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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today is my nine year anniversary. I proposed nine years ago. Thanks.
So when I proposed to my wife, I had this
whole thing planned out. It was by the lake that
we used to walk around. I had our daughter that
was gonna you know, I was gonna propose. It's gonna
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turn around and blah blah blah. Well, when I got
down on the knees, his duzze came out of nowhere
and started hissing at me. So I threw a pine
cone at it, and then it started charging at me.
So I had to move her over and it was
real quick. I said, so, I've never done this before
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when you marry me. Luckily, she said yes, But yeah,
that dude screwed my whole plan.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
That's pretty good. Hey, but you got down on one
knee right.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You there?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I got you? Did you? You said you got down
on one knee right right? Yeah? See that that that's
that's tradition, that's traditional. I'm fine with that. I'm fine
with that. All right, very good, thank.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
You, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And it worked out. People don't feel like they have
to anymore. Well, you know, you shouldn't feel like you
have to do anything. Although I did feel like I
had to give her a ring. No, But I'm like, like,
back in the day, there were I'm sure a set
of rules that everybody followed, well not everybody, most Yeah,
I would agree with that.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, but you're bring a bigger part of the ring.
You don't even have to do a ring anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
They didn't marry Jackie. Let me grab line four. Hi
Ellie in the morning. Hello, Yeah, Hi, who's this? Hi?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
My name is Julie.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
How are you good? When did you get engaged?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
So?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
I got engaged about sixteen years ago. My husband and
I were eighteen and twenty and we went to Columbia
watched the fireworks on July fourth, and we couldn't find
a spot and we just sat right next to the
dumpster and I sat on his legs and he's just like, hey,
does this ring fit?
Speaker 8 (02:08):
And it was one of his rings. And then I
was like no, and he was like does this one?
And I was like yeah. He's like, so you're gonna
marry me? And I was like cool, let's let's marry
right by the dumpsters, right by the dumpsters. But we
went happily married for sixteen years almost And yeah, he's
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my best friend.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Language man language. Let me ask you this. Let me
ask you this. You know I hate the eloping part
I do. Now, let me ask you this. Do you
do you wish at all that it would have been
different or no?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
No, actually, because.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
Now that we have our three kids, we are planning
in the near future to have like a big wedding
and have them involved. And I'll have a dance with
my son and he's gonna walk down the aisle. But
it's like it kind of worked out a little bit,
see children. Yeah, so I'm just like, yeah, you know,
it worked out how it.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Was supposed to.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Good for you, Good for you. I appreciate it. Thank you, ma'am.
See I like that. You know who would not have
liked that?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Jackie from Chief Beef?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh say how to Chief wait?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I proposed to my wife at Busch Gardens during Christmas Town.
When she reacted, she moved her hands up to her face,
quickly smacked herself in the nose, and proceeded to bleed
a lot. But that just makes for.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
A great story. Yeah, that's a great story. Yeah, Chief
doesn't say I wish I could redo it. No, but
just here was a moment Tim says he would redo
his because his wife now wife and him got into
an argument just beforehand.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Wait, just before the so everybody was pissed off. Yeah,
oh that sucks.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
It was that it was their last night on vacation.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh that sucks.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
So you sometimes you're advised to not wait.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Until the end of vacation. Yeah, but you also don't
want to do it at the beginning because then people
liked being on vacation as a newly engaged couple. It comes.
Oh I didn't think about that.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
And you then you can show off if there is
a ring, you can show the ring off at the
beach or wherever you are.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I do not take that to the beach. This thing
is not fit. Line four, Hi Ellie in the morning.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
By this man.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, Hi, who's this.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
John from glen Burnie? Uh Mary. Two years I never
even actually got to propose to my wife.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So you just showed up at a church and she
was there, Like, I don't get it.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
So my family sells Christmas trees. I met her selling
a Christmas tree. We started dating. We came up with
I came up kind of mutual. We were going to propose,
or I was going to propose at her company's Christmas
party the following year to make it like a all
encompassing Hey, we met in Christmas. I propose on Christmas
we go to our families, or we go to our
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jobs Christmas party or manager tends to have a little
bit too much whiskey, Jess, As I'm about to get
down on any of propose, her manager gets in a
fight with a co worker, glasses started breaking. We get
in the car to ride home and look at each
other like, are we still getting married?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Okay, cool, wow, but never got to propose.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But now that was how many years ago? Two years ago,
and still very happily married.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Right, very happily married. She does not work there anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Oh you know what, good good and good, all right,
very good, Thank you my friend, by the way, and
I'm glad it all worked out. Wouldn't that be.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
A weird place to get engaged, he explained, Why, Oh,
I listen, that would be weird.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
They're weird by themselves office Christmas? Yes, yes, could you
imagine all the stupid stations are together Todd's back lit Orley,
and then you're like hold on, everybody, hold on, hold on,
hold on s sh and you get engaged. But it's
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not even if you work there, it's weird. You're a guest.
That would be even weirder. Everybody be like, who's this?
That's odd? And I'm glad it worked out for them. Also,
did you take it that he met the woman while
he sold her a Christmas tree? Because that's romantic? Like
I like that.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
It sounds like a Hallmark.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I like that. Hi, Elliet in the morning.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Who's this?
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Is this? Chris?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yes, sir? What can I do for you?
Speaker 9 (06:53):
So?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I took my wife to DC.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
To go to the zoo on I forget when it was.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I think it was Veterans Day eight years ago, proceeded
to ask her to marry me at the zoo. She
said yes, and then later that night I got arrested.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
What did you get arrested?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
For intoxication?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I met up with my snipid cousin in DC and
he decided to party with me and send me on
the Metro at last call and Veterans Day, they weren't
having it, so they just never stayed me and arrested me.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Still mad.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
He waited for me the full time.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No, yeah, she waited.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
For me the whole time. At seven locks that night
until well, it was his Saturday Saturday, so she waited
till Monday morning for the commissioner to get back into
the office, proceeded to drive me home.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Eight years later, we just had our.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
First born, eleven weeks old today or Friday.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Still happily married. Thank god, she's a keeper.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Dude, that's awesome. Good for you, Good for you, that's great.
Thank you, my friend. Yes to another cousin story on Instagram.
When we called my dad to tell him we were engaged,
we found out my cousin's husband died that morning.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Gosh, I don't think it was meant for comic relief.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
No, that's awkward.