Jerry Sucks At Gambling - The Radio Show (November 13)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Heart radio app. Jeremie Wells on.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Radioardy, welcome along to the Hidarchy Breakfast. It's Wednesday, the
thirteenth of November twenty twenty four. My name's Jeremy Wells.
This is man. She I'm a button. Yeah. I just
want to clear up.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Really quickly that those news headlines that were from yesterday
have nothing to do with me. The text delegations are
coming through thick and.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Fastest morning anyway. Good morning boys and heavy hub day.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I love that is the text that came and straight
away yesterday's news boys. Come on, man, why is everything
everything that goes wrong with the shows your fault? Amazing?
Joey Wheeler welcome along again.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Thanks mate. Yeah, the end of the three day benderit's
coming to the inn.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
I'm actually feeling I'm excited the last day, you know,
and I'm more excited about getting mesh in the nets
later on.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
I'm worth you read the skipper of the black Flesh.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's right, Team Rugby later on. That is the challenge.
That's been issued by former All Back coach Karen Reid.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
You're limbering up so early three hours jo Joey, he's
rolling over sir in.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Here, Yeah, breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Joey wheelers in this morning and yesterday Joey and Mash
and ruders here as well. Executive producer Ruter. We decided
to have a little bit of a flutter on the
New Zealand trotting cut.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yes we did well. We picked a horse each, didn't
we going a box tri victor?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah that's right man, she what did what did you pick?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Look, I'm feeling quite smoke this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Boys.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I picked Swayzy.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Swayzey, did you swazy? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Sowayzy here my bit. He was the favorite. I understand Joey's.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Oh yeah what either the favorite or.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
The second favorite or the second favorite? Anyway, he brought
it home. What about you?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, he dadd he brought it home, ended up winning here.
I was her horse that paid twenty eight thousand dollars
or something to late fees to get into the race.
So he came in first. I picked Irlin Merlin was you?

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Merlin was me?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
And I believe Merlin came in and our box trifecta
this r What did you pick?

Speaker 7 (02:06):
I went with the horse Eroder because it's kind of
close to my nickname.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
And a Roder came in tenth.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
So rubbers from and Joey, what what horse do you?
Because you know the most about horse racing.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Out of everybody about horse racing.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Here it is picking the one that was going to
make us, the.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
The one that was going to make the millions, and
that was Richie murwang I, like he is at the
moment making the millions, over filling his pockets with you.
But you know Muwanga and the owners, the Whitelocke family,
great stud produced good horses.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
But yeah, no, Mwonga was no good. Finished sixth is
that a signed fellas? I've got a theory.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
You know, if Muhanga had come home strong, I would
be into Mark Robinson raiser at the ends of our
get him back all costs.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
But now he finished six couldn't deliver for us.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
On the big darts. Yeah, if only we went with
Republican Party, because I did mention that, didn't we we
talked about Republican Party. I mean she's a I mean seriously,
we we we can't pick anything on the show. We've
we've tried over the years. I mean, I can't remember
the last bit that we've won.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
I think Jerry, you said, oh, the Republican Party is
finish strong this week, maybe we should put some money
on them, and then we all laughed like it was
a joke. But you're a bang on because Republican partickan thood.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yeah, what's an expitting opportunity, fellas?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Maybe we need to sit down for one more final
hurrah and go you know what, this is the one,
I mean this weekend your block off?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well, I believe if we if we really want to
go da I mean, there's a there's a race on
in the States at the moment, you know, we can
get into it.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
We can get the dogs are always a good one,
the dogs.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
There's a Doggies Doggies running in Brisbane at the moment
we can get right into. Why not put the house on.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
It the hy breakfast with Jeremy Wells already just.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Having a look here forty two days till Christmas, boys,
while we forty two days till Christmas just forty one sleeps?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Is it too early to start decorating your house?

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Because my wife last week come home last week and
there's a massive offensive, big red bow on my front door,
and I'm going, what's going on here?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
We bought this house three years ago. We haven't brought
a new house.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
If she might be excited to see you come home,
I mean, that's is that Christmas.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I wouldn't mind a big talk about Jerry when I
walk and they get you. If she was dressed out
on that.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Present, there's a tip.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
But yeah, like, look I come home and then she's
Christmas decorations. Hang on, it's the start of a of November.
Girl settled down. We're not planning to go.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh, we should talk about this later on because yeah,
some people, I think, and I think there's studies that
are linked to it, which we can discuss later. But
some people they loved they just love Christmas. They love
Christmas and they love Christmas and everything that Christmas entaales.
They're giving the food, the family coming together and all
that sort of stuff.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Catholic.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh yeah, well that's up, I think. Yeah, And I
think some people look back to their own childhoods and
their own and they just remember Christmas is being the
best bloody thing in the world.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
So good, and it is exciting. Right when you've got kids.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
My kids are five and three and pump oh yeah,
seeming to coming down the chimney.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh yeah, absolutely, it is exciting. Nice is exciting times.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Breakfast already so ready.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
A Haddick's giving you in three mates a chance to
roll the ip stylet This year is Chasing the Fox
Golf event Friday the thirteenth of December at the thirteenth
with eight celebrity teams, six holes, one hell of a party,
food trucks, bars, DJ's Entertainment Mas. She's in a and
a little g with a bow tie, carrying my bags.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
You've got the confused. I've been asked to be a
celebrity keddy Jerry. I'll be wearing the keddy onesie.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
I hope.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
The master's Kendy onesie.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
To be fully covered.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I understand that you have been asking questions about what
the address code is for the keddies, but no, I'll
be wearing the onesie.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
You sure you don't want to wear an arseless onesie?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I could not be more sure.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
I would love to see one, can you? I mention
the tight? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
No, I reckon the full the full jumpsuit like the
white jump set, like they wear at the mask.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
It's just and.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
That'd be awesome.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
I think we've found you out, but especially when he's
lining up your line at for a part the cameras
just look right in there on the back.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
It'll be starting to make my television problems on debut
with a bit of artless hungaryes.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Textbox to three four eight three to be into win.
You and three mates hosted VIP at this epic event
at Royal Auckland and the Grange. That's a good that.
It's a seriously, it's a great event, a lot of fun.
It's gonna be televised to party.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Hole will be yeah going right off.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, absolutely. I'm pretty sure ACC head, g Lane and
Mini shut former South Island meet Worker are going to
be commentating from the ACC caravan, so it'll be loose.
It's gonna be an interesting loose commentary team.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
The hod You Breakfast with Jeremy Wells available everywhere on
the iHeartRadio A Radio six thirty.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I'm a heard briefast time for your latest news headlines.
Please say they've been consulting extensively ahead of the rollout
of the government's new gang Patch band. The band will
be enforced from Thursday next week.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh, I've done that quickly in the end of the day.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
So what you can even wear a game patching your
own home? Is that right?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
There was something about that. I mean, how do you
how do you police that?

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Please? Luck to them.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I was quite handy if people are wearing patches, because
you know that the a member of a gang. It's
kind of like a sign, you know, it's like member.
It's like, Okay, I'll give you a white Pertha party
with that guy.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Auckland commuters are being warned of potential disruption this afternoon
ahead of tonight's Coldplay concert at Eden Park and set
to play to a pack stadium of more than fifty
thousand people tonight, Friday and Saday.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
You boys going to Coldplay?

Speaker 5 (08:33):
No, I would love to?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, same, I'm gone, o mat, I'm gone tonight tonight.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Jeez a yeah, backfoot tomorrow tonight.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Look, I'll be unlike you, mesh. I know how to
step into a to a situation like that, A work situation.
It's a work situation, a social situation, step in professionally
and then step back out again.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Is it is? Is this a work situation?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Is that a work situation.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Is it okay? It just doesn't sound a lot like
a work says a work situation. I fair enough to know.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I'm there representing the brand. The best of us make
and a couple of former US Open Tennis champions have
been confirmed for the Women's ASB Classic twenty twenty one
Singles one. Emma Raducanu returns to Auckland for a third
straight year. Double specialist Aaron Routcliffe. Routcliffe and her Canadian
partner Gabby Debrowski, who won the Crown up Flushing Meadows

(09:24):
last year, have also signed up.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Imma Retaicanu big fan of the New Zealand vegetables About
it is?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
She what vegetables in particular?

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Believes the broccoli realis a head of broccoli? Does she?
Who doesn't tear me off a head of broccoli?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Oh? I'll tell you what. At a dollar sixty nine
are head at the moment? Some good eating, good heads, Yeah,
good heads. A little later on the show, we're going
to talk about what you're about to do today to
Mashi and the nets. Joey Wheeler, he'll get it in
the head.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
I'm in no rush finish the show for you. Boys
have got to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
And she's picked a couple of bats out from the
acc sue.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
The big gym goodness, get any of those in the middle.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Sun the hurrachy breakfast. Already your hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Time for the history of yesterday today, Well, Jeremy James
Drummond wells over the top of your own name on
this day. In seventeen eighty nine, and a letter to
Jean Baptiste Leroy, Benjamin Franklin writes, in this world nothing
can be said to be certain except dath and taxes.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
There where the saying comes from its Benjamin Franklin.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
There it is Benjamin Franklin, wise man. Yeah. And eighteen
fifty six the great bell of Big ben first chimed
at the foot of the incomplete clock tower outside the
Palace at Westminster. And in nineteen fifty two, on this day,
false fingernails were first sold. Oh crooky, currently going through

(11:00):
a battle with my fourteen slash fifteen year old daughter
around false fingernails, rock of false fingernail every now, and
they're like, I don't understand them. I cannot get my
head around.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
How do they like for a backscratch?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Look? Probably quite good for a back scratch, but I've
got a couple of moles on my back that protrude,
and yeah, you pick that off and go down scratch it,
you get a bit of bloody terrible thing. Twenty fourteen,
the Indian cricket batsmen are right, Jarna said, a new
world record One Day International inning of two hundred and
sixty four runs of one hundred and seventy three balls

(11:34):
against Sri Lanka and Eden Gardens and Cocutta. I remember that,
not bad going. How many pool shots did he play?
They kept trying to bowl short to him, That's right.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Was this in that zone where Rohitt was like hitting
a couple of double hundreds and the Indian Audio I
squad was hitting four hundred you know, quite a bit,
and it was like, oh Jesus, Audio Crook, it's never
going to be the same.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, I guess what was that? Two thousand and fourteen?
So T twenty cricket had just really kicked down at
that stage, hadn't, and so the possibilities were endless.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
The wagon wear would have been heavy in the square region,
oh man, that or the rusty outside from outside.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Of What a great player to watch when he's when
he's in full flow. Two thousand and two, Eminem released
the single Lose Yourself from the soundtrack of eight Mile
later became the first rap songs when the Academy Award
for Best Original Song, What a Shange?

Speaker 5 (12:25):
John Ke got at a bit of strife for this
ononder me?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
You certainly did the National Party two thousand and eleven,
I think it was they ended up using this, Yeah,
they did, hanging him and him a bit of cash
for this. Actually birthday today ninety sixty nine. Gerald Butler.
Who's that?

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Oh, Gerard Butler?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Gerard Butler.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, the ad does all those shitty kind of American
action films, you know, like, yeah, that's right, he's quite
good ectally.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
You'd like him, okay to ninety sixty seven. TV host
Jimmy Kimmel was born in Brooklyn.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Do you know Jimmykimer?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I do know who we come?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Look that's good.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
And nineteen fifty five you won't know who this is,
Meshi comedian and actress Whoopi Goldburg. We're called sister act.
Sister act.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
You know that?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Would you?

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
What I do know is what's it?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
What was the tune?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Sister ext what was that? What was that tune from
Sister Act?

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Oh No, come on, help us out here.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
You're going to produce a road that gospel song?

Speaker 5 (13:23):
What was it? Great?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
We'll come back to We'll come back to it. So
there it is. It is your today in History.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
It's a chance to book the Hurdy Breakfast with Jeremy
Wells on radio.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Joey Wheeler, Sky Sport commentator joins us on the show
this morning, and Joey, I saw an article yesterday. It's
called I'm a nutritionist and this is what I eat
in the day. Doesn't have any exclamation mark at the
end of it. I just sort of edded that.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Thanks mate.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
It's written by a resident nutritionist for the Daily Telegraphic
name is Sam Rice. That's a question she recommends. She
recommends protein rich meals to maintain muscle and energy, probitic
snacks and limited alcohol to support guart health, and regular
fasting Joey, which promotes sustained energy. Now, I know you're

(14:15):
a fan of the fasting, A fan of the.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
Fast and just loading up on Cafe Black coffee person
in the morning, that's my sort of diet.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Flush yourself out.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, yeah, but I imaged for gut health.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
But I don't limit the alcohol.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Into a right okay, okay, but as a former, as
a former professional sportsperson, yes, there would have been times
in your life when you would have had to I
imagine eat to try and put on weight.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Yeah, it struggled with weight to keep it on, Jerry,
and in my position needed to be at a certain
weight quite heavy, So it was always a battle. So
my regular breakfast for my fourteen year career was two
bits of toast avocado if it was in season, and
three to four eggs every morning for basically fourteen years. Okay,
and then post obviously retirement, carried that on again. And

(15:06):
what wasn't great, you know, wasn't using the same amount
of calories mesh So felt fatigued.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I'm always intrigued about this, So do you Quite often
when you know you're in your playing era, and then
you'll be eating that amount or whatever and consuming that
amount of calories. And then once you stop for the
first couple of years and doesn't change, and then your
body has not been in the same calories it is,
and now you're putting it on nice you.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Can still hover the same amount and it gradually.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Catches up when you see that. You see that with
the coaching staff, don't you really?

Speaker 6 (15:36):
Oh my god, it always seems to be backs rather
than forwards though.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
That seemed to blow.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Out the coaching staff.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Yeah, of the coaching.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Staff if they were you know, former former backs here
and look, I'm not naming names.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
We did Steve Hanson play?

Speaker 5 (15:52):
He played in midfield?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Did he played in the midfield years ago?

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Was that he played with my father actually christ.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
In the eighties eighties?

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Yeah? Yeah, barn storming second five eight?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Was he?

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah, Lusa's kraft because he did a lot of forwards coaching.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
Used to go after training, my old man said, when
and watched how the Ford's prepared and did scrummaging and
lineouts and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
So highly educated.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, well he seemed to educate himself around a bay
Marie a little bit later on in his career because
he was eating from the same trough as the players.
I reckon. So anyway, does Sam Rice the UK nutritunists
we've been waylaid. Her diet looks like this. She wakes
up at seven am and she starts with a glass
of water and then she has a coffee with regular
cow's milk, all right, ma, she yeah, okay, regular cow's milk.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah, that's what I use. I don't know why you're
saying regular cow's milk, like.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
I don't know. None OF's oak crap.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
I don't use oat crap, mate, okay, none of us.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Rice Bran, I saw him with him almond almond milk.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Do you know what is actually happening at the moment?
As my girlfriend, she's just been declared.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
I don't know if that's right.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
We'd dairy free all of a sudden, she's got oh
shoes and Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
No, oh my oh, no, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Your life's about to change.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
It already has two weeks in the restaurants. We are
now going to the cafes. We now have to go
to Joey. It's it's not.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Good for us.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I feel for you. Thank you feel because it's a
South Island boy myself. I mean, dairy is life, Derry
is life?

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Right?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Cheese yep?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Three for three?

Speaker 4 (17:21):
How do I break up with?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
There? Samurais and nutritionists at ten am breakfast enables her
to have a fourteen hour fast from eight pm the
previous evening. A recent study by King's College, London found
fastening to be beneficial for higher energy and mood and
lower hunger levels. She'll have something protein rich like a
Mexican all day brunch bowl avocado and eggs. He also

(17:44):
takes vitamin D supplement. At one pm, shares lunch a
hardy soup. At four pm, shares the afternoon snack, depending
on whether the samurais nutritionists is the sweet of savory mood.
She leave a snack on an oat cake or some age.
Share that with some kimchim. She has a tipple.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Drink. She has a sex fact.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
She has some drink. Three days at six thirty she
has Dennis Spaghinni with broccoli, peas and hot smoked salmon.
And just before eight she has tea or a sweet
face something sweet.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
This is like me had a double shot of whiskey.
She's like me, yeah, Zaly, that's why you're a specimen.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
The Hurchy breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
R y coming up after seven o'clock. I want to
deal with something that I heard yesterday on the news
that came out of Simon Dello's mouth.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
The far flung world that could have the ability to
support life. The new thing scientists have discovered in old
data about uranus and when we could learn more.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I'll talk about it after seven. But there's a there's
an su. There there's an su there was there is
that real? It's real, No way, it's a real club. God,
there's a real club.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
But there's more, there's more, Wimon.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
There's more to it than that. What was he thinking?
There's more? There's more to it. Tell me, I'm not
telling you now. I'll tell you I seen, but I
tell you what. There's there's a lot more to uranus
than uranus.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
This is Briefers.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy, News, Entertainment,
sports and music. There are available everywhere on the radio
app Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdy.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Nice every company today on the Hurdarchy Briefast Wednesday the
thirteenth of November twenty twenty four. Meshes on the buttons.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yes, good morning, missus Wells.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Good a maor she and Joey Weiller's gospel commentator joins us.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Jerry, you're well son, You're a good thing. You very good.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Look Thanks Jane. That's you can you can come back
anytime you like.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
Yeah, Joe, Yeah, Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Actually, how are these early mornings going for you?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Back back in your day, is this kind of a
zone that you like to wake up in five in
the morning?

Speaker 6 (20:16):
Five o'clock was academy days. We used that there was
a real test. Academy boys get in the gym.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
At six to pump some mine.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
So if you haven't done that in a while, apart
from the kids kicking you in the head in the morning.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Well you got a three year old and a five
year old.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
In the treach.

Speaker 6 (20:34):
My wife is while I'm up here ripping the broccoli
head off.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's a golden time. The breakfast with Jeremy Wells on radio,
Joe Wheelers and this Morning and Joey, I was looking
yesterday And this is a story which I think affects
all New Zealand is the Top most popular names for
rabbits in New Zealand has been released Top five names

(20:59):
art she Cocoa, Cocky, Hazel, and Honey. We had a
rabbit called Hazel back in the Bloody Hazel wows still
a popular name. Hazel did you?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Boys are the thing that I did?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
And I beg my parents for years to be able
to have a bunny, and then you have a bunny,
and then about two weeks later you go, I don't
really want a bunny anymore.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Rabbits as pets, they're quite tough, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
They're a tough ask. I mean that they're nice to
some rabbits with the you know, ones with the floppy ears,
and they're quite nice to pat and stuff, but they
don't really want you to touch them. Any animal that
doesn't want you to touch it. In my opinion, as
a rubbish pit.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Weren't many animals in the wheelhouse old We had one cat.
Through my childhood there was that, and then Costner his.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Name, ran away three boys just terrorizing the crap out
of it.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
My little brother, being Costna, loved being slept on like
on top of Ben.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
He really enjoyed it. But no, I wasn't a fan.
Was not a fan of joke.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Okay, oh that's interesting.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I think with cats, in my experience, if you want
to absolutely terrify a kitten, get a kitten when you've
got kids under five, because the kids want to play
with the cat, you know, and they want to chase
the cat around. They don't want to chase the cat around.
They just want to play with the cat. They genuinely
want to want to be a part of the cat's life,
but the cat does not want to be a part
of a three year old's life. A cat and a

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three year old unpredictable.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Pulling of tails.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Three year olds are unpredictable.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Cat.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
A cat likes an old person, you.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
Know, sitting on the lap. Yeah, getting manicured. What a
life we're asking in the sun.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
We had a boomese called Pussy and she just absolutely
loved my dad. And my dad hates cats, and whenever
my dad would come over, my dad would sit down
and Pussy would just immediately come and sit on her lap,
on his lap, and he would show Pussy a word,
but Pussy would just constant We come back. And because
he was such a slow moving, benign thing.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Wasn't a fan of Pussy.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Hated pussy, loved your old man. Pussy was a huge
fan of my dad.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Surprise, Sir John not a pussy man.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
He didn't like pussy. He didn't like he didn't like
pussy less pussy. I'm having a lot here. Top names
for cats Luna, Bella, Milo, Coco, Nala, underwhelming.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah. Described that no mention a costner on there either.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Top names for dogs Luna Bella real okay, Poppy team,
we got to do better, Daisy, Yeah, Charlie.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
When I was growing up, I feel like Max was
the big one. There was always a Max, the dog Max.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Top names for horses Bailey, Charlie's in there, Jasper and
Jasper's a popular name for horse, Kiwi Yep and Marley.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Yeah, okay, all right?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Was that making a lot of sense? Apparently last year
there were twenty dogs called Ardie and TJ. Apparently, so
a couple of yams after all blacks, Yeah, TJ apparently,
Grouder after seven seven raisers come here, greater in mine, Grouner, Groader,

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a little some kind of side, the little one of
those tiny little water Shitsu fair, good looking shitsu.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Great.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I reckon the Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Sixteen bar seven on the Heartache Breakfast. We'll kick that
conversation off here. That's for sure.

Speaker 9 (24:52):
We're talking about animal names there, because it turns out
that's the most popular animal names in New Zealand, according
to the New Zealand Companion Animal Register, also known as
n Z CAR, has been released top ten names of
pets and twenty two and four Luna.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
I think Luna's come out number one. I think Luna.
That's for white animals.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Isn't it surely yeah, Luna?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
And number two Bella that means girl Italian.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yes, Milo, probably a.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Brown animal, brown animal, yep, Charlie, Coco, Daisy, Poppy, Nla
Nala from the Lion Can. Yes, Molly and Frankie. Didn't
you look after a sausage dog called Keith once?

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yes, yes we did. Keith was lucky to survive the weekend.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
I just had sprang a thought into my mind that
I actually stood on Keith accidentally, a pacific little dog, Keith.
But Keith was a lovely, lovely dog, and the kids
just loved Keith.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Yeah, but a sausage dog. Unique, sit up.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
Yeah, but get a lot of locks. A big man
like me walking down the road with a sausage dog.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, it's a personality personality there, aren't you. Was it
a long haired Deshan or a short short haired Okay?

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Yeah, kicks was lovely, great sense of humor.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh really, Because I knew a sausage dog called Henry
when I was growing up. One of my one of
my best friends had a sausage dog called Henry. He
was a nasty bastard, you know, like that lovely temperament. Okay,
that's interesting. I think deshans are a breed to be
able to go down holes and attack stoats and stuff,
so they've got to have a little bit of mongrel
in them. I mean that terri is.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
He wasn't impressed when my size thirteen and a half
stood on his back.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Because that's a that's a very long back. Yeah, here's
someone's just sticks. And we have two cats called Squid
and Billy. It means beautiful, and of course it does
doesn't mean girl. Another text T Jerry saying, does Richard
Hadley have a cat?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I mean, I suppose this business asking because yesterday, for
some reason, we were in so much communication with Richard
Hadley when you went down there to.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Hang out with them at his Piggis's home. Did you
see a cat there?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
There were no animals. No, not as far as I'm aware.
I didn't spot any cats, didn't spot any dogs. I
don't know if you're allowed to have animals and pegasus.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Sir Richard love would love pussy.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
You'll get though here I can see him sitting on
his lazy boy watching some old highlights of himself playing
in nineteen eighty eighty one in the World series cup
stroking Pussy. See. She'd like that pussy would have been
under Sir Richard, because if he's sitting and he loves
his lazy boys with the giant screen, huge screen in
front of him, huge steam in and right arm over.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
The hurducky breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Dy, Joey Wheelers in this morning, and Joey, you'll be
sad to hear this news. Just a hand. It's just
been handed to me by executive producer Ruder on a
piece of paper. Old school press release. She had one
of New Zealand's most enduring rock bands splitting up after
nearly forty years. Oh no, yeah, no more, john Too Good,

(28:03):
No good, No more, Johnny Too Good. And she heads
life has changed since Johnny Too Good. For all of us,
we have got kids and families. It's hard to keep
them momentum up when you're sort of doing it like
Weekend Warriors or part time. In my opinion, says Johnny
too Good. This band deserves to be done at one
hundred percent, and drummer Tom Larkin said being and she

(28:25):
had as much more like riding a bike. These days,
it's become so difficult to maintain that intensity, says Lackin.
We've decided it's best to leave it and not continue
a narrative around she had at this point to stop
and leave it in good shape and sign it all off.
He said that they're still friends, but he did admit
that it's been difficult combining the business side of running

(28:46):
a band with the creative side, something that's frayed relations
within the group. So she had a going to wrap
up their time together as a band with shows in
Australia and New Zealand. So they're going to do a
farewell tour with their five or ever show set to
be in their hometown of Wellington at Homegrown Festival in
March twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah, get down there, Get around the Fellas.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah. Ten studio albums, twelve Big Day Outs, the most
by any artist, great New Zealand band, I mean, they
go down as one of the greats, if not the greatest.
Brilliant You got a favorite song, I mean, for me,
probably the General Electric album, What the whole album for me,

(29:33):
A great album came out and around about two thousand
and two thousand and one something like that, and I
just cranked the hell out that, in fact, I've got
a credit on the album. Did you I got a credit,
which which maybe changed the way I felt about the
album slightly.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
I didn't know that I got four.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
I was very surprised to buy the album. I know,
I was very surprised to buy the album. And I'm
reading through because you know, in the old days, when
you get the CD, pull the.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Cover whatever, pull the carver wouldn't know about She's looking
at me.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
No, I'm more appresied about the fact that you had
some going to credit on the shed album.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Might have not know this.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I got bought the album looking forward to the new
she Had album. And then and then I pulled out
the sleeve and I'm reading through, and I'm having a
look at some of the I think I had. I
don't know if it had lerics. Actually I'm looking through
and then I'm looking at the thanks and it just
immediately jumped to my attention, like I saw it my name, well,
I think it's a newsboy, oh yes, And I was

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like it was one of the proudest moments of my life.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
How good?

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Do you know why they did that? Were they just
Fanny yours?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I think it was because we used to They used
to come on our TV show and on the radio
shown in that time. And the Old have O used
to be in a band called Posh Posh and Push
Posh and she had used to play together quite a
lot in the early nineties. And so Johnny Too Good
and the Old have Had they had a great gat

(31:00):
thing going on those two. When those two hung out
together and I'd be I'd be in the same room,
it would be it would be electric. And watching those
two talk and chat was always funny and interesting and exciting.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
So yeah, cool, Yeah, it's very cool.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, so sad.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Mate Johnny Too Good to sign it as well.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, it's a great album gin Electric, So that'll be
an amazing, amazing final gog at Homegrown Festival in March
twenty twenty five. She had great new Zealanders The Hood at.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
You Breakfast with Jeremy Wells available everywhere on the Iheartradiot.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
On Radio Day seven thirty on the Hudicke Breakfast Time
for your latest news headlines. Major disruption is expected on the
Auckland Harbor Bridge today as a hiccoy against the Treaty
Principals Bill makes its way through the city. The group
will start crossing the bridge from about nine to thirty
this morning and the HIKOI won't be the only thing
causing disruption and the City of Sales today commuters are

(31:57):
also being warned of disruption this afternoon ahead of tonight's
fast Coldplay concert at Eden Park. Fifty thousand people are expected.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yeah, I mean there's no no note, no note down
here about the disruption that will also be caused down
at vic Park later on as Joey Wheeler looks to
find his way back on to the Black clash Field
in twenty twenty five, for some reason, I've been dragged
into the situation and I'm getting more and more nervous
about it.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
As the moder should you shouldn't be made?

Speaker 6 (32:21):
Yeah, A two piece red king swinging all over the
place at one hundred and forty clicks.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
The line of the stairs.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
Um new, I'm looking at about a six point two
meter link to Reckon Jerry today.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah. The other thing is this is half there's nobody
there to police the no balls and a marquee signing
for the Women's ASB Tennis Classic. Em A Red Canoe
will return for a third consecutive summer and the twenty
twenty one US Open. Win has become a walking billboard
for Auckland, saying the people are friendly and the broccoli
is absolutely delicious. Up next, let's talk more about the

(32:56):
situation that's securing down at Vicky Park later on today.
I believe as a crowd expected.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Well, don't say things like that. That makes me really nervous. Yes,
Joey Wab steaming in.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Joey Wheler'll work out my run up again. I was
a heavy ball.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
We're gonna limit it to six balls. That's all I'll
be facing. And I'm coming straight.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Back to work the Hurdarchy Breakfast A Radio hdary So
Radiohadacky is heading back to Hagley Oval and christ Church
for the Hot.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
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(33:49):
on the speedos the budgies, Yeah, maybe nude and hopefully
seeing Joey Wheeler here, who's in the studio with us
this morning, steaming in from around about with thirty yards.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Yeah, thirty yards off the back fence. But I'm not
convinced I'm going to make the side.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Jerry.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Well, you've played before in.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
The and got the yips in a big way.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
So it took last year off just for mental health,
just to get myself back in check. And then obviously
we made made my case. Garan read to get back
in to the black Clish Lord, but.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
He wasn't convinced that I was up to the task.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
We brought you in because of your pedigree. I definitely
know your pedigree and cricket strong.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Left arm, yeah, right right armrita.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Well, the way he was.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Going to fird slip, I thought it was left arm.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
What do you need to see from me to get
another opportunity? Mate?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
What actually what I need from you? Joey?

Speaker 6 (34:45):
And and to be honest, it's still probably not going.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
To make a difference.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
But you take you there, You take young Matthew down
to the nets and give me some footage.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah of you knocking his block off, And now give
you a chance.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Mate. I'll review it and we'll see, we'll see what
we can do.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
So there it is. There's the challenge. The challenge has
been set out for you. Joe Wheeler, head down to
the nets. Mashi young mashe here. He's a bit of
an up and comer in terms of cricket backs himself,
rates himself as a bit of a batsman, but a
bit of a blockbusting batsman.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
I'm not sure if I do.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
I would have chosen a different career path if I
backed myself that much in this area.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
But it's North.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Canterbary verse Marlborough. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
She loves loves the short ball.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
He was bringing up Ricky Ponting highlights of the hook
shot earlier.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
He loves the snout bouncy tracks, loves it.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
I don't know, I honestly don't know how I've been
dragged into this. I'm not sure why Karen read just
couldn't take I don't know, some footage of you steaming
in and not bo the problem.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
I was very good in the net at the Black Clash.
It was all over Redo, like a rash, all over them.
I just didn't deliver on the field, you know, the
big lights. And we talked about it yesterday, you know,
like Rito's Captaincy.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
He leaped me down. He let me down, you know,
so I blame Reader. You should take some responsibility.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Reader.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Well, I spoke to Rita about you. I remember before
you came on the show and I was chatting to
Read about you and he mentioned your your rugby career
a little bit, and then he mentioned your cricket career
as well. A lot of people don't realize that you
you had. You're a very promising cricketer. Yes, yes, much
like he was and had to choose between between cricket
and rape and rugby. Yeah it's probably twenty year old,
ye nineteen nineteen year.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Out of school. So yeah, it wasn't promising cricketing career.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
I played a lot for Marlborough and at Hawke Cup
taught me a lot of my bad habits that I've
still got today. We was he with obviously going on
to it was some older statesman and a lot of
fun with the Marlborough Hawk Cup side. But then you
played age group cricket for CD and a little bit
of sort of New Zealand camp stuff, and yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Just when I got out of school.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
I don't know it was it was a toss up
because I would try to put on weight to get better. Obviously,
in my possession rugby you needed to be over one
hundred kilo, But then it was counterintuitive in the summer
you go by twelve to sixteen overs in a day,
You're just gonna shred all that weight that you've managed
to put on the gym.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
So yeah, the call was made.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
It was actually Sir Steve Henson that at under nineteen
rugby camp came up to his son, you need to
make a choice now, you know you need to put on.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
About five kilo.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
I'd love to give you, I'd love to give you
a summer mind, but I can't.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Get into the buffet.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
He had plenty to go around, So all right, we're
going to do this later on today then, and she's
going to chuck.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
The pennies nice around my run up.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Well, yeah, look, I've got some ideas for you, and
I've worked with a number of a number of players
over the years about blot with blindfolds. Oh yes, blind folds, ropes, rains,
arseless chaps, all sorts of situations I've got. I've got
a lot of training methods, some of them reasonably unorthodox,

(38:05):
but they work.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
We'll send the footage through to Sir Richard and see
what he reckons.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
He and arseles chaps with ropes and belts around my
neck with a blindfold on working out my run up
to me yelling out Lily.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
The Hurdarchy breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
So yesterday I was sitting there on the couch about
to do seven sharp, watching one users to do every night,
and I was watching Simon Dello and this happened.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
The far flung world that could have the ability to
support life, the new thing scientists have discovered in old
data about uranus and when we could learn more kids.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Better, And both Hillary and I looked at each other
and he said, excuse me, what was that? That was
a very unusual pronunciation of a planet that I thought
was called something completely different.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Can we listen to it one more time?

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Is that all right? Absolutely?

Speaker 8 (38:59):
The far flung world that could have the ability to
support life. The new thing scientists have discovered in old
data about uranus, and when we could learn.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
More urinus uranus? Who calls it urinus?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
I don't think I've ever heard anyone say uranus, never urinus.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I mean I've heard people go, you know, weird versions
of uranus or whatever, But uranus is not.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Right Jerry Well, I thought to myself, I've never heard
that before. And I was luckily sitting beside a great linguist,
a person who has done a degree in linguistics, Hillary Barry. Yes,
she knows. She understands how she talks about plausives and
all sorts of weird things around how sounds are created,

(39:45):
and you know, it's how it's where they use your
tongue for certain you know, sounds and how your mouth
works when Yeah, she knows all about that. I want
to say phonetics, but I don't actually think it is,
so I think that's how things are sounded out anyway,
I said, turned to Hillary, and I thought she's here,
I might as well ask you, how do you pronounce that? Hi? Hillary,

(40:07):
I've got a question for you. I just like you too,
pronounce this word here that I've written on a piece
of paper.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Oh that planet uranus?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Uranus?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Sorry, uranus? Okay, uranus?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Interesting?

Speaker 7 (40:22):
Interesting, interesting, Jerry, you said that Hilary's studied a lot
of this.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Did she?

Speaker 7 (40:29):
Did you, guys go deep into how you would use
your tongue on uranus?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
No, we didn't sort of go into that situation. It
was a work environment uranus, so we stayed away from that.
But it's right there. I thought to myself. I thought
to myself, of Hillary saying uranus. She normally, she normally knows,
she understands pronunciation. So is it correct? Is it uranus

(40:56):
or is it uranus? Well?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
I've had to search up on YouTube, fellas, and this
is what the internet has to say.

Speaker 10 (41:01):
How to pronounce urinous? It is generally accepted that it
is preferable to stress on the first syllable when you
say it, rather than on the second one, and say
urinous rather than uranus. So, though most pronunciations are possible
and correct, a mutter of personal preference urinus or uranus so.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Somewhere guy, he doesn't even doesn't sound English.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
So my next question for you guys is how did
Simondello end up on uranus?

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Good, because he's a man that takes his job very seriously.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Isn't his jury he does well? Interestingly later on that
was so that was the tease for the uranus story.
Got a recent discovery. And then in the actual intro
he said, some people call it uranus. Some people call
it uranus. But and he mentioned both of them and
the actual intro. Right, Yeah, just to clarify, we've got.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
A text through here.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
We don't say uranus these days, we say your asshole here.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Well, there we go. So my kids have been us
they're way for a couple of years. I thought it
was a jokes. Is this text? Apparently it's uranus.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
The Darchy Breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
A couple more texts coming in about this uranus uranus
situation that's currently basically taking the world by storm. People
don't know what to call it, whether they call it urinus.
This one here I went to start o on a
school trip with my daughter. They're calling it urinus. We
need to get big Anus on the show to shut

(42:40):
it down. So I don't I think you can say
it's definitely not urinus. There's no there's no I in it.
I mean it's either uranus or uranus. Stardock the Stardo.
They normally know this, they should coming. Trust I try
Stellary as well. She knows she's she's the best of us.

(43:02):
Coming up after eight o'clock, let's talk about Christmas decorations.
You've got a essentially a smiffing Coey's full.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Shooting box already up. Yeah, in the wheelhousehold down in Dneda. Yeah,
a massive ribbon on the front door, red ribbon, Christmas
tree up obviously not a real one.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Bad hey fever, real bad.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, there we goasty. Yeah. So how early is too early?
I think that's the question. What are we thirteenth of November.
I always thought first of December was the date. But
how early is towy? And why not? I mean, do
you go labor weekend? I don't know. I'd like to
hear from people. Three for it three eight hundred hide.
This is the Hurdarche.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Breekfast, the Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells, a radio darchy, news, entertainment,
sports and music. There are available everywhere on the iHeart
Radio app.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Jeremie Wells, Welcome along to the Heartache Brief. This Wednesday,
the thirteenth of November twenty twenty four, meshes here on
the buttons as always.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Yeah, Happy Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Everybody looking a little bit nervous, And that's because Joe
Wheelers joining us on the show, and later on Joe
Wheler is going to be bowling to Meshy in the
nets and whipping a couple of pastas up.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Already DepEd on the lower back.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
Jesus and a producer root up. It's been rubbing me
down and strong. Jerry's got the useless chaps in a
couple of belts and whips to try sort out me.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Run up, Yeah, look slightly interestings. Yeah, an orthodox run
up technique. But look, it's certainly worked for a number
of people in the past, so let's see how it
works for you.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Joey, When you say it's worked for a number of
people in the past, just out of curiosity, who would
those people be?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (44:45):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Lovely trendy.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah, I've done some work with Trent Bolt, I've done
some work with the Sexy Camel, Tim.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Saudi, the fucking Miner Express.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah, the fucking Mona expecially like you Ferguson. I mean,
the list goes on and on. Wok Unus came to
me sort of in the latter part of his career,
and he was having some proper i'ms overstepping and so
I whip them in the artless chats and she took
up of ropes on the folded them.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
The Hurdchy breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
So forty two days to Christmas. Joey Wheeler joins us
on the Hidachy Briefist's been joining us for the last
couple of days. Last day today, Joey and you were
talking to me earlier on this morning and saying that
you're a big Christmas decoration family.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Well, yes and no, like I feel it's a little
bit early at the moment, but my wife massive Christmas fiend, okay,
And last week she got the Christmas decorations up. I
came home to a giant red bow on the front door.
She's ready to go. I felt it's a little bit
too early. You know, I'm sort of a traditionalist, and
I understand the first of December is when you meant

(45:47):
to start the you know, the real Christmas decorating of
the house and whatnot. But you know, I'm into it.
You know, the kids are into it. Brings a lot
of excitement to the end of the year. So yeah,
not Look, I'm.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
I'm I'm partial to it, but I do feel it's
a little early.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
How far does she go in terms of her decoration?
Is she a full Smiff and Coey's window display sort
of vibe there? Not quite lights?

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Yeah, we've got some center out the front of the
house on the on the front lawn, scattered around a
tree that light up at night. Oh wow, yeah, but
not not quite the you know around the house with
the big fairy lights and Franks side and so I
definitely Christmas decorations everywhere.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Okay, yeah, and the kids would be see the kids
would be loving all that sort of stuff. Did she
grow up in a family where Christmas was a huge thing?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
No?

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Well yes, obviously.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
From a Catholic family, so it was right into it.
But I wouldn't say they were over the top. So
I think she's really taken that mental and gone to
another level.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
I mean, that's nice, Joey. So you'll listen to your kids.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
You see that the kids, you know, have some joy
in this and they appreciate it, and you've gone, you
know what, I'll take one for the team here.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
As for you, Jerry, I mean, you've got no interest
in how your kids are feeling.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
So I understand that you've put a hard first of
December on your household.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
There will be no talk of Christmas. But until then,
is there right?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
If I had it my way, push it out to
saw the tenth of December. You know, I just find
there's just a lot of sort of knickknackery lying around
the place, and it just looks a bit messy. Yeah
like look, I like alor you know, I just don't
want any clutter. They find that Christmas clutter. It's the
worst type of clutter because it's all red and silver

(47:26):
and there's bits of bloody, you know, decoration everywhere and
tinsel lying around the place. We've got a box and
that box sits in a cupboard, and that box is
essentially decorations that I have been given over the years.
I refuse to buy a Christmas decoration and and then
that box comes out.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
Small, handmade and given decoration.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I try to take all the joy out of Christmas possible.
Nobody's allowed to give presents.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
I wouldn't have expected this.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
From you, Jared, I know, because you know when quite
a happy sun.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
So you run a real Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Jury We run a. Yeah, I'm underneath it vacuuming away.
And the worst thing is you're in the hosk. You've
got to get it from the front door to the
spot and the house, dropping its cramp all the way through,
no matter how many times you shake it.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
How often do you vacuum you underneath your tree? You
know when it's up?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Not a lot. I mean only maybe twice.

Speaker 11 (48:27):
A days, is it just I rate for a guy
that's a bit of a grinches a real tree?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Well, the problem is the tree in our house the
any spot, for it's right on the spot where there's
a lot of breeze because you've got to summertime obviously,
got to open up the doors, and so the bloody
pine it'll just blow their way through the rest of
the house, and I've got to vacuum the rest of
the I was thinking about getting a tree and just
having a permanent tree and it lives outside, and you know,
you put some stuff up around it and it lives

(48:59):
in a pot outside and then you sort of drag
it last.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
Week and you were going to plant a good old
pine us radiator out the lorn and let that thing
go and decorated every year you and your assless chaps
up there putting the.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Putting, the tinsel on the and the fairy lights on.
There you go, kids, there's your tree and just point
to us outside there.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Cut that down for your inheritance.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Go and decorate that pain. Now, put some tinsil around it.
What you want with it?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
You breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Joe Wheelers joining us, has been joining us for the
last few days. Last day today, Joe's talking about Christmas
and the fact that your partner, your lovely partner, enjoys
getting stuck into Christmas nice and early. Although would you
say thirteenth of November as early? Although how long have
your Christmas?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Last week?

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Last week, so we've been we've been up a week already,
and to me, first week of November.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
That's too early.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Okay, Well, when do they come down?

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Usually after the New Year break, because we'd shoot away.
We usually shoot away before Christmas. And this is one
of my other bug bears. Last year, my wife.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Went on a trip to Japan from my other job.
I came back, it was jet lagged as how, and
she decided on that day that she had.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
Erect the tree and all the Christmas decorations at the
start of November. Now, that was painful. Okay, so I
get a little bit grinchy in November.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
I am you know, I'm a Christmas spirit. I love it.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Oh and I can see that down, I can see
I can see that as the Texas has come in.
Our partner put the tree up yesterday thirteenth to twelfth
of November. I refused to get it out of the
garage to December. She's a strong, independent young woman and
did it all alone. Amazing what a bit of Christmas
spirit will do. And in other Texas this has coming.

(50:46):
I'm currently in the car with my fiancee, Emma, and
she was just saying she wants to put this Christmas
tree up. Please tell her she's insane. First of December
is the earliest that it's allowed in this particular family. Yeah,
I mean, I don't know if you've got one in
the garage and it's ready to go, completely different story.

Speaker 6 (51:03):
But if you're wanting the real McCoy like yourself, pine
needles flatting around the house.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
But you were saying off your Jerry that you get
rid of it on boxing down on Boxing days.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
It's gone well nowadays is the great service that you know,
you buy the tree and then people come and pack
it up again, which is good because back in the
day he does that. That's only do they do that.
Did they not do that in Deneen, No, I don't
think so. For those affluent suburbs in Auckland suburbs in
tree did cost four hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
Yeah, fully grown Pinus radio and I hope you've got
a couple of bits of full Mattil.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
It's a floody big tree. They'll come around and pick
it up. Four bucks.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
He's doing a roaring trae.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
That's my mate. The old decade, Yeah, the decad.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
You gotta watch, you gotta watch for old deckad.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
I thought that was what everyone's paying for trees nowadays.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
No Jesus, the regions are just heckling this morning.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
You're jumping over a fence and you're just hacking one
down with the old handsaw.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
You're chucking it over the fence. Once it's done, I'll
tell you what. They take a long time to buy
the grade those things.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
I'll let me get another four hundred bucks for the
old decker to get rid of it as well.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Yeah, that's right. God bless your decade.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Already we've been talking Christmas decorations because Joey's partner has
really decorated the house. As there's a giant red bow
sitting on the front doorstep ready to go as soon
as he arrives home.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Fizzed up. And not where you want the giant red
bow to be.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Jerry, on the front door, somewhere else. This this texts
coming here. Our local Scout group does a fundraiser. Seven
foot tree dropped off and picked up early January. Ninety bucks.
I'm an Auckland Jerry. You've been completely ripped off of
your four hundred dollars tree. Really snty, but what a
deal out is? Ninety bucks? What's been going on?

Speaker 5 (52:58):
What's your dress? Jerry? Get them to drop on off,
take it five hundred for the year. They'll pick up
the other one too.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
I'm sure, I think my friend the old decades now wonder, no,
wonder you hoovering.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Up those needles. Yeah, four hundred dollars tree.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
That's right, well that you've got to repackage them off exactly. Yeah.
Nineteen ninety four, I visited my dad in Canbe for
Christmas in January. We have the pine tree in the backyard.
Went back there in June for school holidays and it
was still there. So we lifted it up underneath and
there was a massive blue tongued lizard underneath it. Well,
there we go. Fascinating story, isn't it? Yeah? Coming up

(53:35):
after eight point thirty, let's talk about the preparation that's
going into your batting mash, because you're going to be
facing Joey Wheeler who apparently at six foot seven steams and.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
Bowls of heavy board ambrose like yep, went down and
actually had a net with the aces last night? Did
you hang on war Jock McKenzie man, Old JOCKO, how
did you go?

Speaker 5 (54:00):
I wanted to kick that one up the sleeve.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
They're not bad, They're not bad, not bad coming out
he didn't.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
Put the arsis chaps on and throw a belt around
my neck and shape run up right.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
Still needs a bit of work there.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Okay, Well, i'll put you through your paces a little
bit later on this morning. But I can see mas
she's actually genuinely he's sweating. Yeah, he's worried, Joey, don't worry.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
Inact.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
The good thing about Mashi favorite shot pool shot laugh
makes year and don't give him anything up there.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Jeremy Well.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Eight thirty one on the Hiddicky Breakfast Time for you
Latest news headlines. Hundreds are gathering on Auckland's and North
Shore as they prepared to join a HIKOI protesting the
Treaty Principals Bill. They'll be hitting across the Harbor Bridge
in groups from about nine thirty am. Motorists could face
big delays, with two northbound lanes of the bridge closing,
as well as several nearby off and on ramps for

(54:53):
much of the day. The Prime Minister is sharing new
details about his phone call with Donald Trump. Chris Luckson
spoke one on one with the US President elect. Although
Trump was late for the call, loucks And says it
was a productive chat.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
What are you reckon?

Speaker 5 (55:06):
They had about?

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Yeah, mate, you know you're well. What's been happening?

Speaker 5 (55:10):
Property? Portfolios?

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Yeah, it would have been a lot of property.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
What do you talk about trade? You've got to get
on side with Donald Trump early on fake tan Donald users.
You got to compliment him because if you compliment amiga
massive narcissists. So if you just say a couple of
nice things about him. God, I'm so pleased that you
won the election, mister President, do you reckon? He said that, Yeah,
what are we going to do with Ukraine? I mean,

(55:34):
I know, Donald Trump, the most important thing he's thinking
about in the next few weeks is what New Zealand's
going to do. I mean, yeah, you'll be focused on
New Zealand when you're what are we going to do
in terms of trade with New Zealand, any kind of
arms deals with New Zealand? How are we going to
get New Zealand involved in the conflict in Ukraine?

Speaker 6 (55:52):
Send him over a couple of Buttery morlbrashdays and yeah,
heavy Central Otago. Yeah, that'll sort.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Them out well, considering he's teetotal, it will be that
will be interesting. The prime all the All Blacks are
welcoming an extra day to plan their tactics against France
and Paddy. The England and Island matches had a six
day turnaround between them, but that extends to eight for
Sunday's match. Both sides are named on Friday morning. Nice,

(56:21):
you had something to say about this jokey, that'll.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
Just be like like Mashi, an extra day to recover
from the hangover after Ireland because they would have let
the dogs out over there.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Plenty of guinness. Yeah, and that long turnaround, that's because
they're doing the Friday games soon, the Saturday game.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Friday game, Saturday game Friday and Saturday games. It means
long turnaround. Boys would have had a real go after
that Irish test.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Yeah, yeah, I imagine they're looking at the end of
the seasons. It's looming large for those boys.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Now the hood Acky Breakfast with Jeremy Wells Alradiodary.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Tensions are a little bit high here in the studio,
and I've noticed the tensions have been rising as the
morning's been progressing, because yesterday turns out that Joey Wheeler here,
who's been joining us on the show for the last
couple of days, has been left out of the Black
Clash side Team Rugby to play Team Cracket on the
eighteenth of January and the Black Clash down there at

(57:14):
Hagley Oval after what Karen Reid described as a slightly
lackluster performance a couple of years ago. Yes, when you
bowled wide, I believe that we first ball.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
Yeah, he got the yips and I blame Rito's Captaincy.
He told me I was going to be following Jordi
Barrett down wind and the King Richie McCaw was into
the window into the northeast and took a bit of tap,
and so he turned to me and he said, look,
can you come from Richie's end?

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Had it done my run up? Had it marked out
my run.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
Up for thirteen years, and then had to try manufacture it,
got the yips.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Into the wind and first ball to third slip.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
You're not a great stuff in front of a big crowd,
in front of a huge craw Is that the biggest
crowd you've ever old in front? Hold?

Speaker 5 (58:01):
Without a doubt.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
You know the Bahamas as the Bahamas as we used
to call it, the wheeler backyard.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
Certainly you know mum in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Yeah, well you get interesting family because being your youngest brother,
yes obviously played for the Black Caps, he.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
Knows a thing or two about getting the yips well.
Against Australia. He got he got taken out of the
attack for too many noballs above the waist.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Okay, yes he got the got the run up a
little bit wrong as well. It might be a family thing,
I think so, right. And then your older brother, yes,
Samuel played cricket.

Speaker 6 (58:37):
Yeah, he played cricket age group cricket for CD. So
you can imagine the backyard battles.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Jerry, Wow, your backyard. I'm always interested in this from
from family cricketing families because I know that the Chapel family,
of course, they grew up in Adelaide, South Australia, and
they talk about where they're where. They all like the ball.
They loved it just behind square on the off side

(59:02):
because that was the only place that you could play
it without getting out, and also through mid wicket there
was a gap through midwicket and they all are good
and exactly the same areas. So was your backyard like that?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
No?

Speaker 5 (59:12):
Straight okay?

Speaker 6 (59:13):
So actually yeah in the v yeah, all pretty good
playing straight down the ground okay, And that's how you
got your runs. Got good value for good shots down
the ground. But the slip cordon came into play, big
slip cordon swinging and tennis ball, I can't to be
very accurate with your shot selection.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
See your family as well fits into that exact thing.
My theory around the youngest sibling. If you have brothers yep,
and you're a cricket family, the youngest sibling always being
the best cricketer.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
Yeah, and that was the case with us, although not
in the backyard.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
I was definitely the best in the back guard.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Right, Okay, you bully your younger brother. I don't think
you'd want to get the nets to him now though.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
I actually came back from a rugby pre season.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
He was needing to do some work in the in
the summer, and I jumped in the net and see
O had up.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
First ball came through through the chest and I was like,
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Even see it, didn't even see it, and.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
You know, just walk down the pitch sort of yea, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
Oh, wouldn't let him get just got the body in
front of it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Boys, well beer was bowling the one forty.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Yes, yeah, no, it was a bad, poor decision by.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Me, but vicious. Well, now she's gonna see what you
can do a little bit later on.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
I'm looking forward to it and taking some tips from
the Orcan Aces. Last night, Jock Mackenzie helped me out
Get on your jocker.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
You had more orthodox tips from them. I'll be coming
in with some very unorthodox tips around blindfold's whips, chains
and arseless chaps and run ups.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
The Hurchy breakfast already hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
So this news came out this morning. She had one
of our biggest ever rock bands splitting up after nearly
forty years together. Sad news. Johnny too Good, the front man,
says life has changed for all of us. We've all
got kinchin families. He said, it's hard to keep the
momentum up when you're sort of doing it like we
can worry is your part time? This band deserves to

(01:01:06):
be done at one hundred percent. And then the drummer
Tom Larkham said, being and she had as much more
like riding a bike these days. Tom Larkham said.

Speaker 12 (01:01:18):
It's become so difficult to maintain that intensity, so we've
decided it's best to leave it. Not continuing narrative around
she had and at this point leave it in good
shape and shine off.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Okay, I'm just going to ignore the extents and just
move past.

Speaker 12 (01:01:33):
That.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Isn't the idea of saying something is like riding a bike,
saying that it's easy and not that hard to do anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Well, I think that's what Tom. That's a good point,
MESHI and I think that's what Tom like I'm saying.
I think he's saying the rock and roll band shouldn't
just be like riding a bike, right. It should be
it should be gritty, it should be difficult, It should
be intense, and you probably lose a lot of that
as you get older.

Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Should be switty. I remember John too Good. He doesn't drink,
does he? No, he doesn't, he doesn't. And I was
I was at a function with him one day and
I had been drinking quite a bit at the function
and I just remember going up to him and everybody
on the it was on a boat, and everyone be
absolutely punishing him, and he was trying to be friendly

(01:02:19):
and he was just trying to stay in the corner
and just to sum up what a great guy is,
because I think I was the last person in the
line of people that were punishing him, and I just
went up to him and I was like, had Johnny,
I just dibbs night out, Johnny, It's got a probably
my favorite New Zealand song of all time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
And he was just like, thanks, man, you just gave
me a big hug.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
And I was like, what a good guy.

Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
And then I thought about it the next day and
I was like, that must have been quite difficult to
get to that point, probably about two or three hours
and just watching this all unfolding. Then this absolute punisher
comes up with a horrible ar Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
You're not drinking a single drop.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
You tonight at cold Yeah, that'll be going to Chris
Martin right arm over and talking to him about what
he's doing. I saw some great she had gigs over
the years, one particularly at the power station that I
remember when the General literc had just come out, and
that she head at the power station next level.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
I mean, that's did a couple of POWERstation gigs over
the last few years as well, I think, and they
still had it, you know, they still had it in
their locker and it's a shame that they are giving
it up, but at the same time it sounds like
they're quite happy to do so. So congratulations to them
on the hell of a shift. Hugely music, you're in
this country and what a way.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
To finish homegrown Wellington.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Yeah, that's right. So the final tour Live nineteen eighty
eight to twenty twenty five, Live Forever is what they're
going to be called, or was it Live Forever? I
wonder if it's Live or Live Forever? Sure, good question.
Starts a new Plymouth on December twenty nine, finishes up
in Wellington on March fifteen. Tickets are on sale now

(01:03:58):
at www. Do she had dot com?

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
And did you see Jerry Today's twelve o'clock rock with
Angie all about she Had Awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
It's gonna be good, great New Zealander. Thanks very much
for listening to the Hudecke Breakfast today, Joey, thanks for
coming in over the last three days.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Ye, thank you for having me. It's been an excellent
Please at King for so much.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
I'm going back via Queenstown because obviously after my flight debacle,
we've got to head back to Queenstown and then drive
back to hopefully my.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Right wife wrapped up in that Christmas boat.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Oh yeah, I can imagine image. Thanks thanks for coming
and it's been a lot of fun. Podcasts are out
at eleven am this morning on iHeartRadio or wherever you
get your pods. Have a lovely day today, whip a
couple down to MESHI and the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
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