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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get a It's Jerry here from the Headachey Breekfast, just
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get on with the podcast. Welcome on to the podcast.
(00:34):
Nice to have you with us. It's Friday, the nineteenth
of September twenty twenty five. It might not be where
you are, but this podcast is from Friday, the nineteenth
of September twenty twenty five. That's when we're recording it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's important to state the date as well because and
the year, because the podcasts that we make are evergreen.
You know, these will exist in perpetuity and people will
be going back listening to these in about a hundred
years time, and so they're going to want to know, oh, okay,
all well and good that it's nine tenth of September,
but what year? You know what I mean, because we'll
be doing this for many years exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I did chat to a guy, probably about a year ago,
who went back through the back catalog and listened to
every single podcast that I'd ever been involved in, going
back into two thousand. I believe he went back to
twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
He would know a fear bit about you.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh man, someone he knows more about me than I know.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Someone got into the conclave earlier this week and said,
does anyone enough the older podcast before Feb twenty nineteen
or anywhere he's worked his way through all of twenty
twenty five and all the big show and wanting to
go back to the start.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
My god, wow, what an That person's mind will be rotten.
Yeah the time I've finished.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, because I don't remember half the shit I say
in a podcast or a show.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And then my.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Parents will individually provide feedback on what I.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Was talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh, let me tell you. My mother not too pleased
with Jerry's theories yesterday. Not something she not something she
wanted to hear on the radio.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh no, not something I came forgetting that your parents
are listening, so do I.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But I just say not, no, I know, That's what
I said to her. I was just like, don't or
if you do, talk to someone else about it. You
don't have to tell me. I don't want to know,
because what you don't know is independently. I'm also getting
the same feedback from my father or different feedback.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
But.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Also like, I mean, I'm so pleased my parents don't
listen to the Fast or listen to the radio show
or they watched seven sharp. That's fine, but I wouldn't
like someone turning up at my work. I don't want
my parents looking at my work. No, no, God, no way.
But she is she's self awiry about it because mom goes.
She she thought to herself after she sent the latest
(02:51):
rounded feedback, which was honest, no sacred cast, she was like,
she goes. I just realized you never you don't show
up to Kendy and tell me not to look after
this kid like that, or don't teach this, or don't
sing five little speckled frogs and that key or whatever.
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I was like, that's a great point, ye, because I
do remember one day providing my father some feedback. After
he gave me some feedback, he said, oh, you shouldn't
have talked about that, or should have talked about this
or whatever, And I was like, well, that's funny you
say that, because I thought the way that you were
melting the nickel today and the mind, I just that's
not how I would have done.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, there's a text in here. Get a. Fella's not
sure if this will make the potty, but was just
hoping you give me some suggestions on what to do
this weekend with the missile away. We can give that
person a call. Yeah, why there's the number there. This
is something that i've two one okay eight, Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
God, you're ringing reception again? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
One two one yeah, O two one eight yeah six,
I'm going to do it in hand.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Signals okay, yeah, h.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah yeah. And then sex sex yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
As two of those at the Indian got him.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Nextly.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, well Jesus, turnline sex off, turnline off? See how
the morning?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
How oh we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
George?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
George, morning George.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I don't know what the hell you say? I think George's.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No, it doesn't really much for other part of the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Right, where do we find you this morning?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
George?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Back in the forge?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Same as the famous the other day when you guys
read out my bloody what's called mar god?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
George? How was it quite good to be honest.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, I haven't done as much of a kicking this week,
so the food hasn't been as well seasons.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But what so the missiles away this weekend? George?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And I need to know what because I'm lost. Otherwise
I'm just going to be waking the entire weekend. Well
that was that was my first set up a mestigatorium.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's the first thing you should be.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I was going to say, draw the curtains and cast
it to the TV. Really treat yourself. I haven't thought
about caring for the TV.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Maybe put it on the four.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Online High Stakes high Stage. Now, now, let me tell
you a cautionary tale, George, because I know someone who
did that used their their PEAS four for for their purpose.
They then upgraded to the PS five and sold the
PIS four and trade me and and sold it to
someone else, and it just had their full search history
(06:03):
in there, and they'd been using it for that purpose.
It's a good way to build your just it is.
It's just very hard to search in the search bar
with the thumbsticks, is what my mate told me.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What else for, George? So you got any friends, George.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
But there's partners.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
We're all around.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So okay, Yeah, Well, one of my favorite tricks to
do is is try and bait your mate whose missus
is at home into a big night out and without
letting him know that your missus is actually way So
you're pulling an all night and then you wrope him
into it and then he has to face consequences when
he gets home that could be on the cards. It's
not a bad shout. Are you forging a sword or
(06:52):
what are you forging this morning?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I'm not actually forging anything, sadly, it's just a construction site.
That's quote quite sounds busy, George.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Are there any jobs?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Do you own your own home?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Twenty four?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's twenty four, twenty four? Well, I'm not the forty
four year old married name you thought. I want to
know that's true, even though you do shop like one
so because missus. So, George, are there any jobs that
need to be done around inside of the house, like
any odd jobs?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Don't?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Honest?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, sounds like you're pretty useless. But I would say that's.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
One more one more question. I just just to follow up.
Do you want to be worth your partner? Like? Are
you thinking that this that your partner is possibly the person.
And look, don't worry this, nobody's going to hear this.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, she's the one you want.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
But just like, say, how do.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I make Do you want to continue.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
For a long Are you planning on this being a
long term sort of thing? George? Could you voice?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Look yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh so no, yeah, well that's crazy interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay. In that case, what I've got some advice for you, George.
What you should do is the first thing you should
do when when your partner goes away is do a
particular job, like spend maybe an hour, maybe forty five minutes,
even half an hour doing something.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That means that when your partner gets home, she's going
to think that you spent your weekend thinking about her
doing something that she's wanted to be done for a
long time. It's got to be something quick, something that
doesn't take any time. Then once you've done that, go
out on a massive bender. Okay, it's funny knowing that
you've done that thing.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I've done exactly this last time my missus was away.
I've got a tube of Sally's no more gaps or
cracks or whatever, and went round the all of the
window cells and but only where she could see them brilliant,
and then I really lost my patience and didn't do
the rest of them.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, it's a good idea though, and then.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I got horrifically blacked out drunk. But yeah, I thought
it was a wouldn't win.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I like to do the washing and then fold the washing,
or maybe if you can't do the washing, to go
and get some out.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Of your drawers and then wash your clean clothes.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Don't wash it, just take it out of it, take
it out of the drawers, and then just fold it
and leave it on the bed like you've like you've
washed it.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Sorry, I was just getting around to putting it away.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I'll do that now, create some imaginary.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Washing that it's a good idea. Watching watching Adam Sandler movie.
That's probably the other one. I think most of you
end up watching an Adam Sandler movie when they're home
alone for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
At least he'll be so high probably.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's grown ups, grown ups.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, things that George wants to get back to forging.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah, maybe you guys have a good day.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
All right, George.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Thanks George. Sound you sound the scene is busy.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I think he genuinely wants to let us go.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
George, all right, should we take a quick break. I've
got another I've got another political candidate to digest.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh great love.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Today's political candidate comes to us from the Sprayden Ward.
What the sprayden Ward, Sprayden, Sprayden. Yeah, I used to
live in Sprayden. This is that's a suburban krush.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Sprayden.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Sprayden is around Hornby. Ah, yeah, not far from home,
but yeah, it's that sort of end of crush. He
is running for counselor and he goes by the name
of Tubby Hanson. He has his bylineers leave Commonwealth. I
(10:55):
don't know why I just said Wealth. I've never done
that before. Leave a Commonwealth mate. And then he also
is leave Ensis, Australia and New Zealand and the US.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I think we have left asas, haven't we.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Well, if we haven't, I think when we stopped allowing
nuclear ships to come into our ports, that was pretty
much the end of endsis right.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
My principal place of residence is in the Sprayden Ward area.
I am also standing for mayor and Sprayden Ward of
the Why what was it standing for mayor? And sprayden
Ward of the Whyehood of Sprayed in Kashmir Heathcot Heathcat
Community Board. We support King Charles and Queen Camilla, about
whom I have actually written a song based on the
(11:39):
tune Green Sleeves.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Oh my god, it is good. It is good.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's good. We'd all like to write our own reviews. Tabby.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
On the third day, Tabby wrote a song, looked at
it and said, it is good.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Is good. This row is about the hard drinking old
guard of the British military responsible for the secure of
the commonwealth. Were the first past the post mentality considering
all third party candidates, it's as security risk. Read that
one more time. Wow, this row is about the hard
drinking old guard of the British military responsible for the
(12:14):
security of the commonwealth. With the first past the post
mentality considering all third party candidates a security risk, you've
got a first post the post mentality.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I like, I preferred first past the post first.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm taking a brave stance on that. Yeah, you're against MMP,
you're against MMR Measles mumpson Rebella.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Don't like rebella. Rebella I had it sucks.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I doubt if there has ever been a policy against
Britain here in New Zealand apart from me complaining about
constant repair mobiles.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
What I don't know. Okay, this guy is fascinating.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
If the English built good trains and pushbikes, cars should
be the same. I have two English cars, w rights.
We do not need English special agents coming here and
spiking the tea in dangerous jobs, stanging people with mazes,
tases or using a hot ray against the people. What
(13:14):
The police do not have the gear to detect this,
and there is none on order.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No, there's definitely isn't any on order.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
The Americans need to top doing U turns on pedestrian crossings.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I think you'll find that's pedestrians crossing rather than pedestrian crossings.
That's actually a pedestrians crossing. Yeah, and actually the pedestrians.
Oh yeah, But I think we can all agree that
the Americans need to stop doing U turns on it. Well,
you do not want to do U turns with pedestrians crossing,
because if you do a utune, you don't see the
pedestrian crossing. You come around in your take one out.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, I mean it's just same.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
He makes a lot of sense to be hansome.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
And that's why he's got my vote for the Spray
and Ward christ Shoots City councilor. I mean, I think
what I've learned, if anything, from the last few weeks
of going through these merural candidates were board local electorates.
Anyone can get on the board.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Anyone can well you say that, Maniah. But Michael Tabby Hendson, sorry, Christopher,
Michael Tubby Henson is eighty years old and this is
the nineteenth time he has run.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
For local office.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
He's lost every single one of the other eighteen.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'm surprised. I'm surprised. He makes a lot of sense
to me, and some of those common sense policies, like,
for example, well, I mean the fact that he doesn't
like all third party candidates, he considers them a security rist.
Also that he wants to leave ANSAs, YEP and the Commonwealth.
(14:46):
But he said we support King Charles and Queen Camilla.
So I feel like there's a slight contradiction in terms there.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
But still, Rudy, do you reckon? You could try and
find us the song I've been looking at. It is good.
I'm told it's good.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
No, No, Tubby said, it's good, good, that is good,
but the tune of Green Sleeves, and then it's I
love the way I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I felt like he lost steam as he went because
he started off pretty good. We support King Charles and
Queen Camilla, about whom I have actually written a song
based on the tune Green Sleeves. It is good, and
then it just spirals out of contry. It is good,
it is good. If the English build good trains and pushbikes,
cars should be the same. I have two English cars,
(15:35):
would you that's they are good? They are good.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I'm just looking at a photo of Tubby from nineteen
seventy one.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Tubby. It looks like mister Asia, So Tubby's I mean,
would you call him Tubby? No, he's pretty thin. I
had an ironic nickname.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Oh maybe he's always skinny.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Holy shit, he's been up on charges.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
No, Amazer, that is not TYPEO. Oh Amazer is an
elector madic neednick laser. It's an invisible ray, and the
political left are using it to try and stop him.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
They keep using your right wing.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
They keep using bloody mazes and interfering with this track.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Seeing people with maze. Yeah, well, this is the thing
because they got mazes and they got hot rays and
the police don't have the gear to detect this, and
there's none on order.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Can I ask you how are you finding all this
out about Tubby Hanson? Is there a profile piece on him?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
There's one in the Herald, there's one in the spin
off which was first published, and stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
He's a big deal. Well, like I said in the conclo,
this goes all the way at the top, goes to
King Charles, Queen Camilla.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
He's also a progressive neudist. Oh maybe the hour No,
that's graffiti, sorry, right, graffiti.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Progressive neist or flash it.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I wouldn't mind seeing Tubby Henson on the especially not
the version Jesus, that's Tubby Hanson. I mean, like it
is Maser, that's all the way to the top.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
And then we go. So we got we got Big Daddy,
we got Big Red ghost Ruder, Gordon McCrone and then
Michael Weist. This one. I'll put it in the dock
for you, Jerry, the blue is actually not that interesting.
But have a look just underneath Tabby Hanson at Michael Wist.
(17:20):
Can you see Michael Wist yep? Tell me who he
looks like.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Michael West umm.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Ruder Daniels posted this unto the conclave. How do you
break this Facebook page? Can join it now? Not as
best at crazy as Big Red or that weren't a
running for the alt. But old mate has a real
touch of the polking Horns.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh yeah he does. He looks like and Polkinghorn had
a baby, that would be him.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yeah, so he's saying I've got to You're not saying
I've got to touch with the polgies.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
You got to touch with the popies.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Poky about you?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, put a bow tie on some crazy socks and
express yourself through his socks. Yea, a pair of red
pints all.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I think it'd be fair to say I don't have
a touch of the pokies. I'm going to touch it
that you'll find me in the pokies.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
My principal place of reasons. West General Ward one billion
dollars in THEBT and rising is terrifying, and you're right
to be worried. Current plans see rates double in five
years with a new water entity adding to that. Now
he actually makes sense.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, he doesn't like speed bumps. Forty million dollars a
year on consultants.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
He's actually got some pretty good who does like speed bumps.
I mean, I might take a brave stance against speed bumps.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm going to take a brave stance against the fifteen
fucking speed bumps between the star and we're I park
my car in our parking building.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
If you had to choose between carbon emitting, you know,
lowering carbon emissions and.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Speed, I don't care about carbon emissions. I don't even
I don't understand them. And I think that's most of us,
to be honest, because.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You know, speed bumps definitely, because what happens is you
got to slow down and then you got to speed
back up again so you can put your accelerated down.
So everybody that's doing that is burning more fuel than
if you just didn't have the speed bump.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
So, but they're not they're not a carbon issue. Speed
bumps there are stop people from running people over.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, that's what I mean. I think there should be
a carbon issue.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Right because it's a carbon issue. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
It means that you've got a council on one hand
that says we should we carbon emissions, but then you're
building speed bumps and it uses carbon.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
To build the speed bumps, speed bumps that suck. The
one of the on the way out of our parking building.
I almost can't get over that in the swift.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Oh man, that's a shock that sucks.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
The shocks on my on the front of my swift
are fucked.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
It's when you're going in.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Is the worst, right?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Or is it?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
We've bottomed out bad when me and and I were
in the swift.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
What I want you to know is, so you me
and Zoe were in there at that time, I bottom
out by myself on that thing. It is ruining my undercarriage.
None of what my undercarriag druid.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
And did anyone speed out of there either, I mean no,
I don't think it's a council is.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
But the problem is, and I think Zoe brought this
up the other day now. To get over the speed bump, Honestly,
if you could see it, it is steel and it
is the largest speed bump I've ever seen. Certain cars
will just hit their bumper on it to get over it.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
You've got to Flora.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
You got to fucking Flora.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, right, So I can go up to it slow
and then you go maran and then you go over
it it goes home.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Dude. The other day it was raining and it was
weir The speed bump is so big that that the wheel,
so I have to get right up to it, and
then I have to My wheel started spinning on the
fucking thing. I couldn't get over it. Oh no, I
still can't get over it. See a fuck speed bumps.
Who's into speed bumps? I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Should we start a speed bump company, cash in it.
I don't like speed bumps, and I'm not that much
of a chicane fan. Need I've got chicanes in my street. Yeah,
and I like the tree bit. It's quite nice to
have trees down in the street, and I understand their planet.
But to me, you're just actually making it like you're
making it more dangerous. You're making the road more dangerous
rather than.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Because people are speeding up again afterwards.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Well yeah, and you've got to go through a chicane
so you might hit the curb. Yeah, you're more worried
about that than looking out for people maybe walking across
the road.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
But also I think the owners should be on the
People don't walk onto roads. That's where cars are. People.
The green man will go people will just walk out
onto the road without looking. It's like, that's just a light.
It's not going to stop a car that's coming at
you at one hundred k's the trust you're putting in
this green man, and the social contract that we all
have to stop when a light's a certain color is
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insane to me.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Do you are you a Okay? So there's a traffic
light here on Victoria Street and it's just a traffic
light that just sits there and it's just for pedestrians. Yeah,
you know, just traffic lights that are created for pedestrians. Yeah,
I hate those. But still, do you if you are
walking across Victoria Street do you use Do you push
that button or not?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yes, I push it because I've crossed that road so
many times. I know what the cycle is and when
I can cross. It's not when the pedestrian well, obviously
is when the pedestrian light goes green, but the bike
light light goes green and the bikes are allowed to
go diagonally across that intersection, which means no cars can
cross at that point. So when the bike goes green,
you can walk safely. Now I do this all the
(22:18):
time every time I cross the road. I look to
see where the cars are coming from. Then I look
at the lights, take all available information and decide whether
it's safe or not for a human AI, like a
person with eyes and ears.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Like a human AI.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah. And then but what happens is someone will be
standing next to me on their phone and they'll just
see a person walk, and they'll walk and it's like
you you're gonna I just about kill people every time
across the road, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
You know what? They've changed that now, yes, and it's
way better. But I'm talking there's one down here opposite
Liz Mels. I'm talking about so pedestrians can go across
the road. It's not an indisection. It's just on a
straight piece of road. And then you have traffic lights
on a straight piece of road, and the pedestrian lights.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, I hate it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I fucking hate those things. We've got one on the
if you can't cross a road, man, yeah, like, go down,
go down. If you're a muppet, go down to the
other trap.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
The traffic light, and then walk back up. If the
gym anyway, you're a muppet.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah. The people that push there and there's no cars
coming and they're standing there and there's no cars coming
up Victoria's and they're just standing there waiting for their
light to give them an oad. There's no cars coming.
If this, if this wasn't if the light wasn't there,
you just walk across the road. You're not going to die,
you dunce.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
You know what they would actually do, Jerry, is they'd
look to see if there were cars coming, and then
they would walk across the roads.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Are you going to tell me something that you push
that petition that the tard crossing.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
But there's these lights. It's five dame in the morning
when we all come to work and there's these lights.
They go green for the pedestrians that don't exist. And
you're waiting at those lights like five minutes straight, and
you're thinking, it's it's dark. There's no one here. No
one pushed the button. Why are we waiting for these
pedestrians that don't exist?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Morning?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Don't wait for them, just go yeah, obey lights if
there's no cars around. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Bay lights. Lights are an indication, a suggestion rather than
a rule.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Every morning I scream and like I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
You've got to You've got to use your common sense
in those situations.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
How are the shocks on your car because you parked
down there too exactly? Oh man, you counted them the
other day.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
The speed bumps, it's way too many, it's genuinely. And
the ones free in a row, and that one really
big one at the end that you're talking about. It's
so bad that when you speed up to actually get
over it, because you can't. Your car goes forward so
quickly and you can't quite see to the right of use.
There's a pedestrian walking that vaults you out of foot
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forward and you like, if this'sition coming, They go whoa, because.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Who's the muppet? Who's the muppet? Be fired? Fair enough?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I agree with you the other day because that's right
next to TV and ZI. I often see Scotty Stevens
and when on there, and it's mortifying because it's a
person I know, and hewever you under me and he's like,
oh jeez, a zuky swift, Brady, I'm not really pain
like it used to. And then I've got to just
to get the front wheels over, do it again, to
get the back wheels over the intake off, and Scotty's
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watching me do the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
You should take a complain out with.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I'm going to I'm going to write the roof on fire.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
I've done it. You have complained, Yeah, we were encouraged
on an email work email to send a complaint and
nothing has the fucking happened.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Did you actually complain?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah, I send it a complaint. I said, it's absolutely
overkill and it's frankly damaging my car.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Like and not only my car, but the car of
many of my colleagues were some of the words I use.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
And it's dangerous for pedestrians because we've got to use
up so much paste to get over the bloody thing
that you can surges for.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
By the time I come off those ones, I am
going at about sixty ks an hour. I can also
tell this is a completely unrelated that. But you know
when people pull up to the barrier, you know that
the arm that raises. So we've all got swipe cards.
You can I can spot from a mile off before
you even get into the building. If I'm following someone
and I'm like, this guy's going to deck around at
the barrier and I'll be able to overtake them because
there's too you can tell this the person who pulls
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up and then suits around the card right, where's my card?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
You can hear them, how can I Where am I
going to go?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
And I'm like, oh, my window isn't down yet either,
going around?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, and I overtake them every single time.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Liked pull the bird.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah, figure it out, bird, figure it. It's like people
when you know, when you're waiting at a bar for
ages to get a drink and then they get to
the front of the queue and they go, what do
I want? Dude? We've been standing in this line for
half an hour. You haven't thought about what you want.
This is why the que so fucking long. Anyway, Okay,
this has been interesting positive.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
It's interesting because the CHRISTI I was listening the other
day of the radio and they were saying that speed
bumps is the main in you know how I think
if they ask Auckland is like, what are your voting on?
In terms of what's the main issue, they said, traffic
is the public transports always the thing in Auckland and
christ it's speed bumps because there's some counselor that's turned
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up and just put speed bumps everywhere.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I think we can all aggress to one city that
doesn't need speed bumps.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Everyone nuts.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah, we went from good News Tomato.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
They can't take out. They can't take them out though.
That's once they're there, you can't get rid of them.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
That's the problem that even though even if you campaign
for me and you're like, I'm going to get rid
of the speed bumps, then three years you're out and
old mate comes in. Guess what we're putting in billion
dollars with a speed bumps?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Sorry about that? That was the thing. Nobody ever campaign like,
nobody would campaign on speed bumps. I'm a speed bump candidate.
I reckon more speed bumps. If you will not get in, yeah,
I guarantee you will not get into What are they there?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
They're expensive too, aren't They cost quite.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
A bit of money just to bump a bit of speed.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Stupid speed.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
All right, should we get the fuck out of here,
have a good weekend, Signed to you guys. Now okay,
Get a It's Jerry here from the Headachey Breekfast, just
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Nice to have you with us. It's Friday, the nineteenth
of September twenty twenty five. It might not be where
you are, but this podcast is from Friday, the nineteenth
of September twenty twenty five. That's when we're recording it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's important to state the date as well because and
the year, because the podcasts that we make are evergreen.
You know, these will exist in perpetuity and people will
be going back listening to these in about a hundred
years time, and so they're going to want to know, oh, okay,
all well and good that it's nine tenth of September,
but what year? You know what I mean, because we'll
be doing this for many years exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I did chat to a guy, probably about a year ago,
who went back through the back catalog and listened to
every single podcast that I'd ever been involved in, going
back into two thousand. I believe he went back to
twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
He would know a fear bit about you.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh man, someone he knows more about me than I know.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Someone got into the conclave earlier this week and said,
does anyone enough the older podcast before Feb twenty nineteen
or anywhere he's worked his way through all of twenty
twenty five and all the big show and wanting to
go back to the start.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
My god, wow, what an That person's mind will be rotten.
Yeah the time I've finished.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, because I don't remember half the shit I say
in a podcast or a show.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And then my.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Parents will individually provide feedback on what I.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Was talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh, let me tell you. My mother not too pleased
with Jerry's theories yesterday. Not something she not something she
wanted to hear on the radio.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh no, not something I came forgetting that your parents
are listening, so do I.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But I just say not, no, I know, That's what
I said to her. I was just like, don't or
if you do, talk to someone else about it. You
don't have to tell me. I don't want to know,
because what you don't know is independently. I'm also getting
the same feedback from my father or different feedback.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
But.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Also like, I mean, I'm so pleased my parents don't
listen to the Fast or listen to the radio show
or they watched seven sharp. That's fine, but I wouldn't
like someone turning up at my work. I don't want
my parents looking at my work. No, no, God, no way.
But she is she's self awiry about it because mom goes.
She she thought to herself after she sent the latest
(02:51):
rounded feedback, which was honest, no sacred cast, she was like,
she goes. I just realized you never you don't show
up to Kendy and tell me not to look after
this kid like that, or don't teach this, or don't
sing five little speckled frogs and that key or whatever.
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I was like, that's a great point, ye, because I
do remember one day providing my father some feedback. After
he gave me some feedback, he said, oh, you shouldn't
have talked about that, or should have talked about this
or whatever, And I was like, well, that's funny you
say that, because I thought the way that you were
melting the nickel today and the mind, I just that's
not how I would have done.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, there's a text in here. Get a. Fella's not
sure if this will make the potty, but was just
hoping you give me some suggestions on what to do
this weekend with the missile away. We can give that
person a call. Yeah, why there's the number there. This
is something that i've two one okay eight, Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
God, you're ringing reception again? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
One two one yeah, O two one eight yeah six,
I'm going to do it in hand.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Signals okay, yeah, h.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah yeah. And then sex sex yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
As two of those at the Indian got him.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Nextly.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, well Jesus, turnline sex off, turnline off? See how
the morning?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
How oh we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
George?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
George, morning George.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I don't know what the hell you say? I think George's.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No, it doesn't really much for other part of the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Right, where do we find you this morning?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
George?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Back in the forge?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Same as the famous the other day when you guys
read out my bloody what's called mar god?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
George? How was it quite good to be honest.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, I haven't done as much of a kicking this week,
so the food hasn't been as well seasons.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But what so the missiles away this weekend? George?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And I need to know what because I'm lost. Otherwise
I'm just going to be waking the entire weekend. Well
that was that was my first set up a mestigatorium.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's the first thing you should be.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I was going to say, draw the curtains and cast
it to the TV. Really treat yourself. I haven't thought
about caring for the TV.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Maybe put it on the four.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Online High Stakes high Stage. Now, now, let me tell
you a cautionary tale, George, because I know someone who
did that used their their PEAS four for for their purpose.
They then upgraded to the PS five and sold the
PIS four and trade me and and sold it to
someone else, and it just had their full search history
(06:03):
in there, and they'd been using it for that purpose.
It's a good way to build your just it is.
It's just very hard to search in the search bar
with the thumbsticks, is what my mate told me.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What else for, George? So you got any friends, George.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
But there's partners.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
We're all around.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So okay, Yeah, Well, one of my favorite tricks to
do is is try and bait your mate whose missus
is at home into a big night out and without
letting him know that your missus is actually way So
you're pulling an all night and then you wrope him
into it and then he has to face consequences when
he gets home that could be on the cards. It's
not a bad shout. Are you forging a sword or
(06:52):
what are you forging this morning?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I'm not actually forging anything, sadly, it's just a construction site.
That's quote quite sounds busy, George.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Are there any jobs?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Do you own your own home?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Twenty four?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's twenty four, twenty four? Well, I'm not the forty
four year old married name you thought. I want to
know that's true, even though you do shop like one
so because missus. So, George, are there any jobs that
need to be done around inside of the house, like
any odd jobs?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Don't?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Honest?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, sounds like you're pretty useless. But I would say that's.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
One more one more question. I just just to follow up.
Do you want to be worth your partner? Like? Are
you thinking that this that your partner is possibly the person.
And look, don't worry this, nobody's going to hear this.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, she's the one you want.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
But just like, say, how do.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I make Do you want to continue.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
For a long Are you planning on this being a
long term sort of thing? George? Could you voice?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Look yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Sure? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh so no, yeah, well that's crazy interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay. In that case, what I've got some advice for you, George.
What you should do is the first thing you should
do when when your partner goes away is do a
particular job, like spend maybe an hour, maybe forty five minutes,
even half an hour doing something.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That means that when your partner gets home, she's going
to think that you spent your weekend thinking about her
doing something that she's wanted to be done for a
long time. It's got to be something quick, something that
doesn't take any time. Then once you've done that, go
out on a massive bender. Okay, it's funny knowing that
you've done that thing.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I've done exactly this last time my missus was away.
I've got a tube of Sally's no more gaps or
cracks or whatever, and went round the all of the
window cells and but only where she could see them brilliant,
and then I really lost my patience and didn't do
the rest of them.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, it's a good idea though, and then.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I got horrifically blacked out drunk. But yeah, I thought
it was a wouldn't win.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I like to do the washing and then fold the washing,
or maybe if you can't do the washing, to go
and get some out.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Of your drawers and then wash your clean clothes.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Don't wash it, just take it out of it, take
it out of the drawers, and then just fold it
and leave it on the bed like you've like you've
washed it.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Sorry, I was just getting around to putting it away.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I'll do that now, create some imaginary.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Washing that it's a good idea. Watching watching Adam Sandler movie.
That's probably the other one. I think most of you
end up watching an Adam Sandler movie when they're home
alone for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
At least he'll be so high probably.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's grown ups, grown ups.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, things that George wants to get back to forging.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah, maybe you guys have a good day.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
All right, George.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Thanks George. Sound you sound the scene is busy.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I think he genuinely wants to let us go.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
George, all right, should we take a quick break. I've
got another I've got another political candidate to digest.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh great love.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Today's political candidate comes to us from the Sprayden Ward.
What the sprayden Ward, Sprayden, Sprayden. Yeah, I used to
live in Sprayden. This is that's a suburban krush.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Sprayden.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Sprayden is around Hornby. Ah, yeah, not far from home,
but yeah, it's that sort of end of crush. He
is running for counselor and he goes by the name
of Tubby Hanson. He has his bylineers leave Commonwealth. I
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don't know why I just said Wealth. I've never done
that before. Leave a Commonwealth mate. And then he also
is leave Ensis, Australia and New Zealand and the US.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I think we have left asas, haven't we.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Well, if we haven't, I think when we stopped allowing
nuclear ships to come into our ports, that was pretty
much the end of endsis right.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
My principal place of residence is in the Sprayden Ward area.
I am also standing for mayor and Sprayden Ward of
the Why what was it standing for mayor? And sprayden
Ward of the Whyehood of Sprayed in Kashmir Heathcot Heathcat
Community Board. We support King Charles and Queen Camilla, about
whom I have actually written a song based on the
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tune Green Sleeves.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Oh my god, it is good. It is good.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's good. We'd all like to write our own reviews. Tabby.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
On the third day, Tabby wrote a song, looked at
it and said, it is good.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Is good. This row is about the hard drinking old
guard of the British military responsible for the secure of
the commonwealth. Were the first past the post mentality considering
all third party candidates, it's as security risk. Read that
one more time. Wow, this row is about the hard
drinking old guard of the British military responsible for the
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security of the commonwealth. With the first past the post
mentality considering all third party candidates a security risk, you've
got a first post the post mentality.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I like, I preferred first past the post first.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm taking a brave stance on that. Yeah, you're against MMP,
you're against MMR Measles mumpson Rebella.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Don't like rebella. Rebella I had it sucks.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I doubt if there has ever been a policy against
Britain here in New Zealand apart from me complaining about
constant repair mobiles.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
What I don't know. Okay, this guy is fascinating.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
If the English built good trains and pushbikes, cars should
be the same. I have two English cars, w rights.
We do not need English special agents coming here and
spiking the tea in dangerous jobs, stanging people with mazes,
tases or using a hot ray against the people. What
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The police do not have the gear to detect this,
and there is none on order.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No, there's definitely isn't any on order.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
The Americans need to top doing U turns on pedestrian crossings.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I think you'll find that's pedestrians crossing rather than pedestrian crossings.
That's actually a pedestrians crossing. Yeah, and actually the pedestrians.
Oh yeah, But I think we can all agree that
the Americans need to stop doing U turns on it. Well,
you do not want to do U turns with pedestrians crossing,
because if you do a utune, you don't see the
pedestrian crossing. You come around in your take one out.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, I mean it's just same.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
He makes a lot of sense to be hansome.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
And that's why he's got my vote for the Spray
and Ward christ Shoots City councilor. I mean, I think
what I've learned, if anything, from the last few weeks
of going through these merural candidates were board local electorates.
Anyone can get on the board.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Anyone can well you say that, Maniah. But Michael Tabby Hendson, sorry, Christopher,
Michael Tubby Henson is eighty years old and this is
the nineteenth time he has run.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
For local office.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
He's lost every single one of the other eighteen.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'm surprised. I'm surprised. He makes a lot of sense
to me, and some of those common sense policies, like,
for example, well, I mean the fact that he doesn't
like all third party candidates, he considers them a security rist.
Also that he wants to leave ANSAs, YEP and the Commonwealth.
(14:46):
But he said we support King Charles and Queen Camilla.
So I feel like there's a slight contradiction in terms there.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
But still, Rudy, do you reckon? You could try and
find us the song I've been looking at. It is good.
I'm told it's good.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
No, No, Tubby said, it's good, good, that is good,
but the tune of Green Sleeves, and then it's I
love the way I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I felt like he lost steam as he went because
he started off pretty good. We support King Charles and
Queen Camilla, about whom I have actually written a song
based on the tune Green Sleeves. It is good, and
then it just spirals out of contry. It is good,
it is good. If the English build good trains and pushbikes,
cars should be the same. I have two English cars,
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would you that's they are good? They are good.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I'm just looking at a photo of Tubby from nineteen
seventy one.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Tubby. It looks like mister Asia, So Tubby's I mean,
would you call him Tubby? No, he's pretty thin. I
had an ironic nickname.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Oh maybe he's always skinny.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Holy shit, he's been up on charges.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
No, Amazer, that is not TYPEO. Oh Amazer is an
elector madic neednick laser. It's an invisible ray, and the
political left are using it to try and stop him.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
They keep using your right wing.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
They keep using bloody mazes and interfering with this track.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Seeing people with maze. Yeah, well, this is the thing
because they got mazes and they got hot rays and
the police don't have the gear to detect this, and
there's none on order.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Can I ask you how are you finding all this
out about Tubby Hanson? Is there a profile piece on him?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
There's one in the Herald, there's one in the spin
off which was first published, and stuff.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
He's a big deal. Well, like I said in the conclo,
this goes all the way at the top, goes to
King Charles, Queen Camilla.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
He's also a progressive neudist. Oh maybe the hour No,
that's graffiti, sorry, right, graffiti.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Progressive neist or flash it.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I wouldn't mind seeing Tubby Henson on the especially not
the version Jesus, that's Tubby Hanson. I mean, like it
is Maser, that's all the way to the top.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
And then we go. So we got we got Big Daddy,
we got Big Red ghost Ruder, Gordon McCrone and then
Michael Weist. This one. I'll put it in the dock
for you, Jerry, the blue is actually not that interesting.
But have a look just underneath Tabby Hanson at Michael Wist.
(17:20):
Can you see Michael Wist yep? Tell me who he
looks like.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Michael West umm.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Ruder Daniels posted this unto the conclave. How do you
break this Facebook page? Can join it now? Not as
best at crazy as Big Red or that weren't a
running for the alt. But old mate has a real
touch of the polking Horns.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh yeah he does. He looks like and Polkinghorn had
a baby, that would be him.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yeah, so he's saying I've got to You're not saying
I've got to touch with the polgies.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
You got to touch with the popies.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Poky about you?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, put a bow tie on some crazy socks and
express yourself through his socks. Yea, a pair of red
pints all.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I think it'd be fair to say I don't have
a touch of the pokies. I'm going to touch it
that you'll find me in the pokies.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
My principal place of reasons. West General Ward one billion
dollars in THEBT and rising is terrifying, and you're right
to be worried. Current plans see rates double in five
years with a new water entity adding to that. Now
he actually makes sense.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, he doesn't like speed bumps. Forty million dollars a
year on consultants.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
He's actually got some pretty good who does like speed bumps.
I mean, I might take a brave stance against speed bumps.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm going to take a brave stance against the fifteen
fucking speed bumps between the star and we're I park
my car in our parking building.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
If you had to choose between carbon emitting, you know,
lowering carbon emissions and.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Speed, I don't care about carbon emissions. I don't even
I don't understand them. And I think that's most of us,
to be honest, because.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
You know, speed bumps definitely, because what happens is you
got to slow down and then you got to speed
back up again so you can put your accelerated down.
So everybody that's doing that is burning more fuel than
if you just didn't have the speed bump.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
So, but they're not they're not a carbon issue. Speed
bumps there are stop people from running people over.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, that's what I mean. I think there should be
a carbon issue.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Right because it's a carbon issue. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
It means that you've got a council on one hand
that says we should we carbon emissions, but then you're
building speed bumps and it uses carbon.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
To build the speed bumps, speed bumps that suck. The
one of the on the way out of our parking building.
I almost can't get over that in the swift.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Oh man, that's a shock that sucks.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
The shocks on my on the front of my swift
are fucked.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
It's when you're going in.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Is the worst, right?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Or is it?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
We've bottomed out bad when me and and I were
in the swift.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
What I want you to know is, so you me
and Zoe were in there at that time, I bottom
out by myself on that thing. It is ruining my undercarriage.
None of what my undercarriag druid.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
And did anyone speed out of there either, I mean no,
I don't think it's a council is.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
But the problem is, and I think Zoe brought this
up the other day now. To get over the speed bump, Honestly,
if you could see it, it is steel and it
is the largest speed bump I've ever seen. Certain cars
will just hit their bumper on it to get over it.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
You've got to Flora.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
You got to fucking Flora.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, right, So I can go up to it slow
and then you go maran and then you go over
it it goes home.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Dude. The other day it was raining and it was
weir The speed bump is so big that that the wheel,
so I have to get right up to it, and
then I have to My wheel started spinning on the
fucking thing. I couldn't get over it. Oh no, I
still can't get over it. See a fuck speed bumps.
Who's into speed bumps? I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Should we start a speed bump company, cash in it.
I don't like speed bumps, and I'm not that much
of a chicane fan. Need I've got chicanes in my street. Yeah,
and I like the tree bit. It's quite nice to
have trees down in the street, and I understand their planet.
But to me, you're just actually making it like you're
making it more dangerous. You're making the road more dangerous
rather than.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Because people are speeding up again afterwards.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Well yeah, and you've got to go through a chicane
so you might hit the curb. Yeah, you're more worried
about that than looking out for people maybe walking across
the road.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
But also I think the owners should be on the
People don't walk onto roads. That's where cars are. People.
The green man will go people will just walk out
onto the road without looking. It's like, that's just a light.
It's not going to stop a car that's coming at
you at one hundred k's the trust you're putting in
this green man, and the social contract that we all
have to stop when a light's a certain color is
(21:34):
insane to me.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Do you are you a Okay? So there's a traffic
light here on Victoria Street and it's just a traffic
light that just sits there and it's just for pedestrians. Yeah,
you know, just traffic lights that are created for pedestrians. Yeah,
I hate those. But still, do you if you are
walking across Victoria Street do you use Do you push
that button or not?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yes, I push it because I've crossed that road so
many times. I know what the cycle is and when
I can cross. It's not when the pedestrian well, obviously
is when the pedestrian light goes green, but the bike
light light goes green and the bikes are allowed to
go diagonally across that intersection, which means no cars can
cross at that point. So when the bike goes green,
you can walk safely. Now I do this all the
(22:18):
time every time I cross the road. I look to
see where the cars are coming from. Then I look
at the lights, take all available information and decide whether
it's safe or not for a human AI, like a
person with eyes and ears.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Like a human AI.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah. And then but what happens is someone will be
standing next to me on their phone and they'll just
see a person walk, and they'll walk and it's like
you you're gonna I just about kill people every time
across the road, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
You know what? They've changed that now, yes, and it's
way better. But I'm talking there's one down here opposite
Liz Mels. I'm talking about so pedestrians can go across
the road. It's not an indisection. It's just on a
straight piece of road. And then you have traffic lights
on a straight piece of road, and the pedestrian lights.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, I hate it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I fucking hate those things. We've got one on the
if you can't cross a road, man, yeah, like, go down,
go down. If you're a muppet, go down to the
other trap.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
The traffic light, and then walk back up. If the
gym anyway, you're a muppet.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah. The people that push there and there's no cars
coming and they're standing there and there's no cars coming
up Victoria's and they're just standing there waiting for their
light to give them an oad. There's no cars coming.
If this, if this wasn't if the light wasn't there,
you just walk across the road. You're not going to die,
you dunce.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
You know what they would actually do, Jerry, is they'd
look to see if there were cars coming, and then
they would walk across the roads.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Are you going to tell me something that you push
that petition that the tard crossing.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
But there's these lights. It's five dame in the morning
when we all come to work and there's these lights.
They go green for the pedestrians that don't exist. And
you're waiting at those lights like five minutes straight, and
you're thinking, it's it's dark. There's no one here. No
one pushed the button. Why are we waiting for these
pedestrians that don't exist?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Morning?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Don't wait for them, just go yeah, obey lights if
there's no cars around. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Bay lights. Lights are an indication, a suggestion rather than
a rule.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Every morning I scream and like I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
You've got to You've got to use your common sense
in those situations.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
How are the shocks on your car because you parked
down there too exactly? Oh man, you counted them the
other day.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
The speed bumps, it's way too many, it's genuinely. And
the ones free in a row, and that one really
big one at the end that you're talking about. It's
so bad that when you speed up to actually get
over it, because you can't. Your car goes forward so
quickly and you can't quite see to the right of use.
There's a pedestrian walking that vaults you out of foot
(24:52):
forward and you like, if this'sition coming, They go whoa, because.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Who's the muppet? Who's the muppet? Be fired? Fair enough?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
I agree with you the other day because that's right
next to TV and ZI. I often see Scotty Stevens
and when on there, and it's mortifying because it's a
person I know, and hewever you under me and he's like,
oh jeez, a zuky swift, Brady, I'm not really pain
like it used to. And then I've got to just
to get the front wheels over, do it again, to
get the back wheels over the intake off, and Scotty's
(25:25):
watching me do the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
You should take a complain out with.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I'm going to I'm going to write the roof on fire.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
I've done it. You have complained, Yeah, we were encouraged
on an email work email to send a complaint and
nothing has the fucking happened.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Did you actually complain?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah, I send it a complaint. I said, it's absolutely
overkill and it's frankly damaging my car.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Like and not only my car, but the car of
many of my colleagues were some of the words I use.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
And it's dangerous for pedestrians because we've got to use
up so much paste to get over the bloody thing
that you can surges for.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
By the time I come off those ones, I am
going at about sixty ks an hour. I can also
tell this is a completely unrelated that. But you know
when people pull up to the barrier, you know that
the arm that raises. So we've all got swipe cards.
You can I can spot from a mile off before
you even get into the building. If I'm following someone
and I'm like, this guy's going to deck around at
the barrier and I'll be able to overtake them because
there's too you can tell this the person who pulls
(26:21):
up and then suits around the card right, where's my card?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
You can hear them, how can I Where am I
going to go?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
And I'm like, oh, my window isn't down yet either,
going around?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, and I overtake them every single time.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Liked pull the bird.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah, figure it out, bird, figure it. It's like people
when you know, when you're waiting at a bar for
ages to get a drink and then they get to
the front of the queue and they go, what do
I want? Dude? We've been standing in this line for
half an hour. You haven't thought about what you want.
This is why the que so fucking long. Anyway, Okay,
this has been interesting positive.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
It's interesting because the CHRISTI I was listening the other
day of the radio and they were saying that speed
bumps is the main in you know how I think
if they ask Auckland is like, what are your voting on?
In terms of what's the main issue, they said, traffic
is the public transports always the thing in Auckland and
christ it's speed bumps because there's some counselor that's turned
(27:13):
up and just put speed bumps everywhere.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I think we can all aggress to one city that
doesn't need speed bumps.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Everyone nuts.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah, we went from good News Tomato.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
They can't take out. They can't take them out though.
That's once they're there, you can't get rid of them.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
That's the problem that even though even if you campaign
for me and you're like, I'm going to get rid
of the speed bumps, then three years you're out and
old mate comes in. Guess what we're putting in billion
dollars with a speed bumps?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Sorry about that? That was the thing. Nobody ever campaign like,
nobody would campaign on speed bumps. I'm a speed bump candidate.
I reckon more speed bumps. If you will not get in, yeah,
I guarantee you will not get into What are they there?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
They're expensive too, aren't They cost quite.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
A bit of money just to bump a bit of speed.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Stupid speed.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
All right, should we get the fuck out of here,
have a good weekend, Signed to you guys. Now okay,
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