📻Turning a blind eye - The Radio Show

Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia discuss all the things that they have been turning a blind eye to.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Recky one show.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Could you please not go?

Speaker 4 (00:11):
We know it's Christmas, but it seems we're all gone
on this shove.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
We hope you're.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Feeling from probably on the chamberzell Wine get kidding the neutral,
I guess the feeling neutral at this time of the year.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Good bunny, Welcome along to the Hurdarchey Breakfast for Tuesday,
the sixteenth of December. That is Cameron Ryecroft who sent
that in at one thirteen am.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
The powerful powerful vocals there are happy third to last
show of the year, fellas. That is three French hens today,
free French yeaes the French. I don't really see the
world through that lens. That that just hens to me.
But they were born in front, so that three French chans, Yeah,
they were born were Yeah, because of course the big show,

(01:04):
although drama no Jase this week, and that is a
stitch up. I've heard about this, yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I've heard word that there's been rumblings that someone's potentially
trying to move their way out of doing breakfast on Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
And what I find interesting about that is I was
surprised when Jaceon was keen on that bet, you know,
because I didn't think they were going to go for
it again. And then all of a sudden, I'm like, yep,
we except And I was like, Jas's pretty keen about this. Well,
he knew something that everyone else didn't know. And that's
the one I'm going to be here on that Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
So Jay's making weird decisions unusual to me.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
I think he's hoodwink them gentlemen. Yesterday. We're a little
bit low loafers, low energy. So I've brought something in
this morning that I think can help lift the vibes
and get us into the yule Tide spirit. Oh really,
I have that something I was having on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm into this.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
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Speaker 1 (02:00):
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Christmas wrapped up with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Up there, it's.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Our little happy clapper in the corner there.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
I sit out in the office before I feel like
a car that's starting to splutter and you're going along
and there's a big hell in front of you, and
you know that on the other side of the hell,
you've got a downhill, but you just got to get
up the hell. And you're just starting to struggle a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
What gear are you in, by the way to get
up that hell?

Speaker 5 (02:28):
To get up that hell, I'm gonna have to go
down a second, and then I'm going to neutral all
the way down that hell on the other side, all
the way to Napia. Okay, it's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Well, wait, yesterday we were all a little bit sluggish,
and it seems like you asked all a little bit.
I have gone and got us some gifts to get
us in the Christmas spirit. Here, oh, here we go.
Get some music as well. It gets help. I've got
us some fistive hats. Oh yes, Jerry, here's your one.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Look at that.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
What's us?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay? Christmas? Turns me on. It says it's a truck
of cap.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
This on's yours right.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Neck energy, Thank you man.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
This one's for you, says lit for Christmas. Wow, she's
got the sequin one. Can you read that from you?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I can't find the off on the shelf, but I
found beer in the.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Just a couple of hard case novel that it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
What a novelty, it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's a free hit. Yeah, or money to loosen mind
cut from my big brain.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
And I was just looking actually at New Zealand's Freakiest
town as voted well actually as awarded by Adult Toy
Mega Store. That was quite interesting. The freakiest town. They
put out a list called the Freakiest Towns in New Zealand.
Number one Prebleton, just south of Hornby to south.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Of it's with the rebel families from Greek prebble in
them freaks. That doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Apparently they order more hardcore B d SM products than
any other suburb, which I was kind of interested in.
Is that surprised you minight before?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, it didn't. Yeah, wouldn't have picked it. It's a
quite sleepy little little town. Actually, I think we wouldn't
did a I think we went and did the big
show from there one one weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
It's the quiet ones that you got to look.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Out for, that's right. I didn't think. Yeah, I've always
said that fung but I was second. And I get
that because it's like a I don't know, beach town.
I feel like they're up the stuff in beach towns and.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
It's old, full of old people. Yep, because you got
your Red Beach there, see if the tides and the browns.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
But you can always go enough.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Red Beach, that's right, you can always go around. Yeah,
pie here, Now that was interesting. Yeah, that's up in
the Bay of Islands, pie Here. A lot of tourists
go through pie here.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
But I think these so, I think what's happening here
is these are per capita. So if you're in a
small sound like Prebleton or pie Here and you've just
got one super free, he can change the numbers. You
got one diddy in the in the community. Yeah he
can really, he can heavily ski you know. If he's
ordering industrial amounts of coconut oil, you know, then he

(05:15):
can really really skew the stats.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You gendered it to a Hemutu, the Rosetown and at
four James. You used to live in White Poop, No,
I used to live in Yeah, white is up north course,
this is not surprising, Master, That does not surprise me. No,
there's a lot that goes.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
On in the White Upper Yeah, what do you if
you live in New Zealand and you don't live anywhere
near the coast. What are you up to? Richmond?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
So that's just just out of Nelson. That of Nelson
yet gray Mouth, Well it's in the name, ready, isn't it.
Gray Mouth sounds like an s t I and Cairo.
I don't even know where.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Codro is a rural area near Toto and New Zealand's
they have plenty there. We go just by Baypark Stadium.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
There, Okay, no mention of way mate.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
No, na surprising. No, we're very analog down there. Yeah,
there's no need to there's no need to bring toys
and stuff. Oh, I complicate the whole bloody things you
need to need to have things. You've already got the wallet.
How do you go? How do you so?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
There? It is pre Ballton? You filthy? I know that
people get it on. Then named up at yum Ways Ways, Yeah,
Chinese restaurant yum Ways four point nine on Google forty reviews.
Great sweetness, Poor.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Jerry and mind the hold ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
The History of Yesterday, Today Tomorrow timar Ruy Bryant.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Today is the sixteenth of December, So what nine days
until Christmas? Have you got your Christmas shopping done.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, outsource. Mine's been outsourced for some time now.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Ours is also today we've got our secret center as well.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
We do, which is it's gonna be a real hote.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
It's gonna be a real hope nothing. Nothing's more fun
than when you're specifically requested to have fun.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah. And I think the best thing is because we've
got these novelty Christmas hats on. Now we're saying I
can't find the elf on the shelf, but I found
beer in the fridge. Mine says, I'm turned on for
Christmas with some lights, and you yours is big neck.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Energy, neck energy. Zola's lit for Christmas out in the studio.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Because of our hats, We're going to be bringing so.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Much to secrets here.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
We just need to walk in the room.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I'm looking forward to that. I also love the flash
of panic across any like intern or casual contracted stuff.
Remember every time another another financial things as shit like okay,
nagging to go by this, nagative, going by this. I
am no good deed goes unpunished. I've I've gone to
all of my family's shopping for everyone. I remember I

(08:04):
did it ages ago.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
You were amazing, you were wait, you were so organized.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
So proud of myself. Then both sides of the family
have just had up separate group chats and told me
that they want to do some sort of janky, different
kind of Christmas thing, like where we don't buy presents
for each other and we do this and that.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'm like, so they weren't organized.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
No, yeah, that's exactly it. And so the one year
that I've gone out and made a real effort to
be organized, I've been punished for it.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, what do we doing today? In history? On this
day in seventeen seventy three, the Boston Tea Party in
the USA, you would have studied this at high school.
American colonists dumped three hundred and forty two chests of
British tea into the Boston Harbor, protesting taxation. With that
representation a key spark of the American Revolution.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, tax invaders is basically what those people were, weren't they.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, well, they were basically protesting the fact that they
were governed by people in the UK and they were like, well,
we don't get a say on what's tax and what's not.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
The irony is no one in America really drunk tea
at that point, so it was like it was a
bizarre nob he gave a crap, No one gave a crap,
but apparently it stained the harbor and it's gone down
in history. Is basically the spark that looked the American Revolution.
In nineteen forty four, the Battle of the Bulge begins.
What really for who? Nazi Germany?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Well, they were massively.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Overweight, launched a surprise counter offensive against Allied forces in Belgium.
Became the largest and bloodiest battle fought by the US
Army and World War Two was basically their death throws,
like they were. That was their last roll of the dice.
There from Nazi Germany. But they could have picked a
bit of place.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, Bolge Bulge buch Bilch.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Speaking of Germans, Happy birthday to Ludwig van Beethoven, Great
New Zealand, seventeen seventy. He was born German, composer and
musical revolutionary. They say he wrote he wrote classical music
the way you write texts.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, he was quite gifted. It turns out also interesting
the first of a person to conduct their own music.
So he would turn up yeah and do the full
of the first ever performances by Beethoven. So the first
time that you know, this one hears Symphony number nine, Yeah,
first that he ever produced it, he would he would
actually conduct it, but get on the stick. He was quick,
so this is actually a lot slower than what he

(10:19):
used to do it. And that was what freaked people out.
It was the fastest music ever.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, here's a freak because you just sit down and
write it, but then someone's actually going to stand up
there and play it with their hands, and he's like,
come on.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
It was so complicated that he had to conduct. So
before that people didn't really do that.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Wouldn't you if you wrote a you know, classical pez music,
wouldn't you want to conduct it? Yeah? I think you
do now yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, but before that, nobody really, nobody needed to conduct.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah, they would have paid someone else to go and
do it for them.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, they had professional and basically the musicians were slaves,
so they paid a tiny amount of money and they
were they were they I think people like the arch
jerks and royalty had like slaves, slave musicians that work
for them.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
But I'm on a slave orchestra. Yeah, and they just
tie them up in the basement welled to leave that
welled to go anywhere. They had to play music for
people for violin into the dungeon and gipt bigure that
out there. Mate, sort that out, and you better have
the Ninth Symphony sus when I come back.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
He wasn't deaf when he wrote this, was he? No?

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Not when he wrote it? But I think he went
deaf later a little bit crazy? And did he have
syphilis or was that someone else?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Was that Motzy? I think it's ok.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
It was even Pribleton.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
I think they all had syphilis.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
In I think they did too. I think that's where
actually the powdered works came from, because part of syphilis
was all your hair falls out, and then so then
they were getting all the padded wigs gone. Yeah, I
feel like they have gone area. Yeah, we have gone around.
I think so. I might have been the herd for
clap did hemo. And that is the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow,
tomorrow for Tuesday, the sixteenth of December two thousand and

(11:52):
twenty five.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Jurry in the night, the Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
I think there's a couple of good elemento piece songs
whenever you're at like a Christmas Stone you know, you
have like a sit down dinner and then you want
to change gears. That that'll do it. It's a gear changer.
It's a good change.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Normally playing this time a year, actually el Mino normally
come in to the Hidache Breakfast, but I had Dave
Gibson in this year.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Mustn't be it mustn't be on this this summer. There's
so many bands that you know, it's not a key
with summer unless you've seen one of these bands across
across the summer. One of them being Fat Freddy's Drop,
which I believe we're running some sort of giveaway for yes,
the other.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Being the Exponents.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yep, I will give you catch a Fire. And I
think the number one number one band. You haven't had
a summer unless you've seen them shape Shifter.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh yeah, shape Shifter.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I feel like I feel like you see shape Shifter
almost agives your will once a summer, you know what
I mean, Like you just had a place you're like
a shape Shifter. Would you check an l A B
in there? I check an LAB in there? Yeah, can
you come to the to the summer scene? Okay, yeah,
I'll check an LA B in that bitch.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Have you seen the Feelers live over a summer before?
Jerim I No, No, I've never seen them.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
No, I've never I've never actually seen. I mean I've
I've hung out with James, the lead singer, a number
of times, but I have never seen them. Life will stop.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Normally, they normally wheel it out over somehow. Yeah they're
doing it this year, right.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
That was the first concert I ever saw. They came
to Waymati. They played at the we call it the
stadium as half sharing shit half basketball court. But but
yeah they came. It was the first first concert over winter.
Oh yeah, yeah, all right, right that told us off.
We couldn't clap in time, Okay. I think it's the
extra fingers.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Well that's yeah, that's that's never a good idea. Well
all right, mate, but worse for we. I don't really remember.
I must have been like fourteen or something. Been a
long tour probably no, And it was one of those
It was one of those learning moments for me as
a young adolescent.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Me and all the boys were going down, you know, me,
Pete Gus, Aaron Guscoz and I actually fell as I'm
not going to go right at mate? We show up there.
He's there with a girl, and that was a real
learning moment for us, like yours, you snake, you bloody.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
It sounds like you guys were jealous, absolutely jealous.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, Gus has.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Always been our lady.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I know he has.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
He's popular with the lady.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yes, I know Gus.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
He is still popular.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Meanwhile, last Nerds exactly. Yeah, we're there, just all four
of us, just been playing Halo all afternoon. Now we're
gone down the feelers.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, is it cold?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
It is very cold. I've got a theory about why
it's so cold.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
What's that.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
You might have to share it with you after the
Splice news. But yeah, there's been a few occurrences around
the studio that are unexplained and unexplainable, and I think
I've come up with a theory as to why they're happening.
There's lights flickering, there's temperature changes, there's all sorts going on.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
The lights us today just smashed you and I on
the face of various times during the.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Separate individual lights which you can't turn on and off
by themselves. I'll unmask my theory after the Sports news.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
Jerry and the Naya the hoodack you Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Two on the Hurdeckey Breakfast time for your latest sport headlines.
Thanks to export l of the BFA, Rugby's moved a
step closer to lowering the tackle height across the elite
level of the game. Tackles above the sternum will be
banned it next year's Under twenty World Champs and Georgia
next year as part of the march towards increased player safety.
It's a move that's already been adopted across the community

(15:28):
game in several countries, including New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, you've seen some of the competitions. They are trialing
the jerseys with the lines on them. So they'll put
a line on the jersey with the tackle height you
can't tackle.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
That makes sen of it, that actually, because otherwise where's
the sternum is about in the naps? Is it?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah? Just where your ribs meet in the middle there,
okay is your breastbut just below the ribs. Yeah, it's
a pretty low window, isn't it really?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
There?

Speaker 8 (15:55):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, there's going to be a lot offload. It's going
to make the game a bit faster, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, Yeah, I don't know. Tom Sifitt. I mean the
difference between just below the rops.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Tim Saifitt has scored his first I mean it was
always illegal to head high tackle.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yes, that's kind of.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Obvious where the shoulder and the head is.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
It's never been a part of the game, no tackling, so.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
It's kind of obvious. This one's quite difficult.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that's the
sport I want to watch, you know what I mean?
And I understand the the CTA and the head knocks
of it. All that makes sense to me, and I
do think they should look into something like this, but
I just also don't think I really want to watch it.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Tim Seifitt scored his first Australian Big Best century, leading
the Melbourne Renegades to a thirteen run when over the
Brisbane Heaton g long the black Caps. We could keeper
Batsman made one hundred and two from fifty six calls,
helping the Renegades to a total of two twelve for five.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
A tone and a T twenty is ridiculous and former
all right David Choate doesn't believe the Phoenix can rescue
their a League season.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Phoenix imploded three one against newcas that's second on the ladder,
second last. Actually on the ladder. They have one just
five in the last twenty nine fixed years.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Great New Zealander. David chod he would know the voice
of the round ball here in New Zealand, and he
believes he understands the Phoenix can't rescue or can rescue.
No believe. He doesn't believe they can rescue it.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
The have one just five of their last twenty nine
fixed years.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Damn they're imploding.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Jesus, I've lost their confidence against Yeah, it's still from
the ft the hips.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
They've got the hips. They coming up next. There's been
a couple of unexplained phenomena in the studio. I want
to launch a investigation into them. I have a working
theory and I'd like to run it past year as
to what's going on in here. Flashing lights, temperature changes.
I've done a bit of research and I've dug something
up which I think will interest you.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
There's some weird goings on in the studio over the
last couple of days. Lights turning on a lot of
cold drafts, that are emerging from. It feels like I'm
out of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Actually, yeah, so I'm glad you can feel that. Because
Scott's textra on three four eight three, after I was
saying that the temperature has been fluctuating, someone said, as
me and I are going through minnopause with these temperature fluctuations,
I did wonder that, Yeah, well maybe you are, am
I going through the change normally happens for men in
their sort of mid thirties. Yeah, which is your age,
that is my age. But you guys can feel it too.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah I can. I can. I've also been going through
mal minipause though for the last that's been a long
one for me, fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
But so we started, we talked calling at the barber.
The katabatic wind that comes through the studio once a morning.
It's been renamed the Duchess because of the way that
it's haunt haunting the studio. And that got me thinking,
because just yesterday we've got these defunct studio lights in
the studio. That's where you'll find studio liks. There's four

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of them, and as far as I was aware, they
weren't they didn't work. Well, they haven't worked in years,
and even when they did work, there was just basically
one button. You turned all four on or you turned
all four off. Just yesterday, while the song was playing,
the one over my left shoulder turned on and blasted
you right in the eyes. Then later on when we
went to do the podcast, you guys have both walked

(19:10):
out into the office. There's only Menzoe in here. The
one directly behind you all of a sudden randomly turned on.
I didn't I didn't know that you could turn either
of those on or off independently.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, these are the Fane Kirby Memorial lights. Yeah, I'm
not sure if you're aware of that. Person needs to
work here at radio.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Heah, they sacked me for him.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Ah, there we go. Well, then they introduced these lights.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
So with them, is he haunting? Well, possibly someone else
is at the ghost of Leslie that's coming through it.
I believe all of these things have come to my
attention since that painting capitulation has made its way into
the studio. In to the corner of the studio. It
was taken out of its glass, which I believe had
some sort of protective element. Yeah it is. I think

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it had a blessing on it. Now it's just sitting
raw dog out in the corner of the out in
the corner of the studio.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, capitulation being the the it's an oil on Is
it a Hessian or is it canvas?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
It's just a sack. Yeah, it's cut a potato sack.
And then I felt like it's oil. I felt like
it's oil on Hessian.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
And it depicts a man and a demon like well,
it actually a man with a baseball bat hitting a
demon like saying while another man in a trench coat
and a hood almost keeps watch. Yeah, in a wooded
and a wooded an, a wooded area.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
There's sort of motifs of slavery and KKK involved in it.
As it's terrifying.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I was worried it was going to bring the plane
down when I brought it up from.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
One hundred and so. To that end, I was wondering
if the last experience we had with the supernatural was
while we were over in the United States of America.
There was a place where we had dinner and they
had confirmed reports of a succubus in that establishment. Do
you remember this, It was a roadhouse. Yeah, the succubis yeah,
succubis and yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Confirmed reports and of course the succubists being the the
female ghost of some kind that visits upon males generally yes,
and then count and engages in sexual activity with them.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Well, I found the definition of succubust is a female
demon from European folklore that seduces men, often in dreams,
to have intercourse and drain their life, energy or force
with the male equivalent. And this is where it gets
really interesting. Do you know the male equivalent of a succubusis.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I've done a bit of research into this in the past,
and I actually do. It's a band that we play
here on Radio Headache.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
The male equivalent of a succubis is an incubus.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, my least favorite band.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
And I think we can all agree. We know for
a fact that there's been an incubus in this studio.
There's been plenty. There's been heaps of incubus in this studio. Yeah,
and I'm starting to wonder if maybe that could explain
some of the supernatural goings on here.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Too much Incubis, Too much Incubis? Oh, I can feel
it now, careful on the.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Lights of flickering weirdly enough, it's the least.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Sexual music that I can think of. This is nothing
sexy about Incubus.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
No, But all of a sudden, the lights are flickering again.
The temperature is changing.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Hang on what happens if I go?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
The is starting to shake?

Speaker 8 (22:09):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Now, now my start of the studio has gotten warm. Okay,
we're gonna have to be an incubus. I think get
rid of it. I never want to hear it again.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Just before we were talking about potential succubis in the
studio after a couple of unexplained phenomena or perhaps an incubus,
and we've decided to that end we're going to I'm
on board with you trying to get rid of Incubus
off the playlist.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
I was fighting to defend them for a little bit.
But after what they've been doing, flickering lights and changing
the temperature, we're got to get rid of the incubis.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
So it surprised you're an incubus apologist. I never would
have picked you for an incubus apologist. I thought you
were more of a vibe guy.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
I wasn't there when Incubus was happening. So whatever vitriol
you have towards that band, I just don't feel. All
I hear is tasty riffs and licks and scratching. Yeah,
and scratching, which was in of it. I mean my
other my favorite band, Lika Park, they're doing the same
thing that scratching. Anyway, someone takes through on that note

(23:15):
save some room and that bit next to Incubus for
muse please, those guys suck those Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Can we put a bush in there?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, which I pushed there as well. All the Christmas
movies are starting to fire up at the moment. I
gotta be honest, there's not a lot of them that
I'm into.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
One.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
I surprisingly do quite enjoys The Grinch.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh yeah, with Jim Carrey.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
With Jim Carrey, I don't know. It's just it's dumb,
it's funny, it looks good. You don't really have to
pay attention to it. That's quite good. But I saw
that an article's doing the rounds at the moment that
Jim Carrey almost quit playing The Grinch when they started
filming for it. So he was getting paid twenty mil
for that movie. It's quite a decent amount of money. Yeah,
and the first day when they had to put the

(23:55):
makeup on him was a massive undertaking. You know, hours
he had eight hours and cheap prosthetics, painful contact lenses,
and he was starting to have panic attacks when he
was putting the costume on. I can understand why, Like
I'm quite claustrophobic. I'd hate to have all that stuff
on there. And so he was like, I can't do this,
like I'm having freak out of like we're not going
to be able to film this thing. I've sort of

(24:16):
wasted everyone's time. I'll give you the twenty million back
and we'll just call it quits. Square. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Actually think I read the same thing. And then they're
talking about the fact that he got over it by
a chainsmoker.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Well they yeah, they brought a Navy Seal CIA Torture
Endurance trainer and try and teach people how to deal
with getting coping tricks for getting tortured, like punching himself,
changing sensory patterns like for example, if there's a TV
on while he was putting the makeup on, he would
turn it off and put the radio on just to
trick himself.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay, I wonder if they I guess they couldn't waterboard
him because he had the outfit.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
On ruined it and then yeah, turned to just pounding daries.
Apparently there's a bunch of photos of him. He had
to use a long cigarette holder so the costumes yack
here wouldn't catch fire.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, so yeah, a hundred times he had to get
in and out of that. So three hours to put
it on and then eight hours of actual filming because
obviously you can't take it off.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
No, it is weird.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I you know the task Master, So for people who
don't know, I do the task Masters on TV and
z it. And they've got to make a bust of
your head. Oh yeah, that's the is that the trophy,
that's the trophy. So that's an actual bust. And so
to get the bust they have to they have to
do a mold of your of your head. And so
to do a mold of your head, you have to

(25:38):
go into this place and they put plaster of Paris
all round your face and they have to put it
all around your head.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
How do you breathe?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
They put these straws in your in your no, so
what if your nose blocks then you doe you've got
to go in when you don't have a cold or
anything like that.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, but like what if if everybody spikes up on
the way and the well, this is my worst night.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Me, dude, dude, I thought that, they said. They said
to me before I went in there. They said, now,
some people already struggle with this, and they sort of
talked it up like as this quite torturous thing. I
didn't even thought that it was going to be bad.
And they said, you're going to have to have it
on for thirty minutes. So you're going to have to
be in this in this cast. You're gonna have your

(26:23):
eyes closed and you're just going to be able to
breathe through your nose and that's it. But you've got
to do it for thirty minutes. And I was like, okay,
I shall be fine. Oh man, oh my god. It
was the worst thirty minutes of my life.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
The time stands still, Like when you're doing a plank.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I was. I was so close to tapping out so
many they can you know you can tap out that.
I was so close to tapping out so many times.
I had to summon up everything I had to get
through it. It was terrible. That was awful and in
the worst part so I got throw it.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, awful.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
About two years or three three years later, they said
they called me up and they said, we've lost We've
lost the master bus the mold. We're gonna have to
do it again. And I was like, we're not doing
it in I'm not doing that again and that. I said,
please find that and they said, well, we think we
might track that thing down, find someone out, find one

(27:25):
of the winners who've got it, and redo it like that.
Nobody cares if it's not exactly gets someone else's, or.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Get a carver and make one that kind of looks
like me.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
It was absolutely horrific.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Did you consider chain smoking an entire pagadi?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
If only I got open my mouth?

Speaker 7 (27:40):
Jerry and Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
We want to talk about what things are you turning
a blind eye to yesterday on the podcast. If you
didn't know, we do a radio show. We also do
a podcast that's available. We're all good podcasts. Assault and
I told the story of a kind of tractor who
was at a very well to do client's house and
had to put their dog in their car, and then
when they reached in to get the car out of
the dog in front of the client accidentally bumped the

(28:10):
glove box and a giant bag of weed fell out
of there. And I'm talking like industrial quantities right that
contractor being you know, I know, hard to say who
that was. Really, It sounds I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
It sounds you seem like so much detail around that story.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Well, it was well told to me.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
But whoever it was that did it well remembered by you.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
But but that client just turned a blind eye to it.
There was like an eye contact, apparently, that's what I heard.
They told me that they looked into each other's eyes
for one mad moment in times stood still, and then
the because in those moments you've got a decision to make.
How are you gonna how are you gonna play this?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
And as the client they just went, I want to
turn a blind eye to that, pretend I didn't see it.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I wonder whether there's less blind eye turning that's going on.
Blind eye turning, I think it's a skill.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
It is.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I think it's a skill that's possibly not practice as
much as it used to be no.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
It takes a certain level of restraint, and you know
your self restraint when you see something happen. I've heard
of another person might have even been that same contractor actually,
who was getting dropped off round of their mate's place
by their auntie and as they got out of the car,
a pack of cigarettes fell out of their pocket, and
as they went to pick it up, they just locked
the eyes with the auntie. And I'm going to turn

(29:24):
a blind out of that.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Well, as a parent of a couple of teenagers, I've
turned a blind eye to a couple of things. Of like,
turned a little blend of blind eye to a couple
of things that I saw happen over the weekend. And
I realized. What that made me realize is that I
think my dad, who I thought never knew anything. I
always thought that I was getting it over my dad.

(29:45):
My mother, you couldn't get anything over here. She never
turned to blind eyt to anything. Now, as far as
I'm a weird, she probably did. But yeah, but my dad,
my dad never really pulled us up on anything. I
always just assumed that he just had no idea what
was going on. But an actual fact, looking back now,
I realized I might be doing the same thing as him,
and an actual fact, I'm turning a blind eye to set.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
As well.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
It's when you do it, yeah, because I don't know
you can try and solve every problem.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, you don't have to bark at every passing cars two.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Times, no exactly the night sometimes, you know, with this
contractor situation, and I think, I think sometimes you create
more problems by trying to solve the problem.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah, one hundred percent. So is there anything specifically that
you've turned a blind eye to or just general behavior.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
I noticed that there was a couple of drinks that went, say, yeah,
over the weekend out of the fridge, and I see
sometimes as well, You've got to turn a blind eye
when you are not one hundred percent sure of something.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
And I wasn't one hundred.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Percent sure, but I'm ninety five percent sure.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
That's the tale as old as time, isn't it. The
drinks disappearing.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I feel like there were six clean collective drinks and
cans that were sitting in the fridge, and then by
Sunday there three, and I'm like, we're they're three or
where there's sucks. I'm not one hundred percent sure, I'll
turn a blind eye to.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Anything that's happening there. You also are coming off the
back of a Henus bender, So how do you know
that it wasn't you? Well, there is the other part.
There is that, and you know what, you're actually turning
a blind eye to your own behabyself for a long time.
Sometimes you have to turn a blind iy to yourself. Yeah,
you do, just to get through you do. Really, you're
turning a blind arty anything at the moment.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Yes, So my wife and I will visit a family
said family that will remain nameless, And what they do
is they call every dog that they have as a boy,
even if that dog is a girl, and every cat
they have as a girl. And back in the day
I used to sit there and correct them and feel
really good about myself. And then I realized, as I'm matured,
I have absolutely no place, and what you said before

(31:48):
as well, sometimes it's just easy to just let it
through the keeping and just go home and remember, I
know what a girl dog is and I know so
I absolutely just leave that alone now and I let
that fly past me.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I'm going to turn a blind eye to the injustice
of misgendering these animals. It's disgusting, Are you right? What
are you gonna do about it? Because as soon as
you leave, they're just going to go back to doing it.
I know. Give us a text three four eight three,
or give us a call, oh eight hundred, Hadaki? What
are you turning a blind eye to? Particularly this festive season?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I think it's a good time to turn a blind
eye to Yule Tide season.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Jerry and Mini for the Hodarchy Breakfast talk.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
About turning a blind eye this Yule Tide season, maybe
helping things by just ignoring little things that little problems
that you think maybe I could solve that, and then
sometimes you try and solve it and actually makes it
wor this next year we listened, we listeners turn a
dear fear to eighty percent of your chat to enjoy
the twenty percent that isn't wounding, that's from duncan.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Is there such a thing.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Turning a dear fear?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Is that good or bad? Turning a deaf fear? So
if you're not listening, you just don't listen to what
people say. I mean, you can I guess, not take
things on board with a negative name.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
How do you know when when we've hit that twenty
percent or twenty percent, very generous. How do you know
when we've hit that twenty percent that isn't wounding?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Yeah, how we don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I suppose it's when a good songs playing another text
are on three four eight three. And I feel like
a lot of turning a blind eye. It's a there's
a lot of parents out there doing it. There's a
lot of times as a parent you have to do
it and just go look, you know what, I don't
have to fight this fight, Jeff tex through. I spent
all day Sunday and most of Monday turning a blind
eye to my son sneaking in and gorging on lollies
and chocolates that he had got for his fifth birthday.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Well, this is the problem because there's a difference between
encouraging people to do something and then turning a blind eye. Yeah,
so that way you're not encouraging your kids do It's
like with drinking with teenagers.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
You know they're going to do it.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
You know they're going to do it, but you're not
going to encourage them to drink.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
You don't want them drinking more.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
But also a.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Strategic blind eye every now, Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Want to come down hard on them. They're doing probably
what every teenager do. Is certainly what I did. Yeah,
certainly what you did.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Texts through on three four eight three. The most physical,
literal representation of turning a blind eye. I turn a
blind eye to the bigger with the sign of the macers.
Drive through the intersection where we drive into or where
I drive into work from the Northwestern Motorway in Auckland
is just littered with the window washer dudes. Someone don't
even wash your window. They'll just show up at the

(34:16):
sign right next to you, and I'll just be looking
dead straight ahead this dude's face like there's a window
in between us, but he's about six inches away from
my head, and I'm just staring straight ahead, look on
my dashboard, really fiddling with a couple of knobs and
like pretending so hard that I can't see this guy
with his noses pressed as my window.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Turning a blind eye to the noise my car is
making at the moment.

Speaker 9 (34:38):
That's it's not that screechy fan boulders, That's what mine's got.
I think you want to turn a blind to that,
susy swift. I'm turning a blind ear to that thing
every morning. Just reve it real hard and it stops.
That's what I've learned.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
I'm one hundred percent turning a blind eye to any
noise my car makes.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
That's he that's a cancake, a classic king.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Another text. So I'm turning a blind eye to the
scales that are slowly creeping up. That's from me. I
said that. One.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Someone says that they're turning in a blind eye to
their married bosses having an affair.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Oh yeah, this is juicy. Okay, now that's interesting. I've
been turning a blind eye to my married bosses who
have been having an affair for twenty years. They think
they're sneaky in that nobody knows, but everyone does. Yes,
this is a This is a PSA to anyone who's
doing this at work. Just no, no one's talking about it.
Everyone knows. Everyone knows. If you think that you're getting

(35:33):
away with it at work, you are not. Every single
person is talking about.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Well, I mean, what is anyone going to do in
that situation? You can't really get.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Involved, that's right? Yeah, what are you going to blind?
You're going to turn a blinder? Yeah? Text on three
four three minis turning a blind eye to his dipstick. Yeah, well,
can you turn a blind eye to something that doesn't exist?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I thought you found a dipstick for your sweat.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Nah, my car doesn't have a dipstick.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
It's still dipstick freez.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
It's dipstickless. So it turns out you don't need a dipstick.
N it's all been in endered by Big Oil to
drunk it a bit. Yeah, that totally makes Probably why
that thing's squeaking. Someone else ticks her on three three.
I'm turning a blind eye to my broken teeth.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Now, I don't know about that. I mean this is
more turning a blind eye to other people's things, not
your own issues that are going on. That's a can cap.
That is a can cap come out real bad later on.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Can I just you in this one? Jerry? I'd turn
my eye if you guys played a show from two
years for the rest of the week to really check
it in reverse.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Thanks Sam.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, that's a supportive peason.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
Let's do it, Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
So if you watch Chasing the Fox on Friday, you
may have heard about Harvey Rodgers, Poe He's a twelve
year old gofer and a business owner. He was invited
by Kiwi Bank to host their sponsored Whole three under
his fast growing Maulori design golf brand Paving Golf, and
Harvey joins us on the phone this morning.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Good a Harvey. How are you? You're twelve years old?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Harvey?

Speaker 10 (37:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
When did you first start playing golf? Oh?

Speaker 8 (37:04):
When I was nine?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
And you and will you because you're a six handicap
and for anyone who doesn't play golf that is I mean,
people spend their whole lives trying to get to that
kind of handicap and don't get them. And Jerry, for example,
what's your handicap?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Sixteen point five exactly?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
And you've been playing your whole life, Harvey. Did you
know on that first sort of round or those first
few swings of the club did you take to it
quite naturally or have you had to work at it?

Speaker 8 (37:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Just naturally? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
So, And what's the best part of your game? Is
it your is it your what you like off the
tee or is it your short game or your what is.

Speaker 8 (37:39):
It my longer irons?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Really? You go? You go good off the tee. Maybe
you could give Jerry a few tips because he does
not go well on the tee.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Well, you saw me off the tee, didn't you have?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
He?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah? What do you reckon? Rubbish? Be honest rubbish? Yeah,
I can tell by the way rubbish. So how far
do you how far do you had to drip over? Harvey?
Tifty fifty?

Speaker 3 (38:03):
I can't get twelve fifty? Are you joking at twelve? Seriously? Yeah,
it's ridiculous. So you started up this company where you're
making the golf gloves and they are I've seen them online.
Actually went to have a look and are they sold
out at the moment? Has there been that much demand
for it that they've they've sold out?

Speaker 8 (38:20):
Yeah, so we're gone.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Oh well, so you're gonna wait for another shipment before
if we can get a hold of them. Where did
the idea for the gloves come from?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
I just wanted to make songs. Haven't seen any.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Yeah, they are cool, that's the thing about these gloves.
I'm in there. But part of it is to raise
a little bit of funds for you because you live
up in North Linda and it can be quite hard
to get around the country to get to different tournaments.
Was that where the idea came from.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
Yeah, so you can.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Let's play some more tournaments.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Harvey, And you're thinking about maybe releasing some other products,
is that right here? What are you thinking about releasing.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Some hats or some T shirts?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
That's a good idea. Yeah, I'd buy some of those
if people do want to get on the wait list
for the next shipment of gloves. When they come in, Harvey,
where do they go? Do they find you on Instagram?

Speaker 8 (39:11):
Here?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Well, Harvey rogers Poe designing golf gloves, six point seven
handicap of twelve years old. Good luck with everything, Harvey,
Merry Christmas, and and good luck with the short game.
See you later. That's Harvey rogers Poe man a few words, Yes,
but a man of a long drive.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Oh boy, two fifty with the long iron. It's not
even the driver, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
In the night the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Hadocky Breakfast Mastermind.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Yesterday's Mastermind topic was sleep and Will the sports science
student from Denedo and took away the prize. So today
we've got fifty bucks up for grabs.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
And since we.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Talked about turning a blind eye earlier in the hour,
today's Mastermind topic is blind Folk.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
And George from Napier joins us on the line. You blind, George,
I've been blind a few times, but I can, sir am.

Speaker 8 (40:05):
I come back from it after a few big weekends.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yeah, I was blind over the weekend, to be honest, George.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
But I'm back now.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Yeah. I can see. You can see.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
George. You'r Diesel mechanic. If you don't mind me asking
what Garyan look, gearbus has removed from the truck. We're broken.

Speaker 8 (40:22):
We're just not moving at all.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Yeah, mate, Yeah, we're on the side of the rock. Yeah.
After hazard's upside down on the ditch here it gets stuck.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
All right, go George. You got forty five seconds. We'll
ask you five questions. You need to get three correct
to win the prize. You can pass it any time
if we screw it up you when it's that simple,
Shall we ask the first question?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Yeah? By I mean okay? Question one?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Which nineteen seventy Christmas hit did jose Feliciano have?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Oh pass?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
What hack did Stevie wand to have with Paul McCartney
in nineteen eighty two s position no the male equivalent
of a succubus is known as what Oh wow, what
is the name of the corn song that starts with this?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Who played Ray Charles in the two thousand and four
movie Ray?

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (41:26):
Jeez, oh, you've got me go to an example.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
That's nineteen seventy Christmas. Did Jose Feliciano have last Christmas?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
What hap did Stevie want to have with com mccaptains.
That was quite hard, Ruda, that was hard.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
I didn't write saccubus question.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Oh man. There were some words that I've never even
heard of in there. But yeah, no, that was a
bomb that.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
No.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Look, George, no, thank you.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
You didn't George. You didn't just go easy on yourself.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
George.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
I mean you turned over in a ditch. You got
the hazards on. The GEO has been removed from your truck.
It's not your fault when.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Waiting for bad luck. George, Thanks very much for the call.
Thanks for playing that. The Jose Feliciano is the police
NAVI Dad Guy, Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney with Ebonie
and I read the male equivalent of a suckerbist Jerry
as an ancubus. What is the name oh he got
the corn song. It was blind and Jamie Fox played
Ray Charles. Those are those except for the subst one

(42:25):
that George Corney listened Chy for his whole life, and
there is He gets on the radio and you brutalize
him with those.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I haven't dropped his gearbox.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I've never seen someone winn a quiz upside down the ditch.
So you know, I don't think George is about to
be the first. I think you can do a better
than George. Give us a call tomorrow. We have one
hundred bucks up for grabs.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Night,
the Hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
So next year brings Christmas cheer wherever she goes.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
She bought some Christmas chair to me.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Actually, last week I visited a house for some egg nog.
Welcome to the Jerry Mini Show. Celebrity chaff Annabelle, What morning, Annabelle?
How are you good?

Speaker 8 (43:08):
Good morning guys. It's an absolute pleasure to deliver the joy.
I mean, honestly, at this time of the year, if
you're sitting around looking sort of depressed or sad, listen,
lighten up, just listen to these guys on the radio,
and you maybe get some new friends, or maybe tell
your family not to come. I've got to find outside
by a door that says friends welcome, family by appointment.

(43:29):
And I mean, if you haven't got much money, let
me just tell you right now. And who's got much money?
I mean, I don't suppose you guys are rolling around
lots of dough. But let me tell you right now,
if you haven't got much money, then at least be cheerful.
I mean, what does it cost to be cheerful? And
then I tell you I've got a couple of little tips?
Can I give you a couple little tips?

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Guys?

Speaker 8 (43:49):
Well, the most important thing you could do when you
go to someone's place at Christmas, if you can't afford
much of a gift, don't apologize. Mark Twains has never
waste the truth on people who don't deserve it. Just say, look,
you know, here we go, here's a little something for you.
I know, everything's stabless. Then say something nice to the person.
I mean, for goodness sake, have people forgotten how to
say something nice? My three favorite words, Okay, Jerry, here

(44:11):
we go and are you two? What are the three
most wonderful words in the English language.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
What are they leag before wicket.

Speaker 8 (44:20):
And I love you exactly. We'll forget that. The three
most wonderful words in the English language. You've lost weight.
Everyone loves it. And if you're about to you know,
if you're about to get stuck into the trifle, you're
about to get stuck into the pair of lover. You
can just say those three magical words, and you say
you look well, you look fabulous, and just keep saying

(44:41):
that and people people will love you. They won't care
that you've given them, you know, a bottle of a
bunch of carnations from the BP service station. They won't care. Well.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
And about the other day, Hillary and I came over
to your place and you you made us some eggnog. Now,
I don't know if our listeners have you ever had
eggnoged before?

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Have you never? Oh?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
My goodness me, Well, you could bring some eggnog with
you to Christmas, and I'll tell you what that would
bring some joy?

Speaker 8 (45:12):
Yes, but I think it was quite nice served warm.
So an actual fact of you just take over the
person's kitchen. Just say I'm going into the kitchen. Now,
we missed you. We really did miss you at was
quite the same without you there.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
To be honest, Jerry said.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
He was going to bring some in for me. Any
blood He did not too.

Speaker 8 (45:27):
No, I know, I know, but don't you worry. There's
another Christmas coming, and I won't forget. I've got a
memory like an elephant. You guys, come run. I mean,
Jeremy's a feature at my place all the time anyway,
so he knows that. So look, honestly, you just come
round next year. It's the secret to the eggnogg. It's
it's it's a little bit tricky, but you'll better see
it on ANUE seven sharp on Friday night. But it's
absolutely delicious. And what you do, but I want when

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Jeremy's making his niece, He's to be honest with you,
is quite slow.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Don't tell him that.

Speaker 10 (45:56):
No, No, he is a little bit slow.

Speaker 8 (45:57):
But you knows, and everything is.

Speaker 10 (46:01):
Okay, sees.

Speaker 8 (46:02):
But what I did, I did a bit of a
naughty thing. As he was sort of pouring them very
carefully measured rum into the drink, I wucked it.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Underneath.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
She got underneath my elbow and she just and I'll
tell you what. When glood blood blood glood blood glood gliding, and.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
We ended up with about a third of a bottle
of rum and that eggnog.

Speaker 8 (46:21):
And look, as long as people are not driving on
behalf of the New Zealand Transport Association, all of the
police authorities, let me tell you is look, it's harmless.
It's harmless at Christmas, just don't drive, just stay. So
when people said you're coming just for lunchildren, We'll just
have a kit bag in the back of your car
with us, you know, sleeping bag, and you know, a
few essentials and just basically just move. You could say,

(46:44):
for example, you know people talk about leftovers at Christmas,
you can say, well, look I invited three family members.
They stay the thrower, but their eggnog is so good.
And there's the thing they used to remember once someone
arrestedtur told me once he said, you never want to
have really comfortable in your restaurant because people stay too long.

Speaker 10 (47:02):
And you've got to get tough.

Speaker 8 (47:03):
So but you know, I think, seriously, I've got a
couple of other little tips for Christmas. I mean serious.
You can go to my website and I've got a
fantastic recipe for a trifle you can go in there
and you can get all the things. All you've got
to do is pick some fresh cherries, throw some BlackBerry
nip from Grannie's back of Grannie's cupboard. If you haven't
got that kreme to cassisse, throw that over the cherries.
The recipes literally assemble. I mean, this time of the year. Look,

(47:26):
I've got to be serious for a minute.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Guys.

Speaker 8 (47:28):
If you are thinking you get to start a new recipe,
I mean that recipe is not really a recipe. It's
just honestly, throw things from the supermarket together.

Speaker 10 (47:34):
It's so fabulous.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
It's raspberry trifled. But do not look up Annabel White images.
Do not look up Annabel White images on the internet. Okay, guys,
go to my website for recipes, but do not look
up images. There is a Nate, there's a naked Jeremy.
There's a naked woman on a white horse, and her
name is Anaba Zaid. I think she's Russian or something.

Speaker 10 (47:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Oh my god, looking at her now, wow, love.

Speaker 8 (47:56):
I mean, I never rode a horse, and I was
never I never had long blogged here. I don't know
what of this. I think it's outrageous, but anyway, there's no,
there's no. I don't know what to do.

Speaker 10 (48:05):
I don't know what to do, but but the.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Thing is my.

Speaker 8 (48:09):
Yes, just get away from them right now. I know
there was there was some compromising photographs which I had
no idea we're ever going to be on the internet.
But look what I was going to say is make
sure that you just keep it simple this Christmas. Okay,
I mean seriously, don't suddenly decide to be like Martha
Stewart and try and recreate everything. And it's not going

(48:30):
to be like a Norman Rockwell painting around the table.
People are not going to say. People are going to
be fighting, people are going to be doing crazy things.
So just remember, if you're at a very low EBB,
just think of the two boys at hierarchy and say
this too will pass. Too will pass.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Annabel what thank you so much for your time. Merry Christmas.

Speaker 8 (48:48):
Merry Christmas to you lovely guys. By the way, you're
looking fabulous.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Thank you to Breakfast Jerry and Minia.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
So yesterday morning, at around about six thirty, we had
a chat to Sam Chapman. Now he was attempting the
Longest day golf challenge to raise funds for the Cancer Society,
playing as many rounds as he possibly could. Eight rounds
is what he was trying to do.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Having done four the year before as an ambitious target.
No want to know how he got on. He's on
the line right now. Good a Sam.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Firstly, how are you?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Firstly? Sam?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Did you do it? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (49:28):
Made it through the eight We finished at our quarter
past states.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Oh really, so how was the light by that stage?

Speaker 10 (49:35):
We're still light enough. I wouldn't have wanted to do
a huge amount more, but I don't think I could
have done a huge amount more anyway.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
So you started the day with twelve balls? You told
us at about six o'clock yesterday morning he had twelve
on you did you have to make us stop at
the clubrooms to get anymore?

Speaker 10 (49:51):
I had to take a few sleeves out, but I
finished with one ball left in the bag.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Quite well, that's bloody good, especially at wind Ross, because
so you go to the rough dire. She'd be quite
hard going, I imagined as well, because you're trying to
get in as many rounds as you can, you probably
wouldn't want to be doing too much ball.

Speaker 10 (50:08):
Looking No, it was kind of a case of if
you can't see it after a few seconds. Forget about it.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
I just keep going. So you crunched the numbers beforehand,
one hundred and forty four holes. It was going to
be somewhere around one hundred thousand steps. Did you keep
any metrics from you from your day?

Speaker 10 (50:24):
I was overly optimistic with the steps. I think it
ended up at sixty seven sous.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
That's a lot of steps.

Speaker 10 (50:31):
It feels like a lot this morning, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
So yeah, how is the body feeling? Where are you
sore in particular?

Speaker 10 (50:39):
Sort of head to toe?

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Really has that right.

Speaker 10 (50:43):
Feet, it'd be about the worst, but it's surprisingly all right.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Yeah, And what about any blisters on your hands or
anything like that? Not?

Speaker 10 (50:51):
The hands are just a bit raw, a couple on
my feet, but worse things happen than that.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
We were talking to Sam Chip and he played eight
rounds of golf years today in an entire day. Did
you did you work anything? Did you iron out any
issues with your game scene, fix.

Speaker 10 (51:06):
Some and then miraculously more would appear.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
And did you mentioned yesterday you were going to keep
track of your scores across the day? Did you hand
any cards and what sort of numbers are we talking?

Speaker 10 (51:17):
They're all handed in. They got progressively worse as they
went along, but I haven't done a total calculation yet.
There was some pretty poor golf by the end.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Okay, so what was your what was your best round?
What was your best round? What was your worst around?

Speaker 10 (51:30):
Best was a sixty nine off the whites, and I
think the worst was an eighty one, also off the
light hard.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
This is sensational.

Speaker 10 (51:39):
It could have been a lot worse.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Kind that could have been a lot lot worse. Well,
great work mate. Congratulations. When is your next round of
golf scheduled for? Oh?

Speaker 10 (51:50):
Not at this stage, I be it.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
So how do people donate if they want to donate
to the Cancer Society SEM The.

Speaker 10 (51:59):
Link is still live. It's longest day dot org dot
NZ forward slash Sam dash Chapman and that that'll be
live until the end of January.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Still well, thanks for talking to Sam. Congratulations and good
luck with the blisters.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yeah, rest up jury and the night the Hoarcky breakfast.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Olucky's biggest lose earlier in the year, and I splitters
pants at the gym.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
He sent himself the target of getting under one hundred
kgs by the end of the year. Well actually just
basically by getting under that some point hundred kgs. So
he started at one twelve point one. He then lost
two kgs in the first week. Yeah, then he slowed
down a little bit, sort of plateaued, then all of
a sudden started to really make some traction. At one

(52:52):
stage he had reached one O three point seven and
that is the lowest. That was week twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Yeah, and it was I mean, I've basically done everything
except for cut weight like a UFC fighter, Like I
had had a yodel the night before, I'd had a
got a lot of purchase on a movement the next morning,
and so that was basically my carcass weight with no fluids.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
His bones and skin.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Yeah, I was on the hook at one O three
point seven and skin and organs. You were skinning, shriveled up, dried,
dusty hours organs. And yeah, one O three point seven
was the low point. So then all of a sudden,
from one and I was at that point, I was
like here we go. Yeah, one O five. I was
hovering around the one O five. The one O three
was a bit of an outlier, but I was hovering
around the one O five.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Then you went to Texas. Then I went to and
you found your turning a white wife.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
And I entirely lit garther rope. I mean Texas. I
was always gonna you know, you're not gonna go over
and oh, we're going to Terry Black's barbecue. I'm actually
I'm trying to watch my calories, so if you don't mind,
it might not come.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
They were at Terry Blake's barbecue. There were people coming
taking photos of you sitting there because that was so
impressive with how much food you had on your plant.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
I know, well I didn't order. I mean, god, there
are Americans there.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
I mean Americans are used to huge plates full of meat,
full of food, and they were actually coming and you said,
okay enough the photos Now, people coming from different tables
are like, wow, this man can eat.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I was like, all of his come and take this
one photo and then get out of my fear drop
it to each other. I don't know if I've never
been so overwhelmed as being I'd been yelled out for
half an hour consecutively in that line when you get
teary planks, they yell at you the whole way through
the yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and you walk
out and you're like one hundred and fifty bucks and
then oh dude, and then all of a sudden, everyone's

(54:39):
killing enough to take photos. It's like I got anyway,
I was about to start swinging. It was about forty degrees.
I was like, the next person who comes over, he's
getting chinned in the car park.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Then you ended up taking that food back to your
hotel room with Joe Jerry. You guys were actually I
was eating Yeah, you had that.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
It was it was so good cold and stay anyway,
So I came back from America one o eight and
then have it around on the one oh sevens. And
then we launched what I like to call Operation square one.
You were calling it operation donut. Complete the loop, complete
the circle, and see if I can get back to
one and twelve by the end of the year. And
so this morning, week forty.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Have we got some sort of drum roll?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
We get a drum roll up on this this morning,
I was one hundred and ten flat. Yeah, so not
quite operation square one because that would have been one twelve.
So I've even failed that. Kelly had to drink two
liters of water and immediately get back to one twelve.
Great point. Actually, in fact that I weighed myself before
I came in this morning. I've probably had three coffees

(55:38):
and four points of water, so I reckon, I'll probably
about that.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Well, thank you, Coula achieved something this year, back to
square one. It's been so much fun following you on
this journey. And there we are. We're back at square one.
Oh perfect, the end of the year and we do
it all again next year. No, god, do you know
what it is? It was forty weeks Yeah, of going
around in the donut. Yeah, I love it. You know

(56:04):
what it does is once you put yourself, put a
thing on yourself, like I'm gonna get under a hundred,
just trigger something into me to be like the hell
I will.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
No, No, You've got oppositional defiance, like go and do this.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Even if I was about to do something myself, I'm
like going to do the dishes, and then someone says,
can you do this dishes? Now I can't because you've
told me to.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
There's a syndrome.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Yeah that's right. Yeah, So there we go. Okay, well
what do we learn Nothing? Absolutely nothing.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Well that's life, isn't it. I do know exactly what
I was eating when I got down to one oh three?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (56:41):
No, it wasn't nothing. That's the surprising part. Everyone thinks
you've just got to starve yourself. That doesn't work because
you'll do that for a day and then you'll peg out.
You've got to It's like there's a certain amount of
food you need to eat and you need to stick
to as close to that as possible. Righte booze this
fan in your worst in a minute.

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am this morning, and we'll see you again for the
second to last Hierarchy Breakfast show of the year tomorrow
morning from six.

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