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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hurdache break for show, load up on top trade
brands at Bunning's Trade Moning, and welcome along to the
Hurdarche Breakfast Friday, the twenty eighth of November twenty twenty five.
Look at that timing, midnight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Being on beang on six o'clock. That's what you get
with MESHI on the button this morning, MESHI, good morning.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I don't mean to throw us better in the works,
but I'm not actually sure if it's going to be
a good thing long term. What do Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I don't want to bring anyone.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Into the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Something happened that we don't know about.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, I hope we're on here right now, is all
I'm saying. Oh really, yeah, because if we got to
hear just moments before six o'clock, it's disastered that way.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
You shout up at six five years today, I just
make sure that it did take over.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
So if you can hear us this morning, three for
eight three, let us know. Otherwise tested testing one two three?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Are we on here? One one? Testing? Testing? This is
what we should do every morning.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
We should just test, testing, testing.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
How are we? I think I think a lot of
people find the show quite testing. Versic morning here every Friday,
our third last Friday of our year, because of course
we're not working that last one. So yeah, enjoy them.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, there we go Maine, so we're on run and
MESHI someone said yo yo set came back and said,
yo yo yo you up.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
That's good?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
All right? Well, sure you shut it down then all
Clint Today.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Cloudy periods with a few showers, heavy and thundery from
this afternoon.

Speaker 6 (01:20):
Showers frequent by tonight, and a high today of twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Awesome, good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I don't know where Susie Norquist came from.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I like that. I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Was that Susie.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Sounded like Susie. Nice little Susie injection.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
First thing in the morning. Quick update on the Disney
cruise here from Masterton, Dr Wellie yesterday through horrid weather.
You'll be happy to know I'm five minute swells. I
predicted this.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
God sounds like a real hope, doesn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Happy?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's not one of those poop cruises or vomb cruises.
What's Ruder's sea legs? Like?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Think he's got a great sea lings? I can't imagine it.
Welcome along, nice debue with us on the Friday.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Jerry in the night, the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
How hot? How hot? Far too hot? Far too hot?
Dree Yesterday Auckland had its hottest day in November on records.
So since records began, no day has ever recorded a
higher temperature than yesterday.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It was twenty seven and a half. People in the
Hooks Bay must be like hottest day on record for
Auckland twenty seven. You pussy's in November to be fair
in November, you pussy.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah. Well Hastings had thirty three degrees yesterday.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Well there we go, and that wasn't That wasn't Hasting's
hottest day.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, no, they were't. Remember, they weren't trumpeting that. Christ
Church got thirty and she's a she's a searing heat.
The christ Huts thirty Timers twenty nine, twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
There and Thomas Dunedin twenty nine as well, Wendy Cloudy
twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
How does it even work? So it was it felt
so sweet yesterday, like I do. There was almost an
escapable way. It got to the point where we got
we got like an ear con unit in our bedroom.
I just went up there and shut all the doors,
all the windows, just crank that birch from lunchtime, lift
the guard and even then it could barely keep up
with the amount of heat that was just trying to
penetrate in.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Their sea temperature at the moment is very warm. Twenty
is that I don't know much about Sea Team twenty.
I'm concerned because we will talk to Dan Corbett about
it at some stage over the next week, or maybe Brando.
We should keet Brando on the line today actually, because
my theory is if the sea temperature gets too warm,
too hot, too quickly, that causes more rain later on,

(03:37):
because of course the sea evaporates. That's how that's how
rains caused. It's going up, it's causing clouds, and then
that's coming back down on you know.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Help.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, I'm concerned that that warm sea this time of
year and the hot temperatures mean that we're in for
a crapper.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
What have we had any insight to what Christmas and
stuff is looking like?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
They always do that long rangement, But I don't know
how accurate it is.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh No, we talked. We talked to Brando. Didn't he
say there was a has he already given us a
Christmas Day forecast or the Marlin, the Marlon Brando. He hed, No,
I don't think I did.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I don't think I have me Brando.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
You and Branda would get on like a house on
I'm sure we would.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
But who's Brando?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Brando Chris Brandolino from? Yeah, okay, Brando, and.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
He's given you nothing on jan Feb.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
No, No, he did, but we've both for gotten. He
gave us a little forecast for Nina or La Nina.
I can't but I don't know. I can't tell the
difference one of them. Does tomatoes are a good the
other one and you can't surf. I don't really know.
La Nina La Nina is the easterly one. La Nina
is the wet one for the east one. Of those

(04:45):
Spanish names, I don't know. Do they ever? Do they
ever impact Spain or is it only the South Pacific?
And in that case can we give them different names?
Good question.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I don't think it does impact Spain.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I wouldn't have thought so, Oh, you know what, probably
south of Erica. That's probably where it's come from.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
The fact that is, that is exactly where we're from.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
But I would have thought there's been learning this morning.
I would have thought that just.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
A little bit of branding, a little bit of a
rebrand for al Nino.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Particularly, it's the we've got the Adidas with the system,
We've got La Nina brought to you by Facebook Meta.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I suppose they don't want to because they know that
it brings storms, et cetera. But I think the La
Nina is what they're saying this year, which is the easterlies.
So we are on the east and dry and dryer
in the West Okay, and al Nino is the one
that is the standard one that we normally get. That
that's the comes from the west. We'd on the west coast,
dry on the East coast.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I remember the first summer of al Nino I ever
became aware of. I was going for a walk with
my grandmother and my auntie around Wymedy and this warm
breeze came past and they both start going, Oh, that'll
be that al Nina. That's that's the al Nino coming through.
It was like being in an episode of cath and keV.
The entire town of Wyomedy started talking about al Nina.
See they got that bloody al Nino coming through. So

(05:59):
what's that going to do for the milk? Yeah, well,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
It's not like the weather knows that it's been called
on Nino or lon Nina.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well that anyone knows about either of them.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Mart I think Londina got a bad rap a few
years ago when there were all those Anniversary Day floods,
et cetera, and that that was a Landina. So if
I was a PR company, I'd be reaching out to
Londina and I'd be saying, we need to we need
to do some work. Landinia needs to buy some box
school books and schools or something, but a sports washing perhaps, Yeah,
it needs to get out there in the community and

(06:28):
start doing some work to maybe to maybe just change
their brandings.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Do we rebrand the Wellington Hurricanes from the Hurricanes to
the Londinas, the Wellington Londonas, start doing some work in
the community. Takes it on three four A three. It's
not the heat that gets it, it's the humidity.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well actually, interestingly, just looking at the numbers here, only
sixty seven percent today.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh shit, yeah no it wasn't. That was not feel
like that. Brothers today, Brothers.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Apparently there's going to be lightning storms on the twenty
third and twenty fourth of December ording lightning storm. According
to you weather dot com, equ weather can go if
itself now, but it looks good on Christmas Day up
here in Auckland on a whether they just it's random.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Eki weather is just totally render. They need to drop
the ACU. It's not ACU at all.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
What have you got against Aki weather is the that's
like the primary school of weather. That's like, that's candy stuff. Okay,
that's just made up. Well, can someone tell me how
Jan Febb's looking here? For God's sake, give it?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Give us a text three four A three. How's our
Jan feb looking? How's the weather where you are? It's
human a f and the tron apparently?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh and is it ever always although only twenty five
degrees I see yesterday in the tron. Yeah, thoughts and
prayers for the hawk's bay.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Let's do the rounds. Give us a text three four
A three where you are? How hot? Allegations of the
chuck that at the neutral today wholeheartedly deny those. We
had it a neutral about a week again, as you'd expect.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
From christ church currently sitting at twenty two degrees, sixty
nine percent moisture and a good chance of for six days.
Is this text a time four? What is it time for?

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
This?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (08:10):
The history of yesterday, Today, tomorrow, Timaru.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Today is the twenty eighth of November, and on this day,
in eighteen ninety three, the first woman vote in a
national election here in New Zealand. New Zealand becomes the
first countryere women cast votes in a national parliamentary election
following the passage of women's suffrage.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
And rightfully so, he's got a great day suffrage, my
favorite dazu guys leaning a bit too hard, really really
good day, one of the best days in New Zealand history.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't think we should be proud as well that
in the world. I disagree. Here's a brave start. A
brain can just you've even got to stay with me here,
I'll lend this. I don't think we should celebrate what's
expected of us. The fact that they never had the
vote is a disgrace. We shouldn't be celebrating the fact
that we then gave it as if we're started the

(09:03):
nine hundred like.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Tony Hawk and a half fight, Brother but you can
only deal with You can only play the game that's
in front of you. And if that was the game
that was in front of those people beforehand.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
But then who made that game? And I would say,
it's men. And that's why I find it disgusting that
people like you, Jerry, we're keeping them out a voting mass.
Long may men. I was always a supporter of the men,
holding them back for too long. On this day in
twenty thirteen, the tiny community of Hitas, Texas town replaces
its meal with a goat. A great day. It was

(09:32):
a great day for Lahitas. Starting in the mid nineteen eighties,
or the population of around one hundred, they decided to
elect the goats as mere more of a joke than
a publicity and publicity start than a serious elected official,
up until twenty thirteen, when they actually made him the meir.
The goat and subsequent goats all named Clay Henry. Is
he the one who got real big on burgers and fries?

(09:53):
Now he's down to a smaller size. Henry Clay Henry.
I don't know anyone remember Clay Henry from the subway
ads when they first start.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I remember Clay sure from the JFK movie Henry.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Clay Henry got real berg on burgers and Frier. Now
he's down to a smaller size because he ate subway.
And then Clay Henry. They got Jared Fogel And what
about Klay? Can I remember him? Yes?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Reuben Stardard, I remember Ruben's Studard.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
If you search for Clay Henry, it just comes up
with famous beer drinking dead goat.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, this is it the merest job. Clay Henry was
some bolic he Greek visitors who'd post for photos. He
would drink beers. Locals would give.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well, say, drink beers. They put beers in his bowl
and then he would drink beers.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh, he'd actually get.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
His hoof and drink it with his off around it.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
I've seen a goat drunk a beer in a bottle
on a on a Instagram real not in real life,
but I reckon they drank a beer. Maybe they would?
Can they their hooves to do it? Probably not? Don't
have Thumer's brother nah thumbson? Do they really? No, they don't.
The original Clay Henry apparently died after a fight with

(11:02):
another goat over a female goat. That what happens one
of his successes, known as Clay Henry the Third, was
reportedly carstrated by a man who was upset that the
goat got to drink a beer and the goat mere
tradition has continued over decades, but I'm still going, it's
still going. Multiple goats, all called Clay Henry have held

(11:23):
the honorary title. And what's it done for Lahitas? I
think it's brought them closer together because as someone from
a small town, anyone from a small down will know.
No one wants to be mere, No one can be bothered.
You're on a hiding to nothing. Everyone hates you the
whole time, so no one wants to do it. So
that found a great loophole here vote for the goat.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Well, what happens with the proposal though? To get rid
of regional councils? What would that do for old clay
Henry that have to eat him?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Born on this day in nineteen fifty eight, Gary McCormick,
New Zealand broadcast the poet and longtime radio host Ry McCormick,
Great New Zealander.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Who can forget when Gary McCormick's car got impounded?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Do you remember that? No?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
And then he went down to the impoundment place and
just beat the crap out of it with a baseball bat.
Because you want my car, I'm just going to beat
it up. I'm going to smash it in and then
just walked away. Remember that, who remembers name Harry McCormack
incident in the carew lounge anyone? No, we just sort

(12:26):
of forced us way to the Cory lunge and then
just started sucking back some reds.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Never that chicks out to be fair. But hang on,
what was the point of smashing your own car up
in the impound lot? Why would they care whether the
car and their impound lot is smashed up or not?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
And when what was wrong with the car?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Nothing? He was as angry that it got impounded. These
cut his nose off to spot his face anyway, great
radio host. Though, Happy birthday to Gary McCormick, and he
shares a birthday with Jessica Burgess, long suffering partner of me,
found love on a bus and recently engaged. So happy birthday, Jeff,
and we're out for dinner tonight.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I though you're going to say long suffering past Gary McCormack,
I hope not.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I'll be having a wine out of a mug this
morning to celebrate by recorders, how old is Gary?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Nineteen fifty eight he was born, so he's nearly what
is his seventy something? Yea?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Is he not quite? Sixty seven? Sixty nine? And that's
the history of yesterday. Today, it's tomorrow. It to Maroo
for Friday, the twenty eeth of November twenty twenty five.

Speaker 8 (13:26):
I enjoyed that thanks Minight Love Woman Jerry and Midnight
the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Six thirty one on the Hardakey Briefast time for you
later sport headlines thanks to export old to the ber
for here expect a larger scale Commonwealth Games if New
Zealand hosts the twenty thirty four edition. Okay, that's the
call from the insidoc's Team Services Director Ryan Archibald, with
an expression of interest made to bring the event back
to the country for the first time since nineteen ninety.

(13:55):
And you can forget that Auckland Commonwealth Games. The move
comes as a Metabad work confirmed as the twenty thirty host.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
So you would have been in Auckland for that nineteen
ninety Commonwealth Games, was I ever? I was in year
nine at school. Oh, that would have been formative. But
did you go to any events? Certainly did? What did
you go? We were giving time off school to go
to events. Awesome.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I went to some track and field and that's about it.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Really.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I enjoyed the I enjoyed the having the day off. Yeah,
it was I remember that was a hot summer. That's
what I remember from nineteen ninety.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Do want it? No? No, no.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Economy, Jerry, we can't find I don't think it injects
that much cash. Actually, I think it's costs a lot
of money.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
But wouldn't it be a good excuse to wipe out
a slum and put a new stadium in?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Well, luckily we've got plenty of spaces and beef hat
what are they going to run there? Sort of like
the Reggie the Reggie five hundred people just ride around
and around b mixed bikes and my shirt on my
white headphones.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah? What other? What other key events would you check
into the to the news on the disition of the
comnra Oh waker armor? I reckon you get rid of
whatever other rowing and just go for walk armor. Some
kind of glass barbecue event down Queen Street. Yeah, oh yeah,
I run it straight. Oh yeah yeah. The first Commonwealth
run it straight representing Gambia.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Otago will resume at two fifty four for five on
the third day of Plunket Shields second round, trailing Canterbury
by two hundred and forty seven runs mash and the
first innings in Derneeda. That's a fantastic SCOREP thinks for that. Auckland,
would you like to know what they are? One hundred
and twenty for one on their second and is against
Norman Districts at Mount MONTANEI a lead of two seventy five.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Does anyone to remember these numbers?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Is it the game that Cane's playing in?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I believe? Yes? Yeah? Used today? Yes? Yes?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Wellington are two eighteen for three against Central Districts in
the Capitol after rain disruption.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Well there you go.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
All.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
So, the black Caps play their first Test on Tuesday
coming up? Do you want Kan Williamson playing this close
to that one? I feel like a Test matchould be
pretty gruelly. I think you want them hunting a couple
of balls?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, yeah, I think so. I don't think he'll exert
himself too intensely. Wins the Knicks Ashes fourth of December. Oh,
so we're playing at the same time Thursday.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Oh man, I think we kick off Tuesday and then
they get into Way in Italaide on the Thursday night.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Oh well, hope Brisbane.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I thought it was the Pink Ballade, Pink Ball and
brisk pole in.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah. Sorry, I think that's bad scheduling from the black Caps.
Can we run a split screen?

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
And the International Judo Federation has reinstated full national representation
rights to Russian athletes and competitions despite.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
The war in Ukraine. Okay, curiously, Russian.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
President and former honorary head of the World Governing body
Vladimir Putin as a black belt martial arts.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
I don't think that's curious. That's that's the hallmark of
those Soviet era countries, the Soviet area countries. Yes, they
all dominate in sports that no one watches because the
rest of us only play sports that you could actually
make a dollar out of. Basketball. Yeah, exactly, Hamble. But
they will waste you Judo, Greco, Roman wrestling, any of

(17:06):
those sort of things. Boxing, they're pretty good at weightlifting stuff.
No one gives a shit about it, wants to watch.
They'll wastemestics.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, absolutely so he apparently Vladimir Potent has actually competed
since eleven and he's actually penned two books on.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Judo, isn't he's written two books about Juda.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, he's written two books. Really. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't know why he could be asked, but still.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Chris has ticked in on three four eight, three ball
rush and force back for the New Zealand edition of
the Commonwealth Games. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Apparently there's a big push down south for Tiamod to
host the Commonwealth Games in twenty thirty four.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
They could. They've got the facilities. They've just done up
the bloody rugby grounds down there. You could run up
and down that have done up the rugby grounds. That's it.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Look doing up the rugby grounds, eh, Death doth not
make a bit for the common Mark.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Has a metabar done up the rugby grounds? I'd say
probably not? Judy all right, so I my case, all
right tis twenty thirty.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Four Jerry and the hot Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Message came through to me late yesterday afternoon from a
nice Stewart that's me. It involved blow dryers, and immediately
I was interested because I thought you've become a blow
dry guy. Well, how are you considering becoming a blow
dry guy?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I just wanted to know. Are there any men out
there that run a blow dryer? Jerry, do you run
a blow dryer? I don't run a blow dry No,
you've never blown anything dry. My hair doesn't go well
under a blow Oh really no, it doesn't stand up
to it. Mesh.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
No.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I think it might have been a time that I
tried to use one to straightens in here, like in
my early teens.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh yeah, together here straight now, No, not the straight.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Now, but like use the heat of the blow dryer
to try. I think I remember there being a thing.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I'll tell you what. Anyway, my first sort of year
or two at university, the here straight and it was
a real thing. Not an issue for me. My hairs
did straight, but I I had flatmates would run, would
run the communal here straight you is that right? Yeah?
That was that was quite wide A huge Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Huge eye does feel like it stly leans towards a
blow dry feminine species, doesn't it?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Well, yeah, that long here?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
So I think for me, I can go with the
towel dry.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
A pretty vigorous towel dry, and then I go in
with my Kevin Murphy product, a soft putty.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Is that another case for comment?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
No, none at all, and then I get it free
from then you go with the pantein.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I'll hear spray after that.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
The gold kivin Murphy was just basically like concrete and.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
That will that will hold. This is for seven sharp.
This is for seven sharp. So that's high stakes. You
need to you know, you're under the microscope. You're on
everyone's TV all around the country, seventy five inches often.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, and you don't want that here moving because if
it starts moving and start touching with your hands and
all that.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
That's annoying. And you need to be you need to be.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Not thinking about your here when you're reading an audo que,
were you thinking of going your hair out or something?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Every time I've gone to the so my hair is
like a wire brush. It is dead straight. And if
I if I like just get out of the shower
tail dryer and then I just walk out the door,
I look like a microphone because it just sticks, it
sticks directly out. I would have a devastating flat top,
which I've considered quite about. I feel like cutting my

(20:24):
hair is like, you know those dudes that cut hedges
into like chickens and stuff like, Yeah, it opurary. That's
basically what cutting my hairs like. They put a bit
of water in it dryer, it sticks out like an afro,
and then they cut whatever shape they want in there.
But I've noticed. I was like, why, you know, when
you leave the barber, your hair always looks really good
as soon as you leave, but it never looks like
that again afterwards. You go the next morning, You're like,

(20:46):
how the hell did he do that? Well, figured it out.
It's the bloody here dryer. He's sitting in there with
the dryer and then it just sits exactly where he
left it. And I was like, we're gonna have to
get a here dryer.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Well, I assume that Jeff, you partner's got a hare
dry No, she doesn't.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
She does. Hear she does it on the hair dry
She just runs an old school South Oland tells her
that thing, does she and then ties it up, gets
about her.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
She's tells he's got this machine called it it's a Dyson. Yeah,
you know by the same people that make the vacuum
cleaner's the hair app and it's yeah, it's like it's
it's called it's called a hear something.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
It's got a name.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Anyway, It driese's nodding. It dries, and it's a circular.
It's like a wand right, I mean it looks like
it looks like an appendage and and it's it dries
at the same time as curls.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Okay, it's a tool. It's called a hair tool. She
refers to it as a tool. A tool.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, sure, she's not just referring to you.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
She gets and she.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Said this for some time, and it sort of has
a little bit of a curl, bit.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Of a wave to it.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah. Right, So she'll get out that dice and hair
tool and and just be working away. And her friends
seem to be big on the tool as well. They're
all talking about the toll. They're all in the toils.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, but the toils, it turns out.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
And someone said to me, I tell us you got
one of those tools, and I was like, yeah, she does.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Actually, this is it here. I mean, this isn't great
for those listening a long ahard, but that's it.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
It looks like a big a pin anyway, It doesn't
help it doesn't help me know though, you.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Well, I'm thinking that maybe about a hone on it.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I've never had a home. I think here needs to
be quite long.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah, right, But it turns out that.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Bloody tools like about fifty five thousand dollars or something.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
It Yeah, and a grand for one of those thousand
dollars kid.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
That one quiet sorry sorry, bloody briefcase.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
It's got its own like powerful breaker. It's like the
nuclear football. That's how you get a thousand bucks out
of like a guitar.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
How much is just a regular old blow dryer?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
I don't know, sure, I don't know. And this is
this is what I wanted to ask you, fellas. I
wanted to know, are there any blokes out there running
a hair dry three for a three? Any reports? Is
anyone appared to admit to it? That's the other not
so far, but someone has ticked her on three four
eight three and said, you get none of these issues
with the kenn of your pansies at the great she's
running the cane. She's running the Kenna. Every summer I

(23:09):
generally go the Kenner as well. But again, well, once
I get into the mid range kenna, I look like
a microphone. Otherwise I'd happily run the Kenny Year.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
It's got to touch with the Richie mccaus as well.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
It does. Yeah, that's exactly what my hears like. It's
like Ritchie McCaw yeah, coming up after does he run
a here get in toe through.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Mcau some hitgehog. He's got exactly the same here cut.
It's never changed yet. I don't think you can do anything.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
No one either can I maybe me and Richie need
to get some here drawers.

Speaker 8 (23:41):
Jerry and MANI the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mini
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
We're doing something that's sniffling done and radio before. It's
the top five.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
I've heard of top fours. I've heard of top two thousands,
which seems like a little bit long to me, you
know what I mean, Like the first one thing of
those things must be awful. Why would anyone sit through that?
And so we shortened it down and we thought top fives.
Last week we did beaches and beaches.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Oh right, okay, that's better.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
And we everyone hears what they want to. We made news.
We made international new, we made national news. A news
outlet picked that up and ran a story on. While
it may surprise you that Caroline Bay was number one,
Actually if you take a deeper look, then there's one
of the top beaches in the country. Beaches in the country.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, the people have timoto jumped on that opportunity.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Didn't despite the fact we don't have a frequency that
none of them could hear us. How the how did
they manage to get so many boats through? And that's
just the testament to the will of the people of
South Canterbridge. Ery. Yes, so we thought let's do it
again and this week we've gone rivers. What makes a
good river for you, Jerry? For me, this is a
good question. What's the criteria for great river?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I like braids myself, yep. I like swimming holes.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Oh that aren't often come to again.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I also like rapids. I like a clarity of water.
For example, the white can I can shove it up
its own as it's too brown. Although I have been
to the upper reaches of the Wakatu and beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
I like something that comes down from the mountains ideally.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Yeah the cold though when they come down from the
mountains they are cold. Am I would I prefer swimming
in a river over a beach.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
No, no, absolutely not no, okay, beach a beach every
day of the week.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
You got to look out for submerged logs.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
In my experience, you end up jumping into a into
a river and you've got to be very cute. You
just don't know what, especially with the slash around nowadays.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Min What was your love of slash around? What was
your local river when you were grown up and we
didn't have one? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
No, I grew up in Auckland and we had beaches
you see, so we didn't go to rivers.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Mess. You would have been up the Wymac for a
couple the parties.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, I took the White Mac for a couple of hones.
There's a good couple swimming holes on there as well.
That would last a couple of seasons and then they
get flooded out inevitably.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Yeah, always changing, isn't that That's the thing about a river?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yep, that's I mean they a beach to be honest,
but I reckon the White Mac would be up there.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah. What about you? Cold? Oh what why? Muketedy literally
means cold water. Yeah, ut, it means cold. There we go.
It is cold, very cold. But the other thing about
the Wye Mak is it's a million different rivers, you
know what I mean. You go to a different spot
and then be a swimming hole there, and then there's
not over there, and then there's a burned out car

(26:35):
here and everyone's doing drugs around it, and so that's
a real experience. Take me back, Yeah, I mean, obviously
where I grew up was in the middle of the there's
all the hydro electric schemes down there, so the rivers
have been damned and they create lakes which are kind
of half lake half river, yes, but a ton of
great swimming rivers around there. You're talking about your Dunstans. Yeah,
Dunstan's all all up the White Taki valley there.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, because that's a braided situation. The White Taki, I
take use a classic braide. And so you've got your
your pied stilts sitting in the middle, nesting in the
middle of the.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Braids at parts of it, certainly towards the mouth of
the river, yes, but further up where they've damned it,
you've got glorious, slow moving, crystal clear lakes around the
hydro electric dam so that those are quite nice for swimming.
As well.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Can I throw in as one of my suggestions, the
root Burn River, the root Burn River up there in
the southern Alps, on the root Burn Track.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I had a swim in there a few years back
when we walked the root Burn Yep.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Glorious river, beautiful clear water.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Did you get in it? Brisk?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I got right in it and I soaked it all in.
I felt the felt the goodness flowing through me.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
But small river. It was it was running hot. I
mean it was. It was not running home as freezing
com but it was. It was.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
It was swift. That's the word that I'm looking for.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Okay, So I reckon. We give us a call one
hundred cold, give us a text three four eight three.
We're going to compile a list of the top five
rivers in the country. We've outlined our criteria, so get
in touch. Let's not what yours. We've got one each.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
I'm going to patch onto your neck. Already a lot
of oat's coming in for the tukkie.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
And one for Washdike Creek.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
We're not running creeks. It's not stream.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
You're all out of creek crek.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
It's not a stream.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
Jerry in the night, the Hodaky breakfast.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
It's the top five, top five rivers this morning, and
give us a text three four eight three. I'll get
in touch on eight hundred Hodaki eight hundred four to
eight seven two five. We've outlaid our criteria for the
best rivers. Needs to be swimmable, needs to look good.
Address the smell. You're okay with a braid.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I don't mind a braid. I don't want too much
nitreat in my river.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Where do you stand on Dedimo?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Well, I often do stand on it, but you wouldn't
know you're doing it at the time.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Well, see much belign to Detimo. The rock's not you know,
it's there's a lot of smear campaigns out there against it,
but it does have its positives. For example, and the
river I would like to throw for consideration for the
top five rivers in New Zealand is the Clother River,
the Mighty Clither that runs from Wanaca all the way
down to Bellclother. It spills out into the ocean there,

(29:15):
but particularly at the top. You start from Wanica where
the river starts, twenty mutants, four inflatable poles one million
beers jump in there. Float from there down to Albert Town.
Then you've got to get a half naked taxi back
into town because you know any want to care anymore.
But that is absolutely delightful. And when you hop overboard
to relieve yourself and your feet drag along the rocks,

(29:39):
the Dedimo provides a glorious little carpet for your feet
to just slide down the clother river.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Okay, you do have to be very careful though, don't
you slippery slippery rocks with the demo.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Oh yeah, if you're climbing around on them. But when
you're flo ankle you can. But when you're floating down
on the side of an inflatable pool straight through about
four anglers recreational fishing spot and ruin with the packetdaris
and a click clat containers that doesn't get wet, then
the Deadimo can be beautiful on your feet. It's like
a nice little, soft, snotty carpet.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
So far, Interestingly, no votes for the tongue, which is
quite interesting. No, I'm very surprised about that. A lot
of love for Poloris ploris o poloris brew downs there.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah. Yeah, beautiful spot doesn't change because it's in between
rock solid valley or solid rock valley, crystal clear up
to fifteen meters deep in some areas, and apparently they
shot part of Lord of the Rings there.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Great camping ground, all right, great breeche to jump off.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Oh sounds like a second all the bottle? How anything's
going on any detmo?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Yeah, but I think yeah, I mon a bit of diddy.
Do you feel like we need any kind of West
Coast representation in this list? How do you feel about
Buller River?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
I've had some great times on the Buller. Went went
white water rafting on the Buller a few years ago
with the family.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
It was sensational and a bit of get voting on
the Buller as well.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
The bloody beautiful river and stayed at the Murchison Holiday
Park and they've got the old rope going into into
the river really fun and that's a that's a really
beau beautiful aspect.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Jerry. How do you feel about the Shotover.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I'm a fan of the Shotover, but brisk for me?
Yea queensin I said, that's not a swimming river.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Too cold, too rapid as well, you'd have to say,
hey boys, considering adding Pussy Stream to the list. Okay,
not aware of Pussy Stream, located near Hamna Springs in
the beautiful Southern Alps. It's as refreshing as the name suggests.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Something that's pussy adjacent though, for me was the Ring
of Tikie. Of course, that was where I went on
a on a school trip in sixth form and our
sixth form English teacher, Miss Watson, is getting changed by
the banks of the Ranger Tikie and we.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Got we got a lot. We we saw a lot
that day. We saw more than what we bargained for.
That's We've got Dan on the line. Good morning, Dan,
what's your what's your entry for the top five rivers
in New Zealand.

Speaker 9 (32:00):
Funnily enough, you guys actually mentioned that just as I
was about to take sident, so I thought I'll give
you a call. The Tonguerero River got to be one
of the best ones in the North Island. Talk us
through it each side yet nice blue water trout jumping around,
blue duck sliding around. It's just doesn't get any better
in the North Island.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
I've done a bit of whitewater rafting down on the
Tongue it is.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
It is bloody beautiful. You're right.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
The colors are beautiful and you've got one. One of
the great things about those North Island rivers is that
you get the heavy, dense bush on each side.

Speaker 9 (32:35):
Exactly a good spot for a bit of shoot too.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Okay, all right, Dan, thank you for that sedestion to
appreciate that thing.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
That it's going and there, Dan, thank you very much.
Hooker falls, someone's in there. I mean tough swimming spot.
I could only think of one person has done it.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
And I think the hooker falls theoretically are part of
the wakattle. I think that's the that's the head of
the because it comes out of Lake Topel.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Right, so you're not willing to put you hate thee No,
I don't like the white cattle.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Me.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
I know a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
You'll go swimming in the wak on the next thing
you know, there's a cow floating bikes.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Keep the ticks coming through. We're going to compile the
less of the top five rivers in the country. Up next.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Miss Watson. She was a redhead, wasn't she?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
She really was? And if there's rust on the roof
as stand bound below.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Measure Jerry and Mian Night the hot Archy Breakfast.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
It's the Furious.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
But yeah, let's squeeze another couple, and there's a couple
of ticks as the Mighty Motoda River automatically excluded after
Jerry's buffo with the people of Gore.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
High night trade levels in the Motoda, Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Wouldn't want to be swimming in them. The Kaytoona River
as lovely a features orkitdy Falls, trout Pool for Bombs,
and the Orchidy Cafe, bes Cafe and the Wider Bop.
We go to the phone lines where we find Josh
down south. Good morning, Josh. What's your entry for the
top five rivers in the Aren't?

Speaker 9 (34:02):
I thought I'd just nominate the.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Oh that's meandering its way through? Was that? Was that?
The leath? What goes through to need?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
The leath, the mighty leath loom large.

Speaker 10 (34:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Over my my university experience, I ended up in the
leath a couple of times, did you Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I can't imagine the leather be warm? Does that flood
the leaf occasionally?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Josh?

Speaker 9 (34:26):
Anymore?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Okay, No, I remember a storm come through. We had
floods and someone was surfing in the leath. What yeah? Wow?
Any experiences you're in Josh with the with the Leath River.

Speaker 9 (34:41):
Not no, really, other than just watching, I'm.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Just looking at it, just looking at It's a good
river to look at, Josh.

Speaker 9 (34:48):
Click click and dairy buds in there, and you know.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Great river.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Sometimes the rivers are just a good looking river. Nore
all that just a river to look at.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
What about the Ross Creek Reservoir? Are we adding reservoir?

Speaker 8 (35:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
I know that that's where I met heath Loss Virginity. No,
on the backs of the Ross Creek Reservoir. We're definitely
not putting that in there. And you wouldn't want to
be swimming or drinking out about it. After we fleck
the diamond there.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
I think there's a lot that you wouldn't want to
a lot of texts center around the Avon River and
on the Avon or out on there.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
You were just down in christ firstly, can I just
say that that's not a river.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
That's a stream, not a great swimming river.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Is it? Is it a river?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
If you like you're punting, yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Came for a plant you reckon? It's a stream. I
think it's a stream.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Okay, we're gonna I don't know if I call that
a River's going to get upset about that.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Is it a creek. It's a bit strong, it's a
bit bigger than a creek. I think it's a stream.
But it's called the Avon River. It feels like maybe
we have to close in the name.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
It's just called the Avon.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
It's definitely not called the Avon Creek, no or stream.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Okay, should we put the suck at a bit? I've
got it to be. I've tabulated the results and I
have the top five one, two, three, four five Coming
in At number five years Pellaris Bridge and the Marlborough
it's the pick of all the rivers. Fifteen met a
rocking rock jumping spots. Part of The Lord of the
Rings was shot there as well. And at number four.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Rootburn the Ruben's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
And at number three that ang a tick river, beautiful bush.
If there's rust on the roof, its down below, tell you.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
What you go.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I got more than I bargained for that afternoon in
nineteen ninety three, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
And at number two the Tongue Deedle River Bush trout
ducks beautiful.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
It is beautiful. That's a lovely river. We've got a
lot of rivers in New Zealand. We're a bloody country
of rivers.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Girt by river and at number one, the number one
river in the country, the Leath. The Leaf's coming at
one the Great River to flick durry butts into Great River.
To look at the Leath as your number one river
in the country. Go and make your Facebook article about that.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, a great result for the Leaf. That's the first
time the Leaf has ever been voted the best river.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
In Jerry and Leni the hod Ikey Breakfast, it's.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Time for the good news Tomato. As safe space to
self source and a world full of bad news, we
wanted a good news segment to fill your cap up
on a Friday morning. Good news Tomato. Was it Tomato?
Because I said we should do some good news tomorrow
and it auto corrected to tomato.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
That's what I was going to ask you about the tomato.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
And here we are. Yep, yep, just a classic auto
correct and then everyone lose it and so now it's
stuck as good news Tomato.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
It's been one of those weeks where good things have
happened in lots of different ways, and can I start
by saying that it was great some of my good news.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
A lot of it centered around golf. Yeah. I played
a few couple of rounds of golf this week.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
One was with you and I where we soundly beat
along with Charlie and Tom, the Big Show one by one.
But it was only nine holes and nine holes Ambrose,
it should have been by two, to be honest, we
should have sunk apart at the end. I should have
sunk that part that was about five feet.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
For we didn't know whether that was for the winner. Yeah,
that's weird.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
So there was that, and then I played yesterday and
there was some I had some good shots yesterday, and
then I'm playing again tomorrow, so I'm going to get
three rounds of well only nine holes, but three rounds
of golf.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
That is good news. That's a good week for me. Yeah.
Mine's in similar vein is that we beat the Big
Show Wednesday, and yeah, that's extended our holiday by a
day and has meant it's actually saved me two hundred
bucks on flights because the Thursday is that much cheaper
than the Friday. Let's go to the phones. I believe

(38:49):
we've got Patrese on the line. Good morning, Patrese, what's
your good news.

Speaker 10 (38:53):
Oh, I've got the biggest tomato news ever. Fly fishing today.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
You're going fly fishing today.

Speaker 10 (39:00):
We're going for a partner, Shane and I Shane.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
In the Patris. Where which river are you going on to?

Speaker 10 (39:07):
Now that's botty. Oh okay, you know what, I can't
be swayed with a prize or something, you know, like
I can tell you.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
What if steady the ship hat sitting run. There's also
some pins from the stationary cupboard. Without giving it away.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Could you give us region at least.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Patrece Absolutely, we cutted outland.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yeah, and without giving it away, just describe the sitting
for us.

Speaker 10 (39:39):
Oh, native bush, crystal clear gin, clear water. It's been
raining a few days, but this creek just she flows
out into the anger houa and clear pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
And right.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Well you've the junction there, you've you've you've saw than that. Yeah,
there's a.

Speaker 10 (40:02):
Wee bit of a trick. There is a wee bit
of a trick. So we've got.

Speaker 9 (40:04):
To get the boots on, Patrice.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Will it be assisted with any kind of editives or
will you just do it straight?

Speaker 10 (40:14):
There will be some editor us. He'll be edited.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Good on you, Patrise, I thought so yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, exactly, that's what I imagine.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
That's right. Enjoy your day out on the river fly fishing, Patrese,
good on your Patresse.

Speaker 10 (40:28):
Awesome, have a great day, go.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Samed you Patrise. A couple of texts coming through Fellas
just found out I'm pregnant with our second baby. Good
news for mum and dad. Toddler doesn't think so, congratulations.
And this one here just had an amazing fart. Good
news today tomorrow tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Jerry and Mini the holdy breakfast.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Time for the he did you beat this? Mastermind? Yesterday's
Mastermind topic was brains and Sarah, the scientist from Wellington
had a big one. She took away two hundred dollars.
She was good. She was the scientist from Wellington. Scientists
will do that. Today means we reset to fifty up
for grabs Jackpot's fifty dollars every day. We don't have
a winner. And since today today's Friday Top five topic

(41:07):
was Rivers, Today's master on One topic is also Rivers Day.
From Christ's working with the show, how are you morning,
Cherry Morning the night?

Speaker 10 (41:14):
How are you left?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Good? Looking forward to the weekend?

Speaker 9 (41:17):
Oh very much?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Got anything fun planned?

Speaker 10 (41:21):
Bit of a dinner out Saturday night with some friends.

Speaker 9 (41:25):
It's better.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, No, that's good. That's That's as much as you
want this time of year because you can, you can
quickly fill your calendar up with stuff you don't want
to be and then before you know, it's bloody January
and you're back at working in So yeah, I'm with you.
I'm trying to do as little as possible on the weekends.
Let's see how we go. Dave from christ Such, you're
a finance consultant. Have you whipped it into neutral? Cruising
down the hill to Christmas?

Speaker 9 (41:48):
Trying too?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
I guess finance consultancy doesn't. The market's never sleep, No, don't.

Speaker 9 (41:55):
The monster needs to be fed.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Oh, she's a hungry beast. They favorite river Raquaya probably
look at that beautiful river, terrible cherbul Town. All right, Dave,
you understand how this works. Five questions, get through right,
you win the money. It's as easy as that.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Let's go question number one for a day cross finance concern.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
What is New Zealand's longest river? Correct?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Which river is Manai's favorite river? Who is the lead
singer of the band Weezer? Which river slash stream flows
through cross Hurt City. What international day happens on the
fourth Sunday of every September.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
National Rivers Day? How would you know that day? Would?
Dave celebrates World River Day every year? Well done, Dave.
You this morning's how did you breakfast? Mastermind?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Thank you, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Congratulations. It's as easy as that. Another fifty dollars up
for grabs on the Monday. I think we got through
all of those. What did he miss one of them?
I think he did.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Rivers Como, who's the lead singer of the band Weezer,
Rivers Cuoma and your favorite?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah river? I wouldn't. It's probably not the Cluther River,
although that is what I suggested for the top five.
But anyway, he said the Hut River, and I think
we can all agree that's no one's favorite. It's got something. Actually,
I've spent some time on the banks of the Hut.
That's got something. The Hut.

Speaker 8 (43:31):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarkey Breakfast Jerry and Midnight the
hold Iarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Comedian Chris Parker joins us from the studio. Things for
coming in, Chris.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Good morning, I'm a bit I'll be honest, I'm a
bit tired.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
You've been overseas.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
I've been overseas. I was in Hobart quickly for like
two days, and then I was in Sydney, and I
just when I'm when I'm on the road, like it
all just falls out the window, like everything, every part
of myself where I look after myself just goes. Are
you like that in a hotel room by yourself?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Do you just turn into a rotten animal?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Well, Jerry was in a hotel room last week, and
we did discuss this a little bit, and yes, the
kind of rotten animal that.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Jerry was in your lipstirring, it's rumping his fingers together.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Mine of stuff, committed some horrific crimes.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
I know, I get it. I absolutely get you. Like
I might have a hot chocolate. It's two am. You know,
it's just crazy.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
That's not quote. We got to data usage warning from
the tech department from Jeremy's phone plant last week because
it was in hotels for the whole week.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Well, you're Chris Piker worried about your sleep hygiene. I've
never even heard anyone use the term sleep hygiene.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
But this is just another sort of thing that Millennials
have decided to ruin their lives by just sort of
being sort of hyper fasteadious about every corner of their life.
But sleep hygiene is another one that we're plaguing ourselves with.
And that's just the way that you go to sleep
every night, so that you know, you know you're reducing
the amount of blue life. It goes into your eyes.
The blue light is emitted off your phone, but you

(45:03):
can wear blue light glasses. We're just sort of resetting
the circadian rhythm, Jereffy. You're lowering the heart rate, lulling
ourselves into a sort of a deep coma so that
we can get a solid thirteen hours an.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yeah, And I find the easiest way to get to
sleep is think about all of the things that are
possibly going to keep you awake all the and then
just stress about it.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
What I what I was doing in Australia is just
I just scroll. You know when you just scroll that
like the scroll was beyond, Like you're scrolling like it's
a sport.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
It's so good.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
I'm trying to get to the bottom of something. I'm
trying to get to the underbelly of these apps. I
don't know what I'm looking for. But yeah, and it
never satiates or it never satisfies, and it's nothing new.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Is it.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
But it's just a slot machine, fully addicted.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
You just you're pulling that lever and you're just hoping
that the next one is going to be bingo, It's
going to be the real that makes you laugh and
you can finally put that thing down. It doesn't happen, though.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
It's always interesting when you go through your Instagram stories
and you get to a point where you go, jeesus,
I haven't got deep down to this person for a
long time. Yeah, I don't care about this person at all.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
What am I? Why am I?

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Here's all of those old friends from high school. We think, oh,
they've got kids, and that kid is thirteen years old. Yeah,
that's how long it's been.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
They're now going to the same high school I knew
her from.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, but we're in the ground you were saying before
that we're in the boots of the year.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Well that's what I'm aiming for, which is that amazing
time of the year between Christmas and New Year's where
you sort of lose sense of time and place. And
I've heard it be described as the sort of goos
of the year, that kind of bridging couple of days,
and it's an amazing feeling those days or the goochs
of the year, because you know, you fully relax and

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I sort of like to take that mentality and sort
of stretching itching. I would say, I'm stretching it from
kind of late October. I even completed a thousand piece puzzle.
You know, I'm going to say October twenty seventh, And
that's just good stretching, deviant behavior.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
As far as you can stretch a good not toob
a thousand piece back up here. Yeah, you puzzle.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
I've gotten into it, and a really I bought a puzzle, Matt,
I've got I'm a puzzler, and you know, is.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
That to keep the pets away while you're in the
middle of a puzzle.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Because a rescue His name is Michael and he's my husband.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
No, I you're saying, is a real animal.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
I've really gotten into it to the point so I've
finished my first thousand piece. I'm about to crack open
the battle of my second and I'm excited about it,
like I'm I thought of it when I was in Australia.
I just can't wait to get home to my puzzle.
I bought a nice new puzzle. We're talking sat and
finished what Because ever there is anything in life, there
is a community of people who have learned to extract

(47:45):
as much money from you as possible from that, you know,
from that enjoyment. So of course there's a big puzzle empire.
And then when you're in that puzzle empire, it's like, well,
you've got to buy these puzzles, and you know, is
your puzzle AI generated? And got to watch out for that.
And suddenly there's an underbelly of the puzzle world that
I hadn't even thought of. You know, there's puzzle rings,

(48:05):
there's you know, there's there's the black market of puzzles.
There's speed puzzling.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
I've seen speed puzzling.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
And I'm thinking, now that feels wrong.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Doesn't It doesn't it defeat The purpose of a puzzle
is to take your time and turn your brain off
for a couple of.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
Hours out there with the stop watch and sweatpants, hooning
through these puzzles.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Has anyone have any children ever been made over a
puzzle like I I wonder whether any relationships been formed.
Does anyone someone do a puzzle and go, jes look
I want.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
I would say the posture when doing a puzzle total
bona color. You know, like it's just your hump over,
You're you're eating like a bit of biscuit. There's biscuit
crumbs all over your chest like it's horrific. Your your
fingers are out like it's just it's not It doesn't
require a sort of no strong sexy stance, which is
sort of what I'm hoping to bring to the game

(49:04):
actually as a sort of sex appeal into into community
puzzling champs. You know, they don't know what they're waiting for.
I'm going to come in there and just blow the
roof off this place.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
I'm concerned. Stick around now, stick around. We'll find out
what's happening for you. Next, Chris, I believe that you're
involved in a comedy girl that's coming.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Up a live puzzle. I believe you get to watch
them put a puzzle together where the details of that.
Next is the Hiderarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Good Trick Parker, Jerry and Mini The Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Chris Parker is in with us at the moment. We're
just talking off here about the unusual hobbies that Chris
has had over the years.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
And I've really taken a good hard look at myself
this morning, you know, like, and I don't like what
I see because I the puzzle is one thing.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
You know.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
We were just said of saying like, I'm drawn to
these activities, that the communities that I find myself and uh,
you know, I would say we're kind of isolated outside.
And felting was another one. Emphasis on the felting, not felching,
but felting was another one, where that is, you know,
you got to need ale, you got some wool, and

(50:14):
you're creating crafts. And again I found myself building a
large audience of sort of crafting folks, and they don't
like to come out and support comedy because they want
to stay home and knit. They don't they don't like people.
They don't like people. Know, they want to stay home
and like make tea cozies. And I get that. And
so that was a tricky community I found myself. And
would you say that comedy, I mean that that industry

(50:37):
is filled with psycho path.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
You're totally right.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
But the felting community, like they obviously are puzzlers because
I imagine puzzlers don't.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Really like people that much either.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
I know, I feel like you don't puzzle as a community.
You puzzibly, well, unless you're joining those speed puzzle champs.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah, but even then, those people they don't like people. No,
I'm looking back further things that I know about you, chrisp.
You were in the ballet community as well.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Ballet boy, which is again a bellerina ballet boy, which
is you know, and also a very isolated member of
society because you'd be it'd be one boy, two hundred girls.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
You were mainly a lifter.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Lifting, yeah, podcast, yeah, and yeah, just constantly picking up girls,
and then all the appearance coming up being like at
the end of the concept being like, well you two
made a lovely couple, and being like, I don't think much.
I don't know if you could pick up on the
vibe between us. It was so like it's so weird

(51:42):
because it's like all the boys that did ballet were
obviously going to grow up to become like very confi
but yet like every ballet recited was like one prince,
two hundred princesses, who will the prince married? Like all
these stories we would do are like tale of like, yeah,
these really weird archaic tales of like a man falling

(52:03):
in love with a woman. I do think like as
an art form, it's it's known to have gay in
Like you think about Swan Lake, Like that's the tale
of a young man who like the parents want him
to marry a woman and then he's like, nah, I
want to marry that swan you know, And that's the
tale of a gay man.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah, were there any straight I mean, obviously you're you're
you're younger, so you're probably not going to know at
that age.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
But they're like, oh, look, I'm going to say statistically well,
and I don't want to make any sort of like
dangerous assumptions here, but I'm going to say around ninety
ninety eight.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
No, maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
I think a straight man would give himself away in
a ballet class a bit too quickly get out. But
it's higher an equestrian.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
You're enticed too, It's what it's.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
High of an equestrian for males.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
Yeah, I would, oh yeah, I would definitely say so
A question does that bring in a large gay huge
because I guess you're on that's horses.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
It's an equestrian. That's quite that's is that the one
where the horses are dancing.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Well, equestrian incorporates that you might have dresses.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
That's dress tressage.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
That's sort of I've been trying to find a version
of dressage because I know that it's the horses. But
I'm like, you know, when you see something, you're like, well,
that's that's my that's my skill set. You'd be great
just walking with flair, you'd be amazing at dress You're
you're you're a big unit. I think I have to

(53:30):
go soon because I feel like I need to sit
up New Zealand human dressage champs.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
But they've got the hobby horsing. Have you've seen that?

Speaker 5 (53:37):
That's not that's not That's not what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about twenty gay men on a field walking
with flourish and pizzazz. Oh okay, sometimes backwards, sometimes forward,
sometimes to the side. Don't you think I've absolutely got
that skill set? Like that's what I've been born to do.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Clearly is that not a marching band.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
No, you've got instruments. This is just the art of
walking into a room and everyone going wow, you know,
he did that backwards, but it felt like he was
going forward.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
I always feel like the music and dressage as well,
and I've watched a bit over the years dressage and
the music is piped in. It seems like from North
Korea or something weird classical music, but you can't quite hear.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
It's got a slight kind of military essence to it.
But thinking no at wartime, No Horse is sort of
trotting in sideways like, yes.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
I think it's a PF.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Yeah, I mean I'm going to I'm going to believe
you on that.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yeah, you're cooking this, Barbie Jerry, you tell us.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
So. Chris, you've got the best Christmas comedy showing ooth
coming up.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
You're hosting it?

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Hell yeah, tonight? Actually is it tonight? I think it's
actually tonight. This is one of those sort of last
minute ditched ef It's to be like maybe the Hodegchy
people want to come along Sky City. You know what
better place to spend Christmas? Go watch some comedy hit
the casino is what I like to say. We've got
a line up on some of the best comedy is

(55:09):
a great lineup. Larry Brindley, Stint Courtney Dawson, myself, James Master,
Paul Williams. I know, like, come on now, your son,
we're all going to be there. It's a fundraiser for
the New Zealand Comedy Trust as well, which is you know,
they they run the Comedy Festival. They create systems and

(55:30):
programs for comedians to flourish. You know, they'll be doing
Chris Parker's human Dressage inevitably next year they'll.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Be funding that. They'll be well, they're doing it.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
You'd have to say that they are doing a good
job because New Zealand comedy at a very strong place.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Absolutely. Yeah, it's so funny, isn't it, Like in New
Zealand New zeal Kiwi's relationship to comedies like oh I
hote New zeal But then when we're overseas, we actually
punched weight above our weight, and I'm like, I do
wish sometimes that the people, the haters could see us
over there and see what we're kind of pulling off.
Because I'll tell you what, you love what's over there
thinks what a crazy accent? And then they just laughing

(56:07):
and laughing and laughing. You know, we don't have to
do much out there and they just love us. But
over here, I'll tell you what. Oh zeal one thing
isn't it?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
But it's fine?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Okay, So tonight Sky City Theater. Rarely is you said,
James rest week yourself. Yeah, Paul Williams. Heaps of people
go and grab what are you going to do?

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Stay home and do a puzzle? Morons socialized felting.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Hopefully the felting community turn up in numbers. Chris Parker, thank.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
You so much for coming in having me. Very nice
to have you.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
And a Mary Gouchmith to you all.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Jerry and Midnight the hold I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
It's good to have Chris Parker in the studio. Well,
stretching the goods, you know what. I'm on stretching the
goods too. I reckon my good starts today. Guys in
on that my goo. I'm son mcgooch. I told you
this in a week. Yeah, that's right, in a week
and then you've got the tider gooch I do. I've
got a bit to do before then, but also after that.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Every night it's a Friday, yeah, and I'm putting the
foot down for the last two weeks of the year.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
This year, I've decided to I got a bet on
the tank. You're putting it back and gear.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
I'm putting no work wise, no party wise.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yes, I'm in.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Full neutral, but party season is it.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I'm going to put the foot down this year, going
to put the hammer down in closing.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Yeah, got a couple of years of my forties left
and I'm putting the foot down for those last.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Couple of years. Show you guys the way to see you.
Guys want to see it, We'll take us out. I'm
going to bring it. Bring it. I'm going to bring it.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Like what about Monday night? Take men out, an eye
out for it for a night.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
You don't want to see me on a Monday night.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Bring it. I'll bring it.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Will bring it Wellington next week.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Okay, so you're not going to be able to but
the week after to bring it.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Bring it, Jerry in the.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Night breakfast if you later sport headlines, thanks export alter
to be for here and you have defeated the New
Zealand Men three to two and Hockey's sultan Asland Shark
Cup in Malaysia. Black Sticks went two nil down in
the third quarter but equalized through goals to George Baker.
New Zealand had been awarded a penalty corner. This is brutal,

(58:19):
but pressure on the umpire saw the decision overturned.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Black Sticks need to beat.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Belgium tomorrow to remain in contention for the gold medal match.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
You can't just complain when you lose and then overturn
a penalty, you know what I mean. You've just got
to take if you lose. I don't think you should
be complaining about the way that you lost and saying
that someone may have cheated or you know what I mean.
It was just I'm just saying, just if you ever
lose it something like, particularly if you lose three times

(58:50):
in a row over the course of a calendar year,
there's nothing like, don't also throw away your dignity by
them complaining about it. Oh yeah, absolutely, And that's what
I think the Indian hockey team have done.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
That expect I see what you're saying there. I expect
the larger scale Commonwealth Games if New Zealand hosts the
twenty thirty four edition. That's the call from n zc's
Team Services Director Ryan Archibald, with an expression of interest
made to bring the event back to the country for
the first time since nineteen ninety. I've heard about this
expression of interest and there's talk about it just being

(59:23):
the whole country.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
So rather than just saying Okay.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
It's Auckland, or it's christ Church or it's well Wellington's
not going to host it, ye Dunedin or Team Arou
that it's the whole country.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Yeah, that makes sense when the country is small, I
can get around. Also, that means we don't have to
like we can use all of the facilities across the country.
We don't have to build anything new. It okay, if
we don't have to build anything new, it's probably quite good.
I think what we've just discussed in our level of
enthusiasm is about what it sounds like the level of

(59:57):
enthusiasm that our official bid has been. Ah, oh yeah,
well I think we're not going to build anything new
for it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
It's just a weird I think, because it's because everything's
that we're just stopping spending money at the moment. Nobody's
building anything because we've got no money. So then turn
around and go, right, we're going to host this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
It's kind of like inviting the neighbors around for a
big party when you've and you've got no money, yeah,
you know, and then going and putting it on the
credit card.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
They're trying to impress people that are face saving your
recond Yeah, trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Say that oh no, we're going well, well, we're going
real well at the moment, and we're not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Also, do we care about the Commonwealth Games?

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Really? What do you need?

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
You need a track, you need a pull pill and
you need a couple of sports fields, some roads to
bike on, some roads to bike on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
I think we've got all these. Have we got mets
for the high jump? Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Where's our pool that? Oh, we've got some good pools.
Christ it has got the new pool company. I mean
christ would probably with all the new facilities that they've
got going on, it's probably been the city that's probably
in the top contention.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Yeah. Well you could even add I'm scared of races
around Hagley Park into that, so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Could introduced punting isn't down the avon or punting isn't
sports bidding?

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
No, No, punting down the avon as a common game
sports combined the two you can bid on it. Grace,
you know, smoothness of pace.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Chat, appropriate level of chat with the punters, how you
were you had on the site.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Supercars organizers are gearing up for a high stakes finale
as the championship heads into its final weekend. They're preparing
for one of the closest season endings in years, with
multiple drivers in contention as the title goes on the line.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
In Adelaide Campus, just text through on three four eight three.
He's got a spare room. If we're short on accommodation
for the common I suppose we could. Yeah, we could
run a bullet situation billoting.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
That would be so newsy and wouldn't people just dossing
down on couches.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
We'll get Usain Bolt stand at our place for the
way he's out there for the common one that been
loving that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:55):
Jerry and the hot Key Breakfast, Jerry and Mini the
hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Oh you Shann from Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Oh you're a fan of Shann.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Jerry's done a little bit of research into Love Island,
something that I know that both me and Mesh's been
watching Zoe Out and Studio B as well. It's one
of those things where every year my missus fires up
the Love Island. It's one of those trashy reality TV shows,
they put a bunch of hot singles in a big
brother type environment, film them and tempt them with each
other and watch all the carnage that happens. And every

(01:02:29):
year when the starts up, I'm like, oh God, we're
gonna watch this again. But then by episode five because
and I don't sit down and watch it, and then
you're walking through into the kitchen and then you're like, well,
why she upset? She did the same thing to him
three weeks ago, you know, and now all of a
sudden you sucked into it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
It was also a time as well where there was
just one season a year, Jerry, and that was far
more I don't know, palatable, because you could just there
was it would go throughout winter here and Indians, so
you can just kind of sink in and watch an
ow Tellia David. Now there's a UK one, this All
Star one, there's an Aussie one. So there's just love
a little year round. And right now we're in the
Aussie season.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Ye, so now I can see we're in the Aussie season.
One of the one of the interesting one of the
interesting things that goes on when you watch these shows
with your partner is that it splits up a lot
of relationship questions in your own thing because you're sitting
on the couch. And then you'll see these two have
a falling out, so true, and then your missus will go,
what do you think about that? And you go, well,

(01:03:26):
he's just not validating her feelings and that's why she's upset.
It's actually got nothing to do with what they're arguing about.
It's about something else and they're just on different pages
that way. And she goes, oh, Sarah, where that kind
of stuff? Eh? And so I find you know, it
can it can cause a real rift if you're having
these discussions with your partner on the couch. So I
actually just text Finn's misses and have a yarn to
her about.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
She was saying, you guys were having a yarn last
night about it. A couple of Kiwis have just entered
the midday.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
And so I asked. So I asked her, I said,
what do you think about the they call them bombshells
Drew when they bring in a new new one two keywis?
I said, what do you think about the bomb shells?
And she goes, we know how I feel about Kiwi
Bombshells last year. Then made the mistake of admitting which
one of the cast members he found the most attractive. No,
and it was I got asked, so I answered, that

(01:04:17):
is a fish hook.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
That is a giant fish hook with a big piece
of bloody mullet on it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
You don't know, And apparently there was a wrong answer
and he gave it to Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
No, And it still is causing issues in my own well.
And apparently the reason for it was that since she
was she too was a key with the lady. Yes,
that was too close to home and that was too realistic, right, so,
I mean, which is a massive compliment to me. Yeah,
I had any chance with this woman because he.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Was well in your situation and what happens when when
Gabby comes on screen, because I'm I'm just having a
look at Gabby here from the Gold Coast, and I
know you, and when I know about you, I'm just
there's something.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
There's something about Gabby that you might like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I'm not sure what it is, but she looks just
sort of your cup of tea.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Look. I've only got eyes for one woman, Jerry, as
we all know. And it's a birthday today and a
big Happy Birthday to it. So I'm not going to
get embroiled in this.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Who are you? I mean, this is not really appropriate,
but you're having a look through the cast members that
are currently in the Who taking your fancy?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
You're quite deep in the I don't know, because I
need to. I need to for me to understand who
I liked. I need to hear a person talk and
I need to see them move. And I do know,
I seriously do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
No, you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
I'm of a different generation, missie. You know, we were
a generation that grew up on real interactions with Here
we go, we meeting people, talking to people, getting to
know people t shirt, going face to face, how they feel,
how they smell, how they walk, how they act, you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Know, as you guys just it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Yeah, flick flack, I know how you work exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
I'll tell you what You've been pretty look on my
Instagram feed. You've been pretty deep into your research I have.
Yana's not bad, is she? Yanna is lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
She's a plumber from Sydney.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
She's she Well, that's I mean, that's interesting in itself.
I know about complicated relationship with the X.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
By the way, Yeah, okay, I was watching this last
year with my fifteen year old daughter.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Oh my, and that is not a good open.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
No, you don't think so, But I tell you what
it actually is, because there's a lot of lessons. You
can watch people and you go, it's great because you
see someone in direct with someone, you go, that's silly, way.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Yeah, that's he's only doing that's blah blah blah. Yes,
there's actually a lot of lessons to.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Learn, and a fun hack for you jury that I've
learned is if you feel a little bit uncomfortable addressing
something with the person you're watching it with, just text
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Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Welcome to the studio acc here g Laane.

Speaker 11 (01:07:11):
Hey, I've heard you guys talking a lot about putting
it in neutral, you know, coasting down the hill like
I've known you, Jeremy now thirty years now thirty years
a long time. Wow, And I haven't known years for long,
but I feel like I have. You guys have had
it in neutral since you both left the womb. So
don't you go we're talking about here that you're checking

(01:07:31):
in neutral. Now you are too.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
You have been the clutching and neutral for a number
of years.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Neutral.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
I think there'll be a lot of people out there
whill agree with us. That's a good way to go
about things.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
We discussed this halfway through the year that in fact
we had enough momentum up that instead of putting it
in neutral, we could leave it in gear and just
roll down the hill, because that actually uses less fuel
than being in neutral, because when you're in neutral, it
uses fuel to idle, but when you're in gear, the
wheels actually turned the engine, which you list.

Speaker 11 (01:08:00):
I tell you what you don't do, turn the engine off,
because then the steering wheel locks and you're in all
sorts of trouble when you come to a corner.

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
I found out the hard way about that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Yeah, yeah, sort a friend of mine who decided to
do that down his hill and then try and swing
into his driveway straight into the fence.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:08:14):
Also, I wouldn't advise if someone says to you, can
you cross your legs and cross your arms and still
drive your car?

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
Drove it through the garage door.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Who suggested that, especially when.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
You're trying to win to a Garrett knowing you Lena,
I reckon. It was suggested as I bet you can't.
That was it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Yeah, there was definitely it was the sport on this week.

Speaker 11 (01:08:35):
No rugby's over, thank god, Blacks the next week on
the Yeah, it is a bit of Formula one going
on the Cata Grand Prix, which some of the most
bortiz is a gizzing about, ye because the strap on
is he's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Apparently, it's all it's all wide open. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:08:52):
Well, thanks to Netflix and Liberty and Media who engineered
a disqualification of both McLaren drivers last weekend, they've managed
to engineer a greend stand finish in Katar in Abu.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Dhabi because it is the end of the season.

Speaker 11 (01:09:03):
Yes, that's two races, so this one's the Katar and
then the following week is but also in Abu Dubby
is also this final of the Sale Grand Prix, which
New Zealand is vying for the big race where the
top three who qualify race for two million dollars first
prize when it takes all. So there you riches riches,

(01:09:23):
richest cash.

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
Prize and in sailing, is that right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:09:27):
Interesting is the sailing, isn't it, Because no one really
talking about America's Cup, are they?

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
When it is?

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
No none key is anymore because the America's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Cup is competed for in courtrooms. It's not competed on
the water. It's just litigation and then someone when someone
loses and they go back to court gear. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 11 (01:09:44):
And they seem to be copying most of the things
that sale GP are doing right now in terms of
making the boats smaller, more comparable, so they're the same.
It kind of sounds like SELGP doing a bit more
of a circuit on it, getting more people involved, kind
of sounds like SALGP.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
I've always said that, you know, because the home team
for the America's Cup is to decide the format and
the a lot of the stuff around the boats, like
what kind of boat it could be. We should just
go walker Amma when we win it. Because I reckon,
I reckon Switzerland are beating us at a waker Ama race.
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Is it something to do with the fact if you
go America's Cup versus sol GP, is that some of
the I mean, Larry Allison's behind sal GP and Russell
Coots probably two of the smartest people in world sport.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Yes, and then they're up against adults. Yep, who's doing
the America's.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
Cup and he's hammering away in the Missionary.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
So it's got something to do with how much resources
being thrown at something and how much thoughts being put
into it.

Speaker 11 (01:10:41):
And yeah, there there, and they are committed to it,
big Big Larry and Russell Coots are committed to the
sale GP and they want to make it succeed. And
when you've got a billionaire saying I want to make
it succeed.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
You go to court.

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
Tends to happen. It tends to happen.

Speaker 11 (01:10:54):
Also, the bit of footy on Phoenix playing this weekend
orkn THEFC have got another home game on Sunday afternoon
as well. That's still top of the table there, but
building up to the Big Doobie. The Big Doobie was
just happening in a.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Couple of weeks. Next weekend, where's that one?

Speaker 6 (01:11:08):
It's in Auckland and Oakland f C will be hosting
the Phoenix.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
And how the Phoenix going in terms of how many
games they have won versus how many games Auckland f C.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
One And it's polar opposites.

Speaker 11 (01:11:18):
Unfortunately, it's a faun el at the moment, isn't It
could be staring down the barrel of one of those years.
They've got a huge, huge complex over the Auckland f C.
At the moment that they need to, they need to
snap out of it, otherwise they could be facing a
couple of years of just humiliation.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
I can see why they'd be upset. But we've had
a football team here for years. None none of he
is talking about it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:38):
None of you talked about it, and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
The first time you care about it, you're against us.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
But I did like that billboard that Auckland f C
took out at the Wellington Airport and it just said
Ellington and it said we're taking the wh.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
We're taking the w bock on gil Hey.

Speaker 11 (01:11:53):
I just can say I have been on a heater
with this Taby huncht on the Hedeky Breakfast two weeks
in a row. I've hit which got pot up to
eleven hundred dollars which we're giving away. It's on Facebook
right now on the radio Hoodaki you can win a
share of that eleven lots of one hundred dollars cash
go straight into your TB account.

Speaker 6 (01:12:09):
Thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 11 (01:12:11):
And this week my hunch, I'm going full Formula one
and I'm going the strap On to win. I'm going
Isaac Hadja, which is Liam Lawson's teammate, to be in
the points finished so in the top ten, and Kimmie Antonelli,
the young Mensades driver, to be on the podium. That's
paying fifteen bucks. That one returned fourteen hundred, so that one,
that's pretty juicy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
We're on somewhat of a winning streak ourselves. The TB
that pays actually paid last week just went.

Speaker 11 (01:12:37):
I did look at that, yeah, when it was fairly weak.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Oh yeah, he won about a dollar fifteen. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:12:44):
Yeah, you pricked two of the favorites. I think you
picked the All Blacks to win and the Black Caps
to win. Yeah, both paying like a dollar.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Two Australia and Australia England. Yeah, and you know what
Lane they did this week. This week I've gone back
to the well. I'm on Cameroon to beat Libya and
the Fever qualifiers and basketball they're paying a dollar in
one yep.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
And I'm going New Zealand to beat Weisterondy's in the Test.

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
You make dollar forty five, you make you both make
me sick.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
We just we just need to get it ot. We're
gonna win. We're gonna win.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Thanks very much for coming in acc hit g Lane.
Have a lovely weekend this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
We'll be back.

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