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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hidarchy Breakfast Build Big with the Wide Range at
Bunnings Trade.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The best way to catch up on what you missed.
The Hurdarchy Breakfast radio show.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Podcast Weary Breakfast Friday, the first.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Of May.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Day, punchon of Punch Punch Day, September, April November.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
There it was, look, oh my god, there's something wrong
my brain. I was saying that stupid saying and for
some reason not thinking that I was actually saying April Maye.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Yeah, that's really not good. No time.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Unlike in my relationship at home, I did notice that yesterday, Jerry,
and just let it go through to the keeper. Obviously,
if you were missus Rodent, I would have corrected you.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, wow, and we'll domp deeper into relationship.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Can we move for in the future? Can can can
we make? Can I say something right here and right now?
Can you correct me in the future?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Please? No, I'd rather be corrected.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
We'd like to let you just We'd like to let
it slide and then I'll slug you'll behind your back after.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I'd rather be corrected on the spot.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Discipline, yep, I'll be disciplined with the cane preferably.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, it's a praise finish. I can't believe it's Friday,
and I also can't believe we are This is the
fifth month of the Year of Our Lord twenty twenty six.
Have you achieved all your New Year's resolutions?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Month? So next month, at the end of next month,
that will be exactly a halfway halfway through the year.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Wow. Terrifying. We're hurtling through time and space, aren't we.
Has this felt really fast to you? Yeah, but the
problem is we're old Zoie. Has this year felt very
It has felt fast to you as well? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Okay, okay, so the year is objectively gone? Yeah? Is
that racist?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Huge show? Huge show coming up? TRB three way that
does pay? Now we can call it we In the past,
I've been a little bit effie about whether we call
it the tab three way that pays because it hasn't
It has twice in two years. Should we pop another
one of those bottles of one?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah, let's get into it. Welcome along to the Haichey.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Breakfast, Jerry and the Night hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Well, I'll tell you what's going on.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yesterday I approached oh, I was asked by the show
by members here of the show inside of the studio
to approach TV and Z with a man. Dan Corbett
ask him if he could sneak a word into his performance,
I'd call it a performance.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
He doesn't have an autocue.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, and now that you've told me that it's only
four minutes long. A What a talent he has for
making it seem like you're the only one in the
room and like you've got all the time in the world.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
He's talking to you, isn't.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
He he really is.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I'm like thirty three percent humidity in Oban at this
time of the year, but no one's been able to
make me feel that way, certainly not you.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
The thing about him is he could He could actually
talk for ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
He could read the phone book.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
He could then go back into certain maps. He could
tell you exactly he's a proper meteorologist. He can tell
you exactly why, whether it's happening, the way it's happening,
and predict it in different ways.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
He does his own predictions. You know, I think are
they where the presenters?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
And I don't want to crap on the other with
the presenters, because I think everybody has their everybody has.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Their Top Friday.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Top and and some people are have particularly clear voices,
and some people speak at at a rate which means
that everyone can understand exactly what they're saying. And some
people really like that, and some people like the more detailed.
Some people don't like the detail. Who are who are watching?
So but Dan could really go into the detail.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Some people are better visual learners than audit true learners. Sure,
So anyway, last night, I know, I know you respect
them for his for his media or media or a
little skill, because he knows what he's talking about. And
and so last night when you missed it into the
group chat and said I don't think I can do it,
(03:53):
I can't ask him. I can't ask him to slip
Bwomba in there because I respect, respect the craft, dear
what he's doing.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
And I don't want to sell it. I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I want to run it for my own And can
I just say your enjoyment pleasure.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So for anyone who was wondering a healthy dose of
context this morning where Bwomba came from, it just came out.
I absolutely know where We're interviewing Rhiann and Buldock about
cast roles and such and you said this.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Now you would say Rihanna and the casse Roles making
a little bit of a comeback as a super easy
chuck it on before you go to work, come home
and bowoomba.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You've got the most delicious.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
The terrifying thing was I sounded like my costing when
I said bowomba. That freaked me out.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Is it a hoskianism?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
But love it is.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
But the way I said end bewomba, I just said
it a bit like that, bewoomba.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
It's the kind of thing Mike Oskin would say it is.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So we thought, let's try and get a word sneak
into the weather. I have never watched the weather with
such sweaty palms as I did last night. It was fall.
I told the missus about what was going on. She
was sitting on the couch, so she's just like, never
seen her watch it like that either.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, I'm sitting on the couch and I'm watching I'm
in the studio with Dan, so I'm sitting with Hillary.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Hillary knows nothing about this. This is a conversation I
had with Dan in the office, not in the studio.
So I've gone up to Dan, and I've said to Dan, Hey, Dan,
that's something else I think.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And then I said, oh, I was. I was telling
him that we've got a minute and a half to
spare it. So we're a minute and a half under tonight,
so feel free to go over. He can just talk.
So he said, oh, thank you for that. Yeah, I've
actually got something I want to say. I was like, ah, good,
And so then I said, look, just I said, this
(05:43):
is kind of a weird thing to ask, but.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeh can't you couldn't. That sounds like I said something
there that you couldn't just clip that as well, you
couldn't try and sneak the word.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
But wimber in there by any chance, could you be
really good? We've been talking about it and he goes, oh,
what context? And I said, I don't know. There's a
whole lot of high pressure.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
And then but womba, you know, it's like abrika debra Yeah,
And he said, oh, okay, I've not heard of that
word before.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, did he think that you were that it might
have meant something a bit naughty?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Maybe, I it was quite clear that it wasn't. I
made it clear because I did. It wasn't. I don't
want to stitch them up.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's not that you went in there and said, can
you just say foot job Friday exactly? A podcast out
to neighbor the way.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I don't want him to lose his job. That's not
what this is about.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Okay, So you did so. Initially, you'd text into the
group chat and said, I I don't think I can
do it. I don't think I can ask him if
you can do it or not. You eventually built up
the gumption to do it. The nation stood still, sat
with baited breath while they watched the news. And then
this happened.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
When we look at the temperatures in the atmosphere. Whenever
I sometimes put the colors on, you always notice when
you have a nicer of high pressure, you've got that
thing there stick the air.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
It was so good.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Why was it so exciting to sit there and wait
for him to say bewoomba?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
But how good was he that?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh my god, you just bomb.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
It was the perfect use of but womba was yeah,
a word that's only ever been used once before, and
then he somehow managed to use it in perfect context.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
So there I am sitting probably six or seven meters
away from him facing him and and then he goes
and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
And I was like, I can't make a sound. He's like,
what's wrong with you? And I was like, oh, do not.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Just hear the cleanest bewomba.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
And I really liked as well, just how smug you
sounded on the throw as well. At the end of
the day, that's.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
The weather for now. Now it's time for seven sharp,
thanks very much. Then I was very happy at that point.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You guys play the bit of Lincoln Park on seventh
this day there it is what a rush? Yeah, what
a rush that is, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I'm so pleased that I asked terrified though so nervous.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Jerry Edmond the breakfast, he bailed on it.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
He bailed on it. Jerry tried to get out into
the office there to grab a filter for the bottle
of red wine that he's just opened, where the cork
is entirely capitulated.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, the ninety six Dorian States cabs from Barossa Valley.
It's one a couple of bronze medals actually, but it's
not winning much at the moment, apart from worst cork
in the world and a wine bottle.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It was one of those ones where when he put
the corkscrew through the cork, then he pulled it out,
there was cork inside the screw and then the rest
of it stayed in the bottle. You've pulled a course
sample out of that thing I have.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, it's not it's fall into butts.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I don't even know if this Dorian a State was
ever a good bottle of wine, to be honest, won.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
A couple of bronze medals.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, one of bronze, the New Zealand. It was the
New Zealand Olympian of Bottles of Wine.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
It was I loved a bronze spiritual home of New
Zealand success. Can I bring your fellow's attention, your fellow's
collective attentions to something I know, Jerry particularly you don't
check your work emails, no, I should. Don't even know
if you can log into yours.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I don't know what it looks like. I don't know
what the interface looks like. I've never I promise I've
never once. I've been working here for thirteen years. Radio Hicky, yep,
I've never once looked at an email from Radiohacking.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's a powerful stance mine that I'm looking to adopt.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Well, what's the point. Yeah, well that's what I would say.
What's the point? Yeah, it has it? Has it stopped
the radio show from working?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No? No, people are fuming with you, But you don't
know that because I'm here every day. Because you don't
see your emails exactly. You talk constantly slagging you off
on emails, but you're also missing important administrative updates like
for example.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Rudy, you'll be aware of this. The lift in our
car park at the moment doesn't work, goodness sake.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
But only when we get into work. For the rest
of the day it works. But when we get in,
but it tap the bloody stairs, lifting the car pack,
lifting the car pack.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah, okay, So that's one of the isshes.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
And the other one is a reading from the Building Manager,
Chapter nine thirty eight am verse yesterday, seen by six
hundred and seventeen people, none of them Jeremy.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Else.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
There is a shortage of mugs in the kitchen. Please
check around your space slash disk and return dirty mugs
to the kitchen so there is something there when you
go to get your coffee.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
There's no shortage of mugs in our office, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, so this is ann patch.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Of mugs out there. It's full of mugs. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
This is also an interesting thing that's happening in our
office because we are a smaller US and flavor on
one side of the building, and then the rest of
the New Zealand media landscape is on the other side
of the building.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Understaffed, you'd say, understuffed, but over resourced because for some
reason all of the cups, glasses, cutlery.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Ends up on our side of the building. I think
the cups and glasses is because of all of the
drinking that goes on over.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
The wine there's a lot of wine glasses that end
up over the side.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Definitely cocktail glasses. Well, yep, we I probably shouldn't be
admitting this in the radio or they're all going to
come over here. But we're in no shortage of mugs.
What we are in constant shortage of Jerry's, as you
well know, as coffee. We are forever runn out offfe
because they don't top our coffee up over here.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah, but we recently we were going through a terrible
teaspoons shortage and ninety and twenty twenty five twenty twenty
four to twenty five, there was essentially there were no
teaspoons in this particular part of the office.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It was a teaspoon famine.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Nowadays we are producing far more teaspoons than we can consume.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
We're girt by teaspoon.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, so we're exporting teaspoons. I understand, that's right. What
we need to do is start importing some coffee monks that.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, we've got coffee marks as well, so it's coffee
itself that we don't have. So what I was thinking
we should do talking about she's looking for mugs, okay,
but she's not looking at our kitchen.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Oh, this is someone else's cost.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yes, so we've got them, and what we don't have
is coffee. So I think next time, instead of going
over and stealing it out from underneath Tony Streets nose
like we have been doing in the past, I think
we strike a deal and we close the straight up
hor moves which is the hallway out there, and embargo
all because we've got something they want, which is coffee mugs,
and we've been that. We embargo that until we receive
(12:12):
coffee and a regime change. At John Obin and Meghan.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
They should be just drinking straight out of the jug.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
That's the other thing, you know, Just make the coffee
and the jug and everyone just just communally drink it.
I see also that same building manager. She's collected a
navy blue lady's knee length raincoat from the lunch area.
The two over the back of one of the boots.
It's been there for a week. If it's yours, hurry
up and colleck that is.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yours, O lady's raincoat?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Give us a text. If that's your lady's knee length raincoat.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
It might actually be mine. Do you wear lady's raincoats here?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Just the knee length ones only in the weekends.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Jerry in the night, the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
A couple of quick updates from around the traps, well
around the studio. This morning, Jerry has managed to rescue
this wine, which actually smells quite good, despite the fact
that the corks entirely destroyed and still bobbing around the
bottom of the nineteen ninety.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Six ninety six Dorian A state cabin, A seven year.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Cabin, A seven year and I think that's due to
years of resistance training. That is the kind of thing
you usually do drunk around a kitchen island at about
three am, and you've done it at six thirty am,
and you've done it brilliantly. Now, what you haven't done
brilliantly is is bring as broadcasts as broadcast and which
is why we're actually here. That is why we hear.
So when I hear things like this next piece of audio,
(13:33):
just you know, some days you come and think and
we're about to have a great show, and then within
the first half hour you hear something like this.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I said, this is kind of a weird thing to ask,
but yeh, can't you couldn't kill Jeez, that's there. I
was say, you can't.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Can we have one more learn on this?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Absolutely? I said, this is kind of a weird thing
to ask, but yeah, can you couldn't? Damning, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
You got stuck between can't yet.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Well I was meant to say you couldn't, but then
I said you can't. And then as soon as I
started saying, I realized I'd used the wrong tense. Yeah,
it was a tense, but well I used the conditional yeah.
I was trying to Well, what I was trying to
go for was the conditional yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
But then ironically you made it tense, but a six
thirty word play for it.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Jerry and Night, the Hdiarchy, Breakfast.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Time lated sport headlines thanks to expert to the Bear
for here.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Melbourne Storm League coach Craig Bellamy has been diagnosed with
an unspecified neuro degenerative disorder, but will.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Remain in his job for now.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yes, I saw this last night.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
The club issued a statement ahead of the NRL match
with just their match with the Dolphins and Brisbane tonight,
after the sixty six year old underwent a series of tests.
I wonder if you did that test that I did
last week. Trump Storm have dropped six successive games for
the first time since Bellamy was appointed in two thousand
and three.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, so the full story said that it's not going
to impact his ability to carry out his duties of
this season. So it's a he does have it, and
you know, potentially down the road there could be some
ramifications for that, but yeah, there's been There have been
no dramas this year. Is it quite obviously a horrible
(15:18):
thing to happen to someone.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah, A neuro degenerative disorder, is it dementia? You don't
want it? That's what that sounds like where I'm guessing here.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It's the only one. I yeah, it's not like it's
not What was the one having trouble remembering you?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah? What was the one that I.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Thought I had for a period of time there with
my where I was having my walking problems, and then
I went along and they said, okay, this is one
of three things. It's either a brain tumor normally with
the where you can't.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
See, your eyesight is getting worse.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
I thought it was getting worse. Or it's a I've
been using a laptop late later.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I'm trying to get my story, or it's it's a
permeated disc which is pushing on your spinal cord, or
it's the other.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Thing that I now I can't remember two times.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, it sounds like it's the third two time.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
World Cup winning Wallaby term Horn believes international rugby would
benefit from a NANSAC test. Perth has been suggested as
a possible host and three time Paralympic gold medalist Ana
Grammaldy has been selected for her first Commonwealth Games. The
Dunedin athlete has been selected to compete in the women's
one hundred meters t forty seven and Gladsgow in July.
(16:38):
More athletes are set to be confirmed in the coming months.
She said having her classification included in the Commonwealth Games
for the first time was an exciting prospect.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So funny story about an Gramaldy. She won't mind me
sharing this. When we did Game of two Halves last year,
is that show going to come back?
Speaker 4 (16:57):
It's coming back. I don't know if you've said it,
it's already. Oh damn it.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
So we did a she was on my team for
one of the episodes last year and there's a buzzer
underneath the you know, there's the desk and then you
have the buzzer and the buzz is underneath the desk.
And they said, oh, because of the different heights of
all of the contestants on your team, we're going to
need whoever else was sitting next to me sit there
on the left, and then we need Anna sitting on
(17:22):
that side of you. And the side that they set
her on meant that the buzzer was on the side
where she didn't have a hand. Oh oh, she She's like,
I can't I have to reach across the I was
a good week. Swave Anna over to the other side,
she's got my bloody. Oh so look if we lost
that episode, there was a stitch up.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
By it hurts up from the producers.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That's brutal.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Multiple sclerosis is the thing that I was looking for and.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
You couldn't find it because you have to mention someone
text her on three four A three. They guess what
you might have had.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Aids Jeremy Wells and the nice Stuart the Hurdarchy.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Breakfast sixty eight on the Hdocky Breakfast Big Show versus
the Breakfast Show Challenge. We've settled on a bench press
competition which is happening we don't know when but soon.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Ye, which kicks off the customary month long Edmund discussions
around who exactly is involved? How are we going to
measure it? Do we go team?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
One?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Whole team goes and then the other whole team goes?
Is a go player for player? Will anyone allows Zoe
to be part of this?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So I think they've they've send us a.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
Message incoming transmission from the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yeah, Morning Fellow's Big Show here.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Yes, Luckily it feels pretty settle to us for the
four for the bench press competition best combined weight wins
well to go.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
That's right, and I think it was the idea was
bandied about. You have three attempts and you take your
highest attempt.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I like that. Yeah, I think you're going to have
ten attempts.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
It's whatever your highest weight is that you successfully managed
to complete.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
The don't to the three attempts. I think you can
just keep going to stop.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
I reckon, keep going until you drop it on your head.
But yeah, four v four quietly confident, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I'm that's funny. You can tell who's actually done a
bench press in the last ten years or not. I
think it's just me and Mino because there's no like.
The limiting factor is not how many goes you get it,
it's how strong you are, Like you get one hundred
goes verse three goes. It's not going to change what
your weight is going to be, you know what I mean.
So I'm as many as many goes as you can
(19:53):
until until you drop that sucker on your head.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yeah, I mean we're back to the four four things. Look,
I'll go with whatever. In the end, I'll go with whatever.
But my point is, normally, in a situation, would you
ever have would you would you have a fifty kilogram female,
(20:17):
you know, lifting be I mean, clearly, it's obvious that Zoe.
With all your respect to Zoey, she's coming. She's she's
Zoe is as a whippet, all right, she is.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
She is light a greyhound.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, I'm going to refrain from comparing her to dogs.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Very welcome, man. So like, have you ever have you
ever bench pressed.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
For example, pressed any bench?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
No, exactly, So I reckon, with all your respect for Zoe,
she's not She's never lifted weights before. It's kind of
like you don't chuck a female in the situation because
I just don't think it's fear.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Now, I'd like to give a woman a chance to
talk for herself of it. So how do you feel?
Do you want to be part of this or not?
Speaker 10 (21:02):
I don't really care, but I think I think it's
not going to be good for you guys part of it,
to be honest. So I'll be completely honest. I used
to play football competitively.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Like football, the game where you famously can't use your arms, well,
you do.
Speaker 10 (21:15):
To throw on the ball, okay, so when and they
always purposefully made me not throw.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
That's not a great sign.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I just want to I just think you go apples
apples with apples, and in that situation, if one person
is an orange.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Then it just seems it seems it's not the same.
It's not right in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Okay, so I was really having overd storm in and.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
No excuse me.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I mean that's well, we're not you're looking for excuses
at the stage. We're looking. We're looking to wind.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I was looking for an out so that in my mind,
the wind for me was even if we lost this,
if I managed to put up the biggest number, but
we last about you.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
This is not about you. I was trying to sell
you down the river about the team.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Someone just takes it and said they were saying on
the Big Show used to a posting bench about two
hundred CAGs. I buy that, I would buy dude, that guy,
I didn't get this good knock at the moment. Man.
Speaker 10 (22:18):
Yeah, well, if we do do this, if I am
part of us, you guys are gonna have to come
out to a strong lead. I'm just saying, and then
you know, I just have to do like ten kilos
or something.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
I I did.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
I'm going to say that yesterday I did. I did
a bit of practice. When I said I did a
bit of practice, I just I just saw what I
could do.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I remember what I used to be able to do.
You pressed a bit of bench and look.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I was not. I was not distraught like what I
was doing?
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Can I okay? Okay, great, but that's that's all. I
wasn't like, I wasn't stoked. I mean, I wasn't going
back and I drink myself over it, but I was.
I was not upset back.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
And I'm acutely aware of how strong I am or
I am not, because I go over there and test
it quite often and no, no, no, no, no, no, worst
worst lived, but I cannot and it's like embarrassing. The
other day there was a guy next to me who
was just bench pressing one hundred, just for about one
hundred reps. I finished bench press when somewhere else came back,
(23:16):
he's still doing it, and so I was like, I'm
acutely aware how we came. What I want to know
is how weak is Zoe. Can we test it before
we lock in with a we're gone four on four
or three?
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, maybe maybe we do. But my gup
feeling is.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
I just I think some people are thinking, maybe is
weaker than Zoe.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
I think so.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yeah, And I hate to say it, but even though
I think Jason is incredibly weak, yes, but he's heavier
than Zoe as well.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
He's he's got testosterone. It's a different sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
So someone takes through do the bench press. There's a
total lifted weight against the overall weight of your team.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Now, now that's an interesting one.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
What's that benefit us?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I don't put The problem with.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
That is it starts getting into weird numbers and calculations
and duck with Lewis.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Jerry and Mania the Darchy Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Jerry and Mania joined the complaint the Hodarky Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
So, one of New Zealand's most beloved shows is back.
Speaker 11 (24:24):
It's at Kyota Lover.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
It's a time especial time day.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
So not only has this iconic theme song just been
released on all major music platforms, but for the first time.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
In twenty eight years, a new season of You.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
And Me will launch tomorrow on YouTube and Susie Cato,
hosts of the show, joins us in the studio.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Now, good morning.
Speaker 11 (24:51):
Susie, Hello Kyota how are you. I'm really good and
really excited because my goodness, tomorrow is going to be
big day for the whole of Alta or I think
that song is in our DNA. It certainly in mind.
After two thousand episodes in the original series, we're only
(25:11):
doing twenty five this series, aiming for a few more
in the next series fingers Cross. But yeah, to have
been a part of that for five years making the
show and then on repeat, on repeat, on repeat for
decades afterwards.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, that song scratches a part of my brain that
you know nothing else did I say? Did Jerry just say?
It's been uploaded to all the major music streaming platforms now.
Speaker 11 (25:34):
Yes, Well, we've actually remade it, so it's got a
new music bed because of the original was made on
well like an eighteen track type thing many many years ago,
and everybody went, okay, kids television, off it went. It
was collecting too much dust, so they got rid of it, understandably.
So we've had the opportunity to recreate everything. So the
opening title scene with all those kids doing such amazing
(25:56):
things riding bikes, and we've done that again, recreated brother, Sister, Mum,
Dad and the dog, so I'm talking about the puppets.
They're not puppets there, they are my friends. But so
everything's been recreated except for me.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'm still the og.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Susie.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
I want to know about the creation of the show
because there was there were other kids TV shows around
at certain times. I grew up older than and I,
so when I grew up, playschool exists.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Now. Playschool was a format that was developed and taken
on by TV and Z, but that was an overseas format.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
It was a British format that became an Australian format
that became a New Zealand format.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
That's right. However, You and Me now was that our
own format? Was that? Did you create the format? What
about the song? Did you write the song?
Speaker 10 (26:46):
No?
Speaker 12 (26:46):
No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
See.
Speaker 11 (26:47):
I was actually the second presenter on You and Me. Right,
So if you were old enough you might remember Pauline
Cooper who presented. She was originally on Playschool, an amazing
presenter and she play school. Yes it looks so young,
doesn't her school? Oh yeah, Barry yes, yes yeah yeah, okay,
(27:10):
well well that takes me down memory. But You and
Me was created by Rick Simpson and a huge amazing
array of preschool educators who would write, and then he
taught them the industry of television, so they would write
and then direct and then get involved in the post
production and things like that. I came in about the
(27:32):
one hundredth episode, a little bit like I did with
the Early Bird Show. I came in on the one
hundred episode there too, because they were off for the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they did Somebody back at Base.
But so I came in and they just just took
over from Pauline started singing the song right, and I
had to laugh. The first public appearance I made, I
(27:52):
had this little type come up to me and say,
what are you doing in Pauline's house? When is she
coming back? And I said, oh, sweetheart, Pauling's had to
move out and I'm going to look after her house
for a while. By the end of it, I got
a high five, and yes, begrudgingly, he was going to
come back and sing that song with me every day,
and the other kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I can relate to that kid, because I had a
similar attitude with you back in the day.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Saz.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I just told you about this off here. I know
I have to come clean back in the day, and
she's gonna she's probably gonna kill me for everything bringing
this up. But my mother she applied for the same
role that eventually became you and me, I think, and
she obviously didn't get it.
Speaker 11 (28:37):
So I'm sorry, sorry.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
But we got our hands as a family on the
audition tape that she put together for that back in
the because back in the day you had to go
and like I think it was in a mall or something,
and you paid someone to film a VHS of you
to then send away for it. Oh wow. Yeah, And
so so there was one VHS tape that we got
hold of and every Christmas we would put that thing in.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
You did.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Put the five little speckled frogs on. Mum hated at
the rest of the family, as you can imagine, the
absolutely loved it. One day she got her hands on
it and throw it in the five plus Susie.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Does it amaze you just how many people I imagine come
up to you all the time, and one important part
of people's childhood you are. That must be a very
interesting situation to be that person. You're inhabiting that brain.
Speaker 11 (29:28):
Well, you would have that all the time too. People
have watched you for years on so many different programs.
I'd remember you from Newsboy and have a can you know,
all those sorts of things. You'd get the same thing, surely,
But it's such an honor. It's such an honor, and
I try and make the most of it. At least
you're having one of those bad hair days. And then
I generally tend to send the husband up the road
to do the tours. But you the people, if they
(29:51):
make the time to come and say hello, you just
want to spend some time with them. I end up
singing the song generally, and we might have a hug
and a bit of a cord it all and selfie.
But you know, it is so special to have been
a part of people's lives in such a positive way,
such a happy way, putting smiles on dialsh yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
And now you're going to be putting some more smiles
on more dials. So your show's coming out on YouTube.
It's you and me, it's the it's the og.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
It's not you and.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
It's me and you all.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
How about that? And that's the gift that you have, Susie.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
You talk to people individually like you You feel like
you are talking when you're watching you you feel like
you're being talked to by you, which is a great gift,
an amazing gift that you've got.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
So you're you're doing twenty five shows. They're going to
be on YouTube, is that right?
Speaker 11 (30:40):
Yeah, they're going to be on YouTube. You and me
in Z And we've got some of the original episodes
up there now, so there's a bit of a back
catalog and then I'm moving into a new house. So
we just start as if it's the same thing, like
another week later and we're going to be putting up
an episode a week. So you've got that destination viewing.
You're going to wait all week for another one, but
you've got plenty to go and to watch if you
(31:00):
want to.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
And is it going to be the same people who
are watching like Mania's age? Is it targeted at people's
age or is it more kids of nowadays?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
That's a generational thing, isn't it? Because people in my
age and they have their own kids and they get
come and watch this because when I was a kid,
this was the this is the thing you needed to watch.
Speaker 11 (31:14):
Yeah, and that's the thing. Is one of the reasons
why we remade it is because so many parents your age,
you have kids, Mini, No, you're just a big kid too, Okay, yes,
like me, So parents who used to watch it when
they were little, going, I want something like this for
my children, And so I think the world needs a
bit of a hug at the moment, and we need
some quiet time, some downtime, some a conversation. Kids are
(31:38):
going to school without a very good vocabulary, without the
ability to be able to sit still. So if we
can give them thirty minutes, because instead of being twenty
five minutes, we're now thirty minutes been extended, if we
can give them thirty minutes of conversation and being a
part of something in a sense of belonging, Yeah, then
you know that'd be amazing.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Susi Cato, thank you so much for coming in.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
You and Me is going to be launching tomorrow on
YouTube the first time in twenty eight years.
Speaker 11 (32:07):
Yeah, thank you so much for having me see you
see your lad down You're a treasure.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Jurry in the night the Hodarkey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
So the Worry is about to start a six week run.
No games at home for six weeks. They are not
back in Auckland until the middle of June and it
all starts with the paramounta Eels Tomorrow Night in Sydney
joining us on the phone. Friend of the show, a
huge Warriors fan, also also hosting the comedy gala at
the New Zealand International Gallas Night. I thought that I
(32:37):
needed to remind you of that Dale. It's Dale Henwood
Morning Dale.
Speaker 12 (32:42):
Oh, I'll tell you a morning wall it is. It
is an exciting day for me, flopping out a bit
of comedy plus trying to watch the NRL backstage. I've
got to juggler juggle a lot of balls. But I'm
excited about this Warriors game tomorrow night. Run out there
should be settle up, settle up.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
So we're dollar forty two with short odds paramatter. When
you look at them, they are almost bag to the
bottom of the turner. Where for the Dragons sucking even
harder than having an historic run of sucking, they would
be bottom of the table. They've had fifty put on
them twice. I hate saying this to you, Die. Does
it smell like a banana pell to you?
Speaker 12 (33:22):
It does a bit because we have also, I think
we've lost a disproportionate amount of games to them over
the last last few outings. However, we have the Pakistani
Prince Alafiana Camperreira, and he has scored two tries a
game in his last four games against the Eels, so
(33:45):
I'm expecting a bit of a good outing from him.
But then they do have some threats like Josh Edoka
has scored. He pretty much scores every time he plays
the Warriors, so it could be a bit of a
banana peel one. But after that Dolphins outing where it
was a rugged game, we didn't play that well, but
we got the two points. I think we can travel
(34:08):
and we do travel well. We proved that last year
to the beautiful Combat Stadium seven thirty Saturday night, and
I think we're going to take it out and Mettaff's back.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah, I was just going, I was just going to say,
there's the curse of the Metcalf though, that's coming through
die Henwod and every time he seems to play, we
don't seem to win.
Speaker 12 (34:29):
Yeah, I think, you know, I think of him as
as a as a really nice mushroom sauce on a
sort of a waggered steak. You know, you think you
don't want the mushroom sauce. Get the mushroom sauce on
the side, like the interchange being then you're just easily
drizzling that mushroom sauce on you on your steam and
(34:50):
hot steaks, and I reckon the perfect combat.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
I think those are deathcat mushrooms. I think be careful
about that. I'd be very careful about that, I.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Said, the mushroom.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
No, you're right.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
The thing is, you know, and this was the issue
when we had Ree Walsh's we weren't the wagu steak.
You know, we were a Chuck steak. You've tried to
You've tried to pan fry that thing. It's chilly as
all get out, and then we've tried to chuck the
flash sauce on top. Well, now we are the wag
you we are the speckled park with a Kobe beef,
and we can afford to have that extra on the top.
And I think that's why Tane Toypik has been going
(35:23):
so good for the Warriors. Do you see because Chance
has still got another week out with his various injuries,
do you see Chance making his way back into this
team when he's fit.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
It's intriguing because Tane definitely unlocks a bit of X
factor an attack and we saw that. But where Charms
really shines as organizing numbers in defense, taking the really
hard carries, because with Tane at the back combined with Campeira,
they get a little bit ragged old when they're trying
(35:55):
to run it back. Dallan just runs like an absolute
so go at one hundred kg an hour. He got
cut in half a couple of times and I've got
so much respect for him for doing that. So it's tough.
But as they both bring very different attributes to the game.
I think if you're playing a close, hard out team
(36:18):
like a Penris, you'd want someone like seeing K at
the back really running a defensive structure. But I mean
there's a cliche. The cliche goes, it's a good headache
to have, and we've got depths in every position.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, well we've got tenor meaningful minutes Stoles Smith, who's
back from hamstring injury. I see, and he's he has
been living up to his name. He's been playing some
meaningful minutes.
Speaker 12 (36:44):
Oh he also he's for a young forward to make
that much impact in playing in the middle is pretty insane.
He's got so much respect in the group, and plus
he looks like the kind of guy you'd have a
sword fight within the seventeen hundred on the Spanish ship.
You know, he's got that he's got that vibe about him,
(37:05):
and he's a huge dimetric Viye among has been huge
and I think keep your eyes on Lequa. He's had
a bit of a slow start to the season. That'll
been sort of giving him pretty much eighty minutes. I
reckon this is going to be the game where he
locks back into that twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Form prediction for the game, Die, how do you think
we were going to go?
Speaker 12 (37:29):
I think it's going to be super tight at halftime
fourteen twelve to the Eels, and then I think we're
going to run away with it and win thirty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Okay, I'm putting a little halftime full time Dale Henwott,
thank you so much for your time this morning, and
good luck for the Garla to night too.
Speaker 12 (37:45):
Oh. Thanks, have a beautiful weekend everyone.
Speaker 13 (37:48):
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Speaker 4 (40:50):
On Aiden? Four wives?
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Even Jerry and Mni the hod Icky Breakfast.
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things to put on toast stadia.
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That was last week, blazing spots, dogs dogs, dogs dogs.
Pieces of New Zealand infrastructure are today by popular demand,
by unpopular demand.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
We're not doing that, so you put it out to
the people.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
People it is today is the top five cans off
the back of the Miniah and Jerry can we would
like your top five cans on three four eight three?
Can I? Can I chuck a couple out then?
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Straight off the bat? The first one that leaps to
mind is the humble jury can itself, because you know
much malign. It's one of those things you don't think
about it until all of a sudden you need one
and then you're in trouble.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Can I put one straight out there off the bat?
Thanks very much? Teens, Please export Ultra one of the
great can.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
You're not talking about the beer for here I am.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
I'm saying the greatest? Can export Ultra? I mean, yeah,
bit of can? If that's not number one? Hands is
something wrong with this bloody radio?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Just nation? Can I go canteen? Will you accept the
canteen now? I will accept both the water vessel that
you'd take perhaps through the desert with you. But I
would also accept the tuck shop, either at work or
at school.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
I like souper and a can so can of soup.
I'm a big fan of what is tomato soap?
Speaker 16 (43:03):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (43:04):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Why are people squay? Are you guys turning your noses
up at what is tomato soap? Half milk? Well not
half milk? Can of what is tomato soap? Into the
into the saucepan you go, and then you fill the
can up with milk that.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
Goes in as well. Just stir, don't let it boil.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Maybe add a little bit of parsley and then a
knob of butter.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Okay? Can I suggest one that maybe you might not
be familiar with Jerry I can do attitude.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Maybe I'm mister can do?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Can? I sugges yes.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
Going back to New Zealand's Dancing with the Stars, Candy Lane.
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Well does she qualify? I mean that's Candy yeah, and
it's got c a in and her name.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
For me Mann, Well she does, but does that then?
Speaker 4 (43:53):
I don't know that's Candy to me?
Speaker 1 (43:54):
She loaned large over the two thousands.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
I know you're a big fan for changes at her
own wedding a bench press.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Would that.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Really would you? Yes?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
No, it's gonna say Well, if you're gonna say that,
then you get ago John Candy. What about kicking the
can down the road?
Speaker 4 (44:18):
Kicking the can down the road?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I don't think they can be in top five? What
about the can can dance? Will you accept that?
Speaker 14 (44:23):
Now?
Speaker 4 (44:24):
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That's what I was reading before.
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You have just tax through beg Manes.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
I vote for my Maddie's cans. Beg Mans. They're so
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to the show Big Cans.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
I'm gonna check them in the top five and sorry, Pecks.
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Call it assurance.
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It's the fee.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Today we're looking for the top five cans. This is
on the back of us giving away two Jerry cans today.
In fact, they're not really Jerry cans, are they. That's
two hundred dollars amounts of gas. That's because Ruder decided
to can the segment where we were giving away Jerry
Can every day fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Worth getting canned chuck that in there for the Friday
Top five as well.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Yeah, is that canned or cane.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Zna? Someone said Top five cans. You can't go past
beautiful South Can.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
To bree wharfrost. No, now, just an update on big
Can Taed Monts who takes throw and said that he would.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Like to nominate his Midi's cans. He's saying that they're
so bigging his an H two license to drive them.
I said, picks. He's come back and said, can send
through later if you like, and driving at the moment.
Does that mean he's driving the Has he got the
H two license on them?
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Is he driving?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
No?
Speaker 4 (46:01):
What is he driving?
Speaker 1 (46:02):
And for anyone keeping tally, eighteen months? Eighteen months is
how long it took for this show started solictening for funers,
a lot of people, A lot of people had shorter
odds than that.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
A lot of boats coming over for big months.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yeah, a lot of boats. For Sidney Sweeney, I have
about this one canned laughter cans with the pool tab
Sydney Sweeney and canned tuna.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Reese is the humble can cone.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
I gotta say, I gotta say and again another text
in here are canabys never feels like drugs. It never
feels like you're doing drugs until you're operating it out
of a can cone. And at that point you go
damn yeah. Often often seen that bus stops, yep and flats.
(46:50):
You give a stoner some canned abyss and nothing to
smoke it out of, and you've just given birth to
an engineer.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Yeah, well no, it's the prison pipe, isn't it? Fast
times att Okay, I'm okay, I'm not going.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
To another vote for Big Mince's missus.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
I remember watching a New Zealand versus India game of
cricket and someone had a banner and the crowd that
was cheering on Can Williamson. Can we count that n Williamson?
Speaker 4 (47:17):
They just spelled it right?
Speaker 7 (47:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (47:18):
Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:20):
How about this one? A can of baked beans? I
can deeply rooted in our New Zealand culture, would be
criminal not to acknowledge his great can. But yet a
three pack of what He's baked beans?
Speaker 4 (47:29):
That was the best thing they ever did.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
It was that put together the pack with little bit
of plastic wrapping around it and whip it together a three.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Whenever I look at a single can, I'm like, how
am I meant to kill multiple dolphins at the same
time with just this one can? Would you ever go
the baked beans with the meat balls in it?
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Oh? I like that?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Would you go to the bake beans with the sausages
in it?
Speaker 4 (47:48):
I love the bake beans with sausages.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
I mean I was never a bake beans with sausages
guy until I had small children, and then my kids
were all over the bake beans and sausages. It's just
so easy, isn't it. I mean, only the best meat
goes into those sausages.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Only the softest flaky is chocolate. Serdney Sweeny, Megan Fox,
Queen Liz Rop, Alexandra de Dario and Export Ultra.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Queen Loves Queen Loves Actually rest in peace?
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Really?
Speaker 4 (48:18):
She oh, Queen loves a have another look at that one? Actually?
Speaker 13 (48:23):
Don't Jerry in the night the hold ikey breakfast.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
It's the.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Clive distance myself from the Friday Top five today. Please,
I'm going.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
To leave the studio while you read out the top
five cans. I think I think it's just best that
I stay out of this one.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Oh so happy to distance yourself from that. But when
I want to distance myself from how many sexual partners
has men I had while my mum's listening on the radio,
I'm not allowed to. No, you will sit there, and
you will also, by the way, change your chair. As
soon as the red light went on, someone Checkers Search
History just joined us. We are in the middle of
the top five can off the back of I would
(49:06):
like to land the plane for us here, the Mania
and Jerry Can which we are giving away today two
lots of two hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Thank you. Context is everything.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Context is everything. I've always said that can I say
there's been a vote for one of my favorite songs
of all time? Canned Heat, the tweet ma Hat, the
twet and hat JAMQUI yeah, try that and scrabble. There
was a person that we used to work with here
who had actually memorized the entire song from Napoleon Dynamite.
(49:35):
He choreographed a dance to that song. And there was
a person we used to work with her who could
do the entire dance Courtcase in a can Aca Cody's
Oh it's good, Ruda, I know this one. Head home
for you. You're watching Modern Family at the moment, so
fair Hergara has come through.
Speaker 5 (49:54):
Yeah, man, she's very challenged actress TV.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Up to twenty fourteen, cream rice tribe called quiest Can
I kick it?
Speaker 4 (50:03):
Great song as you can.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Can cone frosty cold Export Ultra honorable mention?
Speaker 4 (50:09):
Who can total span? Can? Total spans from Calvin from
lower heart? Very good? Calvin? I like that?
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yes, what about this? Ticks here? Canned dog food follow up?
Tis sorry, my dog has the phone?
Speaker 4 (50:19):
How do we go on can dog food? Nowadays?
Speaker 1 (50:21):
You've gone can dog food?
Speaker 5 (50:23):
No, we got the biscuits at the moment, man, And what.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Are you fed in the dog?
Speaker 4 (50:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Without any further rip into the state. Number five can
of baked beans the deep I can deeply.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
Rooted in our New Zealand culture.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Would be criminal not to acknowledge this great can bitter
yet a three pack of what is baked bank?
Speaker 4 (50:42):
They are good when they're small, aren't they? That's the thing.
Those small ones perfect for the yeah, perfect for a meal.
And the big ones, the medium size you prefer, those
are yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Problem Number four A frosty ice cold can of Export.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Ultra absolutely the beer for here for beer without a doubt.
That for me is the I would have had that
at one. Oddly enough, I don't know why that's at four.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
And obviously a sponsor of this show. So I'd like
to draw a line between that one and number three,
the humble can cone. Fucking manners. Have never felt more
like doing drugs than when you're doing them out of
a can cone and a bus stop.
Speaker 4 (51:18):
Yeah, that's right, that's the that's the prison pipe, isn't it.
Number two?
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Queen Elizabeth, I, no, we weren't doing that one. I'm
just can I say, I'm just counting the votes, all right, yep,
this isn't We're not going to come in here. I'm
going to read this is what you at home voted for,
and you voted for Queen of the United Kingdom and
the Commonwealth realms, queen region of thirty two sovereign states
and the longest of any British miner.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Here's the problem with these, says someone suggests that we
read it out on here from the text machine. Next
thing you know, people go, I want that to be
up there so that you get a whole lot of
votes coming in, which is exactly what's happened with the
number one.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
I know, so can I present a palate cleanser for
her now? Umber one? But can Ted minces MIDI that's
so big it needs an age two license to drive
them against the pictory later if you like, he's just
driving it at the moment.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
Yeah, this is the problem with our listeners.
Speaker 13 (52:04):
They're felthy Jerry and Midnight, The Hiarchy Breakfast Jerry and Mania.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Catch the radio show from six to ten weekdays. The
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Speaker 8 (52:15):
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Speaker 1 (52:21):
Beer for here.
Speaker 4 (52:22):
We're not doing this, are we?
Speaker 16 (52:24):
Well?
Speaker 8 (52:24):
I mean, I think you've covered it off here. You're
talking to Die Hendward earlier. I think he's covert off
everything we need to know about the weekend. I'm the
Worriors are going to slip up against paramedic.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
I don't say that. I don't say that they could
do that.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
You make a bit of money if they did. Two
dollars eighty five for the Eels. Can I point your attention,
Glane to something I think is a bit of I'm
hesitant to say free money. But the Crusaders, yes, are
four dollars eighty against the Hurricanes. Now obviously Hurricanes team
of the Team of the year so far and Zuber rugby.
But Crusaders not as bad as their record would suggest.
Speaker 8 (53:02):
Can I alsoy point you to the what the what
the line they've given? They've given the Crusaders fourteen and
a half points? That a dollar ninety So what that means?
Speaker 1 (53:10):
That's free money?
Speaker 4 (53:10):
What was that?
Speaker 8 (53:13):
For a non betting person? That means the Crusaders can
lose by fourteen points or win and you'll win the money.
So they're not They have to get thrashed by the Crusaders.
So if they if they lose by more than fifteen,
then you're out of out of the money. But if
they lose by fourteen or less or win the game,
you're in.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
That's dollar. But when do the Crusaders I don't know.
Do the Crusaders ever lose by that much?
Speaker 1 (53:34):
No, that's what do they know that we don't know?
Speaker 4 (53:37):
They score a lot of their defense.
Speaker 8 (53:39):
Admittedly the Crusader's defense is not the strongest this yet.
On attack their horrus, yeah, they're they're lethal, and I
guess looking at the Hurricanes, they've got a pretty strong defensive.
Teen they're loose forwards are strong their forward packers is
dangerously strong.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
Yeah, and looking at the results the four and against
the wins and losses, all of those metrics that they
plug into their algorithm will say the Hurricanes are the
best team in the world. But what they can't what
there's no metric for Jerry vibe, guts, ticker, blood, you
can't coach.
Speaker 4 (54:10):
You can't coach blood and tears.
Speaker 8 (54:12):
You can't coach ticker, and you can't coach Lester Fining
and Nuki at number seven.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
No, So I watch out because that's going to.
Speaker 8 (54:18):
Be interesting because you've got obvious obviously, you got Hither
duple Carefi who's coming straight off her drive show into
him to a super rugby match and coming up against
Lesla to find me an igloo and that is going
to be a great battle because he's a classic seven
and he's going to be looking over at Leester and going,
don't you come in here, don't you come off the wing,
you piece of crap and think you can play seven,
(54:40):
And Lisa's going to go, yeah, okay, I'm going to
guess you on. I've got a scrum cab on, I've
got I'm tough now in the forwards, I got I.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Will say he did give away a penalty almost within
the first ten minutes. Lester just coming from the side
and he was looking at the reds like what do
I do wrong? It's like you'll learn you Yeah. Still though,
I think, I think, and I was saying this last week,
this is a signal from the Crusaders because they've got
this indoor track. Now, don't be shocked if you see
them name like twelve wingers, you know, like go full
(55:11):
seven yeah, go full sevens.
Speaker 4 (55:13):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (55:13):
So that's tonight seven o'clock coverage, live and free right
here on radiohead Ache and Radio. Myself and Vinketty will
be fully closed for that one tonight.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:23):
I was just sitting in some socials of you actually
just a couple of days ago, and interesting, I knew
all about the back of you because I've I've shaved it,
I've documented and shaved your.
Speaker 4 (55:34):
Back just before.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
Yeah, but I've never really focused on the flatness of
your ass.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
Some people are saying you've got a back and you've
got legs, but it can't work out what's what?
Speaker 8 (55:45):
Yeah, adjoining, But it's disappointing for me because that's the
first time I really had a good look at my
own ass and it's it was actually a little bit
soul destroying. Like I said, I mean, I mean any
moment I've got I've been squatting. I've got a standing
disk now and I squat every ten squats hip just.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
Try just trying to give it something.
Speaker 8 (56:01):
I'm thinking about actually getting surgery.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
Maybe you need a BBL.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
I mean everybody knows that the problem with you.
Speaker 3 (56:08):
You had a huge amount of talent, great, great coordination,
but your issue was for you to go to the
next level sport you needed and ask.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
Yeah, I didn't have the engine, never had the ars
quite dominant.
Speaker 8 (56:19):
Yeah, quote dominant, that's right. Yeah, I never had the
met Henry Ars, never had the Student Gillespie, never had
the Serena Williams didn't have it, didn't have the engine.
Speaker 3 (56:27):
I do you can coach that though? I think that's
I think it's like tacker Well that the coach you
can bring it.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
Nowadays with the BBL, you can't. You can't. You can
there's a surgery.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
It'll drop at some stage of it belongs to g
lane that might left, but it will drop.
Speaker 1 (56:41):
It look like a shat at the end. The BBL
that's all.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
That's all fake.
Speaker 8 (56:47):
That the BB that's not going to provide me much
engine though. All it is is a spit and polish.
It's not there's no there's no engine in there.
Speaker 4 (56:53):
And look at Christiana. It'll flatten out eventually the.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
Text through when g lane face doesn't make a puff
sound since there's no check, I can assure you it doesn't.
Speaker 8 (57:02):
Why the opposite comes in like a rolling Sunday.
Speaker 3 (57:05):
So also going on the A League playoffs, you've got
Auckland the FC, this is Melbourne CITYFC Auckland are favorites
to win that game at.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
Home, must win.
Speaker 8 (57:15):
Obviously this is a knockout. If they do win, they
get they get another home game, they get a semi
which happens the following weekend.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
So it's a real real.
Speaker 4 (57:23):
Gonna be a ding dong this one.
Speaker 8 (57:24):
And they they've got a good record against Melbourne in Auckland.
They've shet the bead every time they've come here. I
don't know if that's a jinx or not. I won't
be there, Okay, it's good.
Speaker 1 (57:35):
The FC dollars sixty four, Melbourne toodles twenty five, and
as Ruder said the other day, is no draw on
that one.
Speaker 8 (57:41):
No draw, No, they you can't draw. They go they
go to penalty shootouts on that one. And then obviously
tomorrow night Blues Moinea Pacifica the Battle of the Nine.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
You becky Moana.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
Paying quite a lot thirteen dollars, I think, yeah, you go, okay,
some money out of it.
Speaker 4 (57:59):
I don't know about that. I don't know. I don't
know about that, but.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
We have because we've talked to the TIB about weird
people bit, and we've noticed that the Blues fans, when
the Blues are short at like a dollar and two cents,
that's when they put the most money on themselves.
Speaker 4 (58:13):
I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
They just love incremental gains Blues.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (58:17):
It's the capital gains approach. They can just eke out
a two percent per annum.
Speaker 8 (58:21):
They'll yeah, covering that game as well here on Hadaki
and iHeartRadio. But my punt for this week, I've gone
to the narrow You've discussed that would die earlier, but
this is a good one. If you go to the
NRL Round nine specials, you can get some good stuff.
I've gone the Paramatta Eels to be the lowest scoring
team in the entire round, and that's paying five dollars
(58:41):
and eighty.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
Because the Dragons are on a buyer.
Speaker 8 (58:44):
Yeah, city, some great specials you can do on that anyway,
you've seen better.
Speaker 1 (58:50):
I don't mind that they get stuck into that red
wine they were yeah, ah oh sure, you're just gonna
have to pick the bits of cork out of it
as all tob three.
Speaker 4 (58:59):
Whereas I'm taking New Zealand out of Bangladesh in.
Speaker 3 (59:02):
The final gutsy of that game, goatsy momentum shifted, I
don't think so, thanks to a deluge, a da luge.
Speaker 8 (59:09):
I've seen the name of the stadium they're playing it,
Lieutenant Dan Stadium.
Speaker 4 (59:15):
Thanks Julay to have a nice weekend.
Speaker 6 (59:17):
See you later, Jerry, and night for the hod Ikey breakfast.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
We received a text this morning and I'd like to
read it out. Please morning, lads, Can I have some
help this morning? Please come to the right place. My
partner is allergic to my dog and I'm not sure
what to do. I've had the dog for four years
and I've been with my partner for a year. We've
recently moved in together. She is now struggling to breathe daily,
(59:47):
not what so once to day she can't breath and
I'm unsure what to do. Please can I have your
help during minight?
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Well, first of all, can we just start with You've
come to the right place, you the relationship advice. I mean,
this is you've come to the exact right spot. So
dog for four years. Let's start with you fellows own dogs,
pet a dog four years. That dog ain't going nowhere. No,
you are not giving up that dog for money or love,
(01:00:16):
So let's start there.
Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Second, how much do you like your partner that?
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I mean that so been together a year and a half,
decided to move in and at this point, Now, what
I don't understand is I'm a man who suffers analogy
or two. Has she never been around your house before?
How did she not pick up on this almost immediately?
I guess maybe? Is it just the fact that you're
living around it? Maybe sleeping in a bed with the
with the heroes everywhere?
Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
This is a this is such a tricky one.
Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Yeah, I really I think you you know what I think?
In this situation, the dog has to go. The dog's
got to go. Okay, well, you've got to take person
over dog. I also don't know how old this person is.
So yeah, because if we're talking about the potential of
a long term relationship, the potential of having a family here,
(01:01:11):
creating a more human beings and what's going to happen
to you in your future, that keeping that dog is
not going to bring you as much joy as having
a family with someone.
Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Yeah, I'd like to see a photo.
Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing a photo of the dog.
I'd like to see photo the dog because if it's
an ugly sucker, then I get.
Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Rid of it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Okay, but what is good as the dog?
Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
How good is the missus? Can you rate? Can you
text us back? Please text to can you rate your
dog out of ten? And your partner out of him?
And then whichever one's hired, just take that one and
now the one goes Zack, put some bricks and goes off.
The Hard.
Speaker 13 (01:01:50):
Jerry and Midnight, The hold Iarkey Breakfast Jerry and the
Night the hold Ikey Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Yesterday, a challenge was put to me by the members
of this particular breakfast team, and that challenge was to
approach Dan Corbett, the TVNZ weather man, and ask him
to sneak a word into his television one one news
weather broadcast.
Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
Correct. Correct. I was nervous about that.
Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
I know you were.
Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
I didn't want to sully the broadcast. I don't want
to get in the way of Dan Corbett and the
intro very important information that he shares every night.
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
What I've learned about you is you fear Dan Corbett.
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Well, I do a bit. Actually, I respect him as
an element of fear.
Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
I respect him and I respect his abilities as a
meteorologist year so I'm aware that he is doing something
that isn't scripted.
Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
So I don't want to pot him off.
Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
No, But can I also say, Jared, I don't know
if you're aware of this, but I think as an
aspiring amateur meteorologist yourself, you see in him a lot
of your own failures and shortcomings because you never got
to the heights that Dan Corbett did.
Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Has I don't understand the science behind weather.
Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Can I read a weather map? Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Can I I look at the weather apps and tell
people and convey the information that I have read, Absolutely yes.
Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
But how would you ever check whether you were right
or not? So that's the other part.
Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
I don't understand exactly the science.
Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
I've also never checked with the dans right or not answer.
Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
I mean, nobody does that. We don't check it, you know,
with his predictions.
Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
But yesterday I thought to myself, okay, I was chatting
to him about something else, and then I thought, you
know what, I'm just going to suggest to him. Look,
you know this idea. And I said to him, Daniel Corbett,
we have a word but womba on our show, and
if you could somehow get that And he said, how
on earth would I use that?
Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
And what context? And I said, well, maybe I don't
know him talking about a high or talking about some
good weather or maybe even the front that was coming
through and then by Womber or what it hit. And
he went away and he said, look, I'll do my best.
And then I sat there with Hillary on the couch
waiting to start seven sharp while Dan did his weather broadcast.
(01:03:56):
And this is what happened.
Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
When we look at the temperatures in the atmosphere. Whenever
I sometimes put the colors on, you always notice when
you have a laicier of high pressure, you've got that
thing there stick the air bomb off it goes and bills.
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Did he do it? Absolutely? Absolutely, he does I didn't
think he was going to. I was like, he's not
going to do it now, I was trying not to laugh.
Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Well, you messages the group chat, you were I can't
do it. I can't ask him. I can't ask him.
And then eventually you sucked it up. You found the
gumption within yourself to go and ask him. Was part
of it that he didn't know what but Womba meant
and he was like, am I potentially going to get
to ask a.
Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Couple of questions?
Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
Like I said, trust me, everything will be fine, and
it was.
Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
And so now he trusts you.
Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
So next week, what are we going to do? Next week?
Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
Jerry and Minnie the Hotarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
So Prince Charles at the moment, he's on a four
day tour of the United States. He's met Trump State banquet,
he's gone to talk to the victims of nine to
eleven attack in New York.
Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Hang on, aren't they well, I mean the victims of
families you know?
Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Yeah, right, sorry, of course, yeah, And he's doing the rounds.
Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
He also did something which I was quite shocked at,
which was on the news last night.
Speaker 16 (01:05:16):
In Harlem, the King visited and after school club and
helped feed the chickens. It was a long way from
yesterday's pomp and pageantry. The President were still reveling in he.
Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Went with some kids in Harlem and feed the bloody chickens.
Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
The King I was absolutely disgusted.
Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Same here, can we king would do that? Can we
hear that?
Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
One?
Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
We're done?
Speaker 16 (01:05:43):
In Harlem? The King visited and after school club and
helped feed the chickens.
Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
How are we only addressing this right at the end
of the show. We needed to do a full hour
deep dive on this. I told you, absolutely shocking. I
told you that is a shocking.
Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
Question because obviously that was on the new whose one
news broadcast from last night?
Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Did they have any video of that?
Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
You saw the chickens, foot of the king, saw the
stuff going on top of the chicken.
Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Well, this are the things. Obviously my missters was away
for one week and you guys were guessing, you know
his missus right there?
Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
Oh she there?
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Yeah, she was bored and it's still still feeding the
chicken the children's yeah, Oh my god, I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
There needs to be there needs to be a revolt.
Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
It was more than points succe, that's for sure. My god,
that is disgusting, all right, And on that sour note, yeah,
she knocked this thing on the head. Yeah. Big Sandy's
is up next. We'll see you next week.
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