August 24, 2025 • 20 mins
Today we took a deep dive... into the dust in the Radio Hauraki studio. You would NOT want to turn a blue light on this place.
Pretty sure crimes have been committed.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Get a Jerry here. If you like this podcast and
you want more of us live, tune in to JERRYM
and I the Herdache Breakfast six to nine weekdays. You
can hear it on the radio. Text three four eight
three north or south to find out your frequency. Thank
you and goodbye? Oh sorry, hen Hello, Yeah, there it is?
(00:28):
What is it? Wow? That's a throw from the old days,
isn't it? Felt?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Very natural?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Welcome along to the podcast already introduced Yep, Monday, the
twenty fifth of August twenty twenty five, I've completed a
new Dawn.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, there's a lot of changes going on around here,
one of them being that we are taking the marketing
of our own show into our own hands, and evidently
was brought to our attention and then confirmed on the
conclave that there's a lot of people who listened to.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
The podcast don't listen to the radio show.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Now, we don't get paid by how many people listen
to the podcast, so if you can go and listen
to the radio show as well, then they'll probably still
sack us. But anywoy the studio, I'm actually currently just
if you can hear that spraying the table in front
of me wiping that down. We've moved everything out. We've
(01:22):
given a lot of it away on the show today.
If you haven't listened to the show highlights yet, given
just about everything away.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, this is It's quite amazing actually, because this oddly
that we do have cleaners here. It is in me
and they clean the kitchen extensively, beautiful, lovely cleaners. Actually.
I've had quite a few chats with the cleaners over
the years, and good people, but.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I've seen us at our worst.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, one thing they don't do they don't clean the studio.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Look, I don't think they should have to either.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And also there was one day where a cleaner came
in and wiped the board and turned the station off.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
That's why they don't do it, that's why.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
And everyone complained about it. Right, Well, how about we
don't come into the studio anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That would explain why there's enough dust to kill someone
on this desk.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
And it will kill someone too. I think it's Jason Horder.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't know, if I don't know if his immune
systems up to what's brewing underneath it.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I've got an idea for whoever redesigns the studio because
I'm told that there's going to be a little bit
of an investment capex.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Sure, but haven't you been told that a million times?
Haven't Is this the first time they've ever told you that?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Joy or is it? No? It is, actually it is before.
I've been told there's no money for it. But apparently
there's a bit of What I would like to see
is a non white desk, because the white desk just
shows up every bit of dust and grime like it
should The desk should be black. This shouldn't exist.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
What about like a duck shouldn't exist? What about I
was going to say to dark gray, but there's so
much here that's dark.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Grave be nice if it matches the carpet. That's what
I would say. Having a white desk is just problematic.
It just looks dirty all the time.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Color based issue there, yep, yellow.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yellow, No, it would stand out too much on camera.
It would just look nice if it was just didn't
if it didn't exist function.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
What about a nice teak or some sort of hard wood, well, then.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Your engine, I would say, there's a danger of introducing
Already we have wood cabinet tree in the studio and
it's very dangerous introducing wood, because you can only then
have that one shade of wood. Example, at the moment,
we've got oak which is heavily stained, and we also
have the Cody log. Now the cody doesn't go with
the heavily two words don't don't match.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Well, the Cody log should not be in here, So
that's probably that would be my first issue there.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, the Cody log, the penis or genius Cody log
that used to be a fixed to the wall of.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
The studio and then to the floor of the studio.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's Matt Heats actually, yeah, the window. Oh mate, you
should see my keyboard. My keyboard is so gross.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I think I need some more paper towels I went through.
Did you fetch me a couple of paper tails?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You guys have done an amazing job today of doing
some cleaning, doing some clearing the whole things. I've been
manually touching buttons. But while this countdown has been going on,
there nothing but Nine's countdown on the radio show Yeah
by the way, which you can listen to.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I've been astounded by the volume of work you guys
have got through. You two end z aware.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well I've said it before I set it off here
and I'll say it again into this hot microphone right now.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
No one's going to help you push your car unless
you're pushing it yourself, all right. So we've hopped out
on the side of the motorway, thank you. So she's
just fetched the paper tails. We've hopped out on the
side of the motorway and we've started pushing. All right.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Now people are going to start jumping. I've just seen
one of the tech wizards came down from on High.
Last time I saw him was when we took the
station off.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Here. Chick wizards have come down from on High. They
live up on High. Then they come down. They very
really come down here and.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
They've done it appropriate urgent to be fair. And so
they've come down and they're looking at getting.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Rid of some of the screens. Now, none of this
is going to matter to anyone that.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You know, just listens to the show, because but I
think that you'll be able to hear the vibe. The
only issue we had is when we removed the jury,
would you like the spray? Jerry's just pulling a couple
of paper towels out he spotted, So you're about to
tip that glass over as well.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
We have lost my training thought.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Oh, when we removed the encyclopedia, someone's coming to pick
those up.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I think we all agreed.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It kind of looked like SHD after that because it
exposed all the wires on the back of our screens
and mainly root as screen as well.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Your fault, but you can't blame it.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Sorry, it was your fault.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
But then we managed to I got under a great
physical risks to my own safety by the way. I
got under the disk and started pulling cables out.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I'd moved by this point, just in case you're wondering,
I had moved.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
There's one cable there. I couldn't do it. But so
then we've moved all of those.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Cables, and I don't know if I like that.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
It looks a bit better. We've now put the there's
a stuffed ferret.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's that is to show us what profile that we're
on when we are going live, Jerry, and also to
keep an eye on the levels. The levels, thank you
make sure we're not going into It's pretty important because
otherwise probably a lot of the times of sound us.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So then the next thing is we trying to get
rid of some of that. Get rid of some of
the screens we have in here, man, because I've got
way to miscris and I think they're giving me cancer.
You guys, people tend to go early, Broadcasters tend to
go early, and I'm sure it's all the screen.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Good thing is that a lot of the people that
listen to the podcast love the admin heavy ones, and
you guys have taken it to another level. Tell you
what you're podcasting? Broadcasting cleaning, wild cleaning.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Another pointless world first for radio.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's obviously a keyboard. Jerry's cleaning there, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Oh I lost it again because I'm doing too much
on my hands.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm trying to clean this area and I actually cleaned
some dust away and then all of a sudden there's
a whole lot more crap. Well, it just discover under
here for example, like that's.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
You made a great point before ruder off here? Is
it like the art project that you start and realize
that you've actually gotten off more than you can chew
because every because every time you move something, you find
a whole nother fuster cluck.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, there's so much. There's so many, like little bits
of like gross gum and gum wrappers and stuff. Is
that Monogue? Who is that that's doing on that?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
It's either you or Minogue. You're the only sit over there.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Then underneath my screen, which I know you want to
get nah lab tested.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I don't know if a human.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Should touch that.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I'm going to clean it.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I think it's just something and it's funny. Jerry and
Fann said the exact same thing. Jerry said, I reckon,
that's from years of Heath spilling his coffee underneath there
because he cleans around it, but he wouldn't have moved
the screen, which is exactly what I would have done.
And then Finn came and unprompted, goes, it'll be from
Heath spilling his coffee. You also, now I would. I've
(08:12):
got a question to ask you, Jerry. You said something
before that interested me, but I think that you haven't
had the impact that you think you have, and if
we could take a break, I'd like to come back
and ask you about it.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
If I.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Are we back, hang on, let's come back to this.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I want to be the very best that no one
ever was. That's a Pokemon theme for those who plan.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Jerry before I live at an allegation at you, and
I would like to walk the listeners through my observation.
You said, while you were cleaning and moving some piece
of technology, that you had changed the game forever, that
there was a time before and after what you did,
and that Mike Minogue should be happy about it. While
you were saying that, Princess Leia out in the studio
B she could hear what you were saying, and she
(09:08):
could also see what you were doing.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
She screwed her face up while you were doing it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
She disappointing from her.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
She's going to play dumb now. But what what were
you doing? And how have you changed the game.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I've changed the game because I'm going underneath all of
the crap that we've got here, and I'm actually getting
rid of the Oh that's right. I moved my cords
so you couldn't see the cords all hanging around in
the dust. There's so much dust, it's so much.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Oh yeah, no, Zoe's got antihistamines. If there is a
knife and fork underneath one of these.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Computers, I'm happy with.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I'm happy with that. That part now.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Shouldn't have push. I'm just gonna get underneath the screen.
How does Keyesy go in here?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Because he is wheezy and he needs sorry and Astra
and Halo and yeah, oh fucking dusty.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Ray, it's so dusty.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
But the thing is about the dust has never It's
been undisturbed for many years, so this is the first
time any things. And I got to be can I
have that squirt bottle?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
There?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Is that what it's called?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Just moved?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Moved one of the things.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It's dustiest fucking you want to move that computer you have?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'm speaking of Edmond as well. Someone's pointed out that
on a number of ways that you search up our
podcast still currently says Jeremy Wells, And yeah, I've seen that,
and I'm trying to figure out how we can change
it and get rid of it.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Is that a Nuckerberg thing?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I don't even know, man, because I got really excited
because last week we officially put Zoe on their description
on the official show page, which drove a certain number
of staff absolutely crazy. And then someone else pointed out, oh, all,
well and good, you're changing that description.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
But check this out.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
It still Heath on the thing, and it still yeah,
okay host some guests, but I.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Also saw someone in the conclave said that they that's
how they search for it, like a metaingerry, and then
that podcast comes up.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I think if you took hate off it, it would
still come up.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I don't know how to take met off.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
It, no neither. I think you've got to call Zuckerberg person. Okay,
that might be an How are you getting on with
your cleaning over the edge?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh my god, I've just discovered more crap.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Every it's like it's like a bird, it's like a
whack a mole as that's exactly what it's a whack
a mole man.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It's a whack a mile of disgusting ship. But I
will say it's going to be worth it at the end.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Here, I think better than it was, better than it was.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Right now, Jerry, you are the highest paid cleaner in
the country.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
That's right, he does.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
There's the highest paid. There's no doubt. I mean, it's
the highest bad broadcaster in Uzealand by a long way.
So I think he's definitely the highest paide cleaner.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Now, did someone text in the other day or did
they ride into the conclave and they said, che it
was something to do with you guys need to clean
the studio so that Hosking feels threatened by you guys
having a cleaner studio than him.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I think it's a it's a pretty good shout.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Maybe maybe once we've got it to a presentable standard,
that's when we take.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
It up to what are the things there?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So this is from Russ McMullen on the Conclave They
Heard to Get Breakfast Facebook discussion group, catching up on
this week's podcast. Listening to the fin I always saying.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Why is it rebin if in g if it's fun?
Why isn't it if you in Gun?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
That's not like Jerry Ma, It's.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Not like Chinese existed, men are in existed before English?
Why do we Why did we change for stupid letters
around like you know dumb?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I hate that sort of stuff you say, Taper. I
think the goal should be to make tu it's I
think the goal should be to make your studio nicer
than hostcos. Get the big show to help you a
good one, Get the big shot to help you guys
out to you guys versus upstairs, you're not against each other.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Would love to see Hostco.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Going to management asking for his studio to be refurbished
because he found out yours was nicer. Yeah, I don't
think you do.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
And also they would refurbish. They would not refurbish as well.
You don't think, oh that refurbish his studio, but they're
not going to refurbish ours before his. And also his
is massive.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
That's what we're doing the scene his studio.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
You know what, I'd like.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
To think that somewhere out there in the wide wide
world of sport, that there's someone who's cleaning their house
while listening to this podcast and we're cleaning.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well, there is that those people that we can follows.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, the crack House, they're actually doing fundraiser at the moment.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It made of mine sent me the link and they
are fundraising for something, can't remember what. And he said, surely, Hodaki,
could you know support the girls, to which I replied, we're.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
On the bones of our ass. We have no money
to give.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Another new post on the Conclave. Do you heard your
breakfast Facebook discussion group from Courtney she has found corny
or no no good, no, look it's public, so I'll
say Courtney Ryan, she has said audition for the studio.
Surely Functui approved currently on Marketplace. It is a genuine
sign from the strip club Firecats. Ye fifty buck? Yeah,
(14:26):
so again, is that something that will just end up
in the studio and in ten years sign some poor
fuckers are just going to have to clean it out?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
It also?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Is that what that's that from you?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
The Dyson's cooked.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
That's the if you can believe this, that's the acc
studio vacuum. And that's not Jerry pumping the trigger either.
That's just how it goes.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
It feels like it's spitting out more than it's sucking up.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Do you know what its problem is? It's got a
fucking problem. This problem problem.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What's the problem?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Because I've got one of these problems? It's the bottom part?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Can I just it's it's not that it doesn't have
any charge, it's that it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Well, how do you fix it?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It doesn't be stuck in it. I've never want to go.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, I tried to fix it before. It didn't keep
you going to keep just stopping and starting.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
That it goes like six times, it goes six times
and then it stops. Okay, I watch this, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Seven?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Seven?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
That was seven?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
That was seven, Jerry, I think you know it all, Okay,
I've I've tided my area so within an inch of
its life. The only thing I haven't tackled is underneath
this computer screen that I it scares.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Out of me if I'm honest.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
But what are we going to find there tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
After?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Jake? What? So?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I talked to Keysy, the mayor Baskett about this over
the weekend and I was like, do you think Jase
genuinely thinks it's me leaving all the thing?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
There?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Is he trying to wind us up? And he goes, no, No,
Jase genuinely thinks it's you. So Jason Hood And if
you can't remember, so, Jason is the guy who used
to come in here every day grab what he thought
was a new pad out of the stationary cupboard. At
the end of the show, Matt Wood would put it
back in the stationary cupboard. He would grab the same
pad again the next day, thinking it was a new one.
That's the guy we're talking about. He thinks that it's
me that's leaving all of the So he thinks that
(16:33):
I come in here print the big show's run down right,
exactly the same notes as him and then screw it
up and leave it on the thing. He thinks that
I come in here and chew a complete pack of
nicoret gum, put the gum back in the tray, and
then leave the tray on the desk. He thinks that
I come in here with six different glasses across an
afternoon and leave all of them lying there.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Don't you eat sushi at eight o'clock in the morning,
has gone.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
That's a great point. I'm getting stuck into the sushi.
It's six in the.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Morning, leaving the chop sticks everywhere.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
So anyway, how's shit are looking now better?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I'm going to say it's definitely better than it was.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Good, not great.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's still not great.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
That penis versus genius Cody log Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I can get that. That's he's going to come and
take that.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Is he actually going to take it?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
He's going to come and take that.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I feel like it's one of those things that which
is kind of what happens when you store stuff at
your parents' house, Like you leave it there and you
don't want to know about it until they get rid
of it, and then you're like, fuck, mom, what did
you get rid of that for it's going to be
a bit like that.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, I know the situation you're talking about. I've got
the opposite. Every time I go back to my mum's place,
I'm like, throw all the stuff out, Mom, I'll never
remember what you've thrown out, and she goes, no, I
can't bring myself. It's like my childhood toys, A set
of six by nine speakers that were installed in the
back of my Corolla.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I think there's a subway fer in there.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I mean you have a look though, like, don't you reckon? Now,
even just look at the disk. This is better, don't
you reckon?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Yeah, it's definitely good. Yeah, it's where it used to be.
We're not We're still not there. We're not And all
that needs to be is that needs to go.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
That cabinet behind me, which, by the way, give us
a call tomorrow. The cabinet and the drinks trolley are
still and they're pretty good. That's still up for grabs
and they are.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
They were brought by g Lane from a second hand
store and why he.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, why, I don't know, nobody did he bought it.
And there was a flat pack that one down there
as a flat.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Pack that could probably go to the bin, then.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You that could definitely go to the bin.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
That thing, what about what about the Peter Snell.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
That's mine, the Peter Snell kept mind.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
If you're keeping that so.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I don't give a shit about the Uklee.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Oh, that can be part of the Children's Entertainer's package. That,
by the way, I think his name is Kevin, who's
got the fake marijuana tree. He's also going to take
the children's Entertainer's package. That hat I think we donate
to the a SEC.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Well, that actually look quite good.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
That oh jeer me wells, eh jeer me Wells stops
from now.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I'm just turning on that, Mike. What are you doing
over there?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I'm slabeling who's taking what?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Okay, heath to take to take?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Who's taking that's going to be part of the Children's
Entertainer's package which we've actually thrown on the BAM but
can come back the guy Kevin wants I know, but
there's or bits of rubbish in the in the wig.
Now that's my fault.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I didn't that's all right, Kevin. No, he doesn't listen.
Kevin doesn't listen to the podcast and listens to the
radio show. You told me off.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
You give him that stock stick? Oh you can just
get that.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
That's us.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
What about those weird hands sticking out over that TV?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Okay, I like the hands. Oh why don't you put
them on your screen and on mine?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That's quite that's quite high level.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I think that's Yeah, you're but you've gotta take this
as well. Alright, let's knock this thing on the head.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Should we? We'll say you tomorrow, will we?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yay, we'll say tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, I'll take that.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
From the living room.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
You want to say this?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
No, what's
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I just need to go with
Get a Jerry here. If you like this podcast and
you want more of us live, tune in to JERRYM
and I the Herdache Breakfast six to nine weekdays. You
can hear it on the radio. Text three four eight
three north or south to find out your frequency. Thank
you and goodbye? Oh sorry, hen Hello, Yeah, there it is?
(00:28):
What is it? Wow? That's a throw from the old days,
isn't it? Felt?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Very natural?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Welcome along to the podcast already introduced Yep, Monday, the
twenty fifth of August twenty twenty five, I've completed a
new Dawn.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, there's a lot of changes going on around here,
one of them being that we are taking the marketing
of our own show into our own hands, and evidently
was brought to our attention and then confirmed on the
conclave that there's a lot of people who listened to.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
The podcast don't listen to the radio show.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Now, we don't get paid by how many people listen
to the podcast, so if you can go and listen
to the radio show as well, then they'll probably still
sack us. But anywoy the studio, I'm actually currently just
if you can hear that spraying the table in front
of me wiping that down. We've moved everything out. We've
(01:22):
given a lot of it away on the show today.
If you haven't listened to the show highlights yet, given
just about everything away.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, this is It's quite amazing actually, because this oddly
that we do have cleaners here. It is in me
and they clean the kitchen extensively, beautiful, lovely cleaners. Actually.
I've had quite a few chats with the cleaners over
the years, and good people, but.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I've seen us at our worst.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, one thing they don't do they don't clean the studio.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Look, I don't think they should have to either.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And also there was one day where a cleaner came
in and wiped the board and turned the station off.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
That's why they don't do it, that's why.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
And everyone complained about it. Right, Well, how about we
don't come into the studio anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That would explain why there's enough dust to kill someone
on this desk.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
And it will kill someone too. I think it's Jason Horder.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't know, if I don't know if his immune
systems up to what's brewing underneath it.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I've got an idea for whoever redesigns the studio because
I'm told that there's going to be a little bit
of an investment capex.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Sure, but haven't you been told that a million times?
Haven't Is this the first time they've ever told you that?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Joy or is it? No? It is, actually it is before.
I've been told there's no money for it. But apparently
there's a bit of What I would like to see
is a non white desk, because the white desk just
shows up every bit of dust and grime like it
should The desk should be black. This shouldn't exist.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
What about like a duck shouldn't exist? What about I
was going to say to dark gray, but there's so
much here that's dark.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Grave be nice if it matches the carpet. That's what
I would say. Having a white desk is just problematic.
It just looks dirty all the time.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Color based issue there, yep, yellow.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yellow, No, it would stand out too much on camera.
It would just look nice if it was just didn't
if it didn't exist function.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
What about a nice teak or some sort of hard wood, well, then.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Your engine, I would say, there's a danger of introducing
Already we have wood cabinet tree in the studio and
it's very dangerous introducing wood, because you can only then
have that one shade of wood. Example, at the moment,
we've got oak which is heavily stained, and we also
have the Cody log. Now the cody doesn't go with
the heavily two words don't don't match.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Well, the Cody log should not be in here, So
that's probably that would be my first issue there.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, the Cody log, the penis or genius Cody log
that used to be a fixed to the wall of.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
The studio and then to the floor of the studio.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's Matt Heats actually, yeah, the window. Oh mate, you
should see my keyboard. My keyboard is so gross.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I think I need some more paper towels I went through.
Did you fetch me a couple of paper tails?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
You guys have done an amazing job today of doing
some cleaning, doing some clearing the whole things. I've been
manually touching buttons. But while this countdown has been going on,
there nothing but Nine's countdown on the radio show Yeah
by the way, which you can listen to.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I've been astounded by the volume of work you guys
have got through. You two end z aware.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well I've said it before I set it off here
and I'll say it again into this hot microphone right now.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
No one's going to help you push your car unless
you're pushing it yourself, all right. So we've hopped out
on the side of the motorway, thank you. So she's
just fetched the paper tails. We've hopped out on the
side of the motorway and we've started pushing. All right.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Now people are going to start jumping. I've just seen
one of the tech wizards came down from on High.
Last time I saw him was when we took the
station off.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Here. Chick wizards have come down from on High. They
live up on High. Then they come down. They very
really come down here and.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
They've done it appropriate urgent to be fair. And so
they've come down and they're looking at getting.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Rid of some of the screens. Now, none of this
is going to matter to anyone that.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You know, just listens to the show, because but I
think that you'll be able to hear the vibe. The
only issue we had is when we removed the jury,
would you like the spray? Jerry's just pulling a couple
of paper towels out he spotted, So you're about to
tip that glass over as well.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
We have lost my training thought.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Oh, when we removed the encyclopedia, someone's coming to pick
those up.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I think we all agreed.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It kind of looked like SHD after that because it
exposed all the wires on the back of our screens
and mainly root as screen as well.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Your fault, but you can't blame it.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Sorry, it was your fault.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
But then we managed to I got under a great
physical risks to my own safety by the way. I
got under the disk and started pulling cables out.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I'd moved by this point, just in case you're wondering,
I had moved.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
There's one cable there. I couldn't do it. But so
then we've moved all of those.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Cables, and I don't know if I like that.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
It looks a bit better. We've now put the there's
a stuffed ferret.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's that is to show us what profile that we're
on when we are going live, Jerry, and also to
keep an eye on the levels. The levels, thank you
make sure we're not going into It's pretty important because
otherwise probably a lot of the times of sound us.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
So then the next thing is we trying to get
rid of some of that. Get rid of some of
the screens we have in here, man, because I've got
way to miscris and I think they're giving me cancer.
You guys, people tend to go early, Broadcasters tend to
go early, and I'm sure it's all the screen.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Good thing is that a lot of the people that
listen to the podcast love the admin heavy ones, and
you guys have taken it to another level. Tell you
what you're podcasting? Broadcasting cleaning, wild cleaning.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Another pointless world first for radio.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's obviously a keyboard. Jerry's cleaning there, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Oh I lost it again because I'm doing too much
on my hands.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm trying to clean this area and I actually cleaned
some dust away and then all of a sudden there's
a whole lot more crap. Well, it just discover under
here for example, like that's.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
You made a great point before ruder off here? Is
it like the art project that you start and realize
that you've actually gotten off more than you can chew
because every because every time you move something, you find
a whole nother fuster cluck.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, there's so much. There's so many, like little bits
of like gross gum and gum wrappers and stuff. Is
that Monogue? Who is that that's doing on that?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
It's either you or Minogue. You're the only sit over there.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Then underneath my screen, which I know you want to
get nah lab tested.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I don't know if a human.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Should touch that.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I'm going to clean it.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I think it's just something and it's funny. Jerry and
Fann said the exact same thing. Jerry said, I reckon,
that's from years of Heath spilling his coffee underneath there
because he cleans around it, but he wouldn't have moved
the screen, which is exactly what I would have done.
And then Finn came and unprompted, goes, it'll be from
Heath spilling his coffee. You also, now I would. I've
(08:12):
got a question to ask you, Jerry. You said something
before that interested me, but I think that you haven't
had the impact that you think you have, and if
we could take a break, I'd like to come back
and ask you about it.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
If I.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Are we back, hang on, let's come back to this.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I want to be the very best that no one
ever was. That's a Pokemon theme for those who plan.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Jerry before I live at an allegation at you, and
I would like to walk the listeners through my observation.
You said, while you were cleaning and moving some piece
of technology, that you had changed the game forever, that
there was a time before and after what you did,
and that Mike Minogue should be happy about it. While
you were saying that, Princess Leia out in the studio
B she could hear what you were saying, and she
(09:08):
could also see what you were doing.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I couldn't.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
She screwed her face up while you were doing it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
She disappointing from her.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
She's going to play dumb now. But what what were
you doing? And how have you changed the game.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I've changed the game because I'm going underneath all of
the crap that we've got here, and I'm actually getting
rid of the Oh that's right. I moved my cords
so you couldn't see the cords all hanging around in
the dust. There's so much dust, it's so much.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Oh yeah, no, Zoe's got antihistamines. If there is a
knife and fork underneath one of these.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Computers, I'm happy with.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I'm happy with that. That part now.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Shouldn't have push. I'm just gonna get underneath the screen.
How does Keyesy go in here?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Because he is wheezy and he needs sorry and Astra
and Halo and yeah, oh fucking dusty.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Ray, it's so dusty.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
But the thing is about the dust has never It's
been undisturbed for many years, so this is the first
time any things. And I got to be can I
have that squirt bottle?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
There?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Is that what it's called?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Just moved?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Moved one of the things.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
It's dustiest fucking you want to move that computer you have?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'm speaking of Edmond as well. Someone's pointed out that
on a number of ways that you search up our
podcast still currently says Jeremy Wells, And yeah, I've seen that,
and I'm trying to figure out how we can change
it and get rid of it.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Is that a Nuckerberg thing?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I don't even know, man, because I got really excited
because last week we officially put Zoe on their description
on the official show page, which drove a certain number
of staff absolutely crazy. And then someone else pointed out, oh, all,
well and good, you're changing that description.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
But check this out.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
It still Heath on the thing, and it still yeah,
okay host some guests, but I.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Also saw someone in the conclave said that they that's
how they search for it, like a metaingerry, and then
that podcast comes up.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I think if you took hate off it, it would
still come up.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I don't know how to take met off.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
It, no neither. I think you've got to call Zuckerberg person. Okay,
that might be an How are you getting on with
your cleaning over the edge?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh my god, I've just discovered more crap.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Every it's like it's like a bird, it's like a
whack a mole as that's exactly what it's a whack
a mole man.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It's a whack a mile of disgusting ship. But I
will say it's going to be worth it at the end.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Here, I think better than it was, better than it was.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Right now, Jerry, you are the highest paid cleaner in
the country.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
That's right, he does.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
There's the highest paid. There's no doubt. I mean, it's
the highest bad broadcaster in Uzealand by a long way.
So I think he's definitely the highest paide cleaner.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Now, did someone text in the other day or did
they ride into the conclave and they said, che it
was something to do with you guys need to clean
the studio so that Hosking feels threatened by you guys
having a cleaner studio than him.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I think it's a it's a pretty good shout.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Maybe maybe once we've got it to a presentable standard,
that's when we take.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
It up to what are the things there?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So this is from Russ McMullen on the Conclave They
Heard to Get Breakfast Facebook discussion group, catching up on
this week's podcast. Listening to the fin I always saying.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Why is it rebin if in g if it's fun?
Why isn't it if you in Gun?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
That's not like Jerry Ma, It's.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Not like Chinese existed, men are in existed before English?
Why do we Why did we change for stupid letters
around like you know dumb?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I hate that sort of stuff you say, Taper. I
think the goal should be to make tu it's I
think the goal should be to make your studio nicer
than hostcos. Get the big show to help you a
good one, Get the big shot to help you guys
out to you guys versus upstairs, you're not against each other.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Would love to see Hostco.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Going to management asking for his studio to be refurbished
because he found out yours was nicer. Yeah, I don't
think you do.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
And also they would refurbish. They would not refurbish as well.
You don't think, oh that refurbish his studio, but they're
not going to refurbish ours before his. And also his
is massive.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
That's what we're doing the scene his studio.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
You know what, I'd like.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
To think that somewhere out there in the wide wide
world of sport, that there's someone who's cleaning their house
while listening to this podcast and we're cleaning.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well, there is that those people that we can follows.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, the crack House, they're actually doing fundraiser at the moment.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It made of mine sent me the link and they
are fundraising for something, can't remember what. And he said, surely, Hodaki,
could you know support the girls, to which I replied, we're.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
On the bones of our ass. We have no money
to give.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Another new post on the Conclave. Do you heard your
breakfast Facebook discussion group from Courtney she has found corny
or no no good, no, look it's public, so I'll
say Courtney Ryan, she has said audition for the studio.
Surely Functui approved currently on Marketplace. It is a genuine
sign from the strip club Firecats. Ye fifty buck? Yeah,
(14:26):
so again, is that something that will just end up
in the studio and in ten years sign some poor
fuckers are just going to have to clean it out?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
It also?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Is that what that's that from you?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:38):
The Dyson's cooked.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
That's the if you can believe this, that's the acc
studio vacuum. And that's not Jerry pumping the trigger either.
That's just how it goes.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
It feels like it's spitting out more than it's sucking up.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Do you know what its problem is? It's got a
fucking problem. This problem problem.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What's the problem?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Because I've got one of these problems? It's the bottom part?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Can I just it's it's not that it doesn't have
any charge, it's that it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Well, how do you fix it?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It doesn't be stuck in it. I've never want to go.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, I tried to fix it before. It didn't keep
you going to keep just stopping and starting.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
That it goes like six times, it goes six times
and then it stops. Okay, I watch this, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Seven?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Seven?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
That was seven?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
That was seven, Jerry, I think you know it all, Okay,
I've I've tided my area so within an inch of
its life. The only thing I haven't tackled is underneath
this computer screen that I it scares.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Out of me if I'm honest.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
But what are we going to find there tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
After?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Jake? What? So?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I talked to Keysy, the mayor Baskett about this over
the weekend and I was like, do you think Jase
genuinely thinks it's me leaving all the thing?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
There?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Is he trying to wind us up? And he goes, no, No,
Jase genuinely thinks it's you. So Jason Hood And if
you can't remember, so, Jason is the guy who used
to come in here every day grab what he thought
was a new pad out of the stationary cupboard. At
the end of the show, Matt Wood would put it
back in the stationary cupboard. He would grab the same
pad again the next day, thinking it was a new one.
That's the guy we're talking about. He thinks that it's
me that's leaving all of the So he thinks that
(16:33):
I come in here print the big show's run down right,
exactly the same notes as him and then screw it
up and leave it on the thing. He thinks that
I come in here and chew a complete pack of
nicoret gum, put the gum back in the tray, and
then leave the tray on the desk. He thinks that
I come in here with six different glasses across an
afternoon and leave all of them lying there.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Don't you eat sushi at eight o'clock in the morning,
has gone.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
That's a great point. I'm getting stuck into the sushi.
It's six in the.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Morning, leaving the chop sticks everywhere.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
So anyway, how's shit are looking now better?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I'm going to say it's definitely better than it was.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Good, not great.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's still not great.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
That penis versus genius Cody log Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I can get that. That's he's going to come and
take that.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Is he actually going to take it?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
He's going to come and take that.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I feel like it's one of those things that which
is kind of what happens when you store stuff at
your parents' house, Like you leave it there and you
don't want to know about it until they get rid
of it, and then you're like, fuck, mom, what did
you get rid of that for it's going to be
a bit like that.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, I know the situation you're talking about. I've got
the opposite. Every time I go back to my mum's place,
I'm like, throw all the stuff out, Mom, I'll never
remember what you've thrown out, and she goes, no, I
can't bring myself. It's like my childhood toys, A set
of six by nine speakers that were installed in the
back of my Corolla.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I think there's a subway fer in there.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I mean you have a look though, like, don't you reckon? Now,
even just look at the disk. This is better, don't
you reckon?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Yeah, it's definitely good. Yeah, it's where it used to be.
We're not We're still not there. We're not And all
that needs to be is that needs to go.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
That cabinet behind me, which, by the way, give us
a call tomorrow. The cabinet and the drinks trolley are
still and they're pretty good. That's still up for grabs
and they are.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
They were brought by g Lane from a second hand
store and why he.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, why, I don't know, nobody did he bought it.
And there was a flat pack that one down there
as a flat.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Pack that could probably go to the bin, then.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You that could definitely go to the bin.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
That thing, what about what about the Peter Snell.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
That's mine, the Peter Snell kept mind.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
If you're keeping that so.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I don't give a shit about the Uklee.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Oh, that can be part of the Children's Entertainer's package. That,
by the way, I think his name is Kevin, who's
got the fake marijuana tree. He's also going to take
the children's Entertainer's package. That hat I think we donate
to the a SEC.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Well, that actually look quite good.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
That oh jeer me wells, eh jeer me Wells stops
from now.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I'm just turning on that, Mike. What are you doing
over there?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I'm slabeling who's taking what?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Okay, heath to take to take?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Who's taking that's going to be part of the Children's
Entertainer's package which we've actually thrown on the BAM but
can come back the guy Kevin wants I know, but
there's or bits of rubbish in the in the wig.
Now that's my fault.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I didn't that's all right, Kevin. No, he doesn't listen.
Kevin doesn't listen to the podcast and listens to the
radio show. You told me off.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
You give him that stock stick? Oh you can just
get that.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
That's us.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
What about those weird hands sticking out over that TV?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Okay, I like the hands. Oh why don't you put
them on your screen and on mine?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That's quite that's quite high level.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I think that's Yeah, you're but you've gotta take this
as well. Alright, let's knock this thing on the head.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Should we? We'll say you tomorrow, will we?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yay, we'll say tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, I'll take that.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
From the living room.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
You want to say this?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
No, what's
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I just need to go with
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