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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hurdarki Breakfast Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the first part of the cherry of
the first podcast to see the Sun, the first to
see in a new day, the day of Our Lord,
the eighteenth of Joan. Look at that twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Six and that's just a little manual wide World of
Sport to eighty six the Black Caps against the first
second Test against godmthe again glad of the Oval and
the of Nathan Smurt don't get and annoyingly there's a

(00:35):
sheepish grown on Bethel's face.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
I think that came. I think there was a loosener
that delivery.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I think that came out of the back of the
hand and caught everyone by surprise because Smith did not
see that comings come off the top edge of his
sweeping bat and it's flown down to Leg's slip where
it's been caught. First observation when I walked in was
leak slip, traditional slow and a batpad for a part

(01:01):
time spinner.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
So their tails are up.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Yeah, Well, Bethel's the big un of the idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
And he just gotta work it with a shocking anyway,
this does won't matter because you won't know what's happened.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Now here's what does matter.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Jacob Bethel Bleach, blonde here, piercing blue eyes, disarming smile,
professional cricketer. He bats and bowls, he's in good nick,
he's youthful, and the ace in the hole he's running
a Caribbean accent. Now would anyone put up bigger numbers

(01:38):
off the field than Jacob Bethel Bethel's bleach? Surely not
if are you just because you're combining a lot of
the strike weapons from some some of the great cricketers.
You know, batting pois, I think batters that's going to
be controversial.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
I think hotter than bowlers.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
And left handed as well. Oh stop it, you know
always look.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, that's well, that's a that's a conversation piece, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Oh are you left handed?

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, it's a real conversation. Startup.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh, I've never met a left hander before, particularly in
the wider London area.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
And then if you go, well, the big opportunity of the.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Area in the area murder room twenty two. You know
what that do?

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yes, as you know, I am a left hander.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Left hander.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Oh, what's your name?

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Name?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Is Jacob Bethel and big up the left hander. I
grew up in the Caribbean.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, whereabouts because his dad played for I want to say,
and I am parting for trying to find England.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, but he played, he played, He played with Joe
roadsoul Man.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
So Yorkshire. Perhaps Warwickshire, Oh, Warwickshire.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Gloss the shi right born in Barbados, Barbidos, barbids is born.
He is born in the same place. I'm pretty sure that, Rihanna,
Oh really.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Yeah, I think you're going to say Bob Marley. I
think Bob.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Marley's king getting done. Jammy trenched down and so I
just don't think. I mean, some guy's just born in
third and he's wearing a gold chain and it doesn't
look ridiculous it often does on a white man.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
It's just.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
He fucked that guy.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Is he like the prettiest cricketer that's ever cricket?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
I think so he'd be in the conversation.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Yeah, sare an interesting observation about England's pace attack. They've
got a fisher, Yeah, they've got an archer. They've got
a baker.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh, so they're big got the Kanda stick maker.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
From Professions and then they've got a well, they've got
a Bethel because he's got a couple of wickets. Who
else is our tongue?

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
And I gotta get.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Days open tongue tongue.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
I saw it open, I saw I saw gay. He's
got gay written on the back of his ship.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
You gotta get written all over him.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
He's got gay written.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's an unfortunate one that like nothing want with being gay,
but still big.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
We want to see some titties. We want to see
some ttes, not doors is who wanted to see some titties?

Speaker 5 (04:47):
That like, why Chris?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
It was funny because the situation, I know we've told
the story of Virgilian times, but the situation was the
situation was pre Black Clash a couple of years ago
when he played and they it was like corporate speeches,
and so he just got up with this lictern. It
was like it was like a set up for a PowerPoint.
And then he goes, how are you guys playing the music?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
It's just the iPad over by the bar.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
He's like, give me the eight bad and then he
just started playing songs.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Get busy, what going? And then he just started rapping.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Over the top of it, right, A lot of shaggy,
A lot of shaggy mean Paul.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah, but a Sean Paul just all sorts.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
And he was just wrapping into the microphone of the
lictern again not this wasn't I don't know how electern.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
It was a Lindurn.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, but he's saying it.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Really, I didn't know he's an electron for some reason.
I just always mentioned him with an actual microphone.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
He did have a microphone.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
I didn't realize he's saying there, like snap, I.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Got the power at a lictorn, but he was, and
I will attack and you don't want that.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
I think I think I.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Got the power initially, he he I need to.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Check the footage. There's a there's a video of he
and I dancing.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
I don't think there should have been videos from that night.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
Yeah, well, well, I mean they should be, but they
shouldn't be public.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Nothing untoward happened. Nobody did get damn.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Tiers out, Gelane.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Out, Glane dead. And that's when he goes and I
was seas.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
And then Ella from the Alternative Commentary Collective was just
walking past with her trap.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Drinks or something, and he goes shake yes girl?

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Did she shake? Funny when Chris Gales is shake shake
yes girl? You just do? I mean if he said
to me, shake your ass girl?

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, here we go. I have the footage of I'm.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Not a girl and a terrible arm, not Nicol and Dimingham,
You're not but sir, I'm not a girl.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Like fuck you go on to the Thursday dock up
the top of just posted a link to the Instagram
reel of the Universe Boss and I just absolutely going
for it. It was it was not a set up
for a for a part he made. He manufactured a
party out of absolutely nowhere.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Oh look at you go? What you are?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I'm liquid? Do I have bones in my body?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Look at you's shaking your arms, waving your hands like
you just don't care.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
And now look at the corpse and met he's standing there.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Wow. Man, he's on the dance And it's all sponsored
by KFC.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
That's doesn't get bitter, doesn't get better.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
If it does, I haven't seen it. It's all sponsored
by Cookies as well. The funny part about it was
because it wasn't like he turned it into a nightclub.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
But it wasn't. It was a corporate sponsor's event.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
So there was a lot of people there, you know
who you each other from work, So when you want
to see some tit airs, there's a lot of people
in compromising positions, so.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Like, I'm not, I can't, I can't right.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
My boss is over there, oh Gi laying on the
company and he was happy to he struck the Glenn Phillips.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Anyone else get distracted by that billboard behind the Batsman
that says the UK's largest pension provider because often half
the word pinsion is blocked out and I get distracted
and laugh, what is it so pin No, Well, it
just looks like the the UK's largest penis is what
it looks like to me. Okay, sorry. A lot of

(08:38):
twelve year olds will be in stitches about it, or younger.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Hum n Gangster the Murderer pick up the crew in
out of the area.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
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Speaker 5 (09:00):
So com.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
I know we're going to talk more about cricket during
the show com nine.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Big opportunity of the area.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
Apparently it's pick up the crew in the area, pick
up the crew in the area.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
I don't know if it's pick up the crew or
if it's big up.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
The crew, big up the crew in the area. I
think it must be big up the crew.

Speaker 8 (09:22):
In the area.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
What about Snow's informer, because he was white with informer?

Speaker 5 (09:29):
About a lackey boom boom now.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
That one, Yeah, well a lackey boom boom now, yeah,
it's not as good as he comes the hot.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Step seminal work so good, Here come the hot Stepper.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
I think Snow's a bit of wrapper though controversial opinion, Yeah,
I do, because because I can't understand what the he's saying.
But I know he's saying.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Words, and that makes him better.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Hard out listen, you keep.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
I think he's speaking another language.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
You find him hot because he's got a Jamaican accent.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Jerry, does he have a Jamaican?

Speaker 7 (10:13):
I think he's more he's Canadian, So now I hate him.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Also that the backing, the backing is so kind of generic,
like you know.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
But you're like like a default on a cassio.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
It's just but.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
You're big up and here come the hot stepper.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Because in mate, that's what and you can't fake that.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Mate, it's all over. What is this called?

Speaker 6 (10:42):
There's no one in former?

Speaker 5 (10:44):
This is just because this is it's just the same
thing over and over.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
It beast is cultural appropriation at worst, this is racist.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
So what is this?

Speaker 6 (10:55):
All? Right? Then? Come on?

Speaker 5 (10:59):
I mean here we go?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
No, no, no.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Great scratchings.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Why different is because is from Jamaica. His name means
Mountain of the True God.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Murder baseline.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
We've got the coming out the area baseline.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
I'll give you there, don't die, Yes, sweet, we'll hit up.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
In falm.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
No, it's not in the pocket. In the pocket, it's
not in the pocket.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
Makes me feel better because that cat goes straight from
the hook though instid. We have to sit through. I
can't fast forward it.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
You're not supposed to. You're supposed to let it build.
You're supposed to sit back and learn something.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Isn't that scratching thinking about artist that people can disagree
and it's fine, No one's wrong.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
I think about artist that that second one, isn't it?
Jamieson Tea's us straight up in the ear. It's gone
over there. We're going to little be no catch there
it's Jacob Bethel Murder h swing a ball as a keeper.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
I mean it's a great song, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Statement of intent from Jamison there. I think he has
been told to have a crack, so I.

Speaker 9 (12:42):
Changing heck, come down Murder. I have thought yesterday we
want to see some tators, not taties like that. Ah,
you from from Kyle Kylie's having a crack man? You

(13:04):
had a thought yesterday.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yeah, Well, because we've been trying to track down Murray mixed.
Did see what happened to him? That didn't work? Tweeper
or even Chelton. We tracked him down. We're having a
chang oh shang from the edge, from the edge.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Where did he go? I saw him once?

Speaker 3 (13:23):
He was driving a mope remember Cargood Auckland, and he
drove fast my school bus.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
He was still work, I guess at the edge at
the time. Yeah, we fletched for him a couple of times,
quite a few times. I don't know what happened to him.
I know he worked with Leah Parnaper at one point.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
I think he went into insurance, didn't he It was
quite a high level operator.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
We don't do insurance for it.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
There's a high level operator change.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
His business has burned down here, It's done quite well
for himself.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Because he was the producer on JJ, Dom and Mike
Mike Show.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Was he even right back to the Jay Stay? Yeah,
I reckon.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Jason, Mike and j J.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
Is that what J.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
And J domond Jace, J J more if the.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Binge J J J, Jason J and it was? What
was those three?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
First? I think it was Jason, are you not?

Speaker 6 (14:21):
I thought, oh man, I think Dom was last, and
I think it was Jason, JJ and it was j
and Jason.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
JA doesn't roll off the tongue, does that?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Jason Gunn Jace Reeves.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
No one has ever called him Reeves.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
I guarantee you someone is Reeves. Fucking guarantee it at
some point in his life. And I'm not just talking
about this example.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
I don't think anyone's ever called him Reeves.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
So what do we want to know?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Where in the world is Jason row across the road?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
There is just out there in the kitchen it when
we try and steal the coff we know it is.
Where's changes?

Speaker 6 (15:03):
So then he did that, and then he was with
Fletching Vaughan for a while, and he was with and
Hailey was he with? It was good Man when it
was Mark Allison, Haley Holt.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
No, jew, I'm sure he did that for a little while.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
What No, I'm sure he did.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Not that much of a chameleon. He went into insurance
before that.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Nah Na went into insurance after Leo partnerper where's Leah
Parnoper the platform? Oh?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Okay o good finally telling it like it is.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Hey, let's do the radio show, all right? Is that
a podcast?

Speaker 6 (15:40):
What was?

Speaker 4 (15:40):
What the fuck? Delete that?

Speaker 6 (15:42):
It's fifteen seconds ago before? What into the song?

Speaker 7 (15:47):
Your favorite? I didn't know this boke the song and existed?
Who cares that these fifteen seconds? Let's turn it off,
all right?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
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