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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Diane, Yes, mature, what what do you call those two
things on your chest?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
And I'm right in step boobs.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Number one, Yes, titties number two.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Because that's funny.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
It always makes me laugh, and it is it is
very much a contextual thing, like you got to be
with the with the right audience, or you're telling a
story about something right that that makes you go titties
as opposed to boobs, right, Okay?
Speaker 5 (00:23):
So yeah, well I can't believe Diane says the latter.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
What do you want her to say?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I didn't used to, but it's it's definitely become more
of a normal thing in the right context here.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So I was I was reading this like.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Breast to me is too formal?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Interesting you say that, I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Breast you say to a doctor? Do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Like I would feel a little bit like too familiar
if I said boobs to a doctor, I would I
would say breast.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
So like if you if you if if if you
were taught, you called the doctor, right and you were like,
you know what, let me give you the scenario and
then you call the doctor. You and Scott are throwing
a baseball in the backyard and the ball hit you here.
Now you might go, oh my god, Scott, the ball
hit my boobs, and Scott would be like, oh, sorry,
I hit the titties. When you called the doctor, you
(01:16):
wouldn't say to the doctor, Scott threw a baseball and
it hit me in the boobs.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'd say breast to a doctor.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Interesting, And that's really in talking to a doctor, is
really the only time you would say breast?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I was just trying to like, if I was relaying
that story to my mother in law, what would I
go with? I would probably go breast with her, unless
I'd had wine. Then I would say boobs.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Boobs, right, really, but probably you wouldn't say titties.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
No, God, no, my mother in law.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So I'm reading this article that's part of boob Week, and.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Is a is A? Is a for the T word?
Is going with the two syllables?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Not just like the same teeth, no or not? Just
say tits? Yeah? Yeah, I wouldn't say that. Kristen says teats?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Does no one say chest? Well, it's not your chest.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
It's kind that's kind of all encompassing.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Right, if like, if he's a babase wanting to hit
me in the chest, you would go your your natural
reaction would be, oh my god, did it hit your
boobs like zero?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Or like or did he have really good aim and
he got me like right in the middle that ball
motor boat?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You now chest though, you could go with chesticles. That's no.
But is that a bad sitcom?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
No, no, no, Actually, back in the day, chesticles was
a very comic.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Was it, Yes, it was.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You definitely heard that on or with your friend. Yeah,
like was that the bell?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So the So again, I'm reading this, I'm reading this
essay during what is what is boob week?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
What is bo It's we're in boob week.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So I'm reading this essay and they were saying, why
is it that we as as as an American culture
don't have a word for boobs that doesn't make us laugh?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Okay, like penis doesn't make you laugh, well, depending on
if does.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Scream that's your second long.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Like, those are words that make you laugh, but penis
doesn't make you laugh.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
There's not a word that we use that doesn't make
us laugh.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
What about breasts?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
The I'll still laugh at that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Also, they do say it's not the most common word for.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, breast is not the most common, is it?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Boobs?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Number one?
Speaker 7 (04:04):
I would think, yeah, number two, it's not. It's not breasts.
It is no tyler. Nobody says chess isn't even in
the list. Chest isn't even in the list.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's the t word number one, most common, most common,
vulgar boobs, it's not vulgar.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Number two titties.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, wow, But why does it feel like? Why does
it feel like? At times? And this goes back to
what the what what Vanessa was saying? It depends on context, right.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, it depends on the company, right, But it.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Is the most commonly used. Boobs and then and then
and then titties the two most commonly used words for breasts.
But why is why? Sometimes? And by the way, both
of them put a smile on your face. No, I'm
not just saying that for me because like I'm whatever the.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Because you're a boob guy, I am.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
But but it's it's funny, like those are fun words.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
They're bro words, but every every thank you, but everybody
uses them.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
But when you suppress have gone the way of the chesticles.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I hate what is so juvenile and stupid?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
But here I have to have a question.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I have a question because do keep singing it's the company,
it's it's who you're with or is it who you're
talking about? What do you mean that changes up the words?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
That's a good question, I know, see, But I don't
want to say this because I know.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
It'll come back to haunt me in what a court?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, because because you want to say it's whether it's
does it fall to how much respect you put on
that name?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
That's by part of it. I think, like I think
sometimes the T word is used when you're trying to.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well you like, are you anti that? I don't love it.
It's the same, it's what everybody calls them.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
But I feel like it'll use to denigrate someone.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
No, I disagree.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
I'll look at her, she's got them out? She what
got them out?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Or how about or how about that woman has it
has a she's got a beautiful body, she's got nice legs,
she's got she's got nice feet, she's got nice titties.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Like you can all of it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
If I was saying that, I'd go with boobs, that's
just me.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But it's but it's but what that's not it's not vulgar.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
It's not vulgar, sound like a creep.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
She's got nice chest.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You don't ever say that word again.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Why do you have to come fit on her?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Because not everybody, not everybody who has nice boobs is fit.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
But then you're also you're suggesting something about size.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
No, not at all, not at all, you're not. I
I have a I have a tie. I have a tie.
I have a tie. But no, no, but there are
there are women who don't. I'll give you a perfect example.
And I hope she's not streaming.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
The no.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, but I find Meren Morris to be unbelievably beautiful,
right you wouldn't You wouldn't say that she's large chested. No,
but I would still say she's got very nice boobs.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Okay, so you're not at that point.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
No, I'm not an animal trying to suggest more than
just her figure is pleasing.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
She's got a very pleasing figure.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You also occasionally like the outfice she wears, Oh my god, yes, that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Skirt all right, so I got to take out testicles.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Where are you?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But and by the way, there are people who would
say I don't like large, I like little mosquito bites.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Oh, Elliott, that's also disparaged.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
How sounds data.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Not really, I feel like that mosquito bites still is,
that's still in no, but it's it's for it's for
a younger it's for a younger person.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
And here's this, this could get me. No no, no, no,
no no no no, let me.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I don't mean that they are for children as a
younger person.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
That's how you describe them. They like check out their
mosquito bites. But you've said that about a grown woman.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
No grown woman if if it goes that way, they
don't have skeeter bytes. They're part of the itty bitty
titty committee, which again gets me back to titty.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
But they were saying, for example, what's wrong.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I'm just trying to envision myself using that phrasing in
front of.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
My mother in law. Wait, which one titty community?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, no, no, but you would you would like, for example, nipple.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
We have no problem with that.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Well, that's very a specific part.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But why can't we mention any word that refers to
boobs without laughing?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Because you're thinking of like nip.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Slip the no, I wasn't a love it inside boo.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah and booboot.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I expect to see topless women.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
But they were saying we we as a society that
this is where we've come.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
And then, by the way, not in a bad way.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
They're not being negative, but again it's the words that
everybody uses. Boobs is number one. But if if you
give me somebody in the pit, no, no, no, no,
I'm good. I'm gonna say, as an example, as an example,
give me somebody in the pit, Casey, great choice.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
For this one.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
If I were gonna say, oh, hey, you spilled some
food and she would be like, oh where, it'd be like,
it's on your boobs? Like that sounds weird to say, yes,
don't ever, but.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Now, if you were saying, oh, you know what, you
might want to pull your dress over a little bit.
You could see your nipple. Nobody's saying anything about that.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I think we this week tried to get Diante something.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Similar. No, you'd say, it's it's on your it's on
your front, god, my front butt? Where am I going?
Line three? Also, Diane, where are you like?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Now?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
This goes way back? Do you want to talk about David?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Do you know back in the eighteen hundreds they were
called paps and apples.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Never heard that pops, paps, paps.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
For big paps, I don't know. Paps, that's what they
were called. And the apples then they because as as
we as a society became more worldly, they became globes.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Now, god, stupid. And then that brought in that brought
in all the sweaters. But go ahead, Diane, go.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Ahead, sweater puppies.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Jesus, what about sweater potatoes.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Don't they said that that actually predated sweater puppies.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Sweater potatoes. Sweater potatoes sound oh, those are pancake titties.
I'm sorry, Kristen.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Where am I going? Line three? Hi, Elliet in the morning, Elliott, Yes, sir.
Speaker 9 (11:50):
Hey, my wife, my wife. She refers to her boots
as her teas, and she doesn't think that it's like
a weird thing.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
No. Actually, when i'm so, I'm sure Joel actually says.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Like correct, like, no, it's my tea.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
But it's for whatever reason, I feel weird saying word,
so I say.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Interesting. Interesting, that's very interesting. Now, I will tell you
this universally, what everybody hates.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Please don't refer to them as your girls. I hate that.
I hate that we'll go to go watch my girls.
But why would you ever say that? No, I would
never say, Diane Kristen say girls. The I would never
say Diana, wash your girls, wash your girls? What are
you talking about? The well, I'm I'm just trying to
think of a sentence.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I don't know what I'm going with here.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
My girls are. But you'd say, hey, go wash your tits?
Speaker 9 (12:44):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Wash your What is that? Who would say that to somebody?
You're dirty? You fell in the mud.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Again, Kristen, you say girls, don't you know? She says, Okay,
why didn't? She's gotta have more than one Yeah, you
got to you know, I mean more than one expression.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh you know what, Christy? Can you can you turn
yourself on for a second? That that that's actually a
fair question.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Good morning, Hi? How are you good? What's your teats?
Is your is your number one?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Well?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Tits okay? Jesus teats?
Speaker 10 (13:25):
Yeah it is?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
But I should she.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Has to affect her voice, But I.
Speaker 10 (13:31):
Should, But I shouldn't have that reaction. I should just
be like, yeah, that's fine, tits up?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
The oh is that what not? Me?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I thought it was like that movie was really good.
Tits up?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Well, no, and the marvelous missus Maisel. Right before she
goes on stage, her manager says, tits up, So she
goes up and there she goes.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
There she goes, all right, very good, very good.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
You know the song Titism Beer by Rodney Carringtons her.
I can't say the rest.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
It's not radio approved, right, very good, Thank you, Kristen,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Hey, y'all know that song.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Line, what does what does lindsay? Say? Uh? Front?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
She doesn't front.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I honestly I could not tell.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You like if she if you guys were, if you
guys were somewhere and she wanted you to notice, like
she would say, check out that girl's.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
She would never say that, really really neither would my wife.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Would she would she use the term? Now, this term
was very popular for a while. Where is she on torpedoes?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Okay, that can't.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
That's one of those ones that I feel like you
would be surprised if someone turned around the or turned
the corner and they had been described that way and
then it is someone who's not as ample breasted.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, I think torpedoes. I think like long, long and pointing.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I think of the Madonna conebra the.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
No, well, that's not a natural look. Melons?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Oh god, these are not universal?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Now what oh that universal? Melons were a big universal one.
Some people are a larger cup. No, no, no, because no,
because some people would some people were confused as to
whether they were big or small.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
And that's what got you.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Two and melons was used because there was honeydews, canalopes,
and watermelons all large.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
The no, yes, were you seen a honeydew recently seen
a watermelon?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Well?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah? Even would you rather walk around with two water
melons or too?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Uh uh honeydews?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Honey?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Okay, but I understand the difference.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I wouldn't want the album booby that's shaped like a watermelon,
obviously obviously no.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
But like, don't you remember they used to describe and
again I'm not saying this is polite, but if there
was like a very large chested woman, they would say, oh,
it looks like there's two watermelons in a downhill race.
The no, but they were just this is the history.
(16:28):
You know what word I'm glad is gone? I bet
you used it as something.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
No, I didn't, Ah, and God stared at But now
I know it's inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Bosoms, Oh that's that seems very like.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Right that you would never say that now, that would
make me uncomfortable. That's like if I was hooking up
with a chicken she was like, oh, you want to
see my bosoms.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I'd be like, oh god, no.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That's like when people say brazier.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, no exactly. That's but that's dated. But that is.
But again, back in the day, if somebody was saying you.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Would be like, I have been called out in here
for using both those terms.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Let me go to line four. Hi Elliet at the morning.
Hey Elliott, Yeah, Hi, who's this.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Hey, it's Corbyn for Richard.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
I wanted to tell you back in high school, you
guys just reminded me of this.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Back in high school, me and my buddies will walk
by each other in the hallway and just be like.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Kiddy, Oh it's fun, it's normal.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Lines Hi Elliott the morning. What's that bellead Yes, ma'am.
Those two things that are on your chest?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
What do you call them?
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Okay, my boyfriend hates it when I call him this,
but I call him breast the colds.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Okay, Now not just your boyfriend. Diane does too. Diana,
just roll you.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Like I say, my breastcles and he's like, Hope, I
hate it.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Well, you know what it is. It's just like it's
like like like the same reason.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It sounds negative.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, no, it does not negative, but you know it
sounds gross.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
It sounds disgusting.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Oh I know that's the whole point. That's like, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
If Diane spilled salsa on herself, where how would you
tell her that she had some on there?
Speaker 9 (18:27):
How close a friends are?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Were very friends?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Very close?
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Yes, I would probably say your breastcles, just to get
a last.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Oh see there. Okay, but at least you're consistent. At
least you're consistent. If she's a stranger, Oh, good question,
I would probably say. I would probably say on your chest. Yes,
I love the sea word. Yeah, the a man brother up.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Hi all right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Breastcles. Yeah, so you don't like that either? No, Hi,
Ellie the morning? Yeah, Hi? Who's this?
Speaker 9 (19:04):
As Tom? I find myself in the boat of Diana
and Tyler, where I'm a little more on the proper
side and use boobs more often than not. But my wife,
God bless her, she's got a nice set after, especially
after two kids. God bless her and uh so if
I'm talking to her about her chest, I exclusively use hammers.
(19:25):
That's the word I use.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I never heard before. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Exclusively you know what. Good for you, Good for you,
Thank you, my friend.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
She's finally come around.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Gotcha, by the way.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
But they did say that, you know, and again they
they looked at words that were that were as commonplace
during a period as boobs and titties are now.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Gazungas.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
That's that's more.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
You know that that was in the article. I'll show you.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That was a very yeah, Like I look at the
gazungas on her.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
You're even and you're gonna tell me, oh, but it
can be any cup size, right, But you just put
your hands out two feet in front of you and
shook them when you said it.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
No, no, But I think it's based on what your
type is. So if I were, if I were in
the Skeeters, I would go, oh, look at her. But
you have to say it in like holding your shirt
under your cha because I got to look in so close.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
It's like concave website. Hold on nine seven, Hi Ellie
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Hell yeah, oh hi, who is this? Oh? This is Pat, Yes,
best Field, absolutely, Yes, what can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Pat?
Speaker 10 (20:43):
Okay, So we call them boobs or kitties, but the
guys call them curvaceous tatas.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
You know what tatasy?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
No, it hasn't. And that was what what I'm trying
to think? What era that was? Is that in here?
Jugsas in here? Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
You know the one that was bad? You know that
this country went through a time calling him utters. Yeah,
that Chris did. That's horrible, you know it really is.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I agree because I was wondering. I was like, where
was that movie?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Quote from Officer and a Gentleman, bodacious set of tatas?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Wasn't an Officer and a Gentleman? That movie seems too
highbrow for that. Wasn't that like an art movie?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
And I know it was about officer candidate school?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Oh I never saw it. Wasn't that Richard gear Yes, yeah,
I never saw it.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Oh my god, I think it was Harry Connick. But
I think tatas has really been claimed by the breast
cancer awareness movement. True, I feel like save the tatas. Yeah, No,
you're right, is what you think of more than a
sexualized situation?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
No, you're right, that's fair. By the way, I would
say the same thing about boobies, not boobs, boobies, because
didn't they do I'm being serious. Wasn't there wasn't there
a campaign with a bracelet that was iHeart boobies.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
That sounds familiar.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, so I think that's why maybe boobs became more in.
Boobies also had a little life fun the But boobies
to me, when I hear that word, I always pictured
the bracelet.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
So how did this retrospective that you were reading end?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
It ended with them saying that there's never ever been
a time in the history of man that, whether it
was chesticles, utters, bosoms, gazungas, that there's never where there
was the preferred common term. There's never been a time
(22:48):
where it hasn't been funny.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Okay, yeah, I thought they were trying to have us
all agree to one or something like that.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Oh, titties, there was a time when that was dumped
the it shouldn't be. It shouldn't be.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
But there was attack. Yeah, No, there's absolutely distant paths.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But but again, if we never advance, like I'm sure
there was, there was stuff that didn't get dumped back
in the day that gets dumped now and stuff that,
and and rightfully so right we should always be learning
and advancing and making ourselves better.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
And so we learned.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Back then we were we were doing ourselves a disservice
to closed minded Exactly exactly
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Get they close off, showed them zoobies.
Diane, Yes, mature, what what do you call those two
things on your chest?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
And I'm right in step boobs.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Number one, Yes, titties number two.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Because that's funny.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
It always makes me laugh, and it is it is
very much a contextual thing, like you got to be
with the with the right audience, or you're telling a
story about something right that that makes you go titties
as opposed to boobs, right, Okay?
Speaker 5 (00:23):
So yeah, well I can't believe Diane says the latter.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
What do you want her to say?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I didn't used to, but it's it's definitely become more
of a normal thing in the right context here.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So I was I was reading this like.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Breast to me is too formal?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Interesting you say that, I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Breast you say to a doctor? Do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Like I would feel a little bit like too familiar
if I said boobs to a doctor, I would I
would say breast.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
So like if you if you if if if you
were taught, you called the doctor, right and you were like,
you know what, let me give you the scenario and
then you call the doctor. You and Scott are throwing
a baseball in the backyard and the ball hit you here.
Now you might go, oh my god, Scott, the ball
hit my boobs, and Scott would be like, oh, sorry,
I hit the titties. When you called the doctor, you
(01:16):
wouldn't say to the doctor, Scott threw a baseball and
it hit me in the boobs.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'd say breast to a doctor.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Interesting, And that's really in talking to a doctor, is
really the only time you would say breast?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I was just trying to like, if I was relaying
that story to my mother in law, what would I
go with? I would probably go breast with her, unless
I'd had wine. Then I would say boobs.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Boobs, right, really, but probably you wouldn't say titties.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
No, God, no, my mother in law.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So I'm reading this article that's part of boob Week, and.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Is a is A? Is a for the T word?
Is going with the two syllables?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Not just like the same teeth, no or not? Just
say tits? Yeah? Yeah, I wouldn't say that. Kristen says teats?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Does no one say chest? Well, it's not your chest.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
It's kind that's kind of all encompassing.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Right, if like, if he's a babase wanting to hit
me in the chest, you would go your your natural
reaction would be, oh my god, did it hit your
boobs like zero?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Or like or did he have really good aim and
he got me like right in the middle that ball
motor boat?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You now chest though, you could go with chesticles. That's no.
But is that a bad sitcom?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
No, no, no, Actually, back in the day, chesticles was
a very comic.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Was it, Yes, it was.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You definitely heard that on or with your friend. Yeah,
like was that the bell?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So the So again, I'm reading this, I'm reading this
essay during what is what is boob week?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
What is bo It's we're in boob week.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So I'm reading this essay and they were saying, why
is it that we as as as an American culture
don't have a word for boobs that doesn't make us laugh?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Okay, like penis doesn't make you laugh, well, depending on
if does.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Scream that's your second long.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Like, those are words that make you laugh, but penis
doesn't make you laugh.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
There's not a word that we use that doesn't make
us laugh.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
What about breasts?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
The I'll still laugh at that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Also, they do say it's not the most common word for.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, breast is not the most common, is it?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Boobs?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Number one?
Speaker 7 (04:04):
I would think, yeah, number two, it's not. It's not breasts.
It is no tyler. Nobody says chess isn't even in
the list. Chest isn't even in the list.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's the t word number one, most common, most common,
vulgar boobs, it's not vulgar.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Number two titties.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, wow, But why does it feel like? Why does
it feel like? At times? And this goes back to
what the what what Vanessa was saying? It depends on context, right.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, it depends on the company, right, But it.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Is the most commonly used. Boobs and then and then
and then titties the two most commonly used words for breasts.
But why is why? Sometimes? And by the way, both
of them put a smile on your face. No, I'm
not just saying that for me because like I'm whatever the.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Because you're a boob guy, I am.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
But but it's it's funny, like those are fun words.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
They're bro words, but every every thank you, but everybody
uses them.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
But when you suppress have gone the way of the chesticles.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I hate what is so juvenile and stupid?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
But here I have to have a question.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
I have a question because do keep singing it's the company,
it's it's who you're with or is it who you're
talking about? What do you mean that changes up the words?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
That's a good question, I know, see, But I don't
want to say this because I know.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
It'll come back to haunt me in what a court?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, because because you want to say it's whether it's
does it fall to how much respect you put on
that name?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
That's by part of it. I think, like I think
sometimes the T word is used when you're trying to.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well you like, are you anti that? I don't love it.
It's the same, it's what everybody calls them.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
But I feel like it'll use to denigrate someone.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
No, I disagree.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
I'll look at her, she's got them out? She what
got them out?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Or how about or how about that woman has it
has a she's got a beautiful body, she's got nice legs,
she's got she's got nice feet, she's got nice titties.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Like you can all of it.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
If I was saying that, I'd go with boobs, that's
just me.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But it's but it's but what that's not it's not vulgar.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
It's not vulgar, sound like a creep.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
She's got nice chest.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You don't ever say that word again.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Why do you have to come fit on her?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Because not everybody, not everybody who has nice boobs is fit.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
But then you're also you're suggesting something about size.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
No, not at all, not at all, you're not. I
I have a I have a tie. I have a tie.
I have a tie. But no, no, but there are
there are women who don't. I'll give you a perfect example.
And I hope she's not streaming.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
The no.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No, but I find Meren Morris to be unbelievably beautiful,
right you wouldn't You wouldn't say that she's large chested. No,
but I would still say she's got very nice boobs.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Okay, so you're not at that point.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
No, I'm not an animal trying to suggest more than
just her figure is pleasing.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
She's got a very pleasing figure.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You also occasionally like the outfice she wears, Oh my god, yes, that.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Skirt all right, so I got to take out testicles.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Where are you?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But and by the way, there are people who would
say I don't like large, I like little mosquito bites.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Oh, Elliott, that's also disparaged.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
How sounds data.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Not really, I feel like that mosquito bites still is,
that's still in no, but it's it's for it's for
a younger it's for a younger person.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
And here's this, this could get me. No no, no, no,
no no no no, let me.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I don't mean that they are for children as a
younger person.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
That's how you describe them. They like check out their
mosquito bites. But you've said that about a grown woman.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
No grown woman if if it goes that way, they
don't have skeeter bytes. They're part of the itty bitty
titty committee, which again gets me back to titty.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
But they were saying, for example, what's wrong.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I'm just trying to envision myself using that phrasing in
front of.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
My mother in law. Wait, which one titty community?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, no, no, but you would you would like, for example, nipple.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
We have no problem with that.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Well, that's very a specific part.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But why can't we mention any word that refers to
boobs without laughing?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Because you're thinking of like nip.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Slip the no, I wasn't a love it inside boo.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah and booboot.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I expect to see topless women.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
But they were saying we we as a society that
this is where we've come.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
And then, by the way, not in a bad way.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
They're not being negative, but again it's the words that
everybody uses. Boobs is number one. But if if you
give me somebody in the pit, no, no, no, no,
I'm good. I'm gonna say, as an example, as an example,
give me somebody in the pit, Casey, great choice.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
For this one.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
If I were gonna say, oh, hey, you spilled some
food and she would be like, oh where, it'd be like,
it's on your boobs? Like that sounds weird to say, yes,
don't ever, but.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Now, if you were saying, oh, you know what, you
might want to pull your dress over a little bit.
You could see your nipple. Nobody's saying anything about that.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I think we this week tried to get Diante something.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Similar. No, you'd say, it's it's on your it's on
your front, god, my front butt? Where am I going?
Line three? Also, Diane, where are you like?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Now?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
This goes way back? Do you want to talk about David?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Do you know back in the eighteen hundreds they were
called paps and apples.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Never heard that pops, paps, paps.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
For big paps, I don't know. Paps, that's what they
were called. And the apples then they because as as
we as a society became more worldly, they became globes.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Now, god, stupid. And then that brought in that brought
in all the sweaters. But go ahead, Diane, go.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Ahead, sweater puppies.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Jesus, what about sweater potatoes.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Don't they said that that actually predated sweater puppies.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Sweater potatoes. Sweater potatoes sound oh, those are pancake titties.
I'm sorry, Kristen.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Where am I going? Line three? Hi, Elliet in the morning, Elliott, Yes, sir.
Speaker 9 (11:50):
Hey, my wife, my wife. She refers to her boots
as her teas, and she doesn't think that it's like
a weird thing.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
No. Actually, when i'm so, I'm sure Joel actually says.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Like correct, like, no, it's my tea.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
But it's for whatever reason, I feel weird saying word,
so I say.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Interesting. Interesting, that's very interesting. Now, I will tell you
this universally, what everybody hates.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Please don't refer to them as your girls. I hate that.
I hate that we'll go to go watch my girls.
But why would you ever say that? No, I would
never say, Diane Kristen say girls. The I would never
say Diana, wash your girls, wash your girls? What are
you talking about? The well, I'm I'm just trying to
think of a sentence.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I don't know what I'm going with here.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
My girls are. But you'd say, hey, go wash your tits?
Speaker 9 (12:44):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Wash your What is that? Who would say that to somebody?
You're dirty? You fell in the mud.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Again, Kristen, you say girls, don't you know? She says, Okay,
why didn't? She's gotta have more than one Yeah, you
got to you know, I mean more than one expression.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh you know what, Christy? Can you can you turn
yourself on for a second? That that that's actually a
fair question.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Good morning, Hi? How are you good? What's your teats?
Is your is your number one?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Well?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Tits okay? Jesus teats?
Speaker 10 (13:25):
Yeah it is?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
But I should she.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Has to affect her voice, But I.
Speaker 10 (13:31):
Should, But I shouldn't have that reaction. I should just
be like, yeah, that's fine, tits up?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
The oh is that what not? Me?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I thought it was like that movie was really good.
Tits up?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Well, no, and the marvelous missus Maisel. Right before she
goes on stage, her manager says, tits up, So she
goes up and there she goes.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
There she goes, all right, very good, very good.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
You know the song Titism Beer by Rodney Carringtons her.
I can't say the rest.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
It's not radio approved, right, very good, Thank you, Kristen,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Hey, y'all know that song.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Line, what does what does lindsay? Say? Uh? Front?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
She doesn't front.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I honestly I could not tell.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You like if she if you guys were, if you
guys were somewhere and she wanted you to notice, like
she would say, check out that girl's.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
She would never say that, really really neither would my wife.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Would she would she use the term? Now, this term
was very popular for a while. Where is she on torpedoes?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Okay, that can't.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
That's one of those ones that I feel like you
would be surprised if someone turned around the or turned
the corner and they had been described that way and
then it is someone who's not as ample breasted.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
No, I think torpedoes. I think like long, long and pointing.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I think of the Madonna conebra the.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
No, well, that's not a natural look. Melons?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Oh god, these are not universal?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Now what oh that universal? Melons were a big universal one.
Some people are a larger cup. No, no, no, because no,
because some people would some people were confused as to
whether they were big or small.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
And that's what got you.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Two and melons was used because there was honeydews, canalopes,
and watermelons all large.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
The no, yes, were you seen a honeydew recently seen
a watermelon?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Well?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah? Even would you rather walk around with two water
melons or too?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Uh uh honeydews?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Honey?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Okay, but I understand the difference.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
I wouldn't want the album booby that's shaped like a watermelon,
obviously obviously no.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
But like, don't you remember they used to describe and
again I'm not saying this is polite, but if there
was like a very large chested woman, they would say, oh,
it looks like there's two watermelons in a downhill race.
The no, but they were just this is the history.
(16:28):
You know what word I'm glad is gone? I bet
you used it as something.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
No, I didn't, Ah, and God stared at But now
I know it's inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Bosoms, Oh that's that seems very like.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Right that you would never say that now, that would
make me uncomfortable. That's like if I was hooking up
with a chicken she was like, oh, you want to
see my bosoms.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I'd be like, oh god, no.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That's like when people say brazier.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, no exactly. That's but that's dated. But that is.
But again, back in the day, if somebody was saying you.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Would be like, I have been called out in here
for using both those terms.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Let me go to line four. Hi Elliet at the morning.
Hey Elliott, Yeah, Hi, who's this.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Hey, it's Corbyn for Richard.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
I wanted to tell you back in high school, you
guys just reminded me of this.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Back in high school, me and my buddies will walk
by each other in the hallway and just be like.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Kiddy, Oh it's fun, it's normal.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Lines Hi Elliott the morning. What's that bellead Yes, ma'am.
Those two things that are on your chest?
Speaker 3 (17:46):
What do you call them?
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Okay, my boyfriend hates it when I call him this,
but I call him breast the colds.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Okay, Now not just your boyfriend. Diane does too. Diana,
just roll you.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Like I say, my breastcles and he's like, Hope, I
hate it.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Well, you know what it is. It's just like it's
like like like the same reason.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It sounds negative.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah, no, it does not negative, but you know it
sounds gross.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
It sounds disgusting.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Oh I know that's the whole point. That's like, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
If Diane spilled salsa on herself, where how would you
tell her that she had some on there?
Speaker 9 (18:27):
How close a friends are?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Were very friends?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Very close?
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Yes, I would probably say your breastcles, just to get
a last.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Oh see there. Okay, but at least you're consistent. At
least you're consistent. If she's a stranger, Oh, good question,
I would probably say. I would probably say on your chest. Yes,
I love the sea word. Yeah, the a man brother up.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Hi all right, very good, very good, Thank you, ma'am,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Breastcles. Yeah, so you don't like that either? No, Hi,
Ellie the morning? Yeah, Hi? Who's this?
Speaker 9 (19:04):
As Tom? I find myself in the boat of Diana
and Tyler, where I'm a little more on the proper
side and use boobs more often than not. But my wife,
God bless her, she's got a nice set after, especially
after two kids. God bless her and uh so if
I'm talking to her about her chest, I exclusively use hammers.
(19:25):
That's the word I use.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I never heard before. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Exclusively you know what. Good for you, Good for you,
Thank you, my friend.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
She's finally come around.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Gotcha, by the way.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
But they did say that, you know, and again they
they looked at words that were that were as commonplace
during a period as boobs and titties are now.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Gazungas.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
That's that's more.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
You know that that was in the article. I'll show you.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That was a very yeah, Like I look at the
gazungas on her.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
You're even and you're gonna tell me, oh, but it
can be any cup size, right, But you just put
your hands out two feet in front of you and
shook them when you said it.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
No, no, But I think it's based on what your
type is. So if I were, if I were in
the Skeeters, I would go, oh, look at her. But
you have to say it in like holding your shirt
under your cha because I got to look in so close.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
It's like concave website. Hold on nine seven, Hi Ellie
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Hell yeah, oh hi, who is this? Oh? This is Pat, Yes,
best Field, absolutely, Yes, what can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Pat?
Speaker 10 (20:43):
Okay, So we call them boobs or kitties, but the
guys call them curvaceous tatas.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
You know what tatasy?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
No, it hasn't. And that was what what I'm trying
to think? What era that was? Is that in here?
Jugsas in here? Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
You know the one that was bad? You know that
this country went through a time calling him utters. Yeah,
that Chris did. That's horrible, you know it really is.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I agree because I was wondering. I was like, where
was that movie?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Quote from Officer and a Gentleman, bodacious set of tatas?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Wasn't an Officer and a Gentleman? That movie seems too
highbrow for that. Wasn't that like an art movie?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
And I know it was about officer candidate school?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Oh I never saw it. Wasn't that Richard gear Yes, yeah,
I never saw it.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Oh my god, I think it was Harry Connick. But
I think tatas has really been claimed by the breast
cancer awareness movement. True, I feel like save the tatas. Yeah, No,
you're right, is what you think of more than a
sexualized situation?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
No, you're right, that's fair. By the way, I would
say the same thing about boobies, not boobs, boobies, because
didn't they do I'm being serious. Wasn't there wasn't there
a campaign with a bracelet that was iHeart boobies.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
That sounds familiar.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, so I think that's why maybe boobs became more in.
Boobies also had a little life fun the But boobies
to me, when I hear that word, I always pictured
the bracelet.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
So how did this retrospective that you were reading end?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
It ended with them saying that there's never ever been
a time in the history of man that, whether it
was chesticles, utters, bosoms, gazungas, that there's never where there
was the preferred common term. There's never been a time
(22:48):
where it hasn't been funny.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Okay, yeah, I thought they were trying to have us
all agree to one or something like that.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Oh, titties, there was a time when that was dumped
the it shouldn't be. It shouldn't be.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
But there was attack. Yeah, No, there's absolutely distant paths.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But but again, if we never advance, like I'm sure
there was, there was stuff that didn't get dumped back
in the day that gets dumped now and stuff that,
and and rightfully so right we should always be learning
and advancing and making ourselves better.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
And so we learned.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Back then we were we were doing ourselves a disservice
to closed minded Exactly exactly
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Get they close off, showed them zoobies.
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