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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Our friend Keith Shimmel, who works for Budweiser. He is
in charge of the Clydesdales. He sent me note two
upcoming opportunities to see the Clydesdales. Number one, they will
be part of a parade along Solomon's Island on August
the twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
First, that's coming up.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The parade begins at three pm at Calvert Marine Museum
in Solomon's And then the following day, which would be
August the twenty second, the Clydesdale's will be at National
Harbor all right along Waterfront Street. By the way, Why
doesn't Keith bring him to the station. Wouldn't that be awesome?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Trot him down Rockville Pike.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
No, I just need one. Could you imagine bringing a
Clydesdale into this studio?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Okay, so into the building? Why not size you could
fit in an elevator? No, absolutely, I thought they were
too big.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
No way, a Clydesdale service elevator.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
They're huge.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
A Clydesdale can fit in a service elevator.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I mean it may have to like look like it's
looking at it in there.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Maybe it's handlers would be like, no, I'm not putting
my horse in that elevator stairs smarter?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
How many?
Speaker 6 (01:20):
How many hands does our elevator measure?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You don't think a Clydesdale can fit in the service elevator?
They're huge. I understand that, Diane. They're Clydesdale's. I don't
need the whole team of them, but they're larger than
regular horses. You think a regular horse could get in
our service elevator? Well, if I think a Clydesdale can, obviously,
I think a regular horse.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
What is this the SNL can? It would be a
good bit if we just randomly occasionally had a.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Horse walk by.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You don't think I'm being completely honest. If I called
Keith and was like, can you bring a Clydesdale.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
By, oh well, I don't think that would happen. I
think I'm not going to get back to logistics. And
if he did say yes.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, no, okay, so even if even if so it finishes,
it's solomons.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
People standing next to a Clydesdale day adult mail are
seventeen to nineteen hands.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, Way, Diane, Way, you give to twenty two hundred pounds?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
What is the weight limit on the service elevator?
Speaker 6 (02:20):
I don't know Christenina.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
We got you can get more than twenty two hundred
pounds on a service elevator, and with Keith that's like
twenty eight hundred pounds.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I put in a request see Keith Shimmel. Keith Shimmel, Like, what.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
City should we play?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Keith?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Will you bring a Clydesdale buy? And if we can't, no,
let me finish. If we can't get one in the elevator,
can it just come into the lobby of the building.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
I think that it'd be cool just to be outside
the building. But you you are only doing it.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
No, no, no, what worst case scenario?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
What is it coming in through the loading dock front door?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Elliott is a state That glass door.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh the glass door they could fit through.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
You can come in the front.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Why do you you know horses go in and out
of things all the time up this building.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I'll bring it in through the loading docks.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
And now it's like an espn AD.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
You don't think that he could come in through the
loading dots.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Well, now you're changing it up.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I thought it could come.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
In through the front. But I'll fine, I'll take it
in through the loading dock.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
And like, can I finish the carriage?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I just I just need it on like like on
a rope, not a rope, like yeah, oh okay, okay,
well it's not coming in like with eight of them
attached to about all the kegs.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Awesome?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
No, no, if if Keith listen, listen to me, can
you bring one?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I don't need the whole train of them? Can he
bring one?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Maybe, like the you can't call it a small one,
a pigmy Clydesdale.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
In a minute, Sir Clydesdale.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Into the state and bring the Dalmatian, but come into
the building.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I just need one.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
And if it won't be if we can't get it
in the building, then we'll just have it out in
front of the building and people can take pictures with it.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
You know that over the last twenty plus years, Keith's
probably thought some of your ideas were stupid, and he's
regretting ever saying past ideas we're insane.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That I think this is awesome, I think this would
be great. When's the last time your place of work
had Clydesdale's in it?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Never right, It's gonna be right here. I'll feed it
right off the counter.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Oh no, it's eating Elliott's chocolates in Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I swear to God it, I'd be so pissed if
that horse ain't my chocolates?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Am I going? Line?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Four?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Hi? Ellieah the morning?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Come on Keith Shovel Hello four or five?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Six?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Who's this?
Speaker 8 (05:09):
This is Bruce in Rappahannock County.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yes, sir, what can I do for you? Bruce?
Speaker 8 (05:15):
I used to work in a breeding farm out here
for four months a year, and we had once had
four trot Clydesdale's there for about a month.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Oh wow.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
And I also worked for an old I worked for
a lady that had two of them, basically going out
to replace and taking care of them.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
They are big.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
I mean I'm six foot and they were a good
foot and a half two feet above me. I don't
think it's gonna sit in the freight elevator.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You don't think who is who is? Who is who's tall?
That's George Mirason has been in here. George Mirason is taller. No, no,
but he's saying it won't fit. George Mirason is taller
than a Clyde's day and by the way, bigger than
the Clydesdale got a bigger wang too.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
They say, again, he probably had a duck.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
That's fine, probably.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Had Okay, he definitely had duck.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
A horse can duck.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, he's seven to seven.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, thank you. George Mirrason fit in the elevator on
two legs.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Right, You can't compare a person and a horse.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I'm telling you, I can get, I can get, I
can get that horse. Can a horse fit in an elevator?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Sir?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
He said no, he didn't know. He doesn't never be elevator.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Put it this way. Also, you got to realize they're long.
They're not they're not they're not like, sure there's six
seven t, but also they're long.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Well, no dog, Elliott. Elliott wants one of them. It's
just so fun, Elliot.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
There there's tea cup Clydesdale, Like, where's the purse, Clydesdale.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
I don't think there's a miniature.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Clyde Pigmy, sir, I don't think they do. You know
what you're you're talking out your but the.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You've interacted with them before.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
When is Chris Kristen's gonna know whether Clydesdale.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Could fit in there?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
She says, back home.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh, Kristen, can you turn yourself? Thank you, sir, you've
been helpful. Thank you, George Meresa, I'm fit in the elevator.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
He's not as big as a horse.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
No, he's bigger. Actually he hight wise wang wise. Yes, Kristin, Hi, Hello.
When did you interact with the Clydesdales.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
The Amish use them to plow the fields. No they don't,
Yes they do.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
The Amish have Clydesdale's. No they don't.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
They got horses with manes, all horses.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That is not true. That is not true. I've seen
hairless horses. They ain't got no manes. The you're gonna
tell me that if I went to Lancaster, PA, I
would see Clydesdale's with the Amish.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
Let's take a road trip.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I didn't say I want to go. I'm just saying
if I went.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
So there's buggy horses, and then there's field horses. The
field horses work their butts off. Those are the Clydesdales, right.
Not all of the Amish use them, but back home
they have them.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
And based on all of your interaction with the Amish workhorses,
you could tell me that they won't fit in the elevator.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
No way. Yes, they're massive, Yes, and so is freight.
That's what comes, O boxes, what comes.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
But don't you don't you people realize, Thank you, Kristen,
thank you. You don't know if you go, have you
ever been in the not so there's I think you
guys are confused. There's three different elevators here. There's the
regular consumer elevator, and then there's the elevator. Bank has
four elevators right, Three of them I would call regular consumer.
(08:42):
The fourth one is kind of a service elevator that's
much taller, which easily Mirasan could have put me on
his shoulders and I would have fit.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
That's a service elevator.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
There's also right outside by where the bathroom is a
freight elevator where there's cardboard all over it. I'm telling you,
as sure, as as sure as I go every morning,
I could get a Clydesdale on that elevator.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Can I need cardboard on the ground for when it dumps?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
That's fine, Keith's got it. Well, let's find out.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You tell Keith, let's find out, and if we can't
get it in, we'll back the horse up and we'll
put it downstairs and right outside the building.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Me.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yes, that's cool. I'm all for having it here. People
get excited when a food truck pulls up. Yeah, we
have the Clydesdale's. That would be great promotion. Let me
ask you this, Let me ask you this.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Do I need if we're gonna be outside, do I
need more than one Clydesdale?
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Well, then you need at least two?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Okay, Keith, I need what are they doing that night
they're in They're at Solomon's and then they're they got
nothing till National Harbor.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I don't even know where they stay. They probably stay
Keith's house.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Keith, I need either one that can come in the
studio or I need to that could be in front
of the station, and I'll give away Budwiser, like whatever
you want, I don't care.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yes, if you have the one docile one, it will
be an in studio.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
A curious.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
You can't tell me. A Clydesdale being in this studio
would be freaking awesome.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Hilarious, It'd be great, It would be great. There was
another television.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Oh what if it kicked? Oh my god, what if
it kicked? I bet a Clydesdale kick. Put a hold
in Diane's head.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Actually, I'm looking at our door just to the studio.
I don't think it could get into the studio to narrow.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Oh my god, no it's not. I'll take the door
off that.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That doesn't make the wall bigger, say two inches.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
You don't think a Clydesdale could get through that. It's
crazy narrow door. Not at Pete. Don't listen to them.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
They don't know. I am skilled in Clydesdale's.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Oh no, they're eating all of Jill's food.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
She said, Up, Hi Elliott in the morning.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
Hi is this mean?
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Who's this?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (11:13):
My name's Carly. How are you Elliott?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Carly? I am doing well? Thank you? What can I
do for you?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Good?
Speaker 10 (11:19):
I just saw that. Butdweiser Clyde Fields this weekend.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Where'd you see them?
Speaker 10 (11:23):
They're at Colonial Downs at the track.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh okay, yeah, because they were supposed to do that
thing in Carrie Town and that got canceled.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
But they made it to the track. That's awesome.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
They made it to the track.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
So I don't think they fit in the service elevator
just based on their waist elevator. They're pretty big, so
they might make it through a doorframe, because they're they're
pretty fit horses. I mean they're they're made to go
around the world and travel and do work. And I mean,
you know, she's right, they do help with plowing fields
and stuff. But I don't know that they want to come,
(11:58):
like hang in the office.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
We'll have food for him. But I just learned Jill's
bringing food.
Speaker 10 (12:05):
Okay, Yeah, if you get the right food, they'll probably
come up there. I mean they're pretty cool. They're a
cool breed divorce. I mean, they're they're pretty chill.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Usually you find me a Clydesdale that doesn't want car mines,
like some spaghetti and meat sauce.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Come on, now, all right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am,
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Keith.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Don't listen to these people.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
And again, I'll take one in the studio or two
down in front of the building.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Let's see the reason for the workers compensation.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Is what now, Well, I mean, listen, you don't have
to worry about it kicking Dustin or Tamo. They won't
be here. Well, they'd have to lore Toby for that matter.
But the pit could not be sitting there, Dennis Haley.
They'd all have to get out of the way. Oh,
computers and valuable. All right, I didn't get through all
(12:59):
my follow up stuff, but that's okay. This is more important.
I need Keith Shimmel. Keith, let's get it done.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
By the way.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Keith Shimmel lives very close to my buddy Biggsy Bigsy.
Go to Shimmel and tell him I need one or
two Clydesdale's this weekend.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
It's the house with the horses.