November 10, 2024 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
She's gone.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Welcome along to the unnamed podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's Monday, the eleventh of November twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Joey Wheeler joins us today. Welcome Joey.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Pleasure to be in here for the podcast. Leads.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
How good for the podcast. It's like a dive.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, it's like a bit of a stretch, you know,
it's like a warm down podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Do we get really political or what?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh? Should not want it?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah? Just go wherever you're on to go.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well, funny you say that, because I got a text
from former Matt and Jerry host Matt Heath and the Weekend,
and it was an interesting one. It said, this is
what the text is amongst endless punishment. Yesterday I talked
to a girl who said it was nice that you
were allowed to be lifty without me shutting you down
with my Trump loving crap.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
This is what he's sent me. She was stoked.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You're now allowed to be real like you are on
seven sharp without me, he said. I promised her I'd
apologize to you for oppressing your views all these years.
She said she would ring you on the show on
Monday to check I'd apologized to you for being a
right wing asshole and a racist. Wow, that is what
he said. He said, so sorry for that, he said.
It must have been hard working with a racist for
(01:12):
eleven years. Meanwhile, it's it be I keep getting told
that I am a woke communist, so not.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Quite sure where I sat. There's some critical feedback, very
especially the best or Hitler's good.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
But if you if you'd received that sort of feedback,
get the beer fist, mesh, how would you ever get good?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
I wolredn't know what had to look mate, that's I mean,
that's out of my idea. But look, I'm not weighing
into political issues like many is. You know, this is
the difference between him and I leave that up to
the professionals.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Oh yes, he's having to weigh into all sorts of stuff.
I listened the other day to Matt Show with Tyler.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah did you actually very good? Yes, I've done. Did
you actually?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I've heard he's going to be broadcasting live from the
heky to Parliament.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
A huge.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Be right on there.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, they love to hear the perspective. Some of the
heys they're called he quez que.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Isn't those the candles that smell really nice? And your Yeah? Sorry,
slightly different.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
My bad, It's good. I had a dream last night,
boring Candice, but I watch it. You had six with
someone a ghost, please not a succubist. No, I didn't
have six or the one.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I was chatting to Scotty Morrison in my dream, Candy
Scotty Morrison, and I was telling talking to him about something.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't know what. We're talking about Mount real Pehu.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
And I was talking about the ewe on the south
side of and I could not remember the name of it.
And I woke up in the middle of the night.
I thought, what is the name of that bloody ewe?
I can't remember what it was? I can't And then
I woke up again about an hour later, still and
I was still trying to remember that dream, the same
thought that I had. Wow three times. I woke up
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last night. And then I woke up in the morning.
I was like, I cannot remember what that Have you
checked it? Yep, it was it's Nati RANGI. I checked
the first thing I did. But I when I got
up this morning I checked on my phone. I was like,
what is the ewe south side of Nati RANGI think
you remember that?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I was going through it and my and my sleep.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I was going through it a B C, D, E IFG,
trying to get it like you do with names. Yeah,
and I reckon. I did that four times last night.
That's when I know I've had a bad sleep. Yeah,
I mean, how did you see last night, Joey?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Were you all right? Like a baby? Yeah? Good man?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
There's worms going around our house at the moment. My daughter, Oh,
poor thing yet worms so one of us A wormless night,
A wormless night?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Did you get did you get the torch out? A
torch trait?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Aren't they freaky thing? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Weird things.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Yeah, And my wife was like, do you remember getting
worms as a kid.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
She's traumatized by it. She remembers it like he's said.
I'm like, no, I.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Would have because I was an absolute grub still am
I would have got worms. But yeah, it's a it's
a weird thing. And I really do feel sorry for
the kids when they're going through it. My daughter was traumatized,
screaming at eleven twelve at night.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So yeah, I had a great sleep.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
My life.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I think I think we're through it. You know, it
was sort of Friday and Saturday night last night. She
said no issues, slip, fine, but they come out at night,
don't they. You are a little bit paranoid. You get
an itch somewhere and then you think, yeah, I've definitely
got those buggers floating around.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
So how old are your kids?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Five and three?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Five and three are you? You're you're right? Drinks it
your worm Central Glane had a good story.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I've got a calendar. I'm going to calendar invitation for
my wife just this morning.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
De worm.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
The kids you.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Got on the warm Yeah, yeah, well so we're all
going to have to do it. But lovely little chocolate eatables.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Yeah, they're quite tasty. You're still putting tape over the ars?
Is that that was the old school chock, wasn't it?
People like tape up their ass or something overnight.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
It's who was asked me what they're doing?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
North Kennon? Are you taping up? Just the duct tape over?
And hope that you know?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I did good. That's why we were going through it.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
You know, natural remedies, and one was coconut or on
the yes, right, And I sort of thought, well I
just did it wasn't quite right, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, okay, what about fly spray like a can? Of
fly sprout there.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
That's what I suggested to my life. Do you imagine
how that went down?
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Like raid?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, more teams raid.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Build resilience, you know, we want to build resilience into it.
That that's when way of doing it isn't it?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
They are weird little things, are those wombs? Have you
got animals?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
No? No animals? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
How they get worms?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Again? Doctr Google?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Apparently you only catch it from humans, not from animals.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
But I was like, nah, really yeah, so I thought you.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Get it from from having your pets on the beards
and stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Thought, So, I'm not sure where he picked it up.
You know, schools are just a pictury dish of all sorts.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Of totally and that's yeah, oh my god, nts, Thank god,
we're through nits.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
How many kids?
Speaker 6 (06:04):
You go?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Joey too, Indian Billy? Oh nice?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
And then as it transferred over to Belie's all good,
Belie's all good, guys good, Yeah, resilient.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Because there's those those kids that you got and you
get the worm pills, like the worm tablets, chocolate ones
as you're saying, and that comes with a little torch
and what you do is you it's really weird. You
creep up on your child at night in the dark,
and then you spread their cheeks and then you get
the torch involved, and you'll shine the torch on the
anus and then the worms crawled towards the light. Yes,
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it's disgusting. It's quite shocking.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I haven't had to do that yet. I really I've
had to do that.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It is weird I've had to do that. I'm pretty
sure it was g Lane who had the kid. I
think his youngest one, Frankie or something, and he was
at a party and his son, his son pulled off
his nappy and he'd done a ship in the nappy
and he pulled off his nappy and then he's dumped
in the middle of the floor and it just had
worms crawling.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
In it, like little white bait.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, like little worms all through the post too fast.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
The thing about Glane those because he doesn't wipe his
bottom properly after pooping. He just walks around itching it
all the time, so he doesn't have worms, not all
the time, but he's just.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Kind of done that. Like I remember being on a
tour once.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I think it was a Moldie All Blacks tour and
we did the smudge test a rather board one night
and you get a couple of bits of toilet paper
and the boys gotta wipe your us and whoever was
the smudgiest you have to go out and show what
the things you do when you're on top.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Shame. I'm going to name and shame here.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
This is good.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Ash Dixon lost, so he got the nickname Smudgie and
to this day he still has the nickname Smudgie Smudgie Dixon.
The funniest thing about that was the night that night
prior when we did the smudge test and Ash Dixon lost,
was was coming back the next morning and I think
we're in Canada and been out for Yaki went and
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got some natala.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
And and clean andies that came back folded the meg up,
put it on in his washing.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Pile and then the boys are like, he has smudgy
when he comes into the fun up was.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Washing Yeah, good smudge mate, Shash. And after losing the smudge.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
TESTE sweet boys, it was just a one off his face, mate,
is this like you bastard? I think it might have
been that Guildford great stitch up.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's a good that's a good radio. It's a good
radio sigma.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
So you're looking really nervous, executive producer, because I don't
think you trust yourself with your with your wiping all.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
No, I don't, well, not only my wiping abilities, but
just just walking around. What if it just falls out
a little bit and then I end up being a smudge,
being Smudgie. A smudge a worse nickname than Ruder either,
because a smudge.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
I would be like, you start a prolific amount of work.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well, that's that's exactly what It's a Dutch name. Ruder's
definitely not. Some people think that.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
But smudge is one of those ones that you hear
a thing called salty, and it's one of those nicknames.
I know, it's just that, you know, you just people
will be like why do you why do they call
them salty? They'll always be asking you why what are
you called salty? And you just be like it's sort
of shake his head and everyone be like nodding, yea,
you know, And smudge is one of those sorts of nicknames,
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you know, salty or stiffy, where you saood fingers, those
sorts of nicknames.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Tongue Bum was a name at my school. Tongue mom,
never heard of tongue. We're going to make name rim.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
There we go.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
From a car something to do with the car, well,
you said, you said, I mean, this is twice in
a couple of weeks that he's been mentioned.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
But we used to have a guy called here called
the dark Horse, and.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
We only I think it was you that gave him
the en the dark Horse, Jary, and we realized that
if you introduce him as the dark Horses, everyone straight
away goes, hang on, you.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Know, why why is it called the dark Horse?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
It turns out for no reason at all, but it
did create some intrigue around this character.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
And well he had a massive ball though, let's not
forget that. Me and we had that incident with this
where this ball blew up. And I did notice one day,
I can't remember what we were doing in the office,
but I just happened to, you know, glance down at
a at a particular situation, and noticed that the dark
Horse was running what looked like just some kind.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Of massive package, like like unusually large. You know. Willie
Low say like right, you know, yeah, Willis.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
There's not many blokes that go into a Japanese on
sine and and it clears.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Out, Oh, I mean, will he had that ality. So
you've heard about the Willy Lose.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah, so you know about this too.
I've got I've got another story that's involved with that
sort of in that round.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
But anyway, the dark Horse, it was a Willi Loso.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Like package and I was like, I just I thought,
thats unusually right, Okay. I just sort of clocked it
and then didn't think any more about it. And then
about a month later it was that we heard that
he had a what's known as constant growing testicle syndrome.
So it's just your testicle is constantly growing and then
you have to get it drained. And he had this
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massive nut and it was mess like a huge bag nut,
and he had to get it drained all the time.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
But it was you saw it, Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
And what was bizarre about it, Joey, was that it
was kind of I mean, obviously everything's in the same package,
but it was one kind of side, like one testicle
had taken on a kind of more weight than the
other by quite a significant amount. But it meant that,
you know, the bit on top, also known as the penis,
was were just because it had a shelf to sit
on just so we just pushed out. So if you
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saw him on it on a side angle, god, he
looked terrific. It was just it was kind of you know,
he was running a bit of a front.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, he almost was running si straight dart straight towards the.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Much like Mashy off that flight.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
He was.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
He was leading with the cock, walking along, leading with
the with the downstairs.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
But speak Willie Loso used to run spin classes at
Lis Melts. That's right. My partner Tolsi and his sister
used to.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Go along and and I remember Tolsy came home one name.
She says, cheapest big Willies. I don't know what the
hell going down there? But and I was like, what
do you mean? She she was getting fruit out, like
she goes.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's like a marrow down.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I was like a marrow. I was like, come on,
that's right, she goes. I'm not Joe, I'm not joking.
And then she'd come back another week later and she'd
be like.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It's actually quite di strecting.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
So was there a I mean, was there a situation, Joey.
So you just mentioned before that there was a non
sense clear situation.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, it's more uncomfortable. You've traveled Japan, Jerry, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
A few boys have ever. I have been lucky enough
to have you done the public on there. I've not
done the public on sin.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
No over there. The cleanliness that they do it well,
they do it right.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You know, New.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Zealanders generally we're kind of a shy bunch. We are
undies in the bloody shower. Like nowadays, go onto a
rugby team mate after the game. They're all wearing their
undies in the shower. Who does that? It's not it's
actually an hygienic over there. It's just and you feel glory.
But there's nothing more uncomfortable than being a foreign foreigner
in Japan going into a public on sin.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
You're walking and I'll tell you what, the eyes.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh, well, you feel good about yourself.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Well, you do very good about it, and I don't
normally feel that good about myself.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Keep ourselves tiny.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
But also yeah, the looks and you get them constantly.
It does become a little bit disconcerting. But Willie I
heard a story that he obviously played a lot over there,
that he once went in and due to the size
that basically the whole on scene leaft because they were
just then intimidated.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
By the big fuck that doesn't that would have been
back in the that had been nineties.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yeah, and so probably haven't seen a big man like
Big Willie coming into a public con sin.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, no, I mean lies just in Japan intimidated too.
I'd be massive I normally, you know, I'd be am
just thinking about it. I'd be embarrassed normally to get
ned in front of too many people, because look, there's
nothing exciting about what's happening in my downstairs.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
But I pretty bloody.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Good about myself and the Japanese on since I was like, yeah, son,
I did son, and I went on there.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
How did he get Did he enjoy the experience?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You know what I was because I went to boarding school,
so I did a bit of communal showering, and you
get used to it after a period of time time
and you're like, well, this is weird, and then second
day and not as weird, third day, and by a
week it's completely normal and you don't even think about it.
And actually it's a good way to go because you
get to know people. I know this sounds weird, but
you actually genuinely don't have secrets and people you just
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know everything.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's good and in the end.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Nobody gives a shit, like it doesn't matter. Everybody same thing,
everybody's different. Everybody's the same but different. It doesn't matter.
Some people tool, some people short, blah blah blah. That's lovely,
it's nice. It's actually really really good. And then in
this situation with my son, he was like, you know,
he's twelve thirteen, and he's like, I have to And
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I was like, look, this is the way over here.
You can't wear clothes, this is we're in Japan. This
the way it goes.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
He was quite sort of, you know, covering himself.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
But I'll tell you, by the end he was looking
around at some of the other Japanese men on offer,
and he was thinking that he was doing pretty well
compared to these grown men.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah. Well, I mean he was fine because there was
a lot of pubes without anything coming through them.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Yes, I was going to ask you about that, about
the Boush situation, Joe, when you went to your on scene,
were you kind of running a bit of a three
all over?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Were you a little bit more well groomed? Were you
also running a kind of Japanese style.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
No, definitely, not Japanese full style, but there was enough there.
Like you do get a little bit slack on that front,
I find when you're in Japan for a long time. Yeah,
because they are very LAXA day's gore around that sort
of stuff. But yeah, there gc was some you have
some sites in our footy team. We had a great
little showering setup, sauna, cold bar showers, like cold, really
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really cold jet bars and it was just a full
on nude fest. Some real interesting setups from some of
the boys. But you know, like when they saw the foreigners,
you know, manscaping, there was a little bit.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
More manscaping going on Japanese brothers.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
So they are coming into the you know, the new
century and that respect and looking after themselves and it's
quite well groomed some of them.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, okay, it's taken.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
But my little mate Fumiaki certainly not l natural as
mate wearing the wife fronts like yourself, Jerry.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
You know, I did notice that on that video.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I think we talked about it on Friday on the
show when you were getting changed into your Jerry the
German outfit, the little wife fronts that you were running.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You know, I like to wear those just the ways
of wife.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Front, not a trunk.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I've recently gone to a brief. What am I wearing today? No,
I'm wearing a trunk today.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I'm wearing a trunk.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
But I prefer the brief.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I've realized it's I think it's just it looks a
little bit better on the older man. You know when
the trunks trunk starts to look a little bit the
but gut starts coming out the top and the trunk
sits down at the front, and it's not such a
great look, whereas with the with the brief, with the shape,
it just the stress away a little bit from.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
From the gut out and sitting out the front.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Do you know what, I thought you'd put your wife
on some backwards, you know, Jerry, because there was so
because I was easily surprised, our little Joey. There was
so little room in the front. Is so little room
in the front, But god, there's a lot of room
in the back of the moment.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Oh yeah, that's a sort of that's just that's just
when you get into your late forties, Meshy, and you
understand this.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
I'm already I feel like it's already happening. I honestly
feel like my ass is disappearing by the day.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Well, if it's dispearing now, look out by the time
you're in your late forties. Yeah, because everything starts to disappear. Yeah,
it's terrifying what happens down there.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, you still got.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
An ass on your Joey, I think so.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, I think you do.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
He's a good look Joey's a good specimen. He's a
good speci scramge.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
You need a decent hammet knock on the nail, don't
you need?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You need a decent hammer, You've got to heaven say,
just trying to picture what you're talking about there, you
need a you.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
You need a big size hamme and knocking a big nail.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, I think what you're putting down, do you?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I don't think you do.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
It depends on the size of the head and the
technique I reckon.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yeah, you could do it with.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
A little hemmer that's a little bit longer, though a
big hammer.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Could do a little now, yes, and take you longer.
Probably a better for the receiver.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I think probably. Yeah, I can't. I think that's us
happy with that. I mean Joey, you feel right about that.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Look, I think we've covered off a lot of political
ground there. We've solved a lot of issues in the country.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
We never got onto the hekoy we were planning.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Well, he's going to be there.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
One last thing. Steve Smith, Australian cricketer, thank you. His
nickname is Smudge. Oh and he says it's because when
he was playing over in England, everyone whose last name
Smith all seemed to get called Smudge didn't say anything
about the fact that he can't wipe his ass and
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he know nothing about that.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
You'd want to wipe your ass properly in cricket when
everything being white?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Good point from anything I've always been I never wore
a jock strap.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
You a jock strap? Were you boys?
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Jockstrap wears no just in the bedroom like cricket, I'd
leave it.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I wouldn't for cricket. I wouldn't ask jock strap because
the jockstrip doesn't ever doesn't have any Is that right?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
And I was always obviously we are underies underneath that
creekt or Is that how it was meant to be?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I think people used to them without all.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Too, as a young fellow in the Marble cricket team.
I remember Colin Wood was his name, and he had
a good yeah, good package and he rocked in with
the and I was like the how he got undies
on it?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Right? What is that with cricketers and massive packet.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
There's something about opening batsmen particularly and massive downstairs operations,
a lot of.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Time on their hands, Jerry, did I get out early? Yeah,
sitting there watching others back.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Right, yes? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Also I think maybe you're just the confidence to stand
there in front of a fast bowler.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, you know, it's like it just it just gives
you a little bit of BCC. I've said it before
and I'll say it again.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
And I showered with too Metapeter once at the Hawker
chaining rooms when Kyle was taken on a hooker about
a decade ago, and say, now.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Oh, we started as a middle order and then he
went to opener. Is that why? I don't know. I
mean he was confident. Yeah, it was. It's a good
that's a good game. Actually, like most famous person you've
showered with nude. This is a good game. I've got it.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I reckon I can beat everybody, but you know, everybody
go first, and I'm sure Joe you've got some.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
You must have some.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, probably Dan Carter.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Okay, see that's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.
We're looking smoke Jerry about this. He's got I've had two.
I've had a Jisy Ryder.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
And I've had a Matt Henry and I've had a Peter.
That's all I've got, just crooked.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Is okay? That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
This is a good game.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Anyone. I'm going to get in a lot of trouble
if they say it really because you share it with
the nude? No? Yeah, is it a woman? Is it
a woman? A female? Rates going up? This is good
to be good. I say it, and we can beep it,
can I can?
Speaker 7 (21:51):
I just bring it up a photo just just in
case you don't know who it.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Is you going to You're not trusting my beeping, No, no, no, no,
I'm just bringing up a photo.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
So when I say the name, okay, then just in
case you're like, I don't know that person, then you'll
be like, oh he all.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Of our all of our guys, a girl.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
That's you, guys. My theory is true now, but.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
No, do you guys watch shortened street maybe sort of
a few years ago and then like the ten years
previous to that at.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
All sort of yeah, because there's this girl.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
There's a girl on it called and that's her there
and two thousand and eight, right, yeah, and between and
between session number three and session number four for that
day lovely okay.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Three and session number four of did you wear the
nurses out of it?
Speaker 7 (22:48):
Well that was pre session session number three and session
number four for that day.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Okay, Well there's a lot of.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Mate, Oh Jesus Christ, Yeah, well played some thing.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, you can have that one. Okay.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Congratulations, Yeah, on the true because Tholand's generally not that
well in down because my experience, what was Jonah hopefully
you know we're not.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, I worry about this sometimes as well, but still
be okay.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Standard operation, standard operation, Okay, standard operation and super intaminated,
super nice guy. Well, no, because it was he was
he'd been through dialysis. It was it was probably about
four or five years before he died, and he went
to the gym that I went to and sharing nude
(23:45):
because a lot of them don't. Oh yeah, he was,
he was into it. And then i'd have a then
we'd have a steet. There was a steam room, not
not a sauna, like a like a hot steam ye, good,
like a whit one. And he just chaed away and
Jeezy was generous like he was in terms of stories
that did tell and stuff they did say to you
and things. He was super It was like he was
(24:07):
talking to you and the questions you were asking and
I was punishing him with a lot of questions. He
was answering them like they were It was the first
time he had been asked them, and he was genuinely
you know on them. It made you made you feel
really good as a person. Great, which I thought, Yeah,
was a nice man, like a very humble nice man.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Because I was going to say that I had rumors
that he was running, you know how you had that
kind of you know, the front tuft.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
He was also running that, you know down there. That'd
be interesting, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Kind of like you know, he was completely bored by
the stage on top and bottom, No, just just on top,
fair enough. Yeah, Okay, Well so there we go, the
best of us, and you've had a shower with them.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
God, yeah, I had a shower. That's amazing. That was
one of my better stories. Woman in a shower. I'm
your to have a shore with the woman. Sorry, what
anyway should we wrap that? Have you not showered with Lozzi?
We can we can organize something for you. Yeah, who
do you want to organize? Britain marketing manager? I mean yeah,
mer mates still have a shower. Shower, that's right.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
The showers glass sort of pops up in the middle
of the stage. Who can forget Oh those are the
days mane Okay, all right, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I love you boys,
She's gone.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Welcome along to the unnamed podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's Monday, the eleventh of November twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Joey Wheeler joins us today. Welcome Joey.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Pleasure to be in here for the podcast. Leads.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
How good for the podcast. It's like a dive.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, it's like a bit of a stretch, you know,
it's like a warm down podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Do we get really political or what?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh? Should not want it?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah? Just go wherever you're on to go.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well, funny you say that, because I got a text
from former Matt and Jerry host Matt Heath and the Weekend,
and it was an interesting one. It said, this is
what the text is amongst endless punishment. Yesterday I talked
to a girl who said it was nice that you
were allowed to be lifty without me shutting you down
with my Trump loving crap.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
This is what he's sent me. She was stoked.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You're now allowed to be real like you are on
seven sharp without me, he said. I promised her I'd
apologize to you for oppressing your views all these years.
She said she would ring you on the show on
Monday to check I'd apologized to you for being a
right wing asshole and a racist. Wow, that is what
he said. He said, so sorry for that, he said.
It must have been hard working with a racist for
(01:12):
eleven years. Meanwhile, it's it be I keep getting told
that I am a woke communist, so not.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Quite sure where I sat. There's some critical feedback, very
especially the best or Hitler's good.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
But if you if you'd received that sort of feedback,
get the beer fist, mesh, how would you ever get good?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
I wolredn't know what had to look mate, that's I mean,
that's out of my idea. But look, I'm not weighing
into political issues like many is. You know, this is
the difference between him and I leave that up to
the professionals.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Oh yes, he's having to weigh into all sorts of stuff.
I listened the other day to Matt Show with Tyler.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah did you actually very good? Yes, I've done. Did
you actually?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I've heard he's going to be broadcasting live from the
heky to Parliament.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
A huge.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Be right on there.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, they love to hear the perspective. Some of the
heys they're called he quez que.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Isn't those the candles that smell really nice? And your Yeah? Sorry,
slightly different.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
My bad, It's good. I had a dream last night,
boring Candice, but I watch it. You had six with
someone a ghost, please not a succubist. No, I didn't
have six or the one.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I was chatting to Scotty Morrison in my dream, Candy
Scotty Morrison, and I was telling talking to him about something.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't know what. We're talking about Mount real Pehu.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
And I was talking about the ewe on the south
side of and I could not remember the name of it.
And I woke up in the middle of the night.
I thought, what is the name of that bloody ewe?
I can't remember what it was? I can't And then
I woke up again about an hour later, still and
I was still trying to remember that dream, the same
thought that I had. Wow three times. I woke up
(02:58):
last night. And then I woke up in the morning.
I was like, I cannot remember what that Have you
checked it? Yep, it was it's Nati RANGI. I checked
the first thing I did. But I when I got
up this morning I checked on my phone. I was like,
what is the ewe south side of Nati RANGI think
you remember that?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I was going through it and my and my sleep.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I was going through it a B C, D, E IFG,
trying to get it like you do with names. Yeah,
and I reckon. I did that four times last night.
That's when I know I've had a bad sleep. Yeah,
I mean, how did you see last night, Joey?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Were you all right? Like a baby? Yeah? Good man?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
There's worms going around our house at the moment. My daughter, Oh,
poor thing yet worms so one of us A wormless night,
A wormless night?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Did you get did you get the torch out? A
torch trait?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Aren't they freaky thing? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Weird things.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Yeah, And my wife was like, do you remember getting
worms as a kid.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
She's traumatized by it. She remembers it like he's said.
I'm like, no, I.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Would have because I was an absolute grub still am
I would have got worms. But yeah, it's a it's
a weird thing. And I really do feel sorry for
the kids when they're going through it. My daughter was traumatized,
screaming at eleven twelve at night.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
So yeah, I had a great sleep.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
My life.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I think I think we're through it. You know, it
was sort of Friday and Saturday night last night. She
said no issues, slip, fine, but they come out at night,
don't they. You are a little bit paranoid. You get
an itch somewhere and then you think, yeah, I've definitely
got those buggers floating around.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
So how old are your kids?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Five and three?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Five and three are you? You're you're right? Drinks it
your worm Central Glane had a good story.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I've got a calendar. I'm going to calendar invitation for
my wife just this morning.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
De worm.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
The kids you.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Got on the warm Yeah, yeah, well so we're all
going to have to do it. But lovely little chocolate eatables.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Yeah, they're quite tasty. You're still putting tape over the ars?
Is that that was the old school chock, wasn't it?
People like tape up their ass or something overnight.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
It's who was asked me what they're doing?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
North Kennon? Are you taping up? Just the duct tape over?
And hope that you know?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I did good. That's why we were going through it.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
You know, natural remedies, and one was coconut or on
the yes, right, And I sort of thought, well I
just did it wasn't quite right, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, okay, what about fly spray like a can? Of
fly sprout there.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
That's what I suggested to my life. Do you imagine
how that went down?
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Like raid?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, more teams raid.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Build resilience, you know, we want to build resilience into it.
That that's when way of doing it isn't it?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
They are weird little things, are those wombs? Have you
got animals?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
No? No animals? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
How they get worms?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Again? Doctr Google?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Apparently you only catch it from humans, not from animals.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
But I was like, nah, really yeah, so I thought you.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Get it from from having your pets on the beards
and stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Thought, So, I'm not sure where he picked it up.
You know, schools are just a pictury dish of all sorts.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Of totally and that's yeah, oh my god, nts, Thank god,
we're through nits.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
How many kids?
Speaker 6 (06:04):
You go?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Joey too, Indian Billy? Oh nice?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
And then as it transferred over to Belie's all good,
Belie's all good, guys good, Yeah, resilient.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Because there's those those kids that you got and you
get the worm pills, like the worm tablets, chocolate ones
as you're saying, and that comes with a little torch
and what you do is you it's really weird. You
creep up on your child at night in the dark,
and then you spread their cheeks and then you get
the torch involved, and you'll shine the torch on the
anus and then the worms crawled towards the light. Yes,
(06:37):
it's disgusting. It's quite shocking.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I haven't had to do that yet. I really I've
had to do that.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It is weird I've had to do that. I'm pretty
sure it was g Lane who had the kid. I
think his youngest one, Frankie or something, and he was
at a party and his son, his son pulled off
his nappy and he'd done a ship in the nappy
and he pulled off his nappy and then he's dumped
in the middle of the floor and it just had
worms crawling.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
In it, like little white bait.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, like little worms all through the post too fast.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
The thing about Glane those because he doesn't wipe his
bottom properly after pooping. He just walks around itching it
all the time, so he doesn't have worms, not all
the time, but he's just.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Kind of done that. Like I remember being on a
tour once.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I think it was a Moldie All Blacks tour and
we did the smudge test a rather board one night
and you get a couple of bits of toilet paper
and the boys gotta wipe your us and whoever was
the smudgiest you have to go out and show what
the things you do when you're on top.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Shame. I'm going to name and shame here.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
This is good.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Ash Dixon lost, so he got the nickname Smudgie and
to this day he still has the nickname Smudgie Smudgie Dixon.
The funniest thing about that was the night that night
prior when we did the smudge test and Ash Dixon lost,
was was coming back the next morning and I think
we're in Canada and been out for Yaki went and
(08:07):
got some natala.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
And and clean andies that came back folded the meg up,
put it on in his washing.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Pile and then the boys are like, he has smudgy
when he comes into the fun up was.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Washing Yeah, good smudge mate, Shash. And after losing the smudge.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
TESTE sweet boys, it was just a one off his face, mate,
is this like you bastard? I think it might have
been that Guildford great stitch up.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's a good that's a good radio. It's a good
radio sigma.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
So you're looking really nervous, executive producer, because I don't
think you trust yourself with your with your wiping all.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
No, I don't, well, not only my wiping abilities, but
just just walking around. What if it just falls out
a little bit and then I end up being a smudge,
being Smudgie. A smudge a worse nickname than Ruder either,
because a smudge.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
I would be like, you start a prolific amount of work.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well, that's that's exactly what It's a Dutch name. Ruder's
definitely not. Some people think that.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
But smudge is one of those ones that you hear
a thing called salty, and it's one of those nicknames.
I know, it's just that, you know, you just people
will be like why do you why do they call
them salty? They'll always be asking you why what are
you called salty? And you just be like it's sort
of shake his head and everyone be like nodding, yea,
you know, And smudge is one of those sorts of nicknames,
(09:51):
you know, salty or stiffy, where you saood fingers, those
sorts of nicknames.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Tongue Bum was a name at my school. Tongue mom,
never heard of tongue. We're going to make name rim.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
There we go.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
From a car something to do with the car, well,
you said, you said, I mean, this is twice in
a couple of weeks that he's been mentioned.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
But we used to have a guy called here called
the dark Horse, and.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
We only I think it was you that gave him
the en the dark Horse, Jary, and we realized that
if you introduce him as the dark Horses, everyone straight
away goes, hang on, you.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Know, why why is it called the dark Horse?
Speaker 6 (10:27):
It turns out for no reason at all, but it
did create some intrigue around this character.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
And well he had a massive ball though, let's not
forget that. Me and we had that incident with this
where this ball blew up. And I did notice one day,
I can't remember what we were doing in the office,
but I just happened to, you know, glance down at
a at a particular situation, and noticed that the dark
Horse was running what looked like just some kind.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Of massive package, like like unusually large. You know. Willie
Low say like right, you know, yeah, Willis.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
There's not many blokes that go into a Japanese on
sine and and it clears.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Out, Oh, I mean, will he had that ality. So
you've heard about the Willy Lose.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah, so you know about this too.
I've got I've got another story that's involved with that
sort of in that round.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
But anyway, the dark Horse, it was a Willi Loso.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Like package and I was like, I just I thought,
thats unusually right, Okay. I just sort of clocked it
and then didn't think any more about it. And then
about a month later it was that we heard that
he had a what's known as constant growing testicle syndrome.
So it's just your testicle is constantly growing and then
you have to get it drained. And he had this
(11:47):
massive nut and it was mess like a huge bag nut,
and he had to get it drained all the time.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
But it was you saw it, Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
And what was bizarre about it, Joey, was that it
was kind of I mean, obviously everything's in the same package,
but it was one kind of side, like one testicle
had taken on a kind of more weight than the
other by quite a significant amount. But it meant that,
you know, the bit on top, also known as the penis,
was were just because it had a shelf to sit
on just so we just pushed out. So if you
(12:14):
saw him on it on a side angle, god, he
looked terrific. It was just it was kind of you know,
he was running a bit of a front.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, he almost was running si straight dart straight towards the.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Much like Mashy off that flight.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
He was.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
He was leading with the cock, walking along, leading with
the with the downstairs.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
But speak Willie Loso used to run spin classes at
Lis Melts. That's right. My partner Tolsi and his sister
used to.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Go along and and I remember Tolsy came home one name.
She says, cheapest big Willies. I don't know what the
hell going down there? But and I was like, what
do you mean? She she was getting fruit out, like
she goes.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's like a marrow down.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I was like a marrow. I was like, come on,
that's right, she goes. I'm not Joe, I'm not joking.
And then she'd come back another week later and she'd
be like.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It's actually quite di strecting.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
So was there a I mean, was there a situation, Joey.
So you just mentioned before that there was a non
sense clear situation.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, it's more uncomfortable. You've traveled Japan, Jerry, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
A few boys have ever. I have been lucky enough
to have you done the public on there. I've not
done the public on sin.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
No over there. The cleanliness that they do it well,
they do it right.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
You know, New.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Zealanders generally we're kind of a shy bunch. We are
undies in the bloody shower. Like nowadays, go onto a
rugby team mate after the game. They're all wearing their
undies in the shower. Who does that? It's not it's
actually an hygienic over there. It's just and you feel glory.
But there's nothing more uncomfortable than being a foreign foreigner
in Japan going into a public on sin.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
You're walking and I'll tell you what, the eyes.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh, well, you feel good about yourself.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Well, you do very good about it, and I don't
normally feel that good about myself.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Keep ourselves tiny.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
But also yeah, the looks and you get them constantly.
It does become a little bit disconcerting. But Willie I
heard a story that he obviously played a lot over there,
that he once went in and due to the size
that basically the whole on scene leaft because they were
just then intimidated.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
By the big fuck that doesn't that would have been
back in the that had been nineties.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yeah, and so probably haven't seen a big man like
Big Willie coming into a public con sin.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, no, I mean lies just in Japan intimidated too.
I'd be massive I normally, you know, I'd be am
just thinking about it. I'd be embarrassed normally to get
ned in front of too many people, because look, there's
nothing exciting about what's happening in my downstairs.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
But I pretty bloody.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Good about myself and the Japanese on since I was like, yeah, son,
I did son, and I went on there.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
How did he get Did he enjoy the experience?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You know what I was because I went to boarding school,
so I did a bit of communal showering, and you
get used to it after a period of time time
and you're like, well, this is weird, and then second
day and not as weird, third day, and by a
week it's completely normal and you don't even think about it.
And actually it's a good way to go because you
get to know people. I know this sounds weird, but
you actually genuinely don't have secrets and people you just
(15:17):
know everything.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's good and in the end.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Nobody gives a shit, like it doesn't matter. Everybody same thing,
everybody's different. Everybody's the same but different. It doesn't matter.
Some people tool, some people short, blah blah blah. That's lovely,
it's nice. It's actually really really good. And then in
this situation with my son, he was like, you know,
he's twelve thirteen, and he's like, I have to And
(15:41):
I was like, look, this is the way over here.
You can't wear clothes, this is we're in Japan. This
the way it goes.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
He was quite sort of, you know, covering himself.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
But I'll tell you, by the end he was looking
around at some of the other Japanese men on offer,
and he was thinking that he was doing pretty well
compared to these grown men.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah. Well, I mean he was fine because there was
a lot of pubes without anything coming through them.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Yes, I was going to ask you about that, about
the Boush situation, Joe, when you went to your on scene,
were you kind of running a bit of a three
all over?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Were you a little bit more well groomed? Were you
also running a kind of Japanese style.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
No, definitely, not Japanese full style, but there was enough there.
Like you do get a little bit slack on that front,
I find when you're in Japan for a long time. Yeah,
because they are very LAXA day's gore around that sort
of stuff. But yeah, there gc was some you have
some sites in our footy team. We had a great
little showering setup, sauna, cold bar showers, like cold, really
(16:37):
really cold jet bars and it was just a full
on nude fest. Some real interesting setups from some of
the boys. But you know, like when they saw the foreigners,
you know, manscaping, there was a little bit.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
More manscaping going on Japanese brothers.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
So they are coming into the you know, the new
century and that respect and looking after themselves and it's
quite well groomed some of them.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, okay, it's taken.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
But my little mate Fumiaki certainly not l natural as
mate wearing the wife fronts like yourself, Jerry.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
You know, I did notice that on that video.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
I think we talked about it on Friday on the
show when you were getting changed into your Jerry the
German outfit, the little wife fronts that you were running.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You know, I like to wear those just the ways
of wife.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Front, not a trunk.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I've recently gone to a brief. What am I wearing today? No,
I'm wearing a trunk today.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I'm wearing a trunk.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
But I prefer the brief.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I've realized it's I think it's just it looks a
little bit better on the older man. You know when
the trunks trunk starts to look a little bit the
but gut starts coming out the top and the trunk
sits down at the front, and it's not such a
great look, whereas with the with the brief, with the shape,
it just the stress away a little bit from.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
From the gut out and sitting out the front.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Do you know what, I thought you'd put your wife
on some backwards, you know, Jerry, because there was so
because I was easily surprised, our little Joey. There was
so little room in the front. Is so little room
in the front, But god, there's a lot of room
in the back of the moment.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Oh yeah, that's a sort of that's just that's just
when you get into your late forties, Meshy, and you
understand this.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
I'm already I feel like it's already happening. I honestly
feel like my ass is disappearing by the day.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Well, if it's dispearing now, look out by the time
you're in your late forties. Yeah, because everything starts to disappear. Yeah,
it's terrifying what happens down there.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, you still got.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
An ass on your Joey, I think so.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, I think you do.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
He's a good look Joey's a good specimen. He's a
good speci scramge.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
You need a decent hammet knock on the nail, don't
you need?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You need a decent hammer, You've got to heaven say,
just trying to picture what you're talking about there, you
need a you.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
You need a big size hamme and knocking a big nail.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, I think what you're putting down, do you?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I don't think you do.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
It depends on the size of the head and the
technique I reckon.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yeah, you could do it with.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
A little hemmer that's a little bit longer, though a
big hammer.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Could do a little now, yes, and take you longer.
Probably a better for the receiver.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
I think probably. Yeah, I can't. I think that's us
happy with that. I mean Joey, you feel right about that.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Look, I think we've covered off a lot of political
ground there. We've solved a lot of issues in the country.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
We never got onto the hekoy we were planning.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Well, he's going to be there.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
One last thing. Steve Smith, Australian cricketer, thank you. His
nickname is Smudge. Oh and he says it's because when
he was playing over in England, everyone whose last name
Smith all seemed to get called Smudge didn't say anything
about the fact that he can't wipe his ass and
(19:38):
he know nothing about that.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
You'd want to wipe your ass properly in cricket when
everything being white?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Good point from anything I've always been I never wore
a jock strap.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
You a jock strap? Were you boys?
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Jockstrap wears no just in the bedroom like cricket, I'd
leave it.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I wouldn't for cricket. I wouldn't ask jock strap because
the jockstrip doesn't ever doesn't have any Is that right?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
And I was always obviously we are underies underneath that
creekt or Is that how it was meant to be?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I think people used to them without all.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Too, as a young fellow in the Marble cricket team.
I remember Colin Wood was his name, and he had
a good yeah, good package and he rocked in with
the and I was like the how he got undies
on it?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Right? What is that with cricketers and massive packet.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
There's something about opening batsmen particularly and massive downstairs operations,
a lot of.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Time on their hands, Jerry, did I get out early? Yeah,
sitting there watching others back.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Right, yes? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Also I think maybe you're just the confidence to stand
there in front of a fast bowler.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, you know, it's like it just it just gives
you a little bit of BCC. I've said it before
and I'll say it again.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
And I showered with too Metapeter once at the Hawker
chaining rooms when Kyle was taken on a hooker about
a decade ago, and say, now.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Oh, we started as a middle order and then he
went to opener. Is that why? I don't know. I
mean he was confident. Yeah, it was. It's a good
that's a good game. Actually, like most famous person you've
showered with nude. This is a good game. I've got it.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I reckon I can beat everybody, but you know, everybody
go first, and I'm sure Joe you've got some.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
You must have some.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah, probably Dan Carter.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Okay, see that's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.
We're looking smoke Jerry about this. He's got I've had two.
I've had a Jisy Ryder.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
And I've had a Matt Henry and I've had a Peter.
That's all I've got, just crooked.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Is okay? That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
This is a good game.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Anyone. I'm going to get in a lot of trouble
if they say it really because you share it with
the nude? No? Yeah, is it a woman? Is it
a woman? A female? Rates going up? This is good
to be good. I say it, and we can beep it,
can I can?
Speaker 7 (21:51):
I just bring it up a photo just just in
case you don't know who it.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Is you going to You're not trusting my beeping, No, no, no, no,
I'm just bringing up a photo.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
So when I say the name, okay, then just in
case you're like, I don't know that person, then you'll
be like, oh he all.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Of our all of our guys, a girl.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
That's you, guys. My theory is true now, but.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
No, do you guys watch shortened street maybe sort of
a few years ago and then like the ten years
previous to that at.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
All sort of yeah, because there's this girl.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
There's a girl on it called and that's her there
and two thousand and eight, right, yeah, and between and
between session number three and session number four for that
day lovely okay.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Three and session number four of did you wear the
nurses out of it?
Speaker 7 (22:48):
Well that was pre session session number three and session
number four for that day.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Okay, Well there's a lot of.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Mate, Oh Jesus Christ, Yeah, well played some thing.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, you can have that one. Okay.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Congratulations, Yeah, on the true because Tholand's generally not that
well in down because my experience, what was Jonah hopefully
you know we're not.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, I worry about this sometimes as well, but still
be okay.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Standard operation, standard operation, Okay, standard operation and super intaminated,
super nice guy. Well, no, because it was he was
he'd been through dialysis. It was it was probably about
four or five years before he died, and he went
to the gym that I went to and sharing nude
(23:45):
because a lot of them don't. Oh yeah, he was,
he was into it. And then i'd have a then
we'd have a steet. There was a steam room, not
not a sauna, like a like a hot steam ye, good,
like a whit one. And he just chaed away and
Jeezy was generous like he was in terms of stories
that did tell and stuff they did say to you
and things. He was super It was like he was
(24:07):
talking to you and the questions you were asking and
I was punishing him with a lot of questions. He
was answering them like they were It was the first
time he had been asked them, and he was genuinely
you know on them. It made you made you feel
really good as a person. Great, which I thought, Yeah,
was a nice man, like a very humble nice man.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Because I was going to say that I had rumors
that he was running, you know how you had that
kind of you know, the front tuft.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
He was also running that, you know down there. That'd
be interesting, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Kind of like you know, he was completely bored by
the stage on top and bottom, No, just just on top,
fair enough. Yeah, Okay, Well so there we go, the
best of us, and you've had a shower with them.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
God, yeah, I had a shower. That's amazing. That was
one of my better stories. Woman in a shower. I'm
your to have a shore with the woman. Sorry, what
anyway should we wrap that? Have you not showered with Lozzi?
We can we can organize something for you. Yeah, who
do you want to organize? Britain marketing manager? I mean yeah,
mer mates still have a shower. Shower, that's right.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
The showers glass sort of pops up in the middle
of the stage. Who can forget Oh those are the
days mane Okay, all right, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I love you boys,
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