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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The whod Ack You break for show. Bunning's Trade is

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raising funds this November to support men's health.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Carry and andya.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Six to nine week days, rude as pollushing Bartens and
so He's cold and Judy Obay.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Welcome along to the heart Achy Breakfast. Tuesday, the fourth
of November twenty twenty five. It's that Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Everyone stop the nation, stop it, stop it right now,
Stop the nation. It's probably I don't know. They keep
saying it's the racers stops to nations, and to a
degree it is. But I think only if you're at work,
you know what I mean. You're at home and you
don't usually watch racing, you're probably not going to stop

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what you're doing to watch it.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's so true.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
But if you're at work, you're like, oh, hold on,
let's let's stop working, which we already didn't want to do.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
What's everyone? Everyone seems to be watching that TV. I'm
in on it.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Do they do it well?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Though?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Over there? I think in Melbourne tomorrow is a public
holiday leave. I think that they make the day after
the Melbourne Cup.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
And the Moultbourn Cup's not a public call.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I don't know. I should have done a better research
into this. I'll tell you what I.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Like a research moment.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Well, you know what, you know, a bit of radio
host would have done that. But what I have done
is put a suit on, all right, And I just
thought that all the knowledge would come to me once
I put the suit on. It hasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's not the kind of suit that screams knowledge. To
be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
What a wacky pink pattern. It looks like a bus
from the eighties, like a seat from a bus in
the eighties. I have this pattern. You were wearing a
blazer that I was kicked out of the Radio Awards
wearing once and when Joe Jerry came out to try
and get me back, and the bouncer goes two D
two is gone, mate, that's a two.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Blazer is gone.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
And every time I walked past that, I hear the
demons howling.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
You do?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
What did he do?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
He get kicked out?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I think the probuc.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Sure Jerry, and then the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
The history of yesterday, today, tomorrow timarule.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Today is the fourth of November five. Is this yes
Melbourne Cup Day? And on this day in nineteen thirty
far Lap won that Melbourne Cup, written by Jimmy Pike.
The New Zealand bread but Australian owned horse beat Second
Wind by two lengths to claim one of its greatest victories.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
He's a great the.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Best horse Australia has ever seen, an I doubt the
only one chance they've gotta beat me.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Ye they can breed with wings on?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
And are we still thinking Parlap was the greatest source
of all time? Like, how would you know? Was he
faster than another? Because obviously is it the same distance
every time? I guess it's a record.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
You know, he can only race the horses that are
in front of him. Don Bradman, Really you've seen some
of the pitches he was playing on.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
He was He was the Don Bradman was he of horses,
of horses.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Saying I mean here's or a she? He not that
that matters. Having finished third in nineteen twenty nine, fi
Lap has started as the shortest priced favorite in the
history of the race of odds at eight to eleven,
a return of one pound seventy three for each one
dollar so dollars seventy three results standing at an impressive

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seventeen hands one point seven to three meters to the
shoulder he combined stamming it with speed. The name Farlap
comes from the common Tai word for lightning. It means skyflash.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Know that.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Born in nineteen twenty six at Sea Doown Start near
where he raced in Australia, where he became a crowd
favorite during the Great Depression. I mean anything can be
a crowd favorite during the Great Pression.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Win, chuck out some motemeal.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
This lady's got a mustache. Over the course of two years,
Parlette won thirty two of his last thirty five races.
That's why he's the greatest of all time, Judy. He
died fifth of April nineteen thirty two, at the age
of five. He died suddenly in California, just sixteen days
after winning his final race in Mexico.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Gone too Soon. The exact cause of his death.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Remains a subject of debate, with theories arranging from accidental
or deliberate arsenic poisoning potentially by US gangsters, to an
acute bacterial in fiction, why did that want?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Why would the US gangsters want to kill Parlatte? Too much?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Too close to the sun.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
Just do your own research, brother, two thousand.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
And eight Barack Obama becomes the first African American to
be elected president of the United States.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
The history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, timarule.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I always thought that was Martin Luther king that voice.
He won a decisive victory of a Republican's candidate, Senator
John McCain. You've done it again, securing three hundred and
sixty five electoral votes to McCain's one hundred and seventy three,
capturing fifty three percent of the popular vote to carry
the one largest margin for a Democrat s It's Lyndon Johnson.
Obama's campaign, built around the themes of hope and change,

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energized millions of voters, especially young people and first time participants.
He was inaugurated on January twentieth, two thousand and nine,
as the forty fourth President of the United States, with
Joe Biden as vice president.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Great speechmaker, great.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Speech maker, and I would say the best basketball player
ever to hold.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Off for absolutely and a great thing and great and
the first open drug taker.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
To say that he's the.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Present. Nineteen ninety six, British girl group of the Spice
Girls released their debut single, Spice Album, sold twenty three
million copies, becoming the best selling album by a female
group in history. The Spice Girls are filmed for a
newspaper you know that year In nineteen ninety four, management
due placed an ad calling for girls agen to twenty three. Pause,

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who could sing? End up this?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
It worked out, It worked out last time. But there
should be rules against placing heads calling for girls twenty
three and singing back well. They originally called Touch, of course,
one hundreds audition, five Women's about Jerry Halliwell, mel Brown,
Melanie Chisholm, Emma Bundon and Victoria Adam.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
There's a couple of Melanies in there that was that
was short sighted, wasn't it? I mean Melby and mel c.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, but I felt like it made it easier to
remember really, Melb Melcy.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
I was a big fan of Baby.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I'm a scary guy.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I thought you would be.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I was a posh guy.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I was a huge So much about what did it say?
It says so much about upwardly Mobile.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Originally called Touch, As Jerry mentioned, the latter renowned themselves
to the Spice Girls. Jerry came up with the name,
not Jerry.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Jerry. I did not come up with the name.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Jerry hally Wells came up with the name because he
thought touchdounded to song. I never I had nothing to
do with this post. We like what do you reckon?
Jerry thinks about this Born on this day? Actor Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
First words I ever said on film nineteen ninety two
days confu was the first words I ever said on film.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
All right, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
He is fifty six today. Ralph Maccio, best known for
portraying Daniel LaRusso in the Karatekid franchise. He's sixty four
today and that is nastry of yesterday, today, tomorrow, tomorrow
for Tuesday, the fourth of November twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
He's the youngest sixty four year old looking sixty four
year old.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Isn't he? Denzel Washington seventy?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah? Apparently that's the first thing if you ever done
an interview with him these days, the first thing he
tells you is, hey, I'm seventy. Yeah, all right, so
don't speak too much out of me here.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
He's very he's hold it together well.

Speaker 8 (07:32):
Danizell, Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Time for latest sport headlines thanks to export Ultra the
beer for here. The All Blacks are already down two
players for the second Grand Slam rugby Test against Scotland
at Murrayfield on Sunday morning. Leg injuries have ruled Scott
and Jordi Barrett out of selection. Both have further medical
appointments today.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Jordan's did not look good. It was it was like
it was a hip drop basically, and he looked in
all sorts. But then he tried to play on and
eventually succumbed to the injury. Didn't look good.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Scott's was a big cut, apparently massive cut. Yeah, that was.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
The cuts are worse. I thing the team will bring
Josh Berry really weird spelling over from the Development fifteen
as additional lock training cover.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
We've our stocks are dwindling. I feel like it all
of a sudden it's Pope by Patrick swoop a lot
who aren't over there, and now all of a sudden
dog Roll goes down.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
You know, but two important players Scott and Jordi Barrett.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, Josh Lord was on the bench for that last game,
so I presume he'll probably start.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Tell you who's playing well Quin de Pire, Yes, playing
very very league drive.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
See those legs, Oh dude, those legs. He's got that
sort of same thing as Mark Talil where it looks
like he's made out of flubber. You know, he's not
massive compared to the other players, but he just breaks
the first tackle every single time. And so I think
it'll be him and Lester are our center combinations this weekend.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Lister's good lister is tremendous. So New Zealand are paying
a dollar twenty seven Scotland three point fifty.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Could they start Jeremy Wells in the second round still
win this?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
No, No, they would lose. A football agent has been
arrested after allegedly threatening and as yet identified unidentified Premier
League player with a gun in London in September. Damn,
Britain's Metropolitan Police are investigating the incident. Another man is
also understood to have been blackmailed and intimidated by the

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same individual during the ordeal. The thirty one year old
accused has been arrested and bailed while inquiries continue. And
Half Yours is the only Australian bred galloper in the
Melwourn Cup as jockey Jamie Mallam chases her slice of
history as a five year old on the five year
old She's not as a five year old. Persistent rain

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and the build up will likely result in a soft
rated surface for the race that stops two nations. Firmington
track manager Lim O'Keefe expressing hope that the track will
firm up more before the five pm start.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Jury in the night, the Hoarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
So over the weekend, Uber Eat sponsored the acc and
that their whole thing is you can order just about anything.
So I didn't need anything. I said, yeah, I need
some vogels. So they ubered us some vogels into the
commentary position at nine o'clock at night, and then the
next commentary on the Saturday, they you need anything else?
I was like you, well, I've got these vogals. I've
got no bloody butter for it, so that Uber eats

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me a block of butter. Okay, this is all going great.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Isn't it. I see what you were using the commentary
to do here is do your own shopping for your.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Hat, and I might get a couple of tubs of
censori for the brock. After this, I'll come into the
studio this morning. It's so fired up to have a
bit of vogels toast, because the toaster out there does
an immaculate job of toasting vogels. And the butter has
been entirely stolen, the entire block of butter. Now I'd
like to think this honor among thieves. I'm not know

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eve enough to think that no one's going to steal
a little bit of butter if I live, If.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
It's in the fridge, if it's I think there's a
rule there. If it's in the work fridge, yeah, it's
everyone's kinde. Yeah, but you can't take the whole foot.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
You can't do the whole thing. Cut yourself off a
little sliver, go for it, butter your toast if you
want to, that's fine, don't take the whole block. There's
got to be some sort of honor among thieves. And
so what I did was because there was no butter there,
but I still wanted the toast. I went over to
the other side, over at John oan Bin's fridge, and
right down on the bottom, hidden in the back corner,
it was one of those semi soft, spreadable butter situations.

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They look like they're in the margarine tup but it's
actually butter. Wow, pulled one of those out, Just cut away,
sliver off the corner, roll the foil back across the top,
put the lid, put it right back where it was.
That person still has enough for their lunch. Yeah, that's
honorable theft and old Monicas gets a little bit of
toast this morning.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
And that's how you do it if you're gonna steal
someone's shit out because somebody is coming into that fridge,
even if it's your fridge at home, having thought about
that piece of food all morning, and when there's nothing
more infuriating than opening that fridge and seeing that thing
you were thinking of it's not there.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
And also they didn't know that you got it for free.
I mean that's ten bucks now at least.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, geez, ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (12:00):
Jerry and the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Night the
hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yesterday we were talking about cricket Net will shock none
of you that have listened to the show before, but
I wanted to know why you're called a left arm
bowler but a left handed batsman. Yeah, batter, it's a
good question, person.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
It's not something I've ever thought about neither, like I
have thought about a lot of things around cricket neither.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
But yeah, it's just the discrepancy of between. I mean,
you wouldn't describe a batter as left armed, No, you wouldn't,
but you could describe a bowler as left handed.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I've met a lot of people over the years play
a lot of cricket with guys who are left handed
batsmen who are right handed, who are.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Not left handed. Yet that's a That's the thing that
parents do to their sons often, isn't it, as you're
going to have an advantage in the team if you
can have a left handed I did it to my son, Yeah,
exactly cricket, and I think there's a lot of stuff
now it doesn't play because he's because he is right handed. So,
but it is an advantage in various different sports and
most sports because you know, and cricket, you're standing literally

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facing the opposite direction to a right handed So it's
very confusing because I don't know what percentage of the
population be left handed. Be twenty fewer, I reckon, I
reckon fifteen, I reckon. Yeah, So whenever you come across
a left in sports, it's very confusing. Boxing, you know
they're standing Southport, that's a whole different thing to adjust to.
And basketball you get about five free shots as a

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left handed before the other team realizes you're shooting with
a different hand.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh basketball, left hand I never thought about that.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
It's very confusing to defend against. It takes you so
many times to figure out what's going on.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Right, are there many NBA players that are left handed?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Is a lot right, and some of the best ones
are left handed right. In fact, Lebron James is left handed,
but he shoots with us right anyway. It's an advantage
in sports, I think otherwise already clearly a disadvantage because
the world is set up for right handed people.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Definitely, writing is far more difficult left handed, mudgie, because
we right left to right, you end up they end
up cocking their wrists. Left handed is because they've got
to be able to see what they've written.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Whiteboards are just a no go for any lefty, any
Southport out there. And it made me think, I think,
I think I can spott a lefty from a mile away.
I think just from talking to people, I can tell
whether you're left hand likely to be left handed or not.
It comes from my mother's left handed, and so I
do a lot of things left handed because she taught

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me how to do all these different things like eating.
I can throw with my left hand.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Wiping your bum that's still right, is it? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Yeah, I'm right.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I don't even think I could do.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I'm right on everything. Tolsy, my partner, left handed.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
See that makes sense to me. I can see Tolsi
being a.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Left handed, left handed she's also, but she's ambidextras.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
She a lot of lefties are because they're forced to
use their right hand because of society.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
She throws with her right, she writes with her left.
She does some other weird things, but she sort of
is goofy. She does she's a mix's like snowboarding and
she's mixed up individual.

Speaker 7 (15:03):
What what arm does she put her watch on? Does
she wear a watch? I guess is probably the first question.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yes, the watch goes on the right. She was it
on her right? Yes?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
So she yeah? Left handed? Light ruder?

Speaker 7 (15:14):
Yeah, I have I have no idea why I put
my watch on my right hand?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Are you right handed?

Speaker 7 (15:19):
I'm right handed, but I just find it's so much
easier to put it on my right rest with my
left hand.

Speaker 9 (15:25):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I've bit of an exception. I don't know if I
be able to reader is a pretty weird guy.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
So let's test this. Let's test this. I reckon, Jerry,
because you think you have the same talent as me.
You think you can spot a lifty just as well
as I can. So why don't we get three callers
on the line now, I eighte hundred Hardaky. We'll chuck
in the drawer for the sweep steak as well a
mix of right end lifties, and we'll ask you a
couple of questions each and then try and guess whether
you are right or left handed, and we'll see who
can pact the most.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yep I eight hundred Hardie, I eight hundred four eight.
Just give us a call, whether you left or.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Right, whether you lift it don't matter left or right.
And as a bonus, we'll chuck you in this week stack
this morning as well.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
I can pick you. I can pack your smell. You
see even now PLoP clearly. I know what she has
left for sure, Darry, I know it, Garriers.

Speaker 8 (16:11):
It's easy, Jerry and Mania the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
We're trying to work out whether people are left or
right handed. Both Mania and I reckon that we know
immediately when someone walks into a room whether they're left
or right handed.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yes. So to put this to the test, we're going
to get three people on the line. Jerry and I
are going to ask them one question each. Then we're
both going to have a guess whether they left or
right handed. They will then tell us. We'll tell you
out the scores and see which one of us is
better at pecking south paws.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
We don't know what we're the Calum. For example, who's
on the line now? Is left or right handed? Callum?
Manai is going to ask you a question. I'm going
to ask you a question, and then we're going to
write down what we think you are. First question from Maniah.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Callum, have you ever solved a Rubik's Cube?

Speaker 9 (16:57):
I have never sold a Rubik's cube?

Speaker 10 (16:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Have you had a crack?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Sorry? That's two questions?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Two questions that sorry, get out? Sorry that was one
after the bell, wouldn't it just a little Callum?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
How old are you? That's not my question?

Speaker 9 (17:10):
More?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Hang on? No, no, what did you get in school?
See mats, I.

Speaker 11 (17:14):
Didn't do school.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
See well you woll I.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Want to hang on. This doesn't okay, We've got almost
nothing out of Calum here, Oh hold on, I can.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
I can see what you're trying to do, did Jarry Callum?
Are you of an age where school see was a
thing for you?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
You're in Siega?

Speaker 9 (17:29):
Yeah, No, school see was a thing?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Okay, okay, yeah, well I've made my decision.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
I have made my decision.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I think I think Callum is right handed.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I think Callum's left handed. Tellum, what are you?

Speaker 11 (17:47):
I'm left handed, I'll.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Tell you because he didn't do school see as.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Thanks for you cool Callum. There we go on one up
on the night.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
God damn it. I outthought myself. I double lucked myself.
I was like, he's dropped out to pick up a trade.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
He's already. Here's Anna on the Lime morning. Anna. Okay,
And I was going to ask the first question. I'm
trying to work out whether Anna is left or right hand,
because you know.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
When you want to ask a question, but it depends
on another piece of information. You need to know that first. Okay, Anna,
can you play an instrument?

Speaker 11 (18:23):
No?

Speaker 7 (18:24):
I can't easily.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Okay, all right, Anna finished this sentence. I describe my
ability to tie my shoelaces as.

Speaker 11 (18:33):
Efficient.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Efficient.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
She's efficient. She does not play a musical instrument. I
think I think Anna is a planner type. I I
wouldn't say she's not creative, but I don't think that's
as important to her. I also think Anna is right handed.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I think Anna's left handed. Anna. Oh, I told you
this is my soup about it?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Jerry's got this, God damn it?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
All right? One more?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Did Robert? We go to Adrian? Good morning Adrian, Good.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Adrian, and nice question of you as.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
How do you go on a whiteboard?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Not very good? Yeah, see I'm desperate lifting. He's lifting,
all right, Adrian? Do you like the band Incubis?

Speaker 9 (19:24):
It's okay?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, Adrian is right handed?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Am I said?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Left? Okay, Adrian, I'm a righty Oh three from three?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Well shut it down. I do not know how to
pick a lyfty and Jerry can spot them from a
mile away.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I mean, I didn't even get into the questions like
when's the last time you went to the toilet outside,
which to me, if I know that, If I know
the answer to that straight away, I'll be able to
pack you.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I wanted to ask someone to clap, but then I
was like, I can only hear it. I won't be
able to see it.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Can you clap with your feet?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I can because they're flat. Which shoe do you put on? First?

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Jerry in the night, the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
So it's Melbourne Cup day to day. If you didn't know,
it doesn't get much bigger than this. Flemington's buzzing and
Allerslie's in on the action as well this year. So
if you're having a punt today and you want to
get your bed on with the Tab, you can join Tab.
They will match your first deposit dollar for dollar up
to fifty bucks in bonus cats.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
So if you put in twenty you'll have forty to
bit with, if you put in fifty you'll have a
total of one hundred ready for Cup.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's as easy as that.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Then start the action early at the track knowing Tab's odds,
Serge heads you back, boost of odds and races one
to four. It both Ellesleie and Flemington. Bigger odds, bigger payouts,
bigger excitement with the Tab and Carl from the Tab
joins us this morning. Carl, can I ask what is that?
What does the Tab office look like on Melbourne Cup Day.

Speaker 9 (21:01):
First of all, get our fellas. It's pretty she's pretty
quiet in the morning, and then it ramps up as
the day gets on. The racing starts around mid Dad
Allersley and all the TVs are on and everyone's keeping
a close eye on things. And then come Cup Day
we all congregate in the kitchen somewhere and watch the race.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Are there a lot of meetings postponed on Cup Day?

Speaker 9 (21:26):
Oh? If you're a book in a meeting on Cup Day,
you've got you know, kid, there's something wrong with you.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
You're not working at the ABA. If your booking meetings
on Cup Day.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Any sick days, Carl, anyone takes a sick day on
Melbourne Cup.

Speaker 9 (21:37):
If you book leave or take sick days on Melbourne
Cup days, you'll be marched out.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
You're fair enough too.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
So what do we know about today's field. We've got
the field in front of us. We've been running a
sweepsteak this morning. Am I right in thinking that the
favorite has never won the Melbourne Cup?

Speaker 9 (21:54):
That is not correct, But it hasn't won a lot.
I don't have the stat I know a step based yes,
getting alignment story and I don't have a stat in
front of me, but I do have some steps. Eighty
eight of the previous one hundred and sixty four Melbourne

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Cups have been one with a horse with one name.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Oh, that's quite okay, Yes, this is good.

Speaker 9 (22:20):
Okay, I've got another one here. Forty Where are we?
Six year olds have won seven of the last fifteen Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Cups, half of them. I've got a question for you,
cal from the top of the twenty four horses racing today,
how many are virgins?

Speaker 9 (22:41):
It's not a step that we keep.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
It'd be safe assumthing that any of the goldings probably, ye, likely.

Speaker 9 (22:49):
Serially, you can't discriminate these days, or you can't just
go around guessing these things anymore, can you.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
That's a good point. Do you consider one smooth operator
to be one word?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Or three words?

Speaker 9 (23:00):
If that is considered one word, no spacing, one word.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
The only horse that I've heard of in this in
this lineup, and I think I've heard it from you,
is Voban. That's a pretty It's a pretty popular horse,
isn't it. But I noticed that it's about fourth in
the odds.

Speaker 9 (23:19):
Yeah, I mean, like the od This race is so
hard to pack. Yeah, like twenty four races, the odds
will blowout, and yeah, like Roban is a very very
good runner, the one that I've got my eye on.
And there is a punter in New Zealand somewhere who
was sweating out this as well. Bukaroo to place. Yeah,

(23:43):
one pound to put down a whopping seven dollars and
forty one cents into a twelve leg multi that finishes
on Bukaroo placing in the Melbourne Cup to return seven
hundred and thirty two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Now, you cow work for the TB, but you know,
I'm sure you as a person excited for this punter.
But in your professional capacity, are you a little bit
nervous that the TIB might lose seven hundred and thirty
two thousand dollars today?

Speaker 9 (24:11):
Yes, but you need a good news story, Like.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
That's a good point.

Speaker 9 (24:15):
A couple of years ago, I remember there was a
punter ahead of first four collect for one point one million,
my god, And like, while the bookies are sad for
a couple of days, most of the the rest of
us are pretty happy for these punters.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Has a TB got seven hundred and thirty two thousand
dollars in the bank that can pay this or will
the government be bailing out the tob No.

Speaker 9 (24:37):
I think we're okay, yeah, good, yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Good, okay. So we have got a little three way
to put together. Between the three of us. I'm going
to go first. I am going vibepunt Middle Earth. I
love a bit of Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Top four.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
It's seven dollars fifty Middle Earth to finish top.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Four, okay. I'm going to go Mayear, mainly because j
Max on board top four, the greatest hockey in the world,
j mac at paying four dollars eighty top four.

Speaker 9 (25:05):
Yeah nice, And I will ride with this punter today.
And I'm going to go Buckero top three. Last four
starts third, second, third, second, and.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
That's paying three dollars seventy. So we put all three
of those together one hundred dollars bonus bit, that's right.
The odds are two hundred and twenty six dollars. That's right, Jerry,
twenty two thousand, six hundred dollars. And if you want
to win there, give us a call right now. Oh
eight hundred hardaky, oh eight hundred and four to eight
seven two five. You will be holding the ticket and

(25:34):
if that comes in you will win all twenty two thousand,
six hundred dollars. If that comes in, bear in mind car.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
From the tab. You'd be pleased to know we've got
full lines. Thanks for your time this morning.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
Awesome fellos, Ray, Jerry and Mini, The Hodarchy Breakfast, the Hiderarchy,
Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was bans and Aiden, the accountant from
Auckland who was officially a lord. Sorry Lord Aiden, thank
you by the prices, all about the price. So today
we got fifty dollars to give away a jack plus
fifty dollars every day we don't have a winner. And
since the Melbourne Cup is being run across the Dutch today,
today's Mastermond topic is cups.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Andy the builder from Warnaka joins us. Morning Andy, Andy,
Morning Andy, Morning, Hello, we got you're probably you're probably
busy building, Andy Andy favorite favorite tool, favorite tool, handsaw?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, old school yeah. I like that connection between man
and timber.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
That's all right, the feeling is that right? You?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
So you're you're not going with the circular saw, You'll
just handsaw every single piece of wood that you're building
a house. Found any impressive if.

Speaker 9 (26:43):
I could if I could go back to saws and hammers,
that would be I'd love.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
That old school, old school would Butcher and is like that.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Andy, Alright, you got forty five seconds. I'm gonna ask
you five questions. You've got to get three correct. You
can pass at any time. You're gonna pass past quickly
and we'll move on and come back to that if
we can. Let's get into it. The first question for
Andy the builder from Wonica. What year did Australia last
hold Rugby's Blitterslow Cup?

Speaker 11 (27:10):
Oh Gosh eighty seven?

Speaker 10 (27:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Kevin Costner starred? And what golf adjacent nineteen ninety six
film Oh ten Cup? Correct? How many girls shared one
cup in the early two thousands in Snio, Oh God?
Which band? Yes? Which band had the nineteen ninety seven
signal single Last Cup of Sorrow?

Speaker 9 (27:30):
Last Coup of Sorrow?

Speaker 11 (27:31):
Gosh past?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Which company makes the well known product cup of Soup?

Speaker 10 (27:36):
Maggie?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
No? What year did Australia hold Rugby's bleeders Low Cup last.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
Two thousand and four?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
No? Which band had the ninety ninety seven single Last
Cup of Sorrow?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
And he's so closed it was faith No more?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
You're going to kick yourself with this continental cup of
so nobody makes suits.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh well, oh can we check Andy in this sweepsteak anyway?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Absolutely two thousand and three. By the way, it was
the last time that Australia held your bloody question.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
You were close packing a horse that doesn't know anything.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Jarry, half yours, half yours, yours for you Andy?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
No half? Okay, excellent, good work Andy, get back on
that sort. If you think you can do better than Andy,
give us a call tomorrow. We'll have one hundred dollars
to give away. We are not far away from blame
claims to fame.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
After eight o'clock, Jerry in the Night the hold Key Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
You might remember a while back a host of this
particular show from my host Matt Heath keivin Black was
interviewing a astrophysicist about astrophysics, astrophysics about black holes. I
believe it's actually what he what he was what he
was talking about that less color, and he had been
eating an entire tub of Goody Good gum Dots ice cream.

(29:04):
And this happened so in the light that.

Speaker 12 (29:06):
Is that we detect in our telescopes, there is information,
as you say, the spectrum of the light. There's information
to see a lot of scream.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
So that happened a while ago. Now, Matt Heath's sat
in the same seat that you said the now across
from me here having with a view straight out to
Bay Belly, and just this morning you did what's now
known in the industry as a heath.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
And so I just wanted to do without gambling history.
Are we the kind of people that you want to
be intrusting?

Speaker 5 (29:43):
That?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Excuse me?

Speaker 11 (29:44):
Why not? Why not?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
And that was noted astrophysicist Brian this morning and children
to help us put the sweep steaks together? Yeah, I did.
It was the bloody toast I had this morning Oregon
because I was eating it as I was talking to them.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
It's so much choice. That gives me a lot of joy.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Never happened. That's a.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
D one hundred four eight seven five. Your lame claims
to fame, we'll get into this next place. We're giving away.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Spot in our sweepsteak. So every lame claim to fame,
Jerry will assign you a horse based off your lame
claim to fame. Give us a call now, oh eight
hundred hidaky, lame claim to fame, will Chuck in the
draw as well.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Jerry and Midnight the Hierarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
It is time for my favorite part of the week.
It is lame claims to fame. Everyone that calls them
with the lame claim to fame this morning will also
go in the drawer for the Hieracky Breakfast. Melbourne Cup
sweepsteak one hundred and seventy five dollars on the snout.
Winner's horse takes all this text through on three four
eight three. It is a follow up on last week's
lame claim to fame. More than our team, I am

(30:52):
the guy who follow up to last week's lame claim
to fame trying the first game of touch in eight years.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yes, you remember this guy and this good news tomato.
Though I feel like it was a good news tomato,
but still it doesn't matter either way.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
They said that Maniah said was going to be an
injury risk, and I did.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
I said.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
The problem with scoring a try in your first game
back in eight years is you're going to be like,
I've still got it, and then the following week you're
going to injure yourself. Somehow. I can just see it.
The confidence is too high. You're going to try stuff
that you haven't tried since your twenties, and then something's
going to happen. So this person's extent. Yeah, trying the
first game at touched in eight years that Mania said

(31:31):
was an injury risk. Scored again in the second game.
Also did my knee where it is? You're an oracle
day get well? So I just know how goes? You know?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
I on hundred and gives a call with your lame
claim to fame All. Also in the drud from Melbourne Cup,
Jason joins us morning Jason.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Good morning lads, how are we going good?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
What's your lame claim to fame? Jason?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Back when I was eighteen, I was a contestant on
Perfect Match.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
On What Sorry?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Perfect Match, the TV three dating game.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
The one blind date was the Channel two.

Speaker 9 (32:08):
I was on the Channel.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Three Butch Bradley Wich Bradley.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
He did the when he came out, he did the
bushwhacker walk.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
That's right, he did, Jason. So how did the date go?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yes, I was one of the three boys on the
side and she didn't pick any of my answers, but
she chose me to go.

Speaker 11 (32:26):
So it was good.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Wow, Gold Coast awesome.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
It is quite good.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
You were basically the default choice because she didn't like
the other people's answers.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
She she did, she liked one really, but I think
her mum was in the audience and she said.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
That's quite good because it was behind a screen. So Jason,
you would have been hiding behind the screen, sitting on
the three cheers. Yeah, sometimes with the rows in your hand.
I'm not sure if that was handy. Good on you, Jason.
And then and then she'd asked the question that the
contestant would ask the question, and then the three guys
had to answer the question, and then you had to
work out which person you wanted. What happened though on

(33:03):
your date to the Gold Coast.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
We got on pretty well. But yeah, I think she
wanted someone a bit older, at a bit too young.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Well you're a bit older now, have you tried to
stugger back up again?

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Japs, A long, long, long history of past has gone
since then?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Tell me this, Jeremy is one smooth operator still available
in our sweep steak.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Sadly it's not jeas Mike has taken that one. I
can tell you that River of stars, because you're a
You're a star for a day there Jason, So.

Speaker 9 (33:37):
That sounds like a winner.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yep, winner paying fifteen bucks, so it might be a winner.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Thanks very much for the call, Jason. We go to
Paul on the line. Good morning, Paul. What's your lame
claim to fame?

Speaker 4 (33:51):
I was on my honeymoon and Rara Thomar and we
came across Simuira Morrison and the actor that played Jarda
and Outrageous Fortune.

Speaker 9 (33:59):
The cop.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Torrents.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yep, that sounds like him. And we sat down and
had a beer and a yarn and found out he
was born and Dargable and I was born and dargable.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh that's such classic.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Keep.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
We behavior seeing another Kewy on holiday we're about to
hear from. So you hung out with them to night?
Did you catch up again after that or is that it?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
No?

Speaker 9 (34:21):
No, I just had just had a cheeky.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Bear and left them on their way. They were filming
an island series.

Speaker 9 (34:27):
I forget what it was called.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
That's a great lame claim to fame. But Tim Morrison
and the guy from Outrageous Fortune.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
It's a beauty.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Paul.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Would you like a horse? We've got Valiant King number
twenty four. It's paying nine bucks, so not a bad
bet there.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Absolutely, I'll give that one a nudge.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Good stuff, Paul. We're going to chuck you in the
draw and if you've got another lame claim to fame,
give us a call nowt I eight hundred hadaki I
eight hundred and four to eight, seven to five. Jerry
will chuck you in the drawer for the sweep steak
based off of your lame claim.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
To fame and in further evidence that we live in
a simulation tomorrow on the show seven Morrison, there.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
We are look at that Jerry and Leni the Hodikey.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Breakfast currently doing lame claims to fame. Oh eight hundred
Hedachi I eight hundred and forty eight seven two five
what's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
And David's text throw on three four eight three. My
lame claim to fame is that I worked and lived
in Nashville for fifteen years, and for five of those years,
one of my coworkers who I became a good friend
with was Dolly Parton's niece, Dolly Parton's niece dead ringer
for Dolly, and showed me all the secret places to
go in Dollywood.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Dollywood year. Dollywood, of course, is the is the the
graceland of Yeah, what would you call it Dolly Disneyland? Yeah?
Because does does Dolly live at Dollywood? I no, no,
I interviewed Dolly a while back. One of the nicest
people you'll ever meete man, she was nice.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
The Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville has an
entire wing dedicated to Dolly Parton. It's probably the biggest
biggest exhibit there, and it's got all of her dresses.
Struck curiously proportioned woman, isn't she?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
She offers, is one of She's one of the most
famous people on the planet.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, I would say so.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah, everybody knows Dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, that's incredible.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
It's incredible.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Anyway, we go to the lines, Mike, good morning. What
is your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 10 (36:13):
Hey, Fellas, Now this is really lame, but it's made
me famous in our household. Before you Fellas went to Houston,
I texted in it and I said, Maniah, you were
going to blow out in Houston and you're going to
return it one eight now. Then the first the first
party we hear is you're at the food trucks beating

(36:35):
it out big time.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Then I go to Terry Black's and get overserved.

Speaker 10 (36:41):
Right, and I don't reckon that food ended up in
your friend to the mate.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah, are you are right? Because I came back and
I was bang on one o eight point zero. So
you've seen through the matrix. Do youohn have a guess?
It's wait, I won't tell you, but do you want
to have a guess?

Speaker 10 (36:56):
Oh, you must have dropped the kilo? You wolad have
dropped nearly a kilo?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
I'd say, okay, all right, we'll get to that later
on the show. Thank you very much, Mike, Mike's gonna
go on the drawer. Jerry, get a horse.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
From yeah, number one al Riffer for Mike. That's paying
seven bucks at the moment. That's trained by Joseph O'Brien
and Mark Zara is riding it. So good luck.

Speaker 9 (37:20):
Sounds very good.

Speaker 10 (37:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
All right, Let's go to line one. Jordie from Danita,
good morning. What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 9 (37:26):
How's it?

Speaker 11 (37:27):
Lads?

Speaker 9 (37:28):
It's no Dolly Parton, But I went horse riding.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
With she Twain. We're we're Jeordie Tookie Tookie Station.

Speaker 11 (37:36):
So my auntie managed it at the time.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
A wee well back and they would mates.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Is that the the big thing of land that she
owns down in the South Island, is it?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (37:46):
My auntie station nighbor hers.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
What what's she like on a horse?

Speaker 9 (37:51):
JORDI put it asra wish I was the horse.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
I like your answer, but you were really set up
for she didn't impress me much.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
It okay, Jordy, we'll give you a horse in our
Melbourne Cup Sweepsake number seventeen. Further from Ireland, it's a
three year old gray cult.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
God's fade a good stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Thanks very much for the call there, Jordy. Let's got
a line three. Dan, good morning. What's your lame claim
to fame?

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (38:24):
Good fellas? Back in two thousand, it's around two thousand
and five to two thousand and seven. I can't quite
remember the year, but I was recording. I was playing
in a band and we were recording in Neil Finns
studio and his studios. There's three levels to it. We're
down the basement part of it. We're recording down there,
and at the end of the day Neil Finn comes

(38:45):
down with his new drummer from America, comes down to
come and just say hello and have a glass of wine.
And at that time there was a certain movie going
around that involved two girls and a cuparliter on. Yeah,
and you know, once you've been stuck in the studio
for a while, all the boys are saying to get
a bit crazy and you know, try and shock everybody

(39:07):
and everything. And one of the guys eaged me on
to go and show Neil and his new drummer that video.
So really over a glass of red wine. I've got
Nielson on my lift and a summer on my right,
and and we continued to watch that video. We only
made it through maybe I don't know, maybe thirty seconds

(39:28):
or something, but one of the funniest moments in my life,
and that's La fay.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
That's quite an inmpressive claim to fame. That's lame.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
You showed nil and two girls. I don't think that's lame.

Speaker 11 (39:40):
I think that that's correct.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
That's quite something that.

Speaker 11 (39:43):
You've been thinking about telling you guys a story. If
every time I hear Lane playing the same then you.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Are going to take that to your grave. That's a beauty.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
We're going to give you number six presage Nock turned then, oh, thank.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
You mate, Loo, this is probably the most appropriate song
by Credit House.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
One last call. Brian joins us. Morning, Brian, what's your
lame claim to fame?

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Yeah? Probably not as good as the last guy's mate,
but I was asked to do a singing spot with
Bullyache James l Bullachy, James's old backing band had a
nightclub in Mount Roscal called the Manhattan and talking to
the bass player Howie Morgan, and this guy comes up
and just pushes me out of the way. It almost
knocks me over. And I said to Howie, who's that?

(40:35):
He goes, Oh, it's Russell Crow.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Mate. Yes, okay, this is a double lame claim to fame. Yeah,
because you've got You've got Bully Tea and you've got
Russell Crow on the same story.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
Brian, Yeah, true, yeah, yeah, tu there.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Stuff that's impressive. Give him a horse here absurd number
nine absurd for you, Brian. Good luck with the race.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
Awesome, thanks mate, Cheers, guys, thanks for.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Calling in, Brian, appreciate that. Oh eight hundred hardacre your
lame claimed to fame.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
I don't think you're topping showing Neil fin two Girls,
one Cup. It doesn't get better than that Jerry.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
And Midnight, The hold Ikey Breakfast Jerry and Midnight, The
hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Bottom as well. That is the lame claim to fame.
I washed Michael J Fox's dishes, says this texture on
three for three when he was in the Frighteners movie
in Littleton, christ Church.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
My wife, My wife, My wife says this text. Hooked
up with Michael Hooper back in the day, I claim it. Okay, yeah,
whilst on a jamboree many years ago, I imagine a
scout jamboree. Yes, I did some ab sailing with Surreymund Hillary.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Oh great, great person to do. In fact, I could
probably only think of one better person to go up
sailing with than Edmund, Hillary Tensing norget.

Speaker 9 (41:56):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yes, my lame claim to fame is this text. As
I used to serve Jerry Hall's window cleaner and a
pub in south Fields, London. So the person who cleaned
Jerry Hall's windows, Jerry Hall being Mitt Jagger's ex partner, right,
So they used to serve the person who used to
clean the windows.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
That'ses slame, that's that is real name.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
And this one here to finish with us a Beauty.
My lame claim to fame is my band opened for
Dejah Voodoo, Matt Heat's band in two thousand and six years.
We ended up back at Matt Heat. We ended up
back at Matt Heath's hotel room, where he proceeded to
fall asleep like an old man, and we stole a
box of his beers and then left.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
That's how I know that's there. It's true.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
This is.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Jerry and Midnight, the Hiarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
OUs Biggest if you're new to this journey, and it's
Mania's weight loss journey. Really and I split his pants
at the gym at the beginning of the year, realized
that he was a self described pre described by you,
and he decided to try and get under one hundred kgs.

(43:06):
That was a target start at one twelve point one.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, and I knew that America was going to be
a massive sitback, but I also had to enjoy this
up over there. So I've dealt with the sit back
and we're back on track now. Interestingly, over the weekend
on Friday, when I was down in Wellington for the
a SEC Live event, I met a punter down there
who said that he started more or less when I
started the Big Brown slim down and he I feel like,

(43:28):
and I was overseerved at the time, but I feel
like he told me he'd lost almost one hundred killers.
He said he was over two hundred kilos when he
started it. Yeah, and he'd lost he was two hundred kg.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
It was two hundred kilos.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
I think if that pund was listening, if you could
get in touch, because forgive me, I've forgotten the numbers.
But yeah, anyway, we also just had someone on that
astonishing on lame claims to fame, whose lame claim to
fame was that they picked my weight as soon as
I got back from America, actually before I left, and
he picked one O eight flat.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Which is exactly what it was.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
He said I'd be one O seven something this morning,
and I'm happy to reveal that I am. I'm one
of seven point four this morning. But as we know,
we've been doing the old way yourself. Every day. We're
going to take the lightest across the week. The lightest
I was between now and last week was one of
six point seven. So I'm managing to get it down.
But again, I point six point seven. For whatever reason,

(44:27):
Tuesday is the heaviest day of the week, and it
kills me that we do this segment on this day.
I'd love to do it on a Saturday morning.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Does it depend what you've been doing in the weekend minight,
because I imagine that. You know, if you excited on
a Friday night, got a little bit carried away, then
you're probably not as excited on a Tuesday, and then
you just stuffed in your face to make yourself happier.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
I think, yeah, this part of that. I also think
there's a leg on if you have a couple of beers.
I think it's like two days and then it starts
piling back on. Anyway, one of six point seven, I
knew I've gotta I've set myself a massive tar. I
get to get under one hundred killer by the end
of this year.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
It's going to be tough.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
I'm gonna have to really lock in. So I've been
looking for shortcuts. What are the quickest ways to burn calories?

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Because we're coming into the silly season, there's going to
be a couple opportunities for long lunches. I'm gonna have
to navigate those as best I can. But if I
can burn a few extra calories. That's going to help.
And I've found this if you google does fighting burn calories?
Yes it does. One fart burns approximately sixty seven calories.
Fighting fifty two times in one day can conceivably burn

(45:34):
one pound of fat. Okay, but about half Okay, I
would say this man, five hundred grams.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Not all farts are created equal.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
No.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Now, I was on a car driving home from the
wedding on Saturday night and there was a fart that
was a par excellence and it was a complete full flush.
Everyone had to wind down their windows just it was
a car, seven people in the car, and it just destroyed,
destroyed the vibe completely, a room clear. It was a
full it was. It was intense and even with the

(46:05):
full flush going on, it's still lingered once we put
the windows back up again. So to me, there was
at least eighty or ninety calories in that far.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Who did that?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
That was Tolsey's brother, Okay, he claimed it. It was
a shock. He was proud of it.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
But maybe six foot three high protein diet probably someone
also takes through on three four eight three. They want
to know how tall I am. I was once measured
at six foot at the doctor's barefoot and I refuse
to be measured again. So as far as we know,
I'm six feet tall six one time.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
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the Hidachy Breakfast, the che

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