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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a phrase in Iceland sex before coffee.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Okay, what is this translation?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Sex before coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
No, that's not how they're going to communicate that.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
In Iceland, it is meant literally whatever happens, whether you
end up having coffee another day or more sex, or
moving in together or pretending it never happened. Any possible
romantic per permutation will start with sex rather than a date.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
So you meet somebody and you immediately sleep with them.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I mean, can you fit of cuffee?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Do?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Can ye fit of cuffee?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Kny fit of cuffee?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Can ye fitted cuffee?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Kin? They fitted cuffee?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
There you go?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
And that means sex before coffe. There you go.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So they said, and this is this is what's amazing.
Do you know how many people live in Iceland?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Four hundred thousand.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh it's pretty small.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
The that's very small, very small.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah. So they make a huge deal about any one
of their national teams rising to prominence in whatever tournament
it may be because the pool is so tiny.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Sure, there's four hundred thousand in all of Iceland. Now
get into the and I would I would imagine what
are the two so Raikovic and what's the other big
Is there another big, biggest hunt?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Did you say Keflevanffee, that's it you Rykovik and Keflavik Keflavic.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Right, If those are the two big cities of four
hundred thousand, let's say that probably three hundred thousand are there,
and I'll scatter one hundred thousand out around the rest
of the country. There's five million people in DC. There's
four hundred thousand there. So they said that almost everybody
(02:07):
knows everybody, and if you don't know them directly, you
know someone who knows someone who knows them. So there's
not a lot of like, hey, let's get to know
each other. It's like, hey, let's just have sex and
then we'll figure out what we're gonna do. And that
could go any which way. They said, people will end
(02:27):
up moving in together, like they'll go at like they'll
have sex, they'll go out on a date and then
just live together like them Wow, but there is no
like three dates and we get to know each other.
You already know each other. So you either want to
have sex or you don't aye sex.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
So you either do it or you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And that's why they said there is no real dating,
you'd already know. And the whole thing about like, well chivalry,
they'll be like, it's not that it's not chivalrous, of like, oh,
I don't want to move too fast, just move You
(03:11):
already know I've known you my whole life. If not,
I can ask my friend gear Ago, and he's known
Diane his whole life. He's probably had sex with Diane.
And they said there one night stands, zero taboo.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Like you would never hear someone say, oh, he or
she only wants sex. It's understood, that's how it works.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's understood that's what everybody wants. Or like, oh, they're
not even dating and they had sex.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, no kidding, Creva the coffee. So how many four
hundred thousands just and you may not have this, but
over the course of a lifetime, how many sexual partners
does the average.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh you know what they I believe they said, hold on.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
That does get addressed in here.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Like it's got a blow like Elliott, it has to
beat out other countries' numbers by quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Ummmm, here we go.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
When it comes to sex, nobody in Iceland thinks of
it as a holy thing that you only have with
someone when that you're going to marry.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
That's according to Astross.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Did you guys know all this when you went no.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, no, I watched Colin almost get his ass kicked
by a girl. Iceland has always been an outlier sexually.
They start having sex young. Fifteen point seven is the
average age to start having sex.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
That's the average.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
The global average is seventeen point seven.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, they have more partners here you go the average
amount of sex partners? Dane, what do you think the
average amount of sex partners is in Iceland?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Eight? What do you think the global averages.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Five?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You think the global average of sex partners is five?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
May I ask you a question?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
You may not? So you think I don't know?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Okay, you're just destroyed the global usually eraser?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Right?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Okay, So if I said the globe, I want to
say Iceland is ten and the average is eight.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
The global average is ten partners?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
What?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
What is the American average?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You want to take another stand?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Are we bringing that number up or are we bringing
it down?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We're definitely bringing that up. Jeez, what's Iceland?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
The ice Icelandic average is almost thirteen.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, Okay, I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
You thought it was gonna be like twenty.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, no, no, no, global global average. That means there's
people in Iceland who have had a lot more than
than than the thirteen understood, right, They're probably some of
them had twenty.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
They're probably a ton of Americans that have had twenty.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What is the American number?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
The average? See, but like in my head, I'm thinking,
like I knew a lot of people in like high
school and beyond that that were that you would say,
we're borderlines slutty.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
But then on the other side, then you go back
and you go loom.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Wenna looked this up.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, what's the average number of partners in America.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
For a lifetime? Yeah, well we know that now people
are having partners later in life.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Marriage part a marriage, partners marriage.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Par Oh yeah no, you can. You can bang whenever
you want, as long as that thing will work.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Hoktua thought we said we're done with that.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, I know, but every so often it's it's good.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh man, The number are all over the place. So
I I I'm seeing below ten, but I'm also seeing
above ten.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Slowly on both sides. On both sides. That's not a
woman term.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
To me, I mean, do who you want to do.
I have no problem if your number is astronomic and
where you want to do. When you hear the global
average blows you out of the water.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You're like, what globally? Yes, more of them? Oh, but
here we go.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Seventy one percent of Icelanders have had a one night stand.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
That seems high. Now again, I have a lot of
friends who have had one night stands.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Just give me that number again.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Seventy one percent of Icelanders have had a one night stand?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, is that hot nature of their arrangements?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, no, no, but that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
If your whole thing is sex before coffee, then yeah,
you're gonna have a lot.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Of people anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, I know it by it's Icelandic phrase.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh, dianeh of yogurt?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's the volcano.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Line one? Hi Elliot in the morning, Hey Elliott, Yes, sir.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Hey uh, I just wanted to let you know that
I'm drinking my coffee right down.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Right before the side sex?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Are you Icelandic? I wish that's the important thing.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Though they're not saying, hey, thank you sir, thanks in
the morning before breakfast.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
No, No, it's a figure of speech. It's not saying
in Iceland. Keep in mind there are times in Iceland
where you got twenty hours of daylight.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And it works better in its native tongue. Diane, what
is it?
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Again?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Played the thing?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I will what is it? Give it a stab for
real this time?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Rick, you're.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
You named three cities cuffee coffee, Kinley fit a coffee.
But you gotta say it with.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Guys were there? You talked to locals? How do they sound?
Is Google translation?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
The one logo I talked to picked up a bottle,
cracked it on the ground and said, hey, tall one,
I'm gonna stab you in the throat with this. And
I had to jump in and separate Colin from the
girl who was gonna kick her ass.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Colin, get out of the way.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That was Diane, who by the way, do you remember
where you were?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I'll tell you exactly where we were. We ran, the
rest of you ran and hid behind the corner of
the hotel. And I looked around and it was three heads,
like the.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Three Stooges, stacked with their heads on top of each other.
And I'm standing there in between Colin and and that
that girl was like big dog too.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
What am I going to do with that point?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
He took the biggest beer box old you've ever seen
and cracked it in half and told Colin I slit
your f and throat and Colin was like all right,
and I had to get in between.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah. You know, anytime there's a fight, I run the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I saved Colin's life. And that girl so yeah, chielding,
that's what she was saying, Colin, Colin, kick your ass.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
And she would have too. That's met leod.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Et leod One d kiss the kid he damn, yeah, yeah,
that sounds sexy.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That's Diane.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Damn. There she is hiding behind the building. How do
you say Diane is a pussy?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Sex before fighting time, Diane, because I'm not going to
give it to you again. You've had too many hens.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Go ahead, sex before coffee.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Coffee.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Kimney fitted coffee him, he fitted coffee anyway. Oh you
know the other thing they said that doesn't go on
there cat.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Calling at all. So because they are so.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I've already slept at there.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I don't have to cat Well, there's it's kind of twofold.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You already know who they are, So it's not like
some random stranger that you're like, I'm hot for you.
And the other thing is either you've already known her,
you've had sex with her, or by the way, it
could be role reversal too, or she knows somebody that
knows you that's going to kick your ass. Probably that
big girl that almost killed Colin.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
So we've talked about or at least some of us
are familiar with the population.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Is this a cool setup?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But in practice when you are done with sex before
coffee and you want to start a family, and I'm
not trying to be offensive, but if you are an
a native, right born and raised right do you have
to be mindful of that?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Relationships?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And like yeah, possible chance that there is some connection
between you and your partner other than the emotional action.
Absolutely connection, but actual like genetic link. Most couples that
have kids and break up both partners know the step parent. Wow,
(12:40):
and you've read that you're not just no, Like, think
about it.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
If I Diane and I get together, right, we have
we have.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Coffee, we we we were thank.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
You, and then we we have kids and then we
get divorced and Diane finds another partner, it's Tyler.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I already know Tyler, so you know your step parents.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But there's the kids between being.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Familiar, and it actually makes a much more amical being
related to someone, right, Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm gonna
have sex with Diana, have a relationship.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
And then you are like, is genetic counseling a big
business there?
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I don't think there's that. That's what I'm asking You
think there's in breeding. No, a fear of it. A
fear of inbreeding.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Because because you know, if this has been going on
for years and years, I.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Don't even why, why would that be the case.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Because the population is so small?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
But why am I but I'm not having sex with
my sister.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You didn't think it was the first cousin.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
You can marry your first cousin here in America.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Okay, you go do that.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I didn't say I was going. I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's probably not there, no, no, no, but I mean
it's not. It's first cousins already illegal and in Iceland,
I mean they may, they may, they like zax, but
they're not banging their sisters.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
What is the safest distance genetically.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Seven inches.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Leather heels and go into all of the shows. But wait,
what is the what do you love me think? What
is the what is the safest distance? Yes? For what
the Holy Spirit?
Speaker 5 (14:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
But what is the question?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It's a weird question. I don't want it to be
taken out of context. But when you look at the
the genetics, right, and this is not like a family tree. Yeah,
we've done that already and that's not a family tree
necessarily is not allowing you to determine who you can
have sex with.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Right, But.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
When it comes to lessening the risk that may be taken,
where do you feel safe scientifically? Like how far down
the line that I would relationships with ship? Yeah, I'm
not saying that I would have a child with. Yes,
I'm not talking about you and taboo and judging. I'm
(15:14):
talking about the actual scientific data.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
It would have to be. Now, this is a little
unfair to say, so let me explain.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
But you would have to be far enough down the
line where it would be like you really have and
you really have to think about like we're you know,
it's my mom's aunts, brothers wife's son who was married
to Sylvia, who had three sisters and one of them
was the descendant of Jane, Like, you'd really have to
(15:47):
run that now.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I don't know what that makes it to me, but
I would need that now.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Also, I also don't understand first cousin once removed, so
that's also a little unfair. But like you'd have to
do some work on the on the labyrinth to figure
out how I'm related to you. I mean, listen, at
the end of the day, we're all related, We're all
children of we're all gods children.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, oh no, no, I mean we all go back right, Like,
what's the safest sex you can have with a family member?
All consensual? All consensual of course?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, Oral, Well you're not going to get pregnant, Diane,
would you bring in the family lines if you were,
like it have to be an eighth cousin to have sex.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Would you go sixth cousin for Oral? No? I would.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
She has to check her Bible.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Line one.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Hi, weird morning from my mom to Tuna.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Hey, I was just calling in because I'm Icelandic.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
And want coffee, Killy want coffee?
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Y ou.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
So wait a minute, so you yeah, that's correct, you understand.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
You understand this then that whole like everybody knows each
other and like sex there is very common.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Yeah, so I was gonna say that there's this app
called east Landing Boat and you actually look up the person,
Wait what is if you're related, and it literally says
like your fifth generation or something like that, and that's
usually like if you're fifth or six it's usually kind
(17:38):
of like acceptable, I guess to hook up or be.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
With that person.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Wait a minute, what is the name of the app
east land What is it.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
East Landing the Boat?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Is that run by the government?
Speaker 9 (17:55):
Actually it is?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Oh wow, so sEH fifth removed? You're fine?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You said fifth or sixth cousin? Is where like icelanders.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
That something like that?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
We can we get a definitive answer.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It was late. I was already fourth or third works.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
I mean, because like you're pretty much related at some
point at the fifth generation, so it's kind of like
whatever at that point.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
No, but like fifth or sixth you're not expecting an
arm out of the Torso no, no, definitely not.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
But is that is that true?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I mean, obviously it is if the government is coming
out with an app, so I could check how distant
we are.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
But is that is that? Is that true?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Though?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Where there's everybody knows each other, everybody, like people are
much more like free about sex there than in other
parts of the world.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Oh yeah, Like they definitely start like when they're like
I went to high school there, and they definitely start
when they're like fifteenish at least, like.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
How old were you were? How old were you when
yet sex?
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Well, I moved back to the US, I'm like different,
I guess in that way.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
But that's fine.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
Yeah, Like, but like a lot of people, like even
if you're like sixteen seventeen, like your girlfriend boyfriend just
moves into your family's house and it's like normal if
you guys are hooking up, or if you start having
like kids really young, you don't really get married right away.
You just kind of start like a family in your
parents' house and it's acceptable.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
There Wait a minute, So if I'm sixteen and I
have a boyfriend, he just moves into my house.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Yeah, and we may have weird either and we may
have multiple generational houses too.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Right now that that I get and then then my
boyfriend and I may have a couple of kids.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
We're not getting married.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
He leaves and then my next boyfriend moves in, but
they already know each other. They almost like like like
high five each other in the driveway.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, wow, exactly.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
It's because everybody kind of knows each other.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
It's like, I don't know, you're kind of more like
vetted in the way, and so I don't know, it's
just not like that.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
No, No, I like that where you say like you're
vetted because like you and all your girlfriends, like like,
for example, like there used to be like what did
they call that, like bro code or something like you don't,
like you don't sleep with your best friend friend, you
probably go like, no, go get Steve. He's hot, he's
got a big one.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
I mean I think that there still is kind of
like bro code, like you wouldn't like sleep with your
like best friends girlfriends still, but it's like you still
know the families and so you just kind of know
if they're like good stock in the way or like
if you should leave them alone.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Wow, learned a lot.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, No, this has been great.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
It's definitely a different world.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Hey, do you know since everybody knows everybody, do you
know the name of that big gal that almost beat
up Colin.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Probably all right.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
Very good, very good, thank you, Criple look perfect yep, okay,
very yeah, thank you. No, she was translating in her head.
Took her a second. It's been a while. Bump the
app before you bump in bed.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That is their slogan, Is it really? Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
So the government really does that.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, there's a handful of articles written about it.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
We should do that here, although the country is so
big line too. I gotta go quick though. Kristen hi
Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Hi Elliott, this is Sarah.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Hi.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Sarah.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, are you icelandic?
Speaker 4 (21:56):
No?
Speaker 7 (21:56):
I went a couple of years ago and met someone
who said that there's actually like a day to base
almost like Facebook style of that you will check usually
before you sleep with someone.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, that's that app that the last caller was talking about.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Yeah, And she said also it's not uncommon too, if
you like someone are thinking about it, like you know,
also to like ask your parents, like before you look
up with them, are you related?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Okay? That's awkward.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Hey mom, I'm getting ready to sleep with Steve or
hear he's got a big one.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I'm not related to him? Man am I? Wow? That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
My fear is I wouldn't be able to keep track, right,
that would be my fear. Or I would just go like,
I know, I know it's second cousin, but I'm gonna
say it's fire like.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I'll just be naive or whatever. All right, very good,
very good, Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
And you have to worry about your parents' memory.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Diane, what do you remember most of the trip to Iceland?
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Aside from the the swan dive into the broken MRI machine?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Right?
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Was it Craig's dinner order.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
The that well, that is true. That's where we learned
that Craig doesn't eat salmon. He oh, have the salmon.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Oh that's from Iceland.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
That came from Iceland.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I'll have salmon. Yes, it's like it's salmon, dumb ass salmon.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Salmon, Craig right, o.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
He you what else? Do you remember what happened at
the Blue Lagoon?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
You took your shorts off?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Do you remember that? Because the water was so milky.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Were like waving them around like you're on a batsorette
party or.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Something, and everybody there goes swimming. That is true.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's the other thing. I was reading that is a
normal date. Let's just go swimming.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Who vo salmon?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Salmon?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
It wasn't Salman, so yeah, s A l m O
n no, sald Ma.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Was it written in Icelandic? Yes, s A L M
O n no. And then he he got confused in
the moment and panic.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Ordered no, no, I can tell you every rest the
restaurant we were at, it was written in bigger letters
up top in Icelandic, yeah, and underneath it was the
American English words. And when the waitress came over, she said, Hi, welcome,
Can I take your order?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
And Craig was like, I have the sound male?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
But where?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
So?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I love the origin story because I didn't know where
it came from. Where was the awkward wine order?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Same place?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Wait? What was the what? What was that? I don't
remember the awkward wine order?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Wasn't he ordering a like a selvie?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
It goes with someone, I need a white wine and
what goes good? I just found that.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I slammed the dog outside and I let a crap
on my toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I'll have the salmon and the savion bloom.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
The same night. Yes, yes, Wow, we're going fancy.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
And again when the waitress came to the table, I'm
going to give her an accent. Hi welcome. Can I
take your order?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Salm Savion Broom.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Maybe all that daylight with him
There's a phrase in Iceland sex before coffee.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Okay, what is this translation?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Sex before coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
No, that's not how they're going to communicate that.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
In Iceland, it is meant literally whatever happens, whether you
end up having coffee another day or more sex, or
moving in together or pretending it never happened. Any possible
romantic per permutation will start with sex rather than a date.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
So you meet somebody and you immediately sleep with them.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I mean, can you fit of cuffee?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Do?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Can ye fit of cuffee?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Kny fit of cuffee?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Can ye fitted cuffee?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Kin? They fitted cuffee?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
There you go?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
And that means sex before coffe. There you go.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So they said, and this is this is what's amazing.
Do you know how many people live in Iceland?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Four hundred thousand.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh it's pretty small.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
The that's very small, very small.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah. So they make a huge deal about any one
of their national teams rising to prominence in whatever tournament
it may be because the pool is so tiny.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Sure, there's four hundred thousand in all of Iceland. Now
get into the and I would I would imagine what
are the two so Raikovic and what's the other big
Is there another big, biggest hunt?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Did you say Keflevanffee, that's it you Rykovik and Keflavik Keflavic.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Right, If those are the two big cities of four
hundred thousand, let's say that probably three hundred thousand are there,
and I'll scatter one hundred thousand out around the rest
of the country. There's five million people in DC. There's
four hundred thousand there. So they said that almost everybody
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knows everybody, and if you don't know them directly, you
know someone who knows someone who knows them. So there's
not a lot of like, hey, let's get to know
each other. It's like, hey, let's just have sex and
then we'll figure out what we're gonna do. And that
could go any which way. They said, people will end
(02:27):
up moving in together, like they'll go at like they'll
have sex, they'll go out on a date and then
just live together like them Wow, but there is no
like three dates and we get to know each other.
You already know each other. So you either want to
have sex or you don't aye sex.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
So you either do it or you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And that's why they said there is no real dating,
you'd already know. And the whole thing about like, well chivalry,
they'll be like, it's not that it's not chivalrous, of like, oh,
I don't want to move too fast, just move You
(03:11):
already know I've known you my whole life. If not,
I can ask my friend gear Ago, and he's known
Diane his whole life. He's probably had sex with Diane.
And they said there one night stands, zero taboo.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Like you would never hear someone say, oh, he or
she only wants sex. It's understood, that's how it works.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's understood that's what everybody wants. Or like, oh, they're
not even dating and they had sex.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, no kidding, Creva the coffee. So how many four
hundred thousands just and you may not have this, but
over the course of a lifetime, how many sexual partners
does the average.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh you know what they I believe they said, hold on.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
That does get addressed in here.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Like it's got a blow like Elliott, it has to
beat out other countries' numbers by quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Ummmm, here we go.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
When it comes to sex, nobody in Iceland thinks of
it as a holy thing that you only have with
someone when that you're going to marry.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
That's according to Astross.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Did you guys know all this when you went no.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, no, I watched Colin almost get his ass kicked
by a girl. Iceland has always been an outlier sexually.
They start having sex young. Fifteen point seven is the
average age to start having sex.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
That's the average.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
The global average is seventeen point seven.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, they have more partners here you go the average
amount of sex partners? Dane, what do you think the
average amount of sex partners is in Iceland?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Eight? What do you think the global averages.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Five?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You think the global average of sex partners is five?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
May I ask you a question?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
You may not? So you think I don't know?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Okay, you're just destroyed the global usually eraser?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Right?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Okay, So if I said the globe, I want to
say Iceland is ten and the average is eight.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
The global average is ten partners?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
What?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
What is the American average?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You want to take another stand?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Are we bringing that number up or are we bringing
it down?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We're definitely bringing that up. Jeez, what's Iceland?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
The ice Icelandic average is almost thirteen.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, Okay, I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
You thought it was gonna be like twenty.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, no, no, no, global global average. That means there's
people in Iceland who have had a lot more than
than than the thirteen understood, right, They're probably some of
them had twenty.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
They're probably a ton of Americans that have had twenty.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What is the American number?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
The average? See, but like in my head, I'm thinking,
like I knew a lot of people in like high
school and beyond that that were that you would say,
we're borderlines slutty.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
But then on the other side, then you go back
and you go loom.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Wenna looked this up.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah, what's the average number of partners in America.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
For a lifetime? Yeah, well we know that now people
are having partners later in life.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Marriage part a marriage, partners marriage.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Par Oh yeah no, you can. You can bang whenever
you want, as long as that thing will work.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Hoktua thought we said we're done with that.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, I know, but every so often it's it's good.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh man, The number are all over the place. So
I I I'm seeing below ten, but I'm also seeing
above ten.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Slowly on both sides. On both sides. That's not a
woman term.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
To me, I mean, do who you want to do.
I have no problem if your number is astronomic and
where you want to do. When you hear the global
average blows you out of the water.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You're like, what globally? Yes, more of them? Oh, but
here we go.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Seventy one percent of Icelanders have had a one night stand.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
That seems high. Now again, I have a lot of
friends who have had one night stands.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Just give me that number again.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Seventy one percent of Icelanders have had a one night stand?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, is that hot nature of their arrangements?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, no, no, but that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
If your whole thing is sex before coffee, then yeah,
you're gonna have a lot.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Of people anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, I know it by it's Icelandic phrase.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh, dianeh of yogurt?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's the volcano.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Line one? Hi Elliot in the morning, Hey Elliott, Yes, sir.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Hey uh, I just wanted to let you know that
I'm drinking my coffee right down.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Right before the side sex?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Are you Icelandic? I wish that's the important thing.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Though they're not saying, hey, thank you sir, thanks in
the morning before breakfast.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
No, No, it's a figure of speech. It's not saying
in Iceland. Keep in mind there are times in Iceland
where you got twenty hours of daylight.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And it works better in its native tongue. Diane, what
is it?
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Again?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Played the thing?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I will what is it? Give it a stab for
real this time?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Rick, you're.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (08:56):
You named three cities cuffee coffee, Kinley fit a coffee.
But you gotta say it with.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Guys were there? You talked to locals? How do they sound?
Is Google translation?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
The one logo I talked to picked up a bottle,
cracked it on the ground and said, hey, tall one,
I'm gonna stab you in the throat with this. And
I had to jump in and separate Colin from the
girl who was gonna kick her ass.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Colin, get out of the way.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That was Diane, who by the way, do you remember
where you were?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I'll tell you exactly where we were. We ran, the
rest of you ran and hid behind the corner of
the hotel. And I looked around and it was three heads,
like the.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Three Stooges, stacked with their heads on top of each other.
And I'm standing there in between Colin and and that
that girl was like big dog too.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
What am I going to do with that point?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
He took the biggest beer box old you've ever seen
and cracked it in half and told Colin I slit
your f and throat and Colin was like all right,
and I had to get in between.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah. You know, anytime there's a fight, I run the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I saved Colin's life. And that girl so yeah, chielding,
that's what she was saying, Colin, Colin, kick your ass.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
And she would have too. That's met leod.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Et leod One d kiss the kid he damn, yeah, yeah,
that sounds sexy.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
That's Diane.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Damn. There she is hiding behind the building. How do
you say Diane is a pussy?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Sex before fighting time, Diane, because I'm not going to
give it to you again. You've had too many hens.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Go ahead, sex before coffee.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Coffee.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Kimney fitted coffee him, he fitted coffee anyway. Oh you
know the other thing they said that doesn't go on
there cat.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Calling at all. So because they are so.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I've already slept at there.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I don't have to cat Well, there's it's kind of twofold.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You already know who they are, So it's not like
some random stranger that you're like, I'm hot for you.
And the other thing is either you've already known her,
you've had sex with her, or by the way, it
could be role reversal too, or she knows somebody that
knows you that's going to kick your ass. Probably that
big girl that almost killed Colin.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
So we've talked about or at least some of us
are familiar with the population.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Is this a cool setup?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But in practice when you are done with sex before
coffee and you want to start a family, and I'm
not trying to be offensive, but if you are an
a native, right born and raised right do you have
to be mindful of that?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
What do you mean.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Relationships?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And like yeah, possible chance that there is some connection
between you and your partner other than the emotional action.
Absolutely connection, but actual like genetic link. Most couples that
have kids and break up both partners know the step parent. Wow,
(12:40):
and you've read that you're not just no, Like, think
about it.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
If I Diane and I get together, right, we have
we have.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Coffee, we we we were thank.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
You, and then we we have kids and then we
get divorced and Diane finds another partner, it's Tyler.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I already know Tyler, so you know your step parents.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But there's the kids between being.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Familiar, and it actually makes a much more amical being
related to someone, right, Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm gonna
have sex with Diana, have a relationship.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
And then you are like, is genetic counseling a big
business there?
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I don't think there's that. That's what I'm asking You
think there's in breeding. No, a fear of it. A
fear of inbreeding.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Because because you know, if this has been going on
for years and years, I.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Don't even why, why would that be the case.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Because the population is so small?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
But why am I but I'm not having sex with
my sister.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
You didn't think it was the first cousin.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
You can marry your first cousin here in America.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Okay, you go do that.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I didn't say I was going. I wanted to.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's probably not there, no, no, no, but I mean
it's not. It's first cousins already illegal and in Iceland,
I mean they may, they may, they like zax, but
they're not banging their sisters.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
What is the safest distance genetically.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Seven inches.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Leather heels and go into all of the shows. But wait,
what is the what do you love me think? What
is the what is the safest distance? Yes? For what
the Holy Spirit?
Speaker 5 (14:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
But what is the question?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It's a weird question. I don't want it to be
taken out of context. But when you look at the
the genetics, right, and this is not like a family tree. Yeah,
we've done that already and that's not a family tree
necessarily is not allowing you to determine who you can
have sex with.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Right, But.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
When it comes to lessening the risk that may be taken,
where do you feel safe scientifically? Like how far down
the line that I would relationships with ship? Yeah, I'm
not saying that I would have a child with. Yes,
I'm not talking about you and taboo and judging. I'm
(15:14):
talking about the actual scientific data.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
It would have to be. Now, this is a little
unfair to say, so let me explain.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
But you would have to be far enough down the
line where it would be like you really have and
you really have to think about like we're you know,
it's my mom's aunts, brothers wife's son who was married
to Sylvia, who had three sisters and one of them
was the descendant of Jane, Like, you'd really have to
(15:47):
run that now.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I don't know what that makes it to me, but
I would need that now.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Also, I also don't understand first cousin once removed, so
that's also a little unfair. But like you'd have to
do some work on the on the labyrinth to figure
out how I'm related to you. I mean, listen, at
the end of the day, we're all related, We're all
children of we're all gods children.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, oh no, no, I mean we all go back right, Like,
what's the safest sex you can have with a family member?
All consensual? All consensual of course?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, Oral, Well you're not going to get pregnant, Diane,
would you bring in the family lines if you were,
like it have to be an eighth cousin to have sex.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Would you go sixth cousin for Oral? No? I would.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
She has to check her Bible.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Line one.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Hi, weird morning from my mom to Tuna.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Hey, I was just calling in because I'm Icelandic.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
And want coffee, Killy want coffee?
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Y ou.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
So wait a minute, so you yeah, that's correct, you understand.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
You understand this then that whole like everybody knows each
other and like sex there is very common.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Yeah, so I was gonna say that there's this app
called east Landing Boat and you actually look up the person,
Wait what is if you're related, and it literally says
like your fifth generation or something like that, and that's
usually like if you're fifth or six it's usually kind
(17:38):
of like acceptable, I guess to hook up or be.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
With that person.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Wait a minute, what is the name of the app
east land What is it.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
East Landing the Boat?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Is that run by the government?
Speaker 9 (17:55):
Actually it is?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Oh wow, so sEH fifth removed? You're fine?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You said fifth or sixth cousin? Is where like icelanders.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
That something like that?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
We can we get a definitive answer.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It was late. I was already fourth or third works.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
I mean, because like you're pretty much related at some
point at the fifth generation, so it's kind of like
whatever at that point.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
No, but like fifth or sixth you're not expecting an
arm out of the Torso no, no, definitely not.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
But is that is that true?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I mean, obviously it is if the government is coming
out with an app, so I could check how distant
we are.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
But is that is that? Is that true?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Though?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Where there's everybody knows each other, everybody, like people are
much more like free about sex there than in other
parts of the world.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Oh yeah, Like they definitely start like when they're like
I went to high school there, and they definitely start
when they're like fifteenish at least, like.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
How old were you were? How old were you when
yet sex?
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Well, I moved back to the US, I'm like different,
I guess in that way.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
But that's fine.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
Yeah, Like, but like a lot of people, like even
if you're like sixteen seventeen, like your girlfriend boyfriend just
moves into your family's house and it's like normal if
you guys are hooking up, or if you start having
like kids really young, you don't really get married right away.
You just kind of start like a family in your
parents' house and it's acceptable.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
There Wait a minute, So if I'm sixteen and I
have a boyfriend, he just moves into my house.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
Yeah, and we may have weird either and we may
have multiple generational houses too.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Right now that that I get and then then my
boyfriend and I may have a couple of kids.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
We're not getting married.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
He leaves and then my next boyfriend moves in, but
they already know each other. They almost like like like
high five each other in the driveway.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, wow, exactly.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
It's because everybody kind of knows each other.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
It's like, I don't know, you're kind of more like
vetted in the way, and so I don't know, it's
just not like that.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
No, No, I like that where you say like you're
vetted because like you and all your girlfriends, like like,
for example, like there used to be like what did
they call that, like bro code or something like you don't,
like you don't sleep with your best friend friend, you
probably go like, no, go get Steve. He's hot, he's
got a big one.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
I mean I think that there still is kind of
like bro code, like you wouldn't like sleep with your
like best friends girlfriends still, but it's like you still
know the families and so you just kind of know
if they're like good stock in the way or like
if you should leave them alone.
Speaker 8 (21:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Wow, learned a lot.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, No, this has been great.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
It's definitely a different world.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Hey, do you know since everybody knows everybody, do you
know the name of that big gal that almost beat
up Colin.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Probably all right.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
Very good, very good, thank you, Criple look perfect yep, okay,
very yeah, thank you. No, she was translating in her head.
Took her a second. It's been a while. Bump the
app before you bump in bed.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That is their slogan, Is it really? Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
So the government really does that.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, there's a handful of articles written about it.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
We should do that here, although the country is so
big line too. I gotta go quick though. Kristen hi
Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Hi Elliott, this is Sarah.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Hi.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Sarah.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, are you icelandic?
Speaker 4 (21:56):
No?
Speaker 7 (21:56):
I went a couple of years ago and met someone
who said that there's actually like a day to base
almost like Facebook style of that you will check usually
before you sleep with someone.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, that's that app that the last caller was talking about.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Yeah, And she said also it's not uncommon too, if
you like someone are thinking about it, like you know,
also to like ask your parents, like before you look
up with them, are you related?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Okay? That's awkward.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Hey mom, I'm getting ready to sleep with Steve or
hear he's got a big one.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I'm not related to him? Man am I? Wow? That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
My fear is I wouldn't be able to keep track, right,
that would be my fear. Or I would just go like,
I know, I know it's second cousin, but I'm gonna
say it's fire like.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
I'll just be naive or whatever. All right, very good,
very good, Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
And you have to worry about your parents' memory.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Diane, what do you remember most of the trip to Iceland?
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Aside from the the swan dive into the broken MRI machine?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Right?
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Was it Craig's dinner order.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
The that well, that is true. That's where we learned
that Craig doesn't eat salmon. He oh, have the salmon.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Oh that's from Iceland.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
That came from Iceland.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I'll have salmon. Yes, it's like it's salmon, dumb ass salmon.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Salmon, Craig right, o.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
He you what else? Do you remember what happened at
the Blue Lagoon?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
You took your shorts off?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Do you remember that? Because the water was so milky.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Were like waving them around like you're on a batsorette
party or.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Something, and everybody there goes swimming. That is true.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's the other thing. I was reading that is a
normal date. Let's just go swimming.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Who vo salmon?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Salmon?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
It wasn't Salman, so yeah, s A l m O
n no, sald Ma.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Was it written in Icelandic? Yes, s A L M
O n no. And then he he got confused in
the moment and panic.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Ordered no, no, I can tell you every rest the
restaurant we were at, it was written in bigger letters
up top in Icelandic, yeah, and underneath it was the
American English words. And when the waitress came over, she said, Hi, welcome,
Can I take your order?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
And Craig was like, I have the sound male?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
But where?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
So?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I love the origin story because I didn't know where
it came from. Where was the awkward wine order?
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Same place?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Wait? What was the what? What was that? I don't
remember the awkward wine order?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Wasn't he ordering a like a selvie?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
It goes with someone, I need a white wine and
what goes good? I just found that.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I slammed the dog outside and I let a crap
on my toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
I'll have the salmon and the savion bloom.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
The same night. Yes, yes, Wow, we're going fancy.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
And again when the waitress came to the table, I'm
going to give her an accent. Hi welcome. Can I
take your order?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Salm Savion Broom.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Maybe all that daylight with him
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