EITM: Dizzy Trip 4/23/24

Magic Kingdom and back.

Episode Transcript

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I have not been to Disney World, have you? I forget A long
long time ago for yeah, butlike forever ago. Yeah, like not
as an adult? No, no, no, no, no, no,
well I was an adult, butwas I was in my twenties?
The were you really? Yeah,Kristin, have you ever been? You've
never been? Either? I knowa lot. The sounds like something we

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could have asked Ross about. Wait, hold on, wait what Kristin.
I can't hear you. She's hada morning too. Sorry. What were
you saying to the land to theland? Lamb? Okay, they're kind
of similar, all right, Wellhave you even when I lived down in

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Florida, right, never went todisney Land. Always went to like Universal
and the other ones, but neverwent to Why didn't you go to Disney?
I don't know. I thought itwas a little bit too childish the
okay, No, that's fine,I understand that. No, or just
in general that it was for kids. It was like a kid. I
get that. No, No,I do I understand that. I understand

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that. Now you've insulted Tyler.However, you bitch. However, Yeah,
so I was reading about it,and again, do I think it
would be cool to at least knowwhat it's like. Yeah, I guess
so sure will I live if Inever go? Yeah, like I never
took my kids like they've never beenright. Total side note. The one

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at Tennessee just sent a text.Whoo, man, sounds like you're having
a morning the So anyway, Iwas reading this thing. This would actually
be a fun way to do it, to go to Disney, but I
want to do it at like witha large group of people. Okay,

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one day, one day in thepark, one day with like part copper
passes. No, you get upin the morning, you fly to Florida,
Oh my god, you go tothe park Elliott and you catch a
flight home that night. People doit all the time, all the time.

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And people do it all the time. Here you go. Everybody thinks
I'm crazy. Non time wasters fromall over America try to conquer the Magic
Kingdom in an unusual way. Keepin mind it's not for everyone. Twenty
two year old woman from New Jerseyworks at a financial They talk to a

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bunch of people that did this.They left on Spirit Airlines. They logged
into the Disney app and snagged acoveted spot on the tron light cycle run
at Walt Disney World from Florida.After landing, they took an uber straight
to Tomorrowland, got on tron.Then after that they hustled across the park.

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They grabbed a breakfast burrito and thengot in line to ride Pirates of
the Caribbean. They waited over anhour to get on that ride. Whirlwind
rides later, including a sprint toSpace Mountain, it was time for their
final adventure, an eight pm flighthome one day. So they talk about

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people that get up like are ona six o'clock flight? How far is
how long does it take to flyfrom here to Orlando? Two hours?
A little over all? Right,let's say let's say two and a half
hours. If we got a sixo'clock flight, we land in Orlando at
eight thirty. I'm at the park. I have no idea what the distance
is from the park to the airport. I'm going to say a half hour.

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This says twenty minutes. Perfect.That gives me ten minutes to piss.
By the way, I'm not flyingwith any baggage. I'm not flying
with anything. It's nine o'clock.I'm at the park. What times the
park open? I may not evenhave to go that early. Now,
you know they refer to it asrope drop the I'm sorry, what time
is rope drop? It is?Let's see at nine am? Nine am?

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Yeah, there you go. Andwhat time's the last whatever? The
last flight is from Orlando to Nationalwe fly out of there. I need
a half hour to get back tothe airport. Well, I probably need
an hour half hour to clear security, get on the plane, and we're
back. We're getting to the airporta half hour before the flight. Nope,

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an hour. We'll get there anhour before the flight. Do these
people have a name? Masochists?Oh? Come on, that's what the
headline refers to them as. That'strying to be funny, like, do
they Does this group call themselves something? Umm? Mausearchists, the diehard fans,

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the whole Disney travel park experience ina single day. I don't see
a name forum. I mean,there's something alluring about it, but here
you go. This person got up, they left their house at five am.
They were back home by eleven pmone day, and then they have
to or I guess they're typically doingit on a Saturday, right, no

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weekday, weekday because you have lesscrowds to do exactly. They said that
you don't want to go on aMonday. Oh so then the best day
to go is Wednesday? Okay?And then according to according to this it
says pro tip avoid Magic Kingdom onMondays. Wednesday's rock. And then then

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it talks about like if you wantto hit multiple parks, what to do
that I'm not doing in one dayfor the one day? Yeah, we
did that, but we also hadthe luxury of like stay your day.
This has start with Animal Kingdoms,less crowded rides, then hit Hollywood Studios,
cap off at Epcotarita in Hand.I don't see. I don't know
all the different that was all oneday. Yeah, it sounds like they

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barely got a taste of each park. I don't know. Here's my problem.
I don't know all the parks.Let's just go to Disney World,
Magic Kingdom. Yeah, sure,Where's Space Mountain, Magic Kingdom, where's
the where's the Star Wars ride?Hollywood Studios? So that's not Magic Kingdom?

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It is not? So is thattwo tickets? You know they have
packages? The no no even forone day? Yeah, where you can
go between parks? But can Ican? I access one without the other.
No, you have to be Ihave to leave yeah, oh oh
access it like physically. Yeah,no, I gonna go straight through while

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I'm in there. No, ohno, I'll pull up a map here.
You don't have to, That's okay. And those shuttles are fast and
empty the I'm sure, by theway, you know who would be great
at leading us on this. Ohyeah, Chad, Absolutely, Chad would
be awesome. He knows those parts. I bet Chad's done it down and

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back in one day. Yes,I bet he has too. Really,
he's an asochist. You don't thinkYou don't think Chad has done that.
I don't know as much as hegoes. I don't think they plan that
out he drinks. No, No, they plan that out, yes,
for stuff. But I bet Iwould think a weekend for them, they'd
be like, oh, we're gonnapack it in. But you know,

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but wouldn't it be great just tograb just to grab twenty people. There
are a lot of people who alreadyare saying, we're in twenty people.
We go on, we'll take itWednesday off. Wednesday's rock, That's what
I hear. We catch a flightearly and then we go you need that
travel specialist. Oh, that's right. What was her name? What was

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her name the Disney No, Miniis right? Was it min Dy?
I don't recall this Christen though.Two names come to mind, and it's
neither of them, Ross and Rocky, and I know it's not them.

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That was one of the biggest perksyset of being an actor on the Channel
Disney Layer Line one. Hi,Elliot in the morning. Hey there you
go to the morning. Hey good, what's going on? Dude? I
was just calling out this Disney thing. My wife and I do it quite
a bit actually, where you're thereand back in the same day. Yeah,

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I've never heard of that before untilyesterday. We're any Goal pass holders,
so we don't have to buy ticketsand Kate tickets already bought. We
we fly or r du we livehere in Raleigh. Uh we fly to
already at five in the morning.Fly By called me eleven o'clock at night
and they you know what they didsay, Like, again, I've never

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been, but I'm assuming the hotelsnot cheap, especially if you're gonna stay
on campus or whatever. In thatif you're going to stay in a hotel,
now you're talking about, like I'mlistening, food in the park I'm
sure is expensive, but now you'retalking about like going back and having dinner
and all that. They said,it's actually if if you find decent flights,
it's cheaper to do that in oneday. Help they said, it's

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cheaper to do two days back toback in some cases, then stay there.
Yeah, okay, we can flydown there round trip out of Raleigh
for seety all round trip. Ohmy god, no way, round trip
round trip. It's ugly. Area lie the Frontier, but it is
what it is. Yeah, welllisten, I'm only going for a day.

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That's by the way, Going upFrontier is probably like being on an
extra ride. Yeah, exactly.Nothing less comfortable than a Wow. And
you and your wife? How manytimes have you and your old lady done
it? Uh? We've done toone day up about six times? Wow.
Yeah, dude, you're crazy.We do three day trips about once

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every other month, once a month, once every other month. Do you
know Chad or engineer in Atlanta?I haven't met him yet, at least
i've seen. Unless I've seen downthen you probably have pain street party of
four. All right, very good, very good. Thank you, my
friend, thank you. There's alsojust something so cool about boarding a plane

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with nothing, even though it isa Spirit or a frontier. Yeah,
you feel like it's a private plane, like it's your jet setting until until
it starts and other people start gettingon. I can't tell you how many
times I've gotten on a Spirit flightand been like, wow, so this
is how the other half lives righthere, this is this is like my
private plane. Now I know howNow I know how teams flying on a

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charter feel champagne, pa. Butdo you understand no, no, but
just that freedom of new luggage,carry on or check. Yes, no,
no, that that would be beautiful. Oh my god, that would
be beautiful. That's just so freeing. Yes, part of the pressure other
than planning, especially when it comesto amusement parks like this overhead space.

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I was going to say, you'reitinerary for once you're there, but it
is the packing of it all.Of course, so much was into that.
If you could say, oh,I'm going to Disney tomorrow and I
don't have to pack it. You'regoing to Disney, what are you bringing
everything? I'm wearing my visor,that's it, I'd be so pissed if
we did this, and one ifyou forgot your matching shirt. I know

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it's not in your bag. Wedidn't bring any. By the way,
would it be would this be worthdoing? Yes? Would people do it?
Well? Also, then you'd getto go to Disney. Yeah,
I know, but I but nowi'm the bucket list. Well it's not
on the bucket list however, bucketlist, but I do. I love
the idea of doing it, justto say that i'd been and we did
it in a day. But here'sthe deal you have to make with me.

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Oh, Elliott, you finally wentto Disney. How long were you
there? Oh? I'd like eighthours. That's all. How to catch
a flight. Don't take this ideaand swap it out for another destination,
because then I'll be pissed because I'llknow where this started. Well one other
destination. Oh no, No,I get I know, I get what
you're saying, like, hey,let's go watch one of the Edmonton oiler

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games anything, But I can't dothat. It's got to be all in
the same day. I'm not I'mnot spending the night, but there are
day games for various sports. I'mjust saying, don't If this comes back
around in a month or two andyou guys act like this wasn't born out
of Disney Disney World, I'll bepissed because this to me, I need

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Chad. I agree, I needChad. I agree, But you have
you have interest that's already there.But here's my question. Here's my question.
I've done zero leg work at all. Are there are there flights that
run? And I'm flying out ofDCA. Are there flights that run,

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although although BWI for Southwest could begood, are there flights out of out
of National Tour Orlando? Early?And you said wish today rocks Wednesday.
I'd love to do it on aFriday, but I bet that is a
colossal pain in the ass. Andit's in the afternoon and we still haven't

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taken off for Orlando. See thatsays seven am. That's too late.
I'm looking for the earliest flight.Short bye time. Here we go,
six fifty am. There you go? What airline? Oh? Those stop?
We can't stop? No? No, no, well where does it
stop? It doesn't matter. Wedon't time for that because have I done

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Orlando and then like in Denver inthe same flight. No, No,
I need I need non stop,non stop, and park opens at nine.
Here you go, Seven gets inat what nine o'clock? Yeah,
yup? What airline? That is? American? American? How much everyone's
got Delta's got a flight at sixfifty nine, Jeff Blue's got a flight

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at seven. Yeah, it lookslike like a hundred Blues got free TV.
Although Jet Blue almost crashed at National. So you win some, you
lose some. Oh my god,well they did. My friend Liz Burmester
had her flight messed up because ofthat. Returning we can get us seven
too early. I don't see ifthere's any other the latest flight out of

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National or or in the National outof Oline, Orlando to Dae no landing
at ten? Are they thinking aboutthe fireworks? Oh? Isn't that it
three? Fairly dark? Why sowe need to do a different airport?
Bw I no Richmond, But thenI got to spend three hours get to

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Richmond. Say again, we gotto get down to Richmond too. You
just leave the house a little earlier. Spirit has a six fourteen flight out
of out of you just found yourwinner. You get in at eight thirty.
That gives me time I can pissand get to the park and we
can leave at nine to eleven PM. At't like the time, but yes,

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that's good, beautiful ninety dollars roundtrip. Yeah wow, I'll buy
ten tickets right now. I'll buyten tickets right now. You know that's
not how it travel works anymore withnames, and let's do it. Let's
do it. I can't next WednesdayA one carry on bag available for a

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fee. Don't need it. Andthat's why Lava said, why don't it
perfect for this? Why don't youpay me for the advertising? There's there's
your answer. And we're on Spirit. You don't even have to buckle a
seatbelt on Spirit. I don't knowif that's true. All right, we
need Chad Hi Ellie of the Morning. Hey, hey Elliott, Yes,

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ma'am, how are you? I'mgreat? How are you good? What
can I do for you? SoI have something for you that might fix
all of this? Okay, Sothere's a tour called Kings of the Kingdom
Tour. You can get on everysingle awesome ride at the Magic Kingdom Like.

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The tour will take you like tothe front of the line with your
group on a private tour. Theytell you about the parks, they go
to the Utilidor, which is theunderground tunnel system of the Magic Kingdom,
and then the major I'm going forone day. How much is the how
much? I know? No,but that sounds expensive, bro. Actually

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it's not that bad. And it'slunch and everything included. I can't remember
how Probably the computer you can probablycheck that out. And what is it
called? Kings of the Kings ofthe something? Jeezs to the Kingdom.
He's to the Kingdom. All right, very good, very good. That's
a good tip. I appreciate it. Thank you, ma'am, thank you.

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But does that get away from theSpirit. That's what I'm flying.
I'm already writing the promo. Bythe way, is there somebody back,
somebody back in sales? Better beworking right now? Is Spirit a client?
No, that's okay. You takecare of the flights. Se I
would have bought ten tickets right now, but you told me I can't.
Oh, I gotta go to lineeight. Chad. Hey, guys,

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how are you? Hey? What'sgoing on? Dude? Hey? Nothing
much? I just hear you needsome Disney help. Hey have you have
you or you and your wife oranybody that's part of Main Street Party?
Of four. Have you guys donelike left? Obviously you'd be going out
of Atlanta, flown out of Atlantain the morning, the park during the
day, and flown back that night. Yes, how many times? Just

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once? Oh? Really did youlike it or hate it? Yeah?
It was a It's a cool ideain theory, but to usually to get
a flight to be able to dothat, you got to get a pretty
cheap flight. So you're find eitherSpirit or Southwest, and they have a
tendency to bump those flights a lot, and so you end up leaving a

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lot later than you thought you wouldto get there, and then coming back,
you get to the airport only tofind out, Oh, your flight's
meant to lay it another hour anda half and you're like, ah,
I could have stayed at the park. So what in theory it was.
I'm willing I'm willing to take therest. I'm willing to take the rest.
I think if you do it morethan if, if you do it

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more than once and you're successful atit, I think it would be a
fun thing to do more often.But with the six hour drive and be
able to spend three or four days, it just to me is more enjoyable.
Okay, yes, because you you'rethat much closer and yours you're going
for days. Hey, listen.So I had never heard of anybody doing
this, so I was reading aboutit yesterday. Now we did find flights

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out of bw I that do leaveat six a m. It is on
spirit, who you seem to havea lot of faith in. But if
we Chad, if I put thistogether, will you will you come up
here and go with us for aday. Yeah, I'd loved why.

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It doesn't sound like I would lovewhy, so ify No, No,
I'm trying to think of the logistics. You know, I planned my vacation
days out last year. This year. Yeah, just see, it's one
day. Tell him you're sick.Tell him you're sick. Odds are you're
gonna end up going when I'm there? Anyway? Well that's a good point
too. Meet us at the fountain. That's what we should do. We

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should get his skill, get yourscheduled. But he's not going on a
Wednesday. Do you ever go onWednesday? Dude, I'm there, I'm
eight days in June. Yes,maybe that's what we do. Maybe maybe
in June we go when you're therewe go drink around the world. Okay,

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I gotta get drunk this night.I gotta come back that night.
Okay, how long do you thinkit takes? It kept twelve drinks?
All right, I'm not asking youto make two or three laps, just
one lap. I gotta do it, all right, Very good, Chad.
We will be in touch, allright. I look forward to talking

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to you guys. Have fun.Hey, you got to talk to you
soon. Thank you. My friendhe has to go. Oh well,
it sounds like we're going around hisschedule. Oh this is great. And
now it depends on how you wantto pick those that are going with us,
because you easily have a plan full. Okay, but I've got it.

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But I can't just go buy tentickets. I would have done that
when we started, I know.Didn't you say tickets were seventy seventy two
dollars ninety eight round trip? Yeah, ninety eight, so one hundred dollars
one on one. The uh,I'll put a thousand dollars on my credit
card right now. Did he eatthe cherries? No? I will no,

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But that's too hard, like wejust have to figure out how we
well. I also don't know whatdays in June, Chad is there?
You have a pretty good chance ofjust guessing it, right, Yeah,
okay, yeah, no, I'mtotally good. This is gonna be great.
I'm kind of into the idea.And it's gonna be a Wednesday yep.

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Oh yeah, Wednesday's rock That's whatit says right there. And you
want to do Magic Kingdom, Idon't see. That's what I don't know.
I think you should do the actualDisney experience. It should be that
one. I told you. Okay, but I want to go on the
Star Wars I know, and Itold you how great that is. But
they just started selling Where are theyselling the blue milk? Oh? Just
grocery stores, right, yeah,but I look at that. Yeah,

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but is it everywhere? Is itonly in the Orlando area? It's true
MoU or something like that is thename of the milk company. I don't
know. It's blue. It's theStar Wars milk. Yeah. Inside the
park, I think it's like partcoconut you, yes, inside they do
say that whoever's going to start sellingit, it's the first place outside the
park that you can get the sameexactly, Yes, in the park's delicious

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okay, but I'm not going tosee that. I'm going to end up
getting it's a bunch of blue milkand then get on a roller coaster.
Why not? No, it's fine. By the way, will we be
able to ride more than one ride? H I have an idea. Let's
go ride Avatar seven hours and that'sanimal. Did you do it? Disney?
We stood in line, we gotthere, we stood in line,

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we had one ride, and wehad to go to the area. That's
the other thing that I'm concerned about. No, you know what, we
get on all? We get onall. I was gonna say, we
get on all the stupid pussy rides. It's a small world. No,
yes, but space Man Mountains,the Caribbean. That that that that line
for this person was over an hourand a half. No, I'm being

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serious. If I go to Disney, yeah you can, you can bet
I am getting on It's a smallworld. Okay. You you've been town
about that right all the time andyou've never gone on it. But I
just if you're trying to just pickones that'll have short lines, that is
one. Yeah. So I havea choice. I can stand in line
for seven hours for Avatar or Icould get on It's a small world like

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that. We got to the GeneralCruise. The is that? Oh?
Uh? You know who we reallyneed for this? God damn it.
Ross. Oh, I'm sure he'dhelp us. Now, hey, can
somebody call him back? You knowwhat, I'm actually good with him now

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now you were always gonna I'm goodwith him. But this would be a
nice chance for he and Ida hugand we have and Rocky can go too.
And that'stn't checked on them. I'mthe band. Oh they're furious.
No, Ross and Rocky are fine. I guess the the crew has now

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had a day because they got introuble, right, Oh, well that's
that's okay. Yeah, But butRoss and Rocky are fine. They're fine.
Sweet. Can somebody reach out toRoss and see if he can escort
us through there? I gotta behonest. All I need for him to
do is walk around to everybody go, oh my god, it's Austin and
I'm on a ride. So we'lldo General Cruise, We'll do Pirates,

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Okay, Pirates is long, We'lldo I'm going on it's a small world.
I'm going on Space cap Space Mountain, Big Thunder Mountain, I don't
even know what that is. Prettygood. I'm not getting on a water
ride because I am not riding onSpirit with crotch rod on the way home.
I'd only if it was still calledSplash Mountain. Oh that's the real
reason. Yeah, I'm in.I'm in. I'm taking a picture with

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with some cast mate. Let ussmile on my face. Yeah, no,
I know. You know who's notsmiling the crew. Hi Elliott in
the morning, Good morning, Hi. Who's this. This is Terry.
I'm in Columbia. Yes, thething, the thing you have a doctored

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into your trip is car rental.Wait time, you're gonna lose about an
hour right there in the morning.Uh excuse me, uber Yeah, yeah,
okay, very good, thank you? Yeah, done done. So
this is maybe I use kite likeabsolutely doable. Oh I'm reading about people

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that do it. But for us, Although Chad, Chad says, the
the flights get bumped, I toldyou we're still gonna be sitting there when
you're supposed to be making our way. Well, but I think if we're
leaving really early, that decreases ourlikelihood of getting the later bumped. Yes,
Peter Greenberg, but you weren't listeningwhen Chad said. They know it's

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everybody going to Disney, and theyknow that you're still gonna go, so
they no matter you. Yes,I'm in. Let's buy the tickets.
Oh you just want to do us. Well, let's see when Chad's there
so we can try to get thatWednesday in June. My look, you
pick the one Wednesday he's not there, Chris, and you're in. Yeah,
well where is she gonna go?But she gonna sit here. I'm

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just making sure this to me soundsactually fun. The it's an experience?
Line five? Is it? Ross? Hi? Elliot in the morning?
God? Do I need him?Hello? Yeah? Hi? Who's yes?
Yes, Josh, yes, John? Oh he's not invited anyway?

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The line? What did he say? Oh? Just cut the line right
up to the front. Oh excuseme. Oh, and I have to
give a reason. That's right?Because oh, because because I need to
And then there I go. I'mleaving tonight. I have a matter of
hours. No, no, Ineed to cut because I'm only here for

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a day and then i leave.Yeah, no, perfect, Thank you,
my friend, Thank you? Allright, I'm going to work on
it. Are we in? Arewe in? Like one hundred percent,
Okay, are we in? Yes, Tyler will go. It doesn't matter.
You could tell him that we're doingit the one in Tokyo and he'd
be like, all right, allright, Josh right, Oh no,

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I'm not invited. Whatever will Ido? All right, give me a
uh. He can ask Ross aboutit, all right. At the concert.
Josh is on the get