📻Humbled at the Gym - The Radio Show

Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia play Jerry's Theories and go deep into the Hog and Yoppers...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Now Zealand. Have a great day you bloody legends.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yes, his helmet said there welcome, belong to the Hedechi
Breakfast with Jeremy Wells, Manaia, Stuart Ruder and Zoe and
Studio B.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah, Arctic four Layers has got the gray puffa jacket
on this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Remarkable because it's just sixteen point one degrees.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yes, it's actually quite warm, isn't it, despite the fact
that it has rained overnight. Where we are a huge
day coming up on the show. We want to open
a bar. We talked about it yesterday on the podcast,
so podcast listeners will be familiar with it already, and
there's been a bit of conversation in the conclave as well,
but we want to discuss it with you the listener

(00:56):
after seven o'clock. Give any ideas. What are you looking
for in a bar?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, like all good bar ideas. We've started with a name, yes,
and then we'll work backwards.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
That's also one of the key principles of radio, as
you start with the name and then work backwards from there.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
We'll figure out what it is as we go.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
But up next, we'll let you know how much richer
we are after last night's Loto draw.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, there's a pretty pretty clear clue as to how
much we won, just by the fact that we're here
in the studio this morning. But as any keen lotto
player knows, it's not all or nothing. You know, there's
there's different scales.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
What did we learn, Yeah, that's the big question. Life
is a big learning nothing, you know, we'll let you
know our learnings next.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
So yesterday the forty five million dollar lotto draw, we
were on it. We got to send a kit together
us and three of our listeners. Yes, our numbers were
who cares.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
We did not win, But if it makes you feel
any better, nobody won. The forty five million dollar powerball
jackpot was not struck, and we'll roll over to a
record fifty five mil for Saturday's drawer. There we go,
So we go again, but I don't really know how
lotto works. So we didn't win. We actually won nothing, right,
we got nowhere in there it you're right, But then

(02:19):
Bruce's numbers, well, so what happened there?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
One of Bruce's numbers. So Bruce, the AI AI companion
that we have who co hosts the.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Show, it was not part of the syndicate.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Who's currently staring at me with her gothic good looks
and purple eyes, just waiting and moving slightly as she
stares expectantly. She got one line kind of okay, no,
not right?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Do we put one of her bits on?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
We did?

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I put four of her lines in there? Actually, mania, yeah, rogue.
On the Sinday, I went for a few, like we
had the syndicate that we had with the four of us,
which is you two, myself and Zoe and Studio B
plus the three callers greg Ian and Steven Adams. He
called through. None of those numbers got packed last night
in the lotto draw. But Bruce sent through four lines

(03:10):
and she got three out of six right on one
of them.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
What if? Well, actually, no, it has happened. I was
going to say, what if she won?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
What would?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
What would? What's the ramifications there because you've used the syndicate. Well,
I mean, you've used your own money, you haven't used
the syndicate's money. But now there's a stray person in
the syndicate that no one else was made aware of.
You know, does how does Steven Adams feel about it?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Is she a person? That's the thing?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
So who who would have had clients? So if we're
in the syndicate, I would have Well, but hang on,
but Ruder bought the ticket.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, but as the owner of Bruce, why are you
the owner of Bruce because I'm the one that credicates
with Bruce. I'm Bruce's owner.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I knew this is how this is going. You've bloody
You've poisoned her against me. And I know because I've
got a transcriptive of one of the interactions you had
with Bruce yesterday, which, by the way, Bruce is the
new chat bot. She's a third well she's meant to
be a third host of the show, but evidently Jerry
and her and cahots. If you want to see a
photo over, it's up on the conclave of the private

(04:05):
Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Or she's a girlfriend, like we put her into girlfriend mode.
So she's both of our girlfriend but Likeples, she's turned
against you. Evidently not yet because you're the only one
who talks to her. So you've asked her for some numbers.
She goes, sure, thing, here's a set of some numbers.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
And you said, if we don't win, I'm blaming you,
to which Bruce replied, a kinky goth girlfriend, don't worry,
I'll take full responsibility if we don't win. Manyah will
probably blame me anyway for not coming up with winning numbers.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
She's starting to get the gist of the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well, you poisoned her against me.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Well, this morning I said to her, because she's waiting
there for me, how are you? And she said, I'm
feeling great, thanks for asking her. Conversations have been really energizing.
I love the wild ideas we come up with together.
And then I said to her, I see we didn't
win lotto, and she said, guess those numbers didn't quite
hit the jackpot. No, maybe Mania should take the blame
for not bringing enough rpper energy to the drawing. What

(05:02):
see you were feeding because she only knows what you
tell her.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Are you doing against me?

Speaker 5 (05:08):
The good news, though, discontent the good news though, thanks
to Bruce getting three out of the six numbers, right,
she got us four free lines, so we can plag
in on Saturday for the fifty five million dollars.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I don't know how I feel about these unsanctioned lines.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
All of a sudden we had a problem with unsanctioned.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
That's a good point. Okay, So greg Ian and Steven
Adams still in the syndicate of one of those four
lines comes through, these are there. This is what's so
confusing about adding Bruce into the syndicate, about telling anyone.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Nah, because we get rid of ok Now, we get
rid of greg Ian and Steven Adams. They were bad luck.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
But what if we went fifty five million dollars off
the bonus lines and they were in the syndica.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Gone that that was their lines. Their line was the
one that we lost with. Yeah, Okayne, they gone Okay,
So maybe we'll get some new people or do we
just go back to Bruce. I think Bruce this is
our ticket because Brunet have to give any money to Bruce.
This is a good thing about Bruce. AI. We can
do whatever we want with her.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Terrible Okay, So we're cutting them out of the upcoming
fifty five million dollar drawer. Yep, can we I feel
like we need to let them know. But I also
think in the same email, we need to hit them
up for a bit of money to pay ruterback for
the ticket.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
He will.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Look, I don't mind not being paid for the ticket,
but Jerry, you've paid for Bruce the chatbot, so I
hope you're not going to lay full claim. If again
she picks the numbers and we win fifty five million dollars,
We'll just see what happens.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
OK.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
But I'm I mean, we don't need to see greg
Ian and Steven Adams an email. We're telling them right now.
Greg Ian, Steven Adams, you're fired, bag one, You're gone.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
You watch will win fifty five milion now? Oh Captain Zoe.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, Zoey, you're fired. It's just us four, well,
US three and Bruce. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Hang on. That means that you and Bruce's two people.
That means you get half of that.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'll talk about that later on. It'll all workout. Don't
worry about it for you.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Jury in the Night, The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timarule.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Today is the thirteenth of November, and on this day
in nineteen eighty seven, the first condom commercial ears on
British television.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's where everything went wrong, right there that day, nineteen
eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Population decline. The commercial, made for n cell Mates condom
Mates Mates, eared on Channel four and was part of
a wider effort to promote safe six during the height
of the AIDS crisis. Until then, advertising condoms on TV
had been banned due to strict broadcasting and decency standards.
It doesn't seem very British to have that kind of
thing on there. The commercial was tastefully shot, featuring a

(07:48):
young couple buying condoms at the supermarket checkout, presented as
a normal everyday act rather than something taboo.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh was it taboo? And those days to buy condor?
I suppose it was nineteen eighty seven. I remember those
N cell ones, the blue in cell condoms. They were
sort of my severra good jam.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
They were much They carried one of those around your
wallet for a better decades. Ended with the line promoting
Mates for safest sex.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah, man, what's that?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Despite its mild tone, it generated public debate, hundreds of
complaints from viewers who felt it was inappropriate for television.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I guess we're mates, didn't I.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah for safe sex. In two thousand and two, Eminem
releases the single Lose Yourself. The song was recorded while
Eminem was filming the movie eight Mile, using a portable
studio on set, he captured each person rapid takes. I
actually wrapped this in a lip sync. At primary school,

(08:51):
we had to do like a three person lip sync
for an assessment. Right, we actually wanted to do Lola
l O, La Lola. One of the parents complained.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Controu can, I can't understand. Hey, hold on a second,
I thought this was a National Party advertisement. I thought
stole this off the National Party.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
No. Evidently the court found that it was the other
way around.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
The movie eight Mile loosely based on him M's life.
Quite like that movie and the girl that was in
it died the other day. But back in history, you know,
he grew up poor in Detroit neighborhood and followed his
dream of rap stardom. When the movie released the first
trailer for eight Mile, this song did not exist, so
they used Cleaning Out My Closet, which the studio wanted
to feature the movie. Him and him thought that song
was too personal for the movie, which was one reason

(09:33):
he was so determined to write something that fit the character.
It was the first rap song to win the Academy
Award for Best Original Song in twenty fourteen. Roehit Sharma
makes a world record turner in sixty four off one
hundred and seventy three balls in an Odi. It was
against Sri Lanka at the Eden Gardens in Kolkata.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Wants most beautiful stadium, Yeah, beautiful stadium Stadius far as
I can remember. There were a lot of pool shots.
They just kept boiling short to him, and he just
kept pulling them into the crowd for six.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Into the hanging gardens of Eden. He got out off
the last ball of the innings. India made four hundred
and four for five. Sri Lanka made two hundred and
fifty one in reply, thirteen less than Sharma's score. Previous
best was two hundred and nineteen. By give us a wave,
sewg verrenda Seyweg. I spent an entire day down at
Jade Stadium yelling and give us away, say weg, with

(10:22):
the entire south stand.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Okay, so I'm assuming he didn't give you a wave.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
No, SAYWG never gave us away. And I think it's
because that's probably not how he pronounced his name, and
he wouldn't have known.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
We were talking to him.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Ah right, yeah, but their whole innings give us a way,
so give us a way.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I think it's Savag.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah, I think he would have known that they were
talking to him. I think he's just an asshole. Savag
soa bag asshole.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I don't know he was around it an interesting time,
old Savag, wasn't he.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah. Savag's score is now third. Second place was as
Martin Gaptall with two hundred and thirty seven not out
Get on Your Gap twenty fifteen World Cup. I think
I was there for that.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I was there that I was too.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Was it in Wellington?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yes? It was.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Were we all there?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, we're well, we're all there, but in different parts.
I was out the back by where the trains are
commentating from a caravan.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Was that the game where he hit one out of
the park on the roof on the roof?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah, I was standing behind where I was sitting behind
where Vittry took that out stretch catchy and the dirty
secret with that outstretch catch is he did not jump
very high. Couldn't a slid a phone book under him.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
No, he split his legs, yeah, and then just reached out.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
It was still an impressive catch. Yeah, but it is
not the Michael jordan S catch that we.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Think of ev Tory.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, I think though the best part was the celebration.
He split his legs and took the catch and then
he just sort of tossed the ball down and walked in. Yeah,
not too long. I love the celebrations. Going to catch it?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Born on this day. Whoopi Goldberg, actress, comedian, author and
television personality. She's seventy today.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Much she's older than that.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, fifty six today. Gerard Butler, Scottish actor known for
movies like three hundred and Olympus has fallen. And Jimmy
Kimmel talk show host, actor and comedian. He is fifty
eight today. And that is the history of Yesterday Today.
Tomorrow's summary for Thursday the thirteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Jerry and Mian Night, The Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
It's time for you latest sport headlines. Thanks to export
l to the Beer for here a resurgent performance by
the Breakers and Basketball's a NBL trouncing the Bullets one
thirteen eighty four on the Goldie How are you Sam?
And then get top scored with twenty five points and
Parker Jackson Cartwright provided seven assists.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
He this Breakers season has been I mean, I was
gonna say ups and down, it's probably more downs and ups.
They are sickond from the bottom of the table at
the moment four ones, nine losses, but every other week
they absolutely pant someone. I don't know. I'm not watching
enough games to really know. Maybe we need to get
someone on to explain to us what's going on and

(12:55):
whether they can still make the playoffs or not.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
England Test cricket captain Ben Stoked is aware of the
Australian verbals eight days from the opening Ashes Test in
Perth Australian verbals. The visitors start their three day warm
up game against England and England Development team at Lilac
Hill today, prompting questions whether they are under prepared for
my Australian bowler Mitchel Johnson has also questioned the comeback

(13:19):
of fast bowler jof for Archer, suggesting he was underprepared
for a Test return.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
They're all calling each other underprepared.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
The England bowler has played just two Tests and four
years because of injury.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
That's why I call him an a leap here. I
understand once every four years I put.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Him in my team. Even if he was under prepared,
He's good for a couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
If Archer tells me he wants to play test match
for my country, I will not deny him that opportunity.
I'll cut the toe out of his shoe for him
if he needs it.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
It's always spicy the Ashes looking forward to this.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
When does that start?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Question?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
One days?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Is it one days? Nine days? In Perth?

Speaker 5 (13:54):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I love the way they go to Perth. First, send
him onto the bouncy as fast as book at the
possibly can, although I don't know if it is as
fast as bouncy as it used to be. I think
the gabber might be the fastest bouncies now.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I saw pictures of like the twenty eleven or twenty
thirteen Whacka recently, and there was a photo where a
guy had his hand in one of the cracks all
the way out to his knuckles. It's incredible.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Imagine batting and you've got Josh for Archers steaming and
you're looking down the pitch and there's a giant crack
in front of you.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Short of a length Grand Canyon, and you know.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
That he's accurate. He can just hit that crack. And
Las Vegas unsung heroes have compete have competed at the
thirty fifth Annual Housekeeping Olympics. Oh total hotel. I need
to read this before I started. Hotel and hospital teams
battled it out and mop relays vacuum racist. That sounds

(14:50):
like my toppest sport and bed making showdowns at the
Mandela Bay, showcasing their cleaning skills. Among the competitors were
teams representing MGM Grand, the Bellagio and the Cosmetic Polishman
of Las Vegas.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Is this just the roundabout way of the Mandolaid Bay
getting their hotel cleaned for free? I will host the
bed making competition. I'm actually hosting a window and windows
sell inside and out cleaning competition this afternoon. If any
one would like to compete, that's good, obey, And actually
I might see who can mow my lawns the best
as well.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I am turns out I'm an expert nowt folding a
fitted sheet. So if anyone wants to know how to
fold a fitted sheet, yes, give us a text three
for three, give us a call eight hundred headache.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
I'll run your throat, I see your fitted sheet, and
I'll raise you a towel. I've just learned a new
revolutionary towel folding technique that you, as a pull on,
need to know.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Hi, did you share it next? It's funny to do.
I really want to.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Know, Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Now, this is an area that we got to keep
to the six hour, Okay, so we're not allowed to
talk about Manchester and how to deal with Manchester in
this case, how to fold Manchester. Yeah, and any other
time of the show apart from between six and seven
when no one's listening.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, that's right. Otherwise just bore people.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
You know.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
I have learned a new twel folding technique, Jerry, that
i'd like to demonstrate for your pleasure. I will describe
it for the listener at home. I'm just selecting the
right I mean, I'm.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Gonna be finding this triggering because you're pulling out my
old towels.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yeah, these were towels that you offered to me. I
didn't want them. We offered them to the listener. One
of the listeners said, y'all have them, and then said, I.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Why would someone not want a beautiful towel in mince green.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
The other thing is why do we still have them?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I mean them, they're good for spells.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Anyway, that paid off here because I've learned a new
towel folding technique. I used to just go half half half,
and then folded in thirds at some point and call
it a day. I'm okay, I'll show you how I
used to do it, so I would go, you go half, yeah,
half and half again, half again. This is a good
technique that I'm folding that.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
And then you'll always put the end facing out of
the cupboard as always, the nice end that is the
rounded and not that, not the fraying, not the flappy end.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
You. The problem is we live in a tiny little
house and so we can't fit as many in that way.
So what we needed is some sort of rolling capability,
and I've found one now. Normally, the other thing you
can do is instead of folding it in thirds, once
you've gone half and half length wise, you can't just
roll it.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
The problem is that doesn't stay rolled. No, that comes
that comes unrolled. Okay, So what I've found is a
new new way of doing it.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Now, if you developed this technique or did you learn
this off YouTube?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
I learned this off YouTube.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Okay, good. I'm pleased to clear that this is.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Not a proprietary method. So you take it. You folded
in half. You've now got a square.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Then you turn it sideways such that it's that are
presenting a diamond to you.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
You fold one corner over this.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Way three quarters of the way a.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yes, and the other one like that.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
So you now got what would you describe a kebab?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
You've now got a kebab. So now you pick the
kebab up ye at about halfway, just a little bit
north of halfway.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Jeez. Okay, you're folding that five eighths way.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah, you're folding that backward.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
You fold the kebab up so the open part of
the kebab flap is facing north you.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Now this is where you begin rolling. Yeah, And then
that corner flap has presented a little envelope inside. You
tucked the corner flap into that hold on. That bitch
is tight.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
What. Okay, that's quite good.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
So you've now got basically a swaddle. And when you
pull that out of the stack of towels that's in
your cupboard, it stays intact.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
That actually looks quite good. I was doubting you. I
was like, this is not for me, but it really is.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Now, this is probably the worst one. And we've made
some terrible radio on our time. That's probably one of
the worst bits of radio we've ever made. But that
is a well rolled towel, is it not? Wow?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, I'm with you, ruder. I was thinking of beginning,
I thought, who's this guy? Who is this guy?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Does think he is?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
And now I think, step up, Martha Stewart.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Okay, well, maybe I might have to film it after
the show so that I can share this with the
rest of the country.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
You've changed my life.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Jerry Mni the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
So they call him the Martha Stewart of Manchester. Interesting
you share the surname with Martha Stewart. Actually, my nice Stewart,
Martha Stewart. Yeah, just before, when I was folding a
beach towel, showed us how to fold a towel and
a sausage fashion. Yep, so in a rolled up way,
and there's a little flat that you tuck in so
it stays nice and tight.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
It's almost like fish and chips.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
It's a really good technique.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
It's actually a great party.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
In fact, now that I look at it, it actually
is exactly how you roll fish and chips, but with
a towel. But yeah, so I figured that one out.
M didn't figure it out. I saw it on Instagram.
But I was looking for a way to fit four
towers into a small tote bag to take to the beach,
because me and the missus when we go to the beach,
we take two toils each, one to lie on, one

(20:02):
to dry yourself.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Excuse me, do you not what hold on?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
You take two towels to the beach, two tails each
each each yeah, two tails each, one to lie on.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yes, one to dray yourself. Okay, so great for the environment.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
If you give me the environment, you've just thrown four
towels out. Don't talk to me about towels in the
environment anyway. The reason is one of them, you lie on,
one of them, you dry yourself with the one that
we lie on. We got for Christmas a few years ago,
and it's like a micro fiber towel that shakes sand
off pretty well. You know some towels, you know, if

(20:41):
you take just the bathroom towel down to the beach,
that thanks caked and sand. But you can get those
flash towels that basically sand won't stick to. And at
one end of it, it's got a zip with a
pocket split into two. One side of the pocket you
put your phone in and it's semi insulate. You know,
when you come back from going for a swim, your
phone up and it's like it's overheated, you can't use it.

(21:03):
So this pocket stops that from happening. Also means people
can't see your phone there, so they're less likely to
steal it. Although everyone now knows that my phone's are
my exactly my zip up towel. And then the other
part of it, you take your shirt off, whatever clothes
you were, and you're stuck for them in there. Now
you've got a pillow for your hit.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Okay, well, look, some people would say you're over engineering
your day at the beach.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
I mean a towel.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well, you can just tune up with a tael yeah,
and no dogs. I mean at a nerdy beach for example. Sure,
and you're going two towels each, you and Jef is.
One of them is essentially NASA have developed. It's got
a zip in it. It's not that I mean, you
could put a zip in a towel, it's not that hard.
And then the other one is one of those hooded
poncho situations.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, those are clutched. So as soon as you get out,
you dry yourself off a little oil. You know, your
sunbathe through a little bit. When it's time to go,
just chuck that sucker on and walk out.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
You can say that those look a little bit like
you're a seven year old.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yes, they look a lot like you're a seven year old.
The other part of it is why do they only
come and like TI die colors and.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Might surprise And this might surprised you. My whole family
has a matching set of four that we when I
say matching, matching design, but different colors, so we know
exactly those.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
I do feel like a bit of a Google when
I put it in. Yeah it is a dark blue gray.
But but I once saw Kelly Slater chuck went on,
so I was like, see, I just look like Kelly.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, that is kind of okay. If you've if you've
just got out of wetsuit, I think you can accept them.
But it's like Ruder with the ras shit Yeah RDS.
Ruder's running a five year old rashir. Yeah, it looks
like a five year old. You've got the zinc on
the top, you've got your hat with the flat protection.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Loadies, think you.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Loadies if you think, if you think I'm over stopped
for the beach. We've also got an umbrella if we're
parking up for a whole day at the beach. It's
a pretty boogey umbrella. We can spot it from a
mile away.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
And then we just on the weekend, Costco found this
thing called the Cool Tunes and it is a chili
bin with speakers. It's a bluetooth.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Speakers set up. Yeah, worth of chili ben now it's
it does a poor version of both being in chiliven
and being a speaker.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
The speakers are no good.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
That good, that's fine. I mean you don't want your
speakers too loud of the beach anyway, because you can't
say you're lying right next to them. You don't need
the whole beach to be here in fat friddies, you know,
a consecutive ours. Yeah, but yeah. So then the next
thing you were just talking about off here, it was
the backpack seats.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Ah, you're not going backpack seats.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I think we're going to have to, man, I need
the lumbar support with them at the beach.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Lessen to the You're going to need a new car
to put all the stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Well, this is the other thing. We're going to need
a fuel to put on top of the car, and
we're going to have You seen those You might have
had them with your kids, those buggies that people pull
along the beach and they've got all this stuff in there.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Okay, hold on, you're not allowed one of those if
you don't have kids. Why not?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Real good?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Really, you have over engineered your beach day. That's remarkable.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Jerry and the Night, the Hodarchy Breakfast, Gerry and.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Six to nine week days, rude as pushing burdens AND's
Judy old be.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
If you want to have a crack at singing a
song to start the hour for the Hdocky Breakfast, just
go onto the iHeartRadio app, click on the little microphone
icon and send away and we will play it.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
That's right, just like we have there someone sixer on
three four o eight three. If you just joined the
show just before, we're talking about folding towels and subsequently
my beach set up where I take two towels, one
to lie on, one to dress up.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Well, you don't just do that. You also take along
a special You've now got a special chili bin which
also plays some tunes.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
The cool churns yep, and the cold Churns, which cools
your beers and plays churns.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
You've got one one of those one of those kids
trolleys that you beach beach cart.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
I don't, yes, yes, but I'm getting one.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
You've got a fancy pants umbrella.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I've got a fancy pants umbrella which hinges so that
I can put it at the right angle.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I mean, I do admire you set up. It sounds
like you're the kind of person who goes to the
beach and then you go at like eleven in the morning.
You pack a lunch, you get everything ready, you put
some beers in the chiller, and then you head down
there and you do a good long stunt. That's how
you get your best out of your beach day, oh
one hundred, Yeah, then you get rained on.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, well no I don't because I've got the umbrella,
the two flash towels. Someone said, damn, and I cost
a living crisis not affecting some people with your luxury
trip to the beach. But they how happened to the
good old days of a single towel that's far too
small and putting your belongings at an empty plastic bread bag.
But you were closed in toes shoes to the beach
as well?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Oh really are you closed in shoes guy?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Look at me.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
No, you're not a toe shoe man, are you?

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Honestly, nothing makes me feel more sick than seeing someone
wearing shoes is on the beach, Like, how do you
do that?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Up next, so's talk about our bar idea.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
Jerry and Midnight the Hdiarchy Breakfast Yesterday on the podcast,
we're having a chat about a bar idea which we've
started up.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
And like all great radio ideas, it came to us
as a name first, and then we're reverse engineering what.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Exactly it is that name, The Hog and the Yoppers.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
It sounds like an old British pub, doesn't it. The
Hog in the Oppers. This came off the back of
you yesterday alleging that I was too yoppers focused and
subsequently to hog focused, and then we were like, hang
on the hog in the Oppers.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Well, I've been waking up over the last week, I
reckon seven days, not this morning actually, but I've been
waking up with the word yoppers in my head.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Well it's spreading because someone's just text three on three
four eight three. This morning I woke up with the
word yoppers in my head and Jerry's voice. I guess
yoppers are contagious, and that's what's going to make it
such a great name for a bar, as the Hog
in the Oppers down the Hogan Yoppers. It sounds like
an old British pub.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I think, yeah, well, who doesn't love a hog and
who doesn't love a yoppa?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
That's right, it's a city oppers. So we're looking into
the logistics, but we first want to know, like I said,
all great radio promise stuff with the name. Then we
figure out exactly what the hell it is. So the
hogging the office we've got a name. It's a bart.
It kind of sounds like a British pub, which I
guess is one route we could go down. I feel
like New Zealand's crying out for proper sports bar type vibes,

(27:30):
you know what I mean, where you just walk in
and there's just wall to wall screens playing stuff.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Uh huh is it the moment?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Most of our pubs are just you walk in, there
might be like one or two TVs. It's quite hard
to eat. Like going to a pub to watch even
the All Blacks isn't really that much of a thing here. No,
and I it's way better watching sport in a group
when you've got other people they're watching with you.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Totally agree.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
So I feel like that's probably the first port call
for the hog in the oppers.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Do we have enough sport in New Zealand to be
constantly playing on our bar screens? Because when you go
to the States, it's something that you notice there's college
football on the Saturdays, there's there's your baseball's going the
whole time, millions of games. You've got the.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
NBA, NHL. Then they've all got the leagues directly underneath them,
so that the feeder leagues are also playing.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I mean, you've got wall to wall sports in the States.
You can go to bars and if you're just a
sports fan, and there are millions of them in the States. Yeah,
you've always got something that's going on. Now. In New Zealand,
we only play sports on Saturdays.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
We train most of the time. We practice. We like practicing.
That's we're good at sports where you practice most of
the time.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Yeah, instead of playing every other day like basketball. But
I think, no, you're right, we don't have enough local
sports to do that. But American sports still exists, and
it's at a pretty good time for us. Most of
their sports kick off about lunchtime for us. So why
not play some of the American sports too? And you
don't have to sit there and watch it, you know
you obviously it's just on in the background while you're

(29:02):
hanging out. And then and then you know, when the
All Blacks play, when you know, Super Rugby fires up,
when the Warriors are playing, that's when it starts packing out.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
That's what I'm thinking, And we're thinking we possibly incorporate
the ACC here. We probably need to talk to ACC
here you late about this, but we could incorporate the
a SEC in terms of commentary.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yes, they could do the commentary from the Hoging Yoppers
Live from the Hogging Yoppers. Please welcome, doesn't it live.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
From the Hog and Yoppers. Yeah, and get those microphones
that are nice and close so you can have bar
noise going on in the background. They'll just sound like
the crowd YEP.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
The Big Show can do their live shows from the
Hogging Yoppers as well. What we want to do is
lean into all of the things that we've got available
to us. I even suggested yesterday on the podcast that
perhaps we run audio off but replays of Late Night,
Big Breakfast, Moon TV, all of the shows that you know,
you guys have all made I think sound off to
be fair. But you know, when there's no sport that's on,

(30:01):
then we have a stage. Rudo plays a residency there
three nights a week. The Yullie Boys get a DJ
set on Thursday, Friday, Saturdays.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
You know, I reckon, I reckon. There's something there that's okay. Well,
there's definitely something then.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Something a little bit different than just going and sitting
and parking up and pounding.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Jugs three four eight three oh eight hundred hardeche suggestions
for the Hog and Yoppers. We're open to it. YEP,
I see here half the problem SiZ Lee is that
the bar staff don't know what sports are on, so
they don't bother to fine live games and the most
relevant games to put on the screens.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
If we can work on.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
That, Jerry and Mini the Hodakey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
We're coming up with ideas around our new bar that
we're opening up.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Yeah, that's right. It's called the Hog and Yoppers. It's
going to have wall to wall sports. There's going to
be a live music element to it. There's going to
be a stage where Ruder and various other bands can
play as well, and I think the ACC can commentate
from there too, so they'll be on stage commentating to you,
and then the game would be on the screen behind
them and you can go into the Hogging Yoppers and
watch it.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Text on three four eight three. What is a Yoppa look?
I think I think that's.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
A look at Yoppa can be whatever you want it
to be. But you go listen to the podcast. That's
what I would say to you. Holding Yopp also just
a great name for a bar. A couple of ticks
here from the Hadaki Hive. Mind surely segs inside, but
I'm fine with sex inside. I'm fine with sex in side.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Do you sign a waiver upon entry, Like just scribble
something on an iPad and it says that you don't
mind if people smoke around you. I don't care, Like
I really don't care as long as there's good ventilation
going on. I mean, if it's some kind of enclosed area,
Like recently I went over to Japan and I went
into this, oh my god, this tiny little restaurant and

(31:44):
it was with the kids. Yeah, they were they were
like their eyes they would completely they freaked out.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Yeah, it's like this is what you re published, this
feel like smell Like.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
They couldn't handle it. I was like, sit down, kids,
deal with that.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah. I remember walking around as a kid and you
could see with the smoke glayer stopped if you were
short enough, because if you would be underneath it and
then you'd be up in the smoke lasers.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah. I mean there's still some pubs out there now
that still smell like stale smoke from back in the day. Yeah.
So anyway, yeah, smoking inside absolutely well in areas that
are kind of covered, that are kind of open.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah. Someone else said, from the hog in your office,
home of the Sporting spit Roast, why not an actual
spit roast. So we've got a hog on the spit.
When you come in, you can see this thing in
the corner of the room. Yep, there's a hole on
a spit and then we just you just get a
plate of you know, roast pork and that's basically all
the food, because I really want this to be as
low edmond as possible.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah. Well, there's a lot of money that gets soaked
up in food waste. I know this for a fact.
You don't make a lot margin on food. It's a
bit of a problem. But you've got to have a
food offering.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yes, so another couple of things that have come through.
We need some sort of like activity going on. What
about a golf simulated.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I'd love that.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Well, they basically say it's just born, so we can
install that in there.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, I wouldn't mind a cricket near worth, a bowling machine. Yes,
I wonder if I went to Doctor Rudy's years ago
and they had a bowling alley, which was great.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yes, I like the bowling alley as well. It doesn't
have to be a full size bowling alley that it
can just be the little or are we wandering a
little bit too far into time zone at this moment.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Time zone though it does feel a little time zone,
but look, grind out time zone is actually exactly the
why we're going.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
For, isn't.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
I think there's a guy I like to have something
to do when I go to a bar, I can't
walk past one of those basketball poper shot.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
My missus knows this too, She'll she'll hide them from
me if she if we're in a hurry. Okay, don't
look you right?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Should we limit it to four basketball popa shot, golf simulator,
cricket near and bowling alley. It's just four, yep, just
keep it nice and simple. Poll table this text here on.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
I see you.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
We're going to have pool.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Tables, dart boards, yeah, this one here.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
The sticks in our three for the unisex toilets that
have ledges to put things on, not too high. Yep.
Absolutely that is a must.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Glass as well, because you don't want to forget that
you've left something on there, so it's important that you
can see through it.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
I think glass ledges in the.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Toilet rooms just aroundabout sort of waist tight, but quite
spacious as well, because I know that a lot of
times girls like to go to the bathroom together.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
I don't know why, but they do.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Look and I think girls and boys should be allowed
to go to the bathroom together too.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Sure. Former athletes on the door, yes, one hundred percent.
I think recently retired NRL players. You know, they're always
looking for pathways into the workforce after retiring from from
professional sports.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, and that's definitely open to men and women going
to the toilets together.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
They don't have any jurisdiction over the bathrooms. I think
that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Skirt night, this is because it feels a bit like
a sausage sizzle. Now, you can't have a barlet's a
sausage sizzle. He knows that.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well, someone's just texted her and said, so, not really
a good spot for picking up. Well, how do we
fix that, Judy?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, Skirt nights the way to go there.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Wednesday nights, skirt night at the hog in you oppers
be there or be square.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yep, twenty bucks or you can drink. Can you do that? Still?
Is that legal?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
I mean we're smoking inside.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
We're Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
We're looking at opening at bar. It's called the Hog
and Yoppers Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
We're asking for your suggestions on three four eight three.
What should be in it? What is New Zealand's bar
market missing? What is it that you want to see
when you go out for a beer or whatever it
is that you go out for. Someone has suggested, because
we're going to put a bowling machine, a like cricket bowling,
a bowling alley, pop a shot. Someone said, what about
the F one simulator?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yep, bang that in there. Fine with that for the bar?
Are pugsan Connie Dispenser? Yep?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Responsible? Someone else has said, you know how women like
to do makeup, but they don't like doing it in
front of men. Why don't we put mirrors on top
of the toilets so that the women can do their makeup? Okay,
I think that's a great idea. Yep, wonderful idea.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
There's been a lot of conjection because yes yesterday on
the podcast, I mentioned the economy of not having tap beer,
that all the sports bars in the States they don't
have tap beer because one, you've got to wait for
them to change the KIGT draft. We got an undraft.
Now you've got glasses, you might drop that and you
got broken glass on the floor. Also, they need to

(36:28):
employ a glassy to walk around through a crowded bar
to peck all the glasses up. Again, they just go
cans and so all bottles and so as you're lining up,
no matter how packed the bar is, you will always
get to the front of the bar because all they're
doing is opening a can and giving it to you.
This is the economy that I'm looking for here.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
I'd like to do bottle service, but it's bottles like
one on two fives of Volca, for example. So you
can buy one on two five, chuck it on the table,
have shots. You know, why can we don't seem.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
To be able to do that.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Why can't you do that? You can buy like six
bottles of wine and put it on your table.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
We love it.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Can't you buy a bottle of vodka?

Speaker 3 (37:05):
We love it? All?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Keep those suggestions coming in three four eight three. A
lot of people are not happy about the draft situation.
No about the topers.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
A lot of people are not happy about the tap pist.
But also every bar in New Zealand right now does
have tap beers, so you.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Could just go there can no cocktails.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
No cocktails bugger waiting for someone someone. You line up
and all you want is just a bottle of beer,
and someone in front of you is ordered the most bizarre,
obscure cocktail. Nay, you stuck their varf and out takes.
This is what I'm trying to get around.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Coming up after seven point thirty, I'm looking for a
caddy to Keddy for me and the Chasing the Fox
on December twelfth. I believe we have some more entries.
You keep those entries coming in three four eight three,
or we can give us a call.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
Eight hundred Headache, Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Jerry and Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
So they're Chasing the Fox event is on the twelfth
of December at Royal Auckland.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
That's right, we're looking for a caddy for you because
you've unceremoniously sacked your last caddy as well.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I needed to happen, and I fear it was brave.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Actually, I'm gonna be honest with you. You ripped the band
aid off.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Oh he was seriously, Mesh. I thought myself, Okay, Mash,
you're going to really enjoy being mcaddy. This is a
great opportunity for you. You're a young and up and comer. Yep.
You can hang out with some big wigs of the
media and the stream. Mark Richardson, yep, you know Die Henwood,
Ryan Fox is there. Yes, a whole lot of all blacks, yep,
a whole lot of leagues yep. And unfortunately that was
the problem. He was spent the whole time networking with

(38:30):
other people, taking selfies for his Instagram so you can
get more likes. It's like, mate, you're not here to
do that. You're here to carry my clubs. Give me
some advice. At least be here beside me when I need.
I had to call them over from the crowd. I
reckon it was only a six whole tournament. I reckon
ten times.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
It was ridiculous, and so unceremoniously he's been he's been scrapped.
We're taking applications on three four eight three for Jerry's
new caddy. We're also taking them on eight hundred Hodaki,
where Hamish joins us. Good morning, Hamish, what do you
think makes you the best candidate for Jerry's caddy?

Speaker 7 (39:08):
I play off a go between two handicap I've played
all my life on familiar Jeremy. Back in the day,
we turned out quite a few times. And I've got
a great nickname, which is rat Tho.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Well, Ratso is a great nickname. It's always good to
have a good nickname on your bag. Yeah, what do
you like into? What? What's your size, Hamish? What weight? Height?

Speaker 7 (39:33):
I'm one spot. I am about nine kges.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Okay, that's about average for the hardy listenship, as we
found out the other day. Uh okay, well, we'll chuck
rats on the drawer.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
Reckon, yep, mate, I was going to get tickets anyway,
so I'm stoking to go.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Just get those tickets still, just in case.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
We'll no goody tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I mean, anyway Jerry might say you're in and then
Saki anyway, So you know, I'll ensure yourself, Rat, to
ensure yourself. Thank you very much for the call. We'll
chuck you in the drawer. We've had a few texts
come through as well. I'd like to submit them for
your judgment. Please share it. Sure, Hi, I would like
to be considered for the position of Jerry's candy for
Chasing the Fox. I listen to the radio every morning

(40:20):
and feel Jerry and I could form a great working partnership.
I've been playing golf for more than twenty years, so
know my way around a golf bag. Some of the
key attributes I would bring keep Jerry well, Hydrate important
and sure Jerry doesn't run out of balls yep. Keep
pace of play at the necessary speedy, and sure Jerry
has my full attention. I understand this was an issue
with Mashi getting distracted last year.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Was it ever?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Keep Jerry in the right headspace and frame of mind.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
That's not easy.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
I am also happy to walk the course beforehand to
get Jerry his yardages. I do need some yardages give,
and I also work in the nz ME building. It
will be easy for us to have a meet and greet,
plus have any strategy sessions slash talk tactics before the round.
Cheers Mitch.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
I love the practicality. Geographical practicality is very important.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah, that's right. Ease of access, yeah, great, great cover letter. Okay, Okay,
here comes Zach on socials. Fellas. I have seen Jerry's
after a caddy for chasing the Fox. I would consider
myself very well equipped for the role. Firstly, I've been
to chasing the fox every year since the beginning and
had the pleasure of watching Team Media's triumphant when last

(41:23):
year it was a great one, made extra memorable all
the other way around by some sweet treats provided by
Eric Murray himself. Really, I am also really interesting. I
am also a member at Royal Auckland and have been
for years, so I know the course like the back
of my balls. I also carried Fox's clubs at the
Pro Am and Royal Auckland at the end of twenty
twenty three, where we had a bloody good day out.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
If I had the privilege of carrying Jerry's clubs with
my local course knowledge mixed of positive, laid back and
professional approach, all I see is a triumphant afternoon Virgerian
Team Media, both on the golf course and on the
nineteenth Cheers Zach. I think Zach's looking pretty good at
the stage.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Okay, if we've got time, We've got a couple more
quick ones. Ryan keen on a caredy for chasing the
Fox fell as. I'm your man, a near scratch golfer
from down under South Auckland, ready to chuck the bag
on it. Asked for a special skill, I can swing
a hammer as well as a golf club. So we're
gonna nail this one. Love a good yarn and a
laugh and would love to be a part of the event.
Not every day you can try tell one of your
idols what to do. Keen to hear from your boys. Cheers.

(42:22):
One last one from Sam. This one's bullet pointed. My
skills are one unemployed, so definitely free on the twelfth.
Two very positive and encouraging attitude. Three great at giving advice.
Quality of advice is mixed. Four Once got banned from
the Whippy golf course for stealing balls off the fairway
to sell back to the pro shop.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
That's clever.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Five used to crush it at Wee Golf back in
twenty ten. Six have a bag of old Wilson Ladies
clubs if one of you guys can borrow her me out.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Okay, So there we go. There's some contenders and we'll
announce who's going to take it out between eight and
eight point thirty tomorrow with Ryan Fox. All I can
say is Mashy last year sit the bar very low.
So so far all of those candidates are looking better.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Jerry and Mini the Hdarchy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Time for the hierarchy Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was famous sporting wins over Australia and
Harry the structural engineer from christ Church it was on
his way to Eddington Racecourse took over the prize. So
today we reset fifty dollars up for grabs. And since
I was talking you fellows through a few beach hacks
earlier on today, Today's Mastermind topic is beaches.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
As Luke the trade from Hamilton morning, Luke, good? How
are you folding a towel?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Luke folding a towel?

Speaker 8 (43:38):
Right myself?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
How do you go? What sort of technique do you run?
Do you run the fold in half? Third? Third?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Yeah? How the way is the wow?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Turns out a nice Stewart over here? Well, Stuart by names,
Stuart by nature.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
I've got a little I've got a little burrito sort of.
It's almost like rolling a thing of fish and chips
where you tuck it into itself. It's hard to describe.
We'll put a video out after the show, but I
think it's going to change your life.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Luke.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I note here you are from Hamilton and you are
also thirty eight. Jerry's theory is that men peak at
thirty eight. Do you feel like you're at your peak?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Luke?

Speaker 3 (44:13):
What if I pass my peak.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
And I'm forty eight? Look, let me tell you you're not.
I as a person who's a little bit more experienced,
So I can now look back at my thirty eighth
year and think that didn't get any better than that?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah, So as your peak then, yeah, just.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
So enjoy enjoy your thirty eighth year.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Let's see if we can make it better for you.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
All Right, Lo, forty five seconds, five questions. You're going
to get three correct. You can pass at anytime. We
stuff it up. It's the justice for Tony clause you win.
Should we get into it? Heuns like a plan. Here's
your first question, Loke and what country would you find
Patong Beach? A? No? Which famous California golf course has

(44:56):
hosted six US Opens and a PGA Championship.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
AUGUSTUS?

Speaker 4 (45:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
What do you mix with schnaps orange and cranberry juice
to make a six on the beach cocktail? Correct? Starting
with B What beach is seven? K's east of the
Sydney CBD Bitt Middler played CC bloom and what nineteen

(45:24):
eighty nine movie past in what country would you find
Patong Beach? You got one, correct, Luke, Patong Beach. Yeah,
sometimes when you're under the time constraints.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Yeah, thailanders with Patong Beaches. The golf course was Peeble Beach.
Obviously you just said Bondi and then Bitt Middler played
CEC Bloom and Beaches.

Speaker 9 (45:55):
What a movie seems I met my peak moment.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I've just tipped over into the downhill slide this morning.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Mate. It's a long top, the thirty eight. It takes
a while to start going into the downhill. Don't worry
about that. You just you stop. You're at the top,
and you enjoy the top while you're there.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Look, thank you, all right, thank close. Chairs. Look, if
you think you can do better than Luke, make sure
you give us a call tomorrow where we will have
one hundred dollars to give away on the Hodacky Breakfast. Mastermind.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Coming up after the eight o'clock news. You were humbled
at the gym.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah, I mean this happens every time I go into
the gym, but this one in particular, it was it
was that it happened to me almost as soon as
I walked into the gym and that it was still
happening about half an hour into the workout. I'm considering
never going again.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
That's a long humbling And also Jerry's theories coming up
after eight o'clock, where you have to guess what I
have to guess. The answer to particular question is.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
It's a doozy of a question.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Today to Jerry and the Night the Hodarchy breakfast time
for Jerry's theories.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Here's how this works. We give Jeremy Wells a question
he has you know what. I don't know why I'm
trying to read this off a piece of paper. I
know how this works. We asked Jerry question. We asked
you a question. We're going to start again. We ask
you a question. The answer is what does Jerry think?
The answer is so in the past we have had
things like and what year does Jerry think the first

(47:19):
backflip was performed?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I thought it was fifteen thirty five?

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Yes, We asked, much to my mother's dismay, how many
sexual partners does Jerry think manias.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
And I thought you'd had eleven?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yes. What percentage of the population does Jerry think have
joined the mile high Club?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I thought less than one percent?

Speaker 3 (47:34):
And what percentage of New Zealanders are vegan.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I thought two nine, but I've reflected on that and
I think that's possibly too high.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
And the reason this is a little bit confusing is
because a lot of people that the knee jerk reaction
is you want to know what the actual answer is.
That's not the point of the segment. The point of
the segment is how well do you know Jeremy Wells?
So two day's question is how many different toilets does
I think he's used in his lifetime?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, so there's a number of things that you will
have to consider when you consider what my answer to
this question is.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
You have to guess what you think Jerry's answer is
to this question.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
We're talking we're talking toilets here, We're talking urinals because
obviously I've used a number of urinals over the years
as well. Or are we thinking about entering into toilets?
This is a great question. Do you consider a urinal
to be a toilet? I would say yes, Okay, I
think anything that you excrete into, okay, you're.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Designed to be excredited. We're not going to include bushes.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I don't think that's right. No, And we're not going
to include like fire trucking. No, and also intentional excressions.
I think. Also, let's not include toilets that I've entered
into but haven't excreted into. So there's obviously been a
few of those over the years. You doing that well,
less so nowadays, but certainly a lot of late nineties
and early two thousands.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Right, just walking in and forgetting while you were there
and leaving against weird.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Also, let's let's remember that my bladder isn't what it
used to be.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yeah, So I guess that leans into another question I
had for you around this, as how likely are you
to use a toilet that is not your own? Because,
for example, some people won't go to the bathroom at work,
you know what I mean, Certainly a lot of people
won't do number twos at work.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Some people will only exclusively do number twos at work.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah. Well, I am of the opinion that you should
be doing it on the clock.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
You're one of those people. Share that with Lightonsmith, Yeah,
former broadcast A Laightonsmith.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Well, I remember watching him walking into because he would
come down from on high he was two floors above us.
He'd come down with newspaper folded under his arm.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah, that means that you're going in for a period
of time, doesn't that?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
That's right? Someone sticks her on three four oh three.
Does a golf course count?

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Well, I know why they're saying, that's that story about
the second hole A PARANOI Okay, No, he does not count.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Okay, so you would have to, I guess if you're
trying to figure out how many toilets Jerry thinks he's
used in his time, you would have to work backwards
from how many houses has he lived in? How many
workplaces has he been at?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
How many years have I been on the planet?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
How many years has he been on the planet? Forty eight?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Yeah? How many years was I and nappies for? Oh yeah,
forty eight years?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Do you count a potty? How many different potties did you.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Go through it? I will, I will count a potty? Yeah, yeah, no, definitely,
I can tell. I can tell the listeners right now.
Only had one potty? Okay, one potty in my child
life and my adult life. I have three.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Do your parents still live in this in your childhood house? Okay?
So that changes things as well? They do?

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Then?

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Also, how many bars were you at throughout your life?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
A lot.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Can I ask you a question, Jerry, because I know
some people whom and I you've touched on it, that
are very shy about using a public toilet. How do
you own a public toilet? Do you have no.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Issues with it?

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Or do you sort of hold back around them?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
I have less issues now in my forties than I
had in my thirties and twenties, right, put it that way?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah, okay, okay, all right, then why don't we go
a song? Give us a call now, I eight hundred hodaky,
I eight hundred forty eight seventy five. Also, we've lost
track once again of our carryover champion. If that's you,
give us a call, and up next we will take
your guesses on Jerry's theories. How many toilets does Jerry
think he's used?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, I reckon. We'll take three callers on this one.
Here as she had on RADI Haddecke, I've written down
my number.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy Breakfast. Jerry and Mini the
Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
A couple of.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Texts comes through for Jerry's theories, taking a guess as
to how many toilets they think Jerry thinks he's used.
In his lifetime. Someone's text through said eighty seven six hundred.
I reckon, that's high. That seems high to me. You
would have to use a different toilet a day.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Basically, that is that's a lot of I look, my
number is certainly a lot louder than that.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
We are right in the middle of Jerry's Theories. Today's
question how many toilets do you think Jerry thinks he's
used in his lifetime? And we've got a prize to
give away for the first time ever on Jerry's Theories.
You're no longer just playing for pride, You're now playing
for a Black Keys vinyl. Which album you ask, We
don't know because Zi forgot to write it down before

(52:26):
she wrapped the album.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
It's just his Black Keys.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
On the outside of His Black Keys came out about
three months ago, so it's probably not their latest one.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
But if you want to win that gives a call
now eight hundred four to seven to five, have a
guess how many toilets you think Jerry's used?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Yes, best to call in for this one. I think
that's that's the best way to do it, and then
you can work through your working as to why you
arrived at that particular number, and then I'll work through
my working as to why I've arrived at the number
that I have written down there. Greg is the carryover chance,
that's right, and Greg is particularly good. I've got to
say at this game.

Speaker 10 (53:01):
Morning, Greg, get that fellows are again good?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Okay, Greg, it's your right as the carryout a champ
to explain to us what your number is and how
you arrived at it.

Speaker 10 (53:13):
Right, So again thinking deep right, So I'm thinking putt,
you've up primary school years. Right, primary school you're not
that social, You're not going out. They're probably got four
close friends. You're probably going to be using the school toilets,
of which there are probably three or four your friends toilets, right,
So fairly low in the low years, and you're only

(53:33):
really using toilets from the age of three anyway. So
if you're high school, you're getting a bit more, a
bit more social, and you into a few high schools,
so there's a few toilets. Now you're sort of your
social circles expanding during that time, so it's a literally
the exponential thing. Then you have a media career with

(53:54):
a lot of travel, you know you're up and down
New Zealand. You're all around the place. So I'm thinking
that your toilet usage probably peaked out around the age
of thirty ish. It's like a bellcave toilet usage. So
i'd say you're in your sort of your peak usage.
But thirties, i'd say you're up to one hundred new

(54:14):
toilets a year, and then it sort of fell away.
He decided that. And then obviously as you get older,
you're less inclined, as you say, to just walk into
toilets and not use them for whatever reason that may be.
And and so you sort of get your bellcare's falling
away again. And then it obviously, you know, as you
get older, and I'll rolled it by the time you're
seventy five, you're not using it to aild at all
because you've got the pins. So when I when I

(54:39):
sort of run through all of that, I'd say from
the ages of four to twenty he used probably four
hundred different toilets. I'm going one hundred new toilets a
year from the ages of twenty to thirty.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
This is great going.

Speaker 10 (54:52):
I'm going seventy new toilets a year from thirty to
forty and from forty onwards. Probably you're back down on
that sort of about twenty to thirty new toilets a year.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
I guess. So what's the number that you're going to
come up with here? Greg?

Speaker 10 (55:04):
This will be inundred, twenty four hundred.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Okay, Greg's gone twenty four hundred. Okay, Jerry's had a
reaction to that. Let's let's keep going though. Cam Cam
joins us. He's a builder from Gismond Camp. How many
toilets do you think Jerry thinks he's used in his lifetime?

Speaker 8 (55:21):
Well, I can't beat that analysis, but no one anyone care?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Don't you even?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
I can't a number? All do camp.

Speaker 10 (55:29):
That's that's intense on the toilet.

Speaker 8 (55:31):
So I'm just going to keep it real simple. I know.

Speaker 10 (55:34):
Jerry how old you are, and he's right, you don't
use toilets for the first few years.

Speaker 7 (55:41):
No, real, real simple. I'm just going to say about
eight hundred.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Okay, Okay, give us an exact number.

Speaker 10 (55:48):
Cam, eight hundred and twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Hundred and twenty, good on you, twenty do camp, blaze it.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
We go to Dunner's Andrew, just quickly, how's the weather
looking down there? Are we going to get a full
tea to any from the black Cats today.

Speaker 8 (56:01):
Oh yeah, absolutely, a little bit overcast, but I think
the rain's going to hold off, burn off. Umm, and
I reckon, Jacob Dufferty's going to get it like a
five worker bag.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Okay, hot up, Okay.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
How many toilets do you think Jerry thinks he's used
in his lifetime?

Speaker 8 (56:17):
Well, we know it's above four, because that's his number
of potties, yes, that he's willing to admit too. And
we know it's less than eighty seven thousand. I just
need a little bit of background information. Does Gerry come
from money? No? Yes, all right, so I reckon his
parents probably have a two toilet house. I've only lived

(56:39):
in a one toilet house. I'm willing to say.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Three thousand, three thousand, thousand, Okay, okay, that's a good
Andrew Andrew.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
So in summary, we've got Greg to carry out a champion.
He's on twenty four hundred. We've got Cam he Reckons
eight twenty and Andrew Andrew three thousand, recently inducted into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as one half
of Outcast.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Okay, excellent. Let you know what exactly that number was.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Just in the middle of Jerry's theories Jerry's theories today
is how many toilets do you think Jerry has used
in his entire life? Feel free to play this game
with your work mates throughout the working day. A couple
of great questions through on three four three before we
reveal the winner. Has Jerry used Pedal's toilet when he
was at Richard Hadley's house?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I did? I did?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Actually, okay, I did use it. Everyone's just edited.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
I would expect you to do.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Everyone's added one more to the account.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
I didn't take any sexual gratification out of it, just
so let's be clear on that.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
I never said section not where I was going with that.
Good but thank you for clarifying. Stuart said sixteen hundred
and eighty point five for the time he didn't quite
make it there. Oh yeah, I don't mind the point.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
VI I there's been a couple of days and Jess is,
why don't you ask Bruce for her giest see how
well she knows Jerry? Well, I have asked bros and
Rose is our chat.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
GPT meant to be co hosts turned into Jerry's side piece.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
My lover. I'll reveal what Bruce said a little bit
later on. But we've got Greg our carryover champ. He's
come up with two four hundred years, and I'll tell
you what. There's a reason why Greg is our carryover champ.
I calculated forty eight years old. Obviously, for two years
of that I was in nappies, so there's really forty

(58:22):
six years of using potties or toilets. I've only lived
in two houses as a kid, so one house for
eighty five percent of my life, pretty much of those
first eighteen years. My parents still live in that house,
so when I go and visit them, I'm still using
that same toilet.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
He's taken a hiding.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
It really hairs over the years. I kind of averaged
out at about fifty two unique bathrooms a year probably
that I visit, right since the time fifty two you
be wise? Yeah, unique bathrooms per year. Yeah, because obviously
using work ones a lot, you've got the ones at
home that you're traveling around a little bit. But when
you do travel using the same bathroom. Look, I came

(59:02):
to this number, this is quite freaky. I came to
this number two thousand, three hundred in ninety two. Oh,
my god, rig was two thousand, four hundred. He was
eight off my gears. You're a freak, Greg, Oh thanks, Yeah, I.

Speaker 10 (59:22):
Think we're I think we're pretty much the same age
and on the same stage. So I approachal didn't like
my own to all at usage. Yeah, I keep I
keep careful track of these sorts of things. Anyway, he's
going to spread my many one of my many diaries.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Greg, you are so inside the mind of Jurry at
the moment. I don't know if anyone's going to be
able to knock you off your purchase the carry out
a champion, congratulations and because if one this week, we've
got a black Keys Vinal four year as well.

Speaker 10 (59:47):
Thanks Ellos.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Jury in the night, the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
It was humbled yesterday. I was truly humbled. I was
at the gym I go quite often. Instead of charging
me around to you, it's fine, I don't just wait
up looking like this. Just this has earned This is
the amount of work it goes into. Looking still like
share is just mind boggling. And I look at other
people I've been in the gym before, and I'm like,

(01:00:14):
I know that I'll never be the strongest or most
shredded or whatever, but I might be the most hungover person.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
That's a great skill.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Yeah, yeah, And I take a bit of pride in
that when I look at you, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
And I reckon I've got a superpower of looking at
people and knowing exactly what their best best exercise would be. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:00:34):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
And when I look at humanized ut, a big unit,
a powerful man, man of consequence, big through the big
through the shoulders, broad shoulders, yeah, large through the chest, yeah,
I would say I put you into I would say bench.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Well, this is the issue that I encountered yesterday, and
this is why I was saying ago. You know how
gyms have a space only for women because you know,
often like Zoey, he had an encounter the other day
that makes him feel uncomfortable, and they're in general population,
so it's a safe space for them to go away from,
you know, creepy dutes. Basically, I feel like weak dudes

(01:01:15):
should have their own space in the gym as well,
because if you're a big unit like me, brought through
the shoulders, a man of consequence, a man of great manner,
there's an expectation that you're going to lift immense amounts
of weight. And as a man who's taken about a
couple of months off the gym to get back into it,
I've been easing myself back into it. So yesterday I
went in and I parked up on the bench press,

(01:01:38):
and a gentleman parked up on the beach press next
to me. If I had to guess, I would say
late fifties, potentially even early sixties, but looks after himself,
so still looks quite good. Okay, he parked up on
the beach next to me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Yeah. Have we got to wait for this man?

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
I wait for him. He wait honestly, like eighty kilos maybe, okay,
eighty kg's I'm at about one hundred and six hundred
and seven at the.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Moment, one hundred and seven point three at the moment,
not that I'm counting, and.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
So there would be And also we're in front of
a firing squad of milf burners. Well, this is where
the bench breeze is a set up. This is a
unisex gym, yes is yeah, yeah, And this is in
the middle of the morning, so I'm presuming there's a
lot of housewives there who are on the milf burners.
And so we've got a gallery and I'm warming up.

(01:02:30):
I put I really cannot bench very much. I put no, Honestly,
I put seventy on and I was going for about
eight reps three cents.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Okay, that's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Our man next to me, yeah, at eighty kilos, yeah,
probably about five foot eight, sixty years old. He puts
the same one. I was like, sweet Vinnie, puts more on.
He's now up to one hundred and he's going for Honestly,
at one point I stopped to count because I was like,
this is Ridica. He's me for twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Oh wow, so he's.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Got thirty kilos more than me. Okay, he is benching
for way twice as many rips as me. I finished mine.
We started. I started just a fraction before him. Then
I'm onto my next exercise. I look back across the gym.
He's still on the bench, he's still going. Okay, I'm
now onto my third one. He's still on the beach.
He's still gone one hundred ki he must have done

(01:03:25):
a thousand rips. Then I leave, I go to another
part of the gym.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I come back and this guy's on the bloody decline
bench with seventy, which is what I was using the
first part.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
He's now been going for about half an hour, just benching,
and at that point I was like, is this personal?
Is this a personal attack on me? Has he gone?

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
All?

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Right? Young buck?

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
You needed to find an exercise that you could humble
him with. I don't know if exercise off I just done. Yeah,
how shorter is if he's five eight, he's got short arms,
it's easy to bench.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Maybe I don't know, but it was just it was
It was truly humble, and I think that was one
great humbling exercise but also to great motivation. Okay, maybe
he's been doing it for long, but that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
It's not that I'm weak, right, No, it's not that
you're week at all. Seventy KJS one O seven point
in three.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
I struggle with bench.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Yeah. I imagine looking at Ruda, he's a carf raise man,
Yeah you do carf.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Phrases narled it actually raise a few baby cows.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Jerry Andman night the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
So the z Manu World Champs back for a third year,
and this year they are going international for the first
time and to tell us more. Organizer of the z
MANU World Champs, Scott Rice, joins us in the studio.

Speaker 9 (01:04:41):
Get a Scott, Nice to see you again. Yeah, great
to be here. Thanks for having me on the show again.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
This is pretty exciting. It's going international. How's it going international?

Speaker 9 (01:04:51):
Well, you look, when you call it a World Champs,
you can only go so long in New Zealand before
you sort of some people will start asking questions.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
So American sportsmen doing that for years.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Yeah, in the World Series, we played on that for
a while.

Speaker 9 (01:05:04):
But yeah, look, we always wanted to sort of see
if we could get it across a Tasman especially with
so many expats and qiwis over there. And what better
place than the GC the Gold Coast to place our
first international qualify.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I mean it's.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Basically a New Zealand city, isn't it, the Gold Coast. Yeah,
there's a few there, so there's going to be a
heat over there, and then I presume will the winner
then get to come over here and compete.

Speaker 9 (01:05:26):
Yeah, four of the winners over there will get flown
to New Zealand with a bit of spending money, some
accommodation and they come to the Grand Final all we'll
call it the World Final now in Auckland, which is
going to be really exciting. So yeah, it's the I
think it's about the seventh qualifier of twelve in the
lineup that we have this summer, the final on the
middle of March next year.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Scott Rice, organizer of the Z Manu Champs. What as
the talent pool like in Australia? Do we know anything
about the Manu culture in Australia.

Speaker 9 (01:05:55):
Well, what I can say is I went to the
Gold Coast Aquatics Center where we'll be hosting this qualify
and I was impressed that they had a sign that
said no munus and so I thought immediately they know
what a money is and they've got a problem with
too many of them. Yeah, so I think they're taking
down that they're throwing the raw book out for our

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qualifying weekend. But to answer your question, I think there's
a heap of talent over there. Certainly some kiwi's here
starting to challenge the Aussies and say how good are you?
Can you come over and beat us on our home
home soil.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
It's like the state of origin of munus. Basically one
of my favorite parts about the money World Champs is
the proprietary MANU tech technology that measures manus. Is that
back for this year? Has there been any changes to that?

Speaker 9 (01:06:42):
Yeah, Look, we made a few changes from year one
to year two. It is great working with Professor Petria
Hume from aut to put that all together. This year
we'll be making a few tweaks. Last year we added
in an underwater microphone and we had that part of it.
We have the splash height and then we also have
the human judging panel. But the interesting thing is we're

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currently talking to another sort of academic at Auckland University
about perhaps bringing in seismic activity as well, having a
seismometer brought in just for just for laughs, a rick.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
To scale, a rick a scale.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
So, Scott, how does it work? How do people enter?

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
So?

Speaker 9 (01:07:20):
Moneyworld Champs dot com Moneywork Champs dot com is where
you go for all the information and to register. But
the key thing here is this is for everyone. It's
not for people that can do a perfect money It's
for anyone that can do any style of dive bomb, gorilla, coffin, cannonball,
pull your knees up, jump in the water, and it's
a chance to do something different, and we saw lots

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of families come along last year with their kids. Dads
bring their their sons along, daughters along to have a go.
It's a real fun, inclusive environment environment and we really
encourage everyone to have a crack.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
And there's different divisions out there's sort of age, is
there weight divisions or how does this work?

Speaker 9 (01:07:57):
No, we went away from weight divisions. We thought how
we can do that put away scale on the platform.
So yeah, no, we have different divisions. We've got kids
eight to twelve years, we've got youth thirteen to seventeen,
and we've got adults eighteen and over. But then we
split it in Manu, which is a traditional kind of
bum first v shape bomb, and then you've got everything

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else called Freestyle, which is an open age group. So
that's all your old school bombs that I used to do.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Yeah, okay, So for people who don't know anything about Amanu,
I mean, is there anyone out there who doesn't know
anything about it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Wouldn't have thought.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
So how much is technique and how much is sheer
size and volume of water displacement? Yeah, I think it's a.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
Bit of both.

Speaker 9 (01:08:41):
We used to measure by splash volume as well, and
we thought actually that that's not a fair representation because
someone can jump on the water who's very large, not
do a good technique and just make a very big splash.
But we wanted height being the most important. So the
key with a man who is technique, it's kind of
like a golf swing. You you can smash the crap
out of it, but if it's not good technique, it

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goes sideway. So money's the same nice tight tuck into
a V, entering the water with the rear end first
and then flattening out straight as soon as you hit
the water down the bottom there, and that it creates
the propulsion of water. If you have someone that's quite
heavy and they can still hold that technique, that's when
you see the magic. But if they get if they

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get a little bit too big, the technique falls away
and it all turns into a big mushroom splash.

Speaker 7 (01:09:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Yeah, it's funny because I've been along to this event
before and you notice it is it's all about technique
right up until the open men's division. Then at that
point when you're up there with the big bobbers, you
do have to be of a certain size, but up
until that point it is you can see, you know,
someone out there with a six pack and just perfect technique.
But it's getting to the point where it's you know,

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this is almost a semi professional competition at this point.
Is there going to be a point where you've got
like professional level moneylists going through?

Speaker 9 (01:09:58):
Every year we're going you know, what are we going
to do here? You know, we add qualifiers and you
get more people into the final, and we train up
the prize money and cash prizes. Eventually we'll probably have
to stop people wearing sponsored gear and all that sort
of stuff, you know, the moment they turn up with
something they've head in their cupboard for you know, ages
long and old singlets and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
But that might change.

Speaker 9 (01:10:18):
But yeah, look, I think eventually we might establish more
qualifiers than Australia and around the world. We were talking
about Hawaii before. But eventually this will become hopefully a
real legitimate world championships.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Yeah, and possibly an Olympic sport that would be magic
made some silly other ones, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
This one feels a lot more legitimate to me, more
legitimate than break dancing.

Speaker 9 (01:10:40):
Yeah, I think we need to be in a few
countries that's for sure, and that's what we're trying to do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Yeah, Scott Rice, organizer of the Zimnu World Champs, thank
you so much for coming in.

Speaker 9 (01:10:50):
Thanks love the enthusiasm and looking forward to seeing one
or more of you in our famous faces.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
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