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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Howdie break for show. Bunning's trade is raising funds

(00:02):
this November to support men's health. Do you remember and
I this is a hurdacky breakfast.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
No, it's it's Tuesday, November five. I can't see the fingering,
I know.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Don't do that to me though I thought it was
tusday for one one mad moment.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's so far away down that screen that I genuinely
can't read what day it is.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
No Tuesday twenty fifth and November twenty twenty five, Week six.
So special guests in the studio, welcome back to the studio, Meggie.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh, good morning boys. Right, okay, a lot going on
in here. That screen is in a very different place
so what it was last time I was here. So
you don't have your own music screen anymore, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
No.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
And it turns out that I've got this little one
in front of me. Now that's a touch screen, but
mine's not touched.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'll trust me. You don't want to be touching that
thing at already. Everything will disappear off.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
There, even the way that you touched it. Then it's
like you've put it. It doesn't need to move back.
It's like cimeters every time you touch it. It's like
every boomer that sat behind me on a flight. Ever,
I'll be getting no sleep on this flight because of this.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I'm eating it.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, I just for some reason my one doesn't move.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, you really?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
So that's all good, and that's all that matters. I've
got a mouse.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Rude her away on that Disney cruise that got held
up for a couple of days apparently.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh yeah, really at the weather for ruders Disney cruise.
It's a good old for me to spell coming.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Through Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast Man.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
She's in pushing the buttons today.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Rud is away on a Disney Punishments Disney cruise. Do
we want to talk about that at all or not? Really?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
We haven't really addressed it. I'm sort of waiting for
the review when he gets back. But yeah, he's on
the Disney cruise that I believe his obviously his kids
and I think his in laws as well.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Are we sure he's got kids?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Have you seen them? I have never seen this.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I've never seen them.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
He talks about them a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, I've never seen them. What happens on the Disney cruise?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh? Nothing, good. I mean, the thing is, you're listening
to Disney songs all day. I'd assume, I presume there's
like shows you to get up there, and.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
There's the Disney characters wandering around. In fact, my friend
from old friend of mine from school used to dejail
on a Disney cruise boat for quite a few years,
and he ended up in a relationship with snow White.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I suppose if you're gonna pick yeah, you'd play get
she apparently was quite something snow White fantastic option.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I suppose. Yeah. The problem was he actually, and this
is not a joke, he also he also had relations
with Cinderella.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Damn yeah, and Fiona from Trick not.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, the one from Frozen. Okay, all at the same time. No,
not at the same time, interestingly, but just I mean,
he was on the he was on the Disney boats
for quite some time.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
But I noticed Princess Jasmine is Morelda, and that's just olds.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
He avoided the Seven Dwarfs. So yeah, they there's quite
a lot going on in those cruise ships. It turns out.
I don't think Rutabile see any of that.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Willie, Well, no, he hasn't really brought it up like
he didn't mention it at all yesterday on here.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
No. No, I mean I don't think it's his idea.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
No, put it that way, and it's probably not going
to make his cruise any better of his family hears
him slagging it off on the radio. No, I went
to the disney Hotel on the way down this morning.
Last we turned into Daddy's radio show the Down.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Good point.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
That's going to be great. I'm excited for you.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
The Disneyland Hotel and Anaheim there in the main Disneyland.
You wander around and they play the same music the
whole time.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Could you imagine working there, It'll be like working at
a rock radio station that only played nineties music.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I'd be like hearing the rooster the whole time. Just
everywhere you went you heard the rooster. But yeah, you
get real seck of the music. That's the thing. The
good thing about staying in that Disneyland hotel. So you
get into the Disneyland Park an hour earlier than anyone else.
So you turn up and no one's there. You get
an hour of hanging out in the morning where there

(04:04):
aren't like, you know, forty five minute lines for everything.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, is that other lines that long for every they are,
so you basically in line the whole day.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You're in line most of the time. The good thing
though about Disneyland lines is that you there's they're actually
quite interesting. Purse, No, they should. They're missing a point,
They're missing a trick there.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
My message is trying to get me to go to
Disneyland or disney World or one of them. And I'm like,
I can't say it. Are we kids? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I think wait till you have kids?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Was what on the person? Or not? WHI was?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I listened to something bon Bolt recently. Walt just did
not like communists. Okay, boy, he hated communists.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Do you subscribe to the theory that he only released that
Disney only released the franchise Frozen, so that when you
google Disney Frozen that comes up, and not the fact
that he's cryogenically frozen corpse to be reanimated in about
one hundred years.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
He's one of the people.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's crigenately frozen, isn't he? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Do you so then subscribe to the theory that Dubai
chocolate was brought out to prevent people from googling Dubai
chocolate and finding the practice of people.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh really, yeah, is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, I don't do your own research. But I don't
subscribe to either of those theories. But I'm going to
google them now. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Mane.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
All you'll find is the chocolate in the movie Let's
scratch a bit of deep, bit deeper. I can send
you some YouTube man, I've done my own research.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I've seen you do research.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yesterday.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I've got an impressive thing to.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Watch Jerry Edman The hold Ikey Breakfast, The.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timaru.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Today is Squint's eyes at the screen up on the wall,
the twenty fifth of November twenty twenty five, currently thirteen
point nine degrees. I love thirteen point nine high, fifteen
point six six fourteen in the morning, May fifteen points
and no one needs to know that. I just need
you to know that I can read that from here.
I'm just flixing on you.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Your eyes a bit of than mine.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Where is that written?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Topling?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Sorry, top Lift.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I know even when that that screen been in front
of me for a whole year, I've never once looked
at the time of day. I didn't even know that
I know that that was there and that you were
reading that every day.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
There's a lot of information on that screen. I'm not
sure if you're a wairmen, I oh hi or fifteen
point six bullshit? That's too low.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
That is too low?

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Where does that?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Where does that computer get its information from?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Well, let me check the widget that I've recently installed
in the top of my phone. It's saying that the
high is going to be twenty two.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, so I reckon that. Look at the font of
that particular screen.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yes, it's back in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I think that's just a historical date from nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, it's giving us the weather from the second of
feb nineteen ninety six or some of Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
It's just randomly right. I don't think second of fear,
but I think it's giving us the weather from the
fourth of October of today's Oh that's my gifth of October.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, one point nine.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Degrees of it today's date. Then, Jez, that just really
puts into perspective global warming, doesn't it? Fourteen degrees warmer?
Because you were using too much links back in the day.
It's the twenty fifth of novemb Oh shit, it's three
days to my missus birth there yet, we'll figure that
out off here. Well, maybe we'll figure it out on here.

(07:05):
Twenty sixteen. Fidel Castro passed away. Former president of Guba
and one of the most influential and polarizing political figures
of the twentieth century, died on this day in twenty sixteen.
Age ninety. Got Inx led the Cuban Revolution in nineteen
fifty nine, went on to real Cuba for nearly five decades.
Under his leadership, Cuba became a one party socialist state
aligned with the Soviet Union, surviving the Bay of Pigs,

(07:26):
the Cuban Missile Cross, dickheads of sanctions.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
And also decades of the CIA trying to kill them. Yeah,
they tried to kill them in the weirdest ways. You
would have read about this before. They tried to create
exploding cigars. Yeah, so they tried to put T and
T into a cigar and then get it in front
of Fidel Chestro so he could light it and then
blow himself up, I mean bluss. They also did some
weird thing where the where he was into scuba diving

(07:49):
and they were going to put something in a clam
or something that was the most crazy idea that was
going crazy to see.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
A clam assassination? Did they try sitting him on a
Disney cruise? In nineteen eighty four, band Aid records Do
they Know It's Christmas?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Shoot?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
On twenty fifth November nineteen eighty four, nearly forty of
the biggest names in British and Irish music gathered in
a single London studio record, It projects spearheaded by your
friend of mine, Bob Geldoff and Midge Ure.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
What about Midch It means penis? It does Medge Penis,
Midge Penis?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Who was Medge Penis?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Merge Penis? Nobody knows who Midge Penis? Who was Midge Penis?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Well, I think Midge Penis went to ground. You can't
be getting around calling yourself Madjudy.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Can you well sure that.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
The same as pierro pierro means penis in Spanish, the
mitsubishi pierro.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Is that what that means? It means penis him it's
abishi pajerra. Now I aim to raise money for famine
relief relief in Ethiopia. Man, that's hard to say, as
such as Bono George, Michael Boy, George, Phil Collins, Stung,
many other recorded the track in just twenty four hours.
When released, it became the fastest selling single in UK
history at the time, raised millions for charity. The success

(09:10):
of band Aid later inspired Live Aid and one one
of the largest concerts ever staged. It's a meant that
the song as a Christmas staple.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
We had Bob Goldoff in the studio, remember we did.
He came in and humiliated you for your R two
D two coffee puner.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yep, he was not happy about That's he was purse man.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
He was grumpy about that.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah, he was real purse he was.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I think he was running a kind of a curmudgeonally
old man vibe.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
He was a joke I definitely yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
But if he had knowne that the state of my
financial situation, maybe he would have been a bit more
kind to me.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I saw recently Ricky Gervaise getting stuck into Bob Goldoff
live when they were all on a talk show and
he was talking about homeless people, and then he goes,
I mean, look at Bob, He's homeless. And Bob wasn't laughing.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
His hair was yellow born on this day. Christina Applegate
fifty four American actor best known for Me Married with Children,
Dead to Me and anchorman John Larrow, Cap. Seventy eight
Today Emmy Award winning actor from night Court.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
What a great night Court, What a great show. I'm
not familiar with No Court, Night Court, great show.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
And that is the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow It
summro if were Tuesday at twenty fifth and November twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Jerry and the Night The Holdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Hey tomorrow is the Hidache Swingers Club, yes November edition.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
That's right. We were talking brass tacks yesterday with Cadadd in
the office around how this is going to work. So
we've already drawn our winners, so it's us first, the
big Show. We've got two people coming to play with us.
They've got to We settled on a format yesterday four
ball Ambrose because the time restrictions were going to be
a nine hole and then straight back to the nineteenth hole. Well,

(10:48):
Kate got back and said, yep, big show. Happy with
the format. We also proposed the punishment and potential prize
for the winner. Didn't hear back about that and I had.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
To think about it. So our proposed prize was that
whoever loses has to do both the shows again on
the last day of term.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Oh okay, the last day of school, thereby extending the
winner's holiday by a day.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, the big show. I'm going to like that right now.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Extending the losers, well, not extending the losers, shortening them.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Shortening the losers, yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Well for them, it won't make any difference because I've
got to do their show.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
The ultimate prize of penality that we proposed was a
monetary donation to the November Foundation from the losing team
on behalf of both teams.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Now that feels nice. I feel right, but everyone's right.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Okay, Hoyt pushed back against that.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Did Yeah, yeah, okay, that does check out.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah. So I had a thought about this though, because
we don't know who's playing on our team. Really, we
don't know their golfing ability. No, but it's dangerous. I
bet them, well, yeah, okay, I beg them. But at
the same time, what happens if they've got a couple
of really good players and we've got a couple of

(12:05):
I mean, I think you and IIM and I and
the two ball ambros versus keys Andy.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
J play, well, we have done.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
We would beat them by five strokes of a nine holes.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah we did.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I mean that's what we did last time. I have
no doubt about that. But we've got we don't know
who they might have in the Ambrose team. They might
have a semi.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Pro, yeah they might.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Well, they probably need a pro.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
But yeah, as a man that hasn't been involved with
this process whatsoever, please forgive me, but I'm just going
to ask a couple of questions of this, all right.
The first one is has it been in your funny
business around team selection? Have you guys had a look
at who you've chosen or has it all been very random?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
We don't know anything about their en course ability.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
The second question, before I left radio, I heard a
here about seven eight months ago. You guys played a
game against the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah wasted them.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah you did, you wasted you wipe the four, absolutely
destroyed them. You pump them.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
We pumped them so hard.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I think it was I couldn't walk five strokes over
five holes.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
We beat them by and there was a stake dinner
on the Did that end up?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Bloody? Stop?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Don't start that raw, that's still raw.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
As they an arrangement was made, an arrangement was made.
But first time round it's all from Ovimber, so you
know the steak down is not going to cut it.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Last time it was all for Mania.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Well, look there was a negotiation.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I end up going to Magic Round.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
We're all square and I ended up going Magic Round.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
That's right, Sorry, I've opened It was a negotiation that
went on.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, okay, right, I'll play that. I just I forgot
I'd forgotten about that.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
I forgot that that happened. Sorry you mentioned that. That's right.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
How was Magic Ground?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
All good?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Look, we don't need to go into that.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Should when the jeru it was nice, God went out.
So we were taking a hoint to the most expensive.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
In order to speck or park up the scallops.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Jerry and the hot Archy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Time for you later Sport headlines thanks to expert l
to the b for here Keys. Teemed doctor Greg MacLeod
believes the incident involving Tongue and Ford Ali car Tour
you like Elie Cartour, will serve as a cautionary.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Tail for years. Car Tour will sit out.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
The next NRL season as he recovers from repeated concussions
and suffered against New Zealand this month.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, and it's sort of it's all been sort of
swept underneath the carpet because people, you know, they talked
about it at the time. But then so I've just
about fall off my seat. We had one ahead, phoone on.
Now we've got to I've no itea But anyway, so

(14:48):
they you know, there was a bit of I didn't
see that video. If I had seen that video, then
I would have made the decision, and the other guy saying, well,
I just produced the video evidence. I don't make the
decisions too.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
You know.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
There was a lot of finger pointing. No blame ever
laid at anyone's feet, and no one was really punished
for it. It's pretty egregious, like they're making a big
crackdown in rugby League on head knocks and to see
someone get stone cold knockout and warm up and then
let them play on.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, it's pretty negligent.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I think what's gonna happen is they're going to try
and not sweep this under the carpet. But you watch
I reckon, there'll be a I'm packing if I was
a betting man, Jerry, I am, are you there? There
will be a press release. There'll be a press release
or something about this too much between Christmas and New
Year's I reckon there'll be. It'll be like Boxing day.

(15:33):
They'll be like we fired the assistant trainer for the
tongue national team, right, and it'll come out in that
period when no one's paying any attention.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
If you do bit on that, can you make sure
you're eighteen and that you bet responsibility? Yes, of course
that would be great things. England have opted against playing
their top team in a pink ball warm up match
against the Prime Minister's living in Canberra hit of the
second Ashes Cricket Test against Australia and Brizzie starting on
December four.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I think that's fair, but so hold on, so they
win's the next day just test then decend before no,
but that's a warm up game against the Oh wait,
when's the warm up game?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
The warm up game is like in four day, three
days time or something five days time?

Speaker 3 (16:14):
What well did anyone think are going to field their
main team in there?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
It's not well. They thought that they wanted to have
a bit of a bit of a bit of practice
with the pink against the pink ball, right, okay, because
they're playing a pink ball game, right, and so it
was the chance for their batt is to just kind
of see a pink ball, you know, because that is
different the pink ball. Yeah, they're coming up against Mitchell Stark,
who's arguably the best pink ball bowler in the world.
It's got the best record anyway with the pink ball

(16:38):
on the lights.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
But I mean, what did the englishift the game? Conversing
a prime minister eleven? I mean, who's opening in the betting?
I'm just having a look here, so you'd maybe Tony Ebit,
Malcolm Turnbull.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
No, well actually and who bats three? Is it is?
Elbow in there? How does he go with the stick?
And okay, so you guys just misunderstand what that prime
minister's leven. It's selected by the prime minister.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Julia Gillard doesn't get a run. That's sexist.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
It's it's full of prime ministers. Although they have had
a hell of a lot of Prime ministers Australia, they
seem to go through them every year.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
They could have named the whole team one year around
that Kevin Rudd Julia Gillard era ministers. They could have
had it. They could have had a whole eleven.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, no, it's actually just it's it's I don't think
it's selected by the Prime Minister. I think the Prime
minister just pretend. I think once upon time made the
Prome minister.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Did I think that should be a prerequisite to be
Prime Minister of Australia. You should be able. You should
be able to name a second string eleven of first
class cregaters. Otherwise you can't get it.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Do we have on Do we have a Prome Minister?
We've done it first Luxe and we've done it before
the eleven lucks and I watched lux and Play.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
He put himself in there.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I watch you exactly. I watched lucks and Play. He's
just a butt league side focused and he's trying to
wog everything across the side. It's open up the front hand,
get out of it.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Swing also off the pers you know what I mean? Yeah,
that's not good for team morel no good.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
South Africa racked up a three hundred and fourteen run
lead over and there on the third day of the
second cricket Test and guwah coming Sorry.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
The full listeners behind the curtain. There's a pronunciation guide
whenever we get these headlines and it is no clearer
that there's no clearer. It's basically so they've written Guwahati
down and then in brackets next to it is wah
It's much easier.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Just to read the actual words. I read both and
I screwed them both.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Does everyone know where that is?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Now? The host Wood dismissed for turned in one reply
for the visitors for it in nine the protears were
twenty six without loss. It stumps and that's enough. Sports
headlines got some more pronunciation, guys coming up with the
next headline, I'm like, I'll avoid that.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Becks has sent this text and morning gloves. Sorry, I
was a bit late this morning. I don't know if
you've already mentioned Ruda's cruise ship as late. I saw
that in the paper. Yeah, so morning Mashy, love you
morning bees. Yeah. So what happened with the cruise ship situation?

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Do we talk about that.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Someone fell overboard and so that well, so it took
them so obviously they stopped to have a look. I
don't think they found them.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
It wasn't mackey mouse, was it. It wasn't Mickey, and then,
so what happens in that situation if the cruise ship
someone jumps overboard on a cruise ship, what do you stop?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, they stopped as soon as they realized, and then
they checked the footage. They found footage of the person
going overboard, and then they had a look around, but
I think at a certain point they couldn't find it.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
And then Ruder was like, how.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Easy is it to look around with a cruise ship.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
I wouldn't imagine it to be that easy. But then
Ruder was like, hey, man, I'm supposed to take off
on Tuesday morning, so I think guys could.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Hurry up, okay, And then they sort of so have
they Have they gone this morning?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
I don't know. I don't think so. I thought it
got delayed, but the fact that Ruder's not in here
would make me think that maybe they did.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Get thanks morning.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Maybe they didn't. The show must go.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, I got this thing that came through under my
algorithm US today and maybe you guys can make some
sense of it. It actually spurred me on. It spurred
an idea, spawned an idea in my mind.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
But have listened to this, Hi, chickens, it's me Alan,
and I have something very special to share with you.
From now until December twenty fourth, I am acting all
my chickens twenty percent of all cameos. All you've got
to do is click a link bubbles in my bio
and make sure you book yours today. I am going
to provide your spack of Christmas, great energy and great positivity.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
That's Ellen.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Pass And he calls his fans's chicken all right, So
it doesn't like to have a chicken. No, No, it's
just how chickens like Hello, poss on right right? You
know what DamID used to do? So but and I
think he does. I think he does cameos, so I
think it turns up and or I think you can
block him to say stuff maybe on your Instagram.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah yeah, so Camos one of those websites you go
on and you can pay generally here in New Zealand,
which they professional athletes, okay, and they'll send you a
message like hey, Jerry merror Christmas like we were going
to do with Joe Exotic for a Christmas miss Ah.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
So he's doing them as well. Yeah are we missing?
Are we missing a trick here? Should we be doing this?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Remember we spent a podcast going through seeing who are
the most expensive and cheapest people on cameo? You can
do them for like twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
So is that what? How much do you reckon? Allen? Well,
there's chickens. How much you reckon? Those chickens are paying
for it.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I've just looked them up on Instagram. Yeah, he's got
thirty or sorry, they have thirty nine thirty three point
nine thousand followers.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Okay, so not that many. Alan's not that big, no,
but Alan's going to get big well from cameo. Well,
if you have a look at Alan, isis I predict Allen?
Great things for Allen? You like what you're saying? Okay,
Allen's very brow focused. There's a lot of there's a
lot of very highly manicured brows going on. Okay, I've

(22:06):
found intense rents.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
I've found a yeah, a very intense rments. I have
found how much it costs. You'll never guess.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I'm gonna say forty five pounds?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Whoa, Okay, what's that?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
And that's ninety dollars? Okay, do you have an yeah,
listen that. Surely you don't have a hone on all one?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Not really? Twenty pound, forty bucks forty bucks.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
He currently has a Black Friday offer at the moment
twenty percent off, which means he is in New Zealand
ninety two dollars seventy two cents.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I'm gonna check on my brow in that case.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
And how much do you guys think what we sit
out for the weed more than Allen? I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, bro Well, I mean you've got a similar amount
of followers as Ellen maybe on Instagram here of you?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh, we've got way more, are you sure?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
We got heat, small man. Okay, So how much you
want to charge in? Jerry Well, I reckon one hundred and.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Fifteen one hundred FI.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
The problem is the problem is you can text into
our radio station will probably give you a shout out
for free. Do we need to stop doing that?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
That's true?

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast, Time for the.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Big Brown slim Down aka Radio Hurdach's Biggest Loser and
quick update. Masha, you would have been here when we started.
This was about one twelve. We're now week one hundred
and fifty three, and last week I was one O
seven point nine and I just want to rip the
band aid off this morning and just get straight into
what I was. Oh you found it what I was
this morning one o seven point nine.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
So I have.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Stalled out at one one hundred and seven point nine.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
I'll be clapping for that.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
No, I don't that get a.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
That okay, right, yeah, we won't clap for that. Well,
you did get down at one stage one oh three
point seven.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, that was wow. Yeah, yeah, that was so that
was my carcass weight. I had no fluids in me.
So the night before I had I'd had a bit
of a yodel after being over served at a byo
observed by myself, and then basically didn't eat. I think
I had like an AMMI ben for dinner. It comes

(24:15):
yeahs Ben.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
And then the next morning I weighed myself dry carcas wait,
no fluids on board one on three point seven.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh yeah, okay, it was post ablution as well as
post but it was I was.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Nothing at him. He was like a tent. He was
like a tent. On day four of sound.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Splashka, yeah, I was on the hook at the freezing works.
It was my carcass well, so one of three point seven.
Then I was around the one oh five mark, just
before Texas. Then he went to Texas and he lit
Outher Rope, he went to text for Honest with Ourselves.
And now I found myself in this situation where we're
coming into silly season. I needed to have gotten it done,
I think by a couple of weeks ago, because you're

(24:51):
now in the situation where every week, just last Tuesday,
you and I were at the pub Mashinee. Tomorrow was
every chance to me ended up at the pub again
on Friday, and so well, steering down the barrel of
one hundred and eight, we got what five weeks till
the end of the year.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
You're so close. You're only one on blution away from
one hundred and eight. That's the exciting thing for me.
What's great is that this is just take So when
you started off splitting your pants at the gym, you
decided that you're going to go on a weight loss journey,
you went down from one twelve, you went down, down, down, down, down,
down to one oh three. And the great thing is
now as we head into that, as you said, the

(25:28):
silly season, all of a sudden, we are returning back
and by the end of the year it's going to
be great. I'm going to be back at one twelve
and you're going to be splitting your pants again at
the gym. Perfect.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
This is the thing. Perfect at this point, what would
you do?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
What do we do?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
What would you do?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
You reckon?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
We go for one twenty?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Do I just walk out and try and shake their
button's hands in the spirit.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Of cricket, shake the scale's hand, right, that's it. Yeah,
let's call this match over.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
All I know is is going to be bloody tough
over the next month to do anything, because.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
You know, you've got to enjoy yourself at this time.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
This is the thing.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
Jerry and Midnight, the Hodarchy Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight, the
Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
So I was reading an article on Friday about a dude.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
He's sixty two.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Ah okay, and he's going to jail. He lives underneed
and he's going to jail for stealing students undays.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Oh oh is this?

Speaker 8 (26:29):
So?

Speaker 3 (26:29):
This is recent? Because when I was at university, my
neighbor she had like, honestly about twenty peers of underwear
stolen off the clothes source out the front at the
back of her flat, which was quite freaky to us
because obviously, you know, he's probably not stealing my holy gruts.
But the fact that there's a guy sneaking around back,
I mean, we're all on the same page here. It

(26:51):
was clearly going to be a guy anyone stealing.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, Warn Warren, his name's Warren Warren. He's sixty two,
and he's interestingly stealing men's undies exclusively.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Ah so maybe your holy gruts were Yeah, it's a
different person to him.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah. So he is found in possession of I mean
an excessively an excessive amount of undies of gruts because
I got hundreds of peers, hundreds.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I mean, he couldn't just drive out to the Codrona
brath Ins or something like that and have a look
and go that's all I need.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Not interested in the bras, No he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
He likes the men's undies, right, Okay, so he's head
to and is he taking them off.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Clotheslines? Yeah, this is the thing. No, he's not. He's
sneaking into laundries. So what happened was he was he'd
been sneaking into laundries and people have been losing their undies.
But but of course they're undy so you're like, I'm
sure this is what happens. I'm sure I've got more

(27:56):
peers of undy. It's weird, you know, you're thinking, I'm
sure I got what piece of money is? This must
be me Monday. You completely would blame yourself. The last
thing you'd think was that there was some dude who's
sixty two named Warren called Warren creeping around your student flat.
But what actually happened was students in the North neneven

(28:17):
flat noticed that their clothes were going missing from their laundry,
and then they installed the CCTV camera.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
I said, this is the problem, and they.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Captured him entering their laundry at six twenty in the morning.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
They targeted him, yep, like the show target He.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Was taking it from the from the washing machine and dryer.
Oh my god, okay, Warren, because I probably if you're
taking it from clothes lines, I don't know. It's one thing,
you're not going into someone's actual hand, coming.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Into someone's ease. The other thing is I feel like,
you know, if you're stealing dudes undies, I feel like
you could probably just ask a lot of dudes to
just give you their undy. You get any older, you've
got about five hundred pairs of undies.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I've got so many pairs of undies. Yeah, most of
them I don't wear, only wear about ten peers of
real life.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yes them.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Just sit there and make me feel like a better person.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Like you're ready to go just in case you soil
five pairs of undies today, in case I get COLI.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, did they Bowler, Did they raid like Warren's house
or someone like that and find all these undies?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
They did?

Speaker 5 (29:16):
They?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
So what happened is that he went he then so
they got him on CCTV. Then he went to another flat,
and another occupant of another place who had experienced this,
heard a noise in the backyard went to investigate, and
they confronted was Warren who and then they recorded their
interaction with Warren. And then Warren said that he was

(29:37):
looking for his girlfriend and your laundry. And then the
policemen and searched his house and found clothing belonging to
a whole lot of people, including like hundreds of pairs
of undies in his house, hundreds all men's. And then
they had a look at his cell phone, and then
he had some objectionable material on the cell phone. Okay, yeah, no,
that doesn't surprise.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
That involved animal.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Anyway, he wanted home detention the policeman, are you going
to jail? Act a bit problematic.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Best we can do his laundry detail. The Mountain held.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast talking.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
About the stude down in Dunedin who has now gone
to jail to prison for stealing men's undies out of
student flats, going into their flats and stealing them, not
just off clothes lines.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, I think he's because I mean, I don't know,
petty theft going into someone's house obviously a bigger shuit,
but stealing a few undies, I don't know that's a
jailable offense. But it doesn't pass the do we need
them test? And it's like here, look at a guy
sitting in the court room. You're like, do I need
this going? Would we just have a whip around the courtrooms? Like,
I don't think we need him?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
All the canks. It's an interesting one, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I know you were saying there was images of animals
found on his phone someone's texted and with the animals
wearing undies good Christian presumably they were I'm not sure,
but I told you the story about the my neighbor
when I was at university in Danita and she got
a bunch of peers of underwear stolen off her clothes
horse out at the back of the flat. I had
a similar situation in Auckland when me and my missus

(31:12):
moved into our first flat, just the two of us,
and there was a block of granny flats and we decided,
great opportunity, let's get a cat. So we got a cat.
One day, I come home and there is a pair
of lacy knickers on the middle of the lounge floor,
red and and I was like, I was like, where

(31:35):
the hell did this come from? And and so is.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
That what you were?

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Like?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Clean, launded or soiled?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
I didn't snuff them, so what would you?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Okay, you're in that situation right, Yeah, see you don't
believe me, but humor me for a second. You find
this situation, how do you approach that your missus is
coming home from working in our red lacy necks in
the middle of the floor audio.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Let's just say there needs to be some discussions, an investigation,
and then you need to certainly first the questions to
be asked, who are these is? And then the second
question is probably how did they get there? Those are
the two questions.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
So I initially was like, I've got no idea, but
I front footed it and I was just like, hey,
look these were on our lounge floor this morning, you know,
to throw off the ste because why would he admit
to it if if he'd actually done it. The next
day there was a sock at our door and we
realized the cat. So the cat was going next door
and pulling stuff off the bottom of the clothes horse,

(32:33):
so only anything that could be off the bottom, so
I can see you don't believe me, step.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Okay, right, So the cat was going to the neighbors
a likely story bringing back Lacy next.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
And then at one point it brought an entire man's
button down shirt up our staircase into our house.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Oh that's quite an effort.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
And it was the ceiling blow for being like, okay,
so I think the cat because we saw this one.
We saw him bring the shirt up, and so then
she was like, okay, you've got a point here. Maybe
the cat is bringing this stuck because it was only
stuff that could have been off the bottom of the
clothes horse. But right up until then she was looking
at me the way, both the us looking right now.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
I was like, so I justn't cat, though, I do
wonder what's happening in the cat's head.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah, Oh, he found a tennis ball in the backyard
one day. He brought a whole roll of toilet paper. Anyway,
But so what do you do then when you've got
your neighbor's andies at your house?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Oh? Yes, because do you go around and knock on
the door and say, hey.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I've got up here?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
You do what any what any red blooded men would do?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
You put them on?

Speaker 3 (33:37):
You put them on, or if you weren't, you put
them on your cat. Now, what we ended up doing
was because we shared a driveway, so as we went
up the driveway, I'd wind the window down and just
throw all the washing out at their clothes horse to
make it look like it had fallen off.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
That's clever, that's clever.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
It's a slinky Maliki situation.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yea, it is.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Did you try them on? And I rightes this text
on three for it three?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
It was an interesting No, I don't believe that.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
One Jerry and Midnight the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yesterday we did the six degrees of separation thing, Jerry.
I wanted to figure out if we could find six
degrees of separation between you and Adolf Hitler. We didn't
need them, we only needed four. I got the idea
from a.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Don't you laugh, Mesh?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Sorry what you laugh? What were you doing on yesterday show?
You're finding how many degrees there are between you.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
And he and Hitler via photos? So me with someone else,
with someone else with someone else to get to Adolf Hitler.
So photo of someone with Adolf Hitler. Okay, we'll go
back over that. Maybe off here four photos?

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Can I can take you there? Came Williamson, came Williamson
to the Queen, the Queen to her dad, her dad too,
Adolf Heller.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Wow it was that easy. So you have to be
in an actual photo worth years.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
The person and the idea came from a fellow by
the name of bb molloy on Instagram. Go and follow him,
but he these and his followers challenge him to get
like can he get from himself to Ted Bundy? And
six degrees of separational lists? This is a fun game,
I know, and I thought this was going to be
easy for Jerry because he's in so many photos with
so many different people, you know what I mean. And
actually I think the shortcut that we found yesterday is

(35:17):
the sooner you can get to Queen Liz, the quirkier
you're going to get there.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Because she she's met so many people. So yeah, if
you go back, you want to go to people who
have met lots of people.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
So does that mean that I'm five degrees away from
with you, Jerry, same as you and I?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, which is.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Quite close exactly.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
And in k I took yesterday, we took a photo
with Jack tam making him five degrees away from Hitler.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Huge.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Yeah, next week we're going to do it'stein. But I
think I think there's actually a photo about that. But
I think we posted that on social media bby Milloy himself.
He got in there and he's like, yeah, the boys
made it onto Habak. He now truly world famous in
New Zealand. That's great. The more interesting comments are the
ones underneath that, so and I would like to explain
these to you mess the comments underneath that Tom Harvey

(36:04):
seemed impressed, and then the one after that, damn Dum's
looking rafa is he all good.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
So unfortunately I was coming through a security and christ
shirts the other day, MESHI yeah, And as I was
walking through, one of the security staff came up to me.
I'm a middle aged woman and said I and tapped
me on the show. I was already past her. She
came up to me and tapped me on the shoulder
and and said I love your podcast. And I said, oh, thanks,

(36:32):
that's really nice. Do you know that we do a
radio show? And she goes no, And I went I
thought she's a no again classic great work. And then
I said, oh, thanks very much, well thanks for listening,
and she goes, that's really really good podcast. And then
I got my bag and then about I taught me
probably thirty forty seconds for it to come through the
conveyor and then she comes up text me on the

(36:52):
shoulder again. I'm past her, she tells me on the
sun Sorry, I got you confused. I thought that you
with Dom Harvey.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yes, I have heard you tell this and I understand
that this is why we're here.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah, So I look like do I seriously? I see,
I said, Dom Harvey, you've got to touch the doms. Yeah,
And like I said, you said, that's more. It's more
of a vibe thing than a physical appearance. Although you
are a dead ringer, so do I look like? Don't
answer that though you don't have to answer that. But
so yeah, if you're if you're scrolling through social media

(37:27):
and you see one of our posts, if you could
get in the comments and just SEEZ I don't know
Dom Harvey was on how.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Long has he been there for? Yeah? I think quietly
Dom Harvey might be quite tough with.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
Jerry and the Night, The Hodarchy Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight,
The hold Archy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Time for the hyder Key Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yesterday's master My topic what's fush? But Nick the Sparky
from Crushers couldn't take away the price, So today we've
got one hundred huck to give away Jack Wat's fifty
we don't ever want it. And since a man recently
got caught stealing students underwear out of flats and to needing,
today's Mastermind topic is on these and these togs.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
On the line is Fraser from the Mount. Good morning, Fraser,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Hellas you are a fire alarm technician, that's great. I
imagine you'd be a busy man.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Fraser keeping people safe has a.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Pub across the road from a massive office. Ever hit
you up to run a fire alarm so that they
can get a bit more business on a Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I confirm more tonight that.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
What a great.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Idea, because I reckonnounce that.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Fraser.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
You know how this weeks you got forty five seconds.
We're going to ask you five questions. You've got to
get three cred if you're going to pass past quickly.
If you stuff it up, sorry if we stuff it up,
oh like I just did. Then you went once the
clock starts.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Are you ready to go?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Fraser?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
All right? First question for Fraser? What product was the
hondyes andyes togs add for no? What brand of undies
did Mark Wohlberg famously model correct? What does the acronym
VPL stand for? What are togs more commonly called an

(39:19):
Australia in clothing manufacturing. What is the term for the
breathable cotton lining often sewn into the crotch of women's underwear.
What product was the only togs add for?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
It was trumpet? He got trumpet right at the end.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
There you got.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
So VPL. Fraser that's visible Pantylon.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
I should have known, well, you should know that of
all people, Fraser.

Speaker 9 (39:58):
I have a more woman's dogs in a long time.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I like them for a long timeline.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
What are tog's more commonly called in Australia, we would
have accepted cozy bathers or swimmers?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Now questions with five is one hell of a question?
Wrote have a gain?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Have a wild step in the dark? Who wrote question
number five? And clothing manufacturing? What is the term for
breathable cotton lining often signed to the crotch of women's underwear?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Jerry?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
What's it called?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
It's known as a gusset.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Bad luck, Fraser, bad luck. If you think you can
do better than Fraser, make sure you give us a
call tomorrow. We will have one hundred and fifty dollars
up for grabs.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
And who doesn't know what VPL stands for?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
I guess people who don't know what a gusset is?

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Jerry and Mini the Hodkey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
It's time for lame claim to fame. Where you can
text us on three four eight three or give us
a text. No, you can text us on three for
three or give us a call one hundred Hordeche and
tell us what your lame claim to No claim to
fame is lame as too lame.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yeah, in fact, some of them are, to be honest,
some of them aren't lame enough. I would say. Yeah,
sometimes someone calls him with something they should genuinely be
proud of.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
This one here on three four eight three. I once
shared a taxi with Heathercan Newsboy and we went on
a clubbing date later that night in Caliber house music
all night long and Swani was playing Those are the Days?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Does that check out? This to one half of Hecan Newsboy.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
I shared, I've shared Texas with a lot of people
over the years, as you're aware, Mesh, and certainly in
the nineties. I can't remember Nick.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Particularly, Sorry Nick.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Do you remember Swanny?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I remember Swany very well, yeap, very well, great guy,
rist in peace, Swani, great man. But and he certainly
had a lot of nights with the old Caliber. So
it does check out. Yeah, right, that one checks out.
My lame claim to fames is man. My old work
had a bit part roll in seven periods with mister
Gormsby alongside Jason Hoyt. It was one of his great

(42:07):
roles Jason Hoyck on the single period. Did you guys
see that.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
I've seen a couple of highlights of him. He had
a ponytail.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
He had a ponytail.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Who's a counselor? Yeah, and he he had a and
a and a ponytail.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Powerful, powerful comber often seen together too.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, I once paid. This is good. I once. Oh,
let's go to Nathan Ethan, who's on the line. Should
we Ethan morning? Welcome to the show.

Speaker 9 (42:30):
Yeah good.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
What's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Ethan?

Speaker 9 (42:34):
H So, my lame fame to fame? My best mate
went to high school with Liam Lawson.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Oh wow, okay, that's pretty good. Did your mate ever
did ever? Did they have a race against Lam Lawson?

Speaker 9 (42:51):
No? No, But it's funny though because they only went
to school with him for about a year before he left.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, that's even lamer. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Do you think LIAMB. Do you think LIAMB would recognize
him if he saw him? Would Liam recognize your mate
if he saw him?

Speaker 9 (43:07):
Oh? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
I mean, were they in the same class go to
school with? Were they?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
And yeah?

Speaker 9 (43:14):
They were in the same class.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
The class maybe maybe? Yeah, but that is pretty good.
So your your two degrees away from Liam Lawson. Yeah, yeah,
getst the thanks.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Here's the text. I just I once paid for Richie
mcwonga's Judy free at Sydney Airport because he had to go.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
And get his boarding passed.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
And when I got back, the cashier and mistake me
for him and I paid for his items abundance of
lollies and chocolate.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, would have had the toblerons surely.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Well, hang on, there's so many questions. So did Richie
mulong and then come over and say, hey, you've got
the wrong personally my stuff?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Why did you pay for it? Did Richie end up
paying for yourself? We might need to call if that
person's listening still, give us a call. Eight hundred Hardak,
you've you've asked more questions than you've answered.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
There morning boys.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
My lame claim to fame is that my dad was
on Radio Haddockie a few months ago.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
The congratulations that is lame, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
I once this is from Hamish his lame claim to fame.
I once made it onto the Ming of the Day
page at Ittario Universe.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Congratulations of the day, I reckon, probably not anymore, No
butt one at one point. That would have been a really,
really coveted prize.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Liam says I once shared a noba from the pub
to the rugby club with a one test all black.
How many one test all blacks are there?

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Peter Guss, Jerry and midnight the breakfast.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Let's go straight to the phones. I reckon, We've got
Harry on the line. Good morning, Harry. You were Your
lame claim to fame.

Speaker 9 (44:45):
Was morning Boys.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yes you bought Richie Muanga's Judy three.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Yeah I did, and full of recorders A Sunday, just
come off a good weekend visiliing some nights, so I
was a bit of a dust ball on that day,
to be honest, and I had a bit of cash
lift over and I thought, oh, yeah, you know those
two two for whatever, so many buck deals. I was like,
sweet God, about so many bucks cash. I'll go buy

(45:09):
me some. And I have some spirits for the flap
on the way back and took it up to the
cashier and she goes, oh, I need your boarding pass
and I'm like, oh o gat no worries. And I
was literally about one hundred meters on the other side
to go get it. And I was like, I have
to know what I need.

Speaker 9 (45:26):
So I walk over.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Get my boarding pass, and when I get back, I
see Richie over by the counter and I'm like, oh fuck,
it's study Ritchie. And then whatever, I just give the
girl the cash and then she starts pecking my items
and she's putting some Chocky's and some lollies, and I'm going,
hang on, this isn't this isn't my Jamison or whatever vodka.
And then I go, hang on, I don't think this

(45:47):
is my order. And she looks at me and she's
like squinting and going, oh my god, Oh I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, and she points out and oh, this
is his order, and I'm like, buddy, Ritchie's order, and
I'm right, and I'm like, oh, no way, Ritchie, and
he kind of looks at me and he just gives
me the nod. And then I don't know. I was
just I was so, I was just so, I was

(46:09):
still hung over, and I was goundn't be bothered dealing
with it, and then it just it just dropped passed
off after that, to be honest, because I just didn't
really want to have to deal with the whole talking
to him stuff. I was like, yeah, mate, just passed
back over here and we'll deal with the cash out,
and yeah, that does the story.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
So you paid for it.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
I paid for it, and then in and one what
I was getting, So we ended up exchanging whatever the
cash did the numbers and yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
You must have been an absolute dust ball.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
I just did not want to have to deal with
the whole boarding pass. Please, I don't have it. It's
only one hundred meters away to walk over walk back.
Not my items, actually, I think it's bloody wretchie's actually
And then yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Okay, well so I mean the best part about that
is you got fused for a chiminger and also new
lame claim to fame most f BOMs. In one call
on the Radiohod Brick for Shure, we got to tick
through from someone who sat next to Sam to Poe
on a flight from Auckland to Doha has left shoulder,
took half my seat, but lovely guy, cheers from Sam
and Waite Paul.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
He's not the person you want to sit by side
on a long haul flight.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
No, and also you're the only person who's who's Sam
to interpose left shoulder and left to tell the story
true I Alce told a terrible joke on What Now
is a ten year old someone else lame claim to fame.
I won the grand final prize on the last ever
Jason Gun Show.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
That's from Mike Wow.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
It's not lame, that's the lame.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
That's actually that's a that's a high level.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Operation, man.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
A lot of what Now going on this morning.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I was in I was on what Now in christ
The gunge machine was broken, so they had to use
a bucket and stit. But I got to see chev
in the flesh, so that made my day. Kiri, my
lame claim to fame has met. Heath mentioned my partner's
name on one of your podcasts a few months ago.
Read it out, reading out likes on your Concrete Facebook page.
Someone else bullied Stan Walker at high school?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
What stand walkert Ice got?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Someone else sold hangers to a shortened street star.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Maybe a lot of people that have sold prengers to
shortness street stars.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Over there, Jerry and the Night the Key Breakfast, we.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Are currently embroiled in lame claims to fame.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Yeah, there's one that we were trying to get on
the line. If you're listening at the moment, someone accidentally
had lunch with the Delai Lama.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
There's so many.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Questions again, some of these asks, so many more questions
than the answer. Why why were you anywhere near the
Delai Lama? What does the Delai Lama have for lunch?
What does Jimmy nishan meat for food? These are all
the questions that come to.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
My mind when I read that texture, I immediately thought
of the lunch that you had with West and Peters.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh yes, isn't there a buffet that you're a part of?
Ill was it at Prago when he was on the
darts or something like that?

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Maybe I'm confusing a couple of stories here, but who
my head went when I heard that the lol Arma text.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
I've spent two sort of sessions adjacent to when Stompeter's
won at Prago. Once he was on the vape and
and another time I sat beside him at a boxing match.
Monty Beatham was fighting someone and I was ringside with
and he's a good chat. I'd never met him before,

(49:24):
but he's a good chat. He tells great stories. And
he told stories about when he went to Libya and
that Colonel Gaddafi. Because I've just been to Libya, and
so he was. He said, oh, what do you mean
up to I said, I've just been to Libya and
he goes, ah, interesting place. I said, yeah, he goes oh,
I went there once and told me the full story
about meeting Gaddafi. And then another time when he was
in China and the delegation, one of the members of

(49:47):
the delegation had just been to Libby and he said
the same thing. They've just been to Libya, and they
started chatting about it. And and I won't tell you
what the Chinese delegation man said about his experience in Libya,
but let's just say it. Yoppers hm.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Three yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Another text on three four eight three from Lanna Michael
Bolton liked a post of mine on Twitter. Really yeah,
another person here. I'm third cousins with both Roger Fairley
and Mark Todd.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
What holy Roger Farley?

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Yes and Marked and Marked? Did you know that Roger
Fairley and Mark Todder related?

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Well?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I wonder if they are or whether this person is
separately related to those two people with different family LinkedIn.
I don't know, they might be different sides of the family.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Well, I could see I could see him being related
to Charisma. But another text on three four eight three
Morning Good mattin primary school. Darren said he was second
cousins with Andrew Mrten's Massive News when you're nine years old. However,
haven't verified with the Mrton's family tree yet, said he
was cousins but a stolen valor. And then another one
here we've just we've just wandered into family connections. Here

(50:56):
Winston is my cousin, but I've never met him. That's Ruder.
Ruder does these tests through you can find out who
allegedly he's related to it, and he lists among his
close family contacts both Phil Collins and Cliff Curtis. Yeah,

(51:17):
let's go to the lines. I believe we got Sean
on the Liger wanting Sean, what's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 8 (51:22):
Back in the day when lime scooters were pretty new,
I was down in christ Church and Michael McIntire borrowed it.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
The comedian Michael McIntire, Yeah, so hold on borrowed So
had you paid you rented the limescooter? You were writing
it and then Michael McIntyre borrowed it off you.

Speaker 8 (51:42):
Yeah, we were just in like christ Church town there. Yeah,
and he'd done a show the night before and sort
of we saw him, went over and said hi, and
we were on the wamescooter and he sort of said, oh,
what's this?

Speaker 9 (51:56):
Never been on one?

Speaker 3 (51:58):
And he took it for a sin and you had
to pay for that. How far did he get?

Speaker 8 (52:06):
Oh you went?

Speaker 9 (52:06):
I mean I didn't.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
I didn't think he was gonna come back for a second.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Good, well, thanks very much for the callers the lame
claim to fame.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
We've confirmed what happened with Mark Todd being third cousins
with this person, and Roger fairly as well. Yes, no,
same side of the family. Apparently Mark Todd, Roger and
me all share a great great grandmother.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Ben Lamma signed my caps is.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
Then Jerry and the Hot Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Night
the Hot I Key Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I saw something yesterday which concerned me deeply, meshy and
involved you and a cricket helmet and a golf course.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Yes, okay, right, because.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
I saw you wearing a golf cricket helmet on a
golf course.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Obviously some filming. Yeah, there was a lot going on yesterday.
Do you want me to start from maybe the beginning?

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Well, I worry that you're going to start a trend,
and it seems like the same thing to do, and
it seems like the common sense thing to do to
wear a helmet on a golf course, considering you've got
balls flying around at you.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
They can go from all sorts of different angles.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
And I'm worried that people are going to start wearing
helmets on golf courses after they've seen you do it.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Oh, hang on, just with the listener really quickly. I
wasn't playing golf and wearing a helmet. We were doing
something else, just at a golf course. I was trying
to catch a golf ball actually, so the complete opposite
of what you're usually trying to do, as opposed to
staying away. I always trying to go towards a golf ball,
whether up in Fangade trying to break the world record
for the longest golf ball hit and court right to

(53:35):
raise it a few funds in November.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
What was the current what was the standing record before
you attempted it?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Two hundred and fourteen meters two.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Hundred and fourteen meters. So someone hits a golf ball
with the driver I assume or a three would maybe,
and then you got to be on the fairway somewhere
and then you've got to catch that with your bare hands.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Well, that's right, and it wasn't something that we were attempting.
Doesn't sing that far, No, it doesn't seem that far.
And I think that's how Luvince ex black Cap, Joey
Yovich and a couple of other guys at there in
front of eight interpreted that measurement as well as for me,
I thought that was a long way. And then when
getting there and offering to commentate the event, that's what

(54:13):
ge Lane and I were there to do as a
part of the alternate contract leaders, commentate the whole spectacle.
They said, do you want to have a go? Yeah,
and I thought, you know what, I probably should have
a go. I should at least understand how hard this
is if we're going to, you know, talk about it.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
You've got a good pair of hands, thanks mate.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
I like to think so as well. I was no
linear catching one of these things. So I was sitting
on about the two hundred meter mark. Yeah, And Davy
was his name. He was in charge of heading yep,
and geez, he had a dold to be fair as well.
The driver was on you'd.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Have to and because you're not catching my slice.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Well, this is the thing, as it came a lot
down to the heating rather than the catching.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
It is out.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
But so he was drilling them down the fairway. I
was sending it about two hundred meters, just trying to
a bit of research figure out how hard this might be,
and tunes out very hard. The last twenty meters is
impossible to judge. I had Leu Vincent with a pair
of binoculars behind me. Yeah, he was offering his role
as spot it. I thought at the time, Lou, what
are you doing, mate? I don't need a spot it.
I can see a golf ball coming at me from
a million miles away. Mate, I'm happy. As it turns out,

(55:09):
you need to spot it because right off the club,
with experience, you understand where you have to go, where
you don't have to go. You always think a golf
balls going over, so you always feel like it's going
to drop short and it.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Ends up going away over your here, all right, different
sort of a juty to a cricket ball because it's
smaller than I. Therefore it flies further and hence the helmet.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Okay, yeah, because did you have a box on. Didn't
have a box on, No, I should have had a
box on. I should have also had probably a mouth
guarden to be fair as well, a bit of a
tooth risk.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Gloves, no gloves.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Were you wearing undies?

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
I was wearing undies next year today?

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Good.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Yeah, I've actually got a bit of a well, oh
it's kind of dried up a little bit right up
because one burst through their hands. But anyway, when it
came down to the actual record with Joey Yovich who
was catching, and Davy who was heading illuvents and who
was spotting, they got one at about two twenty straight
away sick in a tent, and then they ended up
cracking one at two sixty. I'm sixty, So they smashed

(56:07):
the record out of the water. They just have to
wait now to find out. They have to go and
get it verified and that kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
But mad bastards a guinness, that's right, it will then
be drinking. So I've just looked up the long because
I feel like at one hundred meters and at two
hundred meters it is probably just as hard to catch. Yeah,
Like like once their ball's hummon, it's humming.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
At last twenty meters is so hot it comes, it
comes to you so far, does it? Yeah, it's it's
actually quite terrifying.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
So obviously very impressive that they've said a world record.
But I looked at what the world record for long drivers.
It's five hundred and seventy nine yards, which is five
hundred meters.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Five hundred meters.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
It's actually five hundred and twenty meters, which ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Good like judging a catch from five hundred meters away,
But then just line up one hundred dudes five hundred
meters away.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
One of them will catch it.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Oh, so does it. It would have had to have
been one person looking to catch it, though surely you
couldn't put a slip cord.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
And then, for example, I don't know, I did not
ask them, but they did not have according and they
just had Joey Yovitch running around in a black flat
with a crooked helmet over top of it.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Okay, because it does. I was walking down a golf
course fearway not long ago, playing and a ball came
from another fairway, and I was wearing a cap and
it hit me straight in the peak of the cat.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
I was playing this round with you, Yes, this.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Was and it hit me. If my eyes were slightly
like I'm saying, just slightly high, it would have got
me right. It was right in the middle of the
cap to of the peak.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
You just turned your head to look at a graph
on the left of you displaying health statistics for the
United States when the shot came through.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
And it hit hard. Yeah, it was pretty freaky.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Well, that was that on that course that we played
the other day where about five fairways converge on one point.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
No, it wasn't gap that gaza strip.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
That one is you'd want a helmet.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Now what course is that?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
One's matar? That's what's matar?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (57:57):
You know that one that we were playing there was red,
would I believe?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
And it hit you right in the square in the
peak and then luckily fell straight back off. But if
you were just a cinemata anywhere else gone. So are
you saying that people should be wearing bike helmets on
the golf course.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
I can see what I can see in the future,
the way things are going, I can see people doing
it full.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Suit of armor.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
I'll tell you what. There's a there's a dollar to
be made out of that too.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
This is the thing.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
There's a dollar.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
May I'll do it and go.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Jerry and midnight the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Been nice to have you in here pushing the buttons, Mashy.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
It's been good. I'm after do some Christmas shopping this afternoon,
so I started early. I get to finish early, so
I'll take advantage of that and maybe head to the
More of you boys done your Christmas shopping?

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Well? Who do you have to shop for?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Me?

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Everyone? Not one person has been bought for you. I'm
also in a situation, fellas you'll know this minight that
my partner is on the eighteenth.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Of December twenty eeth November for me. Yeah, this is
a this is a nightmare and it's let me tell
you this. An engagement ring does not cover a birthday
or Christmas. Let me tell you that for nothing.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Yeah, hey, this is all of us.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
My partner's berth Telsey. This is on the nineteenth of November. Yeah, okay,
it's a It's a big end of the year.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Where do your partners sit on on like merging the
two because because loss doesn't love that.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
No, I gotta be honest.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
In most years, I'll suggest, Hey, how do you feel
about like an extra big prison? It would be birthday anchors.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
An extra big prison here it is here, I imagine
as well. She's used to incorporating the birthday. Her parents
would have been incorporating the birthday and Christmas for a
whole life. So'll be triggering for her. Yeah, I think
it is triggering for her.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
She doesn't like it.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
I just know that if you don't do it, there'd
be some other guy out there willing to do it.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Yeah, but any ideas or what what are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
In terms of the ones I'm finding hard are the
in laws?

Speaker 2 (59:44):
For sure?

Speaker 1 (59:45):
The brother in law is tough. And you don't have
to buy for the brother in law, do you? Well, no,
you kind of do now.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
I mean we've been a give the four four and
a half years. Does he play golf? Four years? He
does play golf. He's a big hobbies man. So yeah,
I can just shop to the hobbies, which makes it easy, honest.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
So no one that plays golf will be upset with
getting a box of twelve golf balls. Everyone always needs balls.
You're never gonna be upset, particularly if it's you know,
brother in law. You're like, oh, great some golf balls,
chuck them in the bag.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Can I maybe I'm maybe I'm a bit of a
grunch here, but can I steal something to you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Sure that you approach the brother in law off the
record and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Slide grand by the scruff of the neck.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Slide into your brother in law.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Hey, bro, bro in law? Yeah, this year, what do
you reckon about?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Just not worrying about buying each other presence?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Yes, what do you what do you reckon? Like, don't
we don't worry about that? And there's one less thing
that well.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
I totally hear and I'm a big fan of this.
I want to do this, But how does that look
in terms of optics? From like I think lots probably
looks at that and goes, hang on, why you're not
buying my family presence?

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
I've got the answer here. So you slide into his dems.
You say, we're not doing prisons. All right, let's not
get each other anything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I like this part.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Then on Christmas Day you get him something and give
it to him in front of the whole family. He's stunned,
he's got nothing for you. You look like the good
guy in front of the whole family.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
He looks like a move that is such a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Because you know his mum's going to be like, oh,
how come you didn't get messy and bluddy?

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
You need to do some bats, some deals of back
channel deals. I've got back channel deals going with pretty
much my entire family. Yeah, but that's not how I
want to my brother channel deal, sister in law back
channel deal. Have you organized a back channel deal with
your sister in law?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I've organized one with my parents.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
A back channel deal with my parents I've got now
I've managed to brok her a backdoor deal with TOLSI
excuse me, a back channel sorry deal with Toulsi.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
Is that your prison?

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
And now we don't get prisons for each other either.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
That's a trap.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
We are we are No, it sounds like it. But
if you if people, if you've got two genuine parties
who are genuinely acting in good eighty, then it's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I've fallen victim to this trap. Before we agreed that
we weren't going to get each other a present. I
wake up on Christmas morning, She's got me a present.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
You need to get that present and then attack that
present and you throw that back at Jeff and you
say I want this and so your life. I don't
want this present. I did. I did want it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
There's a PlayStation game that I really wanted. It was
a great present. Okay, So I went down that. I
went down the petrol station and I bought her a
fun charger.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
I bought her an Iron.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Yeah a mob.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Thanks for listening to the Hidicke Breakfast Today, Have a
Lovely Day podcast will be audle at eleven am this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Did we saw any of the questions here? I don't
know if we know what?

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Am I buying my family achy breakfast with Buddy's Trade
raising funds this moving but to support men's health.