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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome to the Unnamed Podcast. Friday, the twenty ninth of
November twenty twenty four, A sec here, G Lane's here,
Rude is here, and measures here too.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
December this weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
All down the radio show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
G Lane, You've been very focused on the fact that's
December the next weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well, I'm in denial.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Two days away.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm in denial, Like the fact is on Sunday. It's
like in December. That's terrifying. It's terrifying because he's so
much Edmund in December. You know, you kind of love
it and you kind of hate it because there's a
lot of social gatherings. There's a lot of people wanting
to catch up, and then you've got the stresses of
your presence and Christmas and were going and summer holidays
and yeah, everything. I mean, the only advantage of December
(00:42):
is kicking everything to twenty five. I'm loving doing that.
People are like, hey, can you do this twenty five?
Do you buy presents in your family?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Gulane? Are you the prisent buyer? Ah?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So I'm responsible for other members, like the extended family,
but I also have to contribute, because if I don't contribute,
I e what do you think we should get?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Ah, okay, you know Frankie.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, like I just contribute somehow mentally, I have to
contribute to point.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's a bummer. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
And it's his birthday as well in the middle of it. Oh,
so I've got a birthday to worry about to tackle
as well.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, you just go Birthday Christmas combined. You can't do
Christmas book prison for her. You can't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, Now that's a real no note.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Even I used to have that. My birthday was on
the nineteenth of January. My parents always combined birthday and Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Did you get double WHEMI?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well yeah, they generally said, I will get you a
like a big like a big prison. Yeah, and I
generally get it on I get it at Christmas, and
that would be for birthday and Christmas, and then on
my birthday I wouldn't get anything really, just a lit
or something. No wonder you hate your birthday so much? Yeah?
And I hated my birthday. I never hated it. I
just never liked it.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Because everyone was away, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, yeah, totally, And they were, you know, because of
nineteenth of January in those days, was right in the
middle of the school holidays, and so I never had
a party or anything. You're quite close to the tories
twenty first January. Yeah, he's an Aquarius. I'm a Capricorn. See.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Look, that's see. I don't know any I don't know
any men who knows star signs, all the stars signs
in the day.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, of course, see you. Yeah, okay, let's test you.
You're a fucking wrong in April the twenty eighth.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
April the twenty eighth, April the twenty eighth as a
April the twenty eighth. No, I know what that is.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
It's a libra. It's not what you say tourists. I'm
a tourist, that's right, tourists. Yeah, me and Saddami saying.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm a tourist. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
What's your birthday?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Eighth to May Friday? Born on Friday the thaty of
course you will. Yeah, oh well we wrecked that one.
What about you, Mashi? What's your birthday?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Eighteen of August nineteen ninety nine? You are a Leo,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Look, stars signs? What I mean, what the fuck is
the star sign?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Can? I like, I know what a star sign.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's not really just the sign of the zodiac. Yeah,
but what does it mean? Who cares?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
This is why you've had no success with sexual female
and was over the last week World Lane because you
don't know your star signs. Mate. It does a lot
of heavy lifting love love signs. You know, you need
to know what you love man like for example, what
are you again to?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, I'm a ball Okay, two tourists have apparently really
hot six if they do it together, you would know that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
No, but I am slightly burnt by star signs. And
I mentioned on the show today that when I was
an underage drinker that was the one question that always
got me. When the bouncer would say whom you're born
and I'd say I'd make up a date like I'd
go August thirteenth or something, nineteen seventy whatever, and they go, oh, yes,
sweet star signed.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
They'll be like, yeah, what I.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Mean, I don't know starts sign. I haven't known my birthdays.
I've made it up.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's not your birthday. No.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, when I used try and get into pubs as
an underage drinker at the Helly Yeah, the Hilly Freeman's
cocktail bar.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, so your your most compatible delaying with scorpios. It's dancers, Pisces,
virgos and capricorns.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Say all of them. How many stars signs are there?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Heaps like like twelve or teen or something. So apparently
tauruses are practical independable. It's not true.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You see, this is why they bullshit.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
This is actually why they're bullshit. What is the best
love match? O? This one says that you're also a
Pisces and other tauruses. That's disgusting. That's that's in breeding.
Who do I match?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Was?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
If you don't mind me asking what are you again? Leo? Leo?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Because if you got up to someone like I don't
know at a bar and say, oh do you know?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You ask them what they starts on? Is g laying?
And they say I don't know a libra and you go, oh,
you are such a libra.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
But I mean you might as well. I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
It's there's way bitter more defining like she has. Are
you a ginger?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Years, that would be more of that would be more
kind of makes sense to me. Are you left handed?
You're right handed? Like they make They make more sense
than are you some star sign that's been made up
that's got some stupid name.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I use my lift from estimating and then my right
for everything.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Elxcuse me.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's the true true story. Okay. Leo's are known to
be unpassionate and uncreative. They're uncharismatic and fiery. Okay, they
have or are we talking about? They have negli personalities
and they crave the limelight.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay, I take it back. These are very accurate profiles.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
So the most compatible worth other pessive aggressive signs like aries,
Sagittarius and Libra.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's as good. I'm backing this up.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
These are that's all that's taken to you to be
back on the stage because.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It's described you dangerously accurately.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, would you describe me as passive aggressive?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yes, exactly, come down, but pave aggressive size like a
Sagittarius is librage, You and I and Aquarius. So you
and Vitry could have babies either whatever, great baby.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't know if you would. Victoria not too much
of an age. Get how old do you like a beer?
He's forty five five? Beer he's shaved recently, isn't he's
he trimmed up his beard. No, he's always got a
face like an armpit, always runs it flu he's in disguise,
he's running. It's like a real bad.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
SPI disguys what's he liding from?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Because everything, he's everything.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He is a handsome man. And I've seen him and
order you do, we're sure to kind of you know,
facial here and then I think that, you know, and
then everything it will just blow out. So does he
kind of like commit something to crime and then just go,
you know whatever to deal with this has just let
a beer grow out and no one to regnize.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Anyone who's grown a beard knows it's in terms of Edmund,
so much easier to grow a beard than having to
shave every day. Yeah, it's so much easier. And I
think he's just purely out of laziness. He goes on
goes coaching in India and England or whatever, often not
without his family, so he's not there to impress anyone
and just grows grows an armpt on his face.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I am amazed that his partner will put up with it,
because I mean, how does ana deal with your womb broom? Oh?
She hates this so much, Yeah, so so much. It's
a big it's a bold, it's a bold cool.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah. Look, it's one of the biggest contraceptives I've ever used.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
If only women could grow moo like that as a contraceptive.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah. No, I think her biggest bug beer about my
womb broom is when it gets so long that he
has start going into my mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Start eating that. Yeah, and it's hard not.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, that's probably one of the biggest bug beer for her.
And so you know, they'll give it a trim every
now and then.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But you know, also you get beer and and yours
has got all sorts of stuff in it. Yeah, like
mister twit, Yeah, it's a little bits of stuff. What's
your star sign again, ruder Taurus Taurus. Oh yeah, okay,
we've already done your one corn it's just the best one.
(08:21):
Saprole capra corn love match.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Come on, come on, Tauris, really, come on, tourists Taurus
and Virgo cancer Scorpio, Pisces tis a scorpio.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Hey, so what like why is it called stars signs?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Those?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And why is it something to do with.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The stars, Because there's also another thing that I've heard about,
like you've got your star sign, but then you've also
got your rising or some ship. This is what which
want to tell me about sometimes, so you've also got
like rising where the moon was at the time you
were born.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Is this what women talk about when we're not around?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Generally in high heels and bocin and lingerie or something.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Right, No, that's just you mean to see.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So, so tolls will be is a scorpio quality the
one that I'm most compatible with. Oh yeah, Scorpio, Scorpio, piorpio,
Scorpio girls, scoopy or po the rock of my will Yeah,
rock of my world. You know what they say about scorpios.
Mm hmm. I don't know. You should. You need to
do a bit of research on that MESSI as totally
(09:33):
available to HW. There's other scorpios that you can probably
do some research on, I think, rather than for you.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
What's your partners start signing?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
She's eighteenth of December. Eighteenth of December Capricorn. She kept
corn that he's not really too into a star signs.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Capricorn capt Pricorn. You don't have to read out what
you're stitching up. You can just come of dates I
like that.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Hey, so what are you up to this weekend, meshy,
big weekend mate, smashing some dingers, going out parting till.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Four in the morning, smashing some fingers you say, yeah, dingers? Sorry,
yeah as well?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, yeah, this afternoon we're planning. We've got some cricket,
don't we.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Fellas to you guys to commentate yet on the commentat
for that No, on the panel for that one. And
then I've got tonight.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I think we're going now, don't we after the cricket
g lane, I know you've got Yeah, the wife gave
you the night off, so you're.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, absolutely yeah. I mean like a lot of credit
with her at the moment, so I will go out
three in the morning.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah, so we're all hitting now. It was exactly the
exactly the kind of thing that you will do tonight.
It is like just double down on already a dangerous situation.
I think did jury last night?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
What are the chances of you me and landing anything
up on coins rooftop tomorrow evening and need not highly
because you haven't been home and about yeah eight weeks now.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And then tomorrow I've got afc.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh yeah, AUCKLANDFC plane new Castle, the Newcastle Jets. Yeah,
so back at home again after the under unbeaten run
of four.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, that's right, undefeated in the Finketty era. Is the
nice swar so nicely keep saying. And then we've got
the doobie as you're calling it, Gula next week.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
The Phoenix doobie. Yeah, we did a dream that there
could be a Wellington Phoenix Aukland FC final finale.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
It looks like it because us both setting at the
top of the table at the moment. How good would
that be?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That would be? That would be next level, It would
be amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
God, it would be amazing. And then Sunday Finals footy
what yar ossie rules?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah, I mean the pants Man taken on White Tuckery,
who we actually beaten all season to be fair, but hey, I.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Remember playing White Tuckerty and Underready five's and they were
they were dangerous. That's not they were dangerous because most
of them were dustman so they were like you know
I would called rubbish collectors where they basically run a
marathon every day and biff rubbish bins to each other.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, they were.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And they were wiry, hard, fast, fucking angry always useful.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Can I just just sorry to change the subject, just
quid please. The photo of the guy on the ac
socials with is that the guy that we saw.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Down in dned and then Dickinson?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, Jesus is that him? It looks like him.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
He looks that guy there that photo you're showing me.
He looks a bit young.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
To be, do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
He's got I don't know is it Stuart Dickinson.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
He's got an earring? And I remember that guy had
an ear ring, yeah, from Bruce Dickinson. Yeah, the leads
Iron Maiden pilot also flies planes. Yeah, we saw him
down in Dneda and me and g Lane when we
were you know, a few sheets to the wind just
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drinking one, yeah, sort of juices, you know, just sort of.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
All sorts of things, really point presentation FROs stitute And
boy did that guy have an He just had a
beautiful cover drive, didn't he?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It was the cover drive he was playing on the
ground at the luncheon interval as we were as well.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Let's let's just say that the people attending that match,
as I think Matt Heath described it, they all came
from the bus from Ravens down it was. It was
a very unusual looking group of people.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Sorry, fellows, what match was this? Andes two and sixteen?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
It was the very day that Chris Ken's got out
at his player X. He was commentating at the ground
and he got marched out of the ground straight to
the airport.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I remember that. So we were got struck by lightning.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yes, that's what we did.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Our plane got struck by lightning when we ended up
in a very interesting mental state by the end of
the afternoon. And they got the most unusual looking people
I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm not sure
if it was that. And then we got that taxi
with that role guy looked like an x A lodel
if you didn't tell what's happening with that guys?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I love the fact that every texting you get into
and dneed and you have to ask him about the
Bain family.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That's right, that's right. How come?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Also, whenever you guys are away and you know you're
just drinking, it tends to be some kind of situation
where someone looks a little bit like an of some
kind of water based creature. Yeah, we've had the shrimp
situation in Topo.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
This is a very similar situation, very similar to boot
on this one.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, and the near the x A Lottle. I've never
heard about the x A Lottle coming out of Dunedin,
that x.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
A Lottle that was driving the cape. We ended up
in a supermarket for some reason or a bottle store
with the X at. The x A Lottle drove us
to the bottle store. We went into it. We arrived.
So we arrived at at that day it was so good.
We arrived for a day of test cricket with a
chili bin laden full of one one two fives of
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vodka and also Jack Daniels I think, or some kind of.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I don't know why. We thought we would just walk
straight in with a chili.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
And they had ice and everything to make beautiful drinks.
We wanted some nice drinks. And the guy, the security
guy who opened up the thing goes, oh, I got
any alcohol in there, and we said, oh, we do actually,
and he goes, oh, how much And we said ah.
And he opened up the thing and there were three
one one two fives.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Of spirit and he goes oh and we said yeah,
and he goes, you always going to behave in there,
and he said, yeah, of course, and he goes, drinks
are bloody expensive, and you go, oh, what a.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Great news, yelling, and there goes he was a great man.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And then we went, yeah, were you commentating that down there? No,
he was just so he just let you in there,
like wow, we see what it was.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I remember have been very hot. I don't know if
it was me getting hot or whether it was the conditions,
but I remember that one stage.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Regulate my temperature for some reason. I remember that big hedge.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I just remember just the hedge was so cool, and
I remember just standing in the head and just putting
my face against the cool leaves of nature.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh boy, was that a day.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Didn't we get locked in a bar that night as well? No,
that was another time.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Can we take a break really quickly, please? Oh god,
and we're back. Yeah. I don't remember what happened after
we got back.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Did we?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No, that was another time, DNA. We got locked in
that bar. Oh yeah, yeah, the lock in the bar
with the Quenos queen queenies a queena.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
The Quenos, and we had the pinacolads. We drank the
bar out of pinacolades.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah yeah, and then the bar. Starf locked the door
and then said, you guys can make us drinks, and
I remember making them Swedish cocaine, if you had Swedish cocaine.
So you get a shots.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Of vodka, good vodka, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And then you slice up some lemonil you've got lemon
rounds like that, and then you put a line of
sugar and then a line of instant coffee across the lemon,
and then you you biffed the vodka and then you
suck the coffee and the sugar back through the lemon,
so you get the sugar high, the caffeine high, and
the vodka down your throat. And they were like, holy shit,
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it's a great photo of all four. I think might
have taken it of me just behind the bar there,
the big massive maschette chopping up all the lemons.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Why did someone do something terrible to the bathroom that night?
Someone soon topped the vomit in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
That was?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
That was? We know who that was? Was that the
same trip that swim up George Street?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
That was?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
We've got some great photos that blew both hammies or something.
It was getting a kebab and running across the road.
Both hamstring, same trip, same trip, very eventful. That was
also the House of Wattle. This is the house of waddle. Hello,
(18:06):
al right, okay here, all right? That is that it?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's you done?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I mean, I got nothing?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
What are you up to this weekend?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
So commentary Sunday.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Set day morning. Yeah, gotta I'll be umpiring some cricket.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You what clampire? Are you?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Thirteen year old cricket? What can I or you? Fun?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Are you funny?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I get the game going. I encourage everybody. I encourage
both my team and the opposition. If someone that's a
good shot, I say, a great shot and good cricket
all around. Come on, boys, let's keep this game moving. Yeah,
keep it moving.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
You've got to keep cricket games moving.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
A stupid bloody app, that stupid scoring app that drives
me nuts, CRICKETSQ.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Mate three branded. Isn't it to.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Remember? Crickets Q came along, really annoying app that they
shouldn't use because who cares about the stats? Like, actually,
who cares? It's the wrong They've got the wrong idea.
They've got the wrong idea about what the game's about.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Particularly anything under the age of sixteen. Okon who cares?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
As so some parents who are not there can look
live and see what the score is. They shouldn't be
allowed to. Who cares? And then looking back, like those
annoying kids that used to play with who used to
look at the stats all the time? Drive me nuts.
People like that, Jeff mane, Oh who cares? Who cares?
You knew how many wickets you've got? Yeah, like you
basically knew, and go and have a look at some point,
(19:36):
but who cares? So there I'll be doing that. And
then we have the Rock Hurrkie Annual Summit.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Oh yes, have you boned Heath out of X? He's
obviously not part of it anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's his last one real he claims it because he's
because he's part of the you know, the hurrarchy whatever
for the last however long this year he's allowed to go.
This was last year. Okay, what time is that kick off?
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That was going to be a boat. We're going to
go out on the boat for that. It's going to
be the first to give an aqua marine based one.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Roger and some concrete shoes.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
And Roger doesn't go. No, Roger doesn't go. Okay, do
you not invite, Roger doesn't go why not lives an audire?
I don't know. It can't be fucked And.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Can you make Heath pay this time?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yep, it's going to be actually a good point, and
I think we're going to make ourselves scarce at bill
paying time. So we've got that, and that normally goes
till about five in the morning. Yes, okay from lunch.
Are you kicking that off of lunch and the commentary?
Then I'm commentating on Sundays. So are you actually going
out on the boat. Yeah? Oh cool boat. Yeah, you're
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gonna have a big knight. Then it should be good.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
You've got any able seamen in that group though.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh yeah, Maules, Oh yeahs is a massively able seamen.
Males has already seen a photo through himself of what
looks a lot like Philip Polkinhorn actually said, this is
me in the galley. It's actually a Philip Pokinghorn. But
I'm just about to send the photo of Peter Palmy Walker.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
This is my I must admit, though, Oh Pocky had
a rocking pod.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Dad, Well, this is the photo of him. Here's a
rocking rocking pod.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Haven't taken the rocking pod that he was rolling. I
mean obviously he was a Yeah, he was at the
gym all night, working all day. I knew that meth
was good for you.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I think it can initially be, but then it sort
of goes to the pack after all. Reggie, yeah, chie, Yeah,
Riggie good wreck. Yeah, still does actually have a pretty
good RG.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Did you hear Reggie was on the met and no
one was surprised?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Did you hear about that? Believe it? Did you have
a photo of your pokinghorn's reg or not? Yeah? I
just putting it in there. Now. You're not going to just.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Hold up your fine, there's this where you see a
photo of your cat insteaders a little surprise.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I'm just googling hulkinghorn topless any anything, come up.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
It's good rig today, Jesus man in the seventies.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
A solid look at this. We need to get this mesh.
Oh fuck, that's a cheating rig.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Well, I mean he's obviously cheating.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah all that, Yeah, I mean everyone should have known.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
What point?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, he's little, he's little. You got a little man? Yeah,
he's little?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Okay, all right, that sounds like pretty good weekend of punishment?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
What are you doing Ji Lane, he's been in some
time of the family made or that's commentating credit.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
He's on the almond milk as well.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I'm housing Housing Pulster. You up forward at our house,
so it's going to be good bulls. You catch up
with him?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Have you looking for a pass up tomorrow night. I'll
be out from after the AFC.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
These guys will be stumbling off a boat at about
probably about some of the time.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
No, I think I might keep a white birth both
of you.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Actually, yes, it's all right, jud Lane. Sorry, Jerry will
be finding a huge to call off him by nine
o'clock to morow right. Oh, yeah, I've got I've got
a dance recital.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
You do.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
I have to dance this weekend. I thought some prayers. Yeah,
my daughter's got a dance recital. Is there anything more
boring than a kid's dance recital? That's one of the
worst I refuse that. I refuse to go along to
any dance recital.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
They're only on for like a couple of minutes, and
you have to sit there and watch, you around watching kids,
And there's always one that one. There's always one kid
that twerks like she's at a strip club and the
parents are so proud, and he.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Is like, well, that's if only I've never seen anything
that exciting you. I'm one of the dancers.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Are you doing a dad's dance?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh you know? Oh you're poor. How'd you get right
into that? Because some wife said that would be fun. Yeah,
but you say no, it wouldn't be And I'm not
doing it it, thanks very much. I like to do things.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Well, I tell you, I'll tell you what to do
to put a stop to that. It's getting nude, get
really drunk, get really drunk out there and strip. I'll
never ask you to dance about fake COVID test. No,
I think just go new kid.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, we'll do it with a bottle of wine from
the bottle. Yeah, okay, good look a bottle of Okay,
sh oh, you're poor buggerheading to do that? Where is
the recital of people want to come.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
And watch somewhere and we're talking Green Bay. I think
to rehearse for like two months or you can get
and there's just been rehearsals. There's a dozen of us,
a dozen of us. This is going to be one
of those.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
This is one of the things that was signed films
it and puts it on social media. It ends up
on the hero and they go, look at these dads,
Dads of the year.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, it will happen. Wll I feel for you if.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
It ends up on social media. Might let you go
if you're not a troop?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
No, They've had to put everyone in positions for certain dancers.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I have to help lift a guy. There's one guy, doggie.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Sorry, okay, this is you don't want to I said this,
I've said, I've said, this is the last year.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I'm not doing this. I'm not going to waste one.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
What do you mean you've done it before?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
This is the third time?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Oh my god, the.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Time I've lost some respeak for you.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I'm hoping to make my daughter proud, but she doesn't
give a of course she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
She's embarrassed. She doesn't want to see you done. I
don't know. That's the last thing she wants to see.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I've just done on them. I go watch my daughter
play touch. She makes me stand on the other side
of the field. Sometome embarrassing. I'm in a g banger.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I wonder what she'd be embarrassed? Then? Can we can
I push stop on this record? The last ten minutes,
the last fifteen, twenty YEP
Welcome to the Unnamed Podcast. Friday, the twenty ninth of
November twenty twenty four, A sec here, G Lane's here,
Rude is here, and measures here too.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
December this weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
All down the radio show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
G Lane, You've been very focused on the fact that's
December the next weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well, I'm in denial.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Two days away.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm in denial, Like the fact is on Sunday. It's
like in December. That's terrifying. It's terrifying because he's so
much Edmund in December. You know, you kind of love
it and you kind of hate it because there's a
lot of social gatherings. There's a lot of people wanting
to catch up, and then you've got the stresses of
your presence and Christmas and were going and summer holidays
and yeah, everything. I mean, the only advantage of December
(00:42):
is kicking everything to twenty five. I'm loving doing that.
People are like, hey, can you do this twenty five?
Do you buy presents in your family?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Gulane? Are you the prisent buyer? Ah?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So I'm responsible for other members, like the extended family,
but I also have to contribute, because if I don't contribute,
I e what do you think we should get?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Ah, okay, you know Frankie.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, like I just contribute somehow mentally, I have to
contribute to point.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's a bummer. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
And it's his birthday as well in the middle of it. Oh,
so I've got a birthday to worry about to tackle
as well.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, you just go Birthday Christmas combined. You can't do
Christmas book prison for her. You can't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, Now that's a real no note.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Even I used to have that. My birthday was on
the nineteenth of January. My parents always combined birthday and Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Did you get double WHEMI?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well yeah, they generally said, I will get you a
like a big like a big prison. Yeah, and I
generally get it on I get it at Christmas, and
that would be for birthday and Christmas, and then on
my birthday I wouldn't get anything really, just a lit
or something. No wonder you hate your birthday so much? Yeah?
And I hated my birthday. I never hated it. I
just never liked it.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Because everyone was away, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, yeah, totally, And they were, you know, because of
nineteenth of January in those days, was right in the
middle of the school holidays, and so I never had
a party or anything. You're quite close to the tories
twenty first January. Yeah, he's an Aquarius. I'm a Capricorn. See.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Look, that's see. I don't know any I don't know
any men who knows star signs, all the stars signs
in the day.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, of course, see you. Yeah, okay, let's test you.
You're a fucking wrong in April the twenty eighth.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
April the twenty eighth, April the twenty eighth as a
April the twenty eighth. No, I know what that is.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
It's a libra. It's not what you say tourists. I'm
a tourist, that's right, tourists. Yeah, me and Saddami saying.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm a tourist. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
What's your birthday?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Eighth to May Friday? Born on Friday the thaty of
course you will. Yeah, oh well we wrecked that one.
What about you, Mashi? What's your birthday?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Eighteen of August nineteen ninety nine? You are a Leo,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Look, stars signs? What I mean, what the fuck is
the star sign?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Can? I like, I know what a star sign.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's not really just the sign of the zodiac. Yeah,
but what does it mean? Who cares?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
This is why you've had no success with sexual female
and was over the last week World Lane because you
don't know your star signs. Mate. It does a lot
of heavy lifting love love signs. You know, you need
to know what you love man like for example, what
are you again to?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, I'm a ball Okay, two tourists have apparently really
hot six if they do it together, you would know that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
No, but I am slightly burnt by star signs. And
I mentioned on the show today that when I was
an underage drinker that was the one question that always
got me. When the bouncer would say whom you're born
and I'd say I'd make up a date like I'd
go August thirteenth or something, nineteen seventy whatever, and they go, oh, yes,
sweet star signed.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
They'll be like, yeah, what I.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Mean, I don't know starts sign. I haven't known my birthdays.
I've made it up.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's not your birthday. No.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, when I used try and get into pubs as
an underage drinker at the Helly Yeah, the Hilly Freeman's
cocktail bar.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, so your your most compatible delaying with scorpios. It's dancers, Pisces,
virgos and capricorns.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Say all of them. How many stars signs are there?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Heaps like like twelve or teen or something. So apparently
tauruses are practical independable. It's not true.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You see, this is why they bullshit.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
This is actually why they're bullshit. What is the best
love match? O? This one says that you're also a
Pisces and other tauruses. That's disgusting. That's that's in breeding.
Who do I match?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Was?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
If you don't mind me asking what are you again? Leo? Leo?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Because if you got up to someone like I don't
know at a bar and say, oh do you know?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You ask them what they starts on? Is g laying?
And they say I don't know a libra and you go, oh,
you are such a libra.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
But I mean you might as well. I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
It's there's way bitter more defining like she has. Are
you a ginger?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Years, that would be more of that would be more
kind of makes sense to me. Are you left handed?
You're right handed? Like they make They make more sense
than are you some star sign that's been made up
that's got some stupid name.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I use my lift from estimating and then my right
for everything.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Elxcuse me.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's the true true story. Okay. Leo's are known to
be unpassionate and uncreative. They're uncharismatic and fiery. Okay, they
have or are we talking about? They have negli personalities
and they crave the limelight.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay, I take it back. These are very accurate profiles.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
So the most compatible worth other pessive aggressive signs like aries,
Sagittarius and Libra.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's as good. I'm backing this up.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
These are that's all that's taken to you to be
back on the stage because.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It's described you dangerously accurately.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, would you describe me as passive aggressive?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yes, exactly, come down, but pave aggressive size like a
Sagittarius is librage, You and I and Aquarius. So you
and Vitry could have babies either whatever, great baby.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't know if you would. Victoria not too much
of an age. Get how old do you like a beer?
He's forty five five? Beer he's shaved recently, isn't he's
he trimmed up his beard. No, he's always got a
face like an armpit, always runs it flu he's in disguise,
he's running. It's like a real bad.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
SPI disguys what's he liding from?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Because everything, he's everything.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He is a handsome man. And I've seen him and
order you do, we're sure to kind of you know,
facial here and then I think that, you know, and
then everything it will just blow out. So does he
kind of like commit something to crime and then just go,
you know whatever to deal with this has just let
a beer grow out and no one to regnize.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Anyone who's grown a beard knows it's in terms of Edmund,
so much easier to grow a beard than having to
shave every day. Yeah, it's so much easier. And I
think he's just purely out of laziness. He goes on
goes coaching in India and England or whatever, often not
without his family, so he's not there to impress anyone
and just grows grows an armpt on his face.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I am amazed that his partner will put up with it,
because I mean, how does ana deal with your womb broom? Oh?
She hates this so much, Yeah, so so much. It's
a big it's a bold, it's a bold cool.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah. Look, it's one of the biggest contraceptives I've ever used.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
If only women could grow moo like that as a contraceptive.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah. No, I think her biggest bug beer about my
womb broom is when it gets so long that he
has start going into my mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Start eating that. Yeah, and it's hard not.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, that's probably one of the biggest bug beer for her.
And so you know, they'll give it a trim every
now and then.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But you know, also you get beer and and yours
has got all sorts of stuff in it. Yeah, like
mister twit, Yeah, it's a little bits of stuff. What's
your star sign again, ruder Taurus Taurus. Oh yeah, okay,
we've already done your one corn it's just the best one.
(08:21):
Saprole capra corn love match.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Come on, come on, Tauris, really, come on, tourists Taurus
and Virgo cancer Scorpio, Pisces tis a scorpio.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Hey, so what like why is it called stars signs?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Those?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And why is it something to do with.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
The stars, Because there's also another thing that I've heard about,
like you've got your star sign, but then you've also
got your rising or some ship. This is what which
want to tell me about sometimes, so you've also got
like rising where the moon was at the time you
were born.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Is this what women talk about when we're not around?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Generally in high heels and bocin and lingerie or something.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Right, No, that's just you mean to see.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So, so tolls will be is a scorpio quality the
one that I'm most compatible with. Oh yeah, Scorpio, Scorpio, piorpio,
Scorpio girls, scoopy or po the rock of my will Yeah,
rock of my world. You know what they say about scorpios.
Mm hmm. I don't know. You should. You need to
do a bit of research on that MESSI as totally
(09:33):
available to HW. There's other scorpios that you can probably
do some research on, I think, rather than for you.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
What's your partners start signing?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
She's eighteenth of December. Eighteenth of December Capricorn. She kept
corn that he's not really too into a star signs.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Capricorn capt Pricorn. You don't have to read out what
you're stitching up. You can just come of dates I
like that.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Hey, so what are you up to this weekend, meshy,
big weekend mate, smashing some dingers, going out parting till.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Four in the morning, smashing some fingers you say, yeah, dingers? Sorry,
yeah as well?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, yeah, this afternoon we're planning. We've got some cricket,
don't we.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Fellas to you guys to commentate yet on the commentat
for that No, on the panel for that one. And
then I've got tonight.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I think we're going now, don't we after the cricket
g lane, I know you've got Yeah, the wife gave
you the night off, so you're.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, absolutely yeah. I mean like a lot of credit
with her at the moment, so I will go out
three in the morning.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah, so we're all hitting now. It was exactly the
exactly the kind of thing that you will do tonight.
It is like just double down on already a dangerous situation.
I think did jury last night?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
What are the chances of you me and landing anything
up on coins rooftop tomorrow evening and need not highly
because you haven't been home and about yeah eight weeks now.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And then tomorrow I've got afc.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh yeah, AUCKLANDFC plane new Castle, the Newcastle Jets. Yeah,
so back at home again after the under unbeaten run
of four.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, that's right, undefeated in the Finketty era. Is the
nice swar so nicely keep saying. And then we've got
the doobie as you're calling it, Gula next week.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
The Phoenix doobie. Yeah, we did a dream that there
could be a Wellington Phoenix Aukland FC final finale.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
It looks like it because us both setting at the
top of the table at the moment. How good would
that be?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That would be? That would be next level, It would
be amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
God, it would be amazing. And then Sunday Finals footy
what yar ossie rules?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah, I mean the pants Man taken on White Tuckery,
who we actually beaten all season to be fair, but hey, I.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Remember playing White Tuckerty and Underready five's and they were
they were dangerous. That's not they were dangerous because most
of them were dustman so they were like you know
I would called rubbish collectors where they basically run a
marathon every day and biff rubbish bins to each other.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, they were.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And they were wiry, hard, fast, fucking angry always useful.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Can I just just sorry to change the subject, just
quid please. The photo of the guy on the ac
socials with is that the guy that we saw.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Down in dned and then Dickinson?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, Jesus is that him? It looks like him.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
He looks that guy there that photo you're showing me.
He looks a bit young.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
To be, do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
He's got I don't know is it Stuart Dickinson.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
He's got an earring? And I remember that guy had
an ear ring, yeah, from Bruce Dickinson. Yeah, the leads
Iron Maiden pilot also flies planes. Yeah, we saw him
down in Dneda and me and g Lane when we
were you know, a few sheets to the wind just
(12:46):
drinking one, yeah, sort of juices, you know, just sort of.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
All sorts of things, really point presentation FROs stitute And
boy did that guy have an He just had a
beautiful cover drive, didn't he?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It was the cover drive he was playing on the
ground at the luncheon interval as we were as well.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Let's let's just say that the people attending that match,
as I think Matt Heath described it, they all came
from the bus from Ravens down it was. It was
a very unusual looking group of people.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Sorry, fellows, what match was this? Andes two and sixteen?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
It was the very day that Chris Ken's got out
at his player X. He was commentating at the ground
and he got marched out of the ground straight to
the airport.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I remember that. So we were got struck by lightning.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yes, that's what we did.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Our plane got struck by lightning when we ended up
in a very interesting mental state by the end of
the afternoon. And they got the most unusual looking people
I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm not sure
if it was that. And then we got that taxi
with that role guy looked like an x A lodel
if you didn't tell what's happening with that guys?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I love the fact that every texting you get into
and dneed and you have to ask him about the
Bain family.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That's right, that's right. How come?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Also, whenever you guys are away and you know you're
just drinking, it tends to be some kind of situation
where someone looks a little bit like an of some
kind of water based creature. Yeah, we've had the shrimp
situation in Topo.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
This is a very similar situation, very similar to boot
on this one.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, and the near the x A Lottle. I've never
heard about the x A Lottle coming out of Dunedin,
that x.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
A Lottle that was driving the cape. We ended up
in a supermarket for some reason or a bottle store
with the X at. The x A Lottle drove us
to the bottle store. We went into it. We arrived.
So we arrived at at that day it was so good.
We arrived for a day of test cricket with a
chili bin laden full of one one two fives of
(14:58):
vodka and also Jack Daniels I think, or some kind of.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I don't know why. We thought we would just walk
straight in with a chili.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
And they had ice and everything to make beautiful drinks.
We wanted some nice drinks. And the guy, the security
guy who opened up the thing goes, oh, I got
any alcohol in there, and we said, oh, we do actually,
and he goes, oh, how much And we said ah.
And he opened up the thing and there were three
one one two fives.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Of spirit and he goes oh and we said yeah,
and he goes, you always going to behave in there,
and he said, yeah, of course, and he goes, drinks
are bloody expensive, and you go, oh, what a.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Great news, yelling, and there goes he was a great man.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And then we went, yeah, were you commentating that down there? No,
he was just so he just let you in there,
like wow, we see what it was.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I remember have been very hot. I don't know if
it was me getting hot or whether it was the conditions,
but I remember that one stage.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Regulate my temperature for some reason. I remember that big hedge.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
I just remember just the hedge was so cool, and
I remember just standing in the head and just putting
my face against the cool leaves of nature.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh boy, was that a day.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Didn't we get locked in a bar that night as well? No,
that was another time.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Can we take a break really quickly, please? Oh god,
and we're back. Yeah. I don't remember what happened after
we got back.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Did we?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
No, that was another time, DNA. We got locked in
that bar. Oh yeah, yeah, the lock in the bar
with the Quenos queen queenies a queena.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
The Quenos, and we had the pinacolads. We drank the
bar out of pinacolades.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah yeah, and then the bar. Starf locked the door
and then said, you guys can make us drinks, and
I remember making them Swedish cocaine, if you had Swedish cocaine.
So you get a shots.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Of vodka, good vodka, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And then you slice up some lemonil you've got lemon
rounds like that, and then you put a line of
sugar and then a line of instant coffee across the lemon,
and then you you biffed the vodka and then you
suck the coffee and the sugar back through the lemon,
so you get the sugar high, the caffeine high, and
the vodka down your throat. And they were like, holy shit,
(17:17):
it's a great photo of all four. I think might
have taken it of me just behind the bar there,
the big massive maschette chopping up all the lemons.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Why did someone do something terrible to the bathroom that night?
Someone soon topped the vomit in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
That was?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
That was? We know who that was? Was that the
same trip that swim up George Street?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
That was?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
We've got some great photos that blew both hammies or something.
It was getting a kebab and running across the road.
Both hamstring, same trip, same trip, very eventful. That was
also the House of Wattle. This is the house of waddle. Hello,
(18:06):
al right, okay here, all right? That is that it?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's you done?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I mean, I got nothing?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
What are you up to this weekend?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
So commentary Sunday.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Set day morning. Yeah, gotta I'll be umpiring some cricket.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You what clampire? Are you?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Thirteen year old cricket? What can I or you? Fun?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Are you funny?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I get the game going. I encourage everybody. I encourage
both my team and the opposition. If someone that's a
good shot, I say, a great shot and good cricket
all around. Come on, boys, let's keep this game moving. Yeah,
keep it moving.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
You've got to keep cricket games moving.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
A stupid bloody app, that stupid scoring app that drives
me nuts, CRICKETSQ.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Mate three branded. Isn't it to.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Remember? Crickets Q came along, really annoying app that they
shouldn't use because who cares about the stats? Like, actually,
who cares? It's the wrong They've got the wrong idea.
They've got the wrong idea about what the game's about.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Particularly anything under the age of sixteen. Okon who cares?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
As so some parents who are not there can look
live and see what the score is. They shouldn't be
allowed to. Who cares? And then looking back, like those
annoying kids that used to play with who used to
look at the stats all the time? Drive me nuts.
People like that, Jeff mane, Oh who cares? Who cares?
You knew how many wickets you've got? Yeah, like you
basically knew, and go and have a look at some point,
(19:36):
but who cares? So there I'll be doing that. And
then we have the Rock Hurrkie Annual Summit.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Oh yes, have you boned Heath out of X? He's
obviously not part of it anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's his last one real he claims it because he's
because he's part of the you know, the hurrarchy whatever
for the last however long this year he's allowed to go.
This was last year. Okay, what time is that kick off?
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That was going to be a boat. We're going to
go out on the boat for that. It's going to
be the first to give an aqua marine based one.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Roger and some concrete shoes.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
And Roger doesn't go. No, Roger doesn't go. Okay, do
you not invite, Roger doesn't go why not lives an audire?
I don't know. It can't be fucked And.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Can you make Heath pay this time?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yep, it's going to be actually a good point, and
I think we're going to make ourselves scarce at bill
paying time. So we've got that, and that normally goes
till about five in the morning. Yes, okay from lunch.
Are you kicking that off of lunch and the commentary?
Then I'm commentating on Sundays. So are you actually going
out on the boat. Yeah? Oh cool boat. Yeah, you're
(20:48):
gonna have a big knight. Then it should be good.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
You've got any able seamen in that group though.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh yeah, Maules, Oh yeahs is a massively able seamen.
Males has already seen a photo through himself of what
looks a lot like Philip Polkinhorn actually said, this is
me in the galley. It's actually a Philip Pokinghorn. But
I'm just about to send the photo of Peter Palmy Walker.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
This is my I must admit, though, Oh Pocky had
a rocking pod.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Dad, Well, this is the photo of him. Here's a
rocking rocking pod.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Haven't taken the rocking pod that he was rolling. I
mean obviously he was a Yeah, he was at the
gym all night, working all day. I knew that meth
was good for you.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I think it can initially be, but then it sort
of goes to the pack after all. Reggie, yeah, chie, Yeah,
Riggie good wreck. Yeah, still does actually have a pretty
good RG.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Did you hear Reggie was on the met and no
one was surprised?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Did you hear about that? Believe it? Did you have
a photo of your pokinghorn's reg or not? Yeah? I
just putting it in there. Now. You're not going to just.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Hold up your fine, there's this where you see a
photo of your cat insteaders a little surprise.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I'm just googling hulkinghorn topless any anything, come up.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
It's good rig today, Jesus man in the seventies.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
A solid look at this. We need to get this mesh.
Oh fuck, that's a cheating rig.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Well, I mean he's obviously cheating.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah all that, Yeah, I mean everyone should have known.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
What point?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, he's little, he's little. You got a little man? Yeah,
he's little?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Okay, all right, that sounds like pretty good weekend of punishment?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
What are you doing Ji Lane, he's been in some
time of the family made or that's commentating credit.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
He's on the almond milk as well.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I'm housing Housing Pulster. You up forward at our house,
so it's going to be good bulls. You catch up
with him?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Have you looking for a pass up tomorrow night. I'll
be out from after the AFC.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
These guys will be stumbling off a boat at about
probably about some of the time.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
No, I think I might keep a white birth both
of you.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Actually, yes, it's all right, jud Lane. Sorry, Jerry will
be finding a huge to call off him by nine
o'clock to morow right. Oh, yeah, I've got I've got
a dance recital.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
You do.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
I have to dance this weekend. I thought some prayers. Yeah,
my daughter's got a dance recital. Is there anything more
boring than a kid's dance recital? That's one of the
worst I refuse that. I refuse to go along to
any dance recital.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
They're only on for like a couple of minutes, and
you have to sit there and watch, you around watching kids,
And there's always one that one. There's always one kid
that twerks like she's at a strip club and the
parents are so proud, and he.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Is like, well, that's if only I've never seen anything
that exciting you. I'm one of the dancers.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Are you doing a dad's dance?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh you know? Oh you're poor. How'd you get right
into that? Because some wife said that would be fun. Yeah,
but you say no, it wouldn't be And I'm not
doing it it, thanks very much. I like to do things.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Well, I tell you, I'll tell you what to do
to put a stop to that. It's getting nude, get
really drunk, get really drunk out there and strip. I'll
never ask you to dance about fake COVID test. No,
I think just go new kid.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, we'll do it with a bottle of wine from
the bottle. Yeah, okay, good look a bottle of Okay,
sh oh, you're poor buggerheading to do that? Where is
the recital of people want to come.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
And watch somewhere and we're talking Green Bay. I think
to rehearse for like two months or you can get
and there's just been rehearsals. There's a dozen of us,
a dozen of us. This is going to be one
of those.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
This is one of the things that was signed films
it and puts it on social media. It ends up
on the hero and they go, look at these dads,
Dads of the year.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, it will happen. Wll I feel for you if.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
It ends up on social media. Might let you go
if you're not a troop?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
No, They've had to put everyone in positions for certain dancers.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I have to help lift a guy. There's one guy, doggie.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Sorry, okay, this is you don't want to I said this,
I've said, I've said, this is the last year.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I'm not doing this. I'm not going to waste one.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
What do you mean you've done it before?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
This is the third time?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Oh my god, the.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Time I've lost some respeak for you.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I'm hoping to make my daughter proud, but she doesn't
give a of course she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
She's embarrassed. She doesn't want to see you done. I
don't know. That's the last thing she wants to see.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I've just done on them. I go watch my daughter
play touch. She makes me stand on the other side
of the field. Sometome embarrassing. I'm in a g banger.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I wonder what she'd be embarrassed? Then? Can we can
I push stop on this record? The last ten minutes,
the last fifteen, twenty YEP
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