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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hierarchy break for show with Bunning's Trade. Find the
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's been fifty nine years since they told us we couldn't.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Radio Haaky broadcasting to you from the MVY three in
the Hierarchy Goal.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Three like this worth lib Happy Birthday Radio Hodach.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
This is the home of the Young New Zealanders. And
it's fifteen and a half minutes after six.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
D no, right after the Hidary Breakfast Thursday, the fourth
of December twenty twenty five monays. Here he was this
minight is still on heavy Birthday radio heading top.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
Of the dial. The good guys at radio back end
this morning home with the Young New Zealander. Yeah that's right.
Welcome along to each and every one of your Young
New Zealanders. I stuck my head in the hinge of
a drawbridge this morning, make sure the good ships that
they could get out to sea and broadcasts.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah. Well, having a look at the whim there today,
it's not similar to one of the two times that
the Terry, the Terry one and then the Try two
ended up on rocks and the funking Patopa Harbor.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Yeah, that's right, we've got a bunch of We've got
a few documents on the wall here in the studio
pertaining to both the Teddy one and two. I'll read
them out during the history of US today, Today, tomorrow, tomorrow,
I reckon, But yeah, happy birthday Radio Hadecke fifty nine
years old?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (01:25):
Sixty next years?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
They had numbers with right, there's sixty next year.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Damn jeez. I can remember the fiftieth.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I feel like I can remember the fortieth.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Am I too old to be on on the station
for young New Zealanders?

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Retire in six years time?

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Not the way this government's going, mate, It'll be working
till look like it doesn't have any savings.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's the problem. Oh shit, it's just spins al it's money.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
Though, yeah on bloody over priced TV hosts man, that's all.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
This Ian Mini the Hodarchy breakfast, So.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I see us today. TVNZ cricket commentator every end of
the show, Scottie J. Stevenson has called the guys from
Christ College a bunch of syrup suckers, and an interaction
on television.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
A bit of catching practice for the syrup suckers.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
The Christ College boys explain I didn't come up with
a term. It's just what others call them.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's hows of disapproval from the public school kids in
the back of the commentary.

Speaker 8 (02:29):
Jobs.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Yeah, so I saw this. I didn't hear the commentary
because I was commentating myself on a rival platform up
until I read the article last night. What is he
refused to explain himself. So I feel like it was
unfit for broadcast. But what is a syrup sucker?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
So the interesting thing is if you I've heard a story, okay,
and the story I heard, so this is we get
into dangerous territory.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
I know.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
This is why. That's what I wanted to know, because
he wouldn't e wouldn't explain it on the n Z commentary,
and I was like drinking Jeriel explained it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I reckonize I may as well, Like I don't think
you can defame a bunch of people like without actually
saying a name, you know what I mean. I don't
I think it's safe a group defamation. Here's what I've
heard from a teacher friend of mine who has a
connection to the school through other teachers, perhaps okay allegedly, Yeah, yeah,

(03:27):
that the reason for sir, is actually it's golden syrup.
It comes from golden syrup. And years ago, there were
some boys that were on leave. They were boarders, they
were on leave, and they were experimenting amongst themselves with
some golden syrup and one of the parents then walked

(03:49):
in to the situation. She then passed the information onto
the school and the boys were reprimanded. Now this isn't
the day before these sorts of X were legal. We're
talking pre pre eighties here. We're not talking about golden syrup. No,
it was golden, sir, golden syrup placed on things. And

(04:11):
then and then it involved golden syrup. Okay, so wow,
this is just as I said. I'm not this is anecdotal.
I'm not. I don't know that. This is the fact
I don't known of these people. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
And then what they I still don't understand.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
What you don't understand? I understand?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Actually, sorry, can you explain it? Please?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
What? What?

Speaker 6 (04:34):
But don't you understand why I was experimenting with golden syrup? Illegal?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
No?

Speaker 7 (04:40):
No, no, no, that's not the bit that was illegal.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
The way they put the golden syrup. Yeah, and then
and then they use it that gotcha. They were putting
it on each other, right, gotcha? And that's what Yeah, okay,
and so and so then that's it's christ Church. Yep,
it's the nineteen seventies and I think it was the seventies.
And so that then got out because of course it's

(05:04):
christ Church in the nineteen seventies.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
And see, so either it's true or it's not true.
I don't know, it doesn't matter at that point. But
that's where that's allegedly where it came from. So they're
actually called syrups, right, I didn't I didn't hear the
sucker's part of it. Id I've just heard syrups.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
No, I didn't hear of any of this. I know
that obviously famously what high school you went to as
a big topic of conversation down there in christ Chitch.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, because I think that the I think the syrups
call people from Christ Church Boys High soggies.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Right, Well, where are the syrups from?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, syrups are from the syrups from Christ College, which
is a different school, which is the private school, the
very old private school that's by on Hagley Park. And
then Christ Chach Boys High which is their rival school
they called Soggies, and I think that's because involved biscuits. Okay,

(05:58):
I don't know about the story with the biscuits. I
don't know whether that's real or not. I don't I
don't even know if the syrup story is real. Who knows,
But that's what I think it originated from.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Okay, Okay, sound clear that now we were got that
it was pretty obvious.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
No, it was not obvious to me, and I'm sick.
So reminds me of this peanut butter story.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
With with you know who I mean.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
That whole break was on giant watermelon, wasn't it. Yeah,
the big watermelon cutting segments and we're all sucking it.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Segment suckers. So Scott will be calling us on the
next commentary.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
You were one of those people that was involved that
original Golden Serpents.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Jerry and Miniah, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
The history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow tim Rule.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Today is the fourth of December twenty twenty five, And
on this day in nineteen sixty six, the first ever
day of broadcasting for this beautiful radio station.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
This is Radio how Raky, the home of the Young
New Zealanders.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
How reky, how are you today.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Well, if you know good, I've got good.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
News for you.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
You're gonna be good before we finished here talking to
you this morning. By nine o'clock, you're gonna be one
of the happiest folk alive. And this is our aim
on how Recky to please you, to entertain you, to
get your happier, so that this week which is gonna
be one of the happiest weeks of our lives, that's
for sure, He's gonna be the happiest week in your life.
It's two minutes after six. My name is Pati o'donald.

(07:39):
I've speaking to you yesterday morning, and I'm glad to
see good.

Speaker 10 (07:42):
Make it for this breakfast session.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
There's a few things I've got to tell you throughout
the program this morning. I've got a few telegrams here that.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
I must read out here as we go by.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
There's little things like our new format and music policy
I'll explain again for the benefit of those folk who
never made it.

Speaker 10 (07:57):
And also I think I.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Missed Filly in a on the sixty six singles and the.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
Sixty six album.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
So that's about all all.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
The rest of his music.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
This is Radio how Racky eight.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
How wacky Pertio Donald period was very happy this focus
was it was.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Very happy this focus. All of the original pirates were
considered the good guys of radio top of the dial
fourteen eighty on the AAM frequency. They eventually got ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
If so, I'm assuming that nineteen sixty six most people
spoke with that BBC affectation.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Yeah, it's interesting to hear that on what's well, what
is a pirate radio station, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
And so I think he was less effective.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yes, that was him trying to play it down. Yeah,
he had a bit of jive about him, didn't he.
But he still spoke with that vaguely Transatlantic accent.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
It was clear.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
He's a good broadcast, very clear, very easily understood.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
So that was the first broadcast in nineteen sixty six.
They've been out to see before that. But it was
the first commercial radio station of the modern broadcast era
in New Zealand. Operated illegally until nineteen seventy to break
the monopoly held by state owned New Zealand Broadcasting Corporations.
This is David Gabes, one of the group who started
the station.

Speaker 10 (09:12):
One of the first things we did was get hold
of a survey map of the Hierarchy Gulf, and it
became apparent that there was a three mile window because
New Zealand at the time had a three mile limit.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
By tracing a line around Great Barrier Island, the Hierarchy
Gulf and the Coromandel Peninsula, a triangle of international water
was found. This position was outside the jurisdiction of the
New Zealand government. Estimated costs for the project ranged from
one hundred thousand to four hundred thousand pounds, although Gates

(09:44):
saved hard. He only had two thousand pounds when he
arrived in Auckland.

Speaker 10 (09:48):
Looking back at it, it was daunting, but at the time
we were pretty fired up with the idea. By the
stage and money seemed to be the lest of the problems.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
So that was I mean, gabes, mister David Gates. Now
he was at the helm of the titty when they
sailed it out to sea. Now what they were trying
to do, because people got word that this is what
was happening. You know, these guys are going to try
and sail out into international waters. They're going to try
and broadcast from out there. Well, the office of the
Minister of Marine and Wellington tried to stop that. We've
got the actual letter the season Desist from the Minister

(10:21):
of Marine addressed to mister David Gates, being the master
or person having charge of the motor vessel Titty in Auckland,
Please take notice the pursuance of the blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah, having reason to believe that the
motor vessel is unsafe, to hereby order that the said
ship be provisionally detained as an unsafe ship for the
purposes of being surveyed. Grounds of her detention are that,

(10:41):
by reason of her defective hull and lack of independent
means of propulsion, she is unsafe to proceed to see
without serious danger to human life, having regard to the
nature of the service for what she is intended. Basically,
they said you can't take that thing out there, it's
not fit for purpose. And they said, bugger that we're
going out anywhere, going out and then named up on
some rocks well during a storm twice actually twice same place.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Out by Great Berryer fung A Harbor.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Yeah, I would have gone.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I actually like to talk to Davigates about this because
I would have gone into put Fitzroy. Why were they
not in put Fitzroy.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Well, because they looked at the map and they found
a little triangle of where they could be to broadcast
from international waters. So it was just this little Bermuda triangle.
When they tried to sail out to sea, they had
to sail out from the viaduct basins, not what it
is today, but there was a drawbridge that they had
to sail through, and because they had a big mast,
it had to you know open. The harbor master was told,

(11:38):
do not let that boat out in there. They're going
to bloody broadcast rock music, so that whatever you do,
don't let them out there. So they tried to shut
the drawbridge on them. Members of the Hadaki crew jumped overboard,
climbed up, put their heads in the hinges of the
drawbridge so that the guy couldn't drop the drawbridge, and
then that allowed them to sail out to see. So

(12:01):
just bear that in mind anytime you're feeling a little
bit sluggish on a Wednesday morning, that men put their
heads and hinges of drawbridges to get the station off
the ground.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
So I see from its founding until twenty twelve, how
do he played a mix of classic and mainstream rock music.
Twenty thirteen changed its music content playing modern rock alternative
rock from the last twenty to twenty five years. Yeah,
as of twenty nineteen or classic rock and progressive rock
is being increasingly.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
Bit more brogrock.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
That has changed a lot.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Over the years.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I listened to Radio Hadacky because I grew up in
Auckland and I used to listen to Blackie Morning Pirates
back in the day. Blackie Mary Jane to MARSI yes, yeah,
she read the news and John Hawksby Yeah right, it
was a great combination.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Yeah. I mean the first time I ever heard of
Radio hdacky because famously we don't have a frequency in
South Canterbury. It was when I had moved to Wellington,
and actually Jerry, it was you. Heath and McGoldrick were
the first people I'd ever heard on radio Yes, and
they played Chemical Brothers and I was like, what's this
rad station? I never heard someone playing good music that
for it.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Must have been two thousand and fourteen.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
Would have been yeah, that's what I'm thinking there, yep
would have been And I was like, this is sick.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
They's been a lot of people that worked on Radio
haock you over the years. Hundreds of people, Yeah, hundreds
of personalities have been on here, different people and everyone's
very proud to work for Radio Hadicke, Yes right and
independent radio station in New Zealm.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
Yeah, that's right. And a big happy birthday to a
fifty nine years old today and that is the history
of yesterday.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Today.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
It's borrow Timmary for Thursday, the fourth of December twenty.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Twenty five, celebrating sixty Next year, get your break six
out Dove his sixtieth birthday. Can't go over seas days,
sneak away to the Goldie.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Jury and the Night the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Time for your latest sport headlines, Sex Expert Ultra the
beer for here. The All Blacks have been drawn in
the same pool as hosts Wallabies for Rugby World Cup
twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
Shame Wallabies. This that we've never met before in the
World Cup polls. And I think this is final nail
in the coffin for the Wallabies. They are no longer
a Tier one rugby union playing nation and I think
this is evidence of that. Back in the day, there's
no chance that they would have ever been put in
the same pool as us.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Welcome to the Rugby World Cup, Hong Kong. Yeah, and Chile. Yeah,
they're also in our pool. So it's rugby a Cup
is in Australia.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Yes, twenty seven couldn't we couldn't fart around in the games,
na na man.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
No, we need to keep them. We didn't give them
any in twenty eleven.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
So they're like that was because they was meant to
be New Zealand Australia originally. Yeah, they yft us over.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Yeah, so they could have this twenty twenty seven one.
How's that gone for you? Because the team sucks and
now you're in the same pool as Australia left us over.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Is they're a.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Way that we could throw a game against perhaps Chile
or Hong Kong, get rid of Bernazi out of the.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
I can't imagine that. I don't know. If the All
Blacks advances top seed, then they get through their round
of sixteen matches, they'll face the spring Box in the quarterfinals. Jeez,
that'll be full noise. That's that's grim. The Breakers have
returned from basketball's international break with a ninety five ninety
a NBL victory of the Sydney Kings and Hamilton suck

(15:21):
at Oce.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
You need to check the table while you read in
the next headline and see where they're sitting, because they've
been quite up and down the Old Breakers this season.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
And the black Caps will resume on thirty two without loss.
Second and things lead to ninety six on Day three
of the first cricket Test against the Windies in christ.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
Church Breakers the seventh New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Will bowled out on the third ball of the day
US today for two thirty one. West Indies were bowled
out one hundred and sixty seven. They're going on quite
well actually, and then they lost a whole lot of
wickets and Duffy the muff man, he took five for
thirty four.

Speaker 9 (15:52):
Question without warning, Jerry. So Tom Blunder, the regular wicket keeper,
got injured. So Tom Latham, our captain, had a wicket
keep all day and captain and then go out and
open the batting.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
I think that was crazy.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh that's hard to do. And I think when you're
watching cricket, yeah, yeah, they're just standing around. But actually
wicket keeping is hardcore. It's really tiring. It's a lot
of bending, there's a lot of a lot of work
on the thighs and he won't be used to keeping
for a whole day Tom Latham.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
No, and then having to go out there and open it.
But I mean, if anyone, I gotta be honest, if
you had to pick one person to do that in
New Zealand, it'll be Tom Latham.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
You wouldn't want to do it all the time.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
No, God no, But you know, when your country needs you,
you know, the best of us stand up. And that's
what he did. I tell you what. Jacob Duffy passed
me off here, sir. Why because I had Folks or
Henry to be the bowler. And when I went home,
I was like, that's in the that's in the bag.
And then he got a fight for in like an hour.
The one guy I'm cleaned out.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Oh no, So I might actually say we can be
cleaned out to give them and I.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Jerry and midnight the I can breakfast.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
So twenty two days till Christmas and I Stuart twenty
one one day, twenty one days till Christmas, really looking
forward to the Yule Tide season. Actually, I love Christmas level.
The eating, I'm mind, the drinking.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
I'm in it right now. I've aready started. You don't
have to wait. You can start it whenever you want,
you know what I mean. Yesterday went down a couple
of beers down at the Swashbucklers after a little video
shirt there.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Love it.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
Yeah so do I. I mean every morning I wake
up with with a hunger and the thirst. And that's
again complete opposition to the big brown slim down, which,
to be honest, where we went wrong was not putting
a finish line on it, and so I've never really
had any real incentive to do anything. Got down to

(17:48):
one of three point seven. But now with the idea
was to get down under one hundred by the end
of the year, that's not looking very likely given that
the year ends on the eighteenth of December for us,
which is of today's two weeks. Yeah so, but I
may have been throwing a hail Mary by the Instagram gods.
If we can do a quick al go check. I've

(18:09):
come across a feller. His Instagram handle is Billy Coach Coffee.
You may be aware of him. You might have seen him.
You may follow him on on social media. He's got
a bit to do with the run at Straight League.
He's one of the coaches that they have there, right,
so he coaches the people that do that. He's also
strength of fitness coach. And his thing is he's been
doing fast three day water fast, so you're not eating

(18:33):
for three days. All you're doing is drinking water. This
is he's explained to here.

Speaker 11 (18:38):
I started this journey at one hundred and twelve points
seven kilos of weight. It's fifteen point eight kilos of
fat mass. I had seven of a score for visceral fat,
and I had fifty four point six kilos of muscle.
I've done three fast in three months, two one hundred
and this will be the last seventy two. I was
always a get under a hundred kilos of weights. Who day,
I just did my scam. I am one one hundred

(19:00):
kilos of body weight and eight kilos of fat mass,
down from fifteen point eight. I am a two on
the visceral down from seven. But even better, my muscle
mass from fifty four point six's fifty four point three.
I've lost body fat, I've lost visceral fat, I've lost
useless body weight, and I've kept muscle.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
That's go.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Okay. So what's he done?

Speaker 6 (19:24):
So he just over the last three months. As he said,
there he's done three separate three day fast. He stopped
seventy two hours. He didn't eat anything for seventy two hours.
He just drunk water. He would allow himself electrolytes. I
think black coffee as well. God, how would your guts
go day three on black coffee with nothing else that
it'd have fed it out?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh, your guts had start eating itself.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
But I was like, this is both. This is evidence
of the bloody simulation one twelve. I mean, that's not
quite where I am anymore. But tell you what, by
next week I might be down to one hundred. He's
lost the exact amount of weight that I I was
looking to do. He did it in three months, and
all he did was a three day.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Himself three days, but kept up the hydration. Yeah, okay, So.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Remember it was it a month ago, two months ago,
and I did it for a whole day. I did
a twenty four hour fast, and I remember thinking this
is pretty easy. It was right up until the next
morning when I went to bed. So I got through
that whole day without eating anything, went to bed. I
was like easy. And then the next morning I woke
up and my stomach was in stitches. Yeah, so I

(20:32):
don't know what do you reckon? Should I give it
a home?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Well up to you, but I but I mean, it'll
be interesting, can you reckon? You can go three days?
I've never been. I've never been twenty four hours without food.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
I did well, I did twenty four hours, and like
I said, I found that quite easy. Now day two
I imagine it'd be way harder. But I followed this
guy's because he was documenting it on his Instagram stories.
Day two seemed to be pretty tough. Day three he
was like, this is amazing through the other side on
my way.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, I've heard of that. I've heard the five of
the five day fast with some kind of food in there,
but not much.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
Yeah, well, every every a lot of cultures around the
world have some variation of a fast, you know, Ramadan
and all these kinds of different things. So it's obviously
something that we know as good for us as it
must be good for you for particularly for someone like me,
for my body to get a bit of a catch
up on the back log, you know, that's.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
What they reckon. The thing is you think that gets
your system working because of inflammation once you put particularly
sugary foods into your body, there's a lot of inflammation
from that point.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
Yeah, And like, for example, just yesterday on the Cricket Commentary,
we named a first eleven of curries and then we
ordered all eleven of them for lunch, and then I
ate all eleven of.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
The fusticious particular beef. So here's a text on three
for three. I'm sixty hours into a seventy two hour
fast and feeling good as go.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
Okay, perfect, Well, can you get in touch with us
again tomorrow? We might even give that ring.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
What day do you want to do it? If you're
going to do it, what day were you doing?

Speaker 6 (21:57):
This is why I brought it up today because I
feel like Monday through Wednesday next week is my best.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Chance it on a weekend.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
I do it on a weekend.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
But also you probably want to go into this weekend, don't.
You don't want to go crazy this weekend now from
miles behind the eight ball, which you don't want to do.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
Me and the messages are away this weekend for a
romantic getaway. So and then we'll come and Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
The schedule is clear. Friday is chasing the fox.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Three days as easy, says Cory, go to a bit
earlier where you wake up fresh airs. Yeah, okay, okay,
the stomach will be imploating on itself.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
I'll be I'll be a nightmare to deal with you, fellers.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I want to see I want to see how cranky.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Again Jerry and Midnight. The hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Sells everyone going with the Christmas shopping. Remember that Christmas shopping?

Speaker 6 (22:45):
Yeah, yep, yeah I have.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah. Oh good on you.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
Yep. We're going to talk about this later on the week,
but yeah I have. I've done it all already, so
suck it. If you haven't done it yet, you're too late.
And you know we're here as good as me.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Mate. It's still twenty one day, still Christmas, so there's
heaps of.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
Time three weeks that you're gonna put a lot of
stress on yourself. He just quickly. We've got a couple
of texts through about people who have done the three
day fast. Off the back of that, a man talking
about it just before I've done seventy two hours fast
a few times. Just make sure you eat healthy in
the days leading up and break your fast lightly with
high protein. The calves will make you sick. So don't
go to KFC after you do a three day fast.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
I think that makes sense basically what they're saying.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
But the going healthy into it also makes sense. Yeah,
that's the point. We'll give stack yourself full of heaps
of energy. Yeah yeah, and then that's just energury. You
got to ben well yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
You don't want to stake yourself full of you know,
currying CAFC and then coast into a three day fast.
Someone else said three days easy, go to a bit early,
you'll wake up fresh airs. Just water and a bit
of salt like coffee gave my missus headaches during the
fast someone else, as we said before, sixty seventy two
hour fast. So what I'm thinking is if I'm going
to have a crack at this, I go Monday morning. Yeah,

(23:57):
I reckon. We try and give our man, who we're
just playing out there, billy coach coffee a belt. Any
tips see if I can help, you.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Know, don't eat well, yeah, but like them, don't eat,
drink lots of water.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
Yeah, but any any tips to coach, like a couple
of mental tips perhaps to get through Also, any reason
why I shouldn't do it. I'll be brutally honest with them.
But look, man, this is where I'm at.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, I reckon as well. You've got to keep yourself busy. Yeah,
I think it's for me. Boredom is the main that
if I'm bored, I'm just like.

Speaker 9 (24:31):
One of the things I'd find very difficult is that
I'm the person that prepares the evening meal at our house,
and I would find it so hard to be making
all this delicious food of my family and just be
I cannot try it.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 9 (24:44):
Hey, guys enjoyed that, and then then to hear them
complain that they don't want to eat the pork tonight,
daddy pork, Well that's what happened last night. I don't know,
I can't eat this doesn't tastes very good.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
And well, this is another thing that came across my
Instagram feeders. If you don't have kids, what fat? You know,
you get no excuses and it's that right. Yeah, Well
it's like exactly all the things really just laid out there.
It's like I don't have to deal with any of
that stuff. I can tell them missus the stuff off
and sort yourself out and I won't eat anything.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Most difficult thing about making meals in those situations for families,
if they don't eat it, you generally do yep, because
you don't want to waste food.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
Yeah, that's that's a big part of dad bods, isn't it.
As you you make a feed for yourself and then
you also hoover up three other people's leftovers.

Speaker 9 (25:29):
Yeah, that's what happened to Ross Taylor back in the day.
He started putting on a bit of weight while he
was playing cracket and he went to the nutritionists and
they're like, they couldn't figure it out. And he's like,
do you when your kids donate the food? He's like, oh,
and then then he lost a bit of weight.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah, because I think what you actually probably meant to
do as humans, as humans with children is you're probably
just meant to feed your children.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
And then you eat their left and you eat their leftovers.
It's probably what you mean to do when you first,
when you're making this yourself. So anyway, Yeah, I'm gonna
we're gonna we have a crack Monday Tuesday. It's a reckon.
I think I don't know. We're gonna do isn't this
isn't this what worky radio hosts.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Got it? You're gonna know it.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
I don't know, Maybe we might pull out.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
It was exciting coming up later in the show. We've
got the Hurdckey Breakfast mastermind.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
Yeah, that's right. I also, I also I want to
talk about joint accounts. We're three men and three different
stages of our relationships, plus one woman in a different
stage of her relationship. I'll talk about joint accounts, split finances,
how people run their different accounts. I've got a couple
of theories on this, but I don't know if I'm
in the majority of the minority here.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Jerry and Midnight, The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight,
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
So did mom and Ed even have a conversation about money?
Is that what's happening here? Well? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Well, we were talking about it off here just before,
and I sort of realized that I think we all
have our own different ways of doing it, and me
and the missus are actually talking to another couple a
while ago. Who Yeah, the same topic came up again,
whether you join or split your finances as a couple
and We're four different people in four different relationships. I

(27:17):
thought i'd compare it with you guys. How do you
guys split your finance?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
So ruder you first, you were and you're.

Speaker 9 (27:24):
Married, Yeah, married for thirteen years, two children, two kids,
that's correct as far as we know.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Okay, so what's what's your arrangement?

Speaker 9 (27:32):
Well, so we've got a mortgage account, and obviously the
mortgage comes out of and the rates comes out of,
and then I think that's it. And then we sort
of split expenses. So for instance, I'll pay the groceries
and I'll pay the insurances and things like that. And
so we've got our own separate accounts that neither of
us can see, right, And then we've got actually the

(27:53):
mortgage account I can't so I have no visibility over
them all if you just dunt money into it, Yeah,
the mortgage is a much Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Okay, so you're running your own set but yeah accounts.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
But and you but you pay for different things. You
always pay for groceries.

Speaker 9 (28:14):
Yeah, we've we've been in a position wife ever pay
for groceries.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Hardly, hardly.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
Ever, does that make you angry.

Speaker 9 (28:21):
No, no, no, I've got the Do you know what makes
me angry? Well, okay, pulling the curtain back is that
she used to earn quite a bit more than I did.
But now she's taken a step back and she's taken
a job that's actually a lot least paying, and so
I had to carry the burden a lot more of.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
But before she was, when she was in the more
than she wasn't paying for groceries.

Speaker 9 (28:42):
No, no, she wasn't paying for groceries, but she paid for
more of the insurances she.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
Paid for trying to think of the other things she
paid for.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Do you sit down and work it out? Yeah? And
so it's even.

Speaker 9 (28:52):
Yeah, I've got a I've got a budget.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
It's pretty Yuse you got spreadsheets.

Speaker 7 (28:57):
Yeah, I've got Excel spreadsheets.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Man, wouldn't you just okay? Anyway, Okay, that's your system,
that's and I what's your system?

Speaker 6 (29:04):
My system is we? I mean, ostensibly, the way it
works is we just pull all our resources. We put
both of our paychecks every time it comes in into
one account, and we pull our resources and just pay
everything out of that. There are a couple of caveats,
so that one of them is and this was a
bit of wisdom passed down from my father. Always keep
a slugroging account. So I've got an account.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Really wisdom.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Did he call it a sluggrog He called it a
sluggrogging account on my app on my phone, my banking cap.
It is called the slug grogging account that was brought
up by the mortgage broken when we were buying a house.
What's the slugg account? Is that pretty self explanatory, mat
It's for grogging on the slide. So there's that. We
have a savings account that I can't see now. This
is this is closely related to the slug grogging account

(29:55):
because if I go to the pub and I checked
my bank account and I'm like, Jesus, look at that account.
But in there everyone rounds on me. So I was like,
let's remove the temptation out of that. Let's take the
savings account off my she can manage that. Okay, Yeah,
so we pull all the resources. All I need is
enough that I can buy a couple of rounds of beer.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay. So you're in a slightly different situation. You are
twenty one, but you're in a relationship and you live
with your partner. Do you guys pull your Do you
guys got a joint account?

Speaker 12 (30:25):
No?

Speaker 13 (30:26):
Not yet, No, but we just kind of go like, oh,
well you paid groceries last time, so I'll pay them
this time kind of thing.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
Yeah, right, yeah, very trusting.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
That was. That was how I was at that same
age as well. I'm like you and I, I Tolsey
and I. We were just orgized it's all the same. Yeah,
it's all the same.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
What I've realized though, is why I do that is
so then I don't have to deal with any of
the bills, edmund or anything, because I'm just like, look,
here's all the money. Yeah, I actually don't want to
deal with it.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I don't have to pay fines. I hate paying.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Fine, Oh any sort of admind like yeah, schedule of
payments and just like random bits and bolves, like oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Years ago, my dad said to me that all relationships,
there are only three things that people ever fight over
are communication. So if you're not communicating properly, sex and money,
and all relationship problems come down to one of those
three things, and most relationships have an issue in somewhere
in those and if you can eliminate the money part

(31:22):
of it. Yeah, then it goes a long way to
sorting out your relationship.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
I'd love to hear if anyone else is running a
different setup. Then basically what we've got here is split
accounts and joint accounts, and I would love to everyone
anyone's running a different situation than that. What are you
running at home? Give us for a five pence you
can send us in a telegram more read in the
wireless they did in nineteen sixty. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, I don't know how i'd go through line by line.
I don't know if I could be asked going through
you pay for that, I'll pay for this? Who's paying
for this? Pay for this? There's a slide grogging account.
Why are you buying those beers?

Speaker 6 (31:58):
No, it'd end up slagging her off on the radio.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Jerry and the hot Key Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
We're talking money. We're talking shared accounts versus non shared accounts.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
Yea, Jerry and I sharing all of our accounts, not
with each other, but with our respective partners, having a
shared account for the big bills and then splitting everything else.

Speaker 9 (32:17):
Yeah, pretty much. The well, the one big bill and
then we're running separate accounts. That our own pays get
paid into.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Ze and her partner going through some trust issues at
the moment completely one.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
You know, what were you doing in that situation?

Speaker 6 (32:34):
I had two mortgages by the no and I was
saying that how I had some I had some wisdom
passed down from my daddy, was like, you've got to
have a slug grog in account. You pull all your resources,
just makes life that much easier when there's two years.
But you've got to have a little sluggrog in account
for yourself.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, I mean otherwise every now, I mean in our
family anyway, I'd start going through because he's got a
credit cut. I've got a credit card all linked to
the same account every now I mean, and then at
the end of each month it gets paid off and
every now and then I'd be like, jeez, that was
a bit what's going on? Then I start going through
line by line. I was like, it never makes me happy. Yeah,
I've given up on doing that.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
No, I don't, because that's where it all falls apart
and it's just like, what's this. So to that end,
I had a mate that I was used to work
with and I was having this exact same conversation with him,
and he goes, no, I mean the missus will split everything.
We used to have a joint account, and I was like,
what happened? And he goes, one night, I went out
and put a sixteen thousand dollars motorbike off the joint account.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
While there we go, that's a big ticket items.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
Yeah, that's right. James ticks through on three four A three.
Having a side account that only you know about as
a must. Yeah, I mean to. In my situation, the
missus knows that I have the slide grog in account.
She even knows how much I put in there. Each
each pay we get paid two weeks and she knows
how much I put in there. But it's more about
just like not having a see what's coming out of

(33:51):
the journey. Whenever they're like John to payway with that,
and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, this doesn't they
developed during the camp someone else said she had account
as a pain in the ass. The miss is always
drains it and I've had to create a secret account
where I buy beers and SIGs exactly. So I feel
like everyone naturally ends up at the same situation.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
It's a big it's a big expense for six fifty back.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
My wife and I wa split the responsibilities of cash.
I try to save everything so that my wife can
spend everything. And then those things here on three four
o three more than ajodaki. I pay for all my
rent and babyshit. My partner shouts the beers him and
his wife. They go halves on their bills. Oh really,
And then she followed up and said, oops, accidentally sent

(34:36):
that to the edge.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I reckon as well that the double handling of things,
like if you're in a relationship, successful partnership, it's that
situation of you you find what you like doing in
the relationship. I think, particularly with kids, you find what
you like doing and what you're happy to do, and
you find and then your partner finds what they are
happy to do, and Tom Jbs it takes a while
to get there. I reckon it takes four or five years,
particularly when the kids are li all and it's like

(35:01):
and then eventually you find your thing that you're happy
to do and that they're happy to do it. At
that point then you don't have to double handle anymore,
and then you go then you really need each other
after that and that's that's a good part of a relationship. Yeah,
well you genuinely are a partnership.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
The division of labor good when you get to that.
Let's texture on three four o three. We have a
shared account all the money goes into, but we have
separate pocket money accounts that gets topped up monthly. Yes,
hers is mostly clothes and here mine is mostly boos
and coffee. Though that is exactly my situation. My message
will go, oh yeah, I had a bit left over
on my slug drugon account, so I bought this, this
and this for myself. And I was like, how did
you have a cent lift over at the end of

(35:36):
the did you not buy it three rounds of beers
on Thursdays?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
What happens when it comes to presents? I mean, that's
hard about your situation. Okay, so you were running separate accounts.
How do you go with present? Who buys the presents?

Speaker 9 (35:48):
Well, probably get into trouble for this one. But this
was my Christmas shopping conversation last week. Hey, would you
mind dropping a few hundred dollars into the old bank
account and I'll take here of the presents? And I
said a number, and she said a little bit more
and I went, what about this number?

Speaker 7 (36:03):
And she said, that'll do. You don't have to worry
about it anymore.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Okay, so yeah, but this is this is why I
pull all of my resources to not have that negotiation.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
You have to do any prison shopping anymore. I've delegated
that completely.

Speaker 9 (36:15):
One of the other problem is that my wife's birthdays
on the twelfth of December, so I just think.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Of like, you know, double eche prison and then by
yourself a prison, no out, by yourself a prison.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
But you're you're right about the If you've got a
joint account, it's so hard to buy each other a
prisent for Christmas. That's why we've just agreed that we're
not going to do it anymore. Because you can see
she's bought, you know, a PlayStation game something, you know,
I can see exactly what she's brought, and blah blah blah.
Tell you what, try buying a bloody engagement ring when
you're already go to joint again. That's a night. That's

(36:46):
a tricky one. That's right, call it off, Hey, you
you reckon. Sign posting is a good way to get
around this. I'd like to talk about this.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Next, Oh, yes, signposting.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
Yes, it's good. It's important that you're both on the
same page when you're sign posting.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah, Jerry and the night, hold ikey, breakfast.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Relationship, monetary advice, half hour, hasn't it. We're talking before
about the three things that relationships often run into trouble
over money, sex or communication, and the communication extends out
to you know, things like if you end up going
out with your mates on a Thursday and don't come

(37:23):
home till late, that will cause a problem. Yes, However,
there is a way of getting around that because you think, well,
I want to go on my mates and you know,
and you should be able to go to the mates
and should have the freedom to do what you want
to do. But you probably need to signpost that a
little bit earlier. So, for example, if you can even
look ahead of the week, and I think this is
hard to do in your thirties, gets easier in your forties.

(37:44):
And I think you're definitely doing in the fifties because
you've learned a hard way. But if you can go,
if you can say on a Sunday, look on the Thursday,
I think I might be doing blah blah blah, blah blah,
and I might be out late on the Thursday or
this thing. Yes, some says in town, and we're planning
on going.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
Let's be realistic. Every other time I've caught up with him,
it's been a one am.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
It's very hard to say on the Sunday, No, you're
not allowed to do that, Like, who would do that exactly,
say you're not allowed to do that. That would be
constraining another human and it seems wrong.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
That's right, and what annoys the other person? And my
messages and I have had this discussion before. She's like,
I don't mind you going out, you know, catch up
with the mate till you know whatever. It's when you
text me, I'll probably have one more and then I'll
probably head home and then and then an hour later,
you don't know what. I'm just going to have one
more and she's like, stuff doing that. So just if
you know you're going to be out for a while,
just tell me straight up. Hey, it looks like I'm

(38:39):
settling in here. I won't be. You know, obviously way
easier to do when you don't have kids. I get
that there's a lot of people who couldn't do that
kind of thing. Oh yes, and the kids are different ages.
It all completely changes, for sure. But so we had
that conversation. But one night a mate of ours, a
dear friend of ours probably won't say his name, but
he's not in the country at the moment. Anyway, he
and I were at the pub. It was this time

(39:00):
of year. It was the Yule tide season. We were
yieling a bit of tide. The festive season was within us,
and we had found ourselves at a second pub after lunch.
And so now we're starting to gain a little bit
of steam and he starts getting a text from his
partner saying, Hey, Mum's coming over for dinner. What time
will you be home? He got Now, this has just
been sprung on him. But where he made the mistake

(39:21):
is he goes, yeah, yeah, I'll just have one more
and then I'll come home.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
So first off, he's lying to himself. I sat there
and I was just like, look, mate, man, my messes
have had this discussion. And she said, it's so annoying
to me when you just keep saying I'll be there
for one more, So just tell me. Look, I'm settling
in here. And I told him this whole story, and
he's like, this is great. So he writes this big
long text for his missus, gone, hey, look, we're actually

(39:45):
settling in here. We're pretty cat you know, we've had
a big week. We're gonna you know, blood, but of
steam off, I'm probably not gonna be home until whatever time.
While about ten minutes after that, his missus are standing
in the doorway of the grabs him by the ear
and that's right, you haven't had this discussion, so let's
just come out of the blow of you just being like, look, mate,

(40:06):
I'm staying at the pub with the boy, but.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
It's too late on that. Yeah. Wait, like you don't
do it that night.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
So then all that happened was he ends up dinner
with his messus and his mother in law just wasted.
Oh no, I had to sit through it and try
and do his best.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Well, oh, so how's working. You haven't bet your own
want to do that really badly once? Yeah, you know,
especially if you spill at the table, I'll never want
you back in that situation.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Jerry and Midnight, the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 6 (40:32):
Yeah, I was thinking as you get older, you know,
on birthdays, it's a chance to reflect on your own
aging process. And I've i've sort of you know, I
remember being a kid and seeing my dad, said my
granddad as well, and they were just wear pieces of
clothing into oblivion. They'd be holes all through them and stuff.
And I always thought, you know, all through my twenties
and that I was like, I'm not going to wear
some rugged you know, if it's beaten down a little bit.

(40:52):
I was by a new thing as I get older.
And ironically, you know, you're even making a bit more
money when you're into your thirties if you've done anything,
you know, if you've done something right, so you can
afford to replace things more readily. But for some reason, mentally,
you just can't break yourself to do it. You know,
you'll much rather hold on to things forever than buy
a new one when the last one's in perfectly good condition.

(41:14):
Case in point, Jerry, when I slipped over on your
golf course that day, Oh yeah, because I had no
tread left on my my Sanchez as you call it.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
When you say my golf course is the golf course
that I'm a member of, not my actual personal golf
course that I've got, Like Russell Coots.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
When you helicoptered me into your own private golf course
that you own and only your.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Allowed to play on. I just all I heard was
I saw you. I saw you on a very steep
hill on the fairway, and I thought to myself and
a pair of it was wet and a pair of
just very slippery shoes. And I've thought to myself as
you walked over there, I thought, oh, I've been up
that bank before. That's quite a slippery bank.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
But it isn't so well manicure.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yes, But then I was focused on the fact that
I just duffed a shot, so I was thinking about
what I was going to do next to not humiliate myself.
And then I heard this slipping, sliding, and then a cluckling,
a clattering of clubs.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
Yeah, all the clubs came out, all the clubs came out.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
You're on your ass.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
Yeah. I soaked all the way through through my undies,
through my shirt, and then entire back of me was soaked.
The only person who saw it was the random guy
who was playing with us. Great guy. I can never
look him.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
In the eye again. What I shit moment though, because
now you have got the golf shoes of all golf shoes.
I mean, they're about one thousand dollars, but you can
run those through. You could take those things anywhere. They waterproof.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
I walked through a swamp in them just the other
day when we played against the Big Show. To pick
up my tea that I hat into the swamp and
I just walked straight through that. Honestly, like Gumberts with sprigs,
is basically hard to describe.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
One more people don't wear golf shoes actually say on
the farm.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
Yeah, I keep saying we would have won the Battle
of the Time if we had these golf shoes. But
I had another situation, a similar situation. About three years ago.
We got given these test Match bon stocks as part
of the Alternative Commentary collective. Now they're white, that's what
makes them the Test Match ones, and Gelane lovingly monogrammed

(43:08):
our initials on the side. I get judged pretty heavily
for having a white birkenstock with my own initials on it.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Who's judging you for that?

Speaker 6 (43:15):
People are pay the extra to get your own initials
put on, and every time they do that, I'm like, oh,
it's actually a fundraiser for the multiple sclerosis.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
At one point I my burger stock came off. I
stood in tar on a hot sealed road. Put that
back in, so the lining is buggered. There is now
no more tread on the The other day, I just
about tore my acl walking across a slippery tile just
outside here at work.

Speaker 7 (43:44):
That's not passing a warrant man.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
No, I know, I know, I know that thing and
the slippery birkenstock is very dangerous.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
Can't bring myself to replace it though, you know, what
are your initial on it?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
I mean, it's got a miss on it. I thought
that the monogram was a lovely touch that was That
was a Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
At what point do you replace worn out shoes? At
what point do you replace worn out clothes?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Familiar with the show when it stinks? If a shoe
stinks and I put it through the washing machine and
it still stinks, yeah, like I did you, sir, my
son's Oh my god, my son's running shoes. He went
up north? In these running shows, Oh tell you this,
this is nuts. He went up north three months ago,
stayed with his friend up north. He then went fishing
and a swamp. He got his shoes wet. He took

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them back to a school he put them in a
plastic bag. He kept them in his room. So three
months in that plastic bag, in that plastic bag, he
brought them home. Last night. I came in. I smelled
like immediately went something stinks in this house. It was
these shows that were in a plastic bag. I then
washed them. They still stink. I then put them in again.
I've now got them hanging out drying and an attend

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they're still kind of smell. No, it's like that.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
You never get that out fer teen year old boys?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Okay? So at what point do you replace your your clothes?
It'll be now and I've just I'm going to tear
my acl if I wear these things outside again.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, be careful.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
I can't bring with us to do it there.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Well, if we can reach reach back out at Pat
means he's again if they can throw you another monogrammed Birkenstock.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
As for comments, Jerry in the Night the Hoadarchy breakfast,
how was it?

Speaker 7 (45:20):
That's the end of that oasis.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was Hawk's Bay and kind of the
Christmas tree delivery driver from Wellington couldn't take away the prize,
so that means today we've got one hundred dollars up
for grabs. Jack Wot's fifty huck. Every day we don't
have a winner. And since today, Happy birthday to Radio
Hdacky fifty ninth birthday. Today's Mastermind topic is former Radio
Hodarky hosts Greg from.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Hamilton Morning Greg, Hey Fellows, Good, do you know a
radio station called Radio Hucky?

Speaker 12 (45:47):
I've heard of it?

Speaker 8 (45:48):
Thank?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Did you know it's fifty nine years old?

Speaker 6 (45:50):
Today?

Speaker 12 (45:51):
I did not know. It's just nine years old?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Day know, fifty nine years old? Fifty nine? Yeah, since
they said we couldn't.

Speaker 12 (46:00):
Long time listeners test, I'm calling.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
Okay, well, that's going to play into your favor Greek,
because I mean we're going to go back a long
way in history. This is going to be tough. I've
just had a look at the questions. I would not
win it today.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Okay, let should we do it? Okay, let's do it.
Seconds five question it's going to get three correct. Question
number one? There what TV show did John Hawksby present
with Judy Bailey between nineteen eighty and nineteen eighty city correct,
who hosted the TV show Shazam before a successful TV
career in the UK.

Speaker 12 (46:33):
I can see as say yet Blondel Today? Next?

Speaker 1 (46:36):
On Which station did Martin Devlin host the Breakfast Show
from nineteen ninety six to two thousand and four, led
by No who worked on the radio station Solid Gold
from nineteen ninety seven until his retirement in two thousand
and nine, Will you do it?

Speaker 4 (46:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Which which former did keep presenter played fifteen tests for
the kiwi's We'll get that one? No, you won't get
that one? Who hosted the TV show Shazanne.

Speaker 12 (47:09):
Grant Field Scofield?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yes it was Philip Schofield.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Yes, you were close on the next one. So the
radio station Devlon hosted the Breakfast Show from ninety six
to two thousand and four, it was Radio Sport Ah.

Speaker 12 (47:24):
Yeah, you got your chip chat station?

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Yeah yeah, chit chat Yeah, churt chat station. Kevin Black
was on Solid Gold from ninety seven to two thousand
and nine, and Dean Lonigan was the former Hodarchy presenter
that played fifteen test for the Keep is Close? Greg Close?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
So close?

Speaker 6 (47:38):
She was tough? She was tough today though.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Thanks Greg, have a lovely day to day, Greg bed Luck.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
If you think you can do better than Greg, make
sure you give us a call. Tomorrow. It it will
be a Friday, and we will have one hundred and
fifty dollars to give away. I love when this happens.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Jerry and the hold Archy Breakfast, Jerry and the Night
the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
Time for my theories, Time for Jerry's theories. Here's how
this works. It's a but it's a game that you
can play along with at home. It's a game that
you can play by yourselves on long road trips over summer.
Perhaps because you don't need access to Google, you don't
need to know what the actual answer. The answer is
whatever you think Jerry thinks the answer is. So this
is an insight into how Jerry's brain works, and an

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insight into which one of the listeners can get closest
get inside the mind of Jeremy Welles.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Give us a call eight hundred Headache, one hundred fourty
eight seven five if you would like to participate.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Yes, we also have a carry over a champion which
you will go head to head with who has actually
unseated our previous carryover champion last week. Yeah, Yeah, we're
a turnover. In the past, we've had questions like in
what year was the first backflip performed? How many sexual
partners does Jerry think Mania has had?

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Even?

Speaker 4 (48:48):
What?

Speaker 6 (48:49):
What percentage of the population does Jerry think have joined
the mile high club?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Less than what?

Speaker 6 (48:53):
And last week it was how many people does Jerry
think can bowl one? How many people? How many people
are out there right now walking around? They could bout
one hundred and forty K's how many people do Jerry
think nineteen?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I thought there were nineteen people in New Zealand that.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
Can where do whip around? On the commentary yesterday afternoon
we reckoned it was closer to fifty. Really, Yeah, because
so for example, the under nineteen national tournament's going on
at the moment, all six regions participating in that, they
probably have one each. You know, there'd be a there'd
be the odd high schooler who could do it. Yeah,
there would be one battler around the country just playing

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you know, Twilight Crecon or.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Something couldest one ball at one hundred and forty. That's
the other. Yeah, But I mean the Muffman yesterday, Jacob Duffy,
he was bowling one hundred and thirty eight for example.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
Yeah, he could definitely do one.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
He can do one forty, but he wasn't doing it yesterday.

Speaker 6 (49:42):
No, No, but what was sounding is just for one
and and someone. Actually one of the guesses last week
was four and it was like, there's about five in
the black Caps team right now that are about to
play in about an hour and a half. Idiot. So
that was last week. And again the point is it's
not what the actual answer is, it's what Jerry thinks.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
And when I never tell what he's going to ask
me before now, so lay it on me and I
what have I got a guest today?

Speaker 6 (50:06):
This morning's Jerry's theory? How what does Jerry think is
the average penis size in New Zealand?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
What excuse me?

Speaker 6 (50:14):
What does Jerry think is the average downstairs size for men?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Okay here in New Zealand, aroused or non aroused.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
I'm going to go aroused aroused?

Speaker 7 (50:25):
Okay, human, yep, you would.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Think so you would? We do?

Speaker 6 (50:32):
We need to be checking Ruder's phone?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Okay, jeven.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
I'm not just breaking the law then, so yeah, erect
length yep, We're not going good okay, Oh.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Yeah, yeah, this is an interesting one. I I I
kind of feel like there's certain countries in the world.
I'll just get to where I'm kind of thinking.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Okay, I've got the countries in front of me.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I kind of I kind of think that I know
where New Zealand's I feel like I know where New
Zealand sits. Okay, and weirdly enough, it has a bit
to do with ethnicity and my and my my opinion,
and so I think there are some reasonably powerful countries
when it comes to length in this department, in and

(51:23):
around Africa, in the South America, there's a couple that
are reasonably strong, if I remember rightly, I will.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
Give you the top five. The Democratic Republic of Congo
is Sudan, yes, Ecuador.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yes, there we go, so South America, Ghana, Ghana, and.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
Then the Republic of Congo so mainly within into Venezuela, Columbia, Camera,
and Lebanon.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Okay, so've living out of South America living on interesting.
I wouldn't have I wouldn't have picked them. Okay. So yeah,
I know I know New Zealanders. I know New Zealanders
is middle to it's middling. It's it's very much middling.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
I will say we are above every European country.

Speaker 7 (52:02):
Good for us.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
We Yeah, that's surprising.

Speaker 7 (52:04):
Is there a capital table. We're good at those.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
No, there's not, there's not.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Okay. So I've got a I've got an I've got
a number in my head which is which is based
on the fact that we're middling.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Damn someone Tonga.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Not going well, not going well.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
I'm just I'm just going well.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
I'm just reading the dame.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Not going well. It's an Asian it's an Asian thing
as well. You find the Asian countries are at the
bottom of that. Look, I'm not going to and so
you know, there's that's that's where, that's where where orlands
came from.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
Would you like to know would you like to know
the either side of us, the countries either side, I'd
love to know.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Thanks tonight.

Speaker 14 (52:41):
One above us on the table, Cuba, oh yeah, okay,
One below us Belize, Belize, yeah, okay, poland then directly
above it, annoyingly Australia above us.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Okay, eight eight hundred forty eight seven five. Give us
a call.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
We will be accepting answers and incheska closest to the pin,
and we will also have on our carry our most
recently appointed carry out champion.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Okay, So what do I think? What do you think?
But I think that the average penis link is in
New Zealand Aroused Malongo.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodkey Breakfast smack bang in the
middle of Jerry's theories. This is the confusingly named game
show where you have to guess the answer to a
question that Jerry would come up with. So we've given
Jerry a question, he's written down his answer. The closest
to the pin wins this morning on oh eight hundred Hodak.
You feel free to give us a call right now.
The question today is what does Jerry think is the

(53:35):
average pen size in New Zealand? A texta on three
four eight three Volumetric measurement is the way, fellas, how
many ccs have you got? What's your displacement.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
On a moment? How do you do that? So you
get yourself you get yourself.

Speaker 15 (53:53):
A beaker, a beaker or a Bunsen burner colin, you
get yourself a Bunsen Mini that's some kind of cylindrical
instrument is and then you fill it with water and
then you dip it, yes, and then what have the.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
Yeah, that's just that's just a fear of measurement of
what's going on anyway, We are not asking that this morning.
We're just asking what the what you think, Jerry thinks
the averages we've gone through where we sit on the
world stage, we are just below Africa, just above Europe,
annoyingly just below Australia as well. So we go to

(54:33):
the phone lines. Let's go to Jake online number one.
Good morning, Jake. What do you think Jerry thinks is
the average downstairs?

Speaker 16 (54:41):
Lenk morning? I reckon four and a half inches, you
think four point five.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
You're a swimming instructor, Jake. Yeah, so you've seen some
people in speedo's.

Speaker 16 (54:55):
Oh yeah, I have, But I don't really like to
keep that in my mind too much because it gets
a old January's really short status starting to look at.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, I get think the other issue with you, Jake
is that you're swimming instructor in dned and and if
you're at the yeah, the St Clear Salt water pool
should be free absolutely freezing, so things will be shriveling up. Yeah.

Speaker 16 (55:17):
I'm also a surfer as well. I'm kind of used
to the old shrivel Yeah, inter needs like that on steroids.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Okay, so that number again from you.

Speaker 12 (55:27):
Jake, four and a half and.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
Five for Jake. Yep, all right, we go to line
to Ross the Milkman from Rights. Good morning Ross. How
long do you think Jerry thinks it is the average
downstairs boarding team. I'm gonna go I think Jerry thinks let's.

Speaker 12 (55:47):
Just go on even six?

Speaker 6 (55:48):
Even six? Now, what is it about Jerry that makes
you think he thinks it's sex? I don't think Jerry's
Jerry's an optimist.

Speaker 16 (55:57):
I think he's got the backs to the news dealers
serves out there.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
And yeah, I just I think.

Speaker 12 (56:04):
It's glass taffole.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
Okay, a black platfole and tapole. Thanks very much. Us
hold the line there. We go to Pablo and christ Church.
This isn't Pablo Manteno. You haven't signed for the Crusaders
next year of it?

Speaker 12 (56:22):
Unfortunate? Unfortunately not I have the mate.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
Okay, Pablo, what do you think Jerry thinks is the
average downstairs linked?

Speaker 12 (56:30):
Yeah? I just have a question before that, and it's like,
are we measuring from.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
The base or from the balls?

Speaker 1 (56:35):
We're measuring from the base here, Pablo, right.

Speaker 12 (56:38):
So I'm going to go with a comfortable six point three.

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Okay, Now, Pablo, are you of South American heritage?

Speaker 12 (56:46):
I am indeed.

Speaker 6 (56:47):
Yes, I've just been looking at the list and I've
got to be honest. Your region does very well. Your
instrument might be a little bit on the high side.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I don't know. Two questions for you, Pablo, Are you
from either Venezuela or Ecuador?

Speaker 12 (56:58):
And I am not?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Okay, Okay, that's good because those places they punched well
above the rest of South America as well.

Speaker 12 (57:05):
Yeah, but they're also very hungry.

Speaker 6 (57:10):
Okay. Six point three to the base for Pablo, six
flat for Ross from duneed in the feather south of.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
YEA Jack called me he's low balled on four point five.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
Low bald you on four point five. Okay, Jerry, it's
time to reveal Jerry's there is. How what do you
think is the average downstairs length Well Zealand?

Speaker 1 (57:30):
I believe Manaiah that the average downstairs length win aroused
in New Zealand is five point nine three inches five
point nine three which means that Ross from Rotro is
our winner today, kid a Ross. Oh good, hey, Jerry,
congratulations you went with six flat and you were zero
point oh seven of an inch away. Oh so you

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are now our champion and that means that you carry
over to next week.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
Congratulations Ross, you and Jerry you the same mind.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Ah, it's a proud moment.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Yeah, this is actually one of the rare ones where
where there is some there is some actual data around.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Yeah, that's right, but I mean again, it's it's what
is Yeah exactly. See Pablo, I'm just a little bit
unlucky in that he massively overestimated and good for him.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight the
hold Archy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
After just one year, it is becoming one of the
biggest domestic derby's in New Zealand sports. You probably say
it is the biggest domestic derby New Zealand sport at
the moment. This weekend, the Saturday Auckland f C hosts
the Wellington Phoenix in the A League. Enjoining us now
to talk about it is the Auckland f C CEO
Nick Becker. Welcome to the show, Nick, morning boys, thank

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you for having me. Great to be here, nice to
see you. I know that the record isn't looking good
for the Wellington Phoenix.

Speaker 13 (59:04):
No stage they are. They are four and o at
the moment and they've got to make the big trip
up here, you know they are. They come from a
small little town road up to the big smoke, you know,
playing in the stadium full of full of fans, it's
going to be to be quite sort of hard for
them to get their head around it.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
I think, no use to that. You're again, are you
tired of the Phoenix fans complaining about all of the
love for Auckland f c.

Speaker 13 (59:27):
Oh, they love a good complaint, but that's it's very Wellington,
that's very well just to complain about these I think
they need to focus on their own, their own stock.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
I must come up here though and get distracted. I
mean with the bright lights and clubs exactly, you know,
and the restaurants that are open and all that sort
of stuff. It must be tough. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:44):
Yeah, Fellows were already struggling in the ratings in Wellington.
This isn't second. That's what I love about Auckland f
now and your sickond year. But straight from the jump
there was obviously an appetite in Auckland for this team
and then immediately a rivalry. Yeah, but I know that
there's you know, there's more to it than just just
playing the Phoenix. But do the do the players have

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this circle. Oh they love it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
They love it.

Speaker 13 (01:00:07):
The players are the fans, right. Football's football is really
unique in that sense that the tribalism just drives that
kind of passion. And right from the get go, you're
absoutely right that our we're really lucky to have that hardcore.

Speaker 8 (01:00:18):
Group the port and they've been fantastic.

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
I went to the first ever game and they had
chance before the ball had ever been so well.

Speaker 13 (01:00:26):
We we we've got a bar down in Tyler Street, Sport.
We used to meet with them before the season, first
season kicked off, and we took players down there.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
We took the coach down there.

Speaker 13 (01:00:35):
We met with they've got a sort of a leadership
team and we'd be there on a frid night, would
buy them a bear, they'd practice their songs, try try
material out on us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
It's like an open night. Yeah, that was amazing that
they were. But you guys didn't manufacture that that they
there was.

Speaker 8 (01:00:51):
Organic they came from. Yeah, they did themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
I think.

Speaker 13 (01:00:54):
Right right at the start, we called ourselves the best
football name ever, which was a k L Football twenty
four before we figured we'd landed on our name of
Aukland f c it's so really hard to get there, yea.
And they create a fan page. They had like three
thousand people following a k L Football twenty four dot com.
You know, it was so it grew really organically. I

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think you can't create that. It has to be authentic.
It has to be organic. And they've just grown in size.
And I think people come to see it. They come
to be part of it, they come to sit near it,
or they just come to see the witness it because
it is it is super unique for the New Zealand sport.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Yeah. And so the port, they meet someone and then
they walk down into into their seats behind behind the goal.
That's the way it works out.

Speaker 13 (01:01:36):
They go to they go to the Lily World for
a little bit of pre loading in a safe and
responsible way for us, and then they get together. They've
got drums, they've got smoke. They come down as one.
They come down. They time it perfectly to come down
just as the players come out to warm up. So
they've got that kind of They've got an amazing connection
with the players and I think they love it. They

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love that they they get energy from it and the
players do too.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
I see Augland see top of the table at the
end of the regular season last year. They're now third
and that's because of a drawing a loss in the
last sort of two weeks. But up until then, humming, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:02:13):
We've had we had a really good start and then
a little little wobble. I mean last last weekend was ridiculous.
I mean it was huge.

Speaker 13 (01:02:19):
The d is biblical, you know we needed Moses is
that they depart the ways. But the water on that
pitch was insane. I've never I've worked in football for
over twenty years, I haven't ever seen I've worked in
the north northwest of the UK so well, I've never
seen anything like it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
There were there were points on the broadcast we almost
couldn't see the pitch.

Speaker 13 (01:02:35):
Yeah I know, I know Austin and stand I could
barely to see it and the players and it became
a bit of a far So we're going to write
that one off, but you know we did. We haven't
played the best football in the last couple of weeks
and I think the exciting thing about Saturday's game is
a it's going to be a great crowd. B Wellington
have actually just take there off the back of a
win we've had a little bit of a wobble, but

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the guys are super laser focus to correct that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:03:00):
So it makes for a really competitive game. And it
could be like the Wellings, we'll go and thinking this
might be the first time we ever get close to
beating or.

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
We'll be thinking differently.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
I normally you've got a little a little gibe up
your sleeves, and I remember you you took the w
out of Wellington. He went down to Wellington and took
the w out and put a billboard up which was
which was great. Have you got anything planned for this weekend?
Can you can you let us in on anything.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
Look, we don't want to reveal anything too early.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
We did.

Speaker 13 (01:03:32):
We did go down to Wellington and win with nine
men a few weeks back, and then we left the
We left the billboard outside. There was the older take
on the tour yet it was the you can't beat
Wellington on a good day. Yeah, right, And so this
one sort of it's it's it's sort of a bit
chicky go into there. You know what we do have
today is we've got we've got the guys out at

(01:03:54):
the massive cues to Ikea just sort of saying listen.
I care is going to be around forever.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Guys.

Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
The day is only once on a Saturday. Why y
Q for ike Why not come to the derby so
that that'll be that'll be pushed out. No, there might
be a jib or two.

Speaker 6 (01:04:09):
I hope.

Speaker 8 (01:04:10):
I hope Wellington brings some too, because it is part
of the fun, right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
It's it's unique because in New Zealand sport we're not
really used to it. No, we're not used to the
bands yea, yeah, yeah, we'll take it kind of. It's
quite weird. But I really enjoyed that part of it. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:04:23):
I walked out on the pitch in Wellington before the
game kicked off a few weeks when we're back when
down there and people were just you know if I was,
I was like, oh wow, I've got under their skid.
It's become a hate figure for the That's not a
bad thing, does it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
No, Nick Vicker, thanks so much for coming in Orking CEO.
Best of luck for the weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
Thanks boys, Jerry and Mini.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
The Hikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
It's a great pleasure to welcome to the Hidache Breakfast.
Charlie Heath, who is the lead singer and.

Speaker 6 (01:04:59):
Sex Offen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Multi instrumentalist and the band Tangerinakday, Charlie, Hey, Jeremy, how
are you doing? How are you going? I hear that
you guys are playing at Big Fan tonight.

Speaker 17 (01:05:12):
Yeah we are seven pm, doors open, three other really
awesome bands.

Speaker 7 (01:05:16):
Yeah, really excited about it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Tell us a little bit about Tangerino. What inspirations do
you draw on Tangerino?

Speaker 17 (01:05:25):
We try to be like the Strokes or like Hers,
but yeah, we kind of started just at university. I
did a course at Big Fan. It was the production course.
Music production taught me. Taught me heaps about just like
how to make a song like a bitter mixing, some
basic production skills. They've got like this awesome courses, and yeah,

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it's really helped me.

Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
What do you start when you're trying to make a song,
Because we're talking to Mike you have about it yesterday
and he was like he's been doing it for years,
even he doesn't really know where it comes from. What
do you start with? Just one of my mates.

Speaker 17 (01:05:56):
We'll come with like a chord progression or something. Yeah,
and then we're just like sit in my room and
stink it up to like, have.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
You found that so far, we'll play a little bit
of hold on, Here's here's a little bit of Corpse
Bride song song that you're out. So it's an interesting

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thing that's going on at Big Fan at the moment
because Big Fan set up by Joel Little music producer extraordinary.
People know that he was a big part of Royals,
had huge success with Khalid as well a whole lot
of number ones, massive success and then his helped set
up Big Fan. What what is Big Fan exactly? For

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people who don't know about Big Fan, don't don't live
in Auckland, what is it?

Speaker 17 (01:06:53):
So it's like a it's a venue, it's also got
a studio upstairs. It's also just got like some couch areas.
It's kind of everything, and it's like like Big Fan.
I think the name kind of is like trying to
start like a scene for younger bands. I think that
is what they were chrying to do and I think
it's gone pretty well.

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
Basically everything you need to start a band, somewhere to play,
somewhere to record.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:07:19):
Yeah, And they obviously I've mentioned before, these courses, it's
like kind of they show you the behind the scenes
stuff a lot that you don't see like my little
brother Barry who's our manager as well.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
And promoting this game. Well, yeah, he did like a production.

Speaker 17 (01:07:34):
Management management course and it showed him like kind of
hands on stuff he had like a mentor. It was
all it's all like, it's just they show you it
and then you get to ask with it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
It's really good. And he's obviously doing well on the
promotional side because he's managed to get you in here.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, highly coveted spot.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
So it's it's the it's the full music industry, is
what it is. It's teaching every kind of aspect, is
every part of it?

Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:07:57):
Oh yeah, and yeah it's very cool.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
It's very cool. All right.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
So you guys playing tonight? Yes what doors open at seven?

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Yes? Okay? And Big Fan is in Morningside and Auckland
also playing tonight.

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
Who else?

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
We got screamed by Tulips.

Speaker 8 (01:08:15):
Oh yeah, they're really cool.

Speaker 17 (01:08:16):
I saw them play at Double Whammy they were Yeah,
they're really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
Also Group Cheat you said you hated those guys.

Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
I've also I saw them players.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
Well, they're really cool.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
They're really cool.

Speaker 17 (01:08:28):
And the Three it's yeah, I haven't seen them play,
but yeah, I actually said nothing. No, it's part of
Barry's management team. It's one of their mates. They seem
really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Well, Beast of luck, Beast of bluck, tell you, I
hope it goes well for you.

Speaker 8 (01:08:47):
Awesome, thanks so much, and best of luck.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
With Tangerina as well. Oh yeah, I'm sure i'll be.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
We've seen you in the charts.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Well we're seeing yeah there, you're talented young men. So
best of luck with everything.

Speaker 6 (01:08:58):
Awesome, thanks so much.

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