November 24, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
I've been asking that for the bloody longest time.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Man, I thought I thought Michael Boten solved us in
like the eighties at one hundred diadels.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It doesn't make How can we be lovers when we
can't make the beer?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
That's the question?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
How can we? I mean you can't really?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Can? You know? You can't be lovers if you can't
make the beer?
Speaker 5 (00:31):
So is he just asking how can we be lovers
if we can't get along? Is that what he's asking there?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
How can we be lovers? If? How I reckon? You
can totally be lovers, it's kind of easier. It's harder
to be it's harder to be a long term friend
and then.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Hop out the friend zone. Yeah, yeah, it's definitely harder.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
How can we be friends if we can't be lovers?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
How can we know? You can definitely be friends and.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You can't be that as well? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
How about this? How can we sleep when the bids
are burning? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Question?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Think about that. Mining is never burned, nor is mine,
And that's and I thank God every day for that
privilege that my BID's never burned.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You guys ever slept on one of those nail bids?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Bit of nails, A bit of nails. Yeah, I have
six and nine weekdays. I sleep on a bit of nails.
Some days it feels like really ye, I know what
they feels like too. My parents are in an interesting situation.
So they've been married for fifty five years. Are they
nailing in bed still embid? No, they're not actually in
bed together. They now don't sleep together, but they always
(01:42):
did sleep together growing up and stuff. Well, they sit
in the same bed, but now they don't because who
knows why they just don't.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Don't really, I.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Think it's hard enough to sleep when you're really old,
little alone, having some other corpse in your bid.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah. And I think they're living in a house with
lots of bedrooms.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
My other and I've moved out a long time ago.
They're still living in the exactly the same house. It
was a family home. It's a different room as well,
different floors. My dad was my dad was on the
she's down on the top floor and which is just
a bedroom, and my mum was on the on the
bottom floor, which is the house which is where my
(02:23):
brother and I used to be down in the bottom,
you know, down at the bottom of the house. So anyway,
they have now they bought an apartment. They've moved into
an apartment where they they've downsized. They haven't told their
house yet, but they have moved out. If they are
moving out this weekend, helping them new helping you and
(02:46):
my kids are helping as well. But they're actually they
are not moving much of the stuff from the old
house into the news. They just it's quite a lot
smaller this apartment, and they are just buying new things
for the apartment. Yeah, which it is good because it
will smell nice and be nice. There's a bit of
stuff that they need to move. But anyway, but I
was going to say, they've also brought new beds and
it's a two bedroom apartment, so they're sleeping and they've
(03:07):
got different bedrooms in the same apartment. And my my
mom has got the my mom can I guess she's.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Got the hospital bed that raises and loves it does that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
But that was not the point I was going to make.
My mom has got the Master sweet, like the how
Master Sweet. Yeah, with the full you know on.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Sweet walking wardrobe.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's got the sea, it's got the sea views, it's
got everything with the with the super king bed with
the up and down. My dad, my poor dad, My
poor dad has been moved into the into the kids bedroom.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Into the carcass storage.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It's a tiny little room with he's got a double.
Oh bless him, he's got a double. And so we
went to the We went to this apartment on Sunday
to go and have luck because it's just been finished.
And walked down and Mashka, my daughter's like because she
she calls my parents is he? And John she's he's
my mom, Johna's my dad and she's like, is he
(04:12):
was Johntoe's bedroom?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
And is he?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
My mom goes, oh, Johnte's bedrooms over that one there
and walk something goes, why is John Dooe's bid so small?
My mum was laughing, are you happy with this bid? Johns?
My dad's like no, I'm happy, and mom said, yeah,
we decided that that was the right size bid there
and well we said we decided or you decided, and
she's like, well, she just laughing. It's like we decided.
(04:35):
And then she walked into my mom's bitch She's like,
this is your room's over here with the views and
the it's an interesting situation though my mom's just essentially gone.
You're over there.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, you know you're lucky you're in the house.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Thanks for your service, yeah, your life of working, your
thanks for everything you've done, sacrifices, all that you've done.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
But you're of no use to me anymore.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yep, there you go.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That's you over and be grateful that you're still in
side the house, all right, John.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Doe, Yeah, as an on. Look at this as a
real life lesson.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I feel like he's worked so hard all his life,
John toe Be discards and now he's just in a
situation where you just you know, like, this is it now?
He's just in a bedroom without windows and a double bed.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I stood there because Tossy was there, and I stood
in front of my parents, in front of my children
and my partner, and I said, this will never happen
to me.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I will not stand for this.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Do you will understand this? I think I might jerry
this John Toe's situation. I'm never going to be John
toe Fine.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's funny because I feel like Tozzy looked that the
same situation, because when can I John to him?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
How soon?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Charles's like, no, because we'll be in different houses.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, when they were buying the new apartment, with their
conversations about hey, we're going to sleep in different bedrooms.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well, these are these are things that I wouldn't be
privy to. You know, No, my mother just would have
passed down the ed act. My mom, My mom runs the.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Operation because if you're going to run two separate bedroom,
surely you're trying and find two that are similar of nature.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Well you think so, well, you've just built and you've
they gutted the entire thing. It didn't have any walls,
this apartment, and then they've created, and she put a
wall in, she put a little room on, she put
a little room in. My dad, my dad gets a study, like,
not a study, it's not a study. My dad gets
a disk by the by the entrance way. And my
(06:21):
mum's so proud. She's and this is John Toe's kind
of area here that he can sit it and work
away at his little He's like eighty three, what's he
going to be working away and can do his crosswords?
And he gets his own little area.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
And she's so pleased.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
She's like, you know, this is so lucky that he
gets this little area, this little working area Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Get but this is not going to be me.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
That is not going to be me. Whereabouts that they're
moving to just up the road, still literally up the road. Nice, okay,
it is.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Upper road just down just downside and upper road a
little bit more manageable. I mean, he's lucky she hasn't
just gone like you know Japanese airport, hotel, carcass storage,
you know, like morg style where they just slot in there.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
He wouldn't be able to get onto one of those things.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
No, just put them on like a gurney and then
roll them into the wall.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I think what it was is she wanted to go
to a retirement village and he put his foot down
and he's like nah.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And she's like, okay, we'll have about this four undergraded
walls all with.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Here's a double beard and a tiny little cupboard for you.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Are your emotion about selling the family home?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
No, no, not at all. You don't care about that
type of thing. Well, it's gonna have to, you know,
there has to be sold. Are they selling it?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
He doesn't have to. You could give it away, give it.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Away, Jerry on this podcast. Yeah, maybe sure.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
We could run in from station promo when Jerry's childhood.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Aren't sure has.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Anyone ever done that before?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I don't think anyone's given away their home on a radio.
I mean, I don't know how my parents feel about it.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
No, they wouldn't be started.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Doesn't sound like your dad's got a choice. We've only
got one and to convinced.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And if you just went in and you're like, mum,
you're not dead, fucking hate he'd be sick but stomach.
If we just gave away his hard earned family home.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well I wonder whether he'd be running a mess of ruse.
And so he's he's got this apartment that you know,
my mum's now got this bedroom and he's just not
going to sell the house and then eventually moved back
and live in the house. And then she's now in
the apartment and this is why about that?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, I thought about it, and that's why he's been
so accommodating for every.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
He's like, finally I get to live in a house
by myself.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Solitude, and he's actually sent her off to the.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It would be a good mode from my dad.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
He's not capable of thinking that housewarming.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
They're having a roofshed on Friday. If anyone's interested.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
An eighty year old, will it smell like cabbage?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Well, after about a month, okay, so far at the moment,
smells bring you, but it will smell like old people.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
At some point, I had a mate who moved house
just up the same road that they already lived on,
and him and my mom, for whatever reason, they because
just were always on two different pages.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
The cat was called Big Guy. I don't know why,
but it was.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And Mum goes, how have you guys been getting on
in the new house, And he's like great, whole family
loves the new house. Only problem is every night Big
Guy gets up in the middle of the night and
runs back to the old house. And every morning Mum
has to go and get him. And my mom's like, oh,
where is Big Guy? And he's he goes, oh, he's
just sleeping on the porch. My mom thought he was
(09:32):
talking about his own father when he said big Guy.
Of that story, family's taking it really well. But every
night Dad gets up in the middle of the night
and runs back home and sleeps on the porch.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
That does happen to some people with dementia, of course,
But yeah, but Guy's a great name for a.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Cat they had. They had the funny but goy end
up coming.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Back to the other house. If you just left by guy,
beg Guy'd have to get fit at some stage.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I don't have big guys, so this is like a
you know, country cat, So I don't have big guy
really knew he was their cat.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Okay, you know what I mean, because he kind of
just lived in the area. They had another cat.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Cats know that they are someone's cat. I don't think
they would him the idea of ownership.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
No, it's more that they know they live in the
same house that you live in.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I reckon.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
They know there's a food source there, and there's it's
safety there.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And they don't think as their owner. They think they
own you. They had another cat that same family, and
it was called period cat.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
The whole family.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Called it period cat because it was a barn cat
that showed up once a month and then a foul mood.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I think you're going to say it's because it was
on heat the whole time and everywhere.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Just once a month, this thing would show up for
a week and just been a feral mood and then
leave again.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I don't get those cats. I don't get why people
bother I don't.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, yeah, it was a big bustards, a big fat
head on it.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
What was the name of the cat that showed up
on the porch?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
They that reminds me of the Lee Hart situation where
it was he a big bullman on the.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Bagboard man on our beds? Do we know the bagboard man?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Was it in Wistport or am I making it up?
I imagining the West Coast.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I was on the whist Coast.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
And all he could think was fucking that kid, just shut.
I was sleeping, like waking up coming.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
So did he know what which motel room he was in?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Nor All he knew was he was awake, but he
had to pretend he was still asleep while he tried
to hatch a plan.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
So eyes still shut.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Just like I've done that.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I know that feeling.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Yeah, should we take a break?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Come back.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Michael Boltman when I played this to my parents, actually
lead us up.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
That is a good song. Michael Bolton discuss.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Michael Bolton had a number of big hits to me.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Are you a real pantsman?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Bolts?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I reckon know I reckon? He yearned too much to
be a real pants man. You know, I think if
you're I think, if you're a real pants man, you're
not singing how do we lovers? You know, you're just
moving on to the next.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
The fact that you could sing that type of ship,
it's just real pants man.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
The eighties, because of cocaine was there was no it
was ernest, there was no irony, there was no sarcasm.
It was like you look watch those eighties movies, it's
like jack as fuck, dude, who's just killing people?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Why? Who cares?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Was Michael Bolton a real pants man? Pants Man as
a British slang referring to a man who's very successful
with women, like the notorious pants man Joel Harrison. Well,
Michael Bolton has had relationships, most notably with actress Nicolette Sheridan.
There's no public information to gifically describe him with that phrase.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Sheridan.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, I don't think personal life has been relatively private
compared to proficional achievements, which includes something over seventy five
million records.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Wow, I mean fuck, Okay, here you go. Here's an
article titled Ladies of the Eighties, right, and here is
Nicolette Sheridan. I mean she's a real breath of fresh air.
She yeah, I mean Jerry.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah she is too.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
She's very she's got the classic blonde eighties do doesn't
she like big?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Here? And then what was Michael Botton looking like he
had long? Here?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
The mullet?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah? Was he running a bit of a receiverer?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, am I just amazing?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Then mullet receipt, mullet receder.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Okay, have you got reflux? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I feel like I need some Gavis gone, sure.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
En off this thing on the head and get some gas.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh is this something too?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
This is John Waite. It was just the hook below
in the system. I'm gonna say, s
Speaker 5 (14:04):
O, I exist in you.
I've been asking that for the bloody longest time.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Man, I thought I thought Michael Boten solved us in
like the eighties at one hundred diadels.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It doesn't make How can we be lovers when we
can't make the beer?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
That's the question?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
How can we? I mean you can't really?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Can? You know? You can't be lovers if you can't
make the beer?
Speaker 5 (00:31):
So is he just asking how can we be lovers
if we can't get along? Is that what he's asking there?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
How can we be lovers? If? How I reckon? You
can totally be lovers, it's kind of easier. It's harder
to be it's harder to be a long term friend
and then.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Hop out the friend zone. Yeah, yeah, it's definitely harder.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
How can we be friends if we can't be lovers?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
How can we know? You can definitely be friends and.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You can't be that as well? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
How about this? How can we sleep when the bids
are burning? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Question?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Think about that. Mining is never burned, nor is mine,
And that's and I thank God every day for that
privilege that my BID's never burned.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You guys ever slept on one of those nail bids?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Bit of nails, A bit of nails. Yeah, I have
six and nine weekdays. I sleep on a bit of nails.
Some days it feels like really ye, I know what
they feels like too. My parents are in an interesting situation.
So they've been married for fifty five years. Are they
nailing in bed still embid? No, they're not actually in
bed together. They now don't sleep together, but they always
(01:42):
did sleep together growing up and stuff. Well, they sit
in the same bed, but now they don't because who
knows why they just don't.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Don't really, I.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Think it's hard enough to sleep when you're really old,
little alone, having some other corpse in your bid.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah. And I think they're living in a house with
lots of bedrooms.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
My other and I've moved out a long time ago.
They're still living in the exactly the same house. It
was a family home. It's a different room as well,
different floors. My dad was my dad was on the
she's down on the top floor and which is just
a bedroom, and my mum was on the on the
bottom floor, which is the house which is where my
(02:23):
brother and I used to be down in the bottom,
you know, down at the bottom of the house. So anyway,
they have now they bought an apartment. They've moved into
an apartment where they they've downsized. They haven't told their
house yet, but they have moved out. If they are
moving out this weekend, helping them new helping you and
(02:46):
my kids are helping as well. But they're actually they
are not moving much of the stuff from the old
house into the news. They just it's quite a lot
smaller this apartment, and they are just buying new things
for the apartment. Yeah, which it is good because it
will smell nice and be nice. There's a bit of
stuff that they need to move. But anyway, but I
was going to say, they've also brought new beds and
it's a two bedroom apartment, so they're sleeping and they've
(03:07):
got different bedrooms in the same apartment. And my my
mom has got the my mom can I guess she's.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Got the hospital bed that raises and loves it does that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
But that was not the point I was going to make.
My mom has got the Master sweet, like the how
Master Sweet. Yeah, with the full you know on.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Sweet walking wardrobe.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's got the sea, it's got the sea views, it's
got everything with the with the super king bed with
the up and down. My dad, my poor dad, My
poor dad has been moved into the into the kids bedroom.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Into the carcass storage.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It's a tiny little room with he's got a double.
Oh bless him, he's got a double. And so we
went to the We went to this apartment on Sunday
to go and have luck because it's just been finished.
And walked down and Mashka, my daughter's like because she
she calls my parents is he? And John she's he's
my mom, Johna's my dad and she's like, is he
(04:12):
was Johntoe's bedroom?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
And is he?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
My mom goes, oh, Johnte's bedrooms over that one there
and walk something goes, why is John Dooe's bid so small?
My mum was laughing, are you happy with this bid? Johns?
My dad's like no, I'm happy, and mom said, yeah,
we decided that that was the right size bid there
and well we said we decided or you decided, and
she's like, well, she just laughing. It's like we decided.
(04:35):
And then she walked into my mom's bitch She's like,
this is your room's over here with the views and
the it's an interesting situation though my mom's just essentially gone.
You're over there.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, you know you're lucky you're in the house.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Thanks for your service, yeah, your life of working, your
thanks for everything you've done, sacrifices, all that you've done.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
But you're of no use to me anymore.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yep, there you go.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
That's you over and be grateful that you're still in
side the house, all right, John.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Doe, Yeah, as an on. Look at this as a
real life lesson.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I feel like he's worked so hard all his life,
John toe Be discards and now he's just in a
situation where you just you know, like, this is it now?
He's just in a bedroom without windows and a double bed.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I stood there because Tossy was there, and I stood
in front of my parents, in front of my children
and my partner, and I said, this will never happen
to me.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
I will not stand for this.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Do you will understand this? I think I might jerry
this John Toe's situation. I'm never going to be John
toe Fine.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's funny because I feel like Tozzy looked that the
same situation, because when can I John to him?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
How soon?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Charles's like, no, because we'll be in different houses.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, when they were buying the new apartment, with their
conversations about hey, we're going to sleep in different bedrooms.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well, these are these are things that I wouldn't be
privy to. You know, No, my mother just would have
passed down the ed act. My mom, My mom runs the.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Operation because if you're going to run two separate bedroom,
surely you're trying and find two that are similar of nature.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Well you think so, well, you've just built and you've
they gutted the entire thing. It didn't have any walls,
this apartment, and then they've created, and she put a
wall in, she put a little room on, she put
a little room in. My dad, my dad gets a study, like,
not a study, it's not a study. My dad gets
a disk by the by the entrance way. And my
(06:21):
mum's so proud. She's and this is John Toe's kind
of area here that he can sit it and work
away at his little He's like eighty three, what's he
going to be working away and can do his crosswords?
And he gets his own little area.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
And she's so pleased.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
She's like, you know, this is so lucky that he
gets this little area, this little working area Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Get but this is not going to be me.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
That is not going to be me. Whereabouts that they're
moving to just up the road, still literally up the road. Nice, okay,
it is.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Upper road just down just downside and upper road a
little bit more manageable. I mean, he's lucky she hasn't
just gone like you know Japanese airport, hotel, carcass storage,
you know, like morg style where they just slot in there.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
He wouldn't be able to get onto one of those things.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
No, just put them on like a gurney and then
roll them into the wall.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I think what it was is she wanted to go
to a retirement village and he put his foot down
and he's like nah.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And she's like, okay, we'll have about this four undergraded
walls all with.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Here's a double beard and a tiny little cupboard for you.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Are your emotion about selling the family home?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
No, no, not at all. You don't care about that
type of thing. Well, it's gonna have to, you know,
there has to be sold. Are they selling it?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
He doesn't have to. You could give it away, give it.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Away, Jerry on this podcast. Yeah, maybe sure.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
We could run in from station promo when Jerry's childhood.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Aren't sure has.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Anyone ever done that before?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I don't think anyone's given away their home on a radio.
I mean, I don't know how my parents feel about it.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
No, they wouldn't be started.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Doesn't sound like your dad's got a choice. We've only
got one and to convinced.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And if you just went in and you're like, mum,
you're not dead, fucking hate he'd be sick but stomach.
If we just gave away his hard earned family home.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well I wonder whether he'd be running a mess of ruse.
And so he's he's got this apartment that you know,
my mum's now got this bedroom and he's just not
going to sell the house and then eventually moved back
and live in the house. And then she's now in
the apartment and this is why about that?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, I thought about it, and that's why he's been
so accommodating for every.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
He's like, finally I get to live in a house
by myself.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Solitude, and he's actually sent her off to the.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It would be a good mode from my dad.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
He's not capable of thinking that housewarming.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
They're having a roofshed on Friday. If anyone's interested.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
An eighty year old, will it smell like cabbage?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Well, after about a month, okay, so far at the moment,
smells bring you, but it will smell like old people.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
At some point, I had a mate who moved house
just up the same road that they already lived on,
and him and my mom, for whatever reason, they because
just were always on two different pages.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
The cat was called Big Guy. I don't know why,
but it was.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And Mum goes, how have you guys been getting on
in the new house, And he's like great, whole family
loves the new house. Only problem is every night Big
Guy gets up in the middle of the night and
runs back to the old house. And every morning Mum
has to go and get him. And my mom's like, oh,
where is Big Guy? And he's he goes, oh, he's
just sleeping on the porch. My mom thought he was
(09:32):
talking about his own father when he said big Guy.
Of that story, family's taking it really well. But every
night Dad gets up in the middle of the night
and runs back home and sleeps on the porch.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
That does happen to some people with dementia, of course,
But yeah, but Guy's a great name for a.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Cat they had. They had the funny but goy end
up coming.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Back to the other house. If you just left by guy,
beg Guy'd have to get fit at some stage.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I don't have big guys, so this is like a
you know, country cat, So I don't have big guy
really knew he was their cat.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Okay, you know what I mean, because he kind of
just lived in the area. They had another cat.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Cats know that they are someone's cat. I don't think
they would him the idea of ownership.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
No, it's more that they know they live in the
same house that you live in.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I reckon.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
They know there's a food source there, and there's it's
safety there.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And they don't think as their owner. They think they
own you. They had another cat that same family, and
it was called period cat.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
The whole family.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Called it period cat because it was a barn cat
that showed up once a month and then a foul mood.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I think you're going to say it's because it was
on heat the whole time and everywhere.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Just once a month, this thing would show up for
a week and just been a feral mood and then
leave again.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I don't get those cats. I don't get why people
bother I don't.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, yeah, it was a big bustards, a big fat
head on it.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
What was the name of the cat that showed up
on the porch?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
They that reminds me of the Lee Hart situation where
it was he a big bullman on the.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Bagboard man on our beds? Do we know the bagboard man?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Was it in Wistport or am I making it up?
I imagining the West Coast.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I was on the whist Coast.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
And all he could think was fucking that kid, just shut.
I was sleeping, like waking up coming.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
So did he know what which motel room he was in?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Nor All he knew was he was awake, but he
had to pretend he was still asleep while he tried
to hatch a plan.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
So eyes still shut.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Just like I've done that.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I know that feeling.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Yeah, should we take a break?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Come back.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Michael Boltman when I played this to my parents, actually
lead us up.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
That is a good song. Michael Bolton discuss.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Michael Bolton had a number of big hits to me.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Are you a real pantsman?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Bolts?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I reckon know I reckon? He yearned too much to
be a real pants man. You know, I think if
you're I think, if you're a real pants man, you're
not singing how do we lovers? You know, you're just
moving on to the next.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
The fact that you could sing that type of ship,
it's just real pants man.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
The eighties, because of cocaine was there was no it
was ernest, there was no irony, there was no sarcasm.
It was like you look watch those eighties movies, it's
like jack as fuck, dude, who's just killing people?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Why? Who cares?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Was Michael Bolton a real pants man? Pants Man as
a British slang referring to a man who's very successful
with women, like the notorious pants man Joel Harrison. Well,
Michael Bolton has had relationships, most notably with actress Nicolette Sheridan.
There's no public information to gifically describe him with that phrase.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Sheridan.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah, I don't think personal life has been relatively private
compared to proficional achievements, which includes something over seventy five
million records.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Wow, I mean fuck, Okay, here you go. Here's an
article titled Ladies of the Eighties, right, and here is
Nicolette Sheridan. I mean she's a real breath of fresh air.
She yeah, I mean Jerry.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah she is too.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
She's very she's got the classic blonde eighties do doesn't
she like big?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Here? And then what was Michael Botton looking like he
had long? Here?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
The mullet?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah? Was he running a bit of a receiverer?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, am I just amazing?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Then mullet receipt, mullet receder.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Okay, have you got reflux? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I feel like I need some Gavis gone, sure.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
En off this thing on the head and get some gas.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh is this something too?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
This is John Waite. It was just the hook below
in the system. I'm gonna say, s
Speaker 5 (14:04):
O, I exist in you.
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