📻Jerry to Hitler in 4 Degrees of Separations? - The Radio Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hurdarchey break for show. Bunning's trade is raising funds
this November to support men's.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Health Yatoming Welles and my ey are Stewart sixty nine
weekdays with the Ruder in the corner and Zoe listing
from the other room.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Good morning, welcome along. That's creepy to the Hurdarchy Breakfast.
It's Monday, the twenty fourth of November twenty twenty five. Yeah,
we're in a new world, Jerry, Welcome back into the studio,
freshly renovated since you last left. And now the screens
with all the information on them are up on the wall,
which is great.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Means that declutters the desks muster. You be very proud
of that.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
From hes Font's pretty small, isn't it, of that particular
with the date and the temperature, very small.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Especially when you got eyes like mine. Yeah, terrible aging eyes.
Have the people who created stone Hinge been in here
or something?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
We shifted everything around slightly. It's the same, yes, but
just it's like we're a sundial. That's we're starting to
move now with the sun.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, that's right, but handily, Jerry, it's been orientated in
such a way that neither of the cameras now pointed us,
and the only person who can see the screens on
the wall is Ruder, who, if you don't know, already
has the screens in.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Front of him. I'm massive.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
That's not the biggest screen.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's facing almost exactly one hundred and eighty degrees in
the wrong direction.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
But anyway, I think it's slowly turning me or radiator.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
It does feel different. It's different, which has got to
be better. It's so weird how just ten degree chef, Yeah,
changes everything completely.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
That's right. Look when the when the winter solstice comes around,
Jerry will be perfectly in line with the Ryan's belt.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
So we just to that. Good news is capitulation still
on here the painting from my ninety year old, terrifying
former teacher.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Every day.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's awful. Welcome along to the Hidachey Breakfast for another week.
It's nice to have you with.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Us, Jerry and then the Hurdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Nice to see you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Good weekend, great weekend, busy weekend, it was.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do you find when your weekends are busy that they
they go longer or they feel shorter?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
They make Monday feel like there has been no weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh, right, that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Oh, it sounds to me like you're doing work then
across the weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, a bit of work, but you know, leave that,
leave the wife to look after the kids. And then
she sees things like dad's been working hard this weekend,
and I said, I said, hey, guys, mum's been working
hard looking after you guys. And man, she was ready
to throttle them yesterday at about six pm.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Right, it's difficult when the kids are playing up and
then you're always do But I mean you would. You're
out there, you're.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Bringing then come home a paid care slab, a hocker,
bacon on the table exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
You were playing because tool played a couple of shows
over the weekend, that's right, and they needed a basis. Wow,
there was a big pub pre party. You're playing some
pre parties. If anyone wins tall, I'd love to hear
how I couldn't go, but I went last time they
were here and it was a fantastic show and such
an interesting crowd. Young people, people in their twenties, people

(03:06):
in their thirties and forties. It was not a lot
of people in the fifties, but It was kind of
interesting just where people sat with the whole generational tool thing,
because I think when you're like a nineteen or a
twenty year old young man and you come across a
band like Tull, who would.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Have been coming out when you were nineteen twenty, Yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Were, they were sort of on the way out. There
was a sober it came out, and also Enema came out,
which is the big album at the time, and that
was the album that changed my life really and the
angst that it has in it, that album, and it
was just like I love this, Yes, I love this.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
A lot of people just write it off as like,
you know, death metal, you know whatever. But when people
when you actually sit down and listen to it, there's
a whole bunch of stuff going on. They get all
the trippy time signatures. Oh man, it's like classical music
meets hard rock.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah. I think they're the musician's metal band.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, exactly. And so that's why I think they transcend
so many different age groups, because if you're twenty coming threes,
it's the same as when you hear Hendrix or something.
I'm not comparing them to Hendrix, but I'm just saying like,
once you hear it, you're like, oh, I get it.
I know why my dad was listening to this. I
know why my cousins are listening to this.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, and they put on a real show, and the
show is is it's mind blowing. Yeah, because I remember
the show that I went to a few years ago.
I had a countdown clock and it just on a
big dark screen that just counted down, and then as
soon as it hit zero and came the first chord
and it was like the lights and all of a
sudden they appeared on stage to like bang with the lighting. Yeah,

(04:34):
and oh man, it was. It was amazing. And then
and then at the halftime it went off and the
clock came back on again and it counted down from like.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Ten was a we halftime into mission.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, and it clock counted back down again and then
once it went to zero, bomb on that and no
no talking, no mucking around, just song, song, song, song song.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I mean I saw Keith Irvan do a similar thing
and that was exciting and interesting.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Couple of takes though, because of course if they're playing
a Saturday and a Sunday, there were people backing up
and ran into someone on the Sunday, and he was
all about the fact that they hadn't played any of
their major hits like Stink First and Sober and forty six.
I was just standing their way and they weren't playing
you know, they're big hits. I was like, but it's tall,
Like a lot of their stuff sounds quite similar and

(05:20):
if you like them, you're gonna Yeah, one of the
songs was around half an hour long.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, that's that's the great thing. What you're going to get. Yeah, totally.
And also it's not for the casuals. No, you're not
going to do what you want them to do. No,
that's the whole thing. That's why they're so good. That's
do not do what you want.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, there's other bands that will go out there and
play the hits. But yeah, they're more of a concept
than the setlist. You know, I'm going to go out
and kind of do this a little bit.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
What about you and I What do you do on
the weekend?

Speaker 6 (05:48):
Well?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I commentated the cricket on Saturday night, but I mean,
to be honest, we were commentating the Ashes more than
we were the black Cats.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
First, the windows is that two days of just insane cricket.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
It was awesome, to be honest, I really enjoyed watching
the ashes and the time was great, Like a Friday
afternoon when I went home, parked up on the couch,
watched about four hours of cricket and this has got home.
We went out for dinner, came home, cricket's still on
and I had this amazing moment in our relationship where
we came together and bonded over gambling on each over.

(06:22):
So you go over under a certain amount of runs.
Take this with a grain of salt. Ra team a
bit responsibly. But the tairb have not wrapped their hit
around baseball yet. Whenever there's a wicket for England the
next over, they'll set the line so low it'll be
like two and a half runs and all they need
to do is each one down to the boundary for
four and you've won. But that banking on it's a

(06:43):
Test match, they're going to shut down. Not in baseball.
So oh, you found a hack. I found a little
found a little bit of juice there. Yeah, I'll be
looking particularly at the whacker. What is it that we
were calling it the wank of the West Australian National
Cricket Association the stadium.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Oh man, that was a great Test match and I
thought were going to win. Actually, and interestingly our three
way paid. Yes, unbelievable, our three way paid. So I
backed Australia and the whole time and the Test was going,
oh go, I'm look, oh yeah, I'm backing Australia at home.
Surely that's a reasonably safe bit. And then all of
a sudden and came Travis Head, one of the greatest

(07:21):
hundreds of all time. What a great what a great
advertisement for Test Cricket's just entertainment the whole time.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
In forty eight hours. I backed New Zealand to beat
Wales in the rugby and we did do that. Well,
hang on, and I you left out the word bravely.
Brave one dollar one was almost unebackable. I wasn't even
confident in that. I'm gonna be honest, but we were
trying to get one home and so listena, forgive me.
I've lost your name.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Mike.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Mike. Mike got on the Black Caps to beat the
Wendy's on Saturday night as well, which we did, so
we snuck at home. Mike's won himself about thirteen dollars,
but the.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Three Way is finally paid. Edmund Ny The.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Hold Ikey Breakfast, The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Do
youmail will?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Today is the twenty fourth of November twenty twenty five,
And on this day in nineteen sixty three, Jack Ruby
kills Lee Harvey Oswald live on TV on a Sunday morning, Ruby,
a Dallas nightclub owner, shot Oswald, the man accused of
assassinating President John F. Kennedy two days earlier. The shooting
occurred in the basement of the Dallas Police headquarters while
Oswald was being transferred from City Gale jail to the

(08:28):
County jail. The extraordinary part it was broadcast live on
national television. Millions of Americans watched it unfold in real time.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Being let out by Captain Fritz. There is a president.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
Do you have anything to say in the bank? What?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
There is a shot? Both wild has no shot? That
is remarkable. Yeah, And there's a lot of chat about
Jack Ruby and Jack Ruby's role in this whole thing.
The Dallas nightclub owner, Why on earth would he want
to shoot Lee Harvey Oswald.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I can't think of anyone outside of my immediate family
that could get shot that I didn't know and it
would make me so angry that I had to seek
out justice.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, do you know what it was? It was He
was annoyed that because he then went to jail for
a long time. He was annoyed at the fact that
Jackie Kennedy was He read in the paper that morning
that Jackie Kennedy was going to have to come back
to Dallas and testify at Lee Harvey Oswald's trial, and
he thought that that was unfair that a woman who

(09:29):
had been through what she had been through in that
car with her husband should then be dragged back. This
is amazing he dragged back, and it's subjected to going
to a trial and standing in front of the person
who had killed it.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
And he thought that was wrong. And he thought, I'm
the guy that's going to fix it.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
And that's exactly what he thought.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
He's going to White Night and he was threw in
cell areasack.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
He was Jewish, and he had this idea that Jewish
people were perceived as weak, and he wanted to show
that Jewish people were not weak. And the weird part
was the moments before he actually went there. He went
and he was paying his He was a nightclub under
a strip club owner actually, and he was paying a
whole lot of his strippers wages at this place where

(10:15):
where you mail wages. And he's standing in a line.
And if he hadn't have stood in the line for
as long as he stood, there was a line that day,
and if he hadn't, he would have timed it completely
wrong and he wouldn't have been able to get in
the door at the basement.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
It was as a crazy serious circumstances, crazy events. The
fact that he was even allowed in there. There was
security in there, but apparently it's pretty lax. On the
day police thought that he was a member of the press.
White members of the press even need to be in there.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
They didn't have swipe cards in those days. It was
completely different.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Wasn't on their phone or anything.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Security was very different than that.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
It would be harder to shoot Lee Harvey Oswald and
the radio hurdach his studios. It was in the jail
in one hundred dollars, so much different. That is not
a challengenineteen seventy one, the dB Cooper plane hijacking American
Dan Cooper hijacks a plane, extorts two hundred thousand dollars
in ransom jumps out of the plane of the parachute
over Washington State and is never seen again. It's the

(11:11):
only unsolved hijacking in you is aviation history?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Amazing story wow if you believe the stories.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
On the afternoon of Thanksgiving Eve, a man using the
name Don Cooper sorry Dan Cooper, purchased the one way
ticket from Portland to Seattle on a short thirty minute flight.
He was described as mid forties. Bring a suit, overcoat, tie, sunglasses,
quite polite, calm, had a hog on him. Shortly after
take off, he Cooper handed a note to a flight attendant.

(11:39):
She assumed it was his phone number. I'll get over yourself,
but he quietly said, miss, you'd look better, Sorry, you.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Look better if you were wearing that outfit.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
You'd better look at that note. I have a bomb.
Thousands of suspects were examined, Nobody was ever found Cooper's parachutes,
and most of the money never resurfaced, apart from a
nineteen eighty and eight year old boy digging along the
river found three packets of the ransom money, still bound
with rubber bands. Three reckon he found four always the
question nineteen eighty nine sation ten Dogar scores a Test

(12:12):
cricket fifty at the record young age of sixteen years
and two hundred and fourteen days. It was against Pakistan
and his second Test match. The bowling attack included Wazi Makram,
Im run Kahan and Jake Units.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
But did he have NCAA level two. He did not,
That's the question.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
M Ruan Kahan reportedly told his teammates. If I tie
my shoelacers in the third over on the fourth ball,
it'll be a wide. And also this kid will be
the best batsman in the world. The first major international
milestone of a twenty four year Test career. Tindalca endured
with one hundred international centries and over thirty four thousand runs.
Born on this day, sound the punishing cricket shaddle arm
I and Beefy both them England cricket captain all round

(12:49):
it one hundred and two tiers, five two hundred runs,
three hundred and eighty three work its one deck pack
in seventy years old.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Today shold English devil sausage. That's what I'll say about
that one.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Sharing a birthday with him as Billy Connolly.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
Just recently, I had a colonoscopy with a shove, a
television coming up your ass channable.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
Thing happens to man.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
After fifty your doctor loses all interest in your testicles
and takes an overwhelming interest in your asshole. You begin
to forget what it looks like. He's always ruined here.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Some one.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Must have work. He turns eighty three today, Big Happy
birthday to Billy Connolly. And that is the history of Yesterday, Today,
Tomorrow Timmory for Monday, the twenty fourth of November twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Happy birthday to the big yn.

Speaker 7 (13:39):
What a name, Jerry in the night? The horacky breakfast time.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
The latest sport headlines thanks to expert ult to the
b for here. Formula one's World Championship race has been
reignited after both McLaren carrs were disqualified from Las Vegas
Grand Prix post race and Nonris Head came second and
Oscar Pastry fourth. Unto checks found both drivers running illegal
skid blocks and extra engines.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
They failed the waft that they ran them through, the
whaft that ate tail lights out mate.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Both were below the minimum thickness of nine mills, which
was deemed as a means to illegally help with their speed.
I sort of dirty. Just penalties lifted liam laws into
fourteenth I wonder, and again I'm speaking out a turn
here because I don't understand motor games at all. But
why are there restrictions?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Shouldn't you just make the fastest possible car.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
They're so focused on the restrictions.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
If it's not if you're not doing that in Formula one?
Where are you doing that?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
It's not like it's not like Olympics where someone could
get an unfair advantage by dobin.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, but I thinktally what Formula one is. It's a
formula for a particular type of.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Car, right, Okay, so they all need to have the
same car. Yeah, well, jeez, I tell you what. They're
ripe for disruption? Then wouldn't you rather watch here's the
fastest car we can possibly make.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, but now it's massive. I mean it's got a
qu huge Now it's getting big. It's because of that Docco,
Yeah totally. Christ Church has been called in as a
host city for next year's Rugby League World Cup tournament,
originally set for Australia and Papua New Guinea. Port More's
being an interesting place. Takaha Stadium, which opens in April.
We'll host a Kiwis and Kiwi Fern's double headed the

(15:18):
men facing Cook Island as well the women meet France
and by the way, Christ that stadium.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah, you're in love.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Oh man, I'm a convert. I'm a total convert. The
stadium is just.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Like twenty five thousand seat smack bang in the middle
of the city.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
It is smack bang cover middle of the city, covered, covered, covered,
covered with walking I mean in your offers, it makes
so much sense.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, I was casing out some sites. Well, a couple
have reached out to us now, so we need to.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
But it's not.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
The problem is it's now starting to feel.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Like a little bit of work happen to seldom, the
idea of the hole in the office and cricket Australia
is facing a lot estimated at more than three million
dollars from the two day Ashes opener due to miss
cricket ticket revenue. Yeah. A combination of Australia opener Travis
Head century in England's cavalier batting approach led to the
match's completion once the day after two days.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
I do yeah, so that's great. And eight work at
when on day two is ridiculous. But yes, they've lost
three million dollars in those extra three days of the test.
They'll make that back in the next couple of tests
because everyone's going to want to be there. Plus the
amount that they'll amount of people watching the TV coverage. Oh,
that would have made.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
It all back. It's great for the game.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Don't cry for Australian Curgan.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
And the other part about it is it's a test match.
It's got five days. That's the that's the window to
play the game. Game. It's a limit. You don't have
to go to five days. The point of it is
to get the game done in five days.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Do you remember on Friday around this time, we're doing
the three way that pays and Jerry put his money
on Australia versus England and Manaya said, good one, Jerry.
Now we're gonna have to wait till choose that if I.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Whether it is Saturday night, that's right, and it came in.
Michael be pleased one hundred.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Speaking of Mike's how would g Lane's annoying party clap
go with till That'll be an interesting challenge, Jerry.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
And the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Every now and then the Herald comes through and helps
young people who are looking to try and take and
find drugs, and I see recently all certainly over the weekend,
there was an article about dating apps who are now
selling drugs or places that you can find drugs if
you're looking to buy them. And apparently dating apps is
the place to go, Grinder and Tinder.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
That's right, drug dealers using dating apps to sell There
are legal substances that includes Class A drugs such as
myth and fiedamine and cocaine, as well as others kiddermine, ecstasy,
jeedgeb and cannabis. People are using emojis on dating platforms,
most notably Grinder, to advertise what they have on offer.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
So what are the emojis that they're using. I hear diamond.
I hear a diamond emoji. Oh yeah, that means either
myth or cocaine. Apparently the snowflake emoji means either myth
or cocaine. I mean, you want to get that quite different.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
We need to we need to standardize these because there's
a massive difference between the two of them.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Well, apparently they change all the time, right, this is
the whole thing. It's just changing the whole time.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Stay out in front of the cops. I'm hearing reports
that the horse hid emoji means kitamene. That's yeah, that maccent,
That's what I'm hearing. And then the smoke gust. I
think that's the cannabis one or the leaves falling through
cannabis cannabis leave. Yeah. It's part of the rise of

(18:45):
social media messaging apps being used by dealers and apparently
in New Zealand Drug Trends survey released earlier this year,
thirty two percent of respondents said they had bought cannabis
via social media, twenty four percent said that perch ecstasy,
eighteen percent said they'd purchased alis there are other psychedelics,
fourteen percent they said they had bought myth.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
And how many percent of those people who were surveyed
in the New Zealand Drug Train survey would try and
skew the numbers for the New Zealand Drug Trains survey,
So how many people would actually tell the truth when
they were doing it, and how many would think it
was a joke to write some crazy thing on it.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
And also who's signing up to the Drug Trens survey
having not bought any drugs in the last calendar year.
That's true, Yeah, none nothing. Dating apps count for five
percent of all of those sales.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Five percent.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah, while that figure is dwarfed by the fifty four
percent who have purchased drugs via other social media platforms
such as Facebook, forty eight percent by Snapchat, and twenty
five percent by Instagram. I would say, yes, technically they have,
but it's not like you're just surfing around Facebook and
then find somewhere to buy drugs, if you know what
I mean. It's more often from what I've heard, that

(19:51):
somebody already knows somebody you just happened to message them
via one of those apps. It's not that the app itself,
you know what I mean, Because what they want with
this headline is for some hear and out there to go.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
You might get our Facebook that's on them drugs exactly.
It's the service, though, isn't it for the hero It
provides to make sure that people know that they can
go to social media if they do need to buy drugs.
I remember years ago they provide the service of going
over the different types of MDMA peils and then sort
of rating them, and I remember they rated pink Porsches
like it was basically an ad for pink porsches. They
were like, these things get you, like, yeah, there are

(20:24):
people passing out, there are people doing this, And I thought,
that's a good ad for pink people, like, well they
work fifty percent stronger.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
But yeah, so the next time that someone catches you
on Grinder, there's your excuse. I was just trying to
buoy myth.

Speaker 7 (20:36):
Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast quick.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I'll go check fellas. I've had some. I mean I
was deep in a scroll hole over the weekend and
I come across a few things that I thought would
be quite good for the show. Actually, the first one
is Joe Exotics taken to Instagram. Remember Joe Exotic of
Tiger King fame.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, the Netflix series.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
You can book a private call with Joe Exotic. He said,
help a broke man out, help a broke mane out.
Remember I didn't get a dam from Netflix.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I'm gonna drop the extent.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
They stole my footage from YouTube and my computer after
they had me kidnapped by the corrupt system. This makes
eight Christmas is wrongfully detained in America DM me for details.
Nobody likes that guy though, Well, look I don't mind him,
and we can book a private call with Joe Exotic
for the holidays. So I reckon we try and get
hold of Pixie Campbell's credit card.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Okay, you mean you call them up and you just
talked him on the phone. Yeah, Okay, let's do that totally.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, because then we could potentially get a couple of
new hour starters out of that.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Another thing that and this one's been hurting. I've sent
this to about five of my friends over the weekend.
It's an Instagram page that posts like gives you a
reference point for how much money NBA players make. They
get paid more than any other of those American sports,
and it's by quite a bit as well. So this
guy posted you could have made one million dollars a

(21:57):
year since the Mona Lisa was paid it fifteen oh three,
and you still wouldn't come close to Lebron's career earnings.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
And that's only that only includes his NBA contracts.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
So that's not a billion dollar deal with Nike or the.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Money that he makes on top of his investments. Yep.
Because he'd have all that money investor.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Businesses that he owns ye yep, none of that. You
could have made a million dollars as the Mona Lisa
was painted in fifteen oh three. That guy's posted a
billion of this those reels, and it's like, you know
the dudes that you've never heard of, you know, role players,
and you're like, you could have made one hundred thousand
dollars since you know, since the cavemen across the bearing straight,

(22:40):
you still wouldn't come close. It actually makes you sick.
It's like, yeah, what's the point I should have practiced
my jump shots? And this one here, this is actually
a Kiwi feller and what he does is six degrees
of separation. So he goes he tries to get from
himself sex degrees of separation to another famous person using
photos that he's been in, you know, so he's been

(23:00):
in a photo with this person, and then he works
his way back to that person.

Speaker 7 (23:03):
How to this Rosa parks.

Speaker 9 (23:05):
Bet you can't.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I bet you're wrong. Here's me and Murray Weggle, Murray.

Speaker 9 (23:10):
Weggel and Kylie Minogue, Kyli Minogue and Sir Paul McCartney.
There is sir Paul McCartney, and that is Muhammad Ali.
There is Muhammad Ali giving Rosa Parks on the chair.

Speaker 10 (23:21):
So he got I love that.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
So he got from himself.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
And what I thought was, You've been in so many
photos with so many famous people. I reckon you could
get just about anywhere from Jerry to just about anyone
on the planet in six photos, because there's so many
photos of you out there with you know whoever, Josh
Homi from Quinston Stoner, this person and that person. So
give us a text on three four eight three, who

(23:45):
do you reckons the herd? Because I immediately I'm thinking
Adolf Hitler. Can I get from Jerry to Adolf Hitler
within six photos? I don't know where I would start.
I think I may even need to work backwards.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
He's a long way back. The problem is he's so
was Rosa Parks. We're talking twenty years difference and are
completed and Germany.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
You know, I don't know, I don't know. I think
what I'm going to do is go just get a
photo of you at a beer hall in October fifth.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I mean we have sat at the same table that
he sat at.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, definitely. Robert McGarvey I don't know, give us a
tax three four O three? Who do you reckons?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
We can get to know? How we get to McGarvey.
How reckon we can get to McGarvey in two through
for Tory?

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Can you get from Jerry to Mikey Havock.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Mini
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
So on sad Day you may have seen this, there
were five hundred vehicles driving across the Auckland Harbor Bridge
in a protest. Lots of them were towing boats, jet skis,
all sorts of stuff. The protest was called the One
Ocean Convoy and it was against parts of the Huddeckee
Golf Marine Protection Act and proposed fishing reforms. And to

(25:02):
tell us more, someone who was there also a player
for the Blues, Kurt Eckland. Morning, Kurt, thanks for coming
on the show.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Well in team, thanks for having me tell us.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
About the headache golf marine protection Now what is it exactly?

Speaker 6 (25:16):
So a little while ago, towards the end of October
there they started creating all these marine reserves in the
Herdace Golf which is great, which is great, but it
was a little bit backwards because a few of them
they still allowed commercial fishing them. So all of the
rekis everyone out there could go fishing in the golf

(25:37):
and a lot of them was safe places too. You know,
you bash your way through a little bit of water
and conditions to get to these safe islands and things
like that to a little bit of fishing. But so
they locked all of us out of there, and there's
still a couple that they left for commercial fishing, which
to me was a little bit backwards, a little bit weird.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Well, so it's a marine, but it just means like
every day Panza like Jerry can't go out there and
cast the line, but some commercial fishes can go through there.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Is that right? Yep? Yep, yep, that's right.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
And then and then since then they trying to order
trying to introduce another nineteen brief species to add to
the CODA management system, but at the moment are not
on there for reasons such as like they're slow growing
or they are to slow to reproduce and things like that.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Okay, so that means that commercial fishermen they try and
target a species, right, and then they catch a lot
of bycatch. So when they do say, put the net
down all of a sudden, you catch a lot of
other stuff which you can't sell at the moment, but
they're proposing that you can sell that stuff.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
Yes, and yeah, they're trying to probably target these fish
that at the moment you aren't allowed to sell as well.
So just a few little things like that that have
pretty much put the recreational fishes up at arms. And
it's pretty cool to see how many people are passionate
about what's happening out there in our oceans and come

(27:07):
come together and yeah, like you said, have the one
Ocean protest on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Because Jerry, you go out there fishing even now and
there is this is something that's going to affect you.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah. Absolutely, And look, I'm I'm with Kurt on this.
I think I'm all for marine reserves because they definitely work.
You think about what's happening up there at Goat Island
and around that area care Knights. Yeah, and it does
work and the sea comes back quite quick. But the
idea that commercial fishing, and I understand the commercial part
of it, because these guys have got to make a

(27:36):
living and all that sort of stuff, and if you
shut that down completely, that's not good. But the idea
that you can then have people come through with nets,
surely that defeats the purpose.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
Yeah, well, like you said, there's definitely a place for
commercial fishing, and the protest that wasn't us against them,
But it's more about the people versus the policy. And
for me, the way I see it is like, if
we like, we're exporting our a lot of our fish,
the majority of our fish that we're catching commercially overseas
for prices that we sell like a lot cheaper than

(28:07):
what we're paying for in New Zealand. So if it's
a money issue, well, like for me, it makes sense
to just make it more expensive to export and surely
we could make some more money off that and then
just leave things the way they are. But again, I'm
not a politician made up. The person was an opinion
who loves fishing, and you know, I just want to
see them fish out there in the future for my

(28:31):
sons are catching it.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Do you think the politicians are going to listen after
that protest, five hundred vehicles across the Oakland.

Speaker 6 (28:37):
Haborbridge, They've got to do something, bro Like Honestly, it
was such a good day too, you know that it
was like five knots, so the amount of people that
would have gone fishing. I was hoping the weather gods
would you know, turn up, the window would turn up.
But it was awesome, man Like there were people who
didn't have boats that were, you know, own the over

(28:59):
bridges on the motorways we're driving past. The people who
couldn't put boats on trailers were underneath the harbor bridge.
Are pulled up from west Haven and followed along the
harbor there and it was like the turn up was unreality.
So it's definitely got to open the eyes of a
few people, I think, And yeah, hopefully it's just the
start of something.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
If only the fish and new that there are all
those fishermen that.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
Were not on the seat, honestly, it would have been
a good day. It would have been a hell of
a day to go fishing because you wouldn't be you
would have had the whole harbor to yourself.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Good Ecklund Blues Rugby Play and a person who was
there at the One Ocean Convoy protest, thanks so much
for your time this morning. Thanks good.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Were great news Yonder If you don't follow him on
sosh media and check out Bakeman and Rodden on your Instagram.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Jerry, I think you would in.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Particular enjoy this someone nighto arkoy, Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Go fishing. Oh yeah, it's good. Yeah, there's a lot
of people that care about it, that's for sure. It's
a it's an issue that's very close to people's hearts.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Jerry and Midnight the Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I was hosting the Master Builder's House of the Year
Awards on Saturday night. Yes, me and Hillary Barry.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Where was that?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
And christ Church at Tip pat the Convention Center and
cross Church Beautiful beautiful building, brand new building, fantastic facility.
Great night, like a great night celebrating builders all around
New Zealand and their efforts and different categories, all sorts
of stuff. So that's the National Awards.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
You met a couple of my friends there.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I did. Yeah, I met the Sugar Girl. She was
an interesting she was an interesting girl. And a couple
of guys came up to me. A couple of builders
came up to me and they were furious about the
inclusion of Saint Clear Beach in Dunedin and our Top
five Beaches on Friday, Our Top five Beaches countdown.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
All right, okay, yeah, if you weren't listening on Friday
round a Friday Top five, Top five beaches around the country,
because everyone's starting to, you know, have a thing about
where they're going to go to the beach this weekend.
Someone said Saint Clear Beach and Duneda and standing in
the waterfront the middle of summer, steering down and subdenly,
coming directly from Antarctica and cutting through you. And that

(31:18):
came in at second on the top five. Yeah, and
this is interesting to you because you've touched on something.
You know often here on Radio Headak and on radio
in general. You know, people they report on the news,
they read the news. Not here at Radio Hodaki. We
don't report on the news. We don't read the news.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
We are the news and we create the news.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
A Facebook page entitled New Zealand Brand, which I think
is one of those ai bot bloody pages, but anyway,
it has posted on Facebook Caroline Bay, new Zealand's unexpected
number one. Caroline Bay being voted the number one beach
in New Zealand by Radio Hodaki listeners might surprise some.
After all, the country is packed with iconic coastal spots,

(31:59):
but when you look closer, it actually makes perfect sense.
They posted this to Facebook with an AI recreation of
Caroline Bay. It's in the dock now if you'll ever
look at it. Someone posted it into the Hodaki Breakfast
Facebook page the conclave. So first off, as you mentioned
of writ, I definitely wrecked that put that at number one,
just because the thing is, we don't even have a

(32:20):
frequency in South Canterbury, so how would we get that
many votes on there? So someone's posted that story on
Facebook and it has set the Boomers off. One person
says number one beach must have been voted by people
that haven't traveled the country very much. Another one said,
I don't think that is Caroline Bay. Looks like Ashbury
Park on the left of the railway line, so it's

(32:41):
north of the bay.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
This is not Caroline Bay, says Craig, just saying for
a friend.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah, only been closed a couple of times because of
fecal contamination since I've been here. My daughter still calls
it Poohbay loll and then people just having a massive vargue.
I mean it just seems more about Facebook. I think
that it says about anything else. But yeah, just the
fact that we were reporting the news we make it.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Yeah, just I mean, look here the top five beaches
if you missed its new Chums Matapuri, sen Clear Beach
and Tony and get it Southerly up yeah and Caroline
Bay at one controversial. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Oh jeez, they've been AI. I wonder what else we
could get into the into the algorithm, into the zeitgeist.

Speaker 7 (33:31):
In photo are you and Hitler, Jerry and Mini The
hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Got a moral dilemma for you guys. I want to
kill and I'm keen on hearing what the listeners think
about this too. You got a quandary, I got a quandary.
I've got a quandary. So I rented near BnB must
be nice, yep. And I was at the airbnb, beautiful Airbnb.
It was all everything went well, everything was fine, and

(33:56):
then all of a sudden, there's a power cut. Oh no, okay,
So we're in the middle of Northland and there's a
power cut. So no one's fault, just a power cut. Well,
I don't know as a power cut someone's fault.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
At three thirty am pm PM, Okay, Oh, that is
a really neuglary time to get a power cut, so I.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Didn't pick it up because it's at three thirty, so
so nothing was on. Nothing was on, but it was
three thirty. So we were sitting outside having a couple
of drinks as you do. It's three thirty in the afternoon,
just like have a couple of drinks, looking at the view,
all nice. And then at about six, after a couple
of drinks, went to make dinner and I thought, I

(34:37):
went to turn the gas on on the thing. I
actually I opened the fridge at first, and I went,
it was weird the lights on. And then I sort
of went, maybe something with the fridge, maybe the light
doesn't go on, and because everything was cold in the fridge,
and then I went to got the saucys out, went
to turn on the gas hob. I was like, okay,
that's not working. It's weird. It's not clicking, it's not

(34:58):
going And then the guess wasn't working. And then does
gas run off? Is that a separate thing from power?
Does that need power to run? It needs power? It
turns out to pump again, to pump the gas through,
or there's some kind of lock which starts upright. So
then I thought, okay, we'll go to the Then I

(35:19):
went to the tap. Yes, no water because the tap
order was run on a pump system, which is okay, okay,
so there's water.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
There's no water, which means one dump. So you've got
to You've got a cistern full of water so you
can flush that once.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
That's it. Okay, no water, did you guys rock paper?
Then thought, oh, what about the barbecue, because you've got
you know, the gas bottle of the barbecue.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Perfect, no barbecue, bloody gas.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
No, it's hooked into the electrics. It's an electric barbecue,
God's sake. So there was a cord running out, so
there's no way of cocking anything unless I started a
fire or something. I don't know. There's no way of
going to toilet, rub a couple of sticks to either.
You can't. You can't. You can't use the water. There's

(36:12):
no water. Right, we're at a place. It's quite a
long way away from any shops. I can't drive because
I've had a because you're wasted, I've had some drinks.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Your ham to be over the limit, yeah, I have
to be. But also since the new tests came in,
it would have called the other.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
That you brought off.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Grinder, So so what do you do? Because well, what
did you do? Go down the river and pull a
fish out?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
The other one is so no phone? What do you
mean because the internet doesn't work and there was no
and that there's no no cell phone coverage.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
So what do you have to do? Talk to your misses?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Well do you what do you do if you want
to eat something? What do you do? If you want
to drink something? What do you do? And how do
you know how long the power is going to be
off for?

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yeah, what did you do?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
There's no way of communicating with anyone, there's no way
of drinking any water. It was nothing. And this is
till it ended up coming back on at liven PM. Well, yeah,
by the time we've gone to bed, so it still
wasn't on by the time.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
He's gonna say you've gone to bed. This I've been
in this situation before because when the power cut happens,
you flick all the light switches to say if it's
a fuse or if it's the whole house, and then
you forget that you flicked them all on, you fall asleep,
and then when it comes down.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
All the lights went on. Next thing you know, it's blearing.
So so in that situation, right, you've paid for an
airbnb for the day, what do you what whose fault is?
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Do you get a refund from who?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Who?

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Did you want the refund from from the people?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
But do you get a refund? I mean there's no
if you're in a hotel and there was no power,
no water, no cooking for some no nothing, Yeah, they
would definitely refund you, right they were.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Yeah, but an Airbnb's a difference because it's not this fault.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
No, it's not their fault.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
But what do you I don't know. Could you talk?
I mean, surely you know the people at Meridian, you
get to talk to them.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
They haven't.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Surely they've got some kind of insurance to people at
Airbnb in case things for throw or something goes wrong.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Maybe not though, because this is what John Campbell is
trying to blow the lid on around Uber. They don't
get any of that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, So do you do you say?

Speaker 3 (38:15):
You just say thanks for letting me stay in your
house on the paying your sent because you're powering it.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Three four eight
three oh eight hundred hahdakchy. I'd like to hear from
people what as a conundrum. If there was laughter, you'd go,
you'd feel slightly differently about it.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Maybe I'll start a week I'll start to give a
little page, please.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
Jerry in the night the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Time for the Hidicky Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Friday's Mastermind topic was England and Australia. Ryan, the civil
engineer from Auckland who can solve for Rubik's cuban thirteen
seconds and has grade six piano, took away the prize.
So today we're back to fifty bucks. And since we
just talked to blues player Kurt Eckland about the one
ocean fishing convoy over the weekend, Today's masterminds ob Bush
on the line.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
We've gotten Nick from christ It's money Neck. Good morning, guys.
How are you good? Thank you? Nick? You're a sparky Yes.
When was the last time you electrocuted yourself?

Speaker 6 (39:15):
Let's not talk about that recently.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Wow. Next, let's got a job to keep here. No,
can you thought? That's just that just part of the course,
isn't it. As an electrician, electric cute yourself every now
and then? Yeah, Okay, occasionally it happens. Yeah, you're dealing
with electricity. Of course you're going to electrically.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Good spark you won't they Can you explain to me, Nick,
why a barbecue might not work if the power's out.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
No, No, I believe.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
I believe it's just an ignition source.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
But yeah, okay, now I got some matches in there
and tried to but it wouldn't hold.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, right, who knows anyway? Okay, assume you know how
this works, Nick, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
Yeah, I know. It works out forty seconds.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Five questions. You just got to get three correct. You
can pass anytime. If you're going to pass past quickly.
If we start it up, you win. First question for
Nack the sparky from christ Church. Which New Zealand band
had the nineteen ninety two hit Fish Across Face Bath
According to the Ministry of Primary Industries, What is the

(40:21):
most caught commercial of fish in New Zealand waters? Hoki correct?

Speaker 7 (40:27):
What?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Nineteen eighty eight films starred John Clees and Jamie Lee
Curtis Bath, alongside Mitch Barnett, who is co captain at
the one New Zealand Warriors Jane Yes on the TV
show Doctor Who What did the main character eat with
fish fingers bath which New Zealand Band had the nineteen

(40:54):
ninety two hit Fish Across Face. Oh no, you will away.
You were bloody close. That was hit like a hole, okay,
And when we got there. A fish called Wander was
the eighty eighth film.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
With John CLEAs and a did runger for Jeremy Wells.
Jamie Lee Curtis, Ah, she looks just like you at
the moment.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
And castard was what doctor Hoe liked to eat with
fish fingers.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Bad luck, no worries about if you think you can
do better than make sure you give us a call tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Hundred dollars up for grabs, and good luck with not
getting electrocated today.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Coming up after eight o'clock, I think I might have
been able to link Jeremy Wells to Addolf Hitler in
fewer than six degrees of separation. I've been working away
on it for two hours now.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
It's been impressive.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
I think I've done it. I think I've gotten there.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
I've been concerned that people are going to help me
at some stage. Looks like it's going to be done
after eight o'clock this morning.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I'll walk you through it.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Jerry and mid Night, the Hotarchy Breakfast and the hold
Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Earlier this morning we checked the algoes and this is
what was hitting my algorithm this morning. As a kiwi
feller who reckons he can find a link between himself
and six degrees of separation to any famous historical figure.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Have a listen to this, Rosa Parks, bet you can't.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
I bet you're wrong.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
There's me and Murray Weggel.

Speaker 9 (42:21):
Murray Weggel and Kylie Minogue, Kylie Minogue and Sir Paul McCartney.
There is Sir Paul McCartney, and that is Muhammad Ali.
There is Muhammad Ali giving Rosa Parks.

Speaker 8 (42:30):
A peck on the cheek.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
And so I thought, there's so many photos of you
and famous people you know over a thirty year career
in the New Zealand media industry. I thought, to be honest,
there's probably almost no one. You couldn't get to it
within six degrees of separation from Jeremy Wells. And so
I thought, let's start at the top and go with
Edolf Hitlert. See we can get there. Because it has

(42:53):
to be a bit of a chat.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
The most notorious figure in the twentieth century.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Yes, the first thing that we thought of was what
kewis have met him? And we're thinking maybe Jack Lovelock,
who brought the tree back and planted it out the
front of tim row Boys home.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Want my gold medal in the thirty six Berlin Olympics.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yes, but there is no photo of him and Hitler.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
No, because I don't think Hitler put the medal over
his over his neck.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
No, No, that's right. So a bunch of people texted
in to try and help on this magnum p I effort.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Here.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Someone said Hugo Boss was Hitler's Taylor. That's your avenue.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yeah, Hugo Boss designed all the Nazi uniforms.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Couldn't find a photo of him and Hitler.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Well, I don't know if he met Hitler. I mean
he designed the uniforms, but he has said it was
Hitler's personal Taylor. I mean, he probably did Taylor outfits
for Hitler, but he was he just designed the uniforms.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Yes, another text thro around the Berlin Olympics could be
a good angle. Yes, could have been, but again, Jack
Lovelock was a dead end. James texting from Tiamu too,
Pretty sure there's a photo of Lez with the angry
painter himself. I was in Berlin a couple of years
back and there was a photo of Liz's young girl
doing the salute on a trip to Germany. Yes, but
he's not in the photo. So I found that photo.
She's definitely given the elon Musk well.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
The of course, the British royal family were German, and
so you know when Hitler came along fascist dictatorship, they
weren't far away from that and the Kaiser, they were
miles away from that world.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
But they weren't in a photo. Someone else texted and
so my mum sat beside Jerry on a flight to
do Bai. Recently, as a teenager she went to Rhode
Island on student exchange and went to high school with
what we now know was Hitler's nephew.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
That's from tom Okay, sure, but I didn't have a photo.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
No with that person. No, well no, maybe you did.
And Josh Texter said, my mate's grandparents had lunch with
the Queen and Hamilton. They were Olympians. I've met Matt
Heath at trade was so who could get a listener?
Oh I see, but this is what blew it wide open,
high breakfast show. I reckon you could get to Jerry
from out of via the magic of King George.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Right, So that's her dad, King George being yea Queen
Elizabeth's father. Ye.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
So that was the first thing, and so that tipped
off a set of events that have led me here
can I get from Jeremy Wells to Adolf Hitler in
six degrees of separation or less?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (45:06):
First photo I found was a photo of you and
Kin Williamson wearing the first ever Steady the Ship hats.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I know the photo. Well, yes, we look like a couple.
He looks like my he looks like my young boyfriend.
He does. I've then found out he loves that photo.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
I don't think he does. I've then found a photo
of Cain Williamson and Queen Elizabeth from the twenty nineteen
Cricket World Card.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
We've got there.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Very very quickly. Okay, so that's only two.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
You're only two, and we're already at Quey two.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Then I found a photo of Quy two and her father. Yep,
King George. Yes, I've ben gone from there. I've found
a photo of King George and Adolf Hitler. One, two, three,
four degrees of separation between Jeremy Wells and Adolf Hitler.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
There we go. So you imagine that everybody has touched
everybody going all the way back to Edilf Hitler. That's right,
the laying of hands, that's.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
The fact though, Yeah, you have laid hands on Adolf Hitler.
Next week, Tied Bundy.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, where do we go from here?

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Robert mcgaby, that's only two because Dan Vittori has met
Robert mcgaby, and you know Dan Vattoia, I reckon you can.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Get everybody back to Hitler. Well, I think King George
and Queen Elizabeth of the other links through Oh very
good MANI well done.

Speaker 7 (46:28):
Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
And I are still going deep is now? Who are
you investigating? Now, Mina, I'll see.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
If we could get from me to U via the
magic of sugar Girl.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
But yet okay, yeah, well we have managed to get
back to Hitler. Yes, through came Williamson.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Yes, which only took four one of those steps being
Cane Williamson. So actually he's only three steps removed from
Hitler himself. Yep, And I guess in a roundabout way,
we all are.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Yeah. Yeah, so when came Williamson, Queen Elizabeth.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
King George headline, Yeah, yep, so only four thos other
people's sex, but you four. We've got a thing going
on at the moment. And a lot of people have
been asking me about this at the moment. It's why
are people commenting on all of your social media posts
about Oh I listened to these guys podcasts. I didn't
know they did a radio show. And that's because our

(47:22):
latest marketing tactic is to get all the people that
listen to the podcast converted over to the radio show.
And it's confusing a lot of people. And you had
one of these out in the wild, didn't you.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Well, I had a funny situation that occurred. So I
was going through security, going through Christach security, and you
know the people, the security people with the black shirts, yep,
the black shirts that at the airport, at the airport
that actually you through. So I'm going through and I've
gone through the little metal detected bit and I've passed

(47:51):
that test, thank goodness. And oh the other great thing,
I don't know if you guys know this now, you
don't have to get your laptops out of your bag anymore.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
That one's has that been going for a while for
a while. But the thing that annoys me is that
boomers have only just cottoned on to taking your laptop
out and so that now it's now causing issues where
they're all having to put them back and again, Yeah,
the same thing's gonna happen with the shoes.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
I feel like also it's making it slower. But anyway,
so I'm there, I've gone through, I've passed the first
level of security that I don't have anything metal on me.
And then I'm walking back. My bag's coming through. I'm
waiting for my bag to come through, and the lady
comes up to me. She's she be she'd be in
her fifties, probably dark here, she says to me. She goes,

(48:31):
she goes, I love your podcast. I said, oh, thanks
very much, And I said, do you know that I
do a radio show? You know, great's a gag. She goes, no,
and I went and I laughed.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
I thought, she's the gag, being that there's people that
listen to our podcasts that have no idea that we
do a radio show.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I was like, she's in on the gag, she did
look slightly sort of like she was definitely playing it straight.
It was quite a dry effort from her of not
knowing that I did a radio show. And then so
I'm thinking, oh, that's quite good.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Which isn't good. If you see any of us out
in the world, do come up and say, hey, love
the podcast. Anywhere else I could listen to you?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah, totally. And so I'm there and I'm thinking, oh,
that's quite good. That's good that someone got that gag,
and I'm waiting for my bag. And then about thirty
seconds later, she comes up and she texts me on
the show and says, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I actually don't listen to your podcast. I got you
confused for Dom Harvey, and I said, this was my response.

(49:35):
I'm not joking, I said, dom iffing Harvey said any serious.
I don't look anything like Dom Harvey. And she said,
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. That's so embarrassing. And
I was like, okay, there's two things. Officially, I don't
think I look like him. Secondly, it's the vibe thing. Secondly,
if you say something to someone like I like your

(49:58):
podcast and then lies afterwards that it's the wrong person.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yeah, you're going high.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
You don't need to tell them. You don't need to
tell them, you go. There's no reason to tell them
then that you there's just no reason.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Yeah, that's like how oh, hey, I actually really like
you and you're like, awesn't thank you? And then sorry,
actually I really don't like quite Like it's a really
really weird thing to say.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
But it's not you. Yeah. Do I look like Do
I look like Tom Hardy? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Jerry. You probably shouldn't shared it on the radio because
now I would love if anyone sees Jerry out there.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Just go up and.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Tom Harvey are my favorite podcast.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
That someone says here that rude is a dead ringer
for JJ.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Manaiama, No, I think I think they're.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
Under something there, Jerry in the Night the Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Texture on three four oh three, Hey, Dom, does listening
to the show live on iHeart Radio count towards increasing
listeners of the radio show? Does it need to be
good old radio?

Speaker 6 (50:58):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
No, you shouldn't that story if.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
You could get into the comments on every post that
we put up now and just be like jes didn't
the Dom Harvey.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Hey, so I see that we have got the Hadeki
Swingers Club November edition coming up this Wednesday at wind
Ross Farm golf Course.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
That's right, So we're playing against the big show. We've
got a couple of listeners playing with us, a couple
of listeners playing with them. What we don't have decided
is what's at stake and what's the format going to be.
I'm happy for them to pick the format because you
know they're going to wend about it until they get
their own way. And also I feel like we and

(51:34):
the team that we've put together.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Can beat the mid any format. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
What I want to know though, is what's at stake.
I would like I would like to put two different
options up. Maybe we could send this to them. One
is we run the penalty back from the last competition
that we did, so loser has to do the winner's
show on the last day of the year, thereby extending
our holiday by an extra day, so the Friday, the nineteenth.

(52:01):
I was not of December. Yes, and I like that
this is high stake because I was shacking your head
out in the studio. But she's probably gonna get roped
into helping whichever.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Anyway, but I'm loving this night. It's pretty high stage.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
The other one that I don't know that they're going
to accept, but would be a financial one. So a
donation to November, yep, out of our own pockets.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
They're definitely not going except there is no way that
you mentioned reaching it. There's no way, okay, so corse pockets.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
So there, Yeah, I don't know. Let's put it to them.
Let's see what they reckon about format and penalty.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Yeah, so you can tune in after four pm on
Wednesday to find out who the winner is. It's all
for November.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Jerry and the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and the Night
the hot Key Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
So, over the last five years, New Zealand and most
of the world's been going through some really tough times.
The cost of skyrocketed, incomes haven't kept up. But the
question is is their light at the end of the tunnel?

Speaker 9 (53:06):
You?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Me and the Economy is going to be on TV's one,
TVNZ one and TV and Z Plus tomorrow night and
joining us is the host Jack Tamesime assuming Jada Kount
Not a comedy.

Speaker 11 (53:16):
No, no, it's not.

Speaker 12 (53:18):
It's not gonna be a comedy, but we're hopefully going
to make it sort of news you can use. You know,
it's definitely, like you say, tough times for a lot
of people right now, but I think the tough times
are somewhat dependent on where you are in the country.
So we thought, let's find some let's find some positive stories.
Let's find some really good things that we can highlight
about the New Zealand economy right now, things that are
absolutely going gangbusters.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
So naturally we.

Speaker 12 (53:40):
Went to Ashburton, yep, and because ash but well, you
know it actually honestly is where it happens right now.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Ashburton is crushing it.

Speaker 12 (53:49):
So we said, you know, given given the farmers have
had a good couple of years, let's find a tractor
dealer in Ashburton and we're going to see how he's doing.
The problem is, we couldn't find any track to dealers.
This is a true story. We couldn't find any tractor
dealers because they were all currently overseas on extremely exp
We literally went through every dealership in town, you know, like, oh, sorry,
my cruise, you know, it doesn't finish for.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
The next three months.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Come to dinner if you're looking for that.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Okay, So you couldn't find any any trick deals doing well,
but you probably could find some people who own supermarkets
who are doing particularly well.

Speaker 12 (54:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah, And honestly tracked a dealer adjacent people,
ute salespeople absolutely crushing it right now.

Speaker 11 (54:28):
So there are there are implements, yes exactly that there.

Speaker 12 (54:31):
Are sort of there are there are people who are
doing pretty well even though the rest of us have
been doing it tough. And one of the big questions
is how long does it take for the money that
is washing around places like Ashburton.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
To trickle through.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
The rest of the economy.

Speaker 12 (54:44):
So we're going to try and answer answer that and
work out when you know, the container ship has taken
an awfully long time to turn, but when are we
going to be facing in the right direction?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Because I feel like when my grandparents were coming up,
you know, it was enough for my granddad to just
work at the freezing works. Yeah, my grandmother didn't work
for a large push and they raised three kids, house land,
a couple of animals and the whole thing. But now
that feels like impossible.

Speaker 11 (55:07):
To have a middle class existence, especially in one of
the big cities. To have a middle class existence, most
people will have to have mum and dad both working, right,
And if mum and dad are both working, then what
happens to the kids after school? The course, the whole
way we've set.

Speaker 12 (55:19):
Up our society is designed for the nineteen forties and
the truth is that life is just way more expensive.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Yeah, and we do, and we double handle nowadays and
back back in the day, as you said, the division
of labor was intense set up over a long period
of time, and now that's not the case. Also, is
there something as you pointed out early on regionally with
Auckland at the moment, it seems Auckland is particularly the
largest city in New Zealand by long Yes, are doing

(55:49):
the worst because the housing costs are higher, so people
paying more for housing. The fixed costs are basically higher,
and so when interest rates went up, all of a sudden,
even smashed. All of those family's got completely hammered and
they probably haven't recovered. Yeah, I think that's it.

Speaker 12 (56:03):
So if you look at this thing called the median multiple,
which I don't Yeah, I know, Oh well you're a
very familiar with that, I know. But basically it's like
average wage versus average house price, right, and so they
used to say that three.

Speaker 11 (56:15):
To one was considered affordable.

Speaker 12 (56:17):
So basically, if your house is three times your annual
ways and that's afordable, then they were like, ah, probably
need to change this again. Let's make it five to one.
Five to one is affordable, right, And then in the
heart of the COVID craziness, I think affordability in organ
got to about eleven to one or twelve to one,
like absolutely the most expensive housing in the world. It's
peered back a little bit now, but it's still in

(56:39):
like seven eight nine that kind of territory for most
parts of walklmbe so still crazy expensive. But Auckland, you know,
it still has if you break down the unemployment rate
across the country, still has some of the highest unemployment
of the country as well.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
So, yeah, it is.

Speaker 12 (56:52):
It's weird, hou it's kind of regional. They call it
the K shaped recovery. So if you think about the
letter KA, some areas going up angle on the forty five,
some are going down on the forty five, right, And
the key is when when can we turn the K
into more of a kind of T you know.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah, So what I'm hearing is we need to move
the station to Ashburton. Yes, okay, honestly that that is
quite I'm not even joking.

Speaker 12 (57:17):
That is a seriously good move from a kind of
from a revenue perspective. If you could, if you go
to Ashburton, I mean they have this amazing like downtown
precinct at the moment that's incredible, like Olympic sized swimming
pool that's just going in for town. You look at
some of the houses on the west side of the
main drag in Ashburton, so between Ashburton and the mountains,
between the Ashburton and the Southern Alps. Honestly, it like

(57:40):
puts Coatsfield to shame.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Yeah, but nuts, But you are in Ashburton.

Speaker 11 (57:43):
That's trying.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
That's the foot side of it.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Well, well the track to dealers aren't.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Yeah, that's good point there.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
So I guess the question and people will be thinking
this out there right now when the things change, because obviously,
when you have such a a event which has happened
over the last how many years through to COVID everything
getting shut down, clearly that is of course going to
have a massive spin off. And because it was such
a major event, the most the largest event since World

(58:13):
War II economically for the world. How long does that
bad bit go for?

Speaker 12 (58:18):
Well, there's reason to think that this time next year
will be better, not heaps better, but better. One of
the big reasons is that obviously interest rates have been
coming down for some time, So Wednesday of this week
is the last OCR call for this year, and then
the Reserve Bank goes on holiday for ages. Honestly, they're
probably joining those guys and anyway anyway, so that they
don't make another call till February.

Speaker 11 (58:40):
Most of the so called experts.

Speaker 12 (58:42):
And keeping in mind that economists are wrong ninety nine
percent of the time, they reckon that this will be
the last cut to the OCR and then most people
will be refixing their mortgage. Most mortgage holders will be
refixing their mortgage in the next twelve months, which means
that all of those lower interest rates should wash through
the economy. So if you combine boom times and the
AG sector, you can find that big fontier of payment

(59:04):
payout with lower interest rates for mortgage holders. There's reason
to think that things should be better twelve months from now,
But man, it is Slowgo.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Jack, Tame you and me and the economy. TV and
Z plus and TV and Z one seven thirty tomorrow night, Gada,
thanks for coming out. And best way as a TV
presenter to do well is to make more programs. So
Jack's got that sas. This is the Herderkey Breakfast Jerry and.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Mania The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 12 (59:33):
Sports Chat with acc Head g Lane brought you my
head Sport Ultra the beer for here.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Welcome to the studio, g Lane. What a weekend of
sport for you. You must have been fizzing in your
bung hole. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (59:47):
Look, I want my money back though on the Ashes.
I want my money back, Okay. I was all set
on Sunday to sit down and just watch the Ashes.
It was many day off obviously because Saturday there was
the one day or so I want my money back
from Sky, from England, from Australia. Everyone doesn't work like that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
US Cricket Australia they lost three million bucks on that suckers.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Yeah, they would have made it back on the amount
of people that are now going to watch the next one,
well the amount of people that watched the last one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yeah. And I wonder as well if you said to
Cricket Australia, right, you're going to take a three million
dollar loss. But your team's going to beat England in
the opening Test in two days. Will you take the
three million or will you would you rather the other
way around? Oh? You take three million?

Speaker 10 (01:00:24):
But how goods Travis Head? He's everybody is and he's
hard to hate that guy. I saw a great description
of him an English comedian who talked about if he
was going to be violated by an Australian. Travis Head
was the man he wanted to be violated by. A
guy that looks like you sell drugs at the construction
site and a guy you just want to have a

(01:00:44):
beer with. Travis Head.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
So it was good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
That was good to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
We need to reverse far Lapham make a m Kiwe Yeah,
surely we could find some.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
It must be. There must be.

Speaker 10 (01:00:54):
But as great line as he left, because he wasn't
supposed to open obviously, because Kawaji was supposed to and
has there's quote and the changing ship and I think
I don't know who it was too. He's like, wow,
how can it be. I'm just going to go and
smash it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I love that and he did. I mean I like
the way he does it too, Because anybody who's ever
played last man's stands with no technique at all, that
just swings and hopes he gives you hope. I mean
he steps away. He's so clearly he's probably quite scared
of the ball. Everybody else. Yeah, he's just got such
a weird technique.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
He's traveill.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
But Be's McCullum, the coach of England, said the same thing.
He just said, look, the guy just that was an
outstanding innings and we were on top of the game
most of the game and then one guy took it
away from us. And that's that's crackit. That's why it's
a good game. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
But I'm as annoyed as you are because it was
such a perfect timing for it, because on Friday, you know,
you get home, watch it all afternoon, all night, you
can you can watch it again on Saturday, actually, because
we commentated the Black Cabs and I went home with
every intention of watching it, and I was like, you
know what, they'll still be playing tomorrow. I'll watch it tomorrow.
And then so I just fell asleep and then I
wake up the new happen. What are the chances?

Speaker 10 (01:02:03):
Speaking of which, obviously we swipe the Westndies as predicted.
I think that they'd clocked out though most of those
guys are already on the flight home.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Well, they've still got some Test matches to go.

Speaker 10 (01:02:12):
Yeah, but a lot of them are off. There's a
whole new squad coming in. There's only a handful of
players of the sticking around for the Test matches. Rostin
cheers as the captain. Uh shy hope of sticking around
as well. I think Jerry Springer is too and seals to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
The b yeahkey Cady the mad But what about the
big bastard?

Speaker 10 (01:02:30):
He's not he's injured. He was injured too.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
He's not playing a Test match?

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Yeah, big bars, did I check him in there?

Speaker 10 (01:02:37):
The mad bastard sticking around? Easy cardy the mad bastard.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
You don't want to stand out in the field for
five days, the big bast Yeah, that's right now.

Speaker 10 (01:02:45):
But those Test matches don't kick off till mid next week,
so a little bit of a break they get to
play the I think New Zealand's New Zealand eleven down
there in Queenye, so they probably have a good time
down there in Queenye. I'd say let Lukes down there
and get them comfortable and then hitting them with the
first test.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
They were have a bad time. But it's still cold
for them, too cold. Yeah they weren't. They don't love
the South Island. They did the All Blacks play on
the weekend.

Speaker 10 (01:03:07):
Apparently, Hey, I really liked that game. I've enjoyed it. It
was like watching an MPC game.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
It was like.

Speaker 10 (01:03:13):
Plenty of tries. It was grassroots international rugby. I enjoyed
the team that played. They ran it from everywhere, they
leaked tries. I really I really enjoyed that game. Out
of all of the games this entire All Black season,
I think that was the one I enjoyed the most.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
It was it was close for a lot of it too,
wasn't it? Actually it wasn't they twenty one twenty four
For a long time I was at ding Dong. There
was ding Dong, ding Dong, and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Then we blow it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Then we blew it out at the end.

Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
Absolutely, And I was stack full of chiefs manner as well,
So I was rock hard on the couch.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Everyone's saying that it's good because we've blooded lots of play,
And I know you're a believer in that theory that
there's lots of people you've never heard of that are
playing for the b That's going to be good in
the long run.

Speaker 10 (01:03:52):
Yeah, I think so. The goal is two years time,
isn't it. I mean, are we gonna everyone goes, this
is not a World Cup winning team? Well, it's not
a World Cup year more on? So all that, Well,
would they win a World Cup knockout game?

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Now?

Speaker 10 (01:04:03):
No, But what they win it in two years time? Potentially?

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Well, would they win the Rugby World Championship or whatever
the hell they're going to introduce next time?

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
That one.

Speaker 10 (01:04:11):
I quite like that one. I'm not going to explain
it on air, but I quite like it. We play
four games in New Zealand against international teams. I think
that's France. I think it might be Ireland to explain it,
and then we go over to Europe and we play
four different teams.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
I quite like it. It's quite good. I just don't
think we need another competition, go back to the old,
good old fashioned three Test series.

Speaker 10 (01:04:33):
Now well, yeah, I agree the big to that's why
they're doing the big tourists of South Africa.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
But I just feel like it's good.

Speaker 10 (01:04:38):
It's different. We've been banging away in the missionary position
with the Rugby Championship for so many years everyone's locked out,
So I'm quite like a change. We're mixing it up.
We get maybe into the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
What we need is another turn, another rugby tournament. Yeah,
exactly what we need.

Speaker 10 (01:04:50):
As the Great New zeal Tea Off kicked off on
the weekend, which is an initiative that we do with
November and the late Great Oli Bradshaw. And this is
two hundred golf courses around New Zealand have donated tea
times and you can go and bid on them. But
on a four ball you get some real bargains.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Oh you really do.

Speaker 10 (01:05:09):
We're talking your cardi cliffs, your cape kidnappers, flash course,
fash courses and also some good rural courses as well.
So get on their text t to three four eight three.
You'll get a link through to the trade me site.
Get on there, check it out. It's all for a
good cause, goes toward November. And also the legacy of
the late Great Olibradshaw.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
And what a legacy that is. A man who knew
exactly how to have a good time yep, and and
a true opportunist. Actually, that is a great legacy.

Speaker 10 (01:05:37):
Absolutely absolutely get on there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Check it all out.

Speaker 10 (01:05:39):
There's some great ones in there. There's some ones been
launched this week, some special ones we can I heard
a rumor you can play around the golf with Richie
mccaugh wowzch yeah and even with us potentially.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Thank you very much for coming. An acc hre Glane
question here on the text machine, just curious to know
has Mike Lanes backbush grown or has he continued the
landscape checked on the soul patch said, look it's coming back,
you boy, It's coming back to backbush, back bush. Two
quick of the bush. The bush is back. Brush strikes back.
Have a lovely day today. Podcast will be out at

(01:06:10):
eleven am.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Do we do a podcast here?

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
We do it back? I thought you just did a
radio show.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
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