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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Does everybody know who Ashley Longshore is?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
She's an artist.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Ashley Longshow is an artist, and I want to say
she's known for some portrait work that she's done in
the past. And by the way, you don't have to
know who Ashley Longshore is to to play the game.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Oh, she's worked with Eli Manning?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Has she really? What way did she do a portrait
of him?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
He is a celebrity art collector, is he really?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Apparently, because Ashley Longshow is done, like they point out,
like she has done famou like portraits of famous people. Wait,
so Eli Manning collects celebrity portraits.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
No, he is a celebrity collector, so he collects and
he is also a celebrity.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh okay, all right, anyway, so Ashley is known for
a lot of things, including having worked with Eli Manning. Okay,
so anyway, the city of Miami is kind of the
art capital of the country. This weekend, there's that kind
of that real famous art basil show that's taken place there,
and so while that's going on, there's also other art
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events that are taking place all across Miami.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
At one of these kind of secondary ones.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Not that she's not famous enough to be at Art Basil,
but she is set up at a secondary place that
she has her own booth. So she is set up
there are people come in and out and they go
through all these different art installations and stuff. It's a
huge weekend for art lovers in Miami. So she has
her own booth set up, and in her booth she's
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got like artwork that's set up. But what is noticeable
at her little exhibit booth on the floor is thirty
thousand dollars worth of in cash, all one dollar bills.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
What in some sort of like sciltistically display or sealant
over it.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
No, it's it is both of you know. So it
is not they're not laid out to like spell something
out like Miami or something like that. And they're not
like in plexiglass or anything. It's as if she went
in and said, let's play fifty two card pickup with
thirty thousand dollars worth of ones, okay, and she just
threw them up and they landed wherever they did, and
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so there is a pile of money that's on the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Well, people are walking into this little exhibit area and
again it's not like you're walking into a store. It's
kind of like a like a really big like cube
area where her art is set up is like almost
like a street fare.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's her space.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
And well, people are looking down going like Jesus Christ,
that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Like they don't know how much it is.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
They just know that there's wads of money just loosely
laying on the ground. Yeah, what are you supposed to
do with that money?
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Well?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Is this more of an experiment than it is an exhibit?
It's art exactly, So is this she wanting to see
what people do? Or are people reacting in a way
she did not expect?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What are you doing? Diane?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Is there security there? What do you mean are there
security guards sort of manning the exhibit?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I would imagine that at at the venue there may
be security guards, but at her exhibit, No, there's not
security guards that are stationed there because there's money on
the floor.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
What am I doing? You're asking if I'm scooping up
some money and running?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, I mean that's an option.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I don't think I would because I'm sure there's a
million cameras there and I feel like you're one like disturbing.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What is her art.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I mean, people get funny about if you go to
an art show and you take pictures of something if
you like it, that's a big no.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
No.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I can't imagine like being bold enough to like go
in and scoop up a portion of an exhibit and
run out of the room with it.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Would you be bold enough to ask her what am
I supposed to do with the money?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well, don't ask questions you don't want answers to.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You wouldn't even ask her.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
No, you wouldn't even go like, hey, if I saw
this for me, if I saw some other people saying, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
take what you want, then I'm taking something.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh there are those like fellow guests who also have it,
as I guess.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So, oh you see me lean over and grab five one?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Did you ask? Are you are?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
You just walked in and you saw me bending over
to pick up the money. I wouldn't do it, then,
why you just said if other people were doing it?
You would?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
If the artist is there saying art is this standing
right there?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Oh? By all means please please take some money? Well,
you'd be stupid not to. But if you just bend
over and take it and then high tail it out
of there.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
What's the name of the exhibit? Does that clean you in?
Is it like temptation?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
The Uh No, it's it's not called temptation. Let me
ask you this, Diane. Let's pretend you and I went
in there together and you're like, I'm not touching and
I'm like, all I want to do is touch it.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And we asked like, what's with the money?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Can I take it? Can I have some?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's what you're saying, is that you're not You're not
saying like what ask other questions?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
It's an art exhibit. Yeah, there's free money laying out there,
like free in the wild.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It seems really dangerous too.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
And if I said, excuse me, missus longshore, what like
is the money for us? What is that?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
What is the answer Elliott always gives that we hate
Is it like tithing?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
No, what is it?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
We love that one?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Do what you think is right? What do you always
say to that something like that?
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
What Diane is like, do we need to do whatever?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I'll do?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Like you do what you think is right?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
That?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Why why do you hate that?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Answer?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
So is Diana?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Do I have to go to this station event, and
I'm like, do what you think is wrong?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
That sounds like a note to me, Elliott, do we
have to.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Go to the iHeart Christmas Party? Diane? You do what
you think is right.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
So it is Longshore about to give us some very
ambiguous response.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
She is going to give you a response, which is,
this is my hard earned money. Do you feel comfortable
taking money you didn't earn?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Again, it's real risky for her because where it's gonna
get out, Like, hey, there's a bunch of money laying
on the floor in this building, a thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, this is my hard earned money. Do you feel
comfortable taking money you didn't earn?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I wouldn't take any money.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So she didn't say take it.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
She said do you feel comfortable? And I wouldn't say
don't take it. I wouldn't As a matter of fact.
She made it sound like, if you want to go ahead,
but are you comfortable going in and scooping it into
a trash bag and running out of there and somebody's
gonna tackle me?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Why is somebody tackling you?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Because somebody?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
But she just told you, are you comfortable taking the money?
I would say no. I would say no, in no circumstance.
Are you comfortable taking money that you didn't earn?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
If I see a twenty on a street that somebody dropped,
I'm taking that you.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Didn't earn that, well, come on, that's that's luck. Look,
that's the one she brought up.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
And I told you before, and that happened to me.
I stood on it and looked around O four cameras,
thinking it may have been an ABC special, So.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You're not taking it?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
No, that's that's second part of her response stings, which
one the comfort lefl oh, are you comfortable taking money
you didn't earn? I know you're interpreting that to mean
she didn't answer the question.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
She didn't but for me no, No, But she did,
and she didn't answer with a with a true yes
or no.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
She actually said she she actually said yes.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Take it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well, that's how you interpret it.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
She didn't say you can't have it. All she said
is are you comfort? Are you comfortable taking money you
didn't earn? No?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
She but that statement would guilt me into not touching it.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
What's another example that.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
It?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Either is there something more similar than just finding money
on a street.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I was trying to think When Diane said that, I
was trying to think of like there are those stories
where money blows out of a car or money. Yeah,
but that you know, isn't You know you're not supposed
to take it, but you do and I would No,
I'm one hundred percent I'm taking that. I am pulling over,
I'm probably causing an accident. I'm one hundred percent taking
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that money. Oh I got an example, but that is
But this is this is money that they're telling you.
If you're comfortable, even though you didn't earn it, If
you're comfortable, do what you think, do what you think
is right.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
What about when you're at like a Dave Busters or
Chuck E Cheese and maybe someone's walked away from a
game not realizing more tickets were being out. I know
what I'm doing, keeping the tickets, taking them. Oh yeah,
you didn't earn them. Say again, you didn't earn those tickets.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Well, I'm also not the idiot who left them.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Well there should be two idiots who did.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
What if the idiots and within screaming distance where you
could go, hey, it's still spitting out tickets?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Are you comfortable taking tickets you didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Earn the I take them all day, They take them
all day.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
There's probably there's probably not even I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I don't like when they go up to what are
those machines called where you put a quarter in and
you spin them like a little RinkyDink toy comes out.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh, but it goes around in a circle. Can Yeah,
I like that?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Like what what are those called?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Ripoff? Yes, but I don't. I don't know the name
of it.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Oh, I always you do not just spend them hoping
that a toy comes out. You didn't earn that toy
by paying for it? Yeah you did, No, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
You it's the machine's fault for malfunctioning.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I earned money and then I pay.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
You're talking about chuck E cheese tickets, which are worth nothing.
You have to have a hundred for garbage. Oh so
as opposed to actual cash.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
So if I took one dollar out of the thirty thousand,
which is about the value of that fistful of tickets,
well five hundred fistfuls of tickets, I could argue I'm
only taking a dollar that's not really worth anything comparatively.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
And is your morality cash based mine? I'm not asking you, Oh.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
I don't think I would do the dollar because I
would also feel like I would also feel like I'm
on camera and I'm gonna get and then this is
going to be a whole Netflix documentary.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
About what look at this, this woman with no scruples.
Is that dollar really gonna change your life.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Through the grift shop? Yeah? Now what did Dustin end
up doing?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Kristian? Are you taking any of the money? I'm the
only one that's taking it. I take it all day.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
And how did this play out last night?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
So I can I can I tell you what the
whole thing is. It's actually part of a second exhibit.
Ninety percent of the people did not touch the money.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Did not touch it or take it, or did not
take it. When when she answered that wayne of the.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
People didn't take the money and now I don't I
can't break that down versus like, oh I shouldn't do
this because the artist is here, clearly that's not my money,
or felt guilty of like no, okay, well no I
didn't earn it, I'm not gonna take it. People didn't
take money for whatever reason. Five percent did did they
take the full amount of the full thirty thousand, They
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just they just grabbed handleble. Somebody grabbed a couple hundred dollars.
Some people just grabbed like twenty dollars. It's not like
they counted it out. They just grabbed a fist full
of money and that was it. Some people some people
had an answer to her and said I earned it
by bending over, and then they grabbed it.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And then now see this money rolls into a secondary exhibit.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's a whole exhibit about greed and and and.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I think, what does she call it? Hold on.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Drunken entitled Tequila Soaked Masses. That is the name of
the second exhibit. So when they asked her, aren't you
pissed that people are taking your money? Her real answer is,
I'm just investing in my next art exhibit, which is
going to be a montage in a video of people
taking money about a video, right decision, Oh, Dustin, I'd
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still take it all day. I would still take the
money all day. And the other thing, no matter what
it was in my head, I would go, you know
how artists, aren't they're all like in a good way.
They're all kind of like really like like advance guard people.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
They want me to take the money.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
It's like it's like paying six million dollars for a
stupid banana on a wall.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I bet the clips of the people who felt uncomfortable
with the way that she answered the question then trying
to remember because you said it is a display where
the bills they picked up were as they're setting them
back on the ground, like, oh, she probably spent days arranging.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
My lever, Now what goes there? I would have laid.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I would have taken off my hoodie and I would
have stuffed so much money in it and tied it
up like it like it's Santa's sack.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
And the star of the next show is no longer
our guest are it's our guest performer by.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
The way, So now me and Eli Manning both very.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Involved with UH, with the with the artists, and and
w Ross brings up a great point too, what about
Peyton Manning? Oh, Peyton very good. Peyton man I like
the Manning, but Peyton is also good. Isn't that a
great art exhibit?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Though?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I like that, and I love I love the morality question.
I do take the money all day.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I do like that you're confronted with that though, and
it's not like you find out later, right, because then I.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Like that she tells it right to your face, right
to your face. You didn't earn it. But if you're comfortable,
I am.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Oh, you would dread the countdown to that next exhibit opening,
like how much am I going to be featured? Because
you know they got my giddy face when I started
kicking this stuff up.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Oh, it's like being in a cash machine with no wind.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Where am I going? Line four? Hi, Yollie in the morning?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
All right, Yeah? Hi?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Who's this?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Hi? This is Nicky?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Hold On?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Hold on, Nick, hold on, Nick. Let's play a little game.
Everybody right down of y or an N. Don't tell
me your answer, but yes or no based on just
the Hello, is nick taking the money or leaving the money?
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Go ahead, Nick, I'm gonna have to add an age
in they in there. Yes, there we go.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Guess right, I guess right too.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Yeah, if you're so pomp, I still leave thirty thousand
dollars on the ground to us out here in the
running old. Of course I'm gonna take the money.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Not even though even though Nick, I just want to confirm,
even though you didn't earn that money.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
Taking up the money, that's what I did. That's what
I'm making jobs.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Exactly. It's fricking I can hear it. Josh better not
have dumped that. All right, very good, Thank you sir,
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
The next vote is was that an R or you? Hi?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Elliott The Morning Elliott? Yeap? Hold on name please?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Well, how is that going to matter?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'm just hearing the voice. What's your name, sir? I'm
mouth from the Goonies and I'm taking that money.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I would have said yes on the Hello, I would
have said yes, absolutely, you are absolutely all right Elliott
The Morning Listeners two for two, Barne eight, Hi, Elliott
The Morning Elliott.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
He's taking it. Yeah, what's your name, sir?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Hey? This is Brian.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Hey, Brian, you're taking the cash or you leaving it?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I'm definitely taking that cash.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Thank you, thank you. And doesn't it make Diana and
Tyler look foolish a little bit?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
The are you guys so much money? You don't need
that little bit extra?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Remember this is not a hidden camera on a street.
This is all in a contained art exhibit.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah, which is why I'm taking money. Didn't randomly blow
in there. Now, I would also take the money on
the street. I'm just being very clear, being very very clear.
Line three, Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
This means name.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
DJ. I'm on the fence. Where are you from d
You're taking it? Yes, yes, yes, sir, yeah, you take
any of course, you don't know how many people in DC
take money they didn't earn every day in the government.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Oh, I like the spin, That's what I'm yelling.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I like the spin.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Somewhere the mean your building that didn't earn it.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Oh, I could give you a list of people that
draw a salary that don't earn it in this building,
he's saying, he's talking about entitlements.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
How about this? How about this? You want to talk
about art here? Maybe this is the exact same thing,
a fountain with coins in it?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
What about it?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
You scooping the money out?
Speaker 6 (18:34):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Oh no, someone's moral compass change side.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
What's the difference?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Those are people's wishes?
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Wishes are worth more than her hard earned art the money.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I mean that that that's a great that is a
great question. Now I will say this. I have in
the PA asked taking money out of a fountain?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
When I would?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Diane? You never when you were young, you never went
to the mall and needed money for the arcade. Now, oh,
he's taking all the time. There was a there was
a fountain in the middle of the mall.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
We would take up.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
We would take money out of there all the time
to play at the arcade.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Which would you rather be caught on camera.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Doing as a child as an adult? I'm not taking
money out of the fountain.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Okay, so you're not doing it at all.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
But you know what I think the real reason is.
And I hope this doesn't make me look bougie, Like
you could grab a fistful of money and you know,
like I just got cash?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
What am I grab it? Like eighty five cents out
of the fountain?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah, my arm's wag.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
God just cleared a dollar.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I just think I don't think I value it enough.
I don't think I look at it and go if
it were rolls of money, then maybe, But do you
understand what I mean? Like you got Nichols and and
panties and all that other stuff people throw quarters. Yeah, no,
but it's it's a it's a lot of juice for it.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's a lot of squeeze for the juice.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I did.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I think that's the only reason I'm saying no, but
is then the fountain money more earned by you.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I did have to work to get it.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I had to get wet, wet, so when you would
play it's a great question, when you would play games
of the arcade, did you get the joystick?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Call sloppy and soaking.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I did wipe my hand on my shirts, but yeah, no,
I'd scoop that money out. I'd played defender in track
and field. It was great, and you had to make
sure your hand was dry because what else were you
doing in the arcades? Thank you, Here come the wet bandits.
(20:52):
I definitely be honest. I'm the only one that stole
coins out of a fountain.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I swear I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Again, not as an adult. I've never seen anyone do that.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Oh my god, it happens all the time, all children, though,
if there's an arcade in the mall, No, people steal
money out of fountains all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
That happens all the time.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I haven't been able to say that I've seen firsthand
that happen.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Find any fountain in wait in any city, and there's
people doing two things to it. Either one the homeless
are bathing, true or the or people are stealing money
out of it?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
What about it? That's why a lot of places will
tell you not to do it.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Remember Kansas City, it's a city of fountains. You think
you think they lead the nation in fountain theft?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Or do people who go there just now, there's so
many fountains save money.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
No, of course they're stealing it.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
It's a crime of opportunity.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I don't know more people. Do people rob banks? If
there's a lot of banks or one bank, they rob as.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Many they can. Hi, Ellie in the morning, the coin?
Speaker 6 (22:05):
Great?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah? Hi? Who's this?
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Hi is Derek?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
By the way, Please tell me I'm not the only
one that stole coins as a kid.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yes, Derek? What can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (22:14):
I'll just let y'all know I would not take the money.
I believe in good karma, and I feel like i'd
get it back eventually.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
In lie, Okay, you're a goddamn liar. Who's listening that
you're trying to impress nobody?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
No, no, nobody's listening. But like you ever give money
to a homeless person, you eventually feel like you're going
to get it back. A couple of years ago, it
happened to me. And later on that day at Buffalo
Wild Wings, I ordered ten wings and they gave me twenty.
I always believe in good karma, So you don't know
where that money's gonna come from.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Okay, okay, two things.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Two things.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Number one, you just stole product from the company.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
He got twenty wings.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
You just but you stole from them.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
But that's that's their problem. They gave it the earlier
in the day. I gave the money and then I
got it back.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
That's that's big wing. They'll never miss it.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Great answer, yes, Tyler.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
And before you try to accuse him of doing something similar,
Josh Wrights, Oh god, I would never take money liar
of a fountain.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Oh okay, he would take that money off the floor,
and he would one hundred take money out of the fountain.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
He said, sure, make fun of my weight, my eating habits,
my seapap or my Funko collection.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
But I would never do that. Wait, would would he
take the money on the floor?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
He didn't say. He didn't answer that.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
He was just talking about the found Yes, he would.
As a kid, he would have.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
He said, never. So he's never done it.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
He's a liar. He's a liar. Where am I going?
Line one? Ask him about the money on the floor.
By the way, he steals.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
He steals from the company all the time. Didn't he
get fired from a place for stealing?
Speaker 5 (23:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
You always confuse him with somebody else.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh, Jeremiah, No, oh my god? Who was Who was
the one walked out with the two computers?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Stop, no he did. He walked out with two computer?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Stop singing.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Nobody used to work here and then he would. I
can't remember.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
It was one of the Odyssey stations PGC, but he
stole two computers. Who was that? Who was that? Sorry, Jeremiah,
wasn't you? Didn't Josh steal something?
Speaker 5 (24:23):
There?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You go stealing.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
We're allowed to have them.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Okay, you're allowed to have You can have them. You're
not supposed to hoard.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Listen, that's like getting the wings. I'm sorry, Hi, who
is this? Selma?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, you're taking the money.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
No, I could never do that.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I feel that taking up money off the ground.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I could never take.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Money from an art exhibit.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
That's terrible.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Why do you feel you see like a five dollars
bill on the ground, aren't you like a late Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Well no, I'm like, oh, no, somebody lost this.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
It's like a dog.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
It actually is nothing like a lost dog. No, I
will say this. I will say this.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I'll take anything I didn't earn. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
The only time, the only time, and I'll be very honest.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I'll be very honest.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
If I see someone drop the money, I will give
it back to them. I see that at seven eleven.
If somebody drops thank you, ma'am. If somebody drops the money,
I do, I'll go hey, and then I'll give them
the I'll give them the money back. Yeah, I'm trying
to think. If I've ever seen them drop two bills
and I give them one and I keep the other,
I don't think so. I wouldn't rule that out as
a possibility, but I've seen especially if it's a kid
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who's like in there getting like a slurpye or something,
then I definitely Sometimes I buy kids I can't.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
For for very little in return.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Here I filled up this slur before
Speaker 2 (25:53):
It tastes funny.
Does everybody know who Ashley Longshore is?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
She's an artist.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Ashley Longshow is an artist, and I want to say
she's known for some portrait work that she's done in
the past. And by the way, you don't have to
know who Ashley Longshore is to to play the game.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Oh, she's worked with Eli Manning?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Has she really? What way did she do a portrait
of him?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
He is a celebrity art collector, is he really?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Apparently, because Ashley Longshow is done, like they point out,
like she has done famou like portraits of famous people. Wait,
so Eli Manning collects celebrity portraits.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
No, he is a celebrity collector, so he collects and
he is also a celebrity.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh okay, all right, anyway, so Ashley is known for
a lot of things, including having worked with Eli Manning. Okay,
so anyway, the city of Miami is kind of the
art capital of the country. This weekend, there's that kind
of that real famous art basil show that's taken place there,
and so while that's going on, there's also other art
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events that are taking place all across Miami.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
At one of these kind of secondary ones.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Not that she's not famous enough to be at Art Basil,
but she is set up at a secondary place that
she has her own booth. So she is set up
there are people come in and out and they go
through all these different art installations and stuff. It's a
huge weekend for art lovers in Miami. So she has
her own booth set up, and in her booth she's
(01:34):
got like artwork that's set up. But what is noticeable
at her little exhibit booth on the floor is thirty
thousand dollars worth of in cash, all one dollar bills.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
What in some sort of like sciltistically display or sealant
over it.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
No, it's it is both of you know. So it
is not they're not laid out to like spell something
out like Miami or something like that. And they're not
like in plexiglass or anything. It's as if she went
in and said, let's play fifty two card pickup with
thirty thousand dollars worth of ones, okay, and she just
threw them up and they landed wherever they did, and
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so there is a pile of money that's on the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Well, people are walking into this little exhibit area and
again it's not like you're walking into a store. It's
kind of like a like a really big like cube
area where her art is set up is like almost
like a street fare.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's her space.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
And well, people are looking down going like Jesus Christ,
that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Like they don't know how much it is.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
They just know that there's wads of money just loosely
laying on the ground. Yeah, what are you supposed to
do with that money?
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Well?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Is this more of an experiment than it is an exhibit?
It's art exactly, So is this she wanting to see
what people do? Or are people reacting in a way
she did not expect?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What are you doing? Diane?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Is there security there? What do you mean are there
security guards sort of manning the exhibit?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I would imagine that at at the venue there may
be security guards, but at her exhibit, No, there's not
security guards that are stationed there because there's money on
the floor.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
What am I doing? You're asking if I'm scooping up
some money and running?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, I mean that's an option.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I don't think I would because I'm sure there's a
million cameras there and I feel like you're one like disturbing.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What is her art.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I mean, people get funny about if you go to
an art show and you take pictures of something if
you like it, that's a big no.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
No.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I can't imagine like being bold enough to like go
in and scoop up a portion of an exhibit and
run out of the room with it.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Would you be bold enough to ask her what am
I supposed to do with the money?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well, don't ask questions you don't want answers to.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You wouldn't even ask her.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
No, you wouldn't even go like, hey, if I saw
this for me, if I saw some other people saying, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
take what you want, then I'm taking something.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh there are those like fellow guests who also have it,
as I guess.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So, oh you see me lean over and grab five one?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Did you ask? Are you are?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
You just walked in and you saw me bending over
to pick up the money. I wouldn't do it, then,
why you just said if other people were doing it?
You would?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
If the artist is there saying art is this standing
right there?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Oh? By all means please please take some money? Well,
you'd be stupid not to. But if you just bend
over and take it and then high tail it out
of there.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
What's the name of the exhibit? Does that clean you in?
Is it like temptation?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
The Uh No, it's it's not called temptation. Let me
ask you this, Diane. Let's pretend you and I went
in there together and you're like, I'm not touching and
I'm like, all I want to do is touch it.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And we asked like, what's with the money?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Can I take it? Can I have some?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's what you're saying, is that you're not You're not
saying like what ask other questions?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
It's an art exhibit. Yeah, there's free money laying out there,
like free in the wild.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It seems really dangerous too.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
And if I said, excuse me, missus longshore, what like
is the money for us? What is that?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
What is the answer Elliott always gives that we hate
Is it like tithing?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
No, what is it?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
We love that one?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Do what you think is right? What do you always
say to that something like that?
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
What Diane is like, do we need to do whatever?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I'll do?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Like you do what you think is right?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
That?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Why why do you hate that?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Answer?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
So is Diana?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Do I have to go to this station event, and
I'm like, do what you think is wrong?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
That sounds like a note to me, Elliott, do we
have to.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Go to the iHeart Christmas Party? Diane? You do what
you think is right.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
So it is Longshore about to give us some very
ambiguous response.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
She is going to give you a response, which is,
this is my hard earned money. Do you feel comfortable
taking money you didn't earn?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Again, it's real risky for her because where it's gonna
get out, Like, hey, there's a bunch of money laying
on the floor in this building, a thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, this is my hard earned money. Do you feel
comfortable taking money you didn't earn?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I wouldn't take any money.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So she didn't say take it.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
She said do you feel comfortable? And I wouldn't say
don't take it. I wouldn't As a matter of fact.
She made it sound like, if you want to go ahead,
but are you comfortable going in and scooping it into
a trash bag and running out of there and somebody's
gonna tackle me?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Why is somebody tackling you?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Because somebody?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
But she just told you, are you comfortable taking the money?
I would say no. I would say no, in no circumstance.
Are you comfortable taking money that you didn't earn?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
If I see a twenty on a street that somebody dropped,
I'm taking that you.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Didn't earn that, well, come on, that's that's luck. Look,
that's the one she brought up.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
And I told you before, and that happened to me.
I stood on it and looked around O four cameras,
thinking it may have been an ABC special, So.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
You're not taking it?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
No, that's that's second part of her response stings, which
one the comfort lefl oh, are you comfortable taking money
you didn't earn? I know you're interpreting that to mean
she didn't answer the question.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
She didn't but for me no, No, But she did,
and she didn't answer with a with a true yes
or no.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
She actually said she she actually said yes.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Take it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Well, that's how you interpret it.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
She didn't say you can't have it. All she said
is are you comfort? Are you comfortable taking money you
didn't earn? No?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
She but that statement would guilt me into not touching it.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
What's another example that.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
It?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Either is there something more similar than just finding money
on a street.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I was trying to think When Diane said that, I
was trying to think of like there are those stories
where money blows out of a car or money. Yeah,
but that you know, isn't You know you're not supposed
to take it, but you do and I would No,
I'm one hundred percent I'm taking that. I am pulling over,
I'm probably causing an accident. I'm one hundred percent taking
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that money. Oh I got an example, but that is
But this is this is money that they're telling you.
If you're comfortable, even though you didn't earn it, If
you're comfortable, do what you think, do what you think
is right.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
What about when you're at like a Dave Busters or
Chuck E Cheese and maybe someone's walked away from a
game not realizing more tickets were being out. I know
what I'm doing, keeping the tickets, taking them. Oh yeah,
you didn't earn them. Say again, you didn't earn those tickets.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Well, I'm also not the idiot who left them.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Well there should be two idiots who did.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
What if the idiots and within screaming distance where you
could go, hey, it's still spitting out tickets?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Are you comfortable taking tickets you didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Earn the I take them all day, They take them
all day.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
There's probably there's probably not even I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I don't like when they go up to what are
those machines called where you put a quarter in and
you spin them like a little RinkyDink toy comes out.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh, but it goes around in a circle. Can Yeah,
I like that?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Like what what are those called?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Ripoff? Yes, but I don't. I don't know the name
of it.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Oh, I always you do not just spend them hoping
that a toy comes out. You didn't earn that toy
by paying for it? Yeah you did, No, you didn't.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
You it's the machine's fault for malfunctioning.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I earned money and then I pay.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
You're talking about chuck E cheese tickets, which are worth nothing.
You have to have a hundred for garbage. Oh so
as opposed to actual cash.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
So if I took one dollar out of the thirty thousand,
which is about the value of that fistful of tickets,
well five hundred fistfuls of tickets, I could argue I'm
only taking a dollar that's not really worth anything comparatively.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
And is your morality cash based mine? I'm not asking you, Oh.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
I don't think I would do the dollar because I
would also feel like I would also feel like I'm
on camera and I'm gonna get and then this is
going to be a whole Netflix documentary.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
About what look at this, this woman with no scruples.
Is that dollar really gonna change your life.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Through the grift shop? Yeah? Now what did Dustin end
up doing?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Kristian? Are you taking any of the money? I'm the
only one that's taking it. I take it all day.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
And how did this play out last night?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
So I can I can I tell you what the
whole thing is. It's actually part of a second exhibit.
Ninety percent of the people did not touch the money.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Did not touch it or take it, or did not
take it. When when she answered that wayne of the.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
People didn't take the money and now I don't I
can't break that down versus like, oh I shouldn't do
this because the artist is here, clearly that's not my money,
or felt guilty of like no, okay, well no I
didn't earn it, I'm not gonna take it. People didn't
take money for whatever reason. Five percent did did they
take the full amount of the full thirty thousand, They
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just they just grabbed handleble. Somebody grabbed a couple hundred dollars.
Some people just grabbed like twenty dollars. It's not like
they counted it out. They just grabbed a fist full
of money and that was it. Some people some people
had an answer to her and said I earned it
by bending over, and then they grabbed it.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And then now see this money rolls into a secondary exhibit.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's a whole exhibit about greed and and and.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I think, what does she call it? Hold on.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Drunken entitled Tequila Soaked Masses. That is the name of
the second exhibit. So when they asked her, aren't you
pissed that people are taking your money? Her real answer is,
I'm just investing in my next art exhibit, which is
going to be a montage in a video of people
taking money about a video, right decision, Oh, Dustin, I'd
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still take it all day. I would still take the
money all day. And the other thing, no matter what
it was in my head, I would go, you know
how artists, aren't they're all like in a good way.
They're all kind of like really like like advance guard people.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
They want me to take the money.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
It's like it's like paying six million dollars for a
stupid banana on a wall.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I bet the clips of the people who felt uncomfortable
with the way that she answered the question then trying
to remember because you said it is a display where
the bills they picked up were as they're setting them
back on the ground, like, oh, she probably spent days arranging.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
My lever, Now what goes there? I would have laid.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I would have taken off my hoodie and I would
have stuffed so much money in it and tied it
up like it like it's Santa's sack.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
And the star of the next show is no longer
our guest are it's our guest performer by.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
The way, So now me and Eli Manning both very.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Involved with UH, with the with the artists, and and
w Ross brings up a great point too, what about
Peyton Manning? Oh, Peyton very good. Peyton man I like
the Manning, but Peyton is also good. Isn't that a
great art exhibit?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Though?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I like that, and I love I love the morality question.
I do take the money all day.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
I do like that you're confronted with that though, and
it's not like you find out later, right, because then I.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Like that she tells it right to your face, right
to your face. You didn't earn it. But if you're comfortable,
I am.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Oh, you would dread the countdown to that next exhibit opening,
like how much am I going to be featured? Because
you know they got my giddy face when I started
kicking this stuff up.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Oh, it's like being in a cash machine with no wind.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Where am I going? Line four? Hi, Yollie in the morning?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
All right, Yeah? Hi?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Who's this?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Hi? This is Nicky?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Hold On?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Hold on, Nick, hold on, Nick. Let's play a little game.
Everybody right down of y or an N. Don't tell
me your answer, but yes or no based on just
the Hello, is nick taking the money or leaving the money?
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Go ahead, Nick, I'm gonna have to add an age
in they in there. Yes, there we go.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Guess right, I guess right too.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Yeah, if you're so pomp, I still leave thirty thousand
dollars on the ground to us out here in the
running old. Of course I'm gonna take the money.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Not even though even though Nick, I just want to confirm,
even though you didn't earn that money.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
Taking up the money, that's what I did. That's what
I'm making jobs.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Exactly. It's fricking I can hear it. Josh better not
have dumped that. All right, very good, Thank you sir,
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
The next vote is was that an R or you? Hi?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Elliott The Morning Elliott? Yeap? Hold on name please?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Well, how is that going to matter?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'm just hearing the voice. What's your name, sir? I'm
mouth from the Goonies and I'm taking that money.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I would have said yes on the Hello, I would
have said yes, absolutely, you are absolutely all right Elliott
The Morning Listeners two for two, Barne eight, Hi, Elliott
The Morning Elliott.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
He's taking it. Yeah, what's your name, sir?
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Hey? This is Brian.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Hey, Brian, you're taking the cash or you leaving it?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I'm definitely taking that cash.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Thank you, thank you. And doesn't it make Diana and
Tyler look foolish a little bit?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
The are you guys so much money? You don't need
that little bit extra?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Remember this is not a hidden camera on a street.
This is all in a contained art exhibit.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah, which is why I'm taking money. Didn't randomly blow
in there. Now, I would also take the money on
the street. I'm just being very clear, being very very clear.
Line three, Hi elliot in the morning.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
This means name.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
DJ. I'm on the fence. Where are you from d
You're taking it? Yes, yes, yes, sir, yeah, you take
any of course, you don't know how many people in DC
take money they didn't earn every day in the government.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Oh, I like the spin, That's what I'm yelling.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
I like the spin.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Somewhere the mean your building that didn't earn it.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Oh, I could give you a list of people that
draw a salary that don't earn it in this building,
he's saying, he's talking about entitlements.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
How about this? How about this? You want to talk
about art here? Maybe this is the exact same thing,
a fountain with coins in it?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
What about it?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
You scooping the money out?
Speaker 6 (18:34):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Oh no, someone's moral compass change side.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
What's the difference?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Those are people's wishes?
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Wishes are worth more than her hard earned art the money.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I mean that that that's a great that is a
great question. Now I will say this. I have in
the PA asked taking money out of a fountain?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
When I would?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Diane? You never when you were young, you never went
to the mall and needed money for the arcade. Now, oh,
he's taking all the time. There was a there was
a fountain in the middle of the mall.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
We would take up.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
We would take money out of there all the time
to play at the arcade.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Which would you rather be caught on camera.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Doing as a child as an adult? I'm not taking
money out of the fountain.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Okay, so you're not doing it at all.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
But you know what I think the real reason is.
And I hope this doesn't make me look bougie, Like
you could grab a fistful of money and you know,
like I just got cash?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
What am I grab it? Like eighty five cents out
of the fountain?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah, my arm's wag.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
God just cleared a dollar.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I just think I don't think I value it enough.
I don't think I look at it and go if
it were rolls of money, then maybe, But do you
understand what I mean? Like you got Nichols and and
panties and all that other stuff people throw quarters. Yeah, no,
but it's it's a it's a lot of juice for it.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's a lot of squeeze for the juice.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I did.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I think that's the only reason I'm saying no, but
is then the fountain money more earned by you.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I did have to work to get it.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I had to get wet, wet, so when you would
play it's a great question, when you would play games
of the arcade, did you get the joystick?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Call sloppy and soaking.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I did wipe my hand on my shirts, but yeah, no,
I'd scoop that money out. I'd played defender in track
and field. It was great, and you had to make
sure your hand was dry because what else were you
doing in the arcades? Thank you, Here come the wet bandits.
(20:52):
I definitely be honest. I'm the only one that stole
coins out of a fountain.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I swear I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Again, not as an adult. I've never seen anyone do that.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Oh my god, it happens all the time, all children, though,
if there's an arcade in the mall, No, people steal
money out of fountains all the time.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
That happens all the time.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I haven't been able to say that I've seen firsthand
that happen.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Find any fountain in wait in any city, and there's
people doing two things to it. Either one the homeless
are bathing, true or the or people are stealing money
out of it?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
What about it? That's why a lot of places will
tell you not to do it.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Remember Kansas City, it's a city of fountains. You think
you think they lead the nation in fountain theft?
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Or do people who go there just now, there's so
many fountains save money.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
No, of course they're stealing it.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
It's a crime of opportunity.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I don't know more people. Do people rob banks? If
there's a lot of banks or one bank, they rob as.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Many they can. Hi, Ellie in the morning, the coin?
Speaker 6 (22:05):
Great?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah? Hi? Who's this?
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Hi is Derek?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
By the way, Please tell me I'm not the only
one that stole coins as a kid.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yes, Derek? What can I do for you?
Speaker 6 (22:14):
I'll just let y'all know I would not take the money.
I believe in good karma, and I feel like i'd
get it back eventually.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
In lie, Okay, you're a goddamn liar. Who's listening that
you're trying to impress nobody?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
No, no, nobody's listening. But like you ever give money
to a homeless person, you eventually feel like you're going
to get it back. A couple of years ago, it
happened to me. And later on that day at Buffalo
Wild Wings, I ordered ten wings and they gave me twenty.
I always believe in good karma, So you don't know
where that money's gonna come from.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Okay, okay, two things.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Two things.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Number one, you just stole product from the company.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
He got twenty wings.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
You just but you stole from them.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
But that's that's their problem. They gave it the earlier
in the day. I gave the money and then I
got it back.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
That's that's big wing. They'll never miss it.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Great answer, yes, Tyler.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
And before you try to accuse him of doing something similar,
Josh Wrights, Oh god, I would never take money liar
of a fountain.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Oh okay, he would take that money off the floor,
and he would one hundred take money out of the fountain.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
He said, sure, make fun of my weight, my eating habits,
my seapap or my Funko collection.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
But I would never do that. Wait, would would he
take the money on the floor?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
He didn't say. He didn't answer that.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
He was just talking about the found Yes, he would.
As a kid, he would have.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
He said, never. So he's never done it.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
He's a liar. He's a liar. Where am I going?
Line one? Ask him about the money on the floor.
By the way, he steals.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
He steals from the company all the time. Didn't he
get fired from a place for stealing?
Speaker 5 (23:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
You always confuse him with somebody else.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh, Jeremiah, No, oh my god? Who was Who was
the one walked out with the two computers?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Stop, no he did. He walked out with two computer?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Stop singing.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Nobody used to work here and then he would. I
can't remember.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
It was one of the Odyssey stations PGC, but he
stole two computers. Who was that? Who was that? Sorry, Jeremiah,
wasn't you? Didn't Josh steal something?
Speaker 5 (24:23):
There?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You go stealing.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
We're allowed to have them.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Okay, you're allowed to have You can have them. You're
not supposed to hoard.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Listen, that's like getting the wings. I'm sorry, Hi, who
is this? Selma?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, you're taking the money.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
No, I could never do that.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I feel that taking up money off the ground.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I could never take.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Money from an art exhibit.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
That's terrible.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Why do you feel you see like a five dollars
bill on the ground, aren't you like a late Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Well no, I'm like, oh, no, somebody lost this.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
It's like a dog.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
It actually is nothing like a lost dog. No, I
will say this. I will say this.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I'll take anything I didn't earn. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
The only time, the only time, and I'll be very honest.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I'll be very honest.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
If I see someone drop the money, I will give
it back to them. I see that at seven eleven.
If somebody drops thank you, ma'am. If somebody drops the money,
I do, I'll go hey, and then I'll give them
the I'll give them the money back. Yeah, I'm trying
to think. If I've ever seen them drop two bills
and I give them one and I keep the other,
I don't think so. I wouldn't rule that out as
a possibility, but I've seen especially if it's a kid
(25:39):
who's like in there getting like a slurpye or something,
then I definitely Sometimes I buy kids I can't.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
For for very little in return.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Here I filled up this slur before
Speaker 2 (25:53):
It tastes funny.
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