October 11, 2024 • 18 mins
When the body, mind and spirit's harmony goes flat—ulent...vaginally.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you a big Are you a big yoga dude?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I rising way, I am. I go at least minimum
once a week.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
And do you do you go to like group classes?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I do?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hey, can I ask you this?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Like when you go and listen, I'm sure, I'm sure
the glass the classes are good and good for you
and all that stuff. But like you know how sometimes
like if you go to the gym or something and
you're exerting yourself, you you you fart because of it?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's great? Uh? Yeah, So I have definitely run into
instances where there's definitely moods that make you want to However,
myself I have not, but you can definitely snow when
somebody does.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Now, okay, so we're by the way. I'm just I'm
I'm approaching the house. I haven't gotten there yet.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
When you are in yoga classes, are they are they
mixed mix?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Are there men and women?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
They are there? They are, So it's good. It's actually
surprisingly a good mix of female.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And it's good to hear. Do you hear during the
yoga classes? Do you hear what sounds like it could
be a fart coming out of somebody?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I have not yet.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Why are you being so weird. Yeah, so I was.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I was, I was, thank you, sir, thank you at
So I was reading this thing, Diane.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
This is so.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Your conversation with him was so stunted.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Because I know, I know what I'm trying to ask
the like, like, if I fart, you're gonna smell it, right,
or there's a chance you right, there's a chance. But
what I'm what I'm trying to find out was when
he was in yoga, did he maybe hear a but
there's no smell now if it if it was a
lady that I was talking to and I asked, if
(02:04):
you hear a, I would just ask her.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Directly, huh here or here?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Apparently I was reading that there is a ton of
queathing that takes place during yoga.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I have never heard that the oh wait.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You've never heard someone quef taking yoga. You've never heard
that it's a hot bed of quefing neither.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm with the nickname you got this week, chief Quef.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, So I was reading, and so I was, I
was reading all about that that. Well, I'm actually I
was reading it's a medical piece on how to stop
queefing during the worst possible moments, but they talk about
how what does that headline.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Say, Diane, exactly what you read you don't want to
read it? The thanks chief, the.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Sorry, the no no, no, but so and it was
actually very interesting that they walked me through that a
lot of times, the that that it kind of walks
you through what causes a quief and then well it does?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It does.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
We've talked before about the yes, the science of.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh my god, can we please be adults?
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Sorry, thank you chief, But it said a lot of
a lot of women, obviously not men, A lot of
women quief themselves in.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
The worst possible moments, in the.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Worst possible moments, but during yoga. And it's why are
you laughing?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I feel like there's worse moments than a yoga class. Well,
here's here in front of a classroom. Okay, but teaching kids,
maybe high school kids, that would be more. But how
would listeners of this show I.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Understand, I understand how you could how you could come
to queef during yoga?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
How am I coming to queen while I'm teaching?
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Okay, So this is saying in positions and movements that
may lead to the sound.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Right, which it's it's it is it is air goes
in and then air goes out?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Is that E R G O. The chief like that one?
But it's they said it is.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's it's air that that gets into the bagoon and
then there their words, it's like a raspberry coming out. Okay, wait,
oh my god? What does zach Roth know about quef
(05:21):
and the no no something? But can I can I
tell you the.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Part where is it not allowed at Berry's boot camp?
Kicking out for that?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
But the reason I ask is that the guy, the
guy said.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
No smell, and that is true on a quief that
a fart will stink, I know, but not a quief.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
There go yes zach Roth, Oh is he going to
tell you that?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Like back in high school he was referred to as
being a little quief.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
So he used to take a core power sculpt class
shellow Malley it it was really hot yoga and it
was and he did it religiously and the girls would
put their towels down on the mat in order to
(06:16):
not make that sound muff.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Muffle.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It is that ty stifling it?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
But does that sound like something you you've you read about?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
No, I didn't read about people trying to stifle it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I did read though that a lot of times, and
I don't know the poses, but they said that there
are some poses where when you first get into it,
you get some air.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
And then when you when you move, you release the air.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And it's like one of us said that there was
one yoga class that was essentially a queaf orchestra.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Romeo says, are we confusing worst and best? And there
was someone else that said that in yoga class there's
so much farting it would just get lost.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Is there a lot of farting in yoga? I have
not encountered that. By the way, here's my other question.
Here's my other snake yoga. Here's my other question. Yes,
who said that Romeo Romeo that said there's so much farting?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
No, Romeo said he thinks yoga would be a good place.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You may think there's a ton of farting going on,
but what if it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
There's Diana, that's the snake, there's QUI. I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You may think, because if if everybody's doing yoga and
everybody's floating biscuits, it should stink to holy hell in there.
But if it doesn't, nobody's floating a biscuit. They're floating.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
A queen. Yeah, thank you. Kristen Christ.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Has she ever done a group yoga?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You have not, damn it.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And Diane, you're telling me this has never happened to you.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You don't go into like pray omantis and next thing
you know, you're.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, it is not raspberryan.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Obviously it happens during sex, they said. Sometimes just like
like a breathing like like if like a quick like
like where the body kind of like reacts.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Sometimes that can kind.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Of remember I did that this week. You No, I
reacted that out up front, but when we saw the
red light mask flipped upside down. The next snapchat says
yoga class. Try any exercise class.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
And by the way, I would believe that, but this
was specifically saying yoga.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
So there's someone who's saying they hear it in places
or classes outside of yoga at the gym.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Can I ask you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Does like is it is it? Does riding a bike
get your aired up?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I'm not big on spin.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
I used to motorcades. Okay, they were done?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Uh Line two, Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Well, Elliott oh.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Jesus Christ, Hi's act.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
This is exactly why I didn't call in. And then Kristen.
Kristen called me and wished me a happy yumkey poor.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
So here we are. Wait. So in this hot what
did you take hot core or something or other?
Speaker 8 (09:48):
So, yeah, so I would do core power sculpt. So
it's it's hot yoga. Okay. So that's the first thing.
So everyone's smelly and sweaty, right. And two it's using weight,
so it's more of like a hit workout, right, So
like fast loud music. Weights.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
That type of thing was the music to drown out
the wuee.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
So you couldn't hear much when it's you know, pols
some music. And the girls would always have they have
like special towels that are like pretty uh light and
absorbed sweat. Always put them down on the floor so
you don't have any sound.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
That was the old muffler.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
The way, I'm being very rude, Zach, would you like
to say good morning.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
The chief quease?
Speaker 8 (10:48):
How do you do it?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh? Stop it all right?
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Goody goody okay, good good.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You have a good fast You got to talk to
you later. What's wrong? Are you fasting? Scorbing right now.
Hi Elliott the morning. Hi is this me? Here we go? Yes?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Who is this?
Speaker 9 (11:12):
This is Kayla from Germantown.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
You don't have to hide anymore, Yes, Kayla. Are you
a big yoga Are you a big yoga person?
Speaker 9 (11:23):
So I am now a big yoga person at home
for this very reason. But I used to take classes.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Uh huh oh, so you are currently hiding.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Wait a minute, Wait, so you you couldn't take everybody
else queathing or you were queathing so much.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Listen it happens, man, Yes, it was.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
It was me. I did it and it.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
So I don't know what these.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
Towels are, but the pose I was in was our
butts were just right in the air with a leg
flying around, and then when we came out of the pose,
we unleashed a little bit.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
But for you it was so mortifying you had to
switch to only doing yoga at home.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I was not going back to that class.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
You know, everybody in there has done.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
It, but I was the only one that made a noise.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
If everyone else was doing it, they were.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Keeping it on the down low.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Hey, did did did people laugh? Did people just think
you farted.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
I couldn't make eye contact with anybody. I just kept
my head down and then I read did the pose
at home to see if I had done something wrong,
and that happened again. So now we just do it
in thee of our own living room.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Now you say we, who are you doing yoga with?
Speaker 9 (13:11):
Well, my husband and I. But even even then, I.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Think that I'm just doing it alone.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I hear you.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
He's no longer allowed to participate.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I gotcha, I gotcha. Don't be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I know it's easier said than done, but listen, if
I stop going places where I've embarrassed myself, I would
never leave my house.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
I mean, it's a pretty cool superpower. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Did be proud of it? It didn't tell all those lays,
get rid of those mufflers, ladies, tell them all right,
very good, Thank you man, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
See I like that.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
People are being honest.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yes, and that's all you can ask for.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Diane, you don't get that nickname without a history.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Hi Elliott the morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Who's this so?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Uh? This is Liz And I wanted to say it
wasn't a yoga class, but it was a pilates class,
which there's a lot of crossover moves and positions. But
like the previous collar, my butt was up in the
air and I was muffler free.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I just flapped in ways I didn't realize I could,
and it was super embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
And can I can?
Speaker 4 (14:45):
I ask him?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Like yes, go ahead, go ahead?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Uh. Well, so it was as far as the position
was concerned, the towel wouldn't have made a difference because
I would have had to I don't know, fling it
over me and.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, yeah, I hear you, Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Because my feet were straight up in the air. Basically
I was on my back and we were doing a
move where we would have to we were working on
our lower you know, our upper back and core muscles,
and you were supposed to put your feet straight.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Up in the air.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
And that's that's when it happened, fully exposed.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Hey can I can I ask you this?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
And and again I'm asking because there's no stupid questions
and I I can't. No matter how hard I try,
I'll never be able to do it. Do you know
it's getting ready to happen? Uh?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
I mean at that point, I guess I could kind
of feel the intake of air, but the outtake was
so quick that it just it. There was nothing I
could do.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, no, no, listen, it's very it's very nap because
the only thing I could compare it to is like
if I suck in a bunch of air, I feel
like I have to belt right like farting. Is it
because I sucked in air or I got air in
my tushy?
Speaker 6 (16:07):
It is?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
But like a belch, I could suck in air, and
that that's what's happening with your bagoon down there. So
you can you tell the air the like could you
tell like the door was open and the air came in?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Yeah, but it was. It was all in just the
motion of the move, and it was so quick that
there was no way I was closing the door, putting
that muscler back on. Whatever you want to say, it
was gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I got you, I got you all right, Very good,
very good. I appreciate you being honest. Yep, you're welcome again.
I don't know if Governor Younkin is listening. How do
you not want this in a school line? Four? Hi, Elliott,
the morning.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
Is this me?
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Who's this.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Tracy?
Speaker 9 (17:00):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Tracy? How are you?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
I'm good? How are you good?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
What can I do for you? So?
Speaker 7 (17:07):
My husband and I were in a yoga class together
and he farted and then said Tracy, oh my god,
and blamed it. Will mean everybody in the class look
at me.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Okay, everybody.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Everybody has blamed their wife one percent been there. I've
done that, of course, of course. But now let me
ask you this and yoga like, have you have you
found moments where you're where you're kind of queathing a bit?
Speaker 7 (17:35):
I have, but like the other caller said, you can't.
It kind of like happened so fast you can't stop
it right right, But mine's never been that loud to
like or other people could hear it, you know what
I mean, kind of a little low.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
When your husband would have to yell Tracy.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
See, it may not even be a position and maybe
just a weekend pelvic floor.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
And by the way, by.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
The way, someone on Instagram said, has this never happened
to Diane because she always quote unquote farts?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
So does Diane I have to change her nickname? Does
she play it off?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Do you do you trade? Do you like you're just
tuoting from behind?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Okay, no, Kristen's Chief Beef.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
That's true. Oh christ would be angry. I got cheap beef.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's their that's their couple's costume this year, Chief Beef
and Chief Beef
Are you a big Are you a big yoga dude?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I rising way, I am. I go at least minimum
once a week.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
And do you do you go to like group classes?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I do?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hey, can I ask you this?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Like when you go and listen, I'm sure, I'm sure
the glass the classes are good and good for you
and all that stuff. But like you know how sometimes
like if you go to the gym or something and
you're exerting yourself, you you you fart because of it?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's great? Uh? Yeah, So I have definitely run into
instances where there's definitely moods that make you want to However,
myself I have not, but you can definitely snow when
somebody does.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Now, okay, so we're by the way. I'm just I'm
I'm approaching the house. I haven't gotten there yet.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
When you are in yoga classes, are they are they
mixed mix?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Are there men and women?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
They are there? They are, So it's good. It's actually
surprisingly a good mix of female.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And it's good to hear. Do you hear during the
yoga classes? Do you hear what sounds like it could
be a fart coming out of somebody?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I have not yet.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Why are you being so weird. Yeah, so I was.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I was, I was, thank you, sir, thank you at
So I was reading this thing, Diane.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
This is so.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Your conversation with him was so stunted.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Because I know, I know what I'm trying to ask
the like, like, if I fart, you're gonna smell it, right,
or there's a chance you right, there's a chance. But
what I'm what I'm trying to find out was when
he was in yoga, did he maybe hear a but
there's no smell now if it if it was a
lady that I was talking to and I asked, if
(02:04):
you hear a, I would just ask her.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Directly, huh here or here?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Apparently I was reading that there is a ton of
queathing that takes place during yoga.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I have never heard that the oh wait.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You've never heard someone quef taking yoga. You've never heard
that it's a hot bed of quefing neither.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm with the nickname you got this week, chief Quef.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, So I was reading, and so I was, I
was reading all about that that. Well, I'm actually I
was reading it's a medical piece on how to stop
queefing during the worst possible moments, but they talk about
how what does that headline.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Say, Diane, exactly what you read you don't want to
read it? The thanks chief, the.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Sorry, the no no, no, but so and it was
actually very interesting that they walked me through that a
lot of times, the that that it kind of walks
you through what causes a quief and then well it does?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It does.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
We've talked before about the yes, the science of.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh my god, can we please be adults?
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Sorry, thank you chief, But it said a lot of
a lot of women, obviously not men, A lot of
women quief themselves in.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
The worst possible moments, in the.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Worst possible moments, but during yoga. And it's why are
you laughing?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I feel like there's worse moments than a yoga class. Well,
here's here in front of a classroom. Okay, but teaching kids,
maybe high school kids, that would be more. But how
would listeners of this show I.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Understand, I understand how you could how you could come
to queef during yoga?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
How am I coming to queen while I'm teaching?
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Okay, So this is saying in positions and movements that
may lead to the sound.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Right, which it's it's it is it is air goes
in and then air goes out?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Is that E R G O. The chief like that one?
But it's they said it is.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's it's air that that gets into the bagoon and
then there their words, it's like a raspberry coming out. Okay, wait,
oh my god? What does zach Roth know about quef
(05:21):
and the no no something? But can I can I
tell you the.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Part where is it not allowed at Berry's boot camp?
Kicking out for that?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
But the reason I ask is that the guy, the
guy said.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
No smell, and that is true on a quief that
a fart will stink, I know, but not a quief.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
There go yes zach Roth, Oh is he going to
tell you that?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Like back in high school he was referred to as
being a little quief.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
So he used to take a core power sculpt class
shellow Malley it it was really hot yoga and it
was and he did it religiously and the girls would
put their towels down on the mat in order to
(06:16):
not make that sound muff.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Muffle.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It is that ty stifling it?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
But does that sound like something you you've you read about?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
No, I didn't read about people trying to stifle it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I did read though that a lot of times, and
I don't know the poses, but they said that there
are some poses where when you first get into it,
you get some air.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
And then when you when you move, you release the air.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
And it's like one of us said that there was
one yoga class that was essentially a queaf orchestra.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Romeo says, are we confusing worst and best? And there
was someone else that said that in yoga class there's
so much farting it would just get lost.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Is there a lot of farting in yoga? I have
not encountered that. By the way, here's my other question.
Here's my other snake yoga. Here's my other question. Yes,
who said that Romeo Romeo that said there's so much farting?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
No, Romeo said he thinks yoga would be a good place.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You may think there's a ton of farting going on,
but what if it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
There's Diana, that's the snake, there's QUI. I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You may think, because if if everybody's doing yoga and
everybody's floating biscuits, it should stink to holy hell in there.
But if it doesn't, nobody's floating a biscuit. They're floating.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
A queen. Yeah, thank you. Kristen Christ.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Has she ever done a group yoga?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You have not, damn it.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
And Diane, you're telling me this has never happened to you.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
You don't go into like pray omantis and next thing
you know, you're.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, it is not raspberryan.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Obviously it happens during sex, they said. Sometimes just like
like a breathing like like if like a quick like
like where the body kind of like reacts.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Sometimes that can kind.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Of remember I did that this week. You No, I
reacted that out up front, but when we saw the
red light mask flipped upside down. The next snapchat says
yoga class. Try any exercise class.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
And by the way, I would believe that, but this
was specifically saying yoga.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
So there's someone who's saying they hear it in places
or classes outside of yoga at the gym.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Can I ask you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Does like is it is it? Does riding a bike
get your aired up?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I'm not big on spin.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
I used to motorcades. Okay, they were done?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Uh Line two, Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
Well, Elliott oh.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Jesus Christ, Hi's act.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
This is exactly why I didn't call in. And then Kristen.
Kristen called me and wished me a happy yumkey poor.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
So here we are. Wait. So in this hot what
did you take hot core or something or other?
Speaker 8 (09:48):
So, yeah, so I would do core power sculpt. So
it's it's hot yoga. Okay. So that's the first thing.
So everyone's smelly and sweaty, right. And two it's using weight,
so it's more of like a hit workout, right, So
like fast loud music. Weights.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
That type of thing was the music to drown out
the wuee.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
So you couldn't hear much when it's you know, pols
some music. And the girls would always have they have
like special towels that are like pretty uh light and
absorbed sweat. Always put them down on the floor so
you don't have any sound.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
That was the old muffler.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
The way, I'm being very rude, Zach, would you like
to say good morning.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
The chief quease?
Speaker 8 (10:48):
How do you do it?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh? Stop it all right?
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Goody goody okay, good good.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You have a good fast You got to talk to
you later. What's wrong? Are you fasting? Scorbing right now.
Hi Elliott the morning. Hi is this me? Here we go? Yes?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Who is this?
Speaker 9 (11:12):
This is Kayla from Germantown.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
You don't have to hide anymore, Yes, Kayla. Are you
a big yoga Are you a big yoga person?
Speaker 9 (11:23):
So I am now a big yoga person at home
for this very reason. But I used to take classes.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Uh huh oh, so you are currently hiding.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Wait a minute, Wait, so you you couldn't take everybody
else queathing or you were queathing so much.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Listen it happens, man, Yes, it was.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
It was me. I did it and it.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
So I don't know what these.
Speaker 9 (12:02):
Towels are, but the pose I was in was our
butts were just right in the air with a leg
flying around, and then when we came out of the pose,
we unleashed a little bit.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
But for you it was so mortifying you had to
switch to only doing yoga at home.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I was not going back to that class.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
You know, everybody in there has done.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
It, but I was the only one that made a noise.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
If everyone else was doing it, they were.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Keeping it on the down low.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Hey, did did did people laugh? Did people just think
you farted.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
I couldn't make eye contact with anybody. I just kept
my head down and then I read did the pose
at home to see if I had done something wrong,
and that happened again. So now we just do it
in thee of our own living room.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Now you say we, who are you doing yoga with?
Speaker 9 (13:11):
Well, my husband and I. But even even then, I.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Think that I'm just doing it alone.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I hear you.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
He's no longer allowed to participate.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I gotcha, I gotcha. Don't be embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I know it's easier said than done, but listen, if
I stop going places where I've embarrassed myself, I would
never leave my house.
Speaker 9 (13:31):
I mean, it's a pretty cool superpower. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Did be proud of it? It didn't tell all those lays,
get rid of those mufflers, ladies, tell them all right,
very good, Thank you man, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
See I like that.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
People are being honest.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Yes, and that's all you can ask for.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Diane, you don't get that nickname without a history.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Hi Elliott the morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Hi.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Who's this so?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Uh? This is Liz And I wanted to say it
wasn't a yoga class, but it was a pilates class,
which there's a lot of crossover moves and positions. But
like the previous collar, my butt was up in the
air and I was muffler free.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I just flapped in ways I didn't realize I could,
and it was super embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
And can I can?
Speaker 4 (14:45):
I ask him?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Like yes, go ahead, go ahead?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Uh. Well, so it was as far as the position
was concerned, the towel wouldn't have made a difference because
I would have had to I don't know, fling it
over me and.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, yeah, I hear you, Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Because my feet were straight up in the air. Basically
I was on my back and we were doing a
move where we would have to we were working on
our lower you know, our upper back and core muscles,
and you were supposed to put your feet straight.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Up in the air.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
And that's that's when it happened, fully exposed.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Hey can I can I ask you this?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
And and again I'm asking because there's no stupid questions
and I I can't. No matter how hard I try,
I'll never be able to do it. Do you know
it's getting ready to happen? Uh?
Speaker 4 (15:44):
I mean at that point, I guess I could kind
of feel the intake of air, but the outtake was
so quick that it just it. There was nothing I
could do.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, no, no, listen, it's very it's very nap because
the only thing I could compare it to is like
if I suck in a bunch of air, I feel
like I have to belt right like farting. Is it
because I sucked in air or I got air in
my tushy?
Speaker 6 (16:07):
It is?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
But like a belch, I could suck in air, and
that that's what's happening with your bagoon down there. So
you can you tell the air the like could you
tell like the door was open and the air came in?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Yeah, but it was. It was all in just the
motion of the move, and it was so quick that
there was no way I was closing the door, putting
that muscler back on. Whatever you want to say, it
was gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I got you, I got you all right, Very good,
very good. I appreciate you being honest. Yep, you're welcome again.
I don't know if Governor Younkin is listening. How do
you not want this in a school line? Four? Hi, Elliott,
the morning.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
Is this me?
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Who's this.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Tracy?
Speaker 9 (17:00):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Tracy? How are you?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
I'm good? How are you good?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
What can I do for you? So?
Speaker 7 (17:07):
My husband and I were in a yoga class together
and he farted and then said Tracy, oh my god,
and blamed it. Will mean everybody in the class look
at me.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Okay, everybody.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Everybody has blamed their wife one percent been there. I've
done that, of course, of course. But now let me
ask you this and yoga like, have you have you
found moments where you're where you're kind of queathing a bit?
Speaker 7 (17:35):
I have, but like the other caller said, you can't.
It kind of like happened so fast you can't stop
it right right, But mine's never been that loud to
like or other people could hear it, you know what
I mean, kind of a little low.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
When your husband would have to yell Tracy.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
See, it may not even be a position and maybe
just a weekend pelvic floor.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
And by the way, by.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
The way, someone on Instagram said, has this never happened
to Diane because she always quote unquote farts?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
So does Diane I have to change her nickname? Does
she play it off?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Do you do you trade? Do you like you're just
tuoting from behind?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Okay, no, Kristen's Chief Beef.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
That's true. Oh christ would be angry. I got cheap beef.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's their that's their couple's costume this year, Chief Beef
and Chief Beef
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