Time To Adress Drink Bottles - The Radio Show (November 25)

Today on the Hauraki Breakfast, the team discussed the pilot whales that were stranded overnight, Mash had an intervention about his drink bottle, and they talked about how long it takes to get your summer rig looking good...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hidache break for show. Whatever you need for your
next job, Bunning's trade is ready to help.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Use entertainment, sport and music. There are available everywhere on
the old radio app Journey Wells on Radio.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Heard Achy, Good morning, welcome along to the Hideche Breakfast
since Monday, the twenty fifth of November twenty twenty four.
Nice to have you with us this morning, a month
out from Christmas.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Meshy, Yeah, is that about right? That sounds about right?
But no, no, it's my job to know the answer to
this question. Oh god, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's one of your only jobs is knowing how many
days till Christmas.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
So you've done, Jerry. It's because it's the twenty fifth,
isn't it. That's right? Yeah, so you've got you know,
that is basic math. Maybe I should have thought about
that anyway. How are you made? Alright? Yeah? No, I'm good,
thank you? No.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I mean, if you do look at the dates thirty
days hat September, April, June and November all the rest
to thirty one except February, which has twenty eight days alone.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Or something yep. Or you could just put your knuckles together,
the Jerry and just ride the ridge there. If it's
an up knuckle thirty one days. If it's down knuckled.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Thirty days, I'm not riding the ridges of my knuckle.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's not this morning, that's for sure. Oh well, it's
a Monday and we're here.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's right, we are the Hurdacky Breakfast with Jeremy Wells
a radio dari.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's weird breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Got the Jew spelled JB. Ju's gonna be quite clear
on that.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's not j e W. It's j U.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I don't know what jew is exactly, got the Jew.
When I first heard that song, I thought it was
something about playing cricket under lights.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh, I didn't really thought about that, Like the grass
itself is getting a bit to jew on top. Yeah,
sometimes you get jew on the patch and the ball
just starts to skid through, right. I thought my first
thought on it, I thought it might have been actually
something to do with being Jewish, And then I looked
at the spelling of it. That doesn't make sense, does it, No,
it doesn't. But then I thought that maybe it could
be something to do with you know how people using
the word rez these days. Yeah, like you know it's

(01:55):
he's got rez. Maybe it's something like that he's got
is it got the Jew? Is the Jew like some
kind of personality thing going on? You know what I mean?
I don't juju Juju's got the juju? A juju like
bad juju? Yeah? Is it juju? Maybe it's juju.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I think we've just I think we've just cracked the
code by mistake there with it's why did you?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
But why does he got the juju? And it's and
it's clearly not the jujuju because in the title, it's
just just got the Jew. Someone get Wetter on the
line and work this out.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I see, Meshi, that you've pushed through the article about
not showering into the group chat the surprising science behind
hot showers, the benefits and the risks.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, I mean, we can go into the benefits and
the risks of hot showers, but I actually wanted to
take the step further. I was having a shower over
the weekend fifteen minutes. I'd say it took I like
to shower twice a day. Jeez, it's a lot. So
I'm thinking actually going cold turkey on the whole shower thing.
I'm thinking that maybe this week from the twenty fifth
through to the thirtieth on Friday, just a no shower.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well, after you pushed it through, I had a bit
of a reader the article, and it's dermatologists warning that
hot showers feel amazing, but they're no gift your skin.
So actually, overheating your skin strips it of its natural oils,
disrupts its protective barrier. Sure experts apparently recommend a lukewarm shower. Ooh,
you should be having.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
But there's just nothing worse than getting up in the
morning and having a anticlimactic shower, because that's what a
lukewarm shower is is. It's just not quite there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I think part of it is not using too many soaps.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
What kind of soup are you running?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm running a A oh yeah, nice, smells good.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
A bit of does. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, so you're going to not shower all week. That's
awesome for me.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Especially how active you are. You're active, yeah, exercising. Well,
I thought that maybe you could be my kind of
litmus paper. Just daily out of ten gives me a
bit of a pong test.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well, my name thing is that I guess you can
be put on after shaven, cover yourself up that.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Way out a bit of an under armshower in the
eighteenth century. Yeah, that's right, Battlings Africa. You beauty metal
sort of things. Every So tomorrow day one, you have
to let me know, Okay, this is great heading into summer,
just to trial this sort of scheme.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
The hood at your breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Coming up later in the show.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
How late it's too late to start working on your
FESTI rig. I know a lot of people now starting
to work out, get themselves in shape because they know
that they're going to have their shirts off over that
summer New year period.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well, I have the date of the thirty first of
December circled and read on my calendar. I know that
that's the day that I have to have the rig
in ready fashion, and I'm nervous about it. You're you're
gonna be honest.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well, I mean you've got just over a month now,
five weeks, so is that long enough? We'll answer that
question a little later on. Also, drink bottles. Is it
time to stage an intervention? I've seen that you've brought
in a six liter bottle of water into the studio.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I mean, I feel like sex might be an exaggeration,
but you say it's a large drink bottle, Jery, and
I know people your age have an issue with the
size of drink bottles that we are carrying around at
the moment.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
What's wrong with people? There's a tap just over there.
You can just get a glass.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
At a time. You're not You're not going into the desert.
I mean, this big old thing here is it's.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Not Operation Desert Fox here. We're just doing a radio show.
And also fish and chip crimes, accusations of price gouging,
and some hummer summer hot spots around New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Just to summarize. So we've got drink bottles, fish and chips, yep,
and getting your summer rigg ready. That's right. Lot's coming
up on the Hidarchy.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Breakfast, The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells, a Radio.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Darchy six seven on the Hitdarchy Breakfast. A sy see
here did Glane joins us on the show this morning
morning fresh Frum Saving some whales. You're up at the
whales stranding just last night. I know that the a
lot of people there in the Northern Beaches going up
and saving some pilot whales.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Oh no, there's plenty of pilot whales about I'd let
theo's ones just founder for a bit.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Well, I heard someone eating five weeks off at one
thirty in the morning. Was anything to do with that?

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Maybe I don't have the whales like the they I
don't know if they like.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, guy Fawkes.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
People are working out why the whales are stranding them
I went deep this morning into why do pilot whales
strand themselves?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Is it done?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Well? There's a few different theories put it that way.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Okay, But some humans, because we like to blame ourselves
for everything, because we've got this god complex thing as
humans that we think that everything in the universe has
got something to do with.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Us, happens because of us.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, it turns out most things don't. But this one's
an interesting one. So people think that because of our
sonar and because of all of our tallic communications, it
confuses the whales, and so they're stranding themselves because they're
confused because of us and our technology.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Are we blaming the cell towers again?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I think maybe it's different mineral deposits underneath the sands.
They can't work it out. Probably what it is, more
than anything, is a bunch of Keller whales who are
out in the water, who are actually rounding up pilot
whales and picking them up off and pushing them in
and then they and then they eat them, so we
refloat and we send them out.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's what they reckon.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Okay, Yeah, I just thing.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
I always blame it on just one stupid whale that
leads the rest of them, you know, he take turns.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
That they follow one way alone.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, I mean, and why they pilot was It's got
nothing to do with guidance, does it.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Yeah, they're crap pilots.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I think what they don't like is having wet tails
put on them.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
That freaks them out.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I mentioned that, and that heaps the humans around screaming
and yelling and stuff asolutely terrifying. Coming up later in
the show. How late is too late, Glan be up
your way into this. How late it is too late
to start working on your fisty rig. It's exactly a
month to Christmas.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I think the ship might have sailed. That ship sailed
on the fisty rig. You've got to start there in
like May.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, I have gone down a google hole on it.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
What do you need to do?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yeah, this is the thing. We'll give you some tips.
Also drink bottles. Is it time to stage an intervention?
Mashes brought in about a six liter bottle of water
that there are taps everywhere, but for some reason, Mashes
generation needs to carry around heaps and heaps of water
with them.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
I'm with Carl pilkinkon on this one. I never saw
my granddad drink one glass of water. He leved till
he was ninety two.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
He never saw him drink glass of water.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
And new muppets are walking around like a two liter
like Danley.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Flask, Like, look at me, I'm hydrated? How hot loses?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
This is the Hurdacky Breakfast, The Darchy Breakfast with Jeremy
Wells available everywhere on the iHeart Ready Aware Already r.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hodarchy sixty four on the Hiderachey Breakfast. Time for the
latest news headlines.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
A police officer has taken responsibility for an image where
they have been seen wearing a gang patch. The photo
was taken several months ago. Excuse me, but it emerged
only days after the new gang patch ban came into four.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
You'd have to say, not ideal for that officer.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
No, that just a bit of it?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Was it just a bit of contraband that he was
just kind of taking photos of, but of memorabilia that
he may have stumbled.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Here's a good question. I don't understand that either.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, well there's some controversy going on at the moment
with the acc with the common tearros.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Oh yes, let's not release that photo, okay.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
And there's a risk about forty pilot whales stranded on
Kaka Beach in Northland could end up doing it again.
Most of the whales were refloated and swam back out
to sea last night, but four died. Oh nice, listen,
let's do it again. And we did it on a
one night stand. So we understand that there's a friend
of ours that is up there right now with a
couple of kids as well, helping out, checking some blankies on.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
These poor things.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Wet blankies, some wet blankies.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yes, that's right. Important.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
That's where the twom wet blanket come from. Don't be
such a wet blanket?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh? Is that where it comes from? Is because you
have to come from a stranding?

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah, yeah, because there's a bunch of wind blankets.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
There's there's people making huge human chains and then screaming
and yelling and making noise and that hopefully they think
will deter them.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
From coming in. Is that really how it's going to work?
There are people out there.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Doing that that individuals there are Are they actually doing that?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah? They're really sweet.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
They are in the water making making human I think
they call it a human war.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Just just basically ship it in them back out to
the killer whales. They can lunch on them all.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I understand. There is a whole bunch of killer whales
out there just waiting to be served up. A couple
of pilot whales that are struggling.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
With some really weak pilot whales that have been tired
and so tired with poor things or have see continued
to write history and they're made an A league football season, yes,
Black Knights wonder when over MacArthur FC and Sydney has
seen them return to the top of the table with
four wins from four and no goals conceded.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Not one goal conceded, clean sheet everyone.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yeah, back home this weekend, I believe.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, two games in a row at home and Newcastle
Jets this weekend at smat Stadium and then the following
weekend is it the derby again?

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah it is And don't forget the Phoenix one over
the weekend as well. Ah, good for the Randy, good
for the roundy.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
This week in another derby, another derby, the second of three,
I believe this season. Another derby. Yeah that's quick derby.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Yeah, quick turn around at this time at the home
of Walkland Defts though so last time it was down
there in the Captain so I haven't.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Played all the teams yet. But then having another derby, Yeah,
how does that work?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Will the hod Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
The History of Today with Jeremy James Drummond.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Dwells nineteen oh five. The first ad for a radio
set nineteen oh five. Telemiko makes the first ever add
eight dollars fifty set in the Scientific American, which came
to receive signals for up to one mile nineteen oh five.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Radio started.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Ninety seventy eight, Rob mulderm was re elected Great New
Zealander New Zealand general election, won by ruling Prime Minister
and ruler of the National part. He went on to
state of Promise in nineteen eighty four when by he
announced that snap election after having about a million drinks.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
He was stay.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
We got a date to promise.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
We got a date the fourteenth of July, which we've
worked out at Gunman House as being the appropriate day.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
That doesn't give you much time to run up to
an election.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Promist doesn't give my parish much time to run up
to an election, do it?

Speaker 4 (12:28):
He really struggling to get that larer recrection.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
The interesting.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
That was just after midnight. It was a busy day
in the Beehive that day.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
There's a lot going on.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
But the end, interestingly, he wanted to drive home and
Don McKinnon famously let down two of us tires his
car because he used to always drive himself as the
Prime Minister. He had a Ford Zerra causeweth maldoone and
he wanted to drive home and Domkina knew that if
he just let down one of his tires then he
would change the tire himself and then drive home. So

(13:02):
he let down toe and he arrived in the Beehive
car park downstairs and he went two flat tires done,
and dom Mican just meant, whoop, that's terrible luck, was it?
In eighteen seventeen, on this day, the first sword swallower.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Performed in the United states, Oh, interesting.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
That's okay.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I reckon. One of the more grim street busking maneuvers
is when you walk past someone's swallowing swords.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Look, all it is is you just have to remove
the gag reflex and you can chuck anything down there.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yep too, right man? Really, yep? How do you know that?
I've seen you both a couple of beers? Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Nineteen eighty nine, David Boone scored two hundred versus New
Zealand at the Whacker, ended up being the game that
was saved by Mark great Batch actually batted for eleven
hours for his one hundred and forty six not out.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Remember that, Yeah, it was a vigil of leaving I do.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
I do remember that. It was horrendous. Janny Morrison at
the other end, defending with his helmet.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, I think Martin Snedden. I feel like Martin Sneddon
betting with the GM. Yeah, he betted rather the left hander.
And in twenty twenty, Diego Maradonna died from a heart
attack at the age of sixty.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
The great Diego Maradonna.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Birthdays today, nineteen eighty one. Barbara Pierce Bush, forty three
years old, American activist and twin daughter of US President
George W. Bush was born in Dallas, Texas.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Did the Premier Bush come from South? Yes, George Bush
came from Texas. Is good. And I went to school
with Barbara Bush at Ashley Hold here Barbara Bush, Yes,
and Bush in the Kisstan will laugh when we hear
the name because of Bush and in the hair around

(14:50):
the This is such all and the Barbara we see
Yan kissestem into it. So it's like Bush is good

(15:11):
and this is the spring House. That's it.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
That's Sasha Baron Cohen talking to one of Barbara Bush's
classmates who didn't find his Barbara Bush gear get all funny.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
God, she just blanked them.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
The look on her face when she's doing the tour
of her southern plantation.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Is absolutely brilliant.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
So there it is today, Yesterday, Tomorrow, tomorrow and history.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
The History of Today with Jeremy James Drummond Dwells.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
The Day Breakfast with Jeremy Wells. Already see here.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Glane joins us in the studio This morning Morning.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
I love, I love spit roasting the Breakfast Show. I'm
home Monday's Fridays, so you get three days off me
or four days No, three days off and then I
just come in from the backside on a Friday.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
It's actually good for everybody because we get you on
a Monday, we get three days off you. Yeah, we
get to suffer you again on Fridays, we get two
more days off you, and then you're back and again
it's good. Never two days in a row. That's the
main thing.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
That's very similar to my marriage.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Two days on what one day on? Three days off?

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Yeah, yeah, no, we're just limited amounts of me.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
I see, we're hitting luckily for your marriage. We're heading
to Hegley Oval for the Black Clash.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Oh yes, you're not taking your partner down with you,
are you?

Speaker 5 (16:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
No, no, okay, that's good.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
It's not really your family.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
It's the Hot Spring Spars T twenty Black Clash in
association with Wolfbrook. It's under lights Saturday, the eighteenth of January.
We're giving you the chance to win a trip a lifetime.
You want to flying to christ Church thanks to in
New Zealand's Grab seats, staying at the Novatel Cathedral Square,
enjoying some of christ Church's epic experiences, including going on
the tram.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Why do you say it like that every time the
tram's exciting. Tram is not that exciting tram.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
It's like and it's like going to Chross Church and
then going on a bus.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
I mean, no one from christ Each is shouting from
the top of the porthills that come here and visit
the tram, like it's the only thing we have to
offer here. Well, why have they written an in of
my notes then?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Is to highlight some of christ Church's great attractions, like
yeoldie and the tram, Like the yeoldie tram.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I mean, there's plenty of things to do. What else
and christ like what see? Nothing to Heckley Park? Well
that's where you're going anyway. Oh that's a good point.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
I haven't got the party z oonne as well?

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Are the alternative commentary collective export ultra parties.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Owners back as well? There's I think just only a
few tickets left for that area. You get a free
party shore to state the ship hat the sports here
probably I'll buy your beer you've seen me there and
some snacker chingi chips?

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Is it tied to up the parties owned to a
thong as well? So everyone in the party zone gets
a shirt and a thong.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
I'm mom happy to instigate that.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Why is every time we have a great new, exciting
initiative on the show, jury, you just throw yourself, how
do we throw a thong in there?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Well, I just think that it's gonna be this is
this summer twenty twenty four slash twenty five. It's gonna
be the summer of the Thong, I reckon which.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I mean every year'll bit the summer of the song.
If you had anything to do with that, look, I think.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
More people need to wear thongs. Men look better in thongs.
It turns out really Yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Don't find things creeping out the side at the front there,
especially with someone like g Lane. An unruly boush.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
That's coming out the top. But I mean he's got
an unruly bush underneath his nose as well. Let's not forget.
So you can get tickets for the acc export Ultra
parties own as well. During the first innings, you can
sit in the best seats of the house, sitting inside
of the hot spring spar Man. She's going to be
in there. G Lane's gonna be in there. She's gonna
be a real if what's soup, that's for sure?

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, it's a real man soup.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
You can enter at haddocke, dot coded and z and
while they grab your tickets. And I see last week
confirmed for teen cricket shawnee J.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Johnson absolutely in the universe. Boss is obviously playing for
Team Rugby. Chris Gail. It's gonna be good.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, Anton deverysit is concerned about bowling to him. He
said he just absolutely loves left armspun just into his ark,
his favorite type of bowling.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
To face. He's gonna smash it. So that's coming up.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
On the eighteenth of January next year, coming up after
the seven o'clock news. Halate, it's too late to start
working on your FESTI rig. We've got some dates. Some
times we've gone deep on research. Plus drink bottles. Is
it time to start an intervention? Mashes turned up with
a six liter drink bottle. We've got to tap in
the office. It's only ten meters away.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
You will be exaggerating on both things there, but that's right.
We'll come to that latter.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
On it and fish and chip crimes, accusations of price
gouging and some summer hot spots across New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
This is the Hiderchey Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (19:48):
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Speaker 2 (20:08):
The Day Breakfast with Jeremy Wells. Already, it's nice.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
To you with us this morning on the Hudacke Breakfast, Monday,
the twenty fifth of November twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Mash's in this morning, pushing the buttons. Yoh yeah, good morning.
They call them young mashy. I don't think anyone calls
me young Mashi. Young mansh twenty five.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, young enough, young enough, pretty young to me, young
enough to have a six leterre drink bottle. We'll talk
about that a little bit later on. Yeah, please explain
from your MESHI look, look at that. It's almost so
big that the disk is starting to buckle under the
weight of it.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay, well we can come back to that later on.
But this half our fellas, we've got festival season coming up,
and you boys are a couple of experienced campaigners, and
I was hoping for a little bit of advice in
some areas around getting my fisty rig ready. Right.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Okay, look, well, I mean I've got a lot of
experience at festivals, And.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Hold on, are you gonna say we've got a lot
of experience that getting our rigs ready for festivals.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
It's like there's not a lot of experience.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
No, no, not experience in that.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
So I'm not sure what entails getting your rig ready
for firsty season?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Are you thinking about growing your reg meshing?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
We can help Gilane and I can definitely help you
grow your reg well.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
I mean I thought this is what we could discuss
up next. We'll talk about how long I've got Yeah,
it looks like you don't need to go on a
month MESHI that's not.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Long now the hod Act you breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
G Lane joins us this morning. Perfect person to be
discussing this topic because with just over one months to
go till New Year's Eve, yes a month exactly today
till Christmas, because it's the twenty fifth November today, is
it time? Or have you still got time to work
your festy regundar shape?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Boys? I fight up the socials this morning. I had
a look at my Insta and I think today's day
people are looking at today as the Monday of you know,
let's get things moving. Let's get the fiestybod underway. We're
five weeks out, like you've just said, Jerry, and I've
thought fall is you know what, maybe today's day for
me too. So what I ask of you, guys, is
I've got five weeks. What do I focus on? What

(22:15):
do I do? What do you think's reasonably possible? I
think in this five.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Weeks, I think I don't take this the wrong way, Meshy,
but I think maybe you park up the physical side
of it and just maybe work on your personality. Okay,
so maybe maybe So You've got five weeks.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
To become an interesting person, and.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
I think that'll work better for you than trying to
get your rig sorted.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
That's just me.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
So that's something else that I'm going to jot down
here to make sure that I work on my personality.
And it feels harsh, ju Lane, but that's.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Well, that's an unrealistic You're not going to sort yourself
out in five weeks.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
That is a good point.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
Actual you're starting in a pretty low bar.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well, not really going in the direction that I thought.
What about you, Jerry?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
I mean, gu Lane is definitely onto something here. Meshy,
we do have a whole set of Encyclopedia Britannica is
right here on the desk.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
They never get used. You walk past them.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
You look at them every day, Meshy, every day you
look at Why don't you take one edition, just one
of these beautifully leather bound books away and read that
come up with you. Your personality will grow massively. You'll
have a whole lot of them. You learn a lot
of information.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
You'll be able to.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Bring a lot especially if it's what is this.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
A and A and D?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
And you can just work on facts between A and D,
and you can tay to people when you go away
to festivals to.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Help How is that going to help me at festivals? Chat?
I'm not sure if you're aware fisty chat doesn't exist
to you land them I'm too busy does and differin
chewing my face Off's the problem with your generation. You
don't understand the way, the way to the way to really.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Find your mister or missus right is through information, through chat.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Through I've got a girlfriend, I'm not really looking for
way A fisty rigl trying to oppress.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
You're like Pythagoras.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
I'm always trying to run angles. Yeah, so thank you
for that. Boys, just looking here.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Realistically, the answer depends on your goals apparently, but you
can see significant muscle gain within two to four weeks.
Two to four weeks yep, now we're talking. But in contrast,
significant fat loss might take around four months or longer.
We're talking about significant fat. I mean, what's significant fat loss?
How much are we talking here?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I mean, how much do you think I need to lose?
I'd like to be running some kind of you know, Well,
what's the figure that comes to mind? You don't need
to lose any weight. I should not be losing any weight.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Messure you, you're you're down as thin as you need
to be.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Yeah, And like I said, just forget that and just
maybe work on the work on the chat.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
The personality for me is the most unfit part of you.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Okay, you're so focused on the personality. Maybe it needs work.
It needs work. Maybe if you can help ask for it.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
You asked for the you asked for him. To be honest, Mashie,
you are useless. All you can do is be honest.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Well, I'm gonna go and try and get my fisty
rings grow up.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
No, one goes to festivals at your age, your ads
come up with the answer for you.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Thanks boys, always valuable good advice here. How long does
it take to get ripped mentally?

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Apparently four to five years, So you bag as.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
The hold at you Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
A massive Oasis announcement. Apparently it is coming this Monday.
I'm assuming that that's not Monday our time. That must
be Monday UK time.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Yes, so six thirty tonight apparently okay.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Dan O'Connell says the said the following during the show
on Radio X in the UK.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I got a.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Message from very important people at Radio X. They told
me to make sure I meant now on Monday morning,
Chris Moyles is something big, faacious fans if that's you,
if you like Oasis, There's something massive happening on the
Chrish Moyles show Monday morning from six thirty am.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Message ends, that's all I.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Know, Jesus, are you there's something? Oliver twist and then
Liam yes, Liam. Liam Gallagher answered, it's not an album,
it's not an interview.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Is more not more gigs? It's not it's not.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Honest, it's not so what's the announcement. I'm sick of
these Oasis announcements.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
They're starting to feel like COVID announcements.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Announcements of announcements. What's the announcement? What is going to
is gonna tremor his brows?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
What?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
What is?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
What could the announcement be? Are they coming to New Zealand?

Speaker 5 (26:48):
You're going to play R and V?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Are we just hanging out for them to come to
New Zealand? Is that what we're really waiting for? I mean,
the rest of the world isn't as interested as then
coming to New Zealand as we are. I hate them
coming to New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
They are not coming to New Zealand. Well, I don't know.
Maybe maybe they want to. Maybe they're supporting Menu instead
The Man City.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
So it's not an album, okay an interview. Sure, it's
not more gigs, it's not. It's not honest, it's not.
It could be a new music right, I mean maybe yeah, Okay,
nobody's not an album.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Maybe Liam is going to fight Noel in the UFC.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
It'd be good, well would it be? Actually it would
last about two minutes.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
It'd be better than Tyson and that other loser.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, Jake Paul really probably will be fair. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
You sort of go to punch one of their faces
and you end up sort of with a first full
of brow.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
So much brow. You don't think that's what they're announcing
by chance, you I'm sick of a way an announcement.
We're off to the body wax. We're getting the mono
sort of out. Here's the Breeders on the Hidarchy Breakfast nineteen.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Plus the Daichy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Hdarchy seven twenty one.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
On the Hiderkie Breakfast A see here Glane joins us
and I'm just having like a picture of Olympic gold
medalist Hamish cur and a model t Ford cruising along
over the weekend at the Santa Parade.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Well, we interviewed him on Friday, didn't we.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
On the podcast we interviewed Hamish Kurr and he was
very excited about the fact he was going to be
the Grand Marshal for the famous Auckland Santa Parade. But
really it's this ritual accumiliation, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
It really is.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
And I'm looking at him waving and I can see
in his eyes he's lost the will to live. He's
had an interesting few months, hasn't he, Because he's We
chatted to him on the on the podcast on Friday,
and he's a great New Zealander, Hamish, very funny guy.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Yeah. Well, I mean we did go down the line
a questioning of whether he's ever jumped into a potential
partner's window using his high jump skills, whether he's just
kind of Frosby flopped and through a little gap in
the window and onto the bed.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, well, we're.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Asked him, you know what, what are they transferable? Are
the high jump skills transferable? Also, I asked him, and
I thought the first question I asked him was a
good one was have you ever high jumped nude? Because
if there's one way you wouldn't want a scissor nude.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
No.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Well, that's why the Frosby flop was a.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
YouTube by Frosby. Yeah, Deck Frosby, Dick Frosby. He was
called Dick Frosby, wasn't he.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Yep, that's because when he was scissoring, yeah, right, used
to catch on the bar. Yeah, so that's why he
invented going over backwards so he could throw that up
with a.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Bit of momentum, send the hip hop and where he goes. Yeah,
well just ironically his name was a dak.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
What me she won't realize is that in those days
all the Olympics was done nude. Yeah, that's fine, that
was what was done, mash, it was all nude, okay.
But I'm just looking at this picture here of Hamishcure
waving and the Center parade and it takes me back
to the nineteen ninety nine Queenstown.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Winter Festival Parade which the old HEAVO and.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
I were embroiled in, encouraged to be a part of
a float. And look, nineteen ninety nine, nobody knew, nobody
knew who it was some obscure television show that some
people watched late at night.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
People, were you on an actual float or just like
in a convertible car.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
We were on a float and we were given a
whole lot of lollies to throw it. Not throw at kids,
that's not quite the right word to throw into the crowd.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
But as time went.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
On and the parade got longer and longer and it
was held up, there were for some reason, there were
there were hold ups.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
It's always stops and starts, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
And so it's the bit where you stop in an
area and then you have whole families pointing saying who's
that at you that you just start to go, why
am I doing this? This is not something that I
want to do. I don't I don't rate myself. This
is not a situation that I want. So that's when
you start throwing Dolly's at kids.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
So they're like a Macintosh between the eyes.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yep. Yeah. After chatting to Muskrel Friday on the podcast,
I'd imagine he probably felt quite similar. He seemed like
quite a humble down earth dude, didn't he. Yeah, seeing
him now piped up in the back of this ford,
who's that in the front there?

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Is that Simon Bridges has got himself in the front there,
and who's the driver?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Do we know? The driver's a poor guy? I mean,
look at that trio that's driving that car. Poor guys
really bringing some high water. Thank God.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
I'm looking at the photo there and you can see
people in the background. It looks like a grassy knoll.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Take a shot.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
It looks like a grassy knoll. Through Governor Colinley and
then into the anyway concern Yeah, anyway, go checket that
podcast from Friday. Yeah, that's up with you. He's a
good man. Coming up later in the show, we're going.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
To talk to two guys who are walking in a
straight line from Dargaville to Fugaday.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Okay, why are they doing it? And how straight? Does
the lion have to be?

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
And how do you do it? How do you walk
through a stream? For example? What happens if there's a
cow in the way? Can you go through farmland?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
You kill it? Why? Why would you do this? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Okay, I'm interested.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, same, that's coming up on the Hurdarcue.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Brieffast us Entertainment, sports and music. There available everywhere on
the radio. Appen Johnny Wells on Radio Dy.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Siber Verdie on the Hurdarkue Breakfast Time for your latest
news headlines. The police minister says an officer photographed wearing
a gang patch is feeling terrible and is taking responsibility.
The officer posted for post for photos in June. Mark
Mitchell says he's disappointed by what's happened so overdire.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Is this a stitch up? Do we know? Do we
have any insight on this? Or is he kind of
put this information for himself, This officer.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
I think it's just you've got stuff lying around the office. Yeah,
and then you chuck it on, someone snaps a photo
releases it four months later.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
I mean, I haven't done this, but I've been snapped
wearing some preenty in appropriate stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yes, yep, certainly have. Yeah, let's move on.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Salvage crews are heading two sar more this week to
remove the almost one thousand tons of fuel in the
sunken Navy ship Manuanui. It's been under water for more
than a month after hitting a reefese Was that a
month ago?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Was it? Jeez, that's a lot of fuel, one thousand tons. Yeah,
what is it? A leader at the moment? About two
bucks ninety yeah, yeah, but she'll be diesel.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Yea, what do you do with that? Ill will be
be shipping diesel that thick giy so yeah right.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
And tren Bolt has sold to the Mumbai Indians for
two point five to five million dollars in IPL auction.
Devin Conway and Ration Ravender will join Shennai Super Kings
for one point twenty seven million and eight hundred and
twenty two thousand dollars respectively.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
The top sale.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Oh yes, punt going to the Lucknow super Giants for
five point five million dollars. He's become the most expensive
signing in IPO history.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
That little Boombatty, that little Boombatty is going to get
paid five and a half million.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Five and a half million, four two months work.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
He's an aspirational bomb Betty though, isn't it he is?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah? I think he's. I think he's a good dude.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
He looks like he need he enjoys himself, not a
bad keeper.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
A good day for Lovely twenty two point five five million,
h happy for him.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Here's you two the Hdchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Seven thirty five on the herdeche barreck first, that is
a U two a sec. Here g Lane joins us
in the studio, and I'm really pleased that you hear,
actually Glane, because I don't know if you've noticed, but
young Mashie here, who's on the buttons.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yep, he's bought and what.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Could only be described as a giant water canister.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I would say it's a drink bottle.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Jerry Well, Okay, there's a drink bottle and then there's
a giant water Canna Stu. I mean that thing's hard,
it's metal, it's what one and a half liters?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
How big do you reckon? This is one?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, he's not alone Jerry in this there's all the
ansters have got those big Stanley cups on their desk
for like a leader, and they suck on that all day. Now,
I'm just going to point out our grandfather. He lived
for ninety two years. He grew up on a farm
to farm and tiaka witty. He worked as a man
of the land, worked hard, tough as nails, playing rugby

(35:21):
race horses. Never once did I see Brian Hartness drink
a glass of water.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
So what does that.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Say about you? You massive push?

Speaker 6 (35:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I do serious.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Why do you have to walk around with enough water
so that potentially could water a garden for a couple
of days?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
There is a lot of water.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Yeah, I mean a number of reasons I'm concerned about.
It's a flood risk, like that thing is. Actually, if
that bursts a bank, it's banks.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well it doesn't those Jerry.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, But if you drop that on the disk, it's
a flood. We are, we are here, We're going to
be We're off here. We're going to be we're going
to be calling the fire department to try and there's
a lot of water.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
In there, do you know? Jokes aside this, I think
probably two companies right now making a lot of money,
or two industries. One's Big vag the other one is
big drink bottle, because people not only buy these now,
people are spending eighty to one hundred and twenty bucks
on drink, on drink bottles like this. You know those
Stanley clup, the Stanley cup that I'm sure you probably
your daughter Miskis asked for.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
Green should be more Frank green or green.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yeah, so I had to buy my partner of Frank
green for a birthday a year or so ago.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
You had to have a gun to your head.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, actually yeah, I mean when you're punching, this is
what these are the things you have to do. One
hundred and twenty bucks for a drink bottle, now, this
is what these things cost. So yeah, not only are
we using them and they are humiliating, I will admit
to that, but they cost a lot too.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
I got this one for free, but anyway, well, yes,
and I think all drink bottles should be free.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Honestly, don't I think you should never buy a drink bottle.
Why a bit of the days of just running the
pump bottle that you just you know, your head exactly,
you've got a pump bottle there.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Also, I personally have never bought a drink bottle. I
refuse to buy drink bottles. Are refused to buy luggage.
Those two things to me. You never buy a bag
luggage and never buy a bag.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
It's unusual thing not to buy.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
You never buy a bag.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
You get given but they they arrived, you had certain situations.
You know, you get given some bag in some situation,
like a like a chilli bag for example. Over the
years you get promotional chili bears. I've got like thirty
so we new chilla bags at hount.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
So when you travel overseas, do you travel with half
a dozen chiller bags full of clothes?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, I use chiller bags as luggage, Like why wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
You could always clothes cold. You could use this drink
bottle with his luggage almost as.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Well, to be fair, But why why, meshy, you can
explain to me why do you need to carry so
much water? Like there's a there's a tap out there
right to hear on the desk.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
I hear what you're saying. Mate, it's three hundred mills here.
I'm on your side with this one.

Speaker 8 (37:50):
Now.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
If you got that giant thing that you're carrying around,
it's heavy.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
And all those causes out in the office here they're
all sucking on their big stanleys.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Well, mate, they work for you.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Don't go calling them couseskss No, I.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
It works for you as well. J God Well, no,
they're good people. But they've got problem.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
They've got hydration issues.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
We haven't got to the bottom of it. Why are
you carrying it around?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Well?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Because more firstly, I don't know what fashion accessory? Is that?
What it does? Does it make you look cool? Does
you want to look cool with that thing?

Speaker 5 (38:20):
Do you think you're cool because you're not?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Is that what it does? Okay?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Now?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Or you're not allowed to bring that in here anymore?

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Get it out, you get fired.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
Get it out the hood.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
You breakfast with Jeremy Wells on radio.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Does the Stoned Temple Pilot whales at fourteen minutes to
eight on the Hedecke Breakfast? So the straight line challenge
is a trend that started in twenty nineteen when YouTuber
Tom Davis attempted to walk in the straight line across Wales.
You may have heard about that. Now Kiwi lads Ben
and Alex are attempting to pull off the feet for

(38:56):
the first time in New Zealand, walking in a straight
line from Darga Alta fugad A. The Auckland mates are
in their twenties and they plan to walk for four
days in a straight line, crossing rivers, forests and many
other obstacles. So please welcome to the Hudiky briefast one
half of the duo.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Alex. Good morning, Alex, Good morning, good morning. How are
you doing good? Thanks, thanks for talking to us. So
how does it work? How straight a line do you
have to walk?

Speaker 9 (39:26):
Essentially, there are four zones you can complete the mission.
In the best zone, being platinum, is you never deviate
twenty five meters either side of the line. We figured
we're going to go for that, but down to the
worst case you can you can go sort of one
hundred meters either part of the line. So yeah, there's
not too much wiggle room. Obviously really important having a
good line that you've mapped out carefully and knowing what

(39:49):
you're coming up against.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
So are you going across private land like farms? Are
you going through urban areas?

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Okay? Yeah, so all sorts.

Speaker 9 (39:58):
We're going across lots of far as properties. We came
up here just a month ago and we noted down
every property that we walk across, and we've actually been
there and chat to the farmer and let them know,
and luckily for us, everyone was really really happy with
them and liked the idea, so we had no issues there.
So yeah, on that front, we're all good.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Okay, So what happens if you come across a herd
of animals?

Speaker 9 (40:23):
Yes, so that's one thing we're slightly worried about, being
big city boys. If we come across a big herd
of cows or bulls, we're just has to hope for
the best.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Stick with us.

Speaker 9 (40:35):
So if any of them come too close, we can
maybe give them a little nose or something. But at
the end of the day, if one wants to take
down it, it probably won't, let's be honest.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yeah, well, look, Alex, can I make a suggestion. We've
got young Mashey here in the studio. He's volunteered to
come up there and be the sacrificial human. So if
you come across, if you come across a big you
know Hereford bull who's been angry, you can.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Just see old MESHI out. He's pale in white.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
And if you just he will Because I don't want
you guys to fail on this mission purely because a
rogue ball or animals.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
So we're happy to throw mash under the bus for you.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
I'm happy to come to your hand. Jokes aside, Alex
As a man who's also much in my twenties myself,
when I see a physical challenge like this, being you know,
chased after, it tends to mean that you've got a
couple of demons that you're running from. Are you boys
all good and your bed twenties? Everything's okay if you
have been putting to half for the last few years.

Speaker 9 (41:30):
Oh, we're a little bit mad, to be honest. The
main reason wing this is I lost my father to
Pross the cats earlier.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (41:37):
We've decided to do something big for November. We want
to steal big challenge their head. Enjoy watching good on you.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Mate, Good on you, Alex. So what happens at nighttime? Then?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
In terms of camping and things like that.

Speaker 9 (41:52):
Yeah, so you can leave the line.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
So we've got it.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
We've got a camp on our line. So we've you know,
we're a little bit unprepared, but we think we've we've
sushed out a few beef looking camping spots and you know,
a random bush or something like that. Yeah, we're just
going to have to tend up and packing like sardines
and you know, probably get a terrible night sleep and
then go again the next day.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
So you've got a GPS, I'm gathering you've got a
little handheld GPS that's showing you the line.

Speaker 9 (42:16):
Yeah, that's right. Yep, we'll have to be looking at
that pretty much constantly. Wise we'll walk straight off. So yeah, yeah,
we'll be following our GPS the whole and Alex.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
We're talking to Alex, who is walking in a straight
line from darg Little to Fun today.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
If you've just.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Joined us, Alex, what about ablutions? What happens if you
need to go toilet? Obviously this is an important issue
because if you've got to walk on a straight line,
you're going to be ending up seeing what your frings
up to as well.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Obviously. Yes, yeah, that's that's right.

Speaker 9 (42:48):
So you know we're going to have to hope us
on bush coverage. If someone needs to go at the
end of the day, they need to go, So we've
got a couple of toilet rolls packed.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:55):
You know, if you do a bush poo on the
on the world, it might be quite out of it,
quite quite an actually.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
It's one of the most freeing experiences you live ahead
as a bush dump.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Yeah, that's right, that's right, you do.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
You do have to remove your pants completely, though, Alex,
because if you squat.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Down, you end up, you know, winging you.

Speaker 9 (43:12):
Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
How well do you know Ben?

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Alex very well?

Speaker 9 (43:17):
So he's been most mate since high school. Okay, yeah,
we're playing football together. We've actually a couple of small
businesses we run together. So yeah, we're best mates. We're
tired as hard as anything. So yeah, we we should
have each other throughout the whole thing and hopefully we
don't come up the other side bloody stick of each other.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Okay, Well, Alex, if people want to support you or
or or follow you, how do they do that?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 9 (43:40):
So we're we're on and we can find us at
the key reventures that's would be documenting the entire trip.
And we've also got our November set up under the
same name, the Key Reventures.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
So yea.

Speaker 9 (43:52):
If people people want to help out, then yeah, they
can follow us on either of those two. Follow along
on the journey.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Good on the Alex.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
That's Alex who's walking in a straight line from Dargaville
to fugoed a good luck and send our regards to
Bean as well.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
On topical chain from Meshi.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Silver Chair straight lines on the Hidache Breakfast nine minutes
to eight.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
The hurd Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells. Already day.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
That's Silver Chair straight lines on the Hidache Breakfast. It's
five minutes to eight in the morning.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Speaking straight lines. We're just talking to Alex, the great
New Zealander, who, by the way, amazing story. He lost
his mom to suicide at the Young Agent and now
as old meant to Prosta Kansas, he's doing this thing
walking in the straight line from funk A to Dargavill.
Is that right? Yeah? Well okay, and I'd just say
to walk from Dargable to Fugoda.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
You're walking over some mountains, I mean you're going you're
kind of skidding around the Brindowans there around the northern
side of the Brindwans.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
That's what I was going to ask you guys. Yes,
so if you were to do this, what are the
issues that the brind Doans is won?

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Walking in straight line is an issue for me because
a few and then I'd be horrible.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, that's a good point of this.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah, you're walking through marshlands, you're walking through farms. There's
some thick bush through that area as well.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Yeah, so they've got it. They can stray twenty five
meters either side of the official line.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
That's kind of more than I thought. But it's not
that far. But it's not that much to work with,
is it.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
No, No, it's not. So if you come across a
big river or stream, or you know, if it's in flood,
come across.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
A road ball, Yeah, you're going to go straight through it.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I will require a lot of planning, but I mean
you're going to be choosing a route with obviously not
a thick, massive river running through it.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
No, does this is the straight line? Is the crow flies? Yeah,
that's the straight line and then you've got twenty five
meters either side of that to get the platinum.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, the platinum, the plant. I don't know what the
gold is and I don't know what the silver is.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Certificate they said it stretched out to one hundred. But
that's they're going for the hardest next twenty five.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
They also if they if they go from Dargaball, they're
also going to be coming across some brethren. So that'll
be interesting see how they negotiate the brethren through mangro.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
How do you how do you how do you deal
with the breath?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
I think you'd throw transits to radios at them as
generally the best way. Throw some technology and they'll move
them to the side. But you know, a big flock
of brethren, you've got to go straight through the middle of.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Them, just just throwing transistor radio, radio.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
As the enginet, that sort of stuff. Televisions they don't
know that technology. Yeah, just up the guts, yep. That's
the only way to do it.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Coming up after eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
There's been allegations of price gouging and fish and chip
shops across New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
A big topic.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
We'll get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
This is the Hurdicke breakfast.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Ye, the hod A you breakfast with Jeremy Wells on
Radio Hodarchy The hold at You Breakfast with Jeremy Wells
on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Welcome along to the Hurdarchie Breakfast, Monday, the twenty fifth
of November twenty twenty four, just one month till Christmas.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
She's on the Button's acc here. G Lane joins us
in the studio.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
This morning's great to be here on a Monday. Slightly hungover,
but good.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Big weekend for Lane.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
Huge weekend, Huge weekend.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
What are you doing last night? Look?

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Neighborhood Christmas drinks?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Ma?

Speaker 5 (47:19):
She okay, going to take the edge off it by
drinking a couple.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Of does the situation over there a little shore? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Absolutely nice?

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Then if you kick ons after that?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
A couple of quiet after that, hold on, kick ons
after the what neighborhood drinks?

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Neighborhood Chrissy drinks? You bring a plate, bring a plate along.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Kick ons after the neighborhood drinks on Sunday?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Anything on the plate?

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Well, look, I mean admittedly one of the neighbors ended
up shirtless in the garage playing table tennis with the kids.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
So no, nothing on the plate.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Now I heard one of my neighbors ended up swinging
O's on on the.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Beach on a tractor tractor.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Yeah, there was that too.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
The hold are you breakfast with Jeremy Wells on radios?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
To see here Gulane joins us in the studio this
morning and some breaking news.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
Yeah, breaking news. Chuck Woollery has died.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
He was the host of Love Connection, Wheel of Fortune,
and a few others.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
American game show host. He's dead.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
He's dead, eighty three years old, Charles Herbert Woolery. The
Love Connection loomed large, didn't it over the nineteen eighties
and the nineteen nineties.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Chuck Willery, he was the smoothest operator.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Chuck Willery, Yeah, it was, And unfortunately he went down
a bit of a hole and laylone in his life,
became a right wing podcast and accusing the government of
lying about COVID nineteen. So he went down a bit
of a rabbit hole in near the end there, which
probably did.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Himself down a little bit. But he was like he
was probably the original game show.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
We'd say, yeah he was. I mean the Love Connection.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
It was like a blind date, I guess an American
version of blind date. It was the original actual blind
date and where couples would come on and then they'd
match them up, and then they go away on a date,
and then they come back and.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Tell the story.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Chuck Wallery himself not super lucky in love. He had
three wives. I think he was on wife number four.

Speaker 10 (49:24):
When he died, all at different times, I believe, so,
I believe so. First first first marriage, last of ten
years there Margaret Hayes. Second one was eight years, Joanne Pufflick,
and then Joanne Pufflick, and then Terry Nelson.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
She was he did quite well there. That was nearly
twenty years, and then that was the that was the
end of in two thousand and four.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
He got the hang of it year actually, so he
had a whole.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Lot of other relationships in there as well.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
So I don't think I ever saw an episode of
love Connection. I'm just going to file one up here,
if that's all right, Fellas.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Oh No.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
He enjoys Old Bear and Hot Music, says that he
and his mom gone.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Cd I on his love life, and he claims.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
That his job has cast in several relationships.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I'm just going to pull that down because I've seen
the word that there was about to say there, we're
about to run into some serious water.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Well his name was his name that that particular contestant there,
aged twenty six, he works in sales, status, never been married.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
His name was Robert Faggott. Oh so we can we
can't play that out well, I mean he's welcome, Robert Faggot.

Speaker 8 (50:36):
Unlucky in love, unlucky and love Baggott is rather an
odd man.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yeah, okay, right, all right, I should have really thought
that one.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah, you kind of didn't really really listen to that
one anyway. Unlucky in love Bob Faggott. And unfortunately, as
he said, he had in disagreement with his mum. But
and like just to fill you in, he found love
after that that show that love connection.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Bob Faggott, Yeah he did.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Okay, good to know, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Chuck Willery, great New Zealander. I'm just going to send
me say an email now. It should get ahead of
that one.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yep, the hood a you breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
See here, Gulane joins us in the studio. Perfect person
to be talking about this story here. How much do
you reckon? A scoop of chips should be at a
fish and chip shop?

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Well, given, given, and I've been to a lot of
sports stadiums and paid between anywhere between six and ten
dollars for a punnet of chips.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Yeah, hot chips. We're talking here, yeah, hot chips, so
are we?

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Is that the same as a scoop? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
I'd say at a fish and chip shop and you'd
be looking at four bucks?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Four bucks?

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Yeah, okay, what about you mess? How much you reckon
a scoop of chips at a fish and chip shop
should be.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yeah, I would have thought something like on a ballpark figure.
I mean growing up, I mean, you boys got of
you know, a couple of decades on me even. But
in my lifetime, I remember a time where they are
about ten dollars fifty two bucks. Mayb yeah, well full scoop? Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Inflation things have become more expensive now. The among a
fire resident is outraged classic at a local takeaway charging
four dollars fifty for scoop of chips.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Okay, it's fair.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
They've taken the social media four full.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Fifty the outrage that's ok.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Among the five for those don't know.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
As a kind of beach side, quite affluent beach side
town in North of Auckland.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
So you know that you expect to.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Pay a bit more at those sort of places, But
four fifty seems okay.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Four dollars fifty. So according to this person that outraged
and their mother, their mother and seventy year old mother
and this woman went and they bought the chips, and
they took it down to the beach and they opened
it up, and she says, I was at a beach
with my seventy year old mum and she was crushed

(52:51):
at the shizes. When we opened it, there were thirty
four chips in there.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Okay, you're counting your chips.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
The thirty four life. If we're counting chips, how many
chips you get in a scoop. It's the same type
of people that count crisp crisps inside of a chip packet.
You've got bigger things to worry about.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Well, she's counted them, and she's realized that she was
paying thirteen cents a chip, Oh Jesus, which is actually
probably quite reason.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Why wasn't that? But it doesn't that depend on the
size of the chip, Yes, because it's why it's a
little one. It's wait.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
A scoop is a wait isn't it the year four
five hundred.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah, that's right, it's four hundred grams about me.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
So there you go. It's a scoop. So it could be.
It could just be two chips if they wait for crisps.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
She says that she's worked in hospitality for eighteen years
in fast food, running restaurants, and for me, that was
just shocking for the beach side fish and chip shop
to be charging that much for so little. It's not
even summer yet. Well, what do you charge more in summer?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
It heard offense? I suppose now, fish and chips. There
was once when fish and chips, right, we're the cheap
alternative to a fast food. Yeah, it's like they were
about half the price of you know, anything else like McDonald's,
the Family or whatever. But now it's defense it's not anymore,
not anymore.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Well, it costs quite a lot to make a burger.
I mean, you think about the things that you put
in a burger. There's a lot of expensive ingredients in there.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Tomatoes, tomatoes, season tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
It's got to be a fresh lettuce. There's wastage on
that sort of stuff. It was a decent patty.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
How did we know she was from the north of England.
What did you just make that?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
I just guessed that.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Apparently the owner of Matt's Stinger a Matt's Takeaway and
Munga Phi said he hasn't even changed the pricing. He
took over the rest from about three months ago.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Home of Lee Hart Munga Fai. They'll sort that out,
seeing Leon.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Yeah, the day Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio LS.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
We're just talking about this manga fire Fish and Chip Shop.
Someone's taken to social media appalled at the four dollars
fifty that they've paid for a scoop of chips. Thirty
four chips in that scoop, differing sizes obviously, some big ones,
some little ones, some little bits of fat, some little
bits of chippy chip. And it turns out I'm just
having a lot here at different price comparisons. I've dunk

(55:05):
gone deep. You got the science before we.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Go deep on these comparisons that you found. Have you
done the math with this? Lady had also done where
she's figured out the price per chip or running off
per scoop.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
No per scope, because look and scoops can vary obviously
in size. I mean, who knows exactly what a scoopers.
But acc here, Gilane, you were saying it's around about
four hundred grands.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Yeah, four to five hundred I think.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Roughly how much that scooper's So thirteen cents a chip
in this Munga Pi fish and chip shop situation, that
doesn't seem completely insane to me.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
No, she was outraged, though she took social media. Outrage
took social media.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
It turns out looking around, I'm looking at the Westmere
fish and chip shop that's in Auckland. That's four dollars
twenty scope.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
It's cheaper.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
Yeah, it's fairly effluent area West May as well.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Another part of Auckland, Mangoty Bridge Fisheries. Oh three bucks
talking three bucks for a scoop.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
That's where I want to be old. See a three
in front of my scoop price the Paranoi Takeaways four
dollars of scoop, it's pretty good for Pedaltown. There we
go a Glen Dean Takeaways two dollars fifty. Now it's
talking that's good eating there.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
I mean two fifty, that's that's very good. But who
knows the scoop might be slightly smaller.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
What about neither of your kind of you know, residents
fellas Jerry Ponson, what about you on the on the
north shore, on the north shore, my six buck, six bucks,
six buck at Bema.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
What beamer?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
What's beamer?

Speaker 4 (56:34):
It's the name of it's not it's also a cricket
delivery which you seem to someone's.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Head, but it is also my local chippy.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Right, okay, yeah, thanks.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Bowl of beamer at Beamer.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Right, so you're paying six backs for a scoop of
yeah chips. What on earth are you paying for a
piece of fish?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Yeah, yeah, like twenty five bucks or something.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Well, you got you got your choice. You can bite,
you can get sushimi, you can get.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Oh what is this? So snapper?

Speaker 5 (57:01):
Eleven?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
But eleven bucks for a piece of snapper? Are you
crumbing that?

Speaker 5 (57:05):
A crummer? Ted a key. Here's nine fifty fish of
the day, which is normally shark.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
That is simber. Well, that's not bad.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Yeah, so semba, I mean you paying a premium for
the for the fresh snapper, which is eleven Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Mean the thing is makes sense to me. It's not easy, a.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
It takes a bit of time and a bit of
effort to put these things together, so you know, when
you're paying for labor, you're going to pay for labor costs,
et cetera.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
But things are more expensive now, that's just the way
that it goes.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
I would have thought for fifty is fine for a
scoop of chips, I mean two fifty and glending takeaways,
that is super super cheap. Someone's talking about inflation. I
whim no chip counter, but I was appalled when I
opened a multi pack of grain Waves the other day
for my six year old and there were five chips,

(57:54):
five brain waves, just the five chees.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
That's not many, is it? That shrink flash.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
One thing that saysus text that's inflation hasn't affected. Is
the good old Timmy still twenty bucks? Yeah, but tranflation again,
you're getting less for your twenty bucks nowadays, certainly.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Not four hundred grands.

Speaker 8 (58:12):
This is the Hurdarchy Breakfast, your complete New Zealand Today
this morning.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
The Hurucky Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (58:18):
But Jeremy Wells available everywhere on the iHeartRadio, Way Entertainments
and the music They're Rocks exclusively on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Eight thirty on the Hurdary Breakfast. Time for your latest
news headlines. Deadly Storm Burt is continuing to lash parts
of the UK. Three people have been killed. There were
seventy flood warnings across South Wales.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
I mean, tragic story obviously, but naming a storm Burt.
You know it's it's not the most menacing name, is it?
Deadly Storm Burt? So do they call storm's names in
the UK? Do they?

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Yeah? I think so, same as the cyclones, isn't it.
In America they're going through them. But in America they've
predetermined what the cyclone is going to be called at
start of the year, don't they.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
I just didn't know that you named storms. I know,
I understand your name. Tropical cyclones they have names, But
do you just name a storm?

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Does it work like that? I didn't know that you're
allowed to just to name a storm? Because what's a storm? Oh?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
You know exactly what a tropical cyclone is. It's a
it's a particular thing, it's a it's an actual event,
whereas a storm.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
It's just some bad weather. Really, yeah, bad weather. By
maybe we should start naming our storms.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Well, if it's New Zealand, then you're constantly naming things. Yeah,
it'd be crazy. And naming a wind there was a
real gale. You know, stupid much love. Cockatoo is back
home after being speaking stupid after being snatched from a
wildlife reserve and upper hut. Pepper was taken from Staglin's
around a week ago, but she was handed into put

(59:45):
it to a police station by someone who bought her,
but then saw the story about the theft on the news.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Right, So had someone just kind of seen her for
sale on Facebook marketplace, picked it up and then realized
maybe this bit that I've just bought has been stolen?

Speaker 5 (59:59):
Hot? Yeah, hot cockertoo.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Yeah. Anyone never had a cockatoo?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
No I haven't, But there's one that lives in our neighborhood,
lives on a boots out the front.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
His name is Bertie.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Bertie has got absolute sewer mouth because he hangs out
in the public on the Poakawa.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
So a lot of young kids.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Go past and shout if you at the at Bertie
in the Bertie shouts if you back. It's one of
the greats and a nice, nice seaside suburb of Devonport.
There is a foul mouth cockatoo who hangs out on
King Edward Parade on the corner of King Edward Parade there.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
And it doesn't fly away, No, it doesn't know and
it's got a little sign there.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Constantly people are constantly calling the RSPCA is. They've had
to put a sign at the bottom saying this is Bertie.
He actually belongs to someone and he's got an absolute
sewer mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Okay, can he fly?

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
No, he has him, so I can't fly.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Owners come and get him off the tree every day
and take him inside, but he just sit in there
and abuses people.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
So Bertie named after Diddley storm bert Yeah, what a
great New Zeala that Bertie sounds like. Here's run DMC
and Aerosmith on the Hidache Breekfast eight thirty three, The hurd.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Chi eight thirty six Breakfast That's run DMC and Aerosmith.
This is the problem with you Messing. You're so focused
on drinking your stupid water bottle. Yeah, you're not even focused.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
That the breaks about the study. Yeah, do you boys
want me to bring up a couple of ladies that
will pass outside the studio here that was distracting you
or you don't want to talk about those distracted by
the size of your water bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
They're looking in the studio, these young ladies. Yeah, we
talked about it earlier today. If you've just joined us, man,
she's decided to bring in a sixty five liter tank, yes,
of water.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
It's like a detention tank that you have under your
house for rainwater.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
And how magers joining us? What is happening is Jerry
in g lane while that song's been playing, they haven't
been preparing and they've been looking outside of some ladies
walking past and now with black space of on air,
and you're looking for some content and you've decided to
come back to me about my drink bottle. How dare
you exactly what's happening around?

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
How do you accuse us of that?

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
But like I was saying it, there's no need for
a leader and a half of water to be It
is like carrying around a little tanker.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
This is this something? Ize?

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Is this something I'm missing? Because just explain to me,
just on clear, simple terms, Meshy, what you're missing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Just explain to me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Why when there is a when there is a tap
out there like a kitchen, it is what's how many
meters away from it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Is it ten meters away from us? Now?

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Filtered water?

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Water out there? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
And I get a glass. We've got glasses, these glass
things that you can put water in. Yes, And it's
about probably one hundred and fifty miles or something. And
you can go and grab one of those anytime you like.
Why would you want to carry around a metal one
point five liter What do you want to special water
in there or something?

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
No, just normal tap water in there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Okay, So why wouldn't you just use a glass?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Because I've been saying all day off, I'm starting with
summer shred boys, and I'm shreading for RNA. I'm shredding
for fifty season, and I think a couple of letters
of water each day is important. And you'll notice that
I've finished it tie a bottle during the show this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Well, like I said, you don't worry about the physical
with the shredding for the fifty season.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Just worry about I know you've got some worries around
my personality.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
You can drink is much water that's not going to
change your personality?

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
Okay, So am.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
I trying to construct a personality around a drink?

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
Moodel?

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Why you need to get like, why do you need
it in the studio when when when you can?

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Why? What is it for?

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
I know what it is. He's making up for something else.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
That's why he walks around with his giant, girthy drink bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
It's very girthy. Yeah, you know what they say, big
drink bottle. Big is what they say, is it? I
think they say big drink bottle, small brain. I don't
know if that is what they say. But yeah, can
you just go?

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
You paid one hundred and fifty bucks. Who buys a drink? Like,
nobody buys a drink bottle. If you're buying, you've you know,
if you've got millions and millions of dollars, that's one thing.
But what you do, yeah, you know, on the fact
that you're an intern, you're not even getting paid and
you're putting one hundred and fifty bucks on a drink bottle.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Yeah, grow up?

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Come on, okay, come on, be better? Your boys done?
You go back to proving.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Yep, the hod Ack you breakfast with Jeremy Wells on
radio drink desk.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
It's a flood risk bat thing. It's that bursts its banks.
A fair drink bottle bursts its banks. This whole place
is where flooded.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
We're bagging like fingers crossed. We're off here, yeaers crossed.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Did you see in the weekend Friday night the crowded
houses penultimate show the gravity Steers to concluded in the
weekend A Saturday night was the last show at spuck
it In in Auckland, and then on Friday night they
had shut the Glowbox Arena and Hamilton. I don't know

(01:04:53):
if anyone's been to the Glowbox Arena and Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I think it's formerly Claudon formerly Claudlin's. Yeah, yeah, we
had school ball.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Yeah you're familiar with that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Oh boy, was that an interesting ball? The only ball
I've ever heard of.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
And people don't believe me when I say this, And
you can back me up on this ge Lane because
you were there too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
That had alcohol at it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Yeah, you got given drink tickets at the start and
it didn't help that your most wasted mate was on
the tokens and he had a big roll of them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
The ones drink tickets. People don't believe me that our
school ball had alcohol, but.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
It advised.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
There were adults. But did they get rid of that?
What year did they stop doing the school ball with alcohol?
Probably because you were there two years after me my
last year.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
The last year. Your last year was the last year
I did it, so some It.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Turns out that the Crewdit House gig on Friday night
at the Globox Arena in Hamilton apparently ruined by some
brainless drunken hollering, pushing and shoving and a spontaneous mosh
pit which we started up at the front of crewdit
House there and these these people had to be escorted

(01:06:04):
out of the show.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
So apparently a fight started during Don't Dream It's Over.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
That's right, like one of the soft.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Rock classics from Crowded House and a brawl started doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Can I say something and you know, and don't you
defend the whiteado in the situation Gulane because you're a Whiteado.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Yes, typical.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I'm going to say, what typical to have a fight
at a crowded house concert.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
We don't know the backstory. Okay, these Bogans may have
been slighted, Okay, they might have What if someone might
be sitting in this seats you don't know, You don't
know their background or the lead up to this concert.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Into a Dragon gig out of all gigs in the
cargo a couple of months back with my family. And
what is interesting about these types of gigs is that
you've got a bit of a split crowd where you've
got some young people that are just discovering the music
and you're ready to kind of turn up and get
stuck in and have a bit of a dance party
in a washpit down the middle at the front. But
you've also got some people that have been fans of
the bands for about forty years. Then look, they're just

(01:07:06):
looking for a nice evening out and they want to
get a to get close to the front so they
can sit there and watch. And similar issues did occur
down there and in Vicago, where you've got, you know, people
in the twenties looking for a great time in a
good night and you've got some people in the seventies
looking to park up and just you know, have a
red wine and just kind of, you know, ponder the music.
I think that might be what's happened here. But we've
got a really weird angle on the whole night that week.

(01:07:27):
It's a slightly highbrow review being written by a guy
called Mike on the whole incident, and it's a little
bit hard to exactly kind of, you know, decide what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Well, I think what I think what happened was, as
far as far as I can understand, is that they
were playing don't Dream It's over. Next thing, you know,
there's a fight that's broken out at the front, and
the band's actually at to stop playing while security took
these guys away who are having a fight. And then
Neil fin apparently said he said, this has never happened before.

(01:07:56):
We've never had a fight. A, we've never had a
mosh pit. B, We've never had a fight. And apparently
the basis Nick Seymour pointed out that he said, he,
you know, said good on your security guards. Someone was
yelling out play some of your old ship and give
us a banger, but they were they were playing dream

(01:08:18):
It's over.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
That's one of the great lines.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
I went to a Black Seeds concert in Wellington and
they played all their new songs at the start and
there was just a silence, and then the guy at
the back of the room's just like.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
Don't we all know it's the classic line, but good
on there, good on there, and feel me proud.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Doing you proud? Ye, there's a beastie boys on the Hidige.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Breekfast, the Hurdy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already Hurdy.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
It's a basie boys on the Hurdicker Breakfast as the
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the Hurdache Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Thanks very much for coming in acc here.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
Gulay.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Always always a pleasure.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
I can't wait to go out and buy myself a
giant drink bottle and walk around like I'm awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Can you go check on those pilot whales all the
way home as well?

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Yeah, I keep my will enough water in that water bottle.
I'll keep them alive for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Carrying this around with your MESSI just in cases some
kind of straining stranding. Of course, if you pour fresh
water on the pilot well, they won't like that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
Yeah, salt water and wet towels, okay, specially old Romance raggs.
I don't appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
I put your old Romance egg on me. No, I
wasn't going to. I don't know why you guys have
decided to tell where that I don't need to put
my romance ragg on a pilot whale.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Have a lovely day today and we'll get a few
days break from you, Accre, We'll get you again on Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
You will all of me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
We'll see you tomorrow.

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