November 14, 2024 • 17 mins
What's Elliot to do about his cast-exposed piggies?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You can check for toe cozies.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
They go over the cast and keep your toes warm
or hide ugly toes from strangers.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I have a little bit of both. There no like,
look at my tone now, it's horrible. It's disgusting. If
you want to sit next to that neat dinner, I
do not. It's bad.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But did she mean cozy like for a beer or
cozy like? Oh, it's cozy and it keeps you warm,
because right now i'd like I had Jackie look yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I don't have anything that's fitting over that.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Although I will tell you this, somebody, somebody recommended the
a different cast cover for the shower, and the one
that they recommended, they actually sent one and then recommended it.
That is the best one that I've used so far.
That thing is awesome. Yeah, yeah, it was great. I
don't even know who the listener was, but it was awesome.
(01:02):
I'm looking at but everybody keeps saying I should get
the shower seat.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
But I'm looking up these toe covers. I can't was
this something on did you say etz or something like that?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I don't know. I don't know where you get them.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Also, koozy, isn't that with a K, and she definitely
wrote a C.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, no, she did.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It looks like it's co z I E S. But
does she mean Kozy's with a K? You're thinking of Evgeny? Yes,
is with a K?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Is it really? I thought so? I always thought Koozy
was co O O S.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I don't know c O O S it's that you're
gonna say at least c O o z.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
No, it's it's definitely k is it? Yeah? K O
o z y no. I e oh, oh my god,
CHRISTI will you find me somebody who broke an ankle? Please?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
But this cast isn't just a cast where your toes
would be hanging out because of a broken ankle.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You can definitely have broken other bones in your leg
and you still have a cast like this.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh? Absolutely, Oh yeah no, but my toes are hanging.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Out right, So you guy someone who's had a cast
with exposed toes?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh yeah, oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, somebody
may have also broken their fibula. I broke my tibia.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Let me check that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
See a little more tricky. I told Jackie the like,
I can't I can't wear jeans. I don't have khakis.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't have.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Soup pants that are gonna fit over it. I'm also
not gonna wear soup pants with.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You can't wear shorts, though people will.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What do I wear sweatpants?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I searched on Amazon pants that fit over a cast
for men, and there's a lot of there. They are
very like athletically looking with like the snaps on the side,
so you could have like the snaps Hero, but it's
better than shorts.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
What happened to rebound wear the adaptive post surgery? Did
you check that one out?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I gave that to you.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I have.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I do have tear away sweats that we had when
we played the Mystics.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
And they're black.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's formal, Diane.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I can't wear satin sheen tear away pants like we
wore against the Mystics shiny.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Why does he have so many buttons down his legs?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm showing up to dinner in one of those.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I mean, that's looks like what your option is going
to be. It's either snaps or some have a zipper.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Why not wear shorts?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
It looks it looks better at least if you've got
pants on.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I'll put on a button down. Just go with the
toe cover. The okay, Tyler, I can't have a monkey.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
With a with a sock monkey sock?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Do you get it with it?
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, I get it. I get it. I can't wear that.
Do you want your toes covered or not?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I guess the question is is that appropriate?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, the question is what's the shipping? Could you get
it in time?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Right?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Here's solid colors. If you just want to go with
a very basic looking toe cover.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, but that looks like a tuk.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You can get an optional pom pom on the top.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
The no. I meant.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
With the weather getting so cold, that'd be perfect the no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
But I'm saying, is it is it better to again?
Why don't I? And I can't cancel the dinner like that?
I can't do no, and so is it better to
go to open toad? I also don't want to wear
something ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Now they do have this almost seems kind of halloween like.
But if you do have nasty toes, they have custom
made silicone toe covers for individual toes.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
That go on my real toes. Yes, why would I
wear that? Well? So the people that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, now it may not be like totally camouflaging, but
it would help with the toenail situation you have going on.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, not only that, but also in between my index toe.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And my whole toe. Can you see right here? What
is that a blister?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No, that's from where the Some people would call it
athlete's foot. Yeah, yeah, you need to cover up.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
How about you use the sanitizer because you just touched.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I didn't touch my foot. I didn't touch my foot.
How did you pull your foot up?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I just pointed like that, but I didn't touch it. Yeah,
that's athlete's foot right there by the way.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Put your finger in between those two toes and it'd
be like, oh my god, I've got parmesan.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
O god.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
But I will say this, it's been good for my
athlete's foot because my foot's airing out, like my toes
have never been that dry ever.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Ever. That's thirty degrees outside. Yeah, what are you looking at?
They're so ugly.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I just want to see so much attention paid towards
you to your big toe. Elliott, that's not funny trying
to tax my hand with your foot.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
What's wrong? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
So you have the athlete's foot on, Dude, shave your toes.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I can't reach.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's like I can't get over the nail on your
big toe almost looks faker than the fake custom made
Etsy toe.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
By the way, my toes aren't that bad in terms
of hair.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
The second toe is Did you look at the price
of that thing, the fake Etsy toe?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
It's ninety four dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I would pay nine to fix my toenail, but five
stars diet, Oh that's true. Notice the review. What were
you asking about. No, it's just like you.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I'm asking you to stop trying to touch my hand
with your foot. No, but you've talked a lot about
your feet. I'm sure, I'm sure. Like, what does the
bottom did we're not playing this game.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay, well, I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
The the bottom of your foot. Yeah, you've said before
it looks cake cake Like what are you doing to
the inside of the cast? Because the cast? How far
on the bottom of the foot? Does the cast run
up as high as the top? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh, it's even all the way around.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I didn't know if it was like you you had
almost like a like a slipper, like you're a baseball player,
like you're protecting the front.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's that it's at that spot all the way around.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
And do you feel like your foot fungus maybe eating
through the cast?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'll tell you what. I feel like.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
The part that's sticking out of the cast has started
to dry, which is good. I feel like the part
on the inside I am sticking to gauze.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's horrible, but I can't. I can't. Like, I'm not
embarrassed to walk into a restaurant in shorts.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'm horribly embarrassed to walk into a restaurant with that
foot exposed.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's bad. What is this?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Is that rebound site he was on?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
So you notice that this is now a brace and
not a cast.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
But it is a zip up leg. Okay, I can't
do that.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
It's better than shorts.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Okay, But that guy also has a fake leg.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
No, he does not have a fake yet. He put
a brace on a fake leg.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, he's got I thought it was just like a
like a like a I don't I don't know what
you call it fake?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Maybe can we just get like I killed to wear
that boot?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Can we just get like a really big shoe? Hey
called cutting?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
What's that? What's that?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Mischief brand that does all the.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
At this point, can probably find one of those on clearance.
Where am I gun? Or the big yellow crop? Hi,
Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Hey, just want to let you know that you're the
only one dealing with this, so many of us are
going through that as well. But my best advice is
to hit up any nail salon and they can do
it before and after transformation. It's amazing. It's all over YouTube, Facebook, TikTok,
like wait before and after what?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Get your feet done? Get a pedicure? Right?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Yeah, and it's awesome. They can even make you look
a fake nail.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Wait a minute, how but I can't do yes, let
me finish.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
They don't even have a toenail and they just get.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Everybody Kevin do it.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I don't know, No, he's just like this, like Ani,
what is the because like ma'am, ma'am. But to get
a pedicure, don't you have to like don't they put
your feet in like a tub?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I can't do that.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
No, No, because nowadays a sanitary and especially after cop
and everything, they put a plastic cover up anyways, and
they put some hot water. You can do paraffin. There's
loss and loads of treatments they have, and they can.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Get my cast way.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
No, but they can still. But they can still.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Yes, exactly, Yeah, you won't regret it. Just just get
it done, because.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Like geta I'll get my tomails painted.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Now, just get them cleaning.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'm telling you they can't. I'm telling you, I am
telling thank you, ma'am. I'm telling you you cannot make
my big toe. Look you can't clean that up, Tyler.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
I think you'd be surprised. They do work miracles, Diane.
Now how close have you gotten to his toe?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Pretty far?
Speaker 7 (10:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Come looking seriously, come here, come look at.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Does not look like a human's toe?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Look at my big toe?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Okay, you think you think that just a little promise
is going to take care of that?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
It'll They could make it look better and maybe you
could get it painted.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Can you look at?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Come here, look at in between where my indexed toe
and my ring toe is.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Girl, you see that?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Maybe I should get a koozie. Snapchat says, what about
a soccer sock?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But I don't know. Do they stretch you?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yes, the guard Yeah that's up top though.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, but also I gotta pull that sock all the
way up to my thighs.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Oh my god, would you want to look presentable or not? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Is this a restaurant?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Is it gonna look funny if I have a green
and yellow striped sock going all the way up while
I'm wearing shorts.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's just also sorry, just a big just a big
brazil fan.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Now you've been given a lot of options, pick like
we've it's you're You're not.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I made paint the toenail. Lacking in choices, right? I
also am thinking about getting the shower seat.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Can't hurt. It's embarrassing you you're injured.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
It's embarrassing the shower seat is so.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
You keep.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
It while you need it and then tuck it in
the closet because you're gonna need it some day.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
The house next to me has one in their backyard
amongst their assortment of trash. Did I think they used
for a former resident or patient? Do we just grab it?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Yeah? You can get a good one, probably at the
Salvation Army before recycling.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, I'll take it. Where am I going? Line eight? Hi,
Elliet in the morning? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Who's this is Andrew and Westminster? Hey what's going on? Dude? Uh?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Look I heard you were looking for somebody who broke ankles.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I've broken both of them at the same time. No,
not at the same time. They were just different instances.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
But I have broken both my ankles before yet.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Hey, what did you saw? What did you cover your
toes with for dinner?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
For dinner? Uh?
Speaker 6 (12:53):
I mean, honestly, I would just kind of like.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Take like cut half of the stock, Like I usually
wear ankle stocks, so I would cut half of stock
golf and I would just like kind of tuck it
into my cast.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I see what you're saying. I see what Maybe that's
the way to go. Maybe that's the way to go.
That makes sense to me. By the way, that's just
the ankle one click on that far left.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, what is the name of a thank you sir?
What is the name of that brand?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Seal cuff?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Dude? That is the best cast cover? Oh that's what
you have?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, except mine goes all the way up to mid thigh.
It looks like I'm wearing thigh high boots. It's sexy.
The those are awesome. That thing is great and I
don't know who sent it to me, but it is awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I was more like this one.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, no it is.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Actually it looks like a huge condom. That's what it is.
It's awesome. It's great.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
How tight is it around your thigh? Very It looks haul.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
But you want it to be. Water doesn't know. It's
not like water goes Oh he's trying to keep it
out of here.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Water. Water gets in every.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Hole in crevice. So that's been a game change.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
That thing is awesome, and that's why everybody's like, you
got to get the.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Seat, So just you swallow your prideing and buy one.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
You're pushing yourself around on a knee rover ye in public,
but you know that's a game changer.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's a game changer. The rover is a game change.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yes, so in private you won't get something.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It's it's m h.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Why be stubborn in the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well not by the way. That's the other thing. Having
to get up from the toilet.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I have to push down between my legs, which is
sometimes wet, and then hoist myself up to get how
a lot of seats break the what from getting from
pushing up in the middle?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Why would you push up in the middle If you're a.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Boy, you struggle to get up from a toilet. Oh really,
it's not from the sitting on it, it's the emotion.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Ye I got you, That makes sense. Line seven, Hi
yelly in the morning.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Man.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Look, I had broken my ankle, had multiple ankle surgeries,
and I will tell you you cannot subject that gnarly
foot to some poor manicure.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That is cruel, just cruel.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
No, man, you gotta cover that puppy up.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
No, dona, it looks like something.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Man.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
Also, you need to be walking back all of those
negative jokes you made on me, because karma fits you
in the ass.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Man.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
I was waiting for my second ankle surgery, waiting for it,
walked my dog and snapped my fibula while waiting for
the second surgery and had to delay surgery because they
had to let the damn fibula heal to go ahead
and redo the damn ankle. Look this little hospital in
Green Bay, these volunteers crocheted little toe covers and so
(16:04):
they covered right over top of your foot. I had
a couple. I will bring them to you. Just put
those puppies right over that cast.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's a horrible I will say.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
My toes do get a little cold, they do get
a little chilly, exactly.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Look, but all jokes aside go into like CBS and
those plushy big socks that everybody wears. Just get like
a neutral pair or whatever color mass is your cast and.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Just put it on.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
It's totally fun.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
But you cannot have that thing out in public.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
The toe, the toes bad, the fungus is bad.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Everything about it is bad.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
Jesus Christ like, just no, stay home, cancel the dinner,
not being public. I love you. I hope you're feeling better.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I feel great, thank you, thank you. All right, Narren six,
I gotta go quick.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I mean there may be something to that, because, as
you've noticed, they have not taken a photo of it,
because I do think it would ruin your career, Like
you beat her off in blackface. This is a photo
that would haunt you forever. And we already have the
one of you wearing Google glass.
You can check for toe cozies.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
They go over the cast and keep your toes warm
or hide ugly toes from strangers.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I have a little bit of both. There no like,
look at my tone now, it's horrible. It's disgusting. If
you want to sit next to that neat dinner, I
do not. It's bad.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But did she mean cozy like for a beer or
cozy like? Oh, it's cozy and it keeps you warm,
because right now i'd like I had Jackie look yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I don't have anything that's fitting over that.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Although I will tell you this, somebody, somebody recommended the
a different cast cover for the shower, and the one
that they recommended, they actually sent one and then recommended it.
That is the best one that I've used so far.
That thing is awesome. Yeah, yeah, it was great. I
don't even know who the listener was, but it was awesome.
(01:02):
I'm looking at but everybody keeps saying I should get
the shower seat.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
But I'm looking up these toe covers. I can't was
this something on did you say etz or something like that?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I don't know. I don't know where you get them.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Also, koozy, isn't that with a K, and she definitely
wrote a C.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, no, she did.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It looks like it's co z I E S. But
does she mean Kozy's with a K? You're thinking of Evgeny? Yes,
is with a K?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Is it really? I thought so? I always thought Koozy
was co O O S.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I don't know c O O S it's that you're
gonna say at least c O o z.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
No, it's it's definitely k is it? Yeah? K O
o z y no. I e oh, oh my god,
CHRISTI will you find me somebody who broke an ankle? Please?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
But this cast isn't just a cast where your toes
would be hanging out because of a broken ankle.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You can definitely have broken other bones in your leg
and you still have a cast like this.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh? Absolutely, Oh yeah no, but my toes are hanging.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Out right, So you guy someone who's had a cast
with exposed toes?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh yeah, oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, somebody
may have also broken their fibula. I broke my tibia.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Let me check that.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
See a little more tricky. I told Jackie the like,
I can't I can't wear jeans. I don't have khakis.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't have.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Soup pants that are gonna fit over it. I'm also
not gonna wear soup pants with.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You can't wear shorts, though people will.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What do I wear sweatpants?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I searched on Amazon pants that fit over a cast
for men, and there's a lot of there. They are
very like athletically looking with like the snaps on the side,
so you could have like the snaps Hero, but it's
better than shorts.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
What happened to rebound wear the adaptive post surgery? Did
you check that one out?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I gave that to you.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I have.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I do have tear away sweats that we had when
we played the Mystics.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
And they're black.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's formal, Diane.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I can't wear satin sheen tear away pants like we
wore against the Mystics shiny.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Why does he have so many buttons down his legs?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm showing up to dinner in one of those.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
I mean, that's looks like what your option is going
to be. It's either snaps or some have a zipper.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Why not wear shorts?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
It looks it looks better at least if you've got
pants on.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I'll put on a button down. Just go with the
toe cover. The okay, Tyler, I can't have a monkey.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
With a with a sock monkey sock?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Do you get it with it?
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, I get it. I get it. I can't wear that.
Do you want your toes covered or not?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I guess the question is is that appropriate?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, the question is what's the shipping? Could you get
it in time?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Right?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Here's solid colors. If you just want to go with
a very basic looking toe cover.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, but that looks like a tuk.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You can get an optional pom pom on the top.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
The no. I meant.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
With the weather getting so cold, that'd be perfect the no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
But I'm saying, is it is it better to again?
Why don't I? And I can't cancel the dinner like that?
I can't do no, and so is it better to
go to open toad? I also don't want to wear
something ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Now they do have this almost seems kind of halloween like.
But if you do have nasty toes, they have custom
made silicone toe covers for individual toes.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
That go on my real toes. Yes, why would I
wear that? Well? So the people that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, now it may not be like totally camouflaging, but
it would help with the toenail situation you have going on.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, not only that, but also in between my index toe.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And my whole toe. Can you see right here? What
is that a blister?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No, that's from where the Some people would call it
athlete's foot. Yeah, yeah, you need to cover up.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
How about you use the sanitizer because you just touched.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I didn't touch my foot. I didn't touch my foot.
How did you pull your foot up?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I just pointed like that, but I didn't touch it. Yeah,
that's athlete's foot right there by the way.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Put your finger in between those two toes and it'd
be like, oh my god, I've got parmesan.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
O god.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
But I will say this, it's been good for my
athlete's foot because my foot's airing out, like my toes
have never been that dry ever.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Ever. That's thirty degrees outside. Yeah, what are you looking at?
They're so ugly.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I just want to see so much attention paid towards
you to your big toe. Elliott, that's not funny trying
to tax my hand with your foot.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
What's wrong? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
So you have the athlete's foot on, Dude, shave your toes.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I can't reach.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's like I can't get over the nail on your
big toe almost looks faker than the fake custom made
Etsy toe.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
By the way, my toes aren't that bad in terms
of hair.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
The second toe is Did you look at the price
of that thing, the fake Etsy toe?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
It's ninety four dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I would pay nine to fix my toenail, but five
stars diet, Oh that's true. Notice the review. What were
you asking about. No, it's just like you.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I'm asking you to stop trying to touch my hand
with your foot. No, but you've talked a lot about
your feet. I'm sure, I'm sure. Like, what does the
bottom did we're not playing this game.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay, well, I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
The the bottom of your foot. Yeah, you've said before
it looks cake cake Like what are you doing to
the inside of the cast? Because the cast? How far
on the bottom of the foot? Does the cast run
up as high as the top? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh, it's even all the way around.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
I didn't know if it was like you you had
almost like a like a slipper, like you're a baseball player,
like you're protecting the front.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's that it's at that spot all the way around.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
And do you feel like your foot fungus maybe eating
through the cast?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I'll tell you what. I feel like.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
The part that's sticking out of the cast has started
to dry, which is good. I feel like the part
on the inside I am sticking to gauze.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's horrible, but I can't. I can't. Like, I'm not
embarrassed to walk into a restaurant in shorts.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'm horribly embarrassed to walk into a restaurant with that
foot exposed.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's bad. What is this?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Is that rebound site he was on?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
So you notice that this is now a brace and
not a cast.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
But it is a zip up leg. Okay, I can't
do that.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
It's better than shorts.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Okay, But that guy also has a fake leg.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
No, he does not have a fake yet. He put
a brace on a fake leg.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, he's got I thought it was just like a
like a like a I don't I don't know what
you call it fake?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Maybe can we just get like I killed to wear
that boot?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Can we just get like a really big shoe? Hey
called cutting?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
What's that? What's that?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Mischief brand that does all the.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
At this point, can probably find one of those on clearance.
Where am I gun? Or the big yellow crop? Hi,
Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Hey, just want to let you know that you're the
only one dealing with this, so many of us are
going through that as well. But my best advice is
to hit up any nail salon and they can do
it before and after transformation. It's amazing. It's all over YouTube, Facebook, TikTok,
like wait before and after what?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Get your feet done? Get a pedicure? Right?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Yeah, and it's awesome. They can even make you look
a fake nail.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Wait a minute, how but I can't do yes, let
me finish.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
They don't even have a toenail and they just get.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Everybody Kevin do it.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I don't know, No, he's just like this, like Ani,
what is the because like ma'am, ma'am. But to get
a pedicure, don't you have to like don't they put
your feet in like a tub?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I can't do that.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
No, No, because nowadays a sanitary and especially after cop
and everything, they put a plastic cover up anyways, and
they put some hot water. You can do paraffin. There's
loss and loads of treatments they have, and they can.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Get my cast way.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
No, but they can still. But they can still.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Yes, exactly, Yeah, you won't regret it. Just just get
it done, because.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Like geta I'll get my tomails painted.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Now, just get them cleaning.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'm telling you they can't. I'm telling you, I am
telling thank you, ma'am. I'm telling you you cannot make
my big toe. Look you can't clean that up, Tyler.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
I think you'd be surprised. They do work miracles, Diane.
Now how close have you gotten to his toe?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Pretty far?
Speaker 7 (10:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Come looking seriously, come here, come look at.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Does not look like a human's toe?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Look at my big toe?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Okay, you think you think that just a little promise
is going to take care of that?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
It'll They could make it look better and maybe you
could get it painted.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Can you look at?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Come here, look at in between where my indexed toe
and my ring toe is.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Girl, you see that?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Maybe I should get a koozie. Snapchat says, what about
a soccer sock?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But I don't know. Do they stretch you?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yes, the guard Yeah that's up top though.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, but also I gotta pull that sock all the
way up to my thighs.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Oh my god, would you want to look presentable or not? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Is this a restaurant?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Is it gonna look funny if I have a green
and yellow striped sock going all the way up while
I'm wearing shorts.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's just also sorry, just a big just a big
brazil fan.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Now you've been given a lot of options, pick like
we've it's you're You're not.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I made paint the toenail. Lacking in choices, right? I
also am thinking about getting the shower seat.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Can't hurt. It's embarrassing you you're injured.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
It's embarrassing the shower seat is so.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
You keep.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
It while you need it and then tuck it in
the closet because you're gonna need it some day.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
The house next to me has one in their backyard
amongst their assortment of trash. Did I think they used
for a former resident or patient? Do we just grab it?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Yeah? You can get a good one, probably at the
Salvation Army before recycling.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, I'll take it. Where am I going? Line eight? Hi,
Elliet in the morning? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Who's this is Andrew and Westminster? Hey what's going on? Dude? Uh?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Look I heard you were looking for somebody who broke ankles.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I've broken both of them at the same time. No,
not at the same time. They were just different instances.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
But I have broken both my ankles before yet.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Hey, what did you saw? What did you cover your
toes with for dinner?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
For dinner? Uh?
Speaker 6 (12:53):
I mean, honestly, I would just kind of like.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Take like cut half of the stock, Like I usually
wear ankle stocks, so I would cut half of stock
golf and I would just like kind of tuck it
into my cast.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I see what you're saying. I see what Maybe that's
the way to go. Maybe that's the way to go.
That makes sense to me. By the way, that's just
the ankle one click on that far left.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, what is the name of a thank you sir?
What is the name of that brand?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Seal cuff?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Dude? That is the best cast cover? Oh that's what
you have?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, except mine goes all the way up to mid thigh.
It looks like I'm wearing thigh high boots. It's sexy.
The those are awesome. That thing is great and I
don't know who sent it to me, but it is awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I was more like this one.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, no it is.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Actually it looks like a huge condom. That's what it is.
It's awesome. It's great.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
How tight is it around your thigh? Very It looks haul.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
But you want it to be. Water doesn't know. It's
not like water goes Oh he's trying to keep it
out of here.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Water. Water gets in every.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Hole in crevice. So that's been a game change.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
That thing is awesome, and that's why everybody's like, you
got to get the.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Seat, So just you swallow your prideing and buy one.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
You're pushing yourself around on a knee rover ye in public,
but you know that's a game changer.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's a game changer. The rover is a game change.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yes, so in private you won't get something.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
It's it's m h.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Why be stubborn in the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well not by the way. That's the other thing. Having
to get up from the toilet.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I have to push down between my legs, which is
sometimes wet, and then hoist myself up to get how
a lot of seats break the what from getting from
pushing up in the middle?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Why would you push up in the middle If you're a.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Boy, you struggle to get up from a toilet. Oh really,
it's not from the sitting on it, it's the emotion.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Ye I got you, That makes sense. Line seven, Hi
yelly in the morning.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Man.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Look, I had broken my ankle, had multiple ankle surgeries,
and I will tell you you cannot subject that gnarly
foot to some poor manicure.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
That is cruel, just cruel.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
No, man, you gotta cover that puppy up.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
No, dona, it looks like something.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Man.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
Also, you need to be walking back all of those
negative jokes you made on me, because karma fits you
in the ass.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Man.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
I was waiting for my second ankle surgery, waiting for it,
walked my dog and snapped my fibula while waiting for
the second surgery and had to delay surgery because they
had to let the damn fibula heal to go ahead
and redo the damn ankle. Look this little hospital in
Green Bay, these volunteers crocheted little toe covers and so
(16:04):
they covered right over top of your foot. I had
a couple. I will bring them to you. Just put
those puppies right over that cast.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's a horrible I will say.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
My toes do get a little cold, they do get
a little chilly, exactly.
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Look, but all jokes aside go into like CBS and
those plushy big socks that everybody wears. Just get like
a neutral pair or whatever color mass is your cast and.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Just put it on.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
It's totally fun.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
But you cannot have that thing out in public.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
The toe, the toes bad, the fungus is bad.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Everything about it is bad.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
Jesus Christ like, just no, stay home, cancel the dinner,
not being public. I love you. I hope you're feeling better.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I feel great, thank you, thank you. All right, Narren six,
I gotta go quick.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I mean there may be something to that, because, as
you've noticed, they have not taken a photo of it,
because I do think it would ruin your career, Like
you beat her off in blackface. This is a photo
that would haunt you forever. And we already have the
one of you wearing Google glass.
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