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Speaker 1 (02:32):
Is it safe to say most people have decorated? No?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Or is most of it after thanks.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
For people who get real trees. The real trees aren't
here yet.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh they're not.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I don't even know that I've paid attention. No, yeah,
I don't know. I much like that. I wouldn't be
such a winner. I don't.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
I mean, maybe like obviously next late next week to
coincide with Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Thanksgiving, I guess that makes I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 9 (02:54):
And I was reading yesterday that the trees farms that
supply these stands because of the weather and drought conditions
in so many spots will not have the supply that
they have had in previous years.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Does that mean everything's going to be real expensive again? Possible? Probably,
I mean lack of supply, price goes up.
Speaker 9 (03:15):
But then again this week, because of the warmth. At
the beginning of this week, I saw many people doing
their outside decorations.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Now let me ask you this Christian, will you do
me a favor? Will you find me? Will you find
me somebody I need? I need somebody that does that,
does something and has something, somebody that decorates for Christmas
inside and has a mantle.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Isn't that what you call the thing over the fireplace? Right?
Speaker 9 (03:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And it doesn't have to be ornate.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Some people have to say again, just a mantle the
wooden park goes on the fireplace.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Well, it doesn't even have to be wood but just yeah,
whatever that whatever that shelf is, that's by a fireplace.
Nobody who has a mantle and somebody who decorates eight
six six to Elliott eight six six two three five
five four six eight Now know you you treat up already?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Did you decorate the whole inside?
Speaker 9 (04:13):
No, we're saving that to do Thanksgiving. But there is
talk of maybe doing it this weekend of doing the.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Inside of the house.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
So the full tree has been up now for two weeks, right,
but to put everything else up but not the outside decorations.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
When did those go up?
Speaker 9 (04:30):
So that would have to be Thanksgiving weekend because I
want to follow the rules of the community.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh the community. Besides that, the hoa.
Speaker 9 (04:41):
But I guess you know what, because Thanksgiving is so late.
The twenty fifth is before Thanksgiving, and it's the thirty
day rule.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Yeah, twenty fifth is Monday.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Just do it now?
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Well, maybe I can get away with it Sunday evening.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I need somebody, and I want somebody who's got to
mantle at their house?
Speaker 6 (05:04):
But who decorates for Christmas? Can I go to line one? Hi,
Yellie in the morning. Hey you got a you decorate
for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah? Yeah, of course that's fine. That's nice. Do you
have a Do you have a mantle at the house?
Speaker 10 (05:23):
We do right about the fireplace.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Sure, what goes on the mantle for decorating.
Speaker 10 (05:31):
The kind of changes over here, but we uh, we
do some light up garland. We actually have two matching
Christmas trees on each side.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Oh I'm sorry, Trash says, that's common say, I'm sorry,
like little like fake like tree type things.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, trash says, what, Yeah, there are trees.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
There's a little tiny Christmas trees.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I was just uh listen, I don't
like we put up a fake tree, right, that's our
that's our big contribution to the holiday. It says that
people have let their mantles turned into trash. Get everything
off of there. Something very simple and that No, I'm
telling you right now. I bet if you send me
a picture of your mantle from last year, I bet
(06:14):
I could look at it and tell you it's trash.
It says, right here, thank you sir, ban these trashy
Christmas decorations from your home. They're shabby, not chic. And
it starts with the mantle. And people put all kinds
of crap up on their mantles. Yeah, stockings, the no
those should hang they do?
Speaker 11 (06:31):
Are they?
Speaker 8 (06:32):
They hang on the They hang from a little hanger
on top of the mantel.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh, goodbye, trash.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
I do the same crap every year.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Let me see. Oh look at this, there's.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Extra greenery from off of the tree when you snip
to clean it up.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Candle, I don't know what that figurine is you know
what I would do, honestly, if I were You've just
hired Elliott as your interior designer for the holidays, I
would walk by that amount extended to the right and
I just like a big sweet just everything off of there.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Can she at least keep the nativity set the Oh,
I hate that. I hate that. I do get that.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Sometimes on the mantle people will hide Jesus until no not.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Not no no no no the no? What what is
that for? Not Greek Easter? Why would they do it
for Happy Fourth of Easter?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
What is that?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
What is it like for the Nativity scene where you
don't really put Jesus in there until it's no?
Speaker 9 (07:34):
Isn't there something about the epiphany? The epiphany? That's it?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
So, like I know, sometimes it'll be like, here's our
family photo, Jesus kind of hanging out behind it. But yeah, no,
all that all that, you know what you know, what
you have on your mantle? Garbage off that it's way
too overdone.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
I don't think so. I think it's tasteful.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Actually they're shabby not sheet reading it right here.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
I don't have It's not a glut of things.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
What else was violating. Yeah, this so called rules.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I don't know what's outside your front door. Oh I
thought we were sticking with that's gotta go inflatables. Yes,
they're saying they're saying the inflat the inflatable market done.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Okay, well that's not true, but it's bigger than ever.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
The which is probably why it's time to go, just
like people's mantles of garbage. Yeah, can we stick to
the interior. Well, if you want to stick to the interior,
I can. They said that you should not. Okay, Diane,
you can look at your phone a million.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Times seeing what other violations I've made. Am I not
supposed to decorate the dining room either.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's not going to change that horder look of your man.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
I'm not a horder. I bet I have less crap
than you.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
On the mantle.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
I bet you don't, or less decorations in total on
the mantle.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You know what's on our mantle? Nothing?
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Thing because you' Jewish? Well that plays into it.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Also because I know that they're shabby, not sheet the
oh line one.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
We just got something that I guarantee you is on
this list shabby?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Oh wait, can I guess can get.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Get we get a new set or two of them
every single Christmas. If that's a good hint.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Cheap roman set, cheap ribbons to tie on the branches, garbage.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
When I say said, I just mean a new package
of them every Christmas, because I mean that.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
One guy was right, though, do you have like a
blinky light garland all over the place?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
I was gonna say nutcracker, But that's not a package
the village people or the village.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Oh do you get a new like house every year?
Speaker 12 (09:47):
We don't have that.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We don't have that.
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Yeah, sorry, uh And then you were gonna say nutcrackers. Yeah,
we collected those when I was younger, and we may
be getting a lego one this year.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But no, that's what I'm talking about. Don't put it
on the mantle, Diane.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
What did would you get window clings?
Speaker 12 (10:06):
Oh? Are they?
Speaker 10 (10:08):
Are they on the.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Why'd you turn your seat? Can't look at you?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Because he's he's a he's a style movement.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You're also shabby like? No, no, no, that that gets
a big capital W and a big capital you.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
When the kids are really that was a fun way
for them to get involved in the decorating because I
wouldn't let her touch the tree.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Don't let her touch the mantle that plays it. That'll
collapse that Quarderville does.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
The placement of the window clings effect the.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
It does, it does. I'm glad you asked that the critique.
Are the windows attached to your house, Yes, it does.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It does come into play.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
But they're not for passer passers by, and they are
inside the house, off the kitchen windows, so they're on
the kitchen and then someone we're sitting at the table eating,
we can enjoy what is disgusting out you could see,
you know where there's a lot of stuff. I don't
(11:13):
have a mantle. Our version of a mantle is our
table in the kitchen, where it's just like figuring doiley
after ceramic tree after doily. There's so much that goes
in the middle of a table that's not very large.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Right by the way. Two things number one trash number two.
If you can find a way to elevate.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
That table and move it near your fireplace, you could
change your last name to Stupart.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
Diane's the best out of all of us, though, because
she didn't Kristen, didn't you get a fake tree last year?
Your Okay, your husband got a fake tree last night
last year.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Do you guys have a mantle at the apartment, No
crap for two of you, but with a real tree.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Yeah, oh that's it.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You're the only one with a real tree.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
I guarantee that is the first rule. If you were
going by an interior design experts, totally keys to Christmas,
a fake tree is out.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
No, that's not that's one hundred percent not true.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
I've always had real trees, even when I live by myself.
I got a real tree.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
And you're not afraid of what all of you, all
of that that hoarder garbage catch it on.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
I was single and I had my own Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I give you credit for that actually, and a real one.
Speaker 8 (12:32):
Because I hated that we always had a fake one
when I was a kid.
Speaker 6 (12:35):
That doesn't fall into the shabby list because I think
they they've they've they've done nice things with fake trees.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Oh yeah, I mean, god, you're paying thousands of dollars more.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You can still shabby it up by putting that.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
And I don't know what this is, but they were like,
don't put on cheap ribbons on the tree.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't know what that I don't know what that is.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
So this person wants a tree decorated like you see
in a really nice department store.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Right, no, no, no, no, no no. But I'm okay.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
You're okay with ornaments that aren't like oh, and everything
doesn't match. That's not like a color.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
But I'll tell you they like that. They agree.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
I was gonna say they agree with something that you
always say. Don't have a bunch of different color blinky lights?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, solid white, discuss Yeah, okay. So I mean you're
with him on the that shabby.
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Speaker 9 (16:52):
But also don't get too close to my tree because
then you do see the pole in the middle. Where
are they on the fake Christmas tree smells? I have
va Oh your little that's not on there? Oh that's
not What about candles, because we have a candle that
also is a Christmas tree smell?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Where is it?
Speaker 9 (17:07):
It's further away from the Christmas tree, So you're getting
that sent throughout the house.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Ar against that shabby trash like.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Diana scented candle is trash? Who these bitches say that
to my face?
Speaker 6 (17:25):
I would, but I can't see you buy that mound
of garbage above your fireplace.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I like Diane whipped that picture out like this looks.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Nice and it's and you know what that pictures from
like twenty eighteen, because I do that every year. So
now I don't even have to think about it.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Diane's been hoarding since twenty eighteen.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
No, I don't have to think about it. I'm like, Okay,
here's where this thing goes. Here's where this thing goes.
Do they not like you to do a little extra
in the dining room?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Put like a bowl that's got a bunch of ornaments
in it?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Let me check that. Let me check that.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Oh god, Uh ornaments would be a key tip for
me to hear as well, so please.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Other signs of tackiness include, uh, windows stickers there you go?
Uh with snowfall or Christmas character? What do you want
them to be? If they're not that in the garbage?
Speaker 8 (18:17):
You're supposed to put a Frankenstein. It's freaking Christmas.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You do halloweyens as well?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
No tinsel on the Christmas tree. Is that I feel
like that a little yeah. Yeah, that feels especially kills
the book.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You've got pets, it's more for your dogs and kin.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Uh. Neutral ornaments that are color coordinated, the finishing touch
according uh oh, few oh few presents stacked neatly under
the tree, not just a big garbage mess of presents.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
I do reorganize presence.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You put them on the mantel.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
No, no, as as things get wrapped and you take
them all out from under, and then you stack them
by height and size.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
It looks nice.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
For who, well.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
For who?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh? I love it. Bline one Hi Elliet in the morning. Hey,
how bad is your Who's mantle's worse? Yours are Diane's?
Speaker 15 (19:20):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (19:20):
Hold on, So we do have a mantle that's already decorated.
But where do they lift? Uh Christmas tree? Fake Christmas
tree decorated with pine scented little trees like those are
my ornaments.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
The you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
They just said they want the ornaments to be very
tasteful and very uniform. I don't know what they mean
by you, but they wanted.
Speaker 8 (19:41):
To be You don't want like a gigantic one with
a bunch of little little one doesn't.
Speaker 10 (19:45):
Yeah, I'm talking about the little trees you hang in
your car. I just have those all over they you
already know.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Even Diane can call you white trash. You know the
answer to that play.
Speaker 10 (19:54):
So the so our mantle, I feel like the wife
has it pretty tasteful. It's uh, she's got some Garland
of on the front.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
By the way. No, the answer is no. The answer
is no. Garland is.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Garland is the like if you rank the seven deadly sins,
I don't know what the deadliest one is, but that's Garland.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
They Garland is bad so.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Garland mantle and Garland banister, no good banister.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
A lot of people to that going upstairs.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Okay, well a lot of people are shabby not chic.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
All right, Well, I want to fit in with society,
So I'm going home and riping.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
All that.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
And reorganize your presence while you're down there. All right, dude,
I appreciate it.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
Thank you, say we do the tensil on the banister.
Speaker 12 (20:39):
Dammit.
Speaker 9 (20:41):
I found your list. Some of it is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
For colors, they don't want blinky like like orange red
and everything light.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
It for for tacky.
Speaker 9 (20:53):
When it comes to color coornation, it says green and red. Well,
that's those are the colors of Christmas.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
No, because it's overdone. It looks like they said, it
looks like your house just vomited green and red.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
Because nobody's tasteful. But avoid coornating green and red. Yes,
good luck. Have you seen my pillows.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I have there on Dion's mantle.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
I don't have any pillows.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
You don't have. I don't have pillow in the house.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
There's not a head pillow that says ho ho ho
or hey Santa, hold my wall.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
And I know people will decorate like guest rooms and
and flip out quilter.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
No it don't. I don't go to those great links.
Speaker 9 (21:40):
No, think gold and silver, soft white and copper tones
instead of green and red.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Wow, because of all the garland and tinsel and everything
else that's in the house.
Speaker 9 (21:51):
I think the tinsel on the banister is a shimmery.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Silver. So it is not green and right, But is
it interesting? Spot the garland? Oh, thank god, there is
that's available. You know you know what what is it? No,
it's worse and it's just line five. Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
Hey, Eliott.
Speaker 15 (22:21):
My family's been collecting those Starnbach German nutcrackers, like real
fancy ones that come out of new ones every year.
So the mantle above the TV all it's all covered
in all kinds of different ones from different countries and things.
Speaker 10 (22:35):
How is that not classy?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Paging, mister trash, Paging, mister trash.
Speaker 15 (22:45):
I think that guy from Potomac may have.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Wrote that article.
Speaker 15 (22:48):
Sounds like a real Christmas tato.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
That's right, all right, dude, I appreciate it, Thank you,
my friend. Oh yeah, no, the the the fake flowers
for the table, like you're.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
You festive plates and mugs, Well why did I buy them?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (23:04):
You can use like one time a year and sometimes
I have a Christmas hangover and.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I'll cookies are for Santa.
Speaker 9 (23:12):
I'll keep the Christmas mugs in the rotation until Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Like your tree or Diane's mantle.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
That comes down when the trees come down.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
But tree comes like, oh, I'm sorry, trees.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
I don't have more than one tree, saying tree kind.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
I will say, I don't have this, but what are
what are reindeer or elf chair covers?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
What are those?
Speaker 12 (23:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Is that like the the the.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
Like the ones that you said, like they throw something
over the back of like a dining room chair. Like
sometimes they'll put a bow on the back of it,
or else they have like a like it's like a
felt type thing.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
I'm sure they got it at Michael's.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
The Oh, but you're talking about where it's like, you
know how I used to here.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Let me help you.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Yeah, remember in my car, I used to put a
T shirt over the back of my seat.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
This is that, but it's for your seat. It's for
like a chair at home. Internet sells these. Yeah, I've
never seen this in someone's house.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
I showed you what I have in my dining room.
It's a bowl with ornaments.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
That's it.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Have yourself a yummy Christmas.
Speaker 13 (24:25):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
And some of these have so much a dimension to them.
They're not just it's like a.
Speaker 9 (24:29):
Real snowman is coming out of the Santa's got the beard.
Uh Rudolph has the nose. The snowman has the carrot.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
I'm not you have this snowman thing on your mantel,
don't you?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
No, I don't. And they also I've seen it.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Obviously, I've seen a toilet seat cover before, but this
has the carpet to match Frosty's body, you know what?
Speaker 6 (24:57):
You know what like? Okay, so the we never had
the holiday ones. But what we did have, my mom
at one point we had a toilet seat cover.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
It was it was more like a like a plastic
but we.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Had the plastic floor thing in front of it, not
the little rug.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
The No, this was easy to clean. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Some of these seat covers actually stretch over the cushion.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, No, I don't. I don't want these. You didn't
want inflatable?
Speaker 9 (25:32):
Yeah, but I thought it was just the back of
the seat. Dan, I can't believe you have these.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Line seven Hi elliet at the morning? Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 12 (25:50):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (25:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Hire you you decorate pretty big for Christmas.
Speaker 16 (25:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (25:57):
So not only do I have the garland around the banister,
everything lights up and it extends all the way from
my living room through the kitchen into the bathroom and
it's all Grinch steam.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
I'm sorry, White trash says what I just found your
chair covers.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
So you're okay with cartoons?
Speaker 17 (26:16):
Then everything is red and green with white coconuts. And
I've got like even the lights in the Christmas tree
or the Grinch's face and they sing every time you
walk by it.
Speaker 9 (26:25):
You're a mean.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh my god, you shabby, I call you, Diane. All right,
very good.
Speaker 17 (26:35):
I had to have something to go with my bib
overall to my strong hat.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well, all right, trash, thank you, thank you. Desa here.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
Equally offensive is anything mechanical that moves.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh, don't you have a train?
Speaker 8 (26:51):
Now he's got the Santa that dances. It hits you
with the trump dance. Yes, I just got it. It's no, no,
I I we have a train.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
But that is part of any Christmas Eve tradition to
set it up and then we take it down immediately, right,
So it's a quick But don't you.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Have something don't you have something mechanical in the yard?
And I don't mean the platable.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Did you have the deer that used to move?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
No, the deer, I put like they're mounting each other. Deer,
they don't move.
Speaker 9 (27:21):
We have ornaments that move, you know, Diane, like the
ones on your mantle.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Diane can't move.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
There are ones where where you have to like the
Hallmark ones, where you have to unplug one of the
lights and then it looks like then it looks like
the chipmunks outside over the hot the hot can with
the flames above it.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
We have that one see escort you on the way
to the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
My dead mom gave it to me. Am I supposed
to do, not put it up.
Speaker 9 (27:50):
That should be the first question, not if the lights
are colored, or if they're twinkling, or if they're just white.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Does Diane have it? You know, if someone walks.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
In, they're an expert and they're trying to judge your
house and help you out. How many bulbs did you
have to move on this tree for ornaments? It's equally offensive.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Line three, Hi Elliott the morning, Hi Elliott, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 16 (28:18):
This is Colleen.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm doing great. What can I do for you?
Speaker 16 (28:23):
So? I work for a company that we put up
Christmas lights and we do interior, some interior stuff for
our customers as well.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
You decorate, You decorate people's houses like you go. You
go decorate people's houses.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
That is rich.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
By the way, Diane, there are companies that will come
in and empty your house.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I'm sorry anyway, yes in the season. Oh there you
go back to you. So you decorate houses.
Speaker 16 (28:51):
We've been putting up Christmas lights since October tenth in
the DC metro area. We've done over two hundred houses
so far.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (29:03):
And we'll start doing interiors probably next week. Usually it's
after Thanksgiving. The Thanksgiving so late.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
But can I ask you this though the this this
shabby sheikha listing that I was reading mantles, They said, mantles.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Everybody's let their mantle just go to trash. It looks
like garbage.
Speaker 16 (29:24):
Yes, yeah, some people do. Some people have very tasteful mantles.
I personally, I have all the stuff, but I'm too busy.
I can't decorate. I put up the stockings. I have
five kids. That's as much as I can get done
usually so plus by now I'm already sick of talking
about Christmas.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Hey, then I won't keep you. But I do have
one other question.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Somebody I know wanted me to ask you, do you
think it looks better on the stairs to have garland
and tinsel or just tinsel, just just potensil?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Very good, very good. I appreciate it. Thank you, pardon me,
thank you, ma'am. Yes, Tyler.
Speaker 9 (30:06):
They also say, no advent calendars. That's how you build
excitement leading to the big day.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
But isn't isn't the problem with advent calendars is that
like now they're I don't know what they what they
used to be like traditionally, right, But isn't it like
here's the Jack Daniels one, and here's the Hooters one,
and here's the Twin Peaks different?
Speaker 8 (30:29):
This is like one where it's like a little drawer
that you pull out or something like that that you
put But aren't they all theme candy and which I
mean you can do whatever you want?
Speaker 11 (30:37):
Right? Is it?
Speaker 9 (30:37):
Because they're no longer just the larger two sheets where
you would just rip the paper to see what it
says behind it on the second sheet like it's now
it's why it's a decoration onto itself.
Speaker 12 (30:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Yes, By the way, Kappy's tree spins all right, she wins, Diane,
No she doesn't.
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Speaker 1 (02:32):
Is it safe to say most people have decorated? No?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Or is most of it after thanks.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
For people who get real trees. The real trees aren't
here yet.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh they're not.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I don't even know that I've paid attention. No, yeah,
I don't know. I much like that. I wouldn't be
such a winner. I don't.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
I mean, maybe like obviously next late next week to
coincide with Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Thanksgiving, I guess that makes I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 9 (02:54):
And I was reading yesterday that the trees farms that
supply these stands because of the weather and drought conditions
in so many spots will not have the supply that
they have had in previous years.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Does that mean everything's going to be real expensive again? Possible? Probably,
I mean lack of supply, price goes up.
Speaker 9 (03:15):
But then again this week, because of the warmth. At
the beginning of this week, I saw many people doing
their outside decorations.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Now let me ask you this Christian, will you do
me a favor? Will you find me? Will you find
me somebody I need? I need somebody that does that,
does something and has something, somebody that decorates for Christmas
inside and has a mantle.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Isn't that what you call the thing over the fireplace? Right?
Speaker 9 (03:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And it doesn't have to be ornate.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Some people have to say again, just a mantle the
wooden park goes on the fireplace.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Well, it doesn't even have to be wood but just yeah,
whatever that whatever that shelf is, that's by a fireplace.
Nobody who has a mantle and somebody who decorates eight
six six to Elliott eight six six two three five
five four six eight Now know you you treat up already?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Did you decorate the whole inside?
Speaker 9 (04:13):
No, we're saving that to do Thanksgiving. But there is
talk of maybe doing it this weekend of doing the.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Inside of the house.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
So the full tree has been up now for two weeks, right,
but to put everything else up but not the outside decorations.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
When did those go up?
Speaker 9 (04:30):
So that would have to be Thanksgiving weekend because I
want to follow the rules of the community.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh the community. Besides that, the hoa.
Speaker 9 (04:41):
But I guess you know what, because Thanksgiving is so late.
The twenty fifth is before Thanksgiving, and it's the thirty
day rule.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Yeah, twenty fifth is Monday.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Just do it now?
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Well, maybe I can get away with it Sunday evening.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I need somebody, and I want somebody who's got to
mantle at their house?
Speaker 6 (05:04):
But who decorates for Christmas? Can I go to line one? Hi,
Yellie in the morning. Hey you got a you decorate
for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah? Yeah, of course that's fine. That's nice. Do you
have a Do you have a mantle at the house?
Speaker 10 (05:23):
We do right about the fireplace.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Sure, what goes on the mantle for decorating.
Speaker 10 (05:31):
The kind of changes over here, but we uh, we
do some light up garland. We actually have two matching
Christmas trees on each side.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Oh I'm sorry, Trash says, that's common say, I'm sorry,
like little like fake like tree type things.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, trash says, what, Yeah, there are trees.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
There's a little tiny Christmas trees.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I was just uh listen, I don't
like we put up a fake tree, right, that's our
that's our big contribution to the holiday. It says that
people have let their mantles turned into trash. Get everything
off of there. Something very simple and that No, I'm
telling you right now. I bet if you send me
a picture of your mantle from last year, I bet
(06:14):
I could look at it and tell you it's trash.
It says, right here, thank you sir, ban these trashy
Christmas decorations from your home. They're shabby, not chic. And
it starts with the mantle. And people put all kinds
of crap up on their mantles. Yeah, stockings, the no
those should hang they do?
Speaker 11 (06:31):
Are they?
Speaker 8 (06:32):
They hang on the They hang from a little hanger
on top of the mantel.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh, goodbye, trash.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
I do the same crap every year.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Let me see. Oh look at this, there's.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Extra greenery from off of the tree when you snip
to clean it up.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Candle, I don't know what that figurine is you know
what I would do, honestly, if I were You've just
hired Elliott as your interior designer for the holidays, I
would walk by that amount extended to the right and
I just like a big sweet just everything off of there.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Can she at least keep the nativity set the Oh,
I hate that. I hate that. I do get that.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Sometimes on the mantle people will hide Jesus until no not.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Not no no no no the no? What what is
that for? Not Greek Easter? Why would they do it
for Happy Fourth of Easter?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
What is that?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
What is it like for the Nativity scene where you
don't really put Jesus in there until it's no?
Speaker 9 (07:34):
Isn't there something about the epiphany? The epiphany? That's it?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
So, like I know, sometimes it'll be like, here's our
family photo, Jesus kind of hanging out behind it. But yeah, no,
all that all that, you know what you know, what
you have on your mantle? Garbage off that it's way
too overdone.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
I don't think so. I think it's tasteful.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Actually they're shabby not sheet reading it right here.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
I don't have It's not a glut of things.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
What else was violating. Yeah, this so called rules.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I don't know what's outside your front door. Oh I
thought we were sticking with that's gotta go inflatables. Yes,
they're saying they're saying the inflat the inflatable market done.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Okay, well that's not true, but it's bigger than ever.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
The which is probably why it's time to go, just
like people's mantles of garbage. Yeah, can we stick to
the interior. Well, if you want to stick to the interior,
I can. They said that you should not. Okay, Diane,
you can look at your phone a million.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Times seeing what other violations I've made. Am I not
supposed to decorate the dining room either.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's not going to change that horder look of your man.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
I'm not a horder. I bet I have less crap
than you.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
On the mantle.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
I bet you don't, or less decorations in total on
the mantle.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You know what's on our mantle? Nothing?
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Thing because you' Jewish? Well that plays into it.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Also because I know that they're shabby, not sheet the
oh line one.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
We just got something that I guarantee you is on
this list shabby?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Oh wait, can I guess can get.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Get we get a new set or two of them
every single Christmas. If that's a good hint.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Cheap roman set, cheap ribbons to tie on the branches, garbage.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
When I say said, I just mean a new package
of them every Christmas, because I mean that.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
One guy was right, though, do you have like a
blinky light garland all over the place?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
I was gonna say nutcracker, But that's not a package
the village people or the village.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Oh do you get a new like house every year?
Speaker 12 (09:47):
We don't have that.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We don't have that.
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Yeah, sorry, uh And then you were gonna say nutcrackers. Yeah,
we collected those when I was younger, and we may
be getting a lego one this year.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But no, that's what I'm talking about. Don't put it
on the mantle, Diane.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
What did would you get window clings?
Speaker 12 (10:06):
Oh? Are they?
Speaker 10 (10:08):
Are they on the.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Why'd you turn your seat? Can't look at you?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Because he's he's a he's a style movement.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You're also shabby like? No, no, no, that that gets
a big capital W and a big capital you.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
When the kids are really that was a fun way
for them to get involved in the decorating because I
wouldn't let her touch the tree.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Don't let her touch the mantle that plays it. That'll
collapse that Quarderville does.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
The placement of the window clings effect the.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
It does, it does. I'm glad you asked that the critique.
Are the windows attached to your house, Yes, it does.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It does come into play.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
But they're not for passer passers by, and they are
inside the house, off the kitchen windows, so they're on
the kitchen and then someone we're sitting at the table eating,
we can enjoy what is disgusting out you could see,
you know where there's a lot of stuff. I don't
(11:13):
have a mantle. Our version of a mantle is our
table in the kitchen, where it's just like figuring doiley
after ceramic tree after doily. There's so much that goes
in the middle of a table that's not very large.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Right by the way. Two things number one trash number two.
If you can find a way to elevate.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
That table and move it near your fireplace, you could
change your last name to Stupart.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
Diane's the best out of all of us, though, because
she didn't Kristen, didn't you get a fake tree last year?
Your Okay, your husband got a fake tree last night
last year.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Do you guys have a mantle at the apartment, No
crap for two of you, but with a real tree.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Yeah, oh that's it.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You're the only one with a real tree.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
I guarantee that is the first rule. If you were
going by an interior design experts, totally keys to Christmas,
a fake tree is out.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
No, that's not that's one hundred percent not true.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
I've always had real trees, even when I live by myself.
I got a real tree.
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But also don't get too close to my tree because
then you do see the pole in the middle. Where
are they on the fake Christmas tree smells? I have
va Oh your little that's not on there? Oh that's
not What about candles, because we have a candle that
also is a Christmas tree smell?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Where is it?
Speaker 9 (17:07):
It's further away from the Christmas tree, So you're getting
that sent throughout the house.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Ar against that shabby trash like.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Diana scented candle is trash? Who these bitches say that
to my face?
Speaker 6 (17:25):
I would, but I can't see you buy that mound
of garbage above your fireplace.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I like Diane whipped that picture out like this looks.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Nice and it's and you know what that pictures from
like twenty eighteen, because I do that every year. So
now I don't even have to think about it.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Diane's been hoarding since twenty eighteen.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
No, I don't have to think about it. I'm like, Okay,
here's where this thing goes. Here's where this thing goes.
Do they not like you to do a little extra
in the dining room?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Put like a bowl that's got a bunch of ornaments
in it?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Let me check that. Let me check that.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Oh god, Uh ornaments would be a key tip for
me to hear as well, so please.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Other signs of tackiness include, uh, windows stickers there you go?
Uh with snowfall or Christmas character? What do you want
them to be? If they're not that in the garbage?
Speaker 8 (18:17):
You're supposed to put a Frankenstein. It's freaking Christmas.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You do halloweyens as well?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
No tinsel on the Christmas tree. Is that I feel
like that a little yeah. Yeah, that feels especially kills
the book.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You've got pets, it's more for your dogs and kin.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Uh. Neutral ornaments that are color coordinated, the finishing touch
according uh oh, few oh few presents stacked neatly under
the tree, not just a big garbage mess of presents.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
I do reorganize presence.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You put them on the mantel.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
No, no, as as things get wrapped and you take
them all out from under, and then you stack them
by height and size.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
It looks nice.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
For who, well.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
For who?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh? I love it. Bline one Hi Elliet in the morning. Hey,
how bad is your Who's mantle's worse? Yours are Diane's?
Speaker 15 (19:20):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (19:20):
Hold on, So we do have a mantle that's already decorated.
But where do they lift? Uh Christmas tree? Fake Christmas
tree decorated with pine scented little trees like those are
my ornaments.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
The you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
They just said they want the ornaments to be very
tasteful and very uniform. I don't know what they mean
by you, but they wanted.
Speaker 8 (19:41):
To be You don't want like a gigantic one with
a bunch of little little one doesn't.
Speaker 10 (19:45):
Yeah, I'm talking about the little trees you hang in
your car. I just have those all over they you
already know.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Even Diane can call you white trash. You know the
answer to that play.
Speaker 10 (19:54):
So the so our mantle, I feel like the wife
has it pretty tasteful. It's uh, she's got some Garland
of on the front.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
By the way. No, the answer is no. The answer
is no. Garland is.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Garland is the like if you rank the seven deadly sins,
I don't know what the deadliest one is, but that's Garland.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
They Garland is bad so.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Garland mantle and Garland banister, no good banister.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
A lot of people to that going upstairs.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Okay, well a lot of people are shabby not chic.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
All right, Well, I want to fit in with society,
So I'm going home and riping.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
All that.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
And reorganize your presence while you're down there. All right, dude,
I appreciate it.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
Thank you, say we do the tensil on the banister.
Speaker 12 (20:39):
Dammit.
Speaker 9 (20:41):
I found your list. Some of it is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
For colors, they don't want blinky like like orange red
and everything light.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
It for for tacky.
Speaker 9 (20:53):
When it comes to color coornation, it says green and red. Well,
that's those are the colors of Christmas.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
No, because it's overdone. It looks like they said, it
looks like your house just vomited green and red.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
Because nobody's tasteful. But avoid coornating green and red. Yes,
good luck. Have you seen my pillows.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I have there on Dion's mantle.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
I don't have any pillows.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
You don't have. I don't have pillow in the house.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
There's not a head pillow that says ho ho ho
or hey Santa, hold my wall.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
And I know people will decorate like guest rooms and
and flip out quilter.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
No it don't. I don't go to those great links.
Speaker 9 (21:40):
No, think gold and silver, soft white and copper tones
instead of green and red.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Wow, because of all the garland and tinsel and everything
else that's in the house.
Speaker 9 (21:51):
I think the tinsel on the banister is a shimmery.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Silver. So it is not green and right, But is
it interesting? Spot the garland? Oh, thank god, there is
that's available. You know you know what what is it? No,
it's worse and it's just line five. Hi Elliott the morning.
Speaker 10 (22:20):
Hey, Eliott.
Speaker 15 (22:21):
My family's been collecting those Starnbach German nutcrackers, like real
fancy ones that come out of new ones every year.
So the mantle above the TV all it's all covered
in all kinds of different ones from different countries and things.
Speaker 10 (22:35):
How is that not classy?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Paging, mister trash, Paging, mister trash.
Speaker 15 (22:45):
I think that guy from Potomac may have.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Wrote that article.
Speaker 15 (22:48):
Sounds like a real Christmas tato.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
That's right, all right, dude, I appreciate it, Thank you,
my friend. Oh yeah, no, the the the fake flowers
for the table, like you're.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
You festive plates and mugs, Well why did I buy them?
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (23:04):
You can use like one time a year and sometimes
I have a Christmas hangover and.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I'll cookies are for Santa.
Speaker 9 (23:12):
I'll keep the Christmas mugs in the rotation until Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Like your tree or Diane's mantle.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
That comes down when the trees come down.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
But tree comes like, oh, I'm sorry, trees.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
I don't have more than one tree, saying tree kind.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
I will say, I don't have this, but what are
what are reindeer or elf chair covers?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
What are those?
Speaker 12 (23:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Is that like the the the.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
Like the ones that you said, like they throw something
over the back of like a dining room chair. Like
sometimes they'll put a bow on the back of it,
or else they have like a like it's like a
felt type thing.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
I'm sure they got it at Michael's.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
The Oh, but you're talking about where it's like, you
know how I used to here.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Let me help you.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Yeah, remember in my car, I used to put a
T shirt over the back of my seat.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
This is that, but it's for your seat. It's for
like a chair at home. Internet sells these. Yeah, I've
never seen this in someone's house.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
I showed you what I have in my dining room.
It's a bowl with ornaments.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
That's it.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Have yourself a yummy Christmas.
Speaker 13 (24:25):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
And some of these have so much a dimension to them.
They're not just it's like a.
Speaker 9 (24:29):
Real snowman is coming out of the Santa's got the beard.
Uh Rudolph has the nose. The snowman has the carrot.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
I'm not you have this snowman thing on your mantel,
don't you?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
No, I don't. And they also I've seen it.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Obviously, I've seen a toilet seat cover before, but this
has the carpet to match Frosty's body, you know what?
Speaker 6 (24:57):
You know what like? Okay, so the we never had
the holiday ones. But what we did have, my mom
at one point we had a toilet seat cover.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
It was it was more like a like a plastic
but we.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Had the plastic floor thing in front of it, not
the little rug.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
The No, this was easy to clean. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Some of these seat covers actually stretch over the cushion.
Speaker 11 (25:26):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, No, I don't. I don't want these. You didn't
want inflatable?
Speaker 9 (25:32):
Yeah, but I thought it was just the back of
the seat. Dan, I can't believe you have these.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Line seven Hi elliet at the morning? Yeah, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 12 (25:50):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (25:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Hire you you decorate pretty big for Christmas.
Speaker 16 (25:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (25:57):
So not only do I have the garland around the banister,
everything lights up and it extends all the way from
my living room through the kitchen into the bathroom and
it's all Grinch steam.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
I'm sorry, White trash says what I just found your
chair covers.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
So you're okay with cartoons?
Speaker 17 (26:16):
Then everything is red and green with white coconuts. And
I've got like even the lights in the Christmas tree
or the Grinch's face and they sing every time you
walk by it.
Speaker 9 (26:25):
You're a mean.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh my god, you shabby, I call you, Diane. All right,
very good.
Speaker 17 (26:35):
I had to have something to go with my bib
overall to my strong hat.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well, all right, trash, thank you, thank you. Desa here.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
Equally offensive is anything mechanical that moves.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh, don't you have a train?
Speaker 8 (26:51):
Now he's got the Santa that dances. It hits you
with the trump dance. Yes, I just got it. It's no, no,
I I we have a train.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
But that is part of any Christmas Eve tradition to
set it up and then we take it down immediately, right,
So it's a quick But don't you.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Have something don't you have something mechanical in the yard?
And I don't mean the platable.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Did you have the deer that used to move?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
No, the deer, I put like they're mounting each other. Deer,
they don't move.
Speaker 9 (27:21):
We have ornaments that move, you know, Diane, like the
ones on your mantle.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Diane can't move.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
There are ones where where you have to like the
Hallmark ones, where you have to unplug one of the
lights and then it looks like then it looks like
the chipmunks outside over the hot the hot can with
the flames above it.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
We have that one see escort you on the way
to the bathroom.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
My dead mom gave it to me. Am I supposed
to do, not put it up.
Speaker 9 (27:50):
That should be the first question, not if the lights
are colored, or if they're twinkling, or if they're just white.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Does Diane have it? You know, if someone walks.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
In, they're an expert and they're trying to judge your
house and help you out. How many bulbs did you
have to move on this tree for ornaments? It's equally offensive.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Line three, Hi Elliott the morning, Hi Elliott, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 16 (28:18):
This is Colleen.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm doing great. What can I do for you?
Speaker 16 (28:23):
So? I work for a company that we put up
Christmas lights and we do interior, some interior stuff for
our customers as well.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
You decorate, You decorate people's houses like you go. You
go decorate people's houses.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
That is rich.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
By the way, Diane, there are companies that will come
in and empty your house.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I'm sorry anyway, yes in the season. Oh there you
go back to you. So you decorate houses.
Speaker 16 (28:51):
We've been putting up Christmas lights since October tenth in
the DC metro area. We've done over two hundred houses
so far.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (29:03):
And we'll start doing interiors probably next week. Usually it's
after Thanksgiving. The Thanksgiving so late.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
But can I ask you this though the this this
shabby sheikha listing that I was reading mantles, They said, mantles.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Everybody's let their mantle just go to trash. It looks
like garbage.
Speaker 16 (29:24):
Yes, yeah, some people do. Some people have very tasteful mantles.
I personally, I have all the stuff, but I'm too busy.
I can't decorate. I put up the stockings. I have
five kids. That's as much as I can get done
usually so plus by now I'm already sick of talking
about Christmas.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Hey, then I won't keep you. But I do have
one other question.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Somebody I know wanted me to ask you, do you
think it looks better on the stairs to have garland
and tinsel or just tinsel, just just potensil?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Very good, very good. I appreciate it. Thank you, pardon me,
thank you, ma'am. Yes, Tyler.
Speaker 9 (30:06):
They also say, no advent calendars. That's how you build
excitement leading to the big day.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
But isn't isn't the problem with advent calendars is that
like now they're I don't know what they what they
used to be like traditionally, right, But isn't it like
here's the Jack Daniels one, and here's the Hooters one,
and here's the Twin Peaks different?
Speaker 8 (30:29):
This is like one where it's like a little drawer
that you pull out or something like that that you
put But aren't they all theme candy and which I
mean you can do whatever you want?
Speaker 11 (30:37):
Right? Is it?
Speaker 9 (30:37):
Because they're no longer just the larger two sheets where
you would just rip the paper to see what it
says behind it on the second sheet like it's now
it's why it's a decoration onto itself.
Speaker 12 (30:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Yes, By the way, Kappy's tree spins all right, she wins, Diane,
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