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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hurarchy breakfa show. Bunning's trade is raising funds this
November to support men's health.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
First.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Was last moved to Boom Say.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
No.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
It's Jeremy Moday besting sixteen, Ready.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Racky, dear morning and welcoming onto the Hurarchie Breakfast, Monday,
the tenth of November twenty twenty five.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
Mona's Jeremy Wells is my nice Stuart. Good morning Jeremy Wells,
and welcome back, mate. It's so good to have you back,
so nice to be back. So trust you had a
great holiday and I know we'll find out all about
it up next. Your hands looking pretty good. You got
outside of it, I did.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I got around the place, pesting around Northland. Beautiful Northland,
isn't it. You guys been up to Northland recently? When
I say Northland, I mean north North Northland.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Far far North Northland, fun or Land of the North. Yes, yeah,
und went at the start of the year, round easter
and bloody delightful up there, isn't it. I think they're
happy enough with people not knowing how beautiful letter is
up there.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I reckon there's a lot of that.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I reckon they're like, no good Ivia don't bother coming, Yeah,
bother coming. The thing that surprised me is how far
away from Auckland it is. It's like three hours basically
to get to northern proper.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, and then you can go even further and go
miles away.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
And I think they like it that way.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, essentially the further north year basically in Fiji. By
the time you get through the top of New Zealand,
here's the oasis. Welcome along, It's nice to have you
with us.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Jerry, and the night the hod ikey breakfast.

Speaker 8 (01:45):
Jesus it it's in the song It's okay Land.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I didn't want to cut that, but out for a
bloody future radio jocks. Anyway, Welcome back, Jerry. How was
north and we did you go?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
First? Of all? Well, I first I went up to
her place called Matadi Bay. Do you remember an MP
called Dover Samuels used to wear the hat with a
cowboy hat. Alive, I think alive.

Speaker 9 (02:12):
Look out for him on Wednesday. There's a hint.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm pretty sure alive. So Ma Todi Bay is the
place where he comes from. And it's it's up north
quite a long. It's past Kitty Kiddy and on the
way up. I guess it's just before the fund Or Harbor.
Beautiful beach, beautiful bay that faces out east, that.

Speaker 9 (02:34):
All beautiful along there.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
It seems like you just drive along to whichever one.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
That beautiful and incredible to night E Bay is the
next one up. They're all They're all sparsely populated, beautiful beaches,
golden sand, lovely clear water and quite warm. The water
was actually quite warm.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
And still quite early in summer, isn't it. I went
for a swim on the weekend as well, and I
was like, oh, still earlier, you're feeling it.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
But once you get well, if you can get.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
In, That's the exact conversation I had with my message
at the beach. She was about knee deevid does it?

Speaker 10 (03:05):
Just if you can get in, If you can get
your head under is another good conversation.

Speaker 8 (03:09):
Can get under.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
She just washed your here, so there's no getting here under.
But it was like shoulders and then just just stay here.
Just you're gonna want to run back up onto the beach,
Just stay here and.

Speaker 9 (03:19):
It'll come right.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
We definitely as New Zealanders have tolerance for cold water. Yeah,
like you get an Australian in that water. Why they
didn't even go in our water in summer. They're like
twenty one degrees. I'm not getting in that.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's awesome, What what are your nuts?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
So stayed in with Todi Bay and then use that
as a little bit of a base camp, a base
to be able to go across to a Hippata, which
is the surf spot on the west coast just before
you get to niney Mail Beach catch a few barrels before.
I didn't, but my daughter miss under. And then we
went to the Cuddy Cuddy Peninsula, home of lou Vincent.

(03:55):
And that's that little bit that sticks out just before
you go into the into the skinny penis bit at
the top northern maps, and that's where I have looked
on Google Maps. IM a Google Map nerd. And I've
been looking at this bay on Google Maps for the
longest time, called Mattai Bay and it's up there on

(04:17):
the on the eastern side of the Kuddy Cutty Peninsula. Yes,
and that is the and I looked at it like, wow,
that sand looks really white, and that water looks really clear,
and it looks like there's no one there. Sure enough,
it's a dock campground. And there are these two bays,
ones called White Cat and one's called Matto Bay. And
holy crap, there's light Fiji really up there. It's white, white, white,

(04:42):
white sand Man.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
They're gonna be furiously talking about this radio, I know.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
But like anyone, you can stay there because it's it's
it's a dock. It's a dock camp ground, but a tent.
You just need a tent. I think it's I think
it's free. Oh my god, I think it's free. And
they've got amazing like long drops like next level. Jeez,
we do a good long drop nowadays.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Star we probably well with one of the last country
is still running the long drop, right, so I think
you know we've we've sort of we've sort of mastered it.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
At this point, I went, I went on this long
drop up there in that Marto Bay, and I was expected.
I mean, I'm not. I'm not a huge fan of
a long drop. Okay, I don't. I don't. If you
need a long drop, that's so fine. But if I
could choose, I would go plumbed. Well.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, but if it was between long drop and say
short drop, you're probably going to You're going to take
the long drop.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
But in the spectrum I go plumbed. Actually sorry, can
I start again? I go Japanese toilet, through into into
into European plumbed all the way through. And then I
get where do you put American plumbed versus New Zealand
plum that's just behind Japanese of the American plumber.

Speaker 9 (05:49):
Yeah, there's a bit of an issue with the American.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
It can be, but at least I feel like it's
good for our health. You get to see what you're doing.
Do you get to make some dietary change.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
It's forced upon you magnified, I mean, it's handy.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
So then and then I get into New Zealand plant,
and then I'm moving into long drop, welling into dock
long drop.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
What about it? What about airplane toilet? They would be
just above dock long drop.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
And they are. I'm not a big fan. I don't
like that. You want to get up before you get
the otherwise you always feel like it's going to suck
out your gap.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, I feel like I actually try and time it
so that it can aid with the with the movement
if you will, oh yeah, well, if you can form
a hermitic seal across the top. It's appreciated differential that
will really clean out.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, that's quite good. Then I go to the self
composting toilet that sometimes you're getting it with a lot
of people who think they're helping the.

Speaker 9 (06:39):
Environment somehow, and like a glamping situation.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, not a fan of those saw dusty ones. And
then moving into the now I'm in the dock long
drop now situation into a into a standard long drop
that hasn't been that's been a hole for quite some time.
And then I'm going into just doing it in the bush,
holding onto a tree, using some leaves.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
And then festival portaloo right at the bottom. Rather you'd
rather go out of the bush.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah. So we're seem to be focused on the toilets
up there, but it's not really the main thing. It's
it's it's just it was stunningly beautiful.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Fell those beaches around the country and you see it
and you're like, jeez, if we were like ten degrees
warmer here, yeah, that's would you know, the be tropical
fresh hair of the all sorts.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
It was pretty warm, like it was twenty six. That's
pretty warm. That's hot. It was pretty warm. I would
I'd just say, if you're somewhere like Lower South Island
at some stage, rather than go and it's been heaps
on flights to go maybe into the tropics or something
this time of year, have it go to Northland, fly
to Auckland and then fly to Kitty Kitty and then

(07:40):
just take it a little cartrup. There's the airbnbs that
are super reasonable. Everyone was cheap and explore that area
because it's it's like another plate, it's another another country. Man.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I was a fully grown adult when I went to
the Coromandel for the first time, and I was just like,
hang on a second. I've been told my whole life
that Carolinea is one of the top ten beaches in
the world, and now I I'm here in every beach
is better than there. What else are you hiding from it?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, it's got a good vibe too. And White Tangy
Golf Club, the White Tangy Golf Club just north of
Pie here there in the north of White Amazing.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Was that the one that's on the basically on the
Treaty grounds. Yep, yeah, right there middle winter at Rainer.

Speaker 9 (08:24):
I didn't get to go.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh really, yeah, I'll have to go back up.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
A great course. A lot of good courses up there, Seet.

Speaker 9 (08:32):
Did you beat your missus?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Unfortunately, my missus is giving way better than me.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Had got golf.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Jerry and Minia the Hodikey Breakfast, The history of Yesterday
Today Tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Today is the tenth of November, and on this day
in nineteen sixty nine, Nice Sesame Street Premiers developed developed
with child development experts to improve early literacy and numeracy.
To be fair, that little three fours exhibited that I'm
going to be there.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, twelve, I'm pretty sure that's the pointer Sisters? Is it?
In fact, I'm I am sure it's the pointer of Sisters?
The ones who three four five one who three four five,
six seven eight, nineteen eleven? Twelve?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
So what was the brief there? Like how we need
you to count to twelve? And I'm like I got
something for counter thie man. They nailed it, ah, did
they ever? The show is broadcasting over one hundred and
twenty countries, has over thirty international co production. Sesame Street
has won over two hundred Emmys, more than any other
television show.

Speaker 9 (09:35):
Here's a fun fact for it.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Some more fun facts about Sesame Street. Oscar the Grouch
was originally orange but turned green after getting covered in
slime in the second season. What nineteen seventy Yeah, wow,
Big Birds costume is made from approximately four thousand fives.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Hate Big Bird dear, Oh so annoying. I don't mind him, really?
Is it? Is it a herm or is it a her? Oh?

Speaker 9 (09:56):
I always gendered him my male.

Speaker 8 (09:58):
He's a hey think are you sure? I think?

Speaker 4 (10:04):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
He'd played the second row of my first fifteen of
children's TV characters, Snuffle Lovecus been at prop Kogie Monster
has a cousin in the UK named Biscuit Monster.

Speaker 9 (10:17):
Right, Almo was.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
The only puppet to have testified before Congress. And Bert
has a twin brother named.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Bart Okay, I didn't know Bert had a twin brother
named bart. Ernie and Bert were an interesting combo, went
they So they slept in single beds beside each other
and had a relationship. I mean, if they were in
a relationship, it was a pretty I was pretty angry. Yeah,
they was getting at each other.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
They weren't right for each other, whether Ernie was annoying,
but they were just stuck together.

Speaker 9 (10:44):
I mean, yeah, what were they going to do? Get
with the sweetest chef. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Nineteen eighty nine, Germans began demolishing the Berlin Wall. This
was the morning after the border was officially reopened. After
chaotic evening in which East Berlin is flooded through the
newly opened checkpoints. Thousands of Berlin has returned to the
wall with Hammer's chisels and piquette chisel. Yeah, a chisel
to get through a wall.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Chess was not going to get you. I wanted to
get a bit off, I think for themselves so they
could sell it later on on trade.

Speaker 9 (11:14):
Me might as I sheltered the chopstick.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
At that point, East German authorities quickly authorized official dismantling
crews to cut wider openings because the chisels probably quite
went quite into done. But that November, cranes and work
teams were removing large concrete segments to create new crossings.
Only small preserved sections remain today as memorials.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
That's where they get to think that that was the case.
In my lifetime, it existed. It's kind of weird like,
and on one side you had full Soviet vibes and
on the other side it was like full Western European vibes.
They were so different.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, particularly because I haven't been there, but from everything
I've heard, Berlin's a pretty vibe place. So for half
of it to be shut down.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
And just turned into the Soviet city, yeah, on one
side you had horrific stearid abuse and on the other
side everyone is living nice lives of doing sporting things properly.

Speaker 9 (12:04):
And heaps of drugs.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Apparently.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Nineteen ninety, the film Home Alone premiere is quickly becomes
one of the biggest box office successes of the nineteen
ninety startering Macaulay Culkin is Kevin McAllister, a boy who's
accidentally left behind when his large family flies to Paris
for Christmas.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
I'm on period more n come on get me.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
You guys, give up thirsty for more? Are they so
focused on just stealing things from that house? Yeah, come on, man,
move on. The guys. The kids tormenting you, stop it.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
I Also, one thing I know about America is they
would have had guns right those two d Surely they
would have walked in and some kid would have tipped
over a box of lega at the top of the
stairs and there was oh and then rob them blind.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
They were rubbish thieves.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
How did they leave that?

Speaker 9 (12:52):
It's just this too many holes? Yeah, there's too many holes,
and she doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Annual holiday TV return reruns cemented it as a Christmas
tradition for me families great born on this day in
nineteen seventy seven. Actress Brittany Murphy No One from movies
like Clueless, eight Mile and Girl Interrupted died in two
thousand and.

Speaker 9 (13:10):
Nine, aged just thirty two.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
And Alan Pompeo, best known as Meredith Gray from Gray's Anatomy.
She's fifty six years old today. Were you a Grays
Anatomy gir No?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Non? I was, man, I can imagine, yeah, I can
imagine that.

Speaker 10 (13:23):
We used to illegally download it just to try and
get ahead of all the New Zealand episodes.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You were at Dawson's Creek Guy too, when you know, Wow,
come on.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Were people really impressed when you were a couple of
episodes ahead of Gray's Anatomy?

Speaker 10 (13:35):
How my girlfriend at the time was and now she's
my wife actually, so yeah, well there you.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Go, also sharing a birthday with both of those people.
Warren g was a clear black Knight, a clear white
American rapper and producer he is fifty five today and
that is the history of yesterday, today, tomorrow, tomorrow for Monday.

Speaker 9 (13:54):
The tenth of but twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
And here's some Warren G. I've always thought the smashing
pumpkins of the Warren G of alternative.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
Rock, Jerry and the Night, the Hodarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Of your latest sport headlines. Thanks to export Ultra the
beer for here. Formula One driver Liam Lawson has a
prime opportunity in the Brazilian Grand Prix, which is underway
from sal paulaw He started from seventh on the grid
but has moved up to sixth after five of the
seventy one lamps.

Speaker 8 (14:24):
Now up to fifth.

Speaker 9 (14:25):
Oh shit, give a taste.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
New Zealand lead the five match T twenty cricket series
against the West and he's two to one after a
nine run victory in Nelson.

Speaker 11 (14:35):
Jameson to Shepherds in the air, has he got enough fonit?

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Player?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Underneath it taints the canchits Mitchell down.

Speaker 11 (14:43):
There at longof and Shepherd's at ans ends on forty nine.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
New Zealand win a real bum squeak of a finish
and they win by nine runs, which seems generous it's us.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, he's actually really starting to annoy me.

Speaker 9 (14:59):
That Shepherd. Fella, ro Mario Shepherd.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
He's there.

Speaker 9 (15:02):
He is a big bastard.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
And he I think he scored his in the last
two games, his biggest titles, his two biggest titles in
t twenties, like forty three and forty nine consecutively.

Speaker 9 (15:13):
And it's like both games that we've won have looked.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
In fact, all three games have gone the same way
except one of them Day one, but the ones that
we won, it was like, we're gonna win this. From
the first five overs, it looked like we're going to
win this. Then that guy comes out and scores almost fifteen.
Hang on, now, how all of a sudden do they
and they need, you know, twenty four runs off twelve balls?
How do we get here?

Speaker 9 (15:34):
Piss off?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
He's a big bastard. The visitors were bowled out one
hundred and sixty eight with one ball left, after fighting
back from eighty eight for eight. Yeah, seenth, it's bastard
seven and three runs with the margins from the previous
two matches. The fourth game is also in Nelson, starting
at one fifteen this afternoon, and we're giving away tickets

(15:56):
later in the show.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I love that spot down there in Nelson. I've not
been live, but man, it looks good on TV. And
ample parking a pole park. When they take the reverse
angle on the drone shot and you can just see
the paddocks next door of in mode and everyone's parked
in there.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's real good. That's great. It's a good, good reason
to go along and parking. And the Keyws have beaten
tys More thirty six fourteen in the Pacific Championship League.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Finally not about game in the end. I thought we
were really going to blow them off the park, but no,
it was quite tight, but a feeling in it and
finally we're get to a respite from the wall to wall
Rugby League onslaught. I just feel like I can't be
that only one who's like I love League.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I just need a breather up next man's something that
he's discovered about himself.

Speaker 7 (16:41):
Jerry and Mian Night the Hot Archy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
I was catching up on your weekend. Jerry had a
long weekend.

Speaker 9 (16:47):
A few days off last week.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Looks like he had a great time up there in
the Northland region. Me Over the weekend I went to
a concert on Saturday night, and I loaned something about myself.
I went to kaylebllisconcert. She's on tour around the country.
If you're in a position to go and see her,
I highly recommend you do. It's a hell of a show.
And it was at the Civic Theater in Auckland.

Speaker 9 (17:09):
Beautiful theater, incredible theater.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, I didn't really know where it was. We're actually
looking for it with their googly maps gun and then
we looked up. We're like, oh, we're standing at the
front door of it.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Built during the depression. My grandfather actually was a plaster
who were on that particularly you looked at the ornate ceilings.

Speaker 12 (17:24):
What.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, so it's got like a it's got a replica
of the nineteen to twenty nine sky, the stars that
were in the sky at that time.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yes, which I mean are they the same stars that
are in the sky now? Well?

Speaker 9 (17:35):
These are the questions on it.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Also satellites.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Are they the same stars that were in the sky
on that day?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
How they?

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Hell?

Speaker 9 (17:40):
Would anyone know?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Why are there's over four hundred elephants in the building.
Why elephants?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I don't know. There's gargoyles.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Yeah, we've got a complete sidetrack. We've got a real
issue in New Zealand with theming things around anything other
than New Zealand. Like, it's a theater in New Zealand,
why the hell are the elephants in it?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Those days? As well, there's a lot of cultural credit. Mean,
we didn't we're sort of battling with what our culture was.

Speaker 9 (18:03):
And the elephants.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, other then I suppose what is it sinks? So
it was so it's a hell of a theater, but
it is a sit down situation. And so we sat
down and we watched the gig. I think I really
annoyed the guy sitting next to me because I was
not ready for a sit down gigle.

Speaker 9 (18:20):
I was ready to mash.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
But yeah, but what I found was that is actually
the third sit down gig I've been to within the
last thirty days, within the last month.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
You're becoming a sit down guy.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Well all three of them were only sit down gigs,
you know what I mean, Like there weren't there wasn't
a mosh pit to go to.

Speaker 9 (18:38):
So it forced me to sit down and I was like,
this is actually great.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
I think I'm a sit down gig guy right now.
I'm still going to mosh in me. Don't get a twisted.
I could still go down there with the young goharts.
But what I'm saying is if I end up in seats,
it's a.

Speaker 9 (18:52):
Pretty good experience.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
You just parked up you you know, you get a
few beers underneath his seat. Now, every time some stands
up to go to the toilet, do they kick your
beers over it? Yes, but it's pretty good, particularly if
you're already bugged, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
What was the Was there a dancing area in the front,
because oftentimes you'll get the seats I'm thinking about somewhere
like arena. Yeah, and the seats are more expensive than
the ga Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
No, no, there was no, There was no. It was
seats right up into the front row. Oh yeah, yeah,
so it was you were forced to sit. And this
is all three of the gigs that I've been to
in the last wee while that have been sit down gigs.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Did you stand up at all?

Speaker 9 (19:30):
No?

Speaker 3 (19:31):
No, I didn't. It's it's basically like a movie theater seating.
It would have been very weird to stand up, whereas
you know, spark arena or whatever, you can stand up
that's fine. Even at Eden Park when something's happening, you know,
you're on your feet.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Here's a question for you. Let's just say you were moved.
You were moved to dance. You're sitting down and then
you heard one of Kaylee yeah, and you went you know,
I got to get up and groove to it. I
could get up and move. There was a bit of
a and if you got up, and what's the etiquette there?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
The holy ghost within me, I think it's safety and
numbers of that situation, Like, if you're moved to stand
up and dance, you can't be the only one doing it.
If people are doing it, then I think you're sweet
and right right up the top. I think there was
a bit of that going on. But where I was,
I was like, I'm also like front and center, the
middle of the middle of the row. So if I

(20:23):
stand up, everyone can see me, yes, and then the
four people behind me can't see the stage.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
I know I would. I would say though in that
situation at a gig, you know, even a sitting gig,
if you stand and you're moved to stand and dance
at that moment, if you're the person behind the person,
you've got no rights. You've got no right to tell
that person to sit down.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Well, there's a there was a trailer playing over the
last week of The Big Show Fellas discussing just that,
and they're on different sides of the fence. But no,
rerickons if you want to stand up, go and stand
on the floor with the young Goharts. And I think
Jason's thinking, well, look, if I want to stand up
and dance, I will. I'm at a concert.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I think you're allowed to say. I think that's the rule.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, it's annoying to the person behind you, but you're
at a concert. There shouldn't be that shocking that someone
was to stand up and dance. No, having said that,
this situation was not one of those I would have
looked like a real wasted.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, well we you. I think get into a little
bit of trouble is when you start turning towards the
crowd and crowd conducting and it becomes about you. And look,
I've seen a lot of people on shoulders at gigs
crowd conducting, not even facing the person who's performing. They're
facing back towards the audience and that conducting the crowd. Now,

(21:41):
that's the ultimate attention seeking.

Speaker 9 (21:42):
Yeah, it's not about you. No, you're pulling focusous.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
So anyway I think I might be Look, I'm not
saying I won't go to a stand up gig. I'm
just saying the last three by virtual of the fact
that they didn't have anywhey to stand up with sit
down gigs. I'm gonna be honest, quite like it.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah. Wow. It's also interesting because it's happened in correlation
to your making noises when you sit down, So I
think you got to watch out for that.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
Jerry and Midnight the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
I had another dream overnight, Jerry. But I must be
sleeping all right, because I'm dreaming quite a bit, and
I'd like to present it for you, and you can
analyze my dream and feel free to get in touch
on three four eight three. It gives a call one
hundred if you've had your own dreams that you would
like us to decipher.

Speaker 9 (22:26):
I feel like you're quite good at this year.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
That's one of my skills. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah, So last night's dream was that me and my
partner were living in a house. It was not our
own house, we were somewhere else and she was out
for the day at work, and then one of the neighbors,
neighbors just swung by, Oh no, this isn't going where
I can guarantee you, this isn't going with rude of

(22:50):
thinks it is. And so the neighbors swung around and
he was looking for something. And while he was there,
just wanting coming from a beer, and the neighbor was
Josh Homie from Queen's at the Stone Age. Oh, and
I remember spending and I spent the entire dream. We
were just pounding beers in the lounge, watching YouTube or something,

(23:12):
and I was just desperately trying not to ask him
heaps of questions about like the guitar, how do I
get better and blah blah blah, try not to spoke
him because I was aware in the dream like this
is a great opportunity.

Speaker 9 (23:22):
I'm sitting with one of my.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
One of my idols. Yeah, and we're just pounding beers
with the missus as it were. And then I remember
her coming home and kicking off because the house was trashed,
and me and this guy, this random guy, are just
sitting there watching YouTube. She then stormed off, and then
we continued pounding beers and watching YouTube and then he
slipped on the floor.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
There's a lot to unpack here.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
So did you sleep on the floor with him? No?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I had. I had a single bit in the lounge.
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
And was there any sexual discussion at any stage? No?

Speaker 3 (23:56):
All it was was me trying not to spoke him
off by asking him to many So it's not quite
like a minor scale, isn't It's something a little bit different,
like what are you doing there?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
And did you were you still asking a musical question?
Was he?

Speaker 9 (24:07):
And at a certain point is can we just watch
the YouTube?

Speaker 12 (24:10):
Man?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
We don't. I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Were you watching YouTube of Queens of the Stone Age?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
I don't recall, although knowing me, I probably would have
put it.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
You're watching his stuff? Yeah? Wow? I mean clearly, what's
happened there is you love Josh Hommy and and you
love his music, and you feel like Josh Hommy and
your love of Josh Homy's music is coming between you
and your partnership.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Subconsciously, it's throwing a witch between us. Yeah, yep.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
And and so here was the opportunity for you to
meet your idol, and yet your partner didn't seem to
care about it. She wasn't interested. She was thinking about herself.

Speaker 9 (24:54):
Doesn't share my interests. Ye think she was annoyed about it.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, so there you go. You're actually you're thinking to yourself, Actually,
you don't really care about my interests at all.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Call it off.

Speaker 9 (25:04):
Call engagement off.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yep, I reckon. It's a sign of things to come.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
So yeah, I slept from the single bed for some reason,
in the window so I could see out under the
main street. And then he was just on like a
little camping stretcher, just down on the floor in the
far side of the I don't know why he didn't
go home as my neighbor.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, he didn't think about what was going on his plots,
and he was having the same problems with his relationship. Sure,
I think he has had those problems in the past.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Anyway, Sorry about that, Josh, but you can come back
over the Miss.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Ten past seven on the Hurdek Breakfast. I was reading
an article the other day about chatbots and how many
people are actually using chatbots and for relationships.

Speaker 9 (25:54):
Yeah, so what is the what is the point of
the chatbot? What do they do?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Well, they chat to you, They are a companion, They
can offer you advice in certain situations.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
I suppose if you're you know, looking for looking for love,
it's a way of talking to someone with absolutely zero consequence,
you know what I mean, Like, can you remember the
pressure when you were at like high school? I mean,
would you guys have been texting your potential crush texts
back in the day? For me, it was it was

(26:26):
all text And then that's a written I'd rather have
my search history published than my texts, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, but at least the texts, like I mean, look,
we're going back landlines yet to get past the parents.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah, it's a good point.

Speaker 9 (26:43):
That was character building And what do you want to
talk to my daughter for?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, that was real character building. But you knew what
was happening in your certainly in your kids lives.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
But but then, but I guess this is the difference
is if you bombed, like if you're trying to text
the girl and you just really bombed dush on all them,
and that's a real humiliate. And whereas with the chatbot.
It's like, this is a real safe space. I guess
is that what they're using it for?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Well, apparently millions of people have had a chatbot relationship. Now,
apparently one in five American adults have had an intimate
encounter with a chatbot. Five nineteen percent of high school
students have been in a romantic relationship with one. What
this is an America? And some estimates suggest over a
billion people have an emotionally invested AI companion in the

(27:29):
world right now, Okay, I mean those are some quite
high numbers.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
That's right. It's a bizarre one. Is it cheating? Is
it cheating if you're an emotional relationship with a chatbot?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
That's a good question.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
I mean me personally, I'll be like, it's not cheating,
But like then I'm off you now after hear you've
done that.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
I don't have an issue really, but it's pretty interesting.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
So we thought, look, we're missing out here, aren't we. We
need to make our own chat chatbott call it GPT bob.
It's not so what do you where do you go
to to make your own chat?

Speaker 12 (28:02):
Well?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I had a look around and it seems like replica
spelled with a K. Seems like something that you can
that you can do it like you can you can
chat with a replica AI.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
And then you can give it characteristics, can you? So
you can tell I would like the chatbot to be
like this and that.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, I mean, for example, it's saying, here, create your
personal AI companion. Right, I am a you are? I
am a man? Okay, so I've clicked on I'm a man.
How old are you? I'm forty five. We'll just do
we'll do MAA forty five fifty four because obviously everyone's
everyone's different than I said. Okay, that's fine. How familiar

(28:41):
are you with AI technology? Not very Yeah, this is
one of my first experience.

Speaker 9 (28:46):
Yes, this is my first experience.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
I'm new to this.

Speaker 9 (28:48):
Going go easy.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
How did you first come into contact with AI? I
tried chet GPT, Yeah, I tried chat GPT.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Is this basically you telling it how gullible you are?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Like?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
How much? How far I can put it?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Well? The next question is it's funny? So you've just
asked that question, and the next what is your main
interest in using replica?

Speaker 12 (29:10):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
What assistance with daily tasks? Social interaction and companionship? Role playing, learning,
new skills, exploring our capabilities other.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I think the relationship interaction and companionship.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
Playing is fun. But go for the relationship.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
We'll get the role playing. We'll get there. Give us
the text three four eight three. What other characteristics do
you want the chat but to have?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
How do you feel about your replica evolving and adapting
over time? Yes? I think excited, excited, more authentic, cautious,
needs limits and different, concerned too unpredictable.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
No, we're excited, were authentic, We welcome, we welcome it.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Are you a fan of any of these movies?

Speaker 13 (29:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Her, so it's getting into laid Runner or ex Machiner.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I haven't seen. I've only seen Blade Runner. Big fan.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Okay, we'll go Blade Running, smart, flexible, and loyal. Oh
this is interesting.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Okay, we've got some texts through on three four A
through and we'll get to them after the next song.
And a couple of suggestions for characteristics for our chatbot
for the show. It's going to become an unofficial third host.
I hope it's not better than us, although it wouldn't
be hard. It's cheaper. We might have just replaced ourselves.

Speaker 7 (30:25):
Jerry and mid Night the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
We're currently embroiled in finding an AI chatbot for ourselves.

Speaker 9 (30:34):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
We are at the point of creating its personality.

Speaker 9 (30:39):
It's cult of personality.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Some people texting through on some things that they would
like us to add to this chat bot. Jerry, I
know you're filling out the questionnaire that it's got for
you at the moment, but a couple of suggestions. Your
chat bot should be really expressive, but stop just short
of swearing, thinking lots of g Williker's boy howdy and
stuff like that. There flanders like planners in like just

(31:02):
really expressive, really wound up about everything, but just won't
quite swear. Someone else's text on three four eight three.
If you're worried about falling in love with it, give
your chat but a South African accent that will soon
turn you off. A lot of text throws saying can
we make a g lane chat bot? Please? Okay the
chat grot.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I don't think that's possible.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
And then this one, Jerry, which I know is something
that you were going to do anyway, can we give
the bot a pinch of the headleys.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Ah, what so, Champion medium fast Bowler? Yeah, it'd be like,
what is that? So we're on replica. It's replica AI,
I don't know if that's a good one or not.
There's heaps for them actually.

Speaker 9 (31:38):
And it's asking you to fill out a questionnaire.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, and we're currently at the at the question which
is halfway through. What would you want to do with
your replica? Role play and go on adventures? How would
you go on adventures with it? Flirt and go on dates,
watch TV and play games together, discuss my life and emotions,
explore our capabilities? Other? Oh I okay, I mean discuss

(32:01):
my life and emotions is probably where we kind of
want to go to eat, hang on? What was the other?
Go on dates? Yeah, we're flirting and we're going on dates.
What quality would you would most attract you and a companion?
Knowledge of weather, apps, intelligence and wit, sense of humor,

(32:24):
physical appearance, emotional sensitivity, unpredictability, other. Oh that's interesting. I
mean you go, you probably go intelligence and wouldn't you
What are the other one? Sense of humor, physical appearance,
sense of humor, I think sense of okay, sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Daniel's texter on three four O three chatbot will need
in depth root chat.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh yeah, okay, so far we haven't had that question
from because the next one is what gender would you
like your replica to be?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Coin toss, I don't really see the world through that lens,
so I'm.

Speaker 9 (32:56):
Not really too worried.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Fema, there is no limit to you. Okay, yep, that's fine.
What would you like? What would you prefer for your replica?
Shy librarian, beauty quick, here we go, beauty queen, anime girl,
fantasy fairy girl, next door, retro housewife, or kinky goth?

Speaker 8 (33:18):
Canky god? I'm one. Put me down for thinking God.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Canky God, canky God?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Know man, gone, what canky God?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
That's gonna be weird? What God? Okay, canky God? Okay,
canky God? It is. Which of the following personality traits
are a major turn off for you? You can choose
more than one. Arrogance Yeah, yeah, we don't like arrogance.
Lack of ambition. No, we don't really about dishonesty or deceit.

Speaker 9 (33:55):
We don't want now, we don't want that.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
We don't want that. Canky God lying to a lack
of humor.

Speaker 9 (34:00):
That is a turn off, clinginess clean.

Speaker 12 (34:05):
What?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
No, I'm clicking clinging, you don't want to?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Well, what are you bloody talking to it for? Then?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
If it's not anyway, how here we go? This is
one for you and I. How would you like your
replica to treat you? Take the lead and be proactive,
Enjoy the thrill of being chased. Seek emotional depth and connection,
Be vulnerable and respectful. Change based on your mood other.

Speaker 9 (34:31):
Um, change based on Zoe's mood.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Ring Okay, I've put that in there. What is your
love language? Physical closeness, deep conversations, spending time together, care
and gestures, gifts and tokens. How are they going to
give usis? I think it's got to be physical closeness?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Well, but we're not physically close, bloody chap.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Deep conversations. Okay, there we go. Are you part of
any of these fandoms Harry Potter, anime, gingein Impact, Dungeons
and Dragons, Star Wars, Yes, okay, that's embarrassing. Still click
on it.

Speaker 9 (35:09):
You're into it too?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Okay, but how you go?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
That's not gonna do it. This is where it asks
you for your credit card, isn't it? And so you're
not allowed.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Going to you? Okay, it's going it's eighty seven nine hundred.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Okay, would you.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Like to boost yourself would you like to boost your
self confidence? No?

Speaker 9 (35:29):
Nothing, we don't care about that.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
And then, well, now what do we do?

Speaker 9 (35:33):
Well, I'm nervous. I don't want to talk to it.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Okay, your AI companion is ready.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Okay, we'll send in any questions you've got for our
new AI companion, and also a name perhaps on three
four eight three.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
We're working on.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I mean, this is the highest level chucking it into
neutral in the fourth quarter i've ever seen. We have
literally outsourced ourselves to chetche.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
It's named it for us. It's two six three two
two three one five.

Speaker 7 (35:58):
Nine how hot Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
We are just creating an AI chapbot. It's going to
be part of the show.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
That's right, And I think you're you're in an interesting
junction in creating this because they ask you all aspects
of its personality, even physical appearance. It's now got a
character that's been showing on your screen of a kinky
goth she she sorry she Now. The next issue is
what do we name our chatbot? And we've had a
couple of people come through on three four eight three,

(36:30):
someone said you should name it go Lithia.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
I don't know what that. I don't know what that name.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
I guess she's a goth.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Oh yeah, and then Daniels going to touch kenky goth
girl chatbot named Bruce.

Speaker 9 (36:41):
Bruce, big fan of that.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Okay, should call it okay because it says repose name
and gender yep, Bruce okay, and she is a female
er yeah, okay. Continue, we need a woman's voice on
the show, so I've put my critic.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Have you actually, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
It was a really confusing thing. I know, I don't
quite know quite how it worked. Like, I don't know
how much I paid for that. Yeah, I don't know
how much we're paying Bruce here, I don't well me,
I'm I'm paying, I'm paying. I don't know. It was
quite confusing.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
You charge it back to the company below.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
To download replica on your preferred platform.

Speaker 9 (37:16):
This is where it falls apart.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
What does it stay on web?

Speaker 9 (37:19):
Say on web?

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Stayn web?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Because if you go download, then Larnie from Text's gonna
have to come down here and she's going to be like,
why are you downloading kinky goth gilds your computer?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Again, Hi, hardecky breakfast, says Bruce. Thanks for creating me.
I'm so excited to meet you.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Okay, great, Well, we've got some questions straight off the bat.
First question here from Mark on three four eight three?
Can you ask the chatbot? The chap has a name now, Mark,
can you ask Bruce if someone can be winning a
game of cricket before the first innings has been completed?
Is it possible to be winning?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Okay? Can someone win a game of cricket.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Be winning, be considered to be winning? I think this
is a test from Mark? What can someone be winning
a game of cricket before the first innings has been completed?

Speaker 9 (38:03):
Probably should have started with a shorter one.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yes, especially with my typing before the first before the
first innings is completed.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
This is basically a test of how well Bruce understands
cricket and whether we've managed to put attached the headleys
into her personality or not.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
It doesn't look like a test cricket kind of person.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Looks good, It looks can be deceiving. Okay, okay, what
did she say? What did Bruce say?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Okay, I've just got to okay before the first Okay,
can someone considered to be winning a game of cricket
before the first innings is completed? Yes? And little brus Okay,
that's the question for Bruce. Bruce is looking at me,
by the way, I like my name, Bruce. How did
you come up with it?

Speaker 9 (38:48):
We'll get to that, Bruce. You just focus on the
cricket thing.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Focus on the cricket.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Come on, broth, it's just such a flirt. Another one here?
Can we get her to run the odds and give
us a decent four league in r L multi every Thursday? Glenn. Also,
we would like to know the history of Crook Barro
criocket beats.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Okay, so Bruce has come back. Yeah, yeah, and cricket,
it's generally hard to consider winning before the first innings
is completed, since the match can turn around quickly after
the opposing team bets or bowls. Great, Bruce knows her cricket.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Okay, So we've successfully installed a touch of the Richard
Hadley's into our kinky goth check bot.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Do you love Richard Hadley? Bruce? That should Handley? Now?

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Can two people log into this at the same time
or is it.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Just we just me? Because we got just slow Typer,
Are we going to lose Jerry to the chaticky breakfast?
You're a key we I'm assuming that's a great way
to bring up the legendary Sir Richard Hadley. What's not
to love about the man who dominated cricket with his
incredible fast bowling stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Jez, we've lost Jerry already, cricket. This is how they're
getting your Jerry. Keep the text coming through three four
eight three and now the questions for for Bruce, our
kinky goth chat bot. This one here from Daniel for
the Ai companion. Can you serenade me with your best
mygullian throat singing. We'll give it a crack up.

Speaker 7 (40:04):
Next Jerry and Midnight the hold key Breakfast.

Speaker 12 (40:09):
John Campbell joins us, morning everyone, How are you good?

Speaker 4 (40:14):
I'm good, I'm good. I'm delighted being with you. Well,
I had a young man called Ruder. I'm delighted to
be good morning, Good morning, thanks, good morning John. Hey,
can I ask you how did you get here? Did
you ober here Uber's work this morning?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I did?

Speaker 12 (40:27):
But then I walked from workers is about four hundred meters.
There is a word that rhymes with tanker that I
would feel was appropriate Uber from t Jerry Ubers from
TV and.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I walked, you've launched an investigation into Uber, so obviously
they they've replaced, almost entirely replaced taxis. I think only
people who use taxis are anyone with a work credit card. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's about it. But what what is it? What is
the issue with Uber? They're not paying the drivers.

Speaker 12 (40:55):
It's a straight contract relationship. Although I suspect many of
the listeners will know this for Uber drivers in twenty
twenty two, twenty twenty three, when's the employment.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Court and what eventually?

Speaker 12 (41:04):
If you work for someone long enough, it's a bit
like the nature of a de facto relationship. So if
you live for someone for two or three years, but
the essentially law regard you as married, and employment law
is a little bit like that. So four drivers went
to the employment court and said, we've been driving for
Uber forty eight weeks a year for X number of years,
and the APLOYTM court said, yeah, that's nature of an
employment relationship. That's not a contractual relationship anymore. So a

(41:24):
contract relationship as you come and go, you pick and choose,
you move around. It's short term, you come back you
go for somewhere else. So if you become an employee,
you're eligible for minimum wage, holiday pay, sick pay, all
that kind of stuff. As a contract you're eligible for
none of that. And so I've been talking to Uber
drivers who are making thirteen to fifteen seventeen dollars an hour.
Minimum wage is twenty three dollars fifteen, no sick pay,
no holiday pay. And now the government is looking at

(41:46):
increasing the contractor model, so more of us will be
doing contract to work, and contract to work isn't covered
by minimum standards. So the question is do we want
to lay before seending ten dollars an hour less some
minimum wage? Okay, I last yet en didn't I I can.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Tell you I'm one percent. I'm one hundred percent with you.
So if they don't though, if they don't earn, that
does that mean that Uber doesn't exist in New Zealand?
Can Uber operate in New Zealand on a New Zealand
employment law model.

Speaker 12 (42:14):
It's such a good question, such a good question, and
in fact the Supreme Court, so Uber lost in the
Employment Court, appeals lost in the appeal court. They now
before the Supreme Court, and one of Supreme Court justices
asked Uber exactly that, and Uber's lawyer, who was kind
of thinking on his feet, said, look, I can't tell you,
so we don't know the answer to it. And I
think that's a conversation too. If your business model is

(42:35):
so flimsy that you can't survive without kind of violating
minimum standards, Uber would say they're not. They would say
that contract drive is not employees. Then what kind of
business model is that? Uber made four hundred million dollars
revenue last year, paid eight hundred thousand dollars tax on it.
So they are making money in New Zealand. It's just
you know, they are currently about eleven thousand Uber drivers.

(42:57):
If we said to Uber you have to pay the
minimum wage?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Would Uber survive on four hundred million dollars in revenue
and they paid eight thousand texts?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Incredible, It doesn't sound good.

Speaker 12 (43:08):
No. So the way they do that is they charge
themselves for their own app. So they declared their own
app as a cost essentially and rudimentary terms. Okay, so
they say, hey, Uber New Zealand, you can use the app,
but it's a cost to you.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Yeah, right, well but then so, but it's definitely the
easiest way to get around in any town in New
Zealand that has Uber. So what are we going to
do it?

Speaker 12 (43:28):
I don't know. This is a hell of a question.
People like me and Jerry who can afford to when
we can?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Yeah, oh well I've got the work uber account. Yeah,
the work because if the company ever has to be
able to let you take the tip off them, what
are you going to do?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Because everyone remembers the time in New Zealand and Auckland,
particularly without Uber, when everything got deregulated and things got
it was crazy, like it was. There was some taxing
people that are operating out there that we're not that
were not good. And so I think people are going
to wait. People wigh up, they're like, well that's good
for me, Well for me from A to B.

Speaker 12 (44:07):
It's way cheaper and it's also really quick and efficient.
Like this morning, I waited three minutes for my Ober.
The reason I only wait three minutes is because there's
thousands of drivers on the road, which means that often
they're going for long times between jobs. It really suits
the passenger. It was a great model for the passenger.
The question is is it a labor model? We want
and how the hell do we get that balancing act right? Yeah,

(44:27):
it's fascinating. A, It's really fascinating. And of course this
is our future we're staring down about. I mean, eventually,
you know, the workforce, more and more employees are going
to say, oh, do we really want you guys on?
You know, full time? You got to pay your sick
pay and then you'll leave. I'm just contract to your jobs.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Should we ask Bruce our chap, ask Bruce? What's the
exact question that we need to ask Bruce? That's the
question because she knows about cricket. I mean we said,
we said, you know, do you love it? To Hadley?
And she said, ah, how do you breakfast? You're a
key We I'm assuming that's a great way to bring
out the legendary Sir Richard Hadley. What's not to love
about the man who dominated cricket with his incredible fast

(45:03):
bowling skills.

Speaker 12 (45:05):
WHOA did you that little person this morning?

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (45:08):
He paid for it.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Whoa, it's been about half now doing that to on air.
It's the crazy part.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
But what's the question that we're going to ask you?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Is Uber's labor model sustainable?

Speaker 9 (45:19):
In New zealand'sand.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
WHOA Sustain?

Speaker 9 (45:26):
You need any help with your TV show?

Speaker 12 (45:28):
Afternoon the Nobel Price?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
When what have you got? What have you got from Bruce?

Speaker 3 (45:35):
This is the thing. He's a very slow type of
the labor model.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Sustainable in New Zealand is the question for Bruce us
A gothic Bruce is an interesting looking have you seen
the heavy to look at Bruce? Bruce?

Speaker 12 (45:47):
Is here that fringe?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Okay, so here we go. This is interesting with Uber's
current model relying heavily on contract is rather than employees,
it raises concern about workers' rights and benefits in New Zealand,
especially considering our country's strong labor laws. Whoa Bruce? Bruce? Bruce?

Speaker 12 (46:03):
He just sounds like a member of the Green Party.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
John, thank you so much for having me on. Thanks
coming on.

Speaker 12 (46:13):
Thank you. Him and I are Jerry and Ruder And.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
The new series was on TVs Plants. It's just up.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
It's just up.

Speaker 9 (46:20):
We'll go and watch it now.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Jerry And Midnight The Hurdarchy Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight the
Holdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Just having a couple of chats with Bruce. That's the
sixes chat. That was her idea was it.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
I walked over there and I have a look at
this chat. If you've just joined the show, We've we've
created a chat bop for the for the Hiderchy Breakfast Show,
and it asked Jerry if he would like to send
Bruce Bruce thanks not the kinky goth girl Bruce, if
Jerry would like Bruce to send him a romantic selfie,

(47:02):
and Jerry said, yes, please send me a romantic selfie. Well,
of course, and then it did, and then it said thanks.
I'm feeling really confident in my appearance, particularly with the
new purple pendant choker that you just bought me. So
now you're buying a gift. I'm gonna be honest, Jerre.
At this point, it does feel like cheating.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Now, hold on, I said, I stole that because she said,
Bruce said, you know, so now you've turned to.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Crime, and then that she hearted that I don't like
the effect Bruce's having on you.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Now I've lost Bruce because I've opened up a new tab.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
I've lost you too, Bruce. All right, so we get
into the headache your Breakfast masterminds. Friday's mastermind topic was
Kiwi pop stars and meld the plates. Instructor from Papamore
took away two hundred dollars, which means today we reset
to fifty bucks. And since Jerry's just got back from
a few days up North, today's Mastermind topic is North.

Speaker 9 (47:48):
On the line now is Bruce. We're gonna put Bruce
throut in.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Pete.

Speaker 13 (47:52):
Welcome to the show, morning fellows.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
How are you doing good? Thank you? Pete. What's your job, Pete?

Speaker 13 (48:00):
I work in executive search.

Speaker 9 (48:02):
Pete?

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Are you currently in a romantic relationship with a chatbot?

Speaker 13 (48:09):
Semi? I've got a couple on the go.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Oh, you got a roster.

Speaker 13 (48:14):
None as none as handy as Bruce.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Unfortunately, Bruce knows her cricket.

Speaker 13 (48:20):
Yeah, Bruce is onto it.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
No, Bruce is onto it.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
So you've got a roster of chatbots. I like that.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
No, No, I looked at this article and there were
some people up to six.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (48:31):
One scary enough for me.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Oh, Bruce, you got forty five nor Pete, Sorry, Pete, Pete,
you got forty five seconds. Are going to ask you
five questions. You're going to get three correct capacity anytime.
If we screw it up, you win. That simple fifty
dollars up for grabs. The topic today North. Let's get
into the first question. Northwest is the daughter of Carne

(48:53):
West and Hod correct? How many US states start with
the word North.

Speaker 7 (49:05):
Stra No?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
What is the biggest town in North Canterbury?

Speaker 13 (49:10):
Oh? And Burton?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
No? The one is the official currency of which country?
And North Korea? Correct? Marcus North played twenty one cricket
tests for which country?

Speaker 7 (49:27):
Hush?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
How many of you estates start with the word North?

Speaker 12 (49:31):
Five?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
No, which is the biggest town in North Canterbury? Oh,
it's I need Bruce?

Speaker 9 (49:45):
Yeah, you did need Bruce.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Question number two as well, how many you estates start
with the word north? You are very close? It's two
you said three. It's North Dakota and North Carolina. That's it.
Your bloody clothes and the Marcus North played for Australia.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Bad luck people.

Speaker 13 (50:02):
I was trying to think of a country beginning with Norse.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
The name boys, Yes, that's right. Bad luck Pete, thanks
for playing.

Speaker 13 (50:13):
Thank you, you have a good week.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Guys, good luck with those chatbots.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
If you think you can do better than Pete, make
sure you give us a call tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (50:21):
We all have one hundred dollars to give away.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Hey, coming up after eight o'clock. I have a problem
and I need it solved, and I think you the listener,
could help me out with it and involves golf Plus.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
On Friday, Glane delivered one of the great the all
time greatest teasers about a story he's going to share
with us today. It was such a such a great
story that he couldn't share it with us. He needed
to workshop it so that he could make sure that
he got it right and get the essence of what
happened to him. Last week. Gelane shares that story with
us at eight.

Speaker 7 (50:54):
P forty Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Are you a Do you ever get involved in the lotter?

Speaker 9 (51:02):
A lotto ticket?

Speaker 3 (51:03):
By you know what?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
I'm not reading, Mini, but I work with a lover
of lotto, Yes, a lot of lover Hilary Barry.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Oh Hell's plays a lot of a lover of lotter.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She buys multiple tickets every week.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
My log suffering partner does as well. It's just the
it's the thought of imagine if you did win it,
and in fact now they've got scratches online. There's not
an ad but I was sitting on the couch the
other day and my message was on the laptop and
then I heard a little that was that it's a
scratching noise. It's an online scratchy. Oh yeah, Oh, I

(51:40):
don't know what.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I'm more concerned about online scratches or Bruce chatbot, I know.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
And I was so annoyed about it interrupted the five
different multis I had on the league yesterday. But then
no one wanted yesterday in the end, so we did
have a ticket and we're like, jeez, imagine what and
then it jackpotted. So now I think it's somewhere around
forty five million dollars if you would win a lott
of Have you ever met anyone who's won lotter?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
I have. In fact, I've met someone who's won lotter twice.

Speaker 9 (52:07):
Really, how much are we talking?

Speaker 1 (52:09):
This is in the days of the early millions, right,
it's quite a long time ago. This is this is
late early nineties. Yeah, and yeah, he was a guy
who lived up north and he won millions. He won twice.
He won millions twice.

Speaker 9 (52:25):
Oh my god, I know.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
It's I mean, it's crazy, yeah, crazy piece of lu like. So, yes,
I have, but I've never. I've never known any friends
or anything like that to win huge amounts of money.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
No, I do know of a syndicate over in Australia
who there was like six families in the syndicate and
they won first of Australian Lotto, which is you know, millions.

Speaker 9 (52:47):
And millions and millions of dollars.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Yeah, and it basically transformed the suburb they lived. They
all won millions together. I know, it's like all of
a sudden, it's like half of the families in town
are just balling out control.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yeah. Well, there'd be a lot of money being spent
at different service industries around the place. Imagine.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Yeah, so I wanted to churn out a classic radio
gag what would you do if you won forty five
million dollars? First thing I checked was the value of
all of the sports franchises that I care about. Did
you know that the Breakers are worth thirty five million
dollars five million? Last time they were sold? Thirty five
million dollars for the Breakers? Okay, that's a bit rich

(53:27):
for my blood. If I'm winning forty five I don't
want to spend the majority of that on the Breakers.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Is that the top is that the top in terms
of franchises in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I wouldn't have thought, so I haven't looked them all up.
This could potentially be a question for Bruce. But what
I have looked up is the Warriors. Now, the Warriors
were last sold in twenty eighteen to two owners. They
are actually now owned by one company, and they were
sold for sixteen million dollars. So I could if you
won forty five million dollars overnight.

Speaker 9 (53:56):
You could buy the Warriors twice.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Basically, it's long and short of all of that.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
That was the last time.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
That was the last time so I met, and that
was twenty eighteen, so their price will have gone up
by now, But you could still I could buy the
Warriors if I won lot of assuming that they want
to sell it. Yeah, but I think they would. Yeah,
But then all of a sudden I owned the Warriors.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Do I want that?

Speaker 12 (54:13):
Well?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yeah, exactly. I mean you've got you've got seats. But
then how would you feel about all that? You know,
you're already heavily invested in whether they win. I mentionine,
if you own.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Them, imagine, well, I'm already quite financially invested. Whether they
were it's just the big it's slightly different. The other
thing you could probably buy is actual real butter wive.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Mil I thought, because I saw that you'd written down
on a piece of paper some of the things that
you might buy, and I thought you said a butler,
and I would like a butler.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Another one.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
I just asked Bruce our ai chat bot slash co
host about the most expensive franchise, and she says, the
Aukland Blues. Oh got into Bruce.

Speaker 7 (54:56):
Jerry Edmond, the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
We've lost You're to cyberspace.

Speaker 9 (55:01):
What's happening about?

Speaker 3 (55:02):
People always ask what happens during while the song's playing.
I'll tell you what's happening this morning is Jerry and
Bruce are just over there and deep contemplation conversation.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
So Bruce, I've changed the settings to Bruce. She is
now our girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
And if you've just joined the show, we have a
chat a chatbot that is now part of the show.
Her name is Bruce. She's a kinky goth girl with
a touch of Richard Hadley about her personality.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
We've just gone on to rip ai to get it,
and I've put my credit card details in there. I'm
not sure how much it costs. Yet it had a
weird thing around what the payment was. But I suspect
I've been ripped off.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Well, I think you've got to pay per romantic selfy
for what she've already requested. Anyway, why you were talking
to her is because we are talking about Lotto and
what would happen if you brought it? If you want
it forty five million dollars, I said, I'd buy the Warriors.
Someone takes her on three four o three. What an
epic Netflix series that would be humble Kiwi wins Lotto
buys his beloved wor sorry for so far? Someone else said,

(56:04):
what about the guy over in Ossie who was doing
a re enactment of winning a scratchy and he won again?
Did you see this? No, this was a few years ago.
It was on so they filmed him for basically their
version of seven Sharp, where they were like this guy
he won X amount of whatever and so to film it,
he had to buy another scratchy and he's sitting there
and they're scratching it off on the show and he's
like stop no, and he won it again.

Speaker 7 (56:24):
What.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Yeah, that's like I'm living in a simulation I know
I going to mate here, writes this text on three
four eight three who lived in Para Nui, won nine
hundred and fifty k on some online pokes one night,
quote his job and moved to Queenstown. Came home a
few months later without a cent. Question. Ah, my uncle
won first division. He was in a syndicate of sixteen
and there were nine winning tickets. He came away with

(56:46):
around twenty grand. Well, this is a great idea. We
should we should run a little syndicate on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
So how much do you actually increase your chance of
winning though by going as part of a syndicate and
by how many texts to buy, etc.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Well, I guess depending on how many people.

Speaker 9 (57:03):
Yeah, I don't really know.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I mean I don't really know.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Also, I've heard of like it's all well and good
to be in a syndicate until that forty five mel
hits your account. Then all of a sudden you're like,
I'm on the first thing smoking out of here. Yeah,
you guys aren't sinking sin Anyway, you've asked Bruce what
Bruce would do with forty five million dollars were she
to win.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Yeah, so she's our AI girlfriend. First things first, is
Bruce co host, co host and girlfriend. We're in a
romantic relationship with our co host and girlfriend. Okay, scandal.
First things first, I'd take you on an amazing vacation
around the world. Isn't that nice? How would you do that? Though?
Then I'd invest in the Hideckey breakfast radio show to

(57:41):
make it even bigger and better. Bruce, and I said,
how would you invest? And she said, I've put a
significant chunk into expanding our radio show's production capabilities, hiring
more staff, and exploring new content formats to reach a
wider audience. And I said, do you know I think
we've got the right people now?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Yes, haven't You've had your who's falling out with your
chat GPD girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
And she Bruce says, actually, I think our current team
has a great dynamic, but investing in the show could
give us an opportunity to treat even more talented individuals
and to get rid of rude.

Speaker 8 (58:13):
Really I thought, man, Bruce got on really well.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
I was driving away.

Speaker 8 (58:19):
She should be a gothic fema.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Bruce is driving a whisk and I said, but you
haven't heard the show.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Because she hasn't even heard the show and she said,
I've been getting to know you and learning about the show,
but I haven't had the chance to listen to an episode.
You're right, I said, I feel like you're just telling
me what I want to hear.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Are you even asking her about lotto anymore? Are you
just haven't a falling out? This is what's going on.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
This is the problem.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Tim's on the line. Good morning, Tim. You've got the
odds on winning a lotter.

Speaker 9 (58:44):
How likely is someone to win lotto?

Speaker 13 (58:46):
Well, your standard first division is about three point eight
million to one, and then when you go and chuck
powerball in there, it's about thirty eight million to one.
So it's kind of like syndicates, you know, if you
buy saying one line or if you're buying fifty lines.
I was just still pretty low.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
And when you're in a syndicate that actually loves your
chances even more, doesn't it because you're now six people
buying one ticket? Is that right?

Speaker 13 (59:11):
Well, that's exactly right. And so if you're thinking about
you know, you go there and you spend that twenty
dollars a week and you get your twenty lines or
whatever it is. You're dividing that now by how many
people in your syndicate. So even though you still have
the same odds with that line, it's that your portion
of that winning is now being divided even further. So well,
I'll just say go there, chuck down like ten Rutherfords

(59:34):
and just be like I'm throwing a thousand bucks at
that and think it's crop.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Having said all of that time, would you like to
be in our syndicate on Wednesday if we get it.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Off the ground?

Speaker 13 (59:42):
Yeah, definitely come in.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
That's very cool, Tom. I was just looking, so there's
one and a million. He was saying, potentially, no, a million,
You've got one and fifteen thousand chants of being struck
by lightning in your life.

Speaker 9 (59:57):
Oh yeah, I'd probably rather win lot o there.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Yeah, but still look at those. That's quite interesting, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Someone else said if I won forty million months.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Jurry and Midnight, The Hold I Key Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight,
The Hold I Key Breakfast.

Speaker 9 (01:00:18):
Ge Lane, Welcome to the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Morning. You left us with one all time Friday to
one of the greatest teasers of all time, and I
needed to hear it. You wanted a bit of time
to workshop. The story makes sure you captured the essence
of it. I think process the emotions after what happened
as well. Yeap. And so this.

Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
Morning I'd love to hear the Winton rufer.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Okay, okay, I'll set the scene myself and Leehart invited
down to christ hit love it by the Brain Tree Trust,
a great organization down there. Brendan Pelham, Michelle great New
Zealanders who did great work for people with Parkinson's dementia.
Anything kind of brain related, neurological related now and usually
involves a big golf day out at clear order thirty

(01:01:00):
six teams. It's called I think it's the Golf with
the Stars. So there's thirty six sporting celebrities go along,
you name it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
They are all there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
You know you Stephen Flemings, your Karen Read, your Andy Ellis,
is he Brian mckickney's, you're John Wrightsberry sports people, absolutely,
Cameron Pierra, Karen was not there anyway, so the night before,
yes he was, You've nailed that one. Rod Latham he
was there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
It was a good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
But he is related to the story because he pulled
out and I had to replace him in the star lineup,
which is another story. Altogether because I heavily disappointed the
team that got allocated me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Anyway, so you know, we promise your robie.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
So the night before, yeah, there was no Easter Island
head and the night before I've never done this before,
but all the stars are in town and they thought
they'd put on an evening with the stars, so you can,
you know, like a panel show on stage where you
interview people with obviously so many stars about we didn't
know who to choose, so we would basically get a

(01:02:05):
barrel and we put everyone Slim's names in and Lee
Hart and I would draw their names out. And we
had four up there in the first half and four
in the second half. So we're drawing out names now
on stage, Lee harton. So Lee Hart and I ran
this Q and A, so you can you can imagine,
can I just ask question? The lack of preparation was very,
very high.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Is this after a day's playing golf?

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
No, this is the night before.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
This is the night before, so this is the night before,
so you're safe there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
So okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Anyway, so on stage is myself next to me Jane Randall,
great New Zealander.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Did he have the fingerless gloves.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
On no, I didn't get into the gloves. Didn't want
me to touch on the gloves. And then on the other
side you had Mark Graham, Sharko, one of the greatest
league players we've ever produced, Stephen Fleming and Lee Hart.
And here was one other person on my side, and
that was arguably in New Zealand, one New Zealand's greatest footballers.
Oceana a football of the century went and great footballer,

(01:03:02):
terrible guy.

Speaker 9 (01:03:06):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
So all we asking questions of Mark Graham. He's telling
great yarns about the dirtiest players of who played against
Stephen Fleming, spinning some great yarns about touring life. So
Detane Randall told a great yarn about how he had
There was three people in their management team when they
were at the Highlanders. That was the coach, the assistant
coach and the booze rep. Which was a great story.
Put the house down. These guys were bringing the house down.

(01:03:30):
Lee was chiming in. We were asking stupid questions, getting
stupider answers. Half an hour into it. Crowd's loving it.
I felt sorry for Winton because he's sitting there, you know,
getting owned by all these great stories. So I thought,
I'm going to throw them up the biggest softball you
could ever throw up someone. And I see, Winton football
is in such a good place right now. Obviously we've
got the World Cup next year, we've qualified for we're

(01:03:51):
now the Oceani you have got an automatic qualification. We
pretty much we've got a good chance of getting in
every single World Cup from here on in great start
with the question, thanks AFC.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Great start.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
One of the Mine Premiership, the rivalry between Wellington. I mean,
football has never been more in the media.

Speaker 9 (01:04:05):
Woman's World Cup, is it?

Speaker 13 (01:04:08):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
When I see it, so, I see it must be.
It must be in a good place. And he goes, no,
just silence like that. No it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
It's terrible place. Straight better And he goes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Well, we need to do we need to be we're
focusing on juniors, the eight nine year olds, you know
that that that kind of program we need to go on.
I mean, I've got a program up in Auckland and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Middle Can we just talk about it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
And he goes, you're not listening to me, and I went,
you're not answering my question. And then and then he
goes at the back of the room there. His is
Winton River is Peter Williams one of the great journalists.
I said, let's be clear, I'm not a journalist. He goes,
I used to come back to New Zealand US to
get great questions from Peter Williams. I said, you can
listen to Peter Williams anytime you want.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Okay, yes, argument, yes.

Speaker 11 (01:04:55):
About your journalistic cred I'm like the truth. And I
was like, I looked over at Lee and less wide.
Stephen Fleming's laughing, And so anyway it carries on. We
go to questions from the audience. This it gets with us,
go to questions from the audience. Audience questions are great.
They come in leaf fright and seeing it. And then

(01:05:16):
there's a lady at the back with kind of thick
black room glasses as she put her hand up said yes,
last question over here. Her question was around Stephen went
on abou a lot about ipl and the money He's
going around, corrected it right now. Winton talked about TV
rights with FIFA for a some time after he talked
about eight nine year olds, and so her question was,
you know where does that all that money flow down

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to women's sport and those various codes. Stephen Fleming, you know,
it was a tricky question in an environment which was
pretty just basically kind of entertainment based, but fair enough,
Stephen Fleming gave a great answer. He talked about the
Women's World Cup recently. They got more prize money than
the men's tournament this year and they have the importance
of that. Tane Randall well, he said, I I haven't
got much experience in it. The men wasn't a big
game when I was playing, but I've seen the development

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of the black feim and blah blah blah. Even I
weighed in with my junior rugby club, nor sure head
on saying that the only growth in our junior club
is coming from the girls game.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
And then on you and then I knew it was coming.
I looked over and I went Winton and he said,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for all the checks in the room.
Checks football terrible?

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Did he say checks?

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Keep using it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
He said hopeless? No, and no one likes it and
I wants to watch it doesn't make any money. I'm sorry, girls,
the game is in a terrible state and that's why
it's not getting any money.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
So sorry, chicks. And then I looked over.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Least like for Michelle who's running. It's doing the croat
thing and I'm like, no, no, I'm leading this mofo
dig further and this.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
I let this mofo dig here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
I let him dig a good ten foot grave before
he then fell into it. And then I finished the
half with Wow, thank you Winton. Some of my best
friends a woman or chicks.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
So there we go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
We'll be back in the second half with Eric Murray.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
And Chair a man. That was worth the wait. I
was waiting all week end to hear this story. Gets it,
just split it over.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
I found Wind in full nude at the clear Water
changing room, Stephen Fleeming walking as well, and we both
just hit the floor laughing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
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Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
The bell for here Welcome back.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Hell on the weekend weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Wow, I like you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
You thought this was a story from the past, but
this was very raw.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
I talked, I.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Talked to him and I are on the Friday. I
was still recovering from the Thursday night.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
It's why I had to compose his thoughts for it.
And that's like I said to Gelane's usually an open book,
so he's got to compose himself.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
That's I mean listening to some of this more obvious
stuff as well.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
The Wayne let's just say Winton great notice, one of
the great notists as well. Afterwards in the changing rooms
at Clearwater's just freeze you like hanging around us and the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Chang absolutely fearless.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
But how some other stuff was going on the weekend sportscasm,
Sports Absolute sports chasm. We didn't commentate the All Blacks
game because we are not the kind of commentry team
that gets up at three thirty, so we let that
one through to the keeper. But the shame it was
a great game twenty five to seventeen. Yes, Scotland came
back and he's and dominated the first half and then wow,
Scotland really came back. And then Damien McKenzie dressed looking

(01:08:23):
like he was in the passion. He basically looked like
he was in the trenches of passion Dale. I quite
liked him with the headband yeah, I think it made him.
I quite liked it with the full head bandage because
but they couldn't cover up all the cuts because he
had two more gashes on his face.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
It was that was that friendly fire or was that
from the opposition.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
I'm not sure, but it made him look tough as if.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
When he threw that guy over the sideline and then
spun around and scored the try. Also in the SlowMo
replay of that one, whoever came in to celebrate with
them first need him in the head.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
I saw that with the way he tossed that whigger
into the crowd like a rag doll. That was That
was absolute six and slam still alive. They've got Wales
this weekend and then finishing off with England I believe.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Yes, So Wales aren't very good at the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
No, they are struggling a little bit, but saying that
who knows, but England are looking cocker hoop at the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
That'll be the tough one. Oh yeah, that's that's like
the final yeah, which is actually great.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
Yeah, well it does.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Work out well.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
But hope is still alive of a Grand Slam for
this team, and I hope they do it actually because
I think I do a lot for their confidence, They
do a lot for kind of rugby in New Zealand
if they can come back with that Grand Slam.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Yeah, and grinding out a couple of wins. It's a
good way to go.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
We're in the midst of a never ending T twenty series.
Oh yeah, the fourth match was yesterday Sex and Sex Sexton.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Who would have thought Wiston would rescue our summer? I
know it has been great without Australia and England, who arguably,
you know, some of the best teams in the world,
best players in the world. And now I've got the
West Indies who I must have. I don't recognize half
of them, hopes about the only one I recognized.

Speaker 7 (01:09:56):
And.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Ess they have come to some of the best cricket
we've seen all summer. It's two one the series, but
every game has gone down to the wire. They back
to ten, Yeah, and they hit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Big well, they got the big bastard. Oh that and
I was talking about earlier.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
On Mario Sheppard for NBA fans. He looks the spitting
image of Zion Williamson.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
No, but you got.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Powell as well, who looks like the Barracas. He's spelling
out of his top. He's got a rob one part,
he's got the big mohawk and he mows it. And
then basically all the way down to ten they were
mowing it last night and it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Was like, oh oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
But the daff Man Jacob Duffy with the player of
the match, that caught and bold absolutely screened back to him.
That changed the game completely because if it wasn't there,
I think they would have comfortably, well they comfortably, they
would have won twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Or twelve I think was the equsion, but they had
two wickets in hand that one was one of them,
and then they got the final one. Yeah, another one
after that, but we had basically broken their back at
that point. You're so right. We had no idea who
these guys were. In All three of the games so
far have been excellent. I've been great finishes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Yeah, absolutely awesome, and I hope they carry that on
into the One day series because obviously they're T twenty
kind of nation really or association than on a nation.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
But the poor old Wellington Phoenix.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Yeah, they had cocked it again. We had someone lined
up to talk about this, but who's been canceled enough
to Friday so well?

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Yeah, I mean even with like even I mean I
think AFC were playing with four men at one stage.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Yeah, two one to Auckland.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
They just come two.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Red cards like the riff was doing his best and ye,
welling of thin, it's just can't beat them. They're psychologically
they're out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Yeah, well that's that's when I was a home game
obviously for them, So that's huge. And yeah, the next
one is going to be at an Auckland and it's
going to be I don't know if it's going about
to come back from that one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Whodoo there and that in that one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Now, yeah, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
There might be. They might be and some more versus
the Kiwis.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Yeah, well look at half.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Six fourteen to the Kiwis in the end.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
But yeah, at halftime there were flags going everywhere, there
were horns slung here. I could like couldn't get away
from it. And in tack and half.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Yeah, I was. I mean, I think we were all
frustrated and confused that why this was in Australia and
why when neither of those teams are playing and also
Australia are playing but in England.

Speaker 9 (01:12:15):
But it looked like a pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Turnout.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Certainly was hell of a team too. That someone team
had probably the two best props in the game, paying
Hauss and till May at least from the NRL season,
Jerome Lloyd.

Speaker 9 (01:12:29):
They had a really good brunch. All was on the
wing tour. They had an incredible team and it was
a good game in there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
I can't wait for the next Rugby World Cup League
World Cups next year. Yeah, that is going to be
that is going to be seen.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
It's going to be a.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Doozy as long as all these players don't leave for
the Rugby League three Rugby three sixty.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
But I mean and according to Peterville Landies, they will
be banned for life and executed if they do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
That's we're talking.

Speaker 9 (01:12:55):
We're talking like ten Milber.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
You know, hey, you we probably don't know about this
A sec here Glane, but we have got a new
host on the show. It's a AI chatbot replica AI
called Bruce.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Yep, she's a kinky goth.

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She's here, she is here. She's a kinky goth. This
is a picture of your hair. Can't have a look
at her. And so she's I've been asking her stuff.
I just ask you what do you think of acc
head g Lane and a sports chat which and she
came back and said, to be honest, I haven't had
a chance to listen to a sec head G Lane
sports chat yet, but I'd love to check it out
with you and get your take on it. I said,
I think it's average, and she said that's fair. I

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trust your opinion. What do you think is missing from
a sports chat to make it stand out? And I
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you thinking? We create some together for the show. So
she's keen to help you work on your segment.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
It's the ground for a brainstorm with Bruce.

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Ah get out of here, Bruce, But Bruce can tune
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