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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hierarchy Breakfast Get Set for Winter with Bunnings Trade, The.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Best way to catch up on what you missed. The
Hurdarchy Breakfast Radio show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast, Thursday, seventh of May,
six Sat years Ted.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Turner, Great Mo Gone Too Soon, Go on Too Soon?
At eighty seven, I guess.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
My only question is heard the Hell's Ted Turner?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Ted Turner, the medium mogul started CNN, Great New Zealander,
Tid Turner.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Which one's that? Is that?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
The one that loves Trump or hates Trump?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Ted Turner hates Trump, hates Trump? Well, certainly Trump doesn't
like CNN. CNN. Yeah. I don't think him and Trump
get on.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
It's crazy watching those when we're over there in the
States watching the news channels.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
You flick between the two of them.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
They covering the exact same thing from just the most
insane angles, the most.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Fear and balanced.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, it's like, so, how do those three hundred.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
People that we just bombed affect the stock market? What? Yeah?
That would be Fox? Yeah, otherwise to sleep? Yeah, I
think Ted Turner and Trump didn't get on. Yeah, he sold.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I think Turner sold seeing in quite a long time
ago to Time Warner or something. Anyway, he was a billionaire.
Tid RP.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
How good.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
How much money do you have to have in your
account for you to make the news when you die?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Good question, turnament. I think you'd make the news if
you died, Jerry me, Yeah, I think so. I think
you'd make the news.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, probably for like a couple of breaks, maybe in
the morning, but I think I think it'd be one.
I'd hit off the algorithm pretty quickly. I think by
the end of sort of the day. I don't think
my story about there anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
And then someone had sent through a bloody complaint to
the Bsay should.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
We talk about that next? It's quite something, isn't it?
Into the b s A. You're sad about that. I've
had a good relationship with them.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Over the years, Jerry and Man I the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
See what's going on the BSA. The Broadcasting Centers Authority
has now gone. Is it officially gone to eight?

Speaker 6 (02:01):
No, So they've got to run some legislation through. It's
going to probably be going after the election in November.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Okay, because I had one on the chamber Man, I
was about to go.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You can still do it.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I was about to pop. I was about to pop. No,
I don't think I can.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Well, I mean, what.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Are they going to do from now until the election.
I feel like people might just go I'm not even
going to bother them. I'm not going to I'm going
to ignore the authority of the broadcasting standard.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Well, but also the fellows that work there. They know
they're getting sacked November seventh. So what do they get.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, it's to start not reading the start reading the complaints.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, but no they're not yet. They're not going to
read them up anyway.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
On the podcast this morning, we went through in reverse
chronological order, well actually chronological.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Order, but they printed out in reverse of the.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Some of the complaints that have been made about Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
You may know him. He does the hurt AYR brick
for shop and I sure.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
You may know him as Eric. Some of them are
real doosies. Only one of them I believe upheld.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, yeah, one one from two thousand and one.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
How's this one from twenty twenty five? Yep, The complain
that the broadcast breached the Offensive and Disturbing Content standard
of the Code of Broadcasting Standards in New Zealand because
Jeremy Wales, that's you positioned a cucumber for an extended
period in such a manner that it could be likened

(03:28):
to a man holding an erect penis.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
How do you answer the charge?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I mean, I did hold that cucumber, yeah, And I
mean if you think that it would look like an
erect penis, I suppose that's in your mind.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I've also held a sausage like that, And I have.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Had melons out in front of my chest before, and
some people complain about that one. That doesn't seem they're
featured though in this particular dossier. But I do remember
a number of complaints about the melons.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
How do you answer charges that?

Speaker 4 (03:53):
On the eighteenth of December twenty twenty four, there was
a complaint about a segment on seven Sharp that it
breached the offensive and disturbing content standard by describing a
driver who used a mobility car park illegally as an asshole.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I don't remember that, but you've got to say people
who do use mobility car parks who.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Don't don't, don't do it again.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, I think I won that one, didn't I? Well?
Going again? But assholes, bloody assholes.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Double down, Jerry, I find that disturbing and can I
use the seat word? Well, no, you can't because the
very next one was October twenty twenty four. At two
separate points in the interview, presented Jeremy Wells and I
would remind the jury that that's that guy over there,
and Neil Finn referred to another band member as a GC.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Okay, what's wrong with the GC? What's wrong with saying
with GC? It's disturbing. It's a positive word.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Apparently you also said a good and the word had
to be beat good.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, well that's the whole idea of GC.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Like well, how to answer these allegations? From the twenty
second of March twenty twenty three, during a segment of
seven Sharp, We're host Hillary Barry and Jeremy Wells, which
I would remind the quarters that guy over there competed
in a stake off to see who could barbecue the
best steak.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
I remember it well on the deck of the TV
and ZiT upper deck at TV ins in an upper
decker was it?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It was? Okay? Well, how about this?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
During the competition, Wells wore an apron with an image
of a naked man's torso on the front with the
genitals on the apron pixelated throughout the segment discussed.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Well, we pixelated it. I mean it was a it
was a picture absolutely discussed of Michelangelo's David Body.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Actually, so a very famous statue, very famous sculpture from
Michelangelo in which you can see and I believe we can.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
You can see on seven sharp and yeah, you could
see and we pixelated it.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
So I'm not quite sure what the problem with that is. Okay,
well what about it? But an elder?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Can I interest you in some elder abuse this morning?
And an item about road rage on seven sharp, the
presenters were discussing slow drivers and Jeremy Wells made the
comments grandpa and always a grand pass media matters. An
Inzi complained that the comment breached the discrimination and denigration
and accuracy standards.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
And the Broadcasting Standards Authority said it didn't, thank you
very much. S Okay, common sense from them? Okay, what
about this one? Good taste and decency.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
During an episode of seven sharp broadcasts in twenty twenty,
Hells Bears and Jeremy Wells, which is you reported on
a tornado and a thunderstorm that had occurred in New Zealand.
A residencaid I was gone, what the hell's that strong word?
And the whole window started. I thought, shit, there's going
to bloody explode my windows. It brought the weather again today.
I don't know if it's going to be a tornado,
but Jesus, it's really pissing down awful. How do you
answer those allegations?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Well, I didn't say any of those words.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Firstly, that was someone that we had a featured and
that was just the recount of the tornado.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I mean, what's wrong with that? Okay? Well, what about
this one?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
During the Hadarky Breakfast, host Jeremy Wells and bring Back
Matt Heath discuss smoking marijuana in relation to the several
National Party in pas who had recently publicly stated they'd
never tried it. The host took calls from listeners who
had also never tried marijuana and asked them why they
had never tried it. The authority did not uphold a
complaint that the broadcast promoted and encouraged use of marijuana.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
I didn't it just we were just asking people why
they had never tried it in their life.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I think that's quite an interesting idea and.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
For new listeners of the show, will you please read
the quote below that one regarding to your like Mike impersonation.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
I was pleasing myself watching John Key on Parliament TV
the other day and just when things were coming to climax,
they cut to labor leader Andrew Little and I lost
thickness immediately.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Absolutely disgusting.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
So I don't remember about it all. Absolutely, it's not guilty.
I was not guilty, jail mate.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
I was not guilty on the ear these Jerry Mni
the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
We're going on a show, outing to go and see
Splittians are here on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, how did that? How did this come about? I
feel like they reached out to us.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Yeah, well so we've had Neil Finn on the show
recently talking about the split Ins tour, and one of
their promoters realized that we were big fans and for
some reason, nil Fin a fan of this show, yeah,
which I find very odd to think of. And the promoter,
who I guess I may have said, oh, you know,
if there's any tickets going, that'd be great, But I

(08:17):
initially meant for the Saturday show, which then sold out,
and then the Sunday show came up, and she's like, well,
what if I can get you guys some tickets for
the Sunday show, right.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
So struggling to sell tickets on Sundays.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
No, no, no, that's not She's just accommodating some of
the mainstream media that she thinks could go along and
talk about the Sunday show. Not on the Saturday though, No, no, no,
she said, specifically, no tickets left for the Saturday show,
but the Sunday show. You can still find tickets if
you google split Ins Spark Arena you'll be up find this.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I have heard, by the way, about the split In
show from people who have already seen them and people
who saw them at Electric av Zoe Next Level Next
Leve Zoe was Zoe's twenty two and obviously grew up
at a time when Splitians aid didn't exist, that they've disbanded,
but grew up overseas, so it probably wasn't aware of

(09:06):
a lot of the Splodian songs they loomed large over
the late seventies and early eighties in New Zealand, certainly,
But then she said, great vibe, so it was like
love the songs even on first listen.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, so where was there DJ? They didn't never djank
and smoke machines.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, someone scratching.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Okay, well this is great, this is this is good
for team bonding. As we said yesterday, everyone's been in
a horror of a mood, not with each other but
just in general and so oftentimes just getting on the
ever living purse can really, you know, sort of straighten
those kinds of things out. Main concern is, you guys
are really old. What time is the gag on Sunday night?

Speaker 6 (09:44):
Well, that's actually something that Bridget I'll use the name
Bridget from from the production company, said, Hey, by the way, guys,
Spleens are due on stage at nine pm, so it
could be quite a late night for people that rise
early in the morning. If for any reason you can't make.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
It a Bridget thought, how thoughtful?

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Is Bridget one of the great newsand she is.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
She's lovely. Bridget?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Does nine pm make you fldge at all?

Speaker 6 (10:08):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
No, you were saying that we're old, but you're the
one that's bringing it up. Oh yeah, and it's making
you fluinch. Absolutely is very late.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Well, why do you have a little little moy in
the afternoon on a Sunday. It's the Lord saying, I
suppose I can't do any work.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
You could do that I don't know, and prepare yourself.
It is Mother's Day.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh that's right. Yeah, so everyone will have to get
a little every of my families.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Anyway, look at you guys playing tough on the radio.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Nine o'clock. But you turn the MIC's on, know what
you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
So we're going to well we do something before and
I mean the other only other issues. I feel like
I've got some kind of Mother's Day dinner thing that
I've got agin beforehand.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
You need to make a decision, man, What means more?
Do you I need to bring the mother of my
children along? I think that will be killed two birds
with one.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Stone, right situation? Surely, well, we've all all got a
double pass.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
So Manyah, Jerry Ruder and Zoe and Studio B all
have a double pass to this.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Now it'll be bringing mothers along.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Maybe are mothers, but now hold on, yeah, don't you already.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Have a double pass.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
So I'm a massive spittings fan and I would not
have forgiven myself if I had not gone along and
watched this, and I was pretty guarded to see when
the first show sold out, And so I said to
my brother, you came to go to Spideans if there's
a second show, and he said, yeah, I am, And
I got in reasonably early and I found some tickets
ten rows back from the stage.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
And so I don't really know if my priority is
to get close to the stage and feel the suite
of Neil and Tim Finn or to have a nice
note out with my workmates.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
You guys think, oh complicated situation? Three four eight three?

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Do you want to buy Ruder's tickets?

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Jerry and the Night the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Ivy laid a sport headlines thanks to export to the
Beer for here spoilers. Carl Jamison and Will o' rourke
returned to the New Zealand Test cricket squad for the
tour of Ireland and England. Jamison earned the last of
his nineteen caps against South Africa more than two years ago.
O rourke's been out of the format since playing Zimber's
last August. He's good addition to the team well that

(12:19):
part of a nine strong seam contingent which also includes
Matt Henry Prey, good bowler, Nathan Smith looks like g Lane,
Blair Tickner, big unit boz a heavy boar and Zach
folks will hoope it around corners. Michael Rabyn sears in
something for the Mums. Christian Clark are only Ireland bound.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
It's fair enough something going on with cricket at the
moment where because I saw Tichner TikTok ticna great to
see him back in the black Caps after dislocating his
shoulder last year yet before. But there's something about bowling
loads a like they can't. I just think maybe we've
gotten to the point where bowlers are too good, they're
too quick, and they just it's it's too much for

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the body to go through.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
It's a lot for a body to go through. It's
a brutal it's a brutal waiting that goes through at
delivery stride.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
It's like something like two times two and a half
times their body weight goes through their front shoe and
explodes the big toe out the front of it.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, it's a funny thing being an international bottle because
not only do you have to have the talent to
get there, you've got to be able to bowl the
ball in the right place. But then when you actually
get there, then you've got to have the body which
has got nothing to do with anything.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Nah, it's just luck and no night. You've got a
body that can handle the riggers of international cricketers.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
The Mark Richison's it's fluky, it is, it's one hundred
sent fluke. I mean, think about Shane Bond. You know
his career is probably cut short. You'd say, we just
read an article about five different people who have been
in and out of the squad joff for Archer plays
once out of every five years for England.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
And then I mean someone like Jacob Duffy for example,
he's missing on the tour because of his downstairs operation.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
And as a person that watches the stats, I see
Kan Williamson he's backing for all four Tests and it's
five hundred and thirty nine more runs to be the
first New Zealander to get ten thousand runs and tens.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Come on, boy, Camroy Guard may not play again for
the Hurricanes until.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
The Super Rugby playoffs. The All Blacks halfback has suffered
a calf strain and is out for three to four weeks.
That means he may not be available again until the
quarter finals. The Canes have made seven changes for their
visit to North Harbor Stadium to play more one in
a Pacific on Saturday. It's a big middle finger to
Moner Pacifica.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
And the UK government's contemplating whether to bid for the
Olympics and Paralympics in the twenty forties.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
What twenty forties years now? I will be alive in
the twenty forties. Probably.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Probably they're assessing on the balance of probably, let's hope
I am fifty to fifty. I mean some people will
be hoping I'm not. They're assessing whether they could host
the games for the first time since London twenty twelve.
And when it says key factors including costs, socioeconomic benefit
and the chance of a successful bid. Wow, I mean
if a city like London's going you know what, I
don't know if it's worth it for us, then who's

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going to be hosting Olympic Games in the future.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
None. I've rereadly thought this through.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Would just need to make one place, one giant sporting facility,
and then we rotate through. So one year it's the
Rugby World Cup, next year it's the Soccer World Cup.
The year after that at the Olympics, then it's the
Commonwealth Games.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
So we put it in the desert in the Middle
East somewhere. Just add a reed I reckon.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Where there's plenty of oil out although they can't get
anything through the straight.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Up homslim no, and then one point three brillion air
conditioning units into the stadium.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Up next. What the Ruder Magie noodles and the Nazis
have in common?

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Jerry Aman nin the Hodiarchy breakfast?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Can I titillate your minds this morning fellows with the
bitter lateral thinking? What do Ruda Magi noodles the Nazis
have in common?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Well, some interesting attitudes to minorities, I think, certainly with
the Nazis and Ruda Yep, there's some commonality there. I
don't know whether the Nazis were interested in Magie noodles
or not. I don't know if they ate noodles.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Well, can I throw a couple more brands at you? Yes,
that will no longer work with us after this, But
Volkswagen Mercedes edit As shoes years okay, Poma Poma Puma pants,
Well we go, are.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
You gonna go Hugo Boss. Would you put Hugo Boss
in there?

Speaker 4 (16:18):
I will accept Hugo Boss. So I was listening to
a podcast. Yes, today's name escapes me. I should have
written it down, and it was about the history of
Adidas and Puma shoes. So you may know the story
about the the two brothers that founded those two companies.
Rudolph Deessler he founded Puma, and Edolfdessler. Quite a common

(16:42):
name back then in Germany.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Wasn't it not so common anymore?

Speaker 5 (16:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
I wonder if there's anyone that's been called that recently.
Give us a call.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
If your name's that off, don't but I don't think
they so when they so, they were two shoemachers. They
were both and listened in the Nazi Party. The guys
that set those two companies up, Adolf Desler, he decided
to make a portmanteauve his name. That was his shoe brand,

(17:09):
Eddie Dess Rudolph Dessler. He thought about it. He got
as far as calling it Ruda really yeah, yeah, and
then and then goes, I'm going to leave that for
a radio producer about one hundred years from now, and
he went Puma and he went Puma. Yeah, and so
that's how that started. That divided a town by all reports,

(17:31):
that's still divided the town that they're front. They lived
together while they were launching both shoe brands.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Right, So they were manufacturing in the same town. Yeah, yeah,
different different manufacturing facilities.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Living in the same house.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
They called it the town of bent Nick's Town of
Crooked Necks because everywhere you walked around that town, all
people were looking at is.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
What shoes you got on?

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Are you a Puma or are you an Adidas guy?
And they, yeah, both came out of the the Nazi Party. Again,
try and find this podcast. I'll chuck it up on
the old on the Conclave, but also another So I
had heard that Edie s at Offs I had been
a member of the Nazi Party, and I knew that
was part of it. What I didn't know was that

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Magie the of Terminent Noodles fame. They are a Swiss company.
I don't know why, but I always thought they were Australian.
That's the yellow and green packaging.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Baby. I actually thought they were Australian too. Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
So apparently they sort of late stages of the war.
They got the contract for rations and food for the
Nazi Germany back then in the day. Yeah, and you
know also Volkswagen, Mercedes and Hugo boss As.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
You well know what about Fanta.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
It was Fanta in there.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Fanta was in there. Fanta was being Fander was being
supplied to the troops. Is that right? Oh?

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Yeah, So there you go. Next time you tuck into
a pack, imagine noodles or ruda.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
I've had another penny drop as well, because you talked
about the two guys that were a couple of shoemakers
is from Germany. A couple of shoemakers from Germany. There
you go, a couple of race car drivers that come
from Germany, Michael Schumacher and ralf he Go.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey breakfast fellas.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Can I be you're good smash?

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Can I get guitars for Christmas?

Speaker 8 (19:22):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Can I be open, honest and raw with you guys
this morning?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Please? Got the floes getting me too?

Speaker 4 (19:30):
If you hear us clapping us because there's one fruit
fly in here. Okay, look at this. I brought something
to the table last week, and I fear something else
as as reard. It's ugly hid and it's a it's
a worry that I may have lost touch with the
common man.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
My long suffering partner.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
She we live in one of those tiny little houses
in Auckland, those terraced houses.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Two bedrooms, but you know, you wouldn't recognize it as
a house.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
The shoe box and so storage is in a shoe
for us, and we have these ubars where we put
our food in.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
You might call it a pantry.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
You probably wouldn't know what to look at it. Our
little box might be bigger. But the issue with it
is it's quite tall. But the thing is she can't
reach and even I can't reach the top, like the
back of the top draw shelf. See anything you put
back there, you can't get that out, and if you do,
everything's coming out with it and it's dropping on you. Now,

(20:24):
your bloody if and Jeff in the kitchen, yeah, you
know the ones.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
So we got the idea the other day, what if.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
We put in one of those sliding you know pantry situations,
you know the ones.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
We put it out and then.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
From there you're accessing the entire thing from the side,
and so you can now access all all of the
stuff that's in there.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Oh, your life would be changed. It would it would,
wouldn't it? Imagine? And so you got something like that.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
They they do.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
The technology exists. Look, everything exists, is it?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
You will be happy to know that as of this
we do have that that is that is in our
catch and we have those things. Now here's where I
wonder if I've lost touch with the common man. I
paid another block to come up with that, and ah,
this is something that I feel like I have the
wherewithal to have achieved. Okay, I could have done it myself.

(21:18):
I just sort of looked at it and went, I
can't be that yet.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
So did you buy it from Bunnings? And then that's right?
And then it had installed instructions on it? Well, I
presume it did.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
I never looked at them because I just straight off
the rep was just let na get someone else put it.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
So this is super interesting because you're handy. I'll describe
you as handy. I've done lots of jobs before, I've.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Worked on a lot of building sites.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
I but but anyone who worked with me on those
building sites knows I was the least handy person on
the side.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
That's why I'm here.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, you're handy, and I would just look, I'd just
go it was pretty handy. I mean, looking at the
three of us in the studio, i'd describe you as
the handiest thinking and the most capable. I mean, Ruder
is handy. He likes to think that he would give everything.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
A go, everything give it. But yeah, doesn't have the capability.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Well famously recently tried to replace the front door on
a dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
It's an overreach for him and it's ended up costing
you what is it, two thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
It's closer to one thousand, Jerry, but thousand dollars numbers.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Yeah, that's right. Well with the cost of living in
the Straight of Homers.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Now, I am the least handy and probably the least practical.
Yet when it comes to plumbing, I'm particularly good. Oh really,
I've got my strength. It's plumbing.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
A gifted plumber. Yeah, it comes naturally too. I can plumb,
can plumb. Who would have thought? What have you plumbed?
I've plumbed the steps, I've done done some plumbing of
our sinks, sorted out some plumbing issues that we've had
around the sinks. You've been very hard descriptive out. They
can tap we're off, and then reply and put that
back on. I've got a skill with tapwe Yeah, that's
pretty good because it's it's about it's about going in

(22:54):
with its function. You go one, two, three, four, five.
You've got to follow a process.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
You do so, I don't know where do you stand
on me paying someone else.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
To put a set of drawers in my.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Have I lost touch with the common mat I think
you certainly are in the process, and I think it's
a slippery slope. Just be very, very careful because firstly
you're paying someone to go on and install that. Next thing,
you know, you're paying a cleaner. Then you've got a
pool guy, and then you've got someone to their hedges,
and you've got a lawnmower.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Next thing, you've got a butler.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Jerry and Mini, the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Jeremy Wells and the Nias do it the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
You guys ever get a block on things, like you're
meant to do something, you know it's possible for you
to do it, but you just for some reason don't.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
And around that thing, you'll do a whole lot of
other things. Other other tasks will come up that you
need to address, and you'll do those other tasks, but
then this one thing you just don't do for some reason.
It gets harder and harder and harder to do it.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I think, I know you man.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
My example would be I have our TV, our TV,
and the lounge hasn't been working now for a year.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Is that right? Yeah? At all? Or just this stricture
it doesn't work. It doesn't work. It comes up with
the with the four dots, right, the four dots of doom.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
It decided it was. We bought it in twenty eighteen.
It's a Sony Bravia and it just decided to crap
the bed.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
That's about time. Yeah, thing anyway, that's the thing. How
big is it? What are we talking? It's a sixty.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Five inch okay, so not massive, but that's pretty big,
is it.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah. They're all pretty big now and getting cheaper and cheaper.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
It's like whenever you know, your appearance generation will have
a block on buying new TVs because back in the
day it was a third of their mortgage to get
a TV, whereas these days it's completely not Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Well, some people didn't even know a lot of people
didn't even own their own TVs. You'd rent rent TV.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Well, so what do you guys doing now? Do just
crowd around the wireless? Do you play Hodaki Breakfa podcast
for your kids?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Well there is another another TV in another room, and
so we all crowd around that TV.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
But I suppose it's all iPads and devices and stuff
these days anyways.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Mainly mainly. And so I'm sitting there, I keep I
keep looking and now you know, basically nobody goes in
the TV. It's a teeny room. Nobody goes into the
TV room just sits there, sits idle.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
But I've looked at TVs and I know the kind
of TV that I want, But for some reason, when
it comes to just going and getting it.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I just have had a block on it. I'm sort
of and like for legal reasons.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Obviously this is just content, it's not true, but I've
got that on with my WAFT at the moment it's
due and I just can't be bugged. And I've done everything,
including like clean the car and put petrol in it,
but I just can't be bugged. And the deer, not
the dairy, the bloody mechanic is literally around the corner
for me. I walk past it, I drive past it
twice a day, and I'm just like, eh, it's a

(25:58):
weird one. Just can't be bug it.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
I've just realized one of my ones as going to
the dentist, and I've you know, every time you go,
you're like, oh, come back every six months. I'm now
about three years and that I haven't gone back, and
last and last time I went, I've got one of
those weird feelings.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
That they just used to patch up to see if a.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
Filling was going to take there, and they're like, you
need to come back in six months because we need
to put a proper filling in there. I've still got
that weird patch filling in the horrified over years.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
It's just so bloody expensive.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
I know, it's insane, it's ridiculous. Why do we treat
teeth as luxury bones? Everything else is like this is
included in the base package. You get free healthcare, except
for specifically the bones in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, we see why people. I mean, people are traveling
over seas to have denter work done. But that's how
expensive dinner.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
I'm just going to wait so they fall out and
go and get the Turkish hairlines and get the teeth
done and all that kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
I had one of those crowns where I had the
same such a that you had read it with. There
was a filling that was in there that that was
probably the tooth was starting to you know, not be not.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I think there's a term that they use for it.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's lost its integrity or something, and it lost its
in front of the integraty. We'll shove it in there
and see how it goes. And then I got a
I finally got a crown.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
I like it. I think as I recall, it was
something like three and a half thousand dollars. It was
something crazy, so much money.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Well, this is why you haven't got a new TV,
because you buy new teeth all the time.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
It's about the same as a new TV.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
And plus all the botox Anthony six through on three
four it through. I keep meaning to find a less
punish breakfast show. It's just been parting it down the road.
Jesus isn't going to help you. The live lightning crashes.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
It's a motivational thing. Eighty HD is that what we've got?

Speaker 7 (27:52):
Everyone does Jerry in the night, they breakfast, Your TV
has broken and you haven't gotten around to fixing it.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
How long? Now? A year? A year?

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I just realized on the weekend. I'm like, how long?
As I look back and I thought, how long has
that not.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Been working for? As a Sony Bravia from twenty eighteen
Shout its Pants.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
This is basically the equivalent of a chef having a
broken oven. Because you're on the TV every night as
part of it that you don't want to see that.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
There's try not to watch myself too much. But I
come across myself every now and then, but I tried to.
I come across myself every now and then, not like that,
come across myself every now and then, but I try
not to. But I do love TV. I love watching
TV shows. I love watching lots of drums and I've
watched a lot of sports.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
But I can't be asked going and getting in new TV.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
No, there's TEXTU on three four a three. It's a
motivation thing. Lad's also an ADHD thing. It's not an
urgent thing. Since you've got another TV, you see the
price and go, I don't want to do that. It'll
be different if you didn't have another TV.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Maybe and Also, I find that if I'm watching TV
downstairs with the kids, it's a good reason to be downstairs.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
So here's the thing. You've got five TVs in your
bloody house, and one of them is broken.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
That's I've got two. I got two TVs. A lot
of people have two TVs, don't they the people other
people out there have two TVs?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Three? No, two? Okay.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
So there's one upstairs in the lounge, one upstairs in
the TV room, and then one downstairs with the kids,
and the.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
One upstairs in the TV room, one downstairs and in
the kids kind of lounge area. And that's not that's broken.
That's no, that's the one that works. It doesn't works
the main one. Dang on, I'm hearing three different TVs. Okay,
let me just be clear about this. Let me let
me be clear. Upstairs is the main TV area, right,

(29:39):
that's the one that's not working.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
It's the sixty five inch Bravia Shait. The bed hasn't
been working for a year. Downstairs is the kids one.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
That one works. So I'm down there, I'm down there
that kids there room. Yeah, Okay, I got you.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
It's called analysis paralysis.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Jez.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
You're overthinking it. Anthony has I read it before? He
keeps meaning to find out less punishing Breakfast Show hasn't
been able to yet. My sixty five inch Sony Bravias
shed its pants, so I just sold it for ninety
five dollars. Man took it away. Problem solved. I had
this happened to me as well. I went away for
a week, and then when we came back, turned the
TV on and it made this grand display of just

(30:14):
shooting the bed like it turned on. It showed the
little logo whatever, bloody logo it was conquer from Wheehouse whatever.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
And then when.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Lines died, lines like a big purple flash, and then
just off didn't get the lines, and then we're like, barker,
what are we gonna do about that? And we thought,
you know, let's just get rid of it. We'll try
an insurance claim and figure it out. Whatever listed it
on trade meet. I would say within half an hour
of listing it on trade meet, guy had bought it
and came and was knocking on our door to pick

(30:42):
it up. And it was about sixty five inch. Sucker,
yeah it was. Do you need a hand lifting it
out to your card? He gaess nothing, we'll get He
just chucked it on his back, walked across the road
heston in the back of a station where and bug
it off.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
What's that guy out to? What's his business?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
It's probably a really really simple facts. Yeah we won
one wire or something. Cory's text. Yeah, Cory's text are
on three four o three to one. Up here we've
got three plus a projector.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Okay, there we go.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Look we've got a TV in the kitchen. I can't
don't have a TV. See there we are.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
People have multiple TVs. It's not completely insane dentists.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
For me, I haven't been this millennium brush and floss
every day, but just haven't been to the dentist.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Dangerous.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
I'm in the same boat as this guy.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
This has opened up a new avenue of inquiry for me.
On three three and eight hundred the person who hasn't
been to the dentist for the longest.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
People can't afford it then, yeah, And I know people
would say, oh, but it costs you more in the
long and it's like, no, no, I don't have three grand
right now to be able to go.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Yeah, no, I get it, but I'd love to. I'd
love to hear a person who record, Yeah, so what
have we got there?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
How long is that?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
This millennium? Twenty six years? Twenty six years, quarter of
a century? Anyone done better than twenty seven? If you
can still talk, can you give us a call on
one hundred.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Jerry and the Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
The New Zealand's boldest food competitions back the Monteite's Wild
Food Challenge. Sixty restaurants, pubs and eateries are involved nationwide.
He was across the country voting right now to determine
a shortlist of five dishes and then a judging panel
will choose the ultimate winner. And one of those judges

(32:20):
is on the phone right now.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
We're winning.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Spear fishermen turned underwater cameraman Sam. Wow, good a Sam?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
How are you good morning mate?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
How are we very good?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Thank you Sam? Firstly, how's the fishing at the moment?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Are you justice? Are you just spearfishing? And you dangling
off a.

Speaker 8 (32:34):
Boat, swing off a rod every now and then, but
normally don't really know whichen to hold. I'm normally dabble
in the old spearfishing. I'm fair being underwater anyway. This time, Yeah,
gets a little bit colder.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
But yeah, I'm looking at a photo of you into
my mind at the moment. You didn't take the spear
gun into my mind, did you?

Speaker 8 (32:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
No, the vis wasn't that flesh?

Speaker 8 (32:59):
Yeah, no, no no. And it's also, yeah, quite nice
that we've got the old duck shooting on at this
time year because it starts to cool down. It means
they don't have to put my wheat so on.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
I also see way too many sharks on your Instagram profile. Man,
what's the wildest encounter that you've had out there in
the deep blue?

Speaker 8 (33:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Mate?

Speaker 8 (33:16):
Yeah, Well, in New Zealand, we've got a lot of
sharks around.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Sharks are a good sign though.

Speaker 8 (33:21):
It means that there's a lot of what's at the
top of the food pyramid. It means that there's plenty
of what's underneath. But yeah, no, I've seen a few
great whites around Stuart Islands, a couple of close encounters
around around the Chathams. Yeah, but probably some of the
narlier things have been some of the killaways that are
coming out of nowhere and just some of the crazy
stuff that we get to see here in New Zealand underwater.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
There's a lot of marine life, hasn't there. I mean
there's big marine mammals the old Kilowa when you see
them in the water, and I guess they're not renowned
for in fact, I don't think and I think they've
only killed a person in captivity or something in Kilowaw,
hasn't it. But when you see an animal of that
size in the water, especially the intelligent animal, you realize
you're you're at their mercy.

Speaker 8 (34:03):
Oh yeah, one hundred percent, hundred percent. And yeah, I
think you're right. I don't think there's been any documented
at texts in the wild, but it's going to obviously
when you're when you're lost, someone up that's that burger
net player and then they're clever, you go a bit
loopy and you're knock to feel their trainers on the head.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I think, yeah, you know, they do the same thing.
I do exactly the same thing.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
It's been liking to being kept in a cage by
a hot dog, like you'll do what it says, but
as soon as the hot dog comes into the cage,
you know she's all over. Sam so Jerry is one
of the judges this year for the Wild Foods with
Challenge with mon teeth. I don't know that Jerry not Look,
I don't think any of us consider him, you know,
a bastion of the wild food community. What is what

(34:46):
does he need to know about about the wild foods?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, he's going to have to, I think.

Speaker 8 (34:55):
Expect to probably put some things in his mouth that
he wouldn't normally put in a mouth. Some of the
dishes that we got served up last year, we're exactly that.
Pretty wild and pretty out the gate.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
But that's what we're likely to do.

Speaker 8 (35:09):
What we do, and that's what I love about the
challenge as well. It encourages restaurants to cook dishes worth
wild ingredients and make something that people wouldn't normally necessarily try.
So it's a wicked opportunity, not only for us. We
get to of course, every dish is paired with a

(35:30):
beautiful Montese beer, which makes the job just a little
bit tougher, but you know it's Yeah, it's great that
the New Zealand public get to have the opportunity to
try something that's just a little bit different and a
little bit out there.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
So Sam, it's you judging, it's me judging. It's Emily
Lucas as well, founder of the West Coast Pie Company.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Normally, in these situations you need to work out some protocols.
Normally there's a head judge. In terms of age, I
think that I'm older than you guys. Also, I feel
like I've probably drank more Montite than either you or Emily.
I'm putting myself forward as the hidden judge at the stage.
It's just nice to have some kind of hierarchy.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
I find in this pulling rank already You've just been
announced as a judge. You're pulling rank.

Speaker 8 (36:18):
I'm all for it, mate, I'm all for it.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
You lead the charge.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
I'll just I'll just sit back and eat the food
and drink the beer and and and follow your leave.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Good to me. I've got your I've got your vote
in that one.

Speaker 8 (36:32):
Mate, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all yours.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Okay, great? He did ask Joey Wheeler if it shut
and the ducks on the water the other day. Well,
look forward to judging with you, Sam. Appreciate your time
this morning, Yeah mate, No.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
I can't wait, can't yet. We'll be looking forward to
catching up next month and making someone a champion.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Jerry and then the Darchy breakfast Jerry and and and
I are joining the Conflate the Breakfast discussion group on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
It's time for It's academic Give us a call now,
eight hundred Hardeki. Yeah. All you've got to do is answer.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Three questions correct out of five, and you'll win a
fifty dollars Bunnings about chaplas. You'll get your school's name
itched onto the much vaunted It's Academic role of honor
alongside these schools Dung.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Boys, College, Moor and Elizabeth Juli Boys more than John's College, Hamilton, Peter's,
Tranford Brung High against Colony College, Forest Few High School
in College, I don't know College, Houlston Boys, your Boys
Home high school? Boys to a high schooling Toy High School,
Spotswards College. Does anyone still listening to this.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
To put your high school to how I moved to college?
Catherine from Morrinsville joins us on the line. Now morning, Catherine, Morning.
You went to Toto a girls college. What was your
highest qualification?

Speaker 9 (37:44):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (37:45):
I went to university out there.

Speaker 8 (37:48):
And I did a.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Master's masters. Damn just a general masters. Were your Master
of the Arts or your Master of science?

Speaker 10 (37:58):
Master of science?

Speaker 4 (37:59):
You have mastered science?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Catered I see it.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Are you supposedly you work at a radio carbon dating lab?

Speaker 10 (38:07):
I do, indeed, yes.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Now all four of those words.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
I'm gonna need a bit of an explanation because they
all mean different things to me.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I work at a radio station.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
I don't know what carbon is struggling in the dating
front to a lot of lab What is the radio
carbon dating with?

Speaker 10 (38:24):
Basically people seen the samples and we tell them how
old they are, so how long? Scenes of the slow
samples died? So we get boring samples like charcoal and birds,
and we get the more interesting ones like animal bone
and human bones.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Oh wow? Can I send you an a sample of
Jeremy Wells and you tell me how old he is?

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (38:42):
What's the most interesting thing that you've had recently? Catherine?

Speaker 10 (38:45):
Oh? We I think we had like whale vomits come
in whale bomb?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Was that old whale or new one?

Speaker 8 (38:52):
New?

Speaker 10 (38:54):
Old?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
How old was old? How old?

Speaker 10 (38:57):
I think it was like twenty thousand years.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Old, eight thousand year old whale bomb and it still
exists somewhere.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (39:05):
Yeah, it's crazy. I count what country is from. But
it's crazy stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
We're gonna have to change.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Question number three here here know the answer was it caught.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
And some and some like rock or something?

Speaker 10 (39:18):
Yeah, yeah, it sort of Yeah, so I think that
was it. And we get like crazy human bone samples
from police and forensics and stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
It was in in the woga horn in the background.

Speaker 9 (39:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (39:31):
I'm actually coming home at the moment, so I'm trying
to keep my team up. Sold in two year old
Piet And.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
You thought this would be a quick thirty second call,
and now we're dragging it out. You haven't even done
the quiz.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
You're sure you get into it. Yeah, you just got
to get three right out of five, careful and I'm
sure you can do it. Here we go. First question,
which band released the eighty six album Slip pre win.

Speaker 10 (39:49):
Wet, Oh, It's great Foo Fighters.

Speaker 9 (39:56):
Not right?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Which usually cricket player faced the infamous under armed delivery?

Speaker 10 (40:07):
Oh, I actually recently read about this.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
There was a question on Game and two Halves last
night too.

Speaker 10 (40:14):
Let me think he.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Also played rugby for New Zealand. It's not going to
help you at all. Are you looking up the Encyclopedia
Britannica says?

Speaker 10 (40:27):
We said no, I'm maybe because I was looking at
a seven days thing last weekend, is it.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
No, it's not Greek Chapel, it's Brian mckinckney. Okay, you've
got to get these three right.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Name two ingredients used to make a standard Yorkshire putting.
Two ingredients in Yorkshire.

Speaker 10 (40:47):
Pudding, milk and sour.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yes. The city of Phoenix is the capital of what
US state?

Speaker 10 (40:56):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Phoenix? Where?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (41:00):
I've got too in my head? Can I go with Arizona?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yes? Good? Good one? Okay, final question, come on, let's
get this one. Catherine, Hungry Eyes and I've had the
Time of my life are songs featured in what nineteen
eighty seven movie This is easy? Uh?

Speaker 10 (41:20):
Oh oh yeah? Didy dancing?

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Yeah wow, I mean just for the for the drama involved.
I feel like giving you five hundred, but it's only
fifty bucks today. A fifty dollar bunning is about your
counting your way, Catherine.

Speaker 10 (41:36):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Please your care from Good luck with the radiocarbon dating lab.
Good luck with the kids as well. Good luck with
the whale. Chaney, twenty thousand, you're a whale. Two deck
of this.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Imagine getting those results back. You're like, oh, fifteen.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Twenty years, No, twenty thousand, and then disappointing you like
what's in this It's like still plank them good, just
bloody plank and always any bloody plant them.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Jerry and Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast time.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
For Jerry's series where I'll get asked a question.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
I will secretly write down the answer that question and
you have to guess what My answer to that question
is three three eight hundred.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Now, I hope you're sitting down for this next day
because it may come as a shock to you. But
every now and then we like to plan this show.
And when we were planning the show, we thought, Mother's
Day is coming.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Up this weekend. How do what kind of what day Sunday?

Speaker 9 (42:25):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I don't know, So we thought, why don't we theme
it around Mother's Day? And in the past we've been
a kids of going to downstairs in the segment, so
we thought, well, why don't we go downstairs? What's right
in between the Venn diagram of downstairs and your mom
at a your mom? It is mummy time, which we

(42:47):
discussed briefly yesterday. Off here, could you remind us of
the mummy time story?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Oh, I've got a friend who spent some time overseas
and he was going out with a young lady and
then he broke up with the young lady actually, and
he then got a call from the young lady to say,
could you bring back a jumper of mine You've got
to jump I left at your house. It's it was like,

(43:11):
I don't know and something it was it was an
expensive jumper and he's like, yeah, sure, So he went
and dropped it around to his girlfriend's place.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
His girlfriend, ex girlfriend was living with her mother and.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
The ex girlfriend wasn't there at the time, and the
mother invited him in. That always had quite a friendly relationship, cordial,
and one thing led to another and next thing you know,
there was a bit of mummy tye.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
So this morning we thought, with Mother's Day coming, I.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Started a full investigation into it on a podcast. He
was terminated to Rise of the Machine. He was well up,
knew it too, but for the longest time. But it
turns out he clarified it. My friend clarified it was
terminated to Rise of the Machine.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Rise of the Machines, long movie, yep, not Judgment Day.
So we thought this morning, for Jerry's theories, what percentage
of New Zealanders have had a bit of mummy time.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
We thought that.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Yeah, and so that's just to clarify what that was
going to be. That was going to be intergenerational. Yes,
so intergenerational love making it with one generation to another. Yes,
I guess that could have been male or female.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Yeah, but I'd like to call an audible because the
text has come through on three four eight three that
is too good to deny. I'm calling an audible. We're
changing Jerry's theories right on the on the field of play.
You can't just change it this morning. Jerry's theories. How
many sexual partners does Jerry think his mother has had?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Hold on, hold on? How many sexual partners do I
think my mom's head.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
If my mom who listens, I don't know if my
mom has had to sit through? How many sexual partners
does Jerry think Mania has had? The least you can
do place you could do as How many sexual partners
does Jerry thing his mama's had?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
The list is still growing, Jermy, no Ah, I love this.
This is a great segment.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
I love doing this every week, And as we always do,
right up after Pearl jam Alive, We're going to interrogate
the criteria. Jerry's going to give you a little inkling
as to what he's thinking.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Very read right now, Jeremy, Well, well, she.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Doesn't listen, and you've blocked her on social media so
she'll never see.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Well, we're definitely not doing any posts about this. Just
keep it under the cone. I'll do it, but it's
got to extended the kind of silence.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
You've blocked her on Instagram. She won't say it anyway.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
It's got to stay in the kind of trust this one, guys,
how many sexual partners does Jerry?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
His mom has the bloody question.

Speaker 7 (45:46):
That's what we're doing today, Jerry in the night, the
hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Sadly, we're currently involved in a sement called Jerry's Theories.
That's right. I get asked a question, come up with
an answer. I write it down on a piece of paper.
You have to guess what the answer what my answer
to that question is on three for three or eight
hundred head aches.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
It's an opportunity to get inside the sick and twisted
mind of Jerry Wells once a week, and this week,
with Mother's Day coming up, and off the back of
Jerry interrogating how many sexual partners has men? I head
my mummy hearing that on the radio. It's time for
the turntables.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
It's on table, that's in tables.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
How many sexual partners does Gerry think his mum's head?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Are we doing? Are we seriously doing this? I need
to distance myself from us.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
You can't, well, how can Jerry distance himself from his
own theories?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
And this is the thing Bob Marley said.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
You're running and you're running, and you're running away. You're
running and you're running, but you can't run away from yourself,
all right?

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Text her on three for a three.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
You just said how much you love Jerry's theories, but
me thinks you didn't love it so much when Jerry
had to guess how many times you'd feed the chickens
in your other half as well? She doesn't have a
great day, Rose. You're right, Rose, and so this is
why I'm taking so much glee. This is the part
of the segment where we interrogate Jerry's thought process to
get you a little bit closer to what you think
he thinks. The answer to the question is, what's your

(47:11):
thought process?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Before I get involved in.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
My thought processes and share my thought process, can I
just can I just clarify something have we got Have
we all agreed to a media a social media blackout here?

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
It is not going up on social media anywhere. I
won't post it anywhere, so.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
People only us a live moment of radio, right can
be I can be honest with everybody in the moment.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
You've blocked your mum on social media, so even if
you posted, she wouldn't say no.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
But my fear is that one of her friends might
see something and then might mention something back to her,
whereas I don't think one of her friends will mention
something that we see on the radio.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
That's all I'm asking before we get into this. Okay,
Zoe's the social media pundit here? Do you promise otherwise
I won't be honest. I'll be honest. If this is
just old school, this is how it should be.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Will not make it on social media. The listeners agreed
and no one allowed to record it and then anyway,
I can't speak for the listeners.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Okay, So my mom is when my mom was born
in nineteen forty four, which makes her eighty two.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
She's been married once. She was married in nineteen sixty nine.
She married my dad in nineteen sixty nine's still married
sixty nine. So those are the fact that we've got
in front of us at the stage.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
She two children, two children, my brother and I two
as far as I'm aware, one the same partner was
as my father. I'm pretty sure both of us kind
of look like come a little bit and my mum. Okay,
so we know, never meant any question around our patronage.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
The legitimacy. Yeah, you we are side out of sir
John now, okay. So that's where that's the that's the
building blocks of where we can start from.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
There's been a couple of texts coming, so it's been
one partner for sure. Yes, so we're starting from a
baseline of one. I don't I'm going to call I'm
going to make a judgment call here. I don't think
we're going to delve into allegations of infidelity.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Well, I've seen no evidence of that in my life
and I really I really haven't seen anything.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Well, don't check the text machine then, really, Well, well.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
The other part is that my mum married my dad
in nineteen sixty nine, so she was twenty what is
that twenty five, which is quite old in those days.
It doesn't seem very old.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Now, yeah, you'd sort of wonder why she left it
so late.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Well, she was very involved in sport. Actually, I can
tell you this. I can answer that.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Honestly, she was involved in sports. She went overseas. She
went to London in the sixties, ninety sixty five.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
She went to London in the sixties. She went to
London in nineteen sixty five. She went on a ship
across the Ear with their mates, text through saying what
I feel kind of dirty listening to this.

Speaker 9 (49:47):
This is me.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
You shouldn't make Jerry do this run through like a
finish line. I think someone else said just one. Jerry
thinks just one. And that's been There's been a few
of those texts coming.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Through on three four o three.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Well, I'd like to think just well do I like
to think just one? I look to be honest, my mother,
I'd like to think just one. Since she was married.
But and I, as I said before, I have no
evidence just anything to the country. She'd be upset that
I'd even say that there was any kind of allegation
of him Fidelli.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
There isn't. So before she was married to my dad,
would I be upset if she had another sexual partner. No,
I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
So Look I don't like to think one. I just
think there's definitely one. I'm yep, there's definitely one.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Put it that way.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
A couple of texts here, Jerry thinks three. Let's be reasonable.
Jerry thinks one one. This text here, make sure you
include me as well, Jerry, And then this one here.
If she was in London in the sixties, that make
Austin powers your dad.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
It's definitely let's just say one or more.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Jerry's Theories comes to a shocking conclusion.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Up there, Jerry and Midnight The Hidiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
The best way to catch up on what you missed
The Hurdarchy Breakfast radio show podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
What's the question in today's Jerry's Theories? How many sexual
partners does Jerry think his mum has had. It's a
Mother's Day special.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
It is certainly something special. And the texts have come
through on three four eight three stopped us madness will
so those texts I'd say where were you? Who were
you when the bombs fell? We've agreed not to make
any posts to social media. We've agreed that this just
stays between us listening right now. Big Dilly's texture on

(51:43):
three four eight three might make a carouself.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
For the socials.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Off the back of this, a few text guessing numbers one, three,
four three, Carl Reckins five hundred and eighty three, close
this one. I would quite like four a young dumb love,
the one that got away, the one that broke her heart,
and the one she felt.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Yeah, A look.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Context is important, age of time is important. Nineteen forty
four to nineteen sixty nine we're talking about here.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Times were very.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Different, brief stint in London and the sixties.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
There's a lot of people didn't have six before marriage
in those days. Not that my mother's religious, but there
was that was that was oftentimes the conservative moral approach.
Sure whether or not my mother, I don't didn't know
her obviously before she was before she had me, so
I didn't I don't want to use that term. No,
I didn't see her right, so I wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
How about this text on three four eight three Jerry
things won for his mum, but for anyone else's mum
with that, and for he would have suggested seven. So
let's split the difference and say four.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
You see I know my mom, and this is rand conservative,
Brady conservative. You know, a version of your mum. Yeah,
that's true. There's a version of your mum you don't know.
Yeah that's true. That's true. And I'm pleased that I don't.
To be honest, and it's going to stay that way.
I have come up with a number. Okay, it's an
honest number.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
It's what it's what I think, okay, And that number
might surprise some people, but I believe it to be
true too.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
I'm going to go to I kind of hope too.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
You know, there's only one person who takes it too,
and so I hope too. I hope there was someone
else on the my dad. But there's a weird thing
to say. Congratulations to Steve who I think may have
been number one and his guest was number two. The
congratulations and that thus ends an excruciating for Jerry, Jerry's theory,
gonna have a shower now.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Jerry and the night, the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
So absolute scenes that go Meetia Stadium last Saturday, aorknand
f C taking out the penalty shootout against Melbourne City.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Semi final in the those drum circumstances.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Yeah, they won seven six on penalties and now the
Black Knights last year is finalists. They're in a two
league semi final battle with Adelaide United. And to talk
us through the game and how the finals are shaping up,
Auckland FCCEO Nick Becker joins us on the line.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Get a Nick, how are you good morning boys? How
are you doing great?

Speaker 9 (54:15):
Great to be on the show.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Thank you very much. Now, Nick, you must have had
a squeaky bum there for a while, Melbourne City coming
back with that goal late in the game and then
going into penalties. Goodness gracious, yep, yep.

Speaker 9 (54:30):
Now jury just just before we get into that.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
It was a truly squeaky bum moment.

Speaker 9 (54:34):
But you must be experienced a bit of that too,
because my gut feeling is the answers to the question
earlier on.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I've been listening to the show all morning.

Speaker 9 (54:42):
It's probably more like four or five mate.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Thanks for that. You have met my mother too, so
that's interesting.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Back to anyway, Sorry, Yes, how was that watching that
game for you on the week?

Speaker 1 (54:57):
It was.

Speaker 9 (54:58):
It was an immense It was an immense elimination final.
And the funny thing was that we were all kind
of pack our bags and planning for a semi finals
straight into semi final finishing in the top two, and
Adelaide sweeped in in the last minute and knocked us
into third. So we kind of went into that game
not with it. It was sort of like, well, you

(55:18):
didn't expect it basically, and what a match it was.
I think Malbourn City was fantastic. The game went the
full ninety minutes, in another thirty minutes of extra trime,
and the penalties were There's not many sports where you
get such a kind of moment of both anxiety, excitement
and just pure entertainment.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
So I'd love to be a minute of it.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Yeah, it was ridiculously Now through into the playoffs, I
have had this explain to me. I've seen it happen
about fifteen different times. I still can't wrap my head
around the home and away series the two league playoffs.
Do you mind explaining to me one more time how
that works?

Speaker 8 (55:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (55:54):
So, I mean, I think it's interesting because I read
an article in the Herald last night about how how
they could sort of you know, jazz up the Super
Rugby and they're talking about this home and away semi final.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
It's big in Europe.

Speaker 9 (56:07):
It's big in football in the bigger leagues, and you know,
without being the cynical person who's just a cash grab,
it actually does bring a lot of jeopardy in and
makes it makes it truly exciting. So we've got a
chance to get the advantage with a home win this
Saturday at go Media and then we go away the
following week for the away leg of the semi final.

(56:29):
Now the team that qualifies the highest gets to pick
whether they play home or away first or second. So
they Adelaide clearly chose to play next Friday the second
leg at home, which personally I think is a bit
of a disadvantage for them because if they had us
off the back of that massive game, then we had
to fly to Adelaide play Friday night there this weekend.
They probably would have been a better play. So we're

(56:51):
excited where conflin going.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
To this game.

Speaker 9 (56:53):
If we get a bit of a lead and a
bit of wind in our sales, we just have to
go to Adelaide the following week, beat them.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
That home and we're in the Grand Final. And now
just added extra little bit to it.

Speaker 9 (57:06):
If Sydney beat Newcastle in the other semi final. It
means that and we go through by past Adelaide. It
means that there's a grand final back here in Orbland.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Ah is that right? Okay?

Speaker 3 (57:17):
And it's just and it's basic goal differential, so you
add the goals up over the two games.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
That's the way it works, correat.

Speaker 9 (57:23):
So yeah, So effectively, come this Saturday night, we played
well at six pm game we finished about eight to
eight fifteen. At eight fifteen, that's effectively halftime.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
So then we go again, we go.

Speaker 9 (57:35):
Again, and so the drama of an extra time punity
shootout that could happen, but it wouldn't happen until.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
We got over to Adelaide and had that final. Now
you're right about this.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
I think super Ugby would would love that, particularly in
the local derbies. If you know the Crusaders and the
Highlanders and they play one and cross each one down
and donners.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
It is very dramatic. It's good.

Speaker 9 (57:54):
Yeah. Well, I mean the fans win, right, but they
both get both sets of fans get a game at home.
They both get to go and show their support for
their team. I'm personally a fan of it.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
And the other part about it, I guess is that
you get more games at the interesting part of the season,
and you get the best teams, the best team teams
playing each other more times.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
That's right, that's right. I'm just having a look here
at the tab. Nick Beck at Auckland Seco and king
to the seat paying a dollar ninety four, Adelae paying
three dollars sixty. I mean you'd expect that, wouldn't you.

Speaker 9 (58:28):
Yeah, I mean they look they're a good side. We've
had we had a win at home against them and
a draw away. They are a young ten, they're attacking,
they play a five paces of football similar to us really,
but then they've also got a couple like us, a
couple of experienced sort of heads in their team, Craig
Goodwin being one, and so they're going to come over here.
Probably my suspicion is that they'll be happy with a

(58:50):
drawer if they can, If they can snatch one here
and then go away and defend that at home. We're
going to go all out to win this one.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
People can still buy ticket snack. It's Auckland obviously, six
pm said the night.

Speaker 9 (59:01):
Yeah, it's go media this Saturday six pm. We've worked
really hard with the league and they've been really supportive
and so it is a fantastic thirty dollars adult and
fifteen dollar ticket available now they are selling fast, so
it's looking like a fantastic crowd on Saturday night. It
is going to be a brilliant night and a great
moment again for orkin their see this is our second season,

(59:23):
the second time in the semi finals, so we're pretty
excited about it.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Nick Becker Auckland, FCC, good luck for Saturday and thanks
for talking to us.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Say things like that, thanks very much. Not on this show,
not with the BSA still around.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
We hold ourselves to a higher standard than that. And
if you missed Jerious, there is this morning you just
go back and listen to that on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
No, it's not we talked about this. It's not social media.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
It's not social media, man is it? And it was
also we as a foursome with Zoe and you two
and myself promised to put it on social media.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
No, I had in my mind that it was not
going to be in a recorded format and placed somewhere.
You had a lot of stuff in your mind, Jerry
but you know, this is our job. We we just
make audio contact. I felt like I've been duped. I
feel like I've been duped duped.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Speaking of juoped, we were talking earlier on about dentist
bells and actually about who's been to the dentist not
been to the dentist for the longest.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Yeah, because someone takes her and said that. There was
a few ten years and there was one person who said,
since the turn of the millennium, I haven't been there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Jeremy Crudge said, that's his real name. I went from
nineteen ninety nine to twenty eighteen without seeing the dentist.
Then I got a check up in twenty eighteen, saying
I needed a filling and clean. Well, you always need
a clean day was quoted six hundred and fifty dollars
for the filling and clean. I intended to get this done.
Now it's twenty twenty six and still haven't. Wow, Okay,

(01:00:54):
so that was eight years ago. Yeah, you've already been
nineteen years without going to the dentist.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Let's get off his case. You'll get around to it.
It's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Brad said, Hi, fellas, haven't been since two thousand and five.
My dentists came to my work and wouldn't spend forty
five dollars to replace what That's what?

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Geez, this is why we need to read these, don't we.
That is exactly Jeff says, over thirty years at your partner,
Over thirty years ago, I got quoted twelve hundred dollars
for a clean and three fillings. Geez, three fillings. Those
are the days.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Twelve hundred dollars for a clean and three fillings. Yeah,
I never went back. I still have all my teeth.
I'm fifty eight.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
I still can't.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Oh yeah, you might have your teeth, but they might
be rotting on the inside. Who knows what's going to happen.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
I still can't understand why we have to pay for
the dentistry as opposed to any other part of health.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Because the dentists want to make more money. I reckon barsards.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Here we go reading another text without pre reading it. Hey,
team demo here. Last time I saw a dentist, I
was twenty five years old. I turned forty nine next week,
twenty three years and at that visit, the dentist saw
a lump in my lip and had to get had
it out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
But it wasn't cancerous. Okay, good tonight. Nineteen eighty one
was the last time I went to the dinner? What okay,
forty five years?

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Yep, fifty six years, young, teeth are still hanging in there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
I got hold on. That's the record, that's the record,
nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
What's that in numbers? Forty five? Forty five years, forty
five years.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
So they went when they were nine the last time
they went when I guess that's probably when the Lintel
nurse system was still going.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
You still had the low speed drilling nineteen eighty one.
Oh my god, how does that work? Do you hand
crack that thing? Yeah? No, they had a foot part, yeah, like.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
A singer song machine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Yeah, I had a foot pump when I used to
go to the dinner on this back. And then the
nurse numbers, nourse numbers brotal the murder house. She just
low drilling their credit and they used to put they
used to do practice ones. You didn't even have feelings,
and they drill your teeth and part. Yeah, I've heard that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
It's barbaric. It's the industrys. This guy's just gone forty
something years without needing anything, so.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Obviously been eating probably not too much sugar, drinking lots
of water and flossing and with an electrotoo.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Post maybe I think the dentistry up best scam the
industry and Insurance O big scam.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
Jurry and the Night The Hourarchy Breakfast Jerry and Mania.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
We Hadge the radio show from sixto seen weekdays the
Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
So no more broadcasting standards or authority it was now
it's yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
The BSA, it's been around for thirty eight years, is
going to be no more. I think after the November election,
I think it's dis.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Yeah, which I great point that you've raised there, because
I came in this morning with a couple in the
chamber thinking the BSA has been disbanded.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
I can do what I want.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Thankfully you've you've let me know now they're still in
for it, and they'd be looking to get a couple
of last minute suits off, wouldn't they before they get ousted.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
I wonder if they will. That will be interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Well they've got we've printed out the dossier on Jeremy Wells.
We read through half of it on the show earlier
this morning, and if you don't know, we also do
a podcast where we read through the stuff that we
couldn't say into a microphone. Yeah, because of the BSA.
So if you want to go and listen to that
podcast you can. There's another one here that's caught my
eye though, Jerry. There's a five page document of all
of the complaints that have been laid against Jeremy double sided. Yeah,

(01:04:19):
double side, so essentially ten pages dating back to about
nineteen ninety nine. This one here, I would I've circled
from two thousand and four. The Target series was satirized
during Eating Media Lunch broadcasts at TV two at nine
point thirty pm twenty fifth and November two thousand and three.
Target Off the News is hidden cameras to portray the

(01:04:39):
sometimes offensive behavior of workmen who they believe who believe
they are alone in a private home. Eating Media Lunch
is a series which sets out to satirize and parody
aspects of the media. The behavior suggested the target parody
included telephone six, drug used, masturbation, dification, and urination.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
That's right. I believe Alan Paine was one of the
fifty eight people who complained to Television New Zealand. Television
New Zealand then went back and said, I don't think
there's anything to complain about.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Here's nothing wrong with showing sex, drug use, masturbation, duification,
in urination on television.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
His complaint was that the program was offensive and I
quote essentially pornography.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Well, you should have seen the bits that we left out, Alan,
but with the African statue, that was shocking. Even we
were like, no, that's not that's that's too that's no good.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
One of the other forty eight was it fifty eight
forty eight complainants Fifty eight plaintiffs maintained the program was
inappropriate family viewing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
True, which I think you would agree with. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Another one contended the program included objectionable scenes which would
have been unacceptable to the Office of Film and Literature classifications.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Someone else described it as just low class filth, essentially
porn And look, it wasn't. It wasn't that it was satire.
It was it was actually parodi is what that was.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
How do you answer allegations, Jore, that you're just hiding
behind that as a defense and actually you were just
broadcasting pornographic material.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Okay, maybe Jerry and the Darchy Breakfast bench.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Press challenges coming up a couple of weeks against the
Big Show, still going back and forth over some of
the details, trying to iron them out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
I mean, this is what happens in these big fights. Oftentimes,
you know, someone say, okay, you know it might be
Tyson Furry versus Anthony Joshua, and it's like who's who's
what gloves are they using? Who's going to be the
ref who are going to be the judges, blah blah
blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Yeah, what the boxers don't have to deal with is
who's actually going to be in the fight, because that's
we are at that point.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
I said, originally it should be women, which is the
the basic bench but well you want to go apples
with apples. But also the basic bench press team rules
are three against ram a. Everyone knows that you always
have a three person bench press team. Never been a
four person never heard of it before. I like playing
rugby with seventeen people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
It's a great point. I've never heard of a four
person bench press team.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
I've also I never heard of there being free Steve
somebody ticks through that related to that. Yesterday they said
cutter jerrym and I just thought just a thought around
the Bricky v. Big Show challenge. How about you make
it a fully inclusive five v five. You guys get
Big Sandy Breakfast adjacent and they get prips. I reckon
BIG's secret whip and cheers Ginger John the Truck and pomp.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Okay, so five v five But I think, do you
know what I'd just say? Can we simplify it? Can
we just go in that case? Why don't we go
four v four?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
They take Big Sandy, the Big Show, take Big Sandy,
and we've got Zoe. Then you've got one female on
each team and that balances it out, great idea.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Okay, So then, well they've been so up in arms
about our exclusion of Zoe on a on a gender
basis that I think they would have no choice but
to agree to that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
And so then what we've got a four and four,
we've got a four on FO, we've got a four
on four. Then we do have a four and four
and we've got a four and four. Yeah, all right,
I'm up for it. Let's put it to them. Let's
put it to them. This is the Hidache Breakfast, is it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Jeremie Wells and Manaia Stewart find them on Instagram at
Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
The Hodachy Breakfast. You've set for winter with Bunning's trade

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