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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hard Aki Breakfast load up on Landscaping with Bunning Straight.
Good morning, Jerry. Sorry, I've just had a sneezing fit
in the studio. I'm still soldering on with Couldrel. Although
there's a funny thing about the old cold. You know,
some days you wake up and you feel sick as
a dog, and then other days you wake up and
you feel all right, but then you don't look I
feel fine, but I'm just had a sneeze fit.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
But it's interesting you you, it's interesting you say you
feel fine. Yeah, you don't look great. Yeah, I know
your eyes like your cold is coming out of your eyes.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's just a sneezing fit that I just had. All right,
what I'm saying is this is all around about way
I'm saying. I'm still on for the tea time at
eleven thirtieth this morning, so we're still playing.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Go Yeah, well the cultural does work well, doesn't it.
Were you question you when you're on the Coldrel?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Did you ask for it by name?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well no, so well I went for the David Seamour,
the pseudo infangery, and I went up to the counter
and I was like, can I get that suit? Can
I get some of that David Seamour.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I don't know what you mean.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's like, you know, I want that David Seamore. I
want to tear up the treaty this morning, you know.
And the girl by the gods like what, well, you
know what ne one and I just got the quadreal
that doesn't have the David Seymour in it. Oh already,
well this is the thing. That was like, we're going
to make it legal, anyone can you know? But I
pulled up to the counter, like listen to me. I
had pretty sure I had a sneezing fit in the lineup.

(01:14):
I was like, am I about to make methm fedmen
with this? You tell me they were going to the back.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
They were going to the back. They're going to a
secret little place.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I'm got a brutal three hours of broadcasting here to
me every morning, all right, and I need some of
that David Seamore to give me.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's probably wasn't a David Seymour fan.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
To see that bag.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Here, that was very exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, the other day and I was saying that he'd
run out of towels.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I had torn through two towels consecutively and two separate weeks.
I've ripped both my towels, and we only run two
towels to two bath towels, two beach towels, and then
two shitty taels for like spills or anything.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Cat killing the cat as we're doing cat towels, cat toowls,
two cats, two cats what they call them at Farmer's
face clos.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yes, you have two face cloths, two handcloths, two bath bets.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
We've got the Noah's Ark of mages.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
But they haven't been breeding.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, they haven't. Well that's the problem.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
All these all these bath mats and hand towels and towels,
are they all from a matching cetera? They mismatched.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
The bath sets are a matching set, yeah, but then
the other ones are ad hoc. All right.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
And so you you had two towels and you rip
through your two.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, both in the same week. They must have just
given up the ghost in the same week. It was
what I was doing, the back flossing technique and I
just hold the mania that thing straight down the middle.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, because you've been using two towels, so you've been
obviously washing and drying those two.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Tails, and I'll go to the gym quite a bit, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's how so you take those towels to the gym
or coming back?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
No, No, I'm saying the strength that I've gained last yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
Beast mate, Yeah, I've got chest.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
So you've obviously got a shortage of towels at your place. Yeah,
for some bizarre reason, towels come to our place to die,
and we it's like a tower retirement village in our place,
and we I had a lot yesterday because when you
told me the story about not having toaels of that,
I can help you out here. And so I went
into a cupboard and I counted forty five towels. Holy

(03:28):
stop it okay, But part of it is it was
a cupboard of towels.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Forty five.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's the cupboard of towels.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
You've got a pool, yes, And so I feel like
a lot of these because I've got mates grown up.
They had a pool, and their whole thing was they
would end up with just go under that cupboard there,
take whatever tail you want, Yeah, take it.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
And we've got togs. You end up with towels and togs.
But also I've never bought a towel, so I have
never ever paid with my credit card or my EF
post for a towel and my entire life.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Well you and you will never have to again.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Well that's the thing and actually has come to me.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Is this a cost of living crisis thing where it's
actually cheaper to get a pool that it is to
get a towel. So you can save a lot of
money on towels if you just install yourself a pool
and then the towels will come to you.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's a weird thing. But also when I was growing up,
I feel like when I left home, my mother sort
of offloaded a whole lot of old, old towels to me.

Speaker 6 (04:24):
And I've still got those towels.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm still rocking those towels. So what I've what I've
done is I've brought in for you and I because
I understand that you're in a you know, and a
real towel bind at your place. There's a towel there's
a towel drought, and obviously we are raining toils at
our place. So I've brought in and I'm not only
brought in I think four, I bring in four. I
bought in a variety of colors from a variety of errors.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Wow, so we've got the brown.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Would you call that brown?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, yeah, I think I think a light beigey brown
can see more colors than I can.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Brown, chocolate, milk brown. Call that we've got.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
A We've got a beautiful little real number.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
I've got that color a heart.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
This funny hear is from the late nineties from my parents' place.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
No, I love this is actually my missage uses these
color towels. And then i've got the gray that matches.
Therefore ahead, Yes, that's beautiful, that's gonna work.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's the light, the light teal.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Then we've got a lighter shade of tan. Yes, this one, now,
this one is you could probably hear it. It's quite
it's quite dry and a little bit I wouldn't say crusty,
but it's been it's crispy. Yeah, okay, But as you know,
these suckers dry you better than anything. That's the clost
be of the towel, the dry that's gonna get you you.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
No, you're a man of my heart because exactly what
I thought when I was I thought that that that
asshole is going to dry.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
If you've got a scam anywhere. I just gonna rip
it straight off here, but that will dry you.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's sea where it's going to dry.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
But the problem with the crispy ones is you also
have to wash and dry them more often, whereas the thick,
luscious ones. You get a couple of weeks out of this, right,
and then finally we've got a great similar to the
other til saying one, but a bit greener.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
But not quite the same. A little bit softer and
a little bit faded, a little bit faded, but.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
With a nice chevron pattern on the ends.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
There.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
It's like Tao two and three had a baby and
that's telling them.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, that's exactly it. I'm gonna be honest. This is
was incredible.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's the pleasure. And so like you can turn if
you want, you can do whatever you want with those.
I mean they could be cat towels, yeah, those could
those could be in new cat taels. But congratulations there
for spells. You know, if someone I was slightly to
be fair and those are not the those there are
middling towels. Yeah, that's our place.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
When you said you were going to bring some towels,
and I thought it was going to be like a
torn up eighties Fred Flintstone piece of shit with the
holes in it.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, those those are a step above child vomit towels.
We've got We've got child vomit towels, and those ones
there are slightly above that, but they're not top tier
towels cut above.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, okay, in this morning, prepared to tell you to
take these back home with you, I'm not. I'm going
to take you up with that, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
That's a pleasurement. I'm happy if towels come to me,
I'm happy to pass them through a towel trader.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
You know they're going to spare a set of sheets.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
That could.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
You're going sheets, Jerry, you've got spear sheets at home.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh we've got sheets. Okay, yeah, we've got sheets. But
it's not the same because people don't generally bring their
own sheets around to swim on the pole. Don't bring
your sheets. That would be an interesting situation.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Jerry and Mini the hold.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
I keep breakfast to history of Yesterday, Today, tomorrow, timar rule.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
On this day in eighteen sixty nine, golf's first ever
recorded hole in won Jeremy, have you ever shot a hole?
In one.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
No I haven't and I you've witnessed one, haven't you?
Or no, no, I've come I've come close. Yeah, I've
come close. In fact, about a month ago, I reckon,
I was the ball went past the hole, so it
went up the hell, came back down down a hell
went past the hole. Mister, I'm saying, by no more

(08:07):
than maybe two or three centimeters, yeah, wow, and then
finished three centimeters away from the hull. Dude, I don't
think it happened to me. For some reason, they.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Don't think like that, Jerry happen.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Okay with that, I thought one day, once upon time,
I thought it would. Now I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I bombed a green the other day and my divot
was about honestly two inches away from the hole, two
inches away from a slam dunk.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Really yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Then three parted be four Wow. I got kezy of
beauty last summer on a part four that was like
over a hell and then down. And when we came
over the hell has drive. We couldn't see it, and
I was like, mate, old film you I reckon check
the hole.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
He checked that it was way off the back of
the green.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
There's always a moment when you can't see your ball
and you haven't known where it is, and it's like,
who's that guy?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
There was Tom Tom Morris at Prestwick's eighth hole in Scotland.
Of course it was Scotland eighteen sixty nine as well,
mind you. Although other aces may have happened before, Morris
was the first to be reliably recorded and documented. He
went on to be a professional golfer. But he was
gazumped by Kim Jong Il, Kim Millsong, whichever one, Kim

(09:26):
Kim Jong, Nim Jong Il ill earl.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah on his dad.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Now he I believe shot?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Was it thirteen hole and ones over a over an
eighteen hole?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'm pretty sure he shot twenty three. He was four,
he shot, Yeah, it was nearly an entire round of
holand ones.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, greatest, I think.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I think it was only the part fives that he
didn't quite but his chips as chips on the.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Part amazing amazing, were such an amazing golfer? Have you
got that ruder?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (09:58):
So apparently back in nineteen only four Kim Jong l
his first and only round of golf. You wouldn't read
about eleven holes in one eleven eleven out of eighteen.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, he is pretty amazing.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Yeah, why didn't he go again trying to get to it?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
It's too easy for him.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
He's also he's got a lot of yeah, you know,
he's got.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
A bit on.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah. Also had to build trains and had to go
and and kidnap Hollywood to like directors Extres.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
Thirty eight under for his round by the way, appressive.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Suck that, John Rahim. Two thousand and two American Idol
Season one finale Kelly clarks and wins kickstarting her career
in the Idol franchise. First season was co hosted by
Right Seacrest and Bryant Dunkleman, who the latter of whom
left the shaft of the season ended. Paul abdul Simon,
cal Randy Jackson. It's no from me, dog were the judges.

(10:52):
He's now been twenty three seasons of American Idol. I
remember was it season two where they had Reubens, Studdar
and Clay Can I remember that one?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Why does everyone remember that one?

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Clay Akin?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, I know because it was it was I think
it was at the same time as New Zealand Idol, Right,
Ben Lummas, Yeah, Michael Murphy you're.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Right, okay, Rose it a vie. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
We back at university when we were pregaming before heading
out to town. The last song we'd play would be
Ben Lamas's song and we'd all hold hands sing Ben
Lummas and then head out to head out.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Was Michael Murphy, the Kayaken of New Zealand Idol.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah for sure, for sure he was Michael Murphy this, Yeah,
this is the song and so on the In the
Grand final they had to both sing it because the
winner was going to get given this as a single. Hard,

(11:52):
it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Trying to remember it.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
You're sleep stand today that picture thirteen wasted scarf. He's
holding hands stick in this in front of a heat pump.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Just remember they can't take that.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
They can't take it happen. I just remember Fellers, whatever happens,
so they can't take that away. American Idol has launched
the careers of MANI singers, including Anam Lambic, Carry Underwood,
Philip Phillips, Chris and Chris Daughtry's Oh That Side.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, this is one of those songs that sounds exactly
like every other.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
The other emo adjacent songs.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
Yeah this big time.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Why why high? And then the two thousands did we
just turned into whiny?

Speaker 2 (12:45):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Where did this covery? This was like a response to
grunge and then the Emo kids got hold of grunge.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
And past grunge.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, post ground host Grange, not a good time.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Twenty seventeen.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
On the stand history, the All Blacks hand the spring
Box their biggest Test match defeat in history. This feels,
doesn't it. New Zealand beat South Africa fifty seven Neil
Shame in the Rugby Championship at Albany Stadium near him
Milna Scudder scored two of the All blacks eight tries.
Rico you are in near Himla Scudder, Brodie Retallic Scott
Barrett all crossed in the first half to give the
All Blacks a thirty one noer lead at the break off.

(13:17):
Song Off Fussy Lima Sopwanga and Cody Taylor scored in
the second half.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Scott Barrett's been playing since twenty seventeen.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Rico you aren't it?

Speaker 7 (13:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Wow? Eight years? Okay, for a long time time has flowing?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
It felt good, It felt real good. We won our
fifteenth Rugby Championship. Slash Sansar slash Tri Nations situation that year.
Overall titles since nineteen ninety six, by way of a
palate Clinton, we have won twenty times. South Africa have
won five suck at Australia have one four suck that.
Argentinia just suck at zero. Born on this day, Susi

(13:52):
Wait is thirty eight today, New Zealand double international. She
played basketball the Beijing Olympics in two thousand and eight,
but has stuck with cricket after she was pointed New
Zealand cricket captain twenty eleven.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Did she really did know?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Okay, she's a ball. She's she's very very coordinated.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Very talented and singer Richard marks where.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Sixty two today stole the song of Chris Daughtry, the
only male artist in history to have his first seven
singles reached the top five in the US charts, scored
a total of fourteen number one singles by This performer
and a singer, songwriter producer, also married Daisy Fuentes in
twenty fifteen.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
And now plays hooker for the Springboks.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
And now plays hooker for the spring.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Bok That's impressive and talented man is the.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
History of yesterday, Today, tomorrow, timor.

Speaker 8 (14:37):
Jerry in the Night the Hodarchy Breakfast, Wow, degree, that's right.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Zoe are into now on a casual contract.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Woman in the phones of the studio b under three layers,
four layers this morning.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
She she has just completed her final assessment in a
quest to get her degree.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
At that point she will have a degree. I will
have a degree.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Ruder will have two degrees and a diploma and a diplomat.
And the warrior is Jeremy, that you're going to get
left behind.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah, I've got no degrees.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
You've got no degrees. Your degreelest, I've.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Got no agrees. Well, can I just say, actually, Zoe
and I have no degrees at this way. And Zoe
hasn't passed that final assessment, and this final assessment was
on something about the show.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, so she could conceivably fail, let's be honest. But Jerry,
the difference between her and you is that she's actually
having a cracket trying to get it, and yours has
just been lifted in the water two and a half
years into a three year degree. And to that end,
we've started up a quest to get Jerry a degree
and we've got a massive.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Update on the show tomorrow, because.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
We've got nothing today.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Well, when you say nothing, we have an announcement of
tomorrow's announcement. I've got an email here from Nicola Aguza
from au T Jerry au T where you studied?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
It's I do remember? What do I remember anything from
any of the courses? No, but I do, rude, remember
where I studied?

Speaker 6 (16:06):
What do you remember, Nicola?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
It was actually called ai T at the time. It's
how long ago it was. It was an institute in
those days. Now it's a university.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
So Nicholas says, Kyoto Anna Ruda killed it.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Just a small.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
She can smell that three percent on your road.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
She's fourteen. Just a small update for you. I should
be able to give you more of an update on Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
This is huge, which is today.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Okay, So when was that that update came through last week?

Speaker 6 (16:39):
That one came through yesterday?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yes, after So that's an announcement of an announcement.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
But another interesting thing, she said, the seas get degree
segment from last week. Very funny.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh so.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Now what's her name again?

Speaker 6 (16:55):
Nicola?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Nicolasa Nicola? How funny was it?

Speaker 7 (16:59):
Was?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
It funny and have to earn an honorary doctorate in
media from the Auckland University of Technology. I say yes,
So hopefully we're going to have someone on tomorrow to
And what we're doing here, Jerry, is it's called anchoring
the negotiation. We're going to anchor. We're going to start
the bidding at honorary doctorate for Jerry. We want to
be a doctor of media. Start high and then we

(17:20):
work back down to what's above that, a master, and
then we go all right, we'll settle for bachelor and
that's actually what we really want.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, okay, this is a good negotiation. And then what
what happens if that fails?

Speaker 6 (17:34):
Is it diploma next? And then certificate I'm going downwards. Yeah, important, and.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Then handshake high five, discharge as honorable, which is what
you have currently. So tomorrow, are we going to have
someone on it or we actually we don't know. We're
still waiting on that big announcement.

Speaker 7 (17:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Yeah, you're going to have to wait and see.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Guys. Wow, okay, this is exciting. In fact, it's got
a sting.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
All the way to the top.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Jerry, Jerry Andman nine the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Time for your latest sport headlines thanks to export Ultra
the beer for here. Black Caps cricket coach Rob Walter
is backing Finn Allen to grow into an all format
player for New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
That's right, Rob Walter, I forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
I forgot about that too.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
Three dubs, Bobby Dubb.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I think that's the first headline I've heard with his
name in there is the as the coach. Yes, also
sad state of affairs that.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
It's a headliner now when our best players are playing
for the black Caps.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
That's a good point. The T twenty freelancer and is
committed to a casual contract with the national body Kevin
casual having a bed in fifty two T twenties and
twenty two ODIs so.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
He'll be sitting in Studio B under four layers answering
phones for the black Cats.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Walter says developing Allen's game is a priority.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I'd probably take a fence to that if I was Fanellen.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Joordy Beamish has won the three thousand meters stick Chase
the World Athletics Champs, becoming the first New Zealanders who
secure a victory on the track in forty two years
and twenty editions of the meat Wow.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Now is he the one who just got trot on
the other day? Question without warning? Jordy Beamish. There's a
photo of him in the paper yesterday and he had
fallen over in one of his competitors had stood on
his face.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
I saw that image.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, was that harm?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
And the steeple chase? Can I also ask you question
why is an athletics meet?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
That's a great point.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
It's not a meeting, it's.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Not a tournament.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
It's a meat in eet by the way, if you're
wonder it's meat. No, not meat like mad Butcher's not there.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
No, the mad Butcher's definitely not there. Trail meat at
track and field meat.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Is there anything else that's a meat?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Well the raffles we've been doing, I suppose. But other
than that, again, there's a wacky radio promo and track meet,
isn't it but a track meat?

Speaker 4 (19:57):
And it's a meat raffle? And whoever gets to the
inn for when's.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
The you gotta eat? And there's just plates of steak
around the tracks?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Drive me crazy and netble New Zealand chair swim meet
Jerry a mate a swim meet and I'll see your
swim meet and I'll raise your car meat.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Oh yeah, is there a car meet?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, there's a car met swat partsn't it?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
So people come together. It's a time when people come together.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of other meats. No, I
can't swap mete swap meat, swap meat, car meat and
nipple meat.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Netble meat is a game and netble. New Zealand board
cheer Matt winn Erray is defending the Silver Ferns players
after the governing body's decision to stand down Dame Nolin
Totor for the series against South Africa starting Sunday.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Concerns were voiced about feeling unsafe in the team environment,
leading to an investigation. Winner Ray says the players have
absorbed their share of the treo.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Well he he has to because they've stood the coach down.
So you can't stand the coach down and then come
out and slag the players off.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
You're unsafe as well. Yeah from words, Wow, yeah, I'm
not a believer.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Do we put Noles in charge of the All Blacks?
You know what, she's at a loose end. Can she
sort out the scrum? She goes all right?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Probably coach. Yeah, probably would sort out the scrum.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
We bring the Harrison hoist back in a line outside.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
You push harder, stay lower.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Jerry and the Night to the hold Ikey breakfast text
and here.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Steeple chasers are weird, aren't they? Yes, steeple chase is weird.
I agree, I mean what is steeplechase? Obviously, church steeple.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
I had never put to and two together with that.
Church steeple almost killed my great uncle. He was he
was he's doing a bit of work around the church.
He used to be a bricklayer. And then he was
around the front of the church, went around the back
to grab something. When he came back, the steeple had
fallen off the church and was embedded in the lawn

(21:56):
next to the church. Yeah, he took that as a
warning from God.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
What had he been doing?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Don't know. I don't know, idle worshiping, I reckon something bad.
If my head's a guess, maybe you've been short changing
the tithings in the camera.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
It's a need. It's a weird one. So the steeple chase, obviously,
it's it's an obstacle race. Yes, and athletics.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Why did they put the water in the in the foot. Well, well,
do you know what it is.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
It actually stems from I was just reading about it before.
It's actually stems from from horse racing. So back in
the day there used to be hunting, and obviously and
you'll be hunting fox hunting, and you have a pack
of dogs and the dogs would run, and then you
would jump on your horses over the top of dogs
and all sorts of things, over bushels, over bushels, and

(22:41):
crows and so all of the things stone walls that
people were doing on those horses. I know it is
represented in the steeplechase, but it's for people. But people
what happened was when there were no foxes or or
anything else to hunt. Instead they used to race for
the first steeple. So you'd look up into the town

(23:02):
and you go, okay, that town over there has got
a church in it. Oh, race there, and they would
race to get first person to the steeple.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Would it killed them to put a ceremonial steeple at
the finish line of the steeple chase?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Where is the steeple?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
The thing with the horse version of the steeple chase
is as anyone who's ever put a bit on that nose.
It's always the first rider to come off on the
steeple chase. Their horse inevitably crosses the finish line first.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
The riderless horse.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Well, they're unburdened by the thirty kilo man sitting on
their neck, just running with the pack.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Gay abandoned. Yeah, great, having a ball like a kimono horse,
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
And then it wins and you're like, I had twenty
bucks on that horse to win, and it doesn't count
because it doesn't have the bloke on the back of it.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Is it not the fastest horse out there?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah? When's the first kaimonial horse going to win some
kind of horse race enter itself?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Well, this is the problem.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
You'd have to have one kimonial horse riding another, otherwise
it just would.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
It's a great idea coming up later on in the show.
We I like to talk about toasters toaster settings, Yes,
because I believe I have I have found Fine, it's
taken me forty eight years, but I think I've finally
found the perfect toaster sitting for Vogels bread to toast
Voguls bread which has been in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Okay, I've got it.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I've always overdone it or underdone it. I've never got
it right. And now I want to share my my
perfect toaster sitting I've got.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I've got my own approach to Vogels as well. So
it's been interesting to compare notes.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
You've got to have a strategy.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
There, Jerry and Midnight the Darkey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Reading about the Emmys, it's interesting.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well, it's time to get on the paperwork in it.
Let's do it. And the main thing on the paper
today is the Emmys, and also some thing about bill
more Houses and Auckland. As always is the Emmys.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Jeremy, Yes, orcust through them?

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Who we got?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Wow? Well, I think one adolescence Everyone out there seeing adolescence.
It's the British quite harrowing drama about the about the
kid who kills someone who.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
Is arrested for murder.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, right now, and it's all shot in one shot.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Oh is there a right?

Speaker 2 (25:19):
It's all one it's all one take.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Clows my mind how they do that stuff?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I know my episode forty minutes.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Each episode is one tape. Yeah, well, I suppose that'd
cut down a lot of time in filming, because, as
you know, you've involved in a lot of filming, Jeremy.
These things take forever. They do fifteen different bits of
one three second clip. But if you do it all
on one go, you've just got.

Speaker 7 (25:38):
To do it.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
What happens happens?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well, what happens if you screw up your lines? Forty
one minutes in, everyone's gone really really well, all you know,
day you've rehearsed it. They'd have to rehearse it quite heavily,
and then you screw it up at forty one. The
pressure as it gets further and further in like in
some of the situations, they mount cars, so they mount

(26:00):
the camera they're in like a cop station. They mount
the camera onto the car, and then they're driving somewhere
like it's all done in one tape, and then on.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
The forty oneth minute, you're like, sorry, line, line, no line,
we're doing this in one take.

Speaker 6 (26:15):
So the filming for that actually went pretty well. At
the start. They only used the second take for the
first episode.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Oh but then but then their own.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Heads, thirteenth take for the second, twelfth, for the third,
sixteenth take for the fourth they got their heads, So
you use the last one every time.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Man, you would be so on your head.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
So the three of us have got a you know,
like a scene right at the end of the thing,
and you're all looking at each other, you would just
be like, don't do not because all I'd be thinking
about is is Jermally going to screw his lineup while
I'm trying to get mine out?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
And I would Yeah. Aarn Cooper, who's the fifteen year
old he won the Emmy for is the youngest ever
male Emmy when supporting Out he was amazing because he
had so many lines. Yeah, and he would have been
probably fourteen at the time of maybe even thirteen when
it was filmed.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Stage stage actor.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
I'd imagine, you know, he was You're basically just doing
a play, yeah, to play. Yeah, you know how people
just do a play and then plays are like, but
it's way too long. Oh yeah, I've got the last
play you winter, I've got I have a rule, my
message that we don't do. We're not big rules couple.
I've only got actually two first as, don't ever ask

(27:30):
me if the chicken's cooked again. I'm so sick of that.
It's fine, We've never gotten sick of checken before. Just amen, brother,
It's always fine. If you think it's fine, so it's fine. Second,
I've only got one stage production to me a year.
I'll not doing more than one in a calendar year,
just as a rule i've got I cannot. I'll go
to your cousins, nephews, whatever's grease production, and I will

(27:51):
sit through it. If my auntie is doing a VITA
at the South Canterbury Regional, I will go. Not if
they're in the same yet.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
All right, that's fair enough. I can imagine. I can
see you going along and watching a one woman to
it of force.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
We went and watched the Vita and then the curtains pulled,
lights came up. I was like, not bad, that was
an hour, Okay, not bad, that's half time.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Oh my god, brutal, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I think the issue with the Emmy's at the moment
is everything's so fractured. Back in the day used to
watch all the all the shows together on TV. But
now because it's on Netflix, it's on this that the
third I haven't seen one, you haven't seen one.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
And now people suggest so many shows to watch to you.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
I've got a laundry list of about one hundred shows
I've never gotten to is adolescents worth it?

Speaker 7 (28:38):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Adolescence is definitely worth it. You won't walk away from
it with a smile on your die, but look, it's
definitely something. The studio though with seth Rogen very good.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
Jerry and Midnight, The hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight,
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
On Sunday, they cleaned out my garage. God, it was good.
It was so good, felt so good because it really
annoying me. Every time I backed my car in there,
i went, oh, function rays off. Something was wrong, just
piling up lots of crap. Because that's always the way,
isn't it. Stuff goes from your house into your garage,
and then it goes from your and then it's how

(29:18):
long it stays around in your garage? Is how unhappy
you are with your life?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yep? Spere room is that for us everything? When we
clean the house, Oh, we're gonna have a cleaned out
of the house, and then we go, Man, the house
looks so good. Do not go into the spare room.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
I'm taking all the stuff we hate it's still in
the house.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
It's just in the spirit. It's purgatory for stuff. Yeah,
there's a room and it's garage for me. So I
cleaned it out. Mentosi cleaned it out, took a whole
car load of stuff to the tip. And as I
you know, when you go into the tip with the
car load of stuff, you don't know how much it's
going to cost. Like you there's a little there's a
way bridge that you go over. Yeah, and now I

(29:55):
see you a couple of random questions and you don't
know whether those Christians are and cost your money or
not cost.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
It feels like an interrogation, doesn't it.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
Never ever, ever say you've got polystyrene. Ever, bro Never
say you've got polystyrene.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I did this the other day.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
I've got nukes.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Everywhere at the tip when it's mainly it's like it's snowing.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Polysty We got to we've got to couch delivered to
a house. We found a real great deal on the
couch and you know, had to put.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
It together yourself, to put it together wrong. It's fine,
affixed it and it came entirely rapped a polystyrene that
sat in our driveway for you know, a month of
each I was buggered. I'm taking it to the dump.
You're as like, I don't know. It's like you've got
a hostage on board. They gout.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
They pulled me out of my car and literally gouged
my eyes out.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
They need to get rid of polystyrene, because, as you said,
you haven't done.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
It was one hundred bucks so I could put another
bloody couch for their mouth that they judgement your car.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Rubbish.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
No, no, no rubbish.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
I'm I got behitted the other day.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
I didn't have any polystyari okay, but that asked me
if I had any metal? Oh, and I was like,
this is a good thing or a bad thing? I got?
I said, there is some.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Metal, any precious metals. You got gold, and so.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
So I went in there, drove through, asked me some questions.
No green waste, No, no green waste, And I thought,
I think that's a good thing.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
No, I don't think that's a good thing. The green waist,
I think is pretty cheap.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Oh, really, I think green waste is bad, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Have you ever tried to donate something to the shop
that they got there, like, this is a pretty good neck.
Do you think the shop I want it? You could try,
but probably not.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
I just I don't like things at the shop. They
don't want more stuff. So I cruised around and then
I backed and there was a guy they actually really useful.
He sort of he pulled me in, and there's a
couple of other people who were struggling to back trailers.
Do you want to It would be good to have
a fixed camera set up up there above the tap.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
And commentate the people back in their trailers. People had
watched that on YouTube. One hundred man.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
There was some terrible backing going on because quite narrow
the little lanes that you gotta get in.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
The other one they give you is do you have
closed shoes? And then you like do crocs count? They're
like absolutely not good because I've got steel kept boots on.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
So I backed it up. I got all the stuff out.
There was a guy there who was definitely passing judgment,
There's no doubt about it. He was just there from
the tip, working for the tip. He was also the
guy that was bringing you back and judging your parking,
and then you judge what you were getting in and out.
Gave me a couple of locks. I had to take
some metal over to a special metal area, so I
did that and then I drove out. How much do

(32:38):
you think it cost me to dump a whole carlation wagon? Yes,
station wagon, laiden full. There wasn't a single space on
that station back seats down, back seats.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Down, front seat as well, front seat.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Front seat. Had some things in it, but not much.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
A couple of bits and bobs, and no polystyrene, a
little bit of green race, no green, no greenmast. I
know it's expensive. You could be somewhere between. I reckon
somewhere between eighty one hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
Yeah, I'm going to run eighty four.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I reckond eighty four from you, rud eighty and one
hundred from you, and I give me ninety ninety.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah, a wig is up.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yere seventeen dollars twenty.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
What I know, whatever I thought I had the money
seventeen dollars.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
I was like, this is the cheapest best time I've
had for so long, going to the tip for seventeen bugs.
It's cheaper than going to the movie. It's actually quite good.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Did you lie about what you had in your I
didn't lie.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I had a microwave. I mean I had a microwave
in the medal. That was one of the metal things.
It's a mother medal.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
There one last thing, Jerry, do you call it.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
A tip that hurt? Yeah, it's a tip, I tell it.
I call it a dump, but dump because you dump
all your stuff. There is this original thing.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
There's always been a tip to me, tip first dump,
going to the tip with dad.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
I'm a dump And every time you said tip, I
found myselfke same my eye.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Give us a text three four eight three. This could
be another regional line of demarcation. Is this a regional thing?
Tip verse dump?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Do you think the line is? Why take.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Jerry and then the hold I breakfast cause.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
We're talking tips versus dumps. I call it a tip.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yes, I've only even known it as a dump.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
And this was another one of those ones where we
were like, is this a regional line of demarcation? Is
it potentially a generational thing? Tips and dumps different things?
Perhaps you know it's one thing a tip and one
thing's a dump. We've taken to the text line your
text on three four eight three dump here in christ
Church Canterbury? Dump?

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Now was that saying that they call it a dump
in Canterbury or that what about this in.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
South Canterbury we call it a y munty.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
That's not good, that's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Definitely a tip here and upper hut been here from
hawks Bay Berg dump guy okay transfer station in the.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Cargo from Dargaville. From near Dargaville. We call it a
dump tip for sure, lads north Shore. That texta is
from dump is a poop okay post co three three
dump good to know.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Definitely a tip and upper heart partner is from christ Ootch.
He says dump. So I'm picking is this potentially another
North Island South Island thing?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
And there's a lot of tecks.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Coming in on three four o three as well, saying
it's tip. Dump is an American americanism. We've imported that
word from America. Someone else has said tip for me Dunedinborne,
but christ Chooch raised.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
We asked a question last night on the Socials and
tip got twenty three votes. Dump got seventy votes. Yeah,
have they got one? That's the wey matty. I think
so at this stage dump is a more popular word
than the tip.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
I'm a very similar vendage to Jerry grew up in
Daneedan and rubbish always ended up at the tip. Dump
is just another important americanism tip in the UK dump
from Hamilton live in fun. I have called it a tip,
dump and landfall I don't care. And someone else from
hune Bay, but they have not told us what they
call it.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Oh they said they've used both. Oh right, but I'm
saying it without thinking. I use the word dump.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Someone else just text her on three four eight three
and said I've just taken a massive morning tip and
an ex Auckland and now to Dunger. Definitely tip. I
think this could be another South Island North Island thing, Jerry.
It could be a yeah, it could be a real
clear line of demarcation in the Okay.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
So what we need is somewhere from Nelson. We haven't
had a Nelson yet.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Have we get in touch Nelson?

Speaker 6 (36:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Nelson? What they call it a Nelson, the tip or
the dump because it is a waste transfer station, isn't it?

Speaker 6 (36:48):
Technically that's what the council like to call it is
a refuse.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
A refuse transfer station.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Wellingtonian for sixty years.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Tip.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
Do I feel like there's a pocket around the capital
that's tipped? Because I grew up on the White Cutchle
and that post code three to three. I was Maronsville, right,
which is dump dump? From Hamilton, I was around Cambridge.
I was around Myrinsville's and we're dump it is a bit.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Of a dump Warrensville.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
That we used the word dump when I went to
the rubbish and dump.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Right, Okay, this is the text in thro on three
four a three born in Nelson. My dad reckons it's
a tip. He's an old boomer. I reckon it's a dump.
Is it an age thing over a certain age? Is
it a tip? But if you're under is it a dump?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I definitely got the word tip. I inherited it from
my dad. Yeah, because we used to go to the
It was an exciting day to the tip. Why I
don't know, but it was definitely a good thing to
do to go to the tip.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Dump kid dumping in the cargo here from Nelson, it
is the dump. We take it to the dump.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
And an important text on three four oh three what
a hawks Bay call it?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Because every time we've run this situation north Verst South,
where is the line of dmarcation Hawks Bay, We've always
had to draw a.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Circle around it, and they're just doing their own thing.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
So it's good because hear me how a tartanak dump? Husband,
Timoto dump? Okay, so that's good.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Is it a regional is it a rural versurban thing?
In town? Is it called a tip?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
And out in the country it's called a dump.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I think you might be on the side.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
I think that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
I think you might be onto something there.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Tim and I got in the Faka Manas the other
day and was reading the I was reading the booklet
that comes worth. The local body elections people to vote
for a This is.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
My democratic responsibility, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
He's stumbled across Jermaine Sunny Ross. My principal place of
residence is the Watakai Rangers Local Board area. So that
I'm running to be Watakari Rangers Local board member and
have one request, don't vote for me, says Jermaine Sonny Ross.
So why put myself forward for a job I don't
want because I told a room of twenty people I
was going to do it. And when I say I'm

(38:48):
going to do something, I do it even if I
don't want to do it. I'm a busy father, husband,
television director, so I don't have time for this. If
I want, i'd be spending less time with my cute
five year old daughter. You vote for me, you'll break
your heart. I also don't have the necessary skill set.
Apparently it involves lots of reading of official documents. The
only things I read a young adult novel set in

(39:10):
post apocalyptic futures. So don't vote for me. This isn't
reverse psychology. I'm serious. Don't vote for me. I don't
want this shop Jermaine. Sonny Ross joins us on the line.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Now, good a Jamaine, Oh Kelder, how are you good?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Thanks Jermaine, First to congratulations on a great middle name.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Oh yeah, thank you. It's you know, when you're a
kid and you're always embarrassed about your middle day. I
was very I was intensely embarrassed high childhood. So now
to put it on display in a booklet for all
the voters of the White Targeting Rangers local board area
to see. Oh what a proudful moment.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
My first question, Jamaine, is this room of twenty people?
Who were these twenty people that you told? I presume
you made some sort of bit with them or bold
plane that you had to stick.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
To Okay, so it's a bit of an exaggeration. I'm
a comedian and it was there a comedy show. I
wrote a show and the punchline of the show was
I would run for local body politics. Because I was like,
what a crack up punchline for a comedy show. But

(40:25):
in the real world, in my current life, I don't
find it that crack up.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Were you surprised that how easy it was to get
your name on the list?

Speaker 7 (40:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Yeah, no, yes I was. When I looked into it.
I was like, yeah, doing the research and I was like,
what it only costs two hundred bucks to get my
name on a list? Like, yeah, okay, I'll do that.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
So this is not a triple bluff here, Jermaine, I mean,
do you are you sure you don't actually want to
be on the way Tackley his local board.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
I one do not want to do the job. It
is not a triple buff. It is a non bluff bluff.
It is the what's the opposite of bluff? Honesty, The
true is true. It's just sincerity. I don't want to
do the job. I've accidentally done a stupid thing, and

(41:23):
I just don't want people to make me do it.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Well, I happen to be and you're electorate Jermaine, and
I'm gonna be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
You've got my vote because I don't think that anyone
who wants to be on the board should be, and
I think people that don't want to should be on it.
Here's the problem. Are you prepared for prepared for what's
going to happen if you accidentally get voted onto the board?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Okay, there's two things here. You know, what's right with democracy?
Because we shouldn't been voting off vibes. We should be
voting off policies and stuff like that, not like this
guy seems like an all good guy, like.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
A bit of a art.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Yeah, sounds like a bit of a life. I'd ever
be with it if I'm ricking that have a beer
with John Key when he was getting There's no way
would have it be with that. You seem like a loser,
you know. Anyway, he seems like a millionaire loser.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
I so I.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
And the other thing is, if I get the job,
I will just do the job to the best of
my ability for three years and then I'll move on
with my life.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
You know.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
The problem is domain that as new Zealanders. We are
inherently drawn towards people who don't want to do things
like this is the fact that I mean, I, if
I'm not in the White Tackery Rangers local board, I
one hundred percent would be voting for you, Like this
is the top person doesn't want it. That's exactly the
top person I vote for. We are drawn, We are
drawn to that. You do realize that during the time

(42:51):
that we've been talking to here on the radio, there
have been about fifteen texts He's got my vote, He's
got my vote. I like the sound of this. I
like the converter's jib. Jermaine seems like Jermaine should be
actually running for mayor, Like there's so much support for you.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
First of all, I'm offended with everybody talking about my jib.
This is my personal jib. I don't want anyone talking
about my jib. Yeah, I realized that. And there's what's
wrong with New Zealanders and New Zealanders. You're all wrong
taking high bert candidate to vote for. But yeah, I guess.

(43:29):
I guess if it's the will of the people, then
maybe I will have to just do the job.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Well, you are going to have to if they vote
for you. So I guess Jermaine, one last opportunity. If
you're hear on the hodak You Breakfast show, would you
like to plead your case as to why people should
not vote for you in the upcoming white How could
arranges local board election?

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Because it'll be absolutely dog should at the job.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
There's about three more votes that have come in since
you said that.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
I don't even know what the job is. In no
way I can do the job to a good level
of skill.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I reckon, you're going to find that you're going to
be voted onto the way Tarkety ranges local board. From there,
you're going to become here. From the you're going to
become prime minister. This is the stepping stones to a
great political career starts here. Congratulate Jermaine Ross. Thanks for
your time this morning.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Hey no, thanks for having me. Don't vote for Jamaine.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Bad luck.

Speaker 8 (44:30):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight the
Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
I just read one of the lame claims to fame.
It's just come through on three four eight three. Can
you give us a call on our eight hundred hardeki?
This one here my brother was the wasted month of
that got carted off and the ambulance on Havoc the
use boys. Sweet, what a special years I remember, Oh
my god, Oh that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
We've got one here from Glenn on the Conclave the
Herdacky Breakfast Facebook page. I gave Keysy a Panado when
he'd done his court at the Radio Hurdarchy four by one.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Oh my god. And then so I wonder if that
was the same person that pushed him away in the wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
I think it may have been watched Keith of Suttlan
strip to his undies at a bar on High Street
in Auckland and Adrian from McDonald's Young Entertainers grew up
and see how I moved.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
He on the same road as my nana and grandad.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Oh wow, Well there's another one that's related to that,
which is coming on three for it three My lame
claim to fame. My grandparents knew Tony Woodcock's parents up
in Helensville, with my granddad being quite close. When the
weetbooks stat Attack Cards first came out in two thousand
and seven, I was around the age of eight. I
wrote a letter to Tony which my granddad gave to

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his parents and he managed to hook me up with
the whole set. Couldn't have been happier. Wow, that's from Tom.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
We've got D on the line. Good morning, D. What's
your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 9 (45:59):
Morning? My lame claim to fame is when I was
in my late twenties, I got roped into doing an
ad for a telecom and I had to wear nothing
but white fronts, little tidy whities, and I had to
hug my ex boyfriend, who was my ex boyfriend at
the time, but he was also in tidy whities, and

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we were on the billboard six stories high.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
And I didn't know it was going to be that big.
I thought it was just going to be a little thing,
and it was huge. Oh.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
It was really.

Speaker 9 (46:29):
Embarrassed at my feet at the time, so I was
like trying to hide my feet, which was.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Made this look really weird.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
I hope you were paid for this, D.

Speaker 9 (46:38):
I was paid, but it was kind of like a
nice god that scammed actually moved from Freddie's.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
He did one.

Speaker 9 (46:47):
There was a whole lot of us got roped into
it at the time.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Was and so this was your ex at the time
that you took the photo. Yeah, how did that happen?
Surely you would have been the photo shoes.

Speaker 9 (46:59):
Well, you just kind of was willing to everyone, knew everyone. Oh, okay,
you had beautiful long here and I had long, beautiful
long here, and that's a lot good together. And yeah
we had to have a big kind of new hug
in plate waiting? Was it goton?

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Did anyone ever come up to you? I thought you
guys had broken up?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Are you guys back to giving it?

Speaker 9 (47:21):
It happened too much?

Speaker 3 (47:22):
A lot, Yeah, a lot, that was. It was a lot.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Thanks for your call. D that's very good. Appreciate that.
What are your lame claims to fame? Three four eight
three eight hundred Hadaki as the number to call.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
This one's a doozy.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Whilst working at Sky City in the mid two thousands,
I came across an American passport which had been dropped
on the floor of the hotel lobby. Happened to belong
to funk legend George Clinton, who was in down for
a gig right at that moment. He walked past to
a waiting van, so I took it out to him
and he gave me a twenty dollars tip. Very American,
isn't it?

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Keep those coming on three for three oh eight hundred
hadache your lame claims to fine?

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Jerry and m I am the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
We're talking about your lame claims to fame three four
eight threes and able to text them and on we
can give us a call on eight hundred hodek he
like Cam has Good morning Cam, welcome to the show,
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
How is he wrong?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Ken?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 7 (48:19):
My lame claim to fame is I've done something the
Warriors has never done. Has held the NRL trophy above
my head.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
We don't need this.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
On a Tuesday, Cam stuck in the burdo. How did
you get your hands on that?

Speaker 7 (48:33):
My partner's from Manly, so he's a Manly girl, Manly supporter,
and we were over there when Manly last had the
cup anyway in the clubrooms and I was looking at it,
which was displayed in the trophy cabinet. This Joe everage
guy walks past me, goes because I was wearing my
Warriors jumper and set it's something you guys will never hit. Yeah,

(48:57):
COOLi banter anyway, anything you want to hold mate and
I went not get out because he didn't look like
anyone flash. Well whatever, he bug it off, come back
two minutes late, open the cabinet up, pulled it out.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Put it in my hands. I'll tell you what it is.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
It's bloody heavy. I remember years ago there's a photo
of melmourn Inger holding it up with one hand above
his head. I said, right, yeah, but that thing must
be twenty five kilos, so he's done well anyway. Another
quick name claim to fame on rugby league. I've also
held the World Rugby League World Cup above my head.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Oh you're the most decorated rugby league player in the country.

Speaker 7 (49:36):
Yeah, well when the keywis last one in twenty eleven,
I think it was. They've done a nationwide tour, you know,
displayed the cup, came to Gisbone and typical Gisbane styles,
they just sort of left it on a table, you know,
while around. So I went up, grabbed it, took them photos,
put my son in it, who was two months old

(49:56):
at the time, and put him inside it and get
style point name.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Really good Cam, good work Cam, and good luck chasing
down the round Philly shield. Steven's on the line wanting Stephen,
what does your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 10 (50:11):
Good morning fellas. I've been dining out on this for
about twenty five years now. But and for my first
autem back in year two thousand, we're sponsored by the
same same sponsors, Pillow Shavers, the All Blacks, and we
got to do a training day with the All Blacks
themselves And during the one of the backlide moves, got

(50:32):
the ball from fallback and screwed it on through and
turn around and ran back and I heard the shirt
that guy's fast And it was Joan Olmo who was
watching our moves.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
That's a great compliment from the big man.

Speaker 10 (50:47):
Yeah, I pretty much was done with rugby after that.
I could retire and ting my hat on my career.
I've been told I was fast forward mentioned I was
fast by John Loman.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
That is brilliant.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Thanks for Stephen. Here's another one that relates to Joona Loma.
She lame claimed to fan Jonah lom who stayed at
my house as a billet when he was playing in
a rugby tournament at high school.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Wow g Lane famously played a game of rugby against
Jonah LOMU.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Yeah, I've got a friend who tackled Jonah Lomu. Really yeah,
that's one of his claims to fames. And he was
running down the sideline too like it was a beautiful
rounder HAPs sliding down round the ankles tackle.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
As Mike Cat's still saying that he managed to tackle
Jonah as I've got a lame claim to fame.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
I was.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I was in an ad when we first moved to Auckland.
Then my missus and last night my missus dug the
aired out. We've got the audio for ish we played next.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Please, I'd love to hear it.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
That's pretty lame.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Here's one. My father was neighbors Worth aj Hackett and Milford.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
What Milford?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Yeah, Milford.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Oh, I've got a whole hood.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
My ex boyfriend was the Milky Bar Kids stunt double
in the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Why did he need a stub double?

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Some pretty impressive stunts?

Speaker 5 (52:03):
This Jerry and Mini the hold I Keep Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
We are dealing with people's lanes. Claim to fame on
three four, eight, three or eight hundred hardeke and you've
got your own one man.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I yeah. Years ago my partner and I first moved
to Auckland, we got cast in an ad. It was
the most out of character thing that she's ever done.
She applied. They were like, we want people who aren't
actors to just be in this ad for I want
to say Frontira or something. I was like, you know what,
I'll support the farmers, and so they cast us in

(52:36):
this ad. I think, have you got the audio of
it here? This is what it sounds like.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
I was played a movie theaters. Mind, ye get these
things everywhere.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
These little things swire.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
These are the same ones that we had in New York.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Didn't we have them in that little town in Vietnam too?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
They're probably traveled more than us.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
I wonder how many people it takes to make that happen.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Must be churning it out here, eh, really shut it out.

Speaker 7 (53:00):
It out.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
I remember that, Ed, I remember it really well because
my partner tells the producer, Yeah, oh wow, there was
there's a whole bunch of them, and Jeff, there's a
whole lot of people all around New Zealand. Yeah yeah, yeah,
oh wow.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Yeah. So that was that was our first taste of the.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Show bagline fancy life.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
So we got there and they spent about an hour
doing her here and makeup and costume or whatever outfit.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
They aged her about fifteen years. She was spelling about it.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
And they didn't touch me. And the worst part about it,
we were sitting on it. We're sitting over a beach
on a on a wall there. But we had because
they thought the shoot was going to take all day.
We had to get there before the sun rose and
we shot, and as the sun moved, we had to
keep moving along the sea wall was sitting on. As
we did that, we disturbed billions of sand flies that
had been sleeping on the wall. So every time we

(54:09):
had to move every ten minutes, we had to move
for the sun and then we just got torn to
shreds by these sand flies.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Yeah, that's very good paycot, but that's nothing. Here's someone
that six in. I was the nurse when Jerry tested
positive for gone area last week.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Gay, they gotcha there we go.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
It was always going to happen, wasn't it. It was
always going to happen. I like the fact that we've
moved that to Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Yes, it feels like the spiritual home for lame claims
to fame on a Tuesday, doesn't it. It does. And
if you didn't manage to get yours through this week,
park that we'll circle back to it next week. I
honestly don't know if we'll ever find the bottom of
this well, because everybody in this country knows someone who
is famous or know someone that knows someone that was famous.

Speaker 8 (54:57):
Jerry in the Night the Key Breakfast Jerry and mid
Night the Hot I Key Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
In time for.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Oh Luckys Biggest Lose.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
I'm not going to go over the history of the
segment apart from to point out that you split your
pants at the gym at the beginning.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Of the year, and that's what started it. Yeah, well
that's what prompted to change. Let's rip straight into last week.
I was one o six point zero, had been one
oh six point oh the week before and one five
point nine the week before that, and we decided that
I was going to track my weigh myself every morning
between now and then then and now in and now

(55:45):
and somebody thank you to this person who takes through.
There's an app that you can download that tracks it
and that projects what your actual weight must be based
on your averages over a week, you know, So it
takes the trend of your week and then projects it
out and says, yeah, probably about here.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
So you've downloaded that app. Yeah, and you're on the app.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Yeah, I'm on the apps and which ironically is the
whole point of this whole thing is to get down
to cheating work and get on the app. But I,
but I, But the problem is that it doesn't actually
tell you what the weight as it just grabs it,
and so I can't see what the what the actual wait,
all I know was I was one o six point
zero last Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday back down to one

(56:29):
o five point nine then, and I think we can
all agree.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
That Saturday hit us pretty hard. Yeah right, And so
I you know, I mourned, we all mourned.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
We took a day of morning flags, a half mass
stuff on Monday, and then I waved myself this morning
one six point five.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
So you've gone that point five from last week's one
I sex flat and the week before one sex flat
and the week before one oh five point nine.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yeah, but actually even from Friday one oh five point nine,
I've gone up.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
So you're back to week twenty four, which is one
oh six point five.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yes, but the whole point of weighing myself across the
point of the weakers, so that we've got somebody.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
So yes, so what do you reckon one? I reckon
you one? Oh Sex. Then across the.

Speaker 7 (57:16):
Week I do too.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
But the apps is one in six point five.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Okay, what this app sucks?

Speaker 4 (57:21):
It does suck.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
I'll tell you what really is annoying. And if you
paid for that app, no nothing, And maybe that's the problem.
Maybe I should have bought the actual one that once
I know exactly what it does, is I tell you
what it does? And if we're pointing fingers at people.
When we went back to Lily Wild to watch the
All Blacks after the Warriors, there was a table of

(57:44):
what Keysy described as my uncle's standing right next to us.
They had to leave lily Wiled. They had just bought
themselves a tower of beer, and they were like, do
you guys want the tower of beer? And I was like, yes,
you do, not turn down.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Imagine if I had turned around and go, I'm actually
on a diet, guys.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
What's the tower of beer?

Speaker 6 (58:03):
Like one of those things that you didn't have got
the little pump out of it. I don't know what
it's about, A meter tall, filled.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
With beer out the bottom.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Ye that had like one skin reach, there was still
like i'd say, three quarters of this tower left.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
So it means you don't have to go back to
the bar and get another one.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Yeah, which which is the problem at Lily World.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Does it stay cool?

Speaker 4 (58:23):
It stays cool? Yeah, because it's got like a like.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
A cold bit of metal in the middle of it, right.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Entire tower of beer.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
I lifted it up and put put it over my
mouth and poured that sucker down my.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
I'muse as to why I'm heavier this weekend, although I
will say for being locked in for four weeks, I
would have hoped to have seen in the lower number.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
So really irresponsible from those guys to give me all
that free beer.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Look, I think one of six is your new normal. Yeah,
it's definitely normal. I think I knew this was going
to be the thing. You get halfway there and then
the next half gets gets quite tough. All I can
do is just stick to it and probably knock off
the free jokes.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Tomorrow on the show, we're going to talk about toaster settings,
and and there might be something in that as well,
because you were talking about the toast that you have Vogels,
You've got you've got Vogels toast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well
maybe as part of this journey that's we're going on,
you're going on, it's not we you maybe you need

(59:29):
to move to the extra thing.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Well, for disclosure, I actually don't eat the toast. I
just wanted to buy into the segment. But but I
can start it in the toast again and then cut
it back down to the sandwich bread.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
All right, Thanks very much for listening to The Hidache
Breakfast Today, Have a Lovely Day podcast will be out
at eleven am this morning on iHeartRadio or wherever you
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