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November 10, 2024 67 mins

Today on the show, Jerry and Mashie are joined by Joey Wheeler to discuss another monster weekend of sports, Mashie's massive Dunedin bender, and how Joey had a few issues making it to Auckland... 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Jeremy Wells on Radio you'd money welcome along to the
Hurdeche Breakfast Monday, the eleventh of November twenty twenty four
Monthams Jeremy Wells. This is Meshy on the buttons. Good morning,
miss Wells. Heavy Monday and sky Sport coming down to
Joey Wheeler joins us to smile.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Mate, to be in the studio.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
You fellas so good of you to come up all
the way from beautiful sunny Dunedin.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, dirty old Dunners.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Say funny, she said, Danita, I am feeling rough this morning,
Joe to say the least. Mate. You boys do it
different down there. A holy smoke?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
What did you do? Three days?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Three days?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, three days of back to back craft beer drinking
and look, I love a crafty as much as the
next man.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
But three days of crafties.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm not sure about the crafty. See I'm a traditionalist. Yeah,
sure will be spa spikes through the try stars.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
You can't go wrong, especially when you're on a three
day bend to Jerry Iland. You know, the Intestine they
need a consistent flow of fluid.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, and you know we're mixing it up.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
With that crafty stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
No good for the noggin, yeah, and no good for
the downstairs operation either.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
No, we don't want to get into messes of blue sers.
I imagine things are flowing through very very quickly.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Nice to have you along this morning.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
They breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Sky commentator Joey Wheeler joins us on the show this morning,
and Joey, you'd have been pleased about that result against
Ireland and on Saturday morning All Blacks.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, I think that's the key.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
The key word there, Jerry is the result was good performance, yeah,
a little bit scratchy. It wasn't a polished performance by
both sides. I thought Ireland they were clunky. But the
All Blacks, you know, to go over there where they
haven't beaten the Irish up there.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I think it was since twenty sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Maybe, yeah, I think they'd won nineteen games at Lansdowne
Road in a row the Irish and they hadn't won
there for three and a half years.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
So like for the All Blacks to go up there
and beat them convincingly in the end by ten points.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Phenomenal performance.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
And I just loved the drama leading up to it,
you know, the Rico Juana story with Johnny sixt.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
And then then he doubled down, didn't he post?

Speaker 5 (02:19):
I know that with the hacker shot, with him giving
up the big tents.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, put that in the Boox.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Love it.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
We don't normally see that from our from our All Blacks,
and to see that sort of banter and a little
bit of you know, there's no love lost between these
two nations. But what a rivalry, What a game, And
I think I'm really stoked for a couple of guys
that stood up for the All Blacks. I thought I
suffer more bar and not straight that Nick Berry absolutely

(02:47):
butchered that goal.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I mean he had a great performance as a refee.
He refereed the game to the letter of the law.
I mean, does anyone ever come away from an All
Blacks SIS or any kind of international you know what?
The ref was just fantastically accurate today. It was so accurate.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Who cares so frustrated? Isn't it? For us?

Speaker 5 (03:05):
For US fans sitting at hard yeah, was outstanding. But
the guy that I was really really happy for was
Damien McKenzie. I think he stamped his mark on Test
match foot it and he needed a game like that
at the highest level against one of the top teams
in the world where we see his game control. It's
always been one of the criticisms of Damian McKenzie's gamers,
how does he control the game? And I thought he

(03:27):
put the All Blacks in a really good field position,
he dictated.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Terms, and he just he was real authoritative in his performance.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
So I'm stoked for Demo and I'm stoked for the
All Blacks because I mean, they're looking at probably this
what a tough end of year tour for Razor and
his crew against the Irish.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
The English and the French.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
And he gone while we smack us in the face
with that on the Indian and you know they've one,
they've come away with two wins or three from there
with Japan, if you include Japan, three from three, it's
it's an impressive start to this.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
India to a few first week.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
It'll be interesting against France at this start de France.
Everyone will say, well, it depends on which the French
team turns up. You'll Blacks would have let.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
The dogs out, so to speak you well, Friday night, Jerry,
So they had a short turnaround post the English, So
I reckon they would have found themselves in a nice
little cozy Irish orange pub on a Sunday, the Irish
flute going, there's someone on the stones name today, help

(04:32):
me into it.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
They're going, it's flowing. Yeah, I don't know what. Johnny
six in the other corner crying, and I think they'll
be welcome at many Irish pubs and Johnny.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
The Hurdarchy breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Darkey, Joe Wheelers and with us this morning and Chasing
the Fox events coming up thirteenth of December. Mashi is
my celebrity caddy.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, thank you for using the creek adjective in front
of Kendy.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
He's got no advice to me at all. But he's
we're talking.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Can you read a part?

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Look, I'm not there to read the parts. I'm there
to provide.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
He's there for a little bit of bad candy. So
and I don't mean like that. He's there. He's there
to look good. I'm thinking about what he should wear
and I'm thinking a little bow tie, no top or
hang on, no a g with a pair of gun
boots and a little bow tie. That's what I'm thinking
to carry the bag. Well, you're not gonna look.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
I see what's happening here is it's going to there's
gonna be less and less clothes as time progresses, and
then by the time the sixteenth of December rolls around,
we'd be wearing some kind of arseless chaps with some
cowboy boots or something like that. I can't be doing that, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, it's just going to distract away from the fact
I've got the yips, and so people will be looking
at you and they'll be like, geez, look at that
chick out that caddy. Meanwhile, I'm yipping my way around
the course and nobody's actually noticing.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
How has the golf game been going, Jerry?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Actually, I've I've I think I may have worked through
the yips. I've been hitting the driving gage every single
day and I've never done that.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Before on my entire strength of your game.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Used to be the shortgun, used to be that the
sandwidge actually back in the day, but I had the yips,
and unfortunately, I've been duffing chirps, topping chirps.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Just awful.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
I went along last year and watched Chasing Folx and
I couldn't have think of a more intimidating thing then
standing in front of the gallery on.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
T one and especially at Royal Auckland.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
What there's water to the right.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yes, you know, there's some ridiculous a ton of bunkers
to the left, and you've got probably a couple of
hundred people standing behind you just ready to rinse you
when you're a shank.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's terrible, man. I hope you do duff it. Oh,
I really do than you, cause you give us all home.
There will be a lot of people hoping that. And
now this year even worse televised on TV and Z
one in prime time, so there'll be an audience of
about three hundred and fifty thousand people watching at home,
all wanting me to do badly. But the pressure actually
is less than a play the New Zealand Open.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
And I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
That's terrifying when they say your name and next on
the tea Jeremy Wells and there's a smashing of applause,
And that's serious. That's serious goal at.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Least this one. You've had six tens before you step up.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, exactly, I'll be drinking as I play. So Radio
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Speaker 4 (07:34):
This is a Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Jennie Wells on Radio.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Six point thirty two on the Hurdicke Breakfast. Time for
your latest news headlines. Emergency crews in Westland have a
big task a header after a weekend of heavy rain.
The rain has caused flooding, slips and cracks on the road.
State Highway six is still closed between Hearst and Knight's Point.
A busy day head for the catering team at christ
Church's Addington Raceway head of Cup day tomorrow. Eight hundred

(08:02):
kilos of chicken thigh, a ton of beef brisket and
five hundred kgs of asparagus. Jeez, that's a lot will
be on the menu. For corporate guests. Oh those toilets
only be smelling good tomorrow. Wow, Jesus chicken thigh, beef
brisket and asparagus. Beauty.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
That's Southland food right there. That's a good bit of
South Island.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Tucker and Black Apps have one and now binding T
twenty National against Sri Lanka by five runs. It's gone
straight up.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
It's the keepers has to be and hey does it?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
And so the Black Gaps they've leveled the series.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
And look at the jubilation from this young New Zealand side.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Great cool from Danny Morrisson doing a Graham Hughes impersonation.
So Sri Lanka needed eight runs from the last over
of the chase. Bard Glenn Phillips Zippy from Rainbow you'll
know him as, took three wickets puttish off the needs
for one hundred and three Zippy in response to New
Zealand's one one o eight grim totals get runs on
the board mate, Yeah, earlier the fucking mana express Lacki

(09:06):
Ferguson became the fifth New Zealand bowler to pick up
a T twenty International hat track in the match. Oh well,
the teams now play.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
A three game odio series are great, sweet and then
any test matches or no, now that done?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Those won?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah Bro, to focus on the India situation.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah Bro, Now we had those, and then we had
some India test matches and then we come back for
some tea twenties and then some one days bro.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Okay Bro, and then we've also got some England tests
coming up, Bros.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
That can we have Brown the twenty eighth of Novemberkay,
Brolee Brogley, Bro all right.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Bro, the hurdy breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Sky commentator Joe Wheeler joins us on the show Today
it's time for the history of Yesterday Today with Jeremy James,
Drummond Dwells. Change Well, We're not back to the pan
pipe music and the band flute again, are we mate?
You're trying to change it, Joey, Jesus. Are you happy
with his music, Joam?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Because it's a bit of a turn to the Irish.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
You know, it's timing on their face a little bit more.
That's what it feels like. Don't you feel like I'm in.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
That pub with the Black's been a ridiculous amount of guinness.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Cher has been trying to James he's telling me this story.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Okay today, Okay for today, because Joey said, so, we're
going to leave the shy music in Okay, but normally
I want to go back to the drum and bass.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Okay, we can go back to the drumm bar. I
preferred the drum and bass.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Seven twenty five, English pilgrim Willibald Jesus later called Simt
Willibald arrived in Jerusalem, one of the first known Europeans
to visit the Holy Land. That was obviously an early crusade.
Nineteen eighteen, will War one armistice signed by the Allies
in Germany comes into effect and will War one hostilities
end at eleven am, the eleventh hour of the eleventh

(10:49):
day of the eleventh month. I don't think about that.
So like at ten fifty five, you know, ten fifty eight,
there was still people just trying to shoot the shit
out of people, and then it's like, right, we're stopping
at eleven. But before then, keep going.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yeah, crazy, I don't know, madness.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Surely they could have shut it down. It's sort of
ten fifty five nineteen fifty seven. Imagine if you were
the person that lost their life in the last minutes
fifty nine Terrible nineteen fifty seven. Great Balls of Fire
by Jerry Lee Lewis sells a million copies in its
first ten days.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Just Great Balls.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Eighteen eighty Australian bush Ranger and Outlaw Ned Kelly is
hanged out in Melbourne Jail and nineteen seventy seven, Oh
what a great day this was Wings released mull of
Kin Tie one of your favorite songs, Jowey, I.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Think you need this and behind my History Yesterday, Today,
Jerry every Time, the.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
First days today, Lubit's in nineteen seventy eight, is it in?
Cricketer born on Walkworth nineteen seventy four. Leonardo DiCaprio, norm
Hewittt was born in nineteen sixty eight On this day,
nineteen sixty four Alista Flockhart and nineteen sixty two.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Demi Moore, Oh the lovely Demi Moore.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
You stay away from Demmy Moore, mesh.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
I don't think that's a problem.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
You've got a real thing, Demi Moore, Mesh.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
You stay.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Ohay, She's she's old enough. She's sixty two.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
She's old enough to be your your wheelhouse. Sunday is careful, careful,
This is The Hidarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Heavy cas Me the Piner, The Hururarchy Breakfast with Jeremy
Wells on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Sky Commentator Joey Wheeler joins us on the show. Nice
Tavy on the show, Joey.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Great to be in here, Felas.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Over the weekend, the Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival
took place at forsythe Bar Stadium, the iconic annual event
that celebrates the finest local and national brewers and culinary talents.
We were there pouring our second that let's get a
buzy hazy ipa. Is that right, MESHI.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, I get confused because I think last year was
the hoot Hey Lager, wasn't it, And this year it
was the Hazy Opa.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, I had to go down mate.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
How did it go down, Joey, that's a good question.
I went down well. I went down well, especially on
day one, and then day two I suppose, like any
beaver ridger goes down a little bit less well, and
then day three it's really starting to you know, clog
up the pipes. But the beer itself was a great drop.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, it didn't go down that well because it went
down your shirt most of it. I saw you. I
saw you attempt to you know, you know the roles
one both and that was not one boff.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
That was about I would say two thirds.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Of a boff, maybe three quarters of above.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yep, No, it was Look, there was that there was
I think I understand a video that was released.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Joey.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
You hit me up about this about five point thirty
this morning. You were heading me hard with these questions.
You were very concerned about my buffing technique.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
No, I'm pissed off. That's where I am? Is it?

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Because it was to be the ambassador of the show
down there, the face of the Dunedin Craft Beer and
Food Festival, and you go and deliver that on the
on the national stay. Well, you know, try channel your
inner g lane and you put it all down your front.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I'm pissed off, Jar, How could.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
You put up with this? Okay, Well, I know exactly
what you say. I was very disappointed myself. Actually, in
my defense, I was trying to drink responsibly. Well, I thought,
you know what, I've had a lot of bersin this weekend.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Let's just make sure that we take things slowly and
I look after ourselves.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
No responssibly it's getting it all in your mouth and
not getting it all over the ground. That's what it
becomes a tripping.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
If that was a court session scenario and a rugby team,
you'd be on the floor. Floor suck you get down there,
Mashy and look that up. I deserve that Aaron Pinna
carfet if he was running that ship, give him a jug,
give him another.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
But it was a ripper weekend, and I should just say,
really quickly, on an earnest note, thank you for everyone
that came up and said hi to us across the weekend.
It was an absolute blast. The Dneian locals and pretty
much everyone else that was there, whether you're not you
were from Danena or whatever, you guys made it the
best weekend. We had an absolute blast, and it was
just so good to be a part of that.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Because you're still waiting for the inviot.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah, well I.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Thought you were a bit along there. You were down there,
you know you were down there.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Wife's birthday?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Oh sure, say yeah yeah, put it all along for
that about six six birthdays a year, the wife.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
Of course they breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
The sky commentator Joey Wheeler joins us on the show
coming up after seven o'clock. Apparently had some issues on
your flight up here, Joey.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah, the wife's birthday.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Obviously, as we talked about, thanks, got a little bit
out of hand at the picnic party yesterday. Okay, no,
but yesterday afternoon, I had a twelve twenty flight.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Got basically, as you know, it's about half.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
An hour to get to the airport, worst airport in
the world, so far away from the city. But I
turn off, I'm going along about two minutes out from
the airport, and I realized I forgot my bag. Now
you're home h half an hour, thirty five minutes to
the flight.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I'm going yeah, no, I'm.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
A chance on a chants yuie up as I'm ewing
up illegally searching to see if there's any other flights
failure if I did miss my flight. Get halfway back there,
I'm stuck in my hind traffic. I'm going no, I'm
not gonna make it, so Yui back up again to
go back to the airport.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Get out to the airport.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
I'm sprinting through being that guy through the airport, get
into security.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I'm like, is it still open? Is it still open?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
The light Wait giving me a little bit of hope
that I might just get on there.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
No, it's closer.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Hold story there because I'm sure there's more to it.
But also acc here Gilane joins us after eight o'clock
this morning. Took about the weekend sport and now she's
got more from the Dunedin craft there and food festivals.
Rude went to see a psychic last night, Calvin Crokshenk,

(17:00):
I'm really looking forward to hearing a review of that.
This is the Hidarchy Breakfast day at us.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy Views Entertainment,
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Speaker 6 (17:18):
Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Good morning, Welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast, Monday the
eleventh and November twenty twenty four. My name's Jeremy Wells man.
She's here pushing the buttons. Happy Monday, mister Wells Executive producer.
Ruders in the studio. No mistaye.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
Just still really reflecting on that Calvin Krookshanks show from
last night.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Ah, well, look forward to hearing that review. Actually, maybe
we should do that next.

Speaker 7 (17:41):
I could do if you want I don't. I don't
know much prep to do because I was just so
blind away by it.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I really want to share that with you, Jery. Yeah,
Covin coot Schank for people who don't know, he is
a medium, which is like from a medium, psychic meda medium. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we'll talk about him next. And Joy Wheeler, Sky's commentator
joins us, great to be in here, Cob. It's so
nice to have you, Joe from Duned and amazing that
you made it here.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Well lucky, Yeah, thank you to any Zealand all happened.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Good old Zealand bringing people together.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
God bless you.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Yeah, let's talk.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
About Calvin Crookshank. Sure next, SEPPI discovered anything about you
Ruder that nobody else could discover.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
The hood Achy breakfast Alreadyodchi.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Sky comes out of Joe Wheeler joins us on the
show this morning, and executive producer Ruda had an experience
with psychic medium Calvin Crookshank last night.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
And your very spiritual experience out in Coomu West Northwest
Aokland a Lally House.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Would you call Cumia spiritual place?

Speaker 7 (18:45):
I would now after last night, I tell you really Yeah,
a Lally House, two hundred and eighty people in the
in the tent they had out there two hundred and
eighty people at seventy five bucks ahead Wow, twenty five
bucks ahead in tweeny one thousand dollar.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Okay, what are you getting for your seventy five bucks
from cow? Wow? Good?

Speaker 7 (19:04):
A good three hour show. I'll tell you what a
good three hour show?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Three hour show? What do you do a song?

Speaker 7 (19:10):
He actually he did do a little bit of a
Tom Jones number four us a small amount, but then.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
He is to awaken the spirits.

Speaker 7 (19:19):
Well, that was thank you, Mashi. Actually, that's actually going
to help you guys. Probably take it a little more seriously.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
The chat we're about to have, well, he actually did
do a Tom Jones are.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
A very small amount of a song. A song it
was called Crumble or something.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
It was about. It was about people that have passed,
all right, of course, Joey.

Speaker 7 (19:40):
One of the things he taught us actually was how
we can contact our loved ones that have passed ourselves,
maybe in the kitchen at home. He said, he's a
little technique for you. Just think about things like jug
coffee mug, jug coffee mug, and then say hi, dad,

(20:01):
and then.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Dad will be there with you in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Really right, that's what he said.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Okay, does your dad have to have passed or preferably
do you have to be playing Tom Jones? No, you
don't have to be.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Why I just understand that Tom Jones part of it.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
It was another some other people had a story with
Tom Jones involved.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Oh okay, right, So what did the three hours look like?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Rhoda?

Speaker 4 (20:24):
So what A few thousand of you, all a couple
of hundred of you, piled into a tent and then
Calvin krookstenk stot up the front on the stage, I
mean a show before.

Speaker 7 (20:33):
There was a stage, and he had one of those
little Madonna mics.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh Jesus, he had one of those.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
I walked around good initially just up on the stage.
But then he did do a little bit of what
he called floor work.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Jesus, I'm familiar with.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Right, So he got down on the ground, you started
humping the ground?

Speaker 4 (20:49):
What was?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
He walked around the people, the two hundred and eighty
people that since.

Speaker 7 (20:56):
Since he actually sensed quite a bit more just when
he was sitting up on the stage. There was one
particular family that he stayed on for good half an hour,
and he seemed to know a lot about them, right,
their fatherhood passed and there was the grandparents were there?
I think no? There was someone else? Was the one

(21:17):
with the dog? That wasn't that family?

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Well, so some people who had a dog.

Speaker 7 (21:23):
Well, because he could hear, he could hear the man
that had passed. And the man that had passed was
whistling for a dog. And the lady said, is it
a white dog?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
And he said, I can't see that.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
We can't see the dog.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
He couldn't see the dog. Could He couldn't, But he
knew because he could hear the dog whistle.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
It was clearly a white dog.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
He should have said yes. He would have got that right.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
If he's not just going to say yes just for
the sake of it, he's only going to say yes
if he saw the dog.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Jerry, do we know that these people were the one
that he stayed half an hour and when they reel
were the actors or they don't look I don't believe
they were actors.

Speaker 7 (22:00):
There was a mother and her two kids and in
law were the four people that he stayed on for
about half an hour. Some very interesting things He also
talked about a man buried in Holland, and I don't
know how he possibly could have found that out, an
old soldier that was buried in Holland that died on
the Germany Dutch board.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
It oka actually a bit of googling. So was there
any any hot action like succubus action or anything like that?
Excuse me, any succubus sections. That's a ghost that makes
love to you, a succubist.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
That's why you played Tom Jones.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Well, well, I would have thought that there was surely someone.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Could I'm into that, now, sign me.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Up, drum up a bit of succuba's action.

Speaker 7 (22:48):
There were a few things like an old lady died
and then re ignited a relationship with a boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
From you know, earlier in her life. That was a
good that was a good little discussion. But the father
was also there. Okay, so out of ten, that's some
weird suck out of ten yep, with ten being the
beast yep. Four Okay, good you.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
Breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Al Radio Sky commentator Joey Wheeler joins us, Joey, I'm
not sure if you're aware Ruder was just talking about
Calvin Crookshank, who is a psychic medium, seventy five bucks.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
A huge was how many people you reckon?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
It was two hundred and eighty.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
Because we asked, we said, is this going to be
sold out?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
What's the capacity? Two hundred and eighty.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
How many of those shows does he do a year?

Speaker 7 (23:34):
I think he said last night was his forty eighth.
Oh my wow, forty eighth for the year. Yeah, I'm
just checking. And he's got he's got some press, a
few more. In fact, there's three in a row end
of November, so he's obviously, you know.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Very popular. Does he do private readings?

Speaker 7 (23:51):
No, he doesn't do the private reading And one person asked,
do you still do those?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
No, I just don't have time.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
I don't make enough money from that.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
He said, he doesn't have time, actually, Jerry, No, we
did a show years ago, because you guys remember Sensing Murder.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Do you remember Sensing meda TV TV.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Two hit show, very very popular show where Calvin Crookshank
ded Weber. Yeah, soon of course and a number of
other psychics were try and solve unsolved murders in New Zealand.
They didn't have a lot of success. It turns out,
but they tried hard, and that what would often happen.
They'd find out everything that you knew already, which was

(24:29):
but they didn't know obviously the murder, so an unsolved
murder would be put to them. They wouldn't know what
they were doing that day, and they get ready for
filming in a particular city. They'd be flown to that city,
so there were only a certain amount of unsolved murders
in that city, It's New Zealand. And then they would
then have to try and figure out these things, and
they were operating independently that they'd often find out the

(24:51):
things that we knew, which was great, but then when
it came to the final little bit of finding who
actually did it, it was just they just ran out
of time most of the time. So we did a
segment on our show Any midy Lunch called Sensing Bullshit
where we walked around in cars and did a parody
of it. And Deb Webber saw it. And Deb was

(25:13):
from Australia and she'd been rumbled.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, she's not a fan.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
She'd been rumbled in Australia where they did a fake
They got a fake person in a Current Affairs show,
and then they had a fake family and a fake
dead relative and she was talking to the dead relative
and she was doing all these things and then they
turned around said, actually that person doesn't exist, and.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
She got really, really angry.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Anyway, showed we showed that on our show, and she
was angry about it. She got in touch with TV
and zaid about it. She's not happy. And then I
saw her at the TV Awards, probably about a year later,
and I saw it from across the room. I was like,
I think that's dear Webron. She locked eyes with me
and I thought, oh, this will be interesting, and she

(25:58):
made a beeline for me and she walked straight up
to me and I thought, oh, she's gonna punch. She's
gonna punch me in the face. She was really coming
at me quite hard, and then she she got me
and she grabbed my shoulders and then she just peshed me.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
So what pardon she peshed me?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Tongue? There was tongue. It was full on, It was
right on the mouth.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
What was that word you used before around guessing ghosts
and sexual.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Ghosts that she's succubus?

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yeah, did she think you were? Was it a succubus?
Maybe she you know, you're.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Just a ghost to her, and in the moment she's like,
there's the ghost of Jerry Wells.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I'm get to Succubus's face.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, maybe that's what it was. Or maybe she was
possessed at that moment as a medium by another spirit,
maybe one of my dead relatives. But then again, whilud
my dead relatives be wanting to pesh me and then
decided that she was gonna lar up anyway. It was
the most aggressive pesh I've ever had in my life.
It was not a loving pesh. Okay, so it was
a hate pash, a hate pesh. It was a hate pash. Oh,

(26:58):
I've never had a hate pash before. God it I'd
love hate anyway. Not the point, what did she want
she pulled away from this hate pash? Did she ask
or say anything? No, she just turned around and looked.
She hate passed me, turned around, marked off. And that
was my experience with deb Webber hate deeve.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
If you're a listener, just send us a text to
say how that pash went for you.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
I'm interested.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Hate passes are so good. A taman ed one. Hate
passes leaves you're feeling very unusual.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
I got to say they breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Darchy, Joe Wheelers in this morning and Radio Haddocke is
heading back to Hagley, Ovland christ Church for the Hot
Spring Spars T twenty Black Clash and association with Wolfbrook
and we want you to join us. It's under lights Saturday,
January the eighteenth. We are giving you the chance to
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any New Zealand's grab a seat. You'll stay at the
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Church experiences like going on the iconic CHROs Chirt tram.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Why do you look at me with a smug kind
of I don't know expression, jury Whenever you say the
iconic cross Utes tram.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Do you just imagine you on the tram? I don't
know why, mess I just see you on the tram
having an absolute ball. Plus you'll get tickets to the
acc Export Ultra Parti zone and during the first inning
sit in the best seats in the house inside of
the Hot Spring Spa. And I think we will provide
you a pair of Speedos radio Speedos, yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Wearing last year meshes, Yeah, had a couple of I
had a pair of Speedos on. I went through one
pair in the first half and then one pair in
the second innings as well. But you will provide a
pair of Speedos, I think for anyone that wants to
be a.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Part of that. Joey, I don't know if you're aware,
but MESHI was it last year MESHI or the year
before that put down a catch.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
It did not carry Joey, it did not carry.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
He was in the spar pool and a Speedos carry
spar and waiting there and he was ready to go.
Then all of a sudden, Andy Ellis smashed six straight
down the ground. Mesh a little bit slow out of
the blocks. You say this every time Jerry trying to
get out of the spar pool. I was removing myself
from a spar pool he had. He was waiting at
a half mongol and he didn't want to give it.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Had a half mongrel, surely, and then you want to.

Speaker 8 (29:17):
Even more und the ground.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
From a mesh from the met and jury Brickish on
radio headache got some pens on me.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh, it's a greater It was a good if it
wasn't it. That's just a little too much fish.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Yeah, but the boys even acknowledging it was a great
effit because again, but.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
You shelled it, just like sculling their pop.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Okay, disappoint the show again is going to be different.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
This year is going to be your year.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Meshy.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
It is broke. It will never come to you again.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
This is the problem.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
You know.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
You hit that one chance, the one and done. Yeah,
I just needed to make a bit more ground. Also,
I believe actually later on the show, Joey, you had
a shocker at the Blue Clash. Is that is that right?
We'll talk about that a little later on we.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Talk about one chances. Yeah, I had mine.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, I think I read the yips. Yeah, yeah, but
I'm blaming poor leadership for my yips. Karen read, oh,
Karen read? Yeah? Exactly what was Karen read now about? Anything?

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Exactly?

Speaker 6 (30:20):
The hood at your Breakfast with Jeremy Wells available everywhere
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Speaker 1 (30:24):
Were already seven thirty on the Hiderky Breakfast. Time for
your lattist news headlines. State Highway Sex remains closed in
Westland after a weekend of heavy rain, there's been flooding,
slips and cracks in the road service Mesh, Yeah, okay.
Mixed news on food prices. New data shows noodles, spreads,
cocoa and cooking wheels are getting more expensive, while many

(30:46):
fruit and vegetables are getting cheaper. Mesh. Are you coping
with the cost of living crisis? Dreia right at the moment,
just hanging in there at the stage. Everything's okay. When
was the last time you read to the supermarket? I
mean sometime this year? And the black Caps defended the
third lowest total by a Test playing nation in a
T twenty cricket international ever to level their series won
all against Sri Lanka. They won the second and final

(31:09):
match at Dumballa by five runs after posting one hundred
and eight The fucking mana express LOCKI Ferguson sneared three
for seven from two overs as he took the sixth
hat trick by a black Cap in T twenties. Meanwhile,
the ICC have informed Pakistan officials that India have refused
to play any Champions Trophy games in the country due
to the competition in February and March next year.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
All right, do we have any thoughts on the political
standings of India Pakistan fellers? Are were going to leave
that one to head to keep up? Think we'll let
that go through the keeper.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
But interestingly Locki Ferguson so sneared three for seven from
two overs with the hat trick. Yes, and d d
Danny Morrison who was commentating in that game. Also another
man who is a New Zealander who has sneered a
hat trick before. Does anyone remember that?

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Who was that against India?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Against India?

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Yeah, if it's anything like because commentary in the excitement
from Big Danny, Yeah, he's to have a messive run up,
doesn't he?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Oh, Danny Denny, Danny Denny much of me.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
That's quite quite short for a fast bowl.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, very short, very skiddy. Apparently quite a hard quite
a hard ball. Yeah, apparently a heavy ball and skiddy.
So you think when he dug it in short, you'd think, oh,
that's going over my head, but it wouldn't. It would
just come at your neck. The whole timetball awful.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Jenny Morrison odio hat trick versus India and a nineteen
ninety four is that what you're thinking, Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Oh, there you go.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
There's a video here, but it is.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Gingle little outswinger.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Yes, well, Danny Yah, Danny, Jenny.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
He lives as a dream, doesn't he.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh he's living the dream around the world at the moment.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Danny just hopping all over the place having a great Old.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Thomas speaking like this. Everywhere he goes, he speaks like this, ringing.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
O Jock you Breakfast al Radio.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Joey Wheelers Sky commentator joins us on the show this
morning tomorrow and the next day. Yeah. Yeah, three day,
three day bend. Lucky you guys. That's sensational. Hey, if
only I can.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Perform as well as mashed it doubt south.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Thank you mate. I'll take that well. I've had some feedback.
We'll get onto that later on. Yeah, I tell you, Joey,
we're talking before about the Black Clash and you have
played in the Black Clash before. I remember watching your bowl.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Yeah two years ago, Hagley Oval.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
That was the scene of the crime and something that
I'm not happy about.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Like I hadn't played cricket in a long time and
got called in was very excited about the event. Obviously
a fantastic event that's televised all over the country, what
over a million viewers.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
A million view and you played cricket growing up as
a kid.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Yeah, so it was kind of coming in with a
bit of a reputation. Obviously, my brother played for the
Black Caps, so instantly get brother of and bold really
well in the net.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Okay, So how many knites did you have leading up
to the to the black.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
I had one in Dneda and then I had one
before the game with the team and it was bowling
well was coming out nicely worked out my run up
because I hadn't you know, ten years in between serious
balls and then had marked my run up up. The
plan was from Skipper Ice. Socket's read was that I
would follow Jordi Barrett down wind.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Jordy Barrett good good play, a little bit of pace.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Yes, and but the team Rugby we got a bit
of tap and the opening overs Jordie was getting a
bit of tap from I think it was Anton Davisitch
and maybe Hamish Marshall yep was taking a bit of
tap and also the King, which as we know, the
King doesn't normally get tapped in the Black Clash. So
obviously those boys missed the memo that you don't spank
the King, which core all over Hegley over, especially in

(34:49):
christ Church. So Rito made the executive decision and said, Joey,
do you might You're going to have to go follow
the King and I'd mark my run up up down wind.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
So then I had to.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Stride out my run up, which under the big lights
on the big occasion may have got it wrong.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
And it's fair to say that I got the yips
in the run up due lost.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
All rhythm and first ball I think might have been
a wide two about third slip because of that. Second
ball actually some really nice shape and bit the bat
and then until about the fourth ball, where I sort
of finally got some rhythm.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
But by that stage it was a little bit late.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
And you know the embarrassment of that I took last
season off, did you.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
I just thought, you.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Know, I just need to recoup, get away, reflect on
that performance, and I'm hoping that I'll get another opportunity.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Because Geez, I was devastating in the nets. I can't
imagine you will be. I imagine you bowler heavy ball.
You're a big, bustling unit.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
You know, Jason Hoyd, I was miked up, and he said, jeez,
the old run up there, Joey's looks like it's struggling
a little bit of rhythm, he goes, But some good shape,
some good shape. So he gave me a little bit
of a pump up, Jason. But yeah, look, yeah, it
wasn't my finest hour. And just you know, again, it
just exemplified piss Paul preparation equals pisspot performances.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
But I wonder Joey, to be honest, sometimes it's better
just to turn up. I don't know about the knit
the day before. I really don't think the knit the
day before.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Yeah, helps. But also I blame Kiaran Reid's leadership to
be sure.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
You know, he's changing hand hair.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Of many tists and how of many kept him for
the All Blacks belt? You know, I actually blame him.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
He told me I was coming, I was coming down win,
but I was following.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Jordie marked out my run up, and then he just
throws a spinner in the works.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
And he's panicked. He has he's panicked. You got to
stick to the game plan exactly. You should know that
better than anyone. Yeah, no, you got to know your
processes keep keep stick to your process.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
The plan was n and you've gone outside there and
now God Sam Joey was not an oniot in front
of the nation.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Well we need to give Retail a call at some
stage and Sy because you're not playing this year.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
We're not at the stage. Not at the stage.

Speaker 7 (37:11):
You know some of the people and team Rugby this year.
Reuben loves there, Jason Eaton's there, Andy Ellis junior to
and in the nets you'd get to bolder Chris Gale
as well.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
It would be funny, it would be fun and it
ended up in the oven.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I don't think I don't think he's going to have
a yet.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
I reckon if anyone missed the universe, if anyone doesn't
need a need.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
On and off the field.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Christ yeah, yeah, crikey.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Two things about you know the drill, Yeah, Brian Lara
as well.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
They know how to partner. They certainly do.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Those boys.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
This is the Hidarchy breakfast and she's gone.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
They breakfast with Jeremy Wells already Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Sky commentator Joey Wheeler joins us this morning. Nearly didn't
join us. Actually it was very very close, because you
missed your flight you were just telling us earlier on
you missed your flight out of Dunne. Turns out you
didn't get.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Your birthday celebrating.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Sure, the worst birthday celebration. Didn't get your bag.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Forgot the bag.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
You eat up to go get the bag, and as
we all know, always just leave the bag boys, leave
it behind.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Leave the bag behind, leave it so you weed up.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Then you wed back up, sprinting through the Dnedan Airport
getting all the locks from the locals. Jeez, he's been
called out over the loudspeaker four times. Get to security,
please please please be still open.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Please have the door open. No, it's closed. Unlucky.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Back to the in New zeal encounter the lovely ladies there,
Well they sorted me out out of Queenstown. Yeah, so
in the car, Old Joey gets and my lovely wife
a post birthday celebrations, bring my brings my bag.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Out, so a good result.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Voice the bags back, brings us my bag and some lunch,
your lovely little little pack lunch.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
So you shout out to.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Courtney because from memory, Joey, you were telling me off
here before there was no flights out of the needing
to talk until Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Correct, correct, you would not have made well.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Our Uni holidays, Dunedin Beer and Food Festival and a
milf yogurt a treat.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Apparently convention a convention.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
So yeah, no seats available till Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
So in the old in the car, Joey went for
a three and a half hour drive over to Queenstown.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Yeah, so a long slog.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Commitment to the cause to be here and your company
this morning, get up here last night and look.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Here I am to tell the story.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
But there is another part of the story, Jerry, that
I'm sure you guys will be interested in. That when
I did board my plane, and as you know, in
Queenstown they have the old school gangways where you've got
to walk up not outside the airport, walk across, it's
walk out on the tarmac, go up the gang I'm
walking up the gangway sort of a little bit, feeling

(40:04):
a little bit sorry for myself that I've had to
drive three and a half hours to make this flight,
and then this awful waft.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Comes down the gangway and I sort of look ahead.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
I'm like someone's crop dusted something and there's an old
Godja and his family. He'd be in his mid forties,
and he looks at me with a bit of a
smirk and I'm like and I'm like, oh na, shake
my head with a little giggle. And he's crop dusted
in the gangway like really inappropriately, and his daughter calls

(40:36):
him out on it quite beautifully.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
The thirteen year old.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Goes, dad, did you just fart?

Speaker 5 (40:42):
And he just denies, denies, and I goes bright red,
looks at me again and I'm like, well done, say,
crop dusting on the gangway?

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, well maybe, and.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
It was a beauty too.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
It was like, you've been on the the get bziz
for three days.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
It was going to ask if he's taste been at
the crafty and Food festival. Mate, There's a good chance
that that would have not been the last crop dust
and you did that day either, because Friday's down to
their festival will kind of cause some issues in the bow.
I can understand why that might have happened, Joe, But anyway,
you feel okay now recovering from that.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Yeah, the stinch still on the mustache doing November obviously,
it sort of just feels like it's stuck there.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Jerry.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
It was.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
It was pungent.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah, you might want to clear that one through. I
imagine if he's down in Southland as well, he's probably
been on the pork belly. It would have been heavily
on the meat, heavily on the bows. Terrible combination, very rich.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
There was some sorrow souls and Queenstown Airport.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
I must ad mat like down there Sunday evening man,
some stagg dudes.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, chet into a couple of blokes in the security line.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I think I can do a bit of wastewater testing
on the old Queenstown wastewater. You'll find that there's a
whole lot of bits and pieces in there.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
You Breakfast with Jeremy Wells a radio.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Use entertainment, sport and us as available everywhere on the
radio app Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarcky.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Nice to have your company this morning on the Huddacke Breakfast.
It's Monday, the eleventh of November twenty twenty four. Mashes, hair,
push and the buttons as always. Yeah, Happy Monday everybody,
and Joey Wheeler joins us on the show this morning.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Morning.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Joey, morning mate, thanks for having me. Great to be
up in the big Smoke.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
It's great to have you with us coming up. We
need to chat about what you got up to down
at the Deleating Craft Beer and Food Festival. Mash very
very prominent on the socials.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Yes, and I'm getting some private feedback direct on Mashi's antics.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
And manually got a bit of an inkling what this
might be. And it concerns me.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
I can sense the anxiety.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Jerry big his.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Fingers on there there, quivering away. Oh, we'll just play
a song, play as meaning as possible.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
I think this morning shaking the hood.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
Ak you breakfast on Radio Hurdarcky.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Joe Wheeler joins us this morning, as does acc Head.
Elane Morning, Elane, Wow.

Speaker 9 (43:02):
What a Saturday morning. How good was it to stick
the foot on the zombie throat and double tap at
the Irish zombie?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
How good?

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Yeah, very good, very good.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Although she was a she's a stop start a fair
you'd say, g.

Speaker 9 (43:16):
Lane, Yeah, she wasn't. It wasn't Champagne forty. It was
a fairly torrid affair. In that first half they were
riddled with mistakes, so there were such pests around the
ruck as well, slowing the ball down. But so good
to see them welt in the second half and the crowd.
I mean they were creaming their jeans about ten minutes
into the second half and then they just shut the hell.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Up for the rest of it. Thick in the box,
stick in.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Your eyes Island Glane Joey Whilly here mate obviously as
the nizzbo of the ACC and the rugby commentary. What
did you what did you make of Damien McKenzie's performance,
and also what did you make of riqueu jouannes performance?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Please?

Speaker 9 (43:57):
Wow the smiling hyena Damie mckinn this, I mean kicking
sex penalties. He was cool as a cucumber. There was
a couple of little things crossfield kicks that were but
that was his biggest performance in the number ten. I
loved a little smiling hyena. He's chiefs mana all the way.
But Rico Ywanni, how could he led the harker as well?

Speaker 1 (44:17):
That was that was poetic.

Speaker 9 (44:18):
He led the harker and then his little snide comment
on social media afterwards the picture of him celebrating the
win and said, stick that in the book.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah, there's something about you don't see that from all
blacks very often, do you like? I like to see
that because normally it would be like a lot of
human to see that. Yeah, that's quite nice. A little
bit of lip but a theater. Yeah, well that's exactly.

Speaker 9 (44:42):
I mean the only reason I don't worry to watch
UFC for the fighting, I watch it for the press
conference the day before, when they just bag each other
and accuse each other of watching anime porn. Like that's
the highlight for me. It's like, add a little bit
something to it. Uk ywanne.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
He did that.

Speaker 9 (44:56):
He ded a bit of spice and do you know what,
I think he's almost taken away the song Zombie from them.
I think they can't. I don't think they can do
it anymore.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Where in your head, Where in your head is good.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
That's interesting watching Ireland. That a team that if you're
down by If irelanded down by ten points, I've always
you know, the All Blacks, they'll chuck the ball around.
They know how to, they know how to at least
attempt to win a game ten points. When you're ten
points down, Irish they had no idea. They're just kicking
the ball way. They're just sort of it's like they
were holding on to a ten point lead.

Speaker 9 (45:32):
The absence of Johnny six Test was a big, a
big factor. They struggled a little bit in that pivot.
We sure the replacement who came on in the second
half had an absolute shocker, so they just struggled with
a bit of continuity there. They struggled to get it
out to our Bundy. Bundy a key as well who.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Was a little bit great Irish, great.

Speaker 9 (45:52):
Irishman along the time, along with Gifson Park, great Irishman,
James Low three of the best players, great irishman. Yeah,
so you can see that we're contributing a great deal
to Irish rugby. But another news this morning, the black
Caps somehow managed to defend one hundred and eight against
Sri Lanka and almost got two hat tricks. So the

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fucking Marner Express Lockie Ferguson he got a hat trick
and then Ziffy from Rainbow Glenn Phillips and at the
end of the game finished it off three wickets and
four balls.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Yeah, what a game that was.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
One hundred and eight plays, one hundred and three astral
Linka and New Zealand winning by what five runs in
the end.

Speaker 9 (46:33):
Yeah, it's good though, it's good, Dedre. The series is
now one on one, fearing you'd have to say very
inexperienced e twenties you on team. So it's good to
get at least a W on the board there for them.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yeah, and you'll be all over the key. We's won
as well against Papua and New Guinea fifty four to twelve.

Speaker 9 (46:50):
Yeah, that one there is I think. I mean they
were fighting for survival, they were fighting for promotion relegation
in the civic championships, so who but that was always
going to happen, I think. And also they put them
last on the billing as well. The final was before them,
so Australia the Thoma was before them, so half the
crowd dug it off right, leaving an absolute array of

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tongue and flags everywhere all over the place. But what
a weekend, great weekend.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I'll tell you what, someone can have an absolute chamozel.
It's International rugby league. They know how to crowd a
shamozol those guys. Thanks very much. Acc here Glane ack
you breakfast with Jeremy Wells a radio so mesh year
down the Dneid and the craft beer and Food festival
over the weekend. Good stant there four days?

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Oh thank you mate. You know whatdays, Yeah, three four days.
We did a radio show Friday, then we went to
the dinning Croft Beer for Festival that afternoon. We went
out that night, and then we came back on the Saturday.
Did it all over again? You're feeling tired, is the
word I'd use.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Did you end up catching back up with that melf
convention that I saw you hanging out with at the airport?
You get like a Catamark's the pigeons as soon as
this melf convention fly down to.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
The even with us.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
They were there on a yoga retreat too. Actually know
some of those, so you know, do you know some
of those some of those people, the young, lovely, lovely
young ladies that were there together, a group of friends
who are on a yoga retreat, a couple, a couple
of wines. There. You were menually as soon as the
baggage at the baggage carousel, asking them what's going on

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and just just a little bit inquisitive as to what
was happening. Curious. Okay, Well that was the very very
very very start of the trip.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
So look, we moved past the milk Convention that you've
named it, by the way, and then we ended up
at BFIST. Of course we were partnered with Emersons. We
were doing Allix Skip is a hot paint, no hobby.
Lagger was last year, Hazy Opa this year. And look
it was flying out of the shelf. And when I
say shelf, I mean the tap. It was a great
week and.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
You did a little bit. You were pouring.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
I did a little bit of pouring, I'd say less
than I probably should have. Yeah, I was more focused
on the social aspects of the event.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
On the drinking part of it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
I actually do have to take my head off to
the nd MET team down there from Done as they
were doing some great pouring and it turns out after
a few you know, the head gets a little bit astray.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Right, Okay, because you know I saw a sort of social.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Video of you with a group of other people.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I don't know if you saw that, Joey, I did,
I did Jerry, But but Meshi there he was. I
think the rule was it was a g Laine situation.
You know the rules one buff and look as a
I don't know how you feel about the Joey, but
I didn't feel that Meshi was brilliant.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
I felt uncomfortable watching it, I felt uncomfortable for you.
I felt uncomfortable for the whole of the end zed
Me company. To be fair that here's here's a guy,
your ambassador at this event and he produces a one
buff like that. Half of it went down his top
and he didn't even finish the thing, at least have
the decency to finish it. There's a disgrace, and then

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there's pissed off, and I'm pissed off and disappointed.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
You're a young man, I hear you, mate, But look,
I have to explain that I was.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
I was deep into my work.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
It doesn't matter. In one opportunity.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Can I point out as well?

Speaker 7 (50:05):
I think there's been a cover up because I know
that videos on Instagram can disappear every now and again.
That one's gone, it's off the internet, and I reckon,
I reckon, someone that is in front of us may
have just taken it down.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Is that true, mesh? Well, No, it's still is it.
It's still up there.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
If you do want to check it out.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Check it out and just abuse them.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Would you be gentle and just know that I was
a lot of beers in.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Well, that's fine, MESHI, but you can be a lot
of beersn't. But I didn't see those beers. Well, I
saw that one beer exactly, the one that I saw,
the one opportunity. I'm with you, Joey on this, because
to me, there's there's shame in not drinking a beer
quickly in that situation. I mean, there's a little bit
of shame in it, but there's more shame in not
finishing it. That's the thing. Even if you go slow

(50:50):
and steady, but in the end, you finish the beer.
You finished the exactly, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Write it down.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Well one of you, okay, then one of you boys
in if you if you're going to be like this,
then either you feel like often the beer this morning?

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Well, I mean, Joey, show you how to do it.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Just just before twenty past eight, have.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
We got a beer in here somewhere that's not the
right type.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Please don't mention that I'm drinking that.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Also was also not our show spotsor once again no
one has mentioned yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Oh you didn't hear beer? Should do it after a song?
Or should we do it right now? I mean, you're
gonna do it? How long?

Speaker 3 (51:26):
How long? How long? We got? I reckon?

Speaker 5 (51:28):
I reckon, we got there a pint three thirty.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, I reckon come back, I reckon come back, and
then you can teach teach me how it's done. A
couple of tips because he needs he.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Needs to tell you. One of them was a holder
court stasion. He would have been on all fours looking
that stuff up.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
The cookie monsters down the ship. It sounds at the
end of my night the.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
Hood at breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Sky coming to that. Joey Wheeler joins us on the
show this morning. I see what's happened that you found
yourself with spats.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Yeah, and when it went hunting, went hunting around and
managed to find a little GMA as well.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Felt as well done. Yeah, gold medal aale.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
So boys, you expressed your own disappointment and a boff
that was filmed over the weekend. I've been trying to
explain to you that that was not the only boff
of the weekend, but unfortunately for me, it was the
only buff that made it to the social media.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Yes that matters, A yeah, there's time to shine. Yeah
the big doll, Yeah, big man on campus.

Speaker 8 (52:29):
What you do is and like you were walking under
those milks. It could have been like Finch the King
of Dan that was early days could have backed it up.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
This thing is a professional meshy in the situation if
you had a bit of experience, you're only twenty five
year young men. But if you had some experience, what
you realize is you want to get that video in early.
So you Glane, he's an experienced campaign. You see, he's not.
He's not one buffing beer number ten. Yeah right, he's
buff earlier number one, two, three, for probably up to
five glad to be fair. But still he's getting in

(53:02):
there early.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Oh that's another good point. This was my first work
trip away and I came out of the gates firing
and maybe, look, there are things to learn, and maybe
I have to realize that I'm going to buf some
beers for you know, some content. Let's make sure we
do it earlier in the day. But anyway, I've challenged
one of you two to better than what I did
at twenty plus eight in the morning, because I feel
like it might be a similar setting. If I was
kind of ten beers and it's twenty past eight in
the morning, it feels like ten coffees and.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeahs not sitting on top of those coffees for you. Joe. Now,
Joe is going to teach you as a as a
as a former professional rugby player, and it looks a professional.
He's going to show you how it's done, Meshi. So
you need to watch what Joe's about to do here.
And he's a big man. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
First, first off, I think you were right hand. Yes, yeah,
so always left hand, especially in the South.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Okay, people live.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
And die by buffalo. So first rule that you broke.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Second, you just you just got to commit to Meshi. Okay,
and look like Jerry said earlier, as long as you finish,
it doesn't matter the pace, but just get it done
without any spillage.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
You'll get a lot more respect. So I'll give it
a crack at twenty past eight, twenty five past eight
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Ok, here we go.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
So he's got yeah, he goes.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
That was three secrets. There was three secrets, and there's
not a drop.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
There's not at the I've just seen twenty years of
court experience coming back there.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
That was amazing. How do you do it?

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Okay, that's how you do it. We're gonna have to
sit down play to teach me a couple of things.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Maybe we get g laying in here just for a
little bit at another stage around how to the longevity
of it?

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Keep backing it up, you know, spacing them out right.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Okay, that cockie monster of yours, Meshy, that cocky monster,
although you were hanging out with Heath, and I'll tell
you how, he's a shock.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
He is a shocking cooking mons.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
In fact, last time we were in Dunedin and it
was the acc versus a bunch of students. We're on
a boat race team and it was don't say he
was the anchor held, No, he was. He was in
he was in the middle. He was the middle of
the boat, the engine room and and it was me,
g Lane, Heath and Lee Hart and Lee Hart was

(55:13):
our was our finisher.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Boy, he's a good finisher and.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Hey Cross in the middle. Just a shocking how do
you go, dude, I'm ordinary, I don't cocky monster, but
I'm slow, but I get the job done. G Lane
form me, I got the job done. Heath cocking monster
the entire thing. And then Lee Hart with the power
where she won mainly because of Lee Hart. I reckon
one and a half seconds, Lee Heart.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
It goes as you say, bolt at the end of
the relay.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
How do you go on a shotguns?

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Go right on the shotgun? Yet she goes well on
a nose.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
But there's nobody.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
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Speaker 1 (55:58):
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Paul Goldsmith says it will apply to patterns of behavior
like three acts taking place within a year. That's probably

(56:20):
the best that one. The use of regressional cannabis could
be reducing the use of more harmful substances MESHI. A
study has found sixty percent of New Zealand cannabis uses
report that they are drinking less. It's also found forty
percent of people who use both cannabis and myth consume
less myth after using pot.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
We need to have our hands on that stage.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
That makes sense to me.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
That makes that makes sense because yeah, after you get
on the after you get on the fucking Mana.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
You're not king to get on the myth.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
I'm not sure. I don't know, you don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
I'm not too sure about that one.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
You don't know, You're no idea, no imagine, you just
be asleep when you We're in the KFC drive through five.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Run comeback victory by the black Caps to level their
T twenty cricket Series one all against Tri Lanka and Dumballa.
They have defended the third lowest total by Test playing
nation and a full international after posting one hundred and
eight The Fucking Mana Express. Lackey Ferguson grabbed three for
seven from two overs, including a hat trick, the sixth

(57:21):
by a black Cap in T twenties, the sixth.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
I couldn't tell you any.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Of those five anyone T twenty Saldi anyone else?

Speaker 3 (57:35):
There is Danny Morrison's one back in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Yeah there was.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
I think there wasn't that, yeah, obviously, but yeah, I
got an idea of some kind of off spinner getting
one you reckon. I don't know, maybe Nathan mcallum or
something weird.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
They breakfast.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Al Radio Skoy commentator Joey Wheeler joins us on the
show today. We're just talking about Locky Ferguson with a
hat trick in Sri Lanka against Sri Lanka to when
that second T twenty International there and I'm surprised that
it's the what do we say? It's the it's the
sixth hat trick T twenty hat trick that in New

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Zealander has.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Yeah, that New Zealand's secured.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
And that's no mean.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Feat for the big fast bowl of the fucking matter
express either in Sri Lanka traditionally slower wickets, Jerry so
in pretty good wickets too from the big the big quick.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
But does it.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Surprise you who else is on that list?

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Jerry?

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Well, I'm having a lot there.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
And two thousand and nine, Big Jacob Orum who took
a hat trick against Sri Lanka. I didn't. I can't
remember that. I have no but I have no memory
from anything from two thousand and nine. I can't see
a single thing that happened in two thousand and nine.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Nothing. Angelo matthe know you in my life. La Matthews
was caught in bowl. Brenda McCallum was also a wicked
in that and then Neil Broom as well, so they.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Were all courts.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Oh that makes sense, ectuek.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
And then moving on then to the second name on
that list, which was only a year later.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
There it is Tim Saudi against Pakistan. Makes sense, and
three good scalps the Muhammad Halfees good player, Muhammed Halfees
and Umar akhmahl l b w to finish with the
third one for Peter McGlashan.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
The second wore the mask, the face mask.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
It's revolutionary Peter McGlashan. And then Michael brace or the
Beast he took a hat trick against Unfortunately.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
You can see what he's called the Beast, great man.
It's an apt nickname. So that was twenty twenty two.
Michael Bracewell. That's against Ireland, so it doesn't really count.
And then Tim Saudi again another hat trick from Tim Saudi.
T G Saudi with with a hat trick against India
with Pandya, Huda and Sunda that names.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
That was at the Bay Oval when Panda was just
heading everything. Yeah, I think there was a good season
and you were having the other short form teams with
good twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, yep. And then mister Darcy man Henry was the
was the fifth one that was against Pakistan at the
Gaddafi Stadium and Lahore in twenty twenty three, and lay
Ferguson there's number number six. And of course in terms
of tests, there's Peter Pethrick who took one in nineteen
seventy six. Yeah, big name, Peter Pethrick. And Jimmy Franklin.

(01:00:26):
Oh good, it's his birthday just the other day, Big
Jimmy left armor.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Yeah. Beautiful to watch, wasn't he just sort of cruised
through the crease yep.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Bowled along the wicket, really really bowled along the wicket.
But great New Zealander yeh. And Ode Eyes. There's d
D Danny Morrison. Of course that famous one at McClean
Park in Napes in nineteen ninety four. Capel Dev Salil
and Cohla and nine Mongia, Shane bond and.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
All Bold which is a great stat all Bowld three
bolts staggering from Big Danny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Yeah, Shane bond Worth a hat trick against Australia.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
That was against Australia.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Just so good, wasn't it Those big un duck as
that he used the bow and isn't it. It's an
impressive hat trick too, Cameron White Andrew Simon's Nathan Brackham.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Yeah, and Australia always good and then lovely twenty with
two one against Pakistan and then one against Australia. Oh man,
a bad twenty Yeah, not bad, not bad, so lovely
twenty the other day. Actually did he he spooned me
from behind without arms. We've got to say it made
me feel things inside that I haven't felt for some time.

(01:01:39):
This is the Hidarchy Breakfast, the Hurchy Breakfast. Already Hurdarchy
Sky commentator Joey Wheeler has been in this morning. Things
for coming in, Joey, thanks for having me made I
really enjoyed it. It's good that you're here because of
course we're talking earlier on about your attempting to make
it here. You didn't didn't quite make it to denied

(01:01:59):
an airport, didn't get on your flight, got.

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
Lucky obviously got a flight out of Queenstown, but there
was a three and a half hour drive from Dunedan
Airport commandment.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
That is just to be here with your beautiful face,
to give Mash a little bit of stick about over
the weekend rightfully, et b in Dneda.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
It's good, but it's good to have you hate.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Moments ago, we were talking about hat tricks and the
hat tricks that have been taken in cricket and rugby.
What's the equivalent of a heady?

Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Well, three tries?

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Three tries as the equivalent of a hat trick. If
you if you have like a you know, if you
get to keep the game ball, is that kind of
three tries? Is what requires that is keeping a game ball?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
I don't know has anyone ever kept a game ball?

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
That's all credit to the boys.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
I was asking, you know, cricket is, let's be honest,
it's an individual sport.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Yeah, dressed up as a team sports.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
You know, rugby. Yeah, I suppose there's bask in the
team's glory, right and the individual success inside of that.
But yeah, there will obviously be a little or not
that I over scored three tries.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
I was going to ask I for you. I have
scored three tries probably.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
In a seven's tournament back Inlborough under twelve.

Speaker 7 (01:03:06):
Maybe maybe remember what, Joey, you did play a lot
of age group cricket.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
You even take a hat trick playing playing any of
that question.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
No, never a hat trick. I got a I gotta
I think it was a seven seven wicket bag and
cup and a hook cup match against Hawk's Bay.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Seven sevens.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Or seven sevens? No fluke no like you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
I had. I didn't have the yips that day. You
didn't have the yips that day. The run up was
on point. That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Yeah, I I reckon I fluke the six once. I reckon,
you can fluke a six. You can't float a seven
and I mean an eight. And you basically every delivery
you're like, I'm going to take a work with us. Yeah,
you know, those are the those are the moments that
you live for.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Yes, how good.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
Would a hat trick be? It would just be It'll
be phenomenal. Wouldn't it just keep running through another one?

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Thah very much?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Would Would you rather take a hat trick or would
you rather a hole on one?

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Oh? Because I've never had a hole on one, never.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Had a hand. It's got to be a hole on one,
doesn't it. Surely it's a hole on one.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
I think you get more satisfaction out of a hat
trick because you get you get to celebrate three times
whereas a whole on one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Yeah, I'm looking a little bit and deeply at this,
but yeah, the probability, what do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Well, my twelve year old son's just he's started playing golf.
He's so may keen into it. And him and his
mate twelve years old that went to Royal Chamberlain of
course here in Auckland, and and my son's friend, excuse me,
we just go back to Royal Chamberlain, Royal Chamberlain, Royal
Chamberland Park, some sort of gated community up here that

(01:04:42):
you you know, it's just it's a public course. It's
at that's the opposite, He's added, Royal under Royal Chamberlain,
probably collecting people's balls while they're hitting around it. Anyway,
his friend Walt has teed off on the on the
on the path three one hundred and eighteen meter part three,
I think it's the sixth and he's hole in wonder

(01:05:05):
he's twice he one, oh man, this is on Friday, Riachy,
And I'm like, your twelve year old mates had a
hole in one. There's possibly he's never going to have
another hole in one in his life.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
I mean, it'd be like Sir John Key when he
did that one on Jason the Fox a couple of
years back.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
That was fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Well he gave him bit a ship that because actually
he used a hybrid.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
I mean, kime On, what are you doing the.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
Duchy breakfast with Jeremy Wells already your darchy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Joey Wheler has been joining us this morning. We're just
talking about hole in one's versus hat tricks, because the
fucking man are express lucky. Ferguson has secured a hat
trick for himself the sixth, the sixth and T twenty
New zeal On T twenty history.

Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
Yeah, black Caps have got two in tests and four
and Odie Eyes as well. And we were just discussing
before what's more likely that you get a hat trick
and cricket or that you get a hole in one
in golf and they're actually done some stats on this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
You're good luck ruder. I'll tell you executive, which is
a ruder when it comes to the stats. When it's
he's a numbers man, ruder, he's good, but the numbers,
the numbers ruder, he's one of the numbers of.

Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
The cricket because you can look at everything in numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Pain. Yeah, he's the France's pain of the I am
the pain of the very similar.

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
Here we go deep dive professional golfers. One in two thousand,
seven hundred and fifty chants that a professional golfer is
going to head a hole in one, right, okay, sweet,
And in odio cricket it is one in ten thousand.
Then you will get a hat trick because there's been
around ten thousand overs. Okay, an audio cricket, and yeah

(01:06:40):
that's what that's what it is. Okay, one in ten thousand,
So what's that abound? About four times is likely that
you will get a hole in one than an odio
Yeah trick.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
There you go. So there's numbers.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
So you're telling me this hope for us, Jerry, to
get a hold of one, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Maybe not for you, Yeah, no chance for maybe Thanks
for that, Joey.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Just heard that you've got a granny stick now too.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
You can be like John can play your three play
your path three is with a granny stick.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Unlike John.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Care.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
If I get a hold on one, I'll be picking
the ball back up again and I'll be putting it
take a hole in one with a Grannie stick, no way.
Thanks for coming in, Joey, we'll see you're joining us tomorrow, mate.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Yeah, you've got me for three days. A three day
been to a Joey.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Beautiful hanging out with the podcast as well, which is
out at eleven am this morning on iHeartRadio. Thanks for
joining us this morning. We'll see you tomorrow boys. The
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