📻Syrup - The Radio Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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the woods in alignment, welcome a lot of the hierarchy.
Breakfast Friday, the fifth of December twenty twenty five Monthames
Jerry Wells, this is my nice year.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Happy Friday, Jerry, Happy Friday, Ruder.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
We made it. We made it. At the end of
the week.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
There were times there, I'll be honest, there were two weeks,
so go guys, two more way. Yeah, and not even
two full weeks either, although technically if you account today because.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Of course we don't work the nineteenth No.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A bit a sweet moment yesterday we're a maid of
mine goes, hey, mate, I'm moving out Auckland the end
of the year. Having a few drinks on Friday the
nineteenth year round and I was like, you know what, man, Yeah,
I'm no, I'm not. It was because you're going out.
I was like, can we do the night before? I
actually finished the day earlier. He goes, oh, weird, why
why do you finish on a Thursdays He.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Had a Jason.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah saying to me where someone said, oh, you know,
can you play golf at eight thirty or something in
front of I'm sorry, I can't. And then we went
to hold on for a second the job, Oh yes.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I can, Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
So yesterday we were talking about the syrups.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, I didn't know what that was. I didn't know
what that was. And turns out it's one of those
I don't know, rumors not quite the right word.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Not urban math, urban myth is.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
The right word, yeah, or urban legends about It's probably
about about a school. I think every school's got some
sort of allegation leveled against them, don't they.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh, I mean a lot. What was your one? You
guys said one? Well, I went to Wanganoo Collegiate. They
were called ringies, ringies. Yeah, rings Everyone called wano Collegiate
boys ringies. It's because the the legend said that they
used to wear boat hats, right, you know, back in
the eighteen eighties, and they had rings around the top
of them.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah right. Ours was just do these just because we
were a Catholic school.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
So I mean, I think every Catholic school gets tired
to the same brush and all.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
The connotations that come with it.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
And yesterday we're talking about the unfortunate event and this
is what happens in the mainstream commentary as you can
get in trouble for saying thing, but it doesn't happen
on the acc That's why we thought it was mounted
out of a mole hill areas.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
When Scotty J. Stevenson said this.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
A bit of catching practice for the syrup suckers, the
Christ College boys explain, I didn't come up with a term.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
It's just what others call them.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
It's howls of disapproval from the public school kids in
the back of the commentary bogs.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
And so now apparently the later formal complaint they've gone
to the Broadcasting Standards Authority over Scott Jay saying syrup suckers.
Now again, I didn't know what the hell of this was,
and I know a lot of people from Christ which
maybe this is my own nave t, but I only
found out yesterday what it was. I would say, if

(03:12):
you're having something leveled against you like syrup suckers, it
just sounds silly.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
It just sounds silly.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well, yeah, totally, I think it's I think it's like
I just before we get into the syrup suckers, I've
heard them, never referred to them, heard them refer to
as syrup suckers. I've heard them as syrups and then
and also as kroush each boys high students as soggies.
Right now, assuming that that involves a game with a biscuit,

(03:40):
I'm assuming that that's where that came from. As well.
It's another urban I mean, it'll be another urban math.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Well you would think so, but the fact that they
have gone to the BSA about it, and jeez, now,
all of a sudden, I feel like we might draw
the ir of the BSA even.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Talking about that.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Honest, if someone levels an accusation in it at you
and you then try and fight it through.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
But the do the kids who go to that school?
Do the kids actually they offended by it? I don't
think they are. I think it's a pretty common term
across across christ.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
But also, like we said, it's just one of those
urban legend things, isn't it. Like so if you wouldn't
you just go, oh, you know that is one of
those things that they say, but it's all made up.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, it's not true. Whereas if you go, hey.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Makes you going to take you to the courts about this,
doesn't that sort of.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Go oh oh? I thought this was just.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
It just seems like a word that one had a
bit close to the bar, didn't.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I don't know, but this is one of the funny
things that the a SEC deals with quite often. So
that and I feel like a lot of people don't
understand the difference with the Broadcasting Standards Authority. And the
reason we're probably going to get taken to it this
morning is because you can stumble across our radio station.
You can accidentally your kid can hit a button on
you presepts and it just shows up. Same with TV
on the Internet, you have to actively search it out

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and so their exempt. The Internet is exempt from the
Broadcasting Standards or throwning. That's where the a SEC often
gets in trouble as whenever we cross over so for example,
chasing the Fox now or Radio Hot or black Clash,
and that's when we start getting in trouble.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
So the comment from the headmaster of Christ College, it's
a sexualized slur directed towards mine. People who are listening
on the commentary would have had no idea. No, I didn't,
no idea. I didn't, and it's the exact kind of
thing I should know. No idea, But he said, he
confirms it's a sexualized slur directed towards miners and such

(05:41):
language there is no place in any public forum, least
of all the national broadcast. I mean, nobody knew that
it was a section.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Most people that I didn't know it was pretty much
right up until he said it was. I've just messaged
another former teacher friend of mine asking for more details.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
They are very familiar.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Sorry, Yes, reach out Broadcasting Standards authority. We'd like to
finish our year with a cop It's probably the last
thing left on our on our show.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
We haven't done it so far this year.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Someone was asking me at the pub the other day
if you had a broadcast extandards Authority complained against you.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I said no, I haven't, not.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yet, and we're trying to figure out what it would take. Well,
I think we've done it this morning.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Wells be clear, what we said there with Syrup Suckers
was not a sexualized slur.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Okay, all right, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
It was a word. It's nothing to do with six
before right, three.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Jerry and Minia the hold ikey breakfast time for the
history of yesterday, today tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
I should just text a friend of mine about this
whole syrup situation, because again I had no idea what
it was. I was, is this a thing like I've
never heard this term be used before? And she replied,
and she goes, yeah, I've heard of that. Here's one
here and she sent me back a photo of your husband,
and I got another tis here come through on three
four eight three, saying you leave right.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Now out of this. All right, I'll give heart. I
know Lee hearts of Syrup. He's a former Serrus, he's
a former syrup excep. If we can have a chat
to him about it before night, yes.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Right on the day that is the fifth of December.
It's a Friday, Friday, the fifth of December Friday. Vised Man,
pubs are going to taken absolutely hammering this afternoon. I
feel like we're all in neutral, aren't we.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
We're absolutely I'm almost in reverse. Yeah, is it possible?
Can you check it in reverse and just go back
a bit?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I think you can chuck it in?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Should we try chucking it in reverse on Monday?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Maybe that possible?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, what would reverse look like? We just go back
and do I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Should we bestos? We'll get rooted, get rooted, get rid
of the work over, going back and finding some amazing
breaks from the from the last year.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
No, I'm just gonna literally, I'll find one of our
podcasts on the internet. I'll just play it on the radio.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I won't get that multiple levels of chucking it in?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
You know what are we doing in the historyous today?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
On this day?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
In eighteen seventy, the first ever rugby match was played
in Wellington between local clubs. This match was between a
Wellington side and a team from the Nelson Football Club.
Now that at the time the Nelson footballlub of course,
because rugby didn't exist. They were the soccer football club,
so not the Nelson.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Rugby football Club.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, they sailed across from Nelson, making this not just
the first for Wellington game but also the first into
district rugby match in New Zealand. Because, of course, famously
they say that the first ever rugby club and the
first rugby game was in Nelson, right, and they were just.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
A soccer club that picked the ball up. Let's have
a hone.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
So the game happens in the area you now know
as Patoni, after their originally intended ground near central Wellington flooded.
Team sizes were uneven, so the Nelson team had fourteen players.
Wellington started with twelve. They finished with thirteen.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
How did they start with twelve? And so someone to
I guess it was hard to arrive at places in
those days, the roads that didn't exist.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, rivers.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Also, they would have come over the night before first
night Fever and absolutely obliterated, and then they would be
with the Hell's Daryl.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
So the fact that the purchase flooded would have killed them.
To to to put some drainage in around that bloody
thing sand base back in eighteen seven, back in eighteen
seven Injeria playbase, it actually would have killed two of them.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah that's right, that person, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
The locals even had to recruit a horse and dray
driver to fill the team, So we're talking to a
draft horse sort of driver. According to contemporary reporting from
the Wellington Independent, the play was a rough and congested game.
One report notes a hard quote unquote hard tussle for
the first goal and a still longer contest for the second.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, okay, do you know what used to happen on
those days? I've read a bit about this. So the
game of rugby was not like it is now. No,
you weren't looking for quick rock ball. Oh God, spread
the ball wide and score on the corner. You weren't
looking at It was all about touching. So it was
these weird It was not. It was called they were
called sc rummages, and they were like mauls where people

(10:02):
would kind of lie on top of each other. It
was mainly, they say, going back to the syrup thing.
It was mainly a way of men getting some physical
touch from other men because there were no women in
New Zealand in the eighties. Ses, there's so few women
in the eighteen seventies, and so it was a way
of getting some kind of physical affection. But it was,

(10:24):
you know, affiction or attention, affiction, affiction, just touching. Otherwise
you'd be out in the bush for five six days.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Usually I need to touch it, man, well, yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
And the other option was ladies of the night. The syrup.
Ladies of the night did very well in New Zealand
in the eighteen seventies.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Nelson won by two goals to one. Despite and formal
beginnings of the match, is now widely accepted as the
first official rugby rules game in Wellington, in the first
interdistrict match in newsical.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
At worst, they felt, I mean they didn't have cameras
in those says, but imagine I.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Was to draw a few more pictures of it.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
The footage of it would be amazing.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I've seen paintings of some of those, like early my
grandpa used to have paintings of early rugby games.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Man.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
They looked, goofy oh. I gotta be.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Honest also, and this is a I know this is
an unpatriotic thing to say, but sometimes you look back
at the photos of the early early All Blacks and
they wouldn't have made an MBC team. Oh no, you
just you look at their thighs and you're.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Like, really, that's it.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I was sitting here, no gyms, no, no one was
going to lose mills. No, that's right.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Well, the amount of passed that.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Match helped spark the formation of a proper local club.
In May eighteen seventy one, The Wellington football Club was established.
Born on this day, the fifth of December nineteen oh one.
Walt Disney, animator and entertainment pioneer. He also on this
day in nineteen fifty four, was accused of brainwashing people
using his cartoons. Yes, so, in World War Two they

(11:46):
were using some of the Disney cartoons as training for soldiers,
and then in nineteen fifty four they accused him that
training of being brainwashing. Was eventually thrown out.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
He wasn't a fan of the communists, that's for sure,
and still exists now.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
They just checked two thousand people on a boat and
call it Disney cruse.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh, yes, so you've just recently did they have Walt
Disney's body cryogenically frozen in the middle of that cruise.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
But they had a couple of very large portraits around
the place and it felt really creepy, strange vibes.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Fun fact, Walt Disney didn't used to draw those cartoons.
I sort of didn't.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, right, it was other people. I didn't really assume
he did. I did assume he was a syrup. And
that is the history of yesterday today. It's right Timmaro
for Friday, the fifth of December twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Pesty Moyes about Walt Disney knew how to build a
park though didn't he?

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Jerry in the night they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Time for your latest sport headlines. Things to export, Ultra
the beer for here, Joe Roots. Long wait for a
Test century in Australia is over. Roots unbeaten one thirty
five for England on day one of the Second Ashes
Test in Brisbane was his first century and thirty innings
on Australian soil. He helped revive the tourists from five
to two early on following Ducks to bat has been
back at in the Milloy Pope to finish the day

(13:03):
three twenty five for nine route found unlikely support through
number eleven job for Archer as they clubbed an unbroken
sixty one run partnership.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
They went club I is this the first time that
Australia sorry England have batted through an entire day of
a Test match that you can remember since Bez Brooke
came in.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, because normally they they are go year and there's
a lot of people talking about the fact that they
would declare because it's so much harder to bet under
the lights. So the theory is that you either bat
for ages, you might be doing what the Australians think
that they won't do. They won't do yeah here, but
if they just keep batting and betting betting.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
But you're right, that's generally in the with the day
night as the pink bull tests, you go, you bat
right up to the stun starts setting, the lights come on,
and then you go right, you guys have a go yeah,
and you chuck them in and then the ball starts
hooping around and then you're bugging yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
It's it is. I think it's just exactly what they
don't want them to do, but what I think they
should do. And that's what I thought the black Caps
should have done yesterday. So they are three ever for nine, right,
they got one wicket leaves. What we did yesterday was
we came out, survived three balls before folks got out
and then that was the end of our innings. Yeap,
What was the point of that? It's pretty annoying, I'll

(14:12):
tell you. The only thing that'd be more annoying than
that is make your opponents come out into the field,
get up, get up, as if they have to go
out and field, get the working keeper to put his pads, gloves,
whole thing, get out to the center of the field.
But actually we declare and then just walk back off.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
It would drive your opponent.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Absolutely get you. You wouldn't be getting any APL contracts.
But that way, da dada, you just walk out. We
don't want that going out to him top of his
run up halfway through. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Actually we declare. Yeah.
I once had a guy who was in my team
and he wore a helmet out for the first delivery.
We all knew it was going to happen. He wore

(14:52):
the helmet. The guy bowled the first delivery, and then
he caught for the cap. Yeah. Love. He immediately caught
for the cap, didn't even went to the end of
the over call for the care took the cap, took
the helmet off.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I love that stuff because you are playing. You're not
playing the pitch, you're not playing the field, you're not
playing the conditions. You're playing your opponent. And the bigger
the more you can get into their head, the better.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yeah, but that's not the way to win the Spirit
of Cricket Award though, bugg of that.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Order, we we lost the Spirit of Chevy Pong Award
last Saturday, because we were doing all sorts of stuff
like we because you know, and beer pong, you can
call for a rerack and you pull all the cups
up to the front. We did the opposite, So we
sunk one cup with at rerack and then moved one
cup back into the middle again. And then later on
we're like, yeah, rereck, we want the only three cups
we had left all at the front.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
We're like, moved those back to right to the back.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Corners were as hard as possible, and they capitulated because
if you're in their head.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
He see out of four seventeen for four, a lead
of four hundred and eighty one. After the third day
of the opening cricket Test against the Western is in christ.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Jet Nathan and he drives down the ground.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
It is one hundred.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Latham brings up this fourteenth Test one hundred. He went
thirty nine.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
Innings without a century.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
But the skipper he.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
Does it one dred of one hundred and seventy nine balls.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Poor guy goes thirty nine and things without a century.
I mean Glane has gone an entire lifetime without a century. Yep.
As Russian Ravendra ended up with one hundred and seventy
six time lafe from one forty five. That was a record.
Third work of partnership two seventy nine between the sides.
Play resumes at eleven am this morning, and.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I think, so, what are we on four seventeen for
four Yeah, I think we're going to bat till about
nine hundred.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I reckon this is a real.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Fill your boots, get your averages up sort of opportunity
and then give ourselves one day to bowl them out.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
And fifteen four of New Zealand cricketers are worried about
the only fifteen. I'm worried about the future of local
domestic competitions if an independent T twenty league becomes a real it.
Now I don't understand any of the.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Start No neither do I.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
But if those fifteen got together, they could join that rebel.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
T twenty league.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
N Z twenty organizers who are they are keen to
investigate setting up a local franchise comference to run annually
in January. But ex black cat Richard Peatree peaches since
history has shown funding as imperial, and he wonders if
the proposed model stacks up Okay, so they knew are
the NZ twenty because there's a group that they're calling

(17:09):
the conglomerate or something. Who are they the conglomerate, conglomerate?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
What are they calling themselves?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Who are the conglomerate? Excess of evil? Who are the conglomerate?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
I don't know, Jerry and the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
So the Google's Year in Search twenty twenty five results out.
This is off the back of Spotify's year and review
results coming out used today.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Oh yeah, I mean, thankfully these aren't your personal search history.
You know, this is what we've been searching for as
a nation.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
And actually I know that there's.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Certain websites that you frequent there, Jerry, that released their
search terms later on in the year, which I'm looking.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Forward to as well.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
But for Google, the overall searchers, I think this is
like a top ten. I don't know if these are
an order. We think they are, at least for the
overall searches. The top one is Charlie kirk Man. When
they finally got shot, he was all over my my
thing there, you know, my my feet and blah blah.
I had to google him. So, who the hell is
this I.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Didn't know the guy either, but I think if you're
in the world of social media and that kind of
conservative political social media, you knew exactly who he was.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
If you go to social media to make yourself angry,
you probably knew what it was. I'm just looking at
rugby League highlights. But he and Sidney Sweeney and he
in Syrup circles. But he when he popped up because
it was going viral, then all of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Instagram's like you like this, did dude?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Really?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Here's five hundred here.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
I'm not going to be honest.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Pushed me pretty far to the right.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Other Google searches, And the funny thing is we've been
looking over this let's during the show, and every single
every second one you're like, what the hell's that thing?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Who the hell's this person?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
But of course that's what Google's for, is when you
don't know what these things are. I don't know what
the hell the COPD treatment is.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
I don't know what that is either some kind of
cough condition.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh okay, okay, yeah, I mean why would people why
would the third top search be osteoporosis treatment.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
I guess, I mean, really, I guess the oldies have
gotten hold of Google now osteoporosis. Yeah, Tom Phillips is fourth. Yeah,
that's low for me. Oulder thought that would have been
a bit higher. That's probably been the biggest story this year.
All Blacks versus France. Okay, why actually have no memory
of that game?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
So All Blacks versus Front.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Three test series?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Was it? Was it? I remember Osborne? Well, yes, Ozzy
Osborne did die this year. Yeah, it's probably one of
the more famous debts. Cyclone alphad. I don't remember Iran
id gain that either.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Now the how too I find quite interesting. The first
one the top one, and this is a symptomatic of.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Who we're at as a country. Fellas how to make Butter?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Well that makes sense. I mean when Butter's tim bucks,
oh my god, people start to look for some alternative.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yeah, and then people you start getting some videos on
your social media of people just chucking like milk into
a jar and then shaking it, and they're like, that's
how you make butters.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I don't know about that. Number two being how to
invest money and shares?

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, I don't know who's got that much money that they've.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Ship. This is a lot about New Zealand fourth, how
to get rid of bed bugs.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, the thing is if you think these bid bugs.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I remember I had a mate and I probably shouldn't
see the story on the radio, but he brought a
girl home to meet the family and night one. The
next morning she work out for she goes, I reckon,
there's bid bugs in that bed.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
The mum was mortified.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
It's a terrible slur.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
But yeah, but also with they lived way out and
you know, rural nowhere, I don't think that.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I don't think any of them.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Just checking, just signancy.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I'll tell you what if you if you so this
was obviously released yesterday, you you redo this today?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Syrups number one?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Do you think?

Speaker 3 (20:44):
So let's go through the definitions and see if you
can define any of these.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
So these are words that people want to define.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Plancher pe no, tucky t a k I parents, loris
hubris yes, yes, flying too close to the sun atria
no zity temples yeah, robberos No.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I do know this one.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
This is the snake that eats its own tail orgo.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
No sea tan No, where's conglomerate?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
No, not on there, not in the top can be there.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
If we started from today.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
And if we go through the viral internet trends, slash memes,
viral ice cream, So are you.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Making any viral ice cream?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
No, she's not doing that.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Action figure trends. I hate these trends, mango ice.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Cream, Barbie as I get out, and then this one?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
What the hell is six seven?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
I don't know that?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, thing sports events All Blacks, Fist, France Club World Cup,
Indianas England, Northland FC, Indias, Australia Champions, Trappings on this
backstand and Super Rugby Fantasy?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Is that in the sports events global moments? I thought
it was so Alfred Iran, David Dead, l a Fire,
so K Pop, Demon Hunters, Boo Boo six seven.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Bianca Sensory Grammys.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
That, Oh yeah, I know all about that. Coming up
after seven, coming up after seven o'clock, the Friday Top five, Yes, Today's.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Top five, Manga, Jerry and the Night, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Jeremy and Mina were pungent and sixpence, Well we have
this in two six percent song every time?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Isn't it creepy? The sixpence? Where did he come from?
With the Where did the.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Doesn't get played very often? You know?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I just felt all the.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Syrup Chat birthdays and anniversaries for the six panther A
tix three on three four eight three. I have ins
in me shares. Can you wound us do better? The
share price is dropping.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Well, we're in reverse now.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
This is a pump and dump.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
This is an absolute pumping dumb We're dropping the price
right down. We're gonna buy them all up and then
we're gonna then we're gonna come back next week.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
With some white hot content coming up on an ex
We are the good News Tomato. You can get your
good news and something good that's happened to you this week.
We'll talk about it on the radio three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
And also, we're not going to hide behind any sort
of virtue here. This can just be you saying something
good that you did for yourself, by yourself.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
It doesn't have to benefit anyone else.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
You can just gloat if you want. Yeah, good opportunity
to self source.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, whatever made you feel good about yourself this week?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah. Also before eight o'clock, Self Syrup the Hicky Breakfast
master Mind. Because Rude has been running some pretty nasty questions.
We've got up to one hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
This is so unfair.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
So other people's misfortune is your fortune.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
That's right financially.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
But coming up next the Friday Top fives a stunning innovation.
We're being contacted by consultants from radio stations all around
the world. Has been like, wait, so you guys rank
things in order from five through to one. How has
no one thought of this? Radio has been broadcasting forever
one hundred years.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
No I was thought to do this.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Someone told me that one of the consultants has taken
this idea and he's taken it to Australia's now.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
On triple Jane, that's right.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
We've done rivers, we've done seas, we're now doing mountains.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
We're putting our PPRD.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
To get it. Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Bail.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
This is just an astounding innovation in commercial radio. Commercial
breakfast radio where we take your votes on three, four, eight, three,
you tixton on a topic, We compile them and then
we come up with the list and then rank them
five through one out. This has been making waves obviously
in the international radio community, a lot of consultants setting
us up about it, but also closer to home, some

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news outlets on social media have picked up on these
stories as we've discussed them.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
The first week we did it two weeks ago, was.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Caroline Bay won the Best Beach and there was a
story that had at the time about seventy comments on it.
I should probably look it up again, seventy different boomers
arguing about whether Caroline Bay is in fact the best beach.
Then we did Best Rivers. Actually can't even remember what won, mate.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Oh the leath, Yeah, leath and how the how did
the leath come from them?

Speaker 3 (24:56):
When they And then someone texted through this week and said, look, fellas,
if you goes do your Mountain, you're basically written your
Pepperhart for the show.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
So we're going to do today manga.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
So the other part about this is we actually do
count the unlike a lot of other competitions in the world,
we actually do count the vote. So something can win
with as little as twenty five votes. So on three
four three, make sure you vote.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
I'm so happy. So what makes a good monk? That's
a question.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Look, it's a great question. It is a great question.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
And I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder,
you know, because for some people it's form. For some
people it's function. You know, if you're if you're a
skiing type, if you're in Dear Snowsports, and I am
the voice of snowsports here in New Zealand, you know.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Hold on, I saw you. I heard you, and I
saw you as the voice of snowsports commentating a rail
jam Bro Cadrona that time, and as a person who
couldn't get up to the actual event like you because
you hadn't ski.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Well, actually, Jerry, it was I couldn't get down to
the event because it was underneath us.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Get down there. You got on the left and then
the problem was you got dropped off at the top
of the two with two skis and a slap on
the ass and the man dropped off at the chandler
at the top of the chandler. It's like, the problem
is that you had to get from the top of
the chandler down to the half pipe, yes, and you
had no ability and.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Lanes like just just that you have not listened to
me this whole trip. It's not I don't like skiing,
it's I cannot ski. I've never been able. It's like
you're from the south, how can you not scale? I
don't know, poverty, but so I had to get They
basically chucked me on that inflatable banana boat thing like
I like, I just blown my knee out and then.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
My god, yeah, parents humiliation over there? He got banana
boatd to the event. Yeah, that's exactly. Are we sure
this is now? You know so much about it, you
can't do it. This is the voice of snowspats Easily.
You can't do it, but he knows a lot about it.
Don't have to have been a horse to be a
good jockey, Jarrett, And I've always said that that's right.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
So if like me, you you appreciate a mountain for
its utility and you like to shred fresh power bro then.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Remarks some people like manga for the it's symmetry, and
you're probably thinking Mount Taranaki, probably thinking Nata Joy as
a bird if it's got that cone shape to it. Personally,
I like a mountain that's got some girth, that's got
some height that you can get to the top of

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without walking. Like the idea that you know you think
you get to the top of the mountain without walking, Well,
you drive to it.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Oh right's got a road up at Mount John and
Tikapo were the observatories at the.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Top Mount Eden, for example. Mount Eden. Actually they cut
the road off and it's like, what are you doing
cutting off the road? That's the most annoying thing in
the world. And you can't walk on the cone. Get out?

Speaker 3 (27:44):
And what about around Guy Fawkes time does shut every
mountain around the city five weeks on the top of
that thing. It's a volcano, it used to be.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Come on point of it, all right?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
To give us a text three four eight three top
five monga in the country will be compiling the list
as we go. I've got my thoughts, Jerry, You've got
a mountain of mine?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Ah do. And the great thing is that I have
been backed up by someone on the text machine. So
I'm very very happy about that because I wrote it
down on the dock hoping that someone would well, I
was just going to bring it up anywhere. But look,
three votes and for my favorite mountain and the white
it utter. You can get up at two, which is
quite good. You can get down it. No, you can

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get on down.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
In fact, you can get up and down it quite
a few times.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
You really can get up and down this one and
a night.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Jerry. In the night they breakfast.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Where we're in all sorts.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
So and the break there, Jerry is getting very animated
about his favorite Mungo around the country, and he's knocked
over his coffee.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Now I'll pull you guys behind the curtain.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
The break that we get that's long enough to make
a coffee is the news at.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
The top of the hour.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
So that is a fresh wick coffee that Jerry's just spilt.
And in my time sitting in the studio with you,
I've never seen you do that before.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
You know what, I've never done it thirteen years. I've
been sitting on this seatway haven't. Actually i've been seeing
this at for nine but I've been on the show
for fifteen years. Never spilled a coffee on the desk.
God damn it. And I was so proud of myself
for that. But I tell you what pride comes before
a four. Yeah, that's right, and I've fallen. Yeah, but
I've cleaned it up. Look at that done. Luckily, the

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coffee was pretty much empty. It was maybe a third fall.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
So there we go and say we are taking your
text on three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
We got the stings.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I got to say, a lot of votes coming in
for Mount Taranaki formerly Mount Igmont.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
A million of them. Mount Taranaki has to be out
there in the top five. Beautiful, calm, but also deadly,
sick and deadly.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
At the New Zealand is particularly deadly, very icy. I
would have thought, also quite beautiful of the fact that
it doesn't always reveal itself.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
No, it's the burlesque of mountains, isn't It's just a little.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
You get a little peek of it. Oh, and then
sometimes you get the full nude. Yeah, and then I
like what to see there?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Yeah, you get the full frontal from certain angles, it's
a beautiful I mean, if you're looking for symmetry in
a mountain, you won't find much better.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
It looks great from the sky as well.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Oh, I love you down blouse on that thing.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Well, it's high, as I say, at a guess, and
someone can google this while I guess. Yeah, I'm going
to say two thousand, two thousand, fur long, three hundred meters.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Twenty three hundred. That seems two thousand three too high
to me.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Two five eighteen. Right, there we go. It wasn't miles away,
So that's high, especially right out of the sea.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Oh yeah, from sea level as the crow flies one
hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Someone else takes through.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Can I nominate like top or that bitch bangs?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
No, it's not among it anymore.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
It was it was at one point, we have have
we done Lake Cita didn't think we have We've done rivers.
Someone else said, can you guys, can you guys just
stick to the rivers in the lakes that you used to,
to which I would say, let's do waterfalls next week.
Someone else said mountainia, to which I would.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Say, play cards, right, we'll see how we.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Get do mountain ranges?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Counter does it have to be a mountain?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Look, I'd rather an actual individual mountain. And look a
lot of people will argue that an individual mountain isn't
really a mountain. I mean the Southern Alps, for example.
They work as a system.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
So you don't consider you don't recognize Mount Cook as
the sovereign state.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
When you're up Mount Cook, this is darchy. When you're
up there, you realize that this is not an individual mountains.
There's lots of other mountains around. Team Mount Tasman, for example.
It's right side, like, that's Mount Tasman, that's Mount Cook's.
Hold on a second, it's the It's connected.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Who said, yeah, exactly where do you draw the line?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
My favorite mountain is the Mount eat in Prison?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Cheers?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Really yeah, I don't mind Mount put On here.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Have they spent any time in amount? I've been inside
Mountain in prison?

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Yep, grim the old one, because there's the fancy new one.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Stone one. What'd you call it? Fancy? The new one?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
I mean it's much fancy than the old one.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Well, the old one looked like a prison from eighteen
like Lamer's a rab or something eighteen forty man? That place?
Oh and inside corrections green. I don't know if it
goes that you guys ever been in prison? Is it?
The walls are all this corrections green color? Right, and
it's it's a particular green that you will see no
other place anywhere in New Zealand. Like no one ever

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paints the inside of their house.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
It's your neck.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Sounds beautiful. We'll chuck it in Mount Baldy in the Marlborough.
Sounds is beautiful. Doc has a list of New Zealand's
greatest knobs and holes. Might be helpful for this situation
in a similar in a similar vein Richard Stixon, do
you accept knobs or hills?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
What about nob Hill?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I'll accept that great bourbon.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Another one here, Jerry, and I think this is one
that you wanted to nominate.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Was Mount Dick and the Wided Upper.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
You've been up deck quite a few times, I heard, Yeah,
specially in recent and recent end. Been up for a
year or two.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
In the nineties you were going up quite a bit
the name more.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Than two thousands, actually, yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Probably How often in a day would you have gone
up and down Mount Deck?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Not often in a day, but probably once or twice
a year, I suppose. So Mount Deck are great, easy
to get up as well.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
You can drive up Mount Wow. The older you get,
it's harder to get up, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Absolutely so? Mount Deck's getting him a lot of boats.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
That is getting a lot of oats.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Mount Long and Eli, the spiritual home of the smoke
show here in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
All right, we've got a million ticks. Mount Cooked.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
The capitulation curse continues. Mount Ten's it all. We're going
to compile this list to present the top five up.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Next Jerry and Midnight the Hootarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
It's the.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Curious today. People care a lot more about munga than
they do about oh.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, one hundred per I think, yeah, you can see
a mound of them just about anywhere.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I suppose that plays into it. I've been feverishly counting
the votes.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
It's been so so many of them and actually not
for yeah, another one, another one comes through for the winners.
So many have come through that I've been struggling to
compile these. Would you like to start with the honorable
mentions that.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Have not made it? I think so two, three, four, five.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Can we go mounted in prison? Honorable mention to mountain
in Prison hasn't quite made it in only one vote.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Mount Munganui now that has only narrowly missed out in
the top five.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I think people like manga that sits by the sea, yeah,
or something about it, because obviously you rise out you've
got the surf. Mount mungan is A is a beautiful place.
I've just been before. If you're in the South Island
along the beach is just remarkable for it. It's a
city beach. It is next level.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
It's the spiritual home of the smoke show as well
here in New Zealand. I just feel like demand to recount.
I think it's one of those issues where it's too popular,
you know what I mean, and so people don't vote
for Mount Montain because there's a bit of voter apathy
there alongside nob Hill.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
And Mount Cheeseman.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah. I've been up Mount Cheeseman a couple of times
I heard, and it's actually mount It's not actually Mount Cheeseman.
That's the that's a bit of a track. Mount Cheeseman
is actually Mount Cochrane. What Yeah, Mount Cochrane.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Life is a highway.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Another honorable mention from Mount Doom I met for the
fact that it actually doesn't exist. But given The Lord
of the Rings was filmed in New Zealand, can we
include Mount Doom? Probably not, jeez, I'm still I'm still
stuck on. I feel like I feel like, should we
ever recount?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Should we need to work up when we cut it off?
Because the munger kikit is coming in strong now. There's
a lot of votes for one Tree, hell, a.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Lot of votes for tiss it All.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Okay, man, I really want to kick one out for
it's a strong top five. You've got the you know what, Actually, Jerald,
your one Okay, no, no, okay, I'll respect it. I'll
respect it. All right, let's get into it without any
further ado. Here is your top five, number five mount Mania.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
This one is coming.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
I'm just genuinely what I would have put it at
number one. If I was rugging this, I would have
kicked that one out. Well, look, there's been a lot
of love for Mountain I I've never been there.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I know a few people who have. And you every day,
what do you think about?

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Not as often as i'd like.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
So that's it.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
At number five.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
There had to be a South Island one, and Mount
Cook number four is number four.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Missionary posiness.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
That is pretty missionary.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
But you've got to say it is our biggest mountain,
the training ground for Surreedmund Tillery but deadly, but deadly,
but which I think worked in its favorite and it was,
like you say, it's part.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Of a range.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
It is high counts against it as high. She does
sit up high. And actually when you're on the West
Coast and you look through because it's much closer to
the West coast o research you sit, it's it's quite
impressive from the West Coast, particularly with the west coast
with the beach forest, and then you go up it
is it is impressive.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
It is one of the most beautiful mountains in the world.
Three lovely glass you're associated with it too, your favorite
one that you and your youth could go up and
down many times in one day. But as you get older,
it's harder to get up Mount Dick in the wided upper.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I mean the old Havo danced on the top of
mount Deck.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
That's what I've heard.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, we danced on mountain Deck, did we ever? Yeah,
it's one of our It's one of the things that
we we bond over that you know, every year we'll
chat about the time that we danced on Mountain Deck
number two.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Who both for its form and its function. You can
ski on that thing. You can hock to a snowboard
on that you can.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
That thing you can't. You can hopto and scale that thing.
I got missed mixed feelings about. I got mixed feelings.
There's a lot of potential there. It's got a great
cradle like she'll erupt.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Oh yeah, but I mean the height against a couple
of allegations mountain and I is only three inches.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
All annoying political things involved with who oh, here we go.
What is the number one?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Number one one? How could it be anyone else other
than Taranaki? I mean just the history, the beauty, the symmetry.
Can you scan? Can you have to and scale that thing?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
You can that scale that I see and terrible?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Well there here's your top five mountains in the country.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
It's pretty dangerous to ski on it. Get off that thing.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Jerry and Man the Hodarchy breakfast and mid the hold
I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
So for the good News Tomato, why is it called
the good news Tomato? It's an auto correct Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I just said the group chat one Thursday evening. So
much bad news in the world. We need to shar
some good news tomorrow. That auto corrected to good News Tomato,
and thus the good News Tomato was born. I've just
had a coughing fit down the b studio pored. Zoe
sits in a soundpro of studio next to us. So
I walked through the door drinking from a big boy cup.
I don't have to I don't have the cippy cup anymore.

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That is a big boy cut too, handing that thing
as I walked through quite a heavy door. I think
we can all agree, and that sloshed back down. My
throat went down the wrong pipe and I had a
massive coughing fit.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Oh you're two handed.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
That thing hot too, and choked on that thing.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
So the good news tomato is an opportunity for you
to self source in a safe place.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Can I go first?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yes, I just survived drinking out of a big boy cup.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
No.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
I I yesterday for the first time, and I would say,
like five six years, I ran five k's.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
It's the longest it's been.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
One of my fitness goals this year is to be
able to run five k. It's it's kind of outside
of the big brown slim down. It's just that I
feel like, at thirty four, how hard it is to
get in shape now versus HOWD like to be able
to physically do it. I feel like it's only going
to get harder as I get older. So I was like,
I need to do this now and then try and

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maintain it, because maintaining is way easier than you know,
getting yourself into that shape. Also, I feel like there's
a tipping point at five k. Once you can run
five k, you could you can get to ten years.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Once you run five k, you can run a super marathon.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
So I'm going to run a one hundred and eighty
five k's.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Yeah, OK, one hundred and eighty five.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Yeah real QUI yea, I'm going to run a super
marathon tomorrow. And so yeah, that's that's my good news.
The fucking go double banger. I mean the miss is
off up north for the weekend.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Romantic get away the Kayui Lakes.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah, you can ski on that thing.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
You have to and ski on that thing going past mountain.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Mate, I spoke you.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
It'll be around there. You know you're not going to
see Mountaine. Oh you're not going to see I've.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Had six hundred bucks for the accommodation.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I was hoping.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I was hoping at least one of the nights'll be able.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
To You're not going to see Mountaine. That's going to
be you find it's behind cloud one of those I
I did something. This is this is not going to
excite a lot of people. But I think for for
mums and dads out there with teenage kids, I think
it will excite them and they'll understand this. Last night
I went to the food court with my you know,

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thirteen and fifteen year old kids, teenage kids, and we
wandered along. It was it was a it was a
Barmi evening. It was nice wander along the street, chatted away,
had some Malaysian food. We sat down there, we laughed,
We made fun of Tolsey, and in her absence we
bond she wasn't there. We bonded over the fact that

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we were making fun about her. And I just sat down.
A basic idea of sitting down with your kids and
going out and that finished school. Yeah, and so that's
a super super relaxed, super happy.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
And it was nice forgive me the ages again.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Fifteen and thirteen, fifteen and.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Thirteen, you landed a couple of body jokes last night,
I landed.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
And then that's the thing which brought me the most joy.
I described. I described a situation where where my thirteen
year old was hanging out with his mates and I said, well,
it's it's a full sausage sizzle and he's like, what,
And I said, a sausage? What's the sausages? I said,
it's when just a whole lot of men hang out
together and go And he thought that was quite funny.
And then and then I said to Michigan, you had

(42:33):
what's described as an oyster festival this well, which is
the female version, And she was like she couldn't get
a head around why you described that? Hugo understood, which
is interesting.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Texts three on three four oh three. You're good news
for the good news, Tomato. I'm going to view a
car that I've really been wanting to buy tomorrow and
I'm going to low ball them three thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
What kind of I need to know more details about that?
What sort of car? What do we get in for
three thousand? Now?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Give us a text three four eight three. Mark has
text in as well. My good news is I won
the ACC's LA Ultimate Game Day Experience.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Still not convinced this isn't a dream that.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yes, I called Mark. We called Mark on the a
SEC commentary the other day. Mark seems like a nice guy.
He was flabbergast, Dad, what a prize that you wanted?

Speaker 7 (43:16):
That?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Actually, Mark, who are you taking?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
He's taking? He's threatened to take. He's basically said, I
will take whoever is good to me over the next
week while so he's got three options and he's putting
them off against each other.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Man, well Mark, now you've got four name your price,
morning fellows.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Two parts tomato here.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Firstly, big shout out to my lovely partner who has
granted a well deserved scholarship for teachers college. Congratulations, you've
misspelled college, so thank you so hopefully she can help
you with that. And secondly, I was pre approved my
first home loan.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Oh this is huge stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Thanks team, love your work, bless blessed, and you can
add being slagged off on the radio. Good things coming
through is don't they?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
There?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
We go a lot of love for create days.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Oh my good news is great day tomorrow better than
Christmas Day?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Jerry in the night the Hoarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Hardy Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was former Radio Hodaki hosts and Greg
the long time allegedly Radio Hdarchy listener from Hamilton couldn't
take away o the prize. So today we've got one
hundred and fifty dollars up for grabs jackpots fifty huck
every day.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
We don't have a wonder how good does that sound?

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Going onto the weekend, and since some people have been
going crazy about new Zealand's first care store let's he
pronounce it opening in Auckland. Today's Mastermind topic is Sweden.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Duke Dork joins us from Auckland. Morning, Duke, Morning, tellos.
How are we good? You're studying to be a PE teacher? Duke?
That I am.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Yeah, you're going to take kids on the Duke of
Edinburgh trail. Ah.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Oh, I don't know about that, but well that's the way.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
To see you, do you know? You know what?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I'm not going to ask that.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
No, don't ask that. I know where you were going
to go there, Duke. What's the go to now for
for PE games? Are we still running dodgeball?

Speaker 8 (45:00):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah, dodge ball kids versus teacher?

Speaker 5 (45:03):
Oh yeah, just that one.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
That one really annoying.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
You're sorry it slipped out the side of my hand,
hit you right in the snout.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Do they teach you punishments for people kids who don't
turn up with their PE gear, Duke?

Speaker 8 (45:19):
They haven't so far, but I've thought up a few
of my own.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
For us. It was always straightening into the lost property bin.
It was like, oh, don't worry, we've got heaps and
that lost property bin was not washed once, so it
was like, oh, you forgot your thing, Well, don't worry,
We've got got one for you. And it wrecks leaks
Africa and bo.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Yeah, I've got a good one as well. For if
you catch kids chewing gum, you keep a jar with
all of the gum in it from all of the
lots of people chewing gum, and then the kids have
to get out that gum and then chew that.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Oh my god, I should do that.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
I should do that for Jason Hoyt when he leaves
his the correct gum at the desk hit underneath her, No,
he leaves it on top.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Really, I can't get anywhere even worse than.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
That's not what you called him. For Duke, you know
how this works? Three questions, well, five questions? Get three right?
You want one hundred and fifty bucks. Diseasy as that, yeap?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Question number one for Duke which Swedish tennis player was
ranked world number one in the nineteen seventies and nineteen eighties. Ah,
what is the official currency a Sweden? The krona? Correct
who famously said this in twenty nineteen, you have stolen

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my dreams, my childhood. Correct work two countries. Does Sweden
share a land border with them, Mark and Finland. No,
Which Swedish band's greatest hits album sold over twenty eight
million copies? Swedish ouse mafia? No, what is the official

(46:57):
currency of Sweden?

Speaker 2 (47:00):
I know, I know you, oh Swedish house.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Mafia, Duke, I've got no clue. We've got good news
for you, duke, because I went back to read, I
couldn't remember which one you'd got right, which one you hadn't.
I knew that you got Greta Thunberg, I couldn't remember
whether it was beyond Borg or the Corona. So I
read the wrong question again, which means juke that you

(47:24):
have won because I stuffed it up. You've won one
hundred and fifty bucks. Oh wow, thank you very much. Guys,
what question did you read wrong? I went and see
it is good that you didn't even notice. I went
back to what's the official currency of Sweden? He got
that right. It should have been which swis He wouldn't
have got it anyway.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
But when you said which Swedish band's greatest hits album
that sold over twenty million copies, and he said Swedish
house mark, you think you shouldn't get the math for that. Actually,
I think he should pay us one hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
No, it was ever oh god yeah and Norway And
are the two contes that sheer Land border worth speeding
close on that one? Beyond Borg was the Swedish tennis
player who was ranked number one in the seventies and eighties.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Oh well, oh well, good luck for you. What is this?
Is this Swedish house.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Matters Man mocked your flame? Don't you know?

Speaker 1 (48:17):
This one?

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Not on your spotify rat Man?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
I did not buy one of the twenty eight million
copies of that.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Coming up outters for aight o'clark are Glane joins us
to talk about the sport over the weekend and we
shove it into reverse.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Jerry and mian Land the hot I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Just before we get into what the topic dejure, the
big thing that everyone's talking about this morning, Can we
address something that's happening in the studio here, and that
is the fact that we're giving away a lazy boy
at the moment. It's the actual, the actual lazy boy that's.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
In the corner of the studio.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
And if you want to win that, you text lazy
to three four eight three. The word lazy that comes
through to our text machine, and it has been doing
Jerry's hitting because because every time we're doing something on
here and we're asking for your text, you know, top
five Mountains, what's a syrup cuckle, we are getting ticks
coming through just saying lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy lazy, and

(49:12):
it has been doing your head and I see it.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I forgot that we were running that promotion because back
in the day look behind the curtain again, the ticks
machine three four three used to that stuff, filtered out
the promos and so any kind of word that you
were texting and we didn't used to read. Now apparently
it doesn't have the ability to do it anymore because
we've got a new text machine, and so every time
we say something it just is lazy.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
I know, and then we're like, then we go to
a U.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
I was like going hard.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Jerry's God, that was actually pretty good. I thought we
really nailed that. It's just like lazy, lazy, lazy. We
had one years ago when I was doing the show
with Lee and Texts went out to a bunch of
people from our text machine and said, if you want
these automatic texts to stop coming through, just reply stop.
And so in the middle of while we were on here,
Jerry Lee's telling this bigloin and then the teas machine

(50:01):
just starts going stop stop stop, stop, stop stop stop.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
What did I do? Yeah, this one's just come through
on three for three, I am actually calling this lazy.
I don't want anything to do with the lazy boy promotion.
I don't want to want to.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
I just want you to know you're lazy.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I don't know if you're watching the cricket commentary on
tvan Z Plus the other day, but Scottie Stevenson said this.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Bit of catching practice for the syrup suckers the christ
College Boys explain.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I didn't come up with a term.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
It's just what others call them.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
It's hows of disapproval from the public school kids in
the back of the commentary jocks.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
And I would to be honest, I wasn't watching the commentary.
If I was, I probably wouldn't have picked up on that.
I don't even know what that was. And so I
immediately after that then hit the news headlines, the mainstream
media news headlines, and I put it in the group shatters,
like can you explain the hell of syrup suckers tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, I'd heard the colloquial term before, and I think
a lot of schools have these terms. Yeah, nicknames for
people who go to schools whatever.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Well, like for example, my school was Dooley's, which is
I think any Catholic school just gets called Dooleys.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Oh yeah, I went to Wangano Collegiate in Wanganui. Collegiate
students are called ringies rings rings because apparently they used
to wear boater hats back in the day with the
rings around them. Okay, so you know there's all these
different sort of terms that you have. Apparently Christ Church
Boys High students are called Soggy's right, you know, for
whatever reason. And anyway, what's happened is s guy, you know.

(51:32):
Scotty J. Simpson has said that, and then the christ
College principle has come out and he said he is
laying a former complaint to the BSA about it. Yes,
and he's saying that it's a derogatory term and it's
sexualizing young boys, is what he's saying. That's his argument.
It's a it's I mean, this is one of.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Those incidents where I don't I think most people around
the country had not heard that term and did not
know what that was, even someone who's from the South Island.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
I had never heard that before until this, and now
I know what it is.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I eight hundred hadeki. I'm just interested if anybody who
is a Christ college oh boy or current pupil or
old boy's probably better Yeah, for.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
This, I think there's a word for it is.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Are they like, is anyone actually is anyone offended.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
By the term? I'd be fascinated to know. I can't
imagine they would be. Yeah, well, someone's just text he
and said that Lee hartz A serah. Yeah, I've put
the I've put the text in. But Lee's not a
morning and he's not a morning person, not a syrups. I.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Yeah, it's funny because, like I said, I hadn't heard
this before. I texted a friend of mine who's from
christ and I said, have you ever heard this term
syrup before? And she goes, yeah, here's one sent me
a phone to her husband.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
I anyone offended by then who went to the school,
I would have thought.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
So.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Doesn't sound like there's a lot of syrups listening to us.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Come on Syrups, Classic Syrup, not calling.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Jerry and the Night the Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
If you're a Syrup, give us a cool post Syrup
the former Syrup Old Boys at Christ College.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
It never goes off, No Goden Syrup. Someone sticks her
on three four eight three. I'm sweet and viscus, so
I'm offended. Someone else said, seems silly that the public
will complain about this when the ACC can go deep
on so many other things. I'm going to read exactly
what they said, but if you've listened to the a
SEC this week, you'll.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Know I was involved in that ACC discussion the other
day and I went on broiler. I tried to distance myself,
but there were only three commentators and if I didn't
say anything, there was going to be no one was
going to There was going to be silence.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Well, what I want you to know is that it
came up again the next day, right and with that,
without going into what the topic was, I went, donkey, anyway,
you've had something happened to you. I think we may
have a syrup on the line, Jary, this could this.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Could go any one of a million different words.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Should we chat about this before we go to there
there we go. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
We're going to stay there.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Let's run it, okay, Okay, Redder.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
This is on you. Welcome to the show, Anonymous.

Speaker 8 (54:16):
I believe, Good morning. Tellas how are you not too bad?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Thank you good? Are you a syrup?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
No?

Speaker 8 (54:25):
I'm nice? Okay, but I can provide a little bit
of background. Try and keep it PG as much as possible.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Good on you, Good on you. You know exactly how,
you know exactly how it works. Please provide some background.

Speaker 8 (54:42):
Yeah, so, I think it's a relatively long standing scenario
between all the schools and Christisch. Seems to be a
Christich thing. Which school did you go to?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
So on.

Speaker 8 (54:51):
There's a number of names that are out there for
different schools, and they are pretty derogatory in nature. So
most of the commentary this morning's been really correct. But yeah,
it's been a bit of a long standing thing. There's
a number of schools, but it comes back to probably
the private versus public school thing dominantly.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yeah, I've heard that.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
I've heard of all sorts of different chants when these
schools play against each other about whose dad works for,
who's dad and so on and so forth.

Speaker 8 (55:20):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
The question I have for you, Anonymous, is anyone taking
offense in christ Church to any of the terms.

Speaker 8 (55:27):
Not at all, Not at all, and a lot of environments.
There is a number of people that are from those
different schools and not no offense taken. It's just a
bit of freeing inventor a bit of rooming.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Yeah, that's right, That's what I would have thought too.
But now everyone knows what this is.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Really shone a light on it, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Thanks very much, Anonymous, appreciate the call. Although the fact
that you've decided to remain anonymous tells me someone is
going to be offended by that text on three four
oh three? Where do you sit on the golden ob squeezable?
But you wouldn't sit on, No, you wouldn't. Necessarily this
whole thing started.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Um, of course everyone in Crosst knows what a syrapus.
My twin year old son went to St. Thomas's still
calls his mates who went to Christ This nobody takes offense.
That's right. There we go. I wouldn't have thought so.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
I wouldn't have thought so, And again I hadn't heard
of it until all this Hullablow was made out of it,
and I look forward to our meeting with the Broadcasting
Stanards Authority after this.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Jerry and Mini, the hold Ikey Breakfast Jerry and then
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
When my kids come and say something terrible happened to them,
I like to say to them, you need to think
about what you did wrong? What did you do wrong?
What have you done wrong in the last few days,
Because that'll be calmer, I'd say, is the way that
I teach them.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I thought you're gonna say, how did you end up
in that situation to have that bad thing happened to you? No,
no comic retribution, I say, whatever you nut, don't anything
better in the last couple of days.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
I'm like, oh, I don't think so you think hard
because it's probably probably comic guy.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Yeah, coming back to it, and I thought.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Of the same thing on myself yesterday because remember the
other day I was telling you about playing golf and
my golf cart which day drifted away? It was it
was Sunday, Yeah, and my golf cart drifted one hundred
and fifty meters down a par four and into into
a sand trap. And then yeah, and watching it watching

(57:27):
it go down. The hell was I was devastating knowing
that A I couldn't catch it. B I wasn't going
to be going to have to go all the way
down the heile and the back again.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
And there were people anyway, see, everyone was watching you
do it as well, which is humiliating.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Guys on the guys that were on the tee, I
could hear them laughing, howling.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Honestly, I've seen this happen more times than I could count,
and every single time it stops everyone everyone they can
see it.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
They stop and they go, ah, check this out.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
This is an idiot. I thought, I think you know
I've done something bad here. Anyways, the first issue was
a trundley. She just carried that thing.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Second issue is you've got breaks on that thing.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Yeah, I got breaks on that thing.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
This is the this is the the damn brakes on.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Well yeah sure. Yesterday, very Wendy play golf again, playing
a lot of golf. Of the money, I'm getting worse though.
It sounds like you get something getting worse with every round.
A person can play lots of golf and get worse.
So my trundle ran away again yesterday so to two
rounds the last two times I've played golf. Both times.
My first time, my trundler ran away. Playing with former

(58:34):
Black captain Karen Reith. I've heard of him, and I'm
there on the eighth hole, thet tits and playing well.
Were you playing well? Boking that?

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Hell, we're playing better than him?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
No, absolutely not. He's a good player, man. He can
hit the ball a long way, capable, very capable. Plot.
So I'm there on the eighth. My cart was stopped.
It was fine, it was it was I purposely packed
it on a zone. That's next thing, you know, your cart,
and I turned around my cat, my cart, my cat

(59:09):
off on another voyage and it's going straight for a lake.
Benny Hill music, a lake on that thing? Yeah, there's
a lake on that thing on the eighth And luckily
it deep veered off because of the slope of the you.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Know, tipped over and spilled your clubs everywhere.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Didn't I caught it? But it was I did ask
myself as it was happening. I was like, I did
executly what I did to my children. I thought, what
have I done to someone? I've done something bad? Somewhere
along the line, what do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (59:43):
It was.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Year of fat shaming.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Me was calling.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Too many things to think calling people syrups on the radio.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
No, there's plenty of things. Do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (59:54):
It was three four eight threugh, what's Jerry done there?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
And this is coming? It started to go again on
and on the eleventh.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Just put the on that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I never put the brake on it, but I need.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
To start or you're gonna start carrying that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
I'm not carrying that thing, or you're going to start
using a caddy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
That's probably fast sports chat with acc head Glane caught
you by head Sport Ultra the bill for here, Welcome
to the Hiderky breakfast a sec here, Gulane a well
known syrup.

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
Yeah, get a syrupiece. I prefer soggy and syrup to
be honest. At my school, a school, I mean, other
schools just called us faggots.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Well, so there we go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
It was here Glane that fact.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Can we just themselves? We had fag my first year,
we had fagging.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Fagging.

Speaker 7 (01:00:44):
It's now called mentoring, okay, it's just change, just rebranded
buddy buddy, big buddy now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
But then it was called fagging.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Again this is a SEC here. There's the voice of
a SEC here, Glane. I'm just distancing myself from it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I was amazed. And we've had a couple of texts.
Obviously people have got upset some of the comments sign
on the TVNZ commentary around using the term syrup to
describe people from christ College. And there's a couple of
texts have come and they said, I'm not sure if
those same people who were listening to the a SEC
commentary I meanwhile they were talking about animals. Yeah, well
look I'm not even going to say what they were

(01:01:17):
saying about the animals.

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
No, but what happened was I mean, it was a
honey trip, wasn't it for us? Because the top ten
best Reality lists got sent out, didn't it? Beast Reality
rates got sent out that day, So it was a
topic of conversation, that's all. And that just led down
a certain path which we probably don't want.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
To talk about. It was an issue as it was
an issued as it was just a topical issue.

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
Was I think it might have been the front page
of the Herald talking about that the rates of Best Reality.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
So we were just covering that off.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
We are but a mirror correct. Are they up the rates?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Yeah, no, twenty five in the last ten years, down
twenty five, twenty five chargers, yeah, well twenty five convictions.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Yes, and yeah two and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Yeah. I mean, look, it's not much.

Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
And I think we came to the conclusion that dolphins
probably the animal that you'd probably want to make love to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Yeah, I said many. But anyway, someone else went.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Bat Yeah, anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Can we move away from this? Sure myself from the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Actual cricket going on?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
The Black Caps are playing now, why wouldn't we, Glane,
so we what four hundred and seventeen for four Yes,
I've been waiting for a team to just bat for
all five days, score fifteen hundred runs and then take
a draw as a statement piece for the rest of
world cricket. I think while the Ashes is going on
this zero oportunity.

Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
Yeah, well, I look at this as the start of
the World Test Championship cycle, so their points available here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
So it draws no good to the draws, no good
for us.

Speaker 7 (01:02:36):
I mean if if we were if it was at
the end of the cycle and we were out of contention,
then there would be an argument.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
For us to bat for five days. The two thousand
run draw. Yeah, I'd love it. But it was a
good day of cricket.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
It was a good day of cricket.

Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
I mean Tom Latham, he hadn't scored one hundred and
thirty nine Test innings, so there was so much pressure
on him and you'd have to say a chanceless hundred
from him. You wouldn't say the same about Revengeo. He
got dropped on five and I think twelve, but after
that he played positively. He was great to watch as always.
I was very Parannoyd about cursing himself.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
I was listening when Latham was in the nineties. Yeah,
you are flying so close to the sun. Well, the
commentator is cursed.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
The thing is now I am just going to go
all out because I can't. We can't go go through
life without praising someone as their betting and the fear
of getting a curse. So by proxy, I'm probably going
to get accused of many curses.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
But I did it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
Both them got hundreds, big hundreds as well.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
On seventy six I think for Revengra yeah enormous.

Speaker 7 (01:03:30):
And yeah they've got a massive lead. I'd say I'll
bet probably maybe four an hour this morning. Pile up
five hundred and then go out all out of tech
on the western.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Try and get it done today.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
School board pressure, just take the school board completely out
of it. Although the pitch clearly good for betting. I
mean when you get a couple of guys getting a hundred,
that's what they'll be worried about.

Speaker 7 (01:03:48):
Yeah, but look, those West Indian bowlers were pretty tired.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
The fielding was pretty dire.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Yeah, there's a theory as well. And I suppose if
you don't watch a lot of Test cricket or don't
know about cricket. But if you've got a three match series,
what you're trying three tests, say what you try and do?
And the first test is you make those bowler's bowl
as much as you possibly can and it buggers them
because it's bloody tiring, like bowling even for one day, well,

(01:04:16):
bowling for two days bowling. How many hovers have they
bowled at us? Now? One hundred?

Speaker 7 (01:04:19):
Are you close to twenty? Taken the new ball at
eighty they've bowled another year twenty and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Then they're not playing with no chance of winning, which
is also equally TOMORROWLZ.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
If you if you physically, if you make a team
bowl one hundred and twenty overs at you. It has
a kick on effect for the next test because you're
still buggered, but we're tying to get to the next test.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
We're made of sterner stuff though, because cowboy Blundelle our
first choice workikeeper. He did his hammy, so now Latham
was workikeeping then turned around open and scored a ton.

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Yeah, he was pretty much on the field for two
straight days.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Yeah, maybe he needs that. You know, some people need
the bloody you know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Yeah, so today could be the last day we could
run through them.

Speaker 7 (01:04:56):
Today, I'd say there'd be motivation to a beautiful day
in christ thirty degrees nor East is turning around, so
it's going to be beautiful conditions all around for cricket.
So get down there because it might not be played
tomorrow on the Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Which makes kind of sense.

Speaker 7 (01:05:10):
But anyway, we won't talk about scheduling.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
We won't talk about scheduling.

Speaker 7 (01:05:14):
But how good is yes is I've got a start
time That pink ball in Brisbane starts at five o'clock
every day. My I mean, my life is my life,
and my marriage and my just my general relationship with
my family is on a knife edge and these ashes
aren't helping.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
No, No, what time did it finish? Because I fell
asleep watching it last night? How late does it? It
goes about midnight?

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Yeah that's good stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's good good Stuff's good aboute Joe Root
get one hundred? Mind you, I do have to mute
the coverage because I'm not wanted to punch my TV
more than when David Warner comes on. I thought I would,
you know, I would grow to like him a bit
more away from playing cricket, But.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
He's actually worse.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
He's potentially the dumbest man on it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
I don't like Mark war is annoying.

Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
To find him annoying, it's a shame you don't get
the other other commentary.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Actually there's these two over there.

Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
Yeah, there's two teams there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Are you enjoying the the plethora of new analysis tools
they've debuted and.

Speaker 7 (01:06:10):
The stick man one for the stick one and the
speed of the wrist release and they're talking about he's
only got a forty six clour mind.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
The risk release, but the graphic is like what's the
graphic proof?

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
And then what I'm supposed to take away from it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
And the weight transfer of the bats.

Speaker 7 (01:06:25):
Yeah, they turn them into a stick man. They turned
them into a Michaelangelo kind of a stick man for
kind of situation. I do like it because every year
they think of something new because that'll be gone next year.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Yeah, they won't use that next.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Come on, England, come on, come on, come on, England, absolutely,
come on England.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
What about start taking a work it in his first
over again.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Firstball for the money.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
The man from Nantucket got a golden duck, and then
oli Pope with the duk.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
We were.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
If you want to hear the best dual commentary of
all time, tune into the a C Seed today from.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
The dual commentary.

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
Yeah, and then at five o'clock we cover the air
and we cover the black Caps as well.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Also local Darby Auckland f C and the Phoenix up
in Auckland on the weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:07:07):
Good one, it's a big one. And if you are
headed along, head along to Lily World. Beforehand, we've got
a couple of thousand Export Ultra Steady the ship hats
to give away for anyone who's there. Obviously the unofficial
Headwaar of Auckland f C. The Captain's hat.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Worked out quite well that didn't it. It did. Yeah,
And we've got about ten thousand of them in storage.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
You just need to hear them, allright.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Thanks for coming on a sec head, Julane, whip the
bails off and Jo your weekend, dude, Same to you,
a man too. Weekend for two up in the up
on mountain and Iah, Yeah, take some golden syrup with you.

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