November 10, 2025 • 46 mins
Thursday 11-6-25 Show #1210: Aimee's family is fake, we talk about Ken's food allergies, food myths, the gout, and we get free therapy from Aimee.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
What's up everybody? And thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You've just tuned into Real Labs on Real Radio one
oh four point one. I'm your host to night mister
James Type.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Three you that's right, you figure it out.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I am joined in studio your night cap of comedy
with mister Ken Miller, the godfather of Orlando comedy, talking.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Type three bro types.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hey, Jame's got Roman numerals of donning super Bowl numbers.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Of dis I got, I got Type I V.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Also in studio, everyone's favorite comedic therapist. I'm talking about
the one, the only Ama Lecord from the Pillow Pillow
Fork Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
If you will, Amy, how you feel today?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Mama so good, just trying not to eat all my
kids Halloween candy.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Other than that, oh, you're a better parent than me,
a better parent than me, so hard.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Time out, which means you ain't eating no candy because
you ain't got no family.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You ain't no candy in this damn house, no husband.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I got that.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
That's a big old Like, we're gonna meet this family
one day, Jay never, you.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Will never meet up your house.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So fun, Yeah, we will do that with some biscuit.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
White people love briskey and you, Oh my god, you
see that the Boondocks.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
Like some fish we will.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Is in it for you.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm raising in.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
It for you.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Mama.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
What did you what did your kids?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Kids are property? What your kids dress up as?
Speaker 7 (01:57):
I don't even know, don't.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Have a look.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm calling d c F. You don't know where your
kids are, right, Jeff, I set it up?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Jeff.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah, my daughter does the anime and I have no
idea what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I just different, That's what I am. Like. I spent out, James,
I spent like seventy five dollars.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, for some because then has real swords and yes
she does.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yes, And this was I'm like, da, She's like Dad,
I like, what do you doing. She's like, I'm gonna
be yah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I'm like, the only add to me I know is
Jube from then to scroll down, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
And this was the first year that she didn't want
to trick or treat with us, so that was really hard.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
It's like every year we always dressed up together.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I did not have your babies man.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Fourteen, I just have one. And so she went that
age and.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
She said bye bye, Mom. I was sad.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
I cried.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
This was the first you were like you sure, you
don't want me to know? Mom, you don't want me
to know?
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Following around like we used to dress up together.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
We'd always go trick your treating to get So this
was like the first year we have and we don't have.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
No friends, no friends, no family. I'm family nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's why every time we're like, we need to stand
there for real.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Lass she'd be like, yes, before Jan's not going on.
Before Jameson is saying, she'd be like, yes, James, like
I didn't even.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Act shit, but I knew.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I guess I knew had.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Your mind.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Also, she dressed up all day for this what are
you talking to?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You did and camera.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Her.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
She don't even turned off her stream yard. It's just
always on.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Didn't wait.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
To figure out what the good side was.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
I did have a lot going on, My kids hang
out with me and you all.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's funny so much. Also that voice she hears our
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(04:17):
good now, I'm glad you everybody's here today.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Amy. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
We consider you part of our family by the way
we do. You are a little sit We love you,
We love you, you are you are. People know that
we do. We definitely love you your imaginary family. But anyway,
but I met your your husband that night.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I did your show right like he was you shorty?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Psych? No, he wasn't.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
That might have been the manager's boyfriend.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
That was his boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I think you met did I mean?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Did I mean Ruth's boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I think so?
Speaker 7 (04:49):
With my kid so like watching the kids.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Hey, Jeff James is like, I'm met Amy's husband. Just
Amy taking the mustache like clue got him again, Jeff, dude,
did Jacob dress up?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Jacob dressed up as like the greatest showman like Hugh Jack.
He would full out And I knew what it was
when I saw it, because I'm Jewish, I know that stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And I was like, you know, what's funny. People don't
realize this, Jeff. You know he's your son. You know
he's famous, like people know him.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Yeah, we we I went to Nightmare on Elm Street
and I took like ninety people last Tuesday Man the
original Nightmare.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Oh you you were invited, but I know you weren't around.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
It was amazing. And we have a commercial before all
the movies and it's my son. And at the end
of it, he goes.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Enjoy the movie.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yes, well, before the movie comes on, I'm looking, Jacob
does a bow. I go, Jacob, stand up. They probably
don't recognize anymore. And they were like, oh my god,
he got so big. He sits down before the movie
starts to go Jacob, what line?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
He goes enjoyed the movie.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Place erupted.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
They love him, bro, he famous, famous, But people street
at the movie.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
You remember it? It? Really it was If it came
out now, we'd be like, going, did somebody make this
in high school?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Really?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It was badly.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
I mean I sat there, we were laughing through it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
There was no horror.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
We were dying.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It was not funny.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I said the same with me and my wife went
to see The.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Last Dragon and you went again yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I went there before I went to Austin's, before Austin
coch My wife made shirts and everything, and I'm in
They're like, yo, did soa corn Bruce Lee Roy bro
I'm gonna tell you another movie before I do that.
I know Jeff always got Jacob on, but Jeff did
Son too. He shared a special moment with his daughter
on social media, which he never does. Yeah, he never does.
(06:55):
That was the first time i'd seen your daughter. Man,
he never does that.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You're on a commercial too. She got a commercial now,
but no, I put it.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
I put her h she she performed uh the Anne Frank.
She played an Frank for all the schools in Orange County.
And when you watch your kid on stage for hour
and a half and she was the lead, I was going, man, God,
there's no way that came from me.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
God, bless congratulationship not for real.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
When I saw that, I'm like, I say, that's a
proud dad moment, because you know what social media is
that it's proud.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Moments for parents to be like, my kid did this,
my kid did that. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
So yeah, that shout out man, for real, real, real.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
I try to avoid that I don't want to be
that guy. Hey my kid, my kid graduated high school.
You mean like every other kid.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, it's like, but I think people go ahead, James, I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Not just gonna tell Amy.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That's what people do when they have real kids, Like they.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Starting listen to me.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
When I started comedy up comedy, I stopped putting my
kid up on anything.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Really, yeah, because I don't know who's following me. I
don't know what.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You're smart.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
You ain't that goddamn famous.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
I bet you're gonna call me ugly.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
No, told you you adorable a hundred times on people.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
I'm pretty enough to be stopped. But listen to me.
They are creepy people on the internet.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Lion, Yeah, you you famous, and they're gonna stop.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
They're gonna stop on West Kardashian, I know not probably
stop with Liqueur.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Seven selling people on my Facebook. I don't know them.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I don't know them, and my kid's not consenting to
be on there. So if my kid asked, oh you
need consent.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
From your kid, good kid.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's a friend.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I did post when we went to the Billy Eilish
concert because she loves Billie Eilish.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
That's another proud paramot. You take your kid to a
concert like we got floor.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
We were on the floor. It was really cool.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You whoa you caught Billie Eilish floor seet we got floor, James.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
James, the kid ain't real. So it ain't like she
bought extra tickets, is.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
No, it's imaginary tickets.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Yeah, yeah, I posted it. You missed the story.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
You should have been on the I.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Know he was snitched now because the only way that
people can afford tickets to Billie Eilish if you rat
somebody out to ice, they give.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
It all up.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Them tickets.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Them tickets called a body part a Guatemalan.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Hey, them tickets are so expensive. Even Jeff Coffin was like.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Nah, no, I ain't going billy tickets floor it was.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
It was the best concert I've ever been here.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
You donate, like, which one did they take me?
Speaker 7 (09:52):
We actually had friends that helped us get on.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Her feet. That's not.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
About feet, you go. I'm gonna tell you this, when
the last time you've seen Rue, she's so rude for.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
She is worth it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Anything ruined three weeks, man.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
She ain't posted nothing in three weeks, either Bill.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Or ob t.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
She had to offer up as a sacrifice.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
At least you got to see somebody you like. I
hate to take five people.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Oh yeah, tell them Jonah's brother Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I have to wear a shirt.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I don't know Jonah's brother songs.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
I don't either, but I gotta wear this I love
Joe Bro shirt. I want to know something. I hit
a whole new demographic though. Yes, you there are a
lot of gay dudes who was looking at me like
I could afford to pay their rent.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Your daddy shortage. There is a shortage now.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I'm about to sleep with Dan that Kroy.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Okay, Dan, you add the Z to it? When they
had the z zaddy, I see they caught him by
m Hey, Daniel Akroy brother.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
They was like, Timer, I know what you're driving with your.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
With the Ecto cooler and.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Daniel, it's Acto cooler, remember that, so good Wayiet punch
is the only drink that they've ever made.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well, you can't make it cold.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
And I said it the ice don't melt the ice
just stay like that.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Hey, real talk. I know y'all don't know this. Y'all
know I certain in Vietnam, yep, I certain World War two, yep.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
You know we wore not. You know we dropped. You
know we dropped on Nagasaki. What Hawaiian punch?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Well, I also like, we are you talking about Titi
like the real.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Like, don't talk about it, don't you do it? That's
how I know Amy from the hood. And you know
that he's a treat Amy. How you know that?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Come on, you one of us.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
The best sodas of all this.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
That's the cherry wine of the hood.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
First of all, cheer wine, Jeff, don't don't disrespect me.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
See that's what the white people call it. He called
it cherry cherry wine. We can the wine.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
The fact that you want chier wine. I got eight
cases in my.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Garage for real.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, I would tell you go home, I bring that
your wine.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Bro, I will take something.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Because they don't have it down here all the time.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
They do, but it's super expensive in publics here for
some reason. So I go home get it for the cheap.
But that to he's intreat Amy. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Let me tell you something, bro, Amy, I didn't know
you was one of us.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Man on the streets, I was out on those streets.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
I'm telling you, I.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Don't know what streets were you own Amy.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
I grew up in the acres and it was like
trailer park, it was.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I was, yeah, actually went Pine Hills area or something
like that.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
No, it's South Orlando. It's like right next to the airport.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's like, oh yeah, love Puerto Rico.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
It's like, you know where Oakridge is. It's like I
was on the border of Oakridge and Boon.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
And look and look at you.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
You became a therapist, like the girl look at You
should make they should make a movie about you, not
Bruce Springsteen about the.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Way they didn't make a movie about her.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Bro what's it called?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Am I Hannible? Elector?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Which one? Am I?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Am? I?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Jodie Foster Hey's still with us?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
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this hilarity so we can keep it.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Going for another nine years.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Now, Jeff, you had something for us my brother as
we were talking on the break, What do you got
for us?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Our brother in comedy, Miguel Cologne. Yes, you know he
is a force of nature. But I find yes him down. Yeah,
I found it. We we had to show a new
Smurner this weekend. It was okay, found out ten minutes
before the show was PG. Thirteen. I like to call
it nineteen thirteen because that was the That was when
the most of those people were born. Okay, okay, there
(16:15):
was an old group we were in front of. But
Miguel and I said, listen, I'm gonna take care of
on taking to the lobster roll place.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh you took him to that spot.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
All I know is this, don't feed Miguel before a show.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh, yes, he get sleepy.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Miguel gets sleepy.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
My baby does.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
He was looked around, he was looking to take a nap.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I go, you better wake up. He was like going, man,
he got off that stage. I shouldn't eat that.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
I was, I shouldn't. He was like laid out. I
felt bad. I didn't know how I was getting home.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Because he have a shelfish allergy. Any problem.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
No, we fat he ate two lobster rolls. You can't
eat two lobster rolls with you.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
We fat we fat hey.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Me and Miguel got a rule.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
We wait, so after you got.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I'm not even fat, and I waited after this show.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
She got away too after Miguel. Miguel's Puerto Rican part
sounded like he talked like I was doing his jokes.
You gotta have a candle, I gotta take a nap.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I will say this though, Jeff's taking me there in
New some Murder. That's a damn good lobster roll for real.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
So I'm in a couple of weeks. I'm time.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
I'll get the allergy test because I had some bad
shrimp when I was a kid, and I think I'm
allergic to shell. Said that, but I had shrimp later
in life and nothing happened, because I've never had lobster
every in my life.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
So I wanted you think because you got sick once. Yeah,
b you know what I mean, Like you you're like
James with the roller coasters.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Oh I was, but but James, James, But James. I
got explained to Jeff. So Jeff back in the in
the in the early nineties, back when I was Nino
Brown and yeah, you know what I'm saying selling drugs
real big yeah, man, what I'm saying like I got
shot when I was when I put.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
So now I'm like, yo, I ain't selling drugs. No,
I get it.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Once got popped. Now it was like shrimp. So that's
how I'm seeing it, yo. So now I'm about to
get the allergy test to see I'm allergic to shrimp
and bullets.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
No, I was gonna say out here in these streets,
that's funny, that is hilarious. I don't know what I'm
allergic shoe, shrimp bullets.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Do you like shrimp though? When you did eat it
later on, do you like it?
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, it's good. I loved it, but I didn't have
an issue. But then I had it again the third time.
Then I had the swollen, so then I had it
again another time.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Your little swoll up? You alergic? I got my hitch
on was like.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
The food poisoned and you allergic?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Are you allergic?
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Do you have gout?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Can?
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Have you ever had?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Gou whoa whoa whoa?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
First of all, my credit score, no gout, I got good.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I got good credit.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Amy, look at my house at me.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
He's got out from alcohol, from steak and from shellfish.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
All that can be a part of gout if you have, Amy.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Shut your black ass up, because I just fixed my
my bathroom.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I don't even drink Amy.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
No, I know you don't.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I know you don't know. One of my coworkers got
so with my swelled up. I panic.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
He's like your feet swelling up.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, but gout is more on your foot.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But can you Yeah, thank you, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I'm just getting to half gout. I do got gout.
Look at that.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
There you go there, you should get tested for it.
Do you ever get hives? You get hives of.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Her I haven't had hives in years.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Okay, because if you get hives when you eat those
things or drink those things, and ye, who gets hives?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Two stories I just had, James.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
No, I just had this conversation with my wife and
her friends when we were in Atlanta about allergies. When
I was stationed at Fort WATCHUK in Arizona for four years,
I used to break out with these hives on my
back for no reason in the middle of the night.
So I was taking Benadrill every night to help me sleep.
And I left Arizona and moved to DC. Never happened again.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
There was you had an allergy in Arizona.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
He was drinking after midnight.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
That's what.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
You drink in Arizona, like why he was Arizona.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
It could get cleared up too, like it okay.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Get gout with you twenty one A, Yes you can.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
I'm gonna google it. I'm gonna what if.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
My gouts thicker than others?
Speaker 6 (20:42):
You at the trailer park turn.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Turnout, did you say your gout thicker that yo?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, it's like grout. It's not gout, it's ground.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
That dude that his gout. Nicki Minaj found out your
gut tour and.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
My stick.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
You can't find a woman if you tell her that
you start off with that one. What's new with you?
I got gout, gout?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I got yeah, she.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Gonna be like I got gout? What?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
What hold on?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Somebody?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Just does somebody just break out?
Speaker 6 (21:21):
What gout means?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Amy? Game?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Doctor Amy just sent us?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
What you say?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
What is it? Amy?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
What is what is the.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Typically affects and the individuals over forty However, it can
happen when you're younger, so it could have been it
happened in your twenties.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
It does it say?
Speaker 6 (21:39):
You know, I realized why why she used the same voices.
Erupt out dysfunction.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
That's also individual ninety seven points on World with Friends.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
That's right, a very specific game.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
The funny thing though, Amy two story. Me and my
wife joke about this because she always talks about my
bounce back.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
When I get sick. Twenty four hours later, I am,
I'm back at work to good. But I go to
my doc, I go to my the v A. I'm there,
I do my physicals. I'm always there. I'm in great shape,
I mean great health. My blood work is everything about
me is hot blood. My cholesterol was messed up. Took
the meds, and.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I stopped taking the meds because they supposed to give
you memory loss.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
But I take all my meds and I went back
and all my numbers are good. So for me being
on this, I'm actually in really good now.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I can work out a little more. I can't do
a little more.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Cholesterol part problems when you weigh like twelve pounds, because.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
That's all is not a skinny thing.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It's not skinny. Yeah. I eat terrible fried foods. Fried.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I love anything fried anything anytime, anytime.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Me and my wife bac the you know what, I'd
be like, girl fry.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yes, right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I love a face when we say.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Stuff like, hey, Ken loves fried food. Ken ate a
salad and it was still crunchy food.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Rid is salad Brode. I went to the broad jem
let me get the crowd on the rocks fried.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Bro that's oriented.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
They said, you want original on Christy original, get it now.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
My class draw was up, like my vitamin D was low.
You know.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
And it's not even the food we eat as a comic.
You can eat great. I just habits, we work out.
We got late nights just.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
See or when I'm out or travel, you know what
it is to the dry air like when I'm out,
because in Florida were used to like the moisteness all
the time and then they go up, hey.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
There's a white girl problem the moist air.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Amy.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I got got to get a humidifier.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
There prop coming now with your no Amy.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
No Amy, You're right when you're on the road.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That's the work.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
When you get done, Jameson, tell you this when you're
doing them late shows.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
What's open? Taco Bay.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
I had an argument with a comedian I'm not gonna
say his name, Dwayne Williams.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
He went to Taco Bell for lunch.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
For lunch, I said, you know that now, it's one
of the healthiest options.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I say, what, I had to google it and send
it to him.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
I said, it's the number one worst fast food you
can eat.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
The meat's not.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Had dollars. You could eat like ten pounds of food.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
That's when I had plaster.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
The meat made out of dead open micros. Bro. That's funny, bro.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
The meat made a gallon in the meeting.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
The meat made out a gout.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
That meat made out of fred.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Skin and original.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
It's so good, Bro, that meat made out of Amy's
family that we never met. I brought up Taco Bell.
Let me get an Amy too with tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
And that's honey.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
No sour I don't do so, Amy. Do you know
why don't do sour cream?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Because No, When I was a kid in North Carolina,
Taco Bell a guy and a sour cream, yes, North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
At every fast food place, and.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Ever since then, it's one of the things, Amy, I
don't want you as a kid. That happened that I heard,
and I never ate sour Ami. What's the thing as
a kid you heard? He was like, I'm never eating
other ga, that's sour cream for me.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
Sour cream.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
I can't remember that.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I don't think I had a lot of these back.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Because there was always these myths about certain things that
happened at Fastoo restaurants. We're like, never gonna eat that.
I heard the taco bell one with sour green. That
is definitely one that no yellow.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Five in mountain Dew was supposed to make. Yo.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah, yeah, I've never had a I never took another mountain.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I never will.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I worked at Pizza Hut for years and I couldn't
stop drinking mountain duntil I left.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
That's a horrible one of the most.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
They did a documentary on mountain dew where they actually
produce it and the town gets it for free.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Everybody has dental problems, all the.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Stones. I got kidney stones at seventeen because I would
drink the.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Mountain stone throw mountain dew like it's it's horrible to
put in your body.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
It's one of the worst.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Jeff, what's something you heard food wise? You're like, I've
never eatn again. But it may not be true.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Well, they were, Well, I know it's not true. Now
they said the kid who played Mikey died from pop
Rocks and coke.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yes, yes, I remember that.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Yes, pop rocks, I ain't taking that. And Mike he
was a kid, he'll try anything and kids still live. Yeah,
I mean, but that was that was the myth.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
There was a myth that they used to put rap
meat in a fast food restaurant back in the day,
and I can't remember which one it was.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'm talking about in the eighties.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Oh, McDonald's, the milkshakes and McDonald's were made out of pla.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Yeah you heard that, heard about the all the horse meat.
I think that was real.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
One of the myths I heard the back of the day.
The shape machine used to actually work at McDonald's. That's myth.
It's the only restaurant where they sell the machine broken already,
Like it just comes broke, man.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Forget it.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
It comes like ikea, like you got to put it together.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah, where the piece is in?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Nobody you call if it breaks.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
You have to call if it's actually working.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
The ice cream machine working. So what are we supposed
to do now?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Sell it?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Sell it dummy?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Oh okay, all right, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Fish out.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
I won't eat fish our or I won't eat lobster.
I don't eat lops. I just don't like it.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
You don't like. You don't like to taste a lobster.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I do not like.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Do you like it?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Do you like crab.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Or what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (28:18):
It freaks you out?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Like the lobsters like my So my dad was My
dad was a cook, so he would bring stuff home.
And so he brought home a lobster, and I remember
the lobster screaming in the pot.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
They put them in their lives.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
He cooked them in front of you kids.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
That's how you cook lobster.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's how you put in front of you like hey, hey, kids,
gather around the pot.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
He dad bought a rabbit for for Easter and cooked it.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yo, yo, your dad had a whole letter.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Like No, I didn't know where your dad is. I
mean Jonathan and his mother was Vietnamese and made him
catch the chickens.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I could do.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I did that on the farm for my grandma.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
So you killed the chicken, but you worried about a
lobster in a pot.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I also choked the chicken keller a lot today.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I was a kill the chicken. You gotta choke it,
choke it?
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Do you kill me?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
You gotta not real?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
No, you gotta no.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
You don't have to know, yes you do.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
If you want to eat, you got to kill the chicken.
You can't tell me no, you must be out for
tail mine. On that note, we'll be right back.
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Or Hilarity on Real Laughs or Real D four point one.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Welcome back, everybody, Thank you because you are still listening
to Real Last on Real.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Radio one oh four point one.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Now, of course it's me James, John Kim Miller, Amylicourt
and Jeff the Batman coffin.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Now, Amy, you being a therapist.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
We love having you on because you can kind of
look at all the silliness and things that we say,
all the things that make you cringe, and you can
psycho analyze each of us and you know what's wrong
with us.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
You already know each and every one of us. But
but Ken has taken it upon himself.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
He's uh, he's gotten some things together and he wants
to ask you some questions right.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Now as a therapist. So are you ready?
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Let's go do it.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
You won't be friends.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
It's gonna be awful good.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I promise you. It's not a bad thing.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
No old friend podcast in a second, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
No old friends Jeffrey Batman, callman James DeAndre Jon.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yes, I promise you it's not a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
So my wife is a holiday person. Yes, I'm not
a high day person. I grew up with a lot
of bad holidays, being poor.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
It's just not for me. Even birthdays. I'm not a
birthday person.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
So Thanksgiving, my wife wanted to go to North Carolina
to spend time with my family. I said, yes, Wait, wait,
who's family?
Speaker 3 (31:16):
My family?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Your family, the Millers, No, no, no, jeff the macad
is a good one, the Miller, Yes.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
The Ones, the Ones I met, Yes, his family, side
of his family.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
I said yes, because I know my wife loves holidays.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Got it.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
And I got hit up by a good friend of
mine named Michael Hurley, who offered me a gig Thanksgiving
weekend making. I said, We're not going home. We're gonna
stay here because we need that money pay the rent. Amy,
why do I not want to go home and spend
time with my family?
Speaker 4 (31:59):
I think you know, I mean, you know it's a
trauma response, right, And it's like if you grew up
and special times were less special and you had these
deep feelings about it, you can't get over that as
an adult, you know what I mean. And it's just
like you like your life as it is, those special
times are every day for you.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
And like for you to have to go home, that
is true.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Deal with that people.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
That didn't make that life special.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
I feel very similar because I remember get growing up
having not special times during Christmas and like not getting
what I wanted love all that kind of stuff. You
remember that and then so now and you see, like
I don't know, Christmas tree, that could be like a
really bad memory for you because maybe you didn't have
a Christmas tree, maybe you had a bad one, maybe
you had a burt one, you know what I mean.
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So all that stuff stays with you your whole life,
and it's not easy to get over that, you know.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Can I say something real quick, Amy, and I totally
agree with you and Ken.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I mean this from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I was having a conversation with with my I believe
the other day about you, and I was saying that
Ken Miller has a superpower and I honestly believe this, brother,
and I want to tell you till you and give
you your flowers. Man, you are a gentleman who every
time I see you. You are jovial, you are happy,
you are giving, you are genuine, and you are always
trying to help somebody else. Things in your life happen
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that are challenging. That's heartbreaking, debilitating to the rest of
us humans. But you have a superpower.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Man. No matter what trial.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Tribulation, thing in your life that may be challenging, you
always rise above it and you always persevere. And I
think that is your superpower.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Man.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
You stay smiling, you stay happy, and you stay loving
to your friends and your people close to you.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
And I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I don't have your strength, but I applauded and I
was telling somebody this the other day. Man, you are
an amazing person to be able to do the things
you do and the things that you've dealt with in
your life. So God knows who he can put stuff on,
and I think he knows that Ken Miller will survive
and thrive.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
So I just want to tell you that it's the truth.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Man.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I mean that my mama fault, gotcha.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah, we're going to talk. I've said this and in
many of interviews.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
When I was a young kid, my mama died and
I got adopted. Anybody knows my story. Now, I'm a
doctored by my aunt and she was super abusive physically, emotionally.
And I thought that woman hated me. Yes, I'm ten
or eleven years old, maybe twelve, and her real son
is outside playing, but I'm in the house cleaning up everything.
(34:34):
And I finally stood up to her and I said,
she gonna kill me. Yeah, Why do they get to
go outside and I don't? She said, because You're the
only child that I can depend on. She said, the
world is going to depend on you. I don't know
what it is about you.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
And as a young.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Kid, it sticks with you.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yes, And for that moment on, I've been there for.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Everybody screenplay for Karate Kid. That's the way that played out.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
That's okay, Like, think about it.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
You probably had to do more in the holidays, right,
So it's like everybody else is having funder in the holidays,
so you probably had to do more work. And now
that's also probably your job as a dad, So holidays
are more work for you than it.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Is like birthdays.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
It's like to the point where even with I didn't
actually godfather that I've never that's true.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I hosted an open mic and then next thing.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
You know, everybody was like, well, hey, hey, hey, what
should I do?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Why should I?
Speaker 5 (35:34):
And I just like let me figure it out. I
never in the military. I was always well me, how
can I make this right? I've always been my one
of my my good friends in stand up Dwayne, he's
like your heavy at the head, And I said, but
I crown. I never asked for Like, it's comedians that
have been doing.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
James, don't look at me, don't look at me.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
It's really it's other comedians who've been doing this way
longer than me, who are better than me.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
But now I got it.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
I got I got the crown that but it's well deserved.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Ken.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Not only are you are you a mentor to a
lot of people, but you're a great comic. I mean
that's just.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
But it's I think it's a burt A part that
can is feeling, you know, And that's the thing that
it's the boundaries.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Ken.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
It's like when people.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Take away your boundaries as a kid, it's hard to
set those boundaries as an adult, right, So it's finding
that way to keep those boundaries. And what you'll do
instead is you'll use your humor to keep people away,
Like you'll cut people down and if they can't hang,
they won't hang.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
But people will fight even harder to be in your world.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
But then it's like you've created this whole world where
you're the head of it, and then you have to
deal You have to deal with HOA and you have
to deal with the family you have.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Man, I just have h A meeting tonight.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, you let them have it? Can you while I
them have it?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I'm not I joke about being a president. I'm not.
I was sitting in that meeting. People really love their neighborhood,
they sure do. They sure do love my neighborhood that much.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Hey, no, I don't love my people love that.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Hey they don't either.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
I don't either. I needed you there to fix this,
would you say.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Jeff, No, you don't see.
Speaker 6 (37:22):
See here's here's the myth.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
You think.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Because they're yelling and screaming and they're excited everything. They
ain't got anything else but the h AA for conflict.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
Yeah, nothing to do but hang out with you drug.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
You never go in those meetings that that's a therapy
for these people.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
You have to vote today, Jeff, to raise the HUA
feeds for stuff in the neighborhood that I don't use. Now,
normally I don't go to I haven't been to a
meeting now. I've been in this house for seven years.
I ain't been to a meeting seven years. I said,
I'm going to this. I gotta vote. I won't tell
you how I voted because they might listen to the show.
But the stuff they had going on, I'm like, I.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Don't use any of it.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
But I understand what they're trying to do, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
I don't need it, you know what I mean? And
he would keep in there while now and I'm not.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
I'm not that passionate in my family. I'm passionate about
my family. I'm passionate about comedy. I'm passionate about y'all.
I got to picture y'all hanging up in my desk.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
You do you know why?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Can I think I know why we're not.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
I want to see this picture.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
It's you. It's all for the money, I mean the
love of money.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Picture blue Amy's head in the middle of it.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Or something death. You know what the white person I got.
Speaker 6 (38:43):
You know the other lawyer doesn't charge.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
True, I got.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
All of our off of the money pictures hanging up
with money.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, we family man, like you know, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
I've never loved nothing so much to where they had
to kick a do out because he was going off.
He he was the first house built in my neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Ken, I'm telling you, it's not about they love these things.
These people. It's oxygen to these people to go.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
They have to have something to complain about.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
They have no power, so this is the only thing
they can they can feel like they can argue about Amy.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
That's a real thing, right.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
People latch onto something because it gives them a sense
of power because they don't have any power.
Speaker 6 (39:25):
You can't pay me enough to go to that meeting.
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
I had I had a like I said, I an't
tell you how I voted. I just know Amy ain't
got no real family.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
I got one for you. I got one for you too.
You can't thank you. Thank you for that, Ken, that's
real man, thank you for sharing that. But I got one.
Why is it hard for me to forgive people?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
I don't forget when someone's wrong me, and I can't
look at you differently if I feel you've wronged.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Me, like how big though, Like how big is the
like a little bit of wrong or a bunch of
wrong or just a little bit No.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
I agree with ji is a trust It is a
trust slash.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
You feel stupid?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Feel stupid?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yes, it'sact where I feel betrayal differently to those people. Well,
if I helped you get to like no, I can,
I'll tell you. And I say this not out of arrogance.
I try to help a lot of people along in
their journey. I really do. And I don't expect anything back.
I just don't expect you to betray me. That's is
that crazy?
Speaker 4 (40:30):
No, it's it's totally okay because it's you're seeing their character, right.
So it's like, you know, if you're in a situation
like war and somebody you know, you see the real person,
Like when you see that real person in their eyes,
you don't forget it. And I think, ever, I think
that's part of being human. I mean, people do make mistakes,
but if it's like a malicious thing and you see
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their character, I'm on your side with.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
That because my wife's all she's commented to me, you
are okay mentally and emotionally cutting someone off for the
rest of your life and you don't.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Think twice about it.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
I can do that family member, friend.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
If I feel like you betrayed me, I'm done.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
You're keeping keeping yourself safe, keeping your family safe.
Speaker 6 (41:18):
Yes, James, you make the mistake. You make the mistake
that all kind people do. They think other people are
like them.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
So when somebody yes out of a chord you are,
it blows you away.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
You are, so, it does.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
I would never do this, That's what I said. I
don't get it.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Yeah, I did all these nice things and you you know.
And the fact is this is it took me a
long time to realize, don't expect anything in return. You
can yes yourself.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
I hadn't learned that set yes, because what I was
doing was setting myself up for unrealistic expectations just because
I do something kind, I help somebody out. I got
to understand they're not gonna it's not gonna be reciprocated.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
And that's okay.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Don't put don't put an expectation on people. It's okay.
Do it because you want to do something kind.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
And I think it's knowing different people for what they
are in your life, like I have some people who
I hold very dear as friends, and then I have
colleagues and you know what I mean. So it's like
there's different layers of people who you'll let in your
life too, but you might not want to ever work
with that person again because if you if they did
that once, there, they've done it before and they're gonna
do it again.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
And I have learned that lesson the past three years.
I've learned in business in comedy, I'm going to work
with people that I will.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Not like, and that is okay.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
I don't have to like you to have a coworker,
and that's what comedians are that we work with. They're
co workers. For me to work with you, we have
a job to do. Let's be professional, and I've learned
it is okay not to not to. I can't say
the word F with somebody. You don't have to be
the enemy. But I don't f with you. When I
see you, I'm cordial. Hey, how you doing. That's the extent.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
It doesn't go any further. Well, that's okay, Ay, will
tell you.
Speaker 6 (42:57):
It's a condition. It's called type micas you know you're
thinking about yes.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, yeah, So.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
James, I'm gonna change the stuff subject. Yes, I've learned
three things in my comedy career.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Hit me with it, brother, hit me with it.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
Be good to people. Amen, pay your taxes. Amen, keep
will Smith name, wife name.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Do it.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
I better not wear them sures on the stage together.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, that is so funny. But we already got a time.
But Amy, this is good. We got to do this
more often because I have more questions about myself.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
More therapy questions.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Because I had to cancel my therapy this month because
my therapist, grandma and aunt passed away.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Shout out to man, I'm sorry to hear that, and
I would be on the road, so I ain't gonna
be able to go see him this month.
Speaker 7 (43:53):
So all right, we'll get into it. Absolutely absolutely, I'm.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Not going to Amy for therapy because she ain't got
a real family.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
Oh my god, I'm gonna tell you the wrong stuff.
I'm to start like just telling you the opposite of.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
What before before we go, Jeff Coffee, What do you
have going on this Saturday, sir?
Speaker 6 (44:11):
Oh god, we've got the uh under Oath show. We've
got believe I'm doing the uh the guys from Duck Dynasty. Correct,
It'll be a lot of fun. Yeah, never know who's next.
So we're having a blast.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
I know soon you're gonna have George Watson on that show.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I know that I got.
Speaker 6 (44:28):
I got Jake Tapper. I interviewed him last week too
from CNN.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
I'll s looop at you big time. There you go
and miss Amy this week.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Not the Obama you have?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Obama?
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Yeah, Obama, I'm coming to the studio.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
I don't get I don't kid this, Michelle Obama, Yes
we can, Obama Obama.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Hey, it could be the dog.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
What's the dog's name?
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Obama?
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (44:56):
If you get Obama?
Speaker 5 (44:57):
Hey, please, I got my security class.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
I don't, but I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
I remember that got you too old? Dock of your car.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Here's my friend, it's right here.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Okay. What do you have going on this Weekend's Amy
lecor I actually.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Have an improv show at the Orlando Library downtown on
Saturday night at three pm.
Speaker 7 (45:17):
It's always a fun time, so coming out.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Very very nice.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Mister canm Miller? What you got going on this weekend?
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Main because it's Thursday night, So I'm at Tampa Improv
right now and then tomorrow night Friday, I met some club.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
I'm getting paid regular money for it, So.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Okay, that's funny. I'm gonna ask you more questions about that.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
No, it's a good It's it's called Firehouse Mike Marillo book.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Oh that's fine.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah, Ruskin Florida.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
I just can't remember the city and I just know
that people are members.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
So Ruskin Ruskin Florida is where you're going.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Ruskin Florida right right there. You know what I'm saying.
And don't be shocked if Bobby Brown show up. That's
not that's.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Nice texting them now, have you said Ruskans, I can
nump my Ruscans asking up. Hey hey, this weekend, I
will not be performing anywhere. I'll be going to Universal
Epic again with my wife.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Because we are celebrating thirty two years.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Oh yes, I can't wait, can't wait. So that's what
I'll be doing this weekend. Thank everybody for listening to
us on Behalf of Myself. James Mister Ken Miller, Ama
Koor and Jeff the Batman Coffin. We are real last.
We'll see you guys next week. Ken tell him what
to do, Bro, take your ass to bed.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
We out
What's up everybody? And thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You've just tuned into Real Labs on Real Radio one
oh four point one. I'm your host to night mister
James Type.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Three you that's right, you figure it out.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I am joined in studio your night cap of comedy
with mister Ken Miller, the godfather of Orlando comedy, talking.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Type three bro types.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hey, Jame's got Roman numerals of donning super Bowl numbers.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Of dis I got, I got Type I V.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Also in studio, everyone's favorite comedic therapist. I'm talking about
the one, the only Ama Lecord from the Pillow Pillow
Fork Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
If you will, Amy, how you feel today?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Mama so good, just trying not to eat all my
kids Halloween candy.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Other than that, oh, you're a better parent than me,
a better parent than me, so hard.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Time out, which means you ain't eating no candy because
you ain't got no family.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You ain't no candy in this damn house, no husband.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I got that.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
That's a big old Like, we're gonna meet this family
one day, Jay never, you.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Will never meet up your house.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So fun, Yeah, we will do that with some biscuit.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
White people love briskey and you, Oh my god, you
see that the Boondocks.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
Like some fish we will.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Is in it for you.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm raising in.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
It for you.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Mama.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
What did you what did your kids?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Kids are property? What your kids dress up as?
Speaker 7 (01:57):
I don't even know, don't.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Have a look.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'm calling d c F. You don't know where your
kids are, right, Jeff, I set it up?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Jeff.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah, my daughter does the anime and I have no
idea what it is.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I just different, That's what I am. Like. I spent out, James,
I spent like seventy five dollars.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, for some because then has real swords and yes
she does.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yes, And this was I'm like, da, She's like Dad,
I like, what do you doing. She's like, I'm gonna
be yah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I'm like, the only add to me I know is
Jube from then to scroll down, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
And this was the first year that she didn't want
to trick or treat with us, so that was really hard.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
It's like every year we always dressed up together.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I did not have your babies man.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Fourteen, I just have one. And so she went that
age and.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
She said bye bye, Mom. I was sad.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
I cried.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
This was the first you were like you sure, you
don't want me to know? Mom, you don't want me
to know?
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Following around like we used to dress up together.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
We'd always go trick your treating to get So this
was like the first year we have and we don't have.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
No friends, no friends, no family. I'm family nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's why every time we're like, we need to stand
there for real.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Lass she'd be like, yes, before Jan's not going on.
Before Jameson is saying, she'd be like, yes, James, like
I didn't even.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Act shit, but I knew.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I guess I knew had.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Your mind.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Also, she dressed up all day for this what are
you talking to?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You did and camera.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Her.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
She don't even turned off her stream yard. It's just
always on.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Didn't wait.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
To figure out what the good side was.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
I did have a lot going on, My kids hang
out with me and you all.
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good now, I'm glad you everybody's here today.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Amy. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
We consider you part of our family by the way
we do. You are a little sit We love you,
We love you, you are you are. People know that
we do. We definitely love you your imaginary family. But anyway,
but I met your your husband that night.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I did your show right like he was you shorty?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Are you sure?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Psych? No, he wasn't.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
That might have been the manager's boyfriend.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
That was his boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I think you met did I mean?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Did I mean Ruth's boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I think so?
Speaker 7 (04:49):
With my kid so like watching the kids.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Hey, Jeff James is like, I'm met Amy's husband. Just
Amy taking the mustache like clue got him again, Jeff, dude,
did Jacob dress up?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Jacob dressed up as like the greatest showman like Hugh Jack.
He would full out And I knew what it was
when I saw it, because I'm Jewish, I know that stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And I was like, you know, what's funny. People don't
realize this, Jeff. You know he's your son. You know
he's famous, like people know him.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Yeah, we we I went to Nightmare on Elm Street
and I took like ninety people last Tuesday Man the
original Nightmare.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Oh you you were invited, but I know you weren't around.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
It was amazing. And we have a commercial before all
the movies and it's my son. And at the end
of it, he goes.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Enjoy the movie.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yes, well, before the movie comes on, I'm looking, Jacob
does a bow. I go, Jacob, stand up. They probably
don't recognize anymore. And they were like, oh my god,
he got so big. He sits down before the movie
starts to go Jacob, what line?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
He goes enjoyed the movie.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Place erupted.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
They love him, bro, he famous, famous, But people street
at the movie.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
You remember it? It? Really it was If it came
out now, we'd be like, going, did somebody make this
in high school?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Really?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It was badly.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
I mean I sat there, we were laughing through it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
There was no horror.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
We were dying.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It was not funny.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I said the same with me and my wife went
to see The.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Last Dragon and you went again yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I went there before I went to Austin's, before Austin
coch My wife made shirts and everything, and I'm in
They're like, yo, did soa corn Bruce Lee Roy bro
I'm gonna tell you another movie before I do that.
I know Jeff always got Jacob on, but Jeff did
Son too. He shared a special moment with his daughter
on social media, which he never does. Yeah, he never does.
(06:55):
That was the first time i'd seen your daughter. Man,
he never does that.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You're on a commercial too. She got a commercial now,
but no, I put it.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
I put her h she she performed uh the Anne Frank.
She played an Frank for all the schools in Orange County.
And when you watch your kid on stage for hour
and a half and she was the lead, I was going, man, God,
there's no way that came from me.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
God, bless congratulationship not for real.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
When I saw that, I'm like, I say, that's a
proud dad moment, because you know what social media is
that it's proud.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Moments for parents to be like, my kid did this,
my kid did that. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
So yeah, that shout out man, for real, real, real.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
I try to avoid that I don't want to be
that guy. Hey my kid, my kid graduated high school.
You mean like every other kid.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, it's like, but I think people go ahead, James, I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Not just gonna tell Amy.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
That's what people do when they have real kids, Like they.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Starting listen to me.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
When I started comedy up comedy, I stopped putting my
kid up on anything.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Really, yeah, because I don't know who's following me. I
don't know what.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You're smart.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
You ain't that goddamn famous.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
I bet you're gonna call me ugly.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
No, told you you adorable a hundred times on people.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
I'm pretty enough to be stopped. But listen to me.
They are creepy people on the internet.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Lion, Yeah, you you famous, and they're gonna stop.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
They're gonna stop on West Kardashian, I know not probably
stop with Liqueur.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Seven selling people on my Facebook. I don't know them.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I don't know them, and my kid's not consenting to
be on there. So if my kid asked, oh you
need consent.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
From your kid, good kid.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's a friend.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I did post when we went to the Billy Eilish
concert because she loves Billie Eilish.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
That's another proud paramot. You take your kid to a
concert like we got floor.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
We were on the floor. It was really cool.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You whoa you caught Billie Eilish floor seet we got floor, James.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
James, the kid ain't real. So it ain't like she
bought extra tickets, is.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
No, it's imaginary tickets.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Yeah, yeah, I posted it. You missed the story.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
You should have been on the I.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Know he was snitched now because the only way that
people can afford tickets to Billie Eilish if you rat
somebody out to ice, they give.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
It all up.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Them tickets.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Them tickets called a body part a Guatemalan.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Hey, them tickets are so expensive. Even Jeff Coffin was like.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Nah, no, I ain't going billy tickets floor it was.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
It was the best concert I've ever been here.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
You donate, like, which one did they take me?
Speaker 7 (09:52):
We actually had friends that helped us get on.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Her feet. That's not.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
About feet, you go. I'm gonna tell you this, when
the last time you've seen Rue, she's so rude for.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
She is worth it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Anything ruined three weeks, man.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
She ain't posted nothing in three weeks, either Bill.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Or ob t.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
She had to offer up as a sacrifice.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
At least you got to see somebody you like. I
hate to take five people.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Oh yeah, tell them Jonah's brother Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I have to wear a shirt.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I don't know Jonah's brother songs.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
I don't either, but I gotta wear this I love
Joe Bro shirt. I want to know something. I hit
a whole new demographic though. Yes, you there are a
lot of gay dudes who was looking at me like
I could afford to pay their rent.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Your daddy shortage. There is a shortage now.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I'm about to sleep with Dan that Kroy.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Okay, Dan, you add the Z to it? When they
had the z zaddy, I see they caught him by
m Hey, Daniel Akroy brother.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
They was like, Timer, I know what you're driving with your.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
With the Ecto cooler and.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Daniel, it's Acto cooler, remember that, so good Wayiet punch
is the only drink that they've ever made.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well, you can't make it cold.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
And I said it the ice don't melt the ice
just stay like that.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Hey, real talk. I know y'all don't know this. Y'all
know I certain in Vietnam, yep, I certain World War two, yep.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
You know we wore not. You know we dropped. You
know we dropped on Nagasaki. What Hawaiian punch?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Well, I also like, we are you talking about Titi
like the real.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Like, don't talk about it, don't you do it? That's
how I know Amy from the hood. And you know
that he's a treat Amy. How you know that?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Come on, you one of us.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
The best sodas of all this.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
That's the cherry wine of the hood.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
First of all, cheer wine, Jeff, don't don't disrespect me.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
See that's what the white people call it. He called
it cherry cherry wine. We can the wine.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
The fact that you want chier wine. I got eight
cases in my.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Garage for real.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, I would tell you go home, I bring that
your wine.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Bro, I will take something.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Because they don't have it down here all the time.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
They do, but it's super expensive in publics here for
some reason. So I go home get it for the cheap.
But that to he's intreat Amy. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Let me tell you something, bro, Amy, I didn't know
you was one of us.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Man on the streets, I was out on those streets.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
I'm telling you, I.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Don't know what streets were you own Amy.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
I grew up in the acres and it was like
trailer park, it was.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I was, yeah, actually went Pine Hills area or something
like that.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
No, it's South Orlando. It's like right next to the airport.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's like, oh yeah, love Puerto Rico.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
It's like, you know where Oakridge is. It's like I
was on the border of Oakridge and Boon.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
And look and look at you.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
You became a therapist, like the girl look at You
should make they should make a movie about you, not
Bruce Springsteen about the.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Way they didn't make a movie about her.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Bro what's it called?
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Am I Hannible? Elector?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Which one? Am I?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Am? I?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Jodie Foster Hey's still with us?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So yeah, that's for ay on that murderous note. We'll
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this hilarity so we can keep it.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Going for another nine years.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Now, Jeff, you had something for us my brother as
we were talking on the break, What do you got
for us?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Our brother in comedy, Miguel Cologne. Yes, you know he
is a force of nature. But I find yes him down. Yeah,
I found it. We we had to show a new
Smurner this weekend. It was okay, found out ten minutes
before the show was PG. Thirteen. I like to call
it nineteen thirteen because that was the That was when
the most of those people were born. Okay, okay, there
(16:15):
was an old group we were in front of. But
Miguel and I said, listen, I'm gonna take care of
on taking to the lobster roll place.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh you took him to that spot.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
All I know is this, don't feed Miguel before a show.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh, yes, he get sleepy.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Miguel gets sleepy.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
My baby does.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
He was looked around, he was looking to take a nap.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I go, you better wake up. He was like going, man,
he got off that stage. I shouldn't eat that.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
I was, I shouldn't. He was like laid out. I
felt bad. I didn't know how I was getting home.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Because he have a shelfish allergy. Any problem.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
No, we fat he ate two lobster rolls. You can't
eat two lobster rolls with you.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
We fat we fat hey.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Me and Miguel got a rule.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
We wait, so after you got.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I'm not even fat, and I waited after this show.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
She got away too after Miguel. Miguel's Puerto Rican part
sounded like he talked like I was doing his jokes.
You gotta have a candle, I gotta take a nap.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I will say this though, Jeff's taking me there in
New some Murder. That's a damn good lobster roll for real.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
So I'm in a couple of weeks. I'm time.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
I'll get the allergy test because I had some bad
shrimp when I was a kid, and I think I'm
allergic to shell. Said that, but I had shrimp later
in life and nothing happened, because I've never had lobster
every in my life.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
So I wanted you think because you got sick once. Yeah,
b you know what I mean, Like you you're like
James with the roller coasters.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Oh I was, but but James, James, But James. I
got explained to Jeff. So Jeff back in the in
the in the early nineties, back when I was Nino
Brown and yeah, you know what I'm saying selling drugs
real big yeah, man, what I'm saying like I got
shot when I was when I put.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
So now I'm like, yo, I ain't selling drugs. No,
I get it.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Once got popped. Now it was like shrimp. So that's
how I'm seeing it, yo. So now I'm about to
get the allergy test to see I'm allergic to shrimp
and bullets.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
No, I was gonna say out here in these streets,
that's funny, that is hilarious. I don't know what I'm
allergic shoe, shrimp bullets.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Do you like shrimp though? When you did eat it
later on, do you like it?
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, it's good. I loved it, but I didn't have
an issue. But then I had it again the third time.
Then I had the swollen, so then I had it
again another time.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Your little swoll up? You alergic? I got my hitch
on was like.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
The food poisoned and you allergic?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Are you allergic?
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Do you have gout?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Can?
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Have you ever had?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Gou whoa whoa whoa?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
First of all, my credit score, no gout, I got good.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I got good credit.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Amy, look at my house at me.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
He's got out from alcohol, from steak and from shellfish.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
All that can be a part of gout if you have, Amy.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Shut your black ass up, because I just fixed my
my bathroom.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I don't even drink Amy.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
No, I know you don't.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I know you don't know. One of my coworkers got
so with my swelled up. I panic.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
He's like your feet swelling up.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, but gout is more on your foot.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But can you Yeah, thank you, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I'm just getting to half gout. I do got gout.
Look at that.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
There you go there, you should get tested for it.
Do you ever get hives? You get hives of.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Her I haven't had hives in years.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Okay, because if you get hives when you eat those
things or drink those things, and ye, who gets hives?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Two stories I just had, James.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
No, I just had this conversation with my wife and
her friends when we were in Atlanta about allergies. When
I was stationed at Fort WATCHUK in Arizona for four years,
I used to break out with these hives on my
back for no reason in the middle of the night.
So I was taking Benadrill every night to help me sleep.
And I left Arizona and moved to DC. Never happened again.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
There was you had an allergy in Arizona.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
He was drinking after midnight.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
That's what.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
You drink in Arizona, like why he was Arizona.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
It could get cleared up too, like it okay.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Get gout with you twenty one A, Yes you can.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
I'm gonna google it. I'm gonna what if.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
My gouts thicker than others?
Speaker 6 (20:42):
You at the trailer park turn.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Turnout, did you say your gout thicker that yo?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, it's like grout. It's not gout, it's ground.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
That dude that his gout. Nicki Minaj found out your
gut tour and.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
My stick.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
You can't find a woman if you tell her that
you start off with that one. What's new with you?
I got gout, gout?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I got yeah, she.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Gonna be like I got gout? What?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
What hold on?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Somebody?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Just does somebody just break out?
Speaker 6 (21:21):
What gout means?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Amy? Game?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Doctor Amy just sent us?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
What you say?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
What is it? Amy?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
What is what is the.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Typically affects and the individuals over forty However, it can
happen when you're younger, so it could have been it
happened in your twenties.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
It does it say?
Speaker 6 (21:39):
You know, I realized why why she used the same voices.
Erupt out dysfunction.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
That's also individual ninety seven points on World with Friends.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
That's right, a very specific game.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
The funny thing though, Amy two story. Me and my
wife joke about this because she always talks about my
bounce back.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
When I get sick. Twenty four hours later, I am,
I'm back at work to good. But I go to
my doc, I go to my the v A. I'm there,
I do my physicals. I'm always there. I'm in great shape,
I mean great health. My blood work is everything about
me is hot blood. My cholesterol was messed up. Took
the meds, and.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I stopped taking the meds because they supposed to give
you memory loss.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
But I take all my meds and I went back
and all my numbers are good. So for me being
on this, I'm actually in really good now.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I can work out a little more. I can't do
a little more.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Cholesterol part problems when you weigh like twelve pounds, because.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
That's all is not a skinny thing.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It's not skinny. Yeah. I eat terrible fried foods. Fried.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I love anything fried anything anytime, anytime.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Me and my wife bac the you know what, I'd
be like, girl fry.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yes, right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I love a face when we say.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Stuff like, hey, Ken loves fried food. Ken ate a
salad and it was still crunchy food.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Rid is salad Brode. I went to the broad jem
let me get the crowd on the rocks fried.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Bro that's oriented.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
They said, you want original on Christy original, get it now.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
My class draw was up, like my vitamin D was low.
You know.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
And it's not even the food we eat as a comic.
You can eat great. I just habits, we work out.
We got late nights just.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
See or when I'm out or travel, you know what
it is to the dry air like when I'm out,
because in Florida were used to like the moisteness all
the time and then they go up, hey.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
There's a white girl problem the moist air.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Amy.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I got got to get a humidifier.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
There prop coming now with your no Amy.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
No Amy, You're right when you're on the road.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That's the work.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
When you get done, Jameson, tell you this when you're
doing them late shows.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
What's open? Taco Bay.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
I had an argument with a comedian I'm not gonna
say his name, Dwayne Williams.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
He went to Taco Bell for lunch.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
For lunch, I said, you know that now, it's one
of the healthiest options.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I say, what, I had to google it and send
it to him.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
I said, it's the number one worst fast food you
can eat.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
The meat's not.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
Had dollars. You could eat like ten pounds of food.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
That's when I had plaster.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
The meat made out of dead open micros. Bro. That's funny, bro.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
The meat made a gallon in the meeting.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
The meat made out a gout.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
That meat made out of fred.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Skin and original.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
It's so good, Bro, that meat made out of Amy's
family that we never met. I brought up Taco Bell.
Let me get an Amy too with tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
And that's honey.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
No sour I don't do so, Amy. Do you know
why don't do sour cream?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Because No, When I was a kid in North Carolina,
Taco Bell a guy and a sour cream, yes, North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
At every fast food place, and.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Ever since then, it's one of the things, Amy, I
don't want you as a kid. That happened that I heard,
and I never ate sour Ami. What's the thing as
a kid you heard? He was like, I'm never eating
other ga, that's sour cream for me.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
Sour cream.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
I can't remember that.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I don't think I had a lot of these back.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Because there was always these myths about certain things that
happened at Fastoo restaurants. We're like, never gonna eat that.
I heard the taco bell one with sour green. That
is definitely one that no yellow.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Five in mountain Dew was supposed to make. Yo.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah, yeah, I've never had a I never took another mountain.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I never will.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I worked at Pizza Hut for years and I couldn't
stop drinking mountain duntil I left.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
That's a horrible one of the most.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
They did a documentary on mountain dew where they actually
produce it and the town gets it for free.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Everybody has dental problems, all the.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Stones. I got kidney stones at seventeen because I would
drink the.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Mountain stone throw mountain dew like it's it's horrible to
put in your body.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
It's one of the worst.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Jeff, what's something you heard food wise? You're like, I've
never eatn again. But it may not be true.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Well, they were, Well, I know it's not true. Now
they said the kid who played Mikey died from pop
Rocks and coke.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yes, yes, I remember that.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Yes, pop rocks, I ain't taking that. And Mike he
was a kid, he'll try anything and kids still live. Yeah,
I mean, but that was that was the myth.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
There was a myth that they used to put rap
meat in a fast food restaurant back in the day,
and I can't remember which one it was.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I'm talking about in the eighties.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Oh, McDonald's, the milkshakes and McDonald's were made out of pla.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Yeah you heard that, heard about the all the horse meat.
I think that was real.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
One of the myths I heard the back of the day.
The shape machine used to actually work at McDonald's. That's myth.
It's the only restaurant where they sell the machine broken already,
Like it just comes broke, man.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Forget it.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
It comes like ikea, like you got to put it together.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah, where the piece is in?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Nobody you call if it breaks.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
You have to call if it's actually working.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
The ice cream machine working. So what are we supposed
to do now?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Sell it?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Sell it dummy?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Oh okay, all right, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Fish out.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
I won't eat fish our or I won't eat lobster.
I don't eat lops. I just don't like it.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
You don't like. You don't like to taste a lobster.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I do not like.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Do you like it?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Do you like crab.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Or what do you mean?
Speaker 6 (28:18):
It freaks you out?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Like the lobsters like my So my dad was My
dad was a cook, so he would bring stuff home.
And so he brought home a lobster, and I remember
the lobster screaming in the pot.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
They put them in their lives.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
He cooked them in front of you kids.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
That's how you cook lobster.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's how you put in front of you like hey, hey, kids,
gather around the pot.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
He dad bought a rabbit for for Easter and cooked it.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yo, yo, your dad had a whole letter.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Like No, I didn't know where your dad is. I
mean Jonathan and his mother was Vietnamese and made him
catch the chickens.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I could do.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I did that on the farm for my grandma.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
So you killed the chicken, but you worried about a
lobster in a pot.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I also choked the chicken keller a lot today.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I was a kill the chicken. You gotta choke it,
choke it?
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Do you kill me?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
You gotta not real?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
No, you gotta no.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
You don't have to know, yes you do.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
If you want to eat, you got to kill the chicken.
You can't tell me no, you must be out for
tail mine. On that note, we'll be right back.
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Or Hilarity on Real Laughs or Real D four point one.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Welcome back, everybody, Thank you because you are still listening
to Real Last on Real.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Radio one oh four point one.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Now, of course it's me James, John Kim Miller, Amylicourt
and Jeff the Batman coffin.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Now, Amy, you being a therapist.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
We love having you on because you can kind of
look at all the silliness and things that we say,
all the things that make you cringe, and you can
psycho analyze each of us and you know what's wrong
with us.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
You already know each and every one of us. But
but Ken has taken it upon himself.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
He's uh, he's gotten some things together and he wants
to ask you some questions right.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Now as a therapist. So are you ready?
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Let's go do it.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
You won't be friends.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
It's gonna be awful good.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I promise you. It's not a bad thing.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
No old friend podcast in a second, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
No old friends Jeffrey Batman, callman James DeAndre Jon.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yes, I promise you it's not a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
So my wife is a holiday person. Yes, I'm not
a high day person. I grew up with a lot
of bad holidays, being poor.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
It's just not for me. Even birthdays. I'm not a
birthday person.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
So Thanksgiving, my wife wanted to go to North Carolina
to spend time with my family. I said, yes, Wait, wait,
who's family?
Speaker 3 (31:16):
My family?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Your family, the Millers, No, no, no, jeff the macad
is a good one, the Miller, Yes.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
The Ones, the Ones I met, Yes, his family, side
of his family.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
I said yes, because I know my wife loves holidays.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Got it.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
And I got hit up by a good friend of
mine named Michael Hurley, who offered me a gig Thanksgiving
weekend making. I said, We're not going home. We're gonna
stay here because we need that money pay the rent. Amy,
why do I not want to go home and spend
time with my family?
Speaker 4 (31:59):
I think you know, I mean, you know it's a
trauma response, right, And it's like if you grew up
and special times were less special and you had these
deep feelings about it, you can't get over that as
an adult, you know what I mean. And it's just
like you like your life as it is, those special
times are every day for you.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
And like for you to have to go home, that
is true.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Deal with that people.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
That didn't make that life special.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
I feel very similar because I remember get growing up
having not special times during Christmas and like not getting
what I wanted love all that kind of stuff. You
remember that and then so now and you see, like
I don't know, Christmas tree, that could be like a
really bad memory for you because maybe you didn't have
a Christmas tree, maybe you had a bad one, maybe
you had a burt one, you know what I mean.
(32:47):
So all that stuff stays with you your whole life,
and it's not easy to get over that, you know.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Can I say something real quick, Amy, and I totally
agree with you and Ken.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I mean this from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I was having a conversation with with my I believe
the other day about you, and I was saying that
Ken Miller has a superpower and I honestly believe this, brother,
and I want to tell you till you and give
you your flowers. Man, you are a gentleman who every
time I see you. You are jovial, you are happy,
you are giving, you are genuine, and you are always
trying to help somebody else. Things in your life happen
(33:20):
that are challenging. That's heartbreaking, debilitating to the rest of
us humans. But you have a superpower.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Man. No matter what trial.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Tribulation, thing in your life that may be challenging, you
always rise above it and you always persevere. And I
think that is your superpower.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Man.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
You stay smiling, you stay happy, and you stay loving
to your friends and your people close to you.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
And I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I don't have your strength, but I applauded and I
was telling somebody this the other day. Man, you are
an amazing person to be able to do the things
you do and the things that you've dealt with in
your life. So God knows who he can put stuff on,
and I think he knows that Ken Miller will survive
and thrive.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
So I just want to tell you that it's the truth.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Man.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I mean that my mama fault, gotcha.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah, we're going to talk. I've said this and in
many of interviews.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
When I was a young kid, my mama died and
I got adopted. Anybody knows my story. Now, I'm a
doctored by my aunt and she was super abusive physically, emotionally.
And I thought that woman hated me. Yes, I'm ten
or eleven years old, maybe twelve, and her real son
is outside playing, but I'm in the house cleaning up everything.
(34:34):
And I finally stood up to her and I said,
she gonna kill me. Yeah, Why do they get to
go outside and I don't? She said, because You're the
only child that I can depend on. She said, the
world is going to depend on you. I don't know
what it is about you.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
And as a young.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Kid, it sticks with you.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yes, And for that moment on, I've been there for.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Everybody screenplay for Karate Kid. That's the way that played out.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
That's okay, Like, think about it.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
You probably had to do more in the holidays, right,
So it's like everybody else is having funder in the holidays,
so you probably had to do more work. And now
that's also probably your job as a dad, So holidays
are more work for you than it.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Is like birthdays.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
It's like to the point where even with I didn't
actually godfather that I've never that's true.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I hosted an open mic and then next thing.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
You know, everybody was like, well, hey, hey, hey, what
should I do?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Why should I?
Speaker 5 (35:34):
And I just like let me figure it out. I
never in the military. I was always well me, how
can I make this right? I've always been my one
of my my good friends in stand up Dwayne, he's
like your heavy at the head, And I said, but
I crown. I never asked for Like, it's comedians that
have been doing.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
James, don't look at me, don't look at me.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
It's really it's other comedians who've been doing this way
longer than me, who are better than me.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
But now I got it.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
I got I got the crown that but it's well deserved.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Ken.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Not only are you are you a mentor to a
lot of people, but you're a great comic. I mean
that's just.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
But it's I think it's a burt A part that
can is feeling, you know, And that's the thing that
it's the boundaries.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Ken.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
It's like when people.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Take away your boundaries as a kid, it's hard to
set those boundaries as an adult, right, So it's finding
that way to keep those boundaries. And what you'll do
instead is you'll use your humor to keep people away,
Like you'll cut people down and if they can't hang,
they won't hang.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
But people will fight even harder to be in your world.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
But then it's like you've created this whole world where
you're the head of it, and then you have to
deal You have to deal with HOA and you have
to deal with the family you have.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Man, I just have h A meeting tonight.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, you let them have it? Can you while I
them have it?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I'm not I joke about being a president. I'm not.
I was sitting in that meeting. People really love their neighborhood,
they sure do. They sure do love my neighborhood that much.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Hey, no, I don't love my people love that.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Hey they don't either.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
I don't either. I needed you there to fix this,
would you say.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Jeff, No, you don't see.
Speaker 6 (37:22):
See here's here's the myth.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
You think.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Because they're yelling and screaming and they're excited everything. They
ain't got anything else but the h AA for conflict.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
Yeah, nothing to do but hang out with you drug.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
You never go in those meetings that that's a therapy
for these people.
Speaker 5 (37:43):
You have to vote today, Jeff, to raise the HUA
feeds for stuff in the neighborhood that I don't use. Now,
normally I don't go to I haven't been to a
meeting now. I've been in this house for seven years.
I ain't been to a meeting seven years. I said,
I'm going to this. I gotta vote. I won't tell
you how I voted because they might listen to the show.
But the stuff they had going on, I'm like, I.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Don't use any of it.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
But I understand what they're trying to do, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
I don't need it, you know what I mean? And
he would keep in there while now and I'm not.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
I'm not that passionate in my family. I'm passionate about
my family. I'm passionate about comedy. I'm passionate about y'all.
I got to picture y'all hanging up in my desk.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
You do you know why?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Can I think I know why we're not.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
I want to see this picture.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
It's you. It's all for the money, I mean the
love of money.
Speaker 6 (38:35):
Picture blue Amy's head in the middle of it.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Or something death. You know what the white person I got.
Speaker 6 (38:43):
You know the other lawyer doesn't charge.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
True, I got.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
All of our off of the money pictures hanging up
with money.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, we family man, like you know, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
I've never loved nothing so much to where they had
to kick a do out because he was going off.
He he was the first house built in my neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Ken, I'm telling you, it's not about they love these things.
These people. It's oxygen to these people to go.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
They have to have something to complain about.
Speaker 6 (39:13):
They have no power, so this is the only thing
they can they can feel like they can argue about Amy.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
That's a real thing, right.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
People latch onto something because it gives them a sense
of power because they don't have any power.
Speaker 6 (39:25):
You can't pay me enough to go to that meeting.
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
I had I had a like I said, I an't
tell you how I voted. I just know Amy ain't
got no real family.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
I got one for you. I got one for you too.
You can't thank you. Thank you for that, Ken, that's
real man, thank you for sharing that. But I got one.
Why is it hard for me to forgive people?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
I don't forget when someone's wrong me, and I can't
look at you differently if I feel you've wronged.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Me, like how big though, Like how big is the
like a little bit of wrong or a bunch of
wrong or just a little bit No.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
I agree with ji is a trust It is a
trust slash.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
You feel stupid?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Feel stupid?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yes, it'sact where I feel betrayal differently to those people. Well,
if I helped you get to like no, I can,
I'll tell you. And I say this not out of arrogance.
I try to help a lot of people along in
their journey. I really do. And I don't expect anything back.
I just don't expect you to betray me. That's is
that crazy?
Speaker 4 (40:30):
No, it's it's totally okay because it's you're seeing their character, right.
So it's like, you know, if you're in a situation
like war and somebody you know, you see the real person,
Like when you see that real person in their eyes,
you don't forget it. And I think, ever, I think
that's part of being human. I mean, people do make mistakes,
but if it's like a malicious thing and you see
(40:51):
their character, I'm on your side with.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
That because my wife's all she's commented to me, you
are okay mentally and emotionally cutting someone off for the
rest of your life and you don't.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Think twice about it.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
I can do that family member, friend.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
If I feel like you betrayed me, I'm done.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
You're keeping keeping yourself safe, keeping your family safe.
Speaker 6 (41:18):
Yes, James, you make the mistake. You make the mistake
that all kind people do. They think other people are
like them.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
So when somebody yes out of a chord you are,
it blows you away.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
You are, so, it does.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
I would never do this, That's what I said. I
don't get it.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Yeah, I did all these nice things and you you know.
And the fact is this is it took me a
long time to realize, don't expect anything in return. You
can yes yourself.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
I hadn't learned that set yes, because what I was
doing was setting myself up for unrealistic expectations just because
I do something kind, I help somebody out. I got
to understand they're not gonna it's not gonna be reciprocated.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
And that's okay.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Don't put don't put an expectation on people. It's okay.
Do it because you want to do something kind.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
And I think it's knowing different people for what they
are in your life, like I have some people who
I hold very dear as friends, and then I have
colleagues and you know what I mean. So it's like
there's different layers of people who you'll let in your
life too, but you might not want to ever work
with that person again because if you if they did
that once, there, they've done it before and they're gonna
do it again.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
And I have learned that lesson the past three years.
I've learned in business in comedy, I'm going to work
with people that I will.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Not like, and that is okay.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
I don't have to like you to have a coworker,
and that's what comedians are that we work with. They're
co workers. For me to work with you, we have
a job to do. Let's be professional, and I've learned
it is okay not to not to. I can't say
the word F with somebody. You don't have to be
the enemy. But I don't f with you. When I
see you, I'm cordial. Hey, how you doing. That's the extent.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
It doesn't go any further. Well, that's okay, Ay, will
tell you.
Speaker 6 (42:57):
It's a condition. It's called type micas you know you're
thinking about yes.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, yeah, So.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
James, I'm gonna change the stuff subject. Yes, I've learned
three things in my comedy career.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Hit me with it, brother, hit me with it.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
Be good to people. Amen, pay your taxes. Amen, keep
will Smith name, wife name.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Do it.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
I better not wear them sures on the stage together.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, that is so funny. But we already got a time.
But Amy, this is good. We got to do this
more often because I have more questions about myself.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
More therapy questions.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Because I had to cancel my therapy this month because
my therapist, grandma and aunt passed away.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Shout out to man, I'm sorry to hear that, and
I would be on the road, so I ain't gonna
be able to go see him this month.
Speaker 7 (43:53):
So all right, we'll get into it. Absolutely absolutely, I'm.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Not going to Amy for therapy because she ain't got
a real family.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
Oh my god, I'm gonna tell you the wrong stuff.
I'm to start like just telling you the opposite of.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
What before before we go, Jeff Coffee, What do you
have going on this Saturday, sir?
Speaker 6 (44:11):
Oh god, we've got the uh under Oath show. We've
got believe I'm doing the uh the guys from Duck Dynasty. Correct,
It'll be a lot of fun. Yeah, never know who's next.
So we're having a blast.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Gotcha.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
I know soon you're gonna have George Watson on that show.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I know that I got.
Speaker 6 (44:28):
I got Jake Tapper. I interviewed him last week too
from CNN.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
I'll s looop at you big time. There you go
and miss Amy this week.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Not the Obama you have?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Obama?
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Yeah, Obama, I'm coming to the studio.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
I don't get I don't kid this, Michelle Obama, Yes
we can, Obama Obama.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Hey, it could be the dog.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
What's the dog's name?
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Obama?
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (44:56):
If you get Obama?
Speaker 5 (44:57):
Hey, please, I got my security class.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
I don't, but I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
I remember that got you too old? Dock of your car.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Here's my friend, it's right here.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Okay. What do you have going on this Weekend's Amy
lecor I actually.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Have an improv show at the Orlando Library downtown on
Saturday night at three pm.
Speaker 7 (45:17):
It's always a fun time, so coming out.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Very very nice.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Mister canm Miller? What you got going on this weekend?
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Main because it's Thursday night, So I'm at Tampa Improv
right now and then tomorrow night Friday, I met some club.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
I'm getting paid regular money for it, So.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
Okay, that's funny. I'm gonna ask you more questions about that.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
No, it's a good It's it's called Firehouse Mike Marillo book.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Oh that's fine.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah, Ruskin Florida.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
I just can't remember the city and I just know
that people are members.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
So Ruskin Ruskin Florida is where you're going.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Ruskin Florida right right there. You know what I'm saying.
And don't be shocked if Bobby Brown show up. That's
not that's.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Nice texting them now, have you said Ruskans, I can
nump my Ruscans asking up. Hey hey, this weekend, I
will not be performing anywhere. I'll be going to Universal
Epic again with my wife.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Because we are celebrating thirty two years.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Oh yes, I can't wait, can't wait. So that's what
I'll be doing this weekend. Thank everybody for listening to
us on Behalf of Myself. James Mister Ken Miller, Ama
Koor and Jeff the Batman Coffin. We are real last.
We'll see you guys next week. Ken tell him what
to do, Bro, take your ass to bed.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
We out
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