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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I didn't leave the house.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The how did you not leave the house? Fantastic night?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
No, I once the gym came home. It was come
from like two.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Are you serious? Oh, everybody was out last night. It
was like a memo went out that everybody should go out.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
In the rain and humidity.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, well the humidity. I mean, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Well, it'd be weird how late it is in September
and it feels like this.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It was seventy two on the way in today based
on the little thing on the on the mirror. The
but I didn't have rain on the way in today
like that that's pouring. Yeah, no, it was bad. The
I couldn't go out on my balcony. But yeah no,
well yeah, I mean these are the struggles the but
yeah no it was rain and bed on the way in.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No problems.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Terrible week in terms of weather. And the weekend is
going to be awful too.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Wait is it raining all weekend?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh is it really? Oh that sucks because I got
to go out again tonight. The uh no, well I
do tonight. Last night I just went for sushi, but
the restaurant was packed, Diane packed. But I got home
I did get home in time to watch the Caps game.
Caps were good last night. You know the line that
looks good is the what you call it? Dylan Strom
(01:05):
will be on with us tomorrow. He popped two in
last night.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I like. I liked his line with Ovechkin and man Chapone.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
The that fourth line though, with with Nick Dowd and
do Ham. He popped two in yesterday also and h
Tyler Radish.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I like them. So it's come together nicely. You know who.
I don't know if he's gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
What do you mean, like last with the team.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know that Vron is gonna make it.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I don't know that he did enough last night to
secure himself a spot.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It's too bad. I mean he's still fast, but yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Don't know if. I don't know if he's gonna uh,
if he's gonna make it. No, But tonight, tonight I
have to go out. Tonight is no, no, no, no
tonight I do, although I am a little embarrassed about tonight.
The tonight is the Hope Awards for the National Center
for Missing and Exploited Children, So that I have to
go to, Like, that'll be awesome. Well, that's a weird
thing to say. It'll be uh, it'll be tear filled
(02:01):
but awesome. I love the event, but my hair is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Why aren't you stopping and get a quick haircut?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I can't my skin. You know, I tried. I tried
to get a haircut this week. Earliest my guy can
get me in is over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Go to haircutter.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
No, no, I can't do that to Josh. Not Josh
down the hall. That's sort of a bit.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Ain't touching my head the uh no, no no, say hey,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I needed to get my haircut for this event.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
My boy Josh will lose his mind. Who cares?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Min It sounds like he can lose you as a
client and be okay.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
He's been cutting here since he was as he's my
guy that was cutting here in the dorms at Uva.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Is this the weird guy you have to book over Instagram?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah yeah, and then you pay him by venmo. Yeah
it's awesome, but yeah, no that I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I go to my same woman for color, but the
regular haircuts, I just I don't even make an appointment
as pop you.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Don't have relationships like I do the I used to.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But he left town, so I've just Josh didn't gone
to haircutting.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Now, Josh didn't leave town, and I have no problem
with haircutting. But Josh has been cutting hair so literally,
he paid his way through college, came out of business
school at u V.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
The you you like, veering from his schedule one time
is not going to be a big deal.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You don't understand, Diane, You don't. You don't understand the
value of the relationship.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Oh, your friends doesn't sound like it can't get to
him before massive is a huge event. It is to
wear a shaven Yes, you know what is the worst,
and I trust me. I've been there. You saw me
during the pandemic boom, freshly shaven but no haircut.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, it's horrible.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's horrible and my hair is disgusting right now, Like
it's really bad. I can't keep it out of my eyes.
It's all over the place. It's just it's stringy, like
there's not a wash it. But it's horrible.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Have you washed it since it was laying on the
back of airplane seats?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
No, I haven't washed my hair since Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's Thursday. We got back Sunday.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
The Yeah, I did wash my hair, you know what,
because they have that.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You showered after we were all sweaty on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well, I took. I took two showers. No, I took
two showers most days in Cincinnati after we flew back.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
No, I haven't wasowered and washed your hair.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I have showered every day.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I showered Sunday morning in Cincinnati, and I used the
wall mounted so shower shampoo that was right next to
the vagina tile that was in the shower. So I
washed my hair then and it was like that was
good smelling shampoo.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, that was nice.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I like that brand.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
The I'd never heard of it. I don't even know
what the brand is. Mollinen gets never heard of it, Yeah,
never heard of it, but I used to.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
They have you washed your hair?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Since flying No, I haven't washed my hair since I
woke up Sunday morning in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh that's greasy.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
The yeah, but I.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
But I wet it every day and I run my fingers.
I'll wash it today. I watch it because I don't
want to smell.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Say again, the other people's grease.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
The people I didn't have my head on the seat.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You never touched your hair against the leather.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh yeah, I definitely did. But my seat wasn't like
greasy when I sat down.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Okay, it was what I was.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
When you got up, I turned around and watched you
were walking down the aisle, like who.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Sat there before?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The Yeah no, But I'll wash my hair tonight, like
I'll look nice for tonight.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I'll put a suit up. My hair looked disgusting, but
I'll put a I'll put a.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Suit on, a wrinkle free suit available.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I haven't tried a suit on. Well, I couldn't last night.
I was out.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
The the If I didn't have sushi last night, there
was a good chance I would die. So I had
to go. I had to go for sushi last night.
The uh no, no, no, But I know I haven't tried
a suit on.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Oh, you don't know how the fit is. You don't
know if.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It hasn't is it?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Do you have a clean one? Do you know that
you have one that's at least in the plastic from
the cleaners.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's a Now I don't know. I do know this.
I have them worn a suit. Is this an accurate statement?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I haven't worn a suit since the Hope Awards last year.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
What about Kristen's wedding? What was that October?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
What came first October?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No? I know, I know, but I think the Hope
Awards were in October last year. Were they in September?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Oh, same suit, same suit. And the good news is
I've lost wait since last year. Like last year, that
is good news.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
When it comes to clothing, it could be looking like
you're wearing your dad's suit.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
The Yambero Solano am.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
No, I feel good. By the way, I thought they
were gonna w I have w D forty. I thought
they were going to w D four.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You brought your own in?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
No, the engineers brought it in yesterday. Do you not
hear this?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Did you see the update?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
No? What was the update put in the ticket? The
NOD forties right here?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yes, they could not well this is going to sound
like maybe you didn't love his weight. They couldn't recreate
the sound.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
So when somebody else sat in that chair and they
were trying to make the noise.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
By the way, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
This right now, I weigh less than Dustin Matthews. That
that's one hundred percent true. One hundred percent true, he's
gained weight.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Look at him. No, that don't mean that in the
mean way.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Oh I just took it that way. No, no, that
line on someone today, Hey, you've gained weight.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, no, no, no, no, that's not mean No, it's
not No, Dustin will tell you he's put on weight.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
The No.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
No, I wait, I definitely weigh less than Dustin Matthews
one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Look at Diane, I don't knowe taller than you?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, so what he's taller and thicker, Kristen.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Did you see the look on christ Do you think
I wait more than Dustin?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
No way?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Uh uh spent time I'm in the chair and couldn't
get it to squeak like Elliott this morning.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I weigh less than Dustin and I definitely I mean
this with no disrespect. I definitely weigh less than Matt Owl.
It was not Matt Oh, it wasn't Who was it?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Dan?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Dann made weigh less than me?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
He Dan's a goddamn string being like Dan needs to
eat the sushi the yeah, no, every night. No, but
I definitely weigh less than Uh, I'll weigh I'll have
way off with him today.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
But I will and I will scot myself and first.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Then I'll jump out of a window.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
No, but like going back to the Hoope Awards. I've
lost eighteen pounds since last year.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I know, But you didn't mention that plateau. Yeah I have,
but that's fine. I'm comfortable with where I am because
I know I weigh less than Dustin. Absolutely no, he.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Was trying to catch me going the other way.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
It's not me, but I like Dustin. Your share is
still making those Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I don't know how to fix that though, did they even?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I don't know why they could not get that sound?
But replicated they brought in the I.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Know, but if they couldn't replicate the sound.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, no, no, no, no, no, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You don't just spray the chair?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
But don't go crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well I'm not gonna go crazy. I don't like the stick.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Use the stick, yeah, because it's because it pinpoints where
it's going.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
It's not air fresh the little straw.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You're not using that straw?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Elliot that use w forty the ground how it stinks?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I love the w D forty.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I love oh, I love the smell of w D forty.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
No, don't do that in the air. Now it's gonna
Now you're greasy do that.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh you don't like how that smells. Oh it smells
like it smells industrial.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Like I'm burg Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Stop spraying the chair.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Why I'm fixing the.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
But it's not going to fix it. You don't know
what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I'm doing what Big Dustin couldn't do.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I was like big Pharma.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
It's Elliott Big.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I can't wait till he gets in today again.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
But he didn't.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
And the last thing you're supposed to do is toss
a can like that, you.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Can explode Diane's face. The last thing you're supposed to
do is light a match around it.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Where's a little straw?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Listen?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
So again, where's the little straw?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It's attached to the side. You ready, listen. It didn't work.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
No, maybe you take a more targeted approach to fixing it.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh, I'm a little lightheaded right now.
I didn't leave the house.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The how did you not leave the house? Fantastic night?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
No, I once the gym came home. It was come
from like two.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Are you serious? Oh, everybody was out last night. It
was like a memo went out that everybody should go out.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
In the rain and humidity.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, well the humidity. I mean, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Well, it'd be weird how late it is in September
and it feels like this.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It was seventy two on the way in today based
on the little thing on the on the mirror. The
but I didn't have rain on the way in today
like that that's pouring. Yeah, no, it was bad. The
I couldn't go out on my balcony. But yeah no,
well yeah, I mean these are the struggles the but
yeah no it was rain and bed on the way in.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
No problems.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Terrible week in terms of weather. And the weekend is
going to be awful too.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Wait is it raining all weekend?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh is it really? Oh that sucks because I got
to go out again tonight. The uh no, well I
do tonight. Last night I just went for sushi, but
the restaurant was packed, Diane packed. But I got home
I did get home in time to watch the Caps game.
Caps were good last night. You know the line that
looks good is the what you call it? Dylan Strom
(01:05):
will be on with us tomorrow. He popped two in
last night.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I like. I liked his line with Ovechkin and man Chapone.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
The that fourth line though, with with Nick Dowd and
do Ham. He popped two in yesterday also and h
Tyler Radish.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I like them. So it's come together nicely. You know who.
I don't know if he's gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
What do you mean, like last with the team.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know that Vron is gonna make it.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I don't know that he did enough last night to
secure himself a spot.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
It's too bad. I mean he's still fast, but yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Don't know if. I don't know if he's gonna uh,
if he's gonna make it. No, But tonight, tonight I
have to go out. Tonight is no, no, no, no
tonight I do, although I am a little embarrassed about tonight.
The tonight is the Hope Awards for the National Center
for Missing and Exploited Children, So that I have to
go to, Like, that'll be awesome. Well, that's a weird
thing to say. It'll be uh, it'll be tear filled
(02:01):
but awesome. I love the event, but my hair is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Why aren't you stopping and get a quick haircut?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I can't my skin. You know, I tried. I tried
to get a haircut this week. Earliest my guy can
get me in is over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Go to haircutter.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
No, no, I can't do that to Josh. Not Josh
down the hall. That's sort of a bit.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Ain't touching my head the uh no, no no, say hey,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I needed to get my haircut for this event.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
My boy Josh will lose his mind. Who cares?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Min It sounds like he can lose you as a
client and be okay.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
He's been cutting here since he was as he's my
guy that was cutting here in the dorms at Uva.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Is this the weird guy you have to book over Instagram?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah yeah, and then you pay him by venmo. Yeah
it's awesome, but yeah, no that I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I go to my same woman for color, but the
regular haircuts, I just I don't even make an appointment
as pop you.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Don't have relationships like I do the I used to.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But he left town, so I've just Josh didn't gone
to haircutting.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Now, Josh didn't leave town, and I have no problem
with haircutting. But Josh has been cutting hair so literally,
he paid his way through college, came out of business
school at u V.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
The you you like, veering from his schedule one time
is not going to be a big deal.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You don't understand, Diane, You don't. You don't understand the
value of the relationship.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Oh, your friends doesn't sound like it can't get to
him before massive is a huge event. It is to
wear a shaven Yes, you know what is the worst,
and I trust me. I've been there. You saw me
during the pandemic boom, freshly shaven but no haircut.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, it's horrible.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's horrible and my hair is disgusting right now, Like
it's really bad. I can't keep it out of my eyes.
It's all over the place. It's just it's stringy, like
there's not a wash it. But it's horrible.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Have you washed it since it was laying on the
back of airplane seats?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
No, I haven't washed my hair since Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's Thursday. We got back Sunday.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
The Yeah, I did wash my hair, you know what,
because they have that.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You showered after we were all sweaty on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Well, I took. I took two showers. No, I took
two showers most days in Cincinnati after we flew back.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
No, I haven't wasowered and washed your hair.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I have showered every day.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I showered Sunday morning in Cincinnati, and I used the
wall mounted so shower shampoo that was right next to
the vagina tile that was in the shower. So I
washed my hair then and it was like that was
good smelling shampoo.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, that was nice.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I like that brand.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
The I'd never heard of it. I don't even know
what the brand is. Mollinen gets never heard of it, Yeah,
never heard of it, but I used to.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
They have you washed your hair?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Since flying No, I haven't washed my hair since I
woke up Sunday morning in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Oh that's greasy.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
The yeah, but I.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
But I wet it every day and I run my fingers.
I'll wash it today. I watch it because I don't
want to smell.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Say again, the other people's grease.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
The people I didn't have my head on the seat.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You never touched your hair against the leather.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh yeah, I definitely did. But my seat wasn't like
greasy when I sat down.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Okay, it was what I was.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
When you got up, I turned around and watched you
were walking down the aisle, like who.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Sat there before?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
The Yeah no, But I'll wash my hair tonight, like
I'll look nice for tonight.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I'll put a suit up. My hair looked disgusting, but
I'll put a I'll put a.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Suit on, a wrinkle free suit available.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I haven't tried a suit on. Well, I couldn't last night.
I was out.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
The the If I didn't have sushi last night, there
was a good chance I would die. So I had
to go. I had to go for sushi last night.
The uh no, no, no, But I know I haven't tried
a suit on.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Oh, you don't know how the fit is. You don't
know if.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It hasn't is it?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Do you have a clean one? Do you know that
you have one that's at least in the plastic from
the cleaners.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's a Now I don't know. I do know this.
I have them worn a suit. Is this an accurate statement?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
I haven't worn a suit since the Hope Awards last year.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
What about Kristen's wedding? What was that October?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
What came first October?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No? I know, I know, but I think the Hope
Awards were in October last year. Were they in September?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Oh, same suit, same suit. And the good news is
I've lost wait since last year. Like last year, that
is good news.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
When it comes to clothing, it could be looking like
you're wearing your dad's suit.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
The Yambero Solano am.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
No, I feel good. By the way, I thought they
were gonna w I have w D forty. I thought
they were going to w D four.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You brought your own in?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
No, the engineers brought it in yesterday. Do you not
hear this?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Did you see the update?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
No? What was the update put in the ticket? The
NOD forties right here?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yes, they could not well this is going to sound
like maybe you didn't love his weight. They couldn't recreate
the sound.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
So when somebody else sat in that chair and they
were trying to make the noise.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
By the way, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
This right now, I weigh less than Dustin Matthews. That
that's one hundred percent true. One hundred percent true, he's
gained weight.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Look at him. No, that don't mean that in the
mean way.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Oh I just took it that way. No, no, that
line on someone today, Hey, you've gained weight.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, no, no, no, no, that's not mean No, it's
not No, Dustin will tell you he's put on weight.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
The No.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
No, I wait, I definitely weigh less than Dustin Matthews
one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Look at Diane, I don't knowe taller than you?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, so what he's taller and thicker, Kristen.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Did you see the look on christ Do you think
I wait more than Dustin?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
No way?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Uh uh spent time I'm in the chair and couldn't
get it to squeak like Elliott this morning.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I weigh less than Dustin and I definitely I mean
this with no disrespect. I definitely weigh less than Matt Owl.
It was not Matt Oh, it wasn't Who was it?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Dan?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Dann made weigh less than me?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
He Dan's a goddamn string being like Dan needs to
eat the sushi the yeah, no, every night. No, but
I definitely weigh less than Uh, I'll weigh I'll have
way off with him today.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
But I will and I will scot myself and first.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Then I'll jump out of a window.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
No, but like going back to the Hoope Awards. I've
lost eighteen pounds since last year.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I know, But you didn't mention that plateau. Yeah I have,
but that's fine. I'm comfortable with where I am because
I know I weigh less than Dustin. Absolutely no, he.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Was trying to catch me going the other way.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
It's not me, but I like Dustin. Your share is
still making those Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I don't know how to fix that though, did they even?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I don't know why they could not get that sound?
But replicated they brought in the I.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Know, but if they couldn't replicate the sound.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, no, no, no, no, no, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You don't just spray the chair?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
But don't go crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well I'm not gonna go crazy. I don't like the stick.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Use the stick, yeah, because it's because it pinpoints where
it's going.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
It's not air fresh the little straw.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You're not using that straw?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Elliot that use w forty the ground how it stinks?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I love the w D forty.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I love oh, I love the smell of w D forty.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
No, don't do that in the air. Now it's gonna
Now you're greasy do that.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh you don't like how that smells. Oh it smells
like it smells industrial.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Like I'm burg Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Stop spraying the chair.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Why I'm fixing the.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
But it's not going to fix it. You don't know
what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I'm doing what Big Dustin couldn't do.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I was like big Pharma.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
It's Elliott Big.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I can't wait till he gets in today again.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
But he didn't.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
And the last thing you're supposed to do is toss
a can like that, you.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Can explode Diane's face. The last thing you're supposed to
do is light a match around it.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Where's a little straw?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Listen?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
So again, where's the little straw?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It's attached to the side. You ready, listen. It didn't work.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
No, maybe you take a more targeted approach to fixing it.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh, I'm a little lightheaded right now.
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