November 6, 2025 • 48 mins
Wednesday 11-5-25 Show #1209: We speak to the great George Wallace, James is using big words, spending money on experiences, and Ken tells his Bobby Brown story.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Radio one or four point one. I'm your host tonight,
mister James Type three on.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
That is correct.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm joining virtual studio with some really good friends of
mine today.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
We're gonna make it quick because you've got a very
special guest.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
First off, our official sponsor from Kaufman and Lynn. They
have been representing and winning for the good people over
Orlando for over twenty years. Right here, the personal injury attorneys,
mister Jeff the Batman Kaufman, the godfather of Orlando commedy,
mister Ken Miller's in the building. And Amy LeCour, our
favorite comedic therapist, is here looking absolutely wonderful. But we
got a special guest, y'all, Yes, we do. A man
(00:43):
that needs no introduction, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
You can think of any late night show ever in
the history of TV. He has been on IT, movies, TV, everywhere.
Mister Vegas himself, I got to work with this man.
He is truly a comedic legend. V one the only
doctor George Wallace. Come on, y'all, come.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
On now, hello everybody. What a pleasure to be with
you guys don't know you.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I haven't met you yet, but you guys look great.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Hey, I gotta tell him.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I had the pleasure of working with him down in
Naples at a club and something that had happened. Mister Wallace.
You flew into Tampa and they drove you to Naples,
right you live?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I never remember, you know, I do so many shows.
You know that must have been at least forty five
years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Forty five.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, that's when I started, yeah comedy, forty five years ago.
I was a young young James gag at Googoo. Yeah,
and you left your back at the Tampa airport and
you called me up. I'll never forget getting a phone
call from George Wallace. He said, hey, hey, this is
George Wallace. Boy what I said, Yes, sir, how can
I help you? He goes, we working together this weekend.
(01:52):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I forgot my bag at the Tampa airport. I need
you to pick it up.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And I said, mister Wallace, whatever you need, I will
pick it up. He said, hey, and when you bring
me my bag, you better not have taken one god
damn thing.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Out of it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And then you thought about it, mister Wallsher you said,
wait a minute, wait a minute, wait, I need to
talk mess to you after I get the bag.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, this is true.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And we worked and we had a great week.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
We worked at a fish We worked at a fish place.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, off, and yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Smell like fish.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You still smell like this.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Listen you. I left my merchandise in the.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Back room and I swear to God when I got on.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The airplane and going like, I still smell fish. Yeah
it was. Yeah, matter of fact, you James stayed in
the car.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
He was here.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He wouldn't even come in the room.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Hey man, it was such a pleasure working with you
because not only are you who you are, you are
very funny. We all know that legends will, but you
are one of the kindest, most giving people I've ever met.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And I got to give you your flowers while.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You hear mister Wallace, the club had a certain person
that was supposed to bring you back to your hotel
and you and one thing that you do after your show,
you make sure you talk to all those wonderful people
that come see you. You don't rush anybody out, So
you were taking your time talking to everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You were.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You were just hanging out, being a good gracious host
if you will. And I said to you, hey, mister Wallace,
I know it's getting late. I'll take you back to
your hotel so these people don't have to And you said, no,
that's what they get paid to do. You get paid
to tell jokes. That is not your job. Yes, what
(03:37):
you said, And I will never forget that. Because this
club had a rule if you were the opening act,
you can only get a hamburger or a pizza. Mister Wallace,
I was ordering my food and you said, I'm gonna
have a steak, James, and I said, oh I would, Yeah,
I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Get a burger.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Why are you gonna get a burger? And they got
all this good food. I said, I told you the rules.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You told the owner I said, he gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Have a steak, and anybody got a prom you can
take it up with me. So I got a steak
from that place that night. Let me tell you, mister Wallace,
they never let me work there again.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Don't order, but let me tell you if you're with me,
if you're working with me, just tell me what you want.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
We won't have it.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Okay, Amen?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Amen, about that, and he really was that genuine in
that night. Mister Wallace, I don't even You've done everything
in entertainment, my friend.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
You are regarded as one of the best to ever
do it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Is there anything on your list that you haven't accomplished
that you still want to do?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You I can't tell you this. I can tell you
guys you're in Alanda. You know what I want to do.
But I'm very serious about this. I am so blessed.
I have accomplished almost everything. I'm just gonna tell you
that my ultimate goal was to work in Las Vegas.
When I was starting for the nine years ago. Come on,
because mine fella and I we were talking about Pat
Henry and Don Rickles and some of the guys that
(05:06):
made three hundred.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Thousand dollars a year. Yes, sir, hey, that's all I
want to do is make three hundred thouand dollars year.
I don't give a damn about anything else. I just
want to work Lost Bakers shows.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I didn't know anything about acting or television or anything
like that.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And guess what, I went to Las Vegas for thirty days,
sixty days, ninety days and wound.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Up being fifteen years, and I just hit me about
five years ago to say, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
My god, I need a new goal. What do I
do now?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Not?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
My goal is let me ask you a question. You're
not going to believe what my goal is. Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I don't know whether it can happen, but I'm gonna
work for it. I want to be the first black
Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Talk to them. Just talk to them, Talk.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
To them, Explain this stuff, make it make sense.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Go ahead, Jeff, we can make that to you. As
much chicken as black people eat.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
And as many Colonel Sanders they've had, why not have
a black one?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I can't find anything wrong in that logic.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I have the wig, I got the hair, I got
the Masai.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Why not have Yeah? Why not? I'm a block?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Uh, Colonel Sanders, Okay, KFC, I know you're listening because
most people do. Most companies do when we do real last,
if you guys are listening, it would be a.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Crime, a travesty.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
There's no justice in America if we don't have mister
George Wallace be the next Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Why not you?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
So you call Young Corporation right now up in Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
And uh, and you talk to somebody. Jeff, you're the lord.
You're representing me.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, there you go, Jeff, you got a new client.
Look at that. You can pay me a chicken.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Right, you want to hold bucket?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yes? Original though, he.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Again, original is the best, don't you think? Yes? Yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I'll be the lone one out. I'll be the odd
man out.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I like extra crispy, like anybody can do crispy, very
many people do good original.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
There's no flavor to the crispy. And somebody is not
using all the living spices.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
That's another thing they cut back. They're cutting back.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Listen, I was working Louisville, Kentucky now that Colonel Slanders
and Muhammad Ali are buried in the same cemetery, and
I was thinking, I bet that wasn't on his bucket list,
was it?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
What I'm laughing at? Hey, Hey, hey, doctor Wallace's uncles like, man.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Well, it ain't no Cuman in this, No, Ken.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I don't know how old you are, but there has
been a change. And I know you know this. You're
old enough to know that.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Notice the change and the taste of the Chicken, Kentucky pracchicken.
When we were kids, you were afraid to tell your mom, Mom.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
This got you this It was really good.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
But something happened. They took out the flavors. And then
it's happening. What do they call that?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Shrink? Asian is something shrink?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
What shrinking?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Shrink place?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
And they're taking the even like my, what do you call.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
These things right here? These townhouse crackers.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah, they took four off the sleeves. They're shrinking and
they took four off the sleeve and but they charged
you the same things. It's going how do you say it,
Amy's shrink gration shrinking, Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're taking
the potato. Your bags are smaller. It just filled with air.
(08:52):
Everything is crazy, so that flavor doesn't taste like it
used to. In contempt your pract chicken, but it's due.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
It's an oil change, George, it's oil change. They changed
the oil.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
They try to make it the peanut oil or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Right, they had to go back to what it used
to be.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
You remember when out of Florida that the Homer Burger
king was out of Florida, Miami, and it takes two
hands to handle my whopper.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Remember when the whopper was that.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Big and that europe whopper looks the same size as
a quarter pounder.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
It's that's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
He's right, He's right.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Bro, Hey, what do they call that in the in
the in the drug game?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
She stepped it? Stepping on it?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Hey, when he held up the wrist crackers, I thought.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
It was weed.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
He was like, wait.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I'm like, didn't That's something wrong with.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
You, kid, Hey, James, real quick, Well for you. One
of my favorite things on Twitter, which is called X
is your top five? Oh yeah, and the one that
got me died right now. It's a shut in to
the top five kings in the world. Martin Luther King,
Larry King died, King Stephen King. Americans don't have a
mother king.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
And you know what I forgot? You know what I forgot.
I went back to my guy, I said, you don't
what we forgot sticking all off?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
When I leave them off just so the people can
fill the men. So I go back and reading.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh yeah, and they came up with all kinds of king,
bb King. They came up with all kinds of kings,
different kings.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
They're so they're so good.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I know, people talking about you being a great stand up,
they don't understand how great of a writer you are
because it being the right in short sets, because it.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
Is short sets.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
To be the right in short sets and to get
somebody's attention, it's brilliant.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
That's very hard to do, is that you. That's my
book called bull Twip. Yes, Yes, that's.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, yes, bull quit. Yeah. I wanted to say bull.
I wanted to say bull yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
And I put all of those in the top five
this and uh, it's a lot of fun doing that,
but it's hard.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Right now.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I'm just trying to write and have fun, and I'm
on the road and trying to do new jokes and
have some fun.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I hope I have some fun in Florida and.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
You will, you, George, how long were you at the
Flamingo for I was.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
At the Flamingo for ten years and I went away
for a few months and they called me back at
the Westgate. And because I'm the only black man who
ever owned this.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Shit, told you Jim, Yes, he didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
His show was not one of those shows where he
was hired. He owned his own show.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I reas the room at the Flamingo seven hundred and
fifty seats every night, and of course we didn't sell
out every night, but weekends.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
We were heavy strong.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
And I made it, you know, doing my marketing and advertising.
I got it down to eighty eight people that I
could make money in that big gass room you go,
so you could buy. You know, when you're when you
(12:03):
own the club, you gotta make some money for the
first year when I met. For the first year, I
took no money. I took no earnings. I took know nothing,
put all the money back into the streets. So something
you guys don't know is before I was in comedy,
I was vice president of the world's largest after advertising
agency in New York City. All of the Times Square,
(12:23):
the billboards and spectaculars.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
That's what I do.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
So that's how I made me In Las Vegas. I'm
the only one to ever put five advertising trucks back
to back to back to back, And people said, George
Wallace is crazy. Why would he put five trucks back
to That was the talk of town.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Why are you talking about it?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Because you knew what you were doing.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Ye yeah, And now you go to Las Vegas, everybody's
doing it. But I knew the advertising game.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I knew how to say, Look, I'm gonna buy a
six boards and you're gonna give me six.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
And I said, no, we can't do that.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I said, why not? You got six open up there?
Nobody all put me on them, you see, everybody but
follow me? Correct And they did it and it worked
out from me. I had more boards billboards in Las
Vegas than any hotel.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I believe it. And it worked out for you, my friend,
mister Vegas.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
And I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I made a lot of money. But at fifteen years,
guess what happened at it for me? Go Jeff, here's
what happened. I'm on stage and I've been there ten years.
The little kinny Jewish guy come up on stage during
my show and he says, this has been wonderful. This
has been awesome. We've been here ten years and that's it.
(13:36):
Way out of here and we manage each other, micro
manage each other in some way. And I said, you
know what, you're right, quit ahead, And of course you
know who my best friend is.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yes, sir, that's who it was.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
And we I said, okay, you got a point. I'm
going to go on the road. Now, I've been here
long enough. I'm gonna go on the road and go
to cities that I haven't come. People can't come to me.
That's why I'm coming to Orlando. People can't come to
Las Vegas. I'm coming to Orlando. But I gotta admit.
I tell everybody when I'm coming to Orlando. In Las Vegas,
(14:10):
it's two hundred and fifty dollars to see me, Okay,
when I come to Orlando, I'll take it thirty five
forty five fifty five dollars. Yes, sir, that's the kind
of jokes you're gonna get.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Let me tell you you gonna get.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Hey, I gotta mind. I got a mind. Everybody that
is gonna be.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
James and the people in the back. Sometime I turn
the sound off.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
They don't deserve to hear the same jokes.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
And people paid the sixty dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You man, ladies and gentlemen. Missus.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
George Walla's gonna be performing at the Orlando Moneybone on
November fourteenth and fifteenth, that's Friday and Saturday. Get your
tickets right now. Go to Orlando dot Funnybone dot com.
Get your tickets to come see a legend in person
is absolutely gonna.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
To kill it.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I gotta say, mister Wallace, thank you so much for
always being genuine, original and so good to everybody that
you perform for and comedians at work with you. I'll
never forget how kind you were and you stood up
for me to those people at that club.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Thank you, mister Wallace for being with us today.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I gotta say, I just want to be as nice
to Amy and Jeff as that was to you.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I'm looking for to have fun. Ken, I'm glad you're
not there.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Thank you so much. Ladies, don't love you. I love
you so much as well again anytime, Yes, you will
love you.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
This is doctor George Wallace.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
I love you and there's absolutely nothing you can do it.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
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America's favorite comedy therapist Amy LeCour and Jeff Batman Kaufman,
creator of comic books and a lawyer and comedian. Extraordinary.
(17:05):
We just had the amazing George Wallace on our show.
Not only was a man, funny, gracious, original, sincere, but
he gave Jeff Kaufman and Amy LaCour opening spots for
him next.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Week on Come on, man, clap for that.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That's amazing. Congratulations to YouTube. That's amazing working for legend.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Can't wait. That's that's that's a that's a moment. In
history that we got a piece of.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
And yes I have true.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
I'm just I'm blown away by it because I was
telling you guys beforehand.
Speaker 7 (17:33):
I mean I actually went to his show fourteen years ago.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Floyd Merriweather was sitting in the booth behind me and
he was going, I came here for you.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Man.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
It gave him the and wo. He put on an
hour and a half and it was a masterclass. Yes,
one of my favorite, one of my favorite.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
You know so I love it. I love it.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
I'm blown away by it. I'm just gotcha humbled, ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Gotcha, Amy, you get to you get another black friend
out there?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Look at that now I have like six.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
I'm so happy.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
She was out there like one little little cad coworkers.
Speaker 10 (18:11):
Does that colleagues?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Now, Amy, I gotta say this, Uh this.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Is this is a judge free zone. But tonight I
noticed that you are all made up, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I see you out there.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
We had company. I wanted to look nice.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Wait wait a minute, the company.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Wait wait again, So you're saying, well you on our
radio show.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Hey man, we.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Get a comedian. Now she's got to make up. She
got the little bangs going.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
You got her.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Pens cutting out. Now get out?
Speaker 10 (18:48):
Oh my hey man, the class.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That's funny like Amy's family in the closet because they
can't come out when real company comes a new silverware.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Put it that way. I didn't want to.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
Kind of make fun of me in front of Dr Wallace,
say my wig is bad.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I was like, what can I do? You can't make
fun of me? Who was your company though?
Speaker 10 (19:12):
Dr Wallace?
Speaker 8 (19:13):
George Wallace are your company? Yeah, you got dressed up
for George Wallace.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
At your house. The actual people came over.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
But you're saying, we had a guest on our friend, yo,
and you dressed up for them and never dress up
for us.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
Yes, your family, you dressed up for family.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
All.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Ain't dressed up y'all, y'all ain't got no makeup on.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
You for me?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
How you know I ain't gonna no make up on?
You think my eyelashes naturally look like this? You think
I woke up like this?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
You think like beautiful? He looks so good?
Speaker 7 (19:42):
Yes, yes, Ken, What do you gotta say?
Speaker 10 (19:46):
What are you gonna he's watching this game? You're not
even paying attention.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
No, I'm paying attention.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Okay, but can you have something for Amy Man go ahead.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Here her with her brother.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Last week, my friend.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
James Yes was on here. Use it s at words.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Amy that got on here said shrink flation.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
Know what they had at me?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
I was like, Amy was like, and he was like
this shrink She like, shrink flation?
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Is that rude?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I know that? That lets me know, Amy, you watch
Fox News. That's a Fox News.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Word, right hey, and a word with friends that's seventy
seven points, the seventy seven point word.
Speaker 10 (20:32):
Bro as a bit. I'm a bigger lady.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
As a bigger lady, I've been looking at shrink flation
on my little debbies for years.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
I talked about it weekly. That's where I hear it.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You're not paying you hears about that.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
I don't think the little debbies have survived like a
nuclear holocaust.
Speaker 10 (20:48):
There's smaller.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
Look at them.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
She's right about that.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Little debbie stacks have gotten smaller years smaller.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
It happens because my wife tell you it ain't what
it was ten years ago.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
I don't know. I don't know because I moisturizing. I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Yo, Like she's like, long as the mortgage paid, I
don't care.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Indicator that part.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
God, which.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
It's like it'd be like this, James, is it?
Speaker 8 (21:28):
That's how you get it? Used to be like that,
But that's like that moisturize the baby.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Hey, used to be a buffet?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Now? Is this all?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Is this all?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Hey? Now?
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Hey, Jim, now it's tapas.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
I don't want to I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
They call it what they call it the restaurant small plates.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
But at least she can watch your shows undisturbed, you know, start, Okay,
hold on, hold on, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
That's really funny.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
Man, was it rude? I feel bad that was read?
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Oh no, you wasn't here. Last week when James used
the big word and then.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I had to pause because James, when when James get
around Jeff, he become an upping the tiger, bro. Yeah,
big words and stuff like like, wait a minute, Amy.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
You want to know the word I use? What was utilitarian?
Speaker 7 (22:27):
Is that the type of cigar?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
And Amy Miguel said, what do dinosaurs have to do
with this?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
James telling you?
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Like when when when Jeff around James be putting the
G at the end of the words he'd like and
not fix him?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
He said, acts and not act.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
I'm like yo, jus ours.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Hey, I said what I said, let's just move forward and.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
What that means. I'm gonna take that to the side
of just take that out of missus.
Speaker 11 (22:58):
Slack Bron didn't like the word when I used commodification either.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Whoa whoa whoa.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Hey not on the first date. Amy like like, yeah, that's.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
One hundred and twelve points somewhere.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Hey, that word to get you into some of the
community colleges for free.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
If you say that word, you say that.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Word, you get to go to Blissia East Campus, which
is at HBCU West Campus, West Campus, Weston.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'll be telling people that I went to HBCU Valencia
West Campus, West Campus. Black as hell. They had a
step team.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Hey, man, like, yo, James, you plaid.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah what.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Hell James Jesus.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
In fly five Slam of Bankers. He got he got
to be branded on his arm.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
He's still paying that off. It's funny.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
He got set that truck to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Too cool.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
But it's good to see y'all.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
Man.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
I miss y'all, man, I was. I was actually in Atlanta, man,
I missed you guys man, how.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
To get time?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
What were you exactly? What are you doing in Atlanta?
Went to a concert.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Yeah, yeah, we see Yeah, we went to go see
Monica and Brandy.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
So lately a lot of black acts haven't been coming
to Florida.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Well I know, yeah, go to Atlanta and Florida.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
But Atlanta, they're going ahead.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah, so we start, you know, Sean lived there forever,
and so we went to Atlanta.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Monicam Brandy and it was dope.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
She brought out on Kelly Rowland, Maya, Miss Elliott, Ludah,
Jermaine Dupree.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Ray J oh my gosh, of course, okay, of course
ray J gonna come out of the Brandy.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
He didn't sing, He didn't sing.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
He just came out like she just brought him out
and was like my brother ray J.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
And then my but funniest part, Tank. My wife loved Tank.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You don't love Tank and Tank I.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Can't stand you hate Tank because no, let's my wife
like Tank.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Tank.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Mike was messing up like my mic be messing up
all the time.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
So I sang Tank verse for my wife. She's like,
I'm like, no, Tank, I don't like him, but I
know Tank, we had a good time.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You stay for your wife and his mic didn't work.
That was very utilitarian of you.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
That's what I did.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Yes, that's what I do because because of because of shrink.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Flation, what no lips coming up?
Speaker 5 (25:39):
And we and they had a corner coopia of whoa,
I said, they put this card.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
You know that Ludacris is Monica's cousin, right, Yes, she
said that.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
She said, gave my first cousin lud.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
And it's funny because you know, I will make this
post tomorrow. A lot of nineties groups are going back
on the road.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
So boys and me and Joess both of me and
New Audition and Tony Braxton are going on the road
and we're going back to Atlanta for their show.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
And that's my birthday weekends.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Okay, ken, I got to ask man because I want
to get down on somebody's r and b Ax, you're
going to see man, like, how do you.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Working it out?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Like our tickets at a price that it's not gonna break?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
We banged it breaks the bank, but we don't care
because you Jay, remember we used to talk about stuff
you would spend money on and didn't care.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Experience it is.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
It is concerts for me and my white We went
down our list of concerts and we think we're up
there like twenty plus in our in our ten years
of being together, concerts are so we go.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
We were on the floor, Monica and Brandy.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Is that we were up up because it was too late.
We bought tickets kind of late, but we were.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
On the floor.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
We we love going to concerts, so when we going
in March, we actually are good in.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
The A suite.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
What Okay, we.
Speaker 8 (27:01):
Love concerts, bro, that's that's that is. I realized them.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
I kept saying, I ain't got a thing, And after
this weekend, I realized it's concerts.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
And you know what.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
And and I would say at this age, if you
have something that you love and want to do, that's
when you should spend money on something. Splurge because you
you the memories you make from this, the experience you
get from that, it's gonna be priceless.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So I love that for y'all. Man, you know, me
and my wife, our thing is I'm.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Gonna tell you this, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
These knees and ankles don't held up like they used to.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
I had to sit down.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I could see, here's a tree, here's what.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
When you buy tickets, you got to get seats in
a place where you know everyone's going to be standing.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
So you got the aisle, I got the always.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Get out to you because file and do this. Yeah,
I always know.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
I always get to oe because I got a pee
all the time, because I got a little kid.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Talk about roping a weekend just lead to the side like, yeah, yeah,
dude's in a quarter right now.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Man, that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I would love I like concerts too, And we splurged
to go see Alicia Keys that that was not a
cheap concert, but boy did my wife love seeing her live.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
I take care, I take care of I take for
live shows.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
I mean we go to Vegas, we get the sofa seats,
and we get the sofa seats. Somebody comes that the
people in the band come by and say hello to you.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, I don't even know what that was.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
We went to see Mary J.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Blise at the Kids Center and we walked to the
back of Good Drinks. I'm like, sofa, I got sofa seats.
That's that's on our next list right.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
There, Jeff. Seats are so expensive.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
The band not only walked by him, the bass player
headed him his base and said, I'll be right back.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
We saw the kids and uh, my boy, uh wall
bar fist bought me and goes, thank you for taking one.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
For the team because he knew what I was there for.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's funny, Okay, he knew man.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Melissa and gave me the give me the fist bump.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
I was going, thank you. I was just thinking about
blue Browsers.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
So we I mean, you knew coming on the show.
What's the last concert you've been to?
Speaker 10 (29:18):
So I have a story about Ludacris.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Actually, my husband hung out with Ludacris one night and
it was.
Speaker 10 (29:24):
Down at Wall Street.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Your husband, what's your husband do?
Speaker 10 (29:28):
He's a sound guy, he's a sound engineer.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
People were trying to get in at Wall Street, like
where there was a fence up, and Ludacris was like, hey,
y'all want to come in here?
Speaker 10 (29:39):
And some girls were like yeah, and he's.
Speaker 11 (29:40):
Like, I bet you would, and then he walked away.
But he's my husband said, he was so fun and
so nice and so cool and we've always loved did
Ludacris cain?
Speaker 10 (29:55):
Did he play anything?
Speaker 5 (29:56):
While you were Welcome to Atlanta in the prediate Welcome
to Atlanta, Yeah, lose your mind, kickers. I stood up
because I so I twisted my ankle sometime this weekend.
I don't know when to where, but my ankle is
like the size of an orange right now. I don't
know how I have but but it wasn't hurting when
they came out to Welcome to Atlanta.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
That's the audience. It's Atlanta went crazy.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
But but Amy, I got a similar story.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
Everybody know. I met Bobby Brown on Wall Street. I
was like the dude from Well got.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
To take a break, wait kill us after we get back.
This is a good story man.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Then met Bobby Brown at Wall Street. We'll be right back,
so he could tell it right here on Real Life,
Real Radio one or four point one. Welcome back. Everybody
(31:02):
is still tuned in the Real Labs. On Real Radio
one or four point one. I am James Jon joined
by Ken Miller, Amy Liquor and Jeff the Batman Kaufman.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
We are Real Lash and night Cap of Comedy.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Now.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
We were just discussing that the thing that my man
likes to do, mister Ken Miller and his wife is
go to good concerts, but not just get any old seat.
We ain't talking to those bleeds. We ain't even talk
in the first section. We are sitting on the floor. Baby,
that's why we ip so he can rest them legs.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I get it, Can I get it?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
You were just talking about the fact that you met
some of your some of the people you loved, as
far as seeing them in concert, you met some of
these people in person. Ken, you were just telling us
that you met Bobby Brown look him, man, Yeah, hey, can.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
You hear me?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
We can hear yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
All right.
Speaker 9 (31:48):
So to breface this story, me and my wife had
got into an argument that night, so I went downtown.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Oh so I'm downtown and it can't real quick.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Let me tell you something. Here's how you know that
you were right in that argument? God, let you meet
Bobby Brown.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
Hey, hey, what we say, won't you do it?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Won't do't you do it? You won't do it? So
I didn't want to.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
I get down town.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
This is a couple of years ago, and he had
just performed that U.
Speaker 10 (32:16):
S s Okay, Now I saw him when I was
in high school. High school or was waterhouse.
Speaker 8 (32:22):
But yeah, first of all, I ain't that damn.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Oh, I wasn't where you black in high school?
Speaker 10 (32:31):
Ten thousand, you're older.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
I moved here.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Oh for Amy oh yeah, but for twenty years it
was it was a new edition.
Speaker 10 (32:40):
He got a resident on the audition for taking his
pants off.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Well, Amy, I'm gonna ask you something.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I need you to be nice to can don't be cruel, Yo,
don't be cruel because it's.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
My parrogative to talk about your faith.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Family right.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
And let him step your husband took to leave you.
So I'm going together and I met I met the
other bar because you know, the other bar was always
my hangout. I go there to drink free. So it's
me Kevin, shout out, Kevin a little who on the
other bar, and the other bar's empty. It's me Kevin Little.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
The bar tend is like one other person. But who
across the.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Way is packed And one of the dudes moves come.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Up and say, yeah, man, buddy from uh Bobby Brown?
I said Bobby, He said Bobby Brown. Bro I read
by Hey you saw me?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Can't ran in there doing a cabbage pack cocaine. Where
I got where?
Speaker 5 (33:49):
I had on some biker shorts like I don't even
know why I got this out.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
There for.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I get in there.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
The bouncer let me in because he knows me from
other bar.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
I be lying right to the bobble and at the time
Amy that playing every little step, Nobody in the bar
even notices it's Bobby Brown.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
I go up to him. I'm like, oh my god,
it's a bunch of young kids.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, I'm not like yo yo.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
I'm like your bit. My wife will tell you. I'm
I'm on the Bobby Brown. I'm president of that fan cub.
I love Bobby Brown. I took a picture Bobby.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Brown, you know in America?
Speaker 8 (34:24):
What is it to America coming to America?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
When the dude has his hat off after he meets
him in the bathroom. My wife said, you did smile
that hard in our wedding picture, Bobby.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
You know, Bobby Brown to the other bar.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
I said, hey, man, hey, I own a bar across
the way if you want to come have a drink.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
And you said that I own a bar.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
He came to the other bar, him, his his bass player,
and Kenny Little was there, gave him cigarette, smoked a cigarette.
We sitting there, just us in there drinking for about
an hour, joking, laughing, cool as Bobby, Bobby, cool as
a mug. I walked out to it in the Wall
Street we took that left going up towards Corona before
(35:15):
I was smoking cigars. I gave him some dapths. I
love you, man, saying, man, thanks for hanging. And I
went home and came home and apologized.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
Yes, yes, I met Bobby Brown, and so she forgave me.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
That's funny. I don't know. Hey, go ahead, y'all.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
I no, they're no forgiveness.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
She's like you.
Speaker 7 (35:40):
So if we didn't have that fight, I'd have been
the one to meet.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Bobby brownyd not if it were whitning to Houston. Oh,
she loved it. She ain't Bobby fan. But I walked
up in here and I.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Was like, hey, you're not a Bobby fan? How you
not a fan? Not like not like that, like not
like I'm a fan.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Well, you don't have to be a huge fan to go, Oh,
that's Bobby Bro.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Bobby Brown saying, saying, what what do you call that?
He sang the title song where he sang ghost know.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
I'm saying, no, that's Ray Parker.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
He sang dude, yeah by Brown, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
He sang the soundtrack to My Childhood like new Edition,
Bobby Brown, like that, look.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Dan, He was like Bobby but it's not like I
like and she loved you audition.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
You know what's don't be cruel was the biggest album
of my young child. Bobby Brown was a good star, dude.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Imagine selling that thirteen fourteen millions.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Of an R and B out album, not a pop,
an R and album. He was the biggest. But you
were right about you.
Speaker 7 (36:43):
He could be in a bunch of kids.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
They won't know the difference like boys to men is
like that, Like I saw boys the men in somebody's
backyard and it was for it was for a graduation.
None of these kids knew he was. I was on
the I was like a loan by the stage, going
B word, are you people.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
If you could afford boys to man in your backyard?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You make so much money you have no idea what
to do with it?
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah, that that's you.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
Hey, ignorant. I got I got immature money. I had
him in my backyard.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Jane's Hey, I can remember, Hey, I got I got
Romeo mill of money.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Brod All come in to America.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
That was thinking at the talent. I got that dude's money.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Come on.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
The bartender, Hey, I got seeing the music factor?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
O god, you know the dude Downtown be sellings mixtape.
I got him.
Speaker 7 (37:48):
I got the guy who makes his mixtapes.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I got Jordani and hot Dog Money. That's all right.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
I got my slip money, bro, I got you in
here wrapping yo.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
Like, how's that talking? Good?
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Lord?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Oh my gosh, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
But Ken, I want to say this, man, it's on
my bucket list to see some good concerts because I
get to see a bunch in my day because money
was time be ready.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Twenty twenty six is going to be the rise of
nineties in the past five years. So one twelve, Case
and Total are going on tour and they were talking
about it. Jagged Edge is about to go on tour.
Jody is on tour. There is a resurgence of the
nineties in it now, and.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
It started because we can afford tickets. Yes, but there's
four tickets. We can afford tickets.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Radio has changed. We still mess with the radio.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
One of our stations that we grew up with came
back and we loved it because there's no representation for
our music nowadays. And somebody got smart, like there's a
market out there people who want to listen to nineties
two thousand music.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
One or two jams is one of those things.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
They said this on when they had one twelve case
in total, and on Breakfast Club Breakfast, I said, because
the nineties was a pure party.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Nobody had a.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Phone out, nobody was recording. We we were just in
the club dance like I remember leaving the club at
two in the morning.
Speaker 10 (39:19):
Oh yeah, always wet it out, wed it out.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
What you had the time of your life.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
You had your life.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
I went, I ham a pans, I hadma plans everything.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
I went to.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
One night, I went to Corona and the crossroom.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Corona is a bar and the dudes was playing spending
Me and everybody's standing around.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Nobody, nobody dances. We went to the club to club.
Speaker 10 (39:49):
We business casual. We were wearing blaze, we were aware,
wearing heels. We were dancing.
Speaker 7 (39:57):
Had smooth Yeah, anymore glitter.
Speaker 10 (40:04):
I had so much litter.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Somebody used to make the show. They used to make
songs about get your back up off the wall, coming.
Speaker 10 (40:12):
From the windows wall, talk about it.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
I heard all the people say, yeah, come.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
On, and this is your right of passage. You a
young man, and you walk behind. A girl started dancing
and then she turned around. And kim dancing.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
It was all good, It was all right. She turned
around on her friend grabbed her.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
You the way it was anybody noticing that there was
always because girls travel like it's a military unit, by
the way, and there's always one girl that is the.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
C B the locker. She's blocking everything going on. She
don't want to know.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
She ain't never gonna find something you can't find. Sure, yes, Amy,
why is that? Why is there always one girl?
Speaker 5 (40:56):
Why is it always know how to be the safety.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Not the safety girl, the hater girl, you know, the
hater friend let her want you?
Speaker 7 (41:07):
You the girl from Facts of Life we're talking about
we got the.
Speaker 10 (41:10):
Lesbian, we got the we got the hater we got.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
But then nowadays you have to move in groups or
you have somebody that's got, you know, a man. Already
I got the man, you know, so you already have
the people that have the man. And sometimes they've already
been humped on nine times. We can't have it be
humped all night, so you come later on the night.
If you've been humping later, then you're out, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
But there's always one girl who takes the girl away.
And you were trying to just get some kind of
rhythm going.
Speaker 9 (41:36):
Yeah, real real quick. Yeah, I was I was the
dude that would help, so I get the hater girl.
Yeah even if she was but ugly. I'm like, don't
worry about it. I take one for the team. You're good, dad,
and that's why, that's why God will Chamberlain numbers.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Hey, you know how in basketball they give you a hein't.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Got triple doubles. Don't get Ken is the John stockman
and wingman.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
But it was the nineties when when he got to
talking about it, he was like everybody was in the moment.
He was talking about how he went to the tunnel
and there was no green room, so you were just
standing next to total Mace Craig Like it wasn't like,
oh I need to take a picture.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
You were just like, yo, moment, yeah, what's up?
Speaker 4 (42:34):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (42:36):
At the concert, everybody like.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Like, by the way, if you noticed how good our
ninety stars look still good, looks for the same from
the nineties. Ken cam Cameron looks the same from like
those age black cracks.
Speaker 11 (42:59):
When y'all Bill Bellamy on I couldn't speak out, was
like he looks amazing, he looks.
Speaker 10 (43:05):
It looks amazing. It's ins incredible with that.
Speaker 8 (43:08):
Lead single from Aerosmill look like.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Old Bill.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
I have a friend of mine who fixed people. Her
job was to fix videos, and she fixed Steven Tyler
and his face what from like he's got He's got
like guilts that they pulled it back and he he
looked good on the videos, but when you see him live,
it's like, you know, he's got a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
In an aqua.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Man, Yes, yeah, yeah, I love you, bro. I have
the most fun on this silly ass show we get
to do. Man, we are blessed to be able to
do this. Man, we just had George Wallace on the
(43:55):
show comedy Legend, Amy and Jeff are now opening up
for him.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Kids, stop by and do a guest spot.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Hey, man, it's gonna be dope as I wish I
could hang with y'all next week, But I'll be gone.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
I'll be gone too, say no, I'll be in Texas
that whole weekend.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
I thought it was the whole weekend.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Be gone.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah, by no, I'm being San Antonio that Thursday.
Speaker 8 (44:15):
Do Sunday from the military.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
Comedy Amy, You and I gotta be representing.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Hey, you got hey real laughs because christ tell us
what goes on by the.
Speaker 7 (44:23):
Way, Oh yeah, Chris, go ahead, jump on the table,
and he.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Was performing oh before we go too.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I just got to say shout out to Christ Spadic,
general manager of the Funny Bone, our babysitter, good friend.
She let us film for Hoffey Heart Robin hoff and
she let us film uh some comedy sets for her documentary.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Gluten is a joke.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
So shot out to Christal just nothing but accommodating and nice.
Always takes care of us, puts up with our shenanigans, man,
and make sure we get home.
Speaker 8 (44:51):
Says thank you, twenty seven point words.
Speaker 7 (44:56):
Yeah, but don't Countess has been on South Park.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Hey, okay, this weekend? When you got going on? Jeff,
tell everybody what you got going on every Saturday?
Speaker 7 (45:06):
My friend, we have under oathe this weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
I forgot.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
We got everybody on this weekend. You are doing it,
doing some fun stuff.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
I believe we have.
Speaker 7 (45:15):
We got a lot of guys.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
I'm really excited, Jeff, You've got a lot of famous
people coming through.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
I'm not gonna lie. You're doing great man, really good show.
Speaker 6 (45:21):
It's always bizarre to me when I go who do
I just interview exactly. Oh oh, I've got the guys
from a duck uh Duck dynasty. Duck Dinads's got their
new show. So I got to interview them, and I
looked over and I was laughing my ass off because
I made the I knew he thought I'd looked like somebody.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
He said, He did say I brought it up.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
I said, yeah, people say I look like dan akroy
He goes.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
I was wait until I got off to tell my wife,
you look like dan Akroyd.
Speaker 8 (45:46):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
That's not a bad one. Though it's not a bad one.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Amy at LeCour, where are you gonna be my friend,
dispensing all this fine knowledge that you have.
Speaker 10 (45:53):
Let's see, I'm gonna be on a podcast this week.
In Kermit's podcast, I saw a clipse of that girl.
You go so fun. We've been having a Kermit wears
a hat so I don't read his mind. He gets
very scared.
Speaker 11 (46:06):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I love that he is the naw dude podcast. That's
gonna be awesome for you. Amy, very nic that's a
really good time.
Speaker 10 (46:14):
So how about this weekend?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
So very nice, mister k Miller, what you got going
on this weekend?
Speaker 8 (46:18):
Brother o, hold on, what the show here?
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Wednesday?
Speaker 5 (46:24):
Thursday, I would be in Tampa with ONGs Wicks. The
first show sold out. We got thirty tickets left for
the late show. And then Friday, I'm summer feet. I'm somewhere, man,
it's somewhere. I ain't got to sell no ticket, squad because.
Speaker 8 (46:38):
I'm gay the rate. I'm getting the rate.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
And then Saturday, man, I'm gonna be chilling, man, so
I might go see you at the Bone and go
check it out.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
If not, man, see if my wife will let me.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
That is funny.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
I will not be anywhere this weekend. I'm actually celebrating
my wedding anniversary. That's like, yeah, so Universal problem.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Time flies because I swear we just celebrated.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
This like two months we did.
Speaker 7 (47:11):
But he went to Universal last year too, we did.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
I got a hotel room Universal, like Ken said, find
something that you love to do, and what we love
to do is go to theme parks and stay at
hotels and resorts.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
So that's what we're going with. My friend got married that.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
Time, so that's the cheapest time they got a hotel.
It's like November seventh.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
You ain't lying here, you James and James is like that.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yep, Hey I told you girl, you got you about
to get the best three minutes of your life.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Just dry, just dry. Yeah, hey dry d. That's what
you get for anniversary. Thank you guys so much for
listening on.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Behalf of myself, Jamie John, that's mister Kid Miller, Amy
La cour and Jeff the Batman Coffee.
Speaker 8 (47:57):
We are real last.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
We'll see you all tomorrow, all right, can tell them
what to do.
Speaker 8 (48:01):
Take your ass the bed corner.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Kopius be out.
Welcome everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You have just tuned in the Real Labs on Real
Radio one or four point one. I'm your host tonight,
mister James Type three on.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
That is correct.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm joining virtual studio with some really good friends of
mine today.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
We're gonna make it quick because you've got a very
special guest.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
First off, our official sponsor from Kaufman and Lynn. They
have been representing and winning for the good people over
Orlando for over twenty years. Right here, the personal injury attorneys,
mister Jeff the Batman Kaufman, the godfather of Orlando commedy,
mister Ken Miller's in the building. And Amy LeCour, our
favorite comedic therapist, is here looking absolutely wonderful. But we
got a special guest, y'all, Yes, we do. A man
(00:43):
that needs no introduction, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
You can think of any late night show ever in
the history of TV. He has been on IT, movies, TV, everywhere.
Mister Vegas himself, I got to work with this man.
He is truly a comedic legend. V one the only
doctor George Wallace. Come on, y'all, come.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
On now, hello everybody. What a pleasure to be with
you guys don't know you.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I haven't met you yet, but you guys look great.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Hey, I gotta tell him.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I had the pleasure of working with him down in
Naples at a club and something that had happened. Mister Wallace.
You flew into Tampa and they drove you to Naples,
right you live?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I never remember, you know, I do so many shows.
You know that must have been at least forty five
years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Forty five.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, that's when I started, yeah comedy, forty five years ago.
I was a young young James gag at Googoo. Yeah,
and you left your back at the Tampa airport and
you called me up. I'll never forget getting a phone
call from George Wallace. He said, hey, hey, this is
George Wallace. Boy what I said, Yes, sir, how can
I help you? He goes, we working together this weekend.
(01:52):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I forgot my bag at the Tampa airport. I need
you to pick it up.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And I said, mister Wallace, whatever you need, I will
pick it up. He said, hey, and when you bring
me my bag, you better not have taken one god
damn thing.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Out of it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
And then you thought about it, mister Wallsher you said,
wait a minute, wait a minute, wait, I need to
talk mess to you after I get the bag.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, this is true.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And we worked and we had a great week.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
We worked at a fish We worked at a fish place.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, off, and yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Smell like fish.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You still smell like this.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Listen you. I left my merchandise in the.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Back room and I swear to God when I got on.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The airplane and going like, I still smell fish. Yeah
it was. Yeah, matter of fact, you James stayed in
the car.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
He was here.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He wouldn't even come in the room.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Hey man, it was such a pleasure working with you
because not only are you who you are, you are
very funny. We all know that legends will, but you
are one of the kindest, most giving people I've ever met.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And I got to give you your flowers while.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You hear mister Wallace, the club had a certain person
that was supposed to bring you back to your hotel
and you and one thing that you do after your show,
you make sure you talk to all those wonderful people
that come see you. You don't rush anybody out, So
you were taking your time talking to everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You were.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You were just hanging out, being a good gracious host
if you will. And I said to you, hey, mister Wallace,
I know it's getting late. I'll take you back to
your hotel so these people don't have to And you said, no,
that's what they get paid to do. You get paid
to tell jokes. That is not your job. Yes, what
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you said, And I will never forget that. Because this
club had a rule if you were the opening act,
you can only get a hamburger or a pizza. Mister Wallace,
I was ordering my food and you said, I'm gonna
have a steak, James, and I said, oh I would, Yeah,
I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Get a burger.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Why are you gonna get a burger? And they got
all this good food. I said, I told you the rules.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You told the owner I said, he gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Have a steak, and anybody got a prom you can
take it up with me. So I got a steak
from that place that night. Let me tell you, mister Wallace,
they never let me work there again.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Don't order, but let me tell you if you're with me,
if you're working with me, just tell me what you want.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
We won't have it.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Okay, Amen?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Amen, about that, and he really was that genuine in
that night. Mister Wallace, I don't even You've done everything
in entertainment, my friend.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
You are regarded as one of the best to ever
do it.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Is there anything on your list that you haven't accomplished
that you still want to do?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You I can't tell you this. I can tell you
guys you're in Alanda. You know what I want to do.
But I'm very serious about this. I am so blessed.
I have accomplished almost everything. I'm just gonna tell you
that my ultimate goal was to work in Las Vegas.
When I was starting for the nine years ago. Come on,
because mine fella and I we were talking about Pat
Henry and Don Rickles and some of the guys that
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made three hundred.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Thousand dollars a year. Yes, sir, hey, that's all I
want to do is make three hundred thouand dollars year.
I don't give a damn about anything else. I just
want to work Lost Bakers shows.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
I didn't know anything about acting or television or anything
like that.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
And guess what, I went to Las Vegas for thirty days,
sixty days, ninety days and wound.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Up being fifteen years, and I just hit me about
five years ago to say, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
My god, I need a new goal. What do I
do now?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Not?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
My goal is let me ask you a question. You're
not going to believe what my goal is. Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I don't know whether it can happen, but I'm gonna
work for it. I want to be the first black
Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Talk to them. Just talk to them, Talk.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
To them, Explain this stuff, make it make sense.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Go ahead, Jeff, we can make that to you. As
much chicken as black people eat.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
And as many Colonel Sanders they've had, why not have
a black one?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I can't find anything wrong in that logic.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I have the wig, I got the hair, I got
the Masai.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Why not have Yeah? Why not? I'm a block?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Uh, Colonel Sanders, Okay, KFC, I know you're listening because
most people do. Most companies do when we do real last,
if you guys are listening, it would be a.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Crime, a travesty.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
There's no justice in America if we don't have mister
George Wallace be the next Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Why not you?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
So you call Young Corporation right now up in Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
And uh, and you talk to somebody. Jeff, you're the lord.
You're representing me.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, there you go, Jeff, you got a new client.
Look at that. You can pay me a chicken.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Right, you want to hold bucket?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yes? Original though, he.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Again, original is the best, don't you think? Yes? Yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I'll be the lone one out. I'll be the odd
man out.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I like extra crispy, like anybody can do crispy, very
many people do good original.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
There's no flavor to the crispy. And somebody is not
using all the living spices.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
That's another thing they cut back. They're cutting back.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Listen, I was working Louisville, Kentucky now that Colonel Slanders
and Muhammad Ali are buried in the same cemetery, and
I was thinking, I bet that wasn't on his bucket list,
was it?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
What I'm laughing at? Hey, Hey, hey, doctor Wallace's uncles like, man.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Well, it ain't no Cuman in this, No, Ken.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I don't know how old you are, but there has
been a change. And I know you know this. You're
old enough to know that.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Notice the change and the taste of the Chicken, Kentucky pracchicken.
When we were kids, you were afraid to tell your mom, Mom.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
This got you this It was really good.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
But something happened. They took out the flavors. And then
it's happening. What do they call that?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Shrink? Asian is something shrink?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
What shrinking?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Shrink place?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
And they're taking the even like my, what do you call.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
These things right here? These townhouse crackers.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah, they took four off the sleeves. They're shrinking and
they took four off the sleeve and but they charged
you the same things. It's going how do you say it,
Amy's shrink gration shrinking, Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're taking
the potato. Your bags are smaller. It just filled with air.
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Everything is crazy, so that flavor doesn't taste like it
used to. In contempt your pract chicken, but it's due.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
It's an oil change, George, it's oil change. They changed
the oil.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
They try to make it the peanut oil or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Right, they had to go back to what it used
to be.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
You remember when out of Florida that the Homer Burger
king was out of Florida, Miami, and it takes two
hands to handle my whopper.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Remember when the whopper was that.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Big and that europe whopper looks the same size as
a quarter pounder.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
It's that's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
He's right, He's right.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Bro, Hey, what do they call that in the in
the in the drug game?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
She stepped it? Stepping on it?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Hey, when he held up the wrist crackers, I thought.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
It was weed.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
He was like, wait.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I'm like, didn't That's something wrong with.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
You, kid, Hey, James, real quick, Well for you. One
of my favorite things on Twitter, which is called X
is your top five? Oh yeah, and the one that
got me died right now. It's a shut in to
the top five kings in the world. Martin Luther King,
Larry King died, King Stephen King. Americans don't have a
mother king.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
And you know what I forgot? You know what I forgot.
I went back to my guy, I said, you don't
what we forgot sticking all off?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
When I leave them off just so the people can
fill the men. So I go back and reading.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh yeah, and they came up with all kinds of king,
bb King. They came up with all kinds of kings,
different kings.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
They're so they're so good.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
I know, people talking about you being a great stand up,
they don't understand how great of a writer you are
because it being the right in short sets, because it.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
Is short sets.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
To be the right in short sets and to get
somebody's attention, it's brilliant.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
That's very hard to do, is that you. That's my
book called bull Twip. Yes, Yes, that's.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, yes, bull quit. Yeah. I wanted to say bull.
I wanted to say bull yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
And I put all of those in the top five
this and uh, it's a lot of fun doing that,
but it's hard.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Right now.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I'm just trying to write and have fun, and I'm
on the road and trying to do new jokes and
have some fun.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I hope I have some fun in Florida and.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
You will, you, George, how long were you at the
Flamingo for I was.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
At the Flamingo for ten years and I went away
for a few months and they called me back at
the Westgate. And because I'm the only black man who
ever owned this.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Shit, told you Jim, Yes, he didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
His show was not one of those shows where he
was hired. He owned his own show.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
I reas the room at the Flamingo seven hundred and
fifty seats every night, and of course we didn't sell
out every night, but weekends.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
We were heavy strong.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
And I made it, you know, doing my marketing and advertising.
I got it down to eighty eight people that I
could make money in that big gass room you go,
so you could buy. You know, when you're when you
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own the club, you gotta make some money for the
first year when I met. For the first year, I
took no money. I took no earnings. I took know nothing,
put all the money back into the streets. So something
you guys don't know is before I was in comedy,
I was vice president of the world's largest after advertising
agency in New York City. All of the Times Square,
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the billboards and spectaculars.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
That's what I do.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
So that's how I made me In Las Vegas. I'm
the only one to ever put five advertising trucks back
to back to back to back, And people said, George
Wallace is crazy. Why would he put five trucks back
to That was the talk of town.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Why are you talking about it?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Because you knew what you were doing.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Ye yeah, And now you go to Las Vegas, everybody's
doing it. But I knew the advertising game.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
I knew how to say, Look, I'm gonna buy a
six boards and you're gonna give me six.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
And I said, no, we can't do that.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I said, why not? You got six open up there?
Nobody all put me on them, you see, everybody but
follow me? Correct And they did it and it worked
out from me. I had more boards billboards in Las
Vegas than any hotel.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I believe it. And it worked out for you, my friend,
mister Vegas.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
And I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I made a lot of money. But at fifteen years,
guess what happened at it for me? Go Jeff, here's
what happened. I'm on stage and I've been there ten years.
The little kinny Jewish guy come up on stage during
my show and he says, this has been wonderful. This
has been awesome. We've been here ten years and that's it.
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Way out of here and we manage each other, micro
manage each other in some way. And I said, you
know what, you're right, quit ahead, And of course you
know who my best friend is.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yes, sir, that's who it was.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
And we I said, okay, you got a point. I'm
going to go on the road. Now, I've been here
long enough. I'm gonna go on the road and go
to cities that I haven't come. People can't come to me.
That's why I'm coming to Orlando. People can't come to
Las Vegas. I'm coming to Orlando. But I gotta admit.
I tell everybody when I'm coming to Orlando. In Las Vegas,
(14:10):
it's two hundred and fifty dollars to see me, Okay,
when I come to Orlando, I'll take it thirty five
forty five fifty five dollars. Yes, sir, that's the kind
of jokes you're gonna get.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Let me tell you you gonna get.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Hey, I gotta mind. I got a mind. Everybody that
is gonna be.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
James and the people in the back. Sometime I turn
the sound off.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
They don't deserve to hear the same jokes.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
And people paid the sixty dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You man, ladies and gentlemen. Missus.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
George Walla's gonna be performing at the Orlando Moneybone on
November fourteenth and fifteenth, that's Friday and Saturday. Get your
tickets right now. Go to Orlando dot Funnybone dot com.
Get your tickets to come see a legend in person
is absolutely gonna.
Speaker 8 (15:00):
To kill it.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I gotta say, mister Wallace, thank you so much for
always being genuine, original and so good to everybody that
you perform for and comedians at work with you. I'll
never forget how kind you were and you stood up
for me to those people at that club.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Thank you, mister Wallace for being with us today.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I gotta say, I just want to be as nice
to Amy and Jeff as that was to you.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
I'm looking for to have fun. Ken, I'm glad you're
not there.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Thank you so much. Ladies, don't love you. I love
you so much as well again anytime, Yes, you will
love you.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
This is doctor George Wallace.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
I love you and there's absolutely nothing you can do it.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
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welcome back everybody. You are still listening to Real Last
All Real Radio one O four point one. I'm your
host to night. James Jon join the studio with a
bevy of comedians, mister Kid Miller, the godfather of Orlando Comedy,
America's favorite comedy therapist Amy LeCour and Jeff Batman Kaufman,
creator of comic books and a lawyer and comedian. Extraordinary.
(17:05):
We just had the amazing George Wallace on our show.
Not only was a man, funny, gracious, original, sincere, but
he gave Jeff Kaufman and Amy LaCour opening spots for
him next.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Week on Come on, man, clap for that.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That's amazing. Congratulations to YouTube. That's amazing working for legend.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Can't wait. That's that's that's a that's a moment. In
history that we got a piece of.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
And yes I have true.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
I'm just I'm blown away by it because I was
telling you guys beforehand.
Speaker 7 (17:33):
I mean I actually went to his show fourteen years ago.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Floyd Merriweather was sitting in the booth behind me and
he was going, I came here for you.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Man.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
It gave him the and wo. He put on an
hour and a half and it was a masterclass. Yes,
one of my favorite, one of my favorite.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
You know so I love it. I love it.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
I'm blown away by it. I'm just gotcha humbled, ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Gotcha, Amy, you get to you get another black friend
out there?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Look at that now I have like six.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
I'm so happy.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
She was out there like one little little cad coworkers.
Speaker 10 (18:11):
Does that colleagues?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Now, Amy, I gotta say this, Uh this.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Is this is a judge free zone. But tonight I
noticed that you are all made up, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I see you out there.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
We had company. I wanted to look nice.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Wait wait a minute, the company.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Wait wait again, So you're saying, well you on our
radio show.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Hey man, we.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Get a comedian. Now she's got to make up. She
got the little bangs going.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
You got her.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Pens cutting out. Now get out?
Speaker 10 (18:48):
Oh my hey man, the class.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That's funny like Amy's family in the closet because they
can't come out when real company comes a new silverware.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Put it that way. I didn't want to.
Speaker 11 (19:00):
Kind of make fun of me in front of Dr Wallace,
say my wig is bad.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I was like, what can I do? You can't make
fun of me? Who was your company though?
Speaker 10 (19:12):
Dr Wallace?
Speaker 8 (19:13):
George Wallace are your company? Yeah, you got dressed up
for George Wallace.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
At your house. The actual people came over.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
But you're saying, we had a guest on our friend, yo,
and you dressed up for them and never dress up
for us.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
Yes, your family, you dressed up for family.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
All.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Ain't dressed up y'all, y'all ain't got no makeup on.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
You for me?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
How you know I ain't gonna no make up on?
You think my eyelashes naturally look like this? You think
I woke up like this?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
You think like beautiful? He looks so good?
Speaker 7 (19:42):
Yes, yes, Ken, What do you gotta say?
Speaker 10 (19:46):
What are you gonna he's watching this game? You're not
even paying attention.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
No, I'm paying attention.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Okay, but can you have something for Amy Man go ahead.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Here her with her brother.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Last week, my friend.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
James Yes was on here. Use it s at words.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Amy that got on here said shrink flation.
Speaker 8 (20:07):
Know what they had at me?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
I was like, Amy was like, and he was like
this shrink She like, shrink flation?
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Is that rude?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I know that? That lets me know, Amy, you watch
Fox News. That's a Fox News.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Word, right hey, and a word with friends that's seventy
seven points, the seventy seven point word.
Speaker 10 (20:32):
Bro as a bit. I'm a bigger lady.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
As a bigger lady, I've been looking at shrink flation
on my little debbies for years.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
I talked about it weekly. That's where I hear it.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You're not paying you hears about that.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
I don't think the little debbies have survived like a
nuclear holocaust.
Speaker 10 (20:48):
There's smaller.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
Look at them.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
She's right about that.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Little debbie stacks have gotten smaller years smaller.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
It happens because my wife tell you it ain't what
it was ten years ago.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
I don't know. I don't know because I moisturizing. I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Yo, Like she's like, long as the mortgage paid, I
don't care.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
Indicator that part.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
God, which.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
It's like it'd be like this, James, is it?
Speaker 8 (21:28):
That's how you get it? Used to be like that,
But that's like that moisturize the baby.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Hey, used to be a buffet?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Now? Is this all?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Is this all?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Hey? Now?
Speaker 8 (21:39):
Hey, Jim, now it's tapas.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
I don't want to I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
They call it what they call it the restaurant small plates.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
But at least she can watch your shows undisturbed, you know, start, Okay,
hold on, hold on, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
That's really funny.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
Man, was it rude? I feel bad that was read?
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Oh no, you wasn't here. Last week when James used
the big word and then.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I had to pause because James, when when James get
around Jeff, he become an upping the tiger, bro. Yeah,
big words and stuff like like, wait a minute, Amy.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
You want to know the word I use? What was utilitarian?
Speaker 7 (22:27):
Is that the type of cigar?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
And Amy Miguel said, what do dinosaurs have to do
with this?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
James telling you?
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Like when when when Jeff around James be putting the
G at the end of the words he'd like and
not fix him?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
He said, acts and not act.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
I'm like yo, jus ours.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Hey, I said what I said, let's just move forward and.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
What that means. I'm gonna take that to the side
of just take that out of missus.
Speaker 11 (22:58):
Slack Bron didn't like the word when I used commodification either.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Whoa whoa whoa.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Hey not on the first date. Amy like like, yeah, that's.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
One hundred and twelve points somewhere.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Hey, that word to get you into some of the
community colleges for free.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
If you say that word, you say that.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Word, you get to go to Blissia East Campus, which
is at HBCU West Campus, West Campus, Weston.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'll be telling people that I went to HBCU Valencia
West Campus, West Campus. Black as hell. They had a
step team.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Hey, man, like, yo, James, you plaid.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah what.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Hell James Jesus.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
In fly five Slam of Bankers. He got he got
to be branded on his arm.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
He's still paying that off. It's funny.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
He got set that truck to Vegas.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Too cool.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
But it's good to see y'all.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
Man.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
I miss y'all, man, I was. I was actually in Atlanta, man,
I missed you guys man, how.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
To get time?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
What were you exactly? What are you doing in Atlanta?
Went to a concert.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Yeah, yeah, we see Yeah, we went to go see
Monica and Brandy.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
So lately a lot of black acts haven't been coming
to Florida.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Well I know, yeah, go to Atlanta and Florida.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
But Atlanta, they're going ahead.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Yeah, so we start, you know, Sean lived there forever,
and so we went to Atlanta.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Monicam Brandy and it was dope.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
She brought out on Kelly Rowland, Maya, Miss Elliott, Ludah,
Jermaine Dupree.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Ray J oh my gosh, of course, okay, of course
ray J gonna come out of the Brandy.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
He didn't sing, He didn't sing.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
He just came out like she just brought him out
and was like my brother ray J.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
And then my but funniest part, Tank. My wife loved Tank.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You don't love Tank and Tank I.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
Can't stand you hate Tank because no, let's my wife
like Tank.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Tank.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Mike was messing up like my mic be messing up
all the time.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
So I sang Tank verse for my wife. She's like,
I'm like, no, Tank, I don't like him, but I
know Tank, we had a good time.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You stay for your wife and his mic didn't work.
That was very utilitarian of you.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
That's what I did.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Yes, that's what I do because because of because of shrink.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Flation, what no lips coming up?
Speaker 5 (25:39):
And we and they had a corner coopia of whoa,
I said, they put this card.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
You know that Ludacris is Monica's cousin, right, Yes, she
said that.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
She said, gave my first cousin lud.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
And it's funny because you know, I will make this
post tomorrow. A lot of nineties groups are going back
on the road.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
So boys and me and Joess both of me and
New Audition and Tony Braxton are going on the road
and we're going back to Atlanta for their show.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
And that's my birthday weekends.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Okay, ken, I got to ask man because I want
to get down on somebody's r and b Ax, you're
going to see man, like, how do you.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Working it out?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Like our tickets at a price that it's not gonna break?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
We banged it breaks the bank, but we don't care
because you Jay, remember we used to talk about stuff
you would spend money on and didn't care.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Experience it is.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
It is concerts for me and my white We went
down our list of concerts and we think we're up
there like twenty plus in our in our ten years
of being together, concerts are so we go.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
We were on the floor, Monica and Brandy.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Is that we were up up because it was too late.
We bought tickets kind of late, but we were.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
On the floor.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
We we love going to concerts, so when we going
in March, we actually are good in.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
The A suite.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
What Okay, we.
Speaker 8 (27:01):
Love concerts, bro, that's that's that is. I realized them.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
I kept saying, I ain't got a thing, And after
this weekend, I realized it's concerts.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
And you know what.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
And and I would say at this age, if you
have something that you love and want to do, that's
when you should spend money on something. Splurge because you
you the memories you make from this, the experience you
get from that, it's gonna be priceless.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So I love that for y'all. Man, you know, me
and my wife, our thing is I'm.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Gonna tell you this, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
These knees and ankles don't held up like they used to.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
I had to sit down.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I could see, here's a tree, here's what.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
When you buy tickets, you got to get seats in
a place where you know everyone's going to be standing.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
So you got the aisle, I got the always.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Get out to you because file and do this. Yeah,
I always know.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
I always get to oe because I got a pee
all the time, because I got a little kid.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Talk about roping a weekend just lead to the side like, yeah, yeah,
dude's in a quarter right now.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Man, that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I would love I like concerts too, And we splurged
to go see Alicia Keys that that was not a
cheap concert, but boy did my wife love seeing her live.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
I take care, I take care of I take for
live shows.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
I mean we go to Vegas, we get the sofa seats,
and we get the sofa seats. Somebody comes that the
people in the band come by and say hello to you.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, I don't even know what that was.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
We went to see Mary J.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Blise at the Kids Center and we walked to the
back of Good Drinks. I'm like, sofa, I got sofa seats.
That's that's on our next list right.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
There, Jeff. Seats are so expensive.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
The band not only walked by him, the bass player
headed him his base and said, I'll be right back.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
We saw the kids and uh, my boy, uh wall
bar fist bought me and goes, thank you for taking one.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
For the team because he knew what I was there for.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
That's funny, Okay, he knew man.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Melissa and gave me the give me the fist bump.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
I was going, thank you. I was just thinking about
blue Browsers.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
So we I mean, you knew coming on the show.
What's the last concert you've been to?
Speaker 10 (29:18):
So I have a story about Ludacris.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Actually, my husband hung out with Ludacris one night and
it was.
Speaker 10 (29:24):
Down at Wall Street.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Your husband, what's your husband do?
Speaker 10 (29:28):
He's a sound guy, he's a sound engineer.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
People were trying to get in at Wall Street, like
where there was a fence up, and Ludacris was like, hey,
y'all want to come in here?
Speaker 10 (29:39):
And some girls were like yeah, and he's.
Speaker 11 (29:40):
Like, I bet you would, and then he walked away.
But he's my husband said, he was so fun and
so nice and so cool and we've always loved did
Ludacris cain?
Speaker 10 (29:55):
Did he play anything?
Speaker 5 (29:56):
While you were Welcome to Atlanta in the prediate Welcome
to Atlanta, Yeah, lose your mind, kickers. I stood up
because I so I twisted my ankle sometime this weekend.
I don't know when to where, but my ankle is
like the size of an orange right now. I don't
know how I have but but it wasn't hurting when
they came out to Welcome to Atlanta.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
That's the audience. It's Atlanta went crazy.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
But but Amy, I got a similar story.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
Everybody know. I met Bobby Brown on Wall Street. I
was like the dude from Well got.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
To take a break, wait kill us after we get back.
This is a good story man.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Then met Bobby Brown at Wall Street. We'll be right back,
so he could tell it right here on Real Life,
Real Radio one or four point one. Welcome back. Everybody
(31:02):
is still tuned in the Real Labs. On Real Radio
one or four point one. I am James Jon joined
by Ken Miller, Amy Liquor and Jeff the Batman Kaufman.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
We are Real Lash and night Cap of Comedy.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Now.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
We were just discussing that the thing that my man
likes to do, mister Ken Miller and his wife is
go to good concerts, but not just get any old seat.
We ain't talking to those bleeds. We ain't even talk
in the first section. We are sitting on the floor. Baby,
that's why we ip so he can rest them legs.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I get it, Can I get it?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
You were just talking about the fact that you met
some of your some of the people you loved, as
far as seeing them in concert, you met some of
these people in person. Ken, you were just telling us
that you met Bobby Brown look him, man, Yeah, hey, can.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
You hear me?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
We can hear yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
All right.
Speaker 9 (31:48):
So to breface this story, me and my wife had
got into an argument that night, so I went downtown.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Oh so I'm downtown and it can't real quick.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Let me tell you something. Here's how you know that
you were right in that argument? God, let you meet
Bobby Brown.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
Hey, hey, what we say, won't you do it?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Won't do't you do it? You won't do it? So
I didn't want to.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
I get down town.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
This is a couple of years ago, and he had
just performed that U.
Speaker 10 (32:16):
S s Okay, Now I saw him when I was
in high school. High school or was waterhouse.
Speaker 8 (32:22):
But yeah, first of all, I ain't that damn.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Oh, I wasn't where you black in high school?
Speaker 10 (32:31):
Ten thousand, you're older.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
I moved here.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Oh for Amy oh yeah, but for twenty years it
was it was a new edition.
Speaker 10 (32:40):
He got a resident on the audition for taking his
pants off.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Well, Amy, I'm gonna ask you something.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I need you to be nice to can don't be cruel, Yo,
don't be cruel because it's.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
My parrogative to talk about your faith.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Family right.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
And let him step your husband took to leave you.
So I'm going together and I met I met the
other bar because you know, the other bar was always
my hangout. I go there to drink free. So it's
me Kevin, shout out, Kevin a little who on the
other bar, and the other bar's empty. It's me Kevin Little.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
The bar tend is like one other person. But who
across the.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Way is packed And one of the dudes moves come.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Up and say, yeah, man, buddy from uh Bobby Brown?
I said Bobby, He said Bobby Brown. Bro I read
by Hey you saw me?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Can't ran in there doing a cabbage pack cocaine. Where
I got where?
Speaker 5 (33:49):
I had on some biker shorts like I don't even
know why I got this out.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
There for.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I get in there.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
The bouncer let me in because he knows me from
other bar.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
I be lying right to the bobble and at the time
Amy that playing every little step, Nobody in the bar
even notices it's Bobby Brown.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
I go up to him. I'm like, oh my god,
it's a bunch of young kids.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, I'm not like yo yo.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
I'm like your bit. My wife will tell you. I'm
I'm on the Bobby Brown. I'm president of that fan cub.
I love Bobby Brown. I took a picture Bobby.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Brown, you know in America?
Speaker 8 (34:24):
What is it to America coming to America?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
When the dude has his hat off after he meets
him in the bathroom. My wife said, you did smile
that hard in our wedding picture, Bobby.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
You know, Bobby Brown to the other bar.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
I said, hey, man, hey, I own a bar across
the way if you want to come have a drink.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
And you said that I own a bar.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
He came to the other bar, him, his his bass player,
and Kenny Little was there, gave him cigarette, smoked a cigarette.
We sitting there, just us in there drinking for about
an hour, joking, laughing, cool as Bobby, Bobby, cool as
a mug. I walked out to it in the Wall
Street we took that left going up towards Corona before
(35:15):
I was smoking cigars. I gave him some dapths. I
love you, man, saying, man, thanks for hanging. And I
went home and came home and apologized.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
Yes, yes, I met Bobby Brown, and so she forgave me.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
That's funny. I don't know. Hey, go ahead, y'all.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
I no, they're no forgiveness.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
She's like you.
Speaker 7 (35:40):
So if we didn't have that fight, I'd have been
the one to meet.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Bobby brownyd not if it were whitning to Houston. Oh,
she loved it. She ain't Bobby fan. But I walked
up in here and I.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Was like, hey, you're not a Bobby fan? How you
not a fan? Not like not like that, like not
like I'm a fan.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Well, you don't have to be a huge fan to go, Oh,
that's Bobby Bro.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Bobby Brown saying, saying, what what do you call that?
He sang the title song where he sang ghost know.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
I'm saying, no, that's Ray Parker.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
He sang dude, yeah by Brown, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
He sang the soundtrack to My Childhood like new Edition,
Bobby Brown, like that, look.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Dan, He was like Bobby but it's not like I
like and she loved you audition.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
You know what's don't be cruel was the biggest album
of my young child. Bobby Brown was a good star, dude.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Imagine selling that thirteen fourteen millions.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Of an R and B out album, not a pop,
an R and album. He was the biggest. But you
were right about you.
Speaker 7 (36:43):
He could be in a bunch of kids.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
They won't know the difference like boys to men is
like that, Like I saw boys the men in somebody's
backyard and it was for it was for a graduation.
None of these kids knew he was. I was on
the I was like a loan by the stage, going
B word, are you people.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
If you could afford boys to man in your backyard?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You make so much money you have no idea what
to do with it?
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Yeah, that that's you.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
Hey, ignorant. I got I got immature money. I had
him in my backyard.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Jane's Hey, I can remember, Hey, I got I got
Romeo mill of money.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Brod All come in to America.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
That was thinking at the talent. I got that dude's money.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Come on.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
The bartender, Hey, I got seeing the music factor?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
O god, you know the dude Downtown be sellings mixtape.
I got him.
Speaker 7 (37:48):
I got the guy who makes his mixtapes.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I got Jordani and hot Dog Money. That's all right.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
I got my slip money, bro, I got you in
here wrapping yo.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
Like, how's that talking? Good?
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Lord?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Oh my gosh, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
But Ken, I want to say this, man, it's on
my bucket list to see some good concerts because I
get to see a bunch in my day because money
was time be ready.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Twenty twenty six is going to be the rise of
nineties in the past five years. So one twelve, Case
and Total are going on tour and they were talking
about it. Jagged Edge is about to go on tour.
Jody is on tour. There is a resurgence of the
nineties in it now, and.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
It started because we can afford tickets. Yes, but there's
four tickets. We can afford tickets.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Radio has changed. We still mess with the radio.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
One of our stations that we grew up with came
back and we loved it because there's no representation for
our music nowadays. And somebody got smart, like there's a
market out there people who want to listen to nineties
two thousand music.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
One or two jams is one of those things.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
They said this on when they had one twelve case
in total, and on Breakfast Club Breakfast, I said, because
the nineties was a pure party.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Nobody had a.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Phone out, nobody was recording. We we were just in
the club dance like I remember leaving the club at
two in the morning.
Speaker 10 (39:19):
Oh yeah, always wet it out, wed it out.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
What you had the time of your life.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
You had your life.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
I went, I ham a pans, I hadma plans everything.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
I went to.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
One night, I went to Corona and the crossroom.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Corona is a bar and the dudes was playing spending
Me and everybody's standing around.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Nobody, nobody dances. We went to the club to club.
Speaker 10 (39:49):
We business casual. We were wearing blaze, we were aware,
wearing heels. We were dancing.
Speaker 7 (39:57):
Had smooth Yeah, anymore glitter.
Speaker 10 (40:04):
I had so much litter.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Somebody used to make the show. They used to make
songs about get your back up off the wall, coming.
Speaker 10 (40:12):
From the windows wall, talk about it.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
I heard all the people say, yeah, come.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
On, and this is your right of passage. You a
young man, and you walk behind. A girl started dancing
and then she turned around. And kim dancing.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
It was all good, It was all right. She turned
around on her friend grabbed her.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
You the way it was anybody noticing that there was
always because girls travel like it's a military unit, by
the way, and there's always one girl that is the.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
C B the locker. She's blocking everything going on. She
don't want to know.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
She ain't never gonna find something you can't find. Sure, yes, Amy,
why is that? Why is there always one girl?
Speaker 5 (40:56):
Why is it always know how to be the safety.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Not the safety girl, the hater girl, you know, the
hater friend let her want you?
Speaker 7 (41:07):
You the girl from Facts of Life we're talking about
we got the.
Speaker 10 (41:10):
Lesbian, we got the we got the hater we got.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
But then nowadays you have to move in groups or
you have somebody that's got, you know, a man. Already
I got the man, you know, so you already have
the people that have the man. And sometimes they've already
been humped on nine times. We can't have it be
humped all night, so you come later on the night.
If you've been humping later, then you're out, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
But there's always one girl who takes the girl away.
And you were trying to just get some kind of
rhythm going.
Speaker 9 (41:36):
Yeah, real real quick. Yeah, I was I was the
dude that would help, so I get the hater girl.
Yeah even if she was but ugly. I'm like, don't
worry about it. I take one for the team. You're good, dad,
and that's why, that's why God will Chamberlain numbers.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Hey, you know how in basketball they give you a hein't.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Got triple doubles. Don't get Ken is the John stockman
and wingman.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
But it was the nineties when when he got to
talking about it, he was like everybody was in the moment.
He was talking about how he went to the tunnel
and there was no green room, so you were just
standing next to total Mace Craig Like it wasn't like,
oh I need to take a picture.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
You were just like, yo, moment, yeah, what's up?
Speaker 4 (42:34):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (42:36):
At the concert, everybody like.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Like, by the way, if you noticed how good our
ninety stars look still good, looks for the same from
the nineties. Ken cam Cameron looks the same from like
those age black cracks.
Speaker 11 (42:59):
When y'all Bill Bellamy on I couldn't speak out, was
like he looks amazing, he looks.
Speaker 10 (43:05):
It looks amazing. It's ins incredible with that.
Speaker 8 (43:08):
Lead single from Aerosmill look like.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Old Bill.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
I have a friend of mine who fixed people. Her
job was to fix videos, and she fixed Steven Tyler
and his face what from like he's got He's got
like guilts that they pulled it back and he he
looked good on the videos, but when you see him live,
it's like, you know, he's got a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
In an aqua.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Man, Yes, yeah, yeah, I love you, bro. I have
the most fun on this silly ass show we get
to do. Man, we are blessed to be able to
do this. Man, we just had George Wallace on the
(43:55):
show comedy Legend, Amy and Jeff are now opening up
for him.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Kids, stop by and do a guest spot.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Hey, man, it's gonna be dope as I wish I
could hang with y'all next week, But I'll be gone.
Speaker 5 (44:06):
I'll be gone too, say no, I'll be in Texas
that whole weekend.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
I thought it was the whole weekend.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Be gone.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah, by no, I'm being San Antonio that Thursday.
Speaker 8 (44:15):
Do Sunday from the military.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
Comedy Amy, You and I gotta be representing.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Hey, you got hey real laughs because christ tell us
what goes on by the.
Speaker 7 (44:23):
Way, Oh yeah, Chris, go ahead, jump on the table,
and he.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Was performing oh before we go too.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I just got to say shout out to Christ Spadic,
general manager of the Funny Bone, our babysitter, good friend.
She let us film for Hoffey Heart Robin hoff and
she let us film uh some comedy sets for her documentary.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Gluten is a joke.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
So shot out to Christal just nothing but accommodating and nice.
Always takes care of us, puts up with our shenanigans, man,
and make sure we get home.
Speaker 8 (44:51):
Says thank you, twenty seven point words.
Speaker 7 (44:56):
Yeah, but don't Countess has been on South Park.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Hey, okay, this weekend? When you got going on? Jeff,
tell everybody what you got going on every Saturday?
Speaker 7 (45:06):
My friend, we have under oathe this weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
I forgot.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
We got everybody on this weekend. You are doing it,
doing some fun stuff.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
I believe we have.
Speaker 7 (45:15):
We got a lot of guys.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
I'm really excited, Jeff, You've got a lot of famous
people coming through.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
I'm not gonna lie. You're doing great man, really good show.
Speaker 6 (45:21):
It's always bizarre to me when I go who do
I just interview exactly. Oh oh, I've got the guys
from a duck uh Duck dynasty. Duck Dinads's got their
new show. So I got to interview them, and I
looked over and I was laughing my ass off because
I made the I knew he thought I'd looked like somebody.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
He said, He did say I brought it up.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
I said, yeah, people say I look like dan akroy
He goes.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
I was wait until I got off to tell my wife,
you look like dan Akroyd.
Speaker 8 (45:46):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
That's not a bad one. Though it's not a bad one.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Amy at LeCour, where are you gonna be my friend,
dispensing all this fine knowledge that you have.
Speaker 10 (45:53):
Let's see, I'm gonna be on a podcast this week.
In Kermit's podcast, I saw a clipse of that girl.
You go so fun. We've been having a Kermit wears
a hat so I don't read his mind. He gets
very scared.
Speaker 11 (46:06):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I love that he is the naw dude podcast. That's
gonna be awesome for you. Amy, very nic that's a
really good time.
Speaker 10 (46:14):
So how about this weekend?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
So very nice, mister k Miller, what you got going
on this weekend?
Speaker 8 (46:18):
Brother o, hold on, what the show here?
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Wednesday?
Speaker 5 (46:24):
Thursday, I would be in Tampa with ONGs Wicks. The
first show sold out. We got thirty tickets left for
the late show. And then Friday, I'm summer feet. I'm somewhere, man,
it's somewhere. I ain't got to sell no ticket, squad because.
Speaker 8 (46:38):
I'm gay the rate. I'm getting the rate.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
And then Saturday, man, I'm gonna be chilling, man, so
I might go see you at the Bone and go
check it out.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
If not, man, see if my wife will let me.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
That is funny.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
I will not be anywhere this weekend. I'm actually celebrating
my wedding anniversary. That's like, yeah, so Universal problem.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Time flies because I swear we just celebrated.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
This like two months we did.
Speaker 7 (47:11):
But he went to Universal last year too, we did.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
I got a hotel room Universal, like Ken said, find
something that you love to do, and what we love
to do is go to theme parks and stay at
hotels and resorts.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
So that's what we're going with. My friend got married that.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
Time, so that's the cheapest time they got a hotel.
It's like November seventh.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
You ain't lying here, you James and James is like that.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yep, Hey I told you girl, you got you about
to get the best three minutes of your life.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Just dry, just dry. Yeah, hey dry d. That's what
you get for anniversary. Thank you guys so much for
listening on.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Behalf of myself, Jamie John, that's mister Kid Miller, Amy
La cour and Jeff the Batman Coffee.
Speaker 8 (47:57):
We are real last.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
We'll see you all tomorrow, all right, can tell them
what to do.
Speaker 8 (48:01):
Take your ass the bed corner.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Kopius be out.
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