October 6, 2025 • 28 mins
Today on the pod you'll hear Jerry dive deep into his thoughts on the bass tones of Prince, plus there's a chat about long haul flight hacks.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
I can't hear that in my headphones.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You know that's coming from someone's phone.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh that's.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
This is the intro for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, I believe that. Get a it's deary here from
the Headachy Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
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Speaker 1 (00:29):
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Speaker 3 (00:31):
We do, and if you're wondering how to find out
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takes north or south as an island to three four
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get on with the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Come on to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Just realized, how with diamonds and pearls that begin their
diamonds and pearls, how it's quite. It's quite eastern, isn't it.
I've never thought of it like that, and that's got
something to maybe pearls.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It was before he was a symbol, of course, he
was still prints back then. RP.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I quite liked it. That was quite soothing, it's going yeah, yeah,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
This is quite eastern. Right way to start a podcast.
I find Battlestar Galactica quite Jarrek. It's quite it's quite powerful.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, it's probably played all of those.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Instruments controversial, but I feel like he needed to turn
up the bass. And all of his recordings we played
so trebly. All of his recordings are really treble sounding,
and really there was some really beautiful warm but just
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needed some warm bass.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I think.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I think part of that is because no one had
a sound system that could play bass back then, so
they didn't bother recording it very well.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I think he's a prince, was very specific man about
exactly the sound that he wanted. Listen to this. It's
great song.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The bass is not.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's just see what I mean. It's fun.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
He's a real slapper prince.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He was a slapper, but there still can be some
warmth and slap. This is a great so truly, very truly.
It's got great bass the song, but.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
There we go. It's lay warmer, so much better.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
That is better.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's how it should sound all the time.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I love that live version of this that he does
the guitar. Yeah, it's so good that the crowd start
clapping way out of time.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
He's like that stop start stuff. Man.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Heath went to one of his last performances and and
then and he stayed out all night actual because he
came in the morning. He was asleep underneath the desk,
but he it was just printed in a piano actually,
and that's all. No guitars or anything like that. I
formed with the piano.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I think that about, like you know, id Shearon, when
he just shows up and it's just him and a guitar,
And then I think like, how much money does this
guy make?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Because you're not paying any band members, you're not paying anything.
It's just you and a loop pedal and a guitar.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And does he pay more?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I suppose he's got a big, bigger crowd because he's
paying at places like even Pack. But yeah, the guys
who are making the most money in terms of you know,
profit per tickets sold stand out comedians.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, for sure. Definitely. Well there's nothing there
except for them.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
No just talking. Yeah, you don't even need sound jive
talking and paying sound people and all sorts of other things,
you know. Yeah, musicians, Yeah, definitely, you don't turn up
for a rehearsal. You don't need to.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Guy Williams definitely doesn't need a microphone or a sound people.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
He doesn't even need a microphone, doesn't even need a
PA that man. So that's even more muller into his
back pocker.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, he's so loud, great guy, but very loud, very
very loud.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
A lot of mischiefs about that, obviously near and dear
to my heart because he's just been in wayman, he
for like six weeks, sort of divided to town. Some
people are like, is he making is he taking the
purse you know what I mean? Out of us?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
The answer to that is.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Used and then other people are like, he's definitely taking
the purse out of us. And I've had so many
people DM and like, what's he like as a guy?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What is it about?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
People always want to know of someone that they've seen
on TV, heard on the radio, whatever, as a day.
They really want to always that's the biggest question. People
ask me all the time who is a dick in
New Zealand radio And the answer is always the same,
(05:23):
It's Jeremy Well. People always ask me.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
That who's a dick?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Why do people want to know that? I don't know,
because the other funny thing is I know some people
who know who have met people. How do I explain
this that that's inn on the TV or what whatever,
and they know who they are and they had a
bad interaction with them, or their account of the in
direction is bad. And I'm like, did you go up
and punish this guy in the middle of a social
(05:53):
event where he was either one like whether his family
didn't really want to get punished, or were you the
fifteenth person in that night that had gone him about
something like? I don't know, is there any blame on
your part for the interaction that you had with this person, who,
by the way, does not know you, you.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
So you've gone up and gone or from nude and
Heath while you were in a scarf your pussy.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You know what I mean. Tough way to introduce yourself
to someone. That did happen? Made of mind?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
And here's like, oh jeez, man, Heath was a bit off.
I was like, you yelled at him about we're in
a scarf that first off?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Were you wrong? Now? But yeah, is that a way
to introduce yourself to something?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I wonder as well if you just if you comp
someone at the wrong time, like you need to know
that person may have just had some kind of argument
with their partner or something.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Ye who knows, that's right, But yeah, Willis I really
liked that show New Zealand Today Tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, good show.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's one of those shows I sort of wish that
I had made, you know what I mean. They put
a lot of effort into it, that's for sure. Yeah,
that's that's really well made. There's some man they find
some real care there's out there.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
It's a shame in a way that and this sounds
like I'm pro the television stession that I work for,
But it's a shame that it's on three because it
never it never got the audience probably that it deserves,
because well, that's just the reality is that TV three.
Not as many people watch TV three as TV Z.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
It's on Netflix now, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, so that'll
be good for it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I ever understood why Lee never put his stuff on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
You know, maybe it's just because it's an Niggli deal
that he has to do, or maybe it's maybe it's
part of the broadcast part of it's from through tvn Z.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I know it's on Moonflix, you can go and watch that.
But I just think about how.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Many owns the rights to be able to put it
wherever he wants.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, I think about how many stone of flats, how
many dudes come up to him.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh, bro, we get wasted to watch stuff on TV.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's the thing that the most young people I reckon
come up to me and talk about as the late
night Big Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
And how there isn't a TikTok page out there that's
not just clipping every single thing he's ever made, because
they every time something that he's made shows back up
on TikTok. It was the stuff Lee made back in
the day and still but was designed for social media
before social media even ever existed, Like speed cooking. That's
(08:19):
the kind of stuff people would do now to try
and go viral on TikTok, you know what I mean
totally And he was just doing that stuff and had
no idea. And how some if you're listening to this
and you're like a student, you've got heaps of time
in your hands and you're a big fan.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Go and find all that stuff, clip it.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Up and check it on socials your page.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You'll go viral and it'll be good for that.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I have okaret Late Night Big Breakfast, So I mean
it's only one hundred and eighty two thousand.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Views on what on YouTube?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
On YouTube eighty eight on that one, you get that
shit on thirty nine on that I mean Netflix.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Or this or iHeartRadio, you know someway were it'll do
some numbers.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I Heart Radio will probably do the biggest numbers of
all time.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
That's right, That's why I love I Heart Radio. Take
quick brain, let's oh yeah, that's as this as the.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Just one man and a guitar, one sexually ambiguous man
and a guitar.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, help me.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Out hard run this Guyama, Yeah, you will hit.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Causian and the man thus I've never seen before. I'm
always thinking how high on drugs was he at this moment?
And then it all makes sense. M m mmmm.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You will hit the bonus.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
One you.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Feeling mm hmmm, shelter.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You feeling cudn't baby bang?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
A guy that I always saw when he plays guitar.
The guitar is I think I've talked about this before.
It's him, yeah, him and the guitar, the same thing
he's singing with it. He's he's the instrument.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Is part of his hands. It's all the same.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Thinking about it. It's not pushing things. It's like throwing
a stone, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
It's just here is the next level guitar was was dead.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Put him And here's one for you for Here's one
for you for for listeners, the podcast is an advantage
on deador a live.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Prince Yeah Nelson rod Nelson Rodgers, Yeah yeah, Nelson Rodgers.
Princess's proper name, Prince Nelson Rogers to iplore.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Prince Nelson Rogers.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Grew up in Minneapolis, which I've been to Minneapolis. Beautiful Minnesota,
Holy crap.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I went to Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I went there for the Democratic No, the Republican National
Convention on the r n C y rn C two
thousand and eight, and we went to the State Fair,
the Minnesota State Fair. Man, the friendly people, beautiful were
the trees everywhere Minnesota. It's lakes everywhere. It's beautiful, beautiful
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part of the world, home of.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
The Timberwolves basketball team.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
And then of course in winter, absolutely fucking freezing. But
in summer, beautiful, thirty three degrees, clear days, lakes, trees, sunshine,
just lovely.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I'm pretty excited to go to America tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Oh same, I've sort of forgot that we don't want
to go to America. Somemer told me it's really humid
in Austin. Has that right, Uh, as Austin.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I think you'd be surprised. Just because you think of
a place as dry doesn't necessarily mean that it's not humid.
For example, a lot of the Middle East is very humid.
Oh certainly they yeah, yeah, yeah. So like in Dubai,
you can only see about a kilometer and the warmer
it gets, the least you can see because it's so
humid there that it holds the dust in the air.
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Then you can't see.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yes, Austin is known for being humid, especially during its
very hot summers. The city has a humid subtropical climate,
similar to nearby San Antonio. Well, well, I know Memphis
humid in summer. Yep, very humid, steamy, Actually is it. Well,
it's wraps up the river, isn't it. Yeah, And there's
something about it being in a bit of a bowl
(13:09):
like Hamilton.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Well, they call it the Hamilton of Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
They call it the Hamilton of the States.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, there's foggy and winter, yeah, cold, a lot of rats.
People sleep with their cousins and.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Sleep a lot with their cousins are Memphis.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
And mand.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
October.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Why are you typing them into Google? Don't you have
five different weather apps?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Humidity is a bit of a Nigma one and October
Austin experiences are noticeable decrease in humidity. Oh, compared to
the peak summer marks, it falls off and considered one
of the best time to visit because the weather becomes
more pleasant and the air feels significantly less humid.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well, then, naya, shall we go tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Let's go tomorrow. And I'm just looking at thirty two
degrees for pretty much every single day with here with
the sun fahrenheit.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
No, okay, good, no, no, no, because that's bloody cold.
Thirty two is pretty warm. That's fucking hot.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, it's hot, particularly given the spring that we're having
so far. I don't think we've seen twenties and now
we're going to.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Go teleport to thirty two.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
That is a recipe for a cold Thirty two is
real hot. But twenty eight, as I've worked out, twenty
eight is my Twenty eight is my temperature.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh that's the spiritual of the world.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
It's all warm, is warm, but it's not stupidly hot.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You It's pretty hot. Have you thought about the humidity though,
twenty eight.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
And humids are like Auckland at twenty eight degrees is
in summer is really not pleasant? But dry heat at
twenty eight yeah, like a European dry heat.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Lovely, try and try an ash burden dry heat. Oh,
twenty eight degrees scorching sunburn through a window.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Oh there is okay. You know, the beginning of October
can still feel quite warm, with summer like days possible. However,
as the month progresses, a true fall becomes more common
in the mornings and evenings.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Are we going to be there for true fall? I
think tomorrow we're going to talk on the show about
our long haul flight strategies. I feel like you only
even need to have been on one long haul flight
to have a long haul strategy, And I know I
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can tell when someone hasn't before.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
When the first giveaway.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Jeans, I was just going to say that, Yeah, you
see a guy get on in jeans and you're like.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You're going to have he may as well chuck those
undies in the bin by the time you arrive, because
they you're going to rot out the bottom of those.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
When I flew back from the bloke last year, and
I got into my seat and there were two dudes
sitting next to me from fucking one of them, you know, Germany, Holland,
one of those places, you know, and these two old guys,
and they were in They were in like their Sunday best,
like jackets, jeans, belts, full fucking boots on. They were
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in their like sixties or seventies. They were so old
that I, despite not being able to speak the same
language as them, could see because they were on the entertainment.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Screen and worked.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
So I had to just sort of show them what
buttons to push to get the thing going right.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Now?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Did they spell every single piece of food they were
handed onto me directly? Yes, every seventeen our flight, so
I don't know what three four meals. Every single fucking
thing they grabbed, a red wine, a fucking spag bowl,
all got tipped over me. I was like stop. Every
time they went to give them the food, the guy
would reach across me to grab it. I'm like, your
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hands are shaking. Just put the tray down, let her
put it on the track, and then I started grabbing it,
and then he would come over and grab it out
of my hands and you know how they give you
a little towel, tell the fucking blanket. Yeah, I went
to take that off and as I appealed it back
and it was just fucking tomatoes, like honestly, a tablespon
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a tablespoon with of.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I was so.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Fucking angry this whole flight back, because you know you're
already cramped up.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You can hear it.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I was like, this guy gets fucking deep bine thrown
boss on this floor.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
It's so strategies will be interesting, yeah, because you can
spot them a mile.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I think footwear is important what we're and and you
know because recently we went to the Mons store and
got some undies.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
See you bought you got some Mondays, but.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
I put them in the dryer and so now they
now they are my girlfriend's undies.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
It's a shame because that marino on a long haul
flight as an Undia is real good.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I like to go some sort of slip on, slip
off shoot like a Burken Stark, right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Those Jerry's got the closed dough Birkenstocks.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I bought them two days ago for that exact.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, just whip those bitches off straight away as soon
as you get on there, sit down. It's the way
to go because you your feet won't smell. The only
time your feet will smell on longhol flop is if
you're wearing closed shoes, which is insane behavior.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yeah, you've got to take your shoes off as well
when you get on the on the plane, because you
don't want to be wandering for fourteen and a half
hours around here, nineteen and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You got and your feet swell, oh dude, yeah, fuck yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
But that's why it's nice to have something that slip
on at the end of the journey, so you can
work that on rather than putting on your big swollen
yeah essex.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Comfort is the number one thing on a flight of
any distance, even an hour, you know, Auckland, a Christier
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, you want to be comfortable.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I'll be in Marino top to toe. It'll be a Marina, Marina,
Marino socks, Marino, I've got Marino trackies.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Why don't you just crawl inside a fucking marina.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I'm taking a sheep with going to hug a sheep,
but just hugging a sheep, it's the same wearing as
a full Marina.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Like that weird seen an empire strikes back when he
cuts into that thing gets that's you on the flight.
It comes now here comes the German Princess.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Well, in my time, I've been on mini Mini Mini
Mini Mini Mini all right. Well my first like one
was like six months old and I was on that
little base at the front of the on your way
to when the baby competition went back from that with
a big trophy in the.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Hands George Baby of the Year. Yeah, well is it
Aussie Australian International.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Right, But I think the top heck for me is
a humongous hoodie that you can whip off if you
get your hot because temperature. But it's like you've got
to have a hood on it and it's got to
have those draw strings so you can string it all
the way so you just your nose peaks out from
south bark and then you don't see anything.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
You can just sort of go to sleep. You don't
really go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, low power mode.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Yeah, it's the way to go and all you you know,
so you can breathe. Everything else is like you're and
a cold dark room.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
You could be anywhere.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah, what I want is I want one of those
you know how you can get those nick pillow things.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
They suck.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
I I don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
All they do is choke me out when I'm trying
to sleep.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
When you have to carry it around, it's.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Still not I just want to take like a piece
of like a strop and just tie my head to
the seat so that because the only thing.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Is quite yeah, I like you're about to get killed
them in the literacure exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
You just use a belt, use a belt.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'd use anything.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Yeah, I've tried all the gadgets. I've looked them up
as well, and lots of those devices because you can
get that strip, he'd think, get the little foot reads,
and you can get the ones that you blow up
so that it becomes like a bid almost.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
In your foot. Well, but the flat atens, they don't
love it because it's safety hazards.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
So a lot of the time I just tell you,
oh yeah, and then you're still again carrying something around
that you're not gonna end up using.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Well, not if I'm just using a rope and tying
my head to them. But I suppose during to your point,
if I show up and the executioners hat.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Why is it weir sponges.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I think we have to consider because you're going you're
going from New Zealand, you're going from eighteen degrees seventeen
degrees onto the plane which will probably be about seventeen
you know, it's not not generally quite cold long haul,
and then you're getting off into thirty two. Yeah, you've
got to consider what you're going to beat. You've got
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to go layers because you've got to be able to
layer off super easy when you actually arrive there. So
when you get.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
They're going to go heavy pant. That explains precious layer purchaser.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Now the other for you two, you know your dry
lip chat the other day takes on the plane.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I reckon do the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yeah, I just go through Judy Free and spend this
apply my Yeah, no, I apply lotions and stuff like
that duty free, try some test out some lotions on myself.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Jerry Sprints is the hell out of himself. Yeah, and
also was paying for it.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
Towards one Colonna choice and the duty free.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
He'll spend he will spend like hours. Where's Jerry and
he's there just trying every different fragrance.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
It's a great time and it's good.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
I think it's good because you're still standing up because
you know you're going to sit for a long time
as well, so you're just walking around you.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I had the guy and the doubt on the way
back from No maybe on the way over to Munich,
and I had the guy the Dubai, who was a
great salesperson. I've got to say, because I was actually
all I was trying to do is spray and try
on and waste some time. I ended up buying two,
which is really annoying. He was an amazing salesperson, this
guy was. This guy was only bought it because I thought,
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you know what, you deserve it, and you are way
too high level to be selling the stuff like he's
he should be selling cars or something. It's super impressive,
but it's a good way to waste time and the
duty free.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And then when you get on board the flight you
smell like an industrial accident of the links factory.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, better than stinking like horrific bo or even worse,
it's LHV.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
Sometimes they'll have the whiskey tastings as well.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, I do hit the whiskey tastings another. Yeah, anyway,
we don't want to spoil all of our hacks. But
I've got a food hack as well. But it's it's
real hard to do because the flight's so boring and
you actually look forward to the focus. There's something to do.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, is eat.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Don't get that if you don't eat on the flight.
If you don't eat, you will arrive feeling about thirty
or forty percent better even if you've been drinking than
if you really do we yep, And I'm just quite remarkable.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Actually, I'm a big proponent of drinking quite heavily on flights.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I feel like.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Some people who are just like, no, I will not
drunk on a long haul flight. I'm like, why, I
feel like shit at the end of it, you're gonna
be like shit anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Well, the weirdest part comes when you you know you'll
have a meal, say, say the flights at eight at night.
You have the meal like you normally have before you
get on the flight six thirty or something like that.
You'll be in the lounge whatever, you at the at
the canteen spot, and then you eat it and then
you get on the flight and then you eat another meal. Yeah,
because you're fucking bored and you think you get up
(24:22):
and you have another and it's like, why would you
eat too me?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
That is so weird. You never do that in any
other situation.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
The cabin pressure mixed with the beef that we had
last year that it turned g Lane and I into
fart machines. Basically below we were going, we were going
to the toilet.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I was wondering why you said the beef just a.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Ripper, like there was no it was just far. I
think I left the ground at one point.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
A fart should and a normal fart and a cabin
situation should just disappear into the thing, but can get
some that cut through. A beef fart, for example, then
just cuts right through it.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Even the I felt like I was like bloating, like
a you know, like a sheep carcass, you know where
they bloat me.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah, I was like I needed to be harpooned like
a whale that had been washed up on the beach.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
Did you know wash it down with one of those
dry spread rolls.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No, well I did, and I.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Think bread roll, red wine beer, beef strogging off adorable combo.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
I woke up at whatever time it was, It was
like six in the morning, wherever we were over fucking
Iraq or something, but it was actually like midnight our time,
and I asked the lady for a whiskey and she
either said sure or shit, and I joke couldn't quite
hear it.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
She walked away with like she just s she shit.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Can I get you? Because she's like coffee tea?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Would you like an orange juice coffee ship?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Get you some ship.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
When they walk through the aisle, do you reckon? That's
where they get their revenge when they take the bank down.
They go your trash, your trash, and your trash, Andy,
your trash.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
I had a really bizarre experience on one of those flights.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So this woman I was sitting next to.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
There's like a.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Staircase that went upstairs the whatever happens up there, and
underneath there is a little six Yeah orgies, So we're
all the Orgies and heaving upstairs. Yeah, the air hostairs
come down. She sits underneath in the little Harry Potter
cup but underneath the stairs, and she fills out all
the paperwork on everyone's departed. We had a little bit
of turbulence and the door swung open. I'm just sitting
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right next to her and I look into the little
Harry Potter cup and she's sitting in there. She just
looked at me, put her finger to her lips, went
and then pulled the door shut.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
And I was like six, what just happened?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
It was weird that Harry Potting. I had never seen
one of those Harry Potter cupboards before.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And she shushed me.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
That was well a three eighty, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, back to the Orgies.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Up the stairs?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Can you buy tickets to that?
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Or yes, you can buy tickets. It's called it's called
first Class Business Class and it's about twenty grand.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
And it's but for twenty grand you get everything happens
up there up the stairs.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Oh yeah, you should say it. Why was she shushing me?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I'm shushing.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I'm just just going to table one bit of audio.
We were talking earlier about Prince. This is Prince playing
the fucking bass for the Batman movie in the late eighties.
Jerry is the only one that can see this. But
check this ship out.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Wow, that phra is amazing, right, got g t if
see tomorrow, come quick, Temple to Night
I can't hear that in my headphones.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You know that's coming from someone's phone.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh that's.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
This is the intro for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, I believe that. Get a it's deary here from
the Headachy Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Just letting you know that if you're listening to the
podcast but didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
We also do a live radio show.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
We do, and if you're wondering how to find out
what frequency to listen to us in your area, just
takes north or south as an island to three four
eight three and we'll let you know. And now let's
get on with the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Come on to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Just realized, how with diamonds and pearls that begin their
diamonds and pearls, how it's quite. It's quite eastern, isn't it.
I've never thought of it like that, and that's got
something to maybe pearls.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It was before he was a symbol, of course, he
was still prints back then. RP.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I quite liked it. That was quite soothing, it's going yeah, yeah,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
This is quite eastern. Right way to start a podcast.
I find Battlestar Galactica quite Jarrek. It's quite it's quite powerful.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, it's probably played all of those.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Instruments controversial, but I feel like he needed to turn
up the bass. And all of his recordings we played
so trebly. All of his recordings are really treble sounding,
and really there was some really beautiful warm but just
(01:52):
needed some warm bass.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I think.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I think part of that is because no one had
a sound system that could play bass back then, so
they didn't bother recording it very well.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I think he's a prince, was very specific man about
exactly the sound that he wanted. Listen to this. It's
great song.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The bass is not.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's just see what I mean. It's fun.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
He's a real slapper prince.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He was a slapper, but there still can be some
warmth and slap. This is a great so truly, very truly.
It's got great bass the song, but.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
There we go. It's lay warmer, so much better.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
That is better.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's how it should sound all the time.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I love that live version of this that he does
the guitar. Yeah, it's so good that the crowd start
clapping way out of time.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
He's like that stop start stuff. Man.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Heath went to one of his last performances and and
then and he stayed out all night actual because he
came in the morning. He was asleep underneath the desk,
but he it was just printed in a piano actually,
and that's all. No guitars or anything like that. I
formed with the piano.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I think that about, like you know, id Shearon, when
he just shows up and it's just him and a guitar,
And then I think like, how much money does this
guy make?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Because you're not paying any band members, you're not paying anything.
It's just you and a loop pedal and a guitar.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And does he pay more?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I suppose he's got a big, bigger crowd because he's
paying at places like even Pack. But yeah, the guys
who are making the most money in terms of you know,
profit per tickets sold stand out comedians.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, for sure. Definitely. Well there's nothing there
except for them.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
No just talking. Yeah, you don't even need sound jive
talking and paying sound people and all sorts of other things,
you know. Yeah, musicians, Yeah, definitely, you don't turn up
for a rehearsal. You don't need to.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Guy Williams definitely doesn't need a microphone or a sound people.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
He doesn't even need a microphone, doesn't even need a
PA that man. So that's even more muller into his
back pocker.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, he's so loud, great guy, but very loud, very
very loud.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
A lot of mischiefs about that, obviously near and dear
to my heart because he's just been in wayman, he
for like six weeks, sort of divided to town. Some
people are like, is he making is he taking the
purse you know what I mean? Out of us?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
The answer to that is.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Used and then other people are like, he's definitely taking
the purse out of us. And I've had so many
people DM and like, what's he like as a guy?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What is it about?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
People always want to know of someone that they've seen
on TV, heard on the radio, whatever, as a day.
They really want to always that's the biggest question. People
ask me all the time who is a dick in
New Zealand radio And the answer is always the same,
(05:23):
It's Jeremy Well. People always ask me.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
That who's a dick?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Why do people want to know that? I don't know,
because the other funny thing is I know some people
who know who have met people. How do I explain
this that that's inn on the TV or what whatever,
and they know who they are and they had a
bad interaction with them, or their account of the in
direction is bad. And I'm like, did you go up
and punish this guy in the middle of a social
(05:53):
event where he was either one like whether his family
didn't really want to get punished, or were you the
fifteenth person in that night that had gone him about
something like? I don't know, is there any blame on
your part for the interaction that you had with this person, who,
by the way, does not know you, you.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
So you've gone up and gone or from nude and
Heath while you were in a scarf your pussy.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You know what I mean. Tough way to introduce yourself
to someone. That did happen? Made of mind?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
And here's like, oh jeez, man, Heath was a bit off.
I was like, you yelled at him about we're in
a scarf that first off?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Were you wrong? Now? But yeah, is that a way
to introduce yourself to something?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I wonder as well if you just if you comp
someone at the wrong time, like you need to know
that person may have just had some kind of argument
with their partner or something.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Ye who knows, that's right, But yeah, Willis I really
liked that show New Zealand Today Tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, good show.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
It's one of those shows I sort of wish that
I had made, you know what I mean. They put
a lot of effort into it, that's for sure. Yeah,
that's that's really well made. There's some man they find
some real care there's out there.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
It's a shame in a way that and this sounds
like I'm pro the television stession that I work for,
But it's a shame that it's on three because it
never it never got the audience probably that it deserves,
because well, that's just the reality is that TV three.
Not as many people watch TV three as TV Z.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
It's on Netflix now, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, so that'll
be good for it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I ever understood why Lee never put his stuff on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
You know, maybe it's just because it's an Niggli deal
that he has to do, or maybe it's maybe it's
part of the broadcast part of it's from through tvn Z.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I know it's on Moonflix, you can go and watch that.
But I just think about how.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Many owns the rights to be able to put it
wherever he wants.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, I think about how many stone of flats, how
many dudes come up to him.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh, bro, we get wasted to watch stuff on TV.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's the thing that the most young people I reckon
come up to me and talk about as the late
night Big Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
And how there isn't a TikTok page out there that's
not just clipping every single thing he's ever made, because
they every time something that he's made shows back up
on TikTok. It was the stuff Lee made back in
the day and still but was designed for social media
before social media even ever existed, Like speed cooking. That's
(08:19):
the kind of stuff people would do now to try
and go viral on TikTok, you know what I mean
totally And he was just doing that stuff and had
no idea. And how some if you're listening to this
and you're like a student, you've got heaps of time
in your hands and you're a big fan.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Go and find all that stuff, clip it.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Up and check it on socials your page.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You'll go viral and it'll be good for that.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I have okaret Late Night Big Breakfast, So I mean
it's only one hundred and eighty two thousand.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Views on what on YouTube?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
On YouTube eighty eight on that one, you get that
shit on thirty nine on that I mean Netflix.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Or this or iHeartRadio, you know someway were it'll do
some numbers.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I Heart Radio will probably do the biggest numbers of
all time.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
That's right, That's why I love I Heart Radio. Take
quick brain, let's oh yeah, that's as this as the.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Just one man and a guitar, one sexually ambiguous man
and a guitar.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, help me.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Out hard run this Guyama, Yeah, you will hit.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Causian and the man thus I've never seen before. I'm
always thinking how high on drugs was he at this moment?
And then it all makes sense. M m mmmm.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You will hit the bonus.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
One you.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Feeling mm hmmm, shelter.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You feeling cudn't baby bang?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
A guy that I always saw when he plays guitar.
The guitar is I think I've talked about this before.
It's him, yeah, him and the guitar, the same thing
he's singing with it. He's he's the instrument.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Is part of his hands. It's all the same.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Thinking about it. It's not pushing things. It's like throwing
a stone, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
It's just here is the next level guitar was was dead.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Put him And here's one for you for Here's one
for you for for listeners, the podcast is an advantage
on deador a live.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Prince Yeah Nelson rod Nelson Rodgers, Yeah yeah, Nelson Rodgers.
Princess's proper name, Prince Nelson Rogers to iplore.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Prince Nelson Rogers.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Grew up in Minneapolis, which I've been to Minneapolis. Beautiful Minnesota,
Holy crap.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I went to Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I went there for the Democratic No, the Republican National
Convention on the r n C y rn C two
thousand and eight, and we went to the State Fair,
the Minnesota State Fair. Man, the friendly people, beautiful were
the trees everywhere Minnesota. It's lakes everywhere. It's beautiful, beautiful
(11:50):
part of the world, home of.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
The Timberwolves basketball team.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
And then of course in winter, absolutely fucking freezing. But
in summer, beautiful, thirty three degrees, clear days, lakes, trees, sunshine,
just lovely.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I'm pretty excited to go to America tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Oh same, I've sort of forgot that we don't want
to go to America. Somemer told me it's really humid
in Austin. Has that right, Uh, as Austin.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I think you'd be surprised. Just because you think of
a place as dry doesn't necessarily mean that it's not humid.
For example, a lot of the Middle East is very humid.
Oh certainly they yeah, yeah, yeah. So like in Dubai,
you can only see about a kilometer and the warmer
it gets, the least you can see because it's so
humid there that it holds the dust in the air.
(12:46):
Then you can't see.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yes, Austin is known for being humid, especially during its
very hot summers. The city has a humid subtropical climate,
similar to nearby San Antonio. Well, well, I know Memphis
humid in summer. Yep, very humid, steamy, Actually is it. Well,
it's wraps up the river, isn't it. Yeah, And there's
something about it being in a bit of a bowl
(13:09):
like Hamilton.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Well, they call it the Hamilton of Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
They call it the Hamilton of the States.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, there's foggy and winter, yeah, cold, a lot of rats.
People sleep with their cousins and.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Sleep a lot with their cousins are Memphis.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
And mand.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
October.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Why are you typing them into Google? Don't you have
five different weather apps?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Humidity is a bit of a Nigma one and October
Austin experiences are noticeable decrease in humidity. Oh, compared to
the peak summer marks, it falls off and considered one
of the best time to visit because the weather becomes
more pleasant and the air feels significantly less humid.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well, then, naya, shall we go tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Let's go tomorrow. And I'm just looking at thirty two
degrees for pretty much every single day with here with
the sun fahrenheit.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
No, okay, good, no, no, no, because that's bloody cold.
Thirty two is pretty warm. That's fucking hot.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, it's hot, particularly given the spring that we're having
so far. I don't think we've seen twenties and now
we're going to.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Go teleport to thirty two.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
That is a recipe for a cold Thirty two is
real hot. But twenty eight, as I've worked out, twenty
eight is my Twenty eight is my temperature.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh that's the spiritual of the world.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
It's all warm, is warm, but it's not stupidly hot.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You It's pretty hot. Have you thought about the humidity though,
twenty eight.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
And humids are like Auckland at twenty eight degrees is
in summer is really not pleasant? But dry heat at
twenty eight yeah, like a European dry heat.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Lovely, try and try an ash burden dry heat. Oh,
twenty eight degrees scorching sunburn through a window.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Oh there is okay. You know, the beginning of October
can still feel quite warm, with summer like days possible. However,
as the month progresses, a true fall becomes more common
in the mornings and evenings.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Are we going to be there for true fall? I
think tomorrow we're going to talk on the show about
our long haul flight strategies. I feel like you only
even need to have been on one long haul flight
to have a long haul strategy, And I know I
(15:23):
can tell when someone hasn't before.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
When the first giveaway.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Jeans, I was just going to say that, Yeah, you
see a guy get on in jeans and you're like.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You're going to have he may as well chuck those
undies in the bin by the time you arrive, because
they you're going to rot out the bottom of those.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
When I flew back from the bloke last year, and
I got into my seat and there were two dudes
sitting next to me from fucking one of them, you know, Germany, Holland,
one of those places, you know, and these two old guys,
and they were in They were in like their Sunday best,
like jackets, jeans, belts, full fucking boots on. They were
(16:08):
in their like sixties or seventies. They were so old
that I, despite not being able to speak the same
language as them, could see because they were on the entertainment.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Screen and worked.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
So I had to just sort of show them what
buttons to push to get the thing going right.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Now?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Did they spell every single piece of food they were
handed onto me directly? Yes, every seventeen our flight, so
I don't know what three four meals. Every single fucking
thing they grabbed, a red wine, a fucking spag bowl,
all got tipped over me. I was like stop. Every
time they went to give them the food, the guy
would reach across me to grab it. I'm like, your
(16:49):
hands are shaking. Just put the tray down, let her
put it on the track, and then I started grabbing it,
and then he would come over and grab it out
of my hands and you know how they give you
a little towel, tell the fucking blanket. Yeah, I went
to take that off and as I appealed it back
and it was just fucking tomatoes, like honestly, a tablespon
(17:09):
a tablespoon with of.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I was so.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Fucking angry this whole flight back, because you know you're
already cramped up.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You can hear it.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I was like, this guy gets fucking deep bine thrown
boss on this floor.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
It's so strategies will be interesting, yeah, because you can
spot them a mile.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I think footwear is important what we're and and you
know because recently we went to the Mons store and
got some undies.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
See you bought you got some Mondays, but.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
I put them in the dryer and so now they
now they are my girlfriend's undies.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
It's a shame because that marino on a long haul
flight as an Undia is real good.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I like to go some sort of slip on, slip
off shoot like a Burken Stark, right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Those Jerry's got the closed dough Birkenstocks.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I bought them two days ago for that exact.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, just whip those bitches off straight away as soon
as you get on there, sit down. It's the way
to go because you your feet won't smell. The only
time your feet will smell on longhol flop is if
you're wearing closed shoes, which is insane behavior.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yeah, you've got to take your shoes off as well
when you get on the on the plane, because you
don't want to be wandering for fourteen and a half
hours around here, nineteen and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You got and your feet swell, oh dude, yeah, fuck yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
But that's why it's nice to have something that slip
on at the end of the journey, so you can
work that on rather than putting on your big swollen
yeah essex.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Comfort is the number one thing on a flight of
any distance, even an hour, you know, Auckland, a Christier
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, you want to be comfortable.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I'll be in Marino top to toe. It'll be a Marina, Marina,
Marino socks, Marino, I've got Marino trackies.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Why don't you just crawl inside a fucking marina.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I'm taking a sheep with going to hug a sheep,
but just hugging a sheep, it's the same wearing as
a full Marina.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Like that weird seen an empire strikes back when he
cuts into that thing gets that's you on the flight.
It comes now here comes the German Princess.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Well, in my time, I've been on mini Mini Mini
Mini Mini Mini all right. Well my first like one
was like six months old and I was on that
little base at the front of the on your way
to when the baby competition went back from that with
a big trophy in the.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Hands George Baby of the Year. Yeah, well is it
Aussie Australian International.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Right, But I think the top heck for me is
a humongous hoodie that you can whip off if you
get your hot because temperature. But it's like you've got
to have a hood on it and it's got to
have those draw strings so you can string it all
the way so you just your nose peaks out from
south bark and then you don't see anything.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
You can just sort of go to sleep. You don't
really go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, low power mode.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Yeah, it's the way to go and all you you know,
so you can breathe. Everything else is like you're and
a cold dark room.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
You could be anywhere.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah, what I want is I want one of those
you know how you can get those nick pillow things.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
They suck.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
I I don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
All they do is choke me out when I'm trying
to sleep.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
When you have to carry it around, it's.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Still not I just want to take like a piece
of like a strop and just tie my head to
the seat so that because the only thing.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Is quite yeah, I like you're about to get killed
them in the literacure exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
You just use a belt, use a belt.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'd use anything.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Yeah, I've tried all the gadgets. I've looked them up
as well, and lots of those devices because you can
get that strip, he'd think, get the little foot reads,
and you can get the ones that you blow up
so that it becomes like a bid almost.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
In your foot. Well, but the flat atens, they don't
love it because it's safety hazards.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
So a lot of the time I just tell you,
oh yeah, and then you're still again carrying something around
that you're not gonna end up using.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Well, not if I'm just using a rope and tying
my head to them. But I suppose during to your point,
if I show up and the executioners hat.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Why is it weir sponges.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I think we have to consider because you're going you're
going from New Zealand, you're going from eighteen degrees seventeen
degrees onto the plane which will probably be about seventeen
you know, it's not not generally quite cold long haul,
and then you're getting off into thirty two. Yeah, you've
got to consider what you're going to beat. You've got
(21:42):
to go layers because you've got to be able to
layer off super easy when you actually arrive there. So
when you get.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
They're going to go heavy pant. That explains precious layer purchaser.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Now the other for you two, you know your dry
lip chat the other day takes on the plane.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I reckon do the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yeah, I just go through Judy Free and spend this
apply my Yeah, no, I apply lotions and stuff like
that duty free, try some test out some lotions on myself.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Jerry Sprints is the hell out of himself. Yeah, and
also was paying for it.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
Towards one Colonna choice and the duty free.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
He'll spend he will spend like hours. Where's Jerry and
he's there just trying every different fragrance.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
It's a great time and it's good.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
I think it's good because you're still standing up because
you know you're going to sit for a long time
as well, so you're just walking around you.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I had the guy and the doubt on the way
back from No maybe on the way over to Munich,
and I had the guy the Dubai, who was a
great salesperson. I've got to say, because I was actually
all I was trying to do is spray and try
on and waste some time. I ended up buying two,
which is really annoying. He was an amazing salesperson, this
guy was. This guy was only bought it because I thought,
(22:55):
you know what, you deserve it, and you are way
too high level to be selling the stuff like he's
he should be selling cars or something. It's super impressive,
but it's a good way to waste time and the
duty free.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And then when you get on board the flight you
smell like an industrial accident of the links factory.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, better than stinking like horrific bo or even worse,
it's LHV.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
Sometimes they'll have the whiskey tastings as well.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, I do hit the whiskey tastings another. Yeah, anyway,
we don't want to spoil all of our hacks. But
I've got a food hack as well. But it's it's
real hard to do because the flight's so boring and
you actually look forward to the focus. There's something to do.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, is eat.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Don't get that if you don't eat on the flight.
If you don't eat, you will arrive feeling about thirty
or forty percent better even if you've been drinking than
if you really do we yep, And I'm just quite remarkable.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Actually, I'm a big proponent of drinking quite heavily on flights.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I feel like.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Some people who are just like, no, I will not
drunk on a long haul flight. I'm like, why, I
feel like shit at the end of it, you're gonna
be like shit anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Well, the weirdest part comes when you you know you'll
have a meal, say, say the flights at eight at night.
You have the meal like you normally have before you
get on the flight six thirty or something like that.
You'll be in the lounge whatever, you at the at
the canteen spot, and then you eat it and then
you get on the flight and then you eat another meal. Yeah,
because you're fucking bored and you think you get up
(24:22):
and you have another and it's like, why would you
eat too me?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
That is so weird. You never do that in any
other situation.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
The cabin pressure mixed with the beef that we had
last year that it turned g Lane and I into
fart machines. Basically below we were going, we were going
to the toilet.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I was wondering why you said the beef just a.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Ripper, like there was no it was just far. I
think I left the ground at one point.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
A fart should and a normal fart and a cabin
situation should just disappear into the thing, but can get
some that cut through. A beef fart, for example, then
just cuts right through it.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Even the I felt like I was like bloating, like
a you know, like a sheep carcass, you know where
they bloat me.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah, I was like I needed to be harpooned like
a whale that had been washed up on the beach.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
Did you know wash it down with one of those
dry spread rolls.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No, well I did, and I.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Think bread roll, red wine beer, beef strogging off adorable combo.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
I woke up at whatever time it was, It was
like six in the morning, wherever we were over fucking
Iraq or something, but it was actually like midnight our time,
and I asked the lady for a whiskey and she
either said sure or shit, and I joke couldn't quite
hear it.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
She walked away with like she just s she shit.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Can I get you? Because she's like coffee tea?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Would you like an orange juice coffee ship?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Get you some ship.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
When they walk through the aisle, do you reckon? That's
where they get their revenge when they take the bank down.
They go your trash, your trash, and your trash, Andy,
your trash.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
I had a really bizarre experience on one of those flights.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So this woman I was sitting next to.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
There's like a.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Staircase that went upstairs the whatever happens up there, and
underneath there is a little six Yeah orgies, So we're
all the Orgies and heaving upstairs. Yeah, the air hostairs
come down. She sits underneath in the little Harry Potter
cup but underneath the stairs, and she fills out all
the paperwork on everyone's departed. We had a little bit
of turbulence and the door swung open. I'm just sitting
(26:34):
right next to her and I look into the little
Harry Potter cup and she's sitting in there. She just
looked at me, put her finger to her lips, went
and then pulled the door shut.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
And I was like six, what just happened?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
It was weird that Harry Potting. I had never seen
one of those Harry Potter cupboards before.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And she shushed me.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
That was well a three eighty, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, back to the Orgies.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Up the stairs?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Can you buy tickets to that?
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Or yes, you can buy tickets. It's called it's called
first Class Business Class and it's about twenty grand.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
And it's but for twenty grand you get everything happens
up there up the stairs.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Oh yeah, you should say it. Why was she shushing me?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I'm shushing.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I'm just just going to table one bit of audio.
We were talking earlier about Prince. This is Prince playing
the fucking bass for the Batman movie in the late eighties.
Jerry is the only one that can see this. But
check this ship out.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Wow, that phra is amazing, right, got g t if
see tomorrow, come quick, Temple to Night
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