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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
To catch up on what you missed The Hurdarchy Breakfast
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Speaker 3 (00:08):
Everybody welcome along to the show. It's Huesday of fourteen
to be Abril twenty twenty six, Monday. Jimmy Wells is
a nice jew Good.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Morning Jerry, morning, rude morning man, Hi Zoe?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
This is a this is the worst day of the week.
So let's all just band together and we'll get through this.
You and I Jerry steering down the barrel of the
first full five day week working week and what three weeks.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Now, thoughts and prayers? How are we going to do it? So?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Look, if you're out there and you're struggling through this
week as well in New Zealand, just know that if
Jerry and I can get through our four hours of
talking into a ten can today, then you can too.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't want to freak you out, manight. But next
week there's another five days wind is it? In? Well?
The week after we move all right, should we book
another holiday to get onto that? We need to book
another holiday and fortunately just need something on the horizon.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, something to look forward to I mean Ansaic.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Day for the Diggers, that's that's coming up. It's not
far away.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
King's Birthday is not that far away.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
And then it's another five weeks after Injax, So okay,
five though, then Matariki.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
I'll tell you what's going on. This is what happened yesterday.
Rory is a.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Rare repeat winner out of custom.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Jeremy Jerry Ory, Jerry Springer. Why were they chanting Jerry Springer?
Seems odd?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
No, there was also a paternity test going on in
the eighteenth hole, so he was the father.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I married a donkey.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah that's right. Yeah, second consecutive Masters titles, just the
fourth player in history to win back to back Green Jackets.
The others Tiger quite good, Jack Nicholas. And then you're
into that Nick Folder neck Folder. I don't know who
Nick Felder was.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Neck Felder the English, the English very much a gentlemanly
player from the nineteen eighties and the nineteen nineties.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Right, and then I think we're back into bloody. You know,
your couples and players and your.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Jimmy Demerits, your Sam Snead's, your Gary players.

Speaker 6 (02:16):
You.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, yeah, so interesting.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I was having a look at the most Masters tournament
wins and there's not a single player who's had like
multiple wins who's not like one of the greats. It's
really yeah, it really sets everybody apart Scotti. Scheffler's won
a few, hasn't he. Yeah, he's won a few. But
Jack Nicklas has one. Yeah, one, two, three, four, five six,
He's won six Green Jackets Christ and he won his

(02:40):
first one I looked at nineteen sixty three, and he
won his last one twenty three years later, in nineteen
eighty six. Yeah, like he was a reasonably old man
and he played there this time round. He just about
took out the crowd on on the left hand side.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I thought I saw an interview. I don't know if
it was with him or someone else, but a lot
of them were complaining about the condition of the course.
Oh really yeah, thus and oh look, you know, I
didn't really get a fair shake at it today because
I played earlier and there was still a bit of
dew around.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah. Also I looked a bit dry, and Tiger Woods
also had five. Nineteen ninety seven was his first one
yet twenty nineteen was that great comebacks and then the
insane comeback Arnold Palmer he had four, and then Jimmy
demer At, Samsony, Gary pay, Nickfelder Film Nicerson all had three.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, it's a great It's a great measure of someone
on a sport when you look back at the other
people have done that thing and they are all genuine legends,
you know, the masters. It's like whenever someone takes over
one of Hadley's records in this country, like that means something.
If your name is in the same breath as Richard Hadley,
like that is the yardstick for you're doing something well.
I don't know. The Duffy taking more work ats in

(03:52):
Hadley in one year thing though, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
That didn't really doesn't feel quite right. Nah, No, I
mean at different times, That's that's the other thing. I mean.
Jack Nick, for example, he was playing with bladed clubs
and wooden woods. They couldn't have the ball nearly as far,
but he had beautiful control. Also a pretty good putter,
but not as good a putter as what they are.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Now, except it was an absolute shocker.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah. Yeah, But I listened to neck Fodo talking about
the green jacket because you know you're in the green jacket,
which is which from Augusta and and that, but that
doesn't mean that you're a member. So neck Foldo, for example,
if he wants to play at Augusta, so he's won
of the Masters three times, if he wants to play
at Augusta, he still has to play with a member.

(04:36):
He can't just rock up and go I'm neck Foldo,
I've won three green jackets. Yeah, I'd like to book
a tea time for Saturday at nine fifteen. Please. He
has to play. He has to be invited by a member.
It's so old school. And the other thing about it
is when he turns up to the Masters every year
because he gets invited back, there's a locker and it's

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got his green jacket in it, because when you're in
the clubhouse, you've got to wear your green jacket.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
And they've got their own locker room, don't they.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, and so he but there's one green jacket because
even though he's got three, there's only one green jacket
in his locker. But it's the most recent. And they
call you up and make sure that they've got the
measurements right for your green jacket.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Now hang on, we're saying Rory McRoy has just gone
back to back and one yesterday. If he turns up
to augusta next week and he goes.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Hey, you can over around, they're like, sorry, don't see
your name on the sheet?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Was it, Rory? No, you gotta play. You've got to
be invited. You've got to be invited to play by
the member.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, great, texture on three four o three golf. Cricket
is batcher boring enough. How many of your listeners play cricket,
let alone golf? If if his well, I've gotta be
honest with you, and not a lot of our listeners
are at war and Iran either. But we'll talk about that.
Going up next, this old dude name years. I'm going
to name two years related exclusively to August to golf.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Of course, it's weird August. I mean, the whole thing
is so weird. It's fascinating and genuinely as a tradition.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Unlike any other excellan sandwiches at three dollars a pop,
they don't change the pricing. No, that's a rideiculed, there's
no You've got to make a physical landline call to people.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
If you want to talk to your husband.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Ridiculous Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Time for old dudes. Name years formerly known as yesterday, tomorrow, Today, Yesterday, tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Te tomorrow Come.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Then we're going to go back to two different names here,
two different years.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Rather, we're going to name two different years US old
dudes here.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I'd like to hark back to twenty twelve.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, on the back of the US Masters being completed yesterday,
not long ago.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Twenty twelve. It's one of those things when you go
back to twenty twelve and you think what happened in twenty.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Twelve, it's what we're doing in twenty twelve.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
And I can The only thing I can tell you
about twenty twelve was that my son, Hugo was born
in twenty twelve. So you know, when your kids are
born in a year, you kind of have some context
about a year, Whereas I think about twenty sixteen, for example,
and I cannot tell you a single thing about twenty
six sixteen.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Harambi died really yeah in twenty sixteen. I feel like
twenty sixteen was a really infliction point. That's when he
started getting canceled and blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
I feel like was Trump elected in twenty sixteen?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, first time, I'll be sure.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
A sixteen Yes, mate who put a bit on one
of those early bidding books over in the States where
you could bid on the outcome of elections and stuff.
And as soon as Trump announced his candidacy, my mate
was like twenty bucks and he won.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Wow, he would have done well.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
He won enough that he bought himself a second hand
BMW convertible and we drove it back and forth across
the Harbor Road.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Serious, truly, yeah, because it was what was he played
five hundred to one?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
It was like it was ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
That was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
It was a meme. No one thought it was legit.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Well, I mean it's still weird as good.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
So twenty twelve, yeah, you just had Hugo who is
now at high school.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah he's out fourteen.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah he's now fourteen, he's not fourteen teen years ago.
Twenty twelve was the first year that Augusta. Sorry to
that one listener text it and doesn't like golf. Twenty
twelve is the first year lit Augusta allowed women as
members at the golf Club of twenty twelve, the year
Hugo was born.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, Former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice and invested Darla
Moore became the first female members in the club's history
that August, breaking a long standing male only policy.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Ah, Condoleeza Rice, former Secretary of State. I had a
lock actually, because you can look up people's handicaps, and
hers is thirteen. That's thirteen. She's quite useful.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
It's not but it's not great though, and that's a
difficult course.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, maybe, I think though thirteen if you if you're
if you've got a thirteen handicap in your courses. AUGUSTA, Yeah,
I think you're doing pretty well when you hit Chamberlain Park,
if you know what I mean. But apparently she's got
she hits the ball quite a long way. She's got
quite a good drive.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Condalaleza che chip Ye Ahl right, second favorite, Condoleeza.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I don't think I can talk about my second favorite
Condoleeza really Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Similarly, yeah, what about nineteen ninety What was going on
in nineteen nineteen.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Ninety I was in year nine at school. I started
high school in nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Former YEP was that the Commonwealth Games in Auckland certainly was.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
And of course the Siski Tennial for New Zealand, excuse me,
Siski nineteen nineteen, the land of the long White.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Clowns, SISC Centennial. I was but a twinkler my daddy's eye.
In nineteen ninety and and that was the year that
Augusta National Golf Club admitted its first African American member.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
A television executive by the name of Ron Townsend, which
is the name, would have helped them there.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Ron, I reckon, they didn't know was African America. They
were Ye, sounds like one of us. Hey, could you
just to the CEO?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Hey just step over this way for a Hey, Ron,
have you hit rong?

Speaker 7 (10:00):
No?

Speaker 8 (10:00):
Wrong?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
I think we've got the wrong towns. I don't know,
have you met him. I think we've got a mistaken idea.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
And then they would have had a crisis meeting, and
that I'd be like, all right, let's spin this, let's
spin this. This is gonna be a good thing. The
decision followed pressure from the nineteen ninety Shoal Creek controversy.
We're an all white Alabama club faced boycotts over its
discriminatory membership policies. The club had previously barred black golfers
from competing until nineteen seventy. Oh wow, okay, so yeah,

(10:27):
twenty twelve first women being allowed to play at Augusta
and nineteen ninety the first African American.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
When when we see the first president of the Augusta
National Golf Club being our woman, that will be interesting.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I wouldn't hold your bread.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
That will never happen, not my lifetime anyway. God, No, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
In the night the holdarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
If your latest sport headlines thanks to export out the
beer for here. Auckland FC football manager Steve Coriker will
the Sunday's home A league actually against Central Coast.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I guess why?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Please getting his hair done?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
No? No, not not far away though?

Speaker 6 (11:08):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay, has read card for using offensive, insulting, an abusive
language and or gestures.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh okay, well I suppose he can capitalize in that
time to get his hair.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, he has never not had a fresh doue.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, I've never seen a here out of place on
and he's got the silver fox thing going on, you
know what I mean. He's aging gracefully. I think we
can all agree on that.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Whoever his Barbera's is making good coin. Yeah. I wonder
if he goes to the same guy's Burden Barrett. Who
could think? No, I think I can answer that question. No.
I feel like they're very different sort of vibes. I reckon,
Steve Curriker, we must ask him. I reckon, he's a
once every two weeks guy. Yeah, right, where's everyone sitting here?

Speaker 8 (11:47):
What?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Okay, I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
And I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I don't have like a regularly scheduled thing. It's when
I look in the mirror in the morning and I
see Saddam Hussein looking back at me. You know, when
they dragged him out of a hole.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
It's out of the hole.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, well the drags them out of the hole, all right,
gun Booker. And then the thing is because at the moment,
because I go across the road here, you got a bookend, Well,
they booked out for another week. So it's a week
after I see Saddam Hussein, I get a hearcut, which
I have.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Never seen you without a fresh kind of a lit though,
Like it's looking pretty fresh at the moment because you're here,
not gro I'm gonna hear cut yesterday. Think that'll be
why ruder? What are you your once every.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
I'm probably about every six weeks. But like Mania, it's
one of those things where you're like, oh, I need
a haircut today, and if no one can do it,
you get really annoyed. It's like it's their fault. It's
never my fault. Why can't you cut my hair right now?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah? Is there anyone out there listening who's there once
a weeker? Oh? I think I feel like there's some
rugby players out there that's part of a ritual.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Definitely.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Professionally, I mean you've never seen more burst fades in
your life than this weekend and Super Rugby it was ridiculous. Yeah,
there's some money and barbering for for rugby teams in there.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah. Rory McElroy has joined Englishman Sink Fealdo as the
only the second European player to win two consecutive Masters titles.
So Next says McRoy is among the finest golfers of
all time, but fell short of declaring the Northern Irishman
as the best. Okay, well that's fine, I don't he's
only young.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
And also Nick Feldo as a golf player. Now, if
you play a sport, you're never going to admit that
someone else is better than you at that sport. That's
what made you good at the sport.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
No, especially not when he's only thirty eight. That's right.
And Raj just done. He's been thirty eight since he
was fifteen. Yes, and and rajas Dan have endured a
first loss and five IPL cricket matches this season. Daniey
Vatori coached Hydrobad posted two sixteen for six to win
by fifty seven runs after getting sent in at home.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
When I look at Dan Vittore's post playing career, he
seems like he's doing just fine, doesn't he.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, he's doing well.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
He seems like.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
He's doing just fine.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
He was the Is he the bowling coach or the
spinning coach for Australia. I believe he was the just
the bowling coach.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Bowling, you're one of the assistant coaches. I think that's
what they call it. They just call them assistance. I
don't think he is anymore okay, but he was right
year from the ashes. I mean he's the most because
he's won ashes, what two ashes with England. Sorry, with
Australia and a World Cup. He's our most successful cricket

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player slash coach of all.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Time owner coach Jackie Man And I heard he drives
the minivan. But when you're a spin bowling coach and
they don't pick a spinet, that's going to be the
easiest job in the world sport.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, you turn up with with the with the admit,
with your baseball mat and take a couple of catches throwdowns. Yeah,
he'd like fielding a woman sit down. I think he
books golf courses. Yeah, he's really good at that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
How do you think you're going celebrity for Royland?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I think it's the last thing he'd ever do. That's
my gut feeling on that. He's talking about that next time.
Having the list of celebrities, most of them I know.
Which is the first and that's had a non clibrity
tres Island for some.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Time Jerry and Midnight the Hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
So yesterday they announced the cast for Celebrity Treasure Island
and I was scouring it for your name. Jerry, You're
not on there? Have you ever been? They ever asked
you to be on celebrity Treasure Island.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I think so does that go through your people?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Does it?

Speaker 6 (15:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I just you know me, I don't remember much anymore.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah, right, because drugs.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Basically I've got a goldfish memory. But no, I think
I think that you did. I think so and continue
to do Yeah, would you do it? No? Nah? I
just that's not for me. But also I don't have to.
I don't know where I find the time, to be honest.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
No.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Well, this is what I can't figure out, because when
they announce it, they've already done it, right, they've already
filmed it.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, they think they filmed it over summer, so I'm
pretty sure it's it's over February. Yeah, and it must
take a few weeks. I imagine three year weeks. I
haven't watched this. I don't really know exactly how long
you are. Who's who? Do we know this? I have
a few people that have been on it over the years.
I do.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I have noticed, though, is the is the person often
the most famous person that's on that show, or the
person that you're like, geez, how did they get this
person to do it? Often gets eliminated in the first week.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, Well, Yeah, what's that. They just mustn't be very
good at playing what's that all about? They mustn't be
very good at how the most busy person tends to
get eliminated.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Almost straight away. Yeah, okay, so looking through at the moment,
if you were to pack.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, who's the most famous? Okay, so here's here's the
can we go through the caster? Okay? So Ben Barrington,
he's from shortmand Street, really tall, tall, balled, good looking sucker. Yep.
David Kreos a comedian, good looking in his own way.
Former was on Task Master and very funny guy. Frank
Barntce former All Black Center, does his best work in

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the latter part of his career.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
A bobblehead of Frank Bunce back in the nineties. I
would say that he is a candidate for getting eliminated in.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
The first time. Do you think so? I think once
you'll hang around. Georgia Lines sing a songwriter. Don't know okay,
Harrison Keith. I know him. He's from the.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
He's from a rival radius, He's from a writer.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
He's a nice guy. I had him. He's got the glasses.
Live Parker comedian. Do you know her?

Speaker 4 (17:28):
I no, I don't.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Sorry Louis Davis or is it Lewis Davis.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's Louis. Yes, he's a man of influence. Okay, my
old star and the influencer game.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh okay, Max Adams, I know her. She's a contragrator.
She's really funny. Yes, Polly Gillespie.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
No, you know her?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
I certainly do you know her? Very well? Yeah, I do.
I spent some time with her one night. Poor shaw
woodman work Cliff, great rugby player, great rugby player. I
think she's probably my pack to take it out.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
To win the whole thing. Yeah right, okay, Ria van Devas,
no I know her.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Sammy Paul miss World New Zealand twenty twenty five or
what that's with an eye sim Barnett broadcaster.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
He's probably going to take the whole thing out.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
I think he's only going to be there for a week.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Oh oh, because is he busy?

Speaker 8 (18:21):
Well?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Actually, couldn't you look back at when he was back
on here and figure out exactly how long he was
off for?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Oh that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
And reverse engineer how long he might have been on
it for.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, that's a good point. T l Or Pierhinger.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Doctor my name Benet I do know.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
And Zion Dale from TVs It's one New One News.
He's a good guy.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Okay, So if you're looking through that, who do you
think is most likely to take the I'm too famous
to be here, Get me out of here in a
week clause Barnett Barnett.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I can't imagine Gillespie, poly Gillespie spending much time oh
sorry without makeup.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Jeremie Wells and the nice to It, the Hohodarchy Breakfast,
I just.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Do anything go missing. Recently, Minira see, forty eight kilograms
of cocaine was found in total.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's what's insane to me about this forty eight kilograms
forty eight one kilogram bricks. What's insane to me is
the consistency with which it's always two bricks that are missing.
It's almost every single time, Like a couple of years ago,
there was a lady conveniently walking her dog along the
beach and she found eighteen bricks of cocaine. Eighteen dude.
So someone so someone went out and pack. Anyone who's

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packed anything, even wrapped the Christmas present knows you don't
wrap like uneven numbers. You wrap round numbers. Otherwise it's
just harder to pack.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Well, the question is where did the two kg's two
kgs of cocaine. That's a lot. We didn't know that stuff.
Where did they go missing? Is that the customs officers? Yeah,
you say that, can I But somewhere along the line,
someone's been text here because you're right, it's it's fifty kg's,
isn't that? Yeah? Well it was.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
So the drugs were hidden in the insulated lining of
the roof of a container carrying legitimate goods from Panama,
and I'd hope it was unlike the rip on ripoff method,
where drugs are concealed inside the container. These drugs were
hidden in between the inner ceiling and the top of
the container insulated rooflining.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
You know, if the drugs were hidden and the insulated
lining and the roof of a container carrying a whole
lot more cocaine, yeah, then you'd be like, what the
hell are you doing? But I imagined that this is exactly
I thought, this is exactly people. It seems that customers
officers are surprised at how clever people, of how clever
drugs and porters have become. Um, I that was exactly

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where they were being hidden inside of containers. I mean,
how else do they get a hit? Not that that's good.
It's not that complicated. They come in on ships, it's
not coming in up people's asses through Auckland the airport.
Just so you know, not fifty of it, so I.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Can stop checking. There's a bit of money on the
line total, Like we're looking at sixteen point eight million dollars,
so forty eight?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Are you have the mathemagician here?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
What's what's sixteen point eight divided by forty eight? Question?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Just like three, it's kind of going three million, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Three million dollars a kilo? Is that right?

Speaker 7 (21:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Three hundred forty eight, three hundred pretty close? Yeah? Is it? Three?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Many old guys? Do mass welcomen to old guys?

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Do point eight sex?

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Two point eight six million million calor gram? Is that right?
My god?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
It's almost as expensive as butter. But next you'll be
finding that in the roof of hidden roof compartment of
your shipping container.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
So Massive. University professor Chris Wilkins says, until relatively recently,
cocaine was something of a rarity in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
He was saying, south of the Bombays. He never really
see it. And if someone's offering it to your run
because it's probably.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Not well, maybe he hadn't seen it. No, so he
was saying Chris Wilkins has seen He's saying that.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
He's saying it at parties in regional New Zealand at
the moment and like quite fast south.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, and is what he's said. Some older people too.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, some people that would shock you to your core.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah. Police recently wastewater testing figures that show cocaine use
has hit an all time high. That's what I'm hearing.
So the latest wastewater figures collected between October and December
and testing sites are Yeah, well, cocaine use is lower
overall than meth or cannabis. Its size of the rise,

(22:31):
that's d It's doubled in a year to an estimated
nine point five kg's. I mean that doesn't make sense
to me. Per nine point four kg's of use per week,
I mean, what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
How much do you usually use in the session, Jerry,
like a kelo or something. Well, I don't know, because
I don't never really miss your stuff.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
But nine point four cag is What would be more
interesting is just percentage increase overall, you know of how
much people were using commid and also interestingly that the
myth way more people are on the myth and cocaine way,
more like three times more.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, it's just harder to get, isn't it. You're the
son Josh Tech thro can my ute run on cocaine?
It might save me a bit of money.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
Jerry and Mania The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mania
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
So after three months twenty two thousand entries, the radiodeckn
name our Boat competition wrapped up. It was about four
weeks ago, wasn't it. We gave away that finn Chase
of five three five cinderconsole with the Mercury outboard with
the Voyager trailers were seventy five thousand dollars joining us.
Now the man who has apparently I'm told Steve just

(23:46):
received your boat, Steve from Parmerson North.

Speaker 9 (23:48):
Welcome to the show, seem now were going today?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Does the boat arrive, Steve?

Speaker 9 (23:55):
Yeah, yeah it has. It's bigger than in the bus.
So you we're out there, so.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Tell me us where where where have you parked it?

Speaker 9 (24:05):
Underneath a carport? Here in party.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Yeah, that's a good show.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Last time we talked to you was when we gave
you the boat, gave you the good news that you
had had won. Were you listening to the show that morning?
And did you hear the first couple of calls go
through the voicemail?

Speaker 9 (24:22):
Well, actually I was out doing deliveries, so you know,
I actually missed it. And then yeah, I jumped back
in the truck and looked at the time and thought, oh,
you know, I probably missed it. Then I got another call,
and then and then I got another call coming through
me radio on. It was a bit weird actually, and

(24:44):
then yeah, it turns out there, ye not every day
you want the boat.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Sorry, Jerry, you go, I'm going to go.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I'll go.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Well, hold on, do you want Jerry Jerry to go? No, Steve,
you live in part us the North. Where are you
going to take that thing?

Speaker 9 (25:02):
Are we going to go out company?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah? Good idea.

Speaker 9 (25:05):
And then then when we get a little bit more
skillful here, well we'll shoot out Wanganui and yeah, Foxton
can just be left behind.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Oh wow, okay cool. So when did it get delivered? Exactly, Steve.

Speaker 9 (25:20):
So we went down to so we went up to
tapo On. I just said they gone okay, cool with it.
Didn't really play ball a couple of times through throughout
the ordeal. So we were just lifted another week or so.
And yeah it turned out there. Yes, last weekend on
Saturday was really good.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Okay, and so and so Steve the boats had its
main maiden voyage.

Speaker 9 (25:44):
Yeah, you spent a great day day, spent a great
day out there on the boat with Maxim Tin from
finn Chaser and yeah, no, they were very helpful and
very professional. Man, it was awesome. Boat.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Showed all the bells and whistles on that thing.

Speaker 9 (25:58):
Oh mate, there's a lot of bells and whistles, isn't
it Now?

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Does it have a name? This boat? It does?

Speaker 9 (26:05):
It's this ship happens.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Okay, because it does, it does. It was both good
and bad shop.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Were any of your mates listening and had they heard
that you'd want a boat?

Speaker 6 (26:18):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (26:18):
I make my phone exploded.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
People putting in bids to be the first to come
with you on a cruise.

Speaker 9 (26:26):
Yeah ye, they wanted They want to be first up.
They want to be the first with the fishing rod
in the water. Oh mate, yeah, no, I had a
lot of phocals.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Okay, so Steve at the boats had its maiden voyage
have caught anything? Has it caught its maiden fish yet?

Speaker 9 (26:43):
No? Not yet, no, no no no. We're out there
only for a training day and you we're hoping this
weekend we we're going to shoot out and let's see
if we can catch that maiden fish.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Brilliant. Well, you're a great one of Steve, and we're
stoked that you've got the boat and into some pictures. Yeah,
love to love to see some picks.

Speaker 9 (27:03):
And yeah, definitely definitely.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Enjoy ship happens.

Speaker 9 (27:08):
Oh we will, we will, definitely, most definitely. Hey, thank
you very much to every all the sponsors and fun Chaser,
Mercury Garman. Oh there's too.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Much to name, Yeah, Steve, but.

Speaker 9 (27:25):
No, it's just an awesome prize and you don't know.
We're we're very thankful my family.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Good on you're Steve. Well you're a great winner, and
enjoy that boat. Keep in touch.

Speaker 9 (27:36):
Yeah, we'll do, we'll do.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
That's Steve from Parmerston North. He's won that Finn Chaser
five three five center console with Mercury outboard and the
voyage trailer worth seventy five thousand dollars. One of twenty
two thousand entries could have gone to a nicer guy. No,
I could have stoked about that Radiohadecky Gerry and.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
And and I are joined the confla hidacky Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Now Lee text and we were talking before about the
forty eight kilograms of cocaine which was seized in a
refrigerated container at the port of Toadunger Customs officers have
found it. They said that there was a street value
of sixteen point eight million dollars associated with that forty
eight kilograms.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, okay, Now I know that that's a daunting that's
a daunting calculation to do for a lot for the
average Kiwi. So we've done it for you. Sixteen point
eight million divided by.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
How many was it?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Forty eight eight Just off the top of my head,
that's three hundred and fifty thousand dollars a kilogram. And
if you want to find out the price of a gram,
which you were saying, that's how much you buy when
you are on ponzib it's you just moved the decimal
point three spaces across. Now I learned that in room three,
shout out to missus Greenlaw. She would want to be
associated with this cheditor.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Grams and ouncers.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I wonder where Maniah ended up.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
You're talking about imperial measurements, and they're talking about pounds
and ounces, like you get this many ounces and.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
How many bush bushels to a furlong away. That's three
hundred and fifty dollars a gram for those of your
degenerates out there playing at home. And then what I
realized is that they've just taken however much their local
dealer is selling it for, and then times that by
forty eight.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, and they've got the street value. Yeah, what's right.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
But what I think most people want to know is like,
what did the person who imported it paid for it?
Because presumably there's a pretty big markup on illegal goods,
you would think, you.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Think so, because they're running a reasonably large risk, sizeable risk. Yeah,
so this is the thing. And I guess customs won't know,
and they won't ever know because I'll never have seen
the money transfer. But you know, we're talking about forty
eight kgs, and you know, what's the chance of someone
importing forty eight kgs or something? Surely it's for the
same two kgs has gone missing, because apparently I'm told
they're come in these square or rectangle blocks. Yeah, I'm

(29:55):
looking at a picture of them now with weird sm
weird smiling faces on them. So but what I thought was, oh,
maybe maybe because they wouldn't have paid sixteen point eight
million for it. Put it that way, So maybe you
pay say ten five million, five Maybe it's the amount
is a round amount in dollars, right New Zealand. But

(30:18):
then again, you wouldn't be paying New Zealand dollars, would
you be paying US dollars? But or you'd be transferring
into crypto. But maybe it's a it's a round number
of money, and then you get a certain amount of
right cocaine that's not a round number, so you.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Get forty eight Yeah, okay, maybe.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
I don't know. I've never would send boarded drugs.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
That would certainly be the defense i'd mounted.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Three for three.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Anyone, anyone in putting significant quantities of drugs, could you
reach out and let us know?

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Do you even know how the system works?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
It's the markup on cocaine.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Jury in the night, the Holarchy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Just discussing this cocaine sees you in todo forty eight kgs,
which is not really that much when you think about
it as I mean, I'm ninety two, so it's essentially
half of me.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yep, a large dog.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
So half of me. You can fit half of me
quite easily. And think about all the containers coming in
and out of New Zealand at any given time. The
question I've got this was found in the and the
insulated lining of the roof of a container, just one container,
and you think about ports of Totong. How many containers
do you see down there?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Oh, there'd be more than one.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
So who's who is creating these containers? And how do
they get the container to the port in the first place,
because it's obviously been Yeah, but i mean originally they've
obviously changed it up, right, they've customized the container. And
then the container has been brought to the port. Yeah,
unless they can unless they've customized it at the port,

(31:53):
which they wouldn't do.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
No, they'll customized it in Mexico wherever they're making it.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
And then yeah, and then they drive this one container.
How do they know what? Don't mind this one? This
is just a normal container. We had to fix it.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
So we've been trying to reverse engineer the price here
and obviously they've just taken the street value, which you
were saying three hundred and fifty dollars a grab.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Someone text in the on Potoy.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Road and then the times that by forty eight, which
is the amount of bricks that they found, equals sixteen
point eight million. But we were trying to figure out what, like,
the people that imported it didn't pay that much? What's
the markup on a thing of cocaine, because you want
to know how much you're getting sure changed people have
been texting. Maybe forty eight is all that fit in
that container, you know what I mean? Maybe there wasn't

(32:38):
enough room for those last two good point, Could it
be that two kg was used? Yeah, well that's the
working theory that we've got is that someone siphoned off
the you know, whoever found it it was like, oh
there's cocaine in here.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
How many bricks forty eight? Or it's just a text
on the way through. So whoever put it in there
goes you know what I put. I packed the cocaine
and the container, and I'll take two for myself.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
One for me one for you can stick through. Is
there a Baker's dozen type top up at any level? Like,
say you bought forty eight, so let's chuck turn more in.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
And you have a nice day. Okay, So forty eight
is four dozen, isn't it right?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
That's a good point as well.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
So maybe it's you. But it does like eggs like eggs.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Hamish's textor he's an expert on this situation. When calculating
street value, you've got to remember you can easily cut
it from its original purity, so you could easily squeeze
a few extra million.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Out of that. That's not a bad shout. Just chuck
in there. Yeah, good stretch that out a little bit
point from Hamish. Yeah, he seems to know what he's
talking about. I'm looking at the photo here. They all
came in these black packages. It's a little bricks and
who takes these photos. They need to get the same
people that take the photos at one roof to get

(33:48):
in there because photo half of it's missing. It's terribly framed.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I don't I mean, I think when you're shipping illegal
narcotics around the globe, you're probably planning on them never
being photoed.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Okay, but I'm saying more the photographer needs to do
a better job.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Some of whose name I probably won't read out, and
to protect their identity is said, you pay base price
an extra on receipt you I don't know. Decoy had
no destination and it's whatever didn't fit in the primary.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Oh there's a decoy. Wow. Oh, now we're talking high level.
So you follow kg through because it's only worth sixteen
point eight million.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Meanwhile, you've got to still beam with four hundred and
eighty kilos gone somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
All right, this goes all the way to the top.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
Jerry and the hold Iarkey Breakfast, Jerry and Mini the
hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
It's not much generally happens in New Zealand, but every
now and then there's a story that comes across my
desk which makes me realize that New Zealand is a
far more interesting place than what I thought. This one here,
this happened yesterday. Well I read about this yesterday. So appearance.
There's appearance who have voiced frustration after a Saint John
youth festival, which I didn't know existed. So St John,

(35:06):
there's a Saint John Youth Festival.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Well, they love Saint John and so they want to
celebrate it and get together and celebrate Saint John at
the festival.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Yeah, it's a festival, So at the festival. Okay, this
is just one that happened in christ Church. A christ Church,
a popular christ Church wildlife park hosted the Saint John
Youth Festival. So at the Saint John Youth Festival, there
is graphic simulated medical emergencies. So it's a competition. It's

(35:33):
competitive Saint Johnny, it's competitive ambulancing and so the competition
stage closely to mimic real life emergency scenario. So this
one was hosted at the Willow Bank Wildlife Reserve. Yeah,
it's a well known nature park home I know, well
as a whole lot of native and exotic animals there, eels.
So so there's some parents that are wandering around there

(35:54):
and they didn't realize but there's a competitive Saint John
Youth Festival going on, and so in that some parents
walked around with their little kids and they saw fake
blood exposed entrails and a woman repeatedly screaming he's dying,
He's dying, He's dying. So you're pushing your pram around.

(36:17):
There's like a three year old, and then they've come
across what would look like an emergency basically.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Traumatic traumatic, this is I love this stuff.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
And then oh god, apparently a parent has complained about it. Well,
they've taken to social media. Anyone else's child distressed and
traumatized by Willowbank Saint John Evan. Today another parent said
their child never wants to go back there. After visiting
my grandparent. They saw the signs, but they had no
idea there would be graphic blood, slash organs and such

(36:47):
traumatic fake sines.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Should we go along or we can pat some cute animals.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
There's the heavy pitting and pittings.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
You compare the goats, you compet the peak. Oh my god,
Oh my god, this is I'm dying.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
I'm dying. I'm dying.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Some of the thing has happened to me when I
was a kid, because it's all volunteer fire brigades around
rural communities in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
And so.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
They'd get us to go, and so they get a
crumpled up car and they'd get me and my mate
to sit in the car and then cut us out
of it with the Jaws of Life to practice things
like that. They staged a fire in the Regent Theater
and so they placed a few of us around the
theaters to simulate having to find us, you know what
I mean, and rescue us out of there. I was
on the wings off the side of the stage, just
right behind the curtain, and I had to be lying down.

(37:34):
And this did come through in full firefighter gear, steel
kept boots.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Was there a fire? No? Okay, so they didn't sit
the Region Theater on fire.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
And he had the respirator. They had the full kit
on as if they there was a fire. And he
walked through the thing and he was shuffling. They shuffle
their feet so they don't stand on things and trip over.
And as he walked through, he's shuffling this giant steel
kept fireproof boots and he just booted me right, And
so he bends over to go what's going on. He's

(38:05):
got this respirator and they've got a spit valven that
that releases when they be So he bends over and
the spit valven is respirator releases all over my face
and I was like, oh my god, what the hell.
And he goes sure she's supposed to be unconscious. I
was like no, no, no, non mate, and then drilled
all over me. I was like that, we're not playing

(38:25):
this game. And I just got up and walked out. Wow,
I've been saved.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Well in this situation. One of the people said, after
discussions with Willowbank staff, we ensured that there was no
loud yelling or screaming from participants so as not to
upset the animals. Oh, the animals, Yeah, the animals. About
the animals.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
The eels are a little bit upset with it. Yeah,
let's get stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
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(39:21):
from two, and every day I'm reminded that yesterday I
said we'll record that and play it split up. That's right,
and we don't do that one.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Hey, guess what, Marty from Auckland joins us. Now, Marty,
what school did you go to?

Speaker 9 (39:38):
Lanta? I'm from Carlo High and I'm hoping to not
go there from three.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Ah, here we go, Marty. This is going to be
huge for you and your region and Anne Jones.

Speaker 9 (39:49):
Yeah totally.

Speaker 10 (39:50):
You know, it's really taking a bit of a dive lately,
so you know, hopefully we can redeem it.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah, no, that's right. Well, the town's going through a
hard you know, but a hard time at the moment.
So this is going to be huge if Marty can
pull us off or just a real gup punch of
a car, I believe.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, you can do it for Camo. Let's get straight
into it. Two hundred dollars Buddings about your op the grams,
which cereal manufacturer produces cocoa pops. Hello, correct, good start
for Marty and Camo. What city hosted the Summer Olympics
in twenty twelve and I have to rush your Paris? No,

(40:44):
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of the Green Party. Yes, you've got to get one more.
Come on, which current Melbourne storm winger is joining the
Warriors next year?

Speaker 9 (40:58):
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Speaker 3 (41:05):
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Speaker 1 (41:09):
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Speaker 3 (41:17):
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Speaker 1 (41:18):
A beautiful redemption to it.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
They couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
You may now be the most famous person from that town.

Speaker 9 (41:25):
Probably it's only saying about that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
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I expect to see you in the alumni now.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
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In all of the excitement about the secademic roll of Honor,
which means so much to New Zealand as the two
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good on you, Mardy, well done, and well done to Carmo.
It's the feel good story of the week, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
I would Jerry and Mini Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Now, I've wandered about this before, and in fact, we've
actually done an entire segment on which day is the
worst day of the week. I think we can all
agree it's Tuesday. Because you see a Monday coming, right,
you know Monday is going to suck. Tuesday is the
wave behind the wave that dunks your head back under
the water, and so I you know what I mean,
Just when you catch your breath, Tuesday just comes and
it sucks. This is why movie theaters will give you

(42:21):
a cheap this is why pizza places, restaurant everything will
give you cheap video easy Back in the Day two
for Tuesdays, and it's because Tuesdays suck. So when this
next bit of audio hit, my algorithm really put the
week into perspective and how you can sort of manage
your Tuesdays and indeed your entire week. Have listen to this.

Speaker 7 (42:40):
The best analogy that I've heard for living a good
life is that each week is just a seven game
series and you just got to win for it advance. Realistically,
Sunday and Monday those are probably losses. Friday and Saturday
probably wins. So you just got to win two of Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
and you're going to be living a good lafe. Now,
maybe you steal one on Sunday, you have a Sunday Funday.

(43:01):
All of a sudden, you just need one of them.
If you have a bad Friday, you're behind the eight ball.
You might want to just chalk it up to a
lost that week. It's really changed my frame of thinking,
and I think I'm going to continue thinking like it
moving forward.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I really like that. That doesn't that just simplify it?
So it's like a seven game series like in the NBA,
which is about to start very shortly, the NBA playoffs,
or I think baseball and ice hockey do the same
thing as well. So Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, you just got
to win two of those three. Have we won today?
Probably not. Do we chalk this one up as loss?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Maybe? And then we just a.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Tet Well, I don't know. Lame claim to fame might rescue.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Us, I think so. On the other part of that,
he's put Sunday in with Monday. Yeah, I don't put
some day.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
No.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
I think Sunday is a home game.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
I think Sunday's a good day. Yeah, I think, yeah,
it depends on what you're trying to get out of Sunday,
so I don't so it depends on what Saturday happened.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I think you can definitely chalk Monday up as a loss.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Saturday is definitely a win. But I don't know that
Friday and Monday need to be necessarily wins or losses.
I like to think of them more as well home
and away games. So Monday is definitely an away game, yep,
like you could win that. Chances that you probably want
no pressure on you. No, Friday and Saturday, the home games,
you've got every advantage. I even think Sunday is a
home game. But yeah, so if we can just win

(44:15):
one two of Today, Tomorrow, Tomorrow, yep, with Thursday, then
I think that's a good week.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
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Speaker 3 (44:25):
Time for Lame Claim to Fame Texas on three four
eight three. No Claim to Fame is too lame for
the segment.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
No, you can also give us a call on eight
hundred Hodaki eight hundred four to seven to two five.
Or if you wanted to jump the queue, you could
have got involved in our Instagram story last night, which
a lot of people did one. Shandy Baron Rights, I
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Speaker 3 (44:47):
With that Wow, hold on Day from Boys Trop, Great
New Zealander, great luck, one of the one of the
greatest New Zealanders. Love Day from Boys Trup. But as
a claim to fame, yep, that is pretty lame. I've
got to say that's one of the lames ones I've
heard so far. I mean, with all, do you respect
the Day from Boys Trup? Yeah, he's You wouldn't call

(45:09):
him a household name, would you. I would what Dave
from Boys Trup?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
I know his name in my household. But yeah, you're right.
I don't even why the public.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
I think even Dave would find that lame.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
It's a great point.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Mike Tompkins writes, winked at the missus and said, bewoomba
and now we have three kids. Wow, thank you, Jess.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Oh okay, that's good. Thanks very much, Mike. Yeah, it's
amazing what what a quick wink and a bwomba can do.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Actually, the power of bowomba and that's your upcoming book,
isn't I can of wmba. I can see you sitting
on a couch opposite Oprah Winfrey discussing the power of
Bowoomba and when did the when was it first revealed
to you the power of them? I saw Jerry's dog
being walked briskly down Ponsonby Road. The boxer Ignoraledka Blake.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Okay, it's please that she didn't ever crack it.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Like Crimson underscore BASSA rights during Name Matters. Crimson underscore
BASSA rights during My Oe to n Z. I got
to be in the movie The Kick and a shampoo
commercial with the All Blacks.

Speaker 8 (46:17):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
The Kirk was the famous TV well was it? TV?
Made for TV film feature with talking about Beaver's kick
in the two thousand and even Rugby World.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Cup featuring Stephen Donald, featuring Stephen Donald himself?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Was Stephen Donald paid for his story?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yes, I believe he was, see but he's not in
the movie. There's a there's an actor that plays him.
I think there's a radio host from a rival radio
station that was also in that in that film. Yeah,
and I don't think Beaver's ever seen it.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
And it culminates obviously in the Cack because and the Kick. Famously,
Beaver was out white baiting. Yeah, after a whole lot
of injuries to a whole lot of other first fives
during the World Cup two thousand and a lot of
pressure on his inland one of the World Cup since
nineteen eighty seven. Next thing, Beaver gets the call from
Sir Graham Henry Beaba.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Well, he actually got a call from Mills Mulla saying, hey,
can you answer your phone because Ted's trying to ring
in white baiting. Yeah, he's bating a bit of white.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
And thinking a better person. I think, yeah, yeah, there's
a few loo Way Jersey for it.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
We should run a Sigmund ahead of next year's World Cup.
How many first fives would need to fall over next
year for Beaver to get the call up? Uh, Joe McGrath,
I was the best bowler and under eleven cricket. I
don't mind that because I can, I can. I can
relate to that.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
I was too, And I need to know what what
city or town way it? Oh you mean Joe? Yeah, yeah, Joe?
What were you were the best under eleven? Were you
bowling those bloody wrongins? Tho stock wrongins?

Speaker 8 (47:48):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
That got that got coached at him at that point.
I was military medium And then they leave me open
the bowling. No shape to left or right hand.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Isn't it just medium straight ones?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah, medium straight ones sicks on the sticks was my special.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
We're good to work it.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Ryland Cooper has written through Hoidy J liked my comment
on Insta about breakfast giant Easter three.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Holy crap.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
This was when we bewombered him the other day with
the the AFL ball wrapped in the leftover ten four
from our easter egg and said, here's a treat from
us to you.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
And can you imagine Jason just doom scrolling as well
at home, doom scrolling with a pair of reading glasses on, smoking,
two fingers smoking scrolling away and a kimono.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
And a pipe. Me and my mate met the guy
from Perfect Strangers in London back in two thousand. Mate goes, look,
it's Belky oh man he met and then he goes.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
No, I'm cousin Larry. Oh he was cousin Larry.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
It was Mark Lindbackert.

Speaker 9 (48:49):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Yeah, nice guy. Not upset at all that we didn't
know his name.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Well, not only didn't know his name, but got the
wrong character. I mean, there's a big difference between cousin
Larry and Belkie Man Strangers.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
That was oh man, I remember Perfect Strangers. It felt
like a Saturday night thing, a tradition for my family
to sit around the TV. Yeah, watch some Perfect Strangers
and laugh at a guy put on an.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Exit, had the harmonica start.

Speaker 8 (49:10):
It's right, I'm a wow, wow, wow.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Hey, keep the teas coming through three four eighth three
were embroiled, and yet another rendition of lame claims to
fame were deeply embroiled, the quickly becoming New Zealand's most
ripped off radio segment. I know for a fact that
there's another station and this very building.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
It's always the ones.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Closest to you that are ripping that off on a Friday.
And I know that because people tried to call us
last Friday. It's so good.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
They were calling the other station, Jerry and Midnight, the
hod Iarkey Breakfast, Jerry and Mini, the Hot I Key Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
It's got to Sam. Who's on the line now, I'm
on Sam? How are you this morning?

Speaker 6 (49:50):
I'm very well, thank you guys to tell you good Sam.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
What's your lame claim to fame? Well?

Speaker 9 (49:56):
Late nineties, I was lucky enough to sneak.

Speaker 10 (49:59):
My way into the vip ttet Christmas Coca Cola Christmas
in the park in christ Church.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Oh wow, how did you manage that?

Speaker 10 (50:09):
A friend of mine, his father was high up in
some industry management wise, and gave us us kids and tickets?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Right, okay? And what happened? Then?

Speaker 10 (50:22):
I enjoyed a meal with the great Median po Lucis
Lawless and Frankie Stephens.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Well you enjoyed a meal with.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Them, yes, yeah, wow, and the VIP. But that were
they performing? Any of them?

Speaker 9 (50:37):
They were?

Speaker 10 (50:38):
They were so I suppose in between their their roles
they came into the tent and sat down and hit
the arm to all of us.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Did Frankie Stevens mentioned to you that he invented the
word chuir? Because I know for a while there he
was running that angle that he invented. He didn't mention that, No,
he didn't know.

Speaker 9 (50:58):
That sounds about right.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Thanks for your course, Sam. I appreciate that. That's quite
the that's quite the hot down at the hands. Yeah,
that's powerful. I walked past Jimmy Nisham at Queenstown Airport
a couple of weeks back.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Great, very lame.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
That is as lame as it get. My wife was
in a video for.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Currently Yeah, okay, what was the video? Why I'm asking
you didn't.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
I like this one? Here? I modeled a backpack on
What Now? Nice? I remember those What Now backpacks? I
always wanted one of those. I wanted one of those,
and I wanted a That's Incredible jacket, a silver that's
incredible fireproof jacket. I've actually looked recently on eBay for them.
Very difficult to find.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Trade me is probably a bit bit.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Yeah. I well know, you had to be on That's Incredible,
and if your story made and on That's Incredible, you
would get You would walk away from Kathy Lee Crosby
or Frank Tuckerton, you'd walk away with a that's incredible,
silver that's incredible jacket.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
I'm still talking about What Now and.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Incredible, That's incredible, That's incredible.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
I don't remember That's incredible.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
There's an American show about incredible stories. Tiger Woods was
on it.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Oh, okay, on that shirt That's incredible.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
The Master's Frank Tucket them did you ever get through
to the Telly ops on What Now?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Oh? My god? Did I? It was annoying because they
always used to say because obviously the phones overloaded those days,
just days of landlines, and for competitions for what now,
they'd always say, oh, I only call a few number
ins and lah, and my number ended a nine.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Yeah. And so you wouldn't ring on the nine less days.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
No, because it would only accept it would only accept
numbers that those numbers didn't end a nine whatever.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
In the nineties they had some AI program that would
scan your numbers.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Well that's that they obviously now I know that that
was just a way of trying to slow down the
amount of people calling. However, I it never came up nine.
I waited, like I watched one hour every week pretty
much of my life, and.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Like a good boy, you didn't call it because your
number didn't get caught.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
And it never it never came up, did I used to.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
I would watch it around on my nana's place and
she'd have this phone that was up on the table
back in the days you would have, and it was
a fax machine as well. And at the time she
was a real estate agent, so she would get faxes
at all hours. And I just remember getting so frustrated
when I was trying to call through to the Telly ops.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
And then a fax came through because it would oh man,
and then you're looking to just be a penis never
got through.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Sorry, no one, No one was faxing.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Okay, well that's good to know that, Nana. No one
was doing that sick fax. I worked with the father
of a guy who was close friends with Dan Carter
during union. Wow.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I can see how that because that would come up
in every conversation. If your son was mates with Dan Carter,
you'd be bringing it up every day.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
I met Emma Watson from Harry Potter and a Dodgy
Bowling Allie Slash Baseria and Russell Square in London many
years ago. We asked for her autograph, pizzerih we asked
for her autograph.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
She abused, oh heartbreaking. I don't know if that's lame
that you met Emma Watson. I've got a lame one
fame adjacent like that you were with me. I checked
out of asking Olivia Dean.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
For a dirry. Yeah. God, I mean I knew how
big she was going about me. Now she's pretty much
the biggest star in the world, doesn't see in terms
of pop music.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yeah, I just thought this is her won five minutes
to be by herself I'll leave her and I hard.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
I regret that, Paula says, morning lads. I was mates
with the Nadine Higgins in high school as she was
the head girl. Does that count? Yeah? Absolutely, that counts, Paula,
but real lame. But you're only friends with her because
she was the head girl.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
That's also lame, but suckers. I saw Carlos Olberg at
the supermarket while I was wearing a UFC T shirt.
I recognized him, but I thought he was a league player,
but I couldn't remember what team, so I didn't say Hi.
He's now the USC light Heavyweight Champion of the world.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Wow. I walked past Billy Connolly, says a sister, and
he gave me a weird look like disgust or intense disapproval,
not were you need or something?

Speaker 6 (55:00):
Jerry Edmond Night the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Rachel has ticked through. I was a founding member of
the Son of a Gun Club. Someone else ticked through?
Oh yeah, I took Raybon Khan on a.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
What did they with? Oh yeah, just back hold on.
I was a founding member of the Son of a
Gun Club. Were No, I wasn't a member of the
son of a gun that was That was the after
school program, wasn't it? Sort of in the nineties ZEA
hosted by Jason Gunn and Thingy and Thingy God rest
his soul and his eye. Is he still love Thingy? Yeah? No,
d we haven't a thingy thing he died. Yeah, he's

(55:36):
no longer with us anymore.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Listic a turn, didn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Great show? By the way, is did this one?

Speaker 1 (55:42):
I took raybon Kahn on a ghost tour then went
out for a drink after his show bombed in Edinburgh.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Wait on a ghost tour?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (55:50):
One of those? One of those traveling around Edinburgh at
night looking for ghost, looking for ghost these kind of
things they do, those walking tours. They're very cool actually
in those old cities.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Jos shmittt Wallaby's head coach, once used the urinal next
to me in the Kardoo lounge toilets at Auckland Airport.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Yea, there's always that thing, isn't there When you're using
a urinal as a as a reasonably well known person
in New Zealand and you're thinking this person is going
to tell the story. They're going to tell the story,
They're going to tell the story because you would just
like this person just.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Did Abby's just text through. I know Thingy's son another
great New Zealander whose son thing is?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
But who thing he's son?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Thing? Yeah? But who's Thingy the same thing we.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Were just talking about?

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Did you you were not there?

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Thing He's son? I hooked up with the guy who
said he was the son, told him what does sing
he thing look like? What does Thingy's son look like?
Does it look like thing or what does sonny thing
look like?

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Kidder? I hooked up with the guy who said he
was the son. I hooked up with the guy who
said he was the son of lead singer of Dragon.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Not sure if he was or not. That's from Cassie. Oh,
I think I know who that is Cassi. No, the
lead singer of Dragon's son.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Is it Thingy?

Speaker 3 (57:08):
No, it's not say his thing either.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
A friend I we've lost our shape here. A friend
I had when I was seven was friends with tana
Umoger's nephew.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Okay, wait, wait wait, this is one of those ones.
You read that too quickly.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
A friend I had when I was seven was friends
with tana Umonger's nephew.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
I've lost the wow. Okay, friends with Tana Umonger's nephew.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Tanna picked him up from my friend's birthday once.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
That would have been fun.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
I cut Todd blackadders here at a barbershop and christ Church.
We were both dressed in black tops and jeans and
got a photo together.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Oh, that would have been good.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
I used to drive it.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Sounds like a real hope.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
I used to drive past Scott Brown, a YouTuber who
posts about house renovations at the Green Lane roundabout.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Oh well, that's that's as lame as it gets.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
And the one here, I saw the Google Maps car
drive outside work, I ran out, jumped on the back
of a ute and did the Superman. Now I'm world
famous on Google, but no one apart from my mates
and family know about it.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Yeah okay. And also you've got to be obviously Google
earthing that particular address to see the person.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Send it in.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Sees a lot of world.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Out there, isn't he send us in the link for
that one? But look did we win Tuesday with I
think so so?

Speaker 6 (58:23):
Jerry in the night the Hodarkey Breakfast, Big.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Big lot of wait of history for you. Yeah, elderly
woman behind the counter and it actually runs out of space.
It's such a long, such a long title, that it
runs out of space on our system. You can't see
the whole end of it.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Elderly woman behind the counter in a small town.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Yeah, that's right. Sectually not that long.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
But yeah, I failed a music examination in my high
school career because I decided, at fifteen or sixteen years
old to play that song. Now imagine a room full
of fifteen sixteen year olds and amru having a having
a sit through that it's.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Okay, Well, I thought so, not your music teacher. One day.
We need to get that music teacher on. Have a
chat to that music teacher. Why did they failure? I
want to know.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I think her hands were tired, but in ca like,
I think she just had to, you know, had to fight.
Has he has he met the criteria?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Note? Well maybe why why not? Why didn't you meet
the criteria? I want to know. I want to know
it was this.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Music can't be that, I must have note Fellows, do
you remember fromn from the early two thousands you smoked
heaps of weere Jerry? You must know that from this
guy roll another book?

Speaker 6 (59:28):
This?

Speaker 1 (59:28):
I mean god, I was on the school bus in
these days, and people had started downloading MP three's This
was one of the most downloaded ONESFROMN He has gained
eight hundred thousand followers in the last sort of month
or so on social media. I don't guess why. What
might have happened to FROMN.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
So why would he gain eight hundred thousand followers. I'm
something controversial has happened to.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Something controversial has happened to him, that's right, And it's
not that in twenty twenty four he ran for president
against Donald Trump.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
But he did do that, good man. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
So in twenty twenty two, the Adams County deputies that's
where he lives Adams County, raided his house over kidnapping
and drug allegation. Kidnapping allegation, so some random just send
in a Afroman's kidnapping people selling drugs. Yeah, okay, and
so the cops are just like, sweet, that's enough for us.
They went in, they kicked his door down, and then
they searched his house. One of the guys ate a

(01:00:28):
cake off was counted while they were searching the house.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
That's controversial.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
They stole a bunch of money from him as well,
and so in retaliation, for that, he wrote, because they
destroyed his house basically, and he was like, are you
guys going to pay for this? And they said no,
and he said, all right, I'm going to make an album.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Right. So they didn't find anything when they went to
his house, No, nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
At all except for the cake and four hundred dollars
that they stole from him and kicked his door in.
And so then he's like, okay, well, how do I
get back in them? Yep, I'm going to make an album.

Speaker 8 (01:00:57):
To my eye, seen corruption of the Adam County cops
still in mine.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
He's still in cake.

Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
When they make they traffic stops, first they screw you,
then they sue you, play a game and dismiss your claims.
The proof sund the inner.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
So he put that out and obviously that that's gone viral,
and that's where the eight hundred thousand followers have come from.
The sheriffs that went through his house, from Adams count
from Adams County, the Adams County sheriffs. Yeah, they had
then sued him for defamation.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Okay, to the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Tune of three point nine million dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Okay, here's my guess. Yes, they're not going to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Win no, So he's basically been in court. This happened
in twenty twenty two. He's been in court since then.
Wow yeah, four years.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
And he's had to pay for that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Wow yeah yeah yeah and but and so the threat
started out at like twenty five thousand dollars, then it
got up to three point nine million dollars and he's finally.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Just won it. He won it last week, Okay, because yeah,
they would have been arguing that the video mocked them. Yeah,
defamation basically, yes, but satire and free speech is a defense.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
And man, yeah that's right. So gun follow that from man.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
Jerry and the Hotiarchy breakfast text.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Came through a bit earlier on the show. Jeremy and
Minia Mania got douched by the puddle on the TV
and Z corner. Is this the corner of Victoria Street
West and Nelson Street, next to the TV and ZED
blackwall question mark, Yes it is. I just went back
on Google Maps street view photos October twenty seventeen, and
there's been cones and footpath closed barriers around that tree

(01:02:34):
for nearly eight years.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Yeah, this is so.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Yesterday, off the back of cyclone Vianu, I got absolutely
drenched by one car on a four lane road. The
only car there was a one way road. They were
turning right and I was on the right hand side
and they drove straight through the puddle and drenched me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
I know this puddle well, five am for two reasons. One,
it's called Jordanney's Puddle, I know well, named after Angela Doordney,
former one News present one no longer with us, rest
in peace. I know this well because I drive through
Jordney's puddle every day on my way into the TVNZ
car back. Also my office, my my desk sits looking

(01:03:12):
straight at Doordney's puddle, so I have seen many a
person walk along them and I and be sprayed by
cars coming along the inside there through Doordney's puddle. Jordaney's
puddle is a blockage that's Dodey's caused by a blockage
of a drain.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I thought it was left to symbolize the tears of
Angela Jordney.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
I believe that's the I think the myth.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
It's not to be confused with the Brodie Caine Rose sump,
which is the which is the accumulation of Rose and
the corporate hospitality at chasing the Fox right next to
the eighteenth grad where a lot of golf balls end
up floating in a puddle of rose.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
They call it a rose belge, don't they. Yeah, so
I've when I bring that up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
By the way, I'm going to hear about.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
This the reason for Jordany's puddle. And as this text
has seen down, you know it's been there for nearly
eight years. It's true, it's actually been there for longer
than eight years, but it's because the the Convention Center
is being built the sky City Conventions in it, and
we can remember that that sky City Conventions, and it
was going along quite well until an apprentice accidentally left

(01:04:22):
the soldering iron on when I think allegedly when the
soldering I when they went for Smoko and then built
more than a soldering rounder like that on, burnt the
whole thing down and had to start again. Basically, so
that convention Center, I think it's just open this year.
It's been built for like twenty five years or something.

(01:04:44):
It's taken so long, and so as a result, there's
been cones up along that part of Nelson Street forever,
and I guess a lot of crap has gone down
the drain over the years. Building crap and concrete crap
and all sorts of grape plus leaves as the trees.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
There is it that tea in z itself is going
down the drain that's potentially blocking that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
I think it's a metaphor for what's happening at TVNS.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Tuesdays are lame claim to fame days. No claim to
fame is too lame. And as always we think that
we may have found the bottom of the well. We
have never found the bottom of the well. How will
we know when we have found the bottom of the well.
Because I don't think there is no claim to fame
is too lame, then everybody probably has multiple claims to fame.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I actually think the well's getting deeper. I think there's
more there and I don't want the US to find
out about it or they may invade. But like the
other week when we found out about Jack Tame claim
to fame, claims to Jack Tame, and someone else said
we could probably do a whole week on Leehart claims

(01:05:51):
to fame? What now going to run this morning?

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
I feel like this well is just getting deeper. The
more we scratch, the more we find how Merril J. Fernando,
the founder of Dilmar Do Try It? Yes, because here's
a text that came in this morning, JERRYM and I.
I met the Dilmar Do Try It guy on a
trip to Sri Lanka.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Once. I thought he'd be quite a hard person to
have come across in Sri Lanka's running. He's running some
kind of resort slash tea empire over there, isn't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
The Yeah, Now, I just look, I don't want to
start from a place of I don't believe you. But
if I could use an analogy here, ge Lane's mum,
on three separate occasions, thinks she's seen Shawn Johnson. One
of those occasions was me. One of those occasions was
on a flight to Japan and could have just been anyone. Now,

(01:06:44):
one of them we think probably was Sean Johnson. But
I'm just saying, you're on a flight to Sri Lanka.
Are you sure you saw the del Marte got right,
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
I don't know. I think he's pretty recognizable. Meryl J. Fernando,
What does.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Era probably Meryl J. Fernando, Yeah, he'd be like at
the at the heart you know the inning's break at
the Basin Reserve. Yes, very recognizable. On a flight to
Sri Lanka, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
He's flying first class, Meryl j Does he have his
own jet?

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
I'd say so, Jerry Fernande, Yeah, Jerry Maniah. I got
a selfie with Jeremy Wells. Pretty cool claim to fame. Actually,
I remember that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
As they've only been one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Yeah, it's nice of a person that made me feel good.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
I remember that I was lucky enough to get a
photo with Hillary and FITZI when they were broadcasting out
front of the shop I work out in Littleton. I
am now one degree of separation closer to Hollywood from Angelo.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Jerry Maniah, my grandfather played the sheep on country Calendar.
I remember that, so what they were playing a sheep,
as in they were dressed up as a sheep like
a fake sheep? Or was this person's grandfather actually playing
our sheep when played the de fence like a guitar.
But I don't remember anyone playing a sheep.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
I remember it well. Lame claim picked in a rugby
career playing Northland under thirteen. It's played Auckland East Sporting
Eric Rush as coach and Roger two of us as
sick playing. We lost one hundred and five to five.
Roger got Player of the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Tournament one hundred and five to five. Well, that's just
like kick off score a try, kick off score a
try outpaced the clock. Yeah, that's impressed. Is lame?

Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
Jerry and Mini the hold archy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Time to express some gratitude for the day and what
the day has bought and plus do a little bit
of breathing at the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Yeah, which I mean I'm doing all day.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
But anyway, that's one will change it. Here we go.
I'm going to go first.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
I'm grateful for the wonders of modern technology that allow
us closer access to our listeners who can provide instant, honest,
and often quite hurtful in the moment feedback, like Jonathan Addis,
who this morning texted in off the back of our
afromanjan well done, only a month late on the Afroman

(01:09:16):
story dot dot.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
It's not that he started it with a compliment well done, well.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Done, Oh well done you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
It's a compleas salt, isn't it. It's known as a compleassault.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Jonathan Adas, forty four years old from the napier.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Compliment insult mainly an insult.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Actually, I'm just grateful that people have such free flying
and instant access to us.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Yes, good for me to it. It's nice, isn't it ruder?
What about you? What are you grateful for?

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Maniah? I'm really grateful for the clip that showed up,
not well, not you are specifically person specifically, but for
the clip that showed up on your algorithm where the
guy compared a seven day week to a seven day,
seven game final series, because it made me go, hang on.

(01:10:11):
So you're basically saying, if you're having four good days
out of seven a week, your life's really good. And
I was like, shit, I would easily every week have
four good days. So I feel like my life is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Really good all because of that clip.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Until then I was like, my life sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Really, my life sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
I was going to say a different words, having three
bad days a week, okay, but no, Now I going
to reframe it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Now I'm going to look on the bright side.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Oh, good on you, Yeah, good on it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
I am grateful for Mark from Auckland who stood up
and represented Carmo High School with distinction this morning, and
it's academic, finally putting one on the board Carmo High
School for the longest time, going none from three.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Well from two, now one from three, one from three.
Still a chilly record if I'm honest.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Oh look, hey, they're there. They're on the board. Now, yeah,
they're on the board. That's it. And the Mark from Auckland.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
And you'd have to think Mark's second most famous alumni
of that high school.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Wait, sure, we don't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Come on, went to that high school, but he'll be
number one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Yep, i'd say so. I'm actually looking here on the
Wikipedia page and yeah, there it is alumni. I did
Mark from Auckland for winning It's academic cheeringly.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Wells and Manias Stewart. Find them on Instagram at Hodarchy
Breakfast

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
The hold Ache Breakfast, Bill Bak with the Wide Range
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