📻Jerry waxes G-Lane's Backbush - The Radio Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hurdache Breakfast, load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Blooding on the air waves. It's the briefer Shove, Jerry
and mana.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Clean rock and roll, legally dead or alive, with a
quiz master man some content.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's pretty crook, a tear force the smiler.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Then they little they're along way from the tip of
the gear head of gold.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
I'll come along with the Hurdache Breakfast Tuesday, the twenty
first have worked over.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Twenty twenty five when I are still over in the States,
accre g laying them from this morning morning.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Look, that's probably my that's probably my highlight, that one.
That's the best, best in class in terms of sending
through the opener.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
A little bit of creep value there.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Oh yeah, Look, I mean it sounds like he's quite
well experienced at the creepy phone call.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
You wouldn't want to begin in that guy calling you
up in the middle of the night. What's happened in
good news? What's happened to the creepy phone call? Because
you know, like you used to get there quite a
lot when he had landlines. You know, you get the
breather or you know, just a random prank phone call.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
You don't get there anymore there because now everyone's got
mobile phones. You just screen them. So it's a lost
it's a lost art someone ring, lost art of someone
ringing up and going the breather, Bring back the breather.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Do you think it's a better or worse world now
that there's no more breathers breathing?

Speaker 5 (01:29):
I mean it's character building you as a you know,
as a youngster at home picking up the phone having
a breather.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's something you've got to work through. There's a lot
of boredom as well in those days for kids. Ah yeah,
come on, it's prank calls some people that'll get things exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Welcome along Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
So you did the commentary last night at the Ace.
He's seen he's in on playing England in the second
T twenty. The second T twenty in a row from
Hagley Oval.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yep, good. The weather held off. It was a very
windy that not Easter coming along and as a result,
probably some of the biggest sixers I've ever seen at
Hagley Oval. Five sixers went over the Richard Hadley Circus
tent five sixes, three from unfortunately from Harry Brook and
two from Tim Seifert. I've never seen a ball being

(02:18):
hit that far before because they just put it up
into the northwester and it just sailed over the circus tents.
They had to replace the ball six times.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh wow, because yeah, the circus tents kind of cow corner.
Yeah for the northwester, yes, of course.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah, so that was oh wow, that was interesting because.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
It's quite a big boundary. I mean the boundary is
pretty big at Hagley.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah, and then but Harry Brook made them look pretty small.
So him and Phil Salt, which is one of the
greatest English names of all time.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Phil Salt, so past the salt.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
He was certainly rubbing salt into the big key we
wound last night because they scored two hundred and thirty six.
It was actually looking a lot worse that they look
like they're going to score two fifty.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Well it's a lot on heglio.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Oh that's a record. The previous highest score was two
hundred and eight.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Right, So anyway, we came in, we gave it, I mean,
this is classic. We gave it a good go highlight
for me, it was Luke Wood the opening left armor
for the English team. Who's got a head that belongs
potentially on a six foot seven human, but it's been
planked on a five foot nine human. And he's also
looks like he's made a couple of trips to Turkey.

(03:29):
He's got some serious mister Reed's going on?

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Oh has he? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, because I just googled AI. Googled Luke Wood teeth
and it said that it said there is no public
information or widespread discussion about Luke Wood, the cricketer having
unusual teeth.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Well, look, I mean they look like they're great teeth.
They're very I mean they're outstanding.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Searches apparently for him typically focus on his career as
a cricketer. For Fankisher.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Okay, look, they're great teeth, but it's like it's not
typical of an English person to have great teeth. No,
English are renowned for having just horrific teeth.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
But they don't. They don't anymore. No, this is the problem.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
It's only a three hour flight to get new ones.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, we used to see a lot of there's a
lot of character and teeth. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I then changed my Google search on AI to Lukewood
cricketer teeth and massive head, and it came back with
comment is the AI overview. Commentary about English cricketer Lukewood's
appearance has sometimes focused on his teeth and the size
of his head, often in a lighthearted or memelike fashions.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
From last night, it must have been the other I
I must have picked that up because his head is
a mixture of Dolph Lungren. If Dolph Lungren got his
head tended into an Easter Island statue.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's kind of that shape, it said.
It's important to distinguish between this and similar topics related
to other public figures, such as actress Amy lou Wood.
Comments on lukewood seeth bright smile On social media, fans
have pointed out Wood's very white teeth, with some comparing
their brightness to the sun. In one post, I common

(05:07):
to said looke Wood's teeth are brighter than my future.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Look.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
He's a handed and left armboler though he's really bustly
coming through. Reminds me a little bit of Trent Bolt
would minus the head, the teeth, and he's a little
bit shorter and it's not so good. But part from
that he's left handed.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Observations on Lukewood's head size. You gotta love AI, it says.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
On social media platforms occasionally feature comments on the topic
consistent with the kind of physical observations often seen in
sports meme culture.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Come on, be specific.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Anyway, it wasn't a great result for us. We lost
by sixty two. I think runs all out for one
hundred and seventy seven.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I understand it was one of the all time great
commentator curses.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
But that's so quickly Drivendra and the timing.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, look at that, thinks us all kinds of hope.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
It does. First too, back to back boundary.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Literally three ballsgo, there was a wicket, but still.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Cast blaster into revenge.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
Ight. Next god, he damn the hell, what a terrible
best time Revenger just went for a wide one from
the cast plaster and he just got sucked in.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
He nicks it through to the keeper and he's on
at least the second wicket.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, but to be fair, hold on, you were involved
in that.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, I was an accessory.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
You were definitely an accessory. I don't know if you're
completely blameless.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Well, no, but he walked into it. He definitely walked
into it. It was look, it was Revenger Court Butler
Bold Heath.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
So Game three Thursday Night from Eden Park.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yeah, weather looks terrible.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Oh no, no, yeah, Jerry and Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
The History of Yesterday, Today Tomorrow novel.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
And on this day.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
In nineteen sixty four, Peter Snell won his second gold
in Tokyo.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Well, now, wait, dinitrate God, limit rate God? However, great Brillian,
maybe if you do well Davies.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
America, Well, what the line the head of the b live?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Jeez?

Speaker 8 (07:18):
What was that in nineteen thirty four, nineteen sixty four
they were they were also they were broadcasting from the moon,
so the commentators were on the moon, and then the
race was eas You're being run in Tokyo, like nineteen
sixty four Tokyo was very different than say, nineteen seventy four, Tokyo,
nineteen eighty four, Tokyo, nineteen ninety four Tokyo.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, I mean ninety sixty four you were only what
twenty years post the bomb?

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, so but good day went when he
won two two gold medals, fifteen hundred and eight hundred
meters titles. Yeah was that was there a particular thing
happened in the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
No, I don't think there was, no, No, But I
don't think many African nations had started.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Because he was the one particular one where they boycotted,
and that was Munich. Yeah, we cleaned up there.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, I think there was seventy six, and then Montreal
and seventy six, and then I think in nineteen eighty
as well Moscow in nineteen eighty.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I don't think the.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
African nations were at either of those, So I think
there was John Walker in those years. But ninety sixty four,
Peter stuff. He's a big unit. He's six foot two.
Because I've put on his.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Blazer at Webb's auctions.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
They were auctioning and off a few years ago and
we did a story on it and I turned up
and put the blazer on and it fits me.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Well, that's quite a big unit for a runner. Yeah too,
because usually the little whippets, isn't he.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Exactly And he was a strapping, a strapping man. So
fellow Kiwi John Davies won bronze that's often forgotten. It's
now became the only male runer since nineteen twenty to
win both the eight hundred and the fifteen hundred at
the same Olympics. No one else has done it since,
I mean it's a very different race. One more lap,

(09:00):
one hundreds of sprint. Yeah, and the fifteen hundred. It
is a great race of fifteen hundred technical. In nineteen
ninety two, men On his book six.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Goes on sale.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
It originally retailed for around fifty dollars US, which was
a lot for a book at the time. It contained
highly ironic photographs and text exploring sexual fantasies finishers into booze.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Sure did.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
She appeared in many provocative poses, often neod or semi nude,
alongside models act as an artist, including Naomi Campbell, Isabella Rossellini,
Villa Ice, and Big Daddy Kane. The book sparked massive
backlash band in several countries. Criticized by religious groups, feminists
and the media.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
It sold out those straight away instantly, hugely popular.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
One hundred and fifty thousand copies sold on the first day,
and it went on the cell one point five million
copies worldwide. She knew how to create some controversy in
the day.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah, absolutely did.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Lack a prayer was like that because they featured a
black version of Jesus.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, I mean it shows he's wack of black Jesus.
And the next thing you know, it's been banned the
video in about a million countries.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Yeah, but then everyone loves it though it's his idea.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
She was good, She was good. She looks weird nowaday, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
She's done something. She's cartooned herself.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
She looks real weird.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
He looks like a trout pulled over a bowling.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Real weird.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Twenty fourteen, Oscar Pistorius, on this day was sentenced to
five years in prison for only five years for coming
his girlfriend riverstein Camp five years.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Yeah, but look, I mean a burglar can get through
a small loover second story out in a lock toward
at a kay. He was concerned and he put so
he put nine bullets through the door.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
It was Valentine's Day too, so she was twenty nine.
She's a twenty owner of model law graduate. So yes,
as you said.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
He claims that he Mistock stein Camp for an intruder
hiding in the bathroom. He was found guilty of culpable homicide.
He's a cuppable player, and in twenty fifteen the charge
was upgraded to murder. A sentence was increased to thirteen
years and five months once and after about ten years
behind bars, he was growing to parole in January last

(11:04):
year under South Africa's system allowing release after serving at
least half of his sentance.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
He's a great documentary about this. It's a tough watch
him in court, addressing the judge every five minutes and
just him just crying the whole It's a difficult watch.
But he's an interesting human, obscupitorious. It's not the first
time he's fired a gun. He fired a gun in
a nightclub, in a restaurant. Quite trigger happy, quite trigger

(11:28):
happy and super weird.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, after ten years, while we already said that. Born
on the Stay Pla born in nineteen forty died in
twenty twenty two. Brazilian football icon Carrie Fisher born on
the Day as well, died in twenty sixteen. Kim Kardashian's
forty five.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Today doesn't look a day over fifty.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
She doesn't look at day what hard to know?

Speaker 5 (11:52):
It's hard to know what you How do you age
a person like that? They should have a different age
bracket or a different system. It couldn't It shouldn't be
in numerical I don't think when people have had so
many bbls and facelifts and shit done.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, and she got in their early turn oh yeah,
but she was getting surgery on the face in her twenties.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
It should be like light you know how these light
years and normal years. There needs to be that for
people who do that much work.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Kardashi in years yeah, and Doja cat Rab the singer
producer turns thirty today. It doesn't look a day over
twenty one. And that's the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.
Team for Tuesday, the twenty first of October twenty twenty five,

(12:34):
Jurry and.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Midnight the Holadarchy breakfast.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Time for the later sport headlines. Thanks export ult to
the beer for.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Hair, England have smashed two hundred and thirty six for
four to beat in New Zealand by sixty five runs.
In the second t twenty in christ Eitch, every Black
Cat's bowler conceeded more than ten runs and over The
visitors were led by a third wiket partnership one hundred
and twenty nine between Phil Salt and Harry Brook, New Zealand,
and then bowled out for one hundred and seven. He

(13:00):
won a soldier's death. In the end, England taken unassailable
one Neil lead in the three match series with a
game to play in Auckland on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
So I'm just having a look at the weather for
because i mean it is October in New Zealand, so
you get beautiful days like yesterday in Auckland. Yeah, and
then you also get intense rain and win, which is
what's going on in the South Island right now. And
I'm just looking for Thursday. And the interesting thing is
Thursday looks okay until around about I'm gonna say eight thirty.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Perfect because the game starts at seven. Yeah, so she'd
be able to get in ten overs or so, just
enough for not to get a refund on your ticket.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Then it seems to hose down from about ten o'clock.
It looks like it's it's really it's really heaving.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Ah wicked stuff. The Warriors have reportedly tabled an extension
offer to half back Luke Metcalf ahead of his entry
into the NRAL League Open market on November one. Is
he is he a free agent now?

Speaker 9 (13:58):
He's got one more yearly with the Warriors, but he's
allowed to go on chest and see if anyone else
wants to buy it.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
And then leave for personal reasons. It looks like a
two year dealer has been presented which would see the
twenty six year old remain at Mount Smart until the
end of the twenty eighth season. The Dragons and the
newly formed Bears, not the Otters, are also understood to
want Metcalf on their books, and coach Steve Corraker is
comfortable with auklev seas start to the new A League season.

(14:25):
The Black Knights kicked off the season with a nillll
draw away to four time champs Melbourne Victory. Craker says
the out has showed their well placed to avoid a
second season slump? Is that a thing?

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Is it a second season slump?

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Well, I've never heard of the second season slump before. Well,
I think the seven year itch.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, the second season slump. I think I know. Actually,
because in your first year in the A League that
your salary cap is uncapped pretty much you can spend
whatever you want and come the second season's you fall
under the salary cap, so you're allowed to just go
first season all right, So I think the you've got
to rain that in and maybe settle on your team
a little bit. So some teams suffer from that second

(15:04):
year slump and some people saving from the seven year arch.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
I think everyone suffers from the seven year arch. That's
a completely different thing. But but I don't know, A
see great.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I mean that first season, as you said, there might
be there might be some salary reasons for it, but
you've got to say hugely successful. Yeah, and getting the
entire city, getting Auckland behind a football team.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
People thought it couldn't be done.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Yeah, well they did it. They did really well. They
did it really well. But they you know, and it
makes sense because it's a it's the most played participation sport.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah, outside of nitball.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Yeah, don't mistayted on Knible what amuzl is.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Well, I thought it's been quite exciting with what's been
happening to Nolin Toto.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
I'm talking about what happens to me at the North Sure.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Oh yeah, but I think you're too aggressive in defense,
that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, they come at me, Jerry and Minn the hot
Ichy breakfast.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Something came through and to my algorithm last night, my
social algorithm, and it took by surprise and mention of me.
It was you and Joe Jury hiking through the Corimandel bush, Yes,
Corimandal coast and then someone said something about this will
sell out faster than Jeremy Wells's career.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
I think that, Yeah, I think that was the line
that that was delivered by Joe Jury. But it was
the Pahi Coastal Walk, you see. Yeah, yeah, so we
I mean, look, we it's all part of the Export
Ultra kind of great walks that we're doing because obviously
the great walks set out pretty quickly, see Export Ultra
sorting their own out and for giving off people the opportunity.

(16:43):
With this one in particular, there's a massive beer garden
at the end of it. So it's my kind of walk. Anyway,
Joe Jury and I did the walk, and if you
watch the video, we'll see the stills more resembles Frodo
and sammuais.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Ganji trailing along behind you. Joe Jury. Look, he's great
on a pair of skates. He's great on a.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Pair of skates, I mean rolling over hills and over
plains and through the mudin and the rain. I'm not
sure he's struggling to get himself over the turnstile of
one of the dancers.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Yeah, he's spent the whole time going be HOMEI going frollo.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
He's miles behind you.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
It's pretty funny.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
You can't actually have the opportunity to run to walk. Actually,
the Pahi Coastal Trail with the export ultra an export
crushed actually, which is a new You're a fan of
the export crushed lemon. Yeah, so that's the new drink
for summer, is the crushed there's the lemon, and there's
the pineapple. Yeah, and I must admit the lemon is
very refreshing to the palette.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Oh so it's a four percent shandy, that's how I
describe it.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
But it's a beer.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
It's a beer base.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
It's beer bas with with a lemon, but to a
heavily lemon. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
And I think it's like got nine grams of sugar
or something, so.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
It's got it's low sugar, low carbs, low sugar. Yeah.
And I had my last night again. Actually this is
as much as fourth row.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Just take the edge off and I'm putting it in
a tall glass with ice and a bit of lime.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Nice, it's really refrishat you can actually turn into a
mix of which is quite good. So, like that's with
the export great Walk instead of bunk beds and dehydrated meals,
you get to walk it and then enjoy the beer
guarden overlooking the ocean at the end and crash a
couple of ultras, crash a couple of crushed as well.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
That sounds lovely, yeah, because it's a great part of
that Port Jackson.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
So that's the northern part of the Commandal.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Right and the tip of the Coramand.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Yeah, that's a.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Really interesting part of New Zealand because even though if
you went in a straight line east from Auckland like CBD,
you would hit Port Jackson, you know, you would hit
the tip of the Coramandel. Yet when you get there,
it's like nobody's ever been there before. It's not very
far from Auckland. As the crow flies, it's quite close.
It's it's as the helicopter flies, a fourteen minute helicopter.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Right, Well, yeah, it's close.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
But yet when you when you actually get there, you
feel like your miles it's a very hard place to
get to unless you you know, yeah, unless you got
a helicopter.

Speaker 9 (19:15):
I don't know who approved one of these promotional photos.
But I'm just looking at it and I can.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Quite clearly see you gn but.

Speaker 9 (19:21):
Joe Jury is hidden behind a plume and you can't
text you tell it to them.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
He's obscured behind it all. You can't see his face.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Well, there's a reason for that was this was this
was at the end of the walk. We had done
the coastal walk and he was dangerously red and sweaty,
so they had to do a lot of post on that.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
But it's one of the.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Great walks, the the Pahi Coastline Walk. It's one of
the greats and thanks to expert you can walk it
to Just head to the ACC website the A s
c NZ dot com and check out all the details.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
So normally on Tuesdays, sec here Glane we run the
Big Brown Slim Down. Yes, because Manaia split his pants
at the gym earlier on in the year. He's a
person of size a ps and he's been trying to
lose weight. He started at one twelve and he's down
to one oh six point one.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah, but he's been it's been a slim up and
down though isn't it.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Oh yeah, Yeah, it's a journey. It's a journey. But
I mean he's going in the downward trajectory.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
But a lot of criticism has been that he's not
getting he's not going down fast enough, and there have
been rajuis over the past six or seven months.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Yeah, every time a wedding seems to come about, or
any sort of function of RAHU, he gets placed on it.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
He's had a number of different tactics, including calillery counting.
He's also run a no booze operation for a period
of time. I know that was unsuccessful two days, but
he's attempted it and different types of food. He's stopped
drinking milk for a while because he realized that he

(20:56):
was potentially lactose and tolerant. I worked that out by
the smell of his number two as beefs. Yeah, it's
not a lot like my son, what are you doing
smelling as beefs. I was in there at the same
time as ah dumbuddy.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah. It wasn't really my fault. I wasn't going in there.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
It was under jurious. It was under jurious, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
It was. It was just circumstance.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
So there's been an update from him from the States,
because I'll tell you if there's one place in my
experience it's a hard place to trim down, it's the States.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yes, the amount of alcohol that you're drinking. Firstly. The
other thing is the type of food. There's a lot
of sugga.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Size of the meals oh massive, yeah, I mean massive,
insanely large meals like it's comically large, and fries with everything. Man,
those people go through a lot of potatoes. So there's
been a note that's coming back from him about it.
There's a company Manaia says this is he sent this
to us yesterday. There's a company here called Healthy Wage

(21:53):
that basically makes a bit with you that you won't
lose a certain amount of weight and then if you do,
they pay you, and if you don't, then you pay them.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
This is his kind of motivation. Massive gambler as well,
So this would really motivate.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Him for gambling. It's quite a good idea.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
I wonder how they I wonder how they set the
odds though, because they'd have to obviously interview them and
talk to him about like, you know, what's your hobbies
and you'll go watching sport and I go, Tick, what
do you like to do in your spare time? Go
to the pub?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Okay? Tick?

Speaker 5 (22:37):
How much exercise do you do?

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Not much?

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Do you go to the gym?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Yes? Okay?

Speaker 5 (22:44):
What do you do at the gym? Not sit around
on my phone and perv?

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Okay, I think as well, do you go to the gym?
Because I think a lot of people think that going
to the gym is going to make them lose weight.
But what happens is they pump a bit of turn
and then they come home starving. It makes you hungry
and then more so Healthy wage would probably be happy
about that. I mean, there might be people out there
who actually just make a career out of gambling against

(23:08):
healthy wage.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
So they're just yo yo, yeah, just and just go
to a different healthy wage bookie. Yeah, so I'm going
to lose twenty kg's. They probably see you coming, I reckon.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
I think so, especially if they hung around with him.
Because when we were away on that export Ultra Beer
Garden tour to Austin, there was one night where we
came home and it was like one in the morning
or something, and there was a whole lot of food
trucks outside of our Hotel. Bucklore House is dark Oilhouse.
Welcome to Dark.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
That guy there and somehow everyone else just went and
got a burrito, and the burritos were like the same
weight as my Michigan, my first child when she was born,
like six pounds four, you know. I held the brido
on my arm and I was like, this is the
same weight as my baby was. And then he so
he got one of those, and then he then went

(23:56):
to the dumpling. For some reason, the dumpling truck borded
some dan. Then he went across to.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Halal, the Faluffel place, the.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Halal Falaffel place. He then got a chicken and rice, yes,
and then went back and someone else had eaten his order,
so he ordered another taco from Thakohaus. Next thing you know,
he's got.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Four meals on the go, and they all started reading
his name out at once. Nay Naya.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
I don't know whether he knew what he was doing,
but in the end it ended up with a lot
of food in your fridge. Him and Joe Jury.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
He certainly wouldn't have made his money on healthy wage
during his trip to Austin, because in the end he
had he had three burritos, chicken fry, rice and some
fluffel and she took back to his room.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Yeah, and don't forget all that meat.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Oh my god, barbecue, good luck man, God bless Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
We'll see how he goes and he gets back. Check
a fetti on the scales. Five minutes to seven.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 10 (25:06):
It's Jerry, welcome a out of the hurdeche Brieg.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
First you s are the twenty first of October twenty
twenty five d Lanes and foreman Ie shirt is still
in the States.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
I don't look the quality of those openers via their
talkback on I Heart Radio is getting better, okay, because
yesterday it was a bit of shopping or you gave
me a couple that were I mean, that had good efforts.
But that bed on a wire is that's that's on
the podium for me.

Speaker 9 (25:37):
I just think of it as sometimes you go to
a karaoke night and sometimes you have the highlights. You know, well,
this guy can actually sing, and sometimes they're just there
for a vibe.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
But he even got the herd.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
If you want to send one on, just go to
the iHeart Radio app click on the little microphone icon there.
Send us a message and we'll play it.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
On the radio.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Also send your name with it as well, because it's
nice to be able to credit you. Yep, speaking of credit,
you've been credited with having one of the best back
bushes in the world, Gulo.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Well, listen, it's traditionally been known as the welcome mat,
but it's now been rebranded as the backbush, mainly because
my own is shaped is a perfect kind of triangle
shape pointing down towards the crack.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
So bring back the back bush.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Well, the question is will it be kept, will it
be manicured, or will it be left or maybe shaped
in some way or maybe stripped off completely.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Our poll the results are next.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Can't wait me You'll be shocked.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Jerry in the night, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
All right, The backstory to g Lane's back bush.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Yeah, listen, look, I mean, there's got a lot of attention,
and it's stemmed from our trip last week to Texas,
and its stemmed from me getting in a pair of
denimspeedos and jumping in the rooftop poll and then getting
snapped by Joe Jury walking out with a wet back.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, people, you thought what people would comment, Tom, was
your ass and how good they looked in those Din speedos.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
But it wasn't and steered. People focused as often the case.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Yeah, huge backfire.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, they focused on the fact that you were running
this back bush. There were close up shots of it.
I put it on my social media and it blew up.
It's the biggest thing that I've ever put on my
social media.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
People wanted more about the backbush. They wanted to know why,
what how? How long A lot of.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
People were accusing me of aiing my backbush onto my back.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
You know, there wasn't there work sessions of AI. The
odd thing is that you didn't even know that you
were running a back.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
No, and listen, I mean, I don't want to lay
blame on anyone, but I am my partner. She could
have made me aware that I got backbush. Obviously she
doesn't look at me.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
That's proving. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
So anyway, my partner, Tossy took to it with a razor,
well actually I took to it with a razor and
then she said move over, you're useless and and kicked
me off the razor and went in and tried to
fashion it into a heart shape. Yes, so at the
moment it's kind of slightly heart shaped. Yeah, it's best
when it's wet.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
It's most effective and most things. Yeah, when it's when
it's wet.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
So when it's moist, it really shows up in the
map of Tasmania. So yesterday we were running a pole
because we want to know what to do with the backbush.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Because there are there's some people who are outraged by it,
disgusted by it. I've had a lot of feedback saying,
you know, this is disgusting, gross and a meeting, breakfast whatever.
But then there's mixed there's mixed, there's a mixed response.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Well, the three options were keep it, yeah, shape it yep,
or get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Okay, okay, yeah, so those are the options on the pole.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Yeah, and I'm happy to put my back bush on
the on the on the.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Shopping chopping block, yeah, yeah, on the waxing block, I
think you'd say, because no matter what happens, so today
we will do to it, yes, what the people want
us to do to it?

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Sure, okay, sure, So results of the poll, okay, well,
I can tell you the least amount of people want
you to keep it.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Really, I thought there would have been people who liked
Bush twenty two Bush.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
I mean the people who love it love it. I
mean that twenty two percent staunch Bush lovers.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Yeah, okay, we'll go. Because I thought Bush was making
a comeback, but obviously.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Not twenty two percent, So keep it and second place
runner up we're thirty four percent. Yeah, shape it. Oh okay,
because you were hoping for a landing strip.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Yeah, that's I mean, I've grown fond of it. I've
actually I've actually found myself stroking it.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
What what do you mean, like it's on your back?

Speaker 5 (29:59):
I know, but I've now just kind of stroking the
small on my back. It's actually quite comforting. So that
I mean there's not.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Going to be anymore by the sounds of the result,
I mean it potentially performs a function keep some of
those lower vertebrae warm. So with forty four percent, that
leaves get rid of it, which is the option.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
I feel like there is some stuff diffuge going on here.
I feel like my partner may have may have activated
some cells to get rid of it. Something's happening here.
I think she wants to get rid of it. She
wants rid of this conversation. She wants rid of any evidence.
She's quite happy to get in touch with Google and
just slight the Internet of any pictures of my backbush.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
So, drilling down on the numbers.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Out of that forty four percent, I see a whopping
twenty three percent came out of Devonport.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yes, she's activated.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Something's happened.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
She's activated to Devnport mums. That's what she's done.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
So up next, I have some waxing strips.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Oh, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Okay, get ready, it's coming off.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Jerry and Minnie the hot I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
So if you've just joined us, we are about to
strip the hair of acc head g Lane's back bush.
That's because you voted for it. Forty four percent of
people said rip it off. Only twenty two percent of
people wanted you to keep it, and the rest wanted
me to shape it in some way.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Steve, this is deforestation. I'm not happy with it.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Well I've got myself. Well I don't have myself.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Zoe went and bought some VAT expert legs and body
wax strips long lasting smoothness apparently, which is what you're after.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Okay, okay, So there's going to be a lot of
people upset about this because there's a lot of bush
fans out there, So I don't know if this is
going to divide, this is going to divide a nation.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Well, it does include usage tutorials from VAT experts, this
VAT expert legs and body Wexit. Unfortunately I haven't had
time to watch those, so I'm not an expert.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
I've never done this before.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
But I haven't even been waxed before either, So we're
a couple of real freshies.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
We're a couple of fresh virgins, wax virgins.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
But I have looked at the instructions and it seems
as clear as mud.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Okay, basically it looks like you shove.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
The thing on, just strip it down, and then you
wrap it off. Hold on, why are you taking your
pants off?

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Well, just give you more access. Just get over and done.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
I'm looking at I'm looking at your jesu at.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Just get on with it.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
To get on with it, Get on with that.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
G Yeah, see what I'm doing there. I'm now putting
it on the.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Small Okay, don't need a commentary.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
I just know I need to put it on. Make
sure that it's actually on like that.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Yeah, that's I'm running.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
That feels rubbing it down, it's ready to go, and
it feels and then I just need to hold your
buttocks at the same time. Are you ready? Yeah? Here
we go? Help? Oh my god, look at all that
bush worked? It actually worked.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
How's it looking?

Speaker 4 (33:07):
How's the bad looking? It's looking? Carry up? Okay, I'm
just I'm just removing the next one. Okay, here we go.
Here's the second wax strick going on.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
The best part is your message in the smaller my back.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
That's actually feels quite nice. Put that on there.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
But it feels good.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Okay, this is doing well, strangely satisfying, it's quite enjoyable. Okay,
this is one of the best things I've ever done
with you. I've done a lot of things with you.
This is one of the best things. Okay, that's on.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
That's the anticipation.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Ye are you really? Look at all the year? So
what are we?

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Are?

Speaker 5 (33:42):
We?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
And one more is the still wonder go? Still there's more.
There's there's plenty more. There's plenty more bush to be wax. Yeah, okay,
I've just got to take off this.

Speaker 9 (33:51):
But here the strip your eyes are just stud in
the water g lane, just a little bit.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Huge. Here needs to be huge sympathy for all those
women out there and get this done on a regular basis.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
It's the top part of the bush which I seem
to have neglected.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
That's looking okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don stop it.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
You really do it.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Let's some pink stuff on there.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
It's called skinny.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Okay, let's have a look at the result. What do
you reckon?

Speaker 10 (34:27):
Is that? Wow?

Speaker 4 (34:29):
It's easy? Quite good.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
There's one but more just okay, okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Have you got to do? I think I got the
wrong strip on that one? Okay, yeah, okay, but here
is just the last.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
But that feels better. Actually is way more wax on that.
It feels quite warm, it's quite nice.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
There's a big kind of tough okay, okay, okay, there
we go. Well I think that's done.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
R I p ok.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Let's have a look at the result again, I R
I P.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
The back bush.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
I've left some skin. Why have you got a big scar?
Is a beat? Is that scabies? What's that?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
It's a scar?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Weird scar?

Speaker 5 (35:09):
I'll talk about it.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
What's been happening? Bait? All right? So this is these
these wax strips are going to be auctioned off for charity.
How much you reckon we're going to get for these?

Speaker 5 (35:21):
I'll base someone to get rid of them. That's funny.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Why is your here ginger on?

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Here in particular, there's a wonderful murkin, pink merkin.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Jerry and Mania the hold Ikey breakfast. Jerry and Mini
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
This sens to Bunning's trade load up on landscaping, which
we just did a little bit of that on Julans
Bunnings trades. Just having a lot here. We're just moments
ago waxed off Julane's back bush with some beat strips.
That's crazy satisfying. I've got to say that my first
time ever doing that.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Well, I must have met. I've just rubbed my smaller
my back and it's so smooth. Not since I waxed
one of my legs when I was a teenager so
I could rub my legs together so it felt like
I was in bed with a girl. Have I felt?

Speaker 4 (36:12):
What? Sorry?

Speaker 5 (36:13):
What?

Speaker 4 (36:14):
What?

Speaker 5 (36:14):
You know?

Speaker 10 (36:16):
What?

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Even done it? What?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
So you you waxed one leg, I shaved it, shave.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Shaved it so you could rub the other leg and
it would feel like you're in bed with a girl.
That's that's equally mismerizingly interesting and said at the same time,
that's that's one of the saddest things you've ever told me.
You told me a lot of sad things.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
So we've got the strips here, and we're going to
now put those on trade.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Meet yes, and auction them off. Julane's back bush beat
strips used. I think what are people are going to
do with that? We're going to frame them.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Yeah, I think you probably you didn't sold it though,
have you? You've just kind of just mumbled through that,
but you got it. We've got a sick it up
a little bit like the biggest bush back bush known
to man.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Certainly at the moment most famous.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
There you go, there's the Stelling Point's most famous back
bush can be yours your money going towards November Men's health.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Okay, cool, I'm looking. I'm looking at your back as well,
the smaller your back now.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
And that's that's looking smooth, it's looking hot. You think
it's some action tonight, do you think?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
So?

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Yeah, I'll let you know tomorrow how it goes.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Coming up I think this is unrelated. But coming up
after the seven thirty Sport headlines New Zealand's Best Sausage.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
I'm going to be talking about that. This is the
herd Are.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Jerry and The Night They Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
So New Zealand's Best Sausage is being judged tonight. Yep.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Off the back of the Bagels New Zealand Supreme Pie Awards.
The sausage award has really taken off.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
In the last few years.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
I've noticed, Well, it's a real It's a real staple,
isn't it. In the New Zealand diet. You've got the
pie and the sausage. So it makes sense.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I mean, if you're talking about the three per of
New Zealand food, you'd say pie, sausage.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
You put a cheese roll in there.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
I think that cheese roll. I don't know if that's nationwide.
I think that's very cheese roll in the mouth down South.
I think would you say kaima Wana.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Would be one of those? Well, kaim of Wan is
pretty broad, isn't it. Would you say chick and fry.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Rye potentially, or would you go pad tie?

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Would you go there's a staple of news, I mean
chicken cormer, Oh, chick and mild spaghetti, pizza KFC just just.

Speaker 9 (38:33):
Straight caf and me feels like a real kick one
of the coilors.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Yeah it does. I do think it needs to be
Yeah you burger with beetroot pie, sausage and.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Sushi.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Anyway, The Dunningham's Great New Zealand Sausage Competition results are
going to be out announced tonight. It's in its twenty
eighth year, but it's really been taken off in the
last few years. In fact, this year I see that
there have been eight hundred fourteen entries, which is quite
a lot. So that represents the craftsman sheff for one
hundred and eighteen producers across the thirteen sausage categories. I

(39:09):
thought they were going to tell you there's thirteen sausage regions,
so being divided up into New Zealand sausage regions. So
every entry this is interesting, so that that judged on
quite interesting things. It's judged on its technical composition. Yep,
it's aroma. I suppose it's pre cooked or cock a roma, appearance, texture,

(39:32):
and finally the most important attribute obviously the taste.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Surely there's nothing to do with the raw. You've got
to be it's cooked, you can't. You can't judge it
by its a raw estate. Obviously you're only judging it
and it's cooked stack.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
But a lot of it's to do with how it's cooked,
like not all. You know, if you cook, you've got
to cook a sausage properly. For me, there's got to
be a little black on a sausage.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Oh I don't know about that, are you?

Speaker 4 (39:53):
But really just a tinge.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
I think that's lazy barbecuing. Oh really yeah, I don't
think it should be black at all.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
It's not like a lot, just a couple of little bits,
like it's still lined.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
I do.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
I like it. So judging took place in two stages.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
So the first round of category judging was carried out
across six days sausage fest. It was a sausage fest
with fifty two judges made up of butchers and chefs
and food riders and stuff. And then the second stage
of judging bought the top scoring category championship winning sausages.
So there's a whole number of categories including our best Beef,

(40:34):
best Pork, Continental fresh, I don't know what that is,
Continental ready to eat, black pudding.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
I know you're a big fan of black pudding.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Love a bit of black pudding. Is there any room
for the pork sword? The Hutton's pork sword?

Speaker 4 (40:47):
So the pork swords are pre cooked. It's the one
with the.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
It's easily confused with a dog roll and it comes
in the pork sword and you can just into buttom
sandwiches lunch.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
And no, I don't you think there's a low that's
a thing.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Yeah, but no, but pork swords and luncheon and the sizzler.
That is a staple of New Zealand diet through the
eighties and to have it ignored now by these snobs
is for me, it's unacceptable. There should be a pork
sword category.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Well, there's a traditional category.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Ok, there's a got beef, go my pork riot or
gor my poultry, the heat and neat, which is a
europic fan.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Well that might be the pork sword section because yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
And then the pre cooked. So if you win, it's
like the Bakel's Pie Wars.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
If you win any one of those categories, every every
sausage that wins the category then goes in to be
judged for the Supreme sausage winner, right, and.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Then that's getting announced tonight at the Sausage Fest.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
It is and the supreme winner last year was the
Westmere Butchery pork and leak saucy.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Like I'm sure it's a nice saucy but pork and leak.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
I tasted it really good. It's a great saucy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
You see your tenuine it you think, oh yeah, but
it's beautiful because the leak ex we added a certain
amount of moisture.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
But I mean your pork sausage, Gally has got a
bit of moisture top. But yeah, that was a really
yummy sausage.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Okay, so tomorrow we are we going to get the
winning sausage in here.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
We're at sausage time tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
I'm gonna have a sausage fight then. Okay, I'm going
to bring in a pork sword, and I'm going to
bring in a sizzler, and I'm going to give you
a blind tasting. Okay, see if you can taste the
difference between the supreme winner, the pork sword and the sizzler.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Jerry and Minnie The Hidiarchy, Breakfast, The.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Hierarchy Breakfast, Mastermind.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Radio. Yesterday's Mastermind topic was more but Toby the electrical
inspector from Devenport who won the guest the jellybean competition
in the weekend, couldn't take away the prize. So today
we've got one hundred dollars to give away at Jackpot's
fifty dollars every day we don't have a winner. And
since today we've been talking about my back bush. Today's
Mastermind topic is bush.

Speaker 10 (42:54):
On the line.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
We've got Chris the farmer from ran Filly. Morning, Chris,
how are you thank you? How are you good? What
do you like with bush?

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Love a bush? Yeah, big bush man. He's probably upset
that my bush is gone. It sounds like a man
who enjoys a bush.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Are you dealing with any bush there in Ramphilly?

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Personally, both on the farm man off the farm, they say.

Speaker 11 (43:19):
I've got a bit of a chest bush.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
No, no, no backbush.

Speaker 11 (43:24):
But everything's scilly, well manicured.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
No gorse bushes on the farm in Ramphilly. This is
the odd gorse bush. Yes, but under control. Okay, good
good Chris.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
The way this is going to work forty five seconds.
We're gonna ask you five questions. You've got to get
three correct to win the prize. Capacity anytime if we
screw it up, you win. Are you ready to play?

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Chris?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Let's go all right for one hundred bucks? So those
topics Bush? What is the largest town in the province
of White It.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Up a Bush? Masterson? Correct? Who is the lead singer
of the rock band Bush?

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Kevin Rossdale?

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Correct? Which Netflix show Going Well brought the Cape Bush
song Running Up that Hell back into prominence? Hi? Who
was the mother of US President George W. Bush?

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Missus Bush?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
No, I need something more than that. Mike Bush was
the commissioner of what from twenty fourteen to twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
New Zealand Police? Correct?

Speaker 5 (44:27):
He huge Bush knowledge? You know your Bushkevin Rossdale, the
Bush leads thingers. He just nailed that. I thought. Barbara Bush,
Barbara Bush, barb Yeah, yeah, yeah. And stranger but it
means to eat yes and.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Kazakh Yes and Bush obviously with the so stranger things?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Was the Netflix show that brought the Cape Bush song
Running up that Hill back in the prominence?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (44:51):
I never watched it.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
Wow, there you go. Well well done. You've Chris, You've
the farmer from Ramfley. You've got one hundred bucks, Massive Bushman, Thank.

Speaker 12 (44:59):
You very much.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Good on you, Chris, thanks for listening and thanks for calling.
Coming up after eight o'clock as his tradition on Tuesdays
on the Hodichi Breakfast. Your lame claims to fame?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Give us a call now I had hundred headache, or
send us a text three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Everybody has a lame claim to fame.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Oh yeah, everyone's had a brush with fame.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
Surely Jerry and Mnia the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and
Mania the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Lame claims to fame? Where you can text us on
three for it three, give us a call, I had
hundred hodechi. Tell us what your lame claim to famers?
Everyone has one? Yep, I mean one of my lame
claims to famers that I once I once waxed g
Lane's backbush.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Well there. I once had the Wiggles, the original Wiggles
sing me Happy Birthday. Yeah yeah, I lame claimed to fame,
actually quite high level.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
That Here is one from Jacob.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
I wore the golf glove Michael Campbell was wearing when
he won the two thousand and five US Open before
it got auctioned off at our local surf club.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Okay, it's lame. I used to mow the lawns for
Chris Ken's and Parnell. Did he pay you in cash?

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Did he live in Parnell for a while?

Speaker 5 (46:13):
I think very while he must have.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
This one's good. I once sold a children's sleeping bag
to Simon Barnett.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
He's a good. Very lame claim to fame. I once
posted a photo with Jeremy Wells in it and it
blew up, got eleven likes.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Eleven likes it blew up. Shane Philpott says this text.
He used to come and visit us. His mum lived
across the road from us. He always said hi or
gave us a wave as he drove away. And as
RX seven.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Shane Philpott famously played for the All Black Spits because
his uncle Griswly was the coaching selector. Ye lame claim
to fans that I lived in Nashville for fifteen years.
It is topical and worked with Dolly Parton's niece who
looked exactly like her. And yes we went to Dollywood,
which is located in the Smoky Mountain.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
I need to look into more about Dolly Lodwood, like
how big is as a theme park, like, are their
actual rides or do you? I believe it just kind
of do some karaoke, dress up like Dolly Parton and
a pair of cans, But what do you actually do?

Speaker 5 (47:25):
I believe it's the theme park. I believe it is
two big mountains.

Speaker 9 (47:32):
They're called the Great Great Smoky Mountains.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
It's like a it's like a water park. It's a
water park.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
It sounds he's a good lad and claim to fame.
My mother used to own Carlos Spencer's old oven about
twenty years ago. It was a big flex for her.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
So I need to know more about that. How she
acquired Carlos Spencer's old oven.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
He might have been selling it on training. Yeah, but
what was Carlos Spence doing selling his oven?

Speaker 4 (47:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Dad had been hosting the late Philip Leishman all night
at the races. When I met him, I asked him
for his autograph and he signed it your Dad as
a cheeky man. I never did find out what happened
that day, great man, Felicia.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
He's a good lad. Claim to fame. Mark Allis and
Mattai got stuck into my joint at a Coldplay gig. Well, whatever,
I'll get you through a cold play gig.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Really, when I was young, I was sitting on a
Baring seven four seven twa Airlines flight as a six
year old in nineteen seventy two, immigrating from Northern England
to New Zealand with my family. I recognized actor Robert
Wagner next to me kept winking at me. He was
the guy that was implicated in the murder of his
wife Natalie Wood. Oh yeah, that's right, he was. Remember

(48:48):
Rob Wagner. He's in the Austin Powers films as number two.
Oh yes, famous Hollywood actor, huge career.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
I think he played one of like Heart to Heart
he was he was Jonathan Hart and Heart to Heart
one heart about that? Was that that that he was
involved part of the part of the voiceover at the
end said a Max and when they met it was
murder was the last line. And then he was implicated
and potentially going out on a fishing trip with his

(49:18):
wife and his wife fell back of the boat.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
And so he was number two? Was that the mom
with the iPad? Yes, I see, okay, now I know.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Who he is. Great actor? What else we got here?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
I set fire to the bush surrounding low Walker Stadium
now Toll Stadium and fung at A during an all
Black practice match before heading to South Africa in the
ninety five World Cup. Flames were on TV and they
blamed a cigarette. But the truth is it was a
Roman candell that I lit, and then I shut myself
and threw it over the fence into a whole lot
of pine needles.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
That's That's not a fame. What's where's the fame?

Speaker 4 (49:54):
That?

Speaker 5 (49:55):
That just sounds like a Piro lighting a bush on fire.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
My mum was on the sausage and she suspected something,
but took my word that I had nothing to do
with it. I still feel like a bad person.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Well you got it off your chest.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Three four eight three oh eight hundred Hideki, what is
your lame claim to fame? A little bit later on
Milan Borich from Pluto joins us Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Strange Jerry and Midnight the Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
We are currently embroiled in lame claims to fame.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
I got a good one. I drove back from pie
here on Sunday Sunday morning, stopped into White Poo. Those
familiar with driving North White Pooh is a great place
to stop. Halfway, popped into a cafe and had breakfast
next to former Prime Minister Dame Jenny Shipley and her
husband Burton Burton. Yeah big Burton, big, but he's taller

(50:50):
than what you'd think. Absolutely, And I thought that looks
like Dame Jelly Shipley and I wasn't sure. She's got
a good short crop haircut. But then I saw Burton
and I was like, oh, yeah, okay, that's definitely it's
the ship.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
What was she eating?

Speaker 5 (51:02):
She was having eggs, Benny and he was having the
big breakfast.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
So lass sick Burton.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Yeah, that is strapping down loves a big breakfast.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Lame claim to fame was out in Auckland on a
Friday night.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Me Animates stumbled into a father Ted's pub and there
stood Jerry Collins. He was quite inebriated, but was nice
enough to shout me and my mates some rumbos. Good
on Jerry Collins, here we go.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
He's another lame claim to fame. My brother bought a
sodies old scoter.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Now that's good.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Yeah, what's he joying driving scooter? Surely he's driving a
Ford sponsored by black you know they they sponsored the
Black Caps. He should be driving a Ford Ranger or something.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
It's got Pete. Who's on the line, morning, Pete?

Speaker 11 (51:48):
How are you good? Good?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Good?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
I believe you've got a great lame claim to fame
that involves in them both.

Speaker 11 (51:55):
It is, couldn't believe it. Sweetwater's South talking heads were
honest about early he's eighty three eighty four joke and
nudges me pass me Adobe cheers, And it was it
was in fricking both of them. What I thought, that
looks like in both of them should both what?

Speaker 4 (52:12):
So why was he at Sweetwaters?

Speaker 11 (52:15):
Well, because the poems had played the black Caps all
They went to black Caps then but in the morning
and they got bold out and the whole team descended
on at the to the show. As I learned later.
I didn't know that then, of course, And I still
couldn't quite believe that it was Syrien, Beefy and the joint.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
So yeah, there we go. He was.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
He was renowned for loving the on the bag end
of Adoobie. There wasn't he Syrian?

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Both of them?

Speaker 11 (52:44):
Well, I'd know there's always speculation, but I mean, you know,
in those days you get away with a lot more
than these days you get killeried, of course, or you'll
be you'll be hunger and courted and the idea of
public But.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Was that just was this eighty four or eighty nine?

Speaker 11 (52:58):
Eighty four?

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Eighty four? Is that famous eighty four? And so listen, christ.

Speaker 11 (53:02):
Just did you say?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Because I think they got bold out. I'm pretty sure,
if my memory sus me correctly, Richard Hadley scored ninety
nine and that tears yep.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
And I'm pretty sure they got bold out for under
one hundred and both innings, yes, yep.

Speaker 11 (53:15):
And then they were nothing else to do. There's a
big show on, so they'll win, and someone loaded them
up with some electric.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
That's a great story. Thanks for that, Pete, really appreciate it.
That is good. Yes, I actually met him both a
couple of years ago. He's a great time. I imagine
BF is a good he's a good man. He tells
great stories.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
He I asked him who his top three or rounders were,
and he said he named Garfield Sobers, yes, Amaron Kahan yep,
and himself.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
I said, I suggested some other people, goes what you're
talking about? That better than me, Jack tallis Maybe you didn't.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
Mention this is better than all of them mentioned oh
man he well he learned newly listened, didn't he? On
the sending of Dick Pecks, didn't he? He was. He's
one of the first. He sent a devil's sausage out
and it went viral. We didn't really know what to do,
poor guy. He was just learning.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
I was in a golf club and yells across the
room high April. April e Emia comes across and talks
to us for a few minutes. Well, there we go,
April Emia and a golf club. Kick those coming in
three four eight, three oh oh eight hundred. Haydocke, It's
always good to hear from you.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Jerry andman Nan the Hdarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
And here's a lame claim to fame from Alexander that
involves landscaping. My first job as a landscaper on Fridays
we did a maintenance run which included Brenda McCallum's house.
I had to pick up all the dry butts out
of his garden. They were vincent and edges. If you
were asking, Great New Zealander.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Absolutely he goes. Another lame claim to fame. I ran
with former black Cap Cole Mills on the Auckland waterfront
for a bit?

Speaker 4 (55:00):
So what does that mean? For a bit?

Speaker 6 (55:02):
So?

Speaker 4 (55:02):
What so?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Cayl Mells, the New Zealand former fast bowler fast medium bowler,
was running along the waterfront and what you sort of
ran up beside them and ran alongside them.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
For a period of time.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
He either overtook him or he overtook Carl Mills. But
no one, Carle Mills is a big unit. You wouldn't
be overtaking Carl Mills.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Well maybe not. I don't know what he's like on
a long distance run, Carl Mels.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
True, he's got over a short distance yea.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Me and many years ago, me and a couple of
mates were at the Sounds Music Store on Queen Street
and walked Jessica Elber. No ever believed us as we
were dangerously stone.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Oh remember, I think this person's.

Speaker 10 (55:46):
There.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
He's another one. My grandfather's cousin's son is married to
Stephen flemings aunt. Just to that again, Grant grandfather's cousin's
son is married to Stephen Fleming's aunt. So Stephen Fleming
is my cousin.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Ish, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
I met Malam Borich, who were going to be talking
to a little later on the show from Pluto Back
in the day when we both raced go karts. He
was having a go to Steward because they denied his
B rated license.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Oh okay, well he's quite a big unit Malan boys,
and you shouldn't be folded into a go cart. Here's
another one. I was waiting for the last flight back
from Napier to Auckland was delayed by two hours, so
emptied the airport bar ended up asleep on former All
Black Ben Smith's shoulder for the entire flight. Woke up
when we landed. I dribbled on his sleeve. He just laughed.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Great.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Sam Caine signed his shorts and gave them to me.
But he was at the same pilates.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Class, so that was quite cool.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
So what did you so? Was he wearing the shorts?
He took them off, signed them and I.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Don't know s. Yeah, that's right. We need to find
more about that. I served the Shipleys.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
We're talking about Genny and Burton at my cafe and
New Plymouth a couple of years ago, because we were
talking before about you at the YPO Cafe and Burton
and Jenny Shipley.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
She ordered the eggs.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Benny, he had the big breakfast served the Shipley's at
my cafe and you plumbouth a couple of years ago,
Bert had a massive burrito. So what are they doing,
Burton and Jenny. They're just traveling around regional New Zealand
ordering big breakfasts.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
And yeah, well when you retired, and if you're also
a former Prime minister, if you're former I think MP,
you get free travel for the rest of your life,
you and your partner. So why wouldn't you just travel
around eating burritos and big breakfast?

Speaker 4 (57:29):
What else have we got here?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Peter Hero went to the Basin Reserve ten beers deep,
turned around and Billy Corgan was sitting next to me
from the Smashing Pumpkins.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Wow, big cricket fan, huge cricket fan, Billy Corgan.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
He's massive. He's about six foot sex, isn't he? He's
a big unit.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Billy Corgan.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Yeah, I was the first male chie leader to perform
at Eden Park. That's someone sent that and that's not me.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Let's go to Carl Modern.

Speaker 11 (57:58):
Carl Morning fellows, are you good?

Speaker 4 (58:02):
If you've got a lame home to fame for us?

Speaker 12 (58:04):
Very lame. It's a little bit like Inception there's multiple
layers to this fun so made of Mine's grandmother used
to live next door to Christian Cullen's grandmother. Christian Collen
stayed one night and left his speedos on the washing line.
My mate stole them and then I stole them off.

Speaker 11 (58:21):
I've got Christian.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
So you've got the speedos? Yeah? Where where where are they?

Speaker 11 (58:30):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (58:30):
Well, in my house in the drawer.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
You've got them in a drawer. You haven't got them framed?

Speaker 12 (58:37):
No, I wear them occasionally.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
But Beggy, what what color are they? Blue? Blue?

Speaker 12 (58:46):
And there's I think it really did surf life stating.
So there's like a translucent wedge crack of the fact that.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
I didn't know Christian Collen was in any Thanks for
your cool I really appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
That's a good one. JK the best cricket to ever
play the game three hundred test weeks. Are that's talking
about Jack Kelly?

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Oh yes, yeah, totally. I mean in both of them,
he's put himself in the top three. He would be
in the top three.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
This one here has to be the lamest one that
we've had of the day. I'm pretty sure that I
sit next to Paul Ford New Zealand's premier sports journalist
and a crime's tutorial at Waycutor Law School in the
nineteen nineties.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Pretty sure, it's pretty.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Lame Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
It's Hackneytown by Pluto, the radio debut, I'm told so
that is one of the original tracks that they well,
some one of a new track that they're releasing as
part of the reissue of the double vinyl version of
Pipeline Under the Ocean, a seminole album from two thousand

(59:54):
and five Pluto.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Yeah, and they're performing a show at Double Whammy and
Auckland on sip Towns Saturday, the eighth of November, to
celebrate the twentieth anniversary of the album Pipeline Under the Ocean.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
We've got some tickets, yes we do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
We've got two double passes to give away now, so
oh eight hundred Hurdarchy, Oh eight hundred four to eight,
seven to five if you want to grab one of those.
And that is the Hurdache Breakfast for Tuesday, the twenty
first of October twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
It's been a pretty significant morning, hasn't it For me?
I've lost my back bush, which I've held close to
me for Lily last I'd say thirty years. Thirty years
that bush has been with me, and this morning I
had to say goodbye to it. And I don't know
how I feel about it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Well, you haven't see brought it, Yes, because it's sitting
on the desk in front of Milan, who's just come
into the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Actually, Milan, welcome to the studio. That's aicc here g Lane.
Over there's the remnants of his back bush.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Beautiful, Yeah, thank you, isn't it? It's It was an
emotional morning because I discovered just last week, actually Milan,
that I had a significant well what traditionally was known
as a welcome matt on most males, but mine was
shaped in a perfect triangle like a backbush. And no
one had ever told me until I jumped out of
a swimming pool in Texas last week and someone snapped

(01:01:12):
a photo and from then on I've been mercileslly mocked
for my back bush. And this morning I had to
say goodbye to it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
The good news is that these are all going to
be auctioned on trade Me and the the money is
going to go towards November, So good on you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Good on you. Thanks very much for listening to the
show today. We'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
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