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June 11, 2024 20 mins
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Don't think, just speak right,don't try to overthink it. Diane.
Let's get you involved there too.You're great at this. Yes, all
right? Are you ready? Areyou ready? That's nice? See?
No, no, she is,she is? All right? Here we
go, Here we go? Allright? Are we paying attention? I'm
here? What is something that issusp number Take two? What is something

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that is suspicious to own but notillegal? Cool? Come on, John,
let's go. It's uh oh boy, oh man, John? Probably

(00:47):
uh oh boy, that's John.I don't know. I'm not I'm not.
I don't consider much suspicious. Iguess that's a great answer. That
is a great answer. The impressionof Diana now based on the in and

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out of flies coming out of thatman, I'm stuck in a bit of
a whirlpool because I'm spinning right.All I can think of is assault weapons?
The the okay, you know whatthat that's fine. If you want
to go with that, that's fine. I don't know why I'm stuck there.
The Can you think of anything else? No? I told him,

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I'm stuck. Come on you,but you're not thinking. You're not thinking
get away from weapons? Suspicious toown? Right? Yet? Is legal?
Correct? Correct. If you walkedinto my house and you saw blank,
you would go, huh, thatweird TV box you have the No,

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that's actually illegal. Okay, wellkind of all right. Come on,
come on, I don't walk Imean a splitter, Diane, come
on, come on. I've givenyou three answers. No, you've really
not. Okay, you walk intosomebody's house, don't think of it as

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my house, because now you're tryingto think of things that I own.
Okay, you walk into a randomperson's house and you see they have blank,
and it hits you, huh,that seems very very odd, even
though I know that's legal. Abunch of a bunch of cameras. Yeah,
okay, that's good. I'll takethat. I mean, better than

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anything else we've come with. No, No, that's good. That's good.
I'll take that. It's not great. It's not a great answer,
but you're like the cameras, thankyou, and you would be suspicious,
right, especially if you saw themlike attached to the ceiling all over the
place. Absolutely, I'm gonna giveyou one that's kind of related to what
Diane said that many people might notthink about. But if you saw doors,

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like if you if you were walkingdown a hallway and you saw a
door that like you would open,you would think maybe there's a bedroom behind
there, or an office or somethinglike that. Where you open the door
and go in on an interior door. That's not going to like the garage
or something like that, but aninterior door if there were multiple padlocks on
it, definitely that would be verysuspicious. Yeah. I like that one

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a lot. I like that abunch of padlocks, any restriction on a
space, like a hidden room.Right. People may have moved into the
house and didn't build it themselves,but it's still suspicious. A friend of
mine had a house and I meanI was younger, so I don't even
know what it was for. Butyou know, like you know, you

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know, like where there's like thethe I don't know what you call it,
not a padlock, but where youput like the hook in. Yeah,
like a chain lock. Yeah,almost like a chain lock on a
bedroom door, not the the notthe masters on the inside of the room
or the outdore you from the hallway, almost like you were locking somebody in
the trying to keep a kid out. Maybe, Diane, that's not normal.

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That And by the way, No, it's keeping them from getting in
the room, not getting out,but to keep them from getting in.
That's suspicions. I've never seen that, I never had. I saw it
once. That's the only time I'veever seen it. I don't think outside
of a hotel room or an apartmentbuilding, I've seen in a single family

(04:26):
house a chain like yeah, no, I mean hotels obviously come to mind.
And like if somebody has a frontdoor and they've got like three or
four dead bolts on their door,that doesn't throw me off. Well,
you came from New York, whereit's pretty common. Yeah, Like my
apartment had three dead bolts on theon the door, So yeah, that

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doesn't throw me off. Some people, it does. Chain throws you off,
especially inside the house. Yes,absolutely absolutely, all right. Where
am I going, Kristen Line,Hi Jelly in the morning? All right,
Chris? Yes, what would besuspicious though not illegal? There on?

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I don't is that still suspicious thesedays? No, not at all.
I don't know that that would evenset me off. I don't even
I gotta be honest, I don'teven know if I would notice son not
like big boons in the corner.It's just the mode of ingestion. Uh
you know what. But again,hey, thank you sir, But why
would that make you suspicious? Yeah, you know exactly what it's for.

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The there's no suspicion. Yeah no. And also I would be like,
okay, like that's not it.Do you have one? Yeah? My
thing was actually kind of drug relatedto Oh, go ahead. I think
people do have real reasons. Theymay use it in a kitchen and that
is a balance scale, oh forweighing my drugs. Yeah, but don't
some chefs use them the I likemeat and patties and the I don't know.

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Like when you say a balance scale, are you talking about like the
old school scales of justice? Ye? Is there another name for that?
Well, I feel like now everythingis just turned into like just like a
little digital like a plate you putit on, almost like a gram scale.
Well, I like the balance scale. No, but like a scale
maybe not in the kitchen, butlike up on a counter would be might

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be a little bit odd. Let'ssee a weighing scale. It's another name
for them. Yeah, yeah,no, I'm like I don't know.
I mean yes, if I sawan old school like balance scale, that
would throw me off, like whatare we weighing? But I think a
lot of people but I don't thinkit's just chefs. I think a lot
of people like especially like what wasthe old diet not Keto? Was it

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at at Atkins? Didn't they anytimes? They tell the way stuff?
Yeah, I don't think that's likediet specific. A lot of people tell
you should do that. I don'tthe but yeah, like people will weigh
food, like especially people that arelike meal prepping, people will weigh food.
I just thought of another one,go ahead. It's thanks to the
weighing scales. Blindfold. That's agood one. That's a good one.

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Can I attach one that's similar tothat, although it's not a blindfold to
cover your eyes. Now, ifyou told me there was a blindfold in
the bedroom, you'd be like,okay, one of two things. Either
a they have to have pitch blackand they're like day sleepers, or they're
like into some king, which isfine. If that was just out in
the living room, that would beodd. Once you convince yourself as just

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a bandana or handkerchief, I knowwhat an eyemask looks like, and it
doesn't look like a bandana. ButI'm thinking of what about a ski mask?
Oh, I mean there are partsof the country where that may not
be suspicious in summer. True,I didn't know we were saying it had
to be June eleventh. If Iwalked into somebody's house and they got ski

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masks laying around again, I'd belike, that's hot. Plural man,
you make anything, as Dianea withthe camera is you. You have too
many of anything, And I'm wonderingwhat's going on the okay that? I
mean, that may be fair,that may be fair. Where am I
going? Line seven? Hi Elliotin the morning? He me, yeah,
Hi, who's this? Hey?This is Zach from Fredi'sburg doing Hey,

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I'm doing well. Uh, suspiciousbut not illegal. The Anarchist Cookbook?
Oh wait, what is that?That sounds familiar? Yes, what
is that? It's a book thatpretty much lays out how to manufacture certain
items. You know what. Ifeel like I've heard of that before.

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I bet I don't know what thecover looks like, but I could see
where that would throw somebody off.So you know what, I'll accept that.
I will accept that, thank you, sir. Yes, Tyler,
Now people are rolling here. Wego from SuDS and grub a money counting
machine. Yes, uually if itis near your money counting machine is good

(09:09):
from Brandon lock picks that came upmore than anything else. Would you know
what a lock pick looks like?Yeah? I think you would. I
think you would. That came upmore than anything else. That if somebody
had a lock pick, and andso when I was reading about it,
that came up a ton. Butthen also the number of people that have

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them makes it seem like it shouldbe more common. So then they came
out to defend themselves. Yes,why do they have them? Very forgetful?
No quote, do you know howmany times we've locked ourselves out of
something? There? You go,okay, well that obviously that's why you
would have that to be able topick locks. I mean they're very affordable.
So that came up a million times. That's a great one. I

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love that one. Kristen. Youdon't like when people have swords in their
homes? Oh you know what?That'll throw you off? Well you said
specifically Samurai. Oh that to me, I'm with you there, it's a
that's a little odd, like areyou really into like Asian history that much
that you're hanging swords on the onein our living room growing up, And

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I would never think like, doyou think like when my friends would come
over, they be like, hey, what's up a sword? You think
they looked at Frank and were like, oh, you know what he loves
tracks, he loves Asian weaponry.No, it was like it was I
think from like the Austrian army orsomething. It was what, that's another
good one. That's another good one. You're starting to get me into a
territory just army and military in general. Well, are you trying to go

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Nazi? Any Nazi memorabilia again notillegal? And and and that came up
in one of them that if youwalk in and you see swastika, some
kind of flag, some thing Nazirelated, you're like, uh oh,
but there's actually good And somebody somebodydefended themselves and said, my I think

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it was like my dad had abunch of Nazi memorabilia and he kept it
out, which imagine can you imaginelike your kid's friends come over and they're
like, I don't know, he'sgot like a bunch of Hitler crap.
But it makes sense. It wasbrought back from the war and they had
it as a keepsake. Yeah,but you know your mind doesn't go there.
Where your mind goes to is Ohthey're Nazis. Is it the use

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of the word memorabilia. Is thereanother word we can put it in there?
Relics? Also going back to Diane'sdad, Yes, with his samurai
sword, I think that would throwme off more than Nazi stuff with Frank
specifically, Well, Frank was ano Nazi sympathizer. Did you guys have

(11:54):
like a mini gong? Also,no, it wasn't. It was not
a samurai sword. It was asore from apparently that somebody had found from
the Australian Army or not Australian AustrianArmy, because his relatives had been in
the Austrian Army. So I guesssomebody gave it to dominantly. It was
on the wall when you split likesplit for you you go downstairs, you

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go upstairs, when you walked intothe house, and it was right there
on the wall. So before likeat the band above the chair that he
used to sit in, like here'smy sword. Now, my friend Ken
had one of those, like oneof those like Asian Asian, like I
don't even know what you call him. But he had like one of those

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room separator things. Wasn't a roomseparator. He kept it behind his couch,
and then next to the couch washis gong. So he was just
fascinated Asian culture. Yeah, hiswife was even Asian. But the uh
okay, so that's not suspicious atall. No, no, but you
said gong. I was telling youmy friend Ken Lane had one of those.
Yeah, now, don't quote that'sKen Laney is married to the Asian

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girl. I think so. Ithink she was Asian. I think I'd
better have been Australian. The wellPearl was an Asian. But Frank had
that big Samurai sword hanging up overhis chair. Oh, he and his
curb feeler and swords. I justthought of something I have though. Wew,
we made it all personal. Waitwhat you have? Something? We
did and we got rid of themas the kids got older and they started

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to have more friends over naz memorabile. What's that? Oh? Can I
guess they were on flags? CanI guess? Yes? All those nude
paintings, Yes, yeah, they'rephotographs. The Oh that's right, that's
right. You had all the nudepictures. Huh three of them. Not
why did you take them down?Because there was that one Halloween where like

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all the kids tricer treating were likegiggling looking into the house. They weren't
like sitting. What were the whatwere the the pictures exactly? Titties and
c and B. There was adude with his ball sack out. It's
art. Hey, I don't carewhat his name is. Wait, so

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you could see his penis and testicles? Huh yeah, clear as day.
Oh yeah, oh yeah. Theywere used promotional no promotional tools for one
of the years of the Chicago FilmFestival, and the other one was like
the boobs yeah yeah yeah, Andnow they had like either small pieces of

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clothing on that had the logo forthe festival. Right, So if I
brought the kids in and really hadthem look closely at him, I could
maybe explain away the nudity. Butit was enough when they were standing at
the door and pointing where we thought, oh man, okay, wait,
so you got rid of them.We still have them. They're just no

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long. Yeah, that'd be alittle suspicious. That'd be a little bit
odd to walk in and see uhline eight, Hi Ellie at the morning,
Hello, yeah, I lost you. Let me go to line four.
Hi, Hi Ellie at the morning. All right this movie? Yeah?

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Hi? Who's this? This isGarrett? Yes, yes, Garrett.
What can I do for you?I got something for suspicious but not
illegal. Go ahead, I'd saya pig farm. Okay, sir,
sir, bigger than the sword.I understand where you're coming from. Yes,

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that would be odd. That wouldbe very odd for house. As
we know, pigs can get ridof organic matter, right, yeah,
No, they're eating body. They'reeating bodies, of course that would yes,
would that be odd? Yes,although I don't know like also,
wouldn't you I guess if it wasin like just a regular neighborhood. Yes,

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but if it were I assume ifyou've got a pig farm, you
live like somewhere where there's like fieldsand stuff like that where that would make
sense. Also Okay, Uh,there's a couple on here that still haven't
been named that I really like.What what's like? What what's the direction
we need to move in? Thelock pick was everywhere. I don't even

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want to tell you. Are theycompletely innocuous? What do you mean?
Like? There are some things thataren't even mostly associated with a suspicious activity,
but your mind could just go thatway. Oh yes, oh these
definitely heavy suspicious countation. Absolutely absolutelyWhere am I going? I keep going

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weapons for some reason. Well,because of Frank hi Elliott the morning,
I am, well, thank you. What can I do for you?
Sir? So what about somebody who'snot a copper or military person who has
riot here, gas masks, helmet. Now we want a neighbor who was

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not law enforcement, definitely not military, and had that stuff right in his
living room, like I'm gonna beready for an apocalypse. Oh so like
one of the preppers, if youwill, who was always getting ready.
Well, that's similar. There wasone on this list somebody who just out
on the counter has night vision goggles. Like would that throat that's not illegal
suck? But that would it's onesucks? Absolutely. Can I give you

(17:52):
another one on here that I willgo ahead and connected to that and kind
of in the vein that I wasthinking a ton of canned food the yeah,
that could be somebody who just collectsand donates cementry. But you you
maybe if you start thinking in thatprepper realm, and they're really I don't
know anybody that donates that much likethe amendments, then your head goes a

(18:18):
different direction. What about like alike a show full of burner phones,
like I just found like on acounter they've got four or five burner phones.
Actually, to be honest, evenwhen people just have a work phone,
like two phones. Yeah really,Now, I've never owned a burner

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phone. Would would would I evenrecognize what the burner phone is? Just
like cheap plastic. It doesn't likean I phone. Yeah, it's not
a smartphone. Although I don't know. Do they have burner phones coming out
of Asia like Ken's wife that thatlook like smart. I have no idea.
I've never owned a burner phone.But if I saw somebody, yes,

(19:04):
two phones, and in your headyou're like, oh, this guy
obviously works for an agency, yeah, or any the other ones for the
girlfriend or what I see. Idon't go that route. I go agency.
But if somebody had four or fivephones laying out on a table,
wouldn't you think like that's totally suspicious? Absolutely yes, but not illegal.
No, it doesn't have to be, but certainly could be. Yeah,

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some of these burner phones have testscreens. Yeah, I want to get
burner phones. I want to getsome burner phones line, Hi Elliott,
the morning Elliott. Yes, Hi, who is this? This is Joe
Anne from Vienna. Oh this willbe good, yes Joe Anne sixty six,

(19:48):
sixty seven, sixty eight, sixtynine, seventy seventy one. Okay,
how about several news paper clippings tapedto the wall following a local murder.
Okay, man, it's like everymovie you've seen.
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