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(00:00):
Hi, elliot in the morning.Hey with me? Yeah, Hi,
who's this Hello? Yes, myname's Kim. Hi Kim. How are
you? I'm good? How areyou? Are you? Are you a
first messenger or a or or normallyis it? Is it the guy that
would message you first? So I'vebeen using bumble and I've had some of
(00:23):
the most awful experiences with meeting guyson there, just because they tend to
be just total jerk off, tobe quite honest, like I had,
and it's a message first, likeI we match and then I have to
message them first. But there wasone guy we hit it off really good.
He seemed pretty cool and it wasgoing like, uh, it was
(00:44):
actually going to go someplace. Andthen his message, his follow up message
was so if we were to date, I prefer that your nails and toenails
have to be painted at all times, but I will pay for it.
But I get to pick the color. And he's like, does that bother
you? I'm like, yeah,no, that's not creepy at all,
that's not controlling, and oh you'rebeing facetious. Okay, that seems odd,
(01:10):
weird, It is odd. Ifelt like it was odd because I'm
just like, that's just right there. It starts off that you're going to
be a controlling ass at some point, so or you already are. Well,
so you're telling me within twenty minutesof conversation, right, that that's
your thing that didn't make my list? By the way, what is your
list? Oh? I was readinga list of of the worst messages to
(01:33):
send someone on a dating app.But compared to that, these things sound
great. Thank you, ma'am.Thank you was her example. Way too
specific. Yeah, I think so, Like I don't understand. But they'll
say, like the worst they havea number one on the list and some
of them are emojis whatever, Likeobviously I would I would not send an
(01:53):
egg plant. Now, wait,so are you going to read these off
as if you're trying to actually useit? Are you just gonna go through
quickly the list? Well? Hi, Diane, we matched keep going that,
(02:15):
keep going? How horrible is No? No, I'm just saying keep
going on the list. No,that's not what I'm replying to you.
I'm waiting for you to just sayingHi, we matched. Hi, send
picks block. Why that's your openingline? People? They said that I
shouldn't send masturbate on your own time, the wasp and I do. But
(02:39):
why why is that so bad?You guys are talking to send picks and
I say it wrong, creepy.It's creepy send picks. You can say
it forty different ways. It's stillcreepy. Now this one. I would
never say this one. I wouldnever say, Okay, so you've matched
(03:00):
up with Diana again, right,Hey sexy, what's your number? Oh?
You know what? That had avery for me, that had a
very pleasant sound to it that waslike almost very like it like almost no,
no, there was almost said withlike kind of like a wink,
Hey sexy, what's your number?Hey sexy? You know what it because
(03:23):
you sound like the guy I wantto give my phone number two, because
it didn't sound it didn't sound lecherouslike hey sexy, like like hey,
like like show me something. Areyou sending me a voice message? Because
I'm just reading what is typed?Yeah, But I want you and I
want you to read it the waythat I said it. I said it
in a very like, like disarmingway. Hey sexy. By the way,
(03:46):
that may be my go to nowwhen I see hey sexy, send
picks. What's your number instead ofsaying baby, which you sometimes do use
on the phone, right, Iwant you to try sexy, all right,
because you know what, it comesoff the same really in my tongue.
Yes, well that's what he's goingfor. Yes, Hi, Elli
(04:13):
in the morning, four or fivesix? Sexy? Hey? Can you
get me off the come out?Hey? Get me off the blue tube?
Oh my god? Yeah, pickup a phone to call Jesus.
(04:35):
H Hey, are you on theHey, sexy? What's your number?
No? I would not answer that. Why that sounds that? Didn't that
sound fun? Is it because it'ssexy? Hey? Baby? What's your
number? Cheesy? Why is thatcheesy? Just come on? Comes off
as cheesy? Send picks? That'scheesy? Oh my god? What do
(05:00):
you want me to say? Hey? Can I pick out the color of
your toenails? So you get alot of like weird guys that I'll say,
you know, hey, sexy orhey baby? And that's the turn
off. Do you like bad boys? Why did you say it was such
(05:21):
a childlike voice? Well, becauseit's a question, like man's a question.
You always your inflection always goes upon a question. But you did
sound like a young juvenile. Well, No, I'm just that's okay.
I'm youthful. I'm youthful like ateenager. Do you like bad boys and
use an emoji? The I dideggplants? Hey, So what what was
(05:48):
your name? Ma'am? Hope,Hope? You just message me? Message
me, you say to me asin a message, right, Hey,
I'm going to I'm going to takea shower. Okay, go, why
don't you go? Hope? Doyou understand how the game is played?
(06:14):
Honey? Sorry, sexy Hope?Are you there, I'm here. Okay,
you're telling me you're and you're gonnasay this, Hey, I'm gonna
go take a shower. Hey,I'm going to go take a shower without
me. That's a good one.That's a good one. Not creepy at
(06:36):
all. No, but that one'sgood. That one's kind of good.
No. Obviously, like you hada heads up that something was common.
But she could have said like,hey, I'm gonna go lay down and
take a nap without me, almostlike almost like I I it's it's a
playful. It's a playful covet.But from a distance, you tacked that
(06:58):
onto any activity. Well, No, I'm gonna go take a dump without
mood. No, I don't wantto be in there for that. Hope
doesn't even make a dump. Okay, thank you sexy, all right,
Hope, I appreciate it. Thankyou, ma'am. Thank you. You're
so hot? Oh god, whatthat's a good one. The h A
(07:21):
W T y Yeah, you're sohot, which is followed by you're so
sexy? You are, of courseso no abbreviations, what is well?
I don't know what this one is. Somebody said I shouldn't use this one
anymore. P H W O AR R far far? What is far?
(07:48):
What is that? Maybe I'm sayingit wrong. Far fu war?
What is what is that? Idon't know? Do I sound really like
lame right now? Because I don'tknow what I think? There's four people
in this room who have no ideawhat it is? Far? Yeah,
I don't know. I don't knowwhat flar is. It's an informal British
(08:09):
exclamation express admiration or sexual attraction tosomeone or something. Hello, far,
Oh, that's pretty good. DoI make you on? E? You
can't go with that? That's lame? Far whisch one the Austin Powers line.
(08:31):
Yeah, okay, I would neversay to somebody, did it hurt
when you fell from heaven? Okay, this is just as although I think
my Spotify is broken huh because you'renot listed in the Hottest Singles? God,
what are you wearing? Tyler?Like that? What are you wearing?
(08:54):
That's a good one. So whatare we to learn from this list?
I didn't. I don't know far. I don't know what I'm supposed
to learn? But what is whatis what is my good? What is
my good? First? My firstsubmission? It doesn't sound like anything on
this list. But I feel likeyou can't any nudes? Hey they said
(09:15):
I shouldn't even do that? Sono either way yeah or yeah? No,
you can't be too direct. Imaginewhat our children would look like.
Oh god, you can't rely onold pickup lines. No, you have
to be uh you can't even beplayful. Diane shot that down too.
Yeah no, So what am Isuppose? What am I supposed to do
(09:35):
to get through to you? It'slike there's no hope. Yes, based
on this, all Diane has saidis no, what what what gets you?
You've You've got to be like Iwould say more geneer, it's the
first first message. Yeah, buthi, and then you go from there,
(10:00):
no that that. Now you're pussyfooting around. I don't have all
day. I've been fifty fifty guyshave said hi to me today. I
gotta stand out, honey, Iam in demand. I gotta stand out.
Are you interested in crypto
Hi, elliot in the morning.Hey with me? Yeah, Hi,
who's this Hello? Yes, myname's Kim. Hi Kim. How are
you? I'm good? How areyou? Are you? Are you a
first messenger or a or or normallyis it? Is it the guy that
would message you first? So I'vebeen using bumble and I've had some of
(00:23):
the most awful experiences with meeting guyson there, just because they tend to
be just total jerk off, tobe quite honest, like I had,
and it's a message first, likeI we match and then I have to
message them first. But there wasone guy we hit it off really good.
He seemed pretty cool and it wasgoing like, uh, it was
(00:44):
actually going to go someplace. Andthen his message, his follow up message
was so if we were to date, I prefer that your nails and toenails
have to be painted at all times, but I will pay for it.
But I get to pick the color. And he's like, does that bother
you? I'm like, yeah,no, that's not creepy at all,
that's not controlling, and oh you'rebeing facetious. Okay, that seems odd,
(01:10):
weird, It is odd. Ifelt like it was odd because I'm
just like, that's just right there. It starts off that you're going to
be a controlling ass at some point, so or you already are. Well,
so you're telling me within twenty minutesof conversation, right, that that's
your thing that didn't make my list? By the way, what is your
list? Oh? I was readinga list of of the worst messages to
(01:33):
send someone on a dating app.But compared to that, these things sound
great. Thank you, ma'am.Thank you was her example. Way too
specific. Yeah, I think so, Like I don't understand. But they'll
say, like the worst they havea number one on the list and some
of them are emojis whatever, Likeobviously I would I would not send an
(01:53):
egg plant. Now, wait,so are you going to read these off
as if you're trying to actually useit? Are you just gonna go through
quickly the list? Well? Hi, Diane, we matched keep going that,
(02:15):
keep going? How horrible is No? No, I'm just saying keep
going on the list. No,that's not what I'm replying to you.
I'm waiting for you to just sayingHi, we matched. Hi, send
picks block. Why that's your openingline? People? They said that I
shouldn't send masturbate on your own time, the wasp and I do. But
(02:39):
why why is that so bad?You guys are talking to send picks and
I say it wrong, creepy.It's creepy send picks. You can say
it forty different ways. It's stillcreepy. Now this one. I would
never say this one. I wouldnever say, Okay, so you've matched
(03:00):
up with Diana again, right,Hey sexy, what's your number? Oh?
You know what? That had avery for me, that had a
very pleasant sound to it that waslike almost very like it like almost no,
no, there was almost said withlike kind of like a wink,
Hey sexy, what's your number?Hey sexy? You know what it because
(03:23):
you sound like the guy I wantto give my phone number two, because
it didn't sound it didn't sound lecherouslike hey sexy, like like hey,
like like show me something. Areyou sending me a voice message? Because
I'm just reading what is typed?Yeah, But I want you and I
want you to read it the waythat I said it. I said it
in a very like, like disarmingway. Hey sexy. By the way,
(03:46):
that may be my go to nowwhen I see hey sexy, send
picks. What's your number instead ofsaying baby, which you sometimes do use
on the phone, right, Iwant you to try sexy, all right,
because you know what, it comesoff the same really in my tongue.
Yes, well that's what he's goingfor. Yes, Hi, Elli
(04:13):
in the morning, four or fivesix? Sexy? Hey? Can you
get me off the come out?Hey? Get me off the blue tube?
Oh my god? Yeah, pickup a phone to call Jesus.
(04:35):
H Hey, are you on theHey, sexy? What's your number?
No? I would not answer that. Why that sounds that? Didn't that
sound fun? Is it because it'ssexy? Hey? Baby? What's your
number? Cheesy? Why is thatcheesy? Just come on? Comes off
as cheesy? Send picks? That'scheesy? Oh my god? What do
(05:00):
you want me to say? Hey? Can I pick out the color of
your toenails? So you get alot of like weird guys that I'll say,
you know, hey, sexy orhey baby? And that's the turn
off. Do you like bad boys? Why did you say it was such
(05:21):
a childlike voice? Well, becauseit's a question, like man's a question.
You always your inflection always goes upon a question. But you did
sound like a young juvenile. Well, No, I'm just that's okay.
I'm youthful. I'm youthful like ateenager. Do you like bad boys and
use an emoji? The I dideggplants? Hey, So what what was
(05:48):
your name? Ma'am? Hope,Hope? You just message me? Message
me, you say to me asin a message, right, Hey,
I'm going to I'm going to takea shower. Okay, go, why
don't you go? Hope? Doyou understand how the game is played?
(06:14):
Honey? Sorry, sexy Hope?Are you there, I'm here. Okay,
you're telling me you're and you're gonnasay this, Hey, I'm gonna
go take a shower. Hey,I'm going to go take a shower without
me. That's a good one.That's a good one. Not creepy at
(06:36):
all. No, but that one'sgood. That one's kind of good.
No. Obviously, like you hada heads up that something was common.
But she could have said like,hey, I'm gonna go lay down and
take a nap without me, almostlike almost like I I it's it's a
playful. It's a playful covet.But from a distance, you tacked that
(06:58):
onto any activity. Well, No, I'm gonna go take a dump without
mood. No, I don't wantto be in there for that. Hope
doesn't even make a dump. Okay, thank you sexy, all right,
Hope, I appreciate it. Thankyou, ma'am. Thank you. You're
so hot? Oh god, whatthat's a good one. The h A
(07:21):
W T y Yeah, you're sohot, which is followed by you're so
sexy? You are, of courseso no abbreviations, what is well?
I don't know what this one is. Somebody said I shouldn't use this one
anymore. P H W O AR R far far? What is far?
(07:48):
What is that? Maybe I'm sayingit wrong. Far fu war?
What is what is that? Idon't know? Do I sound really like
lame right now? Because I don'tknow what I think? There's four people
in this room who have no ideawhat it is? Far? Yeah,
I don't know. I don't knowwhat flar is. It's an informal British
(08:09):
exclamation express admiration or sexual attraction tosomeone or something. Hello, far,
Oh, that's pretty good. DoI make you on? E? You
can't go with that? That's lame? Far whisch one the Austin Powers line.
(08:31):
Yeah, okay, I would neversay to somebody, did it hurt
when you fell from heaven? Okay, this is just as although I think
my Spotify is broken huh because you'renot listed in the Hottest Singles? God,
what are you wearing? Tyler?Like that? What are you wearing?
(08:54):
That's a good one. So whatare we to learn from this list?
I didn't. I don't know far. I don't know what I'm supposed
to learn? But what is whatis what is my good? What is
my good? First? My firstsubmission? It doesn't sound like anything on
this list. But I feel likeyou can't any nudes? Hey they said
(09:15):
I shouldn't even do that? Sono either way yeah or yeah? No,
you can't be too direct. Imaginewhat our children would look like.
Oh god, you can't rely onold pickup lines. No, you have
to be uh you can't even beplayful. Diane shot that down too.
Yeah no, So what am Isuppose? What am I supposed to do
(09:35):
to get through to you? It'slike there's no hope. Yes, based
on this, all Diane has saidis no, what what what gets you?
You've You've got to be like Iwould say more geneer, it's the
first first message. Yeah, buthi, and then you go from there,
(10:00):
no that that. Now you're pussyfooting around. I don't have all
day. I've been fifty fifty guyshave said hi to me today. I
gotta stand out, honey, Iam in demand. I gotta stand out.
Are you interested in crypto
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