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Speaker 1 (00:17):
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Speaker 2 (00:35):
Keep evan no.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Ossie band, No, I think American. I've seen them. I
saw them at It's about fifty of them are there. Yeah,
there's heaps of them on stage. I saw them at
Lollapalooza in Chicago. It's a they're a good time jungle
Grants Park. There's a female vocalists and a male vocalist
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as well. Grant Park. Never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, sounds a good place. So Jesus is a buzzer
on the office today. Have you guys notice that?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Do you know why?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
There's a special gift coming Yeah, but also the Christmas
do today, but there's also a special guest coming.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Center. Basically he's the center of jobs. He gives out jobs.
He's Sai.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You know when the boss shows up in a full suit,
You're like, something's.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
On here, something's wrong. Yeah, what's happened? Especially in radio
I'm not wrong. I've noticed that.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Our big meetings don't warrant a suit.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
No, no, they infect go the other way. Yeah, likes
to put across a bit more of a casual feels.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Hey, do we do a nude meeting at some stage?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, we can't. We can't do that. It wouldn't be
appropriate with I don't think so that's and I'm sick like.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Maybe if you went there, I think I think you're
just good to treat everyone like that, that we're all
the same, like real humans. Yeah, like people. I don't
see the world through that leans anyone cold.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I notice you've done the puffer does the catabatic wind
has come through thick and fast.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I've noticed that.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So there's a cure across the way and the reception
to go and pick up all the wrist bands for
the for the work Christmas though, I'm thinking of going
down there and given the higher up peace of my mind,
thinking about getting real sloppy and just you know, you
know it should be when I'm frequency in South Kenby, I.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Think you should come in with some jokes around some
maybe controversial topics as well for the for the business.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Maybe maybe some should I get into some of my
ethnic stuff, maybe some of my gender, right the people, Yeah,
we're the brown people on this other comes you in
brown face.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Hey, should we should call that cadabatic wind that flows
through the studio, we should call it the duchess. Yes,
because she remember when she let off that that thing
and it went up there and it put the silver
things up in the ear conditioning. They're still there.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
So you're okay saying maybe once a day the duchess
is blying and.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Then when the duchess let that thing off. Yea, the
duchess has coming today.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, I mean it is the Duchess. It's howls straight
through you, makes the hair on the back of your
neck stand up.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah. It doesn't ever seem to And when you send
it home, it doesn't come. It keeps, the returns, keeps
coming back and sending ubers back. It returns. Yeah. It
ends up on the end of your bed, well dressing
your boss, does it? Yep? Ends up on the end
of your bed. It end up on the end of
your bed, Yeah, we did. I've heard of it ended
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up in a lot of places. Do you know what
I it? On the.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
On the Cricket Commentary on the cricket comment I was
listening to the mainstream commentary yesterday and I heard Scotty
talking about that would because you know how they got
the museum there, a base reserve, Yeah and understand muse Yeah.
And part of it is they've got one of those
little VR headsets that you can chuck on and you
can play you know, virtual cricket down there.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And so they had a little shot of that and
then the hero Jeb turned to Scotty and said, you
ever had a hone on that? And he goes, no,
not on the cricket one. I'd shudder to think what
I'd do on that. I've only ever done it on
the headset.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You might have been going.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
You were there at at Matt Heat's house and he
regaled the herey jab with the story of the time
he knocked out Heats TV. Ah did he Yeah, he
told him the story about it. He even name dropped Heath.
It was just like, yeah, I broke Matt Heats TV.
It was so we were Heath had just got the
VR headset. This would have being pretty new at that stage.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
When day I'm thinking it's like seven or eight years ago. Yeah,
twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I would say, I guess, And we were fresh off
actually our Christmas party and yeah, yeah, we'd been out
on the boats that day. There was a social media
blackout and then we got back ashore. Lee Hart was
placed into an uber with mett Ward to chaperonem.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
There.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
We'd fished him out of the viaduct harbor.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It was a four man job. I was one of
the men that did that.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, oh, there's a plank I did. Wait, Oh my god,
there was I hope it doesn't mind assume the story.
But we had moored up in the viaduct.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
We'll get back to Scotty. We're moored up in the.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Viaduct and Lee was just leaning against the wall of
the boat that we were sitting on. It was like
right next to the sort of the bathroom. There was
heat up against it. But as you know, a boat
moored to the dock, it's still listing lazily to the left.
And every time it would lazily list to the right,
as head would come off the wall, and then it
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would lest back the other way, and then just everything
and it was happening over and over and over again.
He was just in that stage of the night where
like he wasn't asleep, he was away and he was
still talking to people, but it just motor function had gone.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And did we end up in Swashies that night? And
the restaurant part of Swashes? I feel like we got
booted out? We did? We did that?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, we did, because we immediately disembarked the vessel and
we're like, where do we go from here?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Swashies Swashies And there.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Was a function on I believe we crashed a function.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
They were crashed a function. And then we got we
actually got frog marched out. Yeah, that was embarrassing. And then.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We ended up back at Heath's house and that's when
the VR headset came out and we were taking turns.
It's quite freaky. He had the boxing game on. It's
quite intense. You've got this giant dude bearing down on
your thrown punches. Well, Scotty decided to cut the cut
the ring off on him and took a couple of
steps forward. It's setting them up quite nicely with the jab,
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and just when we had to close the distance, he
just he just threw a devastating right cross straight through
the middle of Heaths TV. Everyone in the room could
see what what was happening. He took a couple of
steps forward and bomb. It was a good blow. He
lit that bitch up Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
And that was the end of man Heats TV. Well,
I can't I can't imagine we would have been drinking
at that stage, because if back at Heat's house, he
wouldn't have had any alcohol.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Here, I think we had the We were thought to
take some with us, but we wouldn't have needed to.
We were pretty passed by that stage.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
How was his hand?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Obviously the TV didn't go so well, but scottis and
is fine. Yeah, fine, But there was a lot of
dispute over the TV. The TV was fucked, TV was
yeah the TV. There was a lot of toing and
frying over who pays for the TV, what happens to
the TV.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
My memory was there was a real forgiveness and hey,
don't worry about it. These things happen on the night.
But then the next day I think it was revealed
that that actually wasn't Heath's TV, and that he was
borrowing it from someone else. That I think complicated the
mere Copper because it wasn't really his to give his
it wasn't his forgiveness to give. I think that that
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complicated situations. But anyway, Yeah, Scotty Jake knocked out of TV.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, so he told the storys in the Creeryeah he did, and.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He issued another apology to Heath for knocking out his TV.
It was it was Scotty's got hands man. Yeah, yeah,
he threw some.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
He he can throw them.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Don'torry about Scotty's. I think he threw the fifteen punch
combo from the Power of One.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Book it's from Yeah, yeah, he constructed. I think I
think Scotty constructors and typeers around there. But The Power
of One. Yeah, right. He grew up in South Africa?
Why was it? Did he? Yeah? Scotty, Yeah did he? Yeah?
I didn't know that he went to went to school.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And I always wonder why it was such a lek
a dime on the gorse of Lot with Scotts.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Mothers fricking Oh yeah's a smart bro. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I Why was there a whole chapter dedicated to four
skins in that book?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Good question. It's one of my son's favorite books, that one,
The Power of One. Yeah, loved it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I loved it too well because he just like I
forget the kid's name. He has been packed up and
shipped off the boarding school by parents that don't love him,
just like the main character in the book.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, I suppose he understands it. And also he's my
son's into the muy Thai, loves the muay Thai.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
The five finger death punch, right, and it should take
a quick break and come back and cant oat of TV?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Who's seen on?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Chris Cross, Michael D. Cook, Michael D Kok, Michael Mike
Maybe maybe you're right, Michael, Mike Cook, Mike D.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Cook, Mike D Cook, Chris Cross goes hard? Yeah, did
the mac daddy makeer? The Daddy Mac make you? You
could have come up with a new one. Why would
you go mac Daddy? And then Daddy Mac mac Daddy?
(10:15):
Was Mike Huddho? Wasn't it water on on my him?
Was that the mac daddy? Yeah? What did to come
my water? Mike Huddo was the mac daddy? I don't
remember remember? Mike, what did to come my water? What
was he on? Obviously wanted to go my water? He
was on water? But what what station? Was it? My
(10:36):
fim water? Top of the dot. No, I was more
of a point. I was more of a port If
port If him.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Live local and loving it on port If him with Melano.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Ja for Breakfast. Melano who was oj o J?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I think still doing the dance Simpson for the Breeze,
No J Simpson or thought James Simpson was his name? Yeah,
rhythm Yeah, No, he used to driver no Ford Bronco
white Ford. There's weird gloves and quite fit them. And
(11:23):
he also did Breakfast and Tomorrow. And I think he's
still on the breeze down there. It's hardly a breeze.
It's stiff eastily out there. I think he's on the
howling gale down there on that moderate easterly.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah, he used to I used to, Yeah, listen to
that and Radio Pacific the voice of New Zealand Radio Pacific.
I'm just looking out there. Keys's arrived in the office,
not John Keysey.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
What does Chris Key look like at nine thirty in
the morning.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Wow, all the gear and no idea. That's how I
described Chris Key as he pulled up in the Full
Frank NOVELO. He's pulled up, He's got He's got every
bell and every whistle of golfing thing that you possibly
get on his golf bag. He's on the full bag.
He's got the black golf bag. He's got the black hat,
black shirt. Does he look wiggedly wiggedy wiggedy wack? He looks.
(12:16):
He's got the black glasses, he's got the mow he's
got he's got he's got a black front pack. You
can't play golf with the front pack. With a humiliator.
It's known as a humiliator.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
He looks the part, he does look the fun is
a vibe around the office today. Well, it's the chasing
the Fox special guest.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
One week to go from one week to go.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
The guy with the Touch of the mashes out there,
he is out there right now, and he's out there
with his harem that he runs three today. Yeah, and
they were out there having a vape. They walked in.
He must have intercepted them and he's taken them straight
back out to vape ally.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh my god. The way he walks, it's just that
bases walk on? Who bases the walk on? Hope came
up that walk first? MESHI or or touch of the meshes.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I think it's a glitch in the major. I think
there's oh yes, it's the simulation got lazy on that one.
They were like, fuck it, two meshes. That guy's a
bit more on the Nigel Thornber end of the meshes speak.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
The thing that hurts me about Touch of the Meshes
now is because actual Mesh has gone full Kinner, right,
and so now Touch of the Mashes heads the meshy
hair cat and Mash doesn't have it anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Maybe only one of them is allowed to have it.
That's right, that's exactly you're going to go on the mashy.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Can you go? Can you go Kenner for a summer?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yes, they work as a team, they work in tandem. Yeah,
there's a real vibe out in the office.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Should we get in, should we get into the day?
Should we seize the day?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
You want to fucking carpe some DM bro?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I reckon, we should carp a DM today. It just
fuck it, man, fuck it, like you've just changed my mind.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I was, I gotta be honest, I was dreading the
common tree tonight a little bit.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
You know what you're saying earlier today about like you
know when something's there's like a there's one thing in
your day and you're like, I've got to do that,
and then I'm sweet.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It's the commentary for me. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I think it's because it's because of the.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Fucking international audience. That's what I don't worry about that.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
It's hard not to do because I'm sitting next to
g Lane. What if someone thinks that what he's just
said as me as you ass problem.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Why I found in that situation is just old man's
in PM, just silence.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Holy Ship, the touch of the Mass. She's guys out
there for a third run at the title.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
He's just going.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Now he's with three guys instead of three girls.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It's just more their vape crew. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
One of the guys out there has got a fresh haircut.
Anytime a guy's pulling up with the work do haircut,
it's all on for young and old.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Watch out for him. He's got the Oh yes, he's
got the freshie for the for the Christmas, the Christmas work.
Remember those days, Remember those days when you gave a
ship what you look like when you turned up for
the Christmas party? Does anyone to remember that? Not remember that?
I remember thinking I need to you know, I need
to need to tidy myself up for the Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I mean Christmas work. Those for me have always been
at this company.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
You know, we spent a lot of time with the
same people. Yeah, no talking shirt. It's not like all
it's saying, oh yeah, we can loosen up at the
Christmas party and now some ship.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
And I'm not on the pool, you know what I mean.
I'm not on the poll shot. I'm not back for
deeping the creese on the poll shot. I'm spoken for,
you know what I mean? Depending on who's asking.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Something that's concerning me, though, there's a few people out
there that look like they're dressing.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
There's a few people that might get a different answer.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
That look like they're dressed ready for the Christmas.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Boys to men have turned out? Yeah why have boys
to men? Where that old fucking Persson colored chambre turn
where come from?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I don't know, but man, they are in a mood.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
There is that woman markets. Is that Markets? No, that's
not markets, that's Markets. That's she looks like markets.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
They're just going to touch the markets.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Is that again? The matrix les the Dow Jones? That
one she The greatest thing is that I've turned and
I'm clearly talking about them into the microphone because I'm
still talking and looking at them the same time. Is
she in a wedding dress? Markets?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Is she looks like she's in a wedding dress? Market
and beat this next word. Beat this next word, keys
beat that beat that. I'll give you the word to
beat it over with keyses.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Okay, I'm a little bit worried because I feel like
some of them look like they're dressed for the Christmas party.
But there's one in particular that looks like.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
That's what he looks like. So are they from our company? Yes?
Are they boys? The men?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
It's too distinct groups too, because there's touches of the meshes.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
And his crew. I think the funniest then there's boys
to me in the soft linens, that's really I think
the funniest thing is that markets as well. And every
time with mis of eye contact going on there and there,
it's like, oh shit, And now they're out of there.
They're out of there. They that it's like, we don't
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want to be there forodder.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
You know, they're gonna listen back, I'm gonna realize we
never seen anything now. But then they'll be like, which
one who was the guy with the touch of the
meshes a hugging Now early doors for are hugged.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That's sort of that's nine forty pm sort of behaviors,
not nine forty am.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, yeah, there's a city.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Good luck today, Jerry. I know you don't care about it.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I'm looking for to it.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I'm looking for You've got nothing to lose.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
My career is on the line. And also, you can't
go on with main character syndrome because if you think
that everyone's there to see you, like, no one's there to.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
See nobody's going to be in the crowd with signs
of your face wants to see me.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
The only thing people want to see me do is
maybe shank one like that's I'll give them, I'll give them, certainly,
the people what they want. I'm I'm happy to give
the people what they want. But nobody's turned up saying
I'm just really looking forward to seeing Jeremy Wells play golf.
I'm not a single person there doing it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I'm going to tell everyone on the commentary that you're
a game plan, that you're taking it really seriously, that
you're really nervous, and that you've been retaining your seed.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
That I've remodeled the swing Yeah, I've been working for
Swing with Chechi Rodriguez on my I'm remodeled on Cheechy Rodriguez. Master,
you former former Puerto Rican golfer with rackets head rackets,
you might have rickets. Actually yeah, I know. Well I've
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got a rise, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Should we knocked this patch on the head that's gone
cap hair bit of damn