Lovely Love Letters - The Radio Show (November 15)

Today on the show, the Hauraki Brekky Boys are joined by Morgan Penn, and they go deep on leaving love letters, Millie Vanillie, and electric seat belt tensioners... 

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Journey Welcome along to the Hidache Breakfast Friday, the fifteenth
of November twenty twenty four. As always the storewart Mashy
on the buttons, the libel as ever.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
So positive from you again on a Friday, Joe, I
appreciate it and forty sleeps till Christmas. Because everyone's wondering
and relying, I'm me.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
To tell them, Oh yeah, well you've got that right,
which is good. They call you the rock. You're just
there every day like a rock.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Now because I'm Bill like the rock. Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Morgan Penn from six dot Life joins us again this
morning nights to have you on the show.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Morgan, Oh my god, it's a delight to be back.
Thanks for having me back.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
A real breath of FRESHIEO in the studio, don't you think?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Mesh?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah? I do.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
And I have to say the most stimulating of conversations
pre show now, isn't it like the mind is whizzing?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
At six am?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Usually Morgan, we get in and it's just you know,
silence in here. But with you no way.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Oh, we've got much ground to cover. That's never gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Lot's coming up this morning, including what part of Morgan's
new car is really spinning her wheels? And we'll talking
about some eighty year old love letters. I know how you.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Love a love letter, Mas she the hukey breakfast Alreadyohdarchy.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Morgan Penn from six oct Life joins us on the
show this morning and this will be right in your wheelhouse. Morgan.
A US Salvation Army thrift store is trying to unravel
the mystery of a pile of World War II love
letters found in a donation bin. In a donation bin,
so they've been thrown out, really A that's that's quite sad.

(01:48):
This breaks my heart this, She said there was no
way to trace whose donation the letters, which were dated
from between September eleven, nineteen forty four and November twenty seven,
nineteen forty five, had come. The manager of the Salvation
Army family store said, there is a lot of history here,
so I wanted to find who they belong to. So
she teamed up with Meghan Duncan, a local investigative journalist

(02:11):
to solve the mystery, and they discovered that mcmean and
loogen Logen sexy names.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
How are you spelling that?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Mid Logen m O d g l I N.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I think macgloglan just moduling or something, Oh, moduling.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah. They had reunited after the water, raised three children
and runn a woodworking business in Illinois. So in the
letters they talked about how when I get back together,
we're going to open up a business. We're going to
do these things and then we're gonna we're going to
take a look at our lives and that's not sexy,
and then we're going to that is not a sexy
love at all.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
This is what's sex thing look like in the forties.
You and me, Baby, we're going to get the house together.
We're going to we're going to build a fence, We're
going to do some jaw. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
So the people still write love letters. Wean, when was
the last time you get a love letter?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
I get love letters to you. Yeah, but it's probably
because there's lots of breakups.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
You know.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
It's the sort of like last attempt of a heart
pouring moment.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Oh yeah, is that what a love letter tends to
be in your life as a kind of the last minute,
you know, just to hail merry? Situation is a relationship
and feelness. Is that what it usually is?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Like nowadays it is. I feel like when I used
to get heaps when I was like fourteen to eighteen,
it was more of like that was the inn okay
left at my house and it was really cute. You know,
it's before AI. So the words that would come out
from young men with things like your beauty is beyond compare.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You know, yeah, I know, I know they've heard some
lyrics from some songs and then they've translated into the
love letter.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yeah, have you guys written love letters?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, like oh does
it hundreds? Yeah, hundreds, hundreds. I mean my signature was
to put it a little bit of you know, your
signature sent on it.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
Oh god, no, you know, just a little bit of fahrenheit.
It's not bad fahrenheit. Fahrenheit c K one the fahrenheit,
your c K one cross fahrenheit. You're just walking around
something like petrol fahrenheit.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Isn't that fahrenheit? By saying l wrong?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, fahrenheit. Isn't that that real? Like stinky?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's classy? Of course it really stinks because I was,
you know, a teenager, but you sprayed that on your
love litter. Oh yeah, like sex sprays and what would
that just drown it? And Eve seeing the wrong fahrenheit,
what would the litter look like?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
It would have a couple of tear drop marks on,
no doubt, because you're an emotional man.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Totally, and I'd burn the edges. Have you ever received
a burnt edge loveletter?

Speaker 7 (04:53):
No?

Speaker 5 (04:53):
No, I stopped dating Jack Sparrow years ago.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
The turrify thing is these things probably still exist somewhere.
That's the problem with those things.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
The hood Achy breakfast with Jeremy Wells already, r Hodachi.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
We're just talking about love letters that exists out there.
And we've all written love letters, haven't we here man,
We've all written them on pieces of paper. Some of
us write them on one before exercise box and then
send them to our partners.

Speaker 8 (05:21):
Send it like stamped self addressed.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Envelope in the mail in the mail, or someone's got
to someone's got to pump up New Zealand post. No
one else is using it. It's costly. Now, I mean
how far do you go? We're just talking off here.
Ruder you send still send a lot of letters to
your wife. Yeah, do you go mail? Or I mean
how far do you go? Because it is nice getting
an actual letter in the mail.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Well, I've got a little old diary, probably one of
those ones you stell from work, about twenty twenty two,
and it just lives in one of my bottom drawers,
and it lives with a pen.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
And every now and again I'm just inspired to write
a little note, a little love note for the old lady.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
There is it, a Colin's diary, one of them. And
it's the.

Speaker 7 (06:02):
Ones that when you rip the pages out, looks all
fraid on the side.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
One of those ones, there's automatically sixy, actually is it?
I think the moment you've got those stringy bits on
the side, I think there's automatately sixty. And when you
say your old lady, you don't mean your mother? Do
you mean your partner?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (06:19):
So, and one of those notes usually kind of entail.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
Well, I reckon if I still work on a ratio,
I reckon about half of them beautifully worded love notes.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, only half of your love letters are loveladess.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
You will let me explain the rest of it. Okay,
I reckon probably about ten percent prefaced with this.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
Is going to be a sexy note for a sixy lady.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Oh gosh, god, oh, I've got behavish.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
I'm recoiling, and then some of them because I have
a lot of thoughts to go through. In fact, a
lot of thoughts go through my head. When I do
things around the house, like like vacuuming, my brain starts
thinking about other things.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
A lot of thoughts to go through my head right
now too.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Hang on, so you're writing your love letter. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. You're on one of the one. You know,
you're doing one of the ten percent one of those.
This is going to be a sixy love letter, Yeah,
for my.

Speaker 8 (07:06):
Old lady, sixy note for a sexy lady.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, one of those sixty notes, sixty lady. And then
your mind starts a drift and now you're thinking about vacuuming.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
You No, Well, then then there's other letters that come
in where I have a lot of thoughts going on
in my head, and I realized that it's probably best
for me to write them down, and so they are
either delivered not in an argumentative form I would to say,
but you know, laying forward in an argument or a
point of view. And sometimes I write them specifically with

(07:35):
the reason to read them out because I realized that
that is going to be a better way than me.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Just going I've been a problem with So then there's
a reading.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
Yeah, sometimes there's a reading.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
There's a reading as well as a writing because.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
They have to go to their rooms.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Yeah, this is a lucky dip love letter.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
And I'm not this is this is like hell because
this is.

Speaker 8 (07:54):
Probably the most problematic one.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Was Can you can you put a pause on what
the most problematic one of them was? And when can
we come back to it? Okay, can we come back
to it? Because I'm this is a rich name. I'm
deeply concerned they have the fact that there's readings of them.
Do you have a leak to.

Speaker 8 (08:19):
No, just just a seat in the lounge.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's what I've gone. This is wh give up.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
The Hurchy breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
R Y. We've been talking about love leaders this morning.
Because there's a Salvation Army store with a whole lot
that got dumped there and they're trying to find where
they came from. It's got us talking about love leaders.
Turns out Ruda writes a love letter every day to
his partner, not every day, and puts it in there
mailbox that they have at home. They has a little
heart on side, a little pink letter box beside the bed.

(08:53):
Have you been?

Speaker 8 (08:54):
Have you been in there?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
But we don't have time to talk about what you
because I want to get into the five percent that
are the problematic one the problematic ones, yeah, the one
that aren't the ones that aren't necessarily about love.

Speaker 7 (09:09):
Well, no they're but they're from a loving place because
we have a very loving relationship and sometimes things have
to be discussed and I'm not very good at discussing
them because problems.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Okay, we're here to listen, like we are, share with us.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
We are.

Speaker 8 (09:24):
I don't know if there's many listeners have to listen,
but that's great.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Know what we're here. Unfortunately we've got to go some ads.
That's that's more important at the stage. But sure, well
we'll come back and listen and due course the Hood Act.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
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Speaker 1 (09:41):
Already Sex thirty four on the Hidicke Breakfast. Time for
your latest news headlines. Communities are facing the Gramm reality
of having no local news. Who Mutu Courier a paper
that is more than one hundred years old. It's one
of fourteen North Island community papers to be axed under
a proposal by n zid ME that owns Radio Hacky.

(10:01):
How dare they shame on them? Shame, shame, shame that
is said.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Isn't it to be fair?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Shame on you, Sir Mary Kirkness.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Well, hang on up, we're going to do that, are we?
I feel like that's a dangerous game you're playing.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Shame on you.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
I keep naming names, you, Shane Curry. How are the
media inside it? How dare you must just be quiet?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:23):
I would, Yeah, yeah, you're making their own decision, you
think here Morgan?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Later on, Sir Mary Kirkness, we bring him face to
face with the people who he is getting rid of
in these communities.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Really, if you go on the show, have you reached
out to see Murray?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
We're going to reach out to them. We're going to
bring him face to face. Okay, all right, they're going
to throw shoes at him. Comedians are pulling no punches
in a huge comedy showdown. The Wellington pun Battle Championship
is being held tonight. Oh god, oh jesus there Joe's
kicking off at eight. Oh jesus, Wow, that's not my

(11:00):
idea of a good time.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Oh that headline actually killed me. Comedians are pulling no
pun cheers, so they've put up on the headline. Ouch,
how do we come back from this? That's a disaster.
And Ardie with a bit of sport. So probably about
six of our good friends are in that. So anyway,
best of luck to the.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
And Ardie Save will come back with some sport. Artie
Savia will start at open side. Flanka for the first
time in three years when the All Blacks meet France
on Sunday morning. Semi Pinny Finna is introduced to the
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(11:41):
Buden Barrett are restored to the run on side. Came
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to Lea's spot on the right wing. Look at the odds,
what are they? Jerry Dollar Rady to a dollar five
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Speaker 4 (11:59):
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I'm back in black Aye, yep, controversial visial.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
I do like the songs in the morning, the Hurarchy
Breakfast All Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Morgan Pen from six Life joins us on the show
this morning, and Morgan, we're about to do the one
of the most famous turns out segments in world radio
at the moment. It's called the History of Today Yesterday, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
It changes each day. Actually the title of the segment,
doesn't it, Jerry, But yeah, anyway.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
I'm confusing today that title.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah it is. I can understand the why you're saying that,
but we're about to go into it. And you know
that there's two different types of music. There's the Shire music,
oh yeah, and there's the drum and bassed music, the
drummer bass just to excite kids a little bit more,
the Shire just to place us back in history. It's
more traditional, more of a cliche. Which would you like
the Shire or the drum and bass? Oh?

Speaker 5 (12:58):
I think today I'm feeling sexy hobbits. If we could
go back to the Shire please, It.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Is quite sexy. The Shi it is.

Speaker 9 (13:06):
The history of yesterday today. Well, Jeremy James Drummond.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Dwell, that's what it's called. I can never quite remember.
Nineteen oh four on this day, King C. Gillette paid
the safety Raiser as the Gillette razor blade. So nineteen
oh four, Wow.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
They would have done quite well out of that. You
would have thought Gillette making a bit of money. Money.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Now I think they're doing quite well. Yeah. Nineteen sixty
nine when he is Hamburger's American fast food restaurant chains
founded by Dave Thomas, opens in Columbus, Ohio. Of course,
when he's home to the big banking classic You're a
message the fourth favorite Burger.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Were You're fourth.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
I feel a less coming on. We'll do that later on.
And nineteen ninety, producers confirmed that Millie Vanilly didn't sing
on their album, didn't on their album.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Even I knew this, Jared, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh these guys, but they want to grab meally.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
This song came on when I was down and Donner's
recently for the Saneran Craft Beer and Food Festival, and
I think there was about it. I think it was
Hannah might have mentioned from the Danneta and z Me
team she said, Look, did you know Mash that Milli
Vanilli did not send your songs? And that's when I
found it out. Oh, you found it out just last
week in last weekend.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh. I don't know why I didn't know this. I
love I've got Molly, a huge Millie Vanilli fan.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
I can see a little mouth.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Oh bup, baby, I mean I was not a fan
of Vanilli, but I love Milly.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
What did you have against Vanilli?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, I don't know. Pissed so I'm just reading you.
The eight was credited in nineteen eighty eight by Frank
Farrian Wow Okay. He was the founder of Bonie m
as well, and consisted of Fab Morvan and Rob Platus,
who's no longer with us as the lip singing performers.
The two actual main studio singers were Brad Howe and

(14:58):
John Davis Clean gyps you Can't Believe It What ninety
six and BC Boys released the debut album, licensed to
El Great Album, the first number one rap album on
the Billboard charts, Born on this day in nineteen seventy
four from Nickelbeck Chad Krueger, You Sorry the Ship. In

(15:23):
two thousand and eleven, much Amna Andy Savage, born in Sarasota, Florida, died.
He was born in nineteen fifty two.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Savages ninety.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
You put the queen raised to the top. Year, claim
the queen, Let me see it, Let me see it loud,
the cream of the crop, the cream of the crop.
Nobody does it better. It turns out he was massively
heavily into the cocaine. Oh I guess that next level? Much? Amna?
Andy Savage? In ninety forty five, Anifred Lugstad, the sweetest

(15:57):
singer songwriter from Arbor, was born in Norway. She's seventy nine.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Who have we got an ember again?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
So that's Frida. So that Frida's the blonde one.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
The blonde one?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Success, what well? I thought they were both blonde. Is
there a brunett in there?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Okay, So there's the blonde and the brunette woman. Yeah,
and then there's Bennie and Beyond.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Is there is Bennie Beyond and Alfred Frieda and Anita?
Actually no, she's she's the brunette and it's the brunette. Okay, sorry,
Aneath is the blonde. I know too much too much
about what? What's the documentary on him the other day.
So there we go. That's Yesterday's Today History.

Speaker 9 (16:40):
Tomorrow, No, the history of Yesterday Today with Jeremy James Drummond.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, we know we don't need.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
The Hurchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Okay, we had a little bit too much man that
she had on the hard Acy breakfast. It's eight minutes
to seven. Earlier on we were talking about love letters.
You don't get love letters very often in the physical form.
We've all had love letters. We've all sent them in
the room, aren't we.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yeah, yeah, yes.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
We've all sent them. And the Salvation Army in the
States has received a whole bunch from World War II.
They're trying to work out where they came from. They're
trying to find the find the authors. But it turns
out when we're talking about love letters that Ruda you right,
almost daily love letters to your partner.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
Now, that's unfair. I sometimes it does go maybe monthly.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
They were.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
They were pretty hectic a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
But now I've really pulled them back.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Actually, yeah, it's probably for the best. Earlier you were
explaining that only only fifty percent of your love letters
were were filled with love.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
Genuine what I would term a genuine unsolicited love letter.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Okay, so unadulterated, unadulterated affection on.

Speaker 7 (17:57):
Paper, just no reason, just because of the love. And
then and then I said, probably about ten percent start
with a phrase such.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
As, here's a sexy note okay for a sexy yes.
And then there's five percent that are more problem solving. Yeah,
I feel sick. The five percent that seemed to be
that that cause an argument at the end of them.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Yeah, I start getting thoughts in my head and it's
better for me to write them down. Unfortunately, sometimes they
are problematic, and unfortunately sometimes they turn into scripts, and
then we have more of a reading than a run
conversation about a relation.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
A reading. So is it like a role play? So
you'll say, you'll say, okay, I'll play the character of this.
You can play the character of this.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
Yeah, well, her character's probably suffering wife who's shagging her
here saying not again, not again?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Why are we doing why? Yeah? Why?

Speaker 8 (18:49):
But then there was one really problematic one, actually because
I was going through a phase a few months ago
where I.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
Thought I'm gonna shower this lady in a fiction shollow
the fiction and she was she was, I think she's
having a run. And so I wrote this beautiful, this
beautiful note, and then I put it in a drawer
as a surprise for her, but me being me, unfortunately
she didn't find it. And just throughout the day I
got more and more worked up and annoyed because she

(19:19):
hadn't found this love note.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Well how was she to know that? It was?

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Like I know, and it does make.

Speaker 7 (19:24):
Sense, And yes, I felt like an absolute Todd's what
when I had to reveal why I'd been more and
more grumpy throughout the day. And then I apologized and said,
I hope you enjoy your note.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
I'm really sorry. Okay, So no, no, no, no, no, okay.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
Well they don't go into her only draw so well,
you'd be surprised.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Daddy, what are these sixty photos of you an envelope?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Did you take polaroids of yourself?

Speaker 4 (19:48):
You are a polaroid taker? You are a set of
as polaroid taker And.

Speaker 7 (19:52):
Can I just clarify none of the letters contained polaroids.

Speaker 8 (19:57):
In fact, we have to be very careful because the children.

Speaker 7 (19:59):
Go through the phone, so very careful anything that goes
that's a story for another day.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I think you know there's a hidden function on your phone?
Is there? Is he really this? You know there's a
hidden function. It's you don't know about the hidden function?
What is the headen function? D Jerry, I'm having a lot, Morgan.
Did you know about the hidden You know about the
hidden function?

Speaker 5 (20:17):
It's just a folder, isn't it a folder?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Hidden?

Speaker 4 (20:21):
And what do you put in there?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Jerry? You can put whatever you like in there.

Speaker 8 (20:23):
It uses your face idea to get into it.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
It's hidden. What there?

Speaker 5 (20:27):
It's for Sunday snacks?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Excuse me, I'm surprised. I'm telling you guys this, I
didn't know about the hidden folder.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
This is upsetting.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I feel like I should be well across the hidden folder.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Oh yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 8 (20:38):
You can put anything in there?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Okay, anything.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
I have to see the clock. Let's go deep on
the hidden folder. This whole shower is a.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Headen fro the Hurdy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells a radio dy.

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Speaker 3 (21:00):
Jennie Wells on RADYD.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Good morning, welcome well on to the hideche Brief. It
is Friday, the fifteenth of November twenty twenty four Mas.
She's here pushing the buttons as always, the store wark.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, it's me, mate, the store here pushing buttons. Forty
days till Christmas. Everybody calm down on well across it.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
Forty days christ fifty yesterday as mister mathematician.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
It was forty eight yesterday and then he worked out
it was actually forty one. And he's done some basically
man this morning NCA level three and he's he's worked
out that forty one minus one is forty.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
It's good to be here, Happy Friday, Good on you.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
And sext Our Live podcaster Morgan pen joins us. Good morning, Morgan,
good morning. Nice to have me here this morning. Executive
producer roads here on the back of his honesty around
his love letters.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Can I just say as well a little bit concerned
our news reader Britain Reckon, who I thought sounded quite
unwell just then doing the news. He's going to Coldplay
for the second night tonight, and if I look out
the window and Orgland at the moment, it is even
think he's going to be all right.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I think he's taking his cold to Coldplay. Sounds like
he's got a cold.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Morgan Penn from six Dot Life joins us on the
show this morning, and Morgan, you've been out looking for
a new car, I believe. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
I had this really cute skoder for about eleven years
of Fabia, but I called it Labia because it was
red and red car, yeah with the white roof.

Speaker 8 (22:29):
Interesting, not just because of the Ryan. Sorry, okay, I
get it now.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Sorry, Well yeah, yeah, exactly, Okay, you see what's going
on there.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
I had to get a new car, and I was
really against it, and I think it's kind of like
how I am trying to find a man, you know.
I just didn't want to peruse all these different car
yards and do these test drives. I just wanted to
pull up in front of me and be like, that's
my wife. I'm going to get in there and ride it.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Did you need to get rid of the LABYA Yeah?
I did.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
It was time to go, okay, time for an upgrade, yep.
And my brother in law said I'll take you out, okay,
And so we went and we went into this quite
a flash car and I said, this is out of
my price range. He said, but you want six y
in aspirational. That's your brief And I said, well that
is this and it goes well. Buckle up. As we

(23:25):
started driving, the seat belts pulled me in like it
it's my body and like and I was like, what
came out of me was you're steady. And that's weird
as it's.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Quite I mean, I know the feeling. Yes, because mister
Wells's card does the same thing. Oh my god, the
seat belt's tired, don't they?

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Jerry, It feels good, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
It does feel quite nice. I do hear what you're
saying on this because also the seat's quite often warm.
And then you get you sit into their bucket seat,
don't you, And then it pulls you in even closer,
and there's a warm cuttle right across the midriff.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
The restraint piece over the chest feels like I've got you. Yeah,
you're claimed.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Still, it's interesting that you felt you felt the warm
embrace of the seatbelt because a lot of people are
shocked by it. Oh yeah, a lot of people. It's
it's very polarizing, that seat belt tightener.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Okay, Well, I did go looking online because I thought,
surely I'm not the only one, and surely this isn't
I'm not making this a cank, right like, but nobody else.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
There's no groups, there's not some kind of subreddit. Not
these people like yourself operating and so got how good
is a seat belt on the twenty twenty three one
or whatever?

Speaker 5 (24:34):
No one like? Surely other people find this really delicious, right,
I mean three for eight three?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
HEDECHI do you say you're staddy when the seat belt
tightens on your so?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Okay, so it's called the electric seat belt tensioner, right,
It's called an excelerometer. What so it detects a sudden deceleration,
which triggers and motor tighten the belt. Okay, hold on
when it activates intentionally, can activate in situations like panic breaking, skinny, Well,
that's actually the locking system in it? Is that, right, ruder?

(25:06):
That the locking Every seat belt has the locking system.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
You've only just heard about this this morning, and so
I checked it out on online because I've only ever
been in a car where you know, it's just got
the general one. I've never been in the one with
the electric that.

Speaker 8 (25:20):
Pulls you up.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yeah, good, it is.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
It is. It's quite something. The first time it happens,
you think you think you might be having a heart attack?
Is it sort of chest it's around the chest in
and it's like, oh, that's that's unusual. But I mean,
how tight do you need to be in a car?
Like how? Because I thought that the locking motion would
would stop anything serious from happening anyway that the seat
belt does its job like this? Is this is a

(25:46):
did anyone was anyone asking for an upgrade on a
seat belt? The seat belt was fine?

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Are you talking about this is the best thing to
ever happen in a car?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Well, you're talking not so much from a safety perspective.
Yours is a slightly different to.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
Speak, distracting from Morgan Pen and it worries me driving.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Around me The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Morgan Pen joins us on the show this morning. And Morgan,
you're out attempting to buy a car and you were
excited particularly by a feature of a car that you
were looking to buy that had a seat belt pretensioner.
I think it's called a pretensioner. Yes, it sucks you
and slightly once you get over twenty k's an hour

(26:31):
it's over twenty k's now. So once the car gets
over twenty k's now, it suck, it pulls you in.
It surprises you, doesn't it the first time it happens.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Oh, yes, it's a real surprise.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Was it a German car?

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Yeah? The Germans healthy, and it's quite a German thing today,
isn't it healthy? So we've had quite a few ticks
on this. Morgan into a couple of questions around this,
first and foremost. Did you end up bloing the carroll not?
It's just a good thing to clear up.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
No, I couldn't afford that one. But it does have
warm seat warmers, so Atosha is nice and cold.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
The car that you bought does, yes, okay, but it
doesn't have the seatbelt. You could just pay someone to
sit beside you and pull it, you know what I mean,
Maybe not pay someone, but always have the person beside
you sort of pull that seatbelt and just tighten things
up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Well, I guess I did learn something about myself that
I can take into other situations. I suppose.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah. The other thing you could do always do is
accelerate this a little bit and then jam on the
brake because that that will do the same, that will
pull you forward and the seat belt will lock at
that moment. True, and you can feel the same restraint.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
I suppose it is someone Biggert saying, hey, hey, hey,
hey hey, rain it in.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, I know you're right, though it's not quite the
same because the way it pulls, it's slightly it's slow. Gentle, Yeah,
it is gentle. Yeah. People are listening to this, people,
What are you what are you guys on about? Someone
says was it an was it an auto? Or does
it have a knob to hold onto a I think
that's a different that's a different question. Yes, the sticks

(28:04):
to his his seat belts on, big boobs are uncomfortable enough.
Love to hear how this feels on a busty we less.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
Can I just try Can I just try something? Actually,
I'm just gonna I'm just going to go around.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Behind mashy Oh damn, I thought you're coming in the rear.

Speaker 7 (28:21):
I'm just going to see, like, so let's imagine that
I'm your seat belt, Mash, and I just want to
see how this feels at work.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
So this is a first I'm going written.

Speaker 8 (28:32):
Then I'm going around from pretension and here.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
It is Oh, that's a lot harder.

Speaker 8 (28:39):
I think be a bit more gentle then, And what
about that?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Then? Has that feel you see?

Speaker 4 (28:44):
That does feel quite nice?

Speaker 8 (28:45):
Do you think you could still operate the disk like this?

Speaker 4 (28:48):
I can't have quite a stiffation.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
I'll just I'll just push you forward with my pelvis.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Can I also say that, yeah, the seatbelt tension, it
doesn't normally push on with it's downstairs like that. That
that the lumbar support. That's a lumbar issue that's going
on there.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
I mean I felt okay, now I understand what it
felt like, Jerry to have Trent Bolt kind of weasel
up to you in a similar fashion at Eden Parker
Trevor Scott the other night.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh that's a whole other thing.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
But they felt a lot like water.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I religiousd that's a whole other thing.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
I don't mind that feeling.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
With the no arm spoon, similar thing from the from
the rear.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Something to think about the Morgan anyway we cover that topic.
I suppose we have.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
This person here says this is the launchest radio show
I've ever heard of my entire life. Take that as
a great compliment. On a Friday too, Getting your getting
your ged up for the.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Weekend they breakfast all Radio.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
D Morgan pen from six dot Live joins us and
Radio Hdarche is heading back to Hagley Oval and christ
Church on the eighteenth of January. She's a Saturday for
the Hot Spring Spars T twenty Black Clash and association
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(30:07):
at the Novotel, experience some epic christ Church experiences that
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(30:28):
and you get to sit in there and watch all
the action live from a spa pole.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Doesn't get much better than that. Are we going to
discuss the recent activity around the Black Clash on the show?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Well we should do that actually because of course Joey
Wheeler joined us on the show earlier in the week. Yes,
that's right, and he played in the black Cash a
couple of years ago, had a wee bit of a shoka.
He got the yips.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Yeah, he had an issue with his first delivery, didn't he.
Apparently he had a great net session and then steamed
in first delivery bullet straight to third slip fist up.
So he was pretty upset with I think how his
first performance went right.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, we got dropped for the next year. Yeah, and
then by Captain Karen Reid yep from Team Rugby. He's
a ruthless leader, he is brilliant, he's running a tight ship. Yeah,
he needs to seleck the best players because he's got
a lot of players at his disposal. So Joey trying
and find a way back in, trying to find a
pathway back into the side, and we gave Karen Reid

(31:24):
a call. Karen Reid said, well, if you prove yourself
against Meshi in the nets, then maybe there might and
you get some video footage of it, then maybe he
might be able to find your way back in there.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
So we did just that, didn't we. Wednesday afternoon, we
had a long to Victoria Park here went down for
a bit of a net session with Joey Wheeler. He
attempted to take my block off with an over to
bowl at me. Here's a video now available. Just search
for Radio if you want to watch a video, whether
that's Facebook or Instagram, and you can check it out
for yourself. But what was your thoughts on it, Jerry,

(31:54):
because I'm feeling relatively smug about the whole situation.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Well, I could see that you were terrified, MESHI was.
I could see you were nervous, and I would have
been nervous too, because Joe Willi's six foot seven, He's
a big unit and bustle the ball down Morgan, he
can bustle it. He bowls a heavy ball, heavy ball,
and he played age group cricket. He's a good cricketer.
Chose between cricket and rugby. Chose rugby.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Yeah, not to mention. Also obviously cricket in the family, yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Ben Wheeler's brother played for the Black Cats, bowled over
one hundred and forty k's an hour, So there's a look.
There's a history there. And the first ball to you, Mesh,
was was right through the area.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah, it was straight up outside it nicely in the
armput I managed to kind of guide it down with
the glove to about fine league for one, yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
But it certainly wasn't a lot in your half. And
then finally he put one on your half and you
absolutely smashed him over long on.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Yep, that does feature in the video again, so heavily got.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Hold of it. It was a beautiful shot. Reminded me
of Brenda McCallum actually in the World Cup twenty fifteen.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
It reminded you of Brendan mccaum in the World Cup
twenty fifteen.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Fast hands.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
That might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me, mate,
fast hands. I'm happy with that again. Go along and
check out the video. And I think we've got Joe
Wheeler on the show in the future and we can
maybe talk to him about what's next and see if
Karen Reid is impressed enough to bring him back for
the twenty twenty five Black Clasher.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
We've just had a text from Joe Wheeler. Actually it's
just come through on my phone. Hanging on, Hang on, Jerry,
I took leave due to mental health reasons, he says
from the Black Nash.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Interesting your complete New Zealand today this morning, the.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
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Speaker 1 (33:34):
Hurdarcky seven thirty on the Herdachy Breakfast Time for your
latest news headlines. The Prime Minister's hoping to get plenty
of FaceTime with major world leaders this weekend, Chris Luxin's
and Peru for the annual APEX Summit.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
I mean, we're getting a lot of information about who
he's calling and when he's calling them, and that kind
of stuff at the moment, aren't we.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
It's hope that FaceTime doesn't involve dragonfruit. That's all I'm
going to say. A flurry of signs that are busy
Warnica intersection shows how divided locals with plans to build
the town's first McDonald's restaurant. One sign reads Warnica welcomes McDonald's,
while the second claims jokes we don't wow. The council
has been reviewing a resource concent application for a twenty

(34:12):
four hour restaurant. More than ninety percent of submissions oppose McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Morgan?

Speaker 4 (34:18):
You reckon? Monica should get a McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Oh don't put me in this hot seat.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
I know I agree, Yes, I mean luck as a
man that goes down there to drink regularly, I can
do with a McDonald's drive through, But I know that's
highly controversial.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
And Artie Savia will start as the All Blacks open
side Flanka for the first time in three years. Sam
Kaine's head injury also means Wallace's tit Ti morvese to
number eight and Sammy Penny Finale is at blindside Flanka
for Sunday morning's test against France and Paris. Elsewhere, Cody Taylor, Cameroy,
Guard Buden Barrett and Sevu Reese coming too the run

(34:49):
on side. Look at the odds that tab has France
at a dollar eighty in New Zealand at a dollar
ninety five.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Tim past nine tomorrow team, is that right?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah? Y a Sunday Sunday.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Oh great. Oh that's the long gap that they were
talking about earlier in the week. So they've played last
Saturday and now they've got Sunday games. Okay, so an
eight day rest, yep? Is that enough for the boys?
You reckon Wells, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
I think that is. So they've got this game against
France and then Italy is the last one? Is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Yeah, okay, what a tour You're be getting up nice
and early Sunday morning, Morgan.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Of course I love men and shorts, Yes.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Don't we all?

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Especially Jerry.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
I love in Leda Housen.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I don't know if I'll be playing in leeder Hasen.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
And I've never seen people play rugby and leader has them.
You go to tackle someone who no good for the years,
it's hard to get over the ball. Terrible cauliflowers the.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Hurdarchy breakfast already hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Morgan Pen from the six Dot Life podcast. And would
you say six ologists Morgan Pen? Is that how you
describe yourself?

Speaker 7 (35:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:53):
I mean that's how I make my money six ologist?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
So what does that mean? You deal with relationships? You
deal with inside of relationships or more individually sexual issues both.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
But the thing is that we have to have a
really strong sexual relationship with ourselves first to be able
to open and connect in a deeper and expansive way
with somebody else's sexual body. So quite often I am
working individually, but with couples.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Okay, And so do you work with people who have
experienced trauma of some kind Is that often the case?

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Yeah, well, I mean the latest research house, we've actually
all got trauma. And quite often, even if it's nothing
sexually like link to sexual trauma, it will show up
in the bedroom, how we connect with someone, how we
feel about our bodies. But yeah, trauma is a big
piece where people disconnect from themselves.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
So how much of it is relationship and how much
of it is not relationship? Because I got an email
that was sent to me this morning actually and from Mashi,
and it had a picture of it, and it said,
what is wrong with my partner leaving this dishcloth sitting
on the top of the.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
You shouldn't be talking about this on the radio of the.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Thing that sits over the what you call it as
a as a faucet, a tap, yeah, tap, basically the
kitchen tap. And I thought to himself, I've never heard
of anyone who's ever been like concerned that people leave
the dishcloth sitting over the top of the tap. Who
would be worried about that?

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Well, I can assume, I mean, first of all, my
thoughts on this. UF Jesus, Hello Lujah, you've chicked your emails.
I don't know you were capable of doing such a
thing to be.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Fair as a what'sapp okay?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
And in terms of my look, I have a slight
issue morgan, tell me and look, it might be related
to sexual traum when you can tell me. But I've
just got a slide issue with the way why are
we talking about this? I've got a slide issue with
the way that my partner puts the dishcloth that you're
wiped in the bench with over the faucet and then
that's the place for it to dry. I don't know
why it gives me the hebes. I don't know why

(37:59):
I don't like it. I think it's because I can
see the flannel juice is kind of flowing down the tap,
and that gives me the you know they slightly okay?
So is this you know you're getting anything there?

Speaker 5 (38:09):
You like getting dirty?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Like?

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Are you quite a clean guy?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
I'd say I'm definitely more on the clean side. What
more on the clean side?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Come on? Be honest. How many shells do you have
a day? Well, like each day? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Like a lot?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Or yeah, yeah they probably have three?

Speaker 5 (38:27):
What are you doing in there?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Well, exactly, you don't what do you mean exact? Exactly? Well,
very very short.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
I'll have you know, I bet they are. Okay, anyway,
we seem to be focusing on something completely different. I
just want to focus on the flannel on the fosset,
if that's right, Morgan? So is it?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Is it you calling it a faucet?

Speaker 4 (38:47):
A flannel on a faucet? I thought they just had
a nice ring to it. So what should I do
about this?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Morgan?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Is there any if you have you got any advice
for me as a six oarges on how I should
target this kind of flannel.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
On the faucet?

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Well, communication is always key, right approach this with her?

Speaker 4 (39:02):
I was scared you're going to say that no, because
what I've done is I've just taken a photo of
it and sent it to a friend. So yeah, I
know that's probably not a great start.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Is that okay?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
So communication, I'm just going to write that down and
then what would you how do you think I should
you know, broach the topic?

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Babe? This is man key gives me? They can we
put it somewhere else?

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Oh? I reckon I could do that.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Can we go back a step, because firstly, you're complaining
about the fact that it's got What did you describe
it as flannel and flannel juices, flannel juice, flannel juices,
you know, like the.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Meat juices and all that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Well, just but surely there's just an easier way of
solving this problem. It's just to clean out the dishcloth, yeah,
and then squeeze it out so it doesn't It's not
too mean. I don't like a wetness dish cloth either,
but yeah, squeeze out and then put it on the
top of there and then it drives that. That's kind
of where you've got to try it, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Well, then this is another issue. If you could just
text my lovely partner laws who I do love you
very much, by the way, Okay, surely, but it goes
without saying. As she's driving to work right about now, yes, okay,
could you just maybe let her know that before she
puts the flannel on the fire, if you could ring
it out first and clean it and then put it
on the faucet, then you know that'll be Yeah. I

(40:07):
think it might be the drip. I don't know what
it is. Again, I'm not sure. I was just hoping
someone might be able to tell me why I have
such an issue with the flannel.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
And I've got I've got a question for you that
might bring it back towards you rather than towards loss.
How often are you washing that flannel that's on the faucet?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Will you again?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Back to the three Shaturday thing, it gets changed quite
a lot.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Okay, Well that's good. Okay, So the meat juices are
getting cleaned off every now and then and then so
it's a deal breaker. So it's a relationship breaker for you.
So there's relationship breaker.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
No, I'm not putting my foot down, No, Jerry, I'd
hate that's not what's going on.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Saying one of relationship breakers for different people.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Yeah, relationship breaker.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
It is interesting. That's clearly a relationship breaker for you.
For me, this wouldn't be a relationship breaker.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
You know what all I hear when you say relationship
breaker is relationship breakup. And this is really sad. This
is playing out live on the radio Meshes breaking up
with his girlfriend over a dishc ond.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, there's a lot of concern. Also, what is a faust? Okay?
What Radio.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
The Hdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Morgan pen from six Dot Life joins us on the
show and later on on the thirteenth of December, Mershi,
you and I are going to be playing and the
Chasing the Fox event eight celebrity teams, six holes, massive
party if you want to be part of it takes
fox to three for three to be into one. You
and three mates hosted VIP at this epic event at

(41:34):
Royal Auckland and the Grange.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Yeah. Now, when you say we are playing in this
Chasing the Fox event, you you specifically are playing. You've
been selected with Bryce Casey from an opposition radio station,
Die Henwood, the dear friend of ours and then you,
so you're going to be the three. And then to
put emphasis once again on this important role that I play, Morgan.
They reached out to us and said, hey, we need
a celebrity caddy. Oh and look, I put my name.

(42:00):
I said, I think I'm the person that you're looking for,
and they said, yes, you are exactly.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
What we are after. Is that how the process worked?

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Yep, Okay, that's how that's how that email chain went.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Really, we're looking for celebrity carry caddy. You put your
hand forward, you put your hand of the ring and
they went immediately Yep, that's exactly who we're after.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
This couldn't be better.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Okay, Yeah, a person who's less of the celebrity than
the three people that are playing in the team. Hey, celebrity, Caddy.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I know, thank you, Morgan. I know it's unfair, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
You're special in your own right?

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Oh, thank you Morgan. Well, actually, now that you're here,
I was going to ask you about something because Jerry's
got this idea that I'm going to wear some kind
of humiliating situation, don't you.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
You Well, we've got to make it entertaining for the people,
mess you. We've got to give them something because I've
got the yips. That's we've talked about that terrible yips.
Can't at the ball properly anymore. It's disastrous, the yips.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
The yips are the yips.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
So when you get all tense, Morgan, and you just
can't quite just strike the ball like you'd like to,
and so you start hitting the like a muppet.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Overthinking it kind of thing, you know. And poor Jerry
he's rattled because he has absolutely gone. And do you
think that the solution of this problem is me dressing
up in some kind of humiliating situation when I'm a
celebrity caddy.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Well, that's the celebrity candy thing. I mean, for goodness sake.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Still, if we're going to use the name, let's use
the names A caddy, a celebrity, Kendy, a caddy.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
So I thought a distraction, Morgan would be that if
we dressed Mashy up in something like I'm thinking a
little bow tie, some massless chaps, oh yes, no shirts,
sort of vibe something, something for the mums. Something distract
because it's going to be televised. Oh, it's going to
be on TVNS.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
Way Okay, I don't know, because you're not allowed to
have flesh really on the greens, are you.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
This is what I've been saying. Yeah, this is what
I've been saying.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
We need to we need to get to the bottom
of that and work out what the what the attire,
what the rules are around a tire. I think you
should be able to Okay. The other option is maybe
I'm thinking I don't know if you've ever seen the
Masters before. They played in Augusta and Georgia, but the
caddies wear a white jumpsuit. They wear these white like

(44:10):
an astronaut kind of yeah, like exactly like an astronaut.
And then they have the name on the back of
the of the person who they're cadding for. But I'm
thinking do that, but then have it asseless.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Okay, yeah, so you.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Know, just sort of a little cut out, a circular
cutout of the bitch just so at the front. You know,
you could be on the T box standing there with
the clubs in front and nothing. You know, it looks
completely fine. And then as soon as you walk off,
it's like something for the mums.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
What about balcrow so it can change. You can whip
its off halfway through.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Now you're talking. Now you're talking.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Now you're not talking.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
This is why you're a great person, having these situations, Morgan,
with great ideas.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
I like that breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Coming up after eight o'clock. All black legend Cheerfulson joins
us ahead of the Test against France on Sunday morning.
And and the couple who got caught in an amorous
act on an Auckland golf course steing the rounds on
social media you may or may not have seen it.
We're looking for this couple. We're on this search for
this couple. Three four eight three. We can give us

(45:13):
a call. Oh eight hundred Hordeck get in touch with
us if you know this couple. I think it was
at Clark's Beach, Morgan.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Have you seen this photo?

Speaker 5 (45:20):
Yeah, but the only identifying factor is the bumps.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Yes, that is what I was going to mention. Is
it's quite a specific bum as well, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yes, tense hasn't been waxed.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
No, it hasn't been wax And I see the Clark's
Beach Facebook page where it featured on the people were like, oh,
for goodness sake, it's okay to have six publicly, but
could you do it in a bush? Would it kill
you to do it in a bush? Rather than right
out on the on the fairway.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
People from Clark's Beach are the best of us.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
On the sixteenth, they couldn't wait to the eighteenth.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
A passion though. You can feel it in that moment.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Wow, I wonder what the shot was before they got
into it? How good was that golf shot?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells a radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
News, Entertainment, sports and music. There ares available everywhere on
the Heart radio app. Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Welcome along to the Hurdachy Breakfast Friday the fifteenth and
November twenty twenty four thanks to Bunning's Trade. No matter
we you are, Bunning's Trade is here to help, Mesh.
He's here to help. He's on the butons this morning. Morning,
meshy mate, are very good things, mate, And Morgan Penn
from six dot Life joins us as well.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Having a great morning with you lads.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
It's so nice to have you Morgan. You're an absolute
breath of fresh air in the studio.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Thank you and thanks for indulging my weirdness.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Oh please, it's lovely. Feels like the windows to the
house have been opened up, the lights shining in, just
a small breeze whispering.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Through, its raffling your bush love totally.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Someone has gone out the vacuum cleaner and tidied.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Up right nice left a love note.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yep, there's been a dishcloth that's been left on top
of the Force.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
It the flannel on the bloody force It, I.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Tell you the ducky Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Earlier on we were talking about relationship deal breakers and
Mesh has an interesting relationship deal breaker. He doesn't like
the way that people put dishcloths, dishcloths, dishcloths on the
top of taps. I'm not in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I'm not really that great at keeping clean generally. I mean,
I've run quite a clean kind of personal hygiene, but
I'm not like the cleanness too though, just for some reason,
get the he be's when I see a flannel on
a force.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
It, I mean, everybody's got their thing. Everybody's got their thing.
I no judgment, mesh, I no judgment, deep judgment, no judgment.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Hang on, it just sounds like there's a lot of
judgment coming out, deep judgments. Okay, what's yours? Then, hotshot, what's.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
My relationship deal break? That's such a tricky one because
for me, there is an I struggle to think of
that because if someone's if you really like someone, ultimately
you'll you know, you'll put up with anything if you
really like someone. That's what I've realized because I was
never a big fan of towels on the like leaving

(48:17):
your towels on the floor. I find like deeply unseexy, yes.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
And like a damp towel kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Well, it's just so childish, you know, pick it up
and put it up, Like, who's going to pick that
thing up? Someone's got to pick it up. That's fair.
But what I've realized is that living with my partner
Toss is that that I will that's not a relationship
deal break it for me because she's constantly living toaels
on the ground. I just picked them up and put
them on the on the two.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Can I just say again really quickly that this, you know,
if they're on a four set situation team, is not a.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Relationship deal breaker.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
I'm not planning need to be walking that back quite
quickly now just the way there you said, yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
But anyway, so that's not so. It turns out there's
lots of things. But what I just was thinking before,
do you know the one thing would be not having
your driver's license, being an adult without your driver's license, Okay,
I would be like, I'd show that person in the door.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
I've got a couple of mates that are still kind
of late twenties, Morgan that aren't running like a full license,
they've just kind of given up on the restricted or
something like that. Would you find that to be a
red flag in a relationship if someone's not running a full.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
License, absolutely like, get your shit together. Why would you
not go the full hog?

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Yeah, it's a bit of a shit to get the situation.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
To be fair, I only just got my full license.
Just back to this bit your hair with a mate.
I had a bet with a mate, so you know,
we were see who could last on there restricted the longest,
and the other person it was quite a hefty fine
that you had to pay the other person, and it
was not worth it until I was away on a
work trip and I could never get a rental car

(49:56):
because I was a and so I was forced into
a situation of getting driven by a work friend who's
a terrible driver and just about killed us both. And
I went right that said, okay, this is not worth
this bit. I'm going to lose my life.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
You're talking about towels on the floor being childish, and
you've been running this bit for how many years?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Well since I was a child.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Good point, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
But that was a child when I stood the bit.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Do you sound like a child now defending yourself?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Sorry, but anyway, for me not getting your license at all,
I'm saying not you're restricted, not your learners. If you're
want of those people that says I don't drive, I'm like, well,
you're out the door, you're gone. Why don't you drive?
That's selfish, especially if you're going to have a family
with someone and you're the one that's got to be
driving around all the time. It's like, and you to

(50:43):
be driven everywhere? What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Okay, so that's it for me.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I've worked it out so much, that's it. What about you?

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Morgan would be leaving bodily bits behind, you know, like
skids and the toilet, like trimming bodily here and just
leaving it toenails, that kind of stuff. Okay, Yeah, it's
cleaning up after your personal bit.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, I get that. But what about if the person's
just amazing in every other way, but occasionally they leave
a pubic here on the soap.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
I mean occasionally it's fine, and like pube on the
loose is normal. You know, that's fine. We can deal
with that.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Leta's normalize that.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Ye yeah, let's normalize that, especially after a decade of
taking them out of the body.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
That's right. Well, I've got to go somewhere, make the
pubes I say, they've got to go somewhere.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
So that's yours, Morgan Ruder, you got a relationship deal
break out. I'm going to regret asking you this. I
know that for a fact.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
Okay, well it's probably smells. I'm a man loves a
beautiful smelling woman. My wife is a wonderful smelling woman.
I think probably from memory. And my late teen's broken
up with two ladies because they had a smell that
I didn't like.

Speaker 8 (51:52):
One was body odor and one was breath related.

Speaker 7 (51:56):
Right, and so for me a lot about them checked
the lot of boxes, but those I was like.

Speaker 8 (52:01):
Oh, I can't stick around for this one.

Speaker 7 (52:04):
And in fact, my wife recently brought an organic shampoo.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
I've had to tell her to quash that because it
breaks What does it smell of?

Speaker 7 (52:14):
Sort of fertilizer and garbage.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
I love her though, Oh yeah, it's a terrible snormy shampoo.
What is your deal breaker in terms of a relationship?
Three four eight.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Three they breakfast a radio.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Morgan pen from the six Top Life podcast joins us
in the studio. We're just talking about relationship deal breakers
because Marshi is keen to break up with his partner
because she's toying with the idea of it because she
uses she puts the dish cloth on the top of
the tap in the kitchen. I think that's rough myself.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
I also think that that would be rough, and I
want to be very.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Contemplated. I think very clear that.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
I am not contemplating it, Okay, dear friend of all
of ours boys. In fact, I would have thought i'd
have more support on this, if anything, but you seem
to have turned on it very quickly. But I'm not
going to shift the blame. Just a small gripe that
I had.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Morgan's gripe is more worth people not cleaning up after themselves.
It might be ye skiddies in the toilet, it might
be toenail clippings. It might be your here.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Lying around classic weze on the seat. Is that it's
not a.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Deal breaker, but it is gross.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Annoying here selfish, Yeah, yours, Jerry was more correlated.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Well, just if someone's not going to bother to get
a driver's license, it says a lot about them. It's like,
come on you, well, I just think it sears the
other people say, well, I just don't drive, and I
can't drive. It's like you can drive. Everyone can drive.
You just need to learn how to drive. Take a
bit of time and drive, and once you get driving,

(53:58):
you'll find that it's really easy. At least you've got
the option the idea of I'm not saying you have
to drive everywhere and have to be in a car,
but just the idea of not ever getting refusing to
get your driver's license. We're having a block, a mental
block on it.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
So is it to you? Are they selfish?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Totally. It's like it makes life difficult for everyone else
because other people have got to pick you up and
take your places, and just relying heavily on other people
when all you need to do is just learn how
to drive a bloody car.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
You asked on three for eight three for people to
send their deal breakers, and what we're realizing now is
that they're not really the deal breakers that people are
sending in. Well, I hope they're not deal breakers because
unfortunately a lot of relationships are about to end. A
lot of issues around chewing with your mouth open? Team,
Are we not happy or happy with chewing with your
mouth open?

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Is it a deal breaker in terms of a relationship?
I mean that it can be annoying and a bit
disgusting when people do it. Everybody in my family other
than me seems to chew with your mouth open. It's awful.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
I think it's fine. I mean, that's how we chew.
It's just whether or not we're polite about it.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Yeah, it's it's Another one coming through about the mouth
open chewing is in regards to when you can hear
the snot in the nose. Oh you know, when you're
like if someone's eating a milky cereal or something like
that and their noses blocked, so they've also got to
breathe through their mouth at the same time.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Are you familiar with that? I am familiar with that.
It's pretty horrific. This one here, deal breaker is not eating.
I've had two weeks as that did it, and when
confronted about it, one said, at least it's not the
sloppy ones, and another head it's not like it's the dry,
crusty one. So one said one thing, and the other
one said the other.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
That is pretty good.

Speaker 8 (55:33):
I've got to do that stuff in private.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Come on, another text here in regards to oh no,
I can't read that out if he curtsie related showing
with your mouth opening games coming through? Okay, what about
this one, Jerry deal Breakers? Someone that scuffs their feet
while walking. I mean this is going to take close
home for you as a man that can't get his
legs or feet off the floor.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Well, that's me. I'm a leg scuffer.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
You're a shuffler.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
I'm a shuffler. But it's at mine as it's not
out a choice. It's just because they've got neck issues.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Oh well, now I feel bad.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Yeah, So I mean that's the is that person choosing
to look like that? Probably not staunch religious or political views,
says this texter.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Yeah, I can understand that. I mean, I think some
people are looking for a slightly more relaxing topic of
conversation at home.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Farting at the dinner table, I mean yeah, okay, yeah,
but I mean if someone did it once, that means
that you had to break up with them. That That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
When a fart's not funny though, Like that's.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
A good point.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Well at a dinner table, Well.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
But if it's your sexual partner, that's you don't find
like some people might think that that's a slightly unattractive
thing to do.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
But it's the body, like I celebrate the body and
everything it wants to do, like let it be.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Free to right.

Speaker 7 (56:52):
No, we'll see, not a relationship related one. But me
and my brother used to do role play w w
F wrestling children and I don't know if you guys
remember the guy earthquake has finishing move used to be
to sit on people and that really, you know, knocked
them out. Unfortunately, one day my brother did the earthquake
on me, right on my chest and let one rip.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
And that is not funny. Is a deal breaker your
brother anymore? You're not?

Speaker 8 (57:19):
Can I get rid of him?

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Sure? Excited? Good news? People who are on their phone
while trying to eat a meal.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Ah, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Presents that's not hot as it.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Dirty shoes is the text, So that's hard.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Yeah, my there is a girl who doesn't keep her
shoes clean. Doesn't keep her clean?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Oh the hurdy breakfast with Jeremy Wells already dark.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
We're talking about relationship deal breakers. This one here is
a big one that seems to be coming through. There's
been about ten tecks on this cigarette smokers.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Yeah, that's a no deal for me as well.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
I mean jury, you were a smoker for many years.
Did anyone ever kind of say hey, hey, look mate,
if we want to be together, then you're going to
have to stop smoking.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
No, But amazingly, my partner tells he never smoked cigarettes,
and she put up with it for a long time.
And then when I go up, that's the best thing
you ever did. Give up. I hated I hated you
smoking disgusting, especially when you'd have one.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Before you get to bed at night, Like that's so gross.
So you can back to bed smelling like sege.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
I believe I did that. I can't believe I did it.
I did. Coming up after eight thirty, Jeff Olson joins
us on the show form All Black to talk about
the upcoming rugby test between New Zealand and France at Studda, France.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
We asked him what has relationship turned off so.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
That it would be very interesting to know? Yeah, probably
probably not being able to do sport really really really
really well, that's my guess. This is the heart keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Yeah, your sports entertainment music the same right here on
the radio, Hoday Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
A thirty on the Herdickery Brief Time of your latest
news headlines. Prime Minister Chris Luckson's visit to apec will
be short and sharp, just the way he likes it. Really,
who put that in there? He's on his way to
Peru for the summit, where he'll meet face to face
worth world leaders like Chinese President Jijimping.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Also loves it a little bit short and sharp, doesn't he?

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Chiji pingijingpang poo beer.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure short and sharp kind.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Of go poo bear. He's running a good runts pooh
bear yea. Many Cantabrians are likely to spend the anniversary
day at the christ Church Show the Three Day VENs
in place of the usual New Zealand Agricultural show. Hear
me today, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Hear me out on this team? Let me know what
you think of this. But I've been kind of working
on a theory for a while now, and I think
that no matter where you live in New Zealand, you
should be able to celebrate your places of birth anniversary
day and how today off. So someone like myself a
Kennbury boy, and I'm not just saying it today because
it's Kennibo Caniburan nivers I just think that would be
a great time, you know, because it's always a lovely
you know, extra day off.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
I think that maybe if your region or your hometown
region gets a day off as well, that you should
also no matter where you are in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
You should have that day. So you but you forego
your Auckland Anniversary Day, for example, because you live in
Auckland right now, so you don't have it on the
ninth January. You instead have it on the fifteenth of November.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Depressing on the twenty ninth of January, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
And you come to work and no, I think that's
a great idea.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Well, hang on, it's easy to be fair. That's pretty
much our works already.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
But what about if you're in transit? Good question.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Okay, it turns out there are some holes in this theory.
Just came up with Hilda thought. No, this is the
Hodege breakference. It's the home of the poorly thought through theory.
Don't worry about it upstairs, downstairs exactly, you can always
come up with the theory mas you don't worry. And
the New Zealand rugby back candidate Brett Robinson has become
the World Governing Body's chair the Australian boath a CV

(01:00:56):
as a former Wallaby Oxford University graduate surgeon and business leader.
That's an interesting quint of sports admin news there at
the end. Who doesn't love a bit of sports admin news.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
It's obviously a quiet news day.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
I saw the first time Brett Robinson's been in the
headlines of the last couple of weeks. Has it in
both times? I haven't understood what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Three four three. If you know of the couple who
had six on the golf course at Clark's Beach, I'm
still looking for that couple. Love to chat to them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
So many questions the hurdarchy, breakfast already darchy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
So this is something that's doing the rounds at the moment,
popular rural South Aukland golf course, Clark's Beach. It's gone
viral on social media after an amorous couple we're appearing
to have six on one of its fairways. The brazen
act on whole number sixteen. Good to get the I know,
I know whole number sixteen of Clark's Beach. Actually I
think it's a part four.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Is it sixty like? Would it incite desire?

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Not really? She's quite open Clark's Beach. There's a few
trees around, but it's not a links course, but it's
not a lot of trees. They were snapped by a
fellow gold for her anonymously posted and IM good on
them to Facebook on the community grapevine, the post read
hey Romeo and Juliet, seven fifteen pm on a Monday. Really,

(01:02:21):
it's one of the texts that we get on three
four eight three. I mean, I get the passion, but
couldn't they have just at least picked a slightly more
private spot, like maybe a bush or something. Comment has
had an absolute field day with the post, making crude
golf related puns. Of course, I wonder if it was
a hole in one, said one commentator. Classic looks like

(01:02:45):
a full moon that night, and mother said it's weird
because it wasn't actually taken at night.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
So the photo that we have in front of us here,
I mean, can we go into the situation? I mean,
the full moon comment is fair, isn't it? Because the
man is to put it bluntly, you know, moon up,
isn't he? It's hard to miss the moon. It's very
moon focused.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
The shot that we have of it, it's missionary. Yes,
it is. That's what I should have just said. It's missionary. Yeah,
I gotta say, I'm looking at the photo here and
there's a flax bush in the foreground, and then there's
it looks like it's it's an upheld situation. That is
a very similar golf bag to what I have. In fact,
that looks like almost the same set up as I

(01:03:24):
have with the green golf bag.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
I mean, I would have thought that it could be
you for a moment until this person was actually, you know,
down on the ground, which meant that he's far more
limber than you are.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
So there's no chance.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
There's no chance.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
But if I am going to make love on a
golf course, I will always make love standing up.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Yes, exactly there points so it's obviously not you. But
if anyone does know who this person is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Three for three.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Now back to what you were just saying, they're about
standing up on.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
H of course, my eyes are boggling.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
So what do you mean you're standing up?

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
And well, I'm just saying I'm standing up. I'm not
lying there because you get it could be moist down
on the ground there.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Seven fifteen on a Monday night, fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Hey, Romeo, and Juliet Juliet good good point, Morgan. How
do we know we can't tell from this image?

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Would the position suggest that it's probably meaning a man
and a woman?

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
No, okay, I can absolutely do that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Two penis owners, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
I mean I want to know what happened in the
moment's leading into it. Yes, sa, I mean, obviously the
act is the act, and who hasn't you know, made
love on a golf course, But the idea of it,
it's just what happened beforehand, Like were they walking to
their ball, because I think there's only one golf trundler,
which means that I think it was a It was
one person playing with another with another person maybe watching,

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and then things just got a little bit sexy. Maybe
there's a beautiful approach shot with the sandwich and it's
like that one's two feet from the pin. That's hot,
let's make love.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
Do you think Juliet might have just been walking past?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Ah, it's a white pants situation.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Okay, well, it's a white pants situation.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Well that remember that time that I was at murder
White golf course. Oh, that's right, and I was about
to about to attempt to put it for Birdie. It
was around about a twelve to fifteen foot part and
someone came down from the clubhouse and asked me to
sign their breasts and that's right. I signed the breasts
and then they walked off, and then I then sunk
the put.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
So are you suggesting in another world that maybe a
situation like that has occurred here, but it's just happened
to escalate further maybe? I mean that will be amazing, wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
It If we can find these people. I'd love to
chat to them because there's so many questions. As I said,
no judgment about the sixth part of it got on them.
It's more I just want to know what happened before
and also after? Did they complete the round? It was
the sixteenth hole, you'd think they would, What did they cat?
What did your card in the end? Were you under
your handicap or over? So many questions. This is the

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hidarchy briefs.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
The Hurchy Breakfast already r hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
So the All Blacks have made it three from three
on the end of year Northern two. They've been Japan,
they've beaten England and they beaten Ireland. So far, but
this weekend they've got a huge challenge ahead of them
at Stad de France against the French. The tab have
got the French as favorites just dollar eighty to a
dollar ninety five New Zealand, and maybe it's down to

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a few interesting team changes that coach Scott Raiser Robinson
has made to talk through this and more. Please welcome
to the Hiddeckey Breakfast, All Black Legend Skysport commentator Jeff Wilson,
Thank you so much for your time this morning. Jeff,
best rugby cliche of all time? When playing the French,
do we know which French team's going to turn up?

Speaker 10 (01:06:33):
Well? Not there his reserved verse five, because he's gone home.
He's spat the dummy and decided he doesn't want to
be a part of his dispatch, which is fascinating in itself,
which means I'm more concerned about Bruce than ever because
the moment they quit internally they play their best rugby.
We saw it in the night when they were in
New Zealand at the twenty eleven Rugby World Cup. We've
got question marks and that will tap me in behind

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the scenes. But the coach is just handled and d
he'll come back when he wants to come back, and
I was like, seriously, haven't we playing here? I mean,
this is fascinating as Brahma field. I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Yeah, you're right. The French they love a little bit
of turmoil, don't they, And they do play well for
some reason when something weird happens.

Speaker 10 (01:07:11):
Yeah, it is a bit bizarre, but ultimately right now
they're a really good rugby side and they have been
for a number of years and they've arguably got the
best all round rugby player in the world, Antoine DuPont.
So when you can base your team around your half
back who was first class as world class, then all
of a sudden you've got something special. And he was
special last year when he played sevenths in France. So
I love the fact he's back. But I also loved

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the fact that cam roy Gowner is now starting for
the All Blacks because we always knew that this is
the direction the allbacks are going to head and he
was splitting the available.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
He's good to go.

Speaker 10 (01:07:40):
I can't wait for the match up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Jeff Alson, what do you think about the loose Ford
combo Ardie Savia is going to be starting at open
side flank care I think for the first time in
three years or something like that. Sammy Penny Finale replaces
Sam Cane at blindside flank, Wallace a Titi Moovese to
number eight.

Speaker 10 (01:07:59):
It's a great combination. Look, this might be a little
we peek into the future of what the All Blacks
might look like. We know Sam Kaine is not going
to be around next year. He's done an amazing job.
But I think in terms of art the I wan't understated.
He's been really really good this year. He's changed his
roles since Wallace and teats a ride and he's playing
playing a little bit more like an open side playing
it anyway, it gives Semi Penafe now a real opportunity

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that the makers mark. He hasn't been able to do
that this season. If he has a big game, this
will go a long way to cementing what could be
his future in and around the All Blacks. And look,
I mean Wallas has been amazing, Well, he's been awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
He's been so so good.

Speaker 10 (01:08:34):
So I mean he's been the final of the year.
You know, he's been the breakout player what if you
want to call him, But all of a sudden, he's
going back to a position that we feel as that
to the future and Biden.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Bear starting at teams. Interesting because Damien McKenzie started a
team last week and against the Irison probably had you
would say, the best game I've seen him having the
number ten jersey.

Speaker 10 (01:08:53):
It was a blinder. He played really, really well. But
I think you know, Ireland were a bit undergone. They
didn't really put him under as much pressure and he's
as I thought they might. Boden's was really good a
couple of weeks beforehand. I love this balance. I love
having that sort of impact off the bench. You know,
we can win these games, and we have been winning
in the last couple in the last twenty minutes, finding
ways to one game. So for me, I love this.

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Amy and all have plenty to offer in this game.
Whether it'll be twenty thirty minutes to go when we
need him and what he'll bring and if he's our cleaner,
if he's the new guy that can come in and
finish a game off.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
I love it. So there's two more games to go
for the All Black season. They've got a game against Italy,
which I imagine will be a lot easier than this
game here, Jeff Olson, you've been on these tours before.
You know exactly what it's like to come towards the
end of a long season. What does this game mean
for the All Blacks? If they win this game, will

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that change the way that they'll view the whole season.

Speaker 10 (01:09:49):
I think what it does, and I've spoken to a
few people about this, is what it does for the
raiser is it gives him a whole of credibility and confidence,
you know, the fact that he's really got some momentum
going into the next year. If we don't play well
and we lose this game, then all of a sudden
are lost to Argentine. Now a Capital said, Averyga, you know,
I think I think how we finished the year will
be a really good indicator these next two weeks, an

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indicator of exactly where the team is at. If we
win this game, and I'm pretty confident we can, and
then we go on and play well against Italy, it
will have turned onto a very good year. Not a
great year, but a very good year in his first
year in charge. And I think overall, this has been
a really, really challenging season for him, but we're starting
to see some positives it's just whether or not they

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finish well. And this is hard work at this time
of the year for a lot of these players. They've
been up a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Boy. It's good games New Zealand versus France. And you
can watch live coverage of the All Blacks versus France
on Skysport one and stream on sky Sport Now from
eight am on Sunday Sky Open and also free to
we are delayed coverage from twelve perm I see France
have won back to back games against the All Blacks
twenty twenty three and only once though before have they
won three on the bounce against New Zealand. It was

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in ninety four ninety five.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
That sounds like Rud's been doing some research out there
on Studio B.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Rhud has been doing the root of mair.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Oh well, is that us for the Day Team?

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
I think that is us. Morgan Pen thank you so
much for coming into the show for the last couple
of days.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
Such a pleasure.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Thank you, The pleasure has all been ours.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Thanks thanks very much.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
A Real Breath of Fresh Air podcast is going to
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lovely weekend this weekend and we'll see you on Monday.

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