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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Britain's Favorite Swearing Dictionary revised and updated for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Wow, that's a big book.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
You wonder how many pages there are. It's crazy of
just British swear words. Yeah, it's crazy. By the way,
do you know what Chancellor's briefcase is? The old Chancellor's
briefcase seven hundred and sixty five pages. Wow, yeah, Chancellor's briefcase? Hey,
(00:34):
how does your chancellor's briefcase?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
What does it mean?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
A rarely used vagina writes that.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Down now right? A couple under that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You want to make a change at Baker Street, Well
it's not just have said, Kristen.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Switch positions, right, it's a mouthful go around here.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Wait, hold on, where's the other one. I'm like, Diane,
what are titty bullocks?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Titty bullocks? Well, I mean bullocks is balls?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Very good? Yeah, so what are titty bullocks? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Women's breasts that are no bigger than a man's testicle.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Wow, that's a good one on the committee.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
No, I was looking up somebody told me I should
look up titty fairy, but I don't see it.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Now. Remember the summer we talked about how the British
is what is a bunny? What is a bunny rub?
What is a bunny rub? Can you say it on
the air well? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's given as the definition to something else, but it's
in italics.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
See buddy, Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Right, Oh,
I gotta go find bunny rub. Anyway, you were saying,
we a few months ago were discussing how with the
ubiquity of places like TikTok, all of the great britishisms
and insults are going away because they're all saying things
like Karen, oh, right, and that this was all this
(02:23):
all stems from our tosspot. Remember that we were trying
to figure out what a toss pot was. Tosspot, toss pot.
That sounds familiar. That's what the article said. Was this once? Great? Oh,
that's right, that's right. Insult and no one says it
anymore because we call each other Karen's wait, what was
I just looking up? What was I just looking up?
(02:45):
Bunny rub? Bunny rub?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Not the Captain's pie bunny? There's bungle? Where's bun? What
is it? Bunny bunny broiler? Oh, bunny cheese?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That sounds gross.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, that's like smeg awesome. I can't find Bunny Rubin
here here I just did. Oh, I have to look
up now what a diddy ride is?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Maybe not the time.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
They also say you could look up bombay roll, So
what's that? All this is is a wild goose chase
to find out what the words are?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And where do you put this in your house? Next
to your toilet? It looks like you got a burnt
fence there. Those are just English teeth.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That's rude.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Our friend Chris from the UK who sent this over,
he's the one who sent all the sour candy as well.
Oh yeah, and he also sent more candy, by the way,
with this book. He was disappointed to hear that all
of his faves were no longer in vogue, so he
wanted us to start using some britishisms here to see
if they would catch on.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Like the old clardy gold mouth clardy clarti gold mouth.
You would use that in describing part of a woman
who's very very slutty.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
These are awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh you know what the pronounced knuckles of the cannibal's
never mind, Oh that's good. Uh, condition of the female boy.
They really get into that from prolonged sitting, Diane, you
could get long haul Fanny.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh no, I mean Fanny's different there.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Um, log off is to drop the shopping like shoppings
and itell. No, it's to take a big dump.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Oh we could have gotten that from log off.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
The what have you found? If you want to log down? Mate?
That is the satisfying release of a brown egg. Oh
my god. See Nelson starting to believe some of these
(05:24):
aren't even real. Listen, they've been around forever forever. I
bet you there is an English I say, when an
English person listening who's shaking his or her head because
you're being fooled by this. Now the see this one,
you're gonna get wrong? What do you mean you gotta
(05:46):
pickaxe wound? It's not No, it's not what you think.
It's not what you think.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Are we thinking of the americanized version?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yes, but they're you're wrong, totally different. Bloodied rectum. I
wasn't think of that.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Um.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Anything. I don't like that one. You got a good
pie dish there? Huh? To piddle that's easy, isn't pitdle?
A real?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah? To pee exactly exactly? What is a brown candle?
I don't know what that is. You know what the
problem is.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
It's like you got to be British to read it, right.
I don't know what some of them are though, I
don't know what some of them are. What are your
sex pistons? Pistons or pistols? Pistons? Sex pistons.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Is your legs? Yeah? Very good? Oh, very good. It
is fun when Diane has to guess. Okay, oh you
know who else would be good at guessing? Who's that? Oh?
Cher Kristen turned yourself on? Okay? So what again? What? Okay?
What is a sex pipe? Well? Whose turn is that?
(07:09):
Kristen's Kristin? Hi, Kristen? What is the sex pipe?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yes? Good?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh I thought it was gonna be a cigarette?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No? No?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
And then okay, so the sex pipe is the penis?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
And the sex pistons are the legs? The legs? What
are sex roses? Is that the balls? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I'mses think about it though.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
This one makes sense. Little uh, little little sex roses,
like you've adorned the bed with petals.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That's what you want to think, but no, you have
adorned the bed with them, but they're.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Light like petals. I have no idea post coital tissues.
Oh you know what, I'm gonna sit back here and
eat my wine gums. What else is over there? You
guys can play this game. Um oh, licorice all sorts,
the open up the licorice, see cadberry. Umm, here we go.
(08:24):
Shafter burn? Go ahead, Diane, shafterburn? Is that.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Like a rug burn?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
The Christen a penis thing?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
You know this box was damaged in airmail.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
That's okay, all right, Kristen, say when now, okay, what
is patent medicine?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
That is?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh I don't know what that is? Forklift truck sex position?
Very good?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yes, oh Diane? A foul pallo? Pallo pallo? Foul pallo?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Is it you're smelly?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Oh you were? You were?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You're really getting somewhere? Yeah, yeah, foul palo? Is it
like an STD No, No, it's the Italian version of.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Come on, come on the dirty sand jets.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Oh my god, oh my god. No, is she a
middle school boy?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Jesus.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Vince Carter says, it's over stop no stop. You didn't
need that hand motion at all. That came after I
said to stop. All right, say when, say when?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Stop?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Okay, No, she's saying she's out too. She's bailing. Also, no, no, no,
oh boy, all right? Last one, Oh, it's sudden death.
It's like Vermont and Marshall last night.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Okay, you could choose one or the other. Kicking the
piper or kickstart the motorbike.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Uh, kickstart the motorbike, go ahead, foot play.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Like rough Kristen motor boaton. Did I either get it right? No? No,
it's never mind that. On that one, I don't know dirt. Yeah,
you can't figure. Why did you pick that? It's a
(10:57):
move that you have.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
To use with your leg the who oh, here's kid.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Here's kick fart? What is that to initiate? Uh? Internal
what's bombastion? No?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, now, I gotta look that up. Diane King Kong's
oven glove.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I don't know what it is because it tells me
I have to look something else up.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
So that one, all right? Last one? Say when stop
there we go?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I don't like that one. Penny stamp.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
A kiss?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
No, Kristen, where no a penny stamp? Oh you're doing
that one? Yeah, this one's easy. Is this gonna be
like what we you is for the Royal Mail? Like
it has nothing to do with sex or it's not
vulgar at all.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
No, it's just a kind of care free run around man.
Penny stamp.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Uh, I'd like more context before I use that in conversation.
So your husband seems like a penny stamp. The No,
that's fine. What's a performing ours? What's a butt? Not
just somebody farting? Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Wait again, but medically you don't need to medically?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
What did you just have a kiloscopy and you got
to make sure everything still works? All right? Last one period? Costume?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Is it like some sort of elaborate maxi pad.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
No, it's just comfortable leisure wear.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh god, nos, supid?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
All right, I'll read through those. Here we go. I'll
quiz later. Notice with what you never played? Oh I'll
nail them. Oh my god, this entire page is just
the word fart. All right? You ready hit me? Fertle berries? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You got those?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Are those like dingles?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Easy? That was easy. That was easy. Damn I gon'
be fortle berries? All right? Are we good? Oh? Here
we go? Earth wind and fire, earth wind and fire.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Oh pisson diarrhea, The truly woeful digestive after effects of
an evening spent drinking ale Logger and grabbing a kebab
on the way home
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Rainburn, Kristen, that's awesome.
Britain's Favorite Swearing Dictionary revised and updated for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Wow, that's a big book.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
You wonder how many pages there are. It's crazy of
just British swear words. Yeah, it's crazy. By the way,
do you know what Chancellor's briefcase is? The old Chancellor's
briefcase seven hundred and sixty five pages. Wow, yeah, Chancellor's briefcase? Hey,
(00:34):
how does your chancellor's briefcase?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
What does it mean?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
A rarely used vagina writes that.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Down now right? A couple under that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You want to make a change at Baker Street, Well
it's not just have said, Kristen.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Switch positions, right, it's a mouthful go around here.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Wait, hold on, where's the other one. I'm like, Diane,
what are titty bullocks?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Titty bullocks? Well, I mean bullocks is balls?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Very good? Yeah, so what are titty bullocks? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Women's breasts that are no bigger than a man's testicle.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Wow, that's a good one on the committee.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
No, I was looking up somebody told me I should
look up titty fairy, but I don't see it.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Now. Remember the summer we talked about how the British
is what is a bunny? What is a bunny rub?
What is a bunny rub? Can you say it on
the air well? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's given as the definition to something else, but it's
in italics.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
See buddy, Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Right, Oh,
I gotta go find bunny rub. Anyway, you were saying,
we a few months ago were discussing how with the
ubiquity of places like TikTok, all of the great britishisms
and insults are going away because they're all saying things
like Karen, oh, right, and that this was all this
(02:23):
all stems from our tosspot. Remember that we were trying
to figure out what a toss pot was. Tosspot, toss pot.
That sounds familiar. That's what the article said. Was this once? Great? Oh,
that's right, that's right. Insult and no one says it
anymore because we call each other Karen's wait, what was
I just looking up? What was I just looking up?
(02:45):
Bunny rub? Bunny rub?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Not the Captain's pie bunny? There's bungle? Where's bun? What
is it? Bunny bunny broiler? Oh, bunny cheese?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That sounds gross.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, that's like smeg awesome. I can't find Bunny Rubin
here here I just did. Oh, I have to look
up now what a diddy ride is?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Maybe not the time.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
They also say you could look up bombay roll, So
what's that? All this is is a wild goose chase
to find out what the words are?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And where do you put this in your house? Next
to your toilet? It looks like you got a burnt
fence there. Those are just English teeth.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
That's rude.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Our friend Chris from the UK who sent this over,
he's the one who sent all the sour candy as well.
Oh yeah, and he also sent more candy, by the way,
with this book. He was disappointed to hear that all
of his faves were no longer in vogue, so he
wanted us to start using some britishisms here to see
if they would catch on.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Like the old clardy gold mouth clardy clarti gold mouth.
You would use that in describing part of a woman
who's very very slutty.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
These are awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh you know what the pronounced knuckles of the cannibal's
never mind, Oh that's good. Uh, condition of the female boy.
They really get into that from prolonged sitting, Diane, you
could get long haul Fanny.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh no, I mean Fanny's different there.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Um, log off is to drop the shopping like shoppings
and itell. No, it's to take a big dump.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Oh we could have gotten that from log off.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
The what have you found? If you want to log down? Mate?
That is the satisfying release of a brown egg. Oh
my god. See Nelson starting to believe some of these
(05:24):
aren't even real. Listen, they've been around forever forever. I
bet you there is an English I say, when an
English person listening who's shaking his or her head because
you're being fooled by this. Now the see this one,
you're gonna get wrong? What do you mean you gotta
(05:46):
pickaxe wound? It's not No, it's not what you think.
It's not what you think.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Are we thinking of the americanized version?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yes, but they're you're wrong, totally different. Bloodied rectum. I
wasn't think of that.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Um.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Anything. I don't like that one. You got a good
pie dish there? Huh? To piddle that's easy, isn't pitdle?
A real?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah? To pee exactly exactly? What is a brown candle?
I don't know what that is. You know what the
problem is.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
It's like you got to be British to read it, right.
I don't know what some of them are though, I
don't know what some of them are. What are your
sex pistons? Pistons or pistols? Pistons? Sex pistons.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Is your legs? Yeah? Very good? Oh, very good. It
is fun when Diane has to guess. Okay, oh you
know who else would be good at guessing? Who's that? Oh?
Cher Kristen turned yourself on? Okay? So what again? What? Okay?
What is a sex pipe? Well? Whose turn is that?
(07:09):
Kristen's Kristin? Hi, Kristen? What is the sex pipe?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yes? Good?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh I thought it was gonna be a cigarette?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No? No?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
And then okay, so the sex pipe is the penis?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
And the sex pistons are the legs? The legs? What
are sex roses? Is that the balls? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I'mses think about it though.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
This one makes sense. Little uh, little little sex roses,
like you've adorned the bed with petals.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That's what you want to think, but no, you have
adorned the bed with them, but they're.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Light like petals. I have no idea post coital tissues.
Oh you know what, I'm gonna sit back here and
eat my wine gums. What else is over there? You
guys can play this game. Um oh, licorice all sorts,
the open up the licorice, see cadberry. Umm, here we go.
(08:24):
Shafter burn? Go ahead, Diane, shafterburn? Is that.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Like a rug burn?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
The Christen a penis thing?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:42):
You know this box was damaged in airmail.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
That's okay, all right, Kristen, say when now, okay, what
is patent medicine?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
That is?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Oh I don't know what that is? Forklift truck sex position?
Very good?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yes, oh Diane? A foul pallo? Pallo pallo? Foul pallo?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Is it you're smelly?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Oh you were? You were?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You're really getting somewhere? Yeah, yeah, foul palo? Is it
like an STD No, No, it's the Italian version of.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Come on, come on the dirty sand jets.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Oh my god, oh my god. No, is she a
middle school boy?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Jesus.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Vince Carter says, it's over stop no stop. You didn't
need that hand motion at all. That came after I
said to stop. All right, say when, say when?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Stop?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Okay, No, she's saying she's out too. She's bailing. Also, no, no, no,
oh boy, all right? Last one, Oh, it's sudden death.
It's like Vermont and Marshall last night.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Okay, you could choose one or the other. Kicking the
piper or kickstart the motorbike.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Uh, kickstart the motorbike, go ahead, foot play.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Like rough Kristen motor boaton. Did I either get it right? No? No,
it's never mind that. On that one, I don't know dirt. Yeah,
you can't figure. Why did you pick that? It's a
(10:57):
move that you have.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
To use with your leg the who oh, here's kid.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Here's kick fart? What is that to initiate? Uh? Internal
what's bombastion? No?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, now, I gotta look that up. Diane King Kong's
oven glove.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I don't know what it is because it tells me
I have to look something else up.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
So that one, all right? Last one? Say when stop
there we go?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I don't like that one. Penny stamp.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
A kiss?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
No, Kristen, where no a penny stamp? Oh you're doing
that one? Yeah, this one's easy. Is this gonna be
like what we you is for the Royal Mail? Like
it has nothing to do with sex or it's not
vulgar at all.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
No, it's just a kind of care free run around man.
Penny stamp.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Uh, I'd like more context before I use that in conversation.
So your husband seems like a penny stamp. The No,
that's fine. What's a performing ours? What's a butt? Not
just somebody farting? Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Wait again, but medically you don't need to medically?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
What did you just have a kiloscopy and you got
to make sure everything still works? All right? Last one period? Costume?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Is it like some sort of elaborate maxi pad.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
No, it's just comfortable leisure wear.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh god, nos, supid?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
All right, I'll read through those. Here we go. I'll
quiz later. Notice with what you never played? Oh I'll
nail them. Oh my god, this entire page is just
the word fart. All right? You ready hit me? Fertle berries? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You got those?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Are those like dingles?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Easy? That was easy. That was easy. Damn I gon'
be fortle berries? All right? Are we good? Oh? Here
we go? Earth wind and fire, earth wind and fire.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Oh pisson diarrhea, The truly woeful digestive after effects of
an evening spent drinking ale Logger and grabbing a kebab
on the way home
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Rainburn, Kristen, that's awesome.
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