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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yes, it's a Friday, Welcome along to the Hidache Breakfast.
It's the seventeenth of April and the year. Just in
case you didn't know, because you've been sleeping for the
last four months, what is it? It's twenty twenty six night.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's funny you say that because Jess just yesterday on
the Agenda podcast we all forgot what year it was.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I've actually forgotten twice in the last cow of the
month that it is.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Sometimes I can't remember it's twenty twenty five or twenty
twenty six. What I know is it's definitely not twenty
twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
It's not twenty sixteen. I know that for sure.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's not twenty sixteen.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
No, and in fact, there's four billion years that it's not.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Early old dudes, name year, yeah, yeah, wow, pretty early.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Now saying we're going to be naming some other years,
aren't we.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
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Speaker 4 (01:11):
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Speaker 3 (01:12):
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Speaker 1 (01:28):
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Speaker 3 (01:32):
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onto your airwaves now.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I can't wait to find out what Fake Deck Friday
is all about.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
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The HURDARKI Breakfast podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
So much stuff, that's what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I'm just loading up CHETPT actually because I'm going to
plug that the latest photo of Trump and Jesus in
there and go, whack our face is on that which
you're chebby.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh yeah, that's been a weird week. It's been a
weird week for Trump and me and the religious photos.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, I don't really know what's going on. I've sort
of trained my algorithm not to show me any of
that stuff. But what what could his gripe but the
Pope possibly be because I saw him saying that the
Pope's soft on crime?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well is he? I'm not sure if he is. I
don't know if it's a good idea picking a fone
with the Pope.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Also, the Pope not a president. No, that's not his
job to be tough on Like, he doesn't run a
police force. No, I suppose he does have an army.
He does, he does, and fifty dads of spears.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
He controls the city and the largest property portfolio in
the world. Maybe that's why Trump. Yeah, they estimate five
and a half trillion dollars worth of property in golf
the Catholic Church. So maybe Trump's slightly jealous over the
Pope's property portfolio.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Does that count every church?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Every chill that or misleading, then it is a little.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Bit, but they basically own I mean, they own all
of that. They've got no mortgages on any of that stuff.
So they own pretty much prime real estate in every
single city in the world. Yeah, and they've got some
good spots.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
They've got some real good, big buildings.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
They've got some good spots, for example, Saint Mary's School,
which they own, and schools as well, because of course
the Catholic Church does own the schools. So my schools
that I went tons prime primary estate.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
And Kiv's got a castle in a golf course, that's.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
What I mean.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
But in my neighborhood up the road from me, the
Catholic Church owns both sides of the road at the
top of my road, and that's going down probably about
two hundred and fifty meters down a road, both sides
of it with churches vestibules, Sure, a lot of vestibules, vistories.
What are they vestibules? There's no vehicles. What are they

(03:57):
called for?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Newng and offs.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Places where priests go to retire seminaries. Yeah, is that
what they're called?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Convents?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Convents. There's convents in my street too, the Divine Sisters
of the or the Disciples sisters of the Divine Master.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
But anyway, so why has Trump put himself with Jesus then?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay, back to that.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
I still can't figure that out.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
So yeah, so that yesterday or was it yesterday the
day before and he put out a picture of him
as himself with Jesus. No, he was Jesus. Now today
he's posted himself with Jesus.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, and then there's the photo of him with Jesus
over his shoulder while he's signing documents and the White
signing documents in the White House, doing executive orders with
Jesus's hand as the Holy Ghost guiding him, which is
another one that he's been doing. It's obviously he's worried
that he doesn't have the evangelicals right because they're a
big part of the voting bloc in the States. Okay,

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so he's targeting himself towards that, and he's saying the
actions that I'm doing here and are run this war that.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
I've started, okay, is with Jesus on my side.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
As he read the book, because there's like chapters and
chapters about not doing exactly this kind of thing. There's
like heaps of chapters, so don't comp yourself to him.
Isn't he literally making a gold statue of himself in
his own ballroom that he's making.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It's pretty weird.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
But there's literally a chapter on not not things like
that gold statues.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I don't know if he's read it.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
The fact that Jesus keeps American flag behind him, he
wasn't America.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, it's very revisionists.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
It's freaky because it hasn't no wordy doubt that he's
been doing these posts between twelve and three in the morning.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah. I listened to a chronology of it the other
day and they were like, have her listened to the
next couple of hours of what he'd been up to,
And it was between midnight and three am, and he
posted that first picture of him as Jesus. Then then
another one slagging Biden off. Did something about it was
like a sport, it's updated.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Or something like that. Then the same article about Biden again.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Do you think on any of his tips forbidding or
anything like that.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Nah, But then like if that was your granddad, you know,
or your uncle, you'd be like, hey, hey, hey, let's
take Twitter offault, you know.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, But for some reason, we he's the prime Minister
of America.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
He has been telling people because he famously also drinks
a lot of diet coke, and he has been telling
people that because if you pour diet coke onto grass,
it kills grass. So now he believes that diet coke
can also kill cancer cells.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Oh great, well, now this from the same guy who
said that if we could somehow get sunlight inside your body,
it would kill viruses. Yep.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, that's an interesting one, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
He's I don't know, I don't even know what I'm
starting to wonder about, this guy starting.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
To wonder Sherey Wells and the Nias Stuart find them
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Speaker 1 (06:53):
It's for old dudes.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Name year is that's right? This week or today, this morning?
To morew I want to name the year two thousand
and two, which you will remember for many different reasons.
Of course, American Idol debut is Kelly Clarkson won that,
Helen Clarkson won, whose second term as Prime minister here in.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
New Zealand Helen Clarkson, Alan Clarkson yea.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
And the Barley bombings happened that year too, But the biggest,
the main the number one thing when I say two
thousand and two to you, certainly the Warriors fans will
be that. The first ever Warriors Grand Final. They played
the Sydney City Roosters who beat us.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Thirty to eight.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
They were coached by Ricky Stewart. Unbelievable, Sticky Tricky Ricky. Yeah,
he was coaching them back then, captained by Freddy Fitler.
May have heard of him. Great player, your Clive Churchill medalist.
Craig Fitzgibbon, a capable plot capble player. Craig Fitzgibbon now
coaching bar Sharks, Sharks Sharks, Cranella Sutherland Sharks. A lot

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of people say it looks like Johnny Sins. I don't
know who that is. There was a prem performance by
belly Idol and it was attempted but due to a
power out that you had to be aborted before it
came to him.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Belly I was belly Idol did it two thousand and two?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Well he didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
If belly Idol was so a long way gone by
two thousand and two, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, Well he didn't do it in the end because
there was a power cut. Craig so Wing Wing Wing
to sing sing back to Wing. I watched the highlights
of this game last night, all fifteen minutes of them,
and Craig Wing at one point gets knocked out stone
cold to the point where you know when they get
knocked out and they start throwing up gang signs on
the So he was doing one of those, and they said, all,

(08:38):
this doesn't look good for him.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Oh, he's going to get up. He's going to keep playing.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
And so he played on something that he would have
been out for a month if that happened last weekend. Yeah,
he got up and scored a try.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Great great player. Actually, Craig going in those days completely
different HIA protocols.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
None, none, no, no.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
If you could play on, you played on. I think
the training used to go up and just make sure
that you weren't gonna, you know, car cat, if you've
got another hit to the heir.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
There was a bit of there was a little bit
of there was a bit of a play that would
go on and because that's your trainer, so he's going
to go if you can actually stand up and hold
your gloves up like you're gonna keep playing.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, I mean, I'll take you back to ninety one
with Dean Lonigan playing in the Kiwis versus Australia, and
he had the Lonigan twitch going on. He was twitching
on the ground like a like a dead chock, like
a half dead chock. And then he played on and
had a blinderrection.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, well they often do have we lost that in
the game. Speaking of getting knocked out, Freddy got cleaned
up twice, so he went for a kick. I forget
who the first player was, came through and need him
in the head. So he's now on the ground with
the ball. Richard Vella Sandi comes in. He's sitting on
the ground. Villa Sandy had some point of his head

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right on the eyebrow of Freddy and just cleaned him up.
Blood person out of his eye and then there was
a scrap and the whole thing riff blows it up
and it was just a penalty.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, those are the days.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Unfortunately that woke up Freddy Felller. They then ran in
like three tries.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I mean for Grand finals as well. The ref would
riff it slightly differently. This is a battle. There's no
one going to get sent off in this, you know,
there's I'm gonna I'm gonna allow my expectations on the behavior.
You just got to battle it out.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, they still do to a degree, particularly in Origin,
but then also in the finals they do that as well.
I am at the risk of boring you to tears.
If you don't like rugby league, I'm going to read
the team list for you, because there's some great names
in there. Ivan Cleary was our fullback coach of the
Penrith Panthers. The full time back to back to back
to back Penwrith Panthers father of nothing clearly Justin Murphy

(10:40):
on the Week, John Carlaw, Clinton, Torpie, Francis Melly, so
to Italy more to Tony was our five ottes. Stacey Jones,
the Little General.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Great I mean any great warriors side you, Stacey Jones.
I mean people will say Shawney Jay. I'll go the
Little General every day.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Give me Stacey. I mean rewatching that he.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
You know, so low to the ground. He runs like
an ant.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Well, he scurries.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's like an ant.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
The change of direction for a guy who's his stride
is about three inches long. It's just so hard to
keep track of it. He runs, he moves like he's
like on a ball. You know what.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I mean and yeah he's the one man Segway.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah he is.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
That's and that's what they always called him.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Jerry c c I see two Jerry Jerry p J Marsh,
Mark Tuki, the Michael Jordan of Rugby League, Ali l'a
titi Oh and Guten Bill Lance were higher on the bench.
Richard Bella, Santi Why Dongy Corpu, Logan Swan and the
coach was Daniel Anders.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
He missed out Kevin Campion there with us, so just
spread all the way.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Across his face.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
The thing I remember so well about that as at
one point the Warriors went up eight points to six,
and I thought, this is when we're actually going to
do mass combining with Jones.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
AF to see you So you gave him a up, Jenny,
here's Jones in his pace. Chose Jones. God you Zeelander
level you level this wonderful halfback Staf he can has
opened it up after say you say you had provided
the opportunity.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
That reminds me how good Ray Warren is.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, I've got to Thray Warren, Ray Warren and Phil
Golden commentary doesn't get a whole lot better than that.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Nobody will ever be better than Ray Warren.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
No, I don't think so, and that as I'll do.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Say years for Friday the seventeenth of April twenty twenty
six two. What a year.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
But are you going to talk about some of the
players in the opposition like Anthony Minchella.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, what apply?

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Fidler Wing Friddler, Luke Rickinson.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Jerry and Mania joined the complay the Hardarky Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook. For more Jerry and Mania The Darky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Six thirty on the Hidercky Breakfast. Time for your latest
sport headlines thanks to Export Ultra the beer for here.
The Broncos have held up their end of the player
swat bargain, with Warriors co captain Mitch Barnett released to
Brisbane next NRAL League season. Versitile Grant Anderson is coming
the other way, signing a three year contract. The twenty
six year old only joined the Broncos this season after

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four years at the Storm.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Anytime we can get a Storm player, you generally do it.
Although I wouldn't I think that's a bit misleading.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
It was.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
It's not necessarily a player swap. We are releasing Mitch
Bunnett and there's been a bit of a change this
year in the NRL, where whenever you used to release
a player, you would just cross your fingers that that
comes back.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Around, and it has done for the Warriors in the past.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Now since the whole Zach Lomax scandal, which i'll go
into now, but there's been a precedent said that we
actually don't have to release this player on compassionate grounds.
If we don't want to, and if you don't give
us compensation for it, then we're not. So we've got
this situation where we've got pseudo trades. They're not quite
trades really because there's no provision for that in the NRL,
but it's like a give us something and it's not

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of equal value, but it's we're not you know, I'm
leaving with something.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
So Grant Anderson is not to the cow of Mitch
Barney and Barnet is a state of not also potentially
maybe not exactly what we need Grant Anderson, but they
probably obviously they see something that maybe we don't, and
or maybe it was just look, we we need something.
We're coming away with something I've never heard of.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Grant Anderson Grant Anderson. And with a name like Grant Anderson,
it sounds like the guy that does some plumbing work
for you.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
That's why you haven't heard of him. Yeah, Anderson gran
And nothing to distinguish himself physically, either he needs to
get a throat tat or something.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
A go for Ryan Fox the six hunderd path through
fifteen holes of his opening round at the latest PGA
Tour event in South Carolina. He's tied for fourth, two
strokes off the clubhouse sleeve.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Go Ryan Fox, Yeah and go. Listen to the podcast
from yesterday if you missed it. We talked to Ryan
Fox for about half an hour. He he mentioned that
because of the kidney stones, that really interrupted what was
otherwise quite good preparation for the Masters. It's funny, you know,
as an amateur hacker, not playing golf for ten days
changes nothing. As a pro that is massively disruptive.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
And also getting some kidney stones blasted out of you Urethra.
I mean, that's that's apparently incredibly painful. I've not had them.
Go Please let me not get them. My brothers had
them them. They're probably coming from coming for you, probably
coming for I think I've got a different Urethra to
my brother and my dad though, and that's going to

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sound very odd. Urethra Franklin and Zarhn Sullivan formerly the
National Bank course. Currently, my little pony has extended his
contract with the Blues until the end of the twenty
twenty eight Super Rugby season, and the a SEC has
live commentary of the Blues versus the Highlanders tonight, then
the Chiefs versus the Hurricanes tomorrow from seven pm live

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and free on the iHeartRadio and now on Radio Huddecke
as well. Just looking at the tab Odd's Blues paying
a dollar thirteen against the Highlanders five point fifty. Expect
the Blues to win that. And now the Chiefs versus Hurricanes,
this is an interesting game. Chiefs of dollars seventy two
home against the Hurricanes two five. I look at that TOI.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Don't mind to five for the Hurricanes. I'll look into
that because we've got the TARB three where that pays
coming up just before seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, but up next, we want to talk about an
idea from the conclave involves making and finding love on
a bus and television sets and cameras, Seria and Maniah.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
We hatched the radio show from six to ten weekdays,
the Hidarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
So we have a Facebook discussion group for Radio Hurdacke
and indeed the Hidache Breakfast. It's called the Conclave religiously themed.
I don't think Donald Trump will be pleased about that.
This came in from THEOT. Interesting name, aren't hey, says
THEO wouldn't it be?

Speaker 3 (16:45):
The isn't.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Aren't it's got a r n DT. I'm feeling like
that's Dutch. Hey, Jerry and I, when are you going
to get a promo? Find love on the bus says
THEO blind dating on a bus with Maniah as the host.
I'd watch that. Let's get TVNZ involve Jerry, please yours please,

(17:10):
because of course you did find love famously, you found
love on a bus with Jeff.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
This this, I mean, this is from the Woman's Day.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, that's my source for day and it's all part
of my day. I trust the Woman's Day the most
trusted publications in usaland true.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah. I didn't say that, and so when I saw
that on the on the cover or it said we
found love on.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
A bus, are you saying you were misquoted in a
woman's day. It's a quote.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
What'ch one of me or Jeff?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Could you picture saying we found love on a bus? Well, okay,
I don't actually loves me now alone.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I don't think that we found love on a bus,
is what you guys said. But there's also paraphrase. But
they worked out that you did find love on a
bus because you guys used to go to school together
on the bus.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Is that right? I wouldn't get to school together.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
We were on the same bus.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, he looked across the seats and Jeff fell and
fell in love.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
It was Jeff at the back of the front.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
I was at the back, metal seat.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Don't worry about it. So you're at the back. Jeff
was front. Sort of art.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
He used to get on the bus just passed where
the guy would hang his home killed cattle off the
tree a tree, real afrodisiac seeing a flayed animal on
your at seven am on your way to school.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
That's not the slightly creepy guy, was it that used
to wait for the bus to go past hello to people?

Speaker 3 (18:29):
No, that was a different guy. Okay, who Yeah, we
don't need to get into that guy. Okay, Still ever
found out on the weekend. Really AnyWho? Yeah, so finding
love on the bus, blind dating on a bus with
me as the host.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Get back to you and Jeff. I want to know
more about this, like this the origin love story you
and Jeff, because I think it's quite interesting.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
So, Jeff, I really don't want to do this.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
You were already on the bus and then you're on
your way to school, and Jeff would get on the
bus later often.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, that's our buses work, but.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Jeff, Jeff stop, Jeff stopped. Where Jeff got on was
was after your one. Yeah, so you're already waiting and
you'd be nervously waiting with switty palms as Jeff.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Sprang around. That wasn't her stop, it was her turn.
That's how that works. So I've got Yeah, it's funny
because Kesey's the writing a hit piece on him this
weekend for The Woman's Weekly. And so you run me
the other day to ask me for any for any

(19:29):
tips and trucks, And I was saying to him, you
know the movie Interstellar, are you sitting on the mcconaugheyes,
in the bookcase and he's looking back at in the past.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
That's what I felt like. I was in the bookcase
trying to yell at case.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
So what did you say? What was your advice from
apart from don't do it?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
I said, I can't tell you what's going to happen
to you. All I can tell you is what happened
to me. And what happened was I I was like,
and look, this has nothing to do with the Woman's
Day delightful publication. But when they asked me, I was like,
what the hell they're asking me? I was working at
the ACC and so we talked about it on the
Agenda podcast. I was like, this will be hilarious. We'll
write this article. You guys can take the best out

(20:07):
of me on the podcast. We'll get about a week
out of this. In between times, I switched jobs and
I came to work here and a lot of people
didn't know who I was. And the first thing they
hear of me is this new guy's on the show
is replaced met Heather, we love and now he's swaming
around in the Woman's who.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Do a photo shot? He's got makeupressed up like he's
on his way to a funeral.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
So that has taken a significant tole on my mental health.
And again it's nothing against the wonderful publications.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Look, can we quickly say, can we say not a
wonderful publication? No, that is not my bloody experienced.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
One of the worst parts about it was that you
didn't give me any shit about it when it happened,
and it made me feel so rank because well, you
were like, no, this would be really good for you.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
It feels like that's all you don't want people piling
in on you.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
I did. I'm way more comfortable with that then, because
then I was like, oh God, Jerry, things of a dick,
not at all.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
So we haven't actually addressed the love on a bus idea. Firstly,
it's actually already been done, is it?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah? The bangas the Bus of Love.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Sorry, it was Sean Michaels, I believe from poison.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Brett Michaels.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Brett Michaels is the wrestler I always getting confused. Sean
Michaels and Marty Janey, the Rockers, the w W Terrible
Wrestling duo. So Brett Michaels with the diabetes. He was
trying to find love and a whole lot of women
and him were driving around on a bus. Knows why

(21:42):
they were all on a bus.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
So it's already been done.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Unfortunately, it's been done, and he's always trying to kiss
he's oh my god, I'm kissing with that Bandanna. I've
got PTSD from that show. But unfortunately, yes, it's already
been done.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah, okay, great, because I don't want to do it.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I want to share my woman's day story after the break.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
It's a shockers content that you won't find on the
radio show The HURDARKI Breakfast podcast.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
We've teamed up with the tab to rather think all
the three way that pays. We choose Minor and I
choose a leg each and then a caller calls through
on our eight hundred hardeki and they put their leg
in and then we whack a tab one hundred dollars
bonus bet on it.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah, that's right. They carry the ticket for the weekend.
We have in the past been steering clear of the Warriors,
at least you and I have Jerial. The last week,
Luke he wanted to add the Warriors and as his
leg and it came in okay, one of almost four
hundred bucks. While at the Rippers on a stag doing
if you're thinking that you know that. Look it's a
different Luca, right, Jerry, what's your leg of this?

Speaker 1 (22:39):
My league today is the Blues to beat the Highlanders
and the pak a dollar thirteen.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I think that's a safe bet I've learnt in the
past a Super Rugby, I feel like you can you
can go with the favorites and oftentimes they'll come in.
I'm loath to bet on the NRL. I've not had
a lot of.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Success same here, so I'm going to stay away from
it as well. The game of the round in Super
Rugby is Chiefs versus Hurricanes.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
You'd have to say, I don't know who's going to
win that.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I think it's crazy that the Hurricanes are two dollars
and five cents. But because I don't know who's gonna
win that, I'm going to steer clear of the head
to head. But I've got a try scorer for you
for young and awful. Oh yes, he is almost inevitable.
In the last we go to the form guide now
and the last three games he has scored three tries,
three tries and last week he scored one yes, and.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
The last week's one try was an amazing try. Spoke
about how many people's tackles like it was next level,
and to.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Be fear, they had obviously circled him and said try
and shut him down at all costs, and so for
him to still score. I think he's going to score
this weekend as well. And you'll notice that we've both
steered clearer the.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Wise, and you notice that I've steered clear of saying
his name. To your credit, you've really got.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
That Howard, you know if I'm mispronouncing it. We go
to the lines. Paul from Tonga. Good morning, Paul, what's
your league of the three way that will pay?

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Good morning. We're going to go for the Warriors.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Men.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
We're going to have a good record against who will
be playing against and here we've lost a few against them,
but I think we can get over the line this time.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Okay, Well, I'm happy with this because it's you that's
put it on. You stand to win if if it
comes through, and if and if the Warriors loased and
it's your fault, combine all three of those. That is
three dollars and eight cents. You're going to win two
hundred and eight bucks if that bet comes in. Paul,
you are holding the ticket and enjoy your weekend of sport.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Good Paul, good luck, good lucky warriors, careful responsible Yes
R eighteen bet responsibly. Thanks, we did. That's a very
important part of that particular promotion.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
I want to hear about your Woman's Day story on
next It's an interesting one.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
I think it will make me feel better.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
I think.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Sorry, Jeremy Wells and the nice Stuart find them on
Instagram at Hordarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
So you were saying earlier, Mana, that you were something
the good people of Women's Day. Was that the I
believe that was quite the good people of Women's Day.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I just I just, you know, I didn't want the
I don't want them to hear me slagging the article
off on the radio because it was a great radio
A great article.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Well, I don't know, it made my mom made.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
It made you mum proud.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Okay, Well, that's great expense to my own mental health.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
When I hear people say the good people of them
one day, I find that triggering because here's my experience
of the Woman's Day slightly different than yours.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yeah. Well, you were very famous in the early two thousands,
which was the heyday of the.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
You to do stories. And I was always asked, you
want to do a story, and I said, no, I
don't want to do don't want to be on the
one's day. Don't want to get paid for that. Because
the theory was if you go on the woman's Day
and your pay to do a story, at any stage
they could pet you. So when you that was the
code that was, that was the rules.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Because that's because that's what they're looking for, isn't that.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
There's such a radio.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
They're looking for new people.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
And so once they've done that, then they can feed
your storyline through to the public and then they you
know that that gives them more content in your game.
Now they can take photos of you at the beach,
take photos you here. That's the rule.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
It's always the rule. You know, set money and then
you go into the system and then they can have
a go at you and they can take photos when
you're not ready. That's just the way it goes. Well,
it hasn't havid to me, So I would never played
that game because I thought, I don't want I thought
at some stage I might have the family, I might
have to I want people paying my kids. And so
because that's happened, that happened to my Costings kids, it

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happened to Paul Homes because it happened to a lot
of people's kids. And I wasn't in those guys league.
I'm not saying I was anything like like those people
happened want that to happen. So I never accepted any money,
never took any photos, never did in that sort of stuff.
Then fast forward about sort of ten years and I'm
walking on the street with Tolsey, my partner, and she

(27:01):
was pregnant at the time. We're going for a walk
and I had proposed to her. She had an engagement
ring Baba, and we got papped. Now what happens is
people photographers take these photos and then they send them
to them and then they farm them out to the
women's magazines. This is what used to happen, and the
women's magazines would buy the photos of the magaze from
the photographers.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
They didn't work for the magazines. They were freelance, the
freelancers wounders.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, and so obviously that happens. Then someone gets in
touch with Tolsi, who's a friend who she knew from
another place, and said, I see you guys are out
walking back and just ask these questions. TOLSI sort of
thought it was an email, she wrote this person in
the email back, she was just a personal email. Didn't
know that she was anything to do with the Women's Day.
Next thing you know, she was quoted in the article

(27:48):
and the Woman's Day found love on a bus with
these pep shots. And I'm like, you dirty bastards. And
then then we then had the kids, and then I'm
at the place the kids, and then someone's pepped us
at the playground. And when I say pep, that's a
peppa zi. This person taking photos. You don't know they're there.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Oh, so they don't do a pap smear on you.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
And then it's me and because and then I got
an email from the person who's in charge of Women's Day. Hey,
we've got these pep shots of you with your kids.
They at the playground. We're gonna run them. Maybe you
could come in and do a story with us and
actually get some proper photos taken. So I was like,
and pay you.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
It's like a blackmail.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yep, We're going to post these photos of your kids,
whether you want us to or not.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Now you can either be part of this or yep,
yeah right.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
And I said I don't want to be a part
of this, but thanks for the gentle blackmail, and then
sure enough they publish the photos. So that's my experience
of those bastards at the Women's Day.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Coming up on the Holank You.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Breakfast, our favorite comedian Tie is joining us to bring
the Friday first. And if you've got a car that's
under fourteen years old, boy, have we got some great
news for you. Hey to keep breakfast.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Dally Us spoke content that you won't find on the
radio show The Hurdarki Breakfast Podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
It's nice if you went us this morning on the
Hurdicky Brief, first Friday, the seventeenth of April twenty twenty six.
My name's Jeremy Wells and here is a nice.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Jeer give on Jeremy us. Good morning, Rudy, Good morning
New Zealand. If you just joined us on the show
at seven oh six am, and a big good morning
to Delius and four Zoea's away this morning. So if
you call through you and you're greeted with an unfamiliar voice,
that's just DELI don't worry. He's unvaccinated, but he doesn't
bite it and that's a personal preference.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Speaking of un vaccinated, we need to talk about the
Big Show. Apparently there's been a bit of trash talk
going on from the Big Show back to the show.
This is flastic Big Show.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Remind me, I can't remember the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Are they the guys that we've been in the game
of golf or are they the guys that we beat.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
In the four by one hundred meter relay race?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
I can't remember which.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
I do know that one of the members pulled up
lame in the four by one hundred meter relay race
and was wheel chaired off the track. Yeah, and then
was playing a game of golf the next day. Apparently
it was a hamstring twine.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yeah. It reminds me of Carlos Oldberg blowing out as
a c Allen winning the light Heavyweight Championship in the
UFC and then partying all night in Miami.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
It's a similar sort of thing, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Totally So, apparently there's been a challenge that's been issued,
or at least some trash talk.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
I don't know if they get to decide when challenges
are issued. You don't just get to call for a
shot at the title.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
I know what I want to do. I know what
I want to do against them.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
We should pick a different we should be like, ah,
you know what, We've got an idea for this.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Later on Die Hemwood's up next.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Jerry and and I joined the complay the Hidaki Breakfast
discussion group on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
For more so. The Warriors back at Mount Smart this
week after an impressive NRL win against the Melbourne Storm Cheese,
that was a good game. They take on the Titans
tomorrow afternoon. Now. The Titans have won six out of
their last eight games against the Warriors. I see though
the tab still has New Zealand Warriors as me. It's

(31:00):
a favorite. Stoll A thirty Gold Coast Titans three dollars
fifty joining us on the phone now, a man who's
going to be in the stands note out front of
the show, Die Henward, Good morning, Die, welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Oh good morning.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
I mean this is the this is the weak Warriors
fans stream of an absolute smashing of the storm. And
you can just strut around in your gear.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
You know, you don't.

Speaker 7 (31:21):
No one's making the no one's making the Warriors jokes
at you. You know, you can feel proud Are they?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Are?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
They?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Though diet to immediately take the shine off off ourselves
as Warriors fans. Are the Titans our bogey team?

Speaker 8 (31:37):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (31:39):
I think I think back to actually the game. It
was towards the end of twenty twenty four. I was
at the Blues Chiefs a Super Rugby finals and we
got pumped and we got pumped by the Titans sixty
six six, and it was just they.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Seem to have the wood over us.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
And I don't quite know why, because on paper we
always have the better side. But there they're the literal
definition of a banana skin game for the Warriors.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
What the drilled down on it? Di hein? What is it? Exactly?
You will have theories as to why. I know you
you would have. You would have watched every Warriors Titans
game going back forever, probably multiple times, slow motion replays,
et cetera. What what what is it? Oh?

Speaker 7 (32:31):
Absolutely, I'm framed by frame. I even print them out
and make it into games, into a little flickbook that
you just go so you can so you could really
see where what people are doing and how they're doing it.
And the main issue is is I think we get
put off by that horrendous Queensland Lotteries logo they have.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
In the front of their jersey.

Speaker 7 (32:53):
It's definitely the worst sponsors logo in the game. But
what I think, what says the Titans. You get into
these situations where if you beat a team you should
in a few times, then you you're.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
Up as well.

Speaker 7 (33:10):
And the Titans, they're really fast playing side. This is
a five pm game. The weather looks like it should
be okay, and they they sort of played the footy
that the Warriors used to play. They don't so much
punched straight up. They move it wide very quickly. And
I'll be intrigued in this game because we've got two

(33:33):
x Titans. We've got Tanner Boyd in the halves fingers
crossed he was nursing a bit of a hamstring, and
they've got Luke Hanson his cover.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
On the bench.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
But also to start LOFFI.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
Carn Perrera, who couldn't make the first grade side in
the Titans last year, but he's playing for us and
he had a good game against the Storm, so I
think it's pretty balanced. But I know I was messaging
back and forth with the legend Warriors fan Peter Hurlich
last night, and he was very worried about this game

(34:05):
as well. So we're nervous. There's going to be nervous
people in the stands. But I still think the wis
can do it.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
I think so too. But there's a couple of worrying
signs here. One is that was a generational hiding that
we put on the Melbourne store and got the hodoo
out of our system.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
With the monkey off our back, we are now.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Prohibitive favorites at the TB a dollar thirty. This is
the kind of thing. Do we have too much confidence
going into this game? Is this what happened against the
Tigers a few weeks ago? Where we are you know,
all the presses as we're riding high, you know, every
run's all in behind the Warriors.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Is this where we fall over?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Well, listening is you can't play like we did last
week every week and sustain that. You'll just run out
of energy. That you've got to say those sort of
games for the end of the year. I'm thinking very
much about that Tigers game as we went into that
favorite There does need to be some sort of study

(35:03):
into New Zealand teams being favorites and falling over because
it seems to have outside of the All Blacks, it
seems to happen quite a bit. I I I'm sort
of I've got this quiet face that this year and
what Webby has done with the Warriors team shows that
we're not that side. I'm sure we had a couple

(35:26):
of strange games there against the Sharks well who the
Sharks played very well and the Tigers where we should
have won that I think we're back on track. I've
got I got, I've got the faith and I just
think the man is going to be flopping out of
the shorts on at five pm on Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Thank you so much for your time this morning. Oh
it is lovely to chat.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Absolutely, have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Same to you, mate, Jerry and Mania.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
We had the radio show from sixt ten weekdays and
the day Breakfast seven.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I'm had to keep briefer. So good news for people
who drive some positive news.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Finally, did you hear in the news.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
If you drive a car between four and fourteen years old? Yeah,
then you only need to get a Warren of fitness
every two years. Okay, from twenty twenty, from the end
I think November this year.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Okay, So fourteen years ago is what twenty twelve? Okay,
so two thousand and eight Suzuki Swift is not getting
it done unfortunately. I will say we talked about this
briefly out in the office. Since I've had that car,
I have not had to do any iven't had to
replace a windscreen wiper on their thing.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
How long you had the car for five or six
years now, so long enough, and the entirety of that
five or six years, it has not, as we've talked
about a million times, it has not had.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
A dipstick, right, are you servicing that? pH? No?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Oh, well the car is no dipstick.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
That's what I see. So you're not even doing an
oil not doing an oil change.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Or loop change.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
You know what I can't figure out is I've never
topped up the wipe of the windscreen wipe of fluid
and it has never run out.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
And I use that thing almost every day.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Maybe it's self sourcing. I don't.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah, have I got the most sustainable car of all time?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I suppose how often are you on that? I don't
use my my wind screen clearer very often. I'm trying
to use a little bit more often.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Well, I packed my cars just packed out side underneath
the powerpots. I have to use this birdshit and all
sorts on there.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
So yeah, yeah, okay, you use it.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
But it's a bottomless well. It's a bottomless it's connected
to a well.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I'm worried that it's starting to produce oil and that
the US might invade my Suzuki swifts.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Are you serious? You've never changed the oil in your
swift five years.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Not only have I never changed the oil, I've never
put oil in it.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
I do have a theory for you and I because
I know famously as well, you've got this fairy around
your house that seems to pick up any clothes that
you leave on the floor. So maybe said fairy is
also going in with oil.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
It's a very practical woman. That does not surprise me
that she's actually doing all of those things.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
But I've never seen it but oil in her own car.
BE very surprised that she's done so.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
But that is good news, wasn't it? So four to
fourteen years? Because I'm currently in those a car four
to fourteen years old, it's every year.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Well, think about what makes sense. We'll think about when
we were growing up, how often would your car just
break down. It was like all the time versus how
often does it breakdown? Now? Like cars new cars just
generally there's a generation of kids have no idea how
to do anything diagnose any problems with their car. They
probably wouldn't even know what a flat battery was if
it was to happen, because cars just generally don't break

(38:33):
down like they used to know.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
So if your cars older than fourteen years, then at
the moment, some cars you've got to get them every
six months. I hear, yeah, not your swift.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
I'd say, no, that's for like classic cars or something,
which I consider my swift.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
But apparently that's moving to once a year as well. Yeah,
so basically just less.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
And I know that the knee jerk reaction to that
is going to be, well, then we're going to have
a fleet of dangerous cars in an our road because
we're not testing them as often that I would say,
do we consider Australia to have dangerous cars on the road?
Not really. I would say they probably have better cars
than we do. And they don't have a wolf, don't they?
I don't know, I don't they They've got ridge O's.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Basically it comes down.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
To if a cop sees you, they've got like roadside
dissabel meters and stuff like that. Still, he could probably
answer this, but they don't have a waft to there,
not like we do. Okay, so you can. Basically, it's
just like if the cops sees a dangerous car, they'll
lord you off the road and then you have to
go and fix it. But to me, it does seem
weird that there are the two and they're fine.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I remember when I first started driving and I had
to do it get a Warren in a ridge, and
obviously I didn't know much about that sort of stuff. Nah,
I knew what the stickers were, but I didn't know
how it would Why why are there two things? Why
isn't it just one? Yeah, that's what it would make
more sense to me. So you get that, you get
your registration and your Warren I Fitness together.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah, someone's just text to them and I chat you.
You says two thousand and eight. Swifts do have a dipstick. Yeah,
I know that, I'm saying mine doesn't.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
It's good that Lee has gone on chet Gpte's Suzuki.
Swifts have a You have to have insurance in Australia.
That's right, right, So in New Zealand you can drive
an uninsured car. We're one of the few countries in
the world. Yeah you can.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah, Lee, can you get back on and find out
where to buy two thousand and Zuki swift dipsticks.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Over in Australia as well. Apparently you need a road
worthy certificate where when you're selling your car or transferring
the registration, that's when they check it out safet as
as well.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, yeah, but you wouldn't say that Australia has particularly
dangerous cars on.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
The no, I would have a more modern fleet than us.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Well that there's that too, But yeah, no, I think
this is good and one lest bit of admin to
it because your wife and your Ridgio always pile up
around other bills that they always coincide down that the
insurance will head at the same time will having your
dog or eat a bit of bloody barth or something.
You know.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, anytime you have to pay less is good.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
This is good.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
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Speaker 1 (41:01):
He sety one on the Hicky Breakfast. Time for your
latest sport headlines thanks to export Ultra the beer for
Here Got Here. Golfer Ryan Fox is six hundred par
after the opening round of the latest PGA Tour event
on hilton Head Island in South Carolina. He's tied for fourth,
two strokes off the leader Ludwig Arberg from s Fidden.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Which is for anyone who watches golf, Jerry's fashion.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Icon when it comes to the golf course.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
He watched them play was it in the Masters last
year last year, and then went out and bought head
to toe the exact fit.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I did the Eddy desk close, but I've got to
say I was disappointed with Ludwig's outfit this year at
the Masters. He's gone back to the modern Eddy desk,
whereas he was with the eighties old school. Yeah, the originals, Yeah,
I like the Originals.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yeah. What about Jason Days fit? Did you see that?
Yeahs were in all sorts sponsored by Melbourne, which oh yeah,
not an ad. But I went and had a look
at some of their stuff.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
That's Allen hats.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
For like three hundred dollars really, and I think a
jersey was four hundreds or something. I was like, that's
a cool jersey. To check the price tag threw up
on the floor of the shop.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
It's a brave man who wears white pants labor after
Labor Day, isn't that? I don't know, Yeah, I feel
like white pants on the golf course, particularly in Georgia.
Heavy meat died over there Manley's Manley's Residence has continued
under interim coach Kieren Foran and the NRL. They've now
won three straight games since he took over from Anthony Seabolt,

(42:30):
beating North Queens on thirty eight six in Townsfeld.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Three straight games.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Three straight games. Yeah, famously they're gay games that they
were going to play better on.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
The Famously they boycotted the rainbow jersey for Pride round
a couple of years ago.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah, fozball. They're calling it Kieren Foran really.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yeah, So he's the new coach, interim coach. After they
sacked their coach after three games. They brought in Keevy legend,
Kieren Foreign and they're calling it fosball.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
The Sea Gills are currently up to fourth on the
latter I see Cowboys slide to night.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
And look Away Eagles because in the first half Tom
Traboy of Itch stop me if you've heard this one
torres hamstring.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
So that's how that's gone.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
And the World Andy Doping Agency has reported progress and
cleaning up the country they claim is the worst offender.
Guess what country?

Speaker 9 (43:17):
Australia, No Russia, No Russia, no Eritrea, India, really India.
You would think that cricket players have been more jack then.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Well do they test cricket plus you see, I think
they do test creek place, Yes, they do test creek plays.
The nation has topped WADA's law breaker list for three
consecutive years.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
India.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
That's a red flag given they are down to host
of twenty thirty Commonwealth Games. And actually that's a red
flag because they are shit in the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Oh man, when you talk about you know how we
always like to crap on about per capita and we're
always at the top. Yeah, you know who's at the
bottom by a country mile. And yet they like when
hockey and javelin a silver in both and then it's
like one medal per three hundred million people.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
So crap. I know why? Because they're not very organized.
You've got to be super organized. That's that's what it does.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
It's chaos apparently, they're they're they're doping. People aren't very
organized because I keep getting bloody busted by the Warder's
up next.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
We're fastening the bayonets in preparation for a solid charge
at our frenemies from the Big Show.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Blow the whistle. We're going over the top.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Jerry and I are joined the complay the Hadaki Breakfast
discussion group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
This has come across my desk this morning, gentlemen, I
understand that the one guy that was listening to the
book show last night.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Who's our boss, has sent in a clip of them.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
You know, last year we famously they accused us of
chatting in a round of golf, so then we played them.
We said, we can film it. You guys can Oh,
Mogi can keep our scores? He said, we cheated three times.
We beat them by eight strokes. So even if he's right.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
They still lost well, mainly because Jason Hoyt. We played
nine holes and Jason Hoyt's fitness failed him. So by
the ninth hoal he was huffing and puffing. Boy, he
was struggling.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
They said, we want retribution.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
We want to challenge you guys, to a four by
one hundred meter relay. Brilliant idea from Mike Manau the idea,
their idea, brilliant idea. And I think in his mind
because he I think we can all agree, was clearly
the fastest man on the track that day, so he
was like, I'm going to get us enough of a
head start against Ruder. Sorry, Ruder, well no, look, it
is what happened.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
He looked across the board and I was not in
the race, but possibly a positive, maybe a negative. Who
knows I've got arthritis. Ruder can really struggles with the
whole putting one foot in front of each other coordination
of running. He actually had to think about out say
the same thing, which arm went with which league. Now,

(46:03):
I've never met someone who has to think about the
way they ran. And then apparently ten meters in Rudy went, oh,
that's I meant to run, try and run as fast
as I can here. Remarkable that nobody considered that in
a running race exactly, and what happened was exactly what
I knew was going to happen, because there was a
lot of trash talk about who was going to be faster,
how fast is this persons that person.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
I knew that was never how this race is going
to be decided. It was going to be who's still
going at the end because over a certain age, have
a think back you yourself at home, when was the
last time you ran it a full sprint?

Speaker 4 (46:34):
You will have to think about it quite hard. It
could have been years.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
And so I knew something was going to give on someone,
and sure enough, on the back straight, Keys's hamstring gave out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Well also, I mean it didn't even have to come down,
but we knew it would come down to Jason Hawick
versus g Lane at the end, and g Lane could
have mowed him down. But I mean, Hoyt hasn't run
since nineteen thirty four, No, that man and all.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
But I understand that they are gathering a bit of
steam and they want to issue a challenge. The last
night they put it to the listeners, what should we
challenge the Hicky Brickfas show too?

Speaker 10 (47:08):
One I don't think we've thought of, and one that
I think would sort a lot of stuff out is
if we just had a ruckus.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
A bit of douche die, a first fight.

Speaker 10 (47:16):
A first fight against Breakfast, right the same four V
four format, so to be us three and then you
bring an old Pugshan who's a mad bastard, and then
we'd obviously be taking on Jerry and Maniah and producer Ruder,
and then Zoe as well and Studio B.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Right, Okay, how do you think we'd go?

Speaker 11 (47:33):
I think Zoey would smack the living shit out of
ya KIZI.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (47:38):
I think the trick would be to use probably Hoidy
j as a human shield, because he's not much of
a scrapper.

Speaker 11 (47:43):
Well, you know, to be honest with your fault, I
was just just quietly between the three of us here.
I mean, I've got a few issues with Jerry. You
don't like him, Matt, I've got a few simmering resentments
going on there.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
I wouldn't mind, you know, a bit of a go
at him, which is.

Speaker 10 (47:56):
Interesting because he's like a really nice guy. People say that, Yeah,
who would I take on?

Speaker 11 (48:01):
Well, Kezy, now, don't take this the wrong way. What
did you say at the top there about our challenges that.

Speaker 10 (48:07):
We've lost both of them and it's been my fault?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Yeah, what's what's the beat with you?

Speaker 8 (48:12):
In?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
It goes way back? This goes back to the nineties.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Doesn't involve a muffins.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Look, that's one of the many things. Oh really yeah, look,
let's not relitigate that. Now, let's move forward. And what
is the challenge? Do we bother? Well, I've beat them twice.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
This is the thing you don't get, you know, this
is like the USC if I could use an analogy,
there's nothing really there for me. I don't really We've
beaten them twice. I've got nothing left to prove to myself.
When it's all sitting done, my legacy is a broadcast
will be that I beat them at both golf and
a four x one hundred meter relay, and then I
get to pekin chers. So I would actually like to

(48:50):
step it up or wait division and I'd like to
go Flitchboard and Haley in a challenge the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah, well, I mean that's that's more our realm.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, yeah, they're more on our realm. Step it up
to light heavyweight di record, Yeah, light entertainment.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
I mean I.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Have said this before privately, and I might as well
say it publicly. I think we should take them on
in a bench press challenge. I think I think it's
us for including Zoe Yep versus the Big Show and
a bench press. It's basically you you add up all
of the all of the weights together and it's whoever

(49:29):
can amass the most. You get as many presses as
you want to press, yeah, as many chances to lift
as much weight as you possibly can.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
And it's just the highest weight that you get to.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
The highest combined weight that you can get to.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Now, if Jace Tears has pick off both sides of
the bone, what happens then, well, that will happen.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
It's just a failed lift, is it.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
It's a failed left Okay, but don't mind it.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
It's just it's a simple physical show of strength.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Four x fifty swimming relay.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
A couple of people have suggested a swimming beers, darts
and darts.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Oh beers doesn't know Hoyt.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
That's that's he's good darts. He's got everything other than
the beers part of.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
That, right, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Three for eight three I'd like to hear people's suggestions.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Jerry and Maniah Chage the radio show from sixtell ten weekdays,
The Hierarchy, Breakfast, Nice to Be.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Coming in this morning on the Hidocky Breakfast Friday, the
seventeenth of April.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Two years.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
It's a Friday. This is so good. It's twenty twenty six,
by the way, that's the year and I Stewart's.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
A Year of Our Lord, twenty twenty six, and it
is a Friday. And for new listeners of the show,
we do a podcast, and on that podcast is something
very interesting happening at the moment. We put the show,
the radio show Highlights out as a podcast and they
few and far between. But we also the short podcast
Bitter for short commutes, and then we also do a

(50:50):
bespoke podcast, which is stuff that we can't talk about
on the radio. And on that there has been what
you're describing as the longest tease you've ever heard in
your thirty year broadcasting career.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Well, the tea start on Monday, yes, and normally I'm
used to maybe half our teas. Maybe you tease something
that's coming up on the half hour. That's what we're
taught at broadcasting scoop.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Like coming up later in the show. G Lane joins us.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
That's right, cause most people's attention span only last half
an hour.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
And most people aren't listening to the show for that long.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
No, but you started a tease so deep that it's
almost underground, and that was on Monday. You again tease
it on Tuesday. Wednesday, we cheesed it yesterday when today
is the day.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Today is the day. We didn't get a chance to
do it because the podcast was so stacked full of
guests and things like that that.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
We didn't get to it.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
And actually it's it's worked out for the best because
today is now going to be I know what you're thinking.
You're sitting at home, You're going what could possibly be
worth teasing for an entire week that anyone would care
fake deck Fridays.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
And tell me you're not interested in that?

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Have I got your attention?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Coming up this morning and the next hour acc here
g Lane joins us to talk about sport plus. We
have unearthed some comments from our highest paid broadcaster, which
may unseat him as our highest paid broadcast.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Jerry and Mania catch the radio show from six to
ten weekdays, The Hidarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
It's the brand new innovation and radio where we list things.
We enlist your help to list things from five through
to one. It's never been done on a radio show before.
It is just one of the many things that we've
introduced the New Zealand media landscape as the last eighteen months.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Taking radio bo storm this one it is.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
They'll be ripping it off on every radio station going forward.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Three four eighty three. That is our text number if
you want to participate. Yes, in the past we've found
the top five beaches, rivers, mong pet peeves, top five
words of five, blazing spots, positions, boats, bushes, dogs, fruits,
straight straights, hangover cures. Last week it was storm.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Yes, it was off the back of that storm.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
And this week I've mentioned before on this great radio
station that I watched Country Calend. I mean the missus
sit down seven o'clock cup of tea, watch Country Calendar.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Every same bro.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Now, what we won't do is sit through an entire
episode about a beekeeper, and so whenever that comes up,
we just skip it check something else on.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I don't love horticulture either. Now I want a high
country station every week.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
That's what we all want.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
There aren't enough.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Well, when the show has been going for fifty years
and it's gone back to the same stations often through
three different generations, they are running out. But I'd rather
watch a rerun of that than watch someone who's grown plants.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Are there any high country stations that haven't featured on
Country Calendar?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
I'd like to know that, and if there are, they
need to have a good hard look at themselves. So
when that happened on just this week, being the episode
was on Apurist Beekeepers, I don't know anyway, somebody posted
that into the conclave and they said, prayers from an
I own Jeff tonight because obviously we've got nothing to watch.
And I said I'm out, to which Tom replied and said,

(53:44):
go on, then, top five items that you put on
your toast since you don't like honey, And so today
we're going top five items to put on toast like this,
Can I give you mine? Yes? Please? Okay, honey wouldn't
even go close. I don't like honey at all. Don't
have a sweet tooth honey.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
You don't like honey, don't like it.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Doesn't like honey, like good honey, good honey. Have you've
seen how expensive it is if we time I buy honey?

Speaker 5 (54:11):
And what clover man do the clover honey? The budget
clover honey is like four bucks but that's not honey.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Is it.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
I think it's partly honey.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I don't think it is. It's definitely honey, ADJASB three
for three. But it's bee chuney, isn't it? Honey? That's interesting.
It's actually be vomit. It doesn't come out there. Ass guys,
why are your top five put on toast?

Speaker 4 (54:37):
I'm going to go from one through to five.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Butter, butter, there's going to be number one. There's nothing.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Yeah, you beautiful.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Eggs, tomatoes and that that will go over avocados, yes,
and then bullers and that's in that order. Buttered eggs, tomato, avocado's,
bulls and those are my top five. But look, it's
not up to me. We're compiling the list top five
things to put on toast.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
I'm pretty much with you. Actually, I'm not far off yours.
It's definitely butter, I mean, but but I go better
and then I put other things on there. I mean,
it's hard for me to go past both marmite.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
And vigemite at the same time.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
No, no, just one.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
I like both.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
That's very different things, I mean, similar, bit different, particularly
when I'm talking about toast, I'm talking about thin vogels
for me thin vogelsogs. It's one of two things on
thin vogels. Either it's honey or honey's so good on
thun vogels, or it's marmite of vigemte. Okay, lots of butter,
heaps of butter and then heaps of vigemotal mamte.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Well Yours plays on three four eight three Top five
things to put on toes. We're changing the face of
the radio landscape this morning.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
A couple of texts coming in. I mean peanut butter
and bananas. My son, beautiful fourteen year old son loves
peanut butter and bananas. I can't do it. Why would
you put peanut butter and banana? Vocals are so good?
Jerry look so much to peanut butter.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
What the hell's a tamarilla?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Jeremy Wells and the Nice Stewart Find them on Instagram
at Howadarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Today the Friday Top five things to put on toast.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Text through on three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
There's actually been a Virgilian texts that have come through
this morning.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Virginay texts that have come through.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
When I was a kid, I used to insist on
my nana's homemade bread toasting with nothing on it. I
swear it would taste like it had marmote on it.
Now thinking about it, she probably had way too much.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
That's exactly what happened, That's right.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Any love for bobrel now bobrel?

Speaker 5 (56:36):
No brel is.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Bobrel the saw dusty crap that you put on sandwiches.
I think, So what is it ye or something?

Speaker 4 (56:44):
All I know is James May.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Would drink it, so I don't know. I always just
thought it was marmot.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Hold on, there is borel. That is that ovaltine? Is
it the same as ovaltine? Now? Ovalteine is like a
malt drink. I think I feel like bob I'm sure
the Patterson's a friend of mine growing up, Stephen Patterson.
I'm sure his family were eating bottrel or do they
something else? Ferrox or something ferrex?

Speaker 3 (57:08):
They formed a phelax sounds horrific, but hear me out
either vigimote forward slash marmite with your favorite jam, sweet
and sour goodness.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Don't get out.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Bonus points for sesame seed dried garlic bagel topping for seasoning.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
If what that's too much, that's one.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Here, viggimoe marmote either fine with avocado, amazing, favorite snack
of my entire life. Avocado needs to be piled on.
It goes on. Last, of course, contrasts of the creamy
and salty so good.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Now Anthony Green has ticked him and he says he's
partial to lemon curd. You can piss off with that.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Yeah, a lemon curd on toast is beautiful, Jerry oh Ruder,
It's good. It's like honey.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
But with a little bit of tarp.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
There's just so many things you can put on toast.
Why would you even go to lemon curd?

Speaker 5 (57:50):
When I tell you what, Missus Rhoda makes a beautiful
lemon curd, and don't knock it till you've tried it.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I don't want to know about missus Ruder's lemon curd?
Is that mum.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Lemon meringue? Missus ruder lemon cood?

Speaker 3 (58:05):
How do you turn off a radio shure you're on?
Mark Maybley's texts are on three four A three. I
think butter is a cop out, as it should be
on all toasts. I think we should put this whole
top five on a bit of butter.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Don't you dare do this whole thing that Heath used
to put things on a bit off? No way, Butter
is a separate thing. Yes, butter on toast. Yes, and
you butter with all of those other things.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Yes, but I I nine times out of ten, I
will just go butter. I nothing else on there, Just
butter on my toast.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Where do you sit on the fake butters? Will you
ever go fake butter? It's much more spiraitable.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
If I'm at someone else's house, sure, don't complain, but
I'll judge them.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
You won't look a fake butter in the mouth.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
No, I won't look a gift butter in the mouth.

Speaker 8 (58:46):
No.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Bloody millennials better not slam and votes for avocado. That's
mark for the knacky look. I'm going to admit I have.
But I am a millennial. You know what I mean?
I am who I am. I had a friend growing
up who who would put strawberry jam and plastic cheese
on his toast. Okay, now that to me is insane.

(59:08):
That's disgusting and he should be ashamed of himself.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Jerrym Andiah Brewfax is what you can eat pot on toast.
It's nutritional, yese brufex, Yes, tasted brufex. That was the
stuff that Patterson's used to do.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Oh okay, I thought that was Gendalf's horse butter, wilted spinach,
posted eggs pepper. Ali, I'm a purist, just proper butter. Yeah, see,
I'm with that text of there. Pure butter, straight butter,
straight butter. It was a gay butter ntalla caked on
thin marmite, crunchy peanut butter, good sweet red colored jam.
Did you read the.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
One about pineapple lump Easter eggs on toast? Lightly toasted?

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Disgusting?

Speaker 4 (59:44):
And Cameron has said same as last week's storm.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Purpose So we will lock these down.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Jesus a lot of counting to do.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Yeah, mince Kenner, butter Kenna Kenner is about the tamarillo
sprinkle of sugar.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
I've seen oldies put sugar on toast.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Jerry and Mania joined the complays the Hidaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Of our most popular Friday top five's of all time.
Things to put on toast.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
And I'll say that again with my microphone on this time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Everyone has toast, don't they.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yeah, different toast is not made or created equal as though,
in my opinion, different toasts require different toppings.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Yes, vogels, for.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Example, marmite vegemite. But it goes great on vogels.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
But great on everything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Something's not so much on the vogels. Something's better on
a butter.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Some things better on a Turkish flat breed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Yes, something's better on white dead, white death, and white
death being just your white super slice, your white toast
superslice with no fiber in it at all, just heaps
of gluten.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Someone sticks through Gerryman. I please discuss mouse traps? Do
you will you consider mouse traps? Please?

Speaker 10 (01:00:59):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Now, as a mouse trap technically not something that you
put on toast. What do you classify as a mouse trap?

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Well, Sheerra Wells. My mom used to make you dropped
on Instagram. So Shira Wells piece beer upon her. She
used to run whatuld you call this a mousetrap? This
is actually probably her signature dish says a lot about it.
God bless it. She used to do a marmite, she'd

(01:01:29):
go vogels. She goes vogels, No butter. I don't think
it's no butter justgels, yeah, with marmite, and then she'd
grape cheese over the top, put it in the oven, okay,
and then bake that sucker, yeah, and then bring it out,
cut it in halves, and then that would go in
a in an old peanut but big thick old peanut
butter jar, big peanut butter jar, and then you'd pick

(01:01:49):
them out and you'd eat them. So it it got
to be like rubber. The cheese on the top of Man,
those things were good.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Yeah, we were more or less the same exit door
wasn't grated. Often it was slices of cheese. So you
cover the top of that sucket and when that mounts
and it spells over the edge, and then that cresps
up when it hits the bottom of the pan there,
So hang on.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
What's that thing? When you got like a muffin tin
and then you put the white death in the muffin
tin making a cup, and then you put in like spaghetti,
and then on top of that you put grated cheese.
I always thought that was a mouse.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
They used to make those at the wm Moor Road
Netble Courts Cafeteria and they were delicious. But I didn't know.
I never thought that was a mouse trap. I thought
the mouse trap was it's got cheese on it, and
so a mouse will go and eat the cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
That's a volcano, writes this texture on three four three.
Potentially another text through crumpets, just with buttershitloads a butter. Yep,
I have that every single day, two butter as I
can get on something different thing, different thing entirely.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Maybe that's our next top.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Five, top five, top five muffins.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Yeah, top five savory baked goods. All right, should we
rip into this thing? Number five missus Ruders lemon curd.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Now, how did that get?

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
This has come through so many time.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
I didn't know that many people had look, everyone's got
to pass. I didn't know that many people had tried
missus Ruder's lemon cud.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
But she's thrown that thing around riverhead.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Do I know what's happened?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Does that shock you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Rhuders mentioned missus Ruders lemon curd, and then people of
people want to sample missus Rudis's lemon coud.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
He did say, don't knock it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Do you try it?

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
I know what happened. This is a classic of Alice
number four months. Yeah, absolutely, mons on toast, a good
honest meal. It's boy kibble, boy kipple on toast basically.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Oh boy keble, Yeah, I think I mean boykable able
to be boiked, not of course, get an avocado up.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Yeah, this one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Evidently we've got more millennials listening to us than I
think anyone thought. But look, we are victims of our age,
and I think we all love a good avocado on toast.
Healthy fats number two, unhealthy fats. Eggs on your toast.
I mean that's another key with staple, isn't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
It absolutely eggs on toast in whatever way that's going
to be. I mean personally poached on vogels, post on vogels,
lightly poast. So when you cut your slid it with
your knife and then you it's like opening up a
breast almost of of don't look at me like that.
It's almost Breast's not the right Breast's not the right word.

(01:04:16):
It's opening up membrane. Is it better? A yolk just
flows over the top of the rest of it and
moistens things up. Yum sualtan pepper.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Number one couldn't be anything other than butter that thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Do butter that birch and hit up with the salt
and pepper.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Oh what hold on? You just put butter on many
sultan people. The butter.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
I don't that was a text there, But I will
just go butter on my toast. That's my that's my
go to. Heaps the butter, heaps the butter as much
as I can melt into that thing, you know what
I mean. And so you need to butter it as
soon as it comes out of the toast.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
I was gonna say, how disappointing is that when you've missed,
You've been way late and you missed the window and
the toast's being popped, and then you go to butter
and it's cold.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
White Death's a shaker for that man. You get the
white death out there and then hole in it with
the with the fridge. Butter day ruined, day ruined. So yeah,
the DEGO Top five, missus rodders, lemon, curb mince, get
an avocado up your eggs and butter coming.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Up with gerry and Mania.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Has our highest paid broadcast to finally cross the line
of good taste and decency. Will he survive the latest
indiscretion that we have unearthed plus acc here g lane
has got a hot take on this weekend sport. This
is the Hidarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Jerry and Maniah catch the radio show from six to
ten weekdays, The Hurdarchy Breakfast a.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Thirty on the Hidarcky Breakfast. Time for your latest sport headlines.
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of Fitten. The Manly's Eagles are flying again. On the

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interim coach Karen Foran.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
I get it because they're birds.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
They've won three NRL matches in a row since the
four mckey's halfback took over from the sacked Anthony Seabold.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
I will say proud, proud New Zealander Karen Forrant. His
dad was in charge of the the airline.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
That's right, Oh he was.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
You said that he had the mouth of a cat.
He does.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
He's got a cat mouth if you ever look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Just isolate.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Greek four him, Yeah, yeah, Greek four him the head
of the New Zealand. It's got a cat mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
He does a cat mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
There's something about it. It's a lion mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
I would say Karen domestic cat. Maybe Karen Foran being
the running for thickest Australian accent to ever play for
the keywis.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Yeah, he's down in here, down in the down in
that in that area.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Yea great New Zealand as they all are. The rugby
league players collapse, larynx will do that to you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Is getting taking your hat to the throats?

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Yeah? I think it's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
They have won three NRL matches in a row, the
latest triumph as a thirty eight Sex This is the
Sea yours, by the way, dismantling of the Cowboys in Townsville.
The Warriors take on the Titans at Mount Smart five
pm tomorrow, Love a five pm game.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Get Saturday at night. Off to a great start.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
And potentially bad news for all Whites fans all the
Football's World Cup. Chris Wood has gone off of the
right knee injury after a high challenge in the fifth
minute of the Europa League quarter final leg with bot.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Was that the same knee he had just come back from.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Don't ask me that wood? Has I just read the headlines?
What has only just come back from a left knee
injury suffer in October? So that's the right knee?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Yeah, well, no, I think that's better. He hasn't reinjured
the same injury. Maybe it's just a little tweak you reckon.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
And he knocking on there.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
And knocking on wood again, knocking on cross wood.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Hopefully he hopefully he's just decided, Look, the World Cup's
worth more to me, So I'm not going to risk
injuring my knee for who are they?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Someone? Someone up next has our highest paid broadcast to
finally cross the line of good taste and decency? Will
he survived the latest indiscretion?

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
With Unearthed Jerry and Maniah Hatch the radio show from
six till ten weekdays, the Hidarchy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Breakfast, we have unearthed some audio that has been sent
forth from the mouth of our highest paid broadcaster, MI
costing that will shock and surprise you if.

Speaker 12 (01:08:19):
You're listening to us on ten eightyam in Auckland. Quick question,
why why would you want to listen to me? Do
you know how good I sound?

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
On FM.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
If you think I'm good on AM.

Speaker 7 (01:08:28):
You will.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Yeah, that's so. I was about to say, you do
sound amazing on AM.

Speaker 12 (01:08:31):
I sound amazing on AM. And if you think you're
satisfied with AM, weightingly get the FM experience. Anyway, the
point being there, they've got some spanners out and they're
going to do something to the AM transmitter. Literally in
a moment, they're going to turn it off. So you've
got to go to eighty nine point four FM, and
once you get there, you'll never go back because you go,
my god, he's coming in both years.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Ooh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
You'd have to consider him, as you mentioned, the highest
paid broadcaster certainly in the country, without a doubt, and
you would think that alongside that would come a level of.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Here for the state of broadcasting.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
In this country, responsibility. You'd have to think that there'd
be the north starf for broadcasters in this country. He
certainly was for me, it was, but after hearing that,
I actually don't know what's going on upstairs there at
news Talk ZIBEF. We had Raylen Ramsey just the other
day dropping an F bomb in the headlines, and now
we have Mike Hoskin coming in both ears.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
We've got Raylan Ramsey.

Speaker 8 (01:09:30):
Actually, Earth Science may do a flyby around for Cuddy
Whiteland next week checking conditions in New Zealand. Canceled nineteen
services in an out of Todonger this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
What's happened?

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Lost their way?

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Here's my analysis. They employed mad Heath in the nest.
Next thing, you know, Raylan ram Ramsey's dropping sea bombs. Yep,
Hosking's coming in both coming in both ears. It's only
a matter of time before that station is going to

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be brought to its knee.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Now, I know he would never come on. He would
never lower himself. Excuse me frasing. I know he would
never words matter, and that's all we have on this
radio station. Words and indeed any radio station. I know
he would never lower himself to coming down here for
please explain. But I do think as as the bastions
of good taste and decency in this country which we are,

(01:10:26):
that's that's soon to disband the Broadcasting Standards Authority here
in New Zealand, and at that point all will have
is us. We're the last line of defense against terrible,
terrible broadcasting on the airways.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
I'd like to please explain.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Okay, so you're going to reach out to Mike Costing virus?

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
I think my email?

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Is that what we're doing?

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
I think you should.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
I can reach out the other things. We could attempt
to reach out through the cock?

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Oh my god? Yeah that guy?

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Did you hear the cock? That was part of that
break I've.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Never listened to the to the Mike Costing show. But
who is that guy that's just like you? Sound great?
I'll need you breakfast? Can we get one of those
in here?

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
That's the guy that I think we reach out. I
think we reach out of the cap now?

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Now? Now is he dressed entirely in leather and gets
the unzipp his mask just to bug up by Osky?

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Who was? Who's the hy Breakfast?

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
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Speaker 7 (01:11:19):
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Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
The beer for him.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Gilane joins us from the departure lounge.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Jeli, where are you going?

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Yep?

Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
That's right, I Am headed to the Hong Kong seven.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Okay, now, hold on? Are the All Black Sevens playing
in the Hong Kong Sevens.

Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
I've got my all black jusey on, I've got my
Black Fern's Judy pecked in my bag. I'm gonna go
and watch New Zealand perform on the biggest stage you know,
the probably the spiritual home of the Sevens, and that
is Hong Kong. I can't wait to watch the Black
Ferns when three in a row they've already won the
world title. Can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Luckily you going to that event, which I imagine is mainly
a social event watching rugby games. I don't care who
wins that, so I'm quite happy for you to go
across there and do what you want to do.

Speaker 6 (01:12:14):
Well Listen, I have or have not been approached by
Australian rugby to head over and support the Black Foonds,
given those they upset the Australian team twice in the
last two finals by just one or two points, and
they are just looking for on one tournament victory and
I'm look, I'm more than happy to jump on the
Australian pigs back and get over to Hong Kong and

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support the Black Foonds like I know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
How so for people who are just tuning in who
don't understand the curse of grim Lane.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Yes, this is whenever Glane travels away from where he
lives to support his team, they lose. Most recent example
of this I met a bad about a month ago
in India where the black Caps lost than the Teas
when he will Cup final g Lane in attendance.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Yeah, that put that down. Of course, he was there
at the Cricket World Cup final and lords that New
Zealand last he was there. He's been there, g He's
been basically every single game that New Zealand has played
away in a final, particularly they will lose.

Speaker 6 (01:13:19):
Listen, I'm an opportunist. You know that. You both know
that I've turned this into an opportunity. I am now
a curse for hire. So if any sporting organizations around
the world want to hire me to head over and
support the opposite team which they want to beat, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Available monetize a curse. Jean Lane, I just don't know
if it works like that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Well, evidently it does, because I have seen images on
social media of you sitting in the shirt slash shacket
that you rolled in dogshit in over in Amsterdam, the becket,
the dog shit shacket sitting next to someone who looks
like some sort of corporate wounder, handing you a brown
paper bag. And then we call you this morning. You're

(01:13:59):
in the That was your lunch. Another a middle aged
man delivered you to your lunch at a cafe in
central Lakland.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
Why can't and what's wrong with you now? Why can't
a middle aged man deliver me lunch?

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Since I that's not what I've seen those photos.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Yeah, you're up.

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
Anyway, I'm left. The next couple of the day's flying
tonight A couple of days of sevens at the New Stadium.
Brand new stadium, fifteen thousand seat. It's got a retractable
roof built for the sevens, so it faces inwards, as
opposed to the Wellington Stadium, which faces outwards during the sevens.
This one you can when you're buying a beer, when
you're taking a leak, you can do watching the footy
the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Of course, makes sense. Why why would you? Why wouldn't
you want to just face a concrete wall while you're
having your bed in New Zealand here, so Lane, you're
going to be on the ground for what like forty
eight hours? This is by definition and assassination attempt.

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
Well, some call it assassination, some call it an opportunity,
and I'm taking the opportunity. Hey, it's sports. Everyone is
hanging out for this. Everyone's been holding with baited breath.
Forget about the fief of World Cup. This afternoon at
five o'clock, New Zealand played Banglad Dish in the first
one day. You didn't know they didn't know that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
I only knew that because I looked at the this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Did that heavy favorites the bangers over there?

Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
Yes? So yeah, the New Zealand development basically Shell Trophy
Shell Cup team has headed over there.

Speaker 5 (01:15:27):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
Tony Blaine John right, they're all They're all there, Willie Watson, Springle.
So that's really snuck up on us because everyone's just
kind of forgotten what's going because the IPL has gone.
At the moment, that's the kind of the biggest thing
that's happening in world cricket. And then no, little Old
New Zealand we headed over to Bangla Dish for a

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T twenty and a one day series which kicks off
the staffnoon at five and God bless them, Sky Sports
are going to cover that Live and John Sky Sport
Great Winner.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Yes that's not on YouTube. This time. Your beloved Chiefs
are taking on the Hurricanes. Presumably at this point you'll
be having a cavity search in Hong Kong for planning
in active terrorism and attata waters. But how do you
think your chiefs are favored of dollars seventy two of hurricanes?

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
Yeah, I saw that. I mean, I don't know about that.
Like my obviously, my heart is always going to say
the Chiefs Mana. But the Monacanes, as have been called now,
much to my chargon is at two dollars five and
they look good. They just mentled the Blues. But the
Chiefs at home at FML. Yes, I don't know, it's

(01:16:36):
going to be a tricky one. But I've maged a
pretty full strength team, the Chiefs Mana. But the Monacanes
got some BDC after that victory over the Blues. So
I hate to say it. I think my head's saying
the Canes. My heart's always going to say Chiefs Mona.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
What's your hudge this weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Late?

Speaker 6 (01:16:52):
Well tonight it's the Blues versus Hilanders game. I have
gone from numbers one to eight from both teams to
score more than five tries and it's paint eight bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
That's not bad. I mean the Blues could score three themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Tuesday is one to eight, so okay, so you rumble
over Ford tries five tries combined. Ah, that's a good
bit like that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:13):
Eight back eight bucks. Tonight, Holand is Blues there at
Eden Park at seven o'clock tonight, which is also live
and free right here on Radio Headache and on iHeartRadio a.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
SNC here g Lane. Good luck with your travels over
in Hong Kong and your mission to sabotage New Zealand
sevens impressive to feather your own nest.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Jerry and and I are join their complay the hidak
You Breakfast discussion group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Today is poppy Day, man I, Today's poppy Day, Father's Day? No, no, no?
Today is? Today is poppy Day?

Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
What does poppies?

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Poppy Day? Poppy Today?

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Sunday?

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
No no, no, today is? I don't know, I'm not
asking it anyway. Today's Poppy Day and Fathers Day? What
the Anzac Day is? Next Monday? Actually Sunday's Monday. It's
actually next Saturday. But it's been Monday. It's the twenty
fifth of April, Yes, which is Saturday, next Unday, Saturday,

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next Saturday.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
I told you I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
See, Poppy Day is the Friday before Fatheres Day, which
is day I don't know. So right now they're up
to one hundred and forty thousand veterans of military service
who rely upon the RSA and public donations to get by.
And you can help by texting poppy poppy to eight
five nine five and you'll make an automatic three dollars donation.

(01:18:38):
This is a great thing to do, particularly if you
have a work fund.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Yes, just spam that thing, send it through as many
times as you possibly.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
Can, as you as you physically.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Can with your thumbs, and then just make a donation
on your boss's behalf. And if your boss ever hits
you up about.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
It, what are they going to do? Ask for the
money bag?

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Exactly, No, nobody's going to care. So it helps the
RSA provide a whole heap of of services and support.
So that's poppy p O P Y to eight five
nine P O P P y c P O P
P y es p P P Y pop p O
P E Y.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Yeahs P P p O P p y Poppy to
eight five nine five. Another important thing to note, that's
not our phone number, So don't text us Poppy, I
mean do but text Poppy to eight five nine five
to donate.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
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catch the radio show from six till ten weekdays The
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Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
That's right. And I think this week and obviously I
don't want to exert my influence over the draw too much,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
This needs to be a random draw.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
Every every every entry needs to be fair and equal.
I do think that, particularly on this show, we neglect
the hydraulics industry a little bit too much for my liking.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
It's a big industry.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
I can't remember the last time that a hydraulic specialist
is won one of these prizes, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
And okay, you've got your your heart step towards hydraulic specialists.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Well, you know it's a brotal job. The hydraulic specialist,
you know, because it's often very time dependent. The kinds
of things that they work on are not things that
can just wait till tomorrow. Jerry. When your hydraulics go down, mate,
you know about it all right, and you need that
fixed today.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
You need you need things going down.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
And so I just think if there's any you know,
obviously on the show, we pride ourselves on looking after
the teachers, we look after the nurses. You know, the
government says they'll do this and that, who actually does
stuff we do? So I just think hydraulic specialists.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Okay, Well, with that in mind, I'm just looking through here.
So a whole lot of people have texted dump to
three for three with their workplace name and delivery address
to us in the past week. And look, here's something
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focusing on quality and innovative solutions.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
This is backfight. This is backfight. Josh terrible, terrible, pissed. Yeah,
I've heard about Josh from Hornby Hydropower, Okayn Hornby josh Man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Yeah, well I think we've just announced him as we're
going to have to.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
We're going to have to.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Now we can't take it back.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
And this is the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
He still owes me a box of beer, and now
I'm giving him a box of beer and all of
his work mate's going to be stoked that he's I
actually know we're not legally for legal reas.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
No, that's right.

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Oh that's good.

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Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
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Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Earlier on this morning, we were talking about the big show.
They started a musing last night about what to challenge
us to next, what their third loss in a row
would potentially be.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Yeah, because of course we did the golf challenge. We
smashed them. We did the four by one hundred meter
relay where Kezy ended up twinging his hamstrings slightly and
got wheelchaired off the.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Track mildly inconvenience.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
We won that one point, gave up at the end, YEP.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
And that was always how they was going to go
and so now they're plotting their retribution. They suggested just
an old fashioned knuckle up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
They want to come back for thirds.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
They want to come back for thirds, and they just
want to dust up. They want to come back for thirds,
and they want to see how they would go.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
They want to come back for thirds. Is that what
we're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
They want to come back to us for thirds, That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:22:45):
They suggested a scrap.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
I just wonder if that would turn into like an
isis Beheading video where it's like this is too tough
to watch, I need to turn it off. So that's
my worry. There A few texts have come from three
four eight three. I suggest for the Big Show challenge,
either a parallel parking challenge, which would be good because
I know, at least as of a couple of years ago,
Jason was still on as restricted.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Yeah. Well, he used to drive the Diehet Sara. He
had a Dihet su Cherad nineteen ninety six Dihetes Sucherad.
But you could only get in the passenger door, so
the driver's door didn't work. Crazy idea, because if he
had some kind of accident you had to get out.
You'd be it would be a disaster.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
I think, actually, maybe it's a hot one. Did he
jump in the passenger seat and then slide across across? Yes, Dick, yep, yep,
that's exactly what you stappen.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
And that was until probably five years ago, had that
Diete sucherad. But yeah, he I was even on his
restrict I'm pretty sure he was on his learners.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
He may well have been.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
I just remember I had to collect his driver's license
for some promo we did years ago, and it was
certainly not a full license.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
I'mhappy with a parallel parking challenge. I'll take anybody on.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
That, or the same text to suggests an I Care
flat pack race, Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
That would be painful. It may as well do a puzzle.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
I believe, And I may be wrong on this, but
I believe the last flat pack that Kezy got delivered
his wife put together for him.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
If we're I reckon, you'd.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Be good in a flat peck situation. I reckon, root,
it would be quite good. In a flat peck I'd
be rubbish, so it would be quite good.

Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
Probably, Yeah, Well she's European, so the IKEA idea as well.
Correct me if I'm wrong. Isn't someone from the Big
Show somebody that hires people to do flat pecks for them?
Or is that just a rumor?

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
I no, that is a good point. I can't remember
which one of them it is, because it could be
any of them. Someone else said tenpin bowling comp I
don't mind that, but there's not enough physical danger in that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
I'm also worried about ruder in that situation.

Speaker 5 (01:24:44):
Hang on, well, they didn't go.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
Your guttable rooted for nothing back in the nineteenth point.
But you can't. We can't put those the barriers up.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
Oh we can't do that, And you can't use the ramp. Okay,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
If you can't, don't work out which arm goes where
with each which each leg when you're running.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
I've actually got quite a good ten pin bowling technique, actually, guys,
I just go. All I need to do is go
straight on because I don't bend that thing.

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
It goes straight.

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
I don't swing it in, I don't swing it away.
I go straight. So as long as I've got my
body straight and going straight down the line, I'll I'll
get one hundred and twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Okay, are you allowed to use two arms? I don't
know when we brought this up before, Jerry you mentioned
we actually no, Jace mentioned that you and him have
a bit of beef, and you said that it dates
back to the nineties.

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
The text through has come through.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
I want to know what happened between Hoyt and Wells
and the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
I've forgiven him. Put it that way, that's all that
needs to be said. That happened in the nineties. We'll
leave it in the nineties, although I did drag into
the twenty tens, but I have forgiven him.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
And now the twenty twenties. Al right, well, maybe we'll
peel the layers back on that on the podcast. Another
text here, competitive eating challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
I mean, if we've got Zoe and our team, I
just don't how much can Zoe eat realistically? Not a lot.
Doesn't look like a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
I've been doing a lot of the heavy lifting there.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
I've suggested it off here and I'm going to suggest
it again on here. I just think a basic bench
press challenge. Oh yes, and we just get to get
a bench is set up. However much everybody could lift.
You go get to go as many times as you
want within one sitting, and so it's just whatever your
highest benches that you register that goes up on the
board and then it's all of them added up together.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Is there a chance O see manoga at the gym
quite a bit? I think he'll be particularly good, and
that's because I'm at the gym quite a bit. But
my bench is my weakest lift.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Same, I don't think. I just think it would be
interesting to It would be a fair challenge of strength.
I just think it would be a good strength challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Interesting to watch Jason Tea both Hicks off the Bone
v Zoe will be interesting. I've got I've got one
more suggestion that I'd like to run past you guys
and potentially put to the Big Show as well.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Count sperm count.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
Both shows go down to the fertility clinic, get our
sperms counted, and the highest count once.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
I'm a little bit worried on a couple of counts.
Number one, we are the show with a female.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
So it's Jason Versoe.

Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
But also you've got two guys that have had for
sick to me.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Yes, I'm infertile all right, so.

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
You would have to take the load. Then and I
reconize the.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Pun Jeremy Wells and the nice Stuart. Find them on
Instagram at Hidarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
It's the Hierarchy Breakfast with Jerry and men. I ah
trying to show some gratitude and do some breathing at
the end of the week. So nice to be on
a Friday, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
It is? And actually, can I go first? Because that's
that's sort of in line with my gratitude forture. I'm
grateful for the work ethnic of the Hierarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
We do have good work ethnic.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Of the Hopman of the Hierarchy briefs, except for the German,
who you will know is not here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
No where is German.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Well, I know, and we're kind of stumbled at the
last hurdle here because I was going to say it
was a real tough carry from the team this week,
our first full working week is a team in almost
a month now, and I got to be honest, I
was daunted at the start of this week. I was
a little bit worried. It's like just five four days,
how are we going to get through this? But we
can be proud. I think every one of us except

(01:28:28):
so lifted our gloves today. This week, we held our
gloves up, we lifted our shield, and we made it
through Friday. Not only did we make it through to Friday.
If I could throw one more cliche, you sprint it
through the finish line.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Oh thank you please you say that man about the team.
I agree, I totally agree. It's when you know what,
when you work with people. There's sometimes you work with
people and man, they are hard to work with and
they drag everything down. But if you work with people
and you turn up and they uplift you in a
work situation, man, it's great. It's great. So thank you everyone.

(01:29:05):
I thank you and I and thank you everyone else
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
No worries. And when they sack Hillary Barry, that'll be
the first piece of evidence that hassag against her.

Speaker 8 (01:29:13):
I what.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
I am grateful today to the late great Michael Hill
Jeweler for inspiring my current slip back here tortoise shell
transitional lens glasses lock. I saw Sir Michael and some
of his later ads when he was advertising gold gold, silver,
silver chain chain sale sale Michael Hill Jeweler, and I

(01:29:42):
say cured it to you, Sir Michael, and rip thank
you for inspiring my current. Look.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Now, when Michael Hill jeweler, yes, was in the Jewelers,
did his transitions lenses just darken a little bit from
the fluorescent lights.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
I wonder if little bit I've noticed that they're quite reflective.

Speaker 1 (01:30:03):
Okay, yeah, these ones are. Yeah, these ones are maybe
a little bit too reflective. I might not wear these
ones tonight. Yeah, what did you think? What are you
grateful for it?

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
I am so grateful today to the Radio Hodaki listener
because for today we did the Friday Top five things
to put on your toast and making an appearance at
number five missus Ruder's lemon curd.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Everyone's trita?

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Well really have they? I just would have thought you
stayed away from missus Ruder when she's producing lemon curd.

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
Well, the thing is it only comes once every now
and again if someone's dropped Sweeten a little bit tardy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Kerry and and I are joined the conflict the Hawdaki
Breakfast discussion group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
Big Sandy's joins us in the studio ahead of her
show which is coming up after ten, getting us into
the weekend.

Speaker 13 (01:31:00):
Yeah yeah, Big Old weekend, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
I think it looks like the weekends already started for you.

Speaker 13 (01:31:06):
I'm really days and confused today. Yeah, nah, kind of
what do we got? It's the seventh? What are we
the seventeenth Fathers Day? Fathers Day, seventeenth April?

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
Poppy Day, Poppy Day, Sunday.

Speaker 13 (01:31:19):
Sunday Day, Poppy Day, Friday, Anzac Day, Saturday, Poppy Day.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
But not today Thursday?

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Is that twelve o'clock? We're not going to be the
top three songs that diggers listened to while they were
in the trenches in World War One?

Speaker 13 (01:31:31):
Yeah, it's Rolling Stones. I'm pretty sure they were around then.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Really yeah, nineteen seventeen Western Springs.

Speaker 13 (01:31:38):
Ye, you know they were charging in round about then.
So yeah, I think Voodoo Lounge Tour was happening. Was
it nineteen ninety five? I think so?

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:31:48):
I think we're going to delve into a bit of
McJagger swager today.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
Was that the tour that Mickjagger came on and ended
up with gossip columnist Rachel Loose?

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
No scene?

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
Was it her or the other one? There was another one,
wasn't there that she? I'm sure there was a bit
of a date situation going on there. She wrote about
it extensively. No, it wasn't David Heartner Hollywood. That's a
different thing all together. I've been to David Hartnell's house.
Have anyone else been to David Hartnell's house?

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
No, I wouldn't know, because I don't know who David
Hartnell is.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
You know, I'm not one to gossip, but.

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
David Hartnell, which means I could have been to his house.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
It was there a lot of white marble, No, there wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
There were there was.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
He He runs a lot of photos of him with people,
so like, lots of framed little frame photos every like
everywhere of him with all the celebrity, him with every celebrity,
because he was a celebrity gossip columnist. I've never heard
of him for the longest time. Make up make up
artist back in the day to the stars. That was
how he started back in the seventies.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
But across over there, what I can't do? You guys
run photos of your own self in your own house.
I can't do it. No, I cannot. I don't know.
I would hate to walk up the hallway and just
see my own face A million times.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
I've got heaps in my house. I've got portraits and
all sorts of things. You've brought like a bunch of
the that's the overflow. You've got my overflow.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
You get a yoga met with your own face on.

Speaker 13 (01:33:14):
Have you said on your own face?

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Yet? I have said on my own face. There's lots
of I'm just around the plat. I'm gonna put it somewhere.
Some m as well put it up on the wall.
It's nice to walk down, you know, walk into your
house and just see lots of pictures of yourself steering
me I find anyway. So anyone wants in ink, let
me know and I can lead them out actually for
a fee.

Speaker 13 (01:33:32):
Do you do that? The sign photos? Do you see
those off? Do you get many requests for autographed photos.

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
All the time? Yeah? What photo do you use?

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
That's a classic DP that you've been there.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
I try to take any to take it lower.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
I find that's the most portrait mode.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
This is The Hiderarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
Jerry and Manaia. He's the radio show from six to
ten weekdays. The Hierarchy Breakfast

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