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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I feel like lost in all this is getting to
see Fiona. Like, getting to see Fiona is gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
They talked about that quite a bit. Yeah I know,
but like like now it's becoming real.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Because they're seeing Fiona, we're seeing Rico, We're seeing the gorillas.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Rico is the is the porcupine who eats corn on
the cob And then yeah, we're going we are going
to see the gorillas. But really, for one reason to
mock them?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Short d to their faces between a big thick glass wall.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Can't find a wall thick enough for what I'm gonna say?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, oh so a couple of things. So yes, we
will be there for the world record breaking they said,
They said eight hundred thousand. The weather's supposed to beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's the first time at this location, at the Sawyer
Point in Yateman's Cove.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Which is down by the which is down by Great
American Ballpark, which I've walked by once and I think,
didn't what didn't I realize it was twenty sixteen the
last time I was in Kansas City, Kansas City, Cincinnati,
and I had my family with me, so it wasn't
the same different. Oh, this will be a thousand times different,
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not better different, no better the no. But like, but
you like baseball, you should be excited to see Great
American Ballpark. I mean that is a legendary, historical baseball stadium.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes, but I'm also just excited. I never thought i'd
ever go to Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I told you in twenty sixteen, if you pull the tapes,
Cincinnati's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
No, it is. I like Cincinnati a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I'm backing the town.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I liked it a lot, and it was still really
beat up like it was. It was hardcore rust of
the rust Belt at that point, and I did I
liked it. I liked it there a lot. So I'm excited.
I'm excited to see Great American Ballpark. Oh my beer question. Yes,
so even though obviously Cincinnati home is home of America's Octoberfest,
it's one of the largest October fests in the entire
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country or in the entire world.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Excuse me, right, do you have to drink like German beer? Though?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
For Octoberfest, that's a lot of what is on tap
now you're getting it from the German breweries.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Sam Adams is a big sponsor, But all the local
independent breweries are on site too, right, there's like thirty
breweries that are there.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, no, no, But does it have to be like,
for example.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Do I think every variety will be like a pilsner
or a lagger?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's what I'm asking, Like, can I get a pumpkin beer?
You probably could do that because it right fall No, No,
But is somebody gonna make fun of me for it?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Is somebody gonna go like, oh, come on, loser. I
don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Like if you go if you go to Octoberfest in Munich, yeah,
is I mean, granted you're in Germany, But is it
all like Laggers and Pilsners and that's it? Or do
they have other variations you could get?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Would like I like a pill if it was not
just a German beer in Germany? Oh, I bet there's
other kindscause, but the German beer is so good. When
I bought all of it for basht in Berlin, I
was like, damn, why don't I head to this side
of the freezer the refrigerator section of the grocery store
more often? This stuff is delicious.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And I can't remember, But when when? When I moved
my kid into Oxford. There's a there's a there's a
local Cincinnati brewery that was being their beer was being
sold at at Miami the And I can't remember the
name of the brewery.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I'll see it. I'll know it if I see it.
It was fantastic.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
But that's the thing too, though, German variety is so encompassing.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Other than Saint Paulie's Girl, Can you even name a
German beer?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You can get a wheat beer, you can get a culse,
you can get like we mentioned, pilsner.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I don't know if I like kulsh I don't know
if I like wheat beer. Get a bach like there's
so bock is brown?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Right?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
There?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Isn't it dark?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah? And they get a double box.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah. Now we're talking.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
But you'll find something.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I am chicken dancing with a bock in my hand.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I don't know, but Jaegermeister is the official shot of
Zincinnati and the NHL.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Plenty of food too, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, I mean, you know I'm getting schnitzel.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You know I'm getting something named versed absolutely, so I
don't have to just drink though, Like if I see
something like if I see a local brewery, but they
did a beer four Zinzinnati. I can get that, Like,
I don't have to just drink Saint Pauli's Girl or Heineken.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, no, the list again. Sam Adams is the official beer.
They really, But I guess more Sam Adams is brood
in Cincinnati than in Boston.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's what I.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Read, More Sam Adams is brewed in Cincinnati than in Boston.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
But the city's history with German beer and all of
the immigrants who then started up these underground sellers four
stories five stories deep. I mean, you could take tours
of these things. They're huge attractions, and that is a
history that wants to be acknowledged and celebrated this weekend. Okay,
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the but you can still you can get a heffaizin
the I like a little citrus in your.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, no, I do, I do the what you call
it beer? The but I'm not drinking anything but beer.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah no, right, I mean yager but.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
The well, yeah, but I mean that's fine. They are
the official shot of the NHL. The oh where is that?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I think Christian? Did you bring that for Diane? Diane
for you to wear. It's a it's an official Sam Adams.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, don't put it on. Let me see, let me see.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, that's an Alpin hat. Correct the Yes, it's it's
it's like a a costume.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
No, okay, you got to take your headphones off. Oh
you look like Dudley do right.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's not a mounty hat.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh that looks good on you. I'm sure it does.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No, no, no, I'm being serious. Oh, yes, you need
Oh now you need the Imus headphones. Doesn't that show?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Kristen? Doesn't that look good? Beautiful?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Did you pick that one out for her?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Specific? For yourself? On, Kristin, turn yourself on, because I
have a question for you. Don't crush it with that phone.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You think don Imus put headphones on over his cowboy
hats for all those years?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Did you pick that out for Diane guten Morgan? But
you're all stoked up for the for the weekend. I'm
so excited.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh it's gonna be great. Oh I know what I
was going to ask. Why did you take the hat off?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Put it on so I could put my headphones back
on so I could hear her.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh that's a good call. That's a good call.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I can't wait for christ and to yell at Diane
all day?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Where is your Are you gonna fly with it on?
That'll look good, that'll be so cute. See No, don't
you think Diane look nice in that?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yes? Yeah, beautiful beautiful? Are you bringing your your Bavarian
lady outfit?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You know it? It's already packed.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I've brought a steamer as.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well to get out the wrinkles.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Say, oh my god, get over that. That's what I'll
splash the beer on it. That'll weigh it down your line.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Like temperatures will take care of all.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh, I'm going to sweatson a lots and absolutes and
ninety plus degrees. Yeah no, but you're going to be
packed in with eight hundred thousand people, so you'll feel
the breeze.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
All wearing leather.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Now are you?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Are you wearing that to the zoo or just like
when we go there?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Well, I wanted to know what the plans were. Either way,
it will be worn. Right if I need to wear
it to the airport today on the way home and.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You're sitting with you.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
With the disapproving stare.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Will there be stands like you know how well I
shouldn't say, you know how, Chrispin, you know how if
you go to the wall in Israel, they have villain
that you could get on site. Okay, the will they
have like I didn't get later hose in I didn't
get any of that. But will there be stands where
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you could just kind of get like.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Like by on site, like a shirt that looks like
you're wearing.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
They posted Areka video of day one yesterday. There are
so many vendors, which is good news because.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Wait, wait, so many clothing vendors. You know I'm getting the.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Because I bought letter Hosen.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Leader hose.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
No, it's leathers.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Oh, because that's leather.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
That's it means leather pants.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh does it really?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I always saw it was Leader Hosen.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
So this is this is legit stuff too, and I
tried it on last night. I have the shirt, I
have the socks, but I don't have I don't have
a hat like Diana. You go, no, no, no, no,
what is the hat? I want the one that kind
of looks like a wizard's hat, not a sleeve of wizard.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Right, No, that's what your shirt's pointy one? Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Or no? I'm thinking of whatever that game was on
the prices right where the guy used to climb the
mountain with the big feather out hanging off it.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, but they sell them to the felt a wizard's hat.
Have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Or like, how much did you spend on that? Like
those pants?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I spend enough that Lindsay was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (09:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, but those pants look legit.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
It's the closest I've come uncomfortable to being a hockey player.
You gotta feel these so oh those are your breezers. Yeah,
it's kind of like that with the suspenders everything.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I'll ask Thomas Fleischmann or only Colezigg. Those are the
only two Germans I can think of.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I went I wanted, just like with my iPhone, I
went white instead of like a brown or dark green rider.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
When they scent it, it almost comes up, it's almost.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Like it's gray, does it hid?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I told Lindsay, I was like, I could probably wear
these and cover the suspenders and no one knows I
was wearing lettherhouses And she said, I don't think.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That's an odd pair of shorts to show up somewhere
in I feel.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Like Dustin would wear something like you would absolutely.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Except roll them up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
She thought. She thought that the back of it, and
you see with this tie here looks too much like
a butt crack.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
sEH because of the little leather piping.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
But here's my question, because I've never worn leather house
in before.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Right, is it front plate? Yes, that's what I'm asking.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Is it designed so that you're discouraged as a German
and save farmer uh to drink as much as you
want to drink? Because this, and this is why I
tried it on first and foremost last night was to
practice peeing in it. Because this flap that comes down
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right is a little bit longer than my penis. It's
gonna get wet.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Is the inside a funnel to go into?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
And then you have to button this?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's ridiculous, No, no, but I'm being serious. I wonder
if back in the day these are old timey. I
wonder if back in the day, like they didn't have
modern toilets in urinals. So I wonder if back in
the day this flap you folded and a funnel so
it would funnel into like a jug or something.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I don't know, but I am very nervous about the
situation with the port and I don't want to ruin
my truck. Then outfit do I the that's it's traditional.
Do you clean that well?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I hope I did you just piss on it? I hope.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I'm not having to wear this again soon, but yeah,
this is gonna look and the.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Whole wow, wait what is the shirt? Is it like
the Seinfeld fluff puffy shirt.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I went with a checked pattern to kind of play
off of the Bavarian flag.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Or the other option is to wear them like my
kid does volunteer overalls and that's with nothing underneath.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
The guy who they rolled out for the first Steinhost
competition last night bigs and tits and had had no
shirt on, but he was like a muscle like strong man.
So any thought of taking my shirt off like we're
in Jacksonville is not going to happen.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
But oh it's Fats and Elliotson.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
But I was trying on different hats last night, right,
and I was like, I'll just wear a bucket hat.
And you put your bucket hat on with letterhosen, you
look feel stupid, you look like you're going fly fishing.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
It totally kills the vibe.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
And then then I tried on all my sunglasses, like
which one looks good? I don't want to look silly.
And Lind's like, you're wearing leather hosing. My whole family
now pronounces it that way, So what But what are
you doing for shoes? I'm wearing because I have on
long socks right that are a little off white too. Wait,
like they're not long enough. You're supposed to go right
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under your knee with sometimes like a little tiny ribbon
off the side. Uh, they're just those three ones we
got from Roots a couple of years ago. But I
don't own I wanted brown shoes, and I don't own
any except for dress shoes.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So I'm wearing bress shirt. But I know what I'm wearing,
Elliott the Morning T shirt.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
That's your trockedin outfit.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It is a it's an old school one. So there
is some trocked in two ways. So you do need
to visit a vendors.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
They have Octoberfest merch too.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh yeah, like I'll get it a ton of cool shirt. No,
you know what I'll get.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I'll get it'll be like it'll be like like a
tuxedo T shirt, but it'll be profn.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Or what however I'm supposed to say it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Also, I did put something else that I want to
do that maybe a little bit dorky at the celebration
no in Cincinnati. In Cincinnati, do you guys want to
go to WKRQ.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Where is that like in relation to where we're going
to be?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I don't know where the studios are, but it's where
WKRP came from.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Didn't they just have an anniversary?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Who's that WKRP? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
That one the Okay, that's fiction. That's a take V
show with doctor Johnny Fever the no. But the real
radio station. Should we go take our picture there?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Well?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Part town is that I don't know. I haven't even
looked it up because I'm wearing a letter hunt but
I'm pretty sure if I just put on a big
shirt over the suspenders, you won't be able to tell.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I just think these are regular shorts.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
But I am gonna have a wizard's hat on the
official Cincinnati October fests.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Let me line too, Hi, Elliet of the morning, Good morning, Yeah, Hi,
who's this?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
My name's Chris. Some'm called from Centerville. Yeah, guys, fired
up about the Queen City?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
The uh dude?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh, by the way, by the way, you know who
else you know who else is going to be, who's
going to be and who was already in Cincinnati for
the weekend. And if I run into them, mark it down,
I'm smoking with her. There is a massive LPG eight
tour stop in Cincinnati right now. If I run into
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Charlie Hall, I'm smoking with her. But yeah, they're there anyway, Yes, sir,
I am looking forward to coming to the Queen City.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Hey, I know you guys got a lot on your
dance card, but I was going to give you an
inside baseball food recommendation.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
If you want give it to me, give it to me.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Greaters Skyline, okay, in the Venus Skyline, So you guys
know about Skyline. The two main chili families in Cincinnati
are Skyline and gold Star. They've got locations all throughout
the city. But there's one that is the favorite of
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most lifetime Cincinnatians, and that's a place called Camp Washington Chili.
And it's only got one location in Camp Washington. It's
been there since nineteen forty seven. And when I lived
there in the nineties, it was not the greatest neighborhood
and it had the distinction of never ever ever being
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knocked over or robbed because everybody just loved the chili
so much that they didn't want anything bad to happen
to the business.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Dude, that's awesome. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool camp.
All right, I got Washington Chili. I got it.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Thank you, my friend, Thank you, sir. That's a good recommendation.
I want to go to the greaters on the Square?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Are the Franklin Is the Franklin Square?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I got to go to
that one.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
So you have a little bit of a working knowledge
of the city. For the rest of us not at all.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, follow eight one hundred thousand people to the ballpark
and we're gonna dance.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It's gonna be so I want people to follow Tyler go.
He followed the guy in later hose, and he knows
what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
You guys are gonna feel like sore thumbs because you're
poor sports. They said, I swear to God. In the
thank you note that was sent with my letter, hosen, uh,
it said thank you note from who from the maker?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Oh? Really? Oh you had that? That's customer. We sold
one the.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
First of all. I hope that this is not being
streamed in Ohio because they will be on site. But
the letter, which was not handwritten, it was printed so
sent out with all of their product right. It said,
whether you're going I'm not making this up, whether you're
going to Sense and Addie or Munich, Welcome to the family.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Oh that's nice. And then and what else did it say?
Diane p s we sold one.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
When you when you hang it up like that, you
get the full treatment.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Wait till I have it on. And Kristen, yours is
not a customer. Yours is actual Trocton Trocten. Okay, Kristen,
don't know what that means? Spirit Halloween?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
You should get.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Elliots should get Oh you know.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Like those blow up wins. It looks like you're on
the back of something, but you're just standing riding a horse.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Or a dinosaur. Hey, real, real quick?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, the the tylers is traditional.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
What is what is the word I'm looking for? What
is the German word for traditional? Acentic? That's better than
me Fisher for Trocton.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Do we have time to go to a spirit Halloween? Diane?
Should Elliott get this?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Hold on, it's their October fest adult man costa and
that's it looks like you on the shoulders of another
Bavarian man. Yes, not a beauty, but a man, a
brute to Bavarian brute.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Kind of trollish.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
The can we not say that kind of stuff around
the makers of my outfits?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's autentic. That's pretty good. By the way, if a
vendor's selling that, I'll put it on. I'll be good
to go.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Don't make promises you're not willing to keep the no
that I'll.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Put on right over my Elliott in Zen Mourning t shirt.
All right, so we are going. I will write the
general manager back and let them know if we're going
to w k r Q. You wanted a tour the well,
if I'm taking it picture, I want to do it
in the studio. Oh where doctor Johnny Fever was the
Diane looks thrilled.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh she's got nips and ups in Turks and Dunson.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
All right, but obviously we'll uh, we'll, we'll post, we'll
keep up with everything as the weekend goes along. And
I should say thank you to everybody who's given us
some suggestions.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Am I going to line one real quick?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah? Hi, who's this? Hey?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Jam again?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
You know you might see Brandon there, Brandon the Horse.
Oh oh, were the Clydesdale's going.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
There? You don't think they're gonna bring the whole outfit out.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
There, you know what. That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
And you know Budweiser is gonna be there. Of course
they're gonna be there.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Dude, Well, they're gonna have the whole thing with the
with the Dalmatian and everything.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh hey, look up? Will you look up? Under entertainment?
Are the claber Heads playing the claber Heads? Hey, dude,
that's a great call. Dave is our guy that we
got to track down the Claberheads. Somebody sent me a
note and said that they have a a is it
a friend or a family friend that is in a
band that plays every year in for Octoberfest for Cincinnati,
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and they're called the claber Heads.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Saturday night they have a four hour set, four hours, like.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
A four hour You leave now, all right? P John,
that's a trocton.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Uh wait, so what time is there?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Set starts at seven Saturday night?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Damn? Oh you know what. I Am not leaving till
eleven oh one. Good new buzzin'
I feel like lost in all this is getting to
see Fiona. Like, getting to see Fiona is gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
They talked about that quite a bit. Yeah I know,
but like like now it's becoming real.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Because they're seeing Fiona, we're seeing Rico, We're seeing the gorillas.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Rico is the is the porcupine who eats corn on
the cob And then yeah, we're going we are going
to see the gorillas. But really, for one reason to
mock them?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Short d to their faces between a big thick glass wall.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Can't find a wall thick enough for what I'm gonna say?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, oh so a couple of things. So yes, we
will be there for the world record breaking they said,
They said eight hundred thousand. The weather's supposed to beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's the first time at this location, at the Sawyer
Point in Yateman's Cove.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Which is down by the which is down by Great
American Ballpark, which I've walked by once and I think,
didn't what didn't I realize it was twenty sixteen the
last time I was in Kansas City, Kansas City, Cincinnati,
and I had my family with me, so it wasn't
the same different. Oh, this will be a thousand times different,
(01:17):
not better different, no better the no. But like, but
you like baseball, you should be excited to see Great
American Ballpark. I mean that is a legendary, historical baseball stadium.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes, but I'm also just excited. I never thought i'd
ever go to Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I told you in twenty sixteen, if you pull the tapes,
Cincinnati's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
No, it is. I like Cincinnati a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I'm backing the town.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I liked it a lot, and it was still really
beat up like it was. It was hardcore rust of
the rust Belt at that point, and I did I
liked it. I liked it there a lot. So I'm excited.
I'm excited to see Great American Ballpark. Oh my beer question. Yes,
so even though obviously Cincinnati home is home of America's Octoberfest,
it's one of the largest October fests in the entire
(02:06):
country or in the entire world.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Excuse me, right, do you have to drink like German beer? Though?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
For Octoberfest, that's a lot of what is on tap
now you're getting it from the German breweries.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Sam Adams is a big sponsor, But all the local
independent breweries are on site too, right, there's like thirty
breweries that are there.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, no, no, But does it have to be like,
for example.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Do I think every variety will be like a pilsner
or a lagger?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's what I'm asking, Like, can I get a pumpkin beer?
You probably could do that because it right fall No, No,
But is somebody gonna make fun of me for it?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Is somebody gonna go like, oh, come on, loser. I
don't think so.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Like if you go if you go to Octoberfest in Munich, yeah,
is I mean, granted you're in Germany, But is it
all like Laggers and Pilsners and that's it? Or do
they have other variations you could get?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Would like I like a pill if it was not
just a German beer in Germany? Oh, I bet there's
other kindscause, but the German beer is so good. When
I bought all of it for basht in Berlin, I
was like, damn, why don't I head to this side
of the freezer the refrigerator section of the grocery store
more often? This stuff is delicious.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And I can't remember, But when when? When I moved
my kid into Oxford. There's a there's a there's a
local Cincinnati brewery that was being their beer was being
sold at at Miami the And I can't remember the
name of the brewery.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I'll see it. I'll know it if I see it.
It was fantastic.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
But that's the thing too, though, German variety is so encompassing.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Other than Saint Paulie's Girl, Can you even name a
German beer?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
You can get a wheat beer, you can get a culse,
you can get like we mentioned, pilsner.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I don't know if I like kulsh I don't know
if I like wheat beer. Get a bach like there's
so bock is brown?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Right?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
There?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Isn't it dark?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah? And they get a double box.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah. Now we're talking.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
But you'll find something.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I am chicken dancing with a bock in my hand.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I don't know, but Jaegermeister is the official shot of
Zincinnati and the NHL.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Plenty of food too, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, I mean, you know I'm getting schnitzel.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You know I'm getting something named versed absolutely, so I
don't have to just drink though, Like if I see
something like if I see a local brewery, but they
did a beer four Zinzinnati. I can get that, Like,
I don't have to just drink Saint Pauli's Girl or Heineken.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, no, the list again. Sam Adams is the official beer.
They really, But I guess more Sam Adams is brood
in Cincinnati than in Boston.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's what I.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Read, More Sam Adams is brewed in Cincinnati than in Boston.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
But the city's history with German beer and all of
the immigrants who then started up these underground sellers four
stories five stories deep. I mean, you could take tours
of these things. They're huge attractions, and that is a
history that wants to be acknowledged and celebrated this weekend. Okay,
(05:14):
the but you can still you can get a heffaizin
the I like a little citrus in your.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, no, I do, I do the what you call
it beer? The but I'm not drinking anything but beer.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah no, right, I mean yager but.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
The well, yeah, but I mean that's fine. They are
the official shot of the NHL. The oh where is that?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I think Christian? Did you bring that for Diane? Diane
for you to wear. It's a it's an official Sam Adams.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, don't put it on. Let me see, let me see.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, that's an Alpin hat. Correct the Yes, it's it's
it's like a a costume.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
No, okay, you got to take your headphones off. Oh
you look like Dudley do right.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's not a mounty hat.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh that looks good on you. I'm sure it does.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No, no, no, I'm being serious. Oh, yes, you need
Oh now you need the Imus headphones. Doesn't that show?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Kristen? Doesn't that look good? Beautiful?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Did you pick that one out for her?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Specific? For yourself? On, Kristin, turn yourself on, because I
have a question for you. Don't crush it with that phone.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You think don Imus put headphones on over his cowboy
hats for all those years?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Did you pick that out for Diane guten Morgan? But
you're all stoked up for the for the weekend. I'm
so excited.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh it's gonna be great. Oh I know what I
was going to ask. Why did you take the hat off?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Put it on so I could put my headphones back
on so I could hear her.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh that's a good call. That's a good call.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I can't wait for christ and to yell at Diane
all day?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Where is your Are you gonna fly with it on?
That'll look good, that'll be so cute. See No, don't
you think Diane look nice in that?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yes? Yeah, beautiful beautiful? Are you bringing your your Bavarian
lady outfit?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You know it? It's already packed.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I've brought a steamer as.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well to get out the wrinkles.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Say, oh my god, get over that. That's what I'll
splash the beer on it. That'll weigh it down your line.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Like temperatures will take care of all.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh, I'm going to sweatson a lots and absolutes and
ninety plus degrees. Yeah no, but you're going to be
packed in with eight hundred thousand people, so you'll feel
the breeze.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
All wearing leather.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Now are you?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Are you wearing that to the zoo or just like
when we go there?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Well, I wanted to know what the plans were. Either way,
it will be worn. Right if I need to wear
it to the airport today on the way home and.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You're sitting with you.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
With the disapproving stare.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Will there be stands like you know how well I
shouldn't say, you know how, Chrispin, you know how if
you go to the wall in Israel, they have villain
that you could get on site. Okay, the will they
have like I didn't get later hose in I didn't
get any of that. But will there be stands where
(08:28):
you could just kind of get like.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Like by on site, like a shirt that looks like
you're wearing.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
They posted Areka video of day one yesterday. There are
so many vendors, which is good news because.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Wait, wait, so many clothing vendors. You know I'm getting the.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Because I bought letter Hosen.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Leader hose.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
No, it's leathers.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Oh, because that's leather.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
That's it means leather pants.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh does it really?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I always saw it was Leader Hosen.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
So this is this is legit stuff too, and I
tried it on last night. I have the shirt, I
have the socks, but I don't have I don't have
a hat like Diana. You go, no, no, no, no,
what is the hat? I want the one that kind
of looks like a wizard's hat, not a sleeve of wizard.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Right, No, that's what your shirt's pointy one? Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Or no? I'm thinking of whatever that game was on
the prices right where the guy used to climb the
mountain with the big feather out hanging off it.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, but they sell them to the felt a wizard's hat.
Have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Or like, how much did you spend on that? Like
those pants?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I spend enough that Lindsay was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (09:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, but those pants look legit.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
It's the closest I've come uncomfortable to being a hockey player.
You gotta feel these so oh those are your breezers. Yeah,
it's kind of like that with the suspenders everything.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I'll ask Thomas Fleischmann or only Colezigg. Those are the
only two Germans I can think of.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I went I wanted, just like with my iPhone, I
went white instead of like a brown or dark green rider.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
When they scent it, it almost comes up, it's almost.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Like it's gray, does it hid?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I told Lindsay, I was like, I could probably wear
these and cover the suspenders and no one knows I
was wearing lettherhouses And she said, I don't think.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
That's an odd pair of shorts to show up somewhere
in I feel.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Like Dustin would wear something like you would absolutely.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Except roll them up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
She thought. She thought that the back of it, and
you see with this tie here looks too much like
a butt crack.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
sEH because of the little leather piping.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
But here's my question, because I've never worn leather house
in before.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Right, is it front plate? Yes, that's what I'm asking.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Is it designed so that you're discouraged as a German
and save farmer uh to drink as much as you
want to drink? Because this, and this is why I
tried it on first and foremost last night was to
practice peeing in it. Because this flap that comes down
(11:15):
right is a little bit longer than my penis. It's
gonna get wet.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Is the inside a funnel to go into?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
And then you have to button this?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's ridiculous, No, no, but I'm being serious. I wonder
if back in the day these are old timey. I
wonder if back in the day, like they didn't have
modern toilets in urinals. So I wonder if back in
the day this flap you folded and a funnel so
it would funnel into like a jug or something.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I don't know, but I am very nervous about the
situation with the port and I don't want to ruin
my truck. Then outfit do I the that's it's traditional.
Do you clean that well?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I hope I did you just piss on it? I hope.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I'm not having to wear this again soon, but yeah,
this is gonna look and the.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Whole wow, wait what is the shirt? Is it like
the Seinfeld fluff puffy shirt.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I went with a checked pattern to kind of play
off of the Bavarian flag.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Or the other option is to wear them like my
kid does volunteer overalls and that's with nothing underneath.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
The guy who they rolled out for the first Steinhost
competition last night bigs and tits and had had no
shirt on, but he was like a muscle like strong man.
So any thought of taking my shirt off like we're
in Jacksonville is not going to happen.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
But oh it's Fats and Elliotson.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
But I was trying on different hats last night, right,
and I was like, I'll just wear a bucket hat.
And you put your bucket hat on with letterhosen, you
look feel stupid, you look like you're going fly fishing.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
It totally kills the vibe.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
And then then I tried on all my sunglasses, like
which one looks good? I don't want to look silly.
And Lind's like, you're wearing leather hosing. My whole family
now pronounces it that way, So what But what are
you doing for shoes? I'm wearing because I have on
long socks right that are a little off white too. Wait,
like they're not long enough. You're supposed to go right
(13:27):
under your knee with sometimes like a little tiny ribbon
off the side. Uh, they're just those three ones we
got from Roots a couple of years ago. But I
don't own I wanted brown shoes, and I don't own
any except for dress shoes.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So I'm wearing bress shirt. But I know what I'm wearing,
Elliott the Morning T shirt.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
That's your trockedin outfit.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It is a it's an old school one. So there
is some trocked in two ways. So you do need
to visit a vendors.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
They have Octoberfest merch too.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh yeah, like I'll get it a ton of cool shirt. No,
you know what I'll get.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I'll get it'll be like it'll be like like a
tuxedo T shirt, but it'll be profn.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Or what however I'm supposed to say it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Also, I did put something else that I want to
do that maybe a little bit dorky at the celebration
no in Cincinnati. In Cincinnati, do you guys want to
go to WKRQ.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Where is that like in relation to where we're going
to be?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I don't know where the studios are, but it's where
WKRP came from.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Didn't they just have an anniversary?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Who's that WKRP? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
That one the Okay, that's fiction. That's a take V
show with doctor Johnny Fever the no. But the real
radio station. Should we go take our picture there?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Well?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Part town is that I don't know. I haven't even
looked it up because I'm wearing a letter hunt but
I'm pretty sure if I just put on a big
shirt over the suspenders, you won't be able to tell.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I just think these are regular shorts.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
But I am gonna have a wizard's hat on the
official Cincinnati October fests.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Let me line too, Hi, Elliet of the morning, Good morning, Yeah, Hi,
who's this?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
My name's Chris. Some'm called from Centerville. Yeah, guys, fired
up about the Queen City?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
The uh dude?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh, by the way, by the way, you know who
else you know who else is going to be, who's
going to be and who was already in Cincinnati for
the weekend. And if I run into them, mark it down,
I'm smoking with her. There is a massive LPG eight
tour stop in Cincinnati right now. If I run into
(15:36):
Charlie Hall, I'm smoking with her. But yeah, they're there anyway, Yes, sir,
I am looking forward to coming to the Queen City.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Hey, I know you guys got a lot on your
dance card, but I was going to give you an
inside baseball food recommendation.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
If you want give it to me, give it to me.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Greaters Skyline, okay, in the Venus Skyline, So you guys
know about Skyline. The two main chili families in Cincinnati
are Skyline and gold Star. They've got locations all throughout
the city. But there's one that is the favorite of
(16:14):
most lifetime Cincinnatians, and that's a place called Camp Washington Chili.
And it's only got one location in Camp Washington. It's
been there since nineteen forty seven. And when I lived
there in the nineties, it was not the greatest neighborhood
and it had the distinction of never ever ever being
(16:35):
knocked over or robbed because everybody just loved the chili
so much that they didn't want anything bad to happen
to the business.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Dude, that's awesome. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool camp.
All right, I got Washington Chili. I got it.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Thank you, my friend, Thank you, sir. That's a good recommendation.
I want to go to the greaters on the Square?
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Are the Franklin Is the Franklin Square?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I got to go to
that one.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
So you have a little bit of a working knowledge
of the city. For the rest of us not at all.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, follow eight one hundred thousand people to the ballpark
and we're gonna dance.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It's gonna be so I want people to follow Tyler go.
He followed the guy in later hose, and he knows
what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
You guys are gonna feel like sore thumbs because you're
poor sports. They said, I swear to God. In the
thank you note that was sent with my letter, hosen, uh,
it said thank you note from who from the maker?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Oh? Really? Oh you had that? That's customer. We sold
one the.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
First of all. I hope that this is not being
streamed in Ohio because they will be on site. But
the letter, which was not handwritten, it was printed so
sent out with all of their product right. It said,
whether you're going I'm not making this up, whether you're
going to Sense and Addie or Munich, Welcome to the family.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Oh that's nice. And then and what else did it say?
Diane p s we sold one.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
When you when you hang it up like that, you
get the full treatment.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Wait till I have it on. And Kristen, yours is
not a customer. Yours is actual Trocton Trocten. Okay, Kristen,
don't know what that means? Spirit Halloween?
Speaker 4 (18:31):
You should get.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Elliots should get Oh you know.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Like those blow up wins. It looks like you're on
the back of something, but you're just standing riding a horse.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Or a dinosaur. Hey, real, real quick?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, the the tylers is traditional.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
What is what is the word I'm looking for? What
is the German word for traditional? Acentic? That's better than
me Fisher for Trocton.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Do we have time to go to a spirit Halloween? Diane?
Should Elliott get this?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Hold on, it's their October fest adult man costa and
that's it looks like you on the shoulders of another
Bavarian man. Yes, not a beauty, but a man, a
brute to Bavarian brute.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Kind of trollish.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
The can we not say that kind of stuff around
the makers of my outfits?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's autentic. That's pretty good. By the way, if a
vendor's selling that, I'll put it on. I'll be good
to go.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Don't make promises you're not willing to keep the no
that I'll.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Put on right over my Elliott in Zen Mourning t shirt.
All right, so we are going. I will write the
general manager back and let them know if we're going
to w k r Q. You wanted a tour the well,
if I'm taking it picture, I want to do it
in the studio. Oh where doctor Johnny Fever was the
Diane looks thrilled.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh she's got nips and ups in Turks and Dunson.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
All right, but obviously we'll uh, we'll, we'll post, we'll
keep up with everything as the weekend goes along. And
I should say thank you to everybody who's given us
some suggestions.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Am I going to line one real quick?
Speaker 5 (20:23):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Hey is this me?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah? Hi, who's this? Hey?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Jam again?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
You know you might see Brandon there, Brandon the Horse.
Oh oh, were the Clydesdale's going.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
There? You don't think they're gonna bring the whole outfit out.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
There, you know what. That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
And you know Budweiser is gonna be there. Of course
they're gonna be there.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Dude, Well, they're gonna have the whole thing with the
with the Dalmatian and everything.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh hey, look up? Will you look up? Under entertainment?
Are the claber Heads playing the claber Heads? Hey, dude,
that's a great call. Dave is our guy that we
got to track down the Claberheads. Somebody sent me a
note and said that they have a a is it
a friend or a family friend that is in a
band that plays every year in for Octoberfest for Cincinnati,
(21:20):
and they're called the claber Heads.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Saturday night they have a four hour set, four hours, like.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
A four hour You leave now, all right? P John,
that's a trocton.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Uh wait, so what time is there?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Set starts at seven Saturday night?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Damn? Oh you know what. I Am not leaving till
eleven oh one. Good new buzzin'
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