Rubbish Bin On Wheels - The Radio Show (December 2)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hierarchy Breakfast Show. Whatever you need for your next job.
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Us entertainment, sports and music that as available everywhere on
the I heard radio app Jeremy Wells on Radio Ducky.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Good morning, welcome along to the Hiderarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's Monday, the second of December twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
My name's Jeremy Wells. This is Meshi on the Buttons.
Holy Live Chick Chick one two Jesus Monday already.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Good morning Jerry, Morning Meshi and Morning executive producer Ruda.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Look.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I don't like to talk about backroom stuff, but Mash
was asleep thirty four minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, I'm quite heavy with that effort. Well done.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
He rung wrung me at five point thirty and he
goes woke up.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I was like, get yourself in here, young fella. B
to Mike an under thirty minutes or se zone. Do
you know what we had last night?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
We heard the UNI Blues AFL Grand Final Prize giving.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh yeah, last night I was hosting it.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
While I was hosting a couple of the awards at it.
It turned into quite the event. Hence the voice situation here,
but I was actually running a bit of a zero
pcenter situation actually, so you wo hats off to me?
As I say before the MIC's turned on, I almost
had to be a free weekend, will Is.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Can I just hear someone say hats off to me?
Hats now to me? I also understand, DREI you had
a massive weekend as well.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
No, not at all, very very moderate, very moderate, sort
of just you know, just right, got the balance right
over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I think you did a four a emitting you're on Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Night, Friday night, but that was so long ago that
there doesn't count as the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
It seems like a massive one four am.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, three for three? How big was your weekend? It's
that time of year, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
And is that time of year Christmas buddies, Yeah, you
got to celebrate. It's the most wonderful time of you.
Only twenty three days till Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
The Hurchy Breakfast already your darchy.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
So a bit of a disappointing cricket game over the
last four days. Would have been day five today, but
no New Zealand have lost to England the first Test
at Hegley oval, and you got to say it was
a case of dropping all catches, possibly than any other
Test team has ever dropped, certainly a Tier one nation.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Eight of them eight eight of them, yeah, eight eight
and one innings.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
So we had to take about eighteen wickets in that
first innings to get them all out. Yeah, I'd love
to know the conversations that were being had between the
bowlers and the fielders. What the conversations were after the
game boys, any danger of catching a thing?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I think that's how that conversation with mate Tommy Latham
tit's for hands. Oh else Philips dropped three? Yeah, so
good though.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
No, you know what the problem is is it's the
boys that usually catching that were dropping them.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
That's why I heard I think, wasn't it? You know,
do you agree with that? I think so.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I mean Tom Natham's got a great pair of hands,
Glen Philip's got a great pair of hands.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well, this is the thing ahead of time, you know,
down the road. I'm not too worried about their fielding
and their catching because I know that they can. So
it's not a massive issue. But it just did hurt.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Well luckily it hurt, and we've put together a montage
of all the drop catchers, which will hurt even more.

Speaker 7 (02:59):
Smith Brook slashed drop dropped at gully and it's Glenn Phillips.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
Is this going to cost them? And comes Smith full
slip and go again. Oh dropped at first slip by Latham.
Then comes Phillips quicker and that's in the air. Is
it a chance down at deep midwicket? The man in god,
Oh my god, Devin Conway was coming round from deep

(03:26):
square leg and he's dropped Brooke again. Then comes Smith
and he leans back and lashes it.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Another drop down Latham drops is another one that covers.

Speaker 8 (03:39):
It's his third catches dropped today the captain he's got
the dropsies and it's edged and drops again.

Speaker 9 (03:45):
God glean Phillips at gully and that was even simpler
than his first catchies drop chalking up number seven.

Speaker 10 (03:52):
And Harry Brook is openly laughing because this is comical.
This is a clown show.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
So Harry Brook made one hundred and seventy one. He
was dropped on eighteen forty one, seventy, one hundred and
six and one hundred and forty seven. Now there's no
stat for this, because if it was baseball, they'd be
a stat, but it's cricket, so they don't really have
drop catch stats. The hard one to do because some
catches that are harder than others. It's a tricky one.

(04:21):
But I would say that that is possibly the most
inuine's ever been dropped in a Tier one international game.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
So I don't know, three four, five, five five.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
In fact, at the press conference, they said what do
you think about that? And he said I was dropped
five times. Jesus, that was what he said the press conference.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh, Stokes was dropped on thirty. He ended up getting
eighty woo cars was dropped on five, he made thirty three.
I mean, that's that's embarrassing. Darkett was dropped on twenty three.
He only made four more runs. He only made twenty seven.
So adding all of those numbers up to thirty one,
two hundred and thirty one runs were scored after people dropped.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
It's quite remarkable. It's bristling. In fact, it's clearly psychological.
That's what makes it even more interesting.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
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Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh yeah, she's heavily insured sex twenty four on the
Hardechy breakfast here. Gilane joins us on the show this morning,
Morning Morning.

Speaker 8 (05:22):
Sorry, I feel we're just talking about how it could
potentially hire someone to steal meshes. Karen burn it out
in the white Heck, can.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You not say things about this on here please?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
He's worried about us talking about it on here. Ah okay,
because he thinks that then if something does happen over
these couple of days, the insurance company's going to go back,
have a listen to this break and go, oh look,
they're actually planning on doing it all along because I.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Was suggested to Mesh that he puts a sign on.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
The back of his car that says hit me yes,
and just someone just smashes into the back because it's
it turns out that it's insured for more than what
it's worth.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I'm not super stoked with this commisation.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
Need a victimless crime. They don't. You need to hit
a big ballard, you know, like that only you in
the car, but a ballard that's not move No what
I mean like no, if he.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
It's a baller, then they're going to go. This is
a setup. This is a setup. It needs it needs another,
It needs a third party.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Okay two thousand and two, Ford Focus. If anyone is
at all interested, sing out three three three.

Speaker 8 (06:15):
I'll get a cat. I don't like love that.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
This is breakfast.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
They Breakfast with Jeremy Wells available everywhere on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
A Radio Darchy six thirty on the Hiderachy Breakfast Time
for you.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Latest news headlines. Bus drivers are undergoing de escalation training
as more workers are attacked on the job. Two drivers
were assaulted within an hour of each other in Auckland
on Saturday night. Police are investigating the theft of several
items at christ Church is Hagley Oval on Friday night,
where the New Zealand versus England cricket test is being played.
Items stolen include media equipment, including two cameras belonging to

(06:53):
UK broadcast to Talk Sports.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Oh buck wow. If you listen to these headlines, you'd
think that the world was going.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
To hell in a handbaster and an acknowledgment, but no
panic around New Zealand's eight dropped catches in England's first
innings following their visitors eight wicket first Test cricket win
in christ Church, New Zealand captain Tom Latham who spilt
three catches himself, has been asked if surrounding such as
the nearby botanic gardens, can camouflage the.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Ball that is insulting.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
That is insult He says, dwelling on the issue could
be counterproductive to progress. The second test starts in Wellington
on Friday. It's one hundred percent psychological because these guys
they know that they can catch them like they good catches.
So it's just a moment that the ball goes off
the bat and it's the thought that you have before
you catch the ball. But the weird part is that,

(07:47):
as a person who's dropped a lot of catches myself
in my life, sometimes you'll think, oh, God, as soon
as the ball comes towards you, that God, don't drop it,
and you will still take the catch.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I've never ever thought that in my life, God, I
drop it.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
No, really, I feel like that's on a great first
thought to it's a terrible first thought.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, do you think that's no? I don't think so.
That's why you've never dropped a catch in your life.
I can't think of the last time I dropped a catch.
I always I can partner lots haven't dropped catch in
two thousand and two.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
I can think I know you dropped the ball most days.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Drop that's a different thing, though, gu Lane, we're not
here we're dropping the ball.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
No, I know that you dropped that very important catch,
that one catch that came down to you when you're
in your speedos and you're in the boundary. Out of
the back of that, out of the back of the sparpole.
Here it is here, even more flight down the ground.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Six drop mash from the Meat and Jerry Breakfast show
on Radio Headache.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Got some pants on, mate, that's a very public dropping.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
Yeah, slippery conditions though I must have met he came
out fully lubed up gulane.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Is it some support? Almost? Thank you mate?

Speaker 8 (08:48):
You still copped it up though, drop shot. Did you
blame it on the potanical gardens at the back of is.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Oh my god? Is it the pollen from the bota
they are They're kilometers away.

Speaker 8 (09:00):
There's still ten thousand people you have to worry about.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
It's not the botanical gardens. It's definitely not the botanical guards.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
The Hocky breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Archy acc hit g lanes in this morning.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Now should we have the shy music this morning for
todasan history or do we go to the d MB.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Oh, DMB is definitely a back half of the week
kind of thing. You don't want to be starting a
week with DMB unless you're coming off the weekend and
you've had a first full of dingers.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Well, she had a first full of dingers.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
We'll go.

Speaker 8 (09:31):
Off, We'll take uges off. There you.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
The history of to day will Jeremy James Drummond.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
As well as sucks the size of many pupil I know.
Nineteen twenty seven the first Model A Forward was sold.
The price was a three hundred and eighty five YUS
dollars nowjusted for inflation, that is a very reasonable eleven
thousand turn in sixteen New Zealand dollars.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
No wonder it sold so well?

Speaker 8 (10:00):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Ninety fifty two, first human birth televised to public on
KOATV on Denver, Coloradoo.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Interesting, isn't it? With births like great moments obviously.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
But not something you share with the world.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
No, that's the thing, nobody, It's not something with all
the technology and the way that cameras have gotten into
all of our lives, that's not something that's ever. There's
no demand for that to be shared more. Yeah, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (10:29):
Yeah, in the antenatal class, I remember they put the
VHS in and made everyone sit around and watch a
water birth, and then I saw something float to the
top of the water. Excuse me, Yes, it is okay
that happens. And I was like no, I wasn't the
only one. There were other dads going thanks, thanks, Lane, you.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Should not be allowed to an anti natal class.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Ninety ninety two Q happening.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Batsman John Wright becomes the first and he's only to
make five thousand test runs when he scored fourteen and
the second and horn first days to kids Sri Lanka.

Speaker 8 (11:02):
His nickname shake Right. Do you know why he was
called shake right? Yes, he just used to check all
his gear into his hard coffin and just give it
a shake and then slam it shut.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
And nineteen eighty two, the first permanent artificial heart was
successfully implanted and retired in IND's called Barney Kak and
he lived for one hundred and twelve days. That's something.
Nineteen eighty eight Naked Gun, the movie based on TV's
police Squad premiered Nice Beaver.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I just had a stuff to let me help you
with that.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
In ninety seventy eight, Neil Diamond and Barbara Streisan's Dewet
You don't bring me flowers at number one.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
You don't bring me flowers, you don't sing me love song.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Bab your heart, Let's talk to me. My serotonin is
at an all time this is not helping.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Ah, beautiful Babs and Neil Diamond saw a video of
Neil Diamond of the weekend actually at some theater that
he was at. I don't know where it was in contexts,
but then people they were singing Sweet Caroline and he
was up on the balcony and he did a version
of Sweet Caroline for the crowd.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I don't think he's that well, Neil Diamond, but still
he belted it out dangerously old.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah. Birthdays today.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Monica sellis the Yugoslavian American tennis player.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
She was born in nineteen seventy three.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Nate Mendell an American bassist for the Food Fighters born
in Richland, Washington fifty six today. And Lucy Lou American
actress born in nineteen sixty out and Nelly Fotato born
in nineteen seventy eight, Nelli Fittado.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
She learned large over the late nineties. Red and there
we go. That is today in history.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yesterday tomorrow too happened.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
The hood Achy Breakfast on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
So Christmas is coming up twenty what three days? Three days?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yes, it's the second of December today, so people will
get excited about Turkey and of course Thanksgivings just being
over the weekend. And as a result of that, there's
been an advisory that's come out of Utah because people
have been attempting to brine their turkeys in the Great
Salt Lake in Utah, makes sense, Salt Lake City, Yeah, well, unfortunately,

(13:21):
the amount of saline, the amount of salt in the
Great Salt Lake is far too much to actually Brian
New Turkey. And also they've had to issue a provisor
and advisory that says, please don't brin your turkey's in
Salt Lake because not only is it dangerous because there
might be a storm that might there are dangerously sized
waves that whip up across the Great Salt Lake. Also

(13:45):
it's too salty. It's too salty, it's all ruin your turkey.

Speaker 8 (13:48):
Can you have too much salt in the brine?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I think so, okay, I wouldn't be drinking from the
Great Salt Lake.

Speaker 8 (13:55):
You've got to do something with a turkey there, because
it's a terrible bird. Terrible bird, full stop eating and
looking at.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
It's running. About a month ago actually having Byron Bay
with a wild turkey. That just what they do not
They are cheeky things. They will come and they'll ruin
your They'll ruin your beach day. A turkey over there.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
Oh gross. And they got like spar elbow skin hanging
from their mask.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
They're really really annoying birds. Actually, we ended up calling
one of the people that were away with the turkey.
We realized that that was her spirit bird. Oh really,
she's very much like a turkey. She'd sort of get
in there and just ruin your barbecue sort of thing.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
It's a great nickname. This turns up gold turkey gobbles everything.
The wild turkey loves the gobble. You know how you
you know you catched a gobbler a turkey. So they
sleep on the fence posts at farms and then you
go up behind them and just grab them by the
neck and tip them upside down and then they can't
do anything. Maps are down, holding by their feet and

(14:55):
then you're done.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
I feel like that's what you do to it.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
There's some way that you can do that to a
chicken as well, where you turn it upside down, it
just paralyzes it.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
So they sleep on fence posts so they're super thick.
But my Instagram feed Thanksgiving has just been and Americans.
I don't know if it's just me, but I've dwelled
on a lot of disaster videos on my on my phone.
But Americans deep fry their turkey in a huge vat
of hot boiling oil outdoors under a burner, and they

(15:22):
lower it and you gotta lower it really slowly because
if you lower and splash it, the oil catches on fire,
and basically it's an oil bomb. So basic, My phone
is full of This is my algorithm on my Instagram
at the moment. Big hits from leg what sorry, big hits,
Hit hits from legs. The next one is naked ye
semi naked people and people's deep fried turkey buckets catching

(15:46):
on fire.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I would just go that as you described in three ways,
that is totally you.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
But I don't know how like I don't look up
all that kind of semi naked content.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
It just appears.

Speaker 8 (15:58):
But obviously somehow works out that I dwell a couple
of seconds longer.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I imagine with the big teas in the middle ones here,
it's more than a couple of seconds.

Speaker 8 (16:09):
You can't wipe it. Now, I've got a new function.
You can clear your algorithm.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
You should have told me that three years ago.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
The Breakfast Aladyo.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
A Lane joins us on the show this morning, coming
up after seven, we're going to catch up with Ben
and Alex.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Did they manage to walk in a straight line from
Dargaville to fun at a Well.

Speaker 8 (16:30):
That's right. They were getting bothered by a few bit
of bovine a few streams rivers. Bush had a lot
of trouble with thick Bush.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
I wonder if they came across any wild turkey on
the way through. Oh yeah, because they were struggling to sleep.
Last time we spoke to them, they had three hours sleep,
and there were some questions around what they've done to themselves.

Speaker 8 (16:50):
Yes, there's friendship issues, because yeah, there's some things you
do in front of your friends and there's some things
you don't.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Don't look at me like that. Would you've done something?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You gave me the look. I was like, what have
I done in front of you? But I shouldn't have.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
I think it's Gilaine looking at you because he knows
that he does everything.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
In front of his friends in the post, you know.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
But there's look, there's some things that even g Lane
doesn't do in front of the stream.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's right, really yep, like what, well, we'll get into that.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
After seven plus the radio had Occupie anger steak and
jalapeno cheese. We'll tell you how he can win five
thousand dollars. And have you got a worse carbon mash?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well, hang on, no, you're not. You're not going to
get into that because then, no, we haven't talked about this.
We're not talking about this.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Has anyone got a worse carbon mash out there? Two
thousand and two? Forward focus?

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Okay, all right, nope, no, it's so uncool though, well, no,
so uncool.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Well it's in purple, but purple two.

Speaker 8 (17:45):
Thousand and two, like anything earlier than that is kind
of retro cool, like oh like look at that dat's
in or look at that courtina. This is in the
middle ground of just so uncool.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeahfo we had a huge weekend this week in its
very low so just careful.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Sorry. This is the Hardy Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Good on yours, The Whodarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells a
Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Plus entertainment, sport and music. There available everywhere on the
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Speaker 3 (18:18):
It's nice to have you with us this morning on
the Hierarchy Breakfast. It's the second of December. She's a Monday, December. Yeah,
do you know what that means? That means it's summer,
also incally summer. Shuck it into neutral, kick everything to
twenty five.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
That's what I do.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yeah, well we've had that neutral since July.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Yeah. But the thing is you can't legitimately kick it
to twenty five until December. So when someone says, hey,
i'm should we catch out a plan, Let's kick it
to twenty five.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
This is the thing about New Zealand, doesn't it. Act.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
We'll talk about this later on, but because of the
way that the holidays fit with Christmas and the New
Year holiday and everyone going away for summer, it means
that basically December's are right off. Yeah, January's are right off,
so every every is it just the southern hemisphere because
of the northern hemisphere, it's not quite the same.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
They only have one month of right off.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
Yeah, that's June around June July, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I think August is that August is there right off
month right.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
Well, that means that effectively we're a country that's productive
for just ten months a year.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yep. Makes sense of why we're really struggling.

Speaker 8 (19:21):
Still, Mash's struggling.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Wouldn't have it any other way. I'm struggling, all right, boys,
good morning.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
He was productive on the weekend. He's a but too
productive in the weekend. That's meshis proa Okay.

Speaker 8 (19:32):
I see he does look pale and gaunt.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
He worked very late hours on the weekend. But you
boys are being so nice and kind about it, so
thank you for that.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Then, I say, worked, ladies, doing a lot of word,
a lot of sweeting.

Speaker 8 (19:43):
Yeah, just hammering away bangles on.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
The tools, on the tools, al right, on the tool Okay.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
They breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Basic sear It.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Glane joins us on the show, and I know you
said you don't want to rake over the coals, do
you know, I don't.

Speaker 8 (20:03):
I wanted to stay positive. I wanted to stay positive,
but I'm happy to rake over a little bit of coal.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Well, has there ever been a case of worst drop
seas an international cricket than what happened in the last
four days at Hagley Oval.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
That's a question I have for you.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
I don't believe there is. And you know what, there's
actually no stats on drop catches because it doesn't feature
in any you know, it's not like a it's not
a hard stat. You can't tell where the drop catch is,
a good one, a bad one. No one's really recorded,
so you can't go onto stats Guru and Cricket and
Fox and type in most amount of drop catches.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
No, And to be fair to international cricketers, the standard
of drop catch over time has increased nowadays. If you
get a hand now, those people take catches just off
the ground that would in the nineteen seventies and nineteen
eighties would have been considered great catches, classic catches. And
now even Glenn Phillips with that crazy diving catch that
he took after dropping a whole heap, well, I mean

(20:58):
that was you would say, one of the greatest catches
of all time. Yeah, absolutely, And people would have been
talking about that for years and years and years and
years and years back in the nineteen eighties. However, nowadays
that's probably just amongst the suite of other great catches.

Speaker 8 (21:09):
Yeah, and think of the outfield catchers people catching one hand,
they're flicking it behind their back and then jumping back
and field and catching it.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
That.

Speaker 8 (21:16):
I mean, it's got to the next level. But it
was pretty pretty hard to watch.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
It was.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
It wasn't I tell you. Executive producer Ruder he is.
He's deeply upset. He's gone into a funk.

Speaker 8 (21:26):
He has he has. I had to take it on
and let's not break over the cold too much. He's
stayed positive.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, he's gone into such a funk though that he's
started writing songs to try and get over it.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
Smith and to Brock Slash. Oh I drop dropped at
Gully and.

Speaker 8 (21:41):
Glenn Phillips is a drop gonna cost them?

Speaker 11 (21:44):
Early in the Test match, things were looking sweet England
seventy one four.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
They were heading for defeat.

Speaker 11 (21:54):
That's when something started started to go wrong. One went
down and two went down and three before too long
I'm quite a calm person. But when they got to five,
remote control went through the TV.

Speaker 8 (22:12):
Early Friday night bills and in the air is it
a chance? Down at deep midwork at.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
The god you, oh my god, Davin Conway dropped Brooke again.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
Catches, they dropped, catches, they.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Dropped splashes, drop.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Ches.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
Oh they dropped as.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
Third catches dropped today the captain catches, Oh what they dropped?

Speaker 9 (22:42):
And at age they dropping god on clean phillips at
gully and that was even simpler than his first catch
was dropped chalking up number seven And.

Speaker 10 (22:52):
Harry Brook is openly laughing because this is comical. This
is a clown showy.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Good, executive producer Ruder, very good. See that's the way
to deal with your disappointment. Take take to a song,
Grab the guitar, Take to a song. So Harry Brook
made one hundred and seventy one, dropped on eighteen forty one, seventy,
one hundred and six and one hundred and forty seven.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
It's tough to watch. It was tough to watch, but hey,
upwards and onwards the World Test Championship. It's over. We
can just without the shackles of that pressure. We can
go into the basin reserve and unleash.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
I also just want to say welcome along to the
Cats boys that are listening this morning, because I know
we've got a couple of them that listen to the
show Love.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
You've got it, you've got to take it. You got
to approach these things heat on, Mashi, and if you're
dealing with a bit of humor, I think it's the
only way of doing it. So I'm sure that the
video session afterwards was pretty grim.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Can you imagine watching those that wouldn't feel good?

Speaker 6 (23:44):
The Ducky Breakfast all Radio Hodary.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yes, if My Love Making was a song, that would
be how it ends every single time.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
Like that, really three minutes in total.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Three minutes in total, and then a fantastic.

Speaker 8 (24:05):
Finale, frantic, a frantic last kind of ten to fifteen seconds, but.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
With rhythm, a feeling unlike you two now, Meshi, you
were saying earlier before you need a new car.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, well know years I was saying that. I was
saying that after an absolute pylon from you boys saying
I've got a bit of a shitter.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Wow, you've got a car that normally would be you'd
see maybe an eighty nine year old women drive.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 5 (24:34):
It's a two thousand until I believe Ford focus the
cheer model, which means it has the upgraded interior and.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
What color.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Navy blue?

Speaker 5 (24:43):
I'd say, but it's been the sun for so long
at this point that it's become a little bit.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
It's got a purpleish shoe.

Speaker 8 (24:48):
It's got a purple rinse.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
It's oxidized heavily. Yeah, it's been heavily oxidized over the years.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
It's a tough one.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
I got it actually off colleague of ours, Joe Jury,
a few years ago, which is about the equivalent of
having it getting buying it off a kind of old
lady driver from the North Shore.

Speaker 8 (25:03):
So okay, So look it's clear that you've got it
heavily insured. So we just now need to come up
with an idea because no one's going to buy it,
so we need to come up with an idea. And
you said earlier that look, I'm happy to crash it,
but we need but we need a third party. And look, listen,
I don't like I'm not saying I'm not condoning yet

(25:24):
because you don't want to have third party involved of
you know, and hurt someone. But I mean I'm going
to throw out potential animals that you could collide with.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
This this conversation is actually my insurance is already didn't
buried after this one conversation as it is. I think,
isn't it well, aren't you gonna wat for your own animal? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (25:39):
Look, I mean all you have to say is you
would you were just I'm not saying hit it, that's
the way. That's a bit crawl. I'm saying I'm happy
for my cat to run across the road. You swerve, first, book,
you swerve, you have them as well. You swerve, and
you had an immovable ballard, that're not going to do it.
You won't have to replace that.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, no one else gets hurt.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
No one else?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
All am I playing along with this?

Speaker 12 (26:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I'm not running into a movable baller.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
No.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
I think this is a smart message. And I mean
the other thing is will put you in a crush
on it? Yes, and we'll set you up so you're
going to be safe. All right, You're going to be safe.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
That's the main thing. It's totally safe. There's one hundred
percent safe.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
We'll shut the road down, shut no.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Kids around there's no other people. Just Gilane throws his
cat out across the road. I swear you don't have
the cat.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
Yeah, many, you won't kill many. If you do, then
it's good.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
But anyway, but no, that's not what's the point.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
That's not the point. So then you swerve and create
some skid marks. I think that's important.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
Yes, you need to put it, put on the brakes.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
And then so we've got to find a place that
has a ballard in the right spot.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
The skid marks is gonna be an issue. I need
for new ties according to my wife that I tried
to get.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Oh okay, well you need to get some new ties
because otherwise then if the lts A have to investigate this,
and they're going to say, but it was actually.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Your fault, so we need to cover all bases. Well sorry,
If they investigate this this, they're going to identify the
tires as an issue. I think they might identify the
fact that we've videoed it, broadcasted it and discussed it
on and we're going to delete this voice breaker?

Speaker 8 (27:10):
What about what about a park car incident? What about
stationary vehicle? Something else drives into it? You know that
happens quite a lot, you know, to happen to your
partner when someone just sideswiped the car and drove off
and it was just on the side of the road.
So why do you just do that?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
So if I leave my car, you know, on the
side of the road for long enough, I think this
place is in Auckland as well. I think if you know,
you leave it there outside long enough that to make
you broken into to steal my car.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Dot com or something who can come along and steal
your car? You put a sign on it and then
just say make sure that when you do steal the
car and burn it out, you get rid of the sign.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, take the sign with you. Yeah, there got to
be some way around it.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I mean the two thousand and two forward focus, our
main point was, actually, does anyone out there have a
worse car than you paid fifteen hundred bucks for it?
You claim that it's worth more now than what you
paid for it.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Well, it's insured for sluting more than what I paid
for it, but it cost me about one thousand bucks.
Everyone in a fitness so I'm having the world's worst
time man, and thank you for your sympathy.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Boys.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
Is there a worst car online?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
By yeah, I'm looking here two thousand and ford, two
thousand and four Forward Focus.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
This is not the gear model. Well, that's nice and new.
This is four thousand, nine hundred asking price.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
This one here two thousand and four, three thousand, This
one here is a two thousand and three two thousand,
five hundred. But they are all in make condition, they've
not been oxidized.

Speaker 8 (28:25):
And also they're all newer. Yeah, the cat doesn't go back.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
You've plopped it.

Speaker 8 (28:30):
Seeing cars don't go back as.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Far as you is.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Apparently Mesh has only done one hundred and seventy thousand
one person. I blame Joejoe for that, the previous owner, the.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
Hod Achy Breakfast already, hod Achi.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
We're trying to work out a plan for Mesh's two
thousand and two Forward Focus, which needs to go.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Why are you making it sound like we need to
come up with a plan. Boys, My only option right
now and as where I am in life, is actually
to hold onto this vehicle. So I think you, guys,
I appreciate what you're trying to do here in terms
of help me out, but this vehicle's all love got boys.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Well, I don't know. Borrow Bike was actually my e
bikes worth more than your car, is not? I just
sort of realized that I paid foury three hundred for that.

Speaker 8 (29:03):
E bike, Julane, my laptop is with movie.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Oh no, you're going to jump in on this as well.
Are you read of? What have you got this with
more than my car? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Well, I'm just trying to give you some ideas because
my car once was stolen by a I believe a mithed.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Up drug dealer at one point. But yeah, they took
the car.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
I wasn't that keen to get it back, knowing that
he had been through my car and taken all my
stuff and it had been taken by the police to
a panel beater. And he was like, can I just
ask your question before we assist this car? Do you
want the car back? Like, because we could repair it,
but do you want the car back or do you
just want to leave it? And I said, I mean,
I'd quite happy to leave it. And so he just

(29:43):
went around and goes looks to me like they drove
it into some trees because it's all scratched along the top.
That's going to be a full body reap. There's about
seven grand. What about this ignition? Hit or that's probably
about another. I think we're starting to write this thing off.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
What do you reckon? And I was like, yeah, absolutely,
that's wrote it off.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
And that is why everybody pays huge insurance premiums. Yeah
right there, right right?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Can you put me in touch with that person?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Only a hand from that person is why we are
paying huge That and the Cross Church quakes the reason
why we are paying a huge insurance premium.

Speaker 8 (30:15):
And flood and floods.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Other bloody nature and ruder are the two problems. Okay,
is that enough about my car boys? No?

Speaker 8 (30:25):
I think we've got plenty more on that.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
No, I don't think we do. Oh this is good.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
There's ticks coming and people are offering to swap it.
I'll swap my Falcon wagon. It's a bit of a
rough bucket, but she'll be right for a bog. Do
you want to swap a Falcon wagon?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
What is that a bit of information?

Speaker 12 (30:41):
True?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Because there might be actually a tick that I do
want to stop it for at some point here.

Speaker 8 (30:45):
I'll swap you my whole ridden inflatable techer kit. You
it's a boat. It's an inflatable boat. I reddled with
holes though.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Okay, I've heard you talk about this boat countless times. No, okay,
that's a hard note.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
In fact, there's about the one thing in this world
that is worth least than my car I've got.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I've got a spear wheelibin. Yeah, you know, a council wheeliban.
I'll swap that with you. I don't need that as
a red one. I've already got one.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
I got five nerf guns, no bullets, but five nifkins do.

Speaker 12 (31:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, okay, that has an old set of golf clubs.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, swap with you. I'll take that car off your
hands for an old set of golf clubs. I take
it away for you. Seriously, I'll take it away for you.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Please do, please do take it away. I'll take it
away from three three three? What are we asking people?

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Have you made love in this vehicle?

Speaker 12 (31:37):
Me?

Speaker 8 (31:37):
Yeah, I'll sit you. Oh great, No, that's with nothing. Yeah,
it's written off al ready.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
They don't call it a Ford gear for nothing. Oh
is there you pronounce it?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Someone wants to know if I'm up for a wife swap. No,
I'm not swapping my wife a wife, but I'm not
swapping my partner.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
No texture that's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Entertain sports and the available everywhere on the radio app
Journey Wells on radio, I heard.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Seven thirty on the Hardakey Briekfast time for the latest
news headlines. A significant increase in the number of people
taking money from their Kiwi Saver to make ends meet.
IOD data shows four one hundred members withdrew their savings
in September due to financial hardship.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Can I do that? Maybe you can do that? Meshies
for your car? Why jokes are so? Can I actually
do that? Yeah? Really well, I had to be first
time in retirement. It's the hardship. It's the hardship.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
Hardship level.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yep, I've got a hardship. No sorry, I'm in a hardship.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Big headline that's disgusting and investigation is underway into an
engine issue which caused an in New Zealand flight between
Wellington and Sydney to divert to Auckland to plan experience
an issue an hour into the flight before landing safely
in Auckland around five point thirty pm last night.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Is also an investigation underway to an engine issue in
a two thousand and two forward focus Right now, I
believe at a local mechanic here at Auckland because it
can't pass its Wath and.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Max fstap and has one Formula One penultimate race of
the season in Qatar. Starting second, the Champion Elect took
the lead off the line and held on to finish
ahead of Charla Cleare and Oscar Piastre.

Speaker 8 (33:11):
Damn it. I had money on Norris to win that,
God damn it. And Liam Lawson came fourteenth struggling a
little bit the last few races.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Came out of the gates firing, didn't.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
He Yeah, he doing fingers and all sorts. He was
good to see he's still there though.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, he's still in there.

Speaker 8 (33:29):
Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Up next, let's talk to Alex from the Straight Line Challenge.
See how he got Sea he went, see if he
got to fung at A from Dargavill on a straight line?

Speaker 8 (33:39):
Well did it turn into breakback Mountain.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
Breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Already stay here.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Glan joins us on the show this morning and also
joining us on the show as Ben, one half of
the duo.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Have been walking in a straight line for Movember from
Dargaville to fun at A Ben. Have you done it.
Have you walked in a straight line from Dagaball to Fugaday.

Speaker 12 (34:06):
Yes, we have.

Speaker 13 (34:07):
We managed to successfully complete the challenge and we finished
at about three o'clock on Saturday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Okay, so you were planning on finishing on Friday, is
that right?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Did you run into a few challenges?

Speaker 13 (34:20):
Yeah, we were planning on finishing on Friday, but I mean,
to be fair, we're just happy we finished even on Saturday.
There was heaps of challenges, the main one being the river,
but we came up against we came up against about
five or six other like small rivers that we weren't
prepared for.

Speaker 12 (34:37):
The white oil was the white ol.

Speaker 13 (34:39):
We were expecting, but the other ones we had no
idea about it.

Speaker 12 (34:43):
That threw us off a bit.

Speaker 8 (34:44):
What about any wildlife? What was your closest wildlife encounter?

Speaker 13 (34:48):
Yeah, we went through probably over forty fifty different cow
paddocts as well. Quite a few were filled with bulls too. Yeah,
there was one right at the end actually where there
was I think it was only bulls and we were
actually scared, but we managed.

Speaker 8 (35:04):
To get for it. Did you have any procedures in place?
Did there? Was it just panic and run, like, if
a ball was coming at you, did you have any plan?

Speaker 13 (35:13):
Yeah, if a ball was coming our plan was actually
to take our packs off and like throw them in
the air and hope the bull would go for the
pack and then try and step out the hay.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I'm not sure that's a good plan.

Speaker 12 (35:23):
You didn't, Yeah, done with you? No, how we didn't.

Speaker 13 (35:26):
But we're just we were just three jazz's.

Speaker 12 (35:28):
With not much clue what we're going on to.

Speaker 13 (35:30):
None of us had just none of us had grown
up on a farm or anything.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
And how how about the interpersonal relationship between between you
and Alex?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
How did that go?

Speaker 12 (35:40):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (35:41):
Look, there were times when we were both getting you know,
but we're all low on sleep and tired and you know,
getting a bit angsy. But other than that, you know,
we were all helping each other out the whole way,
and it went really well.

Speaker 12 (35:54):
And we're just glad we got it done for Darryl.
So it was a pretty cool moment at the end.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Oh, nice one.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
And I bet that sleep on Saturday night and a
proper bed would have been a beauty.

Speaker 12 (36:03):
Oh, it was unbelievable. I think we all hurt the
pillows and went straight to sleep in about two minutes.

Speaker 8 (36:10):
So being obviously the challenge is you aimed to not
move twenty five meters either side of the line. Did
you manage to do that?

Speaker 13 (36:18):
So it's quite hard to tell exactly because the GPS
we are following doesn't tell you exactly how far you're
off the line.

Speaker 12 (36:24):
It just has a little scale on.

Speaker 13 (36:26):
The We think maybe at one point we straight about
thirty meters off the line, which is still means we've
completed it, but not like to the highest tier.

Speaker 12 (36:36):
It still gives us a pretty good rank.

Speaker 13 (36:38):
But other than that, that was the only point we strayed,
and it was actually because we didn't want to walk
on this farmer's crops, So we still think we did
the right thing.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
There we're talking to Ben, who walked in the straight
line from Dargavill too fung at a. So will you
be attempting another straight line challenge?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Ben?

Speaker 12 (36:58):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (37:00):
Look, not in the near future, I don't think, because
that was we've all got our bodies have come out
on the other side not looking the best. We've got
quite a few cuts and bruises and stuff like that. Potentially,
you know, in the far future, we do plan on
keeping our Instagram page up and doing other sorts of challenges.
Whether they're going to be a straight line challenge, We're

(37:21):
not sure, but I guess we'll see what happens and
go from there.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
And the other question I got for you, Ben, so
when you arrived and Fanga were there, were there were
there crowds of people there to welcome you.

Speaker 13 (37:33):
Not not crowds, but you know, a few of the
boys came and packed us up and we went back
and had a couple of beers and.

Speaker 14 (37:38):
That was it.

Speaker 13 (37:41):
We were planning a big night, but I didn't really
manage to get there, fell asleep early.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Okay, Well, I imagine those beers would have tasted quite good.
Good on you, Ben, nice to talk to you, and
and love to Alex as well.

Speaker 12 (37:52):
Awesome, Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
All right, thanks very much, so Ben and Alex to
raise money for November on those boys the day.

Speaker 6 (38:02):
Breakfast with Jeremy Wells Aladio Archy.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
I see that the Anger steak and Jlipinno cheese pie
made by the Legends at Dad's Pies is on the shelf.

Speaker 8 (38:12):
Finally being by pie July how six months ago? Yeah,
that's right, that's how long. That's how good this pie is.
It's been six months in the making. They got the
recipe perfect.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
It took us a long time to suss it out,
mainly because the Hurdocky listeners couldn't decide what it was
going to be. Okay, and then they decided, then we
we prefect that the recipe. Dad's Pies came back and forth.
But I'll tell you what, it's a very good pie.
And I've been told by the people at BP that
at while being Cafe that it's been selling very very well.

Speaker 8 (38:45):
Right, you got to get in early because I go
past the while being on my way to work and
most pies are smashed by six thirty.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
So you can get it.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
The Angus steakn Jilipinio cheese pie, the Hudacke pie at
BP while being cafes, select the supermarkets and dairies. And
the other thing is if you take a photo with
the pie eating the pie, and I suggest as well
taking a photo with a little bit of the wrapper
on it, so we know that it is in fact
that pie.

Speaker 8 (39:12):
Get creative as well, I imagine, make it stand out.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah, if you take a photo you could be into one.
Potentially you could be into win five thousand dollars. You
just need to share that photo on the socials taking Radiohocky.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
In these in your car five thousand bucks?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I mean, boys, am I able to get my name
in the ring for this one? Well?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Look, it wouldn't be the first time that someone has
shoehorn themselves into a radio Hurdocky competition.

Speaker 8 (39:38):
Yeah, particularly a cash price. I'm looking at you, former
driver sucously.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
I'm gonna go and buy one of those so I
can take a photo with it and one five grand
and buy Newcastle.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
I'll tell you what, Meshie, if your photo that you
take is I think that's fair enough.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
Look at this, the photos go to an independent adjudicator.
But I'm just I'm just suspicious that you're lacky and
creative juices, so your photo would just be like you
with the pie, which not going to win?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Really, well, what do you think I should do then? Movie? Well,
just so you nude with the pies not going to
not going to cut out? Why am I noodle for them?

Speaker 12 (40:13):
Well?

Speaker 3 (40:14):
You always are taking notes, this is the thing. But
are you need with the with the pies?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Not enough?

Speaker 6 (40:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (40:18):
Your generation? Why are you also.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Well I'm not taking a lot of nudes.

Speaker 8 (40:24):
You are, so I haven't been talking to your partner.
You both seen each other nudes.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Check the song off real quick, head off fast.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
The breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Coming up after eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
It's the last Well, it was the last day of November,
of the weekend, wasn't it Saturday?

Speaker 8 (40:44):
Yeah? It was so. I mean around the country there
would have been a lot of womb brooms removed over
the weekend. And look, I've got a I've got a
theory on it. I've got a theory on what I
reckon ninety percent of men and women who grew mustaches
over November and how they removed it, and they did
just before they removed the last bit.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Oh, I think I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Is there any evidence of any women growing mustaches from November?

Speaker 8 (41:07):
I don't know. I was just trying to be inclusive. Yeah, okay,
I mean the day and age. I mean, I'm still
canceled technically from one network. So I was just I
was treating lightly. I was just trying to include everyone.
There's most sisters out there, and good on.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
You, absolutely good on them, one percent, one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
It takes a. It's a broad church that it takes.
It takes a village.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
Yeah, to grow mustache.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Also, we're trying to get in touch with Peter Paling. Actually, Yes,
used to be the flavor breakfast toast.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
Yes and now yeah, now owns one of New Zealand's
biggest secondhand car dealerships. All sorts of businesses going on,
and I think he will be very helpful in assessing meshes.
Absolute crapper of a car. Well, what's he going to do.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
We're gonna gi him a call and he's gonna say, yeah, Mash,
you've got yourself a bit of a ship box on
your hand.

Speaker 8 (41:58):
He might not. He'll give you advice. He knows you
can hand cars, especially in this price range.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Okay, he does it, And I think you'll be able
to offer you some kind of trade and deal or
something him. You may even become an ambassador. Okay, now,
who knows. Okay, this could be a huge.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
If we don't talk to him, we'll never know. I
see some light then of this tunnel.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
Yeah, one hundred best deals.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yep, that's right.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
The hod Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
US Entertainment, Sports and he's there as available everywhere on
the radio app Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
On radio, Welcome along into the herd Ache Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Nice to have you with us this morning. It's Monday,
the second and December twenty twenty four, the second day
of summer.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Mentions on the buttons this morning, old morning, mister Wells.
Morning and acc here. Gilane joins us on the show.

Speaker 8 (42:46):
Bloody great to be here on a Monday.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Great to have you.

Speaker 8 (42:50):
He looked at me like you were hesitated there.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
For a second, I thought you're going to say something else.

Speaker 8 (42:54):
Now I was genuinely, genuinely happy to be here.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Yeah, it's always nice to have you on the show.
Guy Lane, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Struggle with energy, g Lane. Okay, it gets caught off
guard easily if someone comes in with some kind of
positive attitude. So just yeah, I'm able.

Speaker 8 (43:05):
To take that down, particularly we're talking about you.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Okay. Well, now I feel like I was. I thought
I was backing up there, Gelaine, and now as all
of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
This is the thing, This is the thing. Hey, That
weekend of sport was an interesting one. Cheapest creepers. Hard
to get over over that.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
You know, we no matter what you did in your weekend.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Imagine if you're part of that New Zealand cricket team,
what are the discussions around dropping catches? I Tom Maatham said,
we might just not even talk about it.

Speaker 8 (43:29):
Yeah, well that's the thing. Once you get the drop
seas it's in your head.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
No.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
I mean we know that well better than anybody would
have to be dropped fifteen catches in one and I
mean that's not far off the eight. But we had
a long hard look at ourselves after that the ACC
eleven when we dropped all those catches, and to be fair,
it didn't help because the next game we dropped even more.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
With the difference though between the ACC eleven and the
New Zealand team is that we actually dropped twelve. I
believe it was officially twelve, but we didn't catch one.
Now that's never been done before. People will drop a
whole lot heap of catches, but they will still take
one or two. We dropped every single catch that came
to us.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
Also, we ran away from a lot. If you remember,
our ball went high in the air and Matt Heath,
I've never seen someone run backwards away from the ball
and then it drop and then he ran towards it
and then picked it up and through it. And to
be honest, I was guilty of doing.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
That a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Well I heard Matt Heath during those commentary, I hed go,
oh no, what, And I thought to myself, if you
were under any of those catches, you would have missed
every single A man who's never taken a catch, actually
never taken a catch. Remarkable commentating on other people's drops.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
Yeah, you can't throw stones, can you?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
You can't throw stones?

Speaker 6 (44:35):
The Day Breakfast with Jeremy Wells a radio.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Darcy g Dane joins us on the show this morning.
It's the second day of December, second day of summer.
That also means that it's the end of Moviner.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
That's right on the weekend on Sunday, there would have
been a lot of New Zealander's, great New Zealander who
would have removed their worm broom or their mouth mrkin
off their face snot mop yep, their cookie duster, their
crumb catcher, the grass groun yep. So they would have
removed it. And like I've been here before and you

(45:09):
are lying to me. Those New Zealanders out there who
didn't do this, and that is the removal of the nosebug.
We're slowly from left to right until you get to
the edge of your nostrils and you're left with a
Charlie chaplain. Okay, what a Charlie chaplain?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Is that what it's called? Are we sure that it's
is that the only name there's.

Speaker 8 (45:30):
Some someone else's had took has taken the mantle?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Okay, so very large over history and yeah nineties.

Speaker 8 (45:37):
Yeah loom lowd a Central Europe.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
And now a whole history channel is based around Yeah.

Speaker 8 (45:41):
And you're not allowed to like and you can't grow
this mustache kings poor Charlie chaplain, he is he was
the pioneer. Anyway, everyone's done it, and you've looked in
the mirror and you know the odd person has going, Hey,
you're going to your partner and go, what do you
reckon about this one? Or banged off a photo and
cina to the WhatsApp group. That's dangerous because I've found

(46:02):
out the hard way about doing that. Sent one to
Joe Jury and saying what do you reckon and then
him basically putting it in his archive the year he's
got a folder of me and that is at the top.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yes, at the top, of course, of course it is.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
And there's an another video as well from Dunedin's that
sits inside of that archive that I can think of
that I think I filmed, But that's a different story.
The problem as well is that when the I think
you can't be snapped, you can't be held accountable if
you've just sort of slowly yeah, you know, from the side,

(46:38):
and then you've accidentally been snapped.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
It's the double up of a hand movement at the
same time. Yes, so the video that I've.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Seen, particularly that might sit inside of someone's archive that
we might know, involves a hand signal as well.

Speaker 8 (46:52):
Yes, I don't think you are involved in that one.
That's a picture of you.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Oh there's a picture of me doing something else for
a long time that was, to be fair, that was satire.

Speaker 8 (47:03):
Yeah, well what's not saying that mine was not satire?
How came you can hide under the satire brolly.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah, So I'd like to hear from anyone out there
who be good if they can send their picks in it.

Speaker 8 (47:16):
Yeah, seeing the picture of your Charlie Chaplin, I guarantee
that ninety percent of me and who removing there there
won't broom over the weekend. Did this this is? This
is not something that's you know, uncommon?

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Would you might have if I also ask three three
three hundred, has anyone ever run the sorry that the
Charlie Chaplin thank you miss out in public?

Speaker 12 (47:35):
Well?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
I was thinking, because can you No, not the.

Speaker 8 (47:39):
Thing, not unless you're dressed like Charlie Chaplin. You've got
to have a bowler hat, cane and a little kind
of penguin suit. Then you get away with it. But
you constantly have to be Charlie Chaplin.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Jeez, isn't that amazing that you know you can't even
wear a mustache outside of the house because.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Of No, certainly not that one has.

Speaker 8 (47:56):
One man had so much effect on facial hair.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
No, this is the thing. And I think the reason
he wore it in the first place. We're talking about Adam.
The reason that he had it was because of the
fact that that it went back to World War One
where people used to wear gas masks. This is what
I've heard in right, Please correct me if I'm wrong,
but it was it was to where you weren't allowed

(48:21):
to have your mustache up the sides because it interferes.
So that was a real sort of nod back to
veterans from World War One, and he appealed to those
people inside of Germany because he was, of course a
World War One veteran.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I see, Yeah, I had.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
A mate in high school that proded himself on running
the reverse at off.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Is that the one that's underneath the bottom lip. No,
that's on the top lip. But you just shaved the
middle bit and leave the outside bits.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Oh, I've never seen one. It's quite creative.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
The hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells, a radio.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Archy talking about facial hair off the back of being
the end of November.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Yep, you've kept your womb broom.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
Yep, I've kept mine. I'm look, I'm probably a twelve
months a year womb boomer, and so yeah, I don't really,
I don't November. I love November. Support November. We sold
our acc u twelve grand we raised for November. But
I leave it on. I leave the crumb catcher on
the lip rug the nosebug, so I leave it on
all the time.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Your catcher is in quite a good space at the moment,
isn't it. It's got a bit of a hang to
it now at this point is quite impressive.

Speaker 8 (49:29):
Yeah, the han's not popular at home.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
I can imagine that.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
Yeah, it's turning into almost.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
A top lip tickler.

Speaker 8 (49:35):
Yeah, a little bit of mid Flanders with the shelf
shelf coming in.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yeah, yeah, now I'm looking.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
I'm actually focusing on it now and it's really quite
a weird thing, having a whole lot of here underneath
the nose. And of course November itself part of the
reason that people go, well, you know, everybody has mo's
nowadays and they do. Yeah, it's become fashionable again. But
when November first, it was a challenge, wasn't it.

Speaker 8 (50:01):
Yeah it was yet, Yeah, a challenge to grow a
mow was and the scene as well, oh you're doing.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Because it looks so terrible, because it was so deeply unfashionable. Yeah,
I think my members had anything to do with the
fashion of mustache is coming back in.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
I think so. I think people have grown it like
myself and go actually a right, especially when I've got
dangerously thin lips. I've got no lips, so having a
mustache it's like mini Stuart South Island Meatwork and former
south On and Meetwork and man I Stuart, he grows
the beard because covers up the double chin. See, because
I was like, what do I do about this big
turkey neck? He just grow a beard, mate, that's what

(50:36):
you do.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
No, I wish I could grow a mustache because I
was so dangerously thin lips and I look better with
a mustache. But I've been told, in no uncertain terms
by my partner Tozzi, that if I want to go
anywhere within five meters of her, I'm not allowed to
have a mustache.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
See.

Speaker 8 (50:54):
I had the opposite effect on me. I had the
same conversation. It was a challenge. I was like, Okay,
I'm gonna ride anyway. Can't tell me what to do.
It's been a very lonely five years.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I bet it adds well your partner, wells, what was
the situation? Has she seen you with a mo before
and she had it it so much? Or is it
just the idea of it that excuse her?

Speaker 3 (51:14):
She has seen me with a mo before. In fact,
I would grow one. I'd grow a bit of fashion.
My thing was over summer because I have to be
clean shaven for TV. Well I have to be, but
you kind of otherwise you go through a bit of
a patch where you've got stubble. Stubble doesn't look great
on TV. This looks a bit sort of makes you
look a bit scruffy.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
So I obviously don't grow any facial hair during the year,
but then over summer I just think, oh, I can't
be bother shaving every day, so I don't and I
enjoy having a beard.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
I like it.

Speaker 8 (51:42):
It's a bit patchy. I must admit you, Loo's a
terrible beard. It's like your face. Your facial hair basically
stopped at seventeen years old, you know, when it's slightly patchy,
slightly whispy.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
I didn't shave till I was eighteen or nineteen. I mean,
unlike you Gelane, who was shaving in the womb, I
didn't shave until quite a lot later on. And so yeah,
I can't grow patch. He's an understatement. I mean, it's
there's only it's like the cabbage patches at two patches.

Speaker 8 (52:11):
Basically, any thought of maybe branching out and growing the prison.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Badge, Oh that really that would be interesting. So that's
that's a goateee, it's.

Speaker 8 (52:19):
The go tea.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not going to do that. I'm unfortunately,
as I said, my hands are tired. I can't grow
facial here. I can, but I will have no action.

Speaker 8 (52:28):
Well, the mustache had a great comeback. Is it time
for the comeback for the prison V? It's time? Is
that it's at present? V's time? Is it or not?
Is that ship sailed?

Speaker 6 (52:39):
The hurdarchy? Breakfast already? R hurdarchy?

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Basically? See here?

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Gilane joins us he's kept his wom broom even though
in November is over. Every month's mo m of view, isn't.

Speaker 8 (52:48):
It pretty much here? Like I'm raising the winners for
men's health every month.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
That's kind of guy, I am, You're a walking ad
for men's health.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Now you asked the question.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
You put it out there on three, four, eight, three
and eight hundred, hodaki Is it okay to bring back
the prison V?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
And so far I would say three out of three
say no unless your world of white, there is never
a time for a prison V says this person.

Speaker 8 (53:11):
Well, look, I mean every every time has you know
it's come back? Give a mustache? Ten years ago? You
grow that, you get called a six piece?

Speaker 14 (53:19):
Would you?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Well? Who's still rocking the prison V? You've got Ricky Gervais, Yep, yep.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Also, I think probably a name that has to be
in the conversation is my father and principal of Dipped
in Primary.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Gordon Kendy, Gordon Caddy. Yep.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
He'd be running a good prison v P. He's in
the convo.

Speaker 8 (53:34):
Yeah, he's rolling a real seventies seventies prison v that one.
That's all. That's a lot of coverage, a lot of bush.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
He's of that that. Like. I don't think he's ever
won a different facial here. I think he's just been
running a Gody and the number three all over the
his entire life.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
It's not heavily manicured. I just looking at a photo of
Gordon Candy before. It's not a manicured one. It's just
a bird with a hole in the middle of it
where his mouth comes out.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 8 (53:57):
Well, it's just more popular in Southland South Island prison.
But looking at Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp used to roll it,
but not a full one. It was almost Brazilian. You're
very manicure, Yeah, very Brazilian, like thin on top, thin
on bottom with just a tickler in the middle.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Is it the most unfashionable facial hair currently on offer.

Speaker 8 (54:16):
I don't. I think it's in a foot race with
the bottom lip growth.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
I know what you're going to call that, but let's
not call that what I think you're going to call
that the tickler.

Speaker 8 (54:27):
Yes, the tickler. But I've seen former New Zealand cricketer
Roger Twos. If you're familiar with the cricket credit team
in the two thousands, yep. He I think he might
be on the board of mu Zealand Crickets. I don't know,
but he was at Hagley Oval and he ran one.
He ran an upside down mustache the entire length of
his bottom lip with a gray tickler.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Yeah, it's an upside down wombroo he's operating. Yeah, I
know it's way too much underneath there.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (54:53):
I don't know. I've never seen it before. I've never
seen it before, but.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
He's an outline. You're a chin strap. Oh that's interesting, Yeah,
the chin strap.

Speaker 8 (55:02):
Okay, Yeah, we'll see the chin strap. Are you talking?
That's your amish, it's your kind of.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
The underneath, Yeah, under bed.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
We'll talk more about men's facial hair after the eight
thirty News headlines. Also Pete the parlangy Oh, yes, he's
got in touch with us around meshes two thousand and
two Forward Focus, which we're trying to move them on from.

Speaker 8 (55:19):
Yeah he's Pete the Parling. You know numy CEO of
one hundred Best Deals, which is one of the biggest
secondhand car dealers around.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
It's going to have some advice for Mashi on what
to do with us. Two thousand and two Forward Focus.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Okay, can't wait.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
Jeremy Well on radio.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
It's say thirty two on the Hicky Breakfast time for you.
Latest news headlines. Twelve people are due in court after
being arrested at among the More Barbarians event in Nelson
over the weekend. Police have issued one hundred and eighty
fines and then pounded three vehicles and taken action for
drug offenses, wearing game pittches, breaching bail and drink driving.
So the Mango played the Barbarians and Rugby.

Speaker 8 (55:52):
Yeah I think so. Yeah, real Champagne Rugby the game.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
This is, but unfortunately they got arrested for it.

Speaker 8 (55:57):
Yeah, no one, No one kicked to the corners right
and run everything. Oh goddy, Rugby.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
You got any information on the score or the result
of that game.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Me look here, oh forty three seventeen to the mangol.

Speaker 8 (56:09):
Moob okay, quite high scoring.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
It's a real Speaking of driving, an Australian woman has
had the fright of her life finding a deadly tiger
snake slithering up her leg as she's driving down a motorway.
Please say she managed to fend the snake off her weave,
threw some traffic pull over and leap out of her
car to safety.

Speaker 8 (56:32):
That's up there with when you grow up and you
are a little kid on the toilet and all you
can think of as a snake coming up there you've
been and biting your ass. That's that was my childhood.
That's the equivalent of that as an adult. But I
once had a bumblebee come in the window and fly
up my pants.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
That was bad enough.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Jesus got up your pants and yeah, do they sting bumblebee?

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Right? They do, because there's always that thing, do bumblebee sting?

Speaker 8 (56:59):
Yeah? I'm not sure what was worse for the bumblebee
or me, because he was up my pants and into
my downstairs and.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Did the bumblebee? Does the bumblebe die after it stings.

Speaker 8 (57:08):
No it doesn't, but it did pass away Sadley.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Right, I can imagine what you did to it.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
We had a situation in Brizzy Run a Gulf, and
it was we were on about the eighth hole I believe,
I can't even remember what course it was, but there
was an issue. It was really hot that day, and
then there's some snake seeking refuge in some holes. Oh
and a few of us had forgotten that maybe we
should be careful about heading balls into the holes and
putting their hand straight in there. And luckily they went
in the deadly kind of snakes. But I'll tell you

(57:34):
what putting your hand in a hole and feeling something
that ain't a.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Golf ball, yeah yeah, no, yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
No, you don't put your hand down a hole in Australia.
Keep your hands out of holes, yep.

Speaker 8 (57:43):
And always pull the corrugated iron towards you. Never lift
it straight up. It'll come straight for your face. What
makes wh would you live in Australia?

Speaker 1 (57:52):
I look at I don't know, terrifying?

Speaker 8 (57:55):
It's some of Australians.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Is fir start terrifying? That poor woman man that is
up there us my worst nightmare.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
You're not here though she did it. It's pretty impressive.
Snake's in a car. You could make a movie about that.

Speaker 8 (58:06):
Look at a car? Was she drub?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
I think it was a two thousand and two forward focus.

Speaker 6 (58:10):
He's talking here the Hdarchy breakfast with Jeremy Wells alreadyo
Hodarchy sc here.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Gulane joins us.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
And you were just saying before last day of November
on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yep, thirty days has.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
September, April, June, and November all the rest of thirty
one except February, which has got twenty eight. How the
rhyme goes has passed out there, the Ryan goes. But
you were saying that there's a single person out there
who celebrated November that didn't just cut the mow from
the outside and incrementally, yes, until it got to a

(58:45):
point where there was just here from Nostril to Nostril.

Speaker 8 (58:49):
Yes, and then either called your partner or your flatmates
around and went hey, hey, yeah, just for a moment,
and then obviously the rest of it was removed. I mean,
there was a lot of facial hair removal went on
on Sunday, That's what I'm saying. There's a lot of
here went down plug holes on Sunday and a lot
of people dressed as a notorious dictator.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
But is there any form of facial hair other than
the Charlie Chappins slash the mo which is less acceptable
than that? Is there another apart from I'm just saying
obviously you've got the goatee, which is not very fashionable
right now. Although Gordon Caddy's still running it.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
He's keeping it alive.

Speaker 8 (59:28):
Popular in prison, that's about.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
It, yep, very popular. Ricky Gervai is still still running it.

Speaker 8 (59:33):
He's got a bit of a round face. I think
that's where my softens it with that.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
But lamb chops, lamb chops, lamb chops are an interesting one.
Lamb chops in the nineteen eighties were incredibly unfashionable. And
we had a woodwork teacher called Clive Tuckerman.

Speaker 8 (59:50):
And Clive Tuckerman, how many fingers did he have? Clive Tuckerman,
I've never had a woodwork teacher that's had all ten.
I'm just going to say that.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
I never looked at Clive Tuckerman's fingers, I've got to say.
But Clive Kerman was running massive, massive sideboards.

Speaker 8 (01:00:03):
Did he also? And I asked did he have glasses
with the neck necklace as well, because a lot of
people would goatees always ran eccentric glasses with the neck
hold so they could drop them and hang around their neck.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
No, he did it, but he ran a very very
tight denim short that you'd see everything in and things
would come out the side of people will know Clive
tacker there's he worked at the New Market Manual Training
Center in the nineteen eighties. A lot of people will
remember Clive Tackerman.

Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
Can he still around or a rip?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I'd say it's still be around. Clive Tuckerman. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
We did an unfortunate thing where we decided to saw
off one of the legs of Clive Tuckerman's work bench
and we friend of mine, Salty and I we just
started sawing away at one of the legs and we
left it to the point where there was about two
mil left, so if anyone kicked it, that bench would
have gone down. Well, Clive Tuckerman was on the on

(01:00:58):
the ten and saw on the other end on the lathe.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
But anyway, anything other than sideboards, the upside down Roger
Toa's mustache, Yeah, the loop, the chin strap.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
You find a chin strap quite problematic. Yeah, is that
what we're talking there? Yeah, could just get a little
bit unruly. I think it's a go to for people
that can't grow facial here like myself. As it all
grows under the jaw line as opposed to above the
jaw line. Facial here looks beast, you know, on the
side of the face rather than under the channel.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Okay, yeah, what about just a pet What about patches
on the side that are not connected to the side
board or the chin, So.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
That Team America kind of look derka, derka.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
That one there co patches of here on the side
that really I've never.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
It's never become popular for some reason, a popular.

Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
After Team America. But hey, look rip to all that
facial hair over the weekend on Sunday. God knows where
it goes. It goes into somewhere, into some waste water somewhere,
but there there's thousands and thousands of womb rooms were removed,
and God bless you will for raising money.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
You're right, actually that where all the anything it goes
out storm water and up fish end up eating it.
So if you're catching any fish out of the next
we well it's probably got some of some of Chi
Lane's facial hair in it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
The hod Ack You Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on radio.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Earlier on we were talking about Meshi getting rid of
his car. He's got a two thousand and two forward focus.
It's an absolute piece of crap and it's struggling to
pass its warrant. Is that right, Meshi?

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Yeah, Well, look, I've got to be honest. Before I
came into the show this morning, I wasn't trying to
get rid of this car.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
This car's fine, you.

Speaker 8 (01:02:28):
Know, it's not. It's not there's nothing, there's nothing fine
about it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Every time I go for a WAFT year, so I
have to pay about eight hundred bucks a WAFT to
kind of get some things, you know, done up. This time,
it's going to be the ties that need redone with.
This's the way there things go.

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
You've over insured it as well, so I mean there
is the possibility we can run an insurance scam on it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Well, there was that possibility until you started kind of talking,
you know, via broadcast today for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Well, you bought the car for fifteen hundred dollars, and
each time you get a warrant it costs you over
a thousand dollars well close to it, so you're paying
more than the actual price of the car to keep.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
It on the road.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
You want to get rid of it, John, I can
trying to get rid of it. So we've got Pete
the parlag you on the line. He's director of oh
eight hundred best deal Cars, Camber's Puss. He runs pop
Scooter Horror on Way Island.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Get a Pete good a boys, how very good? Thank you?
No doubt you've got some advice for MESHI for what
he can do with us. Two thousand and two.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Forward Focus be nice.

Speaker 15 (01:03:21):
I'm really feeling for a because it's like forward Focus.

Speaker 14 (01:03:24):
What a stink car to star with.

Speaker 12 (01:03:29):
The hand me down? Or was it your first car?
Did you buy that voluntarily?

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
I bought it voluntarily off a coworker of mine here, Joe, Jerry.
You might you might be familiar with his work, Pete.
He gave me a bit of a price office.

Speaker 12 (01:03:41):
Yeah, that's a real good car motes.

Speaker 14 (01:03:43):
You wouldn't had any problems.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
So if you were me, Pete, what what what should
I do? She's got about one hundred and eighty thousand
k's on the clock. She's struggling to get pastel wafts.
She's faded from sitting outside every night for the last
couple of years. Again, it's the two thousand and two forward, folks,
because what do you reckon? What do you reckon? I
do here?

Speaker 14 (01:04:02):
Well, it hasn't got a warrior finness, because that's a
big deal, right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
The second as of Tuesday?

Speaker 14 (01:04:10):
No, no, okay, well that's that's a little bit of
a problem. Like the easiest way to sell a car
it needs to have a warrior friends, It's like how
you're going to get your best money for it otherwise
just sort of your options are like, I don't know,
push it off a clif and get some footage, ye,
take it to your localst and andy Rica, or basically
you can play the merry going out of assessable cars

(01:04:32):
on Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Okay, right, that's a great option.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
So you're saying, so I am planning to get my
waft on Thursday with a few new tires on it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Pizza. You think that will go a long way?

Speaker 12 (01:04:41):
You know how it was? I different would put new
tires on.

Speaker 14 (01:04:44):
That's to do for some second hand on because to
save money.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Here, babe, Yeah, good point, So you reckon just a
couple of old old shit as it have already been
used just to scrape me through the wholf.

Speaker 12 (01:04:52):
That's what I would do.

Speaker 15 (01:04:53):
I mean it's like yeah, I mean you're not selling
like a very attractive car, so you really want to
do stuf as much as possible, you know, anything that
anything that can get rid of it, Like yeah you would.
You could listen and trade me, but they take you know,
they'll take some body car on the commission. We could
go onto auto trainer, but yeah, you're kind of you're
kind of limited with the card like that bro to say.

Speaker 8 (01:05:16):
Right Pete Pete Marsden, Pete the paraling your eight hundred
best or cars. I didn't think of that strategy of
just content like you said, drive it off the cliff
and film it. I mean, that's worth that's worth money
in terms of eyeballs and likes. I mean you you
obviously on Instagram Mashy like taking a self. You have
a fifty time and you know what, what's the value
of a like to you? I mean just drive it

(01:05:37):
off a cliff film and you've got no shirt on.
You can do a fisty photo as it goes off
the cliff. I mean, what's what's what's the value of
a like?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Yeah, that's a point. Maybe maybe getting seven hundred likes
rather than seven hundred dollars for this is actually worth it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
That's what your generation about, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Pete?

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Seriously, what would you pay for this two thousand and
I mean what would you take to take this off
Mesh's hands?

Speaker 14 (01:05:56):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:05:56):
Man, I don't look.

Speaker 14 (01:06:00):
Your bus for trade.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Trade take the soute I'll give you. I'll get in
touch later on.

Speaker 14 (01:06:08):
Why don't you park it up and just leave it
and wait for the big Easter Walker record demo Dooby
and demo.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
That is actually really good?

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Okay, Jesus eight hundred best deal cars. Thanks for your
time this morning. Good to talk to you.

Speaker 12 (01:06:23):
It's thanks for the colugs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Pleasure, pleasure, come.

Speaker 12 (01:06:28):
Read me once week.

Speaker 13 (01:06:29):
Anything you need.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
And you can't Peter, if I'm being honest, he's got
a few scooters.

Speaker 8 (01:06:35):
He's running around Wahiki Island.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
May thanks very much listening to the Hidicky Breakfast today.
The podcast is going to be out of eleven am
this morning with all good pods are found. We'll see
you tomorrow boys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
The whole Lankey breakfast.

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