📻What Men do wrong in Bed - The Radio Show

Today on the show Jerry and Manaia do a deep dive into what Men do wrong in the Bedroom... and we talk about the pube hair situation in the Studio.

 

Plus we are joined by Warriors Player, Erin Clark!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hodarchy Breakfast Show, find the perfect gift idea and

(00:02):
nail Father's Day this year with bunning straight.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome along to the Hidechy Breakfast Wednesday, the twenty seventh
of August twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Topical and touching that one that interesting for a new
listener to the show, We encourage you to send in
your own things for the show. You can start the
hour off, you can slag us off.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's going to the iHeartRadio app, press the talkback faction,
that little microphone icon. Send it away. You can have
a couple of goals with it if you want. You
don't like the first one, you can delete it, go
for a second one, go for the third one, take five.
If you are at all you can just send a
really crap one for Star War.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
We'll play that too.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yep, there's no judgment here, and also, nothing you're about
to record is going to be any worse than what
we're about to do on this show, so don't feel
you have to keep it too high a standards.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Nicely, I know you said no judgment, but I reckon
this is the worst one that we've got on record.
I'm just going to play it here.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
To go you're on the Whodeche Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Hey, that's I say that one.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, we can use that sort of middle of the hour,
the back of the headlines. And if that's the worst one,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
What a great standard that we're looking to.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I mean the other thing is you can drop at
mid conversation for example, like.

Speaker 7 (01:07):
This, you're on the Hodeche Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
It's just good to be reminded. Even for us in
the studio, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Get their different links, just to switch it up.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Hey, shout out to anyone who's driving into work right
now with probably too much frost on their windscreen, but
they can't be bugger getting out to clean it off,
so they're just gonna sort of feel their way along
with the lights.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
That's been me most mornings this week.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Not this morning though, how mile ile twelve degrees very
mild a Bami fifteen and Kai tire is there right? Yeah.
Meanwhile I'm team minus two.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, turned the country upside down. It's Stuart Island up
into that head.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Lots coming up this morning.

Speaker 8 (01:43):
Welcome along, Jerry and Mini the Hodichy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
So yesterday when we arrived in our freshly minted clean.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Studio this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
So nice. We've got rid of a whole lot of
crap things to master you the fun Shway expert. He
said to us that there's way too much energy in
the studio. It's too much positive coming in, and that
includes clutter. Clutter creates positive energy, and you've got to
balance it out the negative and the positive.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
And negative doesn't mean like bad, and positive doesn't mean good.
It's just positive is just too much energy, and negative
is the taking.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Away positive and negative ions.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yes, from my year twelve chemistry, a little bit like
that I can barely remember.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, So we tidied things up, we got rid of stuff,
we gave it away, and then we entered into the
studio and I thought to himself, and we cleaned it
like we spent I mean, how long do we spend
cleaning that studio. We wiped it down, we got rid
of all the crap.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
An entire show in a podcast. That's how much we
spent on that years.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
And then I thought to him myself, it's going to
be really nice walking in. And I walked down and
I just felt the unclutteredness of it. And then I
looked down in front of me and right where I sit.
It was a bloody pube a pubic here sitting right
in front.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Of me on the white Now, long time listeners of
the station will know that after us as Tony.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Lyle, not a lot of here to deal with, so
it's hard to.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Accuse him of that. Plus he doesn't set with Jerry sets.
In fact, no one does until Mike Minogue comes in
in the afternoon.

Speaker 8 (03:12):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
So, and we've had these here issues before. I feel
like there's.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Some more here right where I'm sitting today, Like, look
at that. I don't know how well you guys can
see that one there, it's probably what a couple of inches.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
If that's a puge, someone's got some problems.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Discussing that you've picked that up. But we've had these
hair issues in the past. Remember there was somebody had
click trimmed some sort of here over where Rudi sets. Now,
there's only I mean, it could have only either been
Angie or Kezy, that's.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Right, the hair clippings. The mystery here. This was very similar.
Look it looked similar to one of those, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, it was curly, it was short. That's clearly you
took to social media. Did I talked to it and said, look,
I've just cleaned the studio and we don't expect you
to help, but don't you know then immediately make it missy.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Only the Big Show have seen that clip, and that responded.

Speaker 9 (04:03):
With this incoming transmission from the Big Show.

Speaker 10 (04:16):
You're got a fellow's the Big Show here the great
pube debate. Well, first and foremost, we want to thoroughly
defend Mogi, who is publiss.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yes, he has no pube.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
Well, it's long been on the public record, Fellas that
I get my downstairs lasered and without.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Pubes, it's like scorched earth down there.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
What we think was really what I think is that
that young naked gentleman that you invited into the studio, Jerry,
it's probably come off that Seco.

Speaker 10 (04:41):
Look, i've got a heavy bush, as are saying to
the fellows. I sometimes have a bigger scratch down there,
and there are a few air currents.

Speaker 11 (04:48):
It's possible, but your bush is gray as man is
gray as a day in Levin or the hot There's
no way that could be one of the black beauties
we saw on the desk here.

Speaker 10 (04:59):
Ye, but you've got to remember though, that my boss
has covered most of the time, apart from when I'm scratching.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
It totally fell as Keezy. I'm here as well.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
And also just like yes, the big pile of crumbs
that was in fact Moogi and hod j cookie.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
It was from a cookie. I am sorry about that.
I'm generally very good and it's not bad. Is it
that we've got into four years and before you guys
have been able to level a complaint at me, whereas
you guys are animals.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
You're pegs disgusting.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Disgusting, gross us out. Okay, well we still haven't got
to the We still haven't got to the crack. Did
How about Keesy introducing himself? Is he a different was
he himself or was he introducing himself to someone else?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, I don't know, but him and I here, and
I was thinking, I get on Jason. That was brave
and I do think that it probably was one of
Jason's And yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well Jeremy here, I don't know why it was one
of Jason's and it was over on my side of
the desk.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, nor do I, but you know they are pretty
tight in the show. Anything happened, really couldn't it? Hey,
But you know, I thought they were going to be
going way harder than that. They get quite defensive in
this instance, they didn't, and so for that I'm grateful,
and they also did apologize. I think. So at some
point we're going to go out to the Bunnings warehouse
and get a bunch of stuff for the studio. I

(06:19):
think one of those one of the items on there
should be a cordless vac.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, are even.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Better accorded vat because then no one will steal it.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's going to do those central VAC systems which takes
into the war.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, completely unrelated to anything.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Does this song make you want to do a cheerleading routine?
Jerry always from the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Honey, we had pomp poms in the studio.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
Jerry and Mania the hold Ikey Breakfast, The.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
History of Yesterday, Today, tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
He will Hi me Maya here and on this day
in eighteen eighty three, Krakato Volcano, located west of Java
and Indonesia erupts Jerio and know all about this after.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
His anthropological excursion to Indonesia.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Absolutely ok Bogan holiday to Bali with a force of
two hundred megatons of ten T. That's about two point
six million times the size of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Wow,
was that a two point six million times?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Approximately thirty six thousand people are killed, and that's only
because there were probably only thirty six thousand people there
these days in the mills.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's a biggie. She's a lot of volcanoes in Indonesia.
Oh yeah, I mean there's one. There's one that's just
off the island on Lombok, which is an island beside Bali,
and it's three thousand, seven hundred meters high, and it's
this volcano.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's still spitting tax isn't it. Can't you climb up
and have a look at it, and it's still.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
There's a whole lot of spit in tax Yeah, spit
in tach volcanoes there.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Lava, yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
A beautiful soils, yeah, great soil, lovely soil, abundant soils.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, eating soil.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Do you know there's a line and you have to
forgive me, I forget the name of this line, but
there is an imaginary line between two of the islands
that go through the Philippines and through Indonesia and animals
only exist on one side of the line or the other.
That includes fish, and the line goes through the sea. Yeah,
and for some reason, so like kangaroos and marsupials and
that kind of stuff, they only live on the right
hand side of the line. So Australia parts of team

(08:10):
or and things like that. But then on they for
some reason they don't cross this imaginary line over to
the left and.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
They can't figure out what There's nothing to do with
the volcano. An extinction could event.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
No, because they could conceivably swim across the line. You
know what I mean, It's just between two islands. It's
no bigger than the Fauvo straight right, Okay. They just
they need passports. They just stick to their the country.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Strict passport control.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I think one of them got caught with the boogie
board full of some stuff and now they don't go over.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
There any monophobia.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Twenty eleven, Australia claims the final Try Nations Rugby Series
with twenty five twenty one over New Zealand in Brisbane.
Argentina's Pumas joined the competition the following year, series rebranded
TRC the Rugby Championship, and that confuses me every time
I hear of it. Every time someone says the rugby Championship,
I'm like change stations that.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Although it's good this year because everyone can beat it from.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh yeah, it's a good old fashioned Southern Hemisphere standoff,
So ding dong one loss all teams. In twenty twelve,
thrift Shop Is released by maclemore.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
And Ryan Lewis.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Some Day.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Went to number one and at least nineteen countries. Imagine
ours would have been one of them.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, Australia, UK, US, not Germany.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Macklemore was surprised when the song became a huge head.
He said, I wouldn't have anticipated that a song about
u'sed clothes would be number one one, Billboard Song of
the Year twenty thirteen, Grammy Award for Best Rap Performance,
Best Rap Song in.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Twenty fourteen as well.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I was at university when this came out and there
was a lot of thrift shopping going on.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
I think that helped.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Is there a lot now? I feel like thrift shopping
is way more on the way up.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh it's up.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I reckon it's actually peaked, and I think it could
potentially be on the way back down again. Oh really yeah,
And I've bought a couple of second hand Like I
bought a second hand jacket. No matter how many times
I'll watched that thing, it still smells like cabbage, singing.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
And closed general. The smell of cabbage. I don't know
why they spray cabbage spray on them before they sell
them or something to make them all and you go
to something. There's these pop up stores that pop.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Up all over the place and you go in there
and you're like, oh, that's a cool jacket. It's like
an all star NBA jacket from two thousand and three
or something like. That's cool. Yeah, And it's like, yeah,
six hundred brucks if you want it. But there wasn't
worth six hundred brucks and they made it.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Now it's ripped.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
The bat smells like purse.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I was like, and cabbage. I don't nothing wrong with
I like a second hand clothed as much as the
next person.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
As the last person, I will not go second hand shoes, No, no.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
No, what something weird about stepping in someone else's shoes
that they've molded into the shape of their feet.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Going to the bloody, going to the second edd shop
and then they've got like a sock and undy drawing Like, nah, dude.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Nah, I'm not doing that for me. It's something to
do with the fact that someone else's feet have been
in there and the bacteria, et cetera. Off that I
don't care about that. It's just the fact that it
feels weird.

Speaker 7 (10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Well, I think shoes mould your feet, don't it, And
if it's molded to someone else's foot, it's just it's
just no good. Twenty twenty four British band and I
hope I'm pronouncing this right Oasis and now it's a
reunion tour of Britain and Ireland, sixteen years after their
better split.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Anim like Sulla perfect not.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
I mean, I know my brother better than anybody else
when both come together.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
You love doing this.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Forty one show schedules. They are nineteen not out. Will
they make it to forty one before falling apart again?

Speaker 7 (11:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
You think there's going to be an issue?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
I think it could be. Yeah, I don't know, jeez.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I've been watching a lot of the social media. I've
been taking to social media to watch a lot of
the social media.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, that's where you'll find what surprises me is.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
The age of the average person is young, younger than
what I thought. Yeah, thats a lot of people going
along like dressing up like Oasis. Like it's like a
dress up thing, like you wear a bucket hat and
a punishing Eddy Dess, yeah, track jacket.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
They've had a resurgence on social media, I think, and
that's where that you're finding that. It's like I went
to a UB forty concert quite recently, only like five
years ago or something, and the split between the people
sitting down and then the people standing up on the floor,
it was everyone in the twenties is standing up on
the floor and then everyone in their like fifties is
sitting up in the listening to you. With the ticket prices,
oh partly, but also I don't know. They've got two

(12:12):
different fan bases, and I think that's Oasis as well.
Born on this day, Sir Donald Bradman, the greatest batsman
to ever play the game not named Kan Williamson born
in nineteen eight died in two thousand and one. Test
cricket average ninety nine point nine four. My partner's grandfather.
Shout out to Big Bash and Billy Burgess is the
only man in New Zealand who lays claimed to have
seen Donald Bradman bat in the flesh.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
It says he saw him in like oh God, I.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Want to say nineteen forty nine in England.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Something like that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh, and he would have been about sixteen. I believe him, Yeah,
I want to believe him.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
There is the family do not born on this day.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Also Don Bradman and the rugby league equivalent of Don Bradman,
matthew Ridge, New Zealand rugby and rugby league player, TV
personality and dear friend of Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Who he's the originator of the Ridgie YEP which is
right and undersized BMX, a long ponziby road shirtless with
a pair of white headphones and weaving in and out
of our Frisco diners in a surpent tea fashion.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
She has a birthday with Aaron Paul played Jesse on
Breaking Beat. He is forty six, one year older than
Macaulay Culkin. And that is the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow,
Tomorrow for Wednesday, twenty seventh August twenty twenty five.

Speaker 8 (13:20):
Jerry in the Night, the Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
It's our great pleasure to Welcome to the Hidache Breakfast Warrior.
Aaron Clark, who's playing the Eels this weekend? Can I Aaron?
Thanks for your time this morning.

Speaker 7 (13:31):
We meet all good. Thanks for having.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Jesuits early, for you getting up. I mean this six
forty in the morning. What's what's weeby got you up
so early for? I think? What time does training start?

Speaker 7 (13:43):
We're on a quarter post soon soon?

Speaker 12 (13:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Eron, but you guys don't play till like ten o'clock
at night some nights. Why's he getting out a bit
so early?

Speaker 7 (13:51):
Come on early, have a sauna? Very too much eating
during the week.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh you're going for sauna.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
That's a good point. Hey, is I feel like well?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
I was just saying before we got all of the
pleasantries out of the way, before we got you on,
so we didn't.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Sorry sorry, oh no, no we did. Someone else walk past?

Speaker 7 (14:13):
Yeah, someone walked in.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Who was it?

Speaker 7 (14:15):
Roger?

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Bloody Roger Rogers to get away out of it.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
We saw a step before that. You've played every single
game this season. I don't want to jinx it, but
are you bugging?

Speaker 7 (14:29):
I think earlier in the year I felt a little
bit more, but now my body's got an used to it,
so I'm better.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Now. How does training go this part of the season.
Are you still in there in the gym pumping iron
Aaron or are you just easing it off nowadays.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
I haven't got the gold card yet, mate. I'm still young,
so I still can't miss any riffs. So I still
going to do everything. But the club's got us still
doing all that stuff. It's still training hard. So obviously
at the business end of the year, a lot of
teams sticking off, but I think we're just getting started,
so which is exciting to us.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Who's got the gold cards? Roger got the gold card.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
What's what's your favorite what's your favored gym piece of
gym equipment? Eron? I imagine you're good on the bench.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
Oh yeah, I'm just going to see each press.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
What's what's your bench at the moment? What are you benching?

Speaker 7 (15:26):
We don't do one arims broke, we do three are
ins soon?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Okay, yeah? What about what are you doing in terms
of three three reps?

Speaker 7 (15:34):
One sixty seventy for three?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Oh I don't think I could dead lift that. Ah
yeah on a good day, and I've been trying pretty
hard as well.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Top four you guys are stuck back in there now,
what do you guys worry about?

Speaker 3 (15:52):
We or not worry?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
But do you guys talk or think about your latter
position at all? Or is it just when every footy
match that you play?

Speaker 7 (15:59):
No, I mean I think we're good. Thing that club's
got us doing is focusing on every every weekend and
every day when every day and then within the well
that stuff taking care of yourself, you know, knocked down
on each day it goes close to win again. That's
that's how good at the moment.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Did I see what was going on with you and Tina?
You you crashed, You almost went over the line. Tina
was the third man into the into the tackle and
he gave you a bit of a how's your father
in the tackle?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
What happened there?

Speaker 7 (16:28):
It's just particularly my leg mate, he.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Got pretty high, he gott How can we get back
to the benching again?

Speaker 7 (16:38):
Aaron?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Who so has your main competitor in terms of you know,
weight that you're benching because I reckon James fisheris looks
like he's missing leg day occasionally and maybe spending a
bit too much time on the bench.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
But if there's someone that's you know, competitive competition with
me will be Roger at all people quite strong, bro't. Yeah,
Roger's pretty sure. We've been similar to me, which is
good for a winger. And he's also fast. I'm not faster.
I didn't have the good race share. He's got a
good race share there.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
I imagine Roger to be very good on the calf raises.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Oh yeah mate, yeah, yeah, definitely powerful caves.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
He's a good allround athlete, Roger. So obviously this weekend
the game for you guys, what do you focus on
when you look at the eels? What what are the
what's we to be telling you about the eels? What
are you talking about behind the scenes?

Speaker 7 (17:36):
Okay, to be honest, for a lot of a lot
of weeks, we're just focused going on on us. But
like personally, I think when Mitch Mitchell Moses came back,
he added heat to their to their lineup and just
their their halves and their direction. And obviously Dylan Walker
you've obviously seen how good he was when he was
here with just his ball. Playing through the middle is
quite dangerous. So I definitely trying to shut down those two.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
And if you see Dylan Walker at the bottom of
a tackle where you rub his head into the dirt.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
I'm that kind of.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Aeron Clark, thanks so much for your time this morning.
Appreciate it. Best of black for the weekend.

Speaker 7 (18:12):
Thank you, mate, appreciate you having me on.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
It's a pleasure.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
Jerry and the Darky breakfast.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Time to get on the paperwork, which is where we
look at the newspapers so you don't have to and
we discussed the stories making news. That's all right.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
I'm just flapping around. This is the thing with the
paper every time I read this buddy thing everywhere.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Well, you know why. It's because you're always doing a drawing. Yeah,
I'm doodling your mania for just to look behind the curtain.
Every day we're doing the Radish and I is doodling
away and he adds to a photo. I mean, you
do add it. It's a piece of art by the
end of the show. But yeah, he'll add like a serpent.
I mean today, what are you doing. You're drawing a
snake underneath bear's legs.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
There's already a snake under rock. No, I am drawing
an ill. I'm drawing rock, very riding and ill. It's
going to be an absolute masterpiece. Topical, very topical, and
on the front page of the Herald a lot of
boring political stuff and we've got a political embargo on
the show. No politics, but something that I was going
to touch on yesterday, Jerry, that I know is near

(19:17):
and dear to your heart, that we didn't get a
chance to yesterday, and.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
It's getting a lot of coverage in the New Zealand Herald.
Fashion Week. You've been on the runway this week at all? No,
I haven't.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I haven't. But I did go to a fashion week
years ago and I was doing any media lunch and
we came up with a question which was designed probably
just to flumax people, And the main question I asked
was would you rather be fashionable or deaf?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Or deaf?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Or fashionable?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
I'd rather be fashionable, yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
But people didn't want to say that they'd rather be
fashionable than deaf because at the time sort of was
running down the deaf community people. Some people said dead well,
like for asking fashion east as whether they'd rather be
fashionable or deaf?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, that's right. That raises a great question. Is it
rude to slander the deaf on the radio?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
That is a good question.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
What was that, so shout out to our death listeners.
What else is going on in the paper this morning?
Social media experiment throws up deeply unsettling content. I'm probably
not going to tug on that through. No Oh, you
mentioned this yesterday. It happened sort of towards the end
of our show as Vallet. John Barnett. Now, I didn't
know John Barnett, but he was a TV and film producer,

(20:34):
and I saw the story that they did on him
on the news last night and basically any Kiwi movie
you can think.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Of, it was him Showne's wedding, Whale Rider.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
He was an amazing, really nice man too, met him,
had lots of chats with him. A real TV guy.
He started South Pacific Pictures back in the day when
it was I think it was called essentially called South
Pacific Television. It was like TV two, and then he
went on to own South Pacific Pictures, which made Shortland
Street and lots of films and lots of dramas and
all sorts of things. Became a very wealthy man actually,

(21:05):
but lovely man. Yeah, and really new TV, really understood TV.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Evidently the last interview that they had of Home As
he was talking about when they were putting the tariffs
on and potentially Hollywood wasn't going to come back to
New Zealand anymore to make films. He was talking about
how much that was going to impact the country. I
don't think we realize how many movies are made here
in New Zealand. I think we're just like a Lord
of the Rings and then we moved on.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, it's spending all the time.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh totally.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
That's why Jason momoor Is and Queenstown every other bloody day.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah. People, there's got to be a reason why people
want to come all the way down here to make movies.
So you've got to provide incentives. Some people say, well,
who cares about the film industry, Well.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
A lot of money.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
It's an industry.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
There's a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Whenever you see those movies and it's like eight hundred
million dollars in the first weekend.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Like every industry is an industry. I think what we're
working out at the moment, we need all industry.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Day what is it Wednesday? Day four of raking over
the calls of the all black sky joke. We're in
to bring on the box. Now, for those of you
playing home, we're not playing the box this weekend?

Speaker 8 (22:04):
Are we?

Speaker 3 (22:04):
We're playing the next week? Is we get two more
weeks of this?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
And so sporting journalists those that are left are filling
their boots on spring Box versus Black's content.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Well, I read a stinging article by Gregor Paul in
the Herald about our performance against Argentina, and it's he's
stung again today bell tolls for razors wing gamble.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Have you have you ever heard a glowing article from
Gregor Paul?

Speaker 2 (22:32):
No, he's not really.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
He's got his lane and he occupies it.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
All Blacks need wings who are proficient in the and
I yet, well, who are they?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Who are those wings? Which one of them?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
I don't think it's important to be proficient on the ground,
because the way.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
I'd like them to be a bit more proficient in
the end goal over the white line.

Speaker 7 (22:51):
If we.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Had two more weeks of that, awesome Jerry.

Speaker 13 (22:58):
And Mini the hold I keep breakfast Jerry in the night,
they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Big hour of radio coming up between now and a
big hour of Edmund. I have Mini updates, updates, updates, updates,
updates for all I have updates on I've got updates
on the uniforms. Yes, I've got updates on the curtains.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Thank goodness. Zoe's got an.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Update that she would like to share with you at
some point this hour as well, that I think will
surprise and shock you to your core.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
You're looking at me.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
You, You're looking at me.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Very something you've done you don't think people know about. Oh, no,
that someone saw. Oh you thought you could keep getting
away with it, Jerry, you can't. You're going to be
held to account at some point in the next hour
plus mastermind up to three million dollars, So.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Wown in for that one later on up next. What
is the one thing that males do wrong in the bedroom?

Speaker 4 (23:57):
One thing?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yep, the one thing I only do one.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
Jerry and the Hodarchy breakfast, I.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Seem and I you sent through an article into the
shared chat room. Yes, and the title of the article
is World's biggest male adult star reveals the one thing
men do wrong in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, the biggest, Well, the thing is Jerry, I send
you know, multiple articles through into the group chat every day.
It's interesting to me that this is the one that
you sought. But and to your point, Ruder. I thought
so too, and I reread the headline. No, it genuinely
does read the one thing men do wrong in the bedroom,
which is pretty you know, it's assuming that there's there

(24:44):
is only one thing men do wrong in the bedroom. Yeah,
I think there's many things, probably, But anyway, he's outline
the same mistake that all men making the sheets.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Now, I had not heard of this guy, Jerry. You
hadn't heard of him.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
You know, Ruder seems to be very familiar with his work.
I just look him up on Instagram followed by Ruder.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
As I just saw that that.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
It's always a man.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
That's not true.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
You know, that one friend you've got wherever, whenever you
click on a profile and then it's like followed by it,
it's always that same guys.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
I know what you are, I know what kind of
men you are.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Anyway, he might be one of the most famous faces
in the adult industry, boasting millions of social media followers,
one of them sitting to my right, the flow Controller,
hundreds of X rated films that he's done throughout his career,
and Johnny sins, sorry, Johnny sins. Yeah, he's forty five,
and so you would think that he would know a
thing or two about behavior in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
And he said that this is the number one question
that's always asked of him as well.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Actually it's the number two questions. The first question is
how can you make it a bit bigger? And the
second question, which the answer is there's some risky surgeries,
but probably not worth trying. Just be happy with who
you are and how God made it, of course. And
then the second one is what's what's the number one
tip you could give me in the bedroom? And he
said that there is one thing that most dudes do,

(26:07):
and they do it wrong in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
What do you think it is? Three four eight three,
give us a call one hundred. I suspect not a
lot of calls.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Okay, so well we're going to have we're each going
to have a guess.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, have a hon and what you think the number
one mistake that men make in the bedroom. And I'm
picking it's mostly going to be women that get in
touch on three four eight three. Let us know what
you think is the number one thing that men get
wrong in the bedroom. According to a very experienced text
through straight away.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Crying nothing wrong with crying, Well, it depends we're talking
about a lot the acc method, the apologize, cry, and
then call your mum. It's just the post calls. If
you're doing those three things, you're going to win a
lot of friends in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Now, the texts are coming through thick and fast. You'll
forgive us for going to a quick song here because
we're going to need to screen these texts to make
sure that they're fit for broadcast before.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
We come back and read these out. But keep the
kicks coming through. Three, four, eight, three biggest thing that
men do wrong in the bedroom.

Speaker 8 (27:12):
For the text, Oh man oh no, Jerry and Mania
the Darkey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Oh god, seventy past seven on the Hiderarchy brief. So
Manya sent in an article into the group chat room
and it was world's biggest male adult star reveals the
one thing men do wrong in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
And I thought when I did that, I was like, look,
first of all, Jerry doesn't check this three and he
won't say this little bit. I know that's the one
thing he saw. The second thing I thought is this
would be a good learning moment for all involved.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
We vote, now what's happened is so? And then we've
asked you what do you think that is? On three
four eight three? What do you think the one thing
that men are doing wrong in the bedroom? What is it?
And the kittens of open into our listener's bedrooms. Yes,
you've taken a peek in and I've locked down and
I'm closing the curtains again. I want to close the curtains.

(28:07):
I've had a look and I'm not happy with what
I'm seeing. I'd like to close it up and get
out of here.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
And I know we asked for it, but like, is
there help available for people who have read the text
machine on Radiohodak this morning?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Who can we talk to?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, look, I'm going to I'm going to be brave
and I'm going to read out a couple of the
texts here. Careful bringing a friend along someone else sticks through?
Is this a podcast chap? I don't even know if
some of the ticks that have come through it can
be read on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Especially not the one ending five one one. No, I
can't read that.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
No, no, no, no, five one one. You should be
ashamed of yourself.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Snoring during love mate.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yep, there we go.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
We can read that one.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Anytime you're snoring. That's a problem. Bringing a friend along.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
That's a problem someone else sticks through three four eight
three yell and call me Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Apparently an issue.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
This suggestion here, Amber Herding. Look, you don't want to
be Amber Heerding. We all know what that is.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah, I as watched the doc on that. I know
far too much about that.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Dutch oven.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Dutch oven. Certainly that's that's that's a.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Bad idea, mood killer. But I think everyone knows that. Yeah,
these are all things that people know.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Putting the wrong pillow cases on the wrong pillows, because
do you have the pillow case situation where you've got
one that's like, you've got two pillows I presume yes,
and one is for like reading something like that, and
if you put that pellow case on the one that's
for sleeping.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
O boy, Yeah, I've got I've got a long pillow
and a short pillow nowadays. Oh yeah they're but they're
clearly different pilow cases, right, yeah, okay, so eyes, I
thought that it would be keeping your socks on when
you make love.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, our socks and the beds and no goo.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
There's something about keeping your socks on. It's just saying I.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Don't even like to be in the same house someone
who's sleeping with socks on.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I hate wearing side can't sleep in socks?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah yeah, I overheat, but I run hot. Oh over hate, mate.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
I run hot and a pair of socks, so do I.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
That's why I can't go to the socks.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I nicknamed my cat the Hongey Stone because it comes
and lies on top of me in the middle of
the night and coax me.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Hangy Stone got me again last night.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
And actually the hangy Stone is the thing I thought
was going wrong, and our bedroom is throwing the cat
across the room by the scruff of the neck.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Here's here's someone backing me up.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Socks on as a no socks on, absolutely no go.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Someone else's got a Jeremy Well shrine in the thing.
Long short of all of that is, I actually didn't
read it long enough into the article to find out
what the run rule is.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I just wanted to know what people out there were thinking.
And you've all willingly dubbed yourselves in. Well you haven't.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
You don't know what it is.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
No, I do know what it is. I looked into it.
You want to know, I really want to know.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Everyone wants to know his advice as people are too selfish,
men are too selfish, and to pay more attention to
your partner and be a please. It is the correct answer.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Oh, I think we all knew that, didn't we We did.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Now some of the ways that that was worded on
the text machine, we might need to call these.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
People back and have a quick word about.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, there's talking of races and people winning the race first.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Sorry, no racing to the finished ethnic it is, that's
right said. To clarify that.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Six and three four h three boring, we'll send you
a manuscript of the text machine thus far and you
can cast your own judgment of that.

Speaker 8 (31:32):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodaki breakfast.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Now I'm slightly intrigued because Zoe has written down in
our dock that we have here on the radio Hadaki breakfast.
Jerry at the supermarket. And I'm not sure why, but Zoe,
you've come into the studio, and I assume you want
to know the way that I shop at supermarkets, my tactics,
how I approach a supermarket shop.

Speaker 12 (31:53):
As much as I would love to hear about that, no,
I had someone saw you at the supermarket, my long suffering,
A sweet the supermarket. You know he spoke about having
a fool versus falling down. Well, you almost had a
fall at the supermarket on and apparently you tried to
act quite nonchalant about it.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Oh my god, what did he see that?

Speaker 12 (32:15):
Yeah, there was a box at the end of an
aisle and you've tripped over.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
It and your face. What is the luck that he
we're living in a simulation that he actually saw that.
It was a busy supermarket someday. And I went there
to get some chocolate actually, and so I'm wandering around
the aisles and then it was quite it was it
was congested, and so I went close to the end

(32:39):
of the aisle and I went or I went around
the island. Because of my glasses have got a thick
room at the bottom. You can't always see down. And
I was looking up and there was some boxes sticking
out and I tripped over the boxes. It was so embarrassing.
I just managed to keep my balance. Stumbled, but a
full stumble, full old man stumble.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Did you have to grab onto something to stay up right,
like a rail or no?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
There was nothing to grab but I but I managed
to keep my balance. But it was massively embarrassing, and
I thought to myself, maybe I got away that maybe
no one saw me, but no, so his boyfriend saw me.

Speaker 12 (33:17):
Yeah, I was acting quite notal, and really you could
tell that you hope no one had seen it.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
So that's exactly I was totally hoping no one has
seen it.

Speaker 12 (33:26):
Say of you with your basket not falling. Jerry almost
just fell on his face, and.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Will see if he saw it, and I know him,
then I can't imagine how many other people saw that
as well. There I was just thinking, I got to watch.
I thought I stumbling.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I think he's drunk.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
It's concerning, though, at my age, that you're having a fall.

Speaker 12 (33:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Well, also, this is kind of the second fall that
you've had this this year. Of course, you had the
one walking backwards kicking the football with your son and
there was a gentle slope behind you.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Tip. You put that out of my mind.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
No, I've put that out of my mind. Two falls
and a year, two falls of a year, Jerry geriatric.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
And also knee operation?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
What else?

Speaker 14 (34:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, yeah, I'm an old man. I'm an old man.
I'm an old man.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
I wonder if you can get in touch with woollies
and get the CCTV.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Surely if you could work on that one's though, give thanks,
Let's not do that.

Speaker 13 (34:24):
Jerry and Midnight The Hodarchy Breakfast Jerry and Midnight The Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Breakfast Time four The Hardarchey Breakfast Mastermind. Yesterday's Mastermind topic
was milk.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
But Steve from Auckland, who's in the marine industry and
celebrated his fiftieth birthday used today but still acts like
a twenty year old, at least according to his mum,
could only get one question right. That means today we've
got two hundred and fifty New Zealand dollars up for
grabs Jack Wot's fifty dollars. Every day we don't have
a winner. And since today we're on the hunt for
some new curtains at the moment. Today's Mastermind topic is curtains.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I'm the line Steve from We're still Good morning, Steve,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
Yeah, good morning, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
How are you good thing? Steve? You're a teacher. I
am a d You have four daughters, two have four daughters.

Speaker 15 (35:09):
Yes, one of them is with you now, three of
them actually with me now. But yeah, one of them
actually rang up this contest and hand it to me.
Freaked out when Zoe answered, is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Okay, okay, Well are you going to split the money
with that daughter if you are to win this one today?

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Steve?

Speaker 15 (35:27):
Well, possibly, but I have won something before, and Harrika,
I want to She had vinyl from Lee Hart and
the kids are in the car and he promised them
that I'll buy the mcdonalsmin dinner so cost me fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Hey, hey, sounds like McDonald's and breakfast. Steve.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Yeah, you might recoup some of those costs because today
we've got two hundred and fifty dollars up for grab. Steve.

Speaker 15 (35:49):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
All right, you got forty five seconds, Steve. We're going
to ask you five questions. You've got to get three correct.
If you don't know the answer, just pass and we'll
come back to it if we have time, and of course,
if we stuff it up. You when Steve, thank you.
Question one for Steve for two hundred and fifty bucks.
Which actress appeared opposite Dan Aykroyd and the nineteen ninety
three film Coneheads, Jamie Lee Curtis no the notional barrier

(36:15):
separating Europe between the end of World War two and
nineteen eighty nine was called.

Speaker 15 (36:19):
What the Iron Curtain Correct.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
The provocative phrase hanging curtains appears in the Netflix series Baby.

Speaker 15 (36:26):
What Baby Reindier Correct.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Playing first five for the All Blacks between nineteen sixty
three and nineteen seventy three was.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
Earl Jersen, Corre.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Macas all around, Steve, Kids, Billy Tonight, Steve yep, I
think so well, don your one two hundred and fifty dollars, Steve.

Speaker 15 (36:51):
Yeers, thank you very much, Jay, thank you Mill, thank
you too.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Easy, Steve too easy.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Okay, that's a pleasure, kids, Thanks for listening to Radiohack
you Steve so we even want to know what the
last question was.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
I thought it was a great.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Question, which Frank's martressng contains the lyric, and now I
face the final curtain my way. A lot of texts
coming through were too easy. Apparently, get too easy.

Speaker 13 (37:18):
Get out of here, too easy, Jerry and Mini the
hold ikey breakfast, just for.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
A bit more administration, if we could to start the
hour off right. The p or G Cody log is
still out there affixed to the floor of the office
now and a few people have reached out over social
media overnight a couple of people of text. A couple
of people have called they want the log matt Head
not one of them, Dilly from out of the office.
He is one of them, so I think we might
need to get him in once he gets in for

(37:45):
work this morning.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah, We've also got to try and get to Lee
Hart's old Wakachini guitar down to Dunedin.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yes, a couple of people have messaged in flying to
Dunedin from Auckland this Friday and they've offered to take it.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
And I can see that the safe which we used
to have in the studio year which is open the
whole time, which doesn't nobody knows the code to.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
There's also a key is there. There's a key and
a code. Okay, so it has been rendered useless. Okay,
I think no one want to go, but I can
probably go to the tip right okay.

Speaker 8 (38:13):
Jerry and midnight the hold I key Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
So that's on the number two hundred and ninety nine
Faith No More Last Cup of so from my favorite
Faith No More album? Yeah, album of the Year from
nineteen ninety seven?

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
That was your favorite year? All timeteen ninety seven?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
It's up there. Yeah, nineteen ninety seven, Yeah, ninety seven,
I was twenty. Really formative year, as you can imagine,
first year on TV, first year on television.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Some people are just born on third base and told
run home, aren't they?

Speaker 8 (38:45):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
But I'm sure exactly how it works.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
But a real formative year for your last late years
of the nineties. Oh yeah, that's actually just a question
without warning. This is a question that I've wanted to
know about the nineties for a while because I vague
medes of the nineties. But I was a child throughout
when you there used to be one singular phone in
the house, didn't there, say, when you're flatting yep? And

(39:10):
then you would just get a phone call and you'd
answer and they'd be like, he is Jerry there, And
then you'd be like, this is a good question.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
And then well, so like if you're organizing maybe a
pass up a couple of mates coming around and watch
the footy and have a beer or something, yeah, then
you've got to go yeah, yeah, we'll be home from
whatever time and you just come around yep or what.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Okay, So that that part I understand. I've seen that
happen a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
What if you ring someone and you're like, oh, Jerry,
we're going down the pub at like five, you gonna
come for a bit, and then you go yeah sweet.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Then you go to the pub and your mate's not
there yet.

Speaker 12 (39:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Usually I would just look at my phone. But in
the nineties, the hell did you do it?

Speaker 2 (39:49):
You didn't do anything. Newspaper Yeah, no, you didn't read
the newspaper. You just sat and you looked around, and
everybody else sat and looked around.

Speaker 14 (39:56):
This.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Oftentimes, if you're at a pub, there might be a
TV screen so you might watch the or you have
a drink, or I'll tell you the thing that you
do and I believe it or not. This is this
is going to amaze a lot of people. Yes, particularly
of your generation mine. You would talk to people, did
actually talk to people. You would meet someone, you would
introduce yourself to someone you'd never met before, and you

(40:17):
would start you'd find some common ground and you'd start
actually talking to a stranger. As disgusting, I know, it's
shocks it shocks people, but you'd sit at a bus
stop in those days and you would actually talk to
the person beside you, because how else were you going
to pass the time.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
You couldn't look at it. You couldn't look at the phone.
Some people used to read nerds used to read and
stuff at bus stops, but no one. Most people didn't.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
How do you know when the bus was coming because
you wouldn't have that app.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
It just went by a schedule.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
You just read the sign and prayed that it was
on time.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
You had to know that. You had to know the schedule,
and you had timetables that were on hard copies. So
you have a piece of paper that are or a
bus timetable and you carried that with you on your
bag so you knew. And then also on the on
the on the bus stop, it would have the timetable.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, but it's never on time.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
It's never accurate, no, And you wouldn't know if you
turned up a minute late. You wouldn't know whether you
had missed it or whether it was late.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
And here's the one last thing from the nighties. I've
completely waylaid this break in.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
That's fine, but the last thing, Christians.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
There's a hangover from people who were fully formed audds
in the nineties. If you ask them where's something is,
they will list out details. All right, so from here
to left, you're going to go four blocks down that way.
Once you hit the petrol station, turn right. Once you
get there, then you're just about two blocks away from
You shouldn't to remiss it. And it's like every time
that happens, it red lines me because I'm like, I'm

(41:36):
just going to Google maps this and I don't need
the blow by blow.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Now there's two important things that you've just said there,
because one of them is See, that's why people of
my generation think they're superior to your generation, because we
actually know things.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Wow, we had to Or do you get lost every
time you go to a new town because you refuse
to use Google Maps, Well.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
We knew how to get places because we had to know.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I remember in the nineties my father would make me
get the map out on the dashboard and I'd be
rotating the map to keep it orientated the same way.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
You see twenty four. You'd be like, yeah, that's right, okay,
twenty four exit up the roundabout. But it was the
same as when you went out and someone asked a
question about something, and then you'd say someone would know
the answer to it, that's right, and that was and
either that was the right thing or not. You had
to be confident that's right.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
But nowadays nobody knows anything because everyone googles it.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, but back in the day, you could just say
just about anything and that was as good as the truth.
For example, the one about Richard Gear was that his name,
and he had and he put a hamster somewhere, the hemster.
There was one about Marilyn Manson removing a root. Okay,
and these things got passed around in the nineties urban myths.
Good on us for being able to spread those entirely

(42:50):
around the planet without the Internet.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Can I ask you another question? Yes, what's happening with
the uniforms?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Oh? Yes, doing it now?

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Maybe after the Okay, next song?

Speaker 13 (43:00):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarkey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight the
hold Iarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I've got an update on all sorts of Edmund.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yesterday I was accused, and actually mere five minutes ago,
I was accused of sort of not doing anything on
the uniform front.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Oh, by Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
You know, I didn't say you're not doing anything. I
just see things seem to have stored.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
It was the tone. Have we got an update on
the uniforse.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
We're just asking what we do and I hope and
I hope Ben doesn't mind me sharing this.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I presume, I presume.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
If you email a radio host a piece of information,
you know that it's potentially going to be broadcast.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Look, if you interacted all with the radio host, get
ready for it to be shared.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
And I've noticed that since I started on this show,
a lot of people have stopped talking to me for
that very reason. This is what happened after the capable
whole situation.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yep, update on the Darky breakfast uniforms. Yes, quick, kids
up from Ben. My wife is given birth.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Oh, great news. See congratulations, great news for him, great
news for his wife. Congratulations.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Congratulations Ben, congratulations, heartfelt congratulations. Just remember mania can be
both both the boys and girls name.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
The flip side of that is that's going to waylay
our job a little bit because Ben's going to be
off site looking like it's going to be in the
courier middle of next week. And he said, let me
know if that's going to be a problem. See if
we can push it to hit at all.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Okay, Yeah, I mean looking like it's going to be
in the courier middle of next week. Is not in
the courier mid next week. It's not. It's not we'll
be with you tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
It's going to be here before the weekend. Looking like
it's going to be in a courier next week. That
sounds like I'm just going to get them. We're going
to get them in a month.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
This is what it's looking like, all right.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
So this is that's where that's at. That's just a
quick update. One last bit of Edmond that I'm not
going to read out from email. But what I need
you guys to understand is there is now an Export
Ultra logo on the sleeve.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Okay, I'm just gonna leave it.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I'm not gonna say how we've gone about paying for this.
All you guys need to know is there is now
an export Ultra logo on the sleeve as well.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Right, Okay, I believe there's been an update as well
on the curtains which we're attempting to procure secondhand from
the Hit studio.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yes, John, O, Ben and Meghan they've got curtains. I
went and asked them where they got them from. They said,
we're actually getting rid of them and I understand rooted.
They've now escalated that to the top. They've gone to
the big radio boss.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Here.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
It ends in me Stano.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
There is another radio show in the building. There is
in the market for some curtains. They came over and
they asked, and we took to them on the radio.
They want our curtains.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
I mean, I want them out of there.

Speaker 8 (45:45):
They look terrible.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
You'll want them gone.

Speaker 16 (45:48):
Well, Radio had Ochy, Jerry and Maniah have pitched a
case for the curtains to be relocated to their studio
because they spoke to a fun Shway expert who said
there's too much positive energy coming in this studio from
the outside. Well they're outside just looks out into that
the Lelleyway where you vapor the time.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
So you're okay, as our boss, for the curtains to
be relocated. They wanted the curtain rails as well, as
I don't know if we can stretch that far, but no.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
They can get they can get their own curtain rails.

Speaker 10 (46:19):
You guys still need the curtain rails just in case
different color curtain.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Right, Okay, So we don't get the rails, Okay, We've
just got the curtains. We just got to hang the curtains,
so now we need rails.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
So the next So the next piece of Edmond is
you and I need to find some rails, if anyone's
got some, if anyone can sell some rails.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Out there, three four, three, eight hundred Hardaki, we're looking
to get on.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
I've seen plenty of rails of my time. I'm just
not sure whether they should be here in the studio.
That's the question.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Too many cameras for the rails.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
I don't want to get rails.

Speaker 11 (46:53):
Rails suck.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Finding rails sucks. That's the boring part of curtains.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Someone's got a set of rails three and fifty, they're
going to come in a bag for some reason.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
I don't know how that works.

Speaker 8 (47:05):
Jerry and Mini a the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yes, Dead or Alive is a game. But we name
five well known people and you have to tell us
whether they are dead or alive. We have two contestants
going head to head.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Sounds easy, but when you head to head against your
fellow patriot can get very very tense.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Here's Sam. Good morning, Sam, welcome to the show.

Speaker 14 (47:30):
Good morning, how you going?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
God you're calling him from christ Church.

Speaker 14 (47:34):
I am just taking the kids to school. We're on
the way there. So here's some cheddar in the background
correcting me.

Speaker 7 (47:40):
That's them.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Well, we're already that you're the second father is called
in today?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
And actually was it?

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Steve has called in before He won two hundred and
fifty dollars on Mastermind with his kids in the car,
So that bodes well for you.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Sam.

Speaker 14 (47:52):
Oh jeez, all right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Sam, you're the manager of a bakery. Yeah, favorite sweet treat.

Speaker 14 (48:00):
Favorite sweet treet. Jeez, can't go past a nicely made
with coffee? O?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
What's sorry.

Speaker 15 (48:10):
With a coffee? I've got to set kid in the cat.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Sounds that you've got got a COVID going on in.

Speaker 14 (48:14):
The caf be blowing up the whole situation.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
All right, Caim, what your buzzer could maybe be a
cough Okay, yeah, going to.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Try it out.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
That's gonna be a problem in case the kid coughs, and.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Then Sam, you're your buzzer needs to be your name, actually,
otherwise you might be probmatic? Right, do you want to
test it that for us?

Speaker 12 (48:39):
Sam?

Speaker 7 (48:40):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Good on you. Sam, You're going to be going up
against Katie. She's from Auckland. She works and finance.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Good morning morning, Caddy.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I say you're a jigsaw puzzle enthusiast. Do you have
one of those boards where you can fold it up
and zip it up so that the cat doesn't throw
the jigsaw pieces all over the lounge?

Speaker 7 (48:59):
No, I love Dan, it's out on the table.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Wow, dangerous. So you dedicate an entire table, Katie, to
your jagsaw puzzle?

Speaker 7 (49:08):
Yeah, you can just eed in the lounge.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
All right.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
What's the most pieces you've ever done in a puzzle?

Speaker 7 (49:14):
A thousand?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Does that meaning? Do they do bigg ones?

Speaker 7 (49:18):
Yeah? I think they do like five thousand, But now
that's too big.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Do you live do you live with anyone? Cady?

Speaker 7 (49:25):
Just my cats.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
And they don't tear your jigsaw puzzles to But we've
got a cat, and I've got a jigsaw enthusiast in
my house as well, And if we leave that out,
they are all over the lounge.

Speaker 7 (49:37):
I must feed them too.

Speaker 9 (49:38):
Well.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Yeah, hey, Katie, kitty cat. How many kitty cats you
got at home?

Speaker 7 (49:42):
There?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Just too, Katie? Would you like to test your buzzer?
It's your name, Katie, Katie all right, Sam versus Katie.
Let's get into dead or alive?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
It was just about run out of time.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
One hundred dollars up for grabs for all Black Northland
rugby legend Sid going. Is he dead or alive?

Speaker 8 (50:07):
Katy?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
That was Sam first? Sam, sit going?

Speaker 14 (50:13):
I think he's going gone.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
He is good guyed in twenty four, aged eighty, great halfback,
great from the base of the scrum. Good start for you, Sam,
You're one up. Person two, known for his dead pan
comedic roles in the Airplane and The Naked Gun Leslie Nielsen. Sam,
He's dead too, correct, he is dead, Oh, Katie, Sam's

(50:38):
off to a two year lead. Yeah, you need to
stop doing your puzzles and wake up. Person three, a
medium pace bowler who played forty three Tests and one
hundred and fourteen One Day Internationals for New Zealand. You
and Chatfield dead are alive? Kt Katie and Chatfield is dead?

Speaker 7 (51:03):
Sam?

Speaker 2 (51:04):
You and chatfielders, Yeah.

Speaker 14 (51:05):
I buzz in there and say he's well and truly alive.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Three three nails, sweep. Congratulations Sam, good work, Thank you, Katie?
What were you up to trying to think?

Speaker 8 (51:24):
Well?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Ver enough? Bad luck?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Give in mind?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Thank you, thanks for calling in and thanks for playing.
Congratulations Sam, good luck with the sick cad one hundred
dollars winging its way to you.

Speaker 7 (51:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (51:37):
I think I just called COVID, Jerry and Midnight.

Speaker 8 (51:42):
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
So something else from nineteen ninety four Friends Day Boode
on TV, which was a very popular sitcom nobody expected.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
To be Nobody told me life is going to be
this way. Uh changed history and became a cultural phenomenon.
Dadoy's a good question. You're your favorite to least favorite
Friends year.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
The character of the actor, the character.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Rachel.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Rachel's your favorite.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Yeah, Rachel's my favorite, Okay. I would then go Chandler
Shivner and Chandler.

Speaker 17 (52:23):
Paul Yeah, okay, Chandler Yeah, Ross Yeah, Joey Yeah, Phoebe, Phoebe.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
And then Monica, Oh Monica last Yeah. I didn't like Monica.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Monica seemed like that flatmate who was gonna go and
buy like a new thing of butter and then ask
you to wire her thirty four cents for your share
of the butter.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
That kind of person.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
I don't have a favorite character because I never liked
the show but I can tell you my least hated character. Okay,
Monica really, Wow, you got the inverse list? Yeah, Monica,
why and all.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
The flatmat who hits people up? For the third four?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Then I'm coming with Rachel Yeah. Then I'm going to
go Chandler.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Yeah, Chandler polarizing. I reckon, some people hate them.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
They ain't going to get ross wait squib Yeah, And
I'm going to go Joey annoying with the one line
joe really annoyed that. And then I'm going to go
with old what's her face?

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Phoebe? Phoebe, but she she had a twin though, who
was starting in adult movies, which I found very interesting
as a young man, Phoebe.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Would it interest you to know them listed an estimated
net worth?

Speaker 2 (53:34):
I'd love to know.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Okay, we're going to go bottom to top. Actually, and
the bottom one I think would shock you.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Met LeBlanc ah us eighty to eighty five million.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
I would have say he's struggling. So he's struggling, isn't he?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
And I thought I would have thought, because you see
him doing top gear and all that, that that he
might have been a bit higher up on this list.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
But maybe that's why he's just above her. Matthew Pierry Okay,
no longer.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
With us, no, but at the time of death in
October twenty twenty three, worth one hundred and twenty US dollars.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Struggling the million sorry million, yes, dollars, just above him.
I actually tied with him.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
David Swimmer shwimmers above Pierriy, Shwimmers above Pierriy, and above
both of them, who drowse above them, who drose above them.
Courtney Cox above them at one fifty and Denniston almost
unbackable at the TB. Jennifer Anderson, she's the top, somewhere
between five hundred and five hundred and fifty New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (54:28):
Millie Jerry in the nine the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Number five five, yeah, and then nothing but niney's countdown.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
You just talked all over it. But right at the
end there you can hear him throwing his sticks at
the wall. I believe.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
That's my talking over the top of it.

Speaker 18 (54:47):
Unprofessional there from Dave Abrazizi, Dave Abrazizi spell Dave Abrazizi
abb are u zi z e s.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
It can be heard throwing his drumsticks against the wall
and frustration in response to the pressure that was placed
on him by producer Brendan O'Brien during.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
The recording of the track.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Now, what you can't hear when we go to a
song is Jerry does the same thing with his microphone
because of the pressure that executive produced Ruder places on
him and each break. Sometimes if if he stumbles over
a word or whatever. You know, you can you can
feel the.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Pressure being exerted from Ruder, and then he'll throw his microphone.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Against the walls.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Yeah, we're a glass throw the glass against the wall. Yeah,
like this.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Genuinely going to do that? I thought, No, then we
don't have to deal with smash glass.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Apparently, after recording the track, he also punched a hole
through the sneer drum and throw it off the side
of a cliff.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Okay, it turns out that Dave Abrazz he's got some issues.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
They only got him for that one album and then
they didn't have him around him.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Ye is that right?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Stop taking it out on your gear mate, Yeah, think
about it.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Also, how close were they to the nearest cliff?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Because to be able to maintain that amount of rage
and drive to a Cliff Top and then throw it off.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
You know they're recording by Cliff that must have been
right on the hea.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
That's what they do their best recording cart believe someone
voted for that song the Countdown.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Rudy loves it.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
I love it, yeah, and so does Mogio. Monog loves
that song.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Do you two want to go and get a room
over that song?

Speaker 4 (56:17):
We'll get one and live in Maybe that's where we
heard it.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
That's the kind of that I'm not going to say
it all right, in fact, in the spirit of not
saying things that you definitely shouldn't say, should we not
have to stug on the

Speaker 8 (56:28):
Head lets Breakfast Show with Funning's Trade and now Father's
Day with Funning's Trade.