September 21, 2025 • 35 mins
On today's episode of The Agenda, Manaia Stewart & Finn Caddie join ACC Head G Lane and receive some audio from Fiji...
Then the fellas review the MASSIVE weekend of sport, including Otago taking the Shield off Canterbury, and Liam Lawson getting his best F1 finish!
Plus, rake over the coals of the Black Ferns' loss in the RWC Semi, and the NRL's Final Four are set... Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please'...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Get a mass she get a minyah.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Good morning, Good morning fellows, and good morning to the
listeners of the Hierarchy Breakfast podcasts who have now been
grenated with the Agenda podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, this is Breakfast with an Agenda. I'm helping cover
Jerry's ass on Hurdacke Breakfast. So we thought we'd just
have a bit of a podcast AUGI for the next
three days.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Is the same podcast, two feeds, the same podcast, two
feeds efficiency.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's sustainable at its best.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, we sat down and we looked at it and
we thought, we're just going to repeat the same stuff
on both podcasts.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What do we cut out the middle man and just
put it on both anyway, ship, What a weekend of sport?
It was all go. There was the NRL obviously, the
Woman's World Cup, there was Formula one, it was ramfly
Shield carry on. But I've been told I need to
play this off the top.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hello, a gender team met Heath Here. Can I just
say to you all, from the bottom of my boorn
in the South cheese roll in my mouth un by
a Southern heart, that that was undoubtedly, undisputably the greatest
comeback in the history of all sport ah Da.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Canterbury have done a lot of.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Hurtful things from my province over the years, cheating last
second heartbreak is and generally treating us like shit by
showing us no respect or love or Southern friendship. But
that was ended by Cultsy in his one hundredth Tiger
thirty eight heroic points to thirty six cowardly ones from
Gannabreez as I said, I'm a grassroots born in the South,
Cheese roll in my mouth, real deal, live and die
(01:37):
by the Blue and gold Man and so as I
watched the game for the first time on replay at
a sports bar here at the Intercontinental Golf Resort and
Spa and Fiji, I cried, and I can tell you
the crowd and the Karma sports bar here at the
Intercontinental went off, And by went off, I mean two
guys from Melbourne moved away from me, muttering about the
(02:00):
fell as.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I became emotional and disruptive.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
But in the end, all that matters is Tiger. I
have the shield five years in the wilderness, but the
shield DNA covered, powered it up and good to go
is back where it belongs. And look that means everything
in the world is right. Party at Mark Brown's house.
Give him the taste of Kiwi greatest comeback ever. You
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seem busy, I'll let you go. I'll let your tiger.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And who do I.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Have to kill to get a pinaclade?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Around here?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I cry fights?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Who's Mark Brown? I don't know Mark Brown. I thought
he's a golfer Back in the day he was he
was on the Professional Golf seg does se him an tony?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I I want, I want. I want to run a
smear campaign against Matt Heath and the Barack Obama style.
I want him to release his birth certificate because just
last week I was listening to him crapping on about
how he's from Southland.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, then he was from Dunedin. But he's also apparently
born in England, and so I would like to see
the birth certificate place.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I think he's lived in all of those places as
a youngster. Some of his formative years he spent with
his grandparents and a Vericago, but majority of the time
and his high school Donners and schooling has been in Donners.
So what's a the blues stuff blues fan? Oh, that's
because he goes to the box and watches the Blues
of Eden Park from the Political Box, which contains every
single elected politician in Auckland.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
In it seems the Intercontinental in Fiji. What's going on there?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
He's on holiday. He's on holiday with his partner and
his partner's mum.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Oh okay, that's a dynamic. Yeah, anyone he had done
that before.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Look if look, the fact is, if he finds himself
watching Sister Act too with the mum, then we need
to send someone over to expect him immediately.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Looks given to this life from the book Big on
the Studio. This is the agender for Monday, the twenty
second of September.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
The Agenda Podcast, the Home of Sporting, Nonsense and clap Trap,
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Speaker 1 (04:09):
You must be familiar with Mummy time and I he's
the sister to sister You.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Want to keep going on with this?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
No, I actually don't. I'm not okay, vague vague memories
of mummy time.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, anyway, sorry if I don't remember how Sister Act two
came into it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No, that was just a vehicle. It was just an excuse.
And do you I mean a friend of ours went
over to his ex girlfriend's house because he left his
jersey there.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I thought it was terminated too, was it? Yeah, rise
at the machine.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And then he went there and tricked up his jersey
and the mom said, oh, do you want to come
and you want to have a beer, and he's yeah, okay,
you want to sit down and watch Terminator two or
Sister Act two.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Whatever it was. Yeah, it doesn't really change.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
The one thing led to the other whatever. It's a sequel.
If he's sitting at one thing lead to the other.
And that's a real Afrodish Terminator two, isn't it. Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah? And then of course famously.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He received afters and the vegetable.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, that's right, he received job. But I believe the
question was breakfast listeners time we're hearing this kind. I'm smart.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I think the hi briefs of who the Mummy time
Story many times.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I think we did a three part investigation into the
Mummy time story some stage, But I believe the phrase
was muttered at some point by someone. Am I as
good as my daughter? Anyway? Moving on Tago, When the
Shield Li and Lawson finishes fifth, the Black Fans get
connuct the NRAL Final four A sit in a whole
heap more. We just touched briefly on the rarely shield
game there, fellas, did you watch it?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I watched the last five minutes of that. It had
a busy weekend. I didn't have to watch it because
I watched it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
There the magic of Instagram stories right, the amount of
my mates who were at the game and celebrating Otago
winning the Shield. What I love is that everyone claims
that it's coming home like that everywhere as the spiritual
home of the rand Philly Shield.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I feel like, surely ran Is. I feel like anything
south of Dunedin is the home because that's where it's
appreciated the most.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah, I agree, That's what I was going to say.
I think anywhere anywhere south of Tago feels about right
south and Otago the least home for the shield.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
The list going on in your area, the more yea
attractive it is. Yeah, yeah, we need some We did
some sort of good thing going on in our area.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
We talked to Joe Wheeler this morning about that and
he said that, and then he said that it's been
living up to its reputation. He said, mate, who's an
assistant coach there and you've got you got a four
am photo, proof of life photo with him and the shield.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
So who has it been over the last six seven
weeks it's been.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
We started at Nicky yep, then it went to the
tron very short period.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
The shortest ever by half an hour. That was the
shortest rain, was it? No, no, no, no, I mean sorry?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And then we went to Southland one and then it
went to Southland, then Southend went and then it went
to Canterbury and Canterbury it's gone back down attack.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, and I think it was a six thirty kickoff
or something that meant it was the shortest rain of
all time by half an hour.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
And thanks to the NPC social media team who have
released you had another graph on the scenario as possible
for the Ye half shield by the end of the season.
I believe Harbaker won it this weekend and then the
Stags could get it back, yes, by the end of
the season if everything goes your way.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's the first one of these graphics have actually been
able to understand. Harbor are year to win a game.
This is my second team Harbor. They're eight no and
they got robbed in the weekend too with a buzzer
beater penalty. From Northland to beat them by one point.
So that was about heartbreaking. So but they've got anger lose.
They can chuck everything at this Renfley Shield match this
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weekend and imagine if they want it, but then they're
going to play then they're going to play the necky
so after that, so it's pretty relentless. Jeez, it'll be
funny if they want it, it'd be so good that
take it. They've got a very young team, Harbor, very
young team and the only game they were in is
for the Shield. Yeah, down at the Tago. Would you
consider that a successful season? Would you be happy with
that season? Because bell in a kind of what what
(07:44):
could be a nine and one? I'd rather have to
say we ran the room the year we ran the
Riflee Shield? Is that not the whole point of n Yeah?
In the Shield?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Liam Lawson just had his most successful weekend and Formula
One ever fell as he finished fifth in the Juba's.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Arm Yeah and back who.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, finishing first after qualifying third. Yeah, miraculously Carlos Signs
qualified second, So it was a.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Weird he came third. Sit up Yeah, Yeah, Because when
the McLaren would noble to be seen really.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Yeah, Pstry had an absolute should have stored off the
starting blocks.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
And you know you don't in a car race as
a professional driver, you don't want to be storing the lights.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm humiliating, fat well, you fail your driver's license if
you store. Yeah, like the immediately failing. You've got to
beat these days. You don't have manuals now I do? Yeah?
I stall mine all the time too. Have you still
got a manual? I've still got a manual?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And because the thing is if I've got my headphones
and I'll rock the ear pods and if I'm getting
into the car, just leave the ear pods and bugger
instead of connecting to the stereo. And when you're driving
a manu as you know, you basically listen for the
roofs is the win to change. You're a window at
the clutch out. But because I can't hear it, I
stall it all the time, Like traffic lights. I'll stall
all the time. It's usually only on house gentlemen who
see me do it. But even that, even that's humiliating.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Some homeless it was like laughing, get me, Is it
a swift? Yeah? Stalling? This is a swift that the
traffic lights outside Aukland City Mission. You just have one
of the real swift s. It's a manual. Yeah yeah,
and everyone that gets in there is like, oh, Manuel,
that's fun. No, I live in Aukland. The traffic's awful
and you fucking clutch the whole time. Yeah. Yeah, whole
neighborhood just REGs a burnt out clutch.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Every So Pstry stalled at the start and then crashed
into I think he'd a lock up and then crashed
into corner three. He had an absolute shitter. Yeah, Norris,
I think did enough to leave the fucking for step
in one again.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah. A strap on loves those tight loves these tight
rack tight courses.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You know how they've got their headphones on and they
can hear their team the whole time around.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Did the team ever play the music to like, because
you know how when a good song comes on, yeah,
go with the flow queens and the start, you start
putting the foot down a little bit. Maybe that could
give them a little extra boost.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
You run a bit of free bird, yeah, yeah, exactly
like you're going to crank up a night back in
black coats.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, I don't know, I think
they keep them pretty they in their own thoughts really
because probably like your your clutch, you probably need be
able to hear the engine focus. You got to focus
a little bit. But old Liam Lawson he was under
the pump because he was he qualified to slip back
to fifth because his car is just not fast enough.
But then he held off both Ferraris and Lando Norris
(10:17):
and Yuki Snoda who were all up his ass in
the last few laps. What they do just make his
car toolans wid Yeah, you just got to wee all
over the place, just kind of just blocking the traffic. Fuck.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Speaking of blocking on the traffic, we had a shitter
of the week in me and and Law's went up
north with a couple of mates to right just east
of East Coast, East Coast for the weekend in a batch,
and we were driving out of there and some bloke
was driving with his boat on the back that the
trailer hitched up, came off the tow bar.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Oh shit.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
The outlaw motor then grows along and then a bit
of the runner propeller propeller sorry, came under our car.
Shut the beard cut off something and then car had
no power. We were waiting for about an hour and
a half. A road had to come pick us up
yesterday afternoon. Jeez, it was it was heictic, and so.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
The propellers sivered something underneath your car. That's what we
believe has happened.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
So right now as it stands, Lauren's car is up
and fung getting looked at due to a propeller that's
gone underneath their cast. So unlucky we had that was
still there, so we ended up the safety chain on.
I don't know, I think he did. The trailer was
still on the back of the car, but it just
tipped up enough for the app moded. It grows along
a pavement.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So I came off the tow ball and probably got
dragged by the chain. Yeah, that's what I'm picking.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But he didn't have the Surely the engine should have
been tilted enough to.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You know, I think you lift it down to be
quite on.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Absolutely shit, that's a final destination ship. Yeah, it was
like the propeller go through your wind screen and killed.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Yeah, that's what Lauren was very concerned about. She spent
three hours on the phone with her mother.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Anytime you're tying a boat of any description, that's heard
your worst nightmare as the boat coming off, the trailer off,
the trailer coming loose. What about when.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
We drove the caravan down to the mount and it
was on the back of the car and we had
all these cars pulling up beside us, like waving at.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Us and pointing stuff. We're like waving.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It was like acc with the with the caravan all yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
A CEC again wound yeah yeah. And then the people
keep pointing it, So what the fuck's going on? So
we pull over and the hatch off the roof had
just come been ripped off at some point on the motorway.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
It's a good ten kg fiberglass hatch.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, and it was gone. We don't know where the
hell it was. Yeah, oh yeah, the guy right, yeah.
And so then we get to the mounta. We're at
Bay Oval and it's raining and there's a hole in
the roof. We're like, funk, what are we gonna do here?
But we had these umbrellas, so we put we put
the umbrella up through the thing and then opened it.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Genius, but it was it was just a sun umbrella.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It was cotton, so it wasn't waterproof at all, and
all it meant was it became like a collickling pool
this umbrella and then it just ran all the water
straight from the from the thing, down the pole and
into the caravan. So we came in the next one
of the caravan is soaked and we had to commentate
a day's crak.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
It was fucking sunk ankle deep oping the door. It
was like trying to comedy things. You opened the door
and water goes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And so then we brought it back and we got Jimmy,
the builder who works out at the Herald Print fla, well,
can you fix it?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It goes? Do you want it to open?
Speaker 8 (13:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And he's like, and he did, but he basically made
it ear tight, so it was completely soaking with We
locked this ear tight caravan and lift it for like
a month, and when we came back it was just
the carpet's molded.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, it was fucking revolting. Oh yeah, that that probably
needs a bit of a spruce up or just burnt
to the ground, doesn't it. Yeah? Is it the original caravan? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah, yeah it has it only ever been one?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Oh he's been to the very first season was I
make Paul Paul's caravan from the Corimandle and he just
had this whole caravan in his backyard and we borrowed
it for the summer.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Made your mind if we used the caravan to commentate
out of it.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, and he was sweet, I'm not using it. Oh,
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, but do you know what I saw the other
day on the motor I've seen it a couple of
times now. That must live it out near me. The
mammoth truck. Remember the truck that was dressed up as
a mammoth that had.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Tusks, and he is the old land rover thing. Yeah,
back it was a tough drive man. So it's still going.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It obviously doesn't have the tusks on it anymore, but
it's still half sign written. And someone drives it up
and down out to my head. That clutch, it was
so rugged that I drove the tone on. I got
cramp in my and my left calf from fucking working
the clutch.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
That was I mean, I actually I got Stockholm syndrome
from driving. Next, I actually really enjoyed, enjoyed joy at
the inn because it was like wrestling a fucking animal.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I had that with our with our ute, the ACCU
home That was such a stupid own goal selling that
thing last year. But because the it was a bench
seat and it was it was only attached on the
driver's side, so if you're on the passage side when
you went around a corner, you would slide back and
forth around the cabin. I just killed Joe Man, Joe
and the and that thing. Because the brakes are a
(14:48):
little bit slow as well. It's about a ton and
we're coming up to a roundabout and I was watching
to see. I was looking to see if the curR
in front of us could go and we'd fit as well,
and they could and we would have fed as well,
but they didn't go.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Looking ahead, then I look back at the car Jode.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
We were on the way to clean to sell it,
so if we crashed it, we would have completely fucked
that whole promotion.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Well I kind of wish we did, because that was
such an own goal selling that thing.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Did we sell it with the with the SEC branding
on it still?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah? Yeah, No, it went black. We went to a
really good home. The guy go bought it and all
the money we gave to November I think he was
about twelve twelve. Yeah, I should have definitely. We gave
it to November. But the guy picked it up was
a magnificent unit. He had this blonde mullet, beautiful long,
and it looked like a freshly shampooed it. To come down.
(15:36):
He was from Funoday, had no idea who we were,
and he drove down from fucking Fund with his dad
and I said, may they couldn't go to a bitter home,
and he was like, I wanted to stroke his mullet,
but it would have been a bit creepy. I was
dressed up like a fucking cowboy, and I like, I
enjoyed how how unappressing it was, by the pomp and cerimony,
the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
He just wanted to come down, pick up his falcon
and get the fun.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, and God bless and it's probably
driven around somewhere up there. You were in an asseless chest. Yes,
only give him the keys. What was going on? The
men moorshute for our trip to.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Texas and then all of a sudden this guy shows up.
He's like, why have I had to come to this
radio station to buy this?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
What the Let's take a break and we'll come back
with a little bit of black fans and inner rol Chair.
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Speaker 2 (16:34):
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Speaker 1 (16:49):
Have we put that through the AI filter it?
Speaker 5 (16:51):
I think we have you.
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We'll do a noose for the line. Does lux Heerverdison?
Speaker 5 (16:55):
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Speaker 1 (16:57):
Mine was Mickey Wilkinson, the regular.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Well I remember about him as that he grows personals.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, and lives in an old railcaracter.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Someone put one under the caravanitor Murray Goodave, Well, I
believe we've got another.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
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Speaker 1 (17:43):
I feel like I've met him. Yeah, I know that guy.
Former sports people have turned into real estate.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Yeah, it's forty percent of Sydney. Think you know Disney Plus, Well,
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Speaker 1 (17:55):
Speaking of Luxe Hoover Dyson, did you see who the
do you see who the main broadcast sponsor of The Nitty?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Is it lux Hoover authorized?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It's the Shark, It's a vacuum cleaner. Oh no, right, okay, optics.
So I said to my wife watching the Nitty with
my daughter, I was ah, sponsored by vacuum cleaners. Well,
we want to she said.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Well, when Wales came in the other week, he did
mention that a massive part of netball is the household
shopper market. Yeah, they reach Yeah, so There is quite
a lot of that going on, isn't it. There's a
lot of.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Are you saying it's a good sponsor because women do
all the cleaning around there?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Oh the black ferns? Fuck me?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh yeah, that was That was disappointing, wasn't it. Kids
got up and watched that and woke me up. Got up.
I didn't quite get the kick off, but they got pumped. Yeah,
it was on the get go.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It was comprehensive too. They looked the Canada looked bitter.
There was about ten minutes from the fiftieth to the
sixtieth minute where someone woke to her, had to demand
up and she just started gun slinging, and I was like,
hang on a second, I think we're going to win this.
But speaking of double bar all last names, I tipped
your off on the show on Friday Lane to a
real vibe pund in there, and that was Asia Hogan Rochester. Yes,
(19:07):
one of the all time rugby names. That is the
name of a player who scores tries in a game
of rugby. Asia Rogan Rochester Hogan Rogan Rochester.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, and she did. She was a second try scorer
and I had her in my three way straight off
the rops. Yeah, and the three way came in too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
But yeah, no, we got to we conducted the witch
hunt on the Hurche Breakfast Show this morning. He blamed
everyone from Justin Trudeau and Blackface to Justin Bieber, the
Shania Twain.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
To maple syrup, maple syrup beavers. Yeah, ice hockey, I
mean ice hockey and the media. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
So Jeremy Wells, Ye, it's fair to say that we
looked the right a with running running rugby, but I
think our kicking was pretty tee what nineteen By the way.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I laughed at Welles's Roxbyede Ruby two e chet roxbyed
and I laughed. But now we know what he was
talking about. They were rappid.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
They played it like sevens yeah and yeah, and every
time they got the ball it was like they're marching
into our area.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Also, they did a good job because our.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Back three is our biggest strength, and they did a
good job of just shutting it right down so we
could never get out there.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, and everyone's saying that that I sort of heard.
The last bit of the commentary from Ricky spinew One
is saying that, you know, the underdogs have made it
into the fun bar Bla. Canada with a second seed.
We're with a third seed. The two top two seeds
are in the final, England and Canada. We drew with
Canada earlier this year, we lost to them last year.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, they are a bit of an outlier and that
the men's team don't do well.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
They're not a rugby playing nation. They used to be,
all right. I remember Canada used to be in most
World Cups. They were in the Journal Loomi Rugby Game that. Yeah,
but I mean they're not They're not bothering anyone now
with the rise of the Pacific Nations with Moner PACIFICA
and stuff, they don't even have a looking.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
They're ranked twenty fourth in the world. The men's team are, Yeah,
I think they're right above like Haiti and serial Leone
or something like that. But but then then they don't
have a professional competition you either for the women, so
they're all.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Where they playing college rugby in the States. Yeah, maybe,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I don't really know, so I I guess in that way,
they're a little bit and plus they were outsiders at
the TB. But it was disappointing. You always want to
make a Grand Final, don't you. And now Canada's England.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I'm going to be happy with that though. It's going
to be a sold out Twickers at the next week
in that they're playing. But you're saying there's a huge
d shrinker of a game third and fourth, Yeah, I own.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
My favorite player from the Black fans this World Cup
was kypor Lsen Baker, who failed to war in a
fitness because she has no handbrake. Every time the ball
squirts out, it ends up in her hands. She's just
like bline straight for the fuck. It's like it's like
every time she catches the ball, it's like trytime. If
you're on your own ten, your own twenty halfway, she's
long going straight up the nuts that I'm gonna score
this thing.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
That was great. It was good to watch.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
So England pounded France, is that right? And the other
semi to set up a final between the top two.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
And the most humiliating part is we now have to
do a third and fourth playoff this weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah, I'm about it.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
No one wants that else in fourth playoffs.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Well, nothing talked about it this morning. It's light boxing.
It's given its given the nature of the sport that
it's a contact sports. Eat the snot out of each
other for what, Yeah, nothing exactly. There's nothing on the line.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
So like all I'll do is, you know, play a
couple of players who didn't get much game time and
the competition. It's like I can't remember who came third
or fourth in any of the other World Cups, you know,
so why are we bother doing it? Just give them,
don't give them anything. No one needs, none cares.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Moving on to the NRAL Final four is sit the Panthers,
the storm Lebroncos and the Shark vacuums. Bad luck for
the Raiders of course, who went down last week and
again this weekend.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I saw some great baiting of Raiders fans on social media,
just trying to make them pop off, and a couple
of them really bit Yeah, they were on tenderhooks.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
It's gutting because they were for Raiders fans, because they
had such a good season and then their last two
games were so traumatic. There was the triple quadruple overtime
lost where they thought they'd won like three different times
and then they lost, and then this one they were
at Shark Park and they're doing the Sharks fans were
doing the Viking clap in the last ten minutes. So
(23:13):
that's what the Raiders do when they win, they do
the Viking clap. And they were taking the purse out
of them doing the Viking clap there.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
And then the Panthers absolutely flipped over the Doggies and
pounded them.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Hard last yeh oh yeah, yeah, the Panthers are. Like
I said this morning, the Crusaders are the NRL. They
know how to play finals.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah they are. It's really annoying. It's all coming together
right at the end. My missus had a great point
on the Bulldogs last night. She said she likes the
team name because you can have both bullshit and dog shit,
and they were both last night.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Probably the most insightful NRLD on this show. But the
Mad Monday guys will go deeper into that this week
to give you the breakdown of the rest that NRL
carry on. Have we got quite a number of yours pleases?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Look, so we've got eight, so let's take a break
and come back with those in just a moment.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
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Speaker 5 (24:32):
Oh yeah, Mania mash, Yeah, this is gonna hurt.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
We go up.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Oh fucking had good.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
The Shield is coming home boys.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh my fucking god. Fuck you Kenarbary, fuck you Meshy,
Fuck you Joe.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
As well.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Oh my god, I'm so happy.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
We scored two tries with the man in the burn
sort of the conversion from the trailer the sidelines.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Fucking years.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Fuck you did you say? You say right? It's always
coming home. Yeah, it's got so many homes.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
It's hard to argue with that. I feel like it
is home down there. I mean, it's upsetting to hear
those words. I gotta be honest, but I mean, at
the same time, I can under it means a hell
of a lot more down there. And this is me
t wanting to be It means a helen a lot
more down there.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You guys have had a tough run. Yeah that's what
we say about you guys. Ah, you've had your earthquakes.
Feel it? Sorry for the eight Super Rugby titles. Is
there an NPC team that hasn't won the shields in Northland?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I feel like I've got a memory of North North
winning the Shield.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I'm pretty much would it killed the embassy to put
out a ridiculously convoluted graph showing who has and has
not won the Shield or.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
The path of the shield from the past fifty years
from where it's come from. Yeah, yeah, okay, next one
you might kill me. I'm going to keep on going.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
Fuck North med Canuary, fucks South CANUARYU Canbary, fucking Crusaders,
fuck you, Joe, fuck.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
You and I are and.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, boy, I feel like there's gonna be a theme here.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
Next time, you're gonna Fellas play camp Joe, pish you
can good Fellas, but playing nipball. You're telling me this
summer you're going to watch out at the beach for
flying rugby balls, flying tennis balls, flying kites, unto the dogs,
unto the children, punishing, punishing, ui boom cross contamination contend
(26:36):
different with booms.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
And now there's going to be golf walls flying around
the beach a little bit.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
More detailed around this beach golf, love your fuckers.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, the beach golf. It's it's putting, only it's not
so it's basically men putter and you get like these
holes you put in with flags and stuff, and then
you just you get two of them and you create
a course. It's get a hold with that too. Now
how you get you get a spade? You're selling hose
or something.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Yeah, and by much, I think we're gonna get out
this weekend for a bit of a I'm coming over
your way to the lane. I'll come over to Narrow
Neck and we'll have a bit of a knock around
with it and shove it up on the caravan and
our socials so people can see what it's all about.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
When you get to his house, can you ask him
withere hose at hell? Yea hell? You can? You also
do something slightly more manly around my house like everyone
else seems to be doing. A guy came over and
put my TV up on Friday.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
You know it's funny. I turned. I tuned into the
radio this morning, thinking, geez, I wonder what the boys
are talking about this morning, looking forward to hearing some
update stuff, and I heard they again, a better man
coming around to your house, and.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
It's coming at me. I had to give I had
to give some context because it's it's been happening over
and over and I don't know what when do. I
actually had to start to take action. There's guys threatening
to come around and put a retaining waller Lad's Yeah, yeah,
just I don't need one's going to come around and
do that just to just to show me masculate, show
you how much of a possy I am. Yeah, you
need to.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
You need to defeat a man in one on one
combat or something in front of your family.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, just try stage a home invasion and the yes,
save the family. Yeah, I think you're gonna have to.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
So are there any teams that I haven't mentioned here? Sorry?
As you guys have been discussing that, I've had a
look at what teams have won the Rundfully Shield most
amount of times. Canobary seventeen Auckland sixteen work out of
twelve Wellington eleven, Naki eight Target, eight South and eight,
Hawks Bay, seven, Northern four White it up with three
South Canterbury two, Monu two one County is Monico one,
Marlble one, North Harbor one one, Tasman one. They have
(28:28):
plenty one.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That's pretty much everyone, right, Yeah, so everyone's had a
couple on the second division. You may recall him saying
South Canterbury.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Twice there, South Canrbary one at twice.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Yes, Marlburg as well, so that counts Tasman.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That's the muckel Okay, So pretty much everyone's had a home.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Auckland with the most defenses one hundred and forty eight.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, that was in the eighties and North Otarget has
never seen it.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Shame same on yours.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Please, yous. You always want to talk about legality of
zebra crossings.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Oh yeah, list to it.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Fuck those my, the fuckers that don't walk through the islands.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
If you're crossing a crossing and it's got an island
in the middle, once you get to halfway, you can go.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
You don't have to wait for them if you're on
the other half of the island.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
I got a question wrong on my class to tracking license.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Because I got that wrong.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
I thought a zebra crossing was a zebra crossing, So
if you're not inside the islands, you're not fucking crossing
the road.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Okay, See I took exception HEREM and I too. People
who cross a couple of meters before a zebra crossing
or after it, I'm the belief that they're protected by
the zebra. Yeah, and I don't believe that. I believe
you can run them down.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I still don't know if it's legal to run people over.
But then I didn't matter where they are in relation
to a zebra crossing.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
But then I added that I didn't mind if you
hit the zebra crossing at a forty five degree angle
and then eventually end up on the zebra crossing if
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Someone else is going and a bit of a jog on, yeah,
half walk half jog, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
To make sure that the traffic doesn't have to wait longer.
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
I've noticed about my self for a few runs lately
that my run, if I'm going for four k five k,
I still look like I'm crossing the road and I'm
doing that all good, little sorry, that's how I.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Run, as long as you don't do the humiliating when
people stop at traffic lights and run on the spot.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
No, how you know you're not a runner? To be
quite honest with you.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I often want to get out of my car when
I see someone running on the spot at a pretty
historyan crossing.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I can't stop. I must keep going if I stop on. Yeah,
it's like those wheels. That's just you know, mean people,
those cars they stop at lights in the wheel spin
you know, the spinners. Yeah, that's sick. Next one yours please, Dark.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Quiet Boy's North Canbary Canary's Okay, were for six months?
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Not too bad?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Dog nice? I how people really want to let rip
with the you target But they're obviously doing that message
somewhere quiet Yeah. Yeah when we there should be going,
but they're in the room. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Under How many more have you got? Joe j three apparently? Okay,
Next one yours please?
Speaker 8 (31:18):
Also on the n Philly Shield, can we talk about
how many brothers have won this shield this year? I
think it's four seats of brothers. There's the Taylor brothers
and there's the Bell brothers, and then Nils Fonger brothers,
and I believe the lind Brown brothers might have both
had the shield to this year. Can you just talk
about this?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
It's quite a niche a niche stat.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I also thought he was going racist today he started
that point about how many brothers this? It was this
guy he landed, he landed. I do think I think
both of the Linit brothers.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I can't remember where Anton Anton Dobro's white kettle. Yeah,
Daniels Target, Yeah, I think so. I think he's a
well he plays for the Highlanders anyway, so yeah, No,
there must be something in the water chicks out if
we're missing any get in touch. Does he think there's
too many brothers getting a list of shield? I think so?
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Big one yours please?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Hey, I was just.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Wondering you guys running a line of beige dildos crust
from on the ground, day out beige with dios thoughts
yours please?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
How many delus you need to fill an oval?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I don't know beige the skin color of it's kind
of flesh color anyways, color you could probably go and
get one.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I just worry that that's way too easy to trace
back to us.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, that's problematic.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
That's quite clearly when there's six months of podcasts.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, you get a wild Secrets have got a good range.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, if you want to pick up your own Yeah,
we're not encouraging that though, are No not? I mean
because but it can be done, because it's very disrespectful.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
It would be easy to do.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
You could definitely do it. That's that expensive either, well
that it will be revenge for them opening cans. So
you don't throw cans of beer on the field, you go,
I'll throw a Deli then, yeah, open that up.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Don't do it?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Na, Okay, don't throw any Delis on the field. But
it wouldn't be too hard to do.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
No, you could do it, yes, but just don't don't
yours please, But you could. Ju Lane doesn't even register
a Tiger as a challenger. Fuck you g lang.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Whoa, there's a bit of manner and that that was good.
That was good. I think I did because I see it.
If they went, then my beloved North Harbor get get
a home.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
So like if they get out, what happens North Harbor?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Where do they go? They have to play Taranaki five
days later, but they had to year they'll have the
saf Club.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
There's so many funny places for the shield to end
up this year. Yeah, it's either going to end up
in North Harbor, who do not deserve it at all,
or it's going to end up or it's going to
stay in Otago, or it could end up potentially back
with the with the Stags.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Stags, sorry it was the Stags. They could end up
the Stags or yeah, back at Tananaki and then hopefully
next year the.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
Okay, just North Harbor this weekend, yeah, and then if
Otago win, then they keep it for the summer. But
if North Harbor win, then they have.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
To defend it against the Stairs. Jesus, it would be
so funny if it ended up back at the Stacks.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, that would be good.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
I'm written for it to be honest.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Well, when I there was that photo I've got of
me in the book with me hugging the Renfley Shield
at a bar in Dneda, and that's when they had
the shield for the summer, and it was just setting
by the fire, just sitting there, the log of wood, yeah,
sitting there and I was like, so I went over
and picked it up and look at it. And a
bit of a sprinkled and Ferod smashed a couple of
(34:53):
lines off it, and then where it was a.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Few that thing.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know why I got so
close to it, knowing how much DNAs on it.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
That's where you get so close to it, though, I
for God's sake, any anything that we need to add
for the Hurricane broekfast listeners you think.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Just an apology, I guess for that real sorry about that.
You will be back next week?
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Be back for a min Yes, yeah, I'm almost to
me than the SEC listeners.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Shut up.
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
Good morning, Good morning fellows, and good morning to the
listeners of the Hierarchy Breakfast podcasts who have now been
grenated with the Agenda podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, this is Breakfast with an Agenda. I'm helping cover
Jerry's ass on Hurdacke Breakfast. So we thought we'd just
have a bit of a podcast AUGI for the next
three days.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Is the same podcast, two feeds, the same podcast, two
feeds efficiency.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's sustainable at its best.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, we sat down and we looked at it and
we thought, we're just going to repeat the same stuff
on both podcasts.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What do we cut out the middle man and just
put it on both anyway, ship, What a weekend of sport?
It was all go. There was the NRL obviously, the
Woman's World Cup, there was Formula one, it was ramfly
Shield carry on. But I've been told I need to
play this off the top.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hello, a gender team met Heath Here. Can I just
say to you all, from the bottom of my boorn
in the South cheese roll in my mouth un by
a Southern heart, that that was undoubtedly, undisputably the greatest
comeback in the history of all sport ah Da.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Canterbury have done a lot of.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Hurtful things from my province over the years, cheating last
second heartbreak is and generally treating us like shit by
showing us no respect or love or Southern friendship. But
that was ended by Cultsy in his one hundredth Tiger
thirty eight heroic points to thirty six cowardly ones from
Gannabreez as I said, I'm a grassroots born in the South,
Cheese roll in my mouth, real deal, live and die
(01:37):
by the Blue and gold Man and so as I
watched the game for the first time on replay at
a sports bar here at the Intercontinental Golf Resort and
Spa and Fiji, I cried, and I can tell you
the crowd and the Karma sports bar here at the
Intercontinental went off, And by went off, I mean two
guys from Melbourne moved away from me, muttering about the
(02:00):
fell as.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I became emotional and disruptive.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
But in the end, all that matters is Tiger. I
have the shield five years in the wilderness, but the
shield DNA covered, powered it up and good to go
is back where it belongs. And look that means everything
in the world is right. Party at Mark Brown's house.
Give him the taste of Kiwi greatest comeback ever. You
(02:25):
seem busy, I'll let you go. I'll let your tiger.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And who do I.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Have to kill to get a pinaclade?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Around here?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I cry fights?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Who's Mark Brown? I don't know Mark Brown. I thought
he's a golfer Back in the day he was he
was on the Professional Golf seg does se him an tony?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I I want, I want. I want to run a
smear campaign against Matt Heath and the Barack Obama style.
I want him to release his birth certificate because just
last week I was listening to him crapping on about
how he's from Southland.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, then he was from Dunedin. But he's also apparently
born in England, and so I would like to see
the birth certificate place.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I think he's lived in all of those places as
a youngster. Some of his formative years he spent with
his grandparents and a Vericago, but majority of the time
and his high school Donners and schooling has been in Donners.
So what's a the blues stuff blues fan? Oh, that's
because he goes to the box and watches the Blues
of Eden Park from the Political Box, which contains every
single elected politician in Auckland.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
In it seems the Intercontinental in Fiji. What's going on there?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
He's on holiday. He's on holiday with his partner and
his partner's mum.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Oh okay, that's a dynamic. Yeah, anyone he had done
that before.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Look if look, the fact is, if he finds himself
watching Sister Act too with the mum, then we need
to send someone over to expect him immediately.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
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Speaker 1 (04:09):
You must be familiar with Mummy time and I he's
the sister to sister You.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Want to keep going on with this?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
No, I actually don't. I'm not okay, vague vague memories
of mummy time.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, anyway, sorry if I don't remember how Sister Act two
came into it.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No, that was just a vehicle. It was just an excuse.
And do you I mean a friend of ours went
over to his ex girlfriend's house because he left his
jersey there.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I thought it was terminated too, was it? Yeah, rise
at the machine.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And then he went there and tricked up his jersey
and the mom said, oh, do you want to come
and you want to have a beer, and he's yeah, okay,
you want to sit down and watch Terminator two or
Sister Act two.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Whatever it was. Yeah, it doesn't really change.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
The one thing led to the other whatever. It's a sequel.
If he's sitting at one thing lead to the other.
And that's a real Afrodish Terminator two, isn't it. Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah? And then of course famously.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He received afters and the vegetable.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, that's right, he received job. But I believe the
question was breakfast listeners time we're hearing this kind. I'm smart.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I think the hi briefs of who the Mummy time
Story many times.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I think we did a three part investigation into the
Mummy time story some stage, But I believe the phrase
was muttered at some point by someone. Am I as
good as my daughter? Anyway? Moving on Tago, When the
Shield Li and Lawson finishes fifth, the Black Fans get
connuct the NRAL Final four A sit in a whole
heap more. We just touched briefly on the rarely shield
game there, fellas, did you watch it?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I watched the last five minutes of that. It had
a busy weekend. I didn't have to watch it because
I watched it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
There the magic of Instagram stories right, the amount of
my mates who were at the game and celebrating Otago
winning the Shield. What I love is that everyone claims
that it's coming home like that everywhere as the spiritual
home of the rand Philly Shield.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I feel like, surely ran Is. I feel like anything
south of Dunedin is the home because that's where it's
appreciated the most.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah, I agree, That's what I was going to say.
I think anywhere anywhere south of Tago feels about right
south and Otago the least home for the shield.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
The list going on in your area, the more yea
attractive it is. Yeah, yeah, we need some We did
some sort of good thing going on in our area.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
We talked to Joe Wheeler this morning about that and
he said that, and then he said that it's been
living up to its reputation. He said, mate, who's an
assistant coach there and you've got you got a four
am photo, proof of life photo with him and the shield.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
So who has it been over the last six seven
weeks it's been.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
We started at Nicky yep, then it went to the
tron very short period.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
The shortest ever by half an hour. That was the
shortest rain, was it? No, no, no, no, I mean sorry?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And then we went to Southland one and then it
went to Southland, then Southend went and then it went
to Canterbury and Canterbury it's gone back down attack.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, and I think it was a six thirty kickoff
or something that meant it was the shortest rain of
all time by half an hour.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
And thanks to the NPC social media team who have
released you had another graph on the scenario as possible
for the Ye half shield by the end of the season.
I believe Harbaker won it this weekend and then the
Stags could get it back, yes, by the end of
the season if everything goes your way.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's the first one of these graphics have actually been
able to understand. Harbor are year to win a game.
This is my second team Harbor. They're eight no and
they got robbed in the weekend too with a buzzer
beater penalty. From Northland to beat them by one point.
So that was about heartbreaking. So but they've got anger lose.
They can chuck everything at this Renfley Shield match this
(07:20):
weekend and imagine if they want it, but then they're
going to play then they're going to play the necky
so after that, so it's pretty relentless. Jeez, it'll be
funny if they want it, it'd be so good that
take it. They've got a very young team, Harbor, very
young team and the only game they were in is
for the Shield. Yeah, down at the Tago. Would you
consider that a successful season? Would you be happy with
that season? Because bell in a kind of what what
(07:44):
could be a nine and one? I'd rather have to
say we ran the room the year we ran the
Riflee Shield? Is that not the whole point of n Yeah?
In the Shield?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Liam Lawson just had his most successful weekend and Formula
One ever fell as he finished fifth in the Juba's.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Arm Yeah and back who.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, finishing first after qualifying third. Yeah, miraculously Carlos Signs
qualified second, So it was a.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Weird he came third. Sit up Yeah, Yeah, Because when
the McLaren would noble to be seen really.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Yeah, Pstry had an absolute should have stored off the
starting blocks.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
And you know you don't in a car race as
a professional driver, you don't want to be storing the lights.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm humiliating, fat well, you fail your driver's license if
you store. Yeah, like the immediately failing. You've got to
beat these days. You don't have manuals now I do? Yeah?
I stall mine all the time too. Have you still
got a manual? I've still got a manual?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And because the thing is if I've got my headphones
and I'll rock the ear pods and if I'm getting
into the car, just leave the ear pods and bugger
instead of connecting to the stereo. And when you're driving
a manu as you know, you basically listen for the
roofs is the win to change. You're a window at
the clutch out. But because I can't hear it, I
stall it all the time, Like traffic lights. I'll stall
all the time. It's usually only on house gentlemen who
see me do it. But even that, even that's humiliating.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Some homeless it was like laughing, get me, Is it
a swift? Yeah? Stalling? This is a swift that the
traffic lights outside Aukland City Mission. You just have one
of the real swift s. It's a manual. Yeah yeah,
and everyone that gets in there is like, oh, Manuel,
that's fun. No, I live in Aukland. The traffic's awful
and you fucking clutch the whole time. Yeah. Yeah, whole
neighborhood just REGs a burnt out clutch.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Every So Pstry stalled at the start and then crashed
into I think he'd a lock up and then crashed
into corner three. He had an absolute shitter. Yeah, Norris,
I think did enough to leave the fucking for step
in one again.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah. A strap on loves those tight loves these tight
rack tight courses.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You know how they've got their headphones on and they
can hear their team the whole time around.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Did the team ever play the music to like, because
you know how when a good song comes on, yeah,
go with the flow queens and the start, you start
putting the foot down a little bit. Maybe that could
give them a little extra boost.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
You run a bit of free bird, yeah, yeah, exactly
like you're going to crank up a night back in
black coats.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, I don't know, I think
they keep them pretty they in their own thoughts really
because probably like your your clutch, you probably need be
able to hear the engine focus. You got to focus
a little bit. But old Liam Lawson he was under
the pump because he was he qualified to slip back
to fifth because his car is just not fast enough.
But then he held off both Ferraris and Lando Norris
(10:17):
and Yuki Snoda who were all up his ass in
the last few laps. What they do just make his
car toolans wid Yeah, you just got to wee all
over the place, just kind of just blocking the traffic. Fuck.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Speaking of blocking on the traffic, we had a shitter
of the week in me and and Law's went up
north with a couple of mates to right just east
of East Coast, East Coast for the weekend in a batch,
and we were driving out of there and some bloke
was driving with his boat on the back that the
trailer hitched up, came off the tow bar.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Oh shit.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
The outlaw motor then grows along and then a bit
of the runner propeller propeller sorry, came under our car.
Shut the beard cut off something and then car had
no power. We were waiting for about an hour and
a half. A road had to come pick us up
yesterday afternoon. Jeez, it was it was heictic, and so.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
The propellers sivered something underneath your car. That's what we
believe has happened.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
So right now as it stands, Lauren's car is up
and fung getting looked at due to a propeller that's
gone underneath their cast. So unlucky we had that was
still there, so we ended up the safety chain on.
I don't know, I think he did. The trailer was
still on the back of the car, but it just
tipped up enough for the app moded. It grows along
a pavement.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So I came off the tow ball and probably got
dragged by the chain. Yeah, that's what I'm picking.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But he didn't have the Surely the engine should have
been tilted enough to.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You know, I think you lift it down to be
quite on.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Absolutely shit, that's a final destination ship. Yeah, it was
like the propeller go through your wind screen and killed.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Yeah, that's what Lauren was very concerned about. She spent
three hours on the phone with her mother.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Anytime you're tying a boat of any description, that's heard
your worst nightmare as the boat coming off, the trailer off,
the trailer coming loose. What about when.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
We drove the caravan down to the mount and it
was on the back of the car and we had
all these cars pulling up beside us, like waving at.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Us and pointing stuff. We're like waving.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It was like acc with the with the caravan all yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
A CEC again wound yeah yeah. And then the people
keep pointing it, So what the fuck's going on? So
we pull over and the hatch off the roof had
just come been ripped off at some point on the motorway.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
It's a good ten kg fiberglass hatch.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, and it was gone. We don't know where the
hell it was. Yeah, oh yeah, the guy right, yeah.
And so then we get to the mounta. We're at
Bay Oval and it's raining and there's a hole in
the roof. We're like, funk, what are we gonna do here?
But we had these umbrellas, so we put we put
the umbrella up through the thing and then opened it.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Genius, but it was it was just a sun umbrella.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It was cotton, so it wasn't waterproof at all, and
all it meant was it became like a collickling pool
this umbrella and then it just ran all the water
straight from the from the thing, down the pole and
into the caravan. So we came in the next one
of the caravan is soaked and we had to commentate
a day's crak.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
It was fucking sunk ankle deep oping the door. It
was like trying to comedy things. You opened the door
and water goes. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And so then we brought it back and we got Jimmy,
the builder who works out at the Herald Print fla, well,
can you fix it?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It goes? Do you want it to open?
Speaker 8 (13:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And he's like, and he did, but he basically made
it ear tight, so it was completely soaking with We
locked this ear tight caravan and lift it for like
a month, and when we came back it was just
the carpet's molded.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, it was fucking revolting. Oh yeah, that that probably
needs a bit of a spruce up or just burnt
to the ground, doesn't it. Yeah? Is it the original caravan? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah, yeah it has it only ever been one?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Oh he's been to the very first season was I
make Paul Paul's caravan from the Corimandle and he just
had this whole caravan in his backyard and we borrowed
it for the summer.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Made your mind if we used the caravan to commentate
out of it.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, and he was sweet, I'm not using it. Oh,
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, but do you know what I saw the other
day on the motor I've seen it a couple of
times now. That must live it out near me. The
mammoth truck. Remember the truck that was dressed up as
a mammoth that had.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Tusks, and he is the old land rover thing. Yeah,
back it was a tough drive man. So it's still going.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It obviously doesn't have the tusks on it anymore, but
it's still half sign written. And someone drives it up
and down out to my head. That clutch, it was
so rugged that I drove the tone on. I got
cramp in my and my left calf from fucking working
the clutch.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
That was I mean, I actually I got Stockholm syndrome
from driving. Next, I actually really enjoyed, enjoyed joy at
the inn because it was like wrestling a fucking animal.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I had that with our with our ute, the ACCU
home That was such a stupid own goal selling that
thing last year. But because the it was a bench
seat and it was it was only attached on the
driver's side, so if you're on the passage side when
you went around a corner, you would slide back and
forth around the cabin. I just killed Joe Man, Joe
and the and that thing. Because the brakes are a
(14:48):
little bit slow as well. It's about a ton and
we're coming up to a roundabout and I was watching
to see. I was looking to see if the curR
in front of us could go and we'd fit as well,
and they could and we would have fed as well,
but they didn't go.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Looking ahead, then I look back at the car Jode.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
We were on the way to clean to sell it,
so if we crashed it, we would have completely fucked
that whole promotion.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Well I kind of wish we did, because that was
such an own goal selling that thing.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Did we sell it with the with the SEC branding
on it still?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah? Yeah, No, it went black. We went to a
really good home. The guy go bought it and all
the money we gave to November I think he was
about twelve twelve. Yeah, I should have definitely. We gave
it to November. But the guy picked it up was
a magnificent unit. He had this blonde mullet, beautiful long,
and it looked like a freshly shampooed it. To come down.
(15:36):
He was from Funoday, had no idea who we were,
and he drove down from fucking Fund with his dad
and I said, may they couldn't go to a bitter home,
and he was like, I wanted to stroke his mullet,
but it would have been a bit creepy. I was
dressed up like a fucking cowboy, and I like, I
enjoyed how how unappressing it was, by the pomp and cerimony,
the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
He just wanted to come down, pick up his falcon
and get the fun.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, and God bless and it's probably
driven around somewhere up there. You were in an asseless chest. Yes,
only give him the keys. What was going on? The
men moorshute for our trip to.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Texas and then all of a sudden this guy shows up.
He's like, why have I had to come to this
radio station to buy this?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
What the Let's take a break and we'll come back
with a little bit of black fans and inner rol Chair.
I think right, we've been harping on about this, fellas,
but again we want to tell you about We want
you to tell us about your sporting alter ego on
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(16:31):
alter egos. You had Luxe houber diceon.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Lu Hever dozen reserve prop for the Warriors prop. I
thought it was a fullback. Well, he was in his
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Speaker 1 (16:49):
Have we put that through the AI filter it?
Speaker 5 (16:51):
I think we have you.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
We'll do a noose for the line. Does lux Heerverdison?
Speaker 5 (16:55):
I had bj Johnson And who did you have?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Mine was Mickey Wilkinson, the regular.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Well I remember about him as that he grows personals.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, and lives in an old railcaracter.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Someone put one under the caravanitor Murray Goodave, Well, I
believe we've got another.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Listener on here.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
My alter ego is an Australian by the name of
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(17:35):
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Speaker 1 (17:43):
I feel like I've met him. Yeah, I know that guy.
Former sports people have turned into real estate.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Yeah, it's forty percent of Sydney. Think you know Disney Plus, Well,
wait till you meet you had Powers. It's in the
thirtieth on Disney Plus.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Speaking of Luxe Hoover Dyson, did you see who the
do you see who the main broadcast sponsor of The Nitty?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Is it lux Hoover authorized?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It's the Shark, It's a vacuum cleaner. Oh no, right, okay, optics.
So I said to my wife watching the Nitty with
my daughter, I was ah, sponsored by vacuum cleaners. Well,
we want to she said.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Well, when Wales came in the other week, he did
mention that a massive part of netball is the household
shopper market. Yeah, they reach Yeah, so There is quite
a lot of that going on, isn't it. There's a
lot of.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Are you saying it's a good sponsor because women do
all the cleaning around there?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Oh the black ferns? Fuck me?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh yeah, that was That was disappointing, wasn't it. Kids
got up and watched that and woke me up. Got up.
I didn't quite get the kick off, but they got pumped. Yeah,
it was on the get go.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It was comprehensive too. They looked the Canada looked bitter.
There was about ten minutes from the fiftieth to the
sixtieth minute where someone woke to her, had to demand
up and she just started gun slinging, and I was like,
hang on a second, I think we're going to win this.
But speaking of double bar all last names, I tipped
your off on the show on Friday Lane to a
real vibe pund in there, and that was Asia Hogan Rochester. Yes,
(19:07):
one of the all time rugby names. That is the
name of a player who scores tries in a game
of rugby. Asia Rogan Rochester Hogan Rogan Rochester.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, and she did. She was a second try scorer
and I had her in my three way straight off
the rops. Yeah, and the three way came in too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
But yeah, no, we got to we conducted the witch
hunt on the Hurche Breakfast Show this morning. He blamed
everyone from Justin Trudeau and Blackface to Justin Bieber, the
Shania Twain.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
To maple syrup, maple syrup beavers. Yeah, ice hockey, I
mean ice hockey and the media. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
So Jeremy Wells, Ye, it's fair to say that we
looked the right a with running running rugby, but I
think our kicking was pretty tee what nineteen By the way.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I laughed at Welles's Roxbyede Ruby two e chet roxbyed
and I laughed. But now we know what he was
talking about. They were rappid.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
They played it like sevens yeah and yeah, and every
time they got the ball it was like they're marching
into our area.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Also, they did a good job because our.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Back three is our biggest strength, and they did a
good job of just shutting it right down so we
could never get out there.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, and everyone's saying that that I sort of heard.
The last bit of the commentary from Ricky spinew One
is saying that, you know, the underdogs have made it
into the fun bar Bla. Canada with a second seed.
We're with a third seed. The two top two seeds
are in the final, England and Canada. We drew with
Canada earlier this year, we lost to them last year.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, they are a bit of an outlier and that
the men's team don't do well.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
They're not a rugby playing nation. They used to be,
all right. I remember Canada used to be in most
World Cups. They were in the Journal Loomi Rugby Game that. Yeah,
but I mean they're not They're not bothering anyone now
with the rise of the Pacific Nations with Moner PACIFICA
and stuff, they don't even have a looking.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
They're ranked twenty fourth in the world. The men's team are, Yeah,
I think they're right above like Haiti and serial Leone
or something like that. But but then then they don't
have a professional competition you either for the women, so
they're all.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Where they playing college rugby in the States. Yeah, maybe,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I don't really know, so I I guess in that way,
they're a little bit and plus they were outsiders at
the TB. But it was disappointing. You always want to
make a Grand Final, don't you. And now Canada's England.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I'm going to be happy with that though. It's going
to be a sold out Twickers at the next week
in that they're playing. But you're saying there's a huge
d shrinker of a game third and fourth, Yeah, I own.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
My favorite player from the Black fans this World Cup
was kypor Lsen Baker, who failed to war in a
fitness because she has no handbrake. Every time the ball
squirts out, it ends up in her hands. She's just
like bline straight for the fuck. It's like it's like
every time she catches the ball, it's like trytime. If
you're on your own ten, your own twenty halfway, she's
long going straight up the nuts that I'm gonna score
this thing.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
That was great. It was good to watch.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
So England pounded France, is that right? And the other
semi to set up a final between the top two.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
And the most humiliating part is we now have to
do a third and fourth playoff this weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah, I'm about it.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
No one wants that else in fourth playoffs.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Well, nothing talked about it this morning. It's light boxing.
It's given its given the nature of the sport that
it's a contact sports. Eat the snot out of each
other for what, Yeah, nothing exactly. There's nothing on the line.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
So like all I'll do is, you know, play a
couple of players who didn't get much game time and
the competition. It's like I can't remember who came third
or fourth in any of the other World Cups, you know,
so why are we bother doing it? Just give them,
don't give them anything. No one needs, none cares.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Moving on to the NRAL Final four is sit the Panthers,
the storm Lebroncos and the Shark vacuums. Bad luck for
the Raiders of course, who went down last week and
again this weekend.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I saw some great baiting of Raiders fans on social media,
just trying to make them pop off, and a couple
of them really bit Yeah, they were on tenderhooks.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
It's gutting because they were for Raiders fans, because they
had such a good season and then their last two
games were so traumatic. There was the triple quadruple overtime
lost where they thought they'd won like three different times
and then they lost, and then this one they were
at Shark Park and they're doing the Sharks fans were
doing the Viking clap in the last ten minutes. So
(23:13):
that's what the Raiders do when they win, they do
the Viking clap. And they were taking the purse out
of them doing the Viking clap there.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
And then the Panthers absolutely flipped over the Doggies and
pounded them.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Hard last yeh oh yeah, yeah, the Panthers are. Like
I said this morning, the Crusaders are the NRL. They
know how to play finals.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah they are. It's really annoying. It's all coming together
right at the end. My missus had a great point
on the Bulldogs last night. She said she likes the
team name because you can have both bullshit and dog shit,
and they were both last night.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Probably the most insightful NRLD on this show. But the
Mad Monday guys will go deeper into that this week
to give you the breakdown of the rest that NRL
carry on. Have we got quite a number of yours pleases?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Look, so we've got eight, so let's take a break
and come back with those in just a moment.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Yours please.
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Speaker 5 (24:32):
Oh yeah, Mania mash, Yeah, this is gonna hurt.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
We go up.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Oh fucking had good.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
The Shield is coming home boys.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh my fucking god. Fuck you Kenarbary, fuck you Meshy,
Fuck you Joe.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
As well.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Oh my god, I'm so happy.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
We scored two tries with the man in the burn
sort of the conversion from the trailer the sidelines.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Fucking years.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Fuck you did you say? You say right? It's always
coming home. Yeah, it's got so many homes.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
It's hard to argue with that. I feel like it
is home down there. I mean, it's upsetting to hear
those words. I gotta be honest, but I mean, at
the same time, I can under it means a hell
of a lot more down there. And this is me
t wanting to be It means a helen a lot
more down there.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You guys have had a tough run. Yeah that's what
we say about you guys. Ah, you've had your earthquakes.
Feel it? Sorry for the eight Super Rugby titles. Is
there an NPC team that hasn't won the shields in Northland?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I feel like I've got a memory of North North
winning the Shield.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I'm pretty much would it killed the embassy to put
out a ridiculously convoluted graph showing who has and has
not won the Shield or.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
The path of the shield from the past fifty years
from where it's come from. Yeah, yeah, okay, next one
you might kill me. I'm going to keep on going.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
Fuck North med Canuary, fucks South CANUARYU Canbary, fucking Crusaders,
fuck you, Joe, fuck.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
You and I are and.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, boy, I feel like there's gonna be a theme here.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
Next time, you're gonna Fellas play camp Joe, pish you
can good Fellas, but playing nipball. You're telling me this
summer you're going to watch out at the beach for
flying rugby balls, flying tennis balls, flying kites, unto the dogs,
unto the children, punishing, punishing, ui boom cross contamination contend
(26:36):
different with booms.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
And now there's going to be golf walls flying around
the beach a little bit.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
More detailed around this beach golf, love your fuckers.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, the beach golf. It's it's putting, only it's not
so it's basically men putter and you get like these
holes you put in with flags and stuff, and then
you just you get two of them and you create
a course. It's get a hold with that too. Now
how you get you get a spade? You're selling hose
or something.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Yeah, and by much, I think we're gonna get out
this weekend for a bit of a I'm coming over
your way to the lane. I'll come over to Narrow
Neck and we'll have a bit of a knock around
with it and shove it up on the caravan and
our socials so people can see what it's all about.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
When you get to his house, can you ask him
withere hose at hell? Yea hell? You can? You also
do something slightly more manly around my house like everyone
else seems to be doing. A guy came over and
put my TV up on Friday.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
You know it's funny. I turned. I tuned into the
radio this morning, thinking, geez, I wonder what the boys
are talking about this morning, looking forward to hearing some
update stuff, and I heard they again, a better man
coming around to your house, and.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
It's coming at me. I had to give I had
to give some context because it's it's been happening over
and over and I don't know what when do. I
actually had to start to take action. There's guys threatening
to come around and put a retaining waller Lad's Yeah, yeah,
just I don't need one's going to come around and
do that just to just to show me masculate, show
you how much of a possy I am. Yeah, you
need to.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
You need to defeat a man in one on one
combat or something in front of your family.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, just try stage a home invasion and the yes,
save the family. Yeah, I think you're gonna have to.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
So are there any teams that I haven't mentioned here? Sorry?
As you guys have been discussing that, I've had a
look at what teams have won the Rundfully Shield most
amount of times. Canobary seventeen Auckland sixteen work out of
twelve Wellington eleven, Naki eight Target, eight South and eight,
Hawks Bay, seven, Northern four White it up with three
South Canterbury two, Monu two one County is Monico one,
Marlble one, North Harbor one one, Tasman one. They have
(28:28):
plenty one.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That's pretty much everyone, right, Yeah, so everyone's had a
couple on the second division. You may recall him saying
South Canterbury.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Twice there, South Canrbary one at twice.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Yes, Marlburg as well, so that counts Tasman.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That's the muckel Okay, So pretty much everyone's had a home.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Auckland with the most defenses one hundred and forty eight.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, that was in the eighties and North Otarget has
never seen it.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Shame same on yours.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Please, yous. You always want to talk about legality of
zebra crossings.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Oh yeah, list to it.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Fuck those my, the fuckers that don't walk through the islands.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
If you're crossing a crossing and it's got an island
in the middle, once you get to halfway, you can go.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
You don't have to wait for them if you're on
the other half of the island.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
I got a question wrong on my class to tracking license.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Because I got that wrong.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
I thought a zebra crossing was a zebra crossing, So
if you're not inside the islands, you're not fucking crossing
the road.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Okay, See I took exception HEREM and I too. People
who cross a couple of meters before a zebra crossing
or after it, I'm the belief that they're protected by
the zebra. Yeah, and I don't believe that. I believe
you can run them down.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I still don't know if it's legal to run people over.
But then I didn't matter where they are in relation
to a zebra crossing.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
But then I added that I didn't mind if you
hit the zebra crossing at a forty five degree angle
and then eventually end up on the zebra crossing if
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Someone else is going and a bit of a jog on, yeah,
half walk half jog, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
To make sure that the traffic doesn't have to wait longer.
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
I've noticed about my self for a few runs lately
that my run, if I'm going for four k five k,
I still look like I'm crossing the road and I'm
doing that all good, little sorry, that's how I.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Run, as long as you don't do the humiliating when
people stop at traffic lights and run on the spot.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
No, how you know you're not a runner? To be
quite honest with you.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I often want to get out of my car when
I see someone running on the spot at a pretty
historyan crossing.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I can't stop. I must keep going if I stop on. Yeah,
it's like those wheels. That's just you know, mean people,
those cars they stop at lights in the wheel spin
you know, the spinners. Yeah, that's sick. Next one yours please, Dark.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Quiet Boy's North Canbary Canary's Okay, were for six months?
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Not too bad?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Dog nice? I how people really want to let rip
with the you target But they're obviously doing that message
somewhere quiet Yeah. Yeah when we there should be going,
but they're in the room. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Under How many more have you got? Joe j three apparently? Okay,
Next one yours please?
Speaker 8 (31:18):
Also on the n Philly Shield, can we talk about
how many brothers have won this shield this year? I
think it's four seats of brothers. There's the Taylor brothers
and there's the Bell brothers, and then Nils Fonger brothers,
and I believe the lind Brown brothers might have both
had the shield to this year. Can you just talk
about this?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
It's quite a niche a niche stat.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I also thought he was going racist today he started
that point about how many brothers this? It was this
guy he landed, he landed. I do think I think
both of the Linit brothers.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I can't remember where Anton Anton Dobro's white kettle. Yeah,
Daniels Target, Yeah, I think so. I think he's a
well he plays for the Highlanders anyway, so yeah, No,
there must be something in the water chicks out if
we're missing any get in touch. Does he think there's
too many brothers getting a list of shield? I think so?
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Big one yours please?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Hey, I was just.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Wondering you guys running a line of beige dildos crust
from on the ground, day out beige with dios thoughts
yours please?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
How many delus you need to fill an oval?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I don't know beige the skin color of it's kind
of flesh color anyways, color you could probably go and
get one.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I just worry that that's way too easy to trace
back to us.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, that's problematic.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
That's quite clearly when there's six months of podcasts.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, you get a wild Secrets have got a good range.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, if you want to pick up your own Yeah,
we're not encouraging that though, are No not? I mean
because but it can be done, because it's very disrespectful.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
It would be easy to do.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
You could definitely do it. That's that expensive either, well
that it will be revenge for them opening cans. So
you don't throw cans of beer on the field, you go,
I'll throw a Deli then, yeah, open that up.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Don't do it?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Na, Okay, don't throw any Delis on the field. But
it wouldn't be too hard to do.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
No, you could do it, yes, but just don't don't
yours please, But you could. Ju Lane doesn't even register
a Tiger as a challenger. Fuck you g lang.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Whoa, there's a bit of manner and that that was good.
That was good. I think I did because I see it.
If they went, then my beloved North Harbor get get
a home.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
So like if they get out, what happens North Harbor?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Where do they go? They have to play Taranaki five
days later, but they had to year they'll have the
saf Club.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
There's so many funny places for the shield to end
up this year. Yeah, it's either going to end up
in North Harbor, who do not deserve it at all,
or it's going to end up or it's going to
stay in Otago, or it could end up potentially back
with the with the Stags.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Stags, sorry it was the Stags. They could end up
the Stags or yeah, back at Tananaki and then hopefully
next year the.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
Okay, just North Harbor this weekend, yeah, and then if
Otago win, then they keep it for the summer. But
if North Harbor win, then they have.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
To defend it against the Stairs. Jesus, it would be
so funny if it ended up back at the Stacks.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, that would be good.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
I'm written for it to be honest.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Well, when I there was that photo I've got of
me in the book with me hugging the Renfley Shield
at a bar in Dneda, and that's when they had
the shield for the summer, and it was just setting
by the fire, just sitting there, the log of wood, yeah,
sitting there and I was like, so I went over
and picked it up and look at it. And a
bit of a sprinkled and Ferod smashed a couple of
(34:53):
lines off it, and then where it was a.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Few that thing.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know why I got so
close to it, knowing how much DNAs on it.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
That's where you get so close to it, though, I
for God's sake, any anything that we need to add
for the Hurricane broekfast listeners you think.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Just an apology, I guess for that real sorry about that.
You will be back next week?
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Be back for a min Yes, yeah, I'm almost to
me than the SEC listeners.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Shut up.
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