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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Jerry and the Naya.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
They are on fire.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh thanking bag show Ah the Singing Twins. Welcome along
to the Hidarchy Breakfast, Wednesday, the third of December twenty
twenty five. My name's Jeremy Wells. Is my nice joet.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Welcome back into the studio, Jeremy Wells. How does it feel?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Mate? So good? So different?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Everything's everything's changed since you were last here. There's a
coffee cup and left on the table there. And interestingly
and excitingly, Jerry, the whiteboard's back in action out in
the office. You'll be happy about that.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I can see that. I had to look at that
on the way out. Looks like the scribblings of a
mad person on that whiteboard. That's welcome. The only one
that thinks that I just wrote a whole lot of words,
a lot of crazy words. Looks like someone's had a
someone's had a brain I would say a brain storm,
but it doesn't look like that. It looks like someone's
(01:00):
brain's exploded and just sort of gone all over the whiteboard.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, but they are so for anyone that's listening, there's
a whiteboard out in our office, and these stand up
meetings happen, and then all of the notes get taken
from that meeting directly onto a whiteboard at watchpoint, and
it's wiped off and never to be seen again. And
you're right, it's not so much a brainstorm as they've
taken the ideas gun and shut themselves through the temple
against the whiteboard. Very jaff k of it. Yeah, theyfkd
(01:25):
their ideas all over the whiteboard.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's written in blood. The strangest start of it anyway,
Lovely to be here, big show coming up this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
We will earn and read it next. We won't put
you through that.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Jerry and the night the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You've been out on the road. Jerry went down to
Wellington on Sunday. You got back yesterday straight into work
and essentially home last night. Did your family do anything
lovely for you to welcome you home?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No, my family have been away. Toulsey took my daughter,
my fifteen year old daughter and seven friends down to
down to Paranoui for a few days.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
How did eight fifteen year olds go? They are they
do they mostly look after themselves?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Is there a bit of drama or no? There was
no drama. Apparently they did look after themselves TOEZSI said
at one stage there was they were sitting around in
the bunk rome looking at their phones and shit. That
point said right, all of you getting out of the beach,
you must go down to the beach. You will need
to leave all of your phones here, and you need
to go down there for two hours. I don't want
to see you back here in two hours. And they
look very disappointed. I'm just double checking. So they've all
(02:36):
finished school? Yeah, wow, they done it? Started to send
the I mean they finished school a week ago. Yeah, okay,
they I actually feel like they finished school about a
month ago.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah. In CA they performed.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, well they don't do it at their school. So
they don't do in CA level one, right, they only
do level two and three because I think the theory
is very few people leave school with that qualification, so
there's no real point in hammering at home, right, wouldn't
you need it to get the second one? On the
these other inca adjason, It's pretty confusing. I've got to
(03:10):
say it all in the first week. Yeah, it was
a parent. You're learning a whole new system.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Though, I know, and as a child you're using that
to pull it over, pull the wall over your parent's eyes.
All the time. I was doing that because we had
like fake exams halfway through the year, and so you
had like fake exam leave as well. So then you'd
tell Mama, I'm going to go into school today, but
actually you just buggering off for the day. That's good
and he actually didn't have to be at school.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, it was a lot simpler in my time. You know,
they just had school see six one certificate and the
imbursary and it was at the end of the year,
and it was apart from six one, which was internally
assisted completely that the bursary in school see was all
just exam with like maybe a ten or fifteen percent
component from internal assessment. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Well that's the thing with NCA is our motto at
school was aimed for a resubmit. So resubmit was essentially fail,
but you got a second chance. And so they would fail,
you put all the marks and for why you failed.
Then you could be like oh right, okay, well to
do that that that, and then it's like, yeah, you've
passed with the lowest possible mark. Wow, which is good enough. Okay,
you know what I mean. So yeah, aim for a resubmit.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Was that matter? Yeah? Well yesterday I got home. So
we got home last night, and before i'd left on Sunday,
my thirteen year old son was going to school. He
goes to boarding school, so he was he was waiting.
I had to go and catch a plane. Tulsi had
already taken the forty five thousand fifteen year old girls
down to Parnoi, so she'd hide a van by the
(04:34):
way to do that. Wow, she hired a van. Only
found a bit about that last night, so she'd hide
the van. Sneakily hide a van. And she ran a
school camp. I was running a school camp. Yeah, she was,
and huge speakery by the nase that she cooked up
at They ate for like three days and then so
she was gone. I had to leave on the plane
(04:55):
in the afternoon on Sunday to get down to Wellington,
and I left my son at home by himself. He's
been picked up by some friends and they'll take him
to school. And the dog was at home, so I
left the back doors open, right, said to my son,
who was playing computer games at the time. Now take
those headphones off. Well, I tell you what you need
to do. You need to make sure that you lock
up the house. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. He's like, yep, yep, yep. Yeah.
(05:16):
I was like, you're not listening to my how he goes, No,
I am lock up.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
The house, the house shut the back door.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That's always concerning when they repeat it back to you.
In my experience, that means that they haven't listened.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
It's not gone on. They're just regurgitated.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
It's not gone on. Anyway, last night I arrived home
and Telsea hadn't arrived back yet, and I walked down
the door and sure, I thought to himself, I wonder
if those back doors will have been sure and so
the ranch side is fully open.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Just in the same position you lifted in two days.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Prior, exactly the same, exactly the same, And so I thought, well,
that's good that nobody's stolen anything. Yeah, that's I'm quite
happy about that. Then I then went to sleep. That
was all fine, went to sleep last night and at
about oh eleven o'clock probably got woken up by the
first mosquito and then at about got a bit sleeping in.
(06:03):
About quarter to twelve, the second wave of mosquitos came through,
and I've thinking about it. I'm like, oh my god,
those doors have been happened for three days and muggy conditions.
There will be a swarm of mosquitos inside this house.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Now, it would have been a light somewhere, he would
have gone out and lift the pantry cup it open
with a little light on or something.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
That's exactly what happened to I know the exact weekend
his head. He's been on the game the entire time
and then just gone out to the kitchen for a
feed whenever he needed, and then gone back in and
got back on the game.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I was just munched to bits last night by mosquitos,
and I was trying to work out, what's the bit
stretchy here. I've got one sheet, so I put the
sheet over my head and just sleep underneath. The sheet
was incredibly muggy. They were still buzzing around my ears.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I've got a couple of mosquito theories. I've got a
I my missage gets lit up by mosquitos and they
never touched me, and I think it's my horrible diet.
So I think if you got through a pack of
Marble Reads and maybe a boxy Expert Ultras today, then
your blood would be so unappealing to mosquitoes that they'd
leave you alone, just like Tussia.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm willing to try that. Yeah, I'm totally willing. I
was smacking my face and yeah I was doing that
because you don't know where they can how far away
when they when they because when you hear them, how
far away.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Are they are inside my ear? Is what I feel like.
But you're like, I don't know, but they could be
on the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I never know where they are exactly. I always think
that they I feel like they're about when you see
a meters away from my face.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
We need rude Beck on the line again.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
What are they And apparently it's it's carbon dioxide, So
that's what they're attracted to.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well, would you breathing out of all the time?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, So that's why they come to you in the dark.
They know where the carbon dix sid and that's what
attracts them to the thing that they need to go
along and then bite because they know that you're a mammal.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Maybe day smoke, could you sketch that maybe you could
just sleep with the daury and then it stopped them.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm going to raid the entire house when I get
home later on this afternoon. I'm going through with the
more team, like those two people that used to walk
through the airplane and the nineteen eighties and came back
from Australia. It's me. It'll probably die.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
It's time for the history of yesterday, Today, tomorrow, Timarus.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
It Michael Jordan. On this day, which is, by the way,
the third of December twenty twenty five and nineteen ninety two,
the first ever SMS was sent, Do you want to
have a quick?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Do you have a quick?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Guess at what it said?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You up?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
No, didn't say you up? Ruder? Are you up?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I was also going to go with you up.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
You up? They came, They came a lot longer. No,
it said Merry Christmas. That's the first evident I remember.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
The first text I got. I was like, wow, Yeah.
Neck Dwire used to be on Max TV. Neck d
Wire was DFM friend of mine, broadcast Nick Dwire. He
he sent me a text. I was like, well, look
at this thing.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
What did it say?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You up?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I can't remember what it said, but I replied, and
then I was like, oh this is was in caps? Yeah,
and I was like, this is this seems I thought
of himself, winting, you just give me a cool yeah,
And then a while it took a while to come
around to the whole text.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Idea faxing my cell phone? So when did at what
age did you get your first cell phone?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I got my first cell phone in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
How old were you at that time?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Twenty? Yeah, nineteen twenty.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
And what were you because back in those days, nineteen
ninety what did you say?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Seven?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
That was your peak year, wasn't it?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Ninety ninety seven? What a big year for me?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Because were you still basically ringing your mate's landlines at
their flat to see if their home?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah he run ahead landline.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah, I remember those days. You would. I remember being
around like my dad's friends place or whatever, and they
just have one landline in the hallway and it would
ring and then someone of they is Warren the yeah,
sweet dog good w Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
So yeah it was punishing. The big thing was I'm
pretty sure that cell phones during peak times. Yeah, like
they had a peak time calling and then they had
a non peak time. I'm pretty sure it was two
dollars sixty nine a minute. Is that sounds cool?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
That's expensive, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I mean I was sixty nine a minute. Yeah, to
make of course, so you talk for you talk for
ten twenty there was a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
God, yeah, that's ridiculous. You don't you dare call over
season and I, oh no, No.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Texts were a dollar. I think texts were a dollar
twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
See when I remember that, well, I got my first
self texts two thousand and I feel like they were
forty cents.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Then maybe in case because ten dollar texts scary meant
that you paid ten bucks and he was there was
a ten dollar text offer that was on and you
paid ten bucks a month and you had unlimited amount
of tecks.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I mean that was whoa dude I was on. I
was on Boost Boost Mobile Monster texts hooked up we
want it Now, and you got two thousand ticks a month.
But there were girls in my class. We're at a
Catholic schools. They had one pop on the celt and
so they would just have their hand in their pocket
and they'd be staring at you, at it, this distinct stare.
(11:06):
And it's because they were texting the whole time, because
back then it was t nine texts. You'd have to
push the button, you'd have to put seven four times,
and they could get through their two thousand texts in
a week easy, just texting, texting a boy texting her
girlfriend about how annoying the boy's reply was to blasto
two thousand, What a skill boost? And then you run
(11:27):
out of run out of texts, I'll jump on hi,
miss in.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
They made so much money out of texts because they
didn't cost they didn't actually cost them anything.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
No, it's still the days for telcos and they're still
making money off them. In nineteen ninety four, the PS
one launched What was your favorite PS one game? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
the original Tony Hawk, Oh Tony Hawk, Teken Teken Yeah.
I was a taken two kid, yep, taking to hey,
(11:56):
Hachi was my main character.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
What about you? What was your favorite? And a lom
of rugby.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I wouldn't like to be at the bottom of that.
It's important to get quick possession here. They don't build
him like that. Anymore going in like a wildcat, digs
like a demented more there Wilson down at the bottom,
Brooke Mertons. That's a disappointing clearance.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Craig disappointed with that kick.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Who's that guy came in all the time, disappoint He
just came in with a really low level comment.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Craig, dude. I spent my entire childhood just perfecting the
R one was fend or bump off And whenever whenever
the computer kicked off to you, it would always kicked
to Craig dude, and you just bash the bumper button
and you could basically fend off a whole forward peck.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Why so big, Well, because he was the titular character.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
He was enormous and if you I think if he
won the World Cup or something, you could unlock a
full team of Jonas and then you can play with
the whole Jonanty man. That was hard to deal with. Um,
there's another thing, and they were going to skip over it.
Born on this day Ozzy Osborne of Ozzy Osborne fame.
(13:10):
He shares birthday with Brendan Fraser of the Mummy fame.
Also in that Whale movie you've seen that no no,
neither of this has big come back to Hollywood. Man,
the Mummy movies loomed large of my childhood.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I love Fraser. Sounds like someone that works in the
accounts department at work. John chat to Brand Fraser about that.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I think we sacked them. And that is the history
of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Summer for a Wednesday, the third
of December twenty twenty five, Jerry.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
And Midnight, The Hohdarchy Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight, The Hodarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
So imagine you're a meteorologist and your name's all over
an article called a Summer of Two Personalities. You're probably
going to have a reasonably busy work explaining exactly what
all that means. Please welcome to the Hidarckey Breakfast. Principal
scientist of forecasting for NIWA, Chris Brandolino press.
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Oh Kyotaka, good morning, and Niwa formerly New was just
like the artist formerly known as Prince Earth Sciences, New Zealand,
speaking of two personalities where one now or another.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, it must have been tempting to talk about a
bipolar summer. Chris with the with the win upon and there.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Yeah, yeah, look it does it does look like there
will be sort of two themes emerging for parts of
the country for the summer season. And keep in mind,
you know you're listening to this, you're in your car,
you're on a way to work or whatever. This is
not a weather forecast. This is you know, this is
a kind of a theme outlook. So we're trying to
let people know what themes will be. And it looks like,
(14:43):
you know, first of all, today's going to be an
active day. Whetherwhy so today will be let's push aside today,
but there will be showers, thunderstorms, and symbols could be
quite nasty. So stay on top of the forecast with
Met Service because there could be some pretty impactful weather
across the country. But once that weather ship off to
our east, starting later this week, we're gonna shift into
(15:04):
a regime or a pattern this first personality where the
weather is pretty dry, particularly for the North Island, and
that will likely mean things dry out quickly. We have
to watch for dryness and drought and that will likely
be a pretty consistent theme for much of December. Once
we get pasted today doesn't mean it won't rain again.
(15:25):
It just simply means it's probably gonna be less than
what is typical. And this time of the year, the
days are long, the sun is strong, and we tend
to strip out a lot of moisture from the ground
because of that strong sun. And look, guys, like any budget,
if you're spending more than you're making, you go in deficit.
So if we're taking out more water from the ground
because of the sun or agricultural purposes or whatever, but
we're not putting enough back in, you know, from rain,
(15:47):
therein lies a potential problem.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
The Jerry positive of theory the other day that the
rising temperature, particularly with the same means more water coming
off the same means more rain dumped over the lands.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Ere yeah, well said, yeah, exactly. So. So one of
the things we do, and I'll circle back to the
to the commet more specifically, when we make these long
range outlooks for the next three months, these themes, we're
trying to identify the climate driver. Basically, who's at the
steering wheeled mother Natre's car, And there's three of them
(16:18):
right now. We have La Nina, which is something that
happens in the tropical Pacific. We'll circle back to that
in a second. We have this thing over the south
pole we talked about called the Sudthern stratospheric warming event.
That's been a factor. That's another climate driver. And then
the third are our seats and because we're an island nation,
our air temperatures are closely joined at the hip with
(16:40):
our sea temperatures. And we have marine heat wave status
right now. Marine heat wave. Yeah, it's just a yeah,
I know, it's a technical term. Basically, it means five
at least five consecutive days where the surface temperature of
the water of the ocean getting a little nerdy. Here
is in the ninetieth percentile, meaning ninety percent of the
(17:00):
times it wouldn't be this high. And we're talking ocean
temperatures three four five degrees above average for early December,
and that will have an upward influence on air temperatures.
And going back to your original comment, we got there,
thanks for bearing with me. More water vapor in the air,
so more water vapor, and water vapor's fuel for rain.
So we do have to watch out for these big
(17:22):
rain events. And that's the second part of the personality.
As we transition probably into January, tough to say when
that pivot point will happen. Early probably mid January. Ish,
give me some wiggle room here, Linina is going to
become the more I guess influential climate driver. So our
winds with li Ninia typically we get less west winds
(17:44):
west or northwest something of that vein, and we get
more east to northeast winds. We think that transition to
a different airflow pattern will likely happen sometime in January.
And when our airflow changes, so does our rainfall pattern change.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay, so this is the sound good for upper parts
of the Upper North Island, probably dry for eastern parts
of the of the North Island, and then again dryer
on the on the well, the South Island is sort
of something slightly different, but I imagine reasonably reasonably or
dryer on the western side. But tell me, Chris brandlin A,
(18:20):
is it possible that despite all of these things, because
of the way that the weather works, it still just
might happen to be good? Still?
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Well, I think it'll be a good summer. It depends
on your perspective. Look, if you're a holiday maker, I
think we'll find ample opportunity to be outside and enjoy
the outdoors, especially in December with that dry weather. It
will be not so much dry for those listening or
holiday and say over at Fjordland or maybe Southland going
to the national parks, there will likely be some wetness
(18:53):
for the first next few weeks of December, but they
too should turn dry later in December. But if you're
a farmer, you rely on tank water things of that nature,
you know, too much dryness is not a good thing.
And now we'll have a different impact. But look, we
think the Upper North Island, So Bay a plenty, Auckland, Northland,
core Mandel very likely about a two to three chance
(19:14):
to have temperatures above average for the summer season. It
doesn't mean every single day is gonna be warmer than usual,
It just means that'll be the theme. So humidity, warm nights,
running the fans. If you got the air con, you'll
be turning that on, probably paying more for your electric
bill if you're spinning the you know the meter with
the air conditioner. And for other areas of the country,
I think dryness areas that had dryness last summer will
(19:37):
have to be watching for dryness again this summer. So
that's Tetanaki, the Western and Lower North Island, and eventually
Interior and lower portions of the South Island. We're gonna
have to watch for dryness and those big rain events.
We have to watch for that particularly second half of summer,
because once our airflow comes from the east to northeast,
that may bring down that really juicy air that is
(19:58):
the fuel for the heavy rain.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Like that juice year, that's fuel for the heavy rain.
Chris Brandolino were a nerd. Thank you so much for
your time this morning. Always lovely to chat.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
All right, So dry but wet a in the latter
half warm at the beach is what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I took away that it's going to be warmer, wetter, trier,
and colder. Thank god.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
I mention of when Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Christmas coming up and just under twenty three days.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Are you startling revelation from Jerremy Wells this morning that
he already knows what he wants for Christmas and it's
not something that he asks.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
For every year.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I am of their persuasion, Jerry, that I ask for
the same People always ask me what I want for Christmas,
and people.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Ask you everyone, but they want for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
It's not uniquely special to me, but I give the
same answer every single time. And I'm like a box
of beer where we are right in the middle of summer.
It's a really easy gift to get me. It's something
when you open the fridge and there's a beer that
you didn't pay for you, Oh right, what I'm firing
up the barbie and there's a week Oh that's right,
I got that box of beers. I'll ever be able
(21:07):
and you are easy to buy here eating away for
a holiday. That's right, there's a wee beer. But the
problem is nobody wants to buy you that because, like
particularly your partner, because what happens is they people get asked,
oh what did you get so and so what did
you get your partner? You know, would you get some
what'd you get your body? They don't ever want to
go I got it in my box of beer. You
(21:28):
know it doesn't sound good?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, like me with my cleaning utensils. I mean I
for a long time is just getting cleaning utensils. Famously,
for my birthday, once got Shirley my my mop and
it's not really mop. Actually it's kind of a broom,
but it's a room that you walk around, so it's.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
A wide broom designed for a basketball court.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
So can I hear that? Are you playing the background?
I thought I thought I had gotten Christmas Carol shell shock.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Today. I was in the Wellington Airport and they were
even playing Christmas Carols and Wellington Airport. Yeah, like that
was freaky. Not only are they playing it, but then
they had a special Christmas tree celebration going on where
they had over thirty Christmas trees decorated by different people
in the terminal and they were playing Mariah Carey.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Does it get any worse?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I thought? I thought it myself. I didn't sign up
for this without going to an airport, Thanks very much.
I get it if you go into a retail store
this time of.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Year, yep, and then you churn it in for the
sweet relief of radio hodak In we're playing it. But anyway,
you've decided what you wanted for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I've worked it out. I would like a silk kimono,
thank you. Yep, a silk kimono. It was actually inspired
by Jason Hoyt a while back. I we're talking to
Jason Hoot on the radio and he was describing getting
up in the morning and having himself a Diarry yep
(22:56):
and a cup of coffee and a silk kimona sitting
there in the sunshine.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I wonder how porch, How does silk go with dairy smoke?
I reckon, I hold onto it pretty well.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You're right, because how does it go getting warped? It
doesn't know being washed? Does it? Silk?
Speaker 8 (23:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yeah, that's a good point, very breathable. But I was
going to say, what is the occasion for a silk kimona?
When do you check that on?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Well, it's a summer kimono because I've got a winter
one which is toweling.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Okay, so that's when you get out of the shower.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Which I bought a while back, which I wear quite
a lot because I sleep in nude. So for me,
I've got the I've got the toweling robe on the
back of the door, which is just probably you know,
two meters away from me when I get up in
the morning. Yeah, so you can get that on before
I embarrass the kids too much about one in round
node right, happily wander round node. Yeah, but the concern
(23:40):
I don't love it anymore in their teenage years, and
so I whack that tailing one. But in the summer,
it just gets a bit sweety, It gets a bit
in the muggy Auckland temperatures, it just gets a bit sweaty.
And I was thinking, what's the most breathable thing you
could possibly get? And I thought, ha, I know, silk silkimona,
but churns out very hard to find because I've been
on the and I'll be getting that silk kimono for
(24:01):
myself and buying it myself and then gifting it to myself. Yep,
right right the way that we're going, our family might
toss his name on it. Yeah, we make ourselves, we
get ourselves gifts and actually really really hard to find.
Turns out this none well.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Not a big market for it. I just again, I
don't know when, Like I've never been on an occasion
walking around my house, right, I've been like, just need
a we kimona. Or the only time I ever put
one of those bathrobes on is when I'm at a hotel,
just for the novelty factor of putting one on because
it's there.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, will you try having your your kids friends over? Yeah,
and if you're a nude sleeper, yeah then all of
a sudden if you have to get up in the
middle of the night, Yeah, you've got to be you're
up on charges. Yeah, so first wall, eliminate some charges.
I see it as a three hundred dollars investment. That
(24:51):
means that I might have to would otherwise go to
legal fees for a lawrence. Powerful but hard to find
men's sal boho kimonos because you just.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Get a tall woman's one.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Perhaps sizings all out the whack as well, hard to find.
If anyone knows where I can get one, please three
for eight three Jerry and.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Midnight the hold I keep breakfast.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Just before we were talking about the fact that Jerry
wants a kimono for Christmas. We've had a bunch of
ticks through on three four eight three. One of them says,
give me Christmas carols over incubus. Someone else said, take
a trip to China on the work credit card to
(25:36):
get one. Someone else in Japan. Someone else said, Jerry,
I have three silk kimonos. Go check your local op shops.
They are a treasure trow.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yes, I imagine that is the case. You've got to
do a lot of shopping, and this time of the year.
I'm trying not to go shopping if I possibly can,
you get caught in surprise traffic jams around Auckland's terrible.
Trying to from now until Christmas is just awful Auckland.
And also I'm not sure how I feel about wearing
dead men's kimonos, only because I get sent from viewers
(26:09):
of seven Sharp their dead husband's ties. I've told you
about this before I get boxes of tires. I reckon
I've got I don't know, fifty sixty ties that what
happens is people's husbands die, and then that are viewers
of seven Sharp, and then they've got these beautiful ties
that they spent lots of money on and no one
wears them anymore, and so they think, oh, Jeremy wears
(26:30):
a tie on seven Sharp. I watch him every night,
and so it's a really nice thought, like it's a
beautiful thought. It is, and for one person I have,
but for five hundred people to have that, it's weird.
How many people do it to me? And so I've
become a victim of receiving dead people's ties, dead men's tires,
and really interesting ones like the people who were parts
(26:51):
of bowling bowling clubs. And I remember this one that's
the Apple and pier Board. Someone obviously worked for the Apple,
Someone's husband not for the epple and people. It's like
an Apple and peerboard tie with the Apple and ap
B or something on that. It's pretty cool. But they
smell a certain way. You can smell that. You can
smell the death on them. Hahabaj. But I imagine you'd really
(27:12):
be able to smell the death and those and those
kimonos from dead people.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
A couple of tics. I've got a satin Davenport Daffy
Duck robe you can have, Jiz, would you settle for
a satin robe of kimona?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I want satin.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
And here's the answer to all of your Christmas prayers.
There is a kimono store in Penrose.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I've heard about the store. It's just the same one
that someone says this is the best place authentic Japanese
kimono in Auckland. You're welcome, Asia Gallery Kimono and Poorium.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Are we taking a trip to the kimono and Purium?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I reckon he'd be great inn kimona.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I would be resplendent in a kimona.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Maybe it's starting to move out of our uniforms here
and thento kimonos.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
I think we might have to hear Jerry in the
night they breakfast.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
So a couple of weeks ago we came across a
guy called bb malloy on the Socials. Have a listen
to this Rosa.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
Par I bet you can't. I bet you're wrong. There's
me and Murray Weggel, Murray Weggel and Kylie Minogue, Kylie
Minogue and Sir Paul McCartney. There is Sir Paul McCartney,
and that is Muhammad Ali. There is Mhammad Ali giving
Rosa Parks a peck on the cheek wholesome.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
So there it is. What would what Bibe malloy does
is he goes back and tries to find separate like
sex degrees of separation, so basically the least amount of
people it takes you to get from you to a
famous person in the history and using photos, but photos,
and they've got to be actual photos of people with
other people, not AI photos or composition photos, things that
(28:39):
have been camped together.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, and he joins us on the show This morning
morning mate, how are you getting on?
Speaker 8 (28:44):
Yeah? Good mate, good the weather down here in the
worded upper is gloomy for a New Zealand summer. But
you know what else can we expect?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Don't worry, that'll turn around. We just talked to Chris
Brandolina from formerly of Neewhere Hirigans. It's going to be
hot and dry anyway, mate. I so you came across
my feed last week the six degrees of separation thing.
You've done a bunch of these, As we said before
we did run with Jerry. I figured Jerry's been in
so many photos of famous people it'll be easy to
get from one to the other. But it was a
(29:11):
great idea we had to try for ourselves. Where did
you get the idea from? So?
Speaker 8 (29:16):
I doom scrolling through tech talk as one does, and
came across a guy over in the States called Wesley
Baker who has one photo with Michael Frenzies, who's like
an ex crime boss over at Italian crime dude who
turned his life around and went and did a bunch
of public speaking tours and stuff. And he's got photos
of Obamara and yadayada YadA. So this guy had one
(29:36):
photo and people were challenging him, and I was like,
I've taken a photo with a couple of different people,
you know, like Murray from the Weggeles or Peter Jackson
or whatever. Hard be that hard? And then so I
started doing it and it blew up straight away.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
So who do you reckon has been the What are
some of the famous people that you've managed to get
to within six degrees of separation?
Speaker 8 (29:57):
So, I mean some of the some of the most
requested ones people are Abraham Lincoln and he was assassinated
back in eighteen sixty three, so, like it said, it's
quite a jump to get back that fast. Oh, there
was a little bunch of serial killers who don't really
like having their photo taken.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, I imagine, BB serial killers are quite difficult. I
mean Hitler's probably Hitler's pretty easy to get to because
a lot of people have their photo taken with them,
but serial killers, generally before they become serial killers are
not famous. So and then when they are on trial,
there's a lot of photos of them, but they're not
always with people. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (30:38):
Yeah, so that I got really lucky. David Farrier, who
I'm sure you both know, did a Netflix series called
The Dark Tourist, Yes, and he managed to sit down
in one of his episodes of a lady called Wendy
Petrickis who was the attorney for Jeffrey Darma. So him
going to I think he went to film school with
(30:59):
Taiker White's and Piker is a very not a good friend,
but a friend with my wild music teacher Warren Maxwell,
formerly of Trinity Little Boshman. So it kind of it
kind of Yeah, it's easy enough once you sort of
take a step back and look at what you know.
The possibilities are.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, I found so when we did Hitler last week
and Surprise Prize, I only took about four steps. I
found the I found the shortcutters. The quicker you can
get to Queen Elizabeth. The easier it is because she
had such a long rain and is in so many
photos with so many people. Are there any shortcuts you
like to use to try and get back to different people?
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Guy Williams Williams and it sounds it does sound really odd,
but Guy is one of the one of my little
cheat codes, and the reason being is because when he
was doing stuff with Jonaan Ben, they were making him
do like red carpet interviews and.
Speaker 10 (31:49):
Things like that.
Speaker 8 (31:49):
So when he did Anchorman two when he did the
Red Carpet frank Man two. He's got an interview with
every single member of the cast.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Which the hub guy Williams is the hub.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Yeah, and it's like, because obviously Peter Jackson's a nice
it will go to as well being as famous as
his but you know, being a public facing figure as
well as one of those things where if you put
videos online and people sense a trend or their sense
that you're being disingenuous, they will call you out. And yeah,
(32:21):
I've had to restrict the words Peter and Jackson from
the comments of my videos because otherwise people just roast
me for it.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Right, So this is the thing. It's a little bit
easier for well, for me because Jerry's been in so
many photos of so many different people. But I guess
a two part question, if you could who's the hardest
one you've had to do, and then if you could
set one for us to do by the end of
the show, if I can get from Jerry to some
other person by the end of the show.
Speaker 8 (32:49):
Okay, So the hardest one I've ever had to do
is Bonnie and Clyde, because I had to go through
a like a local one time radio show that someone
just so happened to take a picture of where Bonnie's
sister was being interviewed by a guy who did a
like a local TV spot with I think it was
(33:11):
Shirley Temple, but it was like a one shot from
both of them. So that research just it almost killed me.
But we're here, We're still here. But Bonnie and Clyde
was the hardest one I've done. That was that was
in my little notebook of connections for god maybe two years.
A nice little challenge for Jerry. I reckon, should.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
We try Bonnie and Clyde? Know we we know, we
know how to get there?
Speaker 8 (33:40):
Yeah, I reckon, let's just go with Judy galland let's.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Go with Yep? Was it of Oz former former child
star and then went on to be a massive speed
addict later on life, wasn't itohol ok me to Judy
Garland bbe all right, we'll give We'll give.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
That a go al as BB Milloy, thank you very
much for joining us. Go and follow him on Instagram
tektok rev you can find him.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Cheers Back Jerry and Midnight, The Hiarchy Breakfast, ChIL The
Hidicky Breakfast Mastermind.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was the Caribbean. The Caribbean and being
the teacher from Napier. The peer who used to have
nightmares about giant lot bulls chasing him took away the
prize at the last second.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
So today, were you make that noise? None? In my book?
Don't you make that noise? Mini?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
It was the bomb had already gone off, you know
what I mean? It wasn't a buzzer. People the people spoken.
Who am I argue? So now he won fifty huck,
which means today we're back up to fifty huck four grabs.
And since we're going to be talking about cod browns
and a Hawk's Bay pull after eight, today's Mastermind topic
is hawks Bay.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
His kind from Wellington Morning Connor, Welcome to the.
Speaker 10 (35:01):
Show, morning chaps.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
How are we good? You're a Christmas tree delivery driver?
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Yeah, a bit of a stomach dig you.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Are you erecting those trees for people as well?
Speaker 10 (35:11):
Connor?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Are you just doing them to their door.
Speaker 10 (35:13):
Yeah, into the houses and the offices and erecting them, yeah,
as you say, and.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Will you take that thing away when it's done with?
Speaker 7 (35:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (35:22):
Yeah, yeah, that's a that's a service we offered.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh, Connor, so, how much of people paying for that service?
If you don't mind me asking?
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Connor, So, it's.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
About and eighty bucks for a six foot tree?
Speaker 7 (35:34):
Yeah, get erected in your home.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yes, and you'll take that away for that as well.
Speaker 10 (35:40):
I think that might be an extra charge, maybe maybe
city bucks something.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
It's worth it because I imagine when you take it
into people's homes kind of you make sure that you're
not spilling any pine needles anywhere.
Speaker 10 (35:52):
Oh no, mate, I leave a bit of a trail.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yeah, the officers are welling and then you know where
I've been.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Mate, I've heard that about He's Handsome's way through Wellington.
You know how this works? Do are you kind of
forty five seconds? Five questions? You just got to get
three correct capacity any time you're going to pass past quickly.
If we started up, you win, all right? All right?
First question for Conna. The Christmas tree delivery drive from Wellington.
Petitungua Street is the main street of which Hawk's Bay
(36:20):
City Blacksmia No. What famous statue was stolen from Marine
Parade in Napier in two thousand and five.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
The yellow one no.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
State Highway five joins Hawks Bay to what major town? Oh,
James gisbon No. The Marti name for the Hawk's Bay
region is timato Omawi. What is the English translation the
Hawks Bay? No? What major event happened in Napier in
(36:56):
nineteen thirty one? Oh? Who knows? Head a Tonga street
as the main street and much they were difficult? Ruder, Yeah,
they were difficult.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Also they were not a bad shout. The Mouldi name
for the Hawks Bay region is this? What is the
English name? And man it does follow that that would
translate back into haalks. But major of it happened in
April in nineteen thirty one.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Okay, well that one not so hard. That was the
earthquake State Highway five joins Hawks made of what major
down topel? I mean, who's going to know that? I
know that I'm good on my roots and I don't
even know that the NAPA road. Jerry, what famous statue
was stolen from Marine Parade and Nates in two thousand
and five? You don't know that? Party of the reef
(37:40):
come on under pressure anyway? Thanks Connor, bad luck, Sorry
for you. It was hard on you there on. That
was bullshit.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
If you think you can do as well as Connor
stolen alight. Make sure you give us a call. We
subjected him to all of that. Make sure you give
us a call tomorrow. Another fifty bucks up for.
Speaker 6 (38:01):
Jerry and Mni the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mini
the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
So a Hastings pool complex wants a public education campaign
about the challenge of dealing with Code Browns after being
forced to clean up nearly twenty Code browns in the
past six months. Damn he called out a spit of
code browns. Weren't you. The hawks Bay Regional Aquatic Center
took to social media to tell users we need to
(38:29):
talk about the rising Code Browns and one man who
is all over the situation, hawks Bay Today reported Jack
Riddell joins us on the line. Now, gooday Jack, how
are you?
Speaker 10 (38:38):
Heah good, Jerry very well?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 10 (38:40):
Give him and I how are you boys?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Doing good? Thank you mate? What the hell is going
on in hawks Bay?
Speaker 10 (38:46):
Oh? Well, a lot of things, but to do with
the Code Browns? Well, basically this hawks Bay Regional Aquatics Center,
it's got a classic Olympic pool, you know, one of
the best in the country. If I so much solf.
Thanks to us, it's got a twenty five training flash
learns a swim pool. And I think the main thing
here is a lot of these parents we're dropping their
kids off to learn to swim pool and not putting
(39:08):
the aquanappies I think they're called or taking them to
the toilet beforehand. So these children were then relieving themselves
in this pool.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Okay, so do we know Jack that it's just children
that are relieving themselves in the pool. Have any offenders
actually been singled out?
Speaker 10 (39:25):
No offenders have been singled out, but we can't confirm
if it is just children. However, you know a lot
of people use that pool a large range of ages,
and I think sometimes as we get older, our balloon night,
if you will, it gets a bit loose and maybe
there's been a tough seat past the keeper.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Well, there's also a pressure differential thing in water, you
know what I mean? Once it starts, it just doesn't stop.
What happens when there's a code brown in a pool?
Like how hard is it to clean that out? Do
you have to shut that whole pool down? Do they
have to drain it? What happens?
Speaker 10 (39:59):
No, they don't have to train it but they do
have to shut down and they basically do a huvy cleaning,
so they throw in lots of flooring and basically make
sure that then they have to check the levels and things,
and that comes at quite a big cost. And that's
what led this Hawkes Bay original aquatic to go to
social media and stay, hey guys, it's costing a heap
(40:19):
of money here. Need to figure out something to do.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, we're talking to Jack Riddell. He is the Code
Brown reporter and Hasten.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Oh, he's not the Code Brown reporter, but he is.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
He is. I mean in this instance, Jack, do you
know exactly how they fish it out? Is there a
because that's the first thing you got to do. I
imagine you've got to you got to fish the bloody
thing out.
Speaker 10 (40:43):
Yes, that's correct, Jeremy. So they would fish it out
and dispose of the vomits or fecal matter.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Oh hold on, hold on, Jack, hold on, are we
code code brown? What that also includes vomit?
Speaker 10 (40:57):
Yes, that's correct, Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
I would have thought this was just fecal that's interesting.
Speaker 10 (41:01):
No, no, And it's not people putting picnic bars in
the pool and walking away. It is the real deal,
so to speak.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
That would be even harder because at least with well
particularly you're assuming a high fiber diet. But you'd be
able to scoop that out with a net. But the vomit,
I mean that, how do you how do you fix that?
Speaker 10 (41:20):
I didn't get into specifics with the manager, but yes,
basically kind of the same thing. Scoop out as much
as you can and then head it with the chemicals.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah. I kind of feel like Jack, it's almost like
the same thing that they're for oil spills. It these
situations need something, some kind of thing that isolates it
because I imagine there's varying degrees of Code Brown aspect
of viscosity, and so for some they'll be much harder
(41:50):
to contain. How long is the pool out of action
for when they do have a Code Brown.
Speaker 10 (41:54):
It varies really, so it depends on the severity of
the incident. You know, if it's a really big it
could be several hours. You know, if it's a little
bit smaller, could be quick than about half an hour.
But yeah, the team over there at Hawks Bay Regional
Aquatics going to do a great job. Actually, you know,
they're just sick of doing it.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Yeah, no, and that's completely fair enough. Jack. You're plugged
in in the local community. Has this been a message
well received by Hawks Bay locals.
Speaker 10 (42:20):
There's been a few snickers, a few lasts, and a
few what the het, But no, everyone's on board and
understands about not pulling a vomiting.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
In the pull.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yeah. We'll keep us abreast of any developing situations and
the Code Brown debarcle down there in hawks Bay.
Speaker 10 (42:34):
Oh, we'll do it, pleasure boys.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Thanks Jack. That's Jack Riddell, the Code Brown reporter for
the Hastings well, the Hastings region I suppose, and the
multimillion dollar Hawks Bay Regional Aquatics and they're having problems
with the Code browns. Twenty yeah, twenty in the last
wee while. That is a lot to me.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Jerry in the Night the Holarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
We're looking to try and connect the dots between myself
and Judy Garland through photographic evidence.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
That's right, I did about seven forty. If you missed it,
go back and listen to the podcast we had on
BB molloy, who was the originator of the six degrees
of separation challenge that we've seen. He's done all sorts,
he said, Bonnie and Clyde was the hardest one because
of course criminals, they don't really take photos with people.
Last week we got from you to Hitler in about
(43:25):
four degrees of separation. We found that the cheat code
was Queen Elizabeth the second Yes, And so I set
myself a challenge today of not using Queen Elizabeth. I
actually set myself a couple of challenges and found it
a little bit too hard. But I have managed to
get from you back to Judy Garland.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
You have been beavering away. Oh this is your happy place? Yeah,
that is it is, isn't it? Yeah? This and sitting
on the couch drinking gambling the two happy places.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
You know, what if I could have a beer in
my hand while I'm doing this, you one hundred dollars
that I could do it in six or less. I
think we're about there. We're about there, maybe Shane warn
highlights in the background. I've done it in one to
three degrees of separation. What Yeah, So I set myself
a challenge of going through a couple of various different people.
(44:18):
I got stuck at tam and Parlor at one point.
That didn't work. I got stuck on Precious mckensie at
one point that didn't work.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Precious mckinsie.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
I don't think i've met Precious m This is the
thing with this challenge is you get stuck it. It's
quite a fun thing to try at home, but you
get stuck down different dead ends. Where I've managed to
get to is I have worked backwards from you, Jeremy,
and I wanted to start with someone text her on
three four eighty three and I surely you could use
(44:45):
Courtney Love now, yes, but because of the way so
this You interviewed Courtney Love back in nineteen ninety nine, yep,
for a big day out.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
I found the footage of that.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
The problem is it's a two shot where you're sitting
opposite her and interviewing her. There is no photo, and
back in the day you didn't stand up and take
a selfie.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Definitely no selfies.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
So the only I'm going to have to take a
screenshot of that where you're ashing a cigarette and you
can see the side of her head.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
It's only was I smoking during that? Yes, you were?
Speaker 3 (45:13):
This is the only future.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Wow, this is it's not effort.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
This is the only photo I can find of you
and her other than that, you're on separate shots. So
I've got the side of her head, but we all
know you're in the same room. We were definitely in
the same room, and the other footage exists. I mean,
I don't want to have to watch that interview myself
because now to help me.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
But I'm sure there is a shot of the tour.
I'm sure there's a wide shot.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
There is, but the wide shot from your angle is
the back of your head. The wide shot from her
is the side of her head. That's the best we
can do. I think we can all agree that works.
We know it's her, Yeah, Courtney Love, yep. From Courtney Love.
I have found a photo of Courtney Love and Liza Minelli. Yes,
who is the daughter of, Yes, Judy Galland I'm going
to photo of Judy Gallant and Liza Minelli. So four bang,
(45:56):
bang boom, four photos? Is that even?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Three?
Speaker 3 (46:00):
It's you and Courtney Love, It's Courtney Love and Liza Manellian,
It's Liza Minelli and Judy Gallants.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Three photos.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
That's three. Now, interestingly, I can also get to Epstein
in three You and Jack Tamer yep, Jack Tam and
Donald Trump, Yes, Donald Trump, and It'stead.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
That's a little that's a little bonus one for you.
Thank God, thanks for playing. Oh all right, I can
come back into the room mentally now I'm here.
Speaker 4 (46:25):
Jerry and Mian Night the Hdiarchy Breakfast, Yeah, dinner lives.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
A game where we named five well known people and
you have to tell us whether they are did or alive.
It was devised by veteran tv Z camera operator Dave
Pierce on the way to interview lou Vincent I eight hundred.
I had hundred fourty eight seven. That's the number to
call I forgot.
Speaker 3 (46:49):
To sell us it for calls before you did, so
give us a call. Now the lines are open. We're
going to take the first two people one hundred bucks
up for grabs for the winner.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Good morning, How are we talking to get a neck?
How are you going?
Speaker 10 (47:03):
Oh so good?
Speaker 7 (47:04):
Jerry?
Speaker 10 (47:05):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (47:06):
Are you calling in from? Nick?
Speaker 10 (47:08):
Christ?
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Christ?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Any rain? Any rain there this morning? Nick? Are we
going to get a full days play in the test match?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (47:16):
Hope for the best, good stuff?
Speaker 3 (47:18):
Do you want to try your buzzer? It's your name.
Speaker 10 (47:22):
Nick.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Let's go to Sam, who's the manager of a bakery.
Morning Sam. Hello Sam, also from christ Church. Have you
got more information on the weather than what? Neckhead? You're
running a dial up mode and what the hell?
Speaker 7 (47:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (47:42):
Look, we're back in time down here. We're still running
two g good.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Stuff, all right? Can you test your buzzer please, Sam?
Speaker 8 (47:49):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, it seems to be working.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
You don't want to use your modem for your buzzer.
Speaker 7 (47:55):
I'm worried Mom might place the call and interrupt it.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
You might run out of data.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah that's true. Okay, So it's Nick versus Sam. One
hundred dollars up for grabs. First person British act, the
best known for playing Chewbacca in the Star Wars films,
Peter Mayhew Dinner alive Nick Nick Peter Mayhew is, Yes,
he died in twenty nineteen, age seventy four. Good start
(48:20):
for you. You guys want an update on the score,
just please?
Speaker 3 (48:22):
Yeah? One Neil to neck.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Good work man, Okay. Person two also nine by his
stage beside it, that's the Demon bass player, co leader
singer for the band Cass. Jeene Simmons is Sam Sam.
Jean Simmons is he did. Let's go to Nick Gene
Simmons is a. Yes he is. He's seventy six years old,
(48:44):
Sam having away there running a lot of polaroids at
the end of his bed. Hold on.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Turn now, game point, Come on, Sam, Sam, you got
to come back here.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Born as Joan Marie Laura, popular female w w F
wrestler at the turn of the century. Chain did he Sam?
China is Yes, he died in twenty sixteen, age forty six.
That's gone too soon.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
Yeah, I don't love Yes, she died. And then clem sorry,
I'm excited for Sam for it to be alive the game.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Sorry good not China?
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Yes, RP all right, so the schools minigah Yes are
two points to Nick Wonder Sam, I think he's hanging
in there as Sam English act, the best known for
his role as Mike Baldwin and Coronation Street.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Johnny Briggs Did her alive?
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Sam?
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Johnny Briggs says.
Speaker 10 (49:30):
I've got no idea, so we're going to call this
one dead.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yes, he's dead, age five.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
All comes down to this neck versus Sam. Who's gonna
take it out? Death or alive? American hip hop artist, songwriter,
producer who helped popularize West Coast hipop during the nineties.
Warren J. Did Warren J. Warren G's alive alright, he's
fifty five years old.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
He's the man who popularized the name Warren again.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
That G funk sound.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Congratulations, Neck, you've won, bloody brilliant Jerry and Mini the
hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
That is tripping, Push Push and a great way to
start the day. The lead singer of Posh Push joins
us in the studio. Now, Mike Hevc, welcome.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
A long think the match next Family sixteen.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
So nice to see thirty four thirty four years ago,
that song, same ages and nice Stuart.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
That song ninety one?
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (50:26):
So? I wasn't gonna say that, Jerry.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
So that's quite an interesting thing. That's weird. Yeah, well
I bet it's I mean a bit, it's weird for you?
It is weird? Is it weird to listen? Is it
weird to listen?
Speaker 2 (50:41):
I kind of enjoy listening to it more because there's
time progresses, you know, like and you get you get
an idea of that it actually really and I'm not
saying this to be a wank up, just but you
actually get an idea of how really genuinely means for
something to people. Yeah, like it really really pinpoints a
moment in their lives that they really loved and that's
a really sort of humbling and flattering place to be.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
You know, Does it weird you out that I'm walking
around so so.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
That's the way you walk?
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Point that was gonna be my next point. It's half lope,
that's stuff that's three around these hips. Does it weird
do out that you and your friends from school who
got to get informed a band and wrote the song.
You sat down at a moment in time and worked out,
constructed the sound, and you recorded it and then it's
(51:34):
gone into my head. And there are all these New
Zealanders walking around and there's eight of them. I mean,
there's millions of New Zealanders walking around with that sound
in their head. They've got those words in their head
that you came up, but you exist in their head
and this particular those sounds. Does that ever weird you out?
And they and they have they own that in their
own mind, but it was it was your thing that
(51:57):
you gave to them. Does that ever weird you out?
Speaker 3 (51:59):
Yeah? Totally?
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Like as I was telling you guys off here before
I went to Suicidal Tendencies and Metallica and Tall last week.
Tall not so much because I was sitting down, great show,
they what a great show, but especially especially Metallica a
lot now, A lot of people coming up and just
giving some giving lots of love about that, just that
that sort of thing, you know what I mean? Like
(52:21):
and then just off next vision it was cool man,
And it's like, it's like, because there's so many songs
that do that for me and to be I know
how much those songs mean to me and that it
means that much people and that.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
That's that's weird.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
It's weird because we write as you know, we wrote
that song about probably eighteen twenty minutes as it sounds today, yeah,
which is kind of you know, not so it sounds
like we're so braggy, but writing the other ones did you.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
But you were a believer though I imagine that the
songs are out there. I become a.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
Believer in the last sort of five or ten years
that you're almost gifted because songwriting itself, you forget as
a songwriter, you forget that some people can't haven't got
no ideas how to write a song, no idea, what's
we ever had to even start writing song. And I
don't know how I know how to do it, but
I kind of feel like it's it's it's gifted to
you in some weird way. And luckily Billy Corgan thinks
(53:15):
the same thing, so it makes me called something.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
Yeah, I'd like to throw myself into that trim it
as well. I feel like it's it's like a lightning
strike and if your antienas up when that lightning strikes,
it hits you. It could have been someone else, but
it happened to be you at that time.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
A lot of times, it's the first thought. It's like
the first melody that you think of to go with
over a certain piece of music. Let's say the other
guys are written that you end up going back to
and using that one. It's just the one that sort
of is the proper one.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
Yeah, and so many of you.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
He tells you it's the problem, it's.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
Weird, it's magic, but it really is.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
What's what is weird?
Speaker 2 (53:46):
It's like that is writing new songs like you know,
a couple of years ago, Andy, two of our guitarists,
and Push Bush now have you know good solid families
over in Sydney, and so we only sort of saw
each other now and then, and then you know, the
stage and we had we did some gigs in twenty
seventeen with the Darkness and then sort of went into
a lot from then and then and then we sort
(54:07):
of came over and then Andy would come over and
sort of visit the old guy Shane to come over,
and that s come over and and and then you know,
we sort of Andy Andy wrung when they said I'm
gonna be over you have a jam, and I'm like okay,
And I was like really busy and just like sure
whatever man would. And then you know, we should write
some songs as well, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Like, okay, you will write some sids, write some songs.
Speaker 3 (54:29):
People okay, well, well good luck with us doing that.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
And but we did.
Speaker 3 (54:34):
We wrote like, we wrote like four brand new songs
and and yeah, they're really good.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Was that fun? Was that it's really sight away when
you were back with those guys, did you get that's right?
Speaker 3 (54:46):
Oh that yeah, that that muscle memorything works.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
But the whole thing of going of going like are
these songs like we're super first time we'd done something.
We were sort of transtathment or he wrote most sort
of the base of it here, then a little bit
over there, and that said that, he said that everyone,
but we put it all together and then we sort
of I found myself being hypercritical about it, though, because
you know, you've got so much more to think about
when you're this age, right, I think this is what
(55:10):
I wanted to get onto this morning with you guys,
is talking about being a rock band but with a
slight with a focus now to having to understand older man.
Speaker 1 (55:20):
And because I don't think that's the weird thing is
I don't think it makes so much difference.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
But it may. It may.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
You know, you don't think about when you go again
talk and some getting you think about different things as
an older man, when.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
You think about accessibility and things like how am I
going to get up? Think about you.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Still think about knees, you think about you do think
about nis side from that, knees and eyes seem to
be the problem.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Will I be able to read the settlerst from where
I'm standing. We've just put screens up on the wall there.
Jerry can't read them now.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
I know you need get a monocle or something.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
Yeah to that though, like you see the dates here
you Hamilton, Aukland, Fung and the mount you're going nineteenth, twenty,
twenty first and twenty second.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
S what I think we're exhibiting there, You're going to say,
because they're all back to back.
Speaker 3 (56:10):
Yeah, it's a four packers. You've gone the bender method.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
Well, it's also this is you know when I say
older men, that's not a bad thing. Yeah, it's that
signifies endurance. Yeah, sure, technique, doesn't it veteran craft just
a considerate a considerate performance as opposed to just waking
it on.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
You know.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Yeah. If I know, if I know something about the
old Havo, it's that he can back it up. I mean,
if there's one man that can turn up for four
days and go and go and go, it's it's you.
You don't lose that ability.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
As an older man.
Speaker 3 (56:48):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (56:49):
That's from years and years of practice. Not everyone can
do that, but I care you make your.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
Bed, That's what I say. And you can walk in
there with the losing the snook, or you can just
really squeeze the juice out of the fruit.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
You know what I'm saying. The thing you're looking forward
to the most when you stand up in front of
that crowd. What's the thing that you're looking forward to
the most, because I imagine that by the end of
the gig, the feeling you get back from the audience
must be intense.
Speaker 2 (57:16):
I'm going to my mum looking forward to singing. I
think I'm singing the best I've ever sung in my life.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
Wow. And so that's that's going to be fun and
just you know the love.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
Man, there's a lot like I can't get over how
many people excited about these the gigs. We should say
that's the good thing because I kind of interrupted you.
Speaker 3 (57:31):
Thursday nineteenth twentieth, twenty first and twenty second of February
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Speaker 1 (57:40):
Mike's going to hang around for the podcast. Thanks very
much for listening to the Heartachey Breakfast today. Will be
back from six ams tomorrow morning. I had a lovely day,
was seeing.
Speaker 3 (57:49):
Me having me before you down tools and crank this party.
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Speaker 3 (58:15):
Now I'll better let you go. You look busy.