December 10, 2025 • 44 mins
Tuesday 12-9-25 Show #1219: Hot wings, the new Diddy doc from 50 Cent, not knowing how to swim in Florida, and if your SO pops your pimples it's true love.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
What is up everybody?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And thank you you have just tuned into Real Lives
on Real Radio one oh four point one. I'm your
host tonight. That's right, mister James Yan, I am live
from Coco beach Man having a good time. I got
my man with me. Man, the one of the only
we know him is the godfather of Orlando comedy, but
today he is Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning, Kim Miller in the building right now. What's
going on, kid? What's up? Chief? How to beach treating
your brother? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm gonna tell you something in my I guess my
golden years can I'm gonna call it right now. I
become to really love the water man. I was never
a boat guy. I was ever a beach guy. But
now I'm that dude. I learned to swim. I'm out
here in these waters man, I'm on cruise ships. I'm
on my friend Ron's boat on the lake. I am
loving being on the water. Are you a person that
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likes water?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Not at all? Right?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I do it. But Sean loved the beach. Brom. If
we go through a whole summer and we don't do
a beach weekend, oh she mad mad okay Man Maria. Yeah, yeah,
that's her favorite, to the point where we have a
spot at the Maria and we have a routine. We
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drive up there. There's a publics near the beach. We
get all our snacks, our foods. We park in the
same spot, okay, it's a little cut, and we walk
out and we go to the exact same spot on
that beach every time. It's one because it's a spot
where it's not because if you look down with more
in the city, it's easy, it's packed. We picked the
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spot where it's just me and her and it's a
few people and we just chill.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
And then when we.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Leave our lactose and turn our lactose and taller Nassas
gets ice creams in this ice our fingers that we
could get home at two and a half hours half.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Bro, y all playing y'all out here floing. Bro, you
know I'm black to it's in tolerance. My decision to
eat ice cream is based off how far I am
from the nearest toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Bro. I know I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I get one point five miles away, and I got
to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Not at this old age man.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
But hey, I love the fact, y'all got a spot
that y'all like to go to it? Why is it
the most black folks When we go beach, little area
or a lake, we're gonna hit publics right.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Before we get there.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Right there, it's right right there, and they know you
going to the beach.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yes, publics. It's like yeah, it's like float these is into.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Tubes like they know you you're about to go to
the beach. Like I've never seen the publics When you
walk in and the deli and stuff at the front door,
they're like, get these sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Bro, Hey, I ain bro I.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Love public So for that though, I will always get
like that. We get like the sandwich meat and stuff.
Either we get a sandwich or we get sandwich meat.
And sometimes we'll pick up the chicken wings even you
know what I mean, you just take them with you.
They don't have to be hot and they're still good
later on. Man, shout out to publics. Y'all need to
sponsor us. Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, my wife is more of a beach person. I
mean I like swimming. I like, you know, I swim
my whole life, my whole family not a swim That's
why I'm always shocked when I meet somebody that can
him come on, it shocks me especially, But I know
black people that I know that meth and stereotype that
black people can't swim. Every housing projects in Greensboro, North Carolina,
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had a w rec center with a swimming pool. It
was it was twenty five cent yeah, swim all day.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And I feel if you live in Florida, there's no
excuse for you not to know how to swim. There's
too many beaches, there's too many pools, there's too many.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Water parks for you not to know. I'm not how
to swim. Man, she stop acting like that. Now.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You can't be from Florida, a state known for its water,
not know how to it's hot. You telling me you
got in the pool once in your whole life hot.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
It's not ever, not ever, not now, not now another.
You ain't not down another.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Got in the pool as hot as this place is.
You just you just look like the pool Your whole
life is going to get there there. Nah, Bro, Being
from Florida and you don't know how to swim, it's
like being from Alabama. You don't know how to be racist, Like,
come on, man, come on, hey, come on, they teach
you at the early age.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Hey, look it up on the sports and Nuggers over there.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, I'm telling you, bro, Like, imagine somebody from the
Midwest that don't know how to ice skate.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Nah, all the part of dudes play hockey all. I
mean like you.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
You you are legit in the in the hottest state
in the Union, and you can't see you ain't got
no water your whole life. I got to take bass.
I just from I took showers. I was scared of that.
Look that little two feet of water.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That's funny as hell. That's that's why to me. I'm
telling you man.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
We was joking with you know, we've been touring with
Ogiz Wicks and he does not swim. He's like learning
how to swim, and he is old school Florida scuba diving.
And the guy was like, when we teach him how
to swim swim, he's gonna be a hell of a
scuba diver. But I'm like, I'm like, dog, all the
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stuff you do with water and gators and snakes and manatees.
I said, bro, you you got to be professional swimmer
to do that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Hey, you ain't you ain't afraid of like boring constrictors, pythons, gators.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But you're like, oh no, now, I know.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I keep saying that it shocks me when I meet
somebody from Florida and they care, Hey, that's crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It is.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And by the way, I'm glad you brought ogs Wicks
up because here's what I love about him and his
comedy journey man, and you get to see it firsthand
being on tour with them. I love seeing that dude
fall in love with stand up comedy, like seeing his
experiences for the first time when it comes to certain
things that come along with being a stand up comedian,
Like he's still surprised after the show that so many
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people want to talk to him and.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Take pictures and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I love that you get the witness seeing him experienced
those things for the first time. And he's such a
down to earth guy too, super super chill dude.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
But you know he's coming on in an unconventional way. Yeah,
I mean, like, like, you know, I'm happy he gets
to see it this way and not the way we saw.
We didn't come weld our shows, I know.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We did not.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
We start We started with a bar in the back
of somebody smack of chicken wings.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Bro, you know you had a bar show. When the
show start and you hear a dude yell out, hey,
who cut the TV off?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You know?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Hey man, dude man, because the game owner you try
to interrupt him with a college Hey.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I've said this, man, my least least least least least
favorite comedy shows.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
If there's a show and there's.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
A bar in the back, Oh my god, yes, if
there's a bar in the back, hey man, Because people
come to a ship, even if they know it's comedy,
they don't care where you sit at a bar. Yeah,
it's something about the bar that makes you talk. I
don't know if it's in the wood, in the oak
that the spears of the oak come out and it just.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It just it's the bar stool that makes I gotta talk.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Oh, I gotta. I If you sit on a bar stool,
oh you gotta. You gotta conversate with somebody.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
And here's what I don't like. If I go to
a bar show, you got a bar in the back.
If I see that oasis machine with ice field up
in it, oh, they about to make mixed frozen drinks
all night during my.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Punchline, Hey dog.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
And let no funny boone got a bar, but they
also got a side We call it the side stage. Yeah,
and we do open mics there. We do shows there
and it never fails. Bro, you're about to hit that punschline.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You hit the mark.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Every pushline turns into Margarita. And then I said Margherita.
And I was on stayle telling me.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I said, who in the hell drinking all these Margherita?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It comes to the comedy show, said let me get
the let me get the line, let me get the limit.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Margharita. Bro. Before he passed, it was Jimmy Buffett in
the back. Just order Margarita.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Oh my good, Yeah, Jason. That or the ice machine too.
They have an ice machine. It just like ice through
the show. Order Bart tend to pick dumping ice during
the show.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I don't know why ice is so loud.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
It's like they dubbing a bucket of pennies in that thing.
It's so loud. That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh, all the pennies went to the funny bone. What
about the new hire who doesn't understand the whisper during
the show?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is they trying to pay orders. You ever been through that.
Let me tell you something. One of my favorite ones ever.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Christoph Jean is on stage and Christophe bombing bro and
it's in the main room and we only had like
seventy people.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
We end up doing the show. If y'all don't know,
that's a huge room. It's he's about three fifty. So
if you got seventy, it might not even have been
seventy brok.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
And one of the way stats is like you are
barbecue Harbor, neverwings.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
He was so loud.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Christoph thought he was being heckled, And so I tell
the dude, I say, hey.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Man, are your mind when you get an order, can
you keep it down just a little bit?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Don't tell me how to do my I was like,
oh all right. All night he kept coming to me.
I said, bro, I wasn't tell you how to do
your job. There's nobody in here. So when you do
your order is loud. It's this ain't Applebee's.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You have that attitude of me all night.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
And I was like, I wasn't trying to tell you
do your job, bro.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I promised you you were just loud. I just asked
you to just keep it down just a smidge.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yes, they burn it down a coach as they said,
the Midwest coach.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I said, you're a walking margarita machine. That's what yod.
Their brother don't even talk. He goes, Yeah, the the.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Way that I was talking to, uh, you know, Houston
Improv is his home club.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
He says.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
The staff there is so good. You don't even see
them pick a drink up off the table.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
They're like ninjas. He said.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You don't hear them make no noise. You'll hear them
pick a drink up. He said, they so smooth with it.
But I've done some clubs, bro, where you setting up
a joke and the waitress waiter.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Is like, and so you want all flats. To the
point I'm on stage, I'm like, yeah, I want all
flats too.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I don't make mine to go.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
And if y'all don't understand, you ain't at a certain age,
all flats is the way to go.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
If y'all don't know, you wa.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
The chicken wings all flats, Hey, I got a joke
about that too.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I was also I was talking to my pastor about wings.
He said, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Know, I man, I love to eat all wings.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Lemon Pepper. I said, Man, talk to them. Yeah, Man
was serving about this on Sunday All flats Lemon Pepper.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Bro, we don't do nothing else. What was that show Atlanta?
He's like, Oh, you gave me the what the yah?
Tell nobody? Man? Is that your is? Yall? Go to that?
Ya go to Wing?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Also, no, I love I'm old school. I still love
a buffalo. I like a sweet buffalo, and I like
an extra crispy all flats.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
See my wife is as the crispy all flats limon Pepper.
There's a place downtown and I've been emailing them to
be our sponsor.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
The Boss, the Boss Wings Boston spot.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, bro, they got a buffalo Lemon Pepper.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Okay, now you're talking crazy out in the streets.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Hey dog, my mama, Dad, y'all, y'all know this. I
came home slapped the hell out of her. Hey them
down wings? So good, man, I slapped your mama. Bro,
I came home.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Man, is it for real? That good? That good?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
They're a little small. They can be bigger. The wings
can be a little bigger. But the wings are really good.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Though.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I know they're good because my wife, if she downtown
during the day will call me and make me go.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
To lunch with her, to go to that wings.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Funny, don't even ask right now? Yeah, yeah, I'm no bs.
I took my lunch one day. I said, what you're doing?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I said, I brought left over?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
She said, okay, cool, So you want to meet me
at the wing place?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
And I'm like, dog, I brung. I want to spend
no money. That's one thing I've learned when it comes
to marriage. We ain't supposed to spend no money unless
they ready to spend. They ready to spend money. That's why, bro, Hey,
why you spending this money on that you want to
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you want to go to lunch? Bro, that is a fact.
We ain't spend no money unless they want to spend.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
But that's correct, correct. I know how this works, my bro,
My god, bro ken, did you do any coming this
weekend and you've been home?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Man, I'm chilling this weekend. Man, I got a weekend off. Man,
I'm on our next segment. I'm gonna tell you what
I'm doing later today, though, But I just I just chilled,
man like I ain't nothing wrong with that, my partner.
Y'all shout out to Klyx DJ calls. Chris came over
last night, okay and set outside smoked. Some cigars have
to drinks, you know, talk man, life, life and stuff
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like that. But I chilled this weekend, bro, I needed
I needed one of them. Not going to well weekends.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I'm with you on that.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
As comedians, we try to get booked every weekend, but
every now and again it feels great not to do nothing.
As I get older, can my biggest uh thing I'm
looking forward to doing is finding somewhere to sit my
ass down.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
No? I tell my wife what she gonna do today,
I said, sitting here, look stupid, looking dumb in the face.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's gonna be great. On that note, y'all, don't go nowhere.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
We'll be right back Real Last, Real Radio one or
four point one.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
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Speaker 1 (15:00):
I'm your host.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Mister James John joined the Virtual Studio with the Godfather
of Orlando Cobby aka. Hello, Good morning, Ken Miller. Every
time I see good Morning, I think of Kanye.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I can't help it. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
So this came from Diddy Dirty Money. Hello, if you
ain't seen this documentary.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I ain't seen it.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Diddy is is the devil walking this earth.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Bro, It's that bad.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
There's some people on this earth who are horrible people.
We're talking the dude in the White House. We're talking
about We're talking about Edge. Yeah, we're talking about bt
K Killer. I'm talking about Like that's.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
So go ahead. You know the Asian lady from Sinners.
Yeah hear.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
There's no evil people walking as planet shan and puff
Daddy Combs is a terrible person. He's so bad and
I'm not gonnailer for you have you've seen some of
it though.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
What I saw was the Cassie beating Ye James, he's
so bad, but you see the bad.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay, let's let me let me rewind him. James.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
If somebody says, hey, man can be shoplifted and you say,
I never not my boy can No, James, I ain't
never seen that, he can still nah, not my boy.
The next day somebody come to you, James, you.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Can't be stealing, not my boy. Okay. So now you
at one.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Hundred people and you're still like nah, dog nah.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
And that's how this diddy.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
A hundred people have come out and got claims of
Diddy assaulting there and.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Did like, I ain't, I ain't do this. I'm And
did he keep using God? He's like yeah, because I'm
just because I'm let God take.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Care of him. He did. He put your ass in jail.
There you go, he took care of it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Well, here's the thing that gets me when we talk
about how nasty the whole thing is with P Diddy,
the nastiest part to me is now everybody in that
circle said, yeah, we knew, like they all knew, Like,
wait a minute, y'all, let that man be that disgusting
we out here praising him. Look at this young black mobile.
This is what black excellence is.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And y'all all the.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Stuff that we were doing to lift this man up
as one of our heroes in our community, and y'all
all gonna tell him, oh, yeah, we knew he was
like that.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Wyo.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
It's wild man, And if you get a chance.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Go watch it. It's full episodes.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You're going to be And I mean we've seen plenty
of stuff like too B has a docu series we watch. Yeah,
we've seen plenty of stuff on it. This one is
the saying is he this is more of how other people.
It's not Cassie's in it, but it's not about Cassie
as much as it is other people who are having, like,
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you know, lawsuits against him.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And we all knew, and we never wanted to talk
about it.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
It's like that one special uncle that nobody talks about.
We all knew that he had bad contracts, that he
was robbing his own pieces.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
We all knew.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
You would and you would think, Okay, that's everybody in
music industry. Everybody in music industry, every artist is getting robbed.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, but we the robbery is the smallest. Yeah, that's
that's im.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I'm gonna ask you this man, and I know, we
got other stuff we want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I shout out to boy Will Mills.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Will Mills supposed and so there's a producer named Little
Rod and Little Rod was working with Diddy and apparently
he was getting drugs. He fall asleep and Diddy with
a salt He said, I wake up sore, and wow,
he said, I wake up sore, Michell, I wake up sore.
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And so Will said, if you a man, you gotta
either kill Diddy or you gotta take that to the grave.
And that's that's kind That's tough because I get it's
as a man that someone assaults you and you can't
tell nobody, nobody because because now either they think you're
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gay and you actually wanted it, you are pumped because
you ain't gonna do nothing about correct, you know what
I mean. So there's probably plenty of men out there
that this happened to and they're just scared to speak
up because of that.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
In our community and our community, it's looked a different
even when you're in prison. There's prison rules. If you
get that done to you, and you are never looked
at the same again.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Brou I don't unless I was seeking and this is
me and I'm just gonna be honest with y'all vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Unless I was seeking some kind of legal retribution, I
probably wouldn't told not a soul.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I probably it would always been it would always be
up for me and Diddy.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
But I probably would have kept that to me man, honestly,
because what's the at this point, What would I have
to gain to tell anybody because he's already going through
legal stuff. But you know what I mean, what would
I have to gain just putting that story out there?
I probably just kept that to himself as a victim.
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I'll say that at the place.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
The other question is do you stay after it happens? No,
That's that's the thing, everybody. That's the thing that people.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
That's why most people don't have it back with it
because like, yo, you woke up and you were sore
in that place, and you woke up and you're like, yo, man,
something happened to me last night? And did he laying
in the bed with you?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
That's crazy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
That's I mean, I understand he was financially motivated to
stay there, but if you keep going back, then at
some point you stopped being a victim and you start
being a volunteer.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I'm sorry, can't like, there's no way in hell I stay.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Nah, I'm cool, you know what I I don't want
success in this terfry that bad if I got to
get assaulted.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
And that's crazy because that's how bad a lot of
these cats want it.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
We are addicted to fear of what did they call it?
Fear of missing out? Yeah, fomo. People in that lifestyle.
When Diddy's bigger than life, all the clubs and all
the stuff, the videos, people are like, I'm going to
miss out on all that if I don't let something
rock or go buy that I know is wrong. I'm sorry, man,
you complicit in it if you let it keep happening.
And if you saw this man do the things he
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did to other people and you never said anything, then
you just as bad as he is. In my humble opinion,
you come if.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You knew he was whooping that girl's ass like that
all because you.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Know, if he whooped her in a five star hotel
and he didn't look like he was worried at all,
you know he hadn't done that everywhere else as well.
That wasn't the only time you just got caught on
that video. I bet there's other videos out they can't.
I bet these other videos out there.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Didn't you here a terrible person?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Man?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So if you get a chance to check check it out, man,
it's it's it hurts. It hurt because a lot of
people from that time of music that we love and
a lot of.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
That we loved, or we're finding out that there Hollywood
is the devil. Bro horrible, some horrible people that very
it's a very republican thing to say. But that ain't wrong, bro,
I always said it dang wrong. Hollywood's full of people
telling you yes so they can get what they want.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, yeah, with no morals, no code, just hey, if
that's what you need to get by, we'll do it
for you. So to keep making these movies, keep making this music,
all right, Bro, r Kelly was he got away with
that stuff, and everybody knew for how long?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Telling you man, it's a nasty place out there, man.
And the sad thing.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
About r Kelly. R Kelly ain't eating only one. I've
told this story before. I'm in Yes, we love. I'm
in love with this girl. Bro, I'm in love with
this girl.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I'm eventeen, she's sixteen. I'm loved girl. Yes.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I go to her house one day on my way
as I'm walking to work. It's a grown ass man
sitting in her living room and she got her leg
on his leg and he kind of looked at me.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Like, what's up, little man? Like that dude was twenty six,
twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Years old, And you know what's scary about the whole situation,
Mama was home.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's what I was gonna say. That was normal in
the nineties.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
A girl in high school was dating a dude in
college Joe. The dudes from college would come to the
high school after school. Yeah, that was bro I don't
know we were wow. Bro, it was a different time, man, Bro,
heart was broke.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
You were like, oh heart broke.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I saw my love, the love of my life, sitting
there mess messing with somebody old enough to be my granddaddy.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Bro about he said, a whole grown ass man.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Oh, old man, I ain't talk Jason. I'm seventeen. I'm
six two. Yeah, I'm six'.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Five he wasn't like a little, dude And i'm, like,
yo she a, sophomore.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Just, sophomore, Bro like what why he'd already graduated? College? Bro,
my oh my old one of my older sisters had
a baby with a. Dude she was. Sixteen he was
twenty eight years.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Old, god but nobody bad an eye back, then, right
nobody's bad. Eye yeah it's. Not you can't do that, stuff,
man that's. Wild that's why WHEN i see these videos
now Of republicans coming out trying to Defend, trump, like hey,
man you, know, fifteen ain't that?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Young what?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Bro what hey y'all on the list, Somewhere it's, like, hey,
dog she was Like meggane was, like, hey, man LIKE
i mean he liked the, younger the younger, TYPE i
mean not like.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Eight, yeah but like, no, nah that's. Crazy but.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah my question to that, is, okay would you let
your fifteen year old?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Dato? Hell oh, no they. Wouldn't come, on, man are
you out your? Mind you wanna let your fifteen year
old message? That?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Man, so but it's okay with somebody else's, fist somebody else's.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Daughter, man let somebody gonna talk to your daughter and
they they that old and keep fifteen, man y'all a,
while y'all a, y'all let me get away with.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Crane never, ever ever in my, Life i've been, like,
MAN i WANT i wanted somebody, Young like even WHEN.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I was singer in my.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
THIRTIES i ain't dating no twenty year. OLD a twenty
one year? Old what were gonna talk?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
About? Yo what we gonna?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Do i'm looking for my, Wife, oh my wife like
four years older than.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Me i'm looking for old. Women she robbing the.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Cradle she is, kidding, Yo, hey you're a, victim kid for?
Real she was a senior high. SCHOOL i was just
GETTING i was in middle, SCHOOL i, said eighth. Grade,
yo old she a whole trafficker brome talking About so come,
on can't get this car to? Me gonna get you
(25:54):
a happy? Meal like you got a, car thank. You
she got a booster seat in the back for.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Me.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yo, hey but she looked younger than me, though that's
WHAT i. SAY i look like the old.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Man you ain't, lying, BRO I i'll tell hi about.
BABY i Know i'm. Old how you why you say you?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Old because my knees remind you WHEN i get, hey y'all, know, oh,
y'all if you listen to this show and you under age,
thirty just know at some point you're gonna wake up
and you're gonna have a mysterious injury for no.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Reason no no what you. Did like you don't know
you have a mysterious. Injury you don't know why what? Happened.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
BRO i woke up the other, day doog and y'all's
talking About my ankle was just, Swoll, yes just. SWORE
i ain't do NOTHING i, HAD i wouldn't exercise. IT
i drove To atlanta and the ankle that was swore
wasn't even the ANKLE i drive.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
With that's funny that it's the other the other don't
even get. You. JAY i go to the.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Doctor he, SAYS i got plant of festus BECAUSE i
got flat.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
FEET i say, so it just goes swell.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Up yeah yeah yeah they, yeah, yeah gonna ankle Brace.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Hey we.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Don't we don't wear shoes were supposed to like you know,
ME i wear Air force, one the flattest shoe on the, Planet.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Bro AND i just can't help.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
It And i'm gonna tell you another, thing young, people
you under, thirty you don't understand the road trip where
every hour on the, hour you gotta stop and. Pee
you don't understand that. Yet, YEAH i pee on every
hour on THE i will stop the comedy.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Show y'all, KNOW i gotta go. Pee.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Jay this is how bad it is on the road.
Trip to day, BEFORE i just dehydrate. Myself i'm, like, hey, man,
NOTHING i don't drink nothing BECAUSE i don't. Care it
could BE i could put water in this cap and
drink AND i got the P. P.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Bro in, fact we're gonna in one minute' have to go.
PEE i got a, timer, RIGHT.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I, got, man everything you can't eat nothing no more
everything love that you wanted to, Eat. BRO i been
hanging out With. Dwayne we sitting at the. Bar dwayne
order it was like some chicken, tenders Some buffalo chicken,
Tender french, fries and he had the ice cream with
THE i, said, BRO i would die IF i ate
real literally.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
LIKE, i, bro what do they call? That one? Thing
WHILE i? Die every NIGHT i got to sleep at,
ME i would. DIE i wake. Up my wife is
beating on my, chest, going don't you give up on?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Me come, on Bree, yo keep hitting you with that
thing that shock you, stipulated, Like, yo you're gonna ever
go to go To jay's house like you got the
fibulator the living.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
ROOM i got one in every. Room never, player you never.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Know on that, note we'll be right back with more
Hilarity Real, Last Real radio one of four point. One
(29:25):
welcome back everybody you still listening To Real last On
Real radio one or four point.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
ONE i want to remind you, guys we all.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Your Night capital comedy AND i need y'all to help us.
Out if y'all want to keep this hilarity, going we
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for another nine. YEARS i am joined the Virtual studio
with the one d only Mister Ken miller Aka hello good.
(29:53):
Morning oh, no it's the ditty. One, hello good. Morning
i'm in prison.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
All, Right oh, MAN i wanted to bring something up real. Quick.
Man i've been married for a very long.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Time y'all know my Wife, michelle AND i will say
this as my, wife she would do things every now
and again to remind me how much she loves. Me
but today she did something that was so. AMAZING i,
know this woman really really loves, Me. KEN i, mean
it was more amazing than her giving me four, kids
more amazing than her marrying. Me and we've been together
for thirty two. Years this woman did something for me
(30:30):
that not every woman would. Do and No i'm not
talking about anal What i'm talking.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
About What i'm talking about this woman popped a pimple
on my, Back Ken.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Woo this woman was willing to put her hands on
me and relieve me.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Of the demon that was in my. Back, man my
wife did.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
THAT i just want to shout Out, michelle because you,
know all women won't do.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
That that's a, test. Y'all if your woman won't pop
your pimple on your, back she. Cheating she, cheats.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Cheating know, You i'm gonna tell you. This and once,
again me And James, black yes we. Are it might
happen in your. COMMUNITY i don't. Know i'm talking about
our community because me And james are up at The.
Tigers so when you WHEN i was a, teenager IF
i have, PIMPLES i don't know what it is about
(31:21):
laying in the girl's lap.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
And she would your. FACE i don't know y.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
We did, That LIKE i, said in our, community will
you dating a black?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Girl, boy come, in lay down And i'm going pop
the bumps on your. FACE i don't know. Why, here
that's called. Love that's how you knew it was. Real.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Man every every.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Black GIRL i dated from up up UNTIL i was
like twenty, FIVE i had a bump on my face
out laying they.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Lap they will pop that pimple on my.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Face and get to the, point if you're with the
girl long, enough you don't even have to.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Ask you'll be walking by.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Her she's, like, boy come, here look, me look at you,
know go sit, down and she come home and pop.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Everything AND i think it came from seeing them, moms
because my mama would pop them on.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Us, yes, yes you know What i'm. Saying what come on?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Me what about then pop the, pimple clean it up
and you be. Gone and then AS i got, older
found out.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Not even supposed to pop.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Them, no you, know at least like.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
SCARS i don't know what it was.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Like it was some little romance, sneakers a teenager that
lay in the little girl lap and she popped the
box on your.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Face i'm gonna tell you another thing to let it
let you know in our community that the girl loves
you if she buy you some.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Shoes if that girl, boy you know What i'm talking,
about can't back in the, day, BABY i got you some.
Sneakers it was some good sneakers, Too AND i.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Let you know she hate you when you came home
and she's, like, oh, yeah shoes, out.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
She, said get my damn shoes back with your broke.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Casts yeah, whatever a black girl breaks up with, you
you become.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Broke that's what she called.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Broadcast they keep a list of stuff that you've done.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Wrong.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yep and once you break, up, hey you broke your
mama fat and.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Ugly, hey she.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Got pictures of the duke and stands in your underwear like,
yo you were taking.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Pictures of them and say you got hey.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Hein't somebody sposted To mean On facebook and he was,
LIKE i don't know white. Ladies them them jaws were
dookie when we was. Together now now, now, mama So
i'm a little. Dukie but, boy they talk about your,
mama they call you when your own black, girl, mariage.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
You talk about your, mammy not your. Mama all of a,
sudden that thing little it ain't.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Be, hey, Hey i've said this a million, times, Man.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Spanish women will get their cut when y'all. Break These
spanish women to get her family to come beat you.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Up, yes they.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Will white, women white women to kill, you and black
women are going.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
To demean a lot of. YOU i used to just killed,
me dog man with your fat your, mama she your
fat ass.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Mama kill, me Dog just get seeing your cousins over
here to jump. Me just jump, me, dog just jump.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Me don't tell everybody my business like so. Mean oh May,
yeah you.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Know he ain't got no lights in the. House that's
why he always got them candles, On, like, Come i'm
getting the lights that come?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
On, dog you gotta tell them all.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
That come, on, man that's your. Mama car ain't even.
Yours look at you and his. Mama card at him
taking his kids.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
HERE i don't even got. Children what is? It come?
See that's What i'm. Saying do you take care of?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Them?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
See?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Oh, man so shout out the shell, man pop pop popping.
Pimples you just left y'all watching, YouTube y'all walk out the.
Door but, man, women, women just in, general, men they're
just nurturing.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
PEOPLE i, mean that's just that's just how they.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Are.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Man you, know when AND i got to do, more
let my wife do more for me BECAUSE i have
done for myself for so.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Long like When i'm, sick my.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
WIFE i got to, Soup i'm, LIKE i get, it
and she gets so upset Because.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I'm, LIKE i can do it.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Myself and that's just their. Nature women are just nurturing.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
People. Bro, god, man if you, listening just let them
do it for, Yes i'm telling. You we talked about
this the other.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
DAY a grown ass man with a woman would not
have any under there underwear if it wasn't for his.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Wife they don't one who won't buy us. Underwear we
don't bout what the last time you bought? Underwear, MAN
i can't even tell. You.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Bro, yeah, bro they should put men's under war invatory's
secret while the women there, anyway just let me pick
up all for, Him, okay for, REAL i tell you the.
TRUTH i ain't bought draws SINCE i was in the ninth.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Grade and you don't even know that you needed? It
like you come on, like, HEY i watched you a
couple of little. Shirts uh huh yeah, yeah because you've
been wearing the same shirts for like five.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Years, WAIT i didn't even know THAT i even know, That.
Bro we. Don't we.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Don't we are so like we don't pay attention as
men when we got a. Woman we just at some,
point they just start taking care of.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Us god bless. Them they just start taking care of.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Us my wife will come, home like you, know my
wife will come home with, Shoes she'll come home with.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
CLOTHES i don't buy my. CLOTHES i just THOUGHT i
just wear this.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Forever right at a certain, Age i've had this.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Shirt y'all seen this. Shirt i'm having the shirt at
least fifteen. Years, yeah at least fifteen.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Years, YEAH i GOT i got CLOTHES i.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
DO i told my, homeboy shout out TO Dj, CALYX i,
said every man needs a. Suit christ didn't have any. Suits,
Man my wife got me five.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Suits. Bro, yeah remember on in the SUITS i wore
on THAT tv. Show, Yeah I'm. Michelle.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Yeah, man every, Man, hey you gotta have. Suits you
gotta have nice, socks. SHOES i didn't even know brown
shoes went with the. SUIT i was just wearing black.
Shoes every.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Suit dread. Flocks we don't even buy drest.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Flocks i'll be on a James on be on that
with a, suit, dress, dress shoes.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
And some two white.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Tubes come, on, man come on, man thank you women
for taking care of, us neglectful men who don't pay
attention to nothing but going to.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Work that's what we go to, do go to.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Work but, yeah at the beginning of the, show, man
you asked me what was going? On, Man i'm swinging
up to The. Funnyball, okay so about time this, air.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
You know you'll see.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Everything But Gary owen is at The Funny bone this.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Weekend. Yo, heah like.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Twelve, bro he had he has done a record breaking
weekend at The Orlando, Funnyball Gary owen has sold out twelve.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Shows could we talk about that for a. Second, yes Before,
GARY i believe the record was. Earthquake no, no, No,
Bruce bruce, RIGHT.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
I Don't, yeah, Yeah Bruce blacks and are usually the
two that we add shows. For but twelve is the
is direct because he did Two, thursday Three, friday Three,
saturday Two sunday and they just added too For.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Monday, Monday, Bro. MONDAY i hate that we.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
DO i hate we Taping monday BECAUSE i would have
went through, like, oh we can Go, sunday can't?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
We, Yeah i'm going. Tonight i'm going today because we're
doing something.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Special for him for the. ANNIVERSARY i mean the, anniversary
but for the.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Setout but shout. OUT i can't say what it is
all LIKE i, said shout out TO Gq.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Customs oh my, dude, okay, cool say what it. Is
but we're gonna do, That, OKAY.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
I still need to give, up you, know a custom
pair from? Him MAN i forgot MAN i shout out
TO Gqu customs had him on MY.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Tv, Show really.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Talented if y'all, listening and y'all want to get y'all
shoes custom.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Made. Bro see, that, dude he is really good at
what he. Does for. REAL i ain't just saying.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
That he did shoes For Orlando City. Soccer he's done
shoes FOR nfl, Players he's done shoes for. Rappers he
did my pair shoes for, me and he is officially
sponsored By Monster energy. Drinks he he, no you know
he really. Legit but back To Gary, BRO i was
telling him our, boy our comedy, SON i. Keen i've
(39:27):
done nine shows is the, most AND i was.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Featuring, YEAH i was at the end of the, Weekend
JAMES i, GOT i was. SICK i DO i. HAD
i was like beat at the, car out of work
the next. DAY i was, Sick. Bro because people don't
realize it sounds.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Crazy were just, talking but there's something about doing that
many shows in a. Gauntlet you are. Done when you're,
done like you are, Like, Bro you're, like. Damn ALL
i did was do. Shows BUT i feel exhausted.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
And you got to think.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Too he doing an, hour so he's doing twelve hours
in five.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Days he also does a meet and greet.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Afterwards you know What i'm, Saying like we taping the
show right. Now, yeah we tape in the, morning so It's,
saturday we're taping this.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Show he can show at three. O'clock that's. Crazy he
got a. Maddename he doing A madame. Show that's. Funny. Bro,
hey CAN i say WHAT i think Helped gary so? Much?
Self take us?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Down gary wasn't always on social, media you remember, that,
Right gary for the past year has been hitting social
media hard with clips AND i think his popularity has
grown a lot since.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Then, Man so.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Twelve, shows that's unheard, of selling that more that many morning.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
MAN i think it gives comics Because gary been in
the game thirty years and he's always done, well you
know WHAT i, Mean it's always done. Well but to
see how great he's doing even, now you, know going
through what he went through with personal life coming back,
out you, know and just to see a comic And
(41:00):
i'm just speaking as a, Comic, yeah just as a
comic be able to sell out twelve, shows it gives
me us. Hope it's comics that hey, man it can
happen for. You And i'm gonna use this one to
one of my favorite human beings on the. Planet shout
out To lee And. MORGAN i remember it had to
(41:22):
be five years, ago and it could have been longer than.
THAT i Picked leand up from The Fairfield end and
took her to The Orlando empire and it might have
been one hundred and ten.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
People.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Wow three years, later two or three years later she
came back and it might have been two hundred people to.
Fifty the third time she gave back To, orlando she
was doing the.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Theater and now you got A tv. Show that's A tv.
Show AND i think she's in her. Fifties, yes you
know What i'm.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Saying she really nomination, right really nice.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Person oh lover to, death lover her and who y'all
see that that southern, bell that, country that country twin
at that for her.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Family that is. Her that's not a.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Comedy she is one of these sweetest PEOPLE i have
ever opened for and, met to the point where when
she started blowing, UP i actually text her and, Say,
hey if you need a, feature let me, Know and
she replied back because most of them. Don't and she,
says he IF i ever any one In, florida you
are on my short. List you, know you did it
(42:23):
such a great, job and you're open for me, nice
you know WHAT i. Mean, Like, so if you're a,
comic especially like for cats like me And james and
people who've been twenty twenty five years in, it it's not. Over,
no it's not.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Over it. Is all it takes is a social media.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Breaker you go do a dry bar or don't tell
and it blow up or maybe it'll.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Kill tony, said you just don't.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Know it's not over for all you commute Because i've
Been i've been saying it's been over for me for
two years and this, year this year was the best
year Comedy i've.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Had come, on come, on knock on wood. Man i've got.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
To drive With alisade And Russell peters and my shows
are doing well.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
And omg is wis on tour with him and.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
My following and starting to go. Up so if you've
been doing this for a, minute no it's not it's not.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Over, hey, MAN i just think OF i just think
Of Bernie mac every single, time every single TIME i
get a little, Discouraged i'm, like, Man bernie to get on.
On that means in his, Fifties god bless. Him so,
yeah it's. Possible don't give up, people, hey and don't
stop following us real last.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Man thank y'all so much for tuning.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
In we always appreciate you and love you on behalf of,
myself Mister James john and that Is Ken.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Miller thank y'all for listening to. It and then we'll
see y'all. Tomorrow But ken tell him what to. Do
take your ass to. Bed we out
What is up everybody?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And thank you you have just tuned into Real Lives
on Real Radio one oh four point one. I'm your
host tonight. That's right, mister James Yan, I am live
from Coco beach Man having a good time. I got
my man with me. Man, the one of the only
we know him is the godfather of Orlando comedy, but
today he is Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning, Kim Miller in the building right now. What's
going on, kid? What's up? Chief? How to beach treating
your brother? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm gonna tell you something in my I guess my
golden years can I'm gonna call it right now. I
become to really love the water man. I was never
a boat guy. I was ever a beach guy. But
now I'm that dude. I learned to swim. I'm out
here in these waters man, I'm on cruise ships. I'm
on my friend Ron's boat on the lake. I am
loving being on the water. Are you a person that
(00:56):
likes water?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Not at all? Right?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I do it. But Sean loved the beach. Brom. If
we go through a whole summer and we don't do
a beach weekend, oh she mad mad okay Man Maria. Yeah, yeah,
that's her favorite, to the point where we have a
spot at the Maria and we have a routine. We
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drive up there. There's a publics near the beach. We
get all our snacks, our foods. We park in the
same spot, okay, it's a little cut, and we walk
out and we go to the exact same spot on
that beach every time. It's one because it's a spot
where it's not because if you look down with more
in the city, it's easy, it's packed. We picked the
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spot where it's just me and her and it's a
few people and we just chill.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
And then when we.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Leave our lactose and turn our lactose and taller Nassas
gets ice creams in this ice our fingers that we
could get home at two and a half hours half.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Bro, y all playing y'all out here floing. Bro, you
know I'm black to it's in tolerance. My decision to
eat ice cream is based off how far I am
from the nearest toilet.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Bro. I know I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I get one point five miles away, and I got
to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Not at this old age man.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
But hey, I love the fact, y'all got a spot
that y'all like to go to it? Why is it
the most black folks When we go beach, little area
or a lake, we're gonna hit publics right.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Before we get there.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Right there, it's right right there, and they know you
going to the beach.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yes, publics. It's like yeah, it's like float these is into.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Tubes like they know you you're about to go to
the beach. Like I've never seen the publics When you
walk in and the deli and stuff at the front door,
they're like, get these sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Bro, Hey, I ain bro I.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Love public So for that though, I will always get
like that. We get like the sandwich meat and stuff.
Either we get a sandwich or we get sandwich meat.
And sometimes we'll pick up the chicken wings even you
know what I mean, you just take them with you.
They don't have to be hot and they're still good
later on. Man, shout out to publics. Y'all need to
sponsor us. Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Man.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, my wife is more of a beach person. I
mean I like swimming. I like, you know, I swim
my whole life, my whole family not a swim That's
why I'm always shocked when I meet somebody that can
him come on, it shocks me especially, But I know
black people that I know that meth and stereotype that
black people can't swim. Every housing projects in Greensboro, North Carolina,
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had a w rec center with a swimming pool. It
was it was twenty five cent yeah, swim all day.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And I feel if you live in Florida, there's no
excuse for you not to know how to swim. There's
too many beaches, there's too many pools, there's too many.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Water parks for you not to know. I'm not how
to swim. Man, she stop acting like that. Now.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
You can't be from Florida, a state known for its water,
not know how to it's hot. You telling me you
got in the pool once in your whole life hot.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
It's not ever, not ever, not now, not now another.
You ain't not down another.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Got in the pool as hot as this place is.
You just you just look like the pool Your whole
life is going to get there there. Nah, Bro, Being
from Florida and you don't know how to swim, it's
like being from Alabama. You don't know how to be racist, Like,
come on, man, come on, hey, come on, they teach
you at the early age.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Hey, look it up on the sports and Nuggers over there.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, I'm telling you, bro, Like, imagine somebody from the
Midwest that don't know how to ice skate.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Nah, all the part of dudes play hockey all. I
mean like you.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
You you are legit in the in the hottest state
in the Union, and you can't see you ain't got
no water your whole life. I got to take bass.
I just from I took showers. I was scared of that.
Look that little two feet of water.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That's funny as hell. That's that's why to me. I'm
telling you man.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
We was joking with you know, we've been touring with
Ogiz Wicks and he does not swim. He's like learning
how to swim, and he is old school Florida scuba diving.
And the guy was like, when we teach him how
to swim swim, he's gonna be a hell of a
scuba diver. But I'm like, I'm like, dog, all the
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stuff you do with water and gators and snakes and manatees.
I said, bro, you you got to be professional swimmer
to do that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Hey, you ain't you ain't afraid of like boring constrictors, pythons, gators.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
But you're like, oh no, now, I know.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I keep saying that it shocks me when I meet
somebody from Florida and they care, Hey, that's crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It is.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And by the way, I'm glad you brought ogs Wicks
up because here's what I love about him and his
comedy journey man, and you get to see it firsthand
being on tour with them. I love seeing that dude
fall in love with stand up comedy, like seeing his
experiences for the first time when it comes to certain
things that come along with being a stand up comedian,
Like he's still surprised after the show that so many
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people want to talk to him and.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Take pictures and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I love that you get the witness seeing him experienced
those things for the first time. And he's such a
down to earth guy too, super super chill dude.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
But you know he's coming on in an unconventional way. Yeah,
I mean, like, like, you know, I'm happy he gets
to see it this way and not the way we saw.
We didn't come weld our shows, I know.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We did not.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
We start We started with a bar in the back
of somebody smack of chicken wings.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Bro, you know you had a bar show. When the
show start and you hear a dude yell out, hey,
who cut the TV off?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You know?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Hey man, dude man, because the game owner you try
to interrupt him with a college Hey.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I've said this, man, my least least least least least
favorite comedy shows.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
If there's a show and there's.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
A bar in the back, Oh my god, yes, if
there's a bar in the back, hey man, Because people
come to a ship, even if they know it's comedy,
they don't care where you sit at a bar. Yeah,
it's something about the bar that makes you talk. I
don't know if it's in the wood, in the oak
that the spears of the oak come out and it just.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It just it's the bar stool that makes I gotta talk.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Oh, I gotta. I If you sit on a bar stool,
oh you gotta. You gotta conversate with somebody.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You're right.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
And here's what I don't like. If I go to
a bar show, you got a bar in the back.
If I see that oasis machine with ice field up
in it, oh, they about to make mixed frozen drinks
all night during my.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Punchline, Hey dog.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
And let no funny boone got a bar, but they
also got a side We call it the side stage. Yeah,
and we do open mics there. We do shows there
and it never fails. Bro, you're about to hit that punschline.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You hit the mark.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Every pushline turns into Margarita. And then I said Margherita.
And I was on stayle telling me.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I said, who in the hell drinking all these Margherita?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It comes to the comedy show, said let me get
the let me get the line, let me get the limit.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Margharita. Bro. Before he passed, it was Jimmy Buffett in
the back. Just order Margarita.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Oh my good, Yeah, Jason. That or the ice machine too.
They have an ice machine. It just like ice through
the show. Order Bart tend to pick dumping ice during
the show.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I don't know why ice is so loud.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
It's like they dubbing a bucket of pennies in that thing.
It's so loud. That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh, all the pennies went to the funny bone. What
about the new hire who doesn't understand the whisper during
the show?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is they trying to pay orders. You ever been through that.
Let me tell you something. One of my favorite ones ever.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Christoph Jean is on stage and Christophe bombing bro and
it's in the main room and we only had like
seventy people.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
We end up doing the show. If y'all don't know,
that's a huge room. It's he's about three fifty. So
if you got seventy, it might not even have been
seventy brok.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
And one of the way stats is like you are
barbecue Harbor, neverwings.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
He was so loud.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Christoph thought he was being heckled, And so I tell
the dude, I say, hey.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Man, are your mind when you get an order, can
you keep it down just a little bit?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Don't tell me how to do my I was like,
oh all right. All night he kept coming to me.
I said, bro, I wasn't tell you how to do
your job. There's nobody in here. So when you do
your order is loud. It's this ain't Applebee's.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You have that attitude of me all night.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
And I was like, I wasn't trying to tell you
do your job, bro.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I promised you you were just loud. I just asked
you to just keep it down just a smidge.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yes, they burn it down a coach as they said,
the Midwest coach.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I said, you're a walking margarita machine. That's what yod.
Their brother don't even talk. He goes, Yeah, the the.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Way that I was talking to, uh, you know, Houston
Improv is his home club.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
He says.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
The staff there is so good. You don't even see
them pick a drink up off the table.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
They're like ninjas. He said.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You don't hear them make no noise. You'll hear them
pick a drink up. He said, they so smooth with it.
But I've done some clubs, bro, where you setting up
a joke and the waitress waiter.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Is like, and so you want all flats. To the
point I'm on stage, I'm like, yeah, I want all
flats too.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I don't make mine to go.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
And if y'all don't understand, you ain't at a certain age,
all flats is the way to go.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
If y'all don't know, you wa.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
The chicken wings all flats, Hey, I got a joke
about that too.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I was also I was talking to my pastor about wings.
He said, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Know, I man, I love to eat all wings.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Lemon Pepper. I said, Man, talk to them. Yeah, Man
was serving about this on Sunday All flats Lemon Pepper.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Bro, we don't do nothing else. What was that show Atlanta?
He's like, Oh, you gave me the what the yah?
Tell nobody? Man? Is that your is? Yall? Go to that?
Ya go to Wing?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Also, no, I love I'm old school. I still love
a buffalo. I like a sweet buffalo, and I like
an extra crispy all flats.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
See my wife is as the crispy all flats limon Pepper.
There's a place downtown and I've been emailing them to
be our sponsor.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
The Boss, the Boss Wings Boston spot.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah, bro, they got a buffalo Lemon Pepper.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Okay, now you're talking crazy out in the streets.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Hey dog, my mama, Dad, y'all, y'all know this. I
came home slapped the hell out of her. Hey them
down wings? So good, man, I slapped your mama. Bro,
I came home.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Man, is it for real? That good? That good?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
They're a little small. They can be bigger. The wings
can be a little bigger. But the wings are really good.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Though.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I know they're good because my wife, if she downtown
during the day will call me and make me go.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
To lunch with her, to go to that wings.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Funny, don't even ask right now? Yeah, yeah, I'm no bs.
I took my lunch one day. I said, what you're doing?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I said, I brought left over?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
She said, okay, cool, So you want to meet me
at the wing place?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
And I'm like, dog, I brung. I want to spend
no money. That's one thing I've learned when it comes
to marriage. We ain't supposed to spend no money unless
they ready to spend. They ready to spend money. That's why, bro, Hey,
why you spending this money on that you want to
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you want to go to lunch? Bro, that is a fact.
We ain't spend no money unless they want to spend.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
But that's correct, correct. I know how this works, my bro,
My god, bro ken, did you do any coming this
weekend and you've been home?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Man, I'm chilling this weekend. Man, I got a weekend off. Man,
I'm on our next segment. I'm gonna tell you what
I'm doing later today, though, But I just I just chilled,
man like I ain't nothing wrong with that, my partner.
Y'all shout out to Klyx DJ calls. Chris came over
last night, okay and set outside smoked. Some cigars have
to drinks, you know, talk man, life, life and stuff
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like that. But I chilled this weekend, bro, I needed
I needed one of them. Not going to well weekends.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I'm with you on that.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
As comedians, we try to get booked every weekend, but
every now and again it feels great not to do nothing.
As I get older, can my biggest uh thing I'm
looking forward to doing is finding somewhere to sit my
ass down.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
No? I tell my wife what she gonna do today,
I said, sitting here, look stupid, looking dumb in the face.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's gonna be great. On that note, y'all, don't go nowhere.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
We'll be right back Real Last, Real Radio one or
four point one.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
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or four point point one.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I'm your host.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Mister James John joined the Virtual Studio with the Godfather
of Orlando Cobby aka. Hello, Good morning, Ken Miller. Every
time I see good Morning, I think of Kanye.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I can't help it. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
So this came from Diddy Dirty Money. Hello, if you
ain't seen this documentary.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I ain't seen it.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Diddy is is the devil walking this earth.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Bro, It's that bad.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
There's some people on this earth who are horrible people.
We're talking the dude in the White House. We're talking
about We're talking about Edge. Yeah, we're talking about bt
K Killer. I'm talking about Like that's.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
So go ahead. You know the Asian lady from Sinners.
Yeah hear.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
There's no evil people walking as planet shan and puff
Daddy Combs is a terrible person. He's so bad and
I'm not gonnailer for you have you've seen some of
it though.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
What I saw was the Cassie beating Ye James, he's
so bad, but you see the bad.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Okay, let's let me let me rewind him. James.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
If somebody says, hey, man can be shoplifted and you say,
I never not my boy can No, James, I ain't
never seen that, he can still nah, not my boy.
The next day somebody come to you, James, you.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Can't be stealing, not my boy. Okay. So now you
at one.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Hundred people and you're still like nah, dog nah.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
And that's how this diddy.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
A hundred people have come out and got claims of
Diddy assaulting there and.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Did like, I ain't, I ain't do this. I'm And
did he keep using God? He's like yeah, because I'm
just because I'm let God take.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Care of him. He did. He put your ass in jail.
There you go, he took care of it.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Well, here's the thing that gets me when we talk
about how nasty the whole thing is with P Diddy,
the nastiest part to me is now everybody in that
circle said, yeah, we knew, like they all knew, Like,
wait a minute, y'all, let that man be that disgusting
we out here praising him. Look at this young black mobile.
This is what black excellence is.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And y'all all the.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Stuff that we were doing to lift this man up
as one of our heroes in our community, and y'all
all gonna tell him, oh, yeah, we knew he was
like that.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Wyo.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
It's wild man, And if you get a chance.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Go watch it. It's full episodes.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
You're going to be And I mean we've seen plenty
of stuff like too B has a docu series we watch. Yeah,
we've seen plenty of stuff on it. This one is
the saying is he this is more of how other people.
It's not Cassie's in it, but it's not about Cassie
as much as it is other people who are having, like,
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you know, lawsuits against him.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And we all knew, and we never wanted to talk
about it.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
It's like that one special uncle that nobody talks about.
We all knew that he had bad contracts, that he
was robbing his own pieces.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
We all knew.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
You would and you would think, Okay, that's everybody in
music industry. Everybody in music industry, every artist is getting robbed.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, but we the robbery is the smallest. Yeah, that's
that's im.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I'm gonna ask you this man, and I know, we
got other stuff we want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I shout out to boy Will Mills.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Will Mills supposed and so there's a producer named Little
Rod and Little Rod was working with Diddy and apparently
he was getting drugs. He fall asleep and Diddy with
a salt He said, I wake up sore, and wow,
he said, I wake up sore, Michell, I wake up sore.
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And so Will said, if you a man, you gotta
either kill Diddy or you gotta take that to the grave.
And that's that's kind That's tough because I get it's
as a man that someone assaults you and you can't
tell nobody, nobody because because now either they think you're
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gay and you actually wanted it, you are pumped because
you ain't gonna do nothing about correct, you know what
I mean. So there's probably plenty of men out there
that this happened to and they're just scared to speak
up because of that.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
In our community and our community, it's looked a different
even when you're in prison. There's prison rules. If you
get that done to you, and you are never looked
at the same again.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Brou I don't unless I was seeking and this is
me and I'm just gonna be honest with y'all vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Unless I was seeking some kind of legal retribution, I
probably wouldn't told not a soul.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I probably it would always been it would always be
up for me and Diddy.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
But I probably would have kept that to me man, honestly,
because what's the at this point, What would I have
to gain to tell anybody because he's already going through
legal stuff. But you know what I mean, what would
I have to gain just putting that story out there?
I probably just kept that to himself as a victim.
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I'll say that at the place.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
The other question is do you stay after it happens? No,
That's that's the thing, everybody. That's the thing that people.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
That's why most people don't have it back with it
because like, yo, you woke up and you were sore
in that place, and you woke up and you're like, yo, man,
something happened to me last night? And did he laying
in the bed with you?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
That's crazy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
That's I mean, I understand he was financially motivated to
stay there, but if you keep going back, then at
some point you stopped being a victim and you start
being a volunteer.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I'm sorry, can't like, there's no way in hell I stay.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Nah, I'm cool, you know what I I don't want
success in this terfry that bad if I got to
get assaulted.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
And that's crazy because that's how bad a lot of
these cats want it.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
We are addicted to fear of what did they call it?
Fear of missing out? Yeah, fomo. People in that lifestyle.
When Diddy's bigger than life, all the clubs and all
the stuff, the videos, people are like, I'm going to
miss out on all that if I don't let something
rock or go buy that I know is wrong. I'm sorry, man,
you complicit in it if you let it keep happening.
And if you saw this man do the things he
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did to other people and you never said anything, then
you just as bad as he is. In my humble opinion,
you come if.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You knew he was whooping that girl's ass like that
all because you.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Know, if he whooped her in a five star hotel
and he didn't look like he was worried at all,
you know he hadn't done that everywhere else as well.
That wasn't the only time you just got caught on
that video. I bet there's other videos out they can't.
I bet these other videos out there.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Didn't you here a terrible person?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Man?
Speaker 3 (21:57):
So if you get a chance to check check it out, man,
it's it's it hurts. It hurt because a lot of
people from that time of music that we love and
a lot of.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
That we loved, or we're finding out that there Hollywood
is the devil. Bro horrible, some horrible people that very
it's a very republican thing to say. But that ain't wrong, bro,
I always said it dang wrong. Hollywood's full of people
telling you yes so they can get what they want.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, yeah, with no morals, no code, just hey, if
that's what you need to get by, we'll do it
for you. So to keep making these movies, keep making this music,
all right, Bro, r Kelly was he got away with
that stuff, and everybody knew for how long?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Telling you man, it's a nasty place out there, man.
And the sad thing.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
About r Kelly. R Kelly ain't eating only one. I've
told this story before. I'm in Yes, we love. I'm
in love with this girl. Bro, I'm in love with
this girl.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I'm eventeen, she's sixteen. I'm loved girl. Yes.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I go to her house one day on my way
as I'm walking to work. It's a grown ass man
sitting in her living room and she got her leg
on his leg and he kind of looked at me.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Like, what's up, little man? Like that dude was twenty six,
twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Years old, And you know what's scary about the whole situation,
Mama was home.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's what I was gonna say. That was normal in
the nineties.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
A girl in high school was dating a dude in
college Joe. The dudes from college would come to the
high school after school. Yeah, that was bro I don't
know we were wow. Bro, it was a different time, man, Bro,
heart was broke.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
You were like, oh heart broke.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I saw my love, the love of my life, sitting
there mess messing with somebody old enough to be my granddaddy.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Bro about he said, a whole grown ass man.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Oh, old man, I ain't talk Jason. I'm seventeen. I'm
six two. Yeah, I'm six'.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Five he wasn't like a little, dude And i'm, like,
yo she a, sophomore.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Just, sophomore, Bro like what why he'd already graduated? College? Bro,
my oh my old one of my older sisters had
a baby with a. Dude she was. Sixteen he was
twenty eight years.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Old, god but nobody bad an eye back, then, right
nobody's bad. Eye yeah it's. Not you can't do that, stuff,
man that's. Wild that's why WHEN i see these videos
now Of republicans coming out trying to Defend, trump, like hey,
man you, know, fifteen ain't that?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Young what?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Bro what hey y'all on the list, Somewhere it's, like, hey,
dog she was Like meggane was, like, hey, man LIKE
i mean he liked the, younger the younger, TYPE i
mean not like.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Eight, yeah but like, no, nah that's. Crazy but.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah my question to that, is, okay would you let
your fifteen year old?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Dato? Hell oh, no they. Wouldn't come, on, man are
you out your? Mind you wanna let your fifteen year
old message? That?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Man, so but it's okay with somebody else's, fist somebody else's.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Daughter, man let somebody gonna talk to your daughter and
they they that old and keep fifteen, man y'all a,
while y'all a, y'all let me get away with.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Crane never, ever ever in my, Life i've been, like,
MAN i WANT i wanted somebody, Young like even WHEN.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I was singer in my.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
THIRTIES i ain't dating no twenty year. OLD a twenty
one year? Old what were gonna talk?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
About? Yo what we gonna?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Do i'm looking for my, Wife, oh my wife like
four years older than.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Me i'm looking for old. Women she robbing the.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Cradle she is, kidding, Yo, hey you're a, victim kid for?
Real she was a senior high. SCHOOL i was just
GETTING i was in middle, SCHOOL i, said eighth. Grade,
yo old she a whole trafficker brome talking About so come,
on can't get this car to? Me gonna get you
(25:54):
a happy? Meal like you got a, car thank. You
she got a booster seat in the back for.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Me.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yo, hey but she looked younger than me, though that's
WHAT i. SAY i look like the old.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Man you ain't, lying, BRO I i'll tell hi about.
BABY i Know i'm. Old how you why you say you?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Old because my knees remind you WHEN i get, hey y'all, know, oh,
y'all if you listen to this show and you under age,
thirty just know at some point you're gonna wake up
and you're gonna have a mysterious injury for no.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Reason no no what you. Did like you don't know
you have a mysterious. Injury you don't know why what? Happened.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
BRO i woke up the other, day doog and y'all's
talking About my ankle was just, Swoll, yes just. SWORE
i ain't do NOTHING i, HAD i wouldn't exercise. IT
i drove To atlanta and the ankle that was swore
wasn't even the ANKLE i drive.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
With that's funny that it's the other the other don't
even get. You. JAY i go to the.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Doctor he, SAYS i got plant of festus BECAUSE i
got flat.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
FEET i say, so it just goes swell.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Up yeah yeah yeah they, yeah, yeah gonna ankle Brace.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Hey we.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Don't we don't wear shoes were supposed to like you know,
ME i wear Air force, one the flattest shoe on the, Planet.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Bro AND i just can't help.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
It And i'm gonna tell you another, thing young, people
you under, thirty you don't understand the road trip where
every hour on the, hour you gotta stop and. Pee
you don't understand that. Yet, YEAH i pee on every
hour on THE i will stop the comedy.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Show y'all, KNOW i gotta go. Pee.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Jay this is how bad it is on the road.
Trip to day, BEFORE i just dehydrate. Myself i'm, like, hey, man,
NOTHING i don't drink nothing BECAUSE i don't. Care it
could BE i could put water in this cap and
drink AND i got the P. P.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Bro in, fact we're gonna in one minute' have to go.
PEE i got a, timer, RIGHT.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I, got, man everything you can't eat nothing no more
everything love that you wanted to, Eat. BRO i been
hanging out With. Dwayne we sitting at the. Bar dwayne
order it was like some chicken, tenders Some buffalo chicken,
Tender french, fries and he had the ice cream with
THE i, said, BRO i would die IF i ate
real literally.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
LIKE, i, bro what do they call? That one? Thing
WHILE i? Die every NIGHT i got to sleep at,
ME i would. DIE i wake. Up my wife is
beating on my, chest, going don't you give up on?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Me come, on Bree, yo keep hitting you with that
thing that shock you, stipulated, Like, yo you're gonna ever
go to go To jay's house like you got the
fibulator the living.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
ROOM i got one in every. Room never, player you never.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Know on that, note we'll be right back with more
Hilarity Real, Last Real radio one of four point. One
(29:25):
welcome back everybody you still listening To Real last On
Real radio one or four point.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
ONE i want to remind you, guys we all.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Your Night capital comedy AND i need y'all to help us.
Out if y'all want to keep this hilarity, going we
need y'all to support, us follow, us subscribe to. US
i need you to go To, Instagram, FACEBOOK i need
you to FOLLOW i need you to go to, YouTube, subscribe, like,
comment and share so we can keep this thing going
for another nine. YEARS i am joined the Virtual studio
with the one d only Mister Ken miller Aka hello good.
(29:53):
Morning oh, no it's the ditty. One, hello good. Morning
i'm in prison.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
All, Right oh, MAN i wanted to bring something up real. Quick.
Man i've been married for a very long.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Time y'all know my Wife, michelle AND i will say
this as my, wife she would do things every now
and again to remind me how much she loves. Me
but today she did something that was so. AMAZING i,
know this woman really really loves, Me. KEN i, mean
it was more amazing than her giving me four, kids
more amazing than her marrying. Me and we've been together
for thirty two. Years this woman did something for me
(30:30):
that not every woman would. Do and No i'm not
talking about anal What i'm talking.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
About What i'm talking about this woman popped a pimple
on my, Back Ken.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Woo this woman was willing to put her hands on
me and relieve me.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Of the demon that was in my. Back, man my
wife did.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
THAT i just want to shout Out, michelle because you,
know all women won't do.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
That that's a, test. Y'all if your woman won't pop
your pimple on your, back she. Cheating she, cheats.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Cheating know, You i'm gonna tell you. This and once,
again me And James, black yes we. Are it might
happen in your. COMMUNITY i don't. Know i'm talking about
our community because me And james are up at The.
Tigers so when you WHEN i was a, teenager IF
i have, PIMPLES i don't know what it is about
(31:21):
laying in the girl's lap.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
And she would your. FACE i don't know y.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
We did, That LIKE i, said in our, community will
you dating a black?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Girl, boy come, in lay down And i'm going pop
the bumps on your. FACE i don't know. Why, here
that's called. Love that's how you knew it was. Real.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Man every every.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Black GIRL i dated from up up UNTIL i was
like twenty, FIVE i had a bump on my face
out laying they.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Lap they will pop that pimple on my.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Face and get to the, point if you're with the
girl long, enough you don't even have to.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Ask you'll be walking by.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Her she's, like, boy come, here look, me look at you,
know go sit, down and she come home and pop.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Everything AND i think it came from seeing them, moms
because my mama would pop them on.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Us, yes, yes you know What i'm. Saying what come on?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Me what about then pop the, pimple clean it up
and you be. Gone and then AS i got, older
found out.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Not even supposed to pop.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Them, no you, know at least like.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
SCARS i don't know what it was.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Like it was some little romance, sneakers a teenager that
lay in the little girl lap and she popped the
box on your.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Face i'm gonna tell you another thing to let it
let you know in our community that the girl loves
you if she buy you some.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Shoes if that girl, boy you know What i'm talking,
about can't back in the, day, BABY i got you some.
Sneakers it was some good sneakers, Too AND i.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Let you know she hate you when you came home
and she's, like, oh, yeah shoes, out.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
She, said get my damn shoes back with your broke.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Casts yeah, whatever a black girl breaks up with, you
you become.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Broke that's what she called.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Broadcast they keep a list of stuff that you've done.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Wrong.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yep and once you break, up, hey you broke your
mama fat and.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Ugly, hey she.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Got pictures of the duke and stands in your underwear like,
yo you were taking.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Pictures of them and say you got hey.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Hein't somebody sposted To mean On facebook and he was,
LIKE i don't know white. Ladies them them jaws were
dookie when we was. Together now now, now, mama So
i'm a little. Dukie but, boy they talk about your,
mama they call you when your own black, girl, mariage.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
You talk about your, mammy not your. Mama all of a,
sudden that thing little it ain't.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Be, hey, Hey i've said this a million, times, Man.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Spanish women will get their cut when y'all. Break These
spanish women to get her family to come beat you.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Up, yes they.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Will white, women white women to kill, you and black
women are going.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
To demean a lot of. YOU i used to just killed,
me dog man with your fat your, mama she your
fat ass.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Mama kill, me Dog just get seeing your cousins over
here to jump. Me just jump, me, dog just jump.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Me don't tell everybody my business like so. Mean oh May,
yeah you.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Know he ain't got no lights in the. House that's
why he always got them candles, On, like, Come i'm
getting the lights that come?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
On, dog you gotta tell them all.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
That come, on, man that's your. Mama car ain't even.
Yours look at you and his. Mama card at him
taking his kids.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
HERE i don't even got. Children what is? It come?
See that's What i'm. Saying do you take care of?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Them?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
See?
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Oh, man so shout out the shell, man pop pop popping.
Pimples you just left y'all watching, YouTube y'all walk out the.
Door but, man, women, women just in, general, men they're
just nurturing.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
PEOPLE i, mean that's just that's just how they.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Are.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Man you, know when AND i got to do, more
let my wife do more for me BECAUSE i have
done for myself for so.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Long like When i'm, sick my.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
WIFE i got to, Soup i'm, LIKE i get, it
and she gets so upset Because.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I'm, LIKE i can do it.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Myself and that's just their. Nature women are just nurturing.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
People. Bro, god, man if you, listening just let them
do it for, Yes i'm telling. You we talked about
this the other.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
DAY a grown ass man with a woman would not
have any under there underwear if it wasn't for his.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Wife they don't one who won't buy us. Underwear we
don't bout what the last time you bought? Underwear, MAN
i can't even tell. You.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Bro, yeah, bro they should put men's under war invatory's
secret while the women there, anyway just let me pick
up all for, Him, okay for, REAL i tell you the.
TRUTH i ain't bought draws SINCE i was in the ninth.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Grade and you don't even know that you needed? It
like you come on, like, HEY i watched you a
couple of little. Shirts uh huh yeah, yeah because you've
been wearing the same shirts for like five.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Years, WAIT i didn't even know THAT i even know, That.
Bro we. Don't we.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Don't we are so like we don't pay attention as
men when we got a. Woman we just at some,
point they just start taking care of.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Us god bless. Them they just start taking care of.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Us my wife will come, home like you, know my
wife will come home with, Shoes she'll come home with.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
CLOTHES i don't buy my. CLOTHES i just THOUGHT i
just wear this.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Forever right at a certain, Age i've had this.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Shirt y'all seen this. Shirt i'm having the shirt at
least fifteen. Years, yeah at least fifteen.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Years, YEAH i GOT i got CLOTHES i.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
DO i told my, homeboy shout out TO Dj, CALYX i,
said every man needs a. Suit christ didn't have any. Suits,
Man my wife got me five.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Suits. Bro, yeah remember on in the SUITS i wore
on THAT tv. Show, Yeah I'm. Michelle.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Yeah, man every, Man, hey you gotta have. Suits you
gotta have nice, socks. SHOES i didn't even know brown
shoes went with the. SUIT i was just wearing black.
Shoes every.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Suit dread. Flocks we don't even buy drest.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Flocks i'll be on a James on be on that
with a, suit, dress, dress shoes.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
And some two white.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Tubes come, on, man come on, man thank you women
for taking care of, us neglectful men who don't pay
attention to nothing but going to.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Work that's what we go to, do go to.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Work but, yeah at the beginning of the, show, man
you asked me what was going? On, Man i'm swinging
up to The. Funnyball, okay so about time this, air.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
You know you'll see.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Everything But Gary owen is at The Funny bone this.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Weekend. Yo, heah like.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Twelve, bro he had he has done a record breaking
weekend at The Orlando, Funnyball Gary owen has sold out twelve.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Shows could we talk about that for a. Second, yes Before,
GARY i believe the record was. Earthquake no, no, No,
Bruce bruce, RIGHT.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
I Don't, yeah, Yeah Bruce blacks and are usually the
two that we add shows. For but twelve is the
is direct because he did Two, thursday Three, friday Three,
saturday Two sunday and they just added too For.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Monday, Monday, Bro. MONDAY i hate that we.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
DO i hate we Taping monday BECAUSE i would have
went through, like, oh we can Go, sunday can't?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
We, Yeah i'm going. Tonight i'm going today because we're
doing something.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Special for him for the. ANNIVERSARY i mean the, anniversary
but for the.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Setout but shout. OUT i can't say what it is
all LIKE i, said shout out TO Gq.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Customs oh my, dude, okay, cool say what it. Is
but we're gonna do, That, OKAY.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
I still need to give, up you, know a custom
pair from? Him MAN i forgot MAN i shout out
TO Gqu customs had him on MY.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Tv, Show really.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Talented if y'all, listening and y'all want to get y'all
shoes custom.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Made. Bro see, that, dude he is really good at
what he. Does for. REAL i ain't just saying.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
That he did shoes For Orlando City. Soccer he's done
shoes FOR nfl, Players he's done shoes for. Rappers he
did my pair shoes for, me and he is officially
sponsored By Monster energy. Drinks he he, no you know
he really. Legit but back To Gary, BRO i was
telling him our, boy our comedy, SON i. Keen i've
(39:27):
done nine shows is the, most AND i was.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Featuring, YEAH i was at the end of the, Weekend
JAMES i, GOT i was. SICK i DO i. HAD
i was like beat at the, car out of work
the next. DAY i was, Sick. Bro because people don't
realize it sounds.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Crazy were just, talking but there's something about doing that
many shows in a. Gauntlet you are. Done when you're,
done like you are, Like, Bro you're, like. Damn ALL
i did was do. Shows BUT i feel exhausted.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
And you got to think.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Too he doing an, hour so he's doing twelve hours
in five.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Days he also does a meet and greet.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Afterwards you know What i'm, Saying like we taping the
show right. Now, yeah we tape in the, morning so It's,
saturday we're taping this.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Show he can show at three. O'clock that's. Crazy he
got a. Maddename he doing A madame. Show that's. Funny. Bro,
hey CAN i say WHAT i think Helped gary so? Much?
Self take us?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Down gary wasn't always on social, media you remember, that,
Right gary for the past year has been hitting social
media hard with clips AND i think his popularity has
grown a lot since.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Then, Man so.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Twelve, shows that's unheard, of selling that more that many morning.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
MAN i think it gives comics Because gary been in
the game thirty years and he's always done, well you
know WHAT i, Mean it's always done. Well but to
see how great he's doing even, now you, know going
through what he went through with personal life coming back,
out you, know and just to see a comic And
(41:00):
i'm just speaking as a, Comic, yeah just as a
comic be able to sell out twelve, shows it gives
me us. Hope it's comics that hey, man it can
happen for. You And i'm gonna use this one to
one of my favorite human beings on the. Planet shout
out To lee And. MORGAN i remember it had to
(41:22):
be five years, ago and it could have been longer than.
THAT i Picked leand up from The Fairfield end and
took her to The Orlando empire and it might have
been one hundred and ten.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
People.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Wow three years, later two or three years later she
came back and it might have been two hundred people to.
Fifty the third time she gave back To, orlando she
was doing the.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Theater and now you got A tv. Show that's A tv.
Show AND i think she's in her. Fifties, yes you
know What i'm.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Saying she really nomination, right really nice.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Person oh lover to, death lover her and who y'all
see that that southern, bell that, country that country twin
at that for her.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Family that is. Her that's not a.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Comedy she is one of these sweetest PEOPLE i have
ever opened for and, met to the point where when
she started blowing, UP i actually text her and, Say,
hey if you need a, feature let me, Know and
she replied back because most of them. Don't and she,
says he IF i ever any one In, florida you
are on my short. List you, know you did it
(42:23):
such a great, job and you're open for me, nice
you know WHAT i. Mean, Like, so if you're a,
comic especially like for cats like me And james and
people who've been twenty twenty five years in, it it's not. Over,
no it's not.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Over it. Is all it takes is a social media.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Breaker you go do a dry bar or don't tell
and it blow up or maybe it'll.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Kill tony, said you just don't.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Know it's not over for all you commute Because i've
Been i've been saying it's been over for me for
two years and this, year this year was the best
year Comedy i've.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Had come, on come, on knock on wood. Man i've got.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
To drive With alisade And Russell peters and my shows
are doing well.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
And omg is wis on tour with him and.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
My following and starting to go. Up so if you've
been doing this for a, minute no it's not it's not.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Over, hey, MAN i just think OF i just think
Of Bernie mac every single, time every single TIME i
get a little, Discouraged i'm, like, Man bernie to get on.
On that means in his, Fifties god bless. Him so,
yeah it's. Possible don't give up, people, hey and don't
stop following us real last.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Man thank y'all so much for tuning.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
In we always appreciate you and love you on behalf of,
myself Mister James john and that Is Ken.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Miller thank y'all for listening to. It and then we'll
see y'all. Tomorrow But ken tell him what to. Do
take your ass to. Bed we out
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