No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Episodes

October 9, 2025 53 mins
Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss currents, biscuit tins, jam dodgers and all sorts of pi.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Frida Kahlo, Harriet Beecher Stowe, characters called Hector, and a tortoise protector.

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September 25, 2025 56 mins
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Richard Osman discuss saving birds, saving money, celebrity spooning and unoriginal crooning. 

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September 18, 2025 63 mins
Dan, James, Andy and Ella Al Shamahi discuss Sci Fi, vespidae, real life hobbits and real death habits.

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September 11, 2025 57 mins
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tractor tyres, doughnut dimples and protecting porpoises.

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Dan, James, Andy and Mary Beard discuss charioteers, Confederates, Latin and lovers. 

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August 28, 2025 53 mins
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including flaming baptisms, defacing statues, painting ferris wheels, and why quantum entanglement is never the answer.

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August 21, 2025 54 mins
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss dating, writing, inventing and horning.

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Live from the Crossed Wires Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss podcast studios, parking spaces, robust moustaches and Robert Miles. 
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Elf Lyons, Ray O'Leary, Andrew O'Neill and Ahir Shah discuss punks, clowns, dinosaurs and post-Kantian transcendental idealism.

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July 31, 2025 59 mins
Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Ian Smith, Abby Howells, Urooj Ashfaq and Nish Kumar discuss pigs, jigs and Jimi Hendrix.
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Canadian contours, Dylan's demise, Singapore Slings and sunflower seeds.

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Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss feline ads, Egyptian irons and the Hammer of the Scots.

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Dan, James and Andy discuss shining holes, glittery voles, Baker's burial and Basque butterflies.
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Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss lit trees, unreal squirrels, banging drums and sick bags.

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James, Anna, Andy and Miles Jupp discuss wandering, wondering, cricket and critics.

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June 19, 2025 46 mins
Live from the Nerdland Festival in Belgium, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss swords, sheep, Samurai and scientific studies.

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June 12, 2025 56 mins
Anna, Andy, James and Rhys Darby discuss robots, railways, lost witches and found phones.

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June 5, 2025 56 mins
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Socrates, Stansted, short wigs and long waves.

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Dan, Anna and Andy discuss 420 plants, 10 towns, 2 tongues and 0 licences.

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