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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm having a rougher time talking today than I normally do,
and I feel like my lip is big.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
So I'm looking at the photo of you taken by
Peter Bondra.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Oh it's Richard Zednik and I yes, and I.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Think there is some inflammation right now based on this shot,
which is some Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Because I'm telling you I am, I am, I am
having a hard time talking today.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
But you see it, Dan, Well, you're blocking it with
a microphone. It looks the same to me. Elliott's a
little bit mic for a second. Well, yes, how about now? Yeh?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Did I get obowed when I was Aliman?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I don't know that they would have like they would
be larger, like swollen, without you having some other indicator,
you know what I mean, Like like when somebody is
having an allergic reaction, they'll say their their lips started
to tingle.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'm not tingling, Okay, That's why I.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Don't I don't know that you would have that response
without anything else going on at the same time. But
if that happens to people all day, if you got
clocked in the face, it would be tender to the touch.
If you're having an allergic reaction, it would be.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Please don't touch my face.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm not gonna touch your lips. Let me touch your lips.
Let me touch your lips. No.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I touched your hand earlier when we were square dancing,
and it was very uncop.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
What are you doing well?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I don't want that putting some hand sanitizer on, No,
because then it's gonna taste like and then it's gonna
taste like like like like a there, I go, I
can't talk, ammonium.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Let me touch your lips. Get ready, No, don't do that. Okay, ready,
they look a little dry.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Sh I didn't even get I did touch. I made contact,
but you pulled away so fast. It's because it's uncomfortable, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Because the hand sanitizer, yeah, he am Should I use
it again? Or am I to?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
How about neither?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Let me actually touch them? For what science?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I go? But go quick, believe close your eyes.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I swiped left.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Do they feel what are you doing? He's hand sanitizing
a guy. I'll tell you this.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
They looked drier than they felt. They felt nice, Thank
you because that because they're so plumb from their reaction. Kristen,
do my lips look fat today?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
But I'm really struggling with talking, and it's really in
my head.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Do you feel dry just a dry mouth?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
But like even right now, like I feel like my
lips are touching when normally they don't.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Normally I sit with my mouth open like a kneel.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh did you see the comment for what? No? Why
did you look?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah? I did? I looked on the way in this morning,
and I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Remember Diane wondered on Friday, did you ask a neander?
She doesn't get back dating? So you didn't see it?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I did not. I did not. I'll be honest.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
The only time I thought of it was on the
way in this morning, and I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You saw Hoby's Soto right now. Remember he's turned into this.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
He really has turned into a bit of a space nerve.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
He has a lot of free time.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Can somebody please tell me? Why can't I talk today?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I gotta say?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Did you sleep well last night?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
No? I didn't sleep well. It got great? Okay, are
you serious? Yeah? That's Herbert.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, that's a great picture. I'm so in my head
about my lips that I that now. It's all I
can think of it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Since we started talking about him, they look bigger from
that moment, because the top one looks bigger. Now, okay, Kristen.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah yeah, yeahhod.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You kiss someone? I am.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Come on, I told you the lips are softer and
they look Did you put on chapstick this morning?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I probably have never. I haven't used chapstick in probably
twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I knew you weren't a big user, so I wasn't
sure if you used it because it's all chillier than
it was all weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
No, my lips will bleed.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I won't use chapstick. Why because I'm anti I just
don't like it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I'm anti balm.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
The no, I don't like. I don't, I just I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I don't like my lips feeling gooey, although right now
they feel very fat.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I feel good.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
See, but your lips look normal.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
And I think yours too too. I think you're just
it's like power of suggestion. Now you're you're kind of
tricking us, and to think that, oh maybe they are
a little you know what?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
You know what? Hey?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Will you asked Jen to come in. Jen's been gone
for a couple of weeks. She was out getting waxed
on her butthole for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
She's not here. Who Dennis? All right, that's fine, Dennis.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
He walked away.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I saw him walk by. Yeah, I saw him walking.
Where's he going? Oh he's got a meeting about what? Hey?
Does anybody know that we even have that station?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, this is when you.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
When you no. But Jim would have been perfect because
I had seen her in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But when you can't answer a question, you get mean,
what do you mean? What I mean? What was that
shot at Dennis?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Because he walked right by?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
He could have Here's Jennifer, Hi, Jennifer, how are you good?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Welcome back? Welcome back? Can I say where you went?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I know you went on a cruise. I have no
idea where.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Two Well, the plan was to go to three Galatian
cities in Spain and then Lisbon and then swing back
around and do England.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
But we got caught up with all the hurricane Helene
and Milton.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
It was Milton, and I mean we were getting like
nine foot waves.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
So were you really on the boat? Did you get sick?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
I didn't, but everybody else did, no kidding, which was
it was like awful for them. But we got the
boat to ourselves because everybody was packed up in the cabin.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Oh wow, wait, but you were going to what cities
Glacian No, like.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Up in like that northern part of Spain. So it
was Vigo bill boo. I like bow buns.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Those are good.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
No, but it was like every morning you hear the
captain come on, he's like ding ding ding, good morning.
Let me start with today is National Forgiveness.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Day and.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
We're not gonna be able to come into port. Also,
if you're not feeling well, there are bags for you
on the stairs.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
On the stairs. Hey, did you when you were in Spain?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Were you there for all of the Kimmi Kola Spain's
got talent controversy.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
No, oh it's big, it's big.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
But I'm sure if we made lamb like that would be.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I can and I want you to be very honest
with me. You're not going to hurt my feelings at all.
But I thought you would be good because you've been
gone for a while. Okay, that's a nice vacation that
you took.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
It was wonderful.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, no, wonder trust me.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
If I were gone from those two idiots I'd be
so happy. Also, the now here's what I need. And
I want you to be honest. Okay, you're honestly. You
can't hurt my feelings. Okay, and look at me. Does
anything look different than from the last time you saw me?
Be honest, let's focus on the up here part.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You're like growing in a beard. No, it's just that's laziness.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
No, No, I don't. I don't notice anything different. What
do you ty your hair or something?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Jesus Christ? No, I did not. Does my bottom lip
look swollen? Does it look fat? No?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, very good, thank you. No, but I can't talk today.
I'm having a hard time talking, and I feel like
my lip keeps getting caught my teeth.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Of allergies, No, I don't like something you ate you're
allergic to?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
No, I have no allergies. Robbie bees, but no, I'm
good times. You can like develop I have it.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, I happened, all right, very good eggs and me
he has allergies. He's just who's stopping to admit it. Yeah,
use a new chapstick.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I don't use chapstick. I haven't used chapstick in twenty
five years.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Maybe, don't you listen to the goddamn show out there
a little more. She's monitoring right, very good, Thank you, Jed.
It's good to have you back. You've missed absolutely nothing nothing.
You know, who would be a better judge, Dennis, No cruise.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Those who do can tell is he here?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No zero chance he's here. No, he's working that where
he works one day a week. Oh okay, because of
the thing, Diane.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
No, he's not well, he's he's not modified.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Trouble. Oh what baby of the office. I'm happy to
see the office is open to that.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Not for our program director, he said, he said, Metro
some issues.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, it has been for the last four hours. So
he's unable to get here early. That's okay, that's all right.
You know what, he misses so much time. We've all
learned how to operate with him not here. We're good,
all right. So let me do this now. I feel
who just walked by?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Just open open the door? Who bear again? She won't
know why because Lisa doesn't look at my face.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
A lot otter rights, it's the end of an era.
So long to Aaron Hyland's BBL and Hello ease DSLS.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yes, I was just saying that I feel like I'm
really struggling to talk today, but I'm going to try
to out of sight, out of mind, and move on
from there.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Maybe during news you'll interrupt less for fear of stumbling
over your words.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It depends on what the stories are and how Diane's
doing with them, all right, give.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Me a quick break.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm also trying to avoid saying f's like because that
sound is when my lip hits my teeth. It could
also be a pH, but that's still like buh, which I.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
May have for dinner.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What if Vietnamese is on the menu now? Number seven